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Nam etsi ambulaveroin medio umbrae mortis,
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non timebo mala,
quoniam tu mecum es.
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Virga tua et baculus tuus
ipsa me consolata sunt.
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She was furious with
me, because if I had my law degree,
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I could have represented us.
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The jury ruled against me.
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I told my lawyer
I considered suicide.
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I drove home from Nyack,
and guess what?
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She had left me.
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I recall almost
a sigh of relief...
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Somehow it
made a lasting impression on her life.
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My first child
came easy enough.
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But with Patricia,
they had to open me up under anesthesia.
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I've often thought that
perhaps the reason...
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I told themwhen I got here,
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"Okay, I explored
the criminal lifestyle."
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But I was an altar boy,
for Christ's sake.
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Moltisanti is a religious name.
And still I'm fucked.
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I met death on Route 23,
not too far from here.
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But that was much later.
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Back in 1967,
the man wearing the hat was my father.
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In those days,
he didn't have a son.
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Five dollars says
I spot him first.
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I don't got five dollars.
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Then you better win,
gagootz. Huh?
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Uncle Dick, think fast.
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Oh, you want to fight, huh?
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The little fat
kid is my uncle, Tony. Soprano.
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You got nothing.
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Well, we call himmy uncle, by marriage.
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He choked me to death.
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There! Pay up.
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We have a winner,
ladies and gents.
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Huh?
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My grandfatherand his brother were with
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the DiMeo crime family
in Newark.
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My grandfather
was an associate,
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- but he stacked more scharol...
- Pop!
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...than any of the made guys.
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Hey, there he is!
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Includinga Cadillac dealership.
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Cara mia, fammi presentaremio figlio, Richard Moltisanti.
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Everybody calls me Dickie.
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Welcome to America.
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Benvenuta.
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America!
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Most guys 65 go to Europe on vacation,
they come back with the gout.
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You come back with the winner,
Miss Provolone, 1967.
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Oh. Antonio Soprano.
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U picceri.
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After he murdered me,
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Tony gave my wife and baby
his pocket change.
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But that was much later.
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E squisita.
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I'm embarrassed.
You're all such great cooks over there.
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Can you translate for me?
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Forget it.
She understands enough.
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Giuseppina,
what does your family do over there?
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Mio padre...
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The fascists killed
her old man.
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Her mother never recovered.
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Fuckin' Mussolini.
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I don't get it.
When I was a kid, you and Vito Genovese
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always praised Mussolini.
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Let's not talk politics
at the table.
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But I'll tell you, Dick,
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it's paradise over there.
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On the one hand,
you can't believe the beauty.
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On the other hand,
they don't even have toilets.
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I told Giuseppina that "you're gonna
live the life of a proud American lady.
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And I'm gonna have my second
set of children with you."
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And they'll be deluged
with a life
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that they could never even
imagine over there.
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Like you were, Dick,
as a kid.
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These'll be your
brothers and sisters.
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So... Giuseppina
is your stepmother, Dickie.
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Yeah.
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It wasn't me
who ripped you off!
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Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah?
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Come on!
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- Shit!
- Harold.
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All right, already.
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This punk ass snapper.
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Japped one of our runners,
took 600 bucks.
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I want a full bag tomorrow.
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Who the fuck are you?
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The guy who one time put out somebody's
eye for talkin' to him like that.
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You winded there, Jesse Owens?
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I gotta quit smoking.
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I agree.
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Can't I get you
to switch to Newports?
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Hey, Harold.
My son here say
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he gonna be Hank Aaron
when he grown up.
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I'm gonna hit
318 like him.
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Hmm. 318, your lucky
number, boy, play it.
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Yeah. Numbers
is the only chance
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Black folks got to get
out of this sinkhole city.
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How does that work, anyway?
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Well, you pick out
three numbers,
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like for you, 3-1-8.
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You bet a quarter,
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and if your numbers
come on at the racetrack,
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then you win
$125 for a quarter.
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- For a quarter?
- Mmm.
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Bet a dollar, you get $500.
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- You shitting me, Harold?
- Uh!
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What if my numbers
don't come out?
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Well, if your numbers don't
hit, you don't get nothing.
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Harold collects everybody's
bets and gives it to the Man.
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How you think the Italians
drive those long, fancy cars
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and wear those diamond
Swiss watches on their wrists?
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Thank you. Thank you,
everybody, welcome.
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Uh...
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Well, mostly, I...
I just want to say how pr...
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Knock it off, Anthony.
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I want to say how proud I am
of my big girl, Janice...
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who is today...
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a woman.
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Cheers!
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You know, Janice, she, uh...
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She went to her catechism.
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She practiced her Latin.
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She even stopped watching those
two stunods, Sonny and Cher,
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long enough to think
about God, huh?
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Too much fucking
salt on this.
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At least for a minute or two,
but... boy, did she cost me.
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You know,
I made a bet that, uh,
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Janice would not do
her religious duties.
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But if Janice did,
you know, got confirmed...
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I'd shave off my mustache.
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Ooh...
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- Enjoy.
- His comare told him
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it makes him
look like Robert Goulet.
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This stuff ain't so authentic.
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Ow!
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Just use your fork.
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But, you know,
the gravy's good.
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- Oh. Come here.
- Your daughter's confirmation.
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Congrats, skip.
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I'm here, too, Mr. Handsome.
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Yeah, and looking like
a million dollars.
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And not
Mexican dollars, either.
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What are you talking about?
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Same fucking gang. Colored kids
hit one of my colored runners.
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Threw him a beating.
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You believe this?
How these people prey on their own?
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Hey, Boot DiMeo's gonna
rag on me when he sees this.
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It looks bad too,
perception-wise.
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Even the papers say the numbers is the
biggest percentage of our cash flow.
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Junior's right, you gotta get
your arms around this.
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You got big ears there,
gagootz?
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Big brother, go and get yourself some Pez.
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Silvio, Puss, come here.
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- Marone!
- Oh!
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Ah? The second
Mrs. Hollywood Dick.
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I was just explaining
to His Holiness, here.
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I think I went to school
with your father.
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Calogero Dante.
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"Butch."
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He said you were a bully.
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Whoa, what do we got here?
The Italian actress, Sophia Lotsa-Pizza.
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Get out of here,
you fucking mutt!
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Uh... Sorry.
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Buddha. It's Joe D.
He's up at the Boot's Mansion.
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Mr. DiMaggio. Come stai?
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Your saints name you took
in church today, Apollonia?
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She's the patron saint
of dentists.
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Take it from me,
chains are more effective than snow tires.
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Why didn't you bring
the missus, Dick?
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I tried, but the poor kid's
self-conscious about her English.
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She's making progress, though.
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I didn't catch the name.
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Pussy.
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Don't worry, Father,
it's not what you think it is.
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This is my dog.
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This is my dog.
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This is your dog.
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This is your dog.
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Your dog.
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Buddy
Durham in the light trunks...
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the white trunks.
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Durham has always been known
as a counter-puncher...
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Huh...
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He getsa great hook in there.
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Hey.
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What did you learn to say?
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This... is... his... ball.
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Whose ball?
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Spot.
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Oh, I think this is
a waste of money.
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We hear from
Hoboken's own Chairman of the Board.
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Hi, there,
my name is Francis Albert Sinatra
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and I got news for you.
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Here's your host,
William B. Williams.
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My mother met
his mother once. Frank.
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Frank? He grabbed me
to go to some party once.
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It was on the Upper East Side,
it was a penthouse.
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Some celebrity,
I don't know who.
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So... he and Dean, they have this donkey
brought downstairs to the basement.
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And the donkey's just stuffed
full of laxatives, right?
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So they put it in
the private elevator.
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They send the private elevator
up, the door opens,
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and the donkey starts kicking and
shitting over everybody in the party!
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Oh!
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Ah, your sister's cunt!
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Junior,
it's the Summer of Love.
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♪ And though
It's just a line to you ♪
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♪ For me it's true And never
seemed so right before... ♪
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Nice car.
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You a friend of Dickie's?
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No English.
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Oh!
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Hopalong Che Si Dice!
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It's fucking light again?
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Picked up from most of the
runners, but this kid, Overall...
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Who the fuck is Overall?
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He's a crazy young motherfucker
that runs the Saints.
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Leon Overall.
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He's from East Orange.
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My cousin's, uh, the placekicker
over at the high school over there.
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Yeah, well me and Harold played
East Orange Thanksgiving game.
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We used to beat 'em
every fucking year.
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You should have
seen this man run.
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Are you sure you don't
got no Black blood?
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That's Sicilians.
I'm Napoletano.
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Oh! I'm Siciliano.
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Come on. Come over here.
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The big picture, you told me this
thing was over with the Black Saints.
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I know, I...
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thought I schooled the kid,
Overall, when I whupped him, but...
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He's got a wild hair
across his ass.
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I gotta know, Harold...
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aren't you humiliated
by what you just said?
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I know I would be.
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You're a grown man.
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Fucking punk street gang?
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Come on in, son. Have a seat.
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I think we lost him.
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Hold up. Hold up. Turn around.
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Would I for sure be going to Vietnam?
Like my dream?
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You heard about the G.I. Bill?
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Yeah, college. Sure.
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Thinking about being a...
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- scientist.
- Hmm.
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Wait over there.
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No, this... this war
wasn't my idea!
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Isola, turn that light out.
I'm trying to sleep.
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That's why I brought you
a 7 and 7, baby.
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What's the matter with you?
252
00:15:59,741 --> 00:16:03,120
Goddamn Gentleman
Dickie Moltisanti.
253
00:16:04,454 --> 00:16:06,832
Always comes to me
to handle his nasty work.
254
00:16:08,125 --> 00:16:10,252
Done made you
his house nigga.
255
00:16:21,013 --> 00:16:22,264
Put it away.
256
00:16:32,149 --> 00:16:34,401
The army won't take me now.
257
00:16:36,319 --> 00:16:39,406
I always wanted
to join up, but I...
258
00:16:39,489 --> 00:16:41,992
I had two felony convictions.
259
00:16:42,075 --> 00:16:43,243
Take you?
260
00:16:45,078 --> 00:16:48,415
Happened to stop by a recruiting
office today, and it made me remember.
261
00:16:48,498 --> 00:16:52,044
Brothers doing all the dying
over there. We don't need no more.
262
00:16:52,127 --> 00:16:53,837
Well, somebody's gonna to win
the Medal of Honor.
263
00:16:55,422 --> 00:16:56,590
Not a Black man.
264
00:16:57,382 --> 00:16:58,258
Please.
265
00:16:59,509 --> 00:17:01,887
Ooh, baby, you are
a riot tonight.
266
00:17:20,739 --> 00:17:21,948
Make a right here.
267
00:17:22,032 --> 00:17:23,116
It's a one-way.
268
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:24,701
Fuck it, make the right.
269
00:17:41,968 --> 00:17:42,928
Fuck.
270
00:17:55,774 --> 00:17:57,609
Step out of the car.
271
00:17:57,692 --> 00:17:59,653
I know what I did, Officer.
272
00:18:09,412 --> 00:18:14,042
♪ Soften my dreams
with your sigh ♪
273
00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:19,798
♪ Tell me you love me... ♪
274
00:18:28,557 --> 00:18:29,683
Oh!
275
00:18:37,107 --> 00:18:39,860
Hey, why aren't they home,
sleeping till noon?
276
00:18:39,943 --> 00:18:44,197
Two officers picked up some colored taxi
driver, had to rough him up a little.
277
00:18:44,281 --> 00:18:45,699
These morons think
we killed him.
278
00:18:45,782 --> 00:18:47,993
It spread around
the Central Ward that way.
279
00:18:48,076 --> 00:18:49,870
They broke windows
up and down Belmont Avenue.
280
00:18:49,953 --> 00:18:51,454
They're throwing bricks
and bottles at us.
281
00:18:51,538 --> 00:18:53,206
We got two officers
had to go to the hospital.
282
00:18:53,290 --> 00:18:54,791
No shit.
283
00:18:54,875 --> 00:18:56,459
Hah!
284
00:18:56,543 --> 00:18:58,545
You ain't nothin'
without that badge!
285
00:18:59,462 --> 00:19:01,006
You think this is funny?
286
00:19:02,674 --> 00:19:04,384
♪ Let's make amends ♪
287
00:19:04,468 --> 00:19:07,762
♪ Soften my dreams... ♪
288
00:19:12,142 --> 00:19:16,771
♪ Tell me you love me
for a day... ♪
289
00:19:23,904 --> 00:19:25,572
Get the fuck away
from the car!
290
00:19:39,127 --> 00:19:42,005
♪ How lucky can one guy be ♪
291
00:19:42,088 --> 00:19:45,091
♪ I kissed her
and she kissed me ♪
292
00:19:45,175 --> 00:19:47,344
♪ Like the fella once said ♪
293
00:19:50,430 --> 00:19:52,766
Ladies and gentlemen,
let's hear it for our host tonight.
294
00:19:52,849 --> 00:19:55,227
They call him
Gentleman Dick Moltisanti.
295
00:20:00,190 --> 00:20:01,399
Ahh!
296
00:20:06,488 --> 00:20:07,405
Paulie.
297
00:20:08,114 --> 00:20:09,199
This?
298
00:20:12,827 --> 00:20:16,665
It's about time. Pinto the
Butcher sent over some capuzzelle.
299
00:20:16,748 --> 00:20:18,375
The fuck happen to you?
300
00:20:21,169 --> 00:20:23,171
There's something
you gotta see.
301
00:20:37,727 --> 00:20:39,229
What the fuck?
302
00:20:40,105 --> 00:20:41,982
That's Belmont Avenue.
303
00:21:40,123 --> 00:21:42,083
You wanna get smart now?
304
00:21:42,834 --> 00:21:44,085
Ma vaffanculo!
305
00:22:20,497 --> 00:22:22,332
Why don't you go after
the ditsoon, huh?
306
00:22:22,415 --> 00:22:24,084
They almost
burned the city down.
307
00:22:24,167 --> 00:22:25,710
Oh, you'll hold
the door, huh.
308
00:22:25,794 --> 00:22:27,295
Daddy!
309
00:22:27,379 --> 00:22:29,089
- Janice, go home!
- Daddy!
310
00:22:29,172 --> 00:22:30,548
Go home!
Take the bus.
311
00:22:36,346 --> 00:22:38,723
Hey, stop! Stop!
312
00:22:38,807 --> 00:22:40,308
Agh!
313
00:22:40,392 --> 00:22:41,935
Anthony!
314
00:22:43,353 --> 00:22:45,772
Anthony! What are
you doing here?
315
00:22:54,531 --> 00:22:56,449
My God!
316
00:22:57,575 --> 00:22:58,993
What did they do?
317
00:22:59,077 --> 00:23:00,870
We raided a card game,
but we got lucky.
318
00:23:00,954 --> 00:23:03,123
Picked up your husband
on an outstanding warrant.
319
00:23:03,206 --> 00:23:04,124
Had to take 'em somewhere.
320
00:23:04,207 --> 00:23:05,458
Warrant? For what?
321
00:23:05,542 --> 00:23:07,585
Assault with a deadly weapon.
322
00:23:07,669 --> 00:23:08,920
The Lobster Trap Restaurant?
323
00:23:09,003 --> 00:23:10,547
That wasn't him.
He didn't do that.
324
00:23:10,630 --> 00:23:11,589
Where is he?
325
00:23:11,673 --> 00:23:13,091
Downtown.
326
00:23:13,174 --> 00:23:14,801
He's downtown,
where he might get burned to death?
327
00:23:14,884 --> 00:23:16,719
What are you people thinking?
328
00:23:16,803 --> 00:23:18,638
Janice, shut up with that!
329
00:23:18,721 --> 00:23:21,349
What were the two of you doing
at that card game?
330
00:23:21,433 --> 00:23:23,768
Dad took Janice to ride the
rides while he played cards.
331
00:23:23,852 --> 00:23:27,981
But he wouldn't take me because I
passed gas while he was eating lunch.
332
00:23:28,064 --> 00:23:31,025
Get inside, both of you!
333
00:23:33,445 --> 00:23:34,320
Anthony!
334
00:23:51,087 --> 00:23:56,134
Standing in the
ruins Of another Black man's life
335
00:23:56,217 --> 00:24:01,264
Or flying through the valley
Separating day and night
336
00:24:01,347 --> 00:24:04,934
"I am death," cried the vulture
337
00:24:05,018 --> 00:24:07,729
"For the people of the night"
338
00:24:13,776 --> 00:24:18,031
In a wilderness of heartbreak
And a desert of despair
339
00:24:19,782 --> 00:24:23,077
Evil's clarion of justice
Shrieks a cry of naked terror
340
00:24:23,161 --> 00:24:28,208
Taking babies from their mommas
Leaving grief beyond compare
341
00:24:28,291 --> 00:24:31,044
Please help me! Help me!
Please, help me!
342
00:24:31,127 --> 00:24:35,715
So if you see the
vulture coming Flying circles in your mind
343
00:24:35,798 --> 00:24:38,885
- -Remember,
there is no escaping
344
00:24:38,968 --> 00:24:42,430
For he will follow
close behind
345
00:24:42,514 --> 00:24:44,974
Only promise me a battle
346
00:24:45,058 --> 00:24:48,520
Battle for your souland mine
347
00:24:49,562 --> 00:24:51,189
And mine
348
00:24:51,272 --> 00:24:53,525
Talk to young
Negro men on the street
349
00:24:53,608 --> 00:24:55,944
and they will
tell you, they say,
350
00:24:56,027 --> 00:24:59,405
they're supposed to go away and die for
this country that isn't really theirs?
351
00:24:59,489 --> 00:25:02,575
This tells you right there that
for understandable reasons,
352
00:25:02,659 --> 00:25:05,578
they don't consider themselves
complete Americans.
353
00:25:05,662 --> 00:25:07,747
And I don't say this
comprises all of them,
354
00:25:07,830 --> 00:25:10,875
but it's obvious the reason
they can burn their own homes...
355
00:25:11,709 --> 00:25:12,877
Huge fire.
356
00:25:14,504 --> 00:25:15,672
Ashes.
357
00:25:29,769 --> 00:25:31,729
Thought I heard
somebody fall.
358
00:25:33,147 --> 00:25:34,816
You fall this morning?
359
00:25:36,359 --> 00:25:38,236
I tripped in the bathtub.
360
00:25:38,861 --> 00:25:40,655
Oh.
361
00:25:40,738 --> 00:25:44,200
You shouldn't wear your
sunglasses in the tub, you know?
362
00:25:51,624 --> 00:25:52,959
He's got a temper.
363
00:25:53,042 --> 00:25:55,169
È arrabbiato, my father.
364
00:25:57,755 --> 00:25:59,632
He start to yell.
365
00:25:59,716 --> 00:26:02,510
Yeah, he wasn't like this
back in Ariano?
366
00:26:02,594 --> 00:26:06,639
'Cause he used to...
me, as a kid.
367
00:26:07,390 --> 00:26:08,891
Every day.
368
00:26:10,935 --> 00:26:13,354
I should have stayed there.
369
00:26:13,438 --> 00:26:14,731
No.
370
00:26:18,234 --> 00:26:21,070
Maybe I come to
America for America money.
371
00:26:22,155 --> 00:26:23,239
But...
372
00:26:25,408 --> 00:26:28,745
But here,
in America, he become...
373
00:26:30,204 --> 00:26:31,247
Uno stronzo!
374
00:26:38,087 --> 00:26:40,548
I think maybe
you still love him.
375
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:52,477
What's the matter with you?
376
00:26:54,020 --> 00:26:55,730
My wife's right inside.
377
00:26:59,484 --> 00:27:01,235
You're my father's wife.
378
00:28:00,503 --> 00:28:01,546
Oh.
379
00:28:03,715 --> 00:28:05,258
Where are you going?
380
00:28:05,341 --> 00:28:09,262
I'm going down to Rexall.
The doc switched my blood thinner.
381
00:28:09,345 --> 00:28:10,763
I'll ride with you.
382
00:28:22,859 --> 00:28:23,860
What?
383
00:28:24,694 --> 00:28:25,987
How high did she bounce?
384
00:28:26,070 --> 00:28:27,488
What are you talking about?
385
00:28:27,572 --> 00:28:29,282
When you threw her
down the stairs.
386
00:28:29,365 --> 00:28:31,409
Got two left feet.
387
00:28:31,492 --> 00:28:33,077
'Cause you used to throw
my mother down the stairs.
388
00:28:33,161 --> 00:28:34,787
I didn't like it then,
I don't like it now.
389
00:28:34,871 --> 00:28:37,832
Well, some women like the rough stuff.
Don't ask me why.
390
00:28:37,915 --> 00:28:42,170
Yeah, it's funny how they're all
attracted to Hollywood Dick Moltisanti.
391
00:28:42,253 --> 00:28:44,380
You wanted to get
into her fucking pants
392
00:28:44,464 --> 00:28:46,299
since the day
I brought her over.
393
00:28:46,382 --> 00:28:49,469
I give you permission to picture
her while you're jerking off.
394
00:28:49,552 --> 00:28:52,513
I promise you, you hurt her again,
you're going down the stairs.
395
00:28:52,597 --> 00:28:54,640
- Who the fuck do you think you're fucking talking to?
- You got away with it
396
00:28:54,724 --> 00:28:56,225
once with Mom.
But I was a little kid.
397
00:28:56,309 --> 00:28:57,560
You're not getting away
with it again.
398
00:28:57,643 --> 00:29:01,814
Oh, I marry sluts.
What do I know?
399
00:29:01,898 --> 00:29:06,444
Ow! Hey! Get...
Get your fucking... Get off me!
400
00:29:06,527 --> 00:29:07,487
Hey! Hey!
401
00:29:15,578 --> 00:29:16,496
Dick...
402
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:35,932
Pop.
403
00:29:48,694 --> 00:29:49,779
Pop?
404
00:30:50,089 --> 00:30:52,466
Uncle Dickie.
405
00:30:52,550 --> 00:30:55,011
Anthony, what the fuck
are you doing?
406
00:30:55,094 --> 00:30:56,596
The city's burning down.
407
00:30:56,679 --> 00:30:57,847
Over on Springfield Avenue.
408
00:30:57,930 --> 00:30:59,932
Dickie? Who blew the horn?
409
00:31:00,016 --> 00:31:01,893
I'm working
on the car.
410
00:31:01,976 --> 00:31:03,728
You want pork chops tonight?
411
00:31:03,811 --> 00:31:05,062
Yeah, that's fine.
412
00:31:05,146 --> 00:31:06,480
Can I watch you
work on the car?
413
00:31:06,564 --> 00:31:07,815
With the applesauce?
414
00:31:07,899 --> 00:31:09,984
I don't know what sauce!
415
00:31:10,067 --> 00:31:11,652
I gotta go out for a while.
416
00:31:11,736 --> 00:31:12,904
Can I?
417
00:31:13,821 --> 00:31:14,822
Can you what?
418
00:31:14,906 --> 00:31:16,490
Watch.
419
00:31:16,574 --> 00:31:18,075
What the fuck did I just say, God damn it?
Now, go home!
420
00:31:29,003 --> 00:31:31,172
...from the newsroom.
421
00:31:31,255 --> 00:31:34,634
American warplanes have expanded
the air war over North Vietnam
422
00:31:34,717 --> 00:31:37,720
with the bombing of five
previously untouched targets
423
00:31:37,803 --> 00:31:40,514
near the heart of
the port city of Haiphong.
424
00:31:40,598 --> 00:31:44,644
Four of the new targets, one of them
only a mile and a half from Haiphong...
425
00:32:00,993 --> 00:32:02,995
Democratic Majority Leader
Mike Mansfield
426
00:32:03,079 --> 00:32:04,789
- sounded a warning tonight...
- Go ahead, sir.
427
00:32:05,957 --> 00:32:06,958
He's white.
428
00:33:52,521 --> 00:34:00,988
♪ Summertime will be
a love-in there ♪
429
00:34:01,072 --> 00:34:08,245
♪ In the streets
of San Francisco... ♪
430
00:34:08,329 --> 00:34:10,414
Three guesses
who they blame this on.
431
00:34:10,498 --> 00:34:11,665
The Harlem Globetrotters.
432
00:34:15,419 --> 00:34:16,504
Shh.
433
00:34:29,308 --> 00:34:34,647
They called him Hollywood Dick.
Imagine what he looks like now.
434
00:34:34,730 --> 00:34:37,149
Tell Ma what you told me,
about the bird.
435
00:34:37,233 --> 00:34:39,360
There was a bird
in the garage.
436
00:34:39,443 --> 00:34:40,402
So?
437
00:34:40,486 --> 00:34:41,737
It means
somebody's gonna die.
438
00:34:41,821 --> 00:34:44,532
You're talking
through your hat.
439
00:34:44,615 --> 00:34:48,327
A bird would never fly into
a garage to announce a death.
440
00:34:48,410 --> 00:34:50,079
A house is another matter.
441
00:34:53,165 --> 00:34:54,667
Poor Dickie.
442
00:34:56,293 --> 00:34:57,837
I still can't believe it.
443
00:35:09,598 --> 00:35:13,185
I gotta talk to Johnny Soprano,
the putrescible trash routes.
444
00:35:13,269 --> 00:35:15,020
The Sposato Brothers
are making a grab.
445
00:35:15,104 --> 00:35:17,606
You didn't hear? Johnny's gonna
be a guest of the government.
446
00:35:17,690 --> 00:35:19,191
He couldn't make bail.
447
00:35:19,275 --> 00:35:21,443
When my brother's away,
everything goes through me.
448
00:35:21,527 --> 00:35:22,778
You got diarrhea?
449
00:35:24,238 --> 00:35:25,448
Comedian.
450
00:35:31,996 --> 00:35:33,372
The three C's I owe you.
451
00:35:33,455 --> 00:35:35,833
What the fuck is this?
It's supposed to be cash.
452
00:35:35,916 --> 00:35:37,251
That's an RCA.
453
00:35:41,505 --> 00:35:42,840
What am I gonna do with this?
454
00:35:53,601 --> 00:35:55,477
What a blow.
455
00:35:55,561 --> 00:35:58,147
Yeah, well, at least
you still got your brother. I'm...
456
00:35:59,815 --> 00:36:03,402
Yeah. I got nobody.
457
00:36:03,486 --> 00:36:07,156
Dickie, consider me your
brother from now on, huh?
458
00:36:14,455 --> 00:36:16,332
Where's your brother?
459
00:36:16,415 --> 00:36:19,501
He went to see if he could sneak into
the room where they do the bodies.
460
00:36:22,087 --> 00:36:23,756
In Newark tonight,
461
00:36:23,839 --> 00:36:26,342
state troopers and the
National Guard ceased...
462
00:36:26,425 --> 00:36:27,635
You son of a bitch.
463
00:36:27,718 --> 00:36:29,929
You can't watch
television in here.
464
00:36:30,012 --> 00:36:32,139
Vincent, it's the news.
465
00:36:32,223 --> 00:36:33,641
...President Johnson,
we've been told,
466
00:36:33,724 --> 00:36:35,559
has been following
the situation...
467
00:36:35,643 --> 00:36:40,481
Ah, they're never gonna catch
those bastards. I told the cops.
468
00:36:40,564 --> 00:36:45,778
In the dull and commonplace
occurrences of day-to-day living,
469
00:36:45,861 --> 00:36:52,576
one thing stands out as a completely
unique experience: Colt .45.
470
00:36:55,287 --> 00:36:56,622
Jesus Christ.
471
00:36:56,705 --> 00:36:58,749
The fuck's
the matter with you?
472
00:36:58,832 --> 00:37:02,086
You have no respect for my
father, you fucking animals!
473
00:37:02,169 --> 00:37:03,921
He's dead!
474
00:37:04,004 --> 00:37:05,798
Looks like the riots are
ending though, Dick, that's good news.
475
00:37:05,881 --> 00:37:08,384
I wish that
the shooter killed you!
476
00:37:08,467 --> 00:37:10,052
All of you!
477
00:37:21,730 --> 00:37:23,482
John Francis Soprano.
478
00:37:23,565 --> 00:37:26,068
On the charge of assault
with a deadly weapon,
479
00:37:26,151 --> 00:37:29,488
I hereby sentence you
to no more than five
480
00:37:29,571 --> 00:37:33,659
and no less than two years
in Rahway State Prison.
481
00:38:10,821 --> 00:38:12,364
Uncle Sally.
482
00:38:13,782 --> 00:38:15,909
I'm Dickie,
your brother Dick's boy.
483
00:38:25,294 --> 00:38:26,712
How are you?
484
00:38:28,589 --> 00:38:32,676
You know, I'm sorry,
I know I never came to visit you before.
485
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:34,345
My father wouldn't allow it.
486
00:38:42,061 --> 00:38:43,687
I came to tell you...
487
00:38:45,230 --> 00:38:49,234
your brother, my dad...
he passed.
488
00:38:49,318 --> 00:38:51,528
They burned him up
in the riots.
489
00:38:53,197 --> 00:38:55,908
I brought you
some sfogliatelle.
490
00:38:57,034 --> 00:38:58,786
I don't eat dairy.
491
00:38:59,453 --> 00:39:00,287
Oh.
492
00:39:04,333 --> 00:39:06,627
Well, you being
out here isolated,
493
00:39:06,710 --> 00:39:08,170
out of contact
with the family,
494
00:39:08,253 --> 00:39:09,797
my old man said
you deserved it,
495
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:12,925
but I want to do whatever I can
to help you from now.
496
00:39:13,008 --> 00:39:15,010
It wasn't right
how they treated you.
497
00:39:16,345 --> 00:39:17,888
I was 25.
498
00:39:17,971 --> 00:39:21,767
I murdered a made guy
in our own family.
499
00:39:21,850 --> 00:39:25,145
I'm here for a good reason.
You don't need to help me.
500
00:39:26,146 --> 00:39:27,439
But...
501
00:39:27,523 --> 00:39:29,066
What do you want, Richard?
502
00:39:35,531 --> 00:39:37,157
I'll be honest with you.
503
00:39:39,701 --> 00:39:41,453
I want to do a good deed.
504
00:39:41,537 --> 00:39:42,788
Huh!
505
00:39:42,871 --> 00:39:44,206
A what?
506
00:39:45,707 --> 00:39:47,084
A good deed.
507
00:39:53,215 --> 00:39:55,175
Miles.
508
00:39:55,259 --> 00:39:57,344
Birth of the Cool.
509
00:39:58,804 --> 00:39:59,805
What?
510
00:39:59,888 --> 00:40:00,889
It's a record.
511
00:40:00,973 --> 00:40:03,225
I'm a jazz nut.
512
00:40:03,308 --> 00:40:05,853
Bring me a copy
next time you come.
513
00:40:06,562 --> 00:40:07,771
If you come.
514
00:40:23,704 --> 00:40:25,622
- Quant'e bella!
- Sì?
515
00:40:26,373 --> 00:40:28,584
It's so beautiful.
516
00:40:30,252 --> 00:40:32,296
We're gonna go down
to Bamberger's.
517
00:40:32,379 --> 00:40:34,798
We're gonna fill
the place with furniture.
518
00:40:36,258 --> 00:40:37,759
Madonna mia.
519
00:40:39,761 --> 00:40:40,846
Mmm.
520
00:40:43,098 --> 00:40:45,142
Could you give us
a few minutes?
521
00:40:45,225 --> 00:40:46,560
You got it.
522
00:40:58,363 --> 00:41:00,866
Aunt Concetta says
you've been looking for a job.
523
00:41:00,949 --> 00:41:04,536
At, uh, DiLorenzo Brothers
Beauty Parlor.
524
00:41:04,620 --> 00:41:06,538
I cut hair back in Ariano.
525
00:41:06,622 --> 00:41:08,707
You don't need to do that.
526
00:41:08,790 --> 00:41:10,792
I want to keep
taking care of you.
527
00:41:10,876 --> 00:41:15,130
But I like to work, Dickie.
And America has so many work.
528
00:41:15,214 --> 00:41:18,550
Un giorno, I want to have
my own beauty parlor.
529
00:41:18,634 --> 00:41:21,053
Well, you're not gonna work
for those two fanooks.
530
00:41:22,095 --> 00:41:23,805
The DiLorenzos?
531
00:41:47,079 --> 00:41:48,622
Motherfucker.
532
00:41:48,705 --> 00:41:51,458
I like that word.
533
00:41:51,542 --> 00:41:53,085
Motherfucker.
534
00:42:01,426 --> 00:42:02,761
Eighteen. Paul's birthday.
535
00:42:02,844 --> 00:42:04,513
We don't take
Beatle birthdays.
536
00:42:04,596 --> 00:42:06,431
We'd go broke.
537
00:42:06,515 --> 00:42:09,935
Fuck it. Make it eight.
Micky Dolenz.
538
00:42:10,018 --> 00:42:14,273
I dreamed about Whitey Ford last night.
He wears number 16.
539
00:42:16,650 --> 00:42:18,527
The boys basketball team is
playing St. Stephen's this afternoon.
540
00:42:18,610 --> 00:42:21,738
The high temperature today
will be 53 degrees.
541
00:42:21,822 --> 00:42:25,826
Faculty advisory,
absentees: 16.
542
00:42:25,909 --> 00:42:28,036
Sixteen, I hit the number!
543
00:42:29,913 --> 00:42:31,915
You gotta talk to him.
544
00:42:31,999 --> 00:42:33,917
- Johnny should do it.
- You're the only one he listens to.
545
00:42:34,001 --> 00:42:35,544
Johnny should do it.
You're gonna see him visiting day.
546
00:42:35,627 --> 00:42:36,962
Side door's open.
547
00:42:37,045 --> 00:42:38,463
Johnny's just gonna
want to hit him,
548
00:42:38,547 --> 00:42:40,591
and he can't because of
the glass partition
549
00:42:40,674 --> 00:42:42,634
and he's just gonna
get frustrated.
550
00:42:44,386 --> 00:42:47,472
- Hey, Jun'.
- I got some Lady Schick blow dryers.
551
00:42:47,556 --> 00:42:49,933
Livia, take one for yourself.
One for Janice.
552
00:42:50,017 --> 00:42:51,768
I got bigger problems
than blow dryers.
553
00:42:51,852 --> 00:42:53,812
Anthony got kicked
out of school.
554
00:42:53,895 --> 00:42:55,606
Let me go talk to him.
555
00:42:55,689 --> 00:42:57,816
I promised Johnny I'd take care
of Tony while he was in jail.
556
00:42:57,899 --> 00:43:00,485
The way you talk,
you just confuse him.
557
00:43:00,569 --> 00:43:02,279
He only listens to Dickie.
558
00:43:02,362 --> 00:43:04,323
Ma vaffanculo.
559
00:43:04,406 --> 00:43:07,075
Jun', leave me
a blower for Joanne.
560
00:43:11,955 --> 00:43:13,248
What are you reading?
561
00:43:15,709 --> 00:43:18,921
Oh, can't you read
a regular comic?
562
00:43:19,004 --> 00:43:20,964
You know,
Superman, Jughead.
563
00:43:21,048 --> 00:43:23,467
It's about some
Jewish girl and a knight.
564
00:43:23,550 --> 00:43:25,052
And Robin Hood's in it.
565
00:43:25,135 --> 00:43:28,513
I didn't know they had Jews
back in the Middle Ages.
566
00:43:28,597 --> 00:43:30,641
Well... the Bible.
567
00:43:30,724 --> 00:43:33,852
Anyway, your mother
asked me to talk to you, so...
568
00:43:33,935 --> 00:43:36,605
What, about getting
suspended from school?
569
00:43:36,688 --> 00:43:38,690
Hey, put that down, huh?
570
00:43:38,774 --> 00:43:40,025
Sorry.
571
00:43:46,990 --> 00:43:50,202
You know I don't like to
lean on you about stuff.
572
00:43:50,285 --> 00:43:53,747
But you can't start a
gambling operation at school.
573
00:43:53,830 --> 00:43:55,248
I know that...
574
00:43:55,332 --> 00:43:56,583
now.
575
00:43:56,667 --> 00:43:58,877
Hey, don't bullshit me.
You always knew it.
576
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:01,046
And it's not just the gambling.
It's everything.
577
00:44:01,129 --> 00:44:04,424
The cherry bombs at the YMCA, letting
the air out of Mrs. Russo's tires...
578
00:44:04,508 --> 00:44:06,176
- I apologized to her!
- You talk big about
579
00:44:06,259 --> 00:44:07,844
wanting to be on the
football team in high school
580
00:44:07,928 --> 00:44:09,763
and you're smoking
already? Oh!
581
00:44:09,846 --> 00:44:12,474
You gotta have
a better attitude.
582
00:44:12,557 --> 00:44:15,185
With your father gone,
your mother's got a lot on her plate.
583
00:44:15,268 --> 00:44:17,187
You gotta be good.
584
00:44:17,270 --> 00:44:19,731
I don't want to go
through this again.
585
00:44:19,815 --> 00:44:21,400
I try to be good.
586
00:44:21,483 --> 00:44:24,903
I don't think so.
Try harder.
587
00:44:29,241 --> 00:44:30,409
Pinky swear?
588
00:44:30,492 --> 00:44:31,785
Jesus.
589
00:44:31,868 --> 00:44:33,912
Hey, you don't talk
to me like that.
590
00:44:33,995 --> 00:44:36,581
See, you're not listening.
591
00:44:36,665 --> 00:44:39,501
Fine. Pinky swear.
592
00:44:47,342 --> 00:44:48,969
All right.
593
00:44:51,388 --> 00:44:53,390
One time I went to Playland...
594
00:44:53,473 --> 00:44:56,727
I saw the cops shoot a friend
of my dad's right in the back.
595
00:44:56,810 --> 00:45:01,148
Yeah, Chickie Sasso. He still
can't move his bowels like normal.
596
00:45:04,568 --> 00:45:06,361
I don't want that
to happen to me.
597
00:45:06,445 --> 00:45:09,614
And it won't, gagootz.
Not while I'm around.
598
00:45:09,698 --> 00:45:12,242
We're gonna see
that it don't.
599
00:45:31,136 --> 00:45:35,098
Junior. Junior.
Where's Candy tonight?
600
00:45:35,182 --> 00:45:36,475
Migraine.
601
00:45:36,558 --> 00:45:38,268
Again with the migraine.
602
00:45:38,351 --> 00:45:40,395
Keep a close eye
on that one.
603
00:45:40,479 --> 00:45:43,231
She keeps disappearing, she's probably
fucking some Tom, Dick and Harry.
604
00:45:43,315 --> 00:45:44,983
Found a new gravy train.
605
00:45:45,066 --> 00:45:47,027
A guy checks into a
hotel, calls up the front desk,
606
00:45:47,110 --> 00:45:50,238
"I got a leak in the sink."
Clerk says, "Go ahead.
607
00:45:50,322 --> 00:45:52,741
Customer's always right."
608
00:45:52,824 --> 00:45:55,410
Yeah, that was funnier when
Henny Youngman told it.
609
00:45:55,494 --> 00:45:57,496
No, no, don't... Don't.
Just leave it the way it is.
610
00:45:57,579 --> 00:46:01,458
I wonder what the origin of
the sobriquet "gravy train" is.
611
00:46:01,541 --> 00:46:03,668
They named it after
the dog food.
612
00:46:03,752 --> 00:46:05,337
I don't know
about you, Junior.
613
00:46:05,420 --> 00:46:07,672
Guy tells you your girlfriend's
banging somebody else,
614
00:46:07,756 --> 00:46:10,175
you're worried about
the origin of "gravy train"?
615
00:46:10,258 --> 00:46:12,385
Oh!
616
00:46:12,469 --> 00:46:14,304
Oh, smile, my brother.
617
00:46:18,767 --> 00:46:20,185
White flight.
618
00:46:20,268 --> 00:46:22,896
Oh!
It's Hopalong Che Si Dice.
619
00:46:22,979 --> 00:46:24,189
Whatever the fuck
that means.
620
00:46:24,272 --> 00:46:27,901
Hey! Language.
There's ladies here.
621
00:46:27,984 --> 00:46:29,528
What can I get you?
622
00:46:29,611 --> 00:46:32,489
Bartender's special tonight,
for the ladies: Pink Squirrel.
623
00:46:32,572 --> 00:46:34,866
Courvoisier and Coke.
Water back.
624
00:46:34,950 --> 00:46:38,036
That what they
drink on the plantation?
625
00:46:39,830 --> 00:46:43,250
Oh, you didn't hear?
We're off the plantation.
626
00:46:43,333 --> 00:46:46,086
We got wops digging ditches
since they come over.
627
00:46:46,169 --> 00:46:47,754
Hey, come on.
628
00:47:00,475 --> 00:47:02,811
It's Dickie's business.
Let it go, Paulie.
629
00:47:02,894 --> 00:47:04,980
What the fuck's
the matter with you?
630
00:47:05,063 --> 00:47:06,857
You got a murder warrant
over your head.
631
00:47:06,940 --> 00:47:09,359
I'm heading down south.
North Carolina.
632
00:47:09,442 --> 00:47:11,403
So where's your mule?
Get going.
633
00:47:11,486 --> 00:47:13,363
Thing is, I need to
borrow some money.
634
00:47:13,446 --> 00:47:16,241
- How much?
- A grand.
635
00:47:16,324 --> 00:47:19,703
All right, I'll tell you what.
636
00:47:21,413 --> 00:47:24,541
I'm gonna give you
five C's. Yeah?
637
00:47:24,624 --> 00:47:27,002
It's my gift to you.
You don't gotta give it back.
638
00:47:27,085 --> 00:47:28,920
No, I want to pay you back.
639
00:47:29,004 --> 00:47:30,922
Ah, it's better this way. You don't
gotta be afraid to say hello to me,
640
00:47:31,006 --> 00:47:34,259
I don't gotta chase you down.
Won't come between us.
641
00:47:34,342 --> 00:47:36,386
So I guess this is goodbye.
642
00:47:42,767 --> 00:47:45,186
Yeah, you said your goodbye,
so go.
643
00:48:02,370 --> 00:48:07,167
You don't stare at those people.
They don't like it.
644
00:48:15,884 --> 00:48:17,469
Brought you that
record you wanted.
645
00:48:17,552 --> 00:48:20,347
Plus, a couple others
I picked out.
646
00:48:20,430 --> 00:48:22,140
What's this?
647
00:48:22,223 --> 00:48:26,311
Al Hirt. Trumpet.
He's on Carson all the time.
648
00:48:26,394 --> 00:48:29,272
It's not jazz. Take it back.
649
00:48:30,649 --> 00:48:32,400
These, too.
650
00:48:40,992 --> 00:48:42,661
So...
651
00:48:42,744 --> 00:48:44,496
you did your good deed.
652
00:48:44,579 --> 00:48:46,414
Well, don't put it like that.
653
00:48:47,499 --> 00:48:49,459
I plan to do a lot more.
654
00:48:51,503 --> 00:48:54,464
Your poor father, huh?
655
00:48:54,547 --> 00:48:59,761
He goes down to board up that
Atta Boy business that he had...
656
00:48:59,844 --> 00:49:03,515
and he dies
in that horrible way.
657
00:49:03,598 --> 00:49:05,350
It's just weird, though.
658
00:49:05,433 --> 00:49:06,893
What, weird?
659
00:49:06,977 --> 00:49:11,856
My brother's hands were soft.
Like a baby's pishadeel.
660
00:49:11,940 --> 00:49:15,068
Always with the manicures,
your father.
661
00:49:15,151 --> 00:49:16,820
Yeah, what's your point?
662
00:49:16,903 --> 00:49:21,449
He never touched a hammer
or a board in his life.
663
00:49:30,208 --> 00:49:32,085
What's your problem?
664
00:49:36,631 --> 00:49:38,967
Well, for one thing...
665
00:49:39,050 --> 00:49:41,845
my wife, she can't
get pregnant.
666
00:49:41,928 --> 00:49:45,390
You know, it takes a toll.
I want a son so bad.
667
00:49:45,473 --> 00:49:46,975
What would you do?
668
00:49:47,642 --> 00:49:49,477
It's the wanting.
669
00:49:50,228 --> 00:49:51,563
Huh?
670
00:49:51,646 --> 00:49:54,899
The Buddhist will tell you:
"All life is pain."
671
00:49:56,276 --> 00:49:59,404
Pain comes from
always wanting things.
672
00:50:00,655 --> 00:50:02,449
A son is not a thing.
673
00:50:04,075 --> 00:50:05,744
It's the wanting.
674
00:50:11,207 --> 00:50:14,127
You know, Tone, we could still run that
numbers game down at the fucking CYO.
675
00:50:14,210 --> 00:50:16,463
I got fucking suspended,
I can't get in fucking trouble again.
676
00:50:16,546 --> 00:50:18,798
No. Fucking school
will never know.
677
00:50:18,882 --> 00:50:20,425
I want to
make it to the NFL someday.
678
00:50:20,508 --> 00:50:22,010
For that, I gotta
go to college.
679
00:50:22,093 --> 00:50:24,179
So I gotta watch
my fucking ass.
680
00:50:24,262 --> 00:50:27,057
My old man told me I gotta
run his fucking restaurant when I grow up.
681
00:50:27,140 --> 00:50:28,975
What does your old man say?
682
00:50:29,059 --> 00:50:30,935
He says I gotta fucking
rob your old man's restaurant.
683
00:50:32,771 --> 00:50:35,982
Do you know who I'd wanna be?
Your Uncle Dickie.
684
00:50:36,066 --> 00:50:37,776
How he fucking dresses.
685
00:50:37,859 --> 00:50:41,279
He said he'd give me $500 if I
graduate from fucking high school.
686
00:50:41,363 --> 00:50:42,781
Fuck, man.
687
00:50:46,367 --> 00:50:52,916
♪ Destroyed your notion
of circular time? ♪
688
00:50:52,999 --> 00:50:59,714
♪ It's just that demon life
has got you in its sway ♪
689
00:50:59,798 --> 00:51:05,512
♪ It's just that demon life
has got you in its sway ♪
690
00:51:07,764 --> 00:51:09,641
The '60s ended.
691
00:51:09,724 --> 00:51:12,811
Neil Young gave that
speech from the moon.
692
00:51:12,894 --> 00:51:16,439
Then came the RICO statutes
around when I was born.
693
00:51:18,399 --> 00:51:20,527
I wish I had come before that.
694
00:51:23,321 --> 00:51:24,823
Hey, Uncle Dick.
695
00:51:24,906 --> 00:51:27,492
They're gonna be here soon.
We gotta get inside and hide.
696
00:51:27,575 --> 00:51:30,870
Hey, Anthony,
you go see Dirty Harry like I told you?
697
00:51:30,954 --> 00:51:34,332
"You gotta ask yourself,
do you feel lucky?"
698
00:51:34,415 --> 00:51:36,126
"Well, do you, punk?"
699
00:51:40,255 --> 00:51:41,631
Madonna.
700
00:51:43,341 --> 00:51:46,511
It's that old fig tree,
in 'Lino's backyard.
701
00:51:46,594 --> 00:51:48,179
- Nothing changes.
- Yeah.
702
00:51:52,809 --> 00:51:54,269
Nothing changes?
703
00:51:54,352 --> 00:51:57,063
That's... that's
Poupette's house.
704
00:52:00,191 --> 00:52:02,026
- What are you mad at me for?
- Ah, you...
705
00:52:02,110 --> 00:52:03,862
Mother...
706
00:52:03,945 --> 00:52:06,281
How did you let this happen?
707
00:52:06,364 --> 00:52:08,491
Oh, what do you want
from me, Johnny?
708
00:52:08,575 --> 00:52:10,869
I had plenty on my shoulders taking care
of things while you were in the joint.
709
00:52:10,952 --> 00:52:12,453
Yeah.
710
00:52:12,537 --> 00:52:14,581
Raising Anthony. The disaster
with the Electricians Union.
711
00:52:14,664 --> 00:52:16,124
- Ah!
- Your wife with the cramps.
712
00:52:16,207 --> 00:52:18,793
Boo-hoo-hoo!
Look at Dickie Moltisanti.
713
00:52:18,877 --> 00:52:21,379
His father gets whacked,
he steps up.
714
00:52:21,462 --> 00:52:23,756
Takes care of his family,
takes care of all the business.
715
00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:26,968
Not a peep out of him.
He's younger than you.
716
00:52:28,303 --> 00:52:29,429
Yeah.
717
00:52:29,512 --> 00:52:31,431
Surprise!
718
00:52:31,514 --> 00:52:33,224
- Jesus Christ.
- There he is.
719
00:52:33,308 --> 00:52:35,435
All I want to do is bang my
goomar, go to sleep.
720
00:52:35,518 --> 00:52:37,395
- Hey.
- Good to see you.
721
00:52:37,478 --> 00:52:41,065
- Hey, Paulie, how's your ma, huh?
- Much better.
722
00:52:41,149 --> 00:52:42,275
Johnny.
723
00:52:42,358 --> 00:52:44,861
Hey, baby, how are you?
Come here.
724
00:52:44,944 --> 00:52:47,739
Oh...
Did the surprise work?
725
00:52:47,822 --> 00:52:49,824
You know, I'll tell you
what surprised me.
726
00:52:49,908 --> 00:52:51,409
You got shiners on
the block, huh?
727
00:52:51,492 --> 00:52:53,661
Oh, look at you.
Not a pound.
728
00:52:53,745 --> 00:52:56,080
He's just a regular
Charlton Heston.
729
00:52:56,164 --> 00:52:58,249
You come,
you visit...
730
00:52:58,333 --> 00:53:01,336
But you don't tell me they moved in.
On my street.
731
00:53:01,419 --> 00:53:02,587
He's a doctor.
732
00:53:02,670 --> 00:53:04,088
- A doctor.
- He's not operating on me.
733
00:53:04,172 --> 00:53:06,007
You gotta berate me
in front of everybody?
734
00:53:06,090 --> 00:53:06,966
Ah, Jesus.
735
00:53:07,050 --> 00:53:07,884
You know, just like always.
736
00:53:07,967 --> 00:53:08,927
Ah, va' a Napoli.
737
00:53:09,010 --> 00:53:10,178
Come on.
738
00:53:12,013 --> 00:53:14,098
Hi, Dad.
739
00:53:14,182 --> 00:53:15,642
What do you got on?
740
00:53:15,725 --> 00:53:17,977
Go upstairs, right now,
put on some decent clothes.
741
00:53:18,061 --> 00:53:20,939
Johnny, it's what
they're wearing nowadays.
742
00:53:21,022 --> 00:53:22,732
Go do what I said, Janice.
743
00:53:24,901 --> 00:53:27,695
Sweetie. You recognize
your daddy, pumpkin?
744
00:53:27,779 --> 00:53:31,532
Yeah. That's it. Yeah.
745
00:53:31,616 --> 00:53:34,994
What's the matter with you? Go give
your father a proper hello. Stunod!
746
00:53:35,078 --> 00:53:38,748
Come here.
747
00:53:42,001 --> 00:53:43,419
I missed you, Dad.
748
00:53:43,503 --> 00:53:45,838
I missed
you too, kid.
749
00:53:45,922 --> 00:53:48,174
You know, I made your
favorite pizza gain.
750
00:53:48,258 --> 00:53:50,218
Even though it's not Easter.
751
00:53:50,301 --> 00:53:53,096
I got everybody together.
I dressed up.
752
00:53:53,179 --> 00:53:56,015
And you spit on
it all, on me!
753
00:53:56,099 --> 00:53:58,393
I didn't invite the coloreds
onto the block!
754
00:53:58,476 --> 00:54:00,061
Here we go.
755
00:54:00,144 --> 00:54:02,188
Livia, give him a break.
He just did four years.
756
00:54:02,272 --> 00:54:03,773
I did four years!
757
00:54:14,951 --> 00:54:16,703
I missed
your baked ziti, baby.
758
00:54:16,786 --> 00:54:19,706
I put extra veal bones in
with the sausage.
759
00:54:21,499 --> 00:54:24,335
How about you, chooch?
You gonna be a linebacker, huh?
760
00:54:24,419 --> 00:54:28,006
Coach says
I'm gonna be starting.
761
00:54:28,089 --> 00:54:30,174
He don't have the makings of a varsity athlete.
762
00:54:30,258 --> 00:54:33,344
It was up to me,
you wouldn't be playing at all,
763
00:54:33,428 --> 00:54:35,513
but you went ahead and
you forged my signature.
764
00:54:35,596 --> 00:54:37,682
Nah, relax.
765
00:54:37,765 --> 00:54:39,017
He's not gonna get hurt.
766
00:54:39,100 --> 00:54:41,936
Here he is.
Fresh from his nap.
767
00:54:42,020 --> 00:54:43,187
- Joanne, Joanne...
- Yeah?
768
00:54:43,271 --> 00:54:44,480
He hasn't met Johnny.
769
00:54:44,564 --> 00:54:45,857
Aw.
770
00:54:45,940 --> 00:54:46,983
Wow.
771
00:54:47,066 --> 00:54:49,527
Johnny, this is
our Christopher.
772
00:54:52,488 --> 00:54:56,492
Hello, Christopher Moltisanti.
It's your Uncle Johnny.
773
00:54:56,576 --> 00:54:58,077
I'm back from England.
774
00:54:59,454 --> 00:55:01,080
- Go with your daddy.
- Come here.
775
00:55:01,164 --> 00:55:03,916
Oh! Bambolino!
776
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:08,254
Finally, huh? Corrado, right?
Got myself a son.
777
00:55:08,338 --> 00:55:09,297
Hi.
778
00:55:09,380 --> 00:55:11,466
I hear he's slow
with the talking.
779
00:55:11,549 --> 00:55:13,134
Hi, Christopher, hello!
780
00:55:13,217 --> 00:55:14,510
Oh!
781
00:55:14,594 --> 00:55:16,596
What's the matter?
Don't cry. It's only me,
782
00:55:16,679 --> 00:55:18,181
- your Uncle Tony.
- Oh!
783
00:55:18,264 --> 00:55:19,557
- What's wrong. Cootchie-coo!
- Oh! Oh!
784
00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:21,309
Okay. All right. All right.
785
00:55:21,392 --> 00:55:24,354
You know, every time you're
near him he cries like this.
786
00:55:24,437 --> 00:55:26,064
I didn't do anything.
787
00:55:28,232 --> 00:55:30,276
What happened?
788
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:31,486
It's okay.
789
00:55:31,569 --> 00:55:33,196
Look at that.
790
00:55:33,279 --> 00:55:35,948
I don't know what it is,
it's like I scare him or something.
791
00:55:36,032 --> 00:55:39,911
Some babies, when they
come into the world,
792
00:55:39,994 --> 00:55:43,498
know all kinds of things
from the other side.
793
00:55:55,051 --> 00:56:00,056
Night descends
As the sun's light ends
794
00:56:00,139 --> 00:56:03,393
And Black comes back,
to blend again
795
00:56:03,476 --> 00:56:05,561
- Wake up, nigga
- Yes!
796
00:56:05,645 --> 00:56:07,355
And with the death of the sun
797
00:56:07,438 --> 00:56:08,314
Wake up
798
00:56:08,398 --> 00:56:10,233
Night and blackness become one
799
00:56:10,316 --> 00:56:11,609
Wake up
800
00:56:11,692 --> 00:56:13,319
- Blackness being you
- Wake up, nigga
801
00:56:13,403 --> 00:56:16,364
Peeping through the red
The white, and the blue
802
00:56:16,447 --> 00:56:18,449
Dreaming of bars,
Black civilizations
803
00:56:18,533 --> 00:56:20,118
That once flourished and grew
804
00:56:20,201 --> 00:56:21,285
- Wake up, nigga
- Hey!
805
00:56:21,369 --> 00:56:23,204
Wake up, niggas,
or y'all through!
806
00:56:23,287 --> 00:56:25,540
He's right. He's right.
807
00:56:25,623 --> 00:56:28,042
Drowning in the
puddles Of the white man's spit
808
00:56:28,126 --> 00:56:29,293
Wake up
809
00:56:29,377 --> 00:56:30,628
As you
pause for some drawers
810
00:56:30,711 --> 00:56:32,255
- In the midst of shit
- Wake up
811
00:56:32,338 --> 00:56:35,341
And ain't got nothing
to save your funky-ass with
812
00:56:35,425 --> 00:56:37,718
- Wake up, nigga
- You cool, fool
813
00:56:37,802 --> 00:56:40,138
Sipping on a menthol cigarette
'round midnight
814
00:56:40,221 --> 00:56:43,057
- Wake up
- Rapping about how the Big Apple is outta sight
815
00:56:43,141 --> 00:56:45,226
- Wake up
- When you ain't never had a bite
816
00:56:45,309 --> 00:56:46,269
Wake up
817
00:56:46,352 --> 00:56:48,938
Who are you fooling?
Me, you?
818
00:56:49,021 --> 00:56:51,649
Wake up, niggas,
or we're all through!
819
00:56:51,732 --> 00:56:54,485
Yeah! Yeah!
820
00:57:04,454 --> 00:57:07,748
That's some inspirational shit.
Even the speeches.
821
00:57:09,834 --> 00:57:12,044
This decides me.
822
00:57:12,128 --> 00:57:14,839
Know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna start my own book.
823
00:57:14,922 --> 00:57:16,007
You're gonna do what?
824
00:57:16,090 --> 00:57:17,592
We're gonna start...
825
00:57:18,968 --> 00:57:22,221
first Black numbers bank
in the Central Ward.
826
00:57:25,933 --> 00:57:30,688
Nigga, you talking about facing
down the motherfucking mafia.
827
00:57:30,771 --> 00:57:32,565
Frank Lucas will be my backer.
828
00:57:32,648 --> 00:57:35,359
He's got money
up his ass from the skag.
829
00:57:35,443 --> 00:57:36,694
You know the Dope King?
830
00:57:36,777 --> 00:57:38,404
Down home.
831
00:57:38,488 --> 00:57:40,781
Country boys.
832
00:57:40,865 --> 00:57:44,035
This ain't Greensboro,
North Cackalacky.
833
00:57:44,118 --> 00:57:46,871
The Italians got
soldiers over there.
834
00:57:46,954 --> 00:57:48,456
Okay?
That's what they call 'em.
835
00:57:48,539 --> 00:57:51,542
What... what's the matter,
you ain't no soldier?
836
00:57:51,626 --> 00:57:53,461
Never thought about
myself that way, no.
837
00:57:53,544 --> 00:57:54,629
Well, think about it.
838
00:57:57,089 --> 00:58:00,343
Right. "He's got
a gun," you think, "and I haven't."
839
00:58:00,426 --> 00:58:01,761
You figure it's the gun.
840
00:58:02,845 --> 00:58:04,805
Well, listen, soldier.
841
00:58:04,889 --> 00:58:08,226
Thousands of guys got guns,
but there's only one Johnny Rocco!
842
00:58:08,309 --> 00:58:10,269
How do youaccount for it?
843
00:58:10,353 --> 00:58:12,355
Well, he knows what he wants.
Don't you, Rocco?
844
00:58:12,438 --> 00:58:14,273
- Sure.- What's that?
845
00:58:14,357 --> 00:58:16,317
Tell him, Rocco.
846
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:17,735
Well, I want, uh...
847
00:58:17,818 --> 00:58:20,404
He wants more.
Don't you, Rocco?
848
00:58:20,488 --> 00:58:22,240
Yeah, that's it. More.
849
00:58:22,323 --> 00:58:24,075
That's right, I want more.
850
00:58:24,158 --> 00:58:28,246
Here. Why don't you buy you and
your friends some of those...
851
00:58:28,329 --> 00:58:30,081
McDonald's.
852
00:58:30,164 --> 00:58:31,916
- The burgers?
- Yeah.
853
00:58:31,999 --> 00:58:33,626
You, do you know what you want?
854
00:58:33,709 --> 00:58:35,503
Yes, and Ihad hopes once, but...
855
00:58:35,586 --> 00:58:37,588
Hopes for what?
856
00:58:37,672 --> 00:58:40,800
A world in which
there's no place for Johnny Rocco.
857
00:58:40,883 --> 00:58:43,886
Okay, soldier, you can
make your hopes come true.
858
00:58:44,845 --> 00:58:46,764
But you gotta die for it.
859
00:58:46,847 --> 00:58:48,849
See where I'm aiming?
Right at your belly.
860
00:58:49,892 --> 00:58:51,435
Go ahead, shoot.
861
00:58:54,605 --> 00:58:57,358
- Your turn, Daddy.
- All right.
862
00:59:05,783 --> 00:59:08,911
Hey, Hopalong Che Si Dice.
863
00:59:10,538 --> 00:59:12,582
Oh, fuck.
864
00:59:17,044 --> 00:59:18,629
How's it going, Harold?
865
00:59:18,713 --> 00:59:20,965
Cyril, how's your ass?
866
00:59:22,258 --> 00:59:23,426
How you doing, son?
867
00:59:24,885 --> 00:59:26,679
I'm taking my nephew
to the Yankees game.
868
00:59:28,723 --> 00:59:31,183
Is something funny
back there?
869
00:59:31,267 --> 00:59:32,893
Sorry, Uncle Dick.
870
00:59:32,977 --> 00:59:35,021
No, really, I'm sorry!
871
00:59:35,104 --> 00:59:36,480
You fuckstick.
872
00:59:36,564 --> 00:59:38,316
I heard your ass
was back in Jersey.
873
00:59:38,399 --> 00:59:40,276
You still got that warrant
over your head?
874
00:59:40,359 --> 00:59:43,571
Lead detective died.
Nobody gives a shit.
875
00:59:43,654 --> 00:59:45,239
Leon Overall
had been a white boy,
876
00:59:45,323 --> 00:59:47,491
it'd be a whole
different story.
877
00:59:47,575 --> 00:59:51,287
Hey, Harold, how 'bout you come
around, talk to me over here.
878
00:59:59,086 --> 01:00:01,297
When are you gonna come back
and work for me again?
879
01:00:02,632 --> 01:00:06,344
Got stuff of
my own percolating.
880
01:00:06,427 --> 01:00:09,013
While you're waiting for
that Maxwell House to boil...
881
01:00:30,117 --> 01:00:32,161
Hey, how much he give you?
882
01:00:34,747 --> 01:00:37,166
Like I'm a fucking
Pullman porter.
883
01:00:37,249 --> 01:00:39,001
Man, it's $100.
884
01:00:44,465 --> 01:00:47,259
I need to see the lease.
885
01:00:48,302 --> 01:00:49,220
Here you go.
886
01:00:49,303 --> 01:00:50,346
Thank you.
887
01:00:52,139 --> 01:00:54,558
Due per cento
increase every year.
888
01:00:54,642 --> 01:00:56,727
Six and a half years still.
889
01:00:56,811 --> 01:00:57,853
Right?
890
01:00:57,937 --> 01:00:59,146
- I like.
- Yeah.
891
01:01:00,815 --> 01:01:02,066
It's Dionne Warwick.
892
01:01:02,149 --> 01:01:04,276
Comes from right over here
in South Orange.
893
01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:05,820
I love Dionne Warwick.
894
01:01:05,903 --> 01:01:07,363
Me, too.
895
01:01:07,446 --> 01:01:10,366
I wonder where she
gets her hair done.
896
01:01:10,449 --> 01:01:13,202
Probably some fancy place
in Beverly Hills.
897
01:01:13,285 --> 01:01:16,706
I bet she pays $100.
Oof! Marone!
898
01:01:16,789 --> 01:01:19,041
I should move
to Beverly's Hill.
899
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,128
Where'd you learn to do hair?
900
01:01:22,211 --> 01:01:24,088
I learned from mia mamma.
901
01:01:24,171 --> 01:01:25,840
- Mmm.
- My...
902
01:01:25,923 --> 01:01:29,301
She had a chair
in the front room.
903
01:01:29,385 --> 01:01:33,556
Women would come,
and I sweep up.
904
01:01:33,639 --> 01:01:34,598
And I watch.
905
01:01:34,682 --> 01:01:36,100
Oh, how wonderful.
906
01:01:36,183 --> 01:01:38,394
But that's not the life
I want for me.
907
01:01:38,477 --> 01:01:39,979
- Mmm.
- Over there,
908
01:01:40,062 --> 01:01:42,148
you get old so fast.
909
01:01:42,231 --> 01:01:45,317
Ten children and a big,
black dress.
910
01:01:45,401 --> 01:01:47,027
You know, over there,
911
01:01:47,111 --> 01:01:49,280
I wanted to be a priest.
912
01:01:49,363 --> 01:01:52,283
- You mean "nun."
- No, no, priest.
913
01:01:52,366 --> 01:01:54,827
Nuns have to do
what they told.
914
01:01:54,910 --> 01:01:58,414
The priest is the boss. Capo.
915
01:02:01,083 --> 01:02:03,586
So you never tried
the convent, huh?
916
01:02:03,669 --> 01:02:05,546
Not for me.
917
01:02:05,629 --> 01:02:09,216
I could not stand the silence.
No male.
918
01:02:09,300 --> 01:02:10,634
No, yeah.
919
01:02:10,718 --> 01:02:15,431
You wind up doing... push-ups
in the asparagus garden.
920
01:02:15,514 --> 01:02:16,640
You know?
921
01:02:22,146 --> 01:02:23,022
What's so funny?
922
01:02:23,105 --> 01:02:24,899
Nuns.
923
01:02:24,982 --> 01:02:27,443
Yeah. They weren't so funny when
they were hitting me with a ruler.
924
01:02:29,403 --> 01:02:32,031
First thing you gotta do is look at
the lease. Is that, uh, the lease?
925
01:02:32,114 --> 01:02:33,657
We already look at the lease.
926
01:02:33,741 --> 01:02:35,117
It's good.
927
01:02:35,201 --> 01:02:37,369
Oh, yeah? I'm gonna
look it over.
928
01:02:43,167 --> 01:02:46,921
Two percent increase a year,
six years still remaining.
929
01:02:47,004 --> 01:02:49,715
There's just one
thing I want to make better.
930
01:02:50,382 --> 01:02:51,258
Oh, yeah?
931
01:02:51,342 --> 01:02:52,927
- New sinks.
- Hmm.
932
01:02:53,761 --> 01:02:55,346
Those are disgust.
933
01:02:55,429 --> 01:02:59,016
We can do that, sure.
934
01:02:59,099 --> 01:03:00,893
This is some
fantastic salsicce.
935
01:03:00,976 --> 01:03:02,394
Guarda basso.
936
01:03:05,314 --> 01:03:07,858
I am worried about
the fucking boiler, though.
937
01:03:07,942 --> 01:03:09,735
Looked like shit.
938
01:03:09,819 --> 01:03:11,237
Inspector says it's fine.
939
01:03:11,320 --> 01:03:13,781
Okay, okay. But the thing
about remodeling is,
940
01:03:13,864 --> 01:03:15,574
you start with the sinks
and then you go,
941
01:03:15,658 --> 01:03:16,700
"We might as well do this
other thing while we're at it."
942
01:03:16,784 --> 01:03:17,660
It spins out of control.
943
01:03:17,743 --> 01:03:18,619
Ah.
944
01:03:20,412 --> 01:03:22,873
We don't want to be pouring
good money after bad.
945
01:03:24,583 --> 01:03:26,794
Can you stop eating
for one minute?
946
01:03:28,462 --> 01:03:31,924
Finisci di mangiare
poi stammi a sentire.
947
01:03:32,007 --> 01:03:35,636
No capisce,
but I'm all fuckin' ears.
948
01:03:35,719 --> 01:03:38,180
So we're not going to buy it
for me, the beauty parlor?
949
01:03:38,264 --> 01:03:41,559
All I'm saying, I don't want us
walking into a stupid situation.
950
01:03:41,642 --> 01:03:42,935
You think I'm stupid?
951
01:03:43,018 --> 01:03:44,895
Oh, let me ask you,
what are you, on the rag?
952
01:03:44,979 --> 01:03:48,399
Every time I say something you don't
like, you ask me if I'm...
953
01:03:48,482 --> 01:03:50,192
il marchese.
954
01:03:50,276 --> 01:03:53,612
First you tell me to find a store
I can turn into beauty parlor.
955
01:03:53,696 --> 01:03:55,739
I do that.
You say it looks good.
956
01:03:55,823 --> 01:03:59,493
Then you say, "No, let's buy a
place already a beauty parlor."
957
01:03:59,577 --> 01:04:02,037
I find this place.
Now the boiler!
958
01:04:02,121 --> 01:04:04,290
Sweetheart, why are we arguing
about fucking plumbing?
959
01:04:04,373 --> 01:04:06,917
I always want to do
right by you!
960
01:04:07,001 --> 01:04:09,086
You know, I love you!
961
01:04:09,169 --> 01:04:10,504
Io ti voglio piu bene di quanto tu
ne vuoi a me, lo vuoi capire o no?
962
01:04:10,588 --> 01:04:11,881
You know
I don't speak Italian!
963
01:04:11,964 --> 01:04:13,632
Maybe you should learn!
964
01:04:13,716 --> 01:04:14,925
Oh, where you going?
965
01:04:15,009 --> 01:04:17,344
To put on a robe.
I'm cold.
966
01:04:38,908 --> 01:04:41,035
Better hurry up.
Pot roast night.
967
01:04:41,118 --> 01:04:42,870
Right. You know Wednesdays
I gotta go home.
968
01:04:42,953 --> 01:04:44,330
And what are you
getting so pissy about?
969
01:04:44,413 --> 01:04:46,290
Why did I make the sausage?
970
01:04:47,625 --> 01:04:48,918
To make me happy?
971
01:04:49,919 --> 01:04:51,378
Because I love it?
972
01:04:51,462 --> 01:04:53,672
But it's not as good as
Joanne's fucking pot roast.
973
01:04:53,756 --> 01:04:55,716
Oh, you're digging
at Joanne again.
974
01:04:55,799 --> 01:04:56,884
I hate her.
975
01:04:56,967 --> 01:05:00,554
Of course you do.
It's only natural.
976
01:05:00,638 --> 01:05:03,349
Go home and eat.
I don't want the beauty salon.
977
01:05:03,432 --> 01:05:04,642
No, vaffanculo.
978
01:05:04,725 --> 01:05:06,060
Motherfucker!
979
01:05:07,978 --> 01:05:09,772
You think you know everything!
980
01:05:32,962 --> 01:05:34,672
Jackie, you drive stick?
981
01:05:34,755 --> 01:05:36,215
- Fuck no.
- I do!
982
01:05:36,298 --> 01:05:37,174
You drive.
983
01:05:37,257 --> 01:05:39,134
Grab his arm, hold him down.
984
01:05:39,969 --> 01:05:41,470
Fucking punks!
985
01:05:47,768 --> 01:05:49,728
We're gonna get in
so much fucking trouble!
986
01:05:49,812 --> 01:05:52,064
My father's gonna
use the belt on me!
987
01:05:52,147 --> 01:05:53,816
You little shit!
988
01:05:53,899 --> 01:05:58,320
If anybody tells anybody about
this, next time we use the belt.
989
01:05:58,404 --> 01:06:02,032
♪ Stand back, stand back,
stand back, ♪
990
01:06:02,116 --> 01:06:07,871
♪ It's my freedom Ah,
don't worry 'bout me, babe ♪
991
01:06:07,955 --> 01:06:10,874
Oh! Come here!
Free ice cream!
992
01:06:17,172 --> 01:06:18,882
Here, here.
993
01:06:21,635 --> 01:06:23,053
Get more of it.
994
01:06:27,474 --> 01:06:30,394
Here, here. Here you go.
Here you go.
995
01:06:30,477 --> 01:06:33,814
How 'bout this one?
There you go, sweetheart.
996
01:06:36,817 --> 01:06:38,777
That manicott
at Vesuvio's is so rich.
997
01:06:38,861 --> 01:06:41,155
How'd you hear about them
throwing Mister Softee a beating?
998
01:06:41,238 --> 01:06:43,407
His cousin Tony
Blundetto told Janice.
999
01:06:43,490 --> 01:06:45,617
I was down in the
islands when he pulled that shit.
1000
01:06:45,701 --> 01:06:48,579
If I was home, I'd have given
him a schiaffo he'd never forget.
1001
01:06:48,662 --> 01:06:50,330
What's he want to be
when he gets older?
1002
01:06:50,414 --> 01:06:52,750
Thinks he's gonna be
a football player.
1003
01:06:52,833 --> 01:06:56,170
He's good.
I don't think he's pro material.
1004
01:06:56,253 --> 01:06:57,880
What do you think, Dick?
1005
01:06:57,963 --> 01:07:00,883
Probably not. But who knows,
he puts on a few pounds,
1006
01:07:00,966 --> 01:07:02,676
four years of college ball...
1007
01:07:02,760 --> 01:07:04,636
He should go to work
for my cousin Frank
1008
01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:06,430
in the patio
furniture business.
1009
01:07:06,513 --> 01:07:07,723
Here we go with that tune.
1010
01:07:07,806 --> 01:07:09,183
So maybe he's not
a ball player, but Li,
1011
01:07:09,266 --> 01:07:10,476
you don't wanna step
on the kid's dream.
1012
01:07:10,559 --> 01:07:11,894
You always
take his side.
1013
01:07:11,977 --> 01:07:14,271
Look, you give him
the best advice you can,
1014
01:07:14,354 --> 01:07:17,066
you lead by example,
he'll make the right decision.
1015
01:07:17,149 --> 01:07:19,443
This kid's got what it takes.
That's what I'm saying.
1016
01:07:19,526 --> 01:07:22,279
We all do things like that
when we're kids, right?
1017
01:07:22,362 --> 01:07:24,114
Beat up the Mister Softee man.
1018
01:07:24,198 --> 01:07:27,409
If my Christopher grew up to be like
Tony, I'd be goddamn proud of him.
1019
01:07:27,493 --> 01:07:29,161
I told him the other day,
I said,
1020
01:07:29,244 --> 01:07:31,580
"You play football for a
career, it doesn't last long.
1021
01:07:31,663 --> 01:07:34,583
You wind up an old crippled
man by the time you're 32."
1022
01:07:34,666 --> 01:07:38,212
Bobby Piocosta, he's a junior,
on Anthony's team.
1023
01:07:38,295 --> 01:07:40,631
He fractured
his shoulder last week.
1024
01:07:40,714 --> 01:07:42,257
The mother was hysterical.
1025
01:07:42,341 --> 01:07:44,468
They had to take him to
a specialist at St. Barnabas.
1026
01:07:44,551 --> 01:07:46,178
You think the school's
gonna pay for that?
1027
01:07:46,261 --> 01:07:48,138
That's some
Christmas present, huh?
1028
01:07:48,222 --> 01:07:51,683
Having your kid laid up. He can't
help outside, hang the decorations.
1029
01:07:51,767 --> 01:07:53,477
He can't help
shovel the walk...
1030
01:08:05,739 --> 01:08:07,282
Don't give me that look.
1031
01:08:32,099 --> 01:08:34,268
I though it will be different.
1032
01:08:36,228 --> 01:08:37,187
What?
1033
01:08:38,981 --> 01:08:40,983
Make love with a Black man.
1034
01:08:42,276 --> 01:08:43,235
Is it?
1035
01:08:45,571 --> 01:08:46,446
No.
1036
01:08:49,616 --> 01:08:52,703
It's all about
Italian men, huh?
1037
01:08:52,786 --> 01:08:55,539
There's stories about Dean
Martin and Rossano Brazzi,
1038
01:08:55,622 --> 01:08:57,124
how they're great lovers.
1039
01:08:58,792 --> 01:09:00,043
If you feed them.
1040
01:09:02,880 --> 01:09:04,548
Oh!
1041
01:09:04,631 --> 01:09:08,218
You gotta give Dickie his
meatballs and his noodles.
1042
01:09:08,302 --> 01:09:10,345
I'm Dickie's comare.
1043
01:09:13,932 --> 01:09:17,728
Dickie and his friends,
they like their women to stay at home.
1044
01:09:17,811 --> 01:09:19,730
Don't go out.
1045
01:09:19,813 --> 01:09:21,857
Wait on them, hand and feet.
1046
01:09:25,068 --> 01:09:27,321
I'd stack my bread
if you were my girl.
1047
01:09:29,031 --> 01:09:30,574
You want to have
your own beauty parlor?
1048
01:09:30,657 --> 01:09:33,243
Knock yourself out.
I'd even back it.
1049
01:09:33,327 --> 01:09:35,287
You want your woman to work?
1050
01:09:35,370 --> 01:09:37,581
No, but I'd be
real proud of her.
1051
01:09:38,707 --> 01:09:40,834
Owning a business.
1052
01:09:40,918 --> 01:09:43,337
My mama used to
take in the washing.
1053
01:09:45,005 --> 01:09:47,132
I always respected her
for that.
1054
01:09:54,389 --> 01:09:58,602
Dickie says colored men don't
have no head for making money.
1055
01:10:11,740 --> 01:10:13,992
Well, that's what
we're gonna find out.
1056
01:10:27,923 --> 01:10:31,260
You will not
be able to stay home brother!
1057
01:10:31,343 --> 01:10:33,553
Four, two, seven.
1058
01:10:33,637 --> 01:10:35,013
Box it for me?
1059
01:10:35,097 --> 01:10:36,974
You know, another nurse
hit the number last night.
1060
01:10:37,057 --> 01:10:38,267
Big time.
1061
01:10:38,350 --> 01:10:40,143
Damn. Who was it?
1062
01:10:40,227 --> 01:10:42,229
What do I know, it was
up in the First Ward.
1063
01:10:42,312 --> 01:10:43,981
It was, uh...
It was St. Michaels.
1064
01:10:44,064 --> 01:10:46,984
That jinxes it for me.
1065
01:10:47,067 --> 01:10:48,694
The revolution
will not be brought to you
1066
01:10:48,777 --> 01:10:50,862
by the Schaefer Award Theatre.
1067
01:10:50,946 --> 01:10:54,449
And will not star Natalie Woods and
Steve McQueen or Bullwinkle and Julia.
1068
01:10:56,576 --> 01:10:59,288
See, the law of averages say you
got the same chance of hitting
1069
01:10:59,371 --> 01:11:00,664
as any two random people.
1070
01:11:00,747 --> 01:11:02,582
Yeah, but two people
at the same time
1071
01:11:02,666 --> 01:11:04,376
don't have
the same chance of winning.
1072
01:11:04,459 --> 01:11:05,877
That's the law of averages.
1073
01:11:05,961 --> 01:11:08,463
That's a fallacy, Ms.
Johnson. It's all random.
1074
01:11:08,547 --> 01:11:10,090
You don't understand fate.
1075
01:11:13,677 --> 01:11:15,470
What do you got
for me, professor?
1076
01:11:17,806 --> 01:11:18,807
See you tomorrow.
1077
01:11:26,231 --> 01:11:28,442
Tomorrow there'll be
a brother here for the pickup.
1078
01:11:30,694 --> 01:11:32,612
No more whitey's cut.
1079
01:11:40,704 --> 01:11:42,164
What the fuck, man?
1080
01:11:45,709 --> 01:11:48,170
The revolution will be live.
1081
01:11:56,303 --> 01:12:01,433
And this Black guy,
Harold McBrayer, popped one of my guys.
1082
01:12:01,516 --> 01:12:03,393
He used to be a runner
of mine.
1083
01:12:03,477 --> 01:12:05,771
We don't know who ordered it.
We can't find McBrayer.
1084
01:12:06,980 --> 01:12:09,107
So what do you
want from me?
1085
01:12:09,191 --> 01:12:12,194
I was thinking maybe
you could ask in here.
1086
01:12:12,277 --> 01:12:14,279
Nation of Islam,
talk to Alonzo Turner,
1087
01:12:14,363 --> 01:12:15,906
see if any of them
knows anything.
1088
01:12:15,989 --> 01:12:18,408
I don't talk
to people in here.
1089
01:12:19,868 --> 01:12:21,495
I mostly read all day.
1090
01:12:25,582 --> 01:12:28,001
How you doing
on your merit badges?
1091
01:12:30,796 --> 01:12:33,423
I'm coaching
a beep baseball team.
1092
01:12:33,507 --> 01:12:35,008
A who?
1093
01:12:35,092 --> 01:12:38,220
It's baseball. For blind kids.
1094
01:12:39,888 --> 01:12:41,348
Get the fuck outta here.
1095
01:12:41,431 --> 01:12:42,933
No, for real.
1096
01:12:53,026 --> 01:12:54,736
Run, run, run, come on!
1097
01:12:54,820 --> 01:12:56,238
Shortstop, left!
1098
01:12:57,656 --> 01:12:59,616
Attaboy!
1099
01:12:59,700 --> 01:13:02,911
Way to go, Coach.
Our boys looked sterling out there today.
1100
01:13:02,994 --> 01:13:06,415
Two, four, six, eight,
who do we appreciate?
1101
01:13:06,498 --> 01:13:10,377
Coach Moltisanti!
Coach Moltisanti!
1102
01:13:10,460 --> 01:13:11,962
You're a saint!
1103
01:14:01,761 --> 01:14:04,055
- Oh, shit!
- Gun!
1104
01:14:06,975 --> 01:14:09,019
Where's Harold?
1105
01:14:09,102 --> 01:14:11,354
In your mother's
fat guinea ass.
1106
01:14:11,438 --> 01:14:13,023
You take that back!
1107
01:14:13,106 --> 01:14:15,317
Who put him up to it,
Angelo Salerno?
1108
01:14:16,026 --> 01:14:17,527
Anthony Bello?
1109
01:14:17,611 --> 01:14:19,112
Chef Boyardee.
1110
01:14:20,572 --> 01:14:22,365
Come.
1111
01:14:24,075 --> 01:14:25,368
Put him on the table!
1112
01:14:27,245 --> 01:14:29,080
Pussy, grab his legs.
1113
01:14:31,833 --> 01:14:34,544
What are you gonna do,
rotate my tires?
1114
01:14:37,797 --> 01:14:39,549
Dick, I just got this jacket.
1115
01:14:43,303 --> 01:14:44,221
You...
1116
01:14:46,306 --> 01:14:47,766
Open!
1117
01:14:47,849 --> 01:14:48,725
What about it?
1118
01:14:48,808 --> 01:14:49,893
Fuck you!
1119
01:14:55,440 --> 01:14:56,399
Stop for a minute!
1120
01:14:56,483 --> 01:14:58,527
God damn it!
1121
01:14:58,610 --> 01:15:01,071
Oh! I don't fucking...
1122
01:15:01,988 --> 01:15:03,573
So?
1123
01:15:05,575 --> 01:15:08,078
Harold! Harold McBrayer!
1124
01:15:08,161 --> 01:15:09,621
I asked you
whose idea it was!
1125
01:15:09,704 --> 01:15:12,958
I told you! It was Harold!
Nobody put him up to it!
1126
01:15:13,041 --> 01:15:14,167
Oh.
1127
01:15:33,562 --> 01:15:35,480
The fucker
acted on his own?
1128
01:15:37,190 --> 01:15:38,275
All right, Dickie.
1129
01:15:38,358 --> 01:15:40,235
Go get it.
1130
01:15:42,862 --> 01:15:46,950
That fall, Johnny moved
to the suburbs, the Black thing.
1131
01:15:47,033 --> 01:15:50,287
And he was seriously earning.
1132
01:15:50,370 --> 01:15:53,456
This move made Tony half a
pussy, in my estimation.
1133
01:15:55,542 --> 01:15:58,336
What made
you think it was a good idea
1134
01:15:58,420 --> 01:16:00,797
to steal the answers
to the geometry test?
1135
01:16:02,716 --> 01:16:06,094
I didn't study,
and, uh, I needed to pass,
1136
01:16:06,177 --> 01:16:08,763
so I could stay
on the football team.
1137
01:16:08,847 --> 01:16:10,181
You know,
1138
01:16:10,265 --> 01:16:12,183
you got Charlie Nodzak
in trouble, too,
1139
01:16:12,267 --> 01:16:15,228
when you paid him
for the answers.
1140
01:16:15,312 --> 01:16:17,689
Well, he was the only kid
I knew on the mimeo squad.
1141
01:16:17,772 --> 01:16:20,567
Well, Charlie was
on the honor roll.
1142
01:16:20,650 --> 01:16:22,736
And you're missing the point.
1143
01:16:22,819 --> 01:16:24,946
You know stealing
the tests was wrong.
1144
01:16:27,198 --> 01:16:29,034
Yeah, I guess so.
1145
01:16:29,117 --> 01:16:30,869
But if you're gonna
kick me out of school,
1146
01:16:30,952 --> 01:16:33,538
I mean, you should just do it,
instead of us talking about it.
1147
01:16:35,915 --> 01:16:37,917
You talk a lot at home?
1148
01:16:40,170 --> 01:16:41,421
I don't know.
1149
01:16:43,632 --> 01:16:47,844
Well, your dad, for example,
what does he talk to you about?
1150
01:16:51,097 --> 01:16:52,140
The lawn.
1151
01:16:53,099 --> 01:16:54,434
What about the lawn?
1152
01:16:55,685 --> 01:16:57,520
I don't know,
1153
01:16:57,604 --> 01:17:01,566
he goes to Yankee Stadium and he comes
home and says our lawn looks crummy.
1154
01:17:01,650 --> 01:17:05,737
What about your mother?
Is she someone who likes to talk a lot?
1155
01:17:07,614 --> 01:17:08,698
I guess so.
1156
01:17:11,284 --> 01:17:12,160
Well...
1157
01:17:13,328 --> 01:17:15,121
what makes her happy?
1158
01:17:15,872 --> 01:17:16,956
Happy?
1159
01:17:17,040 --> 01:17:18,249
My mother?
1160
01:17:23,755 --> 01:17:25,757
Let's go, Anthony.
1161
01:17:25,840 --> 01:17:29,135
I wonder if I could talk
to you for a moment alone, Mrs. Soprano?
1162
01:17:30,136 --> 01:17:31,596
Well, it's gonna
have to be fast,
1163
01:17:31,680 --> 01:17:33,306
'cause I'm parked
at the hydrant.
1164
01:17:38,812 --> 01:17:40,939
On the basis
of the Stanford-Binet,
1165
01:17:41,022 --> 01:17:43,566
he's high IQ,
but you know that.
1166
01:17:43,650 --> 01:17:47,445
You can't prove it by me.
He's got a D-plus average.
1167
01:17:47,529 --> 01:17:51,991
Well, that's because he doesn't
apply himself, but he is smart.
1168
01:17:52,075 --> 01:17:58,832
There's a big difference between
a smart person and a smart aleck.
1169
01:17:58,915 --> 01:18:04,087
I also administered the Briggs-Myer
personality inventory just now,
1170
01:18:04,170 --> 01:18:06,506
and the results tell us,
he's a leader.
1171
01:18:07,799 --> 01:18:11,428
"Enthusiastic,
insightful, playful."
1172
01:18:11,511 --> 01:18:14,139
Ah, you're talking
through your hat.
1173
01:18:17,308 --> 01:18:19,936
He did tell me one thing
I'd like to share with you.
1174
01:18:20,019 --> 01:18:22,564
But it's gotta be fast,
because I'm still at the hydrant.
1175
01:18:22,647 --> 01:18:24,274
Do you remember
a children's book called
1176
01:18:24,357 --> 01:18:25,734
- Sutter's Mill?
- No.
1177
01:18:25,817 --> 01:18:28,403
About the gold rush
in California?
1178
01:18:28,486 --> 01:18:31,156
Yeah, maybe I do. Yeah?
1179
01:18:31,239 --> 01:18:35,368
He told me about a night
your husband was... away.
1180
01:18:37,537 --> 01:18:39,748
And you got in the bed
with Anthony and hugged him.
1181
01:18:47,213 --> 01:18:48,465
He said that?
1182
01:18:48,548 --> 01:18:52,177
No, his exact words were
you "snuggled up close."
1183
01:19:00,560 --> 01:19:03,980
Yeah. Yeah,
I remember that now.
1184
01:19:04,063 --> 01:19:06,483
You read to him
from that book.
1185
01:19:06,566 --> 01:19:08,401
Long into the night,
apparently.
1186
01:19:08,485 --> 01:19:10,737
He remembered details.
1187
01:19:10,820 --> 01:19:12,489
He didn't know
the word "ingot,"
1188
01:19:12,572 --> 01:19:14,866
and you explained it to him.
1189
01:19:20,205 --> 01:19:23,124
He said it was one of his
best memories of his life.
1190
01:19:35,011 --> 01:19:36,930
Is that a hotel Bible?
1191
01:19:38,765 --> 01:19:40,600
I forget where I got it.
1192
01:19:41,601 --> 01:19:44,813
Baby, Cousin Cyril is dead.
1193
01:20:01,704 --> 01:20:03,164
You're supposed
to do an hour.
1194
01:20:03,248 --> 01:20:05,291
It's an hour on,
ten minutes off.
1195
01:20:05,375 --> 01:20:08,211
All of a sudden youse two are
only on 40 minutes and then disappear.
1196
01:20:08,294 --> 01:20:10,421
We don't know
where the fuck you are.
1197
01:20:10,505 --> 01:20:13,091
We're off somewhere thinking, "What more
can we do for Gentleman Dick and Johnny?"
1198
01:20:13,174 --> 01:20:14,717
Don't get cute.
1199
01:20:14,801 --> 01:20:16,719
Where's Giuseppina tonight?
1200
01:20:17,846 --> 01:20:19,889
The movies
with her girlfriend.
1201
01:20:19,973 --> 01:20:21,516
I would eat her shit.
1202
01:20:21,599 --> 01:20:22,725
Oh!
1203
01:20:26,437 --> 01:20:28,481
You don't talk
about her that way.
1204
01:20:28,565 --> 01:20:30,733
In fact, you don't
talk about her at all.
1205
01:20:30,817 --> 01:20:32,068
Hey, take it easy!
1206
01:20:32,151 --> 01:20:34,070
I love her. I love her!
1207
01:20:34,153 --> 01:20:36,030
Get down!
1208
01:20:38,825 --> 01:20:40,660
- Hey, asshole!
- Dickie!
1209
01:20:41,619 --> 01:20:42,495
Motherfucker!
1210
01:20:49,919 --> 01:20:51,588
Come on, you fucker.
Come here.
1211
01:20:51,671 --> 01:20:53,256
You like that, huh?
1212
01:20:53,339 --> 01:20:55,049
- How 'bout that?
- Come on, you motherfuckers.
1213
01:20:57,594 --> 01:20:58,928
Fuck!
1214
01:21:10,565 --> 01:21:13,818
No, no, no! Frankie,
Frankie, Frankie! Frankie!
1215
01:21:14,694 --> 01:21:15,612
No!
1216
01:21:16,946 --> 01:21:17,947
You mother...
1217
01:21:22,035 --> 01:21:22,952
Shit!
1218
01:22:55,628 --> 01:22:57,255
Anthony, come eat!
1219
01:23:02,635 --> 01:23:04,053
There's my big boy.
1220
01:23:04,137 --> 01:23:06,222
Oh, cool, man, a hamburger.
1221
01:23:06,305 --> 01:23:08,891
I thought you'd like a change
from a mortadella sandwich.
1222
01:23:08,975 --> 01:23:10,727
I made it special for you.
1223
01:23:13,479 --> 01:23:15,023
You look nice.
1224
01:23:15,106 --> 01:23:16,774
Aw.
1225
01:23:16,858 --> 01:23:20,361
Me and Aunt Mary are going to
the city to see No, No, Nanette.
1226
01:23:21,321 --> 01:23:22,405
What's that?
1227
01:23:22,488 --> 01:23:24,157
Broadway. A play.
1228
01:23:24,240 --> 01:23:26,909
Shoes are killing my bunions.
1229
01:23:26,993 --> 01:23:29,454
You should go see
Dr. Cuomo.
1230
01:23:29,537 --> 01:23:31,873
We don't go to him anymore.
1231
01:23:32,749 --> 01:23:34,167
We don't?
1232
01:23:34,250 --> 01:23:37,253
He said some
very rude things to me.
1233
01:23:37,336 --> 01:23:38,463
Like what?
1234
01:23:38,546 --> 01:23:42,258
He wants me to take pills
for my sleeping.
1235
01:23:42,341 --> 01:23:44,260
And... and other things.
1236
01:23:45,845 --> 01:23:47,680
I'm not some lunatic.
1237
01:23:49,098 --> 01:23:51,434
No, but maybe some
medicine would be good.
1238
01:23:51,517 --> 01:23:54,437
Ah, you and your father.
Why don't you get in line to blame me?
1239
01:23:54,520 --> 01:23:56,606
I wasn't blaming you,
I was just saying...
1240
01:23:56,689 --> 01:24:00,318
This new thing...
called Elavil.
1241
01:24:00,401 --> 01:24:02,236
For people who are sick
in the head.
1242
01:24:06,699 --> 01:24:12,455
♪ Go runnin' for the shelterOf a mother's little helper ♪
1243
01:24:12,538 --> 01:24:13,372
What?
1244
01:24:14,373 --> 01:24:15,958
It's a song.
1245
01:24:16,042 --> 01:24:17,043
It's by the Stones.
1246
01:24:17,126 --> 01:24:19,003
Exactly what I'm talking about.
1247
01:24:19,087 --> 01:24:21,631
They're drug addicts.
I don't take drugs.
1248
01:24:21,714 --> 01:24:25,343
The song's not saying
that you take drugs, it's...
1249
01:24:28,846 --> 01:24:31,057
You smoking marijuana,
I suppose?
1250
01:24:32,016 --> 01:24:33,810
Mom, I'm on the team.
1251
01:24:33,893 --> 01:24:36,813
Your sister is.
I'm almost sure of it.
1252
01:24:36,896 --> 01:24:39,148
- This hamburger's great, Mom. It's really good.
- Agh!
1253
01:24:39,232 --> 01:24:41,484
Go on.
1254
01:24:41,567 --> 01:24:43,402
I went to all that trouble
1255
01:24:43,486 --> 01:24:45,988
just so we could have a nice
conversation for once, and for what?
1256
01:24:46,072 --> 01:24:48,866
How am I supposed to enjoy
a Broadway show
1257
01:24:48,950 --> 01:24:50,368
with my children
and their pot?
1258
01:24:50,451 --> 01:24:51,953
Ma, I don't smoke pot!
1259
01:24:52,036 --> 01:24:53,830
Well, your sister comes in here
smelling like a gypsy.
1260
01:24:53,913 --> 01:24:56,415
Well, I'm not my sister.
I'm always being accused.
1261
01:24:56,499 --> 01:24:59,669
Oh! Poor you!
1262
01:25:21,399 --> 01:25:23,651
Sempre, sì,sempre problemi al cuore.
1263
01:25:26,612 --> 01:25:27,905
Don't look so blue, kid.
1264
01:25:27,989 --> 01:25:31,033
You and me'll cut out,
go play catch.
1265
01:25:31,117 --> 01:25:32,535
It's raining.
1266
01:25:32,618 --> 01:25:33,995
...sa benedica,
gets put in the ground,
1267
01:25:34,078 --> 01:25:34,787
all they want to do
is eat my food.
1268
01:25:36,455 --> 01:25:39,083
It's not an Irish wake,
right, no food.
1269
01:25:39,167 --> 01:25:40,168
You get carried to your car.
1270
01:25:40,251 --> 01:25:42,003
Watch your step there, boss.
1271
01:25:46,674 --> 01:25:48,551
- How you doing?
- How you been?
1272
01:25:54,140 --> 01:25:55,474
Eckley,
how's the boy?
1273
01:25:55,558 --> 01:25:57,810
Wonder what they
talk about in there.
1274
01:26:06,986 --> 01:26:09,780
Uncle Dick, can I talk
to you for a minute?
1275
01:26:09,864 --> 01:26:11,282
What's up, Joe Cocker?
1276
01:26:11,365 --> 01:26:13,701
All right, I'm gonna
wait in the car.
1277
01:26:13,784 --> 01:26:15,578
You help her? Help her.
1278
01:26:15,661 --> 01:26:16,621
Well, spit it out.
1279
01:26:18,789 --> 01:26:20,833
You ever heard of this?
1280
01:26:22,168 --> 01:26:23,836
Yeah, so, what about it?
1281
01:26:23,920 --> 01:26:25,922
Well, my mom's been
in a bad mood lately.
1282
01:26:26,005 --> 01:26:27,924
Lately?
1283
01:26:28,007 --> 01:26:31,469
The doctor said that this medicine
could help her, but she won't take it.
1284
01:26:31,552 --> 01:26:33,012
So what do you want from me?
1285
01:26:33,095 --> 01:26:36,265
So I was thinking maybe
you could talk to her.
1286
01:26:36,349 --> 01:26:37,725
What about your old man?
1287
01:26:37,808 --> 01:26:40,019
Nah, she's not speaking to him.
He did something.
1288
01:26:40,102 --> 01:26:41,938
I see the way
she looks at you.
1289
01:26:42,021 --> 01:26:44,190
Always sits
next to you at dinners.
1290
01:26:44,273 --> 01:26:46,317
She bought you that
fur hat for Christmas.
1291
01:26:46,400 --> 01:26:48,110
I never wear it.
1292
01:26:48,194 --> 01:26:51,239
I mean... she looks up to you.
1293
01:26:51,322 --> 01:26:53,449
And maybe you could
get her some.
1294
01:26:53,532 --> 01:26:54,617
You need a prescription.
1295
01:26:54,700 --> 01:26:55,910
I can't get it
in my own name.
1296
01:26:55,993 --> 01:26:57,411
I know you can get anything.
1297
01:26:57,495 --> 01:26:58,788
Don't be a wise-ass.
1298
01:26:58,871 --> 01:27:01,791
I'm not, I'm just saying
it could make her happy.
1299
01:27:01,874 --> 01:27:03,084
Even Janice says.
1300
01:27:03,167 --> 01:27:04,460
Janice.
1301
01:27:04,544 --> 01:27:06,087
There's somebody we all
want to take advice from.
1302
01:27:08,339 --> 01:27:09,340
Anthony!
1303
01:27:10,424 --> 01:27:12,260
The pros play in the rain.
1304
01:27:14,303 --> 01:27:15,805
- Ah, what are you doing, Jun'?
- Uncle Jun'!
1305
01:27:19,558 --> 01:27:21,310
Oh, Madonna mia!
1306
01:27:21,394 --> 01:27:22,562
Stay down. Don't move him!
1307
01:27:22,645 --> 01:27:23,813
Uncle Jun'!
1308
01:27:23,896 --> 01:27:25,064
I just said
don't move him!
1309
01:27:26,607 --> 01:27:28,276
Your sister's cunt!
1310
01:27:28,359 --> 01:27:29,652
Corrado!
1311
01:27:29,735 --> 01:27:31,862
I'm calling an ambulance.
God damn it.
1312
01:27:31,946 --> 01:27:33,823
Here you go. Here you go.
1313
01:27:33,906 --> 01:27:35,575
- Take my hand.
- Cocksucker!
1314
01:27:43,582 --> 01:27:49,588
♪ No one here can love
or understand me ♪
1315
01:27:49,672 --> 01:27:55,177
♪ Oh, what hard luck stories
they all hand me ♪
1316
01:27:55,261 --> 01:27:58,848
These are Frank Sinatra, Jr.
tickets for your uncle.
1317
01:27:58,931 --> 01:28:02,184
I gotta fly down
to the dog track.
1318
01:28:02,268 --> 01:28:05,354
They boast a string
of hits that seems to have no end,
1319
01:28:05,438 --> 01:28:07,189
out of Philadelphia,
Pennsylvania,
1320
01:28:07,273 --> 01:28:09,942
the mighty Delfonics.
1321
01:28:11,027 --> 01:28:14,697
Hey, kid.
How's your rash?
1322
01:28:14,780 --> 01:28:16,240
Uncle Dickie around?
1323
01:28:20,995 --> 01:28:21,954
Hey.
1324
01:28:29,128 --> 01:28:30,087
Mezzanine?
1325
01:28:30,838 --> 01:28:32,048
What the fuck.
1326
01:28:32,757 --> 01:28:33,716
What?
1327
01:28:34,508 --> 01:28:35,843
That medicine.
1328
01:28:35,926 --> 01:28:37,094
Oh...
1329
01:28:37,178 --> 01:28:39,096
You nervous Nellie,
I got stuff to do.
1330
01:28:43,976 --> 01:28:45,728
Hey, hey, come here.
1331
01:28:45,811 --> 01:28:47,521
I want to show you something.
1332
01:28:55,404 --> 01:28:57,823
Holy shit. JBLs.
1333
01:29:00,201 --> 01:29:02,536
A pair of them are yours
to take home.
1334
01:29:03,412 --> 01:29:05,581
Yeah, well, they're hot.
1335
01:29:05,664 --> 01:29:07,041
Eh, fell off a truck.
1336
01:29:07,833 --> 01:29:09,251
Far out, man.
1337
01:29:11,545 --> 01:29:13,339
Oh!
1338
01:29:13,422 --> 01:29:14,465
Ten-inch woofers.
1339
01:29:17,510 --> 01:29:18,844
I want to go to college.
1340
01:29:18,928 --> 01:29:20,596
I can't get caught
with shit like this.
1341
01:29:20,679 --> 01:29:22,431
Okay, my friend Hesh...
1342
01:29:22,515 --> 01:29:25,601
says only goys
and children pay retail.
1343
01:29:25,684 --> 01:29:28,604
This isn't wholesale,
it's totally on the arm.
1344
01:29:31,857 --> 01:29:33,526
Look...
1345
01:29:33,609 --> 01:29:37,279
You want to be a civilian,
I appreciate that. I'm all for it.
1346
01:29:37,363 --> 01:29:39,532
But pay attention to me
for once, okay?
1347
01:29:39,615 --> 01:29:41,325
You take the speakers, right?
1348
01:29:41,409 --> 01:29:44,912
At the same time, you promise
yourself these speakers are it.
1349
01:29:44,995 --> 01:29:46,580
Now, you say to yourself,
1350
01:29:46,664 --> 01:29:48,916
"This is the last time I'm
ever gonna steal something."
1351
01:29:48,999 --> 01:29:50,334
And you stick to it.
1352
01:29:53,087 --> 01:29:54,422
It's that simple.
1353
01:30:18,320 --> 01:30:21,031
Maybe... Maybe
I should get on top.
1354
01:30:35,504 --> 01:30:36,505
Agh!
1355
01:30:36,589 --> 01:30:40,176
Fucking Dickie Moltisanti!
1356
01:30:44,430 --> 01:30:46,223
It's more than a month now!
1357
01:30:46,307 --> 01:30:47,892
For God's sake, Corrado.
1358
01:30:47,975 --> 01:30:50,853
He didn't push you down the
stairs, you slipped.
1359
01:30:50,936 --> 01:30:52,897
He got a good laugh
out of it, though.
1360
01:30:58,152 --> 01:31:00,196
Any excuse not to fuck.
1361
01:31:04,950 --> 01:31:06,702
They don't vote the
motherfucker out of the White House,
1362
01:31:06,785 --> 01:31:09,371
somebody gonna
assassinate his lying ass.
1363
01:31:09,455 --> 01:31:11,499
Azalea, you got it!
1364
01:31:13,292 --> 01:31:15,085
Say, hey!
1365
01:31:15,169 --> 01:31:17,796
There's my farm boy
from the Garden State.
1366
01:31:17,880 --> 01:31:19,381
Where's my tomatoes?
1367
01:31:19,465 --> 01:31:20,883
Brought you collard greens.
1368
01:31:20,966 --> 01:31:23,344
Ah, now you talkin'.
1369
01:31:25,221 --> 01:31:26,263
Sit down.
1370
01:31:26,347 --> 01:31:28,933
Have a hot chocolate
and Baileys.
1371
01:31:29,016 --> 01:31:30,142
So, we square?
1372
01:31:30,226 --> 01:31:32,144
Ooh, Chanel.
1373
01:31:37,441 --> 01:31:38,234
Small bills.
1374
01:31:38,317 --> 01:31:39,610
You're doing good.
1375
01:31:39,693 --> 01:31:41,237
Soon I'll be in
the stratosphere with you.
1376
01:31:41,320 --> 01:31:42,696
Call me Buzz Aldrin.
1377
01:31:42,780 --> 01:31:45,449
Well, Buzz,
gonna hype you again.
1378
01:31:45,533 --> 01:31:47,201
State lottery's coming.
1379
01:31:47,284 --> 01:31:50,246
Your woman's not gonna be wearing
French footwear very long.
1380
01:31:50,329 --> 01:31:51,872
Now, with smack,
1381
01:31:51,956 --> 01:31:55,125
you got white kids coming in
from Long Island, New Jersey,
1382
01:31:55,209 --> 01:31:57,294
Westchester
to the East Village,
1383
01:31:57,378 --> 01:32:00,673
paying 30 bucks to
stick their arm in a hole.
1384
01:32:00,756 --> 01:32:04,552
Invisible person on the
other side finds a vein,
1385
01:32:04,635 --> 01:32:05,886
shoots 'em up...
1386
01:32:07,763 --> 01:32:09,557
Should tell you something
about the future.
1387
01:32:09,640 --> 01:32:12,059
You make a good point.
We'll talk.
1388
01:32:12,142 --> 01:32:12,977
Thanks.
1389
01:32:15,980 --> 01:32:17,648
This week I gotta...
1390
01:32:17,731 --> 01:32:21,527
gotta do something about this
guinea motherfucker or he'll do me.
1391
01:32:21,610 --> 01:32:23,362
Ah, DiMeo?
1392
01:32:23,445 --> 01:32:25,406
Nah, Dickie Moltisanti.
1393
01:32:26,949 --> 01:32:29,410
Controls the numbers,
whole rest of Newark.
1394
01:32:29,493 --> 01:32:31,787
You maybe need
an assist on the play?
1395
01:32:34,582 --> 01:32:37,126
Why would you want
to do that for me?
1396
01:32:37,209 --> 01:32:40,337
I got my own issues
with the Five Families.
1397
01:32:40,421 --> 01:32:42,214
I appreciate it, Frank, but...
1398
01:32:43,299 --> 01:32:45,467
Terms of the community.
1399
01:32:45,551 --> 01:32:47,344
I'd better do this myself.
1400
01:32:49,096 --> 01:32:50,431
Darryl.
1401
01:32:57,146 --> 01:32:58,856
Merry Christmas, Buzz.
1402
01:33:14,997 --> 01:33:19,668
♪ If I venturedin the slipstream ♪
1403
01:33:19,752 --> 01:33:23,088
♪ Between the viaductsof your dream ♪
1404
01:33:25,174 --> 01:33:28,761
♪ Where immobilesteel rims crack ♪
1405
01:33:28,844 --> 01:33:32,681
♪ And the ditchin the back roads stop ♪
1406
01:33:34,516 --> 01:33:37,102
♪ Could you find me ♪
1407
01:33:39,104 --> 01:33:42,816
♪ Would you kiss-a my eyes? ♪
1408
01:33:43,776 --> 01:33:46,403
♪ To lay me down ♪
1409
01:33:47,446 --> 01:33:50,699
♪ In silence easy ♪
1410
01:33:50,783 --> 01:33:52,701
♪ To be born again ♪
1411
01:33:55,454 --> 01:33:58,040
♪ To be born again ♪
1412
01:33:59,875 --> 01:34:01,627
♪ To be born again ♪
1413
01:34:03,837 --> 01:34:05,714
I'm so hungry.
1414
01:34:07,966 --> 01:34:10,344
I got news.
1415
01:34:10,427 --> 01:34:13,806
That beauty parlor?
I took it over.
1416
01:34:15,933 --> 01:34:17,351
For me?
1417
01:34:17,434 --> 01:34:19,353
We'll be partners.
1418
01:34:19,436 --> 01:34:21,105
It'll be in my name,
but you'll run it.
1419
01:34:21,188 --> 01:34:23,732
Exactly how you want it.
I'll be hands off.
1420
01:34:25,984 --> 01:34:28,362
Oh!
1421
01:34:30,155 --> 01:34:32,408
Oh, Dickie!
1422
01:34:35,828 --> 01:34:39,123
♪ If I venturedin the slipstream ♪
1423
01:34:41,208 --> 01:34:44,545
♪ Between the viaducts
of your dream ♪
1424
01:34:44,628 --> 01:34:47,715
♪ And the ditchin the back roads stop ♪
1425
01:34:49,383 --> 01:34:53,470
♪ Could you find me? ♪
1426
01:34:53,554 --> 01:34:58,559
♪ Would you kiss-a my eyes? ♪
1427
01:34:58,642 --> 01:35:02,062
♪ To lay me down ♪
1428
01:35:03,021 --> 01:35:06,316
♪ In silence easy ♪
1429
01:35:06,400 --> 01:35:08,819
♪ To be born again ♪
1430
01:35:10,571 --> 01:35:12,281
♪ To be born again ♪
1431
01:35:12,364 --> 01:35:14,783
♪ In another time ♪
1432
01:35:16,535 --> 01:35:18,537
♪ In another place ♪
1433
01:35:21,248 --> 01:35:23,625
♪ In another face ♪
1434
01:35:23,709 --> 01:35:26,670
Hey, what did the bartender
say when the horse came in?
1435
01:35:26,754 --> 01:35:28,088
"Why the long face?"
1436
01:35:29,673 --> 01:35:31,049
You told me that
a million times.
1437
01:35:31,133 --> 01:35:34,052
Yeah, so?
Why the long face?
1438
01:35:35,679 --> 01:35:37,347
I'm all, uh...
1439
01:35:38,098 --> 01:35:39,767
intronata.
1440
01:35:39,850 --> 01:35:42,436
You're mixed up? Well,
what are you mixed up about?
1441
01:35:44,146 --> 01:35:45,814
So many things.
1442
01:35:45,898 --> 01:35:48,442
Ten minutes ago, you were laughing
like an idiot. What did I do?
1443
01:35:49,902 --> 01:35:51,737
The beauty parlor.
1444
01:35:51,820 --> 01:35:52,821
The beaut...
1445
01:35:52,905 --> 01:35:54,698
I thought that's
what you wanted.
1446
01:35:54,782 --> 01:35:57,159
More than anything.
1447
01:35:57,242 --> 01:35:59,745
But now we partners
in business.
1448
01:35:59,828 --> 01:36:01,663
It's like a marriage.
1449
01:36:04,750 --> 01:36:07,461
I'm alone so much.
1450
01:36:09,880 --> 01:36:11,381
I get lonely.
1451
01:36:13,509 --> 01:36:15,511
Maybe you didn't
love me anymore.
1452
01:36:15,594 --> 01:36:17,596
Hey, if I don't
love you anymore,
1453
01:36:17,679 --> 01:36:19,389
you won't mistake it
for a maybe.
1454
01:36:23,310 --> 01:36:25,437
Someone else came along.
1455
01:36:30,984 --> 01:36:32,986
I said yes.
1456
01:36:35,614 --> 01:36:36,615
Who?
1457
01:36:38,450 --> 01:36:40,118
Don't make me say.
1458
01:36:41,870 --> 01:36:44,790
What, you said,
"Yes, come fuck me?"
1459
01:36:44,873 --> 01:36:47,125
Is that what you're trying to say?
What else, yes?
1460
01:36:47,209 --> 01:36:49,878
It didn't mean
anything, Dickie.
1461
01:36:49,962 --> 01:36:51,630
- I love you!
- How many times?
1462
01:36:51,713 --> 01:36:52,798
I don't know.
1463
01:36:52,881 --> 01:36:54,341
You don't know?
1464
01:36:54,424 --> 01:36:56,176
So many times you can't remember?
Who was he?
1465
01:36:56,260 --> 01:36:58,053
- I doesn't matter, it's over!
- Who was he?
1466
01:36:58,136 --> 01:37:00,347
- I can't!
- Tell me! Fucking tell me.
1467
01:37:00,430 --> 01:37:01,598
Promise you won't hurt him!
1468
01:37:01,682 --> 01:37:02,975
I don't promise anything,
1469
01:37:03,058 --> 01:37:04,309
but you don't tell me,
it's gonna be worse.
1470
01:37:06,436 --> 01:37:07,479
Harold.
1471
01:37:26,665 --> 01:37:28,584
You fucked that
murdering nigger?
1472
01:37:28,667 --> 01:37:30,836
But I don't
love him, Dickie!
1473
01:37:30,919 --> 01:37:33,672
I love you! Please! Don't!
1474
01:37:34,464 --> 01:37:37,426
No, please! No! No!
1475
01:38:13,295 --> 01:38:14,254
Ah!
1476
01:39:02,844 --> 01:39:06,682
♪ Never in my life ♪
1477
01:39:06,765 --> 01:39:09,893
♪ Could I finda girl like you ♪
1478
01:39:15,565 --> 01:39:19,528
♪ Never in my life ♪
1479
01:39:19,611 --> 01:39:23,198
♪ Could I finda girl like you ♪
1480
01:39:29,204 --> 01:39:32,624
One thing
I still miss at Christmas...
1481
01:39:32,708 --> 01:39:36,169
The Seven Fishes.
My wife used to make it.
1482
01:39:36,253 --> 01:39:38,463
And tripe, too.
1483
01:39:38,547 --> 01:39:43,093
She could make those two
things, out of this world.
1484
01:39:43,176 --> 01:39:47,431
You celebrate Christmas with your
goomar, or you stick around home?
1485
01:39:48,640 --> 01:39:50,392
What makes you ask?
1486
01:39:50,475 --> 01:39:53,729
I just remember, with my girlfriend,
it was always a big argument.
1487
01:39:57,274 --> 01:39:58,483
She died.
1488
01:40:01,653 --> 01:40:03,155
So young.
1489
01:40:05,240 --> 01:40:06,867
What happened?
1490
01:40:07,743 --> 01:40:09,036
Pneumonia.
1491
01:40:09,661 --> 01:40:11,288
Pneumonia?
1492
01:40:11,371 --> 01:40:15,584
She had weak lungs,
from growing up on the other side.
1493
01:40:17,002 --> 01:40:18,712
Fucked up doctors...
1494
01:40:21,173 --> 01:40:23,467
So much tragedy
in your life.
1495
01:40:24,676 --> 01:40:27,345
Your father, your mistress...
1496
01:40:28,764 --> 01:40:30,599
I don't even have
a picture of her.
1497
01:40:36,396 --> 01:40:38,273
You know, I... I try so hard.
1498
01:40:41,026 --> 01:40:42,986
What kind of God, huh?
1499
01:40:47,032 --> 01:40:49,701
I go to church
when Joanne wants.
1500
01:40:49,785 --> 01:40:51,995
I try to set an example
for my nephew,
1501
01:40:52,079 --> 01:40:53,038
I come see you...
1502
01:40:53,121 --> 01:40:54,831
I do all kinds of good things.
1503
01:40:56,875 --> 01:40:59,252
You know the Christmas song,
"My Favorite Things"?
1504
01:41:00,128 --> 01:41:01,046
Yeah.
1505
01:41:02,339 --> 01:41:05,634
Maybe some of the things
you choose to do...
1506
01:41:06,510 --> 01:41:08,095
aren't God's favorite.
1507
01:41:10,847 --> 01:41:12,933
What are you trying to say?
1508
01:41:14,392 --> 01:41:17,854
What do I know?
I'm a murderer.
1509
01:41:23,401 --> 01:41:25,821
As far as your nephew goes...
1510
01:41:25,904 --> 01:41:30,200
may I make a brief suggestion for a nice
Christmas present you could give him?
1511
01:41:34,079 --> 01:41:35,372
I'm listening.
1512
01:41:37,249 --> 01:41:39,126
Stay out of his life.
1513
01:41:50,846 --> 01:41:52,013
It's damaged.
1514
01:41:52,097 --> 01:41:53,765
And you're out of line
with your prices.
1515
01:42:23,795 --> 01:42:25,130
Who is this?
1516
01:42:25,213 --> 01:42:28,008
Hey, Uncle Dick, it's Tony.
How's it going?
1517
01:42:29,843 --> 01:42:31,386
There's a party tonight,
and I was wondering
1518
01:42:31,469 --> 01:42:33,763
if we could get a couple
cases of Rolling Rock?
1519
01:42:35,056 --> 01:42:36,224
Uncle Dick?
1520
01:42:39,227 --> 01:42:40,312
Uncle Dick?
1521
01:42:41,396 --> 01:42:42,230
Hello?
1522
01:42:45,150 --> 01:42:47,068
There's something wrong
with his phone.
1523
01:42:47,152 --> 01:42:49,321
Your ass. Same as last time.
1524
01:42:50,906 --> 01:42:52,741
It doesn't have to be
Rolling Rock.
1525
01:42:52,824 --> 01:42:54,159
Does he know that?
1526
01:42:54,242 --> 01:42:56,620
It's not about
the fucking name brand.
1527
01:42:57,537 --> 01:42:58,955
Carmela, you got a dime?
1528
01:43:14,429 --> 01:43:15,305
Hello?
1529
01:43:15,388 --> 01:43:17,724
Hey, Aunt Jo. It's Tony.
1530
01:43:17,807 --> 01:43:19,226
Can I speak to Uncle Dick?
1531
01:43:20,852 --> 01:43:22,520
I haven't seen him today.
1532
01:43:22,604 --> 01:43:23,647
Yeah?
1533
01:43:25,982 --> 01:43:27,525
Well, how's Christopher?
1534
01:43:29,611 --> 01:43:31,529
You know, the colic?
1535
01:43:31,613 --> 01:43:34,032
For my money, you kids shouldn't
be drinking at your age.
1536
01:43:34,115 --> 01:43:36,243
Give methe goddamn phone.
1537
01:43:44,459 --> 01:43:47,671
Fuck. Hey, Joe Jerk-off.
1538
01:43:51,925 --> 01:43:53,343
What'd you say?
1539
01:43:53,426 --> 01:43:55,053
I said, hey, Joe Jerk...
1540
01:43:55,136 --> 01:43:56,096
Your sister's twat!
1541
01:43:56,179 --> 01:43:57,138
What?
1542
01:43:58,723 --> 01:43:59,599
Stop it!
1543
01:44:01,393 --> 01:44:02,269
Stop it!
1544
01:44:16,783 --> 01:44:18,159
What do you got for us?
1545
01:44:18,243 --> 01:44:20,495
It's what I told you,
furniture. Ethan Allen.
1546
01:44:20,578 --> 01:44:23,373
Dinette sets
and, uh, TV trays.
1547
01:44:24,332 --> 01:44:25,792
TV trays?
1548
01:44:25,875 --> 01:44:27,210
I didn't argue.
1549
01:44:27,294 --> 01:44:30,171
- Mmm.
- Fucking truck's not gonna unload itself.
1550
01:44:33,591 --> 01:44:34,884
I'll let him know.
1551
01:44:45,937 --> 01:44:48,064
Hey, Sil, I need to talk
to my Uncle Dickie.
1552
01:44:49,232 --> 01:44:51,443
He's not here.
1553
01:44:51,526 --> 01:44:52,610
His car's here.
1554
01:44:53,361 --> 01:44:54,696
Battery's dead.
1555
01:44:57,115 --> 01:44:59,117
You know where he is?
1556
01:44:59,200 --> 01:45:01,036
Who am I, Rand McNally?
1557
01:45:06,374 --> 01:45:08,126
Okay, well...
1558
01:45:08,209 --> 01:45:09,627
Merry Christmas, Sil.
1559
01:45:12,255 --> 01:45:13,465
You too, kid.
1560
01:45:24,809 --> 01:45:30,190
Carmine spotted Harold,
Rockhaven Motel, down on 46th.
1561
01:45:33,485 --> 01:45:34,819
Well,
we'll do it tomorrow.
1562
01:45:36,321 --> 01:45:38,490
I'll pick you up at 10:00
at the Pork Store.
1563
01:45:42,744 --> 01:45:45,622
It's the kid again.
I told him you're not here.
1564
01:45:48,375 --> 01:45:49,876
Turn the lights out.
1565
01:45:51,503 --> 01:45:53,463
But the guys,
they're still unloading.
1566
01:46:39,801 --> 01:46:41,052
You know...
1567
01:47:28,600 --> 01:47:29,809
The fuck are you doing?
1568
01:47:29,893 --> 01:47:31,519
I don't want these!
1569
01:47:37,650 --> 01:47:40,487
Oh! That was a gift!
1570
01:47:40,570 --> 01:47:41,571
You take 'em!
1571
01:47:41,654 --> 01:47:43,448
I don't want
any part of this!
1572
01:47:43,531 --> 01:47:45,492
None of it! I don't
want any part of this!
1573
01:47:45,575 --> 01:47:48,328
Huh?
What "this"?
1574
01:47:50,872 --> 01:47:52,207
What "this"?
1575
01:47:58,922 --> 01:48:00,381
Night, Dick.
1576
01:48:09,349 --> 01:48:10,725
Dick...
1577
01:48:10,808 --> 01:48:13,853
The kid. I don't know
what happened with you two.
1578
01:48:14,812 --> 01:48:16,564
But he worships you.
1579
01:48:16,648 --> 01:48:18,274
He's got so much potential.
1580
01:48:18,358 --> 01:48:21,611
Anthony, with that
loony tune of a mother.
1581
01:48:21,694 --> 01:48:24,572
Johnny, who's in line
for a personality transplant...
1582
01:48:24,656 --> 01:48:26,366
- What, I'm some kind of example?
- What can I tell you?
1583
01:48:26,449 --> 01:48:27,742
You're his best shot.
1584
01:48:27,825 --> 01:48:29,994
Ah, I should never
have let this happen.
1585
01:48:31,454 --> 01:48:32,580
Get in close.
1586
01:48:32,664 --> 01:48:34,624
Dick, he misses you.
1587
01:48:37,502 --> 01:48:38,336
What?
1588
01:48:41,214 --> 01:48:42,090
Nothing.
1589
01:48:46,219 --> 01:48:47,220
Actually...
1590
01:48:48,680 --> 01:48:49,806
that's it.
1591
01:48:56,354 --> 01:48:57,397
Nothing.
1592
01:48:59,816 --> 01:49:01,359
I'm not sure I follow.
1593
01:49:02,860 --> 01:49:04,153
Yeah, well.
1594
01:49:04,779 --> 01:49:05,697
Okay.
1595
01:49:07,365 --> 01:49:10,034
I know I shouldn't
say this, but...
1596
01:49:10,118 --> 01:49:12,453
Anthony, he could
end up somewhere.
1597
01:49:12,537 --> 01:49:14,080
Be on this thing of ours, even.
1598
01:49:26,050 --> 01:49:28,011
Tell him Holsten's, tomorrow.
1599
01:49:28,094 --> 01:49:30,597
- There you go.
- Let me finish, for Christ's sake!
1600
01:49:33,641 --> 01:49:35,685
9:00 a.m. No later.
1601
01:49:36,728 --> 01:49:37,812
This is good.
1602
01:49:37,895 --> 01:49:38,938
Okay.
1603
01:49:39,022 --> 01:49:40,690
- It's all right, but it...
- Okay!
1604
01:49:40,773 --> 01:49:42,108
It's over, go home.
1605
01:49:44,068 --> 01:49:45,403
The fuck am I doing?
1606
01:49:46,446 --> 01:49:47,739
This one's yours.
1607
01:50:52,512 --> 01:50:53,638
Help!
1608
01:50:54,764 --> 01:50:55,848
My God!
1609
01:50:56,683 --> 01:50:59,060
Mrs. Moltisanti!
1610
01:51:18,996 --> 01:51:20,331
Yeah?
1611
01:51:20,415 --> 01:51:21,582
It's done.
1612
01:52:11,090 --> 01:52:16,637
♪ Whatever happenedto Christmas? ♪
1613
01:52:16,721 --> 01:52:21,851
♪ To the Christmasway of living? ♪
1614
01:52:23,936 --> 01:52:28,775
♪ Whatever happenedto the giving ♪
1615
01:52:28,858 --> 01:52:32,028
♪ The magic in the snow? ♪
1616
01:52:35,823 --> 01:52:37,116
Jun'.
1617
01:52:37,200 --> 01:52:40,328
♪ Whatever happenedto Christmas? ♪
1618
01:52:41,829 --> 01:52:48,503
♪ It's gone
and left no traces... ♪
1619
01:52:48,586 --> 01:52:54,592
You know, they found a couple bottles
of that Elavil in his coat pocket.
1620
01:52:54,675 --> 01:52:55,968
Oh.
1621
01:52:58,095 --> 01:53:01,224
I used to think
Dickie was so strong.
1622
01:53:01,307 --> 01:53:04,060
It shows you never
know about people.
1623
01:53:12,610 --> 01:53:15,279
God, he was
my favorite uncle.
1624
01:53:17,657 --> 01:53:20,701
Remember when he used
to take us to the movies?
1625
01:53:20,785 --> 01:53:22,954
Ones Mom
wouldn't let us go to.
1626
01:53:55,319 --> 01:53:58,531
That's the guy,my uncle Tony.
1627
01:53:58,614 --> 01:54:00,908
The guy I went to hell for.
1628
01:54:00,992 --> 01:54:03,119
♪ Woke up this mornin' ♪
1629
01:54:03,202 --> 01:54:05,746
♪ Got yourself a gun ♪
1630
01:54:05,830 --> 01:54:10,543
♪ Your mama always said
you'd be the chosen one ♪
1631
01:54:10,626 --> 01:54:14,422
♪ She said, "you're one in a
million, you got to burn to shine" ♪
1632
01:54:14,505 --> 01:54:17,592
Kevin, quit bouncing
that ball.
1633
01:54:17,675 --> 01:54:19,427
Go do something useful, man.
1634
01:54:25,558 --> 01:54:27,393
Morning.
1635
01:54:27,476 --> 01:54:32,106
♪ Your papa never told you
about right and wrong ♪
1636
01:54:32,189 --> 01:54:35,234
♪ Hey but you're,
but you're looking good, baby ♪
1637
01:54:35,318 --> 01:54:37,236
♪ I believe that
you're a-feelin' fine ♪
1638
01:54:37,320 --> 01:54:38,863
♪ Shame about it ♪
1639
01:54:38,946 --> 01:54:42,491
♪ Born under a bad sign
with a blue moon in your eyes ♪
1640
01:54:42,575 --> 01:54:43,659
♪ So sing it now ♪
1641
01:54:43,743 --> 01:54:45,870
♪ Woke up this mornin' ♪
1642
01:54:45,953 --> 01:54:50,082
- ♪ You got a blue moon ♪
- ♪ Got a blue moon in your eyes ♪
1643
01:54:53,544 --> 01:54:56,756
♪ I see ya,
you woke up this mornin' ♪
1644
01:54:56,839 --> 01:54:58,841
♪ The world turned
upside down ♪
1645
01:54:58,925 --> 01:55:01,302
♪ Lord above,
things ain't been the same ♪
1646
01:55:01,385 --> 01:55:04,305
♪ Since the blues
walked into town ♪
1647
01:55:04,388 --> 01:55:06,807
♪ Hey, but you're,
but you're one in a million ♪
1648
01:55:06,891 --> 01:55:09,602
♪ 'Cause you got that
shotgun shine ♪
1649
01:55:09,685 --> 01:55:11,228
♪ Shame about it ♪
1650
01:55:11,312 --> 01:55:14,857
♪ Born under a bad sign
with a blue moon in your eyes ♪
1651
01:55:15,900 --> 01:55:18,653
♪ Woke up this mornin' ♪
1652
01:55:18,736 --> 01:55:21,572
♪ Woke up this mornin' ♪
1653
01:55:21,656 --> 01:55:23,991
♪ Woke up this mornin' ♪
1654
01:55:26,744 --> 01:55:28,746
♪ Woke up this mornin' ♪
1655
01:55:28,829 --> 01:55:33,042
♪ You wanna be,
you wanna be the chosen one ♪
1656
01:55:33,125 --> 01:55:35,002
♪ Yeah, you know it 'cause ♪
1657
01:55:35,086 --> 01:55:37,546
♪ You just can't
help yourself, yeah ♪
1658
01:55:37,630 --> 01:55:39,924
♪ Woke up this mornin' ♪
1659
01:55:40,925 --> 01:55:43,803
♪ Got yourself a gun ♪
1660
01:55:43,886 --> 01:55:46,639
♪ Got yourself a gun ♪
1661
01:55:46,722 --> 01:55:48,808
♪ Got yourself a gun ♪
1662
01:55:58,192 --> 01:56:02,029
♪ Santa Maria, Santa Teresa ♪
1663
01:56:02,113 --> 01:56:05,950
♪ Santa Anna,
Santa Susannah ♪
1664
01:56:06,033 --> 01:56:09,870
♪ Santa Cecilia,
Santa Copelia ♪
1665
01:56:09,954 --> 01:56:13,749
♪ Santa Domenica,
Mary Angelica ♪
1666
01:56:13,833 --> 01:56:17,545
♪ Frater Achad,
Frater Pietro ♪
1667
01:56:17,628 --> 01:56:21,382
♪ Julianus, Petronilla ♪
1668
01:56:21,465 --> 01:56:28,139
♪ Santa, Santos, Miroslaw,
Vladimir and all the rest ♪
1669
01:56:31,976 --> 01:56:39,400
♪ A man is placed upon the
steps and a baby cries ♪
1670
01:56:39,483 --> 01:56:44,363
♪ High above you can hear the
church bells start to ring ♪
1671
01:56:45,656 --> 01:56:48,409
♪ And as the heaviness ♪
1672
01:56:48,492 --> 01:56:54,457
♪ Oh, the heaviness,
the body settles in ♪
1673
01:56:54,540 --> 01:56:58,627
♪ Somewhere you can hear
a mother sing ♪
1674
01:57:01,130 --> 01:57:08,471
♪ Then it's one foot, then the
other as you step out on the road ♪
1675
01:57:11,098 --> 01:57:13,642
♪ Step out on the road ♪
1676
01:57:13,726 --> 01:57:17,438
♪ How much weight?
How much? ♪
1677
01:57:17,521 --> 01:57:24,070
♪ Then it's how long and
how far and how many times ♪
1678
01:57:25,362 --> 01:57:31,952
♪ Oh, before it's too late? ♪
1679
01:57:32,036 --> 01:57:39,668
♪ Calling all angels
Calling all angels ♪
1680
01:57:39,752 --> 01:57:46,759
♪ Walk me through this one
Don't leave me alone ♪
1681
01:57:47,718 --> 01:57:51,514
♪ Calling all angels ♪
1682
01:57:51,597 --> 01:57:56,227
♪ Calling all angels ♪
1683
01:57:56,310 --> 01:57:59,563
♪ We're tryin', we're hopin' ♪
1684
01:57:59,647 --> 01:58:05,277
♪ But we're not sure how ♪
1685
01:58:07,446 --> 01:58:12,159
♪ Oh, and every day
you gaze upon the sunset ♪
1686
01:58:12,243 --> 01:58:16,372
♪ With such love
and intensity ♪
1687
01:58:18,582 --> 01:58:20,501
♪ Why? ♪
1688
01:58:20,584 --> 01:58:23,629
♪ It's, uh, it's almost as if ♪
1689
01:58:23,712 --> 01:58:26,382
♪ You could only
crack the code ♪
1690
01:58:26,465 --> 01:58:30,010
♪ Then you'd
finally understand ♪
1691
01:58:30,094 --> 01:58:33,264
♪ What this all means ♪
1692
01:58:35,224 --> 01:58:37,518
♪ Oh, but if you could ♪
1693
01:58:37,601 --> 01:58:41,689
♪ Do you think you would
trade in all ♪
1694
01:58:41,772 --> 01:58:47,862
♪ All the pain
and suffering? ♪
1695
01:58:50,406 --> 01:58:54,326
♪ Calling all angels ♪
1696
01:58:54,410 --> 01:58:58,205
♪ Calling all angels ♪
1697
01:58:58,289 --> 01:59:02,001
♪ Walk me through this one ♪
1698
01:59:02,084 --> 01:59:06,046
♪ Don't leave me alone ♪
1699
01:59:06,130 --> 01:59:10,050
♪ Calling all angels ♪
1700
01:59:10,134 --> 01:59:14,680
♪ Calling all angels ♪
1701
01:59:14,763 --> 01:59:17,850
♪ We're tryin', we're hopin' ♪
1702
01:59:17,933 --> 01:59:21,729
♪ But we're not sure how ♪
1703
01:59:21,812 --> 01:59:25,858
♪ Calling all angels
Calling all angels ♪
1704
01:59:25,941 --> 01:59:29,904
♪ Calling all angels
Calling all angels ♪
1705
01:59:29,987 --> 01:59:32,990
♪ Walk me through this one ♪
1706
01:59:33,073 --> 01:59:37,286
♪ Don't leave me alone ♪
1707
01:59:37,369 --> 01:59:41,248
♪ Calling all angels ♪
1708
01:59:41,332 --> 01:59:45,920
♪ Calling all angels ♪
1709
01:59:46,003 --> 01:59:49,423
♪ We're cryin', we're callin' ♪
1710
01:59:49,506 --> 01:59:56,430
♪ 'cause we're not sure how ♪
1711
01:59:56,513 --> 02:00:02,353
♪ This goes ♪
1711
02:00:03,305 --> 02:01:03,747
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