All language subtitles for The Nanny S03 E23

[WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

-Oh, Niles.
-Hmm?

[EXCLAIMING] Friday
night,
dressed to kill.

Going to temple
to pray for a
date?

Ma said they've got
a new cantor,

and he's single
and gorgeous.

I'm hoping
for a religious experience.

Does anyone in your faith
ever take a vow of celibacy?

Just me.

But I decided that I'm taking
Maggie and Gracie with me.

I think that it's important
that they learn

how people of other religions
pick up men.

Oh, by the way,
the airline called.

I'm afraid they can't
locate your suitcase.

Oh, it doesn't matter.
That's why you never
put anything important

in the baggage
that you check.

Well, it's automatically
insured for $500.

But stupid me had to put

that $500 watch in there.

When did you get
a $500 watch?

Tomorrow.

Well, sorry, I
can't
join you and the
girls

on your pilgrimage
to find single
spiritual leaders,

but dad and I are gonna go
see
the Padres play the Mets.

All right. See you guys.

All right.
Well, Brighton and I

are off to see
Pagliacci
Met.

Oh, isn't it funny
how people just hear
what they want to hear?

Yes. One of the pitfalls
of a big house.

What did Brad Pitt
call the house?

Okay, Fran,
I'm ready for temple.

Honey, it's only
Friday night services.

We're not fleeingAnatevka.

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

♪♪ She was working
in a bridal shop
in Flushing, Queens ♪♪

♪♪ 'Til her boyfriend
kicked her out ♪♪

♪♪ In one of those
crushing scenes ♪♪

♪♪ What was she to do?
Where was she to go? ♪♪

♪♪ She was out on her fanny ♪♪

♪♪ So over the bridge
from Flushing
to the Sheffield's door ♪♪

♪♪ She was there
to sell makeup,
but the father saw more ♪♪

♪♪ She had style!
She had flair!
She was there! ♪♪

♪♪ That's how she became
the nanny! ♪♪

♪♪ Who would have guessed
that the girl
we've described ♪♪

♪♪ Was just exactly what
the doctor prescribed? ♪♪

♪♪ Now the father
finds her beguiling ♪♪

♪♪ Watch out, C.C.! ♪♪

♪♪ And the kids
are actually smiling ♪♪

♪♪ Such♪♪

♪♪ She's the lady in red ♪♪

♪♪ When everybody else
is wearing tan ♪♪

♪♪ The flashy girl
from Flushing ♪♪

♪♪ The nanny named Fran! ♪♪

[GARY SINGING IN HEBREW]

Oh, ma, is he hot
stuff
or what?

Look at this.

My M&M's
melted in my
hand.

[SHUSHING]

Calm down.
It's in Hebrew.

What, are you afraid
you'll miss something?

Bravo! Bravo!

All right, it's over.
may the games begin.

Okay, now, honey,
remember,

when you see me
talking to the cantor,

what are you gonna do?

I'm gonna rush
over
and say,

"Excuse me, miss,
are you Julia
Roberts?"

Remember, project.

Fran, I'm starving.

I thought you said
it was a Jewish tradition

to have Chinese food
at temple.

After temple, honey,
after temple.

Gary, gorgeous service.

Sylvia,
it's always a
joy

to sing the wonders
of God's universe.

Yeah, yeah. I want you
to meet my daughter.

Ma, don't be so pushy.

Hi, I'm Fran.

I'm Gary, and I don't
think
I've seen you here
before

because I would
have remembered.

Well, I've been
temple shopping, you know.

Nothing's really popped,

but I haven't been here

since I was a kid
in Sunday school.

When was that, ma?
10 years ago?

Please, 10 years ago,
she was baby-sitting
my Rachel.

You're lucky that
we're in temple,
Sara.

So, Cantor, Gary,

I work for Maxwell Sheffield,
the Broadway producer.

If ever you or your wife
want to get theater tickets...

Oh, I'm not married.

-No!
-No!

But I love the theater,

so if you'd
like
to come with me
sometime...

-Yes!
-Yes!

Excuse me, miss.

Yes, little girl?

Are you Julia Child?

BACHARACH:♪♪ 'Cause I'm
always
gonna be there ♪♪

♪♪ I'm always gonna be there ♪♪

♪♪ For you, girl ♪♪

-Oh, bravo!
-Oh, bravo!

Bravo!

Oh, what a finale, huh?

Now, that's,
that is why you
get Burt
Bacharach.

Oh! And imagine how
it'll sound when we get
someone who can sing...

like you. Boy, you're good!

I hope you know
the way to San Jose.

Oh, Burt,
this is so exciting.

You know, the last
person
to play that piano

was Marvin Hamlisch.

You're gonna do a show
with Marvin Hamlisch?

-No, no, no, no, no.
It was a-- a social thing.
-Yeah.

You had a party for Marvin?

No, no, no.
It wasn't a party.

-It was, uh, an awards thing.
-Yeah.

Marvin got another award?

Oh, Miss Fine!
Uh, please, come and, uh,
come and meet Burt Bacharach.

Oh, Mr. Bacharach, hi!

I have all of your albums.

Oh, my father was always
so jealous of you.

He wanted to be
a songwriter?

No. He wanted to marry
Angie Dickenson.

Oh, I'm sorry.
Everybody, I want
you to meet Gary Isaac.

This is the new
cantor
at my temple.

Mr. Bacharach,
I'm a big fan of yours.

You know, sometimes at temple
when things get too solemn,

I do one of your numbers.

♪♪ I say a little prayer
for you ♪♪

♪♪ Forever, forever,
you'll stay in my heart
and I will love you ♪♪

♪♪ Forever, forever,
we never will part
oh, how I love you ♪♪

♪♪ Together, together,
that's how it must be ♪♪

♪♪ To live without you ♪♪

♪♪ Would only mean
heartbreak for me ♪♪

One more time.

Yes. Well, that was
very nice.

Thank you.
Thank you so much.

Lovely. Now, run
along,
Nanny Fine.

Wait a minute.
I want him in the show.

Run back. Run back.
Run back.

Uh, you're hired.
Congratulations.

You're in a Broadway show.

Well, thank
you.
Thank you.

I never thought
anything like this
would happen to me.

I-I-I'm just
a cantor.
Here.

You have an agent
at William Morris?

I did his son's
bar mitzvah.

And I've got to tell
you,
I was smoking!

Oh, Gary, I'm so
excited
for you.

You know, you are going
to sell out every night.

The women are going
to love him.

They're gonna line up
outside the stage door

just to slip you
their numbers.

You know, we don't even know
if the man can dance, really.

[WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

Niles, looky here,

a $500 check just fell
out
of the friendly skies.

Miss Fine,
have you ever thought

that taking this check
might be construed as fraud?

Well, I don't know,
Mr. Fourteen Dependents.

And it's not easy
for me to support them
considering I'm a student.

Now, would you get
out of my home office?

I'm going.

Ma invited me and Gary
to dinner tonight.

She's even taking
the plastic covers
off of the couch.

The last time that happened,

we found her Macramé
string bikini.

Your mother used to wear
a string bikini?

She still does.
You just can't see it
anymore.

[WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

I'm so sorry, Sylvia.
You think it will stain?

What, Rabbi, red wine?

Please, it's a blessing.

And the chewing gum
that you tracked in

on the carpet
will come out

with the peanut butter
that you got on the
chair.

Rabbi, you got to
try
this blueberry pie.

-No!
-No!

This is what your mother
calls an intimate
gathering?

Well, you know,
ever since you and I
have been going out,

ma's kind of become
the Candy Spelling
of Temple Beth Shalom.

I haven't seen your
father.
Where is he?

Oh, he's right over there.
Whoops, he just dropped
a fork.

Hi, daddy.

You know, Gary,
once you become
a big Broadway star,

it'll be parties like this
every night.

But you better
drink some coffee

because this crowd could
go till 8:00 maybe 9:00.

Franny,
you are so
adorable.

Have I thanked you
for everything
you've done for me?

Honey, wait until
I've done everything.

Then you'll really
have something
to be thankful for.

I can't believe
all the celebrities
that are here.

These two, their cousins
own Wilson's House of Suede.

Don't gawk.

They like to be treated
like normal people.

Why don't you sing
something for us?

Well, I'd love to,
Sylvia, but, first,

I have an announcement
to make.

-Oh, Gary!
-Oh, my God!

Everybody, quiet, quiet.

My daughter's
boyfriend,
the cantor,

is gonna make
an announcement.

Morty, take the gravy
boat
away from the Rabbi!

My friends,

I truly believe
that being a cantor

was the most rewarding
thing in my life.

And then I met Fran.

[EXCLAIMS]

Fran, I-- I want to
tell you something

and I hope that
you can accept...

[EXCLAIMS]

my deepest thanks for making
my dreams come true.

-And?
-And?

And I want you to be
the first to know

that I'm leaving
the temple to pursue
a career on Broadway.

[ALL EXCLAIMING]

He's leaving the temple?

WOMAN: It's all
Sylvia's fault!

GARY:
♪♪ Baby, I still love you
♪♪

♪♪ I'm just giving up to ♪♪

♪♪ Change my mind ♪♪

♪♪ Maybe you could
change my mind ♪♪

♪♪ If you want to stop me ♪♪

♪♪ It's decision time ♪♪

Oh, Gary, you're fabulous.

I just wish I could
offer you a larger part.

But, you know,
you're still gonna stop
the show in the second act.

Do I get my own
dressing room?

Oh, good.
You do comedy, too.

Oh, Maxwell,

it's your worst nightmare!

Oh, will you stop
announcing yourself?
I'll be out of the job.

The lead in our show
got hit by a bus!

C.C., you can't be serious!

Oh, my God,
this is a
disaster!

We're just gonna
have to put on
the understudy.

Maxwell,
aren't you going
to ask how he is?

Oh, yes, of course.
You're right. How is
he?

The understudy stinks!

♪♪ ...I walk away ♪♪

♪♪ Or we save
this love tonight ♪♪

Are you thinking
what I'm
thinking?

That a man just died.
Life is short

and we should go
upstairs and just...

Hire Gary.

Hire Gary?

Kinky.

Oh. You mean for the show.

Okay, ma, you could
take off the sunglasses.

I need somebody
to recognize me
from the temple

so they can give
me
the evil eye?

Ma, you can't
wear a disguise.
You're not like me.

You have a very
distinctive voice.

I'll keep them on.
Thank you. I can
see.

Go play with your brother
and the little one.

That haircut is awful on her.

Ma, look, I cannot tell
Mr. Sheffield to fire
Gary.

I don't make his decisions,

tell him what
do,
run his life.

We're not married.

Without Gary,
the temple is going under.

Blockbuster Video
already is measuring
the parking lot.

Fran, you are looking
at the star of the new
Burt Bacharach musical.

Oh, honey, that is so...
Oh...

Chick-a-pee, chick-a-pee.

I'm sorry.
I rentedNell

Listen, Gary, why
don't
you go get measured
for your costume?

Well, now that I'm playing
the lead,

I guess my salary
shoots up, too.

Oh, there's that
comic timing again.

Uh, Mr. Sheffield, you know,
I think that you're taking
a big chance with Gary.

I mean, we don't even
know him,

and the show is like
your baby.

I mean, would you
trust your kids

to the first stranger
that walked off
the street again?

Miss Fine, the man
is a tremendous
talent.

He's gonna be
the biggest star
on Broadway.

He'll be rich and famous.

You know, ma, temples we got.

But a Blockbuster
in the
neighborhood
could be a

Listen, you two,
I want my cantor back.

My friends
have disowned me.

My life is over.
I want to die!

Does this have
almond extract?

Well, I'm sorry,
Sylvia,
but he's my star,

and I want
him
in my show.

I have a contract.

Ma, you're just gonna
have to accept this
like a grownup.

Besides,
it's two against one.

It's not two against one.

I have a higher power
on my side.

You'll see.

Ours is not a merciful God.

Oh, don't listen to her.

Oh, what the hell
is a locust doing in here?

[WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

Boy, it's been raining

for seven days
and seven nights.

-You don't think
your mother was right?
-Shut up, Val.

God is forgiving,
Miss Fine.

When I was a boy,
I once took five shillings

out of the collection plate
at church for toffee.

And nothing happened
to you, right?

That's right,
absolutely nothing.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I have to go wash
other peoples' underwear.

Oh, Miss Fine,
just listen to
the advance publicity

I'm getting for my show.

"Maxwell Sheffield
has struck gold
in newcomer Gary Isaac."

Then it goes on
about Burt Bacharach
blah, blah, blah.

Who cares?
Who cares? Who cares?
And here at the end,

"Maxwell Sheffield
has assured himself

the big new hit
of the season!"

[EXCLAIMING]

Well, so much for your mother
putting a whammy on us, eh?

On the contrary,
it seems God has sent us
both a nice Jewish boy.

Oh, you know,
I was never
worried.

I mean, if God
listened
to a word ma said,

I'd be living in a mansion

with a handsome
millionaire
and gorgeous kids...

She forgot to say married?

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Oh, I'll get it.
I'll get it.

-Hey, Franny.
-Gary!

Mr. Sheffield was just
reading me the article.

No. It's already in the paper
that I'm flying off to do
a movie?

-[THUNDER RUMBLING]
-What movie?

I'm doing a part inEvita
for Andrew Lloyd Webber.

[THUNDER RUMBLING]

Oh, no. I-- I knew it.
I knew it!

Andrew Lloyd Webber is God.

Gary, you can't just walk
out
on Mr. Sheffield

without giving him at
least
two weeks' notice

and an engagement ring.

Now, wait a minute,
Miss Fine.

You know, we're-we're
behaving dreadfully.

I mean, this is the
opportunity
of a lifetime for Gary

and-and we should
wish him well.

Maxwell, thank you.
Thank you.

You know,
Fran, my whole life,
all I ever thought about

was settling down
and getting
married.

And then I met you,
and you changed all
that.

How ironic.

Well, have a safe flight.

You're going in this weather,
I hope.

Oh, can you believe
this guy?

Doesn't he know
how much money

has already been
invested in him?

I mean,
musicians have been
hired.

Rehearsals have
been scheduled.

People have been working
around the clock.

And that's just
for my wedding.

What about your show?

Oh, don't worry, Miss Fine.

Gary isn't going anywhere.

He has an ironclad contract.

Was that Gary I saw
getting into a limo?

Oh, well, I'll have him
sign his contract

at the theater
tomorrow morning.

No rush.

Well, it seems
it's happened again,
hasn't it?

You see, I-I let you
get involved in my life.

A-At the time it seemed
like a good idea,

as it always does,

but then it isn't!

I haven't finished
with you yet.

But first, I have to go
bludgeon C.C., with a Tony!

[EXCLAIMING]

Fran, maybe God
is getting even with
you

for taking the cantor
away from the temple.

You mean because
Mr. Sheffield wants
to kill me

and now I have
no boyfriend?

Nah, there's
nothing
out of the
ordinary

Oh, my God, look!

I missed the Loehmann's
year-end clearance sale.

Why are you
doing this to
me?

We've been exiled to Siberia.

Look at them staring at us.

I used to sit up there
with those vicious
backstabbers.

Oy. We had a ball.

FRAN: Oh, my God!

Debbie Berkowitz got engaged?

Who am I? Job?

Ma, a BLT?

Nobody can see us back here.

I could throw a luau.

Anyway,
you got a little
mayo on your mouth.

Darling, I can't
wipe my face with a...

$500 check?

Oh, give me that.

This is the money that I got
when I scammed the airlines.

Why is God punishing me?

What was my crime?

[GASPS] Hello.

Oh, no.
It's
ridiculous.

[THUNDER RUMBLING]

Donation to the temple!

Donation to the temple!

Here, Rabbi, take it.

Find yourself a new cantor.

God bless you, Franny.

Don't tell me. Tell him!

Thank you.
Thank you very much.

Mrs. Newman just told me
she's moving to Boca.

We're first on the list
for front-row seats
for the high holy days.

-Fine. The engagement is off!
-[FRAN GASPS]

Boy, he not only
works
in mysterious ways,

he works like that.

Darling, I'm so glad
that we're back on
his good side.

So am I, ma.
Let's pray.

-Find her a doctor.
-Find me a doctor.

-Find her a doctor.
-Find me a doctor.

-Find her a doctor.
-Find me a doctor.

-Find her a doctor.
-Find me a doctor.

[WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]