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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,213 --> 00:00:07,800 (SONG PLAYING) 2 00:00:14,932 --> 00:00:17,852 GONZO: (HOWLING) 3 00:00:17,852 --> 00:00:21,564 Oh, we get it almost every night 4 00:00:21,564 --> 00:00:25,067 And when that moon gets big and bright 5 00:00:25,067 --> 00:00:27,611 It's a supernatural delight 6 00:00:27,611 --> 00:00:28,696 GONZO: Whoopee! 7 00:00:28,696 --> 00:00:31,073 Everybody's dancin' in the moonlight 8 00:00:31,073 --> 00:00:33,868 (LAUGHING) Happy Halloween! 9 00:00:36,412 --> 00:00:41,125 Wow. I can't believe the invitation came with this free limo ride. 10 00:00:41,125 --> 00:00:44,253 Sí, sí. All the fancy Hollywood mansion parties have limos. 11 00:00:44,253 --> 00:00:45,337 Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 12 00:00:45,337 --> 00:00:47,798 Which is why all my girlfriends are texting. 13 00:00:47,798 --> 00:00:49,717 - Oh, what are they saying? - (DINGING) 14 00:00:52,136 --> 00:00:54,096 Uh, all good things. 15 00:00:54,096 --> 00:00:55,931 - (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) - Oh. 16 00:00:55,931 --> 00:00:57,933 - Hello. - Hi-ho, Gonzo. 17 00:00:57,933 --> 00:01:01,103 Hey, Kermit. What a great costume. 18 00:01:01,103 --> 00:01:03,689 Uh, thanks. Uh, Piggy thought it would be funny if we both... 19 00:01:03,689 --> 00:01:06,358 Hi-ho! (CHUCKLES) Guess who I am? 20 00:01:06,358 --> 00:01:08,778 I'm Kermit, and Kermit is me. Get it? 21 00:01:08,778 --> 00:01:11,697 - Go on, say it, say it. Come on. - No. Mmm-mmm. 22 00:01:11,697 --> 00:01:16,285 (SIGHS) Uh, hey, Kermie, who is the most amazing girl in the universe? 23 00:01:16,285 --> 00:01:18,370 Yes, Piggy. You are. 24 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:20,498 Yay! (LAUGHING) 25 00:01:21,290 --> 00:01:24,877 - Uh, guess who wrote that? (GRUNTS) - I did. It was me. I did. (LAUGHING) 26 00:01:24,877 --> 00:01:28,839 - Candy corn. What is this? Christmas? - So, Gonzo, uh, when are you gettin' here? 27 00:01:28,839 --> 00:01:31,175 Oh, I'm so sorry. I actually can't come to the party. 28 00:01:31,175 --> 00:01:32,927 Oh. Oh, no. Why not? 29 00:01:32,927 --> 00:01:35,679 Well, you remember my favorite magician, The Great MacGuffin? 30 00:01:35,679 --> 00:01:38,432 - Is he the guy with the fish? - You rang? 31 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:40,351 - No, we did not. - Okay. 32 00:01:40,351 --> 00:01:41,519 (CHUCKLES) 33 00:01:41,519 --> 00:01:45,439 Well, tonight is the 100th anniversary of MacGuffin's disappearance. 34 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:46,982 - Disappearance? - GONZO: Yeah. 35 00:01:46,982 --> 00:01:50,236 And there's a special, once-in-a-lifetime fear challenge 36 00:01:50,236 --> 00:01:51,987 in the mansion where it happened. 37 00:01:51,987 --> 00:01:53,823 Oh, wow. What's the challenge? 38 00:01:53,823 --> 00:01:57,076 To spend the night in the most haunted mansion in the world. 39 00:01:57,076 --> 00:01:59,036 KERMIT: That sounds like your kinda night, Gonzo. 40 00:01:59,036 --> 00:02:00,663 - Hmm. - We're sure gonna miss you. 41 00:02:00,663 --> 00:02:03,749 Thanks. But if I can't pull off a great stunt like this, 42 00:02:03,749 --> 00:02:06,377 then what's the use of calling me The Great Gonzo? 43 00:02:06,377 --> 00:02:09,797 You know, you don't have to be "The Great Gonzo" to be great, Gonzo. 44 00:02:09,797 --> 00:02:12,132 - Uh, say there, Kermit. - Oh! (CHUCKLES) Scooter, you look great. 45 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,884 Oh, uh... Thank you, thank you very much. 46 00:02:13,884 --> 00:02:16,387 - Uh, the Chef's carving pumpkins. - Oh, well, that sounds... 47 00:02:16,387 --> 00:02:18,222 - (ROARING) - (SCREAMING) 48 00:02:18,222 --> 00:02:20,724 - Mercy. - Okay, I gotta go, Gonzo. 49 00:02:20,724 --> 00:02:23,143 Uh, but don't forget the Halloween breakfast tomorrow morning. 50 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,854 - (SCREAMING) - Hey, pumpkin! 51 00:02:24,854 --> 00:02:27,481 - I think we're having pumpkin pancakes. - (SCREAMS) 52 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:29,191 - (GRUNTS) - (CONTINUES SCREAMING) 53 00:02:29,984 --> 00:02:31,068 Bye. 54 00:02:31,068 --> 00:02:32,570 GONZO: You know, Pepé? 55 00:02:32,570 --> 00:02:35,656 I kinda feel bad that we're not going to the party. 56 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:38,158 (SCOFFS) Every year, same things, same Muppens. 57 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:40,119 Uh, we see them all the times. 58 00:02:40,119 --> 00:02:43,080 Tonight, we go to the big mansions party. 59 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:46,792 For the last time, it's not a party. It's a Halloween challenge. 60 00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:48,377 (SCOFFS) Talk about a challenge. 61 00:02:48,377 --> 00:02:50,504 Try getting a date for this party, okay? 62 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:51,797 - (TIRES SCREECH) - Oh! 63 00:02:51,797 --> 00:02:52,965 (GRUNTS) 64 00:02:52,965 --> 00:02:55,509 All righty, boys. This is the place. 65 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:57,219 - Are you sure about this? - Oh, yeah. 66 00:02:57,219 --> 00:02:59,221 And could we set a pick-up time for the morning? 67 00:02:59,221 --> 00:03:00,890 Oh, that won't be necessary. 68 00:03:00,890 --> 00:03:04,476 I always drop folks off here, but I never seem to pick them up. 69 00:03:04,476 --> 00:03:06,353 - (SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING) - Huh? 70 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:09,231 - Every time. - Well, we're gonna be the first. 71 00:03:09,231 --> 00:03:11,233 - We'll see you in the morning. - Mmm-hmm. 72 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:12,776 Heard that before. 73 00:03:13,652 --> 00:03:18,115 Um, speaking of pick-ups, how'd you like to be my plus one? 74 00:03:19,158 --> 00:03:20,868 Dead prawn walking. 75 00:03:22,828 --> 00:03:25,205 That's a no. (CLEARS THROAT) 76 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:28,626 Huh. 77 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:32,796 Whoa, will ya take a look at this place? 78 00:03:32,796 --> 00:03:35,382 Yeah. No one here. Where's the parties? 79 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:37,384 (CREAKS) 80 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:40,888 (GASPS) Oh, my goodness. Cool. 81 00:03:40,888 --> 00:03:42,431 PEPÉ: (LAUGHS) 82 00:03:42,431 --> 00:03:44,642 Oh, I love these rich Hollywood types. 83 00:03:44,642 --> 00:03:48,187 Pulling out all the stops and the moneys, okay. (LAUGHS) 84 00:03:48,187 --> 00:03:51,482 I bet they'll hand us swag bags with great parting gifts. 85 00:03:51,482 --> 00:03:53,817 (SCOFFS) You mean de-parting gifts. 86 00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:56,487 Uh, I don't get it. What do you mean? 87 00:03:56,487 --> 00:03:57,905 What you talking about? 88 00:03:57,905 --> 00:03:58,989 (BATS CHIRPING) 89 00:04:07,498 --> 00:04:10,960 - Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait. - What, what, what? 90 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:12,044 GONZO: Listen. 91 00:04:13,379 --> 00:04:18,509 - Oh, there's somebody there. - What? Who? 92 00:04:19,510 --> 00:04:21,512 - (CROWS CAWING) - (CLINKING) 93 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:25,432 - Hello? - (GASPS) 94 00:04:26,725 --> 00:04:30,104 - Who's there? - We're here for the parties. 95 00:04:30,104 --> 00:04:31,438 (CHUCKLES) 96 00:04:32,398 --> 00:04:33,857 - Party? - (CRICKETS CHIRPING) 97 00:04:33,857 --> 00:04:35,109 (WHIMPERS) 98 00:04:36,026 --> 00:04:39,196 - What party? - Oh, the Great MacGuffin's anniversary. 99 00:04:39,196 --> 00:04:41,782 (WHIMPERING) 100 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:43,951 - Oh, dear. - Hey, uh, Mr. Tomb... 101 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:48,122 (SHUSHES) Please. Don't wake them up. 102 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:50,040 Wake 'em up? Wake who up? 103 00:04:52,501 --> 00:04:55,462 Please, oh, please Though they're all deceased 104 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:58,966 I beg of you on bended knee 105 00:04:58,966 --> 00:05:01,969 Please, oh, please Let them rest in peace 106 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:05,472 For once they start, they never cease 107 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:07,099 Oh, it's like a show. 108 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:10,853 You see, here lies Good Old Fred 109 00:05:10,853 --> 00:05:14,064 A great big rock fell on his head 110 00:05:14,064 --> 00:05:21,030 And in peaceful rest lies Brother Claude Planted here beneath this sod 111 00:05:21,864 --> 00:05:25,159 There's the first lady of opera Haunting Harriet 112 00:05:25,159 --> 00:05:28,162 Searched for a tune But never could carry it 113 00:05:28,162 --> 00:05:30,664 (VOCALIZING) 114 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:31,790 BOTH: Ah! 115 00:05:34,752 --> 00:05:36,045 BOTH: (LAUGHING) 116 00:05:36,045 --> 00:05:39,506 Poor cousin Maude who never awoke 117 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:42,801 The night her dreams went up in smoke 118 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:43,886 (BLOWS) 119 00:05:43,886 --> 00:05:46,680 Please, oh, please Though they're all deceased 120 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:50,142 We must beware the spirits' release 121 00:05:51,185 --> 00:05:54,480 Rest in peace, Cousin Huet 122 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:57,566 We all know you didn't do it 123 00:05:57,566 --> 00:05:58,692 (CHUCKLES) 124 00:05:59,443 --> 00:06:02,362 Mary wrote mysteries with masterful quill 125 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:05,741 Not knowing the ink of words could kill 126 00:06:06,450 --> 00:06:09,745 So, please, oh, please Let them rest in peace 127 00:06:09,745 --> 00:06:13,373 Once they start, they never cease 128 00:06:13,832 --> 00:06:17,503 And right before your very eyes 129 00:06:17,503 --> 00:06:21,590 As the moon climbs high O'er the dead oak tree 130 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:25,219 Spooks arrive for the midnight spree 131 00:06:25,219 --> 00:06:28,514 Creepy creeps with eerie eyes Start to shriek and harmonize 132 00:06:28,514 --> 00:06:31,934 Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize 133 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:37,439 Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize 134 00:06:37,439 --> 00:06:39,066 - ALL: (CACKLING) - (HOWLING) 135 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:42,444 - Whoa! - (LAUGHS) 136 00:06:42,444 --> 00:06:43,654 - (THUNDER RUMBLING) - Uh-oh. 137 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,782 Come on, enough of this spooky-dooky pre-show. 138 00:06:46,782 --> 00:06:48,867 - Let's go inside for the parties. - Okay. 139 00:06:48,867 --> 00:06:50,536 PEPÉ: (LAUGHING) 140 00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:53,288 BOTH: (PANTING) 141 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:59,878 - Oh! - (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 142 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:03,507 Welcome, foolish Muppets. 143 00:07:03,507 --> 00:07:05,050 BOTH: Ooh. 144 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:10,848 Ah, the Great Gonzo. I'm so glad you accepted the invitation. 145 00:07:10,848 --> 00:07:12,975 Thank you for sending it, Mister, um... 146 00:07:12,975 --> 00:07:15,561 I shall be your host this evening. 147 00:07:15,561 --> 00:07:18,021 Your ghost host. 148 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:19,231 - (LAUGHS) - (SIGHS) 149 00:07:19,231 --> 00:07:22,651 Ooh, you're very scaries. (LAUGHS) 150 00:07:23,235 --> 00:07:26,280 Well, hello there. Who might you be? 151 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:28,740 Oh, this is my friend Pepé. He loves parties. 152 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:31,743 Are there, uh, a lot of the famous peoples inside? 153 00:07:31,743 --> 00:07:35,038 (IN SPANISH) Yes, sir. Very famous. 154 00:07:35,038 --> 00:07:37,708 - Oh, do you speak Spanish? - (IN ENGLISH) No. 155 00:07:37,708 --> 00:07:42,379 Now, if you would please walk this way. 156 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:44,173 Okay. (CHUCKLES) 157 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:47,759 (DOOR CREAKS) 158 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:49,511 - Now, if I may. - (DOOR CLOSES) 159 00:07:49,511 --> 00:07:54,057 A few rules regarding tonight's very special Halloween challenge. 160 00:07:54,057 --> 00:07:56,977 - Yes, do tell. - (CLEARS THROAT) 161 00:07:57,811 --> 00:08:01,231 "Within these walls Are your fears and your frights 162 00:08:02,191 --> 00:08:05,068 "Face them all bravely To survive through the night... 163 00:08:05,068 --> 00:08:06,236 (GASPS) He's rhyming. 164 00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:10,032 "For if by sunrise you fail this endeavor 165 00:08:10,032 --> 00:08:16,663 "Then you y tu amigo Must remain here forever" 166 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:19,041 BOTH: Dun, dun, dun! GONZO: Whoa! 167 00:08:19,041 --> 00:08:22,419 - Oh, boy. (LAUGHS) - Nice one, guys. 168 00:08:22,419 --> 00:08:24,338 So, let me make sure I got this. 169 00:08:24,338 --> 00:08:27,466 Uh, we just have to survive the night in this haunted mansion? 170 00:08:27,466 --> 00:08:29,051 BOTH: Dun, dun, dun! 171 00:08:29,051 --> 00:08:30,135 Dun, dun. 172 00:08:30,135 --> 00:08:32,471 Uh, no. That's too many "dun duns," isn't it? 173 00:08:32,471 --> 00:08:34,890 Well, I thought we discussed "Shave and a Haircut." 174 00:08:34,890 --> 00:08:37,559 - No. He wanted "ominous sting," didn't he? - SKELETON: Oh, right. 175 00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:39,811 - Like... Dun, dun, dun! - Dun, dun. 176 00:08:39,811 --> 00:08:41,063 - Sorry. - SKELETON: I'm new. 177 00:08:41,063 --> 00:08:42,898 - We'll work this out. - What I do wrong? 178 00:08:42,898 --> 00:08:44,858 - I'm new at everything. - MUMMY: Let's have some tea. 179 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:46,777 Take it over there. That'd be great. 180 00:08:46,777 --> 00:08:48,695 Now, if you'll follow me, gentlemen. 181 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:50,864 - And no flash pictures, please. - GONZO: Oh. 182 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:54,201 The spirits are frightfully sensitive to bright lights. 183 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:56,912 - Oh, they're sensitive. Who knew? - Okay. 184 00:08:56,912 --> 00:08:57,996 (CHUCKLES) 185 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:01,750 So, please you could point me to the VIP room, por favor, 186 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:06,171 to mingle with the Beyoncés, the Ryan Goslings, the Bard Pitts. 187 00:09:06,171 --> 00:09:09,299 I'm sorry. My friend's a bit of an acquired taste. 188 00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:10,926 (IN SPANISH) Oh, not for me. 189 00:09:10,926 --> 00:09:15,180 His accent reminds me of my youthful days in Málaga. 190 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:17,516 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 191 00:09:17,516 --> 00:09:20,352 (IN ENGLISH) I know. I know all. 192 00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:23,146 - BOTH: Dun, dun, dun! - Dun, dun. 193 00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:25,440 Oh, you've done it again, haven't you? 194 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:27,109 (STUTTERS) I've dun-dun it twice. 195 00:09:27,109 --> 00:09:28,694 MUMMY: It's just not spine-chilling, is it? 196 00:09:28,694 --> 00:09:31,446 - Being scary is hard. Sorry. - Sorry, sorry. Sorry. 197 00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:34,866 Anyway, I am sorry about that big... We just... 198 00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:36,702 - They don't get a lot of visitors. - Hmm. 199 00:09:36,702 --> 00:09:40,747 I really love these portraits. The subjects look vaguely familiar. 200 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:44,710 - PEPÉ: Hmm. - Yes. Everything here will seem familiar. 201 00:09:44,710 --> 00:09:46,628 Your eyes may deceive you, 202 00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:51,466 as the spirits respond to your sympathetic vibrations. 203 00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:53,010 Sounds awesome. 204 00:09:53,010 --> 00:09:54,261 Yeah. Sí, sí, sí. 205 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:57,055 Uh, but where's the famous people's room? 206 00:09:57,055 --> 00:10:00,267 Because we are the celebrities, we are the Muppets. 207 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:02,311 - (CREAKING) - (GASPS) Oh! 208 00:10:02,311 --> 00:10:03,437 - Oh! - (GASPS) 209 00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:05,897 - Oh, cool. - Gonzo, it's like a fun house. 210 00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:11,486 Is this haunted room actually stretching or is it (ECHOES) your imagination? 211 00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:13,155 (CAPTIVATING MUSIC PLAYING) 212 00:10:16,199 --> 00:10:17,534 GONZO: Whoa... PEPÉ: Whoo. 213 00:10:20,871 --> 00:10:24,750 You know what? I just realized this room has no windows and no doors. 214 00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:31,256 Which offers this chilling challenge... To find a way out. (LAUGHING MANIACALLY) 215 00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:35,010 GONZO: Wait, wait a minute. A way out of the room or out of the house? 216 00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:36,303 What? 217 00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:39,973 You're kinda killing the moment here. I meant the room. 218 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:42,851 - Sorry. - (LAUGHING MANIACALLY) 219 00:10:44,770 --> 00:10:46,090 (SCREAMING) 220 00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:50,650 - BOTH: (SCREAMING) - Huh? 221 00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:54,654 Okay, first of all, where did he go, 222 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:57,366 and second of all, what is your problem, okay? 223 00:10:58,450 --> 00:11:00,702 BOTH: (SCREAM) 224 00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:03,914 PEPÉ: I found the way out. 225 00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:06,541 Secret door? Classic. 226 00:11:06,541 --> 00:11:07,667 - (PANTS) - GOAT: (SCREAMS) 227 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,586 Okay, this is the last time I'm gonna say, 228 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:11,755 this better lead to the party people's room. 229 00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:13,340 Pepé, don't you get it yet? 230 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,675 This is not some silly Halloween party. 231 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,260 This place is really haunted. 232 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:20,013 Okay, okay, if I don't see some champagne cocktails 233 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,724 and horsey derves ASPCA, I'm outta here. 234 00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:26,561 Well, whatever you say. Come on, I think the ghost is clear. 235 00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:30,816 Oh, very funnies. The ghost is clear, like the coast is clear. 236 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:35,278 Don't worry, folks, we're not gonna be explaining all the jokes. 237 00:11:36,113 --> 00:11:37,614 (WHOOPS) 238 00:11:44,413 --> 00:11:46,248 - Wow. - (CHUCKLES) 239 00:11:50,419 --> 00:11:51,586 (CHUCKLES) 240 00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:57,926 GONZO: Wow. PEPÉ: (CHUCKLES) 241 00:11:57,926 --> 00:11:59,636 Look at this guy and his red fish. 242 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:01,972 Who would even pay to watch them do anything? 243 00:12:01,972 --> 00:12:04,224 - It's him. - Who? 244 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,517 The Great MacGuffin. 245 00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:07,227 It was 100 years ago tonight 246 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,813 that he disappeared from this very mansion. 247 00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:17,696 Imagine, I could be standing on the very spot where The MacGuffin once stood. 248 00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:20,323 See, I'd like to be standing where the party is, okay? 249 00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:21,741 (GROANS) 250 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:25,745 - Hola, party peoples! Bard Pitts! - Wow. 251 00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:28,748 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 252 00:12:32,461 --> 00:12:33,753 Ooh, cobwebs. 253 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,133 (GASPS AND CRIES) 254 00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:39,843 Whoo, nice one. 255 00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:47,684 - (GROWLS) - (SCREAMING) 256 00:13:00,906 --> 00:13:03,909 I had so hoped we'd have a bigger cameo, Beaky. 257 00:13:03,909 --> 00:13:06,286 - (MEEPS) - Budget. 258 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,621 (WHINES) 259 00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:10,040 (SCREAMS) 260 00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:11,958 Hmm... 261 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:17,923 (CLEARS THROAT) 262 00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:24,387 (PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING) 263 00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:26,556 Hola, celebrities, I'm here. (LAUGHS) 264 00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:29,267 - Will ya look at that? - You're Juan Stanz-most. 265 00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:33,438 - Uh, close. - But where are the, uh, famous peoples? 266 00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:36,608 Oh, who needs famous people when you have the two of us? 267 00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:38,443 - Oh! - BOTH: (CHUCKLING) 268 00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:41,947 You are an impossibly handsome man. 269 00:13:41,947 --> 00:13:45,825 (CHUCKLES) You, my friend, are an impossibly handsome... 270 00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:48,537 - King prawn. Mmm. - King prawn. 271 00:13:48,537 --> 00:13:49,663 - Juan? - JOHN: Yeah? 272 00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:52,707 I don't know if you noticed this, but this place is crazies. 273 00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:55,794 You know what? Because you're so famous, 274 00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:58,255 I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, okay? 275 00:13:58,255 --> 00:14:00,507 My most famous secret. Would you like to hear it? 276 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:01,758 - Oh, yes. - Come a little closer. 277 00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:02,884 - Okay. - Little closer. 278 00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:04,928 - Yeah. - Not that close, it's the breath. 279 00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:06,555 - Plankton. Mmm. - You ready? 280 00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:09,266 (ROARS) 281 00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:10,642 PEPÉ: (YELPING) 282 00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:14,229 Jeepers creepers. Jeepers creepers. Oh! (SHUDDERS) 283 00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:16,189 (SCREAMS) 284 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:18,984 Pepé! Pepé! Whoa! Whoa! Take it easy. 285 00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:20,235 This place is crazy. 286 00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:23,196 With all the smokes and the mirrors and the animaltronics. 287 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:24,823 - I'm outta here. - But, uh... 288 00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:28,868 (GASPS) How did you... 289 00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:32,747 - I'm outta here! - Uh... 290 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:34,916 (SCREAMS) 291 00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:39,421 - Pepé? - (WHIMPERS) 292 00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:43,883 (THUDDING) 293 00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:50,932 (TICKING) 294 00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:01,860 (DOOR CREAKING) 295 00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:07,991 (WHIMPERING) 296 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:10,910 - Gonzo. - (GRUNTS) 297 00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:14,706 - How did you... - Don't ask. Peel me. 298 00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:16,124 (GRUNTS) Okay. 299 00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:19,919 - (PANTING) - (GRUNTS) 300 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,421 You were stuck there. 301 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:24,090 WOMAN: Serpents and spiders... GONZO: Whoa! A séance. 302 00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:26,051 - A what? A why... What is it? - Come on. 303 00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:28,219 WOMAN: ...calling the spirits, wherever they're at. 304 00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:30,472 - This just keeps getting better. - I don't think so. 305 00:15:30,472 --> 00:15:34,059 Pumpkins and ghoulies from last Halloween, 306 00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:38,772 awaken the spirits with your tambourine. 307 00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:42,901 Creepies and crawlies, toads in a pond... 308 00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:44,277 - Come, come on. - PEPÉ: No, no. 309 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:47,906 ...let there be music from regions beyond. 310 00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:50,116 - (GROANS) - GONZO: Wow! 311 00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:53,620 That is amazing, how are you doing that? 312 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,164 (IN FRENCH) Excusez-moi, 313 00:15:56,164 --> 00:16:01,419 (IN ENGLISH) but you are interrupting the mysterious Madame Pigota. 314 00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:03,129 (MUSIC PLAYING) 315 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:06,883 Stop. Will you turn it down? I can't hear myself think. 316 00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:08,593 - Take five, everybody. - WOMAN: What? 317 00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:10,303 Break time! Break time! 318 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,055 - Fer sure. - Groovy. 319 00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:13,932 Whoa, we're not taking a break, who said break? 320 00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:16,101 Oh, I could've sworn she called a break. 321 00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:18,269 It's like a union thing, right? 322 00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:22,315 No, you heard the hog's head, guys. Time to dematerialize. 323 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:24,442 - Wait, where you going? No, no... - (CHUCKLES) 324 00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:26,361 (GROANS) 325 00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:28,238 Great. Hey, since you're on a break, 326 00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:30,407 can you contact somebody from the great beyond? 327 00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:33,827 (SCOFFS) I wish, but the Wi-Fi in here's lousy. 328 00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:35,995 (SCOFFS) It's like a total dead zone. 329 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,831 - Ugh. - You know what else is lousy? 330 00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:40,041 This my biggest scene in this whole special, 331 00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:44,170 and they stick my head in a fish bowl. 332 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,588 I think we should go. 333 00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:46,673 Uh... (SPEAKS SPANISH) 334 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:49,759 (IN ENGLISH) Uh, do you foresee a way out of here for us? 335 00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:52,595 (SIGHS) Fine. 336 00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:53,972 (TAMBOURINE PLAYING) 337 00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:57,809 Pumpkin spice lattes and a vampire bat, 338 00:16:57,809 --> 00:17:01,604 you must find a door with a glowing exat. 339 00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:03,356 - "Exat"? - PIGOTA: (SIGHS) 340 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,859 I don't know, you try and rhyme with "bat." 341 00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:08,528 Oh, uh, fat, rat, hat. 342 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:09,779 - (DINGS) - MAN: How you doin'? 343 00:17:10,447 --> 00:17:13,742 Uh, right this way, and I prefer "Husky." 344 00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:15,702 - Oh. - Hmm. Okay, go, go, go, go. 345 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:17,620 GONZO: Wow! 346 00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:20,165 She is good. 347 00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:22,709 Tips are encouraged. 348 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:25,420 Oh, uh, don't trust free cheese. 349 00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:26,880 - Quick, quick, quick. - Hmm... 350 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:31,050 Kim! Kimmy, yoo-hoo! There's a smudge on the crystal again. 351 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,511 - Yes, Madame. Yes, Madame. - A little higher. 352 00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:34,763 Thank you. 353 00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:37,348 (SIGHS) 354 00:17:37,348 --> 00:17:40,810 - (SNEEZES) Oh, for crying out loud. - (CROW CAWS) 355 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,816 - Pepé? Which way? - Hmm? Out. 356 00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:49,194 - Uh... - (TRAIN WHISTLING) 357 00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:50,528 What? 358 00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:52,322 Whoa! Cool! 359 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:58,661 - (SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING) - Choo-choo! Coming through! 360 00:17:58,661 --> 00:18:00,914 - Run! - Oh! 361 00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:02,665 - (SCREAMS) - (GRUNTS) 362 00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:03,833 (PANTING) 363 00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:06,169 BOTH: (GRUNTING) 364 00:18:06,169 --> 00:18:08,338 (SCREAMING) 365 00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:11,132 Oh... (SIGHS) 366 00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:13,218 (LAUGHS) 367 00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:16,513 I knew there'd be rides! (LAUGHING) 368 00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:17,639 Welcome aboard! 369 00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:22,560 - How you doing, Pepé? - I wanna go home. I wanna go home... 370 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:23,640 (SCREAMS) 371 00:18:25,188 --> 00:18:26,231 (LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING) 372 00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:28,441 Hmm. Happy Halloween! 373 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,652 - (CACKLES) - Happy birthday to me. 374 00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:33,696 - Hap... Oh! (SHUDDERS) - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 375 00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:37,158 Oh, my love, dancing with you makes me feel so light on my feet. 376 00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:39,244 That's because we don't have feet. 377 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,664 BOTH: (LAUGHING) 378 00:18:42,664 --> 00:18:45,750 I just adore the decor, don't you? 379 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:49,212 Why? Do you like things that are old and decrepit? 380 00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:51,840 I'm dancing with you, aren't I? 381 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:54,050 HOWARD: So what are you doing for Thanksgiving? 382 00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:57,262 Oh, some of my ghoul friends are having me for dinner. 383 00:18:57,262 --> 00:18:58,847 Awkward. 384 00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:01,099 What? 385 00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:03,685 Nothing, nothing, nothing. Here we go and one. 386 00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:07,021 BEVERLY: One, two, three... Thank you. HOWARD: Very good. 387 00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:08,106 BEVERLY: (CHUCKLES) 388 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,109 BOTH: Draw. 389 00:19:12,235 --> 00:19:13,278 BOTH: (GRUNTING) 390 00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:15,780 - No. - Boo! (CACKLING) 391 00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:18,950 (SCREAMING) 392 00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:23,413 - Whoa! Whoa! - (CRASHES) 393 00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:24,581 - (SCREAMS) - My God! 394 00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:25,707 - Oh! - Wha... 395 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:27,917 Hmm. That was unsafe. 396 00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:31,129 - ALL: (GRUNTING) - You fellas okay? 397 00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:32,422 Yeah, fine. 398 00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:33,923 (GRUNTS) Good. 399 00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:36,593 Uh, sorry, everybody, food's here. 400 00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:38,636 - Mmm. - (SIGHS) 401 00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:41,431 I says to him, I says, "See through you?" (GASPS) 402 00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:44,434 Well, you finally got the party you wanted. 403 00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:48,187 What? Are you crazy? I said famous peoples, not scary peoples. 404 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,522 (WHOOPS) 405 00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:54,360 Hey, it's a gig, and I get all the bones I can chew. 406 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:57,155 Uh, until they want 'em back. (CHUCKLES) 407 00:19:58,740 --> 00:19:59,866 (MUSIC STOPS) 408 00:20:00,909 --> 00:20:03,161 And now it's showtime! 409 00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:05,455 (AMUSING MUSIC PLAYS) 410 00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:09,709 Thank you, thank you, and welcome to The Mansion Show. 411 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,836 - Boo! - (ALL APPLAUDING) 412 00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:14,422 Now, we have got a great show for you tonight, folks, 413 00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:17,258 guaranteed to tickle your funny bones. 414 00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:18,968 - (DRUM PLAYS) - MAN: That was pretty good. 415 00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:21,596 - So... Boils and ghouls... - Oh, how about that? 416 00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:26,643 ...please welcome our very own Gauzey The Hatbox Bear! 417 00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:29,437 Hiya, hiya, hiya. Boy, you're a scary audience. 418 00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:32,857 Usually I'm worried about dying up here, but it looks like you beat me to it. 419 00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:34,609 - Boo! Boo! - (DRUM PLAYS) 420 00:20:34,609 --> 00:20:36,402 GAUZEY: Oh, no, not you guys. 421 00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:38,863 Don't you have anything better to do than boo me? 422 00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:42,158 - We're ghosts. - Yeah, booing comes with the territory. 423 00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:44,827 - (LAUGHS) - BOTH: Boo! Boo! 424 00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:46,704 Wait, wait, I haven't told my best joke. 425 00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:49,540 What happens if you don't pay your exorcism bill? 426 00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:53,336 You get repossessed! Shocka-wocka! 427 00:20:53,336 --> 00:20:55,129 ALL: (LAUGHING) 428 00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:57,048 - Terrible. - This guy's not funny. 429 00:20:57,048 --> 00:20:58,591 Sí, sí. And his head came off. 430 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:01,803 Okay, okay, wasn't that great, folks? 431 00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:05,682 - ALL: No! No! - Ugh. (GROANS) Ooh! 432 00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:06,933 Hold on. 433 00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:10,853 Looks like we have some new ghosts... I mean, guests. (CHUCKLES) 434 00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:12,313 - (CREAKS) - Oh! 435 00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:13,898 - Ah! - (DRUM ROLL) 436 00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:19,445 Fiends, omens, and bogeymen, lend me your fears. (CHUCKLES) 437 00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:25,743 We come not to praise Gonzo, but to bury him. 438 00:21:26,577 --> 00:21:27,578 Oh! 439 00:21:27,578 --> 00:21:29,080 And his little amigo, too. 440 00:21:29,747 --> 00:21:32,291 - BOTH: (GASPING) - We now invite you to sit back and relax, 441 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:39,132 as our 999 residents proudly present... your funeral. 442 00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:45,430 Welcome to the life hereafter 443 00:21:45,430 --> 00:21:47,682 Sleepless nights, eternal laughter 444 00:21:47,682 --> 00:21:50,018 Buy the farm, push up some daisies 445 00:21:50,018 --> 00:21:52,311 Come get down with us creepy crazies 446 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:54,522 Hi, wanna come play with me? 447 00:21:54,522 --> 00:21:55,690 Frights du jour 448 00:21:55,690 --> 00:21:56,774 And daily nightmares 449 00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:59,152 Ghoulish scares to raise your neck hairs 450 00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:01,362 If you think it's too macabre 451 00:22:01,362 --> 00:22:03,573 Follow the floating candelabra 452 00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:09,078 But he ain't French and he can croon 453 00:22:09,078 --> 00:22:11,789 (CHUCKLES) We did that In a beastly cartoon 454 00:22:11,789 --> 00:22:13,583 She was a beauty 455 00:22:13,583 --> 00:22:16,294 We'll never rest We'll never cease 456 00:22:16,294 --> 00:22:20,798 Till you finally rest in peace 457 00:22:20,798 --> 00:22:23,051 You can fly and you can float 458 00:22:23,051 --> 00:22:24,635 Or you can scream just like a goat 459 00:22:24,635 --> 00:22:25,720 (SCREAMS) 460 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,722 But to quench your endless questions 461 00:22:27,722 --> 00:22:30,600 First you must sleep down with the fishes 462 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:35,480 Hey! Hold on, I'm not sleepy! (SCREAMS) 463 00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:36,731 Rain or snow 464 00:22:36,731 --> 00:22:37,815 Lightning or thunder 465 00:22:37,815 --> 00:22:41,110 The party is down here six feet under 466 00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:42,403 BOTH: (GASPING) 467 00:22:42,403 --> 00:22:43,529 Trick or treat? 468 00:22:43,529 --> 00:22:44,822 Take a smell of my feet 469 00:22:44,822 --> 00:22:47,408 And give me something good to eat 470 00:22:48,242 --> 00:22:49,243 You're all alone 471 00:22:49,243 --> 00:22:50,495 But don't be scared 472 00:22:50,495 --> 00:22:53,372 We've got your wake all pre-prepared 473 00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:54,749 Hi, I'm serving soup. 474 00:22:54,749 --> 00:22:58,002 It's a cream mock tortoise and a yummy red that pairs with rigor mortis. 475 00:22:58,002 --> 00:22:59,879 (CACKLES) 476 00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:02,215 It's all so dopey I'm complaining 477 00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:04,425 At least it's almost entertaining 478 00:23:04,425 --> 00:23:06,886 - BOTH: (LAUGHING) - Huh? 479 00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:09,222 - What the... - ANNOUNCER: Your attention, please. 480 00:23:09,222 --> 00:23:13,267 Please remain seated in your doom buggy, 481 00:23:13,267 --> 00:23:16,771 and we will continue our tour momentarily. 482 00:23:16,771 --> 00:23:18,314 Oh, no. 483 00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:20,817 The only thing worse than being stuck in here with you 484 00:23:20,817 --> 00:23:23,653 - is being stuck in here with them. - BOTH: (LAUGHING) 485 00:23:23,653 --> 00:23:24,987 We tell jokes 486 00:23:24,987 --> 00:23:26,280 I do tricks 487 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,032 With my deadly candlesticks 488 00:23:28,032 --> 00:23:29,325 (BOOMING) 489 00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:31,077 BOTH: (LAUGHING) 490 00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:32,912 Come on now and lift your glass 491 00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:35,456 Filled with poisoned sassafras 492 00:23:35,456 --> 00:23:38,417 (SPEAKING SWEDISH) 493 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:40,294 (LAUGHS) 494 00:23:40,294 --> 00:23:42,296 (IN ENGLISH) Sign your bill Deed, and trust 495 00:23:42,296 --> 00:23:44,465 Guess it's time to bite the dust 496 00:23:44,465 --> 00:23:47,218 Cash in your chips, we're not joking 497 00:23:47,218 --> 00:23:49,720 Now's the time you should be croaking 498 00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:53,516 You're so great, none can compare 499 00:23:54,559 --> 00:23:58,187 No one has your savoir faire 500 00:23:58,187 --> 00:24:03,609 It's time to turn your whole life story Into a momento mori 501 00:24:05,653 --> 00:24:09,907 Corpse by corpse and one by one Until you shout, "My life is done" 502 00:24:09,907 --> 00:24:12,410 So join us in this life hereafter 503 00:24:21,335 --> 00:24:23,421 Now the greatest act of all 504 00:24:23,421 --> 00:24:26,007 It's Gonzo's final curtain call 505 00:24:26,007 --> 00:24:28,259 From the basement to the rafters 506 00:24:28,259 --> 00:24:30,344 Join us in the great hereafter 507 00:24:30,344 --> 00:24:32,763 You'll be great forever after 508 00:24:32,763 --> 00:24:35,016 In our monstrous life hereafter 509 00:24:35,016 --> 00:24:36,416 For our afterparty afterlife 510 00:24:49,780 --> 00:24:52,783 Rest in peace 511 00:24:52,783 --> 00:24:53,533 RIP 512 00:24:54,535 --> 00:24:55,995 - (MUSIC STOPS) - GONZO: (LAUGHS) 513 00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:59,498 Yes! Yes, a thousand times yes. 514 00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:01,667 Sí. And one time no way, José. 515 00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:03,419 That was incredible. 516 00:25:03,419 --> 00:25:06,130 Oh, thank you. (CHUCKLES) We're here all week, 517 00:25:06,130 --> 00:25:09,550 and all year, and also through all eternity. 518 00:25:09,550 --> 00:25:11,928 Lucky. How did you die? 519 00:25:11,928 --> 00:25:14,138 Who, me? Oh, I croaked. 520 00:25:15,556 --> 00:25:17,225 Ah, good one. 521 00:25:17,225 --> 00:25:19,060 Uh, how'd you die? On stage? 522 00:25:19,727 --> 00:25:20,937 I'm dead? 523 00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:22,980 Oh, dear. 524 00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:24,190 BUTLER: I must say, Gonzo... 525 00:25:24,857 --> 00:25:27,109 You don't seem at all frightened. 526 00:25:27,109 --> 00:25:28,694 (CHUCKLING) Oh, nothing scares me. 527 00:25:28,694 --> 00:25:31,280 Well... We shall see about that. 528 00:25:31,906 --> 00:25:35,493 - ALL: Dun, dun, dun! - (GASPS) 529 00:25:36,243 --> 00:25:37,954 Oh, we've missed it, haven't we? 530 00:25:37,954 --> 00:25:39,705 And it was a big one, too. 531 00:25:39,705 --> 00:25:40,998 - Sorry. - Sorry! 532 00:25:40,998 --> 00:25:42,541 - That's disappointing. - Enough. 533 00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:45,586 Gonzo, let's get outta here. If we don't go now, we're gonna... 534 00:25:45,586 --> 00:25:47,088 (OPERATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 535 00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,313 (LATIN AMERICAN MUSIC PLAYING) 536 00:26:09,276 --> 00:26:13,155 Why, hello there, short, red, and crustaceous. 537 00:26:13,155 --> 00:26:14,055 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 538 00:26:17,618 --> 00:26:19,161 Do you speak Spanish? 539 00:26:19,161 --> 00:26:20,663 Yes, and you? 540 00:26:20,663 --> 00:26:23,082 (IN ENGLISH) Yes. I, I mean, uh... 541 00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:25,543 (IN SPANISH) Yes, my handsome... 542 00:26:26,293 --> 00:26:28,587 - (IN ENGLISH) uh, gumbo. - (IN SPANISH) Prawn. 543 00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:30,131 - (IN ENGLISH) Yeah. - But close enough. 544 00:26:30,715 --> 00:26:32,758 - BOTH: (LAUGHING) - Yes. 545 00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:33,843 - (SIGHS) - PEPÉ: Hmm. 546 00:26:33,843 --> 00:26:37,805 So do you believe in love at first sight, or should I float by again? 547 00:26:37,805 --> 00:26:39,974 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 548 00:26:40,975 --> 00:26:43,602 - You don't go nowheres. - (CHUCKLES) 549 00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:45,646 PEPÉ: (CHUCKLES) 550 00:26:45,646 --> 00:26:47,565 You know, this party's dead. 551 00:26:47,565 --> 00:26:51,360 Why don't you and I leave, jumbo? 552 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:52,987 Sí. Sí, we should... 553 00:26:54,947 --> 00:26:57,283 Did you just call me "jumbo"? 554 00:26:57,283 --> 00:27:02,663 Why, yes, I couldn't help but notice that you are a king (ECHOES) prawn. 555 00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:06,500 - PEPÉ: (GASPS) Oh! - (CHUCKLES) 556 00:27:08,252 --> 00:27:09,837 (STUTTERS) Say again? 557 00:27:10,713 --> 00:27:11,763 You are a king prawn. 558 00:27:16,010 --> 00:27:19,972 - (GRUNTS) - Oh, just come here. You okay? 559 00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:21,682 - Okay. - Okay, come with me. 560 00:27:21,682 --> 00:27:23,559 - Okay. - (LAUGHS) 561 00:27:24,602 --> 00:27:27,521 It appears the prawn has made a friend, Gonzo. 562 00:27:27,521 --> 00:27:30,775 But since you aren't busy, I'd like to show you something. 563 00:27:30,775 --> 00:27:33,235 Cool, I hope it's finally something scary. 564 00:27:33,235 --> 00:27:37,073 Well, you may consider yourself to be fearless, Gonzo, 565 00:27:37,073 --> 00:27:39,450 but everyone is afraid of something. 566 00:27:39,450 --> 00:27:40,618 Not me. 567 00:27:40,618 --> 00:27:41,786 You can unscrew my head, 568 00:27:41,786 --> 00:27:44,830 take a look inside, and you wouldn't find a single fear. 569 00:27:44,830 --> 00:27:46,665 That could be arranged. 570 00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:48,000 Cool. 571 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,045 Now, here comes your challenge. 572 00:27:51,045 --> 00:27:56,926 Of all the guests we've ever had, of all the doors within these halls, 573 00:27:56,926 --> 00:28:02,098 there is but one room no one has ever dared to enter. 574 00:28:02,098 --> 00:28:06,268 Ooh, what's that? The shark room? The lava pit? The Critics' Circle? 575 00:28:06,268 --> 00:28:07,348 Room 999. 576 00:28:10,648 --> 00:28:12,942 - BOTH: Dun, dun... - No, not now, not now. 577 00:28:12,942 --> 00:28:13,692 Da. 578 00:28:14,276 --> 00:28:16,695 Uh, how do I find room 999? 579 00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:19,865 This shall illuminate your way. 580 00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:21,867 - (CAPTIVATING MUSIC PLAYING) - GONZO: Ooh. 581 00:28:21,867 --> 00:28:26,330 All right. Um, but what if I, uh... 582 00:28:28,749 --> 00:28:29,750 Huh. 583 00:28:30,751 --> 00:28:31,752 (GASPS) 584 00:28:31,752 --> 00:28:33,963 - Yes? - GONZO: Uh, nothin'. (CHUCKLES) 585 00:28:35,256 --> 00:28:38,259 Did I... scare you? 586 00:28:38,259 --> 00:28:41,345 No, I love this. Come on. 587 00:28:41,345 --> 00:28:45,558 The key is to face your fears, no matter how terrifying. 588 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,352 - (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) - Ooh! 589 00:28:49,019 --> 00:28:51,230 Indoor lightning. Fantastic. 590 00:28:52,231 --> 00:28:53,566 CONSTANCE AND PEPÉ: (LAUGHING) 591 00:28:53,566 --> 00:28:54,984 PEPÉ: Oh, you're funny. 592 00:28:54,984 --> 00:28:56,694 CONSTANCE: Oh, you are so cute. 593 00:28:56,694 --> 00:28:58,737 - Oh, I know. - BOTH: (CHUCKLE) 594 00:28:58,737 --> 00:29:01,782 - Oh, stop it. (LAUGHS) - I won't, I won't. 595 00:29:01,782 --> 00:29:04,577 - Oh, you know what you are? - What? 596 00:29:05,244 --> 00:29:08,164 - King (ECHOES) prawn. - (GASPS) 597 00:29:08,164 --> 00:29:13,961 Yes, you are my big, jumbo, king prawn. 598 00:29:14,587 --> 00:29:15,713 (CHUCKLES) 599 00:29:15,713 --> 00:29:18,966 - Oh, get up, silly. (LAUGHS) - What happened? 600 00:29:18,966 --> 00:29:22,219 Oh, so this is where I spend most of my time. 601 00:29:22,219 --> 00:29:24,555 - Amongst my memories. (CHUCKLES) - PEPÉ: Oh. 602 00:29:24,555 --> 00:29:28,350 Resting, scrapbooking, doing yoga, 603 00:29:28,350 --> 00:29:30,686 (GASPS) sharpening cutlery. 604 00:29:30,686 --> 00:29:33,939 Whoa, it's, uh, so cozies. 605 00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:35,691 (SIGHS) But mostly, 606 00:29:35,691 --> 00:29:42,239 all I would hope for is to meet someone just like you, Pepper. 607 00:29:42,239 --> 00:29:43,699 Uh, Pepé. 608 00:29:43,699 --> 00:29:45,576 - Oh, Pepé... - PEPÉ: (SPEAKING SPANISH) 609 00:29:45,576 --> 00:29:49,496 (IN ENGLISH) I can't hide my feelings for you any longer. 610 00:29:49,496 --> 00:29:50,664 Really? 611 00:29:50,664 --> 00:29:52,124 CONSTANCE: Really. (GASPS) 612 00:29:52,124 --> 00:29:57,922 I could just eat you alive, my sweet, warm meat. Hmm. 613 00:29:57,922 --> 00:29:59,965 Okay. I... 614 00:29:59,965 --> 00:30:01,800 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 615 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,594 Wow, that's a new one, Sal. 616 00:30:03,594 --> 00:30:06,472 I don't think she's ever eaten anyone before, has she? 617 00:30:06,472 --> 00:30:11,101 (BLOWS LIPS) Yeah, she never tried to eat me or Alberta. 618 00:30:12,394 --> 00:30:15,022 - Yeah. - Well, she did nibble my neck once. 619 00:30:15,022 --> 00:30:17,942 - Before she snapped it, so lovingly. - (QUACKS) 620 00:30:17,942 --> 00:30:19,109 What's wrong with him? 621 00:30:19,109 --> 00:30:21,111 How should I know? I never married her. 622 00:30:21,111 --> 00:30:22,446 - Oh, Pepé. - Hmm? 623 00:30:22,446 --> 00:30:25,741 I just want to smother you in my love. 624 00:30:25,741 --> 00:30:28,744 - I want to kill you with kindness. - Oh-ho... 625 00:30:28,744 --> 00:30:32,039 - I want to drown you in kisses. - Oh! 626 00:30:32,039 --> 00:30:34,458 Well, I can hold my breath a long time. 627 00:30:34,458 --> 00:30:36,627 BOTH: (CACKLING) 628 00:30:37,753 --> 00:30:41,257 Let's be married, you and I 629 00:30:41,257 --> 00:30:45,219 You'll be my groom And I will be your bride 630 00:30:45,219 --> 00:30:48,889 We'll spend forever side by side 631 00:30:48,889 --> 00:30:53,852 Imagine that, what a spooky ride! 632 00:30:55,312 --> 00:30:58,857 Stuck together for eternity 633 00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:02,945 Till death do we part, is this for me? 634 00:31:02,945 --> 00:31:04,613 I'm sure, por favor 635 00:31:04,613 --> 00:31:11,203 That I perceive Forever, my love, just you and me 636 00:31:13,289 --> 00:31:17,126 Don't hide your love and act so shy 637 00:31:17,126 --> 00:31:20,546 How could I resist Since you caught my eye? 638 00:31:20,546 --> 00:31:24,049 Haunting each other, dusk till dawn 639 00:31:24,049 --> 00:31:25,884 I'll be your wife 640 00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:28,429 And I will be your prawn 641 00:31:28,429 --> 00:31:32,099 -Stuck together for eternity -Stuck together for eternity 642 00:31:32,099 --> 00:31:35,936 -Till death, we are dancing in harmony -Till death, we are dancing in harmony 643 00:31:35,936 --> 00:31:39,398 If her spooky vibes give you the creeps 644 00:31:39,398 --> 00:31:43,277 Be careful, pal, she plays for keeps 645 00:31:43,277 --> 00:31:44,445 I was chopped up! 646 00:31:44,445 --> 00:31:45,612 I was drowned! 647 00:31:45,612 --> 00:31:48,490 Hey, I was buried in that kooky ground 648 00:31:48,490 --> 00:31:49,658 Sorry. 649 00:31:49,658 --> 00:31:50,858 (QUACKING) 650 00:31:52,661 --> 00:31:55,956 What's the matter with you? You can't say that. This is a family show. 651 00:31:55,956 --> 00:31:57,041 What are you doing? 652 00:31:57,041 --> 00:32:00,336 -Haunting each other, dusk till dawn -Haunting each other, dusk till dawn 653 00:32:00,336 --> 00:32:01,879 I'll be your wife 654 00:32:01,879 --> 00:32:05,257 And I will be your prawn! 655 00:32:05,257 --> 00:32:06,800 - (THUDS) - (MUSIC STOPS) 656 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:07,880 (CACKLES) 657 00:32:13,182 --> 00:32:15,851 - (SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING) - (BANGING AT DOORS) 658 00:32:15,851 --> 00:32:17,936 MAN 1: (SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 659 00:32:19,855 --> 00:32:21,648 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING CONTINUES) 660 00:32:23,567 --> 00:32:26,362 MAN 2: Let me out of here! 661 00:32:27,071 --> 00:32:29,823 WOMAN: (MOANING INDISTINCTLY) 662 00:32:29,823 --> 00:32:30,903 (WAILING) 663 00:32:36,580 --> 00:32:38,165 So, this is it. 664 00:32:38,165 --> 00:32:40,626 The greatest challenge of my career. 665 00:32:40,626 --> 00:32:43,504 I wonder if, uh... Gee. 666 00:32:43,504 --> 00:32:45,172 Nobody says goodbye here. 667 00:32:45,172 --> 00:32:46,507 They just ghost you. 668 00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:50,844 - Oh, I get it. - (CREAKS) 669 00:32:53,514 --> 00:32:54,556 Hello? (ECHOING) 670 00:32:56,517 --> 00:32:58,477 I'm not afraid of the dark, you know. 671 00:33:00,646 --> 00:33:01,855 Or echoes. 672 00:33:03,690 --> 00:33:04,691 Clever. 673 00:33:05,359 --> 00:33:07,820 (LATCHES CLICKING) 674 00:33:07,820 --> 00:33:09,196 Cool. 675 00:33:09,822 --> 00:33:11,949 (SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING) 676 00:33:12,950 --> 00:33:15,202 - (CHUCKLES) Oh. - Grape, please. 677 00:33:15,202 --> 00:33:17,579 - (CHIRPING) - (CHUCKLES) 678 00:33:17,579 --> 00:33:18,956 - Hmm. - (MUNCHING) 679 00:33:18,956 --> 00:33:20,874 - Yuck. - He ate the spiders. 680 00:33:20,874 --> 00:33:23,127 You are so much better than all my other axes. 681 00:33:23,127 --> 00:33:25,254 Uh, axes? 682 00:33:25,254 --> 00:33:28,507 - Oh. Oh, exes. - Oh, oh, okay. 683 00:33:28,507 --> 00:33:30,634 Just a few minor, youthful indiscretions, 684 00:33:30,634 --> 00:33:33,512 but nothing for you to lose your head over. 685 00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:34,805 - Okay... - BOTH: (CHUCKLING) 686 00:33:34,805 --> 00:33:36,348 Just water under the bridge. 687 00:33:36,348 --> 00:33:38,392 Mmm, yeah, it's because she lopped off our heads. 688 00:33:38,392 --> 00:33:41,019 Yeah, and threw our bodies in the water under the bridge. 689 00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:42,604 - Yeah! I mean, she... - (GRUNTS) 690 00:33:42,604 --> 00:33:43,689 Oh... 691 00:33:43,689 --> 00:33:47,734 Okay. So let's see, I will need something buried, something boo. 692 00:33:47,734 --> 00:33:51,780 Something moldy and someone new. 693 00:33:51,780 --> 00:33:54,283 - BOTH: (LAUGHING) - Grape, por favor. 694 00:33:54,283 --> 00:33:55,826 - Oh, sure. Oh! - (BURPS) 695 00:33:56,577 --> 00:33:57,870 - Excuse me. - Mmm. 696 00:33:57,870 --> 00:34:01,457 Uh, those grapes are funnies! They tickle my tummies. 697 00:34:01,457 --> 00:34:03,250 - (CHIRPS) - Yes. Oh, Pepé. 698 00:34:03,250 --> 00:34:04,376 PEPÉ: (CHUCKLES) 699 00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:08,964 You have all the grapes you want. I'm gonna fatten you up! 700 00:34:08,964 --> 00:34:09,764 BOTH: (LAUGHING) 701 00:34:15,345 --> 00:34:17,598 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 702 00:34:32,446 --> 00:34:33,864 Hey there, handsome. 703 00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:36,366 Whoa! That's pretty cool. 704 00:34:36,366 --> 00:34:38,952 Jinx! (LAUGHS) 705 00:34:38,952 --> 00:34:42,748 Wait a second, this is fun. I thought this was supposed to be scary. 706 00:34:42,748 --> 00:34:48,045 Sometimes facing yourself is the scariest thing in the world. 707 00:34:48,045 --> 00:34:50,297 Not me, I'm not scared. 708 00:34:50,297 --> 00:34:53,008 And you gotta admit, I do look great in green. 709 00:34:53,008 --> 00:34:55,135 No wonder Kermit is so popular. 710 00:34:55,135 --> 00:34:58,597 You do look great, for now. 711 00:35:02,267 --> 00:35:05,521 (CHOKING) Careful, my love. I'm getting a little choked up. 712 00:35:05,521 --> 00:35:07,272 Oh. (CHUCKLES) 713 00:35:07,272 --> 00:35:10,400 - Me too, mi amor. - BOTH: (CHUCKLING) 714 00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:11,985 Prepare the altar! 715 00:35:11,985 --> 00:35:13,695 (SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING) 716 00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:21,286 - He's a goner. - ALL: (CHUCKLING) 717 00:35:22,955 --> 00:35:27,042 GONZO: You're saying that everyone here is trapped in the mansion by their fear? 718 00:35:27,042 --> 00:35:28,722 Yeah. All 999. 719 00:35:31,547 --> 00:35:34,258 But there's always room for one more. 720 00:35:34,258 --> 00:35:36,927 So, what are your fears? 721 00:35:36,927 --> 00:35:38,720 I don't have any fears. 722 00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:41,640 I've been shot out of a cannon. Strapped to a rocket. 723 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:43,934 Gone skydiving without a parachute. 724 00:35:43,934 --> 00:35:46,019 I've done it all and lived to tell. 725 00:35:46,019 --> 00:35:49,815 Tell who? Looks to me like you're all (ECHOING) alone. 726 00:35:53,235 --> 00:35:54,236 (ORGAN PLAYING) 727 00:35:54,236 --> 00:35:57,155 Aw, this reminds me of our wedding. 728 00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:58,235 (CACKLES) 729 00:36:01,994 --> 00:36:03,829 Oh. (GROANS) 730 00:36:03,829 --> 00:36:07,583 Oh, here we go again. (CHUCKLES) 731 00:36:08,375 --> 00:36:11,628 Sixth time's the charm, they say. (CHUCKLES) 732 00:36:11,628 --> 00:36:14,923 "They" being Henry VIII. (CHUCKLES) 733 00:36:15,716 --> 00:36:16,758 (SIGHS) 734 00:36:17,342 --> 00:36:18,885 Dearly departed... 735 00:36:18,885 --> 00:36:21,013 REFLECTION: (ECHOING) All alone. 736 00:36:22,097 --> 00:36:23,265 (STUTTERS) I'm not alone! 737 00:36:23,265 --> 00:36:25,892 - Look, you see, my friends are right here. - (MUSIC PLAYING) 738 00:36:25,892 --> 00:36:28,520 Hey, guys, it's me, Gonzo! Guys? 739 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:30,355 This is the greatest Halloween party ever! 740 00:36:30,355 --> 00:36:31,523 Yeah, well... 741 00:36:31,523 --> 00:36:34,484 Even better than last year when we did bobbing for tomatoes! 742 00:36:34,484 --> 00:36:35,819 Depends on who you ask. 743 00:36:35,819 --> 00:36:38,363 Yeah! Whoever heard of bobbin' for tomatoes anyway? 744 00:36:38,363 --> 00:36:40,198 - Am I right or wrong? - You're not wrong. 745 00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:41,825 Am I right? Am I wrong? 746 00:36:41,825 --> 00:36:44,286 Kermit! Hey! Hey! 747 00:36:44,286 --> 00:36:48,415 - Hello! - They can't hear or see you. 748 00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:52,544 Is it me? Or are you getting older? 749 00:36:54,129 --> 00:36:55,079 It's you. (CACKLES) 750 00:37:00,469 --> 00:37:03,472 GONZO: Wait! Where are you going? 751 00:37:03,472 --> 00:37:05,974 I mean, where am I going? 752 00:37:05,974 --> 00:37:08,101 REFLECTION: Great question. 753 00:37:08,101 --> 00:37:10,354 Where are you going? 754 00:37:10,354 --> 00:37:14,316 - (CACKLES) - (SCREAMING) 755 00:37:14,316 --> 00:37:17,653 - Having fun, chief? - Uh, oh, uh, yeah, Scooter, yeah. 756 00:37:17,653 --> 00:37:20,322 - I just wish Gonzo were here. - Kermit! 757 00:37:20,322 --> 00:37:24,368 Oh, you know him. He can't pass up a chance to prove he's The Great Gonzo! 758 00:37:24,368 --> 00:37:25,744 Well, that's just it, you know. 759 00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:29,039 I tried to tell him, you don't have to be The Great Gonzo to be great. 760 00:37:29,039 --> 00:37:30,957 Just being you is good enough. 761 00:37:32,584 --> 00:37:36,171 I never realized, I am afraid of something. 762 00:37:36,171 --> 00:37:40,592 I'm afraid nobody will care about me if I'm not doing dangerous stunts. 763 00:37:42,219 --> 00:37:46,807 And now... Now I'm afraid of being trapped here forever. 764 00:37:49,101 --> 00:37:50,185 Wha... 765 00:37:51,103 --> 00:37:53,313 Oh, that's it! 766 00:37:53,313 --> 00:37:56,775 The host said facing my fears was the key. 767 00:37:57,526 --> 00:37:58,652 KERMIT: I propose a toast. 768 00:37:59,403 --> 00:38:02,572 To The Great Gonzo, who couldn't be here with us tonight. 769 00:38:03,407 --> 00:38:04,408 Kermit. 770 00:38:06,493 --> 00:38:09,454 Kermit, I might never be with you again. 771 00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:11,873 That's what I'm really afraid of. 772 00:38:11,873 --> 00:38:14,543 I'm afraid I'll never see my friends again. 773 00:38:19,589 --> 00:38:20,757 (CREAKS) 774 00:38:26,054 --> 00:38:29,808 (GASPS) Let me outta here! (LAUGHS) 775 00:38:29,808 --> 00:38:31,393 (GRUNTS) 776 00:38:32,436 --> 00:38:34,020 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 777 00:38:35,522 --> 00:38:36,523 - (DOOR UNLOCKS) - Ah! 778 00:38:39,443 --> 00:38:40,485 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 779 00:38:41,403 --> 00:38:44,030 I'm impressed, Gonzo. You did it. 780 00:38:44,030 --> 00:38:47,701 Yes, I did. I faced my fears, and we made it through the night. 781 00:38:47,701 --> 00:38:50,078 Well, you did. But, uh... 782 00:38:50,662 --> 00:38:52,873 Uh, where's Pepé? 783 00:38:52,873 --> 00:38:55,959 I'm afraid he'll be staying with us, forever. 784 00:38:57,210 --> 00:38:58,420 (GASPS) 785 00:38:58,420 --> 00:39:00,255 Uh, no. No! 786 00:39:01,089 --> 00:39:03,258 Sounds like he's about to be loved to death. 787 00:39:04,217 --> 00:39:07,429 You, however, are free to go. 788 00:39:07,429 --> 00:39:10,265 As long as you leave before the sun rises. 789 00:39:12,017 --> 00:39:13,727 Oh. Uh... 790 00:39:14,519 --> 00:39:17,189 No. No, no, no. I can't. 791 00:39:17,981 --> 00:39:19,858 I won't leave here without Pepé. 792 00:39:19,858 --> 00:39:22,068 Are you sure? There isn't much time. 793 00:39:22,068 --> 00:39:25,280 Losing my friend is scarier than any room in this mansion. 794 00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:26,907 You tell me where he is. 795 00:39:29,868 --> 00:39:30,918 Follow the light. Go! 796 00:39:34,206 --> 00:39:35,248 All right! 797 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:40,420 - (PANTING) - (ROARS) 798 00:39:41,004 --> 00:39:42,214 I'm coming, Pepé! 799 00:39:42,964 --> 00:39:44,382 - Shocka-wocka! - GONZO: Uh-oh. 800 00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:46,676 Kimmy, yoo-hoo! You missed a spot! 801 00:39:46,676 --> 00:39:49,304 - Come and play with us, Gonzo. - GONZO: No! 802 00:39:49,304 --> 00:39:52,766 - Forever and ever, or not... - GONZO: (GRUNTS) 803 00:39:52,766 --> 00:39:55,185 - (GRUNTING) - (CREAKING) 804 00:39:55,185 --> 00:39:56,770 GONZO: Whoa! 805 00:39:59,314 --> 00:40:02,275 Pepé! Whoa... 806 00:40:02,275 --> 00:40:06,321 If any person, living or dead, 807 00:40:06,321 --> 00:40:10,700 can show just cause as to why these two may not be joined together, 808 00:40:10,700 --> 00:40:13,161 - let them spook now or for... - Yeah, don't get me started. 809 00:40:13,161 --> 00:40:15,205 - Don't get him started. - If I had a nickel. 810 00:40:15,205 --> 00:40:17,249 - I don't know where to begin. - I don't, 811 00:40:17,249 --> 00:40:19,584 - but Alberta has something... - Silence! 812 00:40:19,584 --> 00:40:20,961 - Congratulations. - Can I... 813 00:40:20,961 --> 00:40:22,546 - True love. - Where are you registered? 814 00:40:22,546 --> 00:40:24,005 Can I summer with you? 815 00:40:25,090 --> 00:40:27,050 (PANTING) 816 00:40:31,096 --> 00:40:35,308 (CLEARS THROAT) Yes, now, let's see, where was I? 817 00:40:35,308 --> 00:40:38,728 Mmm, yes. I did the preamble. 818 00:40:38,728 --> 00:40:43,692 It was exquisite, wasn't it? Objections. Extensive. 819 00:40:43,692 --> 00:40:45,360 - (panting) - UNCLE DEADLY: Hmm... 820 00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:49,573 I believe that you two have prepared some special little vows for each other. 821 00:40:49,573 --> 00:40:50,699 Yes, yes, yes, we have. 822 00:40:50,699 --> 00:40:53,535 Um, would you like to go first, my dearest? 823 00:40:54,077 --> 00:40:55,954 (GARBLES) 824 00:40:58,373 --> 00:40:59,457 (GRUNTS) 825 00:41:02,252 --> 00:41:03,628 (GROWLS) 826 00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:05,505 Whoa! 827 00:41:05,505 --> 00:41:07,716 (CONTINUES GARBLING) 828 00:41:07,716 --> 00:41:09,551 Okay, if you insist. I'll go. 829 00:41:09,551 --> 00:41:14,264 Pepé, my one and only... Mmm... 830 00:41:15,432 --> 00:41:17,684 - My sixth love. (CHUCKLES) - (BLOWS NOSE) 831 00:41:17,684 --> 00:41:19,936 My... No, my jumbo prawn. 832 00:41:19,936 --> 00:41:21,479 (PANTING) 833 00:41:24,816 --> 00:41:28,069 - Ah-ha! - My king everything. 834 00:41:28,069 --> 00:41:31,281 BOTH: (CHUCKLING) 835 00:41:31,281 --> 00:41:35,952 UNCLE DEADLY: And finally, we come to the big moment. 836 00:41:35,952 --> 00:41:37,787 Pepé. I'm coming for ya. 837 00:41:37,787 --> 00:41:40,749 Do you, Pepé the King Prawn, 838 00:41:40,749 --> 00:41:45,170 take Constance Hatchaway to be your awfully wedded wife? 839 00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:46,338 Pepé. 840 00:41:47,047 --> 00:41:49,090 (GRUNTS) 841 00:41:49,090 --> 00:41:51,259 Oh, no! (YELPS) 842 00:41:51,259 --> 00:41:53,178 In sickness and in heck. 843 00:41:53,178 --> 00:41:56,139 - (SCREAMS) - (GROWLS) 844 00:41:56,139 --> 00:41:58,058 - Whoa! - For eternity. 845 00:41:58,058 --> 00:42:00,143 (SCREAMS) 846 00:42:01,519 --> 00:42:02,729 Till death... 847 00:42:02,729 --> 00:42:04,022 GONZO: Coochie coochie coo! 848 00:42:05,065 --> 00:42:07,442 - (BURPS) - Arriba! 849 00:42:07,442 --> 00:42:08,526 I'm comin', Pepé! 850 00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:10,153 Do your parts. 851 00:42:11,237 --> 00:42:13,031 (SCREAMS) 852 00:42:13,031 --> 00:42:14,115 (GRUNTS) 853 00:42:15,158 --> 00:42:16,159 (BLOWS RASPBERRY) 854 00:42:16,159 --> 00:42:19,663 Stop! Pepé, stop! You're gonna be trapped in this house forever! 855 00:42:19,663 --> 00:42:21,414 - Hmm. - Ah! He's right. 856 00:42:21,414 --> 00:42:23,124 And to be perfectly honest, dear fellow, 857 00:42:23,124 --> 00:42:24,709 it's not all wakes and weddings. 858 00:42:24,709 --> 00:42:28,797 - But she loves me. She calls me "jumbo." - Yes. 859 00:42:28,797 --> 00:42:30,423 - (LAUGHS) - Pepé, remember sunrise. 860 00:42:30,423 --> 00:42:33,885 Hey! How dare you interrupt my wedding? (GROWLS) 861 00:42:33,885 --> 00:42:38,598 Oh, yeah? Well, I have faced my fears, and homicidal brides are not on the list. 862 00:42:38,598 --> 00:42:41,643 Okay. What's happening here? 863 00:42:41,643 --> 00:42:45,188 - This was definitely not in the rehearsal. - (GRUNTS) 864 00:42:45,188 --> 00:42:48,316 - What? - Oh, that's it. I'm out. 865 00:42:48,316 --> 00:42:49,526 (SCREAMS) 866 00:42:51,152 --> 00:42:52,737 - (GRUNTS) - Oh, boy! Oh, boy! 867 00:42:52,737 --> 00:42:54,447 What are you doing, you little... 868 00:42:54,447 --> 00:42:55,532 Pepé, let's go. 869 00:42:56,241 --> 00:42:57,409 I got ya, buddy. 870 00:42:57,409 --> 00:42:59,452 - Gonzo! - (SCREAMING) 871 00:43:06,418 --> 00:43:07,858 No! My love. 872 00:43:12,549 --> 00:43:14,759 - BOTH: (GROANING) - (WHIMPERS) 873 00:43:16,094 --> 00:43:17,679 - (SIGHS) - Oh. 874 00:43:19,514 --> 00:43:23,309 I didn't expect to see you two... alive. 875 00:43:24,602 --> 00:43:26,146 How was the party? 876 00:43:26,146 --> 00:43:28,106 Wasn't a party! It was for reals! 877 00:43:28,106 --> 00:43:29,190 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 878 00:43:30,066 --> 00:43:32,110 I guess I'll have to start over. 879 00:43:37,073 --> 00:43:39,659 - I'm not a shrimp. I'm a king... Oh! - No time! 880 00:43:39,659 --> 00:43:41,494 Come on, come on, come on, come on! 881 00:43:42,912 --> 00:43:45,832 Don't go. Don't go, stay! Stay, it's such a fun place. 882 00:43:45,832 --> 00:43:47,876 Do you want an encore? I'll sing for you. 883 00:43:47,876 --> 00:43:50,128 - No, no, there's s'more. - BOTH: (PANTING) 884 00:43:50,128 --> 00:43:51,588 - Bring me some tacos! - (SCREAMS) 885 00:43:51,588 --> 00:43:55,008 Don't go. Stay. Stay! I'll write to you. 886 00:43:55,008 --> 00:43:57,052 Let's go! (SCREAMS) 887 00:43:57,052 --> 00:43:59,095 BOTH: (SCREAM) 888 00:43:59,095 --> 00:44:01,306 No! I'm too young. 889 00:44:01,306 --> 00:44:03,433 - Gentlemen, you... - Didn't make it. 890 00:44:03,433 --> 00:44:06,394 No, no, no. So many ladies to love. 891 00:44:06,394 --> 00:44:10,148 - Dances to do. Monies to make. (BURPS) - Whoa! 892 00:44:10,148 --> 00:44:12,609 Why do I keep burping up little legs? 893 00:44:12,609 --> 00:44:14,778 BUTLER: You are both... 894 00:44:15,904 --> 00:44:16,905 free to go! 895 00:44:16,905 --> 00:44:18,490 I... But... What? 896 00:44:18,490 --> 00:44:20,575 - Did you say free to go? - BUTLER: Indeed. 897 00:44:21,993 --> 00:44:25,997 You did what no one else has done before, Gonzo. 898 00:44:25,997 --> 00:44:28,833 - Crash my wedding? - I had to, Pepé. 899 00:44:28,833 --> 00:44:31,711 She was gonna trap you and torment you forever. 900 00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:35,381 But what did you know about love? You're dating a chicken. 901 00:44:35,381 --> 00:44:40,386 Gonzo, you performed the greatest feat a soul could ever achieve. 902 00:44:41,262 --> 00:44:46,351 You faced your fear. And that is the greatest act of all. 903 00:44:47,936 --> 00:44:49,229 Something... 904 00:44:50,396 --> 00:44:51,397 I could never do. 905 00:44:52,232 --> 00:44:54,859 - Oh... - You are The Great MacGuffin! 906 00:44:55,652 --> 00:44:56,502 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 907 00:44:59,531 --> 00:45:00,907 (IN ENGLISH) Give us a kiss, huh? 908 00:45:00,907 --> 00:45:04,452 Okay, this is the creepiest thing I've seen all night. Let's go. 909 00:45:05,245 --> 00:45:08,540 Huh. Well, I guess you can't come with us, right? 910 00:45:09,249 --> 00:45:11,042 I've made peace with my fate. 911 00:45:11,042 --> 00:45:12,669 This is my home. 912 00:45:13,586 --> 00:45:16,589 - These are my friends now. - (SPEAKING FRENCH) 913 00:45:16,589 --> 00:45:19,467 Well, it's such an honor to meet you, sir. 914 00:45:19,467 --> 00:45:23,471 (SCOFFS) Some magician. You don't even do any tricks. 915 00:45:23,888 --> 00:45:26,057 Pick a card. Any card. 916 00:45:28,810 --> 00:45:32,939 "Bravo, Gonzo! You are The Greatest! MacGuffin." 917 00:45:33,565 --> 00:45:36,025 - PEEWEE: (EXCLAIMS IN FRENCH) - (IN ENGLISH) Wow! 918 00:45:38,194 --> 00:45:40,697 - PEEWEE: (SPEAKING FRENCH) - BOTH: (GASPING) Whoa... 919 00:45:40,697 --> 00:45:42,490 (ROOSTER CROWING) 920 00:45:42,490 --> 00:45:43,616 (CAR HONKS) 921 00:45:46,536 --> 00:45:48,997 - She came back. - (SIGHS) 922 00:45:48,997 --> 00:45:53,126 My Lord of Friday. This is a first. You boys have a good time? 923 00:45:53,126 --> 00:45:58,256 It was terrifying. I loved it. (LAUGHS) 924 00:45:58,256 --> 00:46:01,009 I am never partying with you again. (BURPS) 925 00:46:02,552 --> 00:46:03,595 I ate spiders. 926 00:46:04,470 --> 00:46:06,222 Sorry I missed it. 927 00:46:06,222 --> 00:46:07,348 - Gonzo? - Hmm? 928 00:46:08,266 --> 00:46:09,934 Gracias, my friend. 929 00:46:09,934 --> 00:46:11,269 You're welcome, pal. 930 00:46:12,645 --> 00:46:15,648 Well, hop in, boys. It's gonna be a beautiful morning. 931 00:46:15,648 --> 00:46:18,484 - Let's go. - Okay. (LAUGHS) 932 00:46:19,485 --> 00:46:20,987 CONSTANCE: Hurry back. 933 00:46:20,987 --> 00:46:25,825 - Hurry back. Hurry back, my sweet. - (HEART BEATING) 934 00:46:27,911 --> 00:46:28,912 (PHONE BUZZES) 935 00:46:28,912 --> 00:46:31,831 - Hi, Kermit. - Hey, Gonzo. How'd it go last night? 936 00:46:31,831 --> 00:46:34,083 - Wait till you hear. - I almost got married. 937 00:46:34,083 --> 00:46:36,002 (GRUNTS) Been there, done that. (CHUCKLES) 938 00:46:36,002 --> 00:46:37,879 Say, you guys comin' over for breakfast? 939 00:46:37,879 --> 00:46:39,172 We're on our way over. 940 00:46:39,172 --> 00:46:42,008 Oh, good. Oh, why don't you bring your friends with ya? 941 00:46:42,008 --> 00:46:43,885 BOTH: Friends? What friends? 942 00:46:45,053 --> 00:46:46,846 BOTH: (SCREAMING) 943 00:46:46,846 --> 00:46:48,681 (SCREAMING) 944 00:46:48,681 --> 00:46:52,310 GONZO AND PEPÉ: (SCREAMING) 945 00:48:21,691 --> 00:48:23,359 - Go. Hey. - Hey. 946 00:48:23,359 --> 00:48:24,527 Hey now! 947 00:48:25,570 --> 00:48:28,781 - (LAUGHS) Yeah. - Oh, baby! 948 00:48:33,244 --> 00:48:35,455 Rock out! (CHUCKLES) 949 00:48:49,010 --> 00:48:50,386 Come on. Everybody sing. 950 00:49:03,775 --> 00:49:05,818 - One more time. - Whoo! 951 00:49:25,505 --> 00:49:27,799 (SHUDDERS) That was so upsetting. 952 00:49:27,799 --> 00:49:29,967 My whole life just passed before my eyes. 953 00:49:29,967 --> 00:49:32,637 - How was it? - Better than what we just watched! 954 00:49:32,637 --> 00:49:34,430 BOTH: (LAUGHING) 955 00:49:35,056 --> 00:49:36,849 Go home! Oh, wait, they are home. 69670

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