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FREEMAN:
Captain's log: theCerritos is beginning a 12-hour warp,
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en route to a planetary survey
in the Kontaran system.
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With little to do
in this vacant stretch of space,
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I've approved some much needed
R and R for the crew.
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[indistinct chatter]
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I can't believe
we all have the day off.
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What should we do?
Strategema tournament?
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Oh, I can't. Dr. T'Ana
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invited me to a thing
on the holodeck.
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I really need to get
on her good side.
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I can't tell if she likes me
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or if she makes that face
at everyone.
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Oh, okay. Uh, Rutherford?
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Hey, sorry, Billups has
a new soup recipe he asked me
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to try out and,
after that, I promised Shaxs
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I'd throw some pottery with him.
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Jeez, what is this,
commander hangout day?
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Huh, guess it's just me and you.
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[groans]
I'm "with the captain" today.
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-What do you mean?
-Oh, she's been bugging me to do
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some mother/daughter stuff,
and I've been putting it off
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forever, and now
with this long haul,
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she knows I've got no excuse.
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All you guys are spending warp
with a bridge buddy?
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It's not a big deal.
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Uh, yes, it is!
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Socializing
with a commander can be
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a huge factor
in getting a promotion.
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Well, you've got 12 hours,
why don't you rub some elbows
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and make a new friend?
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[groans]
I wish I served on a ship
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that had built-in
social structures,
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like with Binars or Klingons.
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Um, have you ever been
on a Klingon ship?
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I don't think you'd like it.
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[stammers] They've been
warping around the quadrant
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for centuries.
I bet their Lower Decks are
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a lot nicer than you'd think.
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-[snoring]
-[grunts]
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-[laughter]
-Come, M'ach.
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Let us eat before
the squirmiest gaghis devoured.
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Do not speak of gagh.
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Today I am tasked
with scraping out
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the worm barrels and
replenishing their blood supply.
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That is the worst.
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I have combat training all day.
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Save me a seat at lunch,
unless I die an honorable death,
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then someone else can have it.
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Today will be
a day of great honor for me.
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I am filling in at the helm.
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[laughs]
Yes, the honor is palpable.
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Have you not noticed
that Commander Togg
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has been undermining
the captain?
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If so, then he should be killed.
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Exactly, and stationed
at the captain's side,
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I will be the logical choice
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to be the new first officer.
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-[laughter]
-"Logical"?
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Are you a Vulcan now?
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Maybe you should trim your bangs
and join a science vessel.
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-[laughs] Logical!
-[laughter]
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Could you imagine serving
with those biHnuchs?
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"Avoid death, and cower."
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[laughter]
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♪
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Would anyone care
for a game of chess
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when we are finished
with our second duty shift?
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No. I will be composing
an arrangement for the lute,
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which should take several hours.
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I am available for chess.
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-[beeping]
-Hmm.
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I have detected an anomalous
surge of metreon particles
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in System 7743.8.
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System 7743.8 is beyond
our scanning range.
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It would be, but I have
implemented personal algorithms,
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which increase
our long range sensors.
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T'Lyn.
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Your assignment was to monitor
tertiary impulse systems.
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That is a redundant system.
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I wanted to...
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It is logical to improve
our scanning capabilities,
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instead of observing
non-essential systems.
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These readings are
within acceptable parameters.
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Correct. However, this region
has never produced this type
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of anomalous energy.
Does that not seem... strange?
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Anomalies, by definition,
are strange.
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Something about this feels off.
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T'GAI:
"Feels off"?
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You have been spoken to
about this before, T'Lyn.
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It is illogical
to ignore something
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of statistical significance.
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I must inform the captain.
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She has lost all control.
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Today is a good day to be a--
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[grunting]
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It is you who is dishonorable!
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You dare spit lies on my ship?!
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[both grunting]
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Coward! You hide behind
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-the name of--
-I hide behind nothing!
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[grunting]
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Togg forgot what it means
to be Klingon.
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I need a loyal first officer,
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a soldier of the empire who does
not spit in the face of duty.
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The job will go to whoever
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impresses me most today.
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[grunts]
Remove this.
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I don't want that stench
on my bridge.
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I will take care of it, Captain.
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[grunting]
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Okay, let's snag a bridge buddy.
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"Kimarnt, her head cloudy"?
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Ah, thank you, Ensign...
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Boimler. I took a little
Tamarian at the Academy.
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Ah, "Unzak and Vhila
as children?"
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Oh, uh, right, um--
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"Karno, in the forest
with... Mira."
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It is hard to lose weight
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when you can replicate
any food you want!
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No, no, no,
that's not what I meant!
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Dang it!
[grunts]
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Aw, hey, Boimler. I didn't know
you had a passion for pottery.
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Uh, Kayshon and I didn't
really mesh.
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Since you have
two bridge buddies,
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I thought we could share?
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Okie dokie!
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Take your never-ending
bonfire of rage
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and bury it in the clay.
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Get out of here, rage!
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That's a neat pot,
Lieutenant Shaxs-- did you learn
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how to do that back on Bajor?
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What did you just say?
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I just asked if you learned
how to throw pots on Bajor.
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-No, no, no, no, no.
-Oh, do we not talk about Bajor?
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[grunts]
You think I had time
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for anything
other than resisting?!
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Fighting fascism
is a full-time job!
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-Run! He's not kidding!
-Aah!
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[screaming]
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Put it in the clay, Papa Bear.
Put it in the clay.
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I'm going to fight.
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I'm going to get revenge. I'm...
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going to a make
a cute little ashtray
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for my incense.
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It's going to look like a puppy.
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Ooh, a puppy.
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[laughter]
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Yes!
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Good boy!
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That is what we will do
to enemy petaQs.
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[laughter]
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Drink to honor!
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Captain, your targ is
most impressive.
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Like Kor's hound
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at the Battle
of Klach D'kel Brakt.
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Oh, I'm surprised
someone your age
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knows of that glorious day.
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Oh, it is one
of my favorite slaughters.
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We could sing
a song about it, if--
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[grunts]
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The blood wine barrel
runs low-- fetch us more.
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-Yes, sir.
-[laughs]
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Why would you modify already
adequate long-range sensors,
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when that is outside
of your duties?
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I had a gut feeling
that increasing
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our sensor range
may prove illuminating.
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And now you want to adjust
our current heading
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by 1.7 degrees,
because of this...
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"instinct."
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The energy originated
in a region
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which has never experienced
a comparable phenomenon.
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To ignore it would be illogical.
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Helm, adjust course
to 577 mark 6.
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Do not take my action
as an endorsement
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of your behavior.
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You will spend the next two days
in meditation.
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No, I do not have time for that.
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I have another project,
which is nearing culmination.
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T'Lyn, get ahold of yourself.
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These outbursts will not be
tolerated.
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Two days:
work on your self-control.
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Through silent meditation.
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-Captain, I believe that
I could modify the-- -Beliefs,
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feelings, instincts.
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You are behaving like a child.
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[Boimler whooping]
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You were right, Dr. T.
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This is amazing!
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Ah, nothing like clawing
your way up the side
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of a giant, hard piece
of earth to feel alive.
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Boimler!
What are you doing up here?
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Just wanted to catch up
in the old hover boots and see
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if you guys needed a climbing
partner-- Hi, Dr. T'Ana.
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You didn't bring any gear?
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Well, uh, I-I-I have the shirt
and, uh, you know, the boots.
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-[boots sputtering]
-[shouting]
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[screams]
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Good thing safety protocols
are on.
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They-they are on, right?
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I don't know. Sure.
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[grunting]
Ow, ow, ow!
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[groans] Hmm.
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Why would you tell
an entire shift
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I get bad cramps?!
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You were on duty!
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Your commanding officers have
to know any medical issues
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that could impact the mission!
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Billups doesn't need to know!
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He's not good with that stuff,
it freaked him out!
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If I had to dance around
everything that freaks out
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Billups, we wouldn't get
anything done!
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Cool! Then maybe I'll tell him
to boost the environmental
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controls to help
with your hot flashes!
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[both grunting]
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[sighs]
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Oh, nothing
like that Hawaiian surf.
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Crisp air, tasty waves.
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-This is gonna be great.
-Sir.
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Ensign. Oh, you remember
those luaus, on the beach?
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-Ah, so good!
-Yeah, friggin' pigs, dude! -[whoops]
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Nothing like the feel
of Hawaiian sand
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after riding
those tropical waves.
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Mr. Boimler,
are you also from Hawaii?
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From-from Hawaii? Oh, uh...
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He has to be-- only people
who grew up on the islands
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like us could describe it
like that.
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You're all from Hawaii?
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Um, aloha!
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Yep, small galaxy, huh?
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I can't believe there's
another Hawaiian onboard!
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We're hitting the beach
this afternoon.
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Holodeck Three--
you should join us.
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To clean up or...
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[laughs]
No, to hang out!
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Unless you don't miss
the islands?
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No, I mean, yeah, I mean,
I am homesick for Hawaii.
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I grew up in Hawaii
and, man, do I miss Hawaii.
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-Wait, didn't you say
you're from a vineyard? -Uh...
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-Pineapple or coffee?
-Both?
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Whoa! Now that's tropical.
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[belches]
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Next time, fetch your own wine.
[grunts]
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[laughter]
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-[snoring]
-[grunting]
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I demand assistance.
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Could someone just--
[grunting]
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Captain, ah, yes, I thank you.
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I cannot move this overweight...
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00:10:57,099 --> 00:10:59,405
When you're done
fooling around, walk my targ.
255
00:10:59,449 --> 00:11:02,234
He ate that traitor's leg, and
will need to be shuffled around
256
00:11:02,278 --> 00:11:04,933
until it passes,
or he will have gas.
257
00:11:05,890 --> 00:11:07,979
Yes, sir.
258
00:11:08,023 --> 00:11:09,415
[groans]
259
00:11:09,459 --> 00:11:11,679
[sighs]
260
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,769
[nearby trilling]
261
00:11:18,947 --> 00:11:21,384
You are working
instead of meditating.
262
00:11:21,427 --> 00:11:22,907
I am nearly finished.
I will meditate
263
00:11:22,951 --> 00:11:24,604
as soon
as the project is complete.
264
00:11:24,648 --> 00:11:26,215
You know
your rebellions will only
265
00:11:26,258 --> 00:11:27,651
lead to punitive spiritualism.
266
00:11:27,695 --> 00:11:29,305
I am not rebellious.
267
00:11:29,348 --> 00:11:32,438
I simply am enjoying the project
and hoped to finish it today
268
00:11:32,482 --> 00:11:34,440
so I can continue
with other work.
269
00:11:34,484 --> 00:11:36,616
Perhaps if you did not
spend all of your time
270
00:11:36,660 --> 00:11:38,749
following rules,
you, too, would appreciate
271
00:11:38,793 --> 00:11:41,273
that there is more for us
to learn and achieve.
272
00:11:41,317 --> 00:11:42,971
Are you attempting to insult me?
273
00:11:43,014 --> 00:11:44,929
I merely wish for you
to join me in broadening
274
00:11:44,973 --> 00:11:46,888
your definition of how
to synthesize data.
275
00:11:46,931 --> 00:11:48,759
That sounds
like an insult to me.
276
00:11:48,803 --> 00:11:51,066
Perhaps you could look to me
as your confidant.
277
00:11:51,109 --> 00:11:53,198
In Klingon culture,
they designate those who stand
278
00:11:53,242 --> 00:11:54,634
with one another as cha'DIch.
279
00:11:54,678 --> 00:11:56,288
We are not Klingon.
280
00:11:56,332 --> 00:11:57,768
Nor are we Borg drones.
281
00:11:57,812 --> 00:11:59,770
We do not have
to blindly follow orders.
282
00:11:59,814 --> 00:12:02,686
"Logic is the beginning
of wisdom, not the end."
283
00:12:02,730 --> 00:12:05,123
The high command would be
most interested to learn
284
00:12:05,167 --> 00:12:06,951
of your relaxed attitude.
285
00:12:06,995 --> 00:12:09,127
How would they find out?
Would you report me?
286
00:12:09,171 --> 00:12:12,130
If it is for your own good.
You are clearly unstable.
287
00:12:12,174 --> 00:12:14,089
You are not yourself, T'Lyn.
288
00:12:14,132 --> 00:12:16,482
-Everyone has noticed.
-Then I hope they notice
289
00:12:16,526 --> 00:12:19,094
how unconcerned I am
about their assessment.
290
00:12:20,922 --> 00:12:23,489
Why didn't you just tell them
you're not from Hawaii?
291
00:12:23,533 --> 00:12:25,622
I tried! Sort of.
It all just happened fast!
292
00:12:25,665 --> 00:12:27,493
Suddenly I was just part
of the ohana.
293
00:12:27,537 --> 00:12:30,235
-Isn't that what you wanted?
-Yeah, but what if Ransom finds out I lied?
294
00:12:30,279 --> 00:12:32,150
He could demote me to work
at a penal colony where
295
00:12:32,194 --> 00:12:34,892
I'd have to mate with the enemy
to form a new civilization...
296
00:12:34,936 --> 00:12:37,329
FREEMAN:
Ensign Mariner, report to my quarters for hanging out.
297
00:12:37,373 --> 00:12:38,809
[sighs]
298
00:12:38,853 --> 00:12:42,160
This is the longest warp
of my life!
299
00:12:42,204 --> 00:12:44,728
[groans]
300
00:12:44,772 --> 00:12:45,990
[groans]
301
00:12:46,034 --> 00:12:47,339
I don't know, Boimler.
302
00:12:47,383 --> 00:12:48,819
I think you should
just come clean.
303
00:12:48,863 --> 00:12:50,299
Yeah, I mean what's really
more important:
304
00:12:50,342 --> 00:12:53,084
having a commander friend
or being true to yourself?
305
00:12:53,128 --> 00:12:55,826
Yeah, yeah. You're right.
306
00:12:55,870 --> 00:12:58,350
Aloha!
307
00:12:58,394 --> 00:13:00,657
Hey, hey! Aloha!
308
00:13:09,361 --> 00:13:12,538
-[computer blipping]
-[opera playing]
309
00:13:16,325 --> 00:13:18,196
Captain,
the leg has been passed.
310
00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:19,632
It was an honorable movement.
311
00:13:19,676 --> 00:13:22,505
The empire used
to choke the quadrant
312
00:13:22,548 --> 00:13:25,464
with fear, power, but now?
313
00:13:25,508 --> 00:13:27,205
We've lost our way.
314
00:13:27,249 --> 00:13:28,859
The empire still strikes terror.
315
00:13:28,903 --> 00:13:31,557
Klingon blood runs
as reddish-pink as ever.
316
00:13:31,601 --> 00:13:33,255
Klingons joining Starfleet.
317
00:13:33,298 --> 00:13:35,126
Studying at Bajoran academies.
318
00:13:35,170 --> 00:13:37,085
No hunger for victory.
319
00:13:37,128 --> 00:13:38,869
No respect for tradition.
320
00:13:38,913 --> 00:13:41,132
It is troubling to see
a proud caste of warriors
321
00:13:41,176 --> 00:13:43,047
lose their lurDech.
322
00:13:43,091 --> 00:13:44,788
Well put.
323
00:13:44,832 --> 00:13:47,486
You are a true Klingon.
324
00:13:47,530 --> 00:13:49,619
You may be smaller and weaker
325
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:52,230
and slower and smaller
than my other officers.
326
00:13:52,274 --> 00:13:54,015
But you have a warrior's spirit.
327
00:13:54,058 --> 00:13:57,235
One day, you could be
captain of your own ship.
328
00:13:57,279 --> 00:13:59,542
That would be
my greatest honor, sir.
329
00:13:59,585 --> 00:14:01,152
Uh, besides dying in battle.
330
00:14:01,196 --> 00:14:03,938
Thatwould be
my greatest-greatest honor.
331
00:14:03,981 --> 00:14:05,548
KLINGON:
Captain, we're being hailed.
332
00:14:05,591 --> 00:14:07,289
Put it in my quarters.
Private channel.
333
00:14:07,332 --> 00:14:09,508
-Pakled!
-Oh, hi.
334
00:14:09,552 --> 00:14:11,771
Are you ready
to give us presents?
335
00:14:11,815 --> 00:14:14,165
We will discuss
our transaction in person.
336
00:14:14,209 --> 00:14:16,254
I'm beaming over with my new
337
00:14:16,298 --> 00:14:17,603
second-in-command.
338
00:14:17,647 --> 00:14:19,344
Thank you, Captain.
339
00:14:19,388 --> 00:14:21,781
Pah, Pakleds have no honor.
340
00:14:21,825 --> 00:14:23,871
Are we commandeering their ship?
341
00:14:23,914 --> 00:14:27,396
[laughs] Even cowards
and fools have their uses.
342
00:14:27,439 --> 00:14:28,919
I do not understand.
343
00:14:28,963 --> 00:14:31,139
Pakleds have
an insatiable hunger for power.
344
00:14:31,182 --> 00:14:32,749
I can use that.
345
00:14:32,792 --> 00:14:34,707
With the weapons and information
I've armed them with,
346
00:14:34,751 --> 00:14:37,406
they've thrown the entire
quadrant into discord.
347
00:14:37,449 --> 00:14:39,060
You are helping them?
348
00:14:39,103 --> 00:14:41,018
With the Federation
destabilized,
349
00:14:41,062 --> 00:14:43,673
the empire can claim
the region as our own.
350
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,110
Our greatest day is yet to come.
351
00:14:46,154 --> 00:14:48,939
Klingons do not allow someone
else to fight our battles.
352
00:14:48,983 --> 00:14:51,855
[laughs] Which is exactly
why the Federation
353
00:14:51,899 --> 00:14:54,684
has no idea
who is manipulating them.
354
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:59,036
"Cry havoc
and let slip the dogs of war."
355
00:15:02,170 --> 00:15:03,519
I think it was the chef,
356
00:15:03,562 --> 00:15:04,955
in the bio lab,
with a sniper rifle
357
00:15:04,999 --> 00:15:06,304
that can shoot through walls.
358
00:15:06,348 --> 00:15:08,089
You always pick the chef.
359
00:15:08,132 --> 00:15:09,655
Yeah, 'cause we have
replicators.
360
00:15:09,699 --> 00:15:10,961
Why is there a chef?
That's just shady.
361
00:15:11,005 --> 00:15:12,615
OFFICER:
Captain, we've picked up
362
00:15:12,658 --> 00:15:14,051
an anomalous
energy reading nearby.
363
00:15:14,095 --> 00:15:15,487
Should we drop out of warp
and investigate?
364
00:15:15,531 --> 00:15:16,793
-Yes!
-Yes, please!
365
00:15:16,836 --> 00:15:18,490
All right,
let's get back to work.
366
00:15:18,534 --> 00:15:20,318
Ooh, I cannot believe
I'm saying that.
367
00:15:20,362 --> 00:15:22,146
-Mariner.
-What? I know.
368
00:15:22,190 --> 00:15:24,148
I don't care
who the fake killer was.
369
00:15:24,192 --> 00:15:26,324
I had a good time today.
370
00:15:26,368 --> 00:15:27,978
I know.
371
00:15:28,022 --> 00:15:29,588
I did, too.
372
00:15:29,632 --> 00:15:31,895
♪
373
00:15:33,897 --> 00:15:37,335
Welcome to the Pakled
spaceship, Pakled.
374
00:15:37,379 --> 00:15:38,771
I am Rebner.
375
00:15:38,815 --> 00:15:41,252
Ah, yes, Rebner,
we've met several times.
376
00:15:41,296 --> 00:15:42,688
We need another boomer.
377
00:15:42,732 --> 00:15:45,169
What? No, one Varuvian bomb
is enough.
378
00:15:45,213 --> 00:15:46,518
We already used it.
379
00:15:46,562 --> 00:15:48,259
You used it?! On what? Why?
380
00:15:48,303 --> 00:15:50,653
We wanted to test it
on a big asteroid,
381
00:15:50,696 --> 00:15:52,742
but then it stopped working.
382
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,439
It was a bomb!
383
00:15:54,483 --> 00:15:56,093
You can only use it once!
384
00:15:56,137 --> 00:15:58,791
[groans] This is Dorg.
Transport another explosive
385
00:15:58,835 --> 00:16:00,532
-onto the Pakled vessel.
-Yes, Captain.
386
00:16:00,576 --> 00:16:03,709
Captain, a Varuvian explosion
would emit metreon particles.
387
00:16:03,753 --> 00:16:05,885
-Other ships may come
to investigate. -[alarm blaring]
388
00:16:05,929 --> 00:16:08,105
PAKLED:
Red alarm. Red alarm.
389
00:16:08,149 --> 00:16:10,194
♪
390
00:16:15,634 --> 00:16:17,375
Damn it!
Block their communications!
391
00:16:17,419 --> 00:16:19,899
We have to take out that ship!
392
00:16:19,943 --> 00:16:21,858
What the-- The Pakleds again?
393
00:16:21,901 --> 00:16:23,381
And now
they're threatening Klingons?
394
00:16:23,425 --> 00:16:24,730
Hail the Bird-of-Prey.
395
00:16:24,774 --> 00:16:26,210
No response, Captain.
396
00:16:26,254 --> 00:16:27,385
Klingon ship, this is
397
00:16:27,429 --> 00:16:29,039
the Federation
Starship Cerritos.
398
00:16:29,083 --> 00:16:30,736
We've dealt with Pakleds before.
399
00:16:30,780 --> 00:16:32,738
Are you in need of aid?
400
00:16:34,349 --> 00:16:36,612
Captain, both vessels
are powering weapons.
401
00:16:36,655 --> 00:16:38,744
What?! Shields up! Red alert!
402
00:16:40,529 --> 00:16:42,009
[grunts]
403
00:16:42,052 --> 00:16:44,620
-[shouts]
-Dude, my Mai Tai.
404
00:16:44,663 --> 00:16:46,404
Hawaiianers,
we're under attack!
405
00:16:46,448 --> 00:16:48,928
[panting]
406
00:16:55,631 --> 00:16:58,112
[grunts]
Target their weapons!
407
00:16:59,026 --> 00:17:01,202
-Shields holding at 80%.
-[all shout]
408
00:17:04,379 --> 00:17:06,294
Return fire! Full spread!
409
00:17:08,122 --> 00:17:10,254
Deck Six is taking heavy damage.
410
00:17:10,298 --> 00:17:11,386
Sealing the area.
411
00:17:11,429 --> 00:17:13,736
Damn it!
We have to get to the bridge!
412
00:17:13,779 --> 00:17:15,825
I don't want to die
in a Hawaiian shirt.
413
00:17:16,739 --> 00:17:19,176
I'm not from Hawaii.
414
00:17:19,220 --> 00:17:20,612
And if I don't make it
through this,
415
00:17:20,656 --> 00:17:21,918
I don't want to die a liar.
416
00:17:21,961 --> 00:17:23,659
Sir, I'm from Modesto,
California.
417
00:17:23,702 --> 00:17:25,313
I just wanted
to find a bridge buddy.
418
00:17:25,356 --> 00:17:26,618
I-I'm sorry.
419
00:17:26,662 --> 00:17:29,317
I'm not from Hawaii, either.
420
00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:32,798
I never felt like I belonged,
until I met the rest of you.
421
00:17:32,842 --> 00:17:34,365
Neither am I. None of us are.
422
00:17:34,409 --> 00:17:36,019
We just wanted to be friends
with you, sir.
423
00:17:36,063 --> 00:17:38,108
[stammers]
You guys didn't have to pretend
424
00:17:38,152 --> 00:17:40,806
to be something you aren't.
I like you for you.
425
00:17:40,850 --> 00:17:42,156
Really? Thanks, Commander.
426
00:17:42,199 --> 00:17:44,854
-Also, I'm not from Hawaii.
-Wait, what now?
427
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,247
I made it up
when I was an ensign
428
00:17:46,290 --> 00:17:48,510
and my commanding officer
was from Honolulu.
429
00:17:48,553 --> 00:17:50,860
I'm actually from the Moon.
430
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,557
Wait, bro, Earth's moon?
431
00:17:52,601 --> 00:17:54,559
That's where I'm from! Luna Bay!
432
00:17:54,603 --> 00:17:57,171
-Tyco City!
-My sister went to Tyco City Prep!
433
00:17:57,214 --> 00:17:59,129
I'm from
the Third Moon of Benzar!
434
00:17:59,173 --> 00:18:01,305
B-9-3? That's a great moon!
435
00:18:01,349 --> 00:18:02,698
My cousin lives there!
436
00:18:02,741 --> 00:18:04,134
We're all moon buddies?
437
00:18:04,178 --> 00:18:06,136
You know, some people say
Modesto is like the moon
438
00:18:06,180 --> 00:18:08,834
of, uh, San Francisco,
so I guess I'm from a moon, too.
439
00:18:08,878 --> 00:18:10,880
Modesto is not a moon.
440
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,795
If you were from a moon,
you'd know
441
00:18:12,838 --> 00:18:14,449
how deeply insulting that is.
442
00:18:14,492 --> 00:18:16,364
What? You guys pretended
to be from Hawaii!
443
00:18:16,407 --> 00:18:18,322
-That's like the most
culturally insensitive-- -[all shout]
444
00:18:18,366 --> 00:18:19,584
[grunting]
445
00:18:20,411 --> 00:18:22,587
Let the Pakleds take
the final shot.
446
00:18:22,631 --> 00:18:24,633
They're about to start a war.
447
00:18:24,676 --> 00:18:26,156
This feels wrong.
There is no honor
448
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:28,550
in letting others fight
our battles.
449
00:18:28,593 --> 00:18:30,334
Do not talk to me of honor!
450
00:18:30,378 --> 00:18:32,554
I have been crushing baktags
beneath my boot
451
00:18:32,597 --> 00:18:35,165
since before you were born!
452
00:18:35,209 --> 00:18:38,690
Other Klingons have tried
to sabotage peace before.
453
00:18:38,734 --> 00:18:41,171
-They failed.
-I will not.
454
00:18:41,215 --> 00:18:44,392
They will write songs of me
this day!
455
00:18:52,095 --> 00:18:55,490
PAKLED:
Red alarm! Red alarm! Red alarm!
456
00:18:55,533 --> 00:18:57,579
I am hungry.
457
00:18:57,622 --> 00:18:59,276
You should eat.
458
00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:00,799
You are smart.
459
00:19:00,843 --> 00:19:02,323
Red alarm!
460
00:19:02,366 --> 00:19:04,238
Evasive maneuvers!
461
00:19:06,849 --> 00:19:08,285
Shields at 17%!
462
00:19:08,329 --> 00:19:10,505
Captain, we can't last
much longer!
463
00:19:16,598 --> 00:19:18,730
Captain, we are being fired upon
464
00:19:18,774 --> 00:19:20,863
by Klingons and Pakleds.
465
00:19:20,906 --> 00:19:23,257
Curious.
Shields to maximum power.
466
00:19:32,875 --> 00:19:35,530
The Pakleds appear
to have Klingon weaponry.
467
00:19:37,619 --> 00:19:39,882
Primary shields are failing.
468
00:19:39,925 --> 00:19:41,840
Captain, the project
I have been working on is
469
00:19:41,884 --> 00:19:43,581
a regenerative shield amplifier.
470
00:19:43,625 --> 00:19:45,104
I believe it may help.
471
00:19:45,148 --> 00:19:47,019
This has not been tested.
472
00:19:47,063 --> 00:19:48,238
If it damages the coupling,
473
00:19:48,282 --> 00:19:49,979
we would be left unprotected.
474
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,850
It is logical to use it now,
475
00:19:51,894 --> 00:19:54,549
considering there are
no alternatives.
476
00:19:58,988 --> 00:20:00,816
My instinct tells me
477
00:20:00,859 --> 00:20:02,470
it will work.
478
00:20:03,601 --> 00:20:05,995
Implement the program.
479
00:20:08,954 --> 00:20:10,782
Yes, yes!
480
00:20:10,826 --> 00:20:12,697
The destruction
of two enemy ships
481
00:20:12,741 --> 00:20:15,004
will bring me much glory.
482
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,484
These are not our enemies.
483
00:20:16,527 --> 00:20:18,790
Does the high council know
of your actions?
484
00:20:18,834 --> 00:20:20,662
The high council lacks
foresight.
485
00:20:20,705 --> 00:20:23,708
They will change their minds
when the battle begins.
486
00:20:23,752 --> 00:20:26,145
Shields are... increasing.
487
00:20:26,189 --> 00:20:28,147
This is highly improbable,
Captain.
488
00:20:28,191 --> 00:20:29,801
They are now at 120%.
489
00:20:29,845 --> 00:20:32,369
Disable the Pakled ship.
490
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,855
Target the Federation ship!
491
00:20:39,898 --> 00:20:41,335
Belay that order.
492
00:20:41,378 --> 00:20:43,772
-What?
-This is not our fight.
493
00:20:43,815 --> 00:20:45,948
This lunacy must end.
494
00:20:48,167 --> 00:20:50,996
Ha! You dare challenge me?
495
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:53,564
Stop the attack.
496
00:20:53,608 --> 00:20:55,479
-Finish them!
-No!
497
00:20:55,523 --> 00:20:58,265
[both grunting]
498
00:21:07,361 --> 00:21:09,928
-[choking]
-[laughing]
499
00:21:12,279 --> 00:21:14,411
-Stupid targ!
-[targ squeals]
500
00:21:14,455 --> 00:21:16,544
[both grunting]
501
00:21:18,023 --> 00:21:19,503
Ah!
502
00:21:19,547 --> 00:21:21,288
[laughs]
503
00:21:24,856 --> 00:21:26,510
[laughs breathlessly]
504
00:21:32,908 --> 00:21:35,563
KLINGON:
What are your orders, Captain?
505
00:21:39,001 --> 00:21:41,351
Set a course for the homeworld.
506
00:21:41,395 --> 00:21:44,659
The council can decide
what to do with this biHnuch.
507
00:21:47,575 --> 00:21:50,186
Captain, the Klingon
ship is retreating!
508
00:21:50,229 --> 00:21:52,101
Well, then,
let's give the Pakleds
509
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:55,017
-a taste of their own mushfroot.
-Yes, sir!
510
00:21:57,585 --> 00:21:59,630
[Pakleds screaming]
511
00:22:16,778 --> 00:22:18,780
[unintelligible victory cry]
512
00:22:18,823 --> 00:22:20,869
Hail the Vulcans.
513
00:22:20,912 --> 00:22:22,914
Thanks for the hand, Captain.
514
00:22:22,958 --> 00:22:25,264
For a minute there, we were
in a little over our...
515
00:22:25,308 --> 00:22:26,701
Do you require assistance?
516
00:22:26,744 --> 00:22:29,399
I think we're okay over here,
we were just...
517
00:22:29,443 --> 00:22:30,922
Excellent, then
with the threat neutralized,
518
00:22:30,966 --> 00:22:32,707
no further communication
is necessary.
519
00:22:33,490 --> 00:22:36,101
Well, isn't he a ton of fun?
Assess the damage.
520
00:22:36,145 --> 00:22:37,755
Let's begin repairs.
521
00:22:37,799 --> 00:22:39,366
Klingons helping Pakleds?
522
00:22:39,409 --> 00:22:42,281
Well, I guess now we know
how they got all those weapons.
523
00:22:42,325 --> 00:22:44,327
Strange how they broke off
and retreated, though.
524
00:22:44,371 --> 00:22:46,721
Klingons typically want
to die in battle.
525
00:22:46,764 --> 00:22:48,462
Honestly, I get it.
526
00:22:48,505 --> 00:22:50,855
It's almost like they decided
527
00:22:50,899 --> 00:22:53,510
-it wasn't their fight.
-Captain?
528
00:22:53,554 --> 00:22:55,338
We need to brief
Starfleet Command.
529
00:22:55,382 --> 00:22:56,818
They're gonna have
a lot to discuss
530
00:22:56,861 --> 00:22:58,472
with the Klingon high council.
531
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:07,437
We are fortunate
that your shield program worked.
532
00:23:07,481 --> 00:23:10,005
If you had not been
"following your instinct,"
533
00:23:10,048 --> 00:23:12,007
it is unlikely we would have
534
00:23:12,050 --> 00:23:14,313
-survived that encounter.
-I concur.
535
00:23:14,357 --> 00:23:16,098
However,
your inability to control
536
00:23:16,141 --> 00:23:17,447
your emotions is a liability.
537
00:23:17,491 --> 00:23:19,449
I am removing you from duty.
538
00:23:19,493 --> 00:23:21,408
Captain, I believe
you are making an error.
539
00:23:21,451 --> 00:23:24,193
Your perceived victory today
will only serve as fuel
540
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:25,760
for further impulsivity.
541
00:23:25,803 --> 00:23:27,805
There is no place
for that on this starship.
542
00:23:27,849 --> 00:23:30,155
I will gather my personal items
543
00:23:30,199 --> 00:23:32,201
and prepare to return to Vulcan.
544
00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:34,812
-You will not be
returning to Vulcan. -Curious.
545
00:23:34,856 --> 00:23:37,119
I am recommending you
for reassignment...
546
00:23:37,162 --> 00:23:39,426
to a Starfleet vessel.
Your hotheaded ways
547
00:23:39,469 --> 00:23:42,167
may make you better suited
to serve with humans.
548
00:23:42,211 --> 00:23:44,213
Captain,
I ask that you reconsider.
549
00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,476
I do not believe
this punishment is warranted.
550
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:48,347
And that is exactly
the type of outburst
551
00:23:48,391 --> 00:23:50,088
which led to my decision.
552
00:23:50,132 --> 00:23:52,177
It is final.
553
00:23:53,222 --> 00:23:55,006
Live long and prosper.
554
00:23:55,050 --> 00:23:56,704
Sir.
555
00:23:59,315 --> 00:24:01,099
BOIMLER:
They're all from moons!
556
00:24:01,143 --> 00:24:03,841
Look at them, probably talking
about tides and werewolves.
557
00:24:03,885 --> 00:24:05,495
I was so close!
[groans]
558
00:24:05,539 --> 00:24:07,497
I know you really wanted
to have a bridge buddy,
559
00:24:07,541 --> 00:24:10,108
But guess what? You don't
need them-- you've got us.
560
00:24:10,152 --> 00:24:11,545
Next time we have
a long-haul warp,
561
00:24:11,588 --> 00:24:13,242
I vote we all do
something together, cool?
562
00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:14,504
-You know it!
-Cool!
563
00:24:14,548 --> 00:24:16,114
You're right. Thanks, guys.
564
00:24:16,158 --> 00:24:18,203
I appreciate it.
565
00:24:19,248 --> 00:24:21,250
E-Excuse me?
566
00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:22,947
Ensign Boimler, sir?
567
00:24:22,991 --> 00:24:25,646
-Huh? Yeah, uh, yeah, that's me.
-Well, I've been having trouble
568
00:24:25,689 --> 00:24:27,169
keeping up
with my duty schedule.
569
00:24:27,212 --> 00:24:28,562
Commander Ransom
said that you're
570
00:24:28,605 --> 00:24:30,477
the most organized person
on the ship.
571
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:32,435
-He did?
-Yeah, he says you're great,
572
00:24:32,479 --> 00:24:34,655
and I should pick your brain,
if that's okay.
573
00:24:34,698 --> 00:24:36,047
BOIMLER:
I mean, yes! Of course!
574
00:24:36,091 --> 00:24:37,701
Yeah, glad to help. Sure.
575
00:24:37,745 --> 00:24:39,094
Oh, thank you, sir!
576
00:24:39,137 --> 00:24:40,878
-I really admire your work!
-Let's talk duties.
577
00:24:40,922 --> 00:24:43,272
Every ship in the fleet
depends on officers like us
578
00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:44,708
to keep them running.
579
00:24:44,752 --> 00:24:47,232
The bridge crew is maybe
the ones you hear about.
580
00:24:47,276 --> 00:24:49,060
But trust me, the real action
581
00:24:49,104 --> 00:24:51,367
begins on the lower decks.
582
00:25:02,726 --> 00:25:07,165
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583
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:03,265
[man imitates weapons firing]
584
00:26:05,006 --> 00:26:07,225
Chirp.
585
00:26:07,275 --> 00:26:11,825
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