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I want you so bad, baby.
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I can see that.
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Who'�s there?
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No one'�s here, baby.
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No one'�s here.
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No reason to stop
what you'�re doing.
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No, I don'�t like it.
I feel weird.
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All right, I got a super idea.
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It'�s gonna make you freak out.
Come on.
10
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Okay.
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Been saving this baby
for you, baby.
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Double trouble, lover.
13
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Yeah.
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What the fuck?
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Please, no!
16
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No! Please! Please!
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Hey, lovers,
I thought I told you
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not to fuck up my weekend
with your ugly-ass faces.
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Dude, we'�re not gonna
miss our own grad
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'�cause you say so, dick.
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Nice guitar, man.
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Yo, I can'�t believe this.
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Our last weekend together,
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and I have to listen
to this shit?
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You guys know
you suck, right?
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Put the guitar down, Phil.
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Or what, man?
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Or nothing, man.
29
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Why do you have to be such
a fucking douche all the time?
30
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What'�d you call me, Chip?
31
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It'�s Chad.
God, what did we ever do to you?
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Music sucks.
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Kick his ass!
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Yeah, kick his ass, Phil!
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Kick his ass!
Kick his ass, kick his ass!
36
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Pick on someone
your own size, Phil.
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There'�s nobody my size,
princess.
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Let him go, Phil,
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or I'�ll tell everyone
about your ugly,
40
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tiny, malformed,
wart-infested, limp dick.
41
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Oh, shit, is this thing on?
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Later, assholes.
43
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We did it, bitches!
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Valley Hills fuckin'� High,
Class of 2018!
45
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All right, everyone, listen up.
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The grad committee,
headed by none other than moi,
47
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have worked hard to make this
a weekend to die for.
48
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Head right to the slides
or check out the motel.
49
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But don'�t forget.
50
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The bonfire starts at sundown,
51
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and we'�re getting live music
by The Blades!
52
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'�80s style. Fuck yeah!
53
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Cringe!
54
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Remember...
55
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partying here'�s
a tradition since 1988.
56
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Can we not fuck it up
for the future alumni?
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It'�s all about
the three C'�s, people:
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courtesy, control and consent.
59
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All right, people,
let'�s get lit!
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- Whoo!
- Yeah!
61
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It'�s exactly what they said.
Six feet.
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Look at this.
63
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This is our big stage?
64
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Better than the stage
at your high school, I bet.
65
00:08:13,536 --> 00:08:15,320
Holy shit.
You scared me, dude.
66
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Just trying to be friendly.
67
00:08:16,757 --> 00:08:19,368
Welcome to Wet Valley
Water Park.
68
00:08:19,455 --> 00:08:22,153
I'�m Conrad Carter.
I make everything work here.
69
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All by yourself?
How old are you, man?
70
00:08:24,765 --> 00:08:26,506
You wanna find out, kid?
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00:08:28,116 --> 00:08:29,987
Hey, I hope you guys
aren'�t gonna be playing
72
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any of that electronic
dance shit tonight.
73
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Nah, we'�re gonna be playing
hits from the 1980s.
74
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Probably your favorite.
75
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Really? The '�80s?
76
00:08:39,736 --> 00:08:42,478
I was here opening day,
summer of '�84.
77
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This park used to be
something back then.
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Go!
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It was alive.
80
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Really?
That'�s not what I heard.
81
00:09:21,212 --> 00:09:24,564
Didn'�t people die here?
The Wet Valley Murders.
82
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Murder?
83
00:09:26,348 --> 00:09:29,046
Come on, kid.
Accidents happen, huh?
84
00:09:29,133 --> 00:09:33,050
Okay, so you'�re saying
nobody died?
85
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Dying and being murdered
are not the same thing
86
00:09:36,314 --> 00:09:37,968
is all I'�m saying.
87
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- Dark, dude.
- Don'�t get me wrong.
88
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I'�m riding high. This is
the best weekend of the year.
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Listen, you guys
need anything else,
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just give me a holler.
91
00:09:47,282 --> 00:09:49,501
Power'�s over there
by the machine room.
92
00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,808
And have a good show tonight.
93
00:09:51,895 --> 00:09:53,636
Keep your head on straight.
94
00:09:53,723 --> 00:09:55,203
Why?
95
00:09:55,290 --> 00:09:57,466
Well, once in a while,
96
00:09:57,553 --> 00:09:59,599
things can get a little bent
around here.
97
00:10:12,568 --> 00:10:14,048
Good morning, ladies!
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00:10:14,135 --> 00:10:16,354
For the past 12 years,
99
00:10:16,441 --> 00:10:19,401
Wet Valley'�s Water Park
annual car wash
100
00:10:19,488 --> 00:10:20,881
has become a tradition.
101
00:10:20,968 --> 00:10:23,666
Each year, we raise
thousands of dollars
102
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and send two lucky graduates
to Europe.
103
00:10:27,931 --> 00:10:29,324
Who wants to go to Paris?
104
00:10:31,065 --> 00:10:33,633
Ooh! This car is so dirty.
105
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Let'�s get washing, ladies.
106
00:11:07,710 --> 00:11:08,624
Kim!
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00:11:09,712 --> 00:11:10,887
Kim!
108
00:11:10,974 --> 00:11:12,106
Where'�s Kimberly?
109
00:11:12,193 --> 00:11:14,021
Tom, you should
be at the slides.
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00:11:14,108 --> 00:11:16,023
- Don'�t tell me what to do. Kim!
- Stop!
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00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:17,546
Where is she, Priscilla?
112
00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:19,374
Who knows, who cares?
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Get out.
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Whatever.
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00:11:41,352 --> 00:11:44,051
Kim! Wow.
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So you did it.
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Did what?
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Graduate, moron.
119
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, barely.
120
00:11:53,669 --> 00:11:55,497
You still play?
121
00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:57,412
Yep, yep, still do.
122
00:11:59,675 --> 00:12:01,111
Obviously.
123
00:12:04,332 --> 00:12:06,464
So what you doing here?
124
00:12:06,551 --> 00:12:08,031
I mean, is your school
partying here too?
125
00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:09,598
Oh, no, I work here.
126
00:12:09,685 --> 00:12:11,948
Yeah, I didn'�t go
to another school
127
00:12:12,035 --> 00:12:13,689
when I ditched Valley Hills.
128
00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:15,560
It'�s just not really my thing
right now, you know?
129
00:12:15,647 --> 00:12:16,736
It'�s cool.
130
00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:21,436
I'�m really glad to see you.
I missed the time-
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00:12:21,523 --> 00:12:22,654
Missed what?
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00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:26,093
Oh, Tommy, hey, this is Josh.
133
00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:28,617
He'�s an old friend from school.
134
00:12:28,704 --> 00:12:30,314
Tommy. I manage this place.
135
00:12:30,401 --> 00:12:31,489
You must be proud?
136
00:12:35,319 --> 00:12:36,364
Babe, I'�m hungry.
137
00:12:42,022 --> 00:12:45,547
Dude, she'�s hot as fuck.
138
00:12:45,634 --> 00:12:47,810
Shut up, Slim.
139
00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:51,553
I think I'�m hungry too.
You guys in, huh?
140
00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:53,773
Hey, Michael,
it'�s me your son.
141
00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:56,079
You know I'�m graduating
today, right?
142
00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:58,342
Well, if you care to, you can
show up at school at one.
143
00:12:58,429 --> 00:13:00,475
Otherwise, I'�ll be at
the old Wet Valley Park
144
00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:02,259
for the weekend.
145
00:13:02,346 --> 00:13:04,566
I'�m also playing music
tonight with The Blades.
146
00:13:04,653 --> 00:13:06,655
It'�d be cool
if maybe you'�d show up.
147
00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:29,069
Fuck you, Baywatch!
148
00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:32,681
Kim, I'�m shutting it down.
149
00:13:32,768 --> 00:13:34,857
Two fuckers are coming down
with a bottle.
150
00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:36,380
What?
151
00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:09,065
You have to wear my glasses.
152
00:14:09,152 --> 00:14:10,240
Oh.
153
00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:17,769
Ooh.
154
00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:26,648
Who wouldn'�t want
a piece of that?
155
00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:30,347
Damn. Hot as fuck.
Who is she?
156
00:14:30,434 --> 00:14:32,132
Priscilla Wilkinson.
157
00:14:32,219 --> 00:14:34,134
Graduate class
of Valley Hills '�92.
158
00:14:34,221 --> 00:14:36,005
So you guys went
to school together?
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00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:38,094
Yo, shut the hell up, man.
160
00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:39,835
No, seriously, Phil.
161
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:42,272
For how many years now
you'�ve been trying to graduate?
162
00:14:42,359 --> 00:14:44,405
He can'�t count that high.
163
00:14:44,492 --> 00:14:46,015
- Yo.
- Fuck!
164
00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:48,975
There are no more teachers
to protect you, dick.
165
00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:50,628
When you least suspect it,
I'�ll be right behind you.
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00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:52,979
Right where you like to be.
167
00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:55,938
Do you wanna die?
168
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,420
- Fuck.
- Oh, my God.
169
00:14:59,507 --> 00:15:02,814
I heard she chooses
one guy every year.
170
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,991
A guy? To do what?
171
00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:08,298
To fuck.
172
00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:10,213
Have sex, you idiot.
173
00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:12,302
What, you live under a rock?
174
00:15:12,389 --> 00:15:14,304
She'�s The End.
175
00:15:14,391 --> 00:15:16,089
The End?
176
00:15:16,176 --> 00:15:18,439
The tag in the second floor
bathroom, that'�s her?
177
00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:22,530
Yeah. The road to virginity
ends in The End.
178
00:15:22,617 --> 00:15:24,619
Oh, my God. No way.
You'�re still a virgin?
179
00:15:24,706 --> 00:15:27,100
Me? No way.
180
00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:29,624
Fuck, dude.
181
00:15:29,711 --> 00:15:32,235
Would a virgin do this?
182
00:15:38,415 --> 00:15:40,983
Hello?
183
00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:43,725
Hi, Michael.
184
00:15:43,812 --> 00:15:46,162
Just making sure
you'�re dying to see me.
185
00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:47,685
8:00 still good?
186
00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:49,861
- Yeah, definitely.
- Okay.
187
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,515
Bye now.
188
00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:53,343
Bye.
189
00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:24,548
Hello.
Hey, it'�s me.
190
00:16:24,635 --> 00:16:25,854
Hey, baby.
191
00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:26,811
What are you girls doing?
192
00:16:26,898 --> 00:16:27,856
I'�m almost done.
193
00:16:27,943 --> 00:16:29,205
I can'�t wait to see ya.
194
00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:30,598
Come play with me.
195
00:16:30,685 --> 00:16:32,165
- Mm, I miss ya.
- I know.
196
00:16:32,252 --> 00:16:33,557
Anyway, I'�m running late.
197
00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:35,472
Some idiot cracked
his skull open,
198
00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:37,344
and there'�s blood everywhere.
199
00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:40,086
Shut up, guys!
I'�m on the phone.
200
00:16:40,173 --> 00:16:41,652
I'�m sorry, baby.
201
00:16:41,739 --> 00:16:43,393
Yeah, so I'�m still busy, honey.
202
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,134
I wanna be with you.
203
00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:46,092
Well, it'�s just gonna
have to wait a bit.
204
00:16:46,179 --> 00:16:47,267
I gotta run, baby.
205
00:16:47,354 --> 00:16:49,008
Love you, baby.
206
00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:50,661
- Bye.
- Bye.
207
00:16:53,273 --> 00:16:54,752
Let'�s party!
208
00:17:02,456 --> 00:17:04,675
Every fuckin'� year,
Wilkinson.
209
00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:07,243
Yeah, yeah.
Thank you, Doctor.
210
00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:09,550
Okay, can you just get them
out of here, please?
211
00:17:09,637 --> 00:17:12,031
Oh, and I got some
free passes for Wet Valley.
212
00:17:16,513 --> 00:17:19,995
Brad, can you get back
up there, please?
213
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:22,476
Hurry up, man.
How long is this gonna take?
214
00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:28,873
Hey, Paul, do you think
we should drain the pool?
215
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,919
No, no, no, fuck no.
Do not drain the pool, okay?
216
00:17:31,006 --> 00:17:33,095
Just get it done.
Party on.
217
00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:36,533
Party on.
218
00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:59,426
Hey, Thomas.
219
00:17:59,513 --> 00:18:01,341
It'�s just Tommy.
220
00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:03,734
What do you want?
What was it- Chip?
221
00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:05,954
It'�s Chad.
222
00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:07,956
We can'�t figure out
the mixing board
223
00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:09,479
and speakers by the stage.
224
00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:11,220
I'�m busy.
Conrad will help you dicks.
225
00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:13,092
He said you would.
226
00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:15,050
Something about the breakers
or- I don'�t know.
227
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:17,792
Yeah, we need to do
a sound check like now.
228
00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:22,231
Come on, man,
just help us out.
229
00:18:29,456 --> 00:18:31,327
You have five minutes, assholes.
230
00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:34,722
I'�ll see you at the office.
231
00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:50,999
Josh, if Tommy sees you,
he'�ll kill us.
232
00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:54,002
Not if I kill him first.
233
00:18:54,089 --> 00:18:55,830
God, I missed you.
234
00:18:59,703 --> 00:19:01,052
Come, come.
235
00:19:02,402 --> 00:19:05,361
I'�m sorry about everything.
236
00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:09,191
It'�s not your fault.
You know that, right?
237
00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:12,716
I'�m sorry I scared you.
I didn'�t know where you were.
238
00:19:12,803 --> 00:19:17,025
God, what do you
see in him?
239
00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:22,813
I just wanna be with you.
240
00:19:31,518 --> 00:19:34,869
Finally! Ah!
241
00:19:34,956 --> 00:19:38,742
This looks
absolutely mediocre.
242
00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:44,487
Don'�t hover. Thank you,
243
00:19:44,574 --> 00:19:46,402
Thanks.
244
00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:47,751
Go away.
245
00:19:51,451 --> 00:19:53,540
You okay?
246
00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:57,892
Yeah, it'�s just, um...
the eyes.
247
00:19:57,979 --> 00:20:01,461
Oh. Don'�t be grossed out.
I don'�t believe in waste.
248
00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:07,858
Mmm!
249
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,654
- I have to take this.
- Yeah, go ahead.
250
00:20:25,398 --> 00:20:27,226
Yeah.
251
00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:29,489
I'�m in the middle of dinner.
252
00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:32,840
Oh, sure, okay, later.
253
00:20:32,927 --> 00:20:36,409
I'�ve got a 35-year-old lobster
waiting for me.
254
00:20:41,457 --> 00:20:45,156
Your husband doesn'�t know
when he'�s got something good
255
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,811
sitting right in front of him.
256
00:20:47,898 --> 00:20:49,509
No.
257
00:20:54,992 --> 00:20:56,037
But I do.
258
00:21:05,829 --> 00:21:07,440
Ah.
259
00:21:07,527 --> 00:21:10,094
I'�d love to see
all these kids drown.
260
00:21:11,748 --> 00:21:13,533
Don'�t you hate
this fucking weekend,
261
00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:15,317
working overtime
for these dipshits?
262
00:21:15,404 --> 00:21:17,014
Are you getting paid overtime?
263
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,148
None of your business,
old man.
264
00:21:24,674 --> 00:21:26,241
Hey, Tommy.
265
00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:29,288
You seen Kim around?
266
00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:31,290
I always know where she is.
267
00:21:33,030 --> 00:21:34,945
Yeah, sure you do.
268
00:21:42,388 --> 00:21:44,303
- What?
- Down here.
269
00:21:49,003 --> 00:21:50,265
Shut up.
270
00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:51,962
I have a room.
271
00:21:52,049 --> 00:21:54,574
This is not the reunion
I was thinking about, you know.
272
00:21:54,661 --> 00:21:57,664
Your room'�s the first place
Tommy would look.
273
00:21:57,751 --> 00:22:02,059
Besides, I kinda like it here.
It'�s creepy.
274
00:22:02,146 --> 00:22:05,280
I missed you, Kim.
Did you miss me?
275
00:22:11,634 --> 00:22:14,811
Why did we break up again?
276
00:22:14,898 --> 00:22:18,380
I don'�t know,
and I don'�t care.
277
00:22:57,245 --> 00:22:58,855
Ah!
278
00:23:08,299 --> 00:23:10,389
Something good is coming.
279
00:23:10,476 --> 00:23:12,521
I can feel it.
280
00:23:12,608 --> 00:23:14,915
Something'�s coming down tonight.
281
00:23:17,613 --> 00:23:19,485
I found it.
282
00:23:19,572 --> 00:23:20,964
Okay, so what are
we celebrating?
283
00:23:21,051 --> 00:23:22,270
I don'�t know.
284
00:23:22,357 --> 00:23:24,490
Just look '�em.
285
00:23:24,577 --> 00:23:26,100
I miss that.
286
00:23:26,187 --> 00:23:27,971
I wanna be that age again.
287
00:23:28,058 --> 00:23:29,538
I am that age, dummy.
288
00:23:29,625 --> 00:23:31,235
Yeah? Come here.
289
00:23:37,154 --> 00:23:38,678
I have the stuff.
290
00:23:46,337 --> 00:23:48,165
Come and get it, boys!
291
00:23:48,252 --> 00:23:50,211
But first,
you gotta hunt for it.
292
00:23:50,298 --> 00:23:52,169
All right, you pill-popping,
dick-sucking,
293
00:23:52,256 --> 00:23:54,694
punch-drunk
graduates of 2018!
294
00:23:54,781 --> 00:23:57,174
Before you head down
to your bonfire,
295
00:23:57,261 --> 00:24:00,177
I got a little surprise
for y'�all.
296
00:24:03,006 --> 00:24:05,139
Ooh, Mr. Wilkinson!
297
00:24:28,815 --> 00:24:29,685
See you later.
298
00:24:30,817 --> 00:24:32,732
He'�s fucked, man.
299
00:24:32,819 --> 00:24:35,125
Just wait. Something'�s
gonna happen to him.
300
00:24:35,212 --> 00:24:38,085
Yo, you sliding
with those assholes?
301
00:24:38,172 --> 00:24:40,957
No, man, I was going
for that wet look.
302
00:24:41,044 --> 00:24:43,394
Totally '�80s, right?
Radical.
303
00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:45,875
Dude, you tapped that?
304
00:24:45,962 --> 00:24:48,095
Tommy'�s gonna
fucking kill you, man.
305
00:24:49,618 --> 00:24:51,359
He'�s not gonna know,
right, Slim?
306
00:24:51,446 --> 00:24:52,621
Yeah.
307
00:24:55,276 --> 00:24:58,409
All right, lovers
and fucking losers!
308
00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:01,108
Give it up for The Blades!
Totally fucking '�80s!
309
00:25:15,470 --> 00:25:18,429
# I wear my sunglasses
at night #
310
00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:21,563
# So I can, so I can #
311
00:25:21,650 --> 00:25:25,306
# Watch you weave then
breathe your story lines #
312
00:25:28,004 --> 00:25:31,617
# And I wear my sunglasses
at night #
313
00:25:31,704 --> 00:25:34,533
# So I can, so I can #
314
00:25:34,620 --> 00:25:38,885
# Keep track of the vision
in my eyes #
315
00:25:40,582 --> 00:25:44,499
# While she'�s deceiving me #
316
00:25:44,586 --> 00:25:47,023
# It cuts my security #
317
00:25:47,110 --> 00:25:50,592
# Has she got control of me #
318
00:25:50,679 --> 00:25:54,030
# I turn to her and say #
319
00:25:54,117 --> 00:25:56,642
# Don'�t switch the blade
on the guy in shades #
320
00:25:56,729 --> 00:25:58,165
# Oh, no #
321
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:01,472
Where were you?
322
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,737
Night sliding
like everyone else.
323
00:26:04,824 --> 00:26:07,217
# I can'�t believe it #
324
00:26:07,304 --> 00:26:09,393
# '�Cause you'�ve got it made
with the guy in shades #
325
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,308
# Oh, no #
326
00:26:13,789 --> 00:26:17,184
# And I wear my sunglasses
at night #
327
00:26:17,271 --> 00:26:19,839
# So I can, so I can #
328
00:26:19,926 --> 00:26:23,451
# Forget my name
while you collect your claim #
329
00:26:26,715 --> 00:26:30,110
# And I wear my sunglasses
at night #
330
00:26:30,197 --> 00:26:31,981
# I wear my sunglasses
at night #
331
00:26:32,068 --> 00:26:34,375
What a fuckin'� surprise.
He'�s terrible.
332
00:26:34,462 --> 00:26:36,333
Yeah, he sucks.
333
00:26:39,728 --> 00:26:43,036
# And I wear my sunglasses
at night #
334
00:26:43,123 --> 00:26:49,956
# I wear my sunglasses
at night #
335
00:26:52,959 --> 00:27:01,315
# I wear my sunglasses
at night #
336
00:27:01,402 --> 00:27:03,534
Josh! Run, Josh!
337
00:27:12,108 --> 00:27:13,501
What the fuck, man?
338
00:27:14,981 --> 00:27:16,025
Stay down!
339
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,946
Fight, fight,
fight, fight, fight.
340
00:27:24,033 --> 00:27:27,341
Fight, fight, fight,
fight, fight, fight, fight.
341
00:27:29,082 --> 00:27:31,388
Any of you fuckers
wanna do something?
342
00:27:35,392 --> 00:27:38,352
Tommy, what'�s the matter
with you? He'�s just a kid!
343
00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:42,791
Okay, that'�s it, you'�re fired.
Get out of here.
344
00:27:42,878 --> 00:27:44,706
You'�re all dead!
345
00:27:47,448 --> 00:27:49,145
- No.
- Get up!
346
00:27:51,017 --> 00:27:53,149
What the hell is wrong
with your people?
347
00:27:53,236 --> 00:27:55,804
Listen, did you see "babysitter"
on my forehead tonight?
348
00:27:55,891 --> 00:27:59,025
Okay, this is your party.
You gotta take care of it, baby.
349
00:27:59,112 --> 00:28:01,114
Okay? I'�m gonna be busy
the whole night.
350
00:28:01,201 --> 00:28:03,420
Yeah, I can see that.
351
00:28:03,507 --> 00:28:05,379
Priss, baby.
352
00:28:05,466 --> 00:28:07,598
Go to hell.
353
00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:09,775
What? Come on.
What'�s your problem?
354
00:28:09,862 --> 00:28:13,996
Come on, it'�s not like you'�re
having a good time tonight.
355
00:28:15,563 --> 00:28:17,260
Fuck you, Paul!
356
00:28:19,785 --> 00:28:20,960
Fuck all of you!
357
00:28:23,571 --> 00:28:26,617
Hey, I'�m sorry about everything.
358
00:28:28,402 --> 00:28:30,970
Can I help you with anything?
359
00:28:42,677 --> 00:28:43,852
Hold him.
360
00:28:43,939 --> 00:28:45,636
What are you doing?
361
00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:47,595
Just go.
362
00:28:47,682 --> 00:28:49,510
Fun night, huh?
363
00:28:49,597 --> 00:28:52,556
So you wanna tell me what
the fuck you were thinking?
364
00:28:52,643 --> 00:28:56,082
That I needed a shower.
365
00:28:56,169 --> 00:28:57,866
You know there'�s rules, eh?
366
00:28:57,953 --> 00:28:59,781
Like if a girl has
a psycho boyfriend,
367
00:28:59,868 --> 00:29:01,740
you shouldn'�t be
fuckin'� around with her.
368
00:29:01,827 --> 00:29:02,915
I could take him.
369
00:29:03,002 --> 00:29:05,613
You'�re built like a Swiffer.
370
00:29:07,006 --> 00:29:08,224
Hello, Chaz.
371
00:29:08,311 --> 00:29:10,139
It'�s Chad.
372
00:29:10,226 --> 00:29:11,837
Dude, I got your back, eh.
373
00:29:11,924 --> 00:29:14,578
No, it'�s good.
You can go. I'�ll see you.
374
00:29:14,665 --> 00:29:16,711
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
375
00:29:19,845 --> 00:29:21,803
I have nothing to say to you.
376
00:29:21,890 --> 00:29:23,718
I'�m sorry.
I just couldn'�t watch
377
00:29:23,805 --> 00:29:25,502
the shit get kicked
out of you like that.
378
00:29:25,589 --> 00:29:27,983
Oh, yeah? So you just leave
and hide in the bushes? Wow.
379
00:29:28,070 --> 00:29:31,204
Please. I lay one finger
on one of these freaks
380
00:29:31,291 --> 00:29:32,945
and bang, lawsuit.
381
00:29:33,032 --> 00:29:35,121
You know how expensive
these things can get.
382
00:29:35,208 --> 00:29:37,514
Look, not everything'�s
about your money.
383
00:29:37,601 --> 00:29:39,386
Josh, you are so wrong.
384
00:29:39,473 --> 00:29:42,563
Everything is about my money.
385
00:29:42,650 --> 00:29:44,086
Not for me.
386
00:29:44,173 --> 00:29:45,348
You hurt?
387
00:29:45,435 --> 00:29:47,263
Are you blind?
388
00:29:47,350 --> 00:29:49,048
I'�m just trying to be a-
389
00:29:49,135 --> 00:29:50,484
To be a dad?
Yeah, not happening.
390
00:29:50,571 --> 00:29:52,268
Why are you here anyway?
391
00:29:52,355 --> 00:29:54,357
I got your message.
392
00:29:54,444 --> 00:29:56,403
I wanted to see you perform.
393
00:29:56,490 --> 00:29:57,970
That'�s bullshit.
394
00:29:59,493 --> 00:30:01,887
You like this place?
395
00:30:01,974 --> 00:30:03,889
Yeah, why?
396
00:30:03,976 --> 00:30:05,891
You want it?
397
00:30:05,978 --> 00:30:09,024
How'�d you like to own it?
398
00:30:09,111 --> 00:30:10,547
Fuck you.
399
00:30:10,634 --> 00:30:12,158
You can'�t buy me off
like everyone else.
400
00:30:12,245 --> 00:30:14,116
I'�ve already started
negotiations.
401
00:30:14,203 --> 00:30:16,075
That Wilkinson prick
is dumber than he looks.
402
00:30:16,162 --> 00:30:18,381
And that squeeze of his?
403
00:30:18,468 --> 00:30:20,644
Mm-mm. Very tasty, Josh.
404
00:30:24,344 --> 00:30:26,825
- Nosy bitches.
- Are we done?
405
00:30:26,912 --> 00:30:29,044
Go home, Michael.
I don'�t need you.
406
00:30:30,872 --> 00:30:32,352
Get off me!
407
00:30:41,361 --> 00:30:42,971
Paul, something'�s going on.
408
00:30:43,058 --> 00:30:44,494
You'�re high, baby.
409
00:30:44,581 --> 00:30:46,366
Okay, just forget
about Priscilla.
410
00:30:46,453 --> 00:30:49,064
She'�s just jealous
that my piece of ass
411
00:30:49,151 --> 00:30:51,110
is younger and hotter
than her piece of ass.
412
00:30:51,197 --> 00:30:52,938
Are you selling the park?
413
00:30:53,025 --> 00:30:55,418
Hmm? No. Why?
414
00:30:55,505 --> 00:30:58,552
Oh, my God.
You'�re lying to me.
415
00:30:58,639 --> 00:31:00,249
You'�re a bad fucking liar, Paul.
416
00:31:00,336 --> 00:31:03,383
No, no, no,
I am a good liar, I swear.
417
00:31:03,470 --> 00:31:05,951
I mean, why would I
sell the park?
418
00:31:06,038 --> 00:31:09,693
I mean, maybe I could cash in
if it burned down or something.
419
00:31:09,780 --> 00:31:12,914
You'�re fucking selling
and cutting me out.
420
00:31:13,001 --> 00:31:14,785
Fuck, is that it?
421
00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:16,657
That'�s what you were
talking about in the van!
422
00:31:16,744 --> 00:31:18,659
Come on, cutting you out?
423
00:31:18,746 --> 00:31:20,574
You'�re not even in!
424
00:31:20,661 --> 00:31:23,794
Look, I just met you, okay?
I'�m not selling the park.
425
00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:26,101
- The park'�s all I got.
- Just met?
426
00:31:26,188 --> 00:31:27,798
We'�ve been seeing each other
once a week
427
00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:29,800
for three fucking months,
you asshole.
428
00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:31,672
Just- You know what?
Come here and have a shot.
429
00:31:31,759 --> 00:31:34,240
You'�re just tripping
way too hard.
430
00:31:37,025 --> 00:31:38,766
Fucking good!
Get so drunk you vomit.
431
00:31:38,853 --> 00:31:40,986
I hope you choke on it.
432
00:31:41,073 --> 00:31:43,031
I'�m sorry!
Hey, let'�s just-
433
00:31:43,118 --> 00:31:44,990
Let'�s start a family.
434
00:31:57,393 --> 00:31:58,917
What the fuck?
435
00:32:01,528 --> 00:32:03,660
What the fuck.
436
00:32:05,010 --> 00:32:05,967
Yeah?
437
00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:10,885
Hey.
438
00:32:12,191 --> 00:32:13,061
Hey.
439
00:32:17,544 --> 00:32:20,460
You'�re Josh'�s friend, right?
Chud?
440
00:32:20,547 --> 00:32:22,853
I'�m that memorable, huh?
441
00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:24,943
We went to school together.
442
00:32:26,379 --> 00:32:28,642
I blocked out
most of my time there
443
00:32:28,729 --> 00:32:30,600
after what happened.
444
00:32:30,687 --> 00:32:34,169
Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.
445
00:32:34,256 --> 00:32:35,866
Um...
446
00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:38,478
I'�m happy you'�re still here.
447
00:32:38,565 --> 00:32:40,349
Where'�s Josh?
448
00:32:40,436 --> 00:32:42,308
Thought he was with you.
449
00:32:50,664 --> 00:32:53,449
Fuck.
- Thank God you'�re okay.
450
00:32:53,536 --> 00:32:54,929
What'�s going on?
451
00:32:55,016 --> 00:32:57,801
Nothing. I was looking
everywhere for you.
452
00:32:57,888 --> 00:32:59,194
Yeah, me too.
453
00:32:59,281 --> 00:33:01,544
Scared he was about to hurt you.
454
00:33:01,631 --> 00:33:03,329
Fucking gonna kill this guy.
455
00:33:03,416 --> 00:33:06,332
What happened with your dad?
What the fuck is he doing here?
456
00:33:06,419 --> 00:33:09,944
He wants something,
and I don'�t know what or why.
457
00:33:13,643 --> 00:33:16,168
You guys are so fucked.
458
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,436
Hey, guys, uh...
459
00:33:25,046 --> 00:33:26,961
Get your own room.
460
00:33:28,310 --> 00:33:30,530
Come on, let'�s go for a walk.
461
00:34:28,936 --> 00:34:30,068
God!
462
00:34:30,155 --> 00:34:31,721
You scared me.
463
00:34:31,808 --> 00:34:34,072
Hey, what are you doing?
464
00:34:34,159 --> 00:34:37,031
This isn'�t funny.
Stop it!
465
00:34:38,815 --> 00:34:40,252
You crazy?!
466
00:34:40,339 --> 00:34:42,558
Okay, okay!
I'�ll do whatever you want.
467
00:34:42,645 --> 00:34:44,821
Anything you want!
I'�ll give you whatever you want.
468
00:34:44,908 --> 00:34:46,562
What do you want?
What do you want?
469
00:35:22,381 --> 00:35:23,295
Fuck.
470
00:35:38,527 --> 00:35:40,442
Hey, I don'�t know why
you'�re not picking up,
471
00:35:40,529 --> 00:35:43,489
but I swear to God
if you'�re fucking that piece-
472
00:35:50,844 --> 00:35:53,629
I'�m sorry, babe.
It'�s just that-
473
00:35:55,501 --> 00:35:58,721
I don'�t know
why I get this way.
474
00:35:58,808 --> 00:36:00,854
I just wanna talk.
475
00:36:00,941 --> 00:36:03,639
Just please call me back.
476
00:36:03,726 --> 00:36:05,250
Just call-
477
00:36:05,337 --> 00:36:08,253
Just call me back, Kim.
I just wanna talk.
478
00:36:10,211 --> 00:36:11,212
What the fuck?
479
00:36:11,299 --> 00:36:12,518
Rise and shine, sweetheart.
480
00:36:16,696 --> 00:36:17,740
Ssssss!
481
00:36:22,441 --> 00:36:24,443
What are you doing?
482
00:36:27,968 --> 00:36:29,752
Get the fuck out of my car.
483
00:36:29,839 --> 00:36:32,625
You know you'�re only
hurting yourself, Tommy.
484
00:36:32,712 --> 00:36:34,931
Oh, you'�re a psychiatrist now?
485
00:36:35,018 --> 00:36:37,543
She doesn'�t love you.
Let her go.
486
00:36:37,630 --> 00:36:38,979
What do you know about anything?
487
00:36:39,066 --> 00:36:40,110
Forget her.
488
00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:42,417
She'�s just a distraction.
489
00:36:45,159 --> 00:36:47,422
Everything was fine.
490
00:36:47,509 --> 00:36:49,598
I hate those fuckin'� schoolboys.
491
00:36:49,685 --> 00:36:51,905
Yeah, well,
they aren'�t the problem.
492
00:36:51,992 --> 00:36:54,081
Dude, you make no sense.
493
00:36:54,168 --> 00:36:55,213
Don'�t I?
494
00:36:56,562 --> 00:36:57,998
You'�re such a fuckin'� creep.
495
00:36:59,652 --> 00:37:01,044
I'�m not the creep.
496
00:37:02,524 --> 00:37:05,266
Get the hell out of my car.
497
00:37:05,353 --> 00:37:07,268
Leave me alone.
498
00:37:07,355 --> 00:37:09,618
Well, you'�re already
alone, Tommy.
499
00:37:11,141 --> 00:37:12,230
Have a good one.
500
00:37:39,692 --> 00:37:41,650
Mom, it hurts.
501
00:37:43,348 --> 00:37:44,784
I paid for a full day,
502
00:37:44,871 --> 00:37:47,090
we'�re getting that full day.
503
00:37:48,309 --> 00:37:50,485
Mom, it'�s gonna get soaked.
504
00:37:53,009 --> 00:37:55,273
Here. Cover it up.
505
00:38:03,281 --> 00:38:04,891
Okay, now go for a ride.
506
00:38:04,978 --> 00:38:06,849
The more slides you come down,
cheaper it is per run.
507
00:38:06,936 --> 00:38:08,024
Let'�s go.
508
00:38:34,268 --> 00:38:35,791
Mom, look.
509
00:38:57,204 --> 00:38:58,336
Priscilla!
510
00:38:58,423 --> 00:39:00,555
I don'�t wanna talk to you.
511
00:39:00,642 --> 00:39:02,601
Come on!
512
00:39:02,688 --> 00:39:04,994
Where'�d you sleep anyway?
I missed you.
513
00:39:05,081 --> 00:39:06,909
You missed me?
514
00:39:06,996 --> 00:39:08,911
Yeah, it'�s a little late
for that, Paul!
515
00:39:08,998 --> 00:39:11,218
You have to care about somebody
to miss them.
516
00:39:12,306 --> 00:39:13,612
I love you.
517
00:39:15,265 --> 00:39:18,443
We'�re done, asshole.
I'�m busy.
518
00:39:31,978 --> 00:39:33,849
Hey!
519
00:39:33,936 --> 00:39:36,025
Ready to get your ass kicked
in Sea Snake?
520
00:39:36,112 --> 00:39:37,200
Need that money.
521
00:39:37,287 --> 00:39:39,115
You wish. Where'�s your crew?
522
00:39:39,202 --> 00:39:42,249
You and the fuckin'� Blades
gonna get slaughtered.
523
00:39:43,685 --> 00:39:45,165
That'�s right, baby!
524
00:39:45,252 --> 00:39:47,080
Can I be attached
to your sexy ass snake?
525
00:39:47,167 --> 00:39:48,908
Eww, no.
You'�re just gonna weigh us down.
526
00:39:48,995 --> 00:39:50,257
More weight, more speed.
527
00:39:50,344 --> 00:39:52,302
Eww. Pass.
528
00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:55,218
Or...
529
00:39:55,305 --> 00:39:56,350
more speed?
530
00:39:56,437 --> 00:39:58,308
Fuck off.
531
00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:00,049
It'�s your loss.
532
00:40:00,136 --> 00:40:02,443
Anyways, you guys are
dead in the fuckin'� water.
533
00:40:12,018 --> 00:40:14,586
Still hate those guys.
534
00:40:14,673 --> 00:40:15,891
A lot.
535
00:40:15,978 --> 00:40:17,327
Same.
536
00:41:42,630 --> 00:41:44,502
Thanks for giving me
a second chance.
537
00:41:44,589 --> 00:41:46,939
I was so messed up last night.
538
00:41:47,026 --> 00:41:48,244
Yeah, you were.
539
00:41:50,246 --> 00:41:52,597
Oh, I'�m Slim, by the way.
540
00:41:52,684 --> 00:41:55,077
Yes. Yes, you are.
541
00:41:56,557 --> 00:41:58,690
Are you fucking kidding me?
542
00:41:58,777 --> 00:42:00,213
Getting an eyeful, asshole?
543
00:42:00,300 --> 00:42:03,477
Hey, kid!
Fuckin'� get out of here!
544
00:42:03,564 --> 00:42:05,218
I'�m so sorry, dude.
545
00:42:05,305 --> 00:42:06,915
Don'�t speak to me.
546
00:42:07,002 --> 00:42:08,787
What are you doing?
547
00:42:08,874 --> 00:42:11,180
I'�m doing whatever I want, Paul.
548
00:42:11,267 --> 00:42:13,226
Why don'�t you go cry
to your little student?
549
00:42:13,313 --> 00:42:14,575
I don'�t think
I like you anymore.
550
00:42:14,662 --> 00:42:17,186
Really? So why are you
spying on me?
551
00:42:17,273 --> 00:42:19,014
Spying? You think I'�m spying?
552
00:42:19,101 --> 00:42:20,712
I can'�t find Brad or Cindy
anywhere.
553
00:42:20,799 --> 00:42:22,104
They'�re missing.
554
00:42:22,191 --> 00:42:24,585
I need my staff now.
555
00:42:24,672 --> 00:42:26,500
God, you'�re messed up.
556
00:42:26,587 --> 00:42:28,284
They'�re smart, Paul.
557
00:42:28,371 --> 00:42:29,634
And they probably
hightailed it out of here
558
00:42:29,721 --> 00:42:30,678
to get away from you.
559
00:42:30,765 --> 00:42:32,114
And I'�m next.
560
00:42:32,201 --> 00:42:34,290
Thanks for nothing.
561
00:42:34,377 --> 00:42:36,423
What were you doing with
that business guy anyway?
562
00:42:36,510 --> 00:42:39,165
What business is that of yours?
563
00:42:39,252 --> 00:42:40,470
He got in touch with me.
564
00:42:40,558 --> 00:42:42,124
Good for you.
565
00:42:42,211 --> 00:42:43,517
Okay, you know what?
566
00:42:43,604 --> 00:42:44,866
Just finish
with your little boy-toy,
567
00:42:44,953 --> 00:42:46,476
put your pants back on,
568
00:42:46,564 --> 00:42:48,087
and please get back
to the slides.
569
00:42:48,174 --> 00:42:50,524
You still work here.
570
00:42:50,611 --> 00:42:52,395
- Loser!
- Cunt!
571
00:43:09,674 --> 00:43:11,676
Hey, winner,
want some coke?
572
00:43:16,506 --> 00:43:17,856
This is soap, man.
573
00:43:17,943 --> 00:43:20,206
Fifty bucks.
Only two left.
574
00:43:20,293 --> 00:43:22,295
Don'�t want it? Fuck you.
575
00:43:23,383 --> 00:43:24,471
There you are, babe.
576
00:43:24,558 --> 00:43:26,342
- A little bump?
- Whatever.
577
00:43:27,648 --> 00:43:29,084
Three, two, one.
578
00:43:35,917 --> 00:43:37,527
- Thanks.
- That'�s the spirit.
579
00:43:37,615 --> 00:43:40,356
So I'�ll see you later
for round two?
580
00:43:40,443 --> 00:43:41,706
All right.
581
00:43:53,065 --> 00:43:55,981
Okay, bitches,
where'�s my fuckin'� team?
582
00:43:57,896 --> 00:43:59,332
Okay!
583
00:43:59,419 --> 00:44:02,117
Valley Hills High,
how we doing this morning?
584
00:44:02,204 --> 00:44:03,597
We good?
585
00:44:03,684 --> 00:44:05,686
Give me some noise!
All right.
586
00:44:05,773 --> 00:44:08,646
You guys ready for
the Sea Snake?
587
00:44:08,733 --> 00:44:09,690
You guys ready
for the Sea Snake?
588
00:44:09,777 --> 00:44:12,040
- Yeah!
- All right, good, good.
589
00:44:12,127 --> 00:44:14,826
We gotta get you signed up,
so come on down.
590
00:44:17,306 --> 00:44:19,526
Hey, fucktard!
591
00:44:19,613 --> 00:44:21,833
We'�ve been practicing our moves.
592
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:23,530
You wanna see
what you'�ve been missing?
593
00:44:23,617 --> 00:44:25,401
Yeah, show us what you can do.
594
00:44:34,715 --> 00:44:36,543
Is that all you can do?
You look like a worm.
595
00:44:38,545 --> 00:44:41,113
What are you dicks laughing at?
Think you can do better?
596
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:42,549
Yeah, we can.
597
00:44:49,164 --> 00:44:51,514
Yeah, okay, guys, that'�s good.
598
00:44:51,601 --> 00:44:54,343
But just, please,
keep it for the slides, okay?
599
00:44:54,430 --> 00:44:56,650
Has anyone seen Brad and Cindy?
600
00:44:56,737 --> 00:44:59,827
Anyone? Has anyone seen
Brad and Cindy?
601
00:44:59,914 --> 00:45:02,525
No one has seen your fuckin'�
lifeguards, dude. Get over it.
602
00:45:03,962 --> 00:45:05,572
Burt Cocaine is here.
603
00:45:05,659 --> 00:45:07,008
That'�s quite the shiner, kid.
604
00:45:08,923 --> 00:45:10,751
If I see your bass player
here again,
605
00:45:10,838 --> 00:45:11,883
I'�m gonna chop
his fuckin'� head off.
606
00:45:11,970 --> 00:45:13,493
You'�re sure about that?
607
00:45:15,408 --> 00:45:18,411
Are we ready for Team Blades?
You'�re in the next heat.
608
00:45:18,498 --> 00:45:20,587
Let'�s get this show
on the road, guys.
609
00:45:33,078 --> 00:45:36,385
Hey, Kim,
you wanna join our team?
610
00:45:36,472 --> 00:45:39,084
I can'�t. I'�m working.
611
00:45:39,171 --> 00:45:41,129
Actually, maybe I should.
612
00:45:41,216 --> 00:45:42,435
I'�m all alone.
613
00:45:42,522 --> 00:45:44,698
Do you wanna be on my team?
614
00:45:47,353 --> 00:45:49,442
Josh, finally!
615
00:45:49,529 --> 00:45:51,226
Have you seen Slim?
616
00:45:51,313 --> 00:45:55,143
No, but we can'�t miss you, dude.
What you up to exactly?
617
00:45:55,230 --> 00:45:57,798
Put these on, and the 500 bucks is ours.
618
00:45:57,885 --> 00:46:00,279
What? Do you want me
to get beat up again?
619
00:46:00,366 --> 00:46:02,020
What'�s wrong with you?
Fuck this.
620
00:46:02,107 --> 00:46:03,456
Come on.
621
00:46:03,543 --> 00:46:06,807
These are Olympic-grade.
Fast as fuck.
622
00:46:09,462 --> 00:46:10,855
All registered teams
623
00:46:10,942 --> 00:46:14,336
should go to top of the slide
right now.
624
00:46:14,423 --> 00:46:17,905
What are you doing here?
I said you were fired.
625
00:46:17,992 --> 00:46:19,341
I'�m not here as
your employee, bitch.
626
00:46:23,693 --> 00:46:28,481
I'�m here as you customer,
and I wanna race now.
627
00:46:28,568 --> 00:46:30,135
I need to be here.
628
00:46:30,222 --> 00:46:31,876
Okay, this is for the graduates.
629
00:46:31,963 --> 00:46:33,878
Show me the fuckin'� rule book.
630
00:46:33,965 --> 00:46:35,531
If you don'�t leave,
I'�m gonna call the cops.
631
00:46:35,618 --> 00:46:37,490
Okay, hold on a second.
No one'�s calling the cops.
632
00:46:37,577 --> 00:46:38,621
Okay, just be cool.
633
00:46:38,708 --> 00:46:40,536
You'�re dead.
634
00:46:40,623 --> 00:46:42,016
No, you'�re dead.
635
00:46:49,458 --> 00:46:51,243
Nobody wants you here.
636
00:46:54,637 --> 00:46:56,422
You get out of my park.
637
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:07,433
Hey, Ms. Wilkinson,
where'�s Slim?
638
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:10,479
It'�s Priscilla!
639
00:47:10,566 --> 00:47:13,569
And... I haven'�t
seen him in a while,
640
00:47:13,656 --> 00:47:16,181
but please tell him
I had a great time.
641
00:47:16,268 --> 00:47:18,792
Really?
642
00:47:18,879 --> 00:47:20,489
No way!
643
00:47:20,576 --> 00:47:22,448
That'�s awesome.
644
00:47:24,450 --> 00:47:26,191
Come on, Priss.
645
00:47:26,278 --> 00:47:28,802
Priss, we gotta go up now.
646
00:47:28,889 --> 00:47:31,413
You really thought this
through, Paul.
647
00:47:31,500 --> 00:47:33,415
You and me together up there?
648
00:47:33,502 --> 00:47:35,287
Great.
649
00:47:35,374 --> 00:47:36,941
Kim, hold the fort.
650
00:47:44,209 --> 00:47:46,472
Fuck the fort.
We need you.
651
00:47:46,559 --> 00:47:48,953
Let'�s do this.
652
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:50,955
No, I don'�t think
that'�s a good idea.
653
00:47:51,042 --> 00:47:53,392
No, he'�s right.
Let'�s go fuck '�em up.
654
00:47:53,479 --> 00:47:56,395
Come on, let'�s go.
655
00:47:56,482 --> 00:47:58,658
Yeah, let'�s go fuck '�em up!
656
00:48:23,901 --> 00:48:24,989
Jesus.
657
00:48:38,872 --> 00:48:41,266
Forgot how high it is
up here.
658
00:48:41,353 --> 00:48:44,051
I have no intention
of making small talk.
659
00:48:44,138 --> 00:48:46,053
Stop the race!
660
00:48:46,140 --> 00:48:48,055
We got this, man.
We got this for sure.
661
00:48:49,578 --> 00:48:50,884
Let me through.
662
00:48:50,971 --> 00:48:52,755
Gotta stop the race.
Stop the race!
663
00:48:52,842 --> 00:48:54,279
Hey, we told you
to get out of here, asshole.
664
00:48:54,366 --> 00:48:55,933
Don'�t worry, babe,
I got you.
665
00:48:56,020 --> 00:48:57,108
Stop the race!
Let me through.
666
00:48:57,195 --> 00:48:58,413
Thanks, man.
667
00:48:58,500 --> 00:49:00,154
You'�ve had enough
for one weekend.
668
00:49:00,241 --> 00:49:01,721
He'�s fuckin'� crazy.
669
00:49:01,808 --> 00:49:04,767
- Are you high?
- Oh, yes.
670
00:49:04,854 --> 00:49:07,945
- Don'�t go up. Just don'�t go up.
- Shut up!
671
00:49:18,477 --> 00:49:20,348
All right,
ladies and gentle-germ!
672
00:49:20,435 --> 00:49:23,917
Since Brad and Cindy
are nowhere to be found,
673
00:49:24,004 --> 00:49:25,614
my wife Priscilla and I
674
00:49:25,701 --> 00:49:27,790
have decided to put aside
our differences
675
00:49:27,877 --> 00:49:31,446
to emcee and lifeguard
your favorite event.
676
00:49:31,533 --> 00:49:33,448
We don'�t care.
677
00:49:34,623 --> 00:49:36,930
Let me remind you of the rules.
678
00:49:37,017 --> 00:49:39,237
On three identical slides,
679
00:49:39,324 --> 00:49:43,154
teams of three members
race against the clock.
680
00:49:43,241 --> 00:49:45,373
Fastest team wins $500.
681
00:49:45,460 --> 00:49:48,986
But remember,
this is the Sea Snake race,
682
00:49:49,073 --> 00:49:52,554
which means you have to
hold on to your teammates.
683
00:49:52,641 --> 00:49:56,341
Keep your arms and legs
inside the slides at all time.
684
00:49:56,428 --> 00:49:58,560
Anyone seen trying
to pull themselves
685
00:49:58,647 --> 00:50:00,867
to the edge of the slide
will be disqualified.
686
00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:07,526
And our charming Conrad
has agreed
687
00:50:07,613 --> 00:50:09,876
to come out of
lifeguard retirement
688
00:50:09,963 --> 00:50:12,966
and will keep track
of the teams below.
689
00:50:13,053 --> 00:50:15,186
Are we ready to do this, guys?
690
00:50:15,273 --> 00:50:16,926
All right!
691
00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:18,537
It is my pleasure to announce
692
00:50:18,624 --> 00:50:21,540
that the 15th annual
Sea Snake competition
693
00:50:21,627 --> 00:50:23,020
is now open!
694
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:26,632
Whoo!
695
00:50:27,807 --> 00:50:30,157
Good luck, snake racers!
696
00:50:30,244 --> 00:50:32,159
Wet Valley rocks!
697
00:50:32,246 --> 00:50:33,726
Yeah!
698
00:50:46,173 --> 00:50:48,088
All right, girls,
let'�s go down this slide.
699
00:50:50,873 --> 00:50:52,962
You know what?
Let'�s go down this one.
700
00:50:53,050 --> 00:50:54,877
It looks faster.
701
00:50:54,964 --> 00:50:57,184
Actually, I think that one'�s
shorter, Alice.
702
00:50:57,271 --> 00:51:00,013
Okay. You guys can go there.
703
00:51:05,497 --> 00:51:07,673
Hey, slow down, girl, okay?
Who'�s the boss here?
704
00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:10,154
Shut up, Paul. We could'�ve had
two races by now.
705
00:51:10,241 --> 00:51:11,111
Come on, girls.
706
00:51:13,635 --> 00:51:16,116
All right, Blades,
line up here.
707
00:51:16,203 --> 00:51:18,858
Hey, where'�s your bass player?
708
00:51:20,729 --> 00:51:21,991
I don'�t know.
709
00:51:23,558 --> 00:51:25,386
All right, emos, goths,
710
00:51:25,473 --> 00:51:26,822
or whatever the fuck
they call you,
711
00:51:26,909 --> 00:51:28,563
before you kill yourselves,
712
00:51:28,650 --> 00:51:31,740
please can you just
line up over there?
713
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:38,356
Kim, you'�re not supposed
to up here.
714
00:51:38,443 --> 00:51:40,358
I'�ll go back to the table
as soon as I'�m down there.
715
00:51:40,445 --> 00:51:42,011
I just wanna help out the team.
716
00:51:45,189 --> 00:51:46,625
Whoo!
717
00:51:49,236 --> 00:51:51,456
Okay, Conrad,
we'�re finally ready up here.
718
00:51:51,543 --> 00:51:53,066
Are you ready down there?
719
00:51:53,153 --> 00:51:55,112
All good, senorita.
720
00:51:56,635 --> 00:51:57,984
Good luck, everybody!
721
00:51:58,071 --> 00:52:00,639
All right, let'�s do this!
722
00:52:00,726 --> 00:52:02,902
Three, two, one!
723
00:52:02,989 --> 00:52:04,686
Stop the race! Stop the race!
724
00:52:04,773 --> 00:52:06,210
There'�s a hole in the slides.
Look what I found.
725
00:52:06,297 --> 00:52:07,820
- Look at this.
- Tommy, what are you doing?
726
00:52:07,907 --> 00:52:08,951
Get back to your team.
727
00:52:09,038 --> 00:52:10,127
I don'�t want a team!
728
00:52:10,214 --> 00:52:11,171
Look, don'�t go down.
729
00:52:11,258 --> 00:52:13,391
The slides are gonna collapse.
730
00:52:13,478 --> 00:52:14,870
Yeah, it looks real dangerous.
731
00:52:14,957 --> 00:52:17,308
Guys, let'�s get into
positions, please!
732
00:52:17,395 --> 00:52:18,396
Kimberly, please don'�t go down.
733
00:52:18,483 --> 00:52:19,788
Stop trying to control me.
734
00:52:19,875 --> 00:52:21,486
Dude, get the fuck away from us.
735
00:52:21,573 --> 00:52:24,053
Paul, you need to listen to me.
People are gonna die.
736
00:52:24,141 --> 00:52:25,490
Okay, ease up
on the terror talk.
737
00:52:25,577 --> 00:52:26,839
You sound like Conrad, man.
738
00:52:26,926 --> 00:52:29,058
Something fucked up
is going down.
739
00:52:29,146 --> 00:52:30,277
Get off the platform!
740
00:52:30,364 --> 00:52:31,713
Look, don'�t you realize?
741
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:34,368
It'�s 35 years this weekend.
742
00:52:34,455 --> 00:52:36,240
- 35 years since what?
- The murders.
743
00:52:36,327 --> 00:52:38,198
Fuck that!
We just wanna slide.
744
00:52:46,424 --> 00:52:47,599
Come on.
745
00:52:54,562 --> 00:52:55,476
Don'�t go!
746
00:53:19,892 --> 00:53:21,328
Okay, you guys are next.
747
00:53:21,415 --> 00:53:23,548
Don'�t listen to the psycho.
748
00:53:23,635 --> 00:53:26,028
You'�re gonna be sorry,
I promise you!
749
00:53:37,910 --> 00:53:39,564
Jeez!
750
00:53:40,956 --> 00:53:42,697
I wanna be on your team.
751
00:53:42,784 --> 00:53:44,786
What'�s up, girl?
What'�s your name?
752
00:53:44,873 --> 00:53:46,919
Get off the platform!
Don'�t go down!
753
00:53:47,006 --> 00:53:48,225
Hey, fuck you, dude.
754
00:53:48,312 --> 00:53:50,444
Fuck! Ah, fuck!
755
00:53:52,359 --> 00:53:53,491
Fuck!
756
00:53:58,104 --> 00:53:59,148
Whoo!
757
00:54:06,417 --> 00:54:08,332
Conrad, we all good down there?
758
00:54:09,463 --> 00:54:11,160
Houston, we have no problem
759
00:54:11,248 --> 00:54:12,858
because I'�m in charge.
760
00:54:12,945 --> 00:54:14,990
I'�m Conrad.
761
00:54:15,077 --> 00:54:16,688
Conrad'�s in charge.
762
00:54:16,775 --> 00:54:19,168
Large and in charge.
763
00:54:20,344 --> 00:54:21,954
Tell me when.
764
00:54:22,041 --> 00:54:23,912
We'�ve got three more teams
ready to come down.
765
00:56:14,632 --> 00:56:17,025
Conrad, can we send the next one'�s down?
766
00:56:19,158 --> 00:56:21,029
Conrad?
767
00:56:26,426 --> 00:56:28,646
Conrad, come in.
768
00:56:28,733 --> 00:56:30,648
Conrad, can we send
the next ones in?
769
00:56:45,663 --> 00:56:46,794
Oh, shit.
770
00:56:48,753 --> 00:56:50,232
No, no.
771
00:56:53,497 --> 00:56:54,585
Shit!
772
00:56:58,371 --> 00:56:59,285
Shit!
773
00:57:02,027 --> 00:57:03,768
Conrad?
774
00:57:28,314 --> 00:57:30,185
Hello? Hello?
775
00:57:30,272 --> 00:57:33,450
Hi. I'�m calling from Wet Valley.
It'�s happening again.
776
00:57:35,713 --> 00:57:37,715
Oh, my God!
777
00:57:37,802 --> 00:57:39,891
There'�s blood everywhere!
778
00:57:39,978 --> 00:57:41,849
You need to come now!
779
00:58:01,303 --> 00:58:03,436
Wha- What the fuck?
780
00:58:12,445 --> 00:58:15,970
Paul, stop everything!
Pull the plug!
781
00:58:23,587 --> 00:58:24,849
Oh, no.
782
00:58:24,936 --> 00:58:27,068
No, no. This is-
This is too high.
783
00:58:27,155 --> 00:58:29,767
I'�m- I'�m not going.
784
00:58:29,854 --> 00:58:31,856
Why don'�t we complete
the teams, Paul?
785
00:58:31,943 --> 00:58:34,467
You against me.
786
00:58:34,554 --> 00:58:37,818
Uh, no, no.
I think we should stay here.
787
00:58:37,905 --> 00:58:41,518
We'�ll go down and come back up.
Come on, let'�s do it.
788
00:58:43,302 --> 00:58:45,652
They'�re ready, Paul.
Let'�s go, come on.
789
00:58:45,739 --> 00:58:47,567
Okay, fine,
if that'�s what you want.
790
00:58:47,654 --> 00:58:50,309
Let'�s fucking do this!
791
00:58:57,490 --> 00:58:59,623
Hi, mamacita.
Name is Big Phil.
792
00:58:59,710 --> 00:59:01,886
Oh, my, you are big.
793
00:59:01,973 --> 00:59:03,104
Okay, ready, boys?
794
00:59:03,191 --> 00:59:04,671
500 bucks.
795
00:59:06,586 --> 00:59:09,720
Enjoy the ride with
your little sluts, Paul.
796
00:59:11,156 --> 00:59:13,898
- Whoo!
- Come on!
797
00:59:13,985 --> 00:59:15,682
Whoo hoo hoo!
798
00:59:15,769 --> 00:59:16,814
Whoo!
799
00:59:37,748 --> 00:59:39,227
Hey!
800
00:59:43,144 --> 00:59:45,494
Don'�t let go!
Don'�t let go!
801
00:59:45,582 --> 00:59:46,974
What the fuck'�s going on?
802
00:59:47,061 --> 00:59:49,455
I'�m gonna try
to pull you up, okay?
803
00:59:49,542 --> 00:59:51,588
There'�s bodies everywhere.
804
00:59:51,675 --> 00:59:53,111
There'�s something wrong
in the tunnel.
805
01:00:24,969 --> 01:00:26,884
Hey, kid!
806
01:00:26,971 --> 01:00:29,016
Hey, drummer boy!
807
01:00:29,103 --> 01:00:31,323
Turn off the water!
808
01:00:31,410 --> 01:00:33,760
Chuck, turn it off!
809
01:00:35,327 --> 01:00:37,068
It'�s Chad!
810
01:00:39,244 --> 01:00:42,290
Kim, over there!
Shut the water off!
811
01:01:16,194 --> 01:01:18,849
I can'�t make it up again!
Just get me out of here!
812
01:01:18,936 --> 01:01:20,589
Try to pull yourself
over the slide.
813
01:01:20,677 --> 01:01:22,635
Yeah, and fall to my death!
814
01:01:22,722 --> 01:01:24,158
- Just jump!
- I can'�t!
815
01:01:24,245 --> 01:01:26,900
Yes, you can! I got you!
816
01:01:26,987 --> 01:01:28,859
I got you.
817
01:01:28,946 --> 01:01:32,036
Tell your dad
to go fuck himself!
818
01:01:32,123 --> 01:01:33,690
I'�m sorry, kid.
819
01:01:34,821 --> 01:01:35,735
No!
820
01:01:45,266 --> 01:01:46,964
Help!
821
01:02:00,673 --> 01:02:01,805
Hey!
822
01:02:03,676 --> 01:02:04,721
Stop it!
823
01:02:05,896 --> 01:02:06,984
Hey!
824
01:02:07,071 --> 01:02:08,899
No! Don'�t go down the slides!
825
01:02:08,986 --> 01:02:10,335
No! Get off!
826
01:02:10,422 --> 01:02:13,817
Why? We waited 20 minutes, man.
Fuck this.
827
01:02:13,904 --> 01:02:16,341
No, no, it'�s a bloodbath
down there! Don'�t go!
828
01:02:16,428 --> 01:02:19,300
Dude, you got issues, man.
You need help.
829
01:02:19,387 --> 01:02:20,780
No! No!
830
01:02:20,867 --> 01:02:23,217
- Whoo!
- No!
831
01:02:23,304 --> 01:02:26,003
Oh, my God!
832
01:02:31,922 --> 01:02:32,879
Stop!
833
01:02:35,969 --> 01:02:38,929
You can'�t go down!
Too dangerous!
834
01:02:39,016 --> 01:02:39,973
Stop!
835
01:02:41,714 --> 01:02:43,455
Hey!
836
01:02:43,542 --> 01:02:45,196
Hey! What are you-
837
01:03:08,785 --> 01:03:09,786
History repeats itself
838
01:03:09,873 --> 01:03:11,700
at Wet Valley Amusement Park
839
01:03:11,788 --> 01:03:14,268
as nine are confirmed dead
in an apparent murder-suicide.
840
01:03:14,355 --> 01:03:16,575
"Why?" is the question
on everyone'�s mind
841
01:03:16,662 --> 01:03:19,099
as authorities unveil
chilling details
842
01:03:19,186 --> 01:03:21,928
on the tragedy that took
the lives of several graduates
843
01:03:22,015 --> 01:03:23,800
of Valley Hills High School.
844
01:03:23,887 --> 01:03:25,889
More to come on real estate
mogul Michael Randall'�s
845
01:03:25,976 --> 01:03:28,761
tragic mental breakdown
at Wet Valley Water Park.
846
01:03:36,638 --> 01:03:39,685
Joshua, you have to understand
847
01:03:39,772 --> 01:03:43,820
your father left you
his entire estate.
848
01:03:43,907 --> 01:03:46,910
Oh, my God.
849
01:03:46,997 --> 01:03:50,217
Before the trust is transferred,
you have to authorize
850
01:03:50,304 --> 01:03:52,872
the last real estate transaction
that was left-
851
01:03:52,959 --> 01:03:56,354
well, that was left incomplete.
852
01:03:56,441 --> 01:03:57,790
Your father'�s-
853
01:03:57,877 --> 01:03:59,792
well, your company-
854
01:03:59,879 --> 01:04:01,533
is building a shopping complex
855
01:04:01,620 --> 01:04:04,318
right over
the Wet Valley Water Park.
856
01:04:14,981 --> 01:04:16,896
It is a sizable amount.
857
01:04:41,181 --> 01:04:42,704
I'�m so sorry.
858
01:04:48,972 --> 01:04:51,496
This is not your fault.
859
01:04:51,583 --> 01:04:53,715
Okay? Don'�t ever forget that.
860
01:05:08,730 --> 01:05:10,080
Go!
861
01:05:17,043 --> 01:05:20,133
Everything
is about my money.
862
01:05:37,411 --> 01:05:38,630
Dad!
863
01:05:38,717 --> 01:05:40,240
Please!
864
01:05:40,327 --> 01:05:42,721
Help my dad!
865
01:05:42,808 --> 01:05:44,941
Please!
866
01:05:45,028 --> 01:05:46,855
Dad!
867
01:05:57,214 --> 01:05:58,693
Dad!
868
01:06:04,264 --> 01:06:05,700
Dad!
869
01:06:05,787 --> 01:06:07,137
Please!
870
01:06:07,224 --> 01:06:09,704
Help my dad!
871
01:06:09,791 --> 01:06:10,879
Please!
872
01:06:14,448 --> 01:06:16,015
You crazy?
873
01:06:16,102 --> 01:06:17,756
Okay, okay!
I'�ll do whatever you want!
874
01:06:17,843 --> 01:06:19,323
Anything you want!
875
01:06:19,410 --> 01:06:20,802
I'�ll give you
whatever you want!
876
01:06:20,889 --> 01:06:22,979
What do you want?
What do you want?
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