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Oh, Niles,
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you missed some
top-of-the-line bar mitzvah.
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They flew
the entire family in.
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Yeah? From where?
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The ceiling.
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Yeah, it was a giant,
sequined hot-air balloon.
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It was like being in
a JewishWizard of Oz.
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Oh, and B,
the bar mitzvah gave me
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such great ideas
for your confirmation party.
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And I'm sure
they're fantastic.
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But after church,
the whole family's
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coming back here
for an elegant supper.
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You see,
the arrangements
have all been made.
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Quick, Niles,
make the arrangements.
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That's right,
Maxwell, less is more.
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When I was confirmed,
we had a very simple ceremony.
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Hmm, lit a few candles
and danced around a dead cat?
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Dad, come on,
I've been studying
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with this priest
for three years now.
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I want a bar mitzvah.
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Oh, come on,
Mr. Sheffield, you know
he's the middle child.
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You sawThe Godfather.
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You don't want to have
another Fredo Corleone
on your hands.
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He already resents you
for all those after-school
activities
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that you make me
schlepp him to.
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Oh, no, that's me.
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Nanny Fine,
is this the cruise
you and Val are going on?
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Mmm-hmm.
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Oh, boy, would you just look
at that gorgeous hunk of beef
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over there by the pool.
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And, you know,
the chef will carve it
for you right there.
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Don't you find it
a little degrading
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to be a single woman
on a cruise?
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I mean, trapped on a ship
with all those marauding men,
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half naked,
greased up with suntan oil,
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no way to escape...
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Good night, Maxwell.
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Oh, Miss Fine,
you're gonna have
a wonderful time.
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You know,
I remember my first
transatlantic crossing.
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I booked the royal suite
on the top deck.
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Magnificent panoramic views.
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Oh, well, we've got
the Jules Verne cabin.
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We're 20,000 leagues
under the sea.
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But I don't care,
because my psychic told me
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that I was gonna meet
the man of my dreams
on this cruise.
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A psychic, Miss Fine?
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Oh, yeah.
She was fabulous.
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She said that
he and I were going
to dance on water.
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Then she got some kind
of freak asthma attack,
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and it just
ate up the rest
of my $3.95 a minute.
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Miss Fine,
you don't honestly think
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you're gonna meet
the love of your life
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and get married
based only on what
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any stranger tells you
over the telephone?
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Well, you got that right,
mister.
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You know how many
clueless quacks
I had to call
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before I found one
with that kind of vision?
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♪♪ She was workingin a bridal shopin Flushing, Queens ♪♪
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♪♪ 'Til her boyfriendkicked her out ♪♪
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♪♪ in one of thosecrushing scenes ♪♪
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♪♪ What was she to do?Where was she to go? ♪♪
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♪♪ She was out on her fanny ♪♪
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♪♪ So over the bridgefrom Flushingto the Sheffield's door ♪♪
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♪♪ She was thereto sell makeup,but the father saw more ♪♪
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♪♪ She had style!She had flair!She was there! ♪♪
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♪♪ That's howshe became the nanny! ♪♪
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♪♪ Who would have guessedthat the girlwe've described ♪♪
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♪♪ was just exactly whatthe doctor prescribed? ♪♪
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♪♪ Now the fatherfinds her beguiling ♪♪
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♪♪ Watch out, C.C.! ♪♪
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♪♪ And the kidsare actually smiling ♪♪
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♪♪ Such joie de vivre! ♪♪
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♪♪ She's the lady in redwhen everybody elseis wearing tan ♪♪
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♪♪ The flashy girlfrom Flushing ♪♪
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♪♪ The nanny named Fran! ♪♪
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Niles, I cannot believe
Miss Fine is going on
a cruise
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just because
some psychic told her
she had a date with destiny.
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I mean,
when you pay someone,
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they only tell you
what you want to hear.
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Absolutely, sir.
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You are so clever
and witty and handsome...
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Oh, shut up!
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You know,
there is a chance
she could run off.
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I mean, if she met someone
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and convinced herself
it was fate.
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Boy, that would really
tear the children up.
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Well, you know how
attractive they find her.
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I mean, nurturing
and caring and all that.
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Why don't you tell her
how they feel?
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Don't use any names,
just convey their thoughts.
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Lost without you.
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Never leave.
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Love you so.
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Are you completely mad?
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She'll think
I'm talking about myself.
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Now,
why didn't I think of that?
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You are so clever and witty
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and handsome...
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Dad, a confirmation
is one of the most
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important events
in a young man's life.
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No, no, no.
Where are the tears?
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Where's the emotion?
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You know,
you're no Erik Menendez.
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Fran, I'm not an actor.
I can't just cry on cue.
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Well,
try this one on for size.
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Your father made
some terrible investments
and your trust fund, gone.
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No. No!
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That's good. That's good.
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Use that.
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Uh, Mr. Sheffield,
Brighton has something
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that he wants to
speak to you about.
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Dad, I've been thinking,
and, well,
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it's very important
in a young man's life
to have a real confirmation,
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and it would mean
so very, very much to me
if would you would just...
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Oh, my God,
your heel's going
through my foot!
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Do you think Erik
would have said that
to Leslie Abramson?
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You know, Miss Fine,
I think
you're absolutely right.
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Brighton should
have a big party.
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Oh, I'm so glad
you changed your mind,
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because, you know,
you're only 14
once.
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Twenty-nine,
you can be eight, 10 years.
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Oh, Fran,
you're the best.
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Oh, honey, it's gonna be
just like a real bar
mitzvah.
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Now, get off me.
I know what you're doing.
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Hey, today I am a man.
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So, tell me,
what's the plans
for the big event?
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Well, are you ready for this?
Yeah.
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I'm taking the entire family
on a cruise.
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That's fabulous.
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I inspired you.
Where you going?
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To the Caribbean.
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That's fabulous.
Just like me.
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What cruise line?
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Celebrity.
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That's fabulous.
Me, too.
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I know.
We're coming with you.
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Why?
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Now, Miss Fine,
wasn't it your idea
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that Brighton should have
a big bar-mitzvah-like to do?
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Yeah, bar mitzvah on land.
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We're desert people.
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We don't like to get wet.
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That's why
we parted the Red Sea.
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Oh, Miss Fine,
I know what
you're thinking.
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You're on this boat
to find Mr. Right.
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Well, don't you worry.
We'll respect your privacy.
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So will Morty,
Sylvia, and
Yetta.
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You invited my parents
and my grandmother
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on the first sexy vacation
I've had in three years?
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Yes.
That's so thoughtful of you.
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But you said
Brighton should be
surrounded by
family.
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I meant your family.
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Excuse me, sir.
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I may be overstepping
my bounds here,
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but I've invited
the Fines and Miss Babcock,
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as you requested,
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and I think
it's very unfair
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to intrude on this
poor girl's vacation.
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You're coming, too.
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[EXCLAIMING]
Caribe!
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♪♪ Feeling hot, hot, hot ♪♪
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♪♪ Hot, hot, hot ♪♪
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[HORN BLOWING]
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Don't worry,
Franny, I promise you,
you won't even know I'm here.
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Then maybe you can
let go of my jacket?
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Then I'll fall.
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Miss Babcock
is out of her mind.
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I haven't seen one
desperate single woman
on this whole ship.
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Oh, my God, gorgeous guy.
How's my hair?
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Who cares?
He's mine.
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Val! Val, I saw him first!
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Yetta.
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Welcome aboard
theCentury,
I'm your captain.
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Oh, how do you do?
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I'm Fran Fine,
and--and this is my
birth control device.
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Nice to meet you.
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Oh, you look so different
without your blue uniform
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and your big
handlebar moustache.
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Yetta,
that's Captain
Crunch.
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I know who it is.
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That picture on the box
must have been
taken years ago.
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Darling,
I don't think
I'm gonna make it.
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Oh. Uh, Captain,
I'd like you
to meet my mother.
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She's a little nervous
about being so far out
at sea.
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TheCentury
the safest ships afloat.
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Don't lie to me.
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Have you ever
run out of food?
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Ma, calm down.
It's a huge ship.
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There's no way
they're gonna run out of...
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Say, do they have
an A&P on Saint Thomas?
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Well, what happened
with Mr. Gorgeous?
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Gay.
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Look at him making out
with that girl over there.
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Wait until she finds out.
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Well, I don't know
why I'm looking to
pick up men anyway.
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I mean,
the psychic said that
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the man of my dreams
was going to find me.
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Ah, Miss Fine, I found you.
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Oh, Fran, you've gotta
see the video arcade.
It is so big.
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Fran, there's a club
just for kids.
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Children, please wait.
Wait a minute.
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Now,
Miss Fine is on vacation.
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Let's not bother her.
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But, Dad,
you just dragged us
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all over the ship
looking for her.
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To tell her we're not
going to bother her.
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Well, that's all right.
That's okay.
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Listen, you kids,
if you need me
for anything,
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I'm on the plaza deck,
Room 5102.
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Hey, we're in 5103.
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And I'm in 5104.
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[ALL CHATTERING]
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Oh, my God,
that's fabulous.
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You're just so
full of surprises.
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Would you let go
of me, old woman?
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Then I'll fall,
and I'll have to spend
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the entire cruise
in our room.
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I don't...
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What do you mean our room?
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Well, you see, the thing was,
when I made the arrangements,
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there were only
two rooms left.
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Well, I couldn't
share with a woman,
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so I was forced
to take the suite.
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Why didn't you
give us the suite?
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Well, I offered, but...
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What do we need with
a wet bar and a Jacuzzi?
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A couple of old maids
like us.
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Hi, kids.
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Hey, Fran.
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Oh, God, Val,
can you believe
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those two 17-year-old twins
playing ping pong over there?
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I don't know
who's more gorgeous,
the boy or the girl.
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Okay,
let's take their chairs.
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[BOTH SIGHING]
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So, Val, did you get
the dining room menu?
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Yeah, it's right here.
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The late seating offers
a doctor across from us
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with an accountant
on the side,
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and the early comes
with two retired couples,
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but we're literally on
top of the seafood bar.
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Seafood bar.
Seafood bar.
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It doesn't matter
who I eat with
because the psychic told me
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that,
by the end of this cruise,
244
00:11:30,116 --> 00:11:33,996
I was going to dance on water
with the man of my dreams.
245
00:11:35,166 --> 00:11:36,416
I went to a psychic.
246
00:11:36,450 --> 00:11:39,120
He told me I'd be single,
living with my parents
247
00:11:39,150 --> 00:11:41,500
and 10 pounds heavier.
248
00:11:41,830 --> 00:11:43,420
Please, I'm at least
20 pounds heavier.
249
00:11:45,333 --> 00:11:48,103
Oh, hi, Ma.
Where's Daddy?
250
00:11:48,133 --> 00:11:50,223
He's floating in the pool.
251
00:11:53,383 --> 00:11:55,503
Where is he?
252
00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:59,230
Morty,
did you forget something?
253
00:12:00,383 --> 00:12:03,433
Stays on in a monsoon,
mytuchus.
254
00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:09,216
Darling, I met the most
gorgeous guy for you.
255
00:12:10,216 --> 00:12:13,096
There he is.
Arch your back.
256
00:12:14,383 --> 00:12:16,333
Hi.
257
00:12:16,660 --> 00:12:17,170
I'm Steve Goodman.
258
00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:20,160
Hi, Steve.
I'm Fran Fine.
259
00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:21,330
Your mother told me
so much about you.
260
00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,126
You know,
my sister also graduated
261
00:12:23,166 --> 00:12:25,156
Hillcrest High
five years ago.
262
00:12:26,350 --> 00:12:29,170
What's left for us
to talk about?
263
00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:33,330
Well, we could talk
about the mambo contest
Saturday night.
264
00:12:33,660 --> 00:12:35,660
Think you could
keep up with me?
265
00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:38,120
He's asking me
to dance on water.
266
00:12:39,660 --> 00:12:40,130
Don't break my heart.
267
00:12:40,166 --> 00:12:41,196
Don't tell me
you're with someone.
268
00:12:41,233 --> 00:12:44,423
Oh, no, no, no.
I am free as a bird.
269
00:12:44,450 --> 00:12:47,000
Completely unattached.
270
00:12:47,330 --> 00:12:49,160
[SIGHING]
There you are.
271
00:12:50,183 --> 00:12:53,123
Did we remember
to set the alarm
before we left the house?
272
00:12:53,150 --> 00:12:56,270
Mr. Sheffield,
there are 2,000
people on board.
273
00:12:56,300 --> 00:13:00,660
What, do I got
a LoJack stuffed
in my bra?
274
00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:02,300
Mr. Sheffield,
275
00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:05,503
the white chaises
are for loading
276
00:13:05,830 --> 00:13:09,100
and unloading
potential husbands only.
277
00:13:09,133 --> 00:13:10,423
Don't mind me.
278
00:13:10,450 --> 00:13:13,100
I just came up
for some fresh air.
279
00:13:13,133 --> 00:13:16,203
Yeah, I think
I'll do a couple
hundred laps in the pool.
280
00:13:18,116 --> 00:13:21,396
I think you got your
trunks on backwards.
281
00:13:21,433 --> 00:13:25,473
The whole string is
hanging out over here.
282
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:29,430
Oh, right.
Uh, don't mind me.
283
00:13:29,466 --> 00:13:31,476
Carry on.
284
00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:35,320
That's Grandma Yetta.
She's sharp as a tack.
285
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:41,470
It's hard to believe
I got a granddaughter
over 30.
286
00:13:43,100 --> 00:13:45,330
She's senile.
She's senile.
287
00:13:54,466 --> 00:13:57,426
Craps. Sorry, sir,
you lose again.
288
00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:01,350
Hello, Niles.
289
00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:03,323
Now, I knew you were
a high roller.
290
00:14:03,350 --> 00:14:07,480
Those Bermuda shorts
you wore to the pool
were a huge gamble.
291
00:14:08,433 --> 00:14:10,403
This from a woman
whose flip-flops
292
00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:13,233
could transport
refugees from Cuba.
293
00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:19,470
Seven's a winner.
294
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,400
Looks like
my luck is changing.
295
00:14:27,383 --> 00:14:29,333
Craps, you lose.
296
00:14:31,116 --> 00:14:33,426
Come on, you have two
chips left. Go for it.
297
00:14:33,466 --> 00:14:36,416
Papa needs a new
pair of oven mitts.
298
00:14:42,660 --> 00:14:43,370
11 is the winner.
299
00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:53,330
Seven, he wins again.
300
00:14:54,830 --> 00:14:56,400
Are you a good witch
or a bad witch?
301
00:14:56,433 --> 00:15:01,133
♪♪ Ole ole, ole ole ♪♪
302
00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:19,116
♪♪ Me mind on fireMe soul on fire ♪♪
303
00:15:19,150 --> 00:15:21,170
♪♪ Feeling hot, hot, hot ♪♪
304
00:15:23,483 --> 00:15:25,353
♪♪ Party people ♪♪
305
00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:28,483
♪♪ All around mefeeling hot, hot, hot ♪♪
306
00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:32,180
♪♪ What to do ♪♪
307
00:15:32,216 --> 00:15:34,176
♪♪ On a night like this ♪♪
308
00:15:34,216 --> 00:15:36,116
♪♪ Music sweet ♪♪
309
00:15:36,150 --> 00:15:38,330
♪♪ I can't resist ♪♪
310
00:15:38,366 --> 00:15:41,996
♪♪ We need a party song ♪♪
311
00:15:42,330 --> 00:15:45,280
♪♪ A fundamental jam ♪♪
312
00:15:45,316 --> 00:15:48,166
♪♪ So we go rum-bum-bum-bum ♪♪
313
00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:52,156
♪♪ Yeah, we rum-bum-bum-bum ♪♪
314
00:15:53,116 --> 00:15:55,226
♪♪ Feeling hot, hot, hot ♪♪
315
00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:58,373
♪♪ Feeling hot, hot, hot ♪♪
316
00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:00,420
♪♪ Oh, Lord ♪♪
317
00:16:08,450 --> 00:16:10,250
♪♪ See people rocking ♪♪
318
00:16:10,283 --> 00:16:11,453
♪♪ Hear people chanting ♪♪
319
00:16:11,483 --> 00:16:13,473
♪♪ Feeling hot, hot, hot ♪♪
320
00:16:16,216 --> 00:16:17,446
♪♪ Keep up this spirit ♪♪
321
00:16:17,483 --> 00:16:19,223
♪♪ Come on, let's do it ♪♪
322
00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:21,180
♪♪ Feeling hot, hot, hot ♪♪
323
00:16:22,316 --> 00:16:24,316
♪♪ It's in the air ♪♪
324
00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:26,180
♪♪ Celebration time ♪♪
325
00:16:26,216 --> 00:16:28,126
♪♪ Music sweet ♪♪
326
00:16:28,166 --> 00:16:30,316
♪♪ Captivate your mind ♪♪
327
00:16:30,350 --> 00:16:33,420
♪♪ We have this party song ♪♪
328
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:37,400
♪♪ This fundamental jam ♪♪
329
00:16:37,433 --> 00:16:39,433
♪♪ So we go rum-bum-bum-bum ♪♪
330
00:16:43,116 --> 00:16:45,276
Not so fast or I'll fall.
331
00:16:48,433 --> 00:16:51,403
[SIGHING] Wasn't that
a magnificent sunset?
332
00:16:51,433 --> 00:16:53,003
Mmm-hmm.
333
00:16:53,330 --> 00:16:54,400
I just wish
it could last forever.
334
00:16:54,433 --> 00:16:56,373
Oh, me, too.
335
00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:58,660
You know, next to candles,
336
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,270
sunset is the most
youthful lighting.
337
00:17:02,416 --> 00:17:04,396
What a wonderful day.
338
00:17:04,433 --> 00:17:06,503
You know,
it was a great idea
339
00:17:06,830 --> 00:17:08,400
to make Brighton's
confirmation such an event.
340
00:17:08,433 --> 00:17:10,483
Well, we've got
a lot to celebrate.
341
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,330
Brighton's becoming a man
342
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,326
and I'm getting one.
343
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:17,250
Oh, yes, Steve.
344
00:17:17,283 --> 00:17:19,273
Nice chap. Nice chap.
345
00:17:19,300 --> 00:17:22,450
Strange how one nostril's
larger than the other.
346
00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:25,663
I didn't notice.
347
00:17:25,100 --> 00:17:26,270
Oh, really?
348
00:17:26,300 --> 00:17:29,380
Yes, it throws off
the whole symmetry
of his face somehow.
349
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:31,276
Well,
if it doesn't bother you.
350
00:17:31,316 --> 00:17:34,656
I mean, I know
I couldn't live with it.
351
00:17:35,316 --> 00:17:38,376
I could live with
a weird nostril myself.
352
00:17:38,416 --> 00:17:42,826
Oh, Steve, there you are.
353
00:17:42,116 --> 00:17:45,176
Well, listen,
I should leave
the two of you alone.
354
00:17:45,216 --> 00:17:47,396
I'm sure you want
to get to your dinner.
355
00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:50,373
You know, Maxwell,
you're welcome to
join us.
356
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:53,160
Oh, well, that sounds...
357
00:17:55,433 --> 00:17:59,163
Terribly inconvenient.
I couldn't possibly.
Good night.
358
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:01,180
Are you sure?
359
00:18:01,216 --> 00:18:02,996
Well, actually...
360
00:18:05,450 --> 00:18:07,380
Absolutely sure.
Have fun.
361
00:18:07,416 --> 00:18:09,326
Okay. Good night.
362
00:18:13,830 --> 00:18:15,350
Niles, what do you think?
363
00:18:15,383 --> 00:18:19,373
Now,
if she really has met
the man of her dreams,
364
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:21,330
I may have lost her forever.
365
00:18:21,366 --> 00:18:24,656
Well, that's life.
366
00:18:25,483 --> 00:18:27,333
Hello, Miss Babcock.
367
00:18:27,366 --> 00:18:29,466
I don't know if
it's the sea air,
but you look...
368
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,380
What do you want?
369
00:18:31,416 --> 00:18:34,366
20 minutes at the slots,
my baby by my side.
370
00:18:35,416 --> 00:18:38,296
Oh, this is gonna
cost you big.
371
00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:41,323
I thought
you were duty-free
on the high seas.
372
00:18:41,350 --> 00:18:44,500
Sorry.
Old habits, my beauty.
373
00:18:45,466 --> 00:18:47,366
Name your price.
374
00:18:49,660 --> 00:18:51,150
Ninety-five pounds.
British?
375
00:18:51,183 --> 00:18:53,253
No, Yiddish.
376
00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:57,283
Meet your new roommate.
377
00:18:57,316 --> 00:18:59,146
Hi, Neil.
378
00:19:05,133 --> 00:19:07,383
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
379
00:19:16,483 --> 00:19:18,453
Here, sweetie,
you want a drink?
380
00:19:18,483 --> 00:19:20,233
I'm not allowed
to have any drinks
381
00:19:20,266 --> 00:19:22,176
with little
umbrellas in them.
382
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:27,350
The rum she don't care about.
Kids!
383
00:19:30,366 --> 00:19:34,266
If I snore tonight,
nudge me.
384
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:45,220
MAN: Thank you tothedancers.
385
00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:46,380
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
386
00:19:46,416 --> 00:19:49,216
And Benjie Eastermanas Barbra Streisand.
387
00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:52,160
If he weren'theading for the men's room,you'd swear it was her.
388
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:53,220
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
389
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:55,200
And now, what you'veall been waiting for.
390
00:19:55,233 --> 00:19:57,223
Get ready to mambo!
391
00:19:57,250 --> 00:19:59,350
Oh, Mr. Sheffield,
where is Steve?
392
00:19:59,383 --> 00:20:02,383
They're starting
the dance contest,
and I don't even see him.
393
00:20:02,416 --> 00:20:05,316
You see,
he's not gonna show.
You can't trust him.
394
00:20:05,350 --> 00:20:08,330
He won't make you happy.
395
00:20:08,366 --> 00:20:11,226
I don't want to be happy.
I want to be married.
396
00:20:11,266 --> 00:20:13,656
Oh, Steve. Steve.
397
00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:15,270
I'm afraid
I'm gonna have to
sit this one out, Fran.
398
00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:17,000
What? What happened?
399
00:20:17,330 --> 00:20:18,220
Come on, let's go.
400
00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:21,170
What did I tell you?
They're all gay.
401
00:20:23,266 --> 00:20:25,656
Where are you taking him?
402
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:27,330
This man's a stowaway.
403
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:29,180
I'm sorry, Fran.
I'm really sorry.
404
00:20:29,216 --> 00:20:32,296
And I'll pay back
all the sundries
I charged to your cabin.
405
00:20:32,333 --> 00:20:35,303
Oh, God, a stowaway.
406
00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:38,203
No wonder he wanted
to sleep with me.
407
00:20:38,233 --> 00:20:41,003
He didn't have a room.
408
00:20:42,416 --> 00:20:46,326
Oh, Miss Fine, I'm so sorry.
409
00:20:46,660 --> 00:20:47,430
Oh, Mr. Sheffield,
please just leave me alone.
410
00:20:47,466 --> 00:20:51,166
I am so humiliated.
I just want to hide.
411
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:55,420
MAN:Couple number one,Fran Fine and Steve Goodman.
412
00:20:55,450 --> 00:20:59,450
Miss Fine, may I be
the man of your dreams
for this one dance?
413
00:20:59,483 --> 00:21:01,403
I don't think I could.
414
00:21:01,433 --> 00:21:05,323
First prize,a special singlescruise on the
415
00:21:05,350 --> 00:21:08,430
All right.
Twirl me, pull me, dip me,
mambo, two, three, four.
416
00:21:08,466 --> 00:21:11,176
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
417
00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:44,373
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
418
00:21:48,483 --> 00:21:50,423
Mr. Sheffield, you know,
419
00:21:50,450 --> 00:21:52,320
the psychic told me
that I would dance
420
00:21:52,350 --> 00:21:55,120
on water with
the man of my dreams.
421
00:21:55,150 --> 00:21:57,180
What a waste of money
that was.
422
00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:01,250
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
423
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:14,660
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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