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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:09,110 MALE VOICE (OS): Go on, get him out of the van! Angel! They're here. 2 00:00:13,814 --> 00:00:15,249 Get down Mall cop. 3 00:00:15,283 --> 00:00:17,551 MALL COP (OS): Oh god please don't kill me, I just started this job 3 days 4 00:00:17,585 --> 00:00:19,253 ago. I'm just a driver! 5 00:00:19,287 --> 00:00:20,821 ANGEL THUG I didn't ask for your resume. 6 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:23,424 MASK GUY Why did we take the driver? 7 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:26,594 ANGEL THUG You always want to take more than one hostage, at least 8 00:00:26,627 --> 00:00:30,131 two hostages. It's a good rule of thumb, in case you have 9 00:00:30,164 --> 00:00:32,533 to shoot one of them. Oh Right.. I'll show you right now... 10 00:00:32,566 --> 00:00:36,137 Hahaha, you look like a hulked up Doogie Houser! 11 00:00:36,170 --> 00:00:38,839 MALL COP You got what you want! You don't have to shoot anyone! 12 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:42,410 ANGEL THUG Is that so? Then this should be pretty straightforward. The code 13 00:00:42,443 --> 00:00:43,344 to the case! 14 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:46,214 Wait, you know what's in the case right? 15 00:00:46,247 --> 00:00:50,284 The code! Or I ventilate your kneecaps. 16 00:00:50,318 --> 00:00:56,857 You paint quite a picture. 6-7-7-2. 17 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:59,460 Far out. 18 00:01:03,664 --> 00:01:07,168 DIGITAL SOUNDS HEARD 19 00:01:13,874 --> 00:01:18,646 Call M.A.X. Let him know we found what Lord 20 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:21,482 Menace requested. 21 00:01:21,515 --> 00:01:26,320 MALE VOICE (OS) Hahahaha. In a world so filled with villainy, criminals who 22 00:01:26,354 --> 00:01:29,657 think themselves above the law. The only thing standing 23 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:32,860 valiantly in the shadows, between this city and total 24 00:01:32,893 --> 00:01:33,861 anarchy. 25 00:01:33,894 --> 00:01:35,363 ANGEL THUG Heroes. 26 00:01:35,396 --> 00:01:38,166 MALE VOICE (OS): Is justice! We are the justice Angel Gang, and when the 27 00:01:38,199 --> 00:01:43,537 people cry 'Save us'! We whisper 'no problem'. 28 00:01:44,472 --> 00:01:47,208 Hahahaha. 29 00:01:47,241 --> 00:01:52,646 BULLETS CAN BE HEARD 30 00:01:53,181 --> 00:01:56,250 Come on! Kill them all! Kill them all! 31 00:02:11,665 --> 00:02:16,670 MARTIAL ARTS SFX CAN BE HEARD 32 00:02:30,451 --> 00:02:35,256 SUPERHERO BLINX It's ok! The name's Blinx, come with me if you want to live. 33 00:02:35,289 --> 00:02:37,691 GANGSTER VOICE (OS): There they are, over there! 34 00:02:39,327 --> 00:02:40,928 BLINX You ok? 35 00:02:40,961 --> 00:02:42,430 SUPERHERO NIGHTWATCHMAN You should be out there. 36 00:02:42,463 --> 00:02:43,431 BLINX It's uh... 37 00:02:44,765 --> 00:02:46,334 ...it's too much gun fire! 38 00:02:46,367 --> 00:02:48,202 That's what I thought. 39 00:02:48,236 --> 00:02:49,437 Now don't start! 40 00:02:50,538 --> 00:02:52,540 Brain! 41 00:02:52,573 --> 00:02:56,477 Brain, we need you! 42 00:03:11,325 --> 00:03:12,159 Oh thank god! 43 00:03:14,995 --> 00:03:17,398 MALL COP: Oh thank you, thank you. 44 00:03:17,431 --> 00:03:20,734 BRAIN: There, there ordinary citizen, no need to thank me. 45 00:03:21,802 --> 00:03:29,743 Villians know when they've been out match-- 46 00:03:29,777 --> 00:03:30,711 I got this. 47 00:03:32,746 --> 00:03:33,747 Hank wait! 48 00:03:36,484 --> 00:03:36,817 MAX: Pathetic. 49 00:03:46,827 --> 00:03:48,462 MAX: You're just a neutral. 50 00:03:48,629 --> 00:03:52,232 Fear center of the brain is at maximum, you're not worthy. 51 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:59,273 But I sense another. 52 00:03:59,307 --> 00:04:01,642 MAX: Now that I've finished the warm up, who's next? 53 00:04:07,648 --> 00:04:09,317 Who might you be? 54 00:04:11,051 --> 00:04:12,553 BLINX: Looking for me? 55 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:15,289 MAX: Could it be? A worthy adversary? 56 00:04:16,857 --> 00:04:18,526 Maybe... 57 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:21,662 but you're gonna have to catch me first. 58 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:25,333 Hmmm. Interesting. 59 00:04:35,876 --> 00:04:38,346 ANGEL THUG: Is this what Lord Menace was expecting? 60 00:04:38,379 --> 00:04:42,616 MAX: We have the thorium compound. You will be handsomely rewarded. 61 00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:43,651 Move your men out. 62 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:46,687 I don't take no orders from a god-damned 63 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:48,789 toaster in a straight-jacket. 64 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:51,559 MAX: Would you like to see what this toaster is capable of? 65 00:04:54,428 --> 00:04:56,797 This deal's getting worse all the time. 66 00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:58,298 Come on! 67 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:03,804 (Triumphant Score builds) 68 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:12,746 (Lazer sounds rise to crescendo...AND...) 69 00:05:22,456 --> 00:05:23,857 INTERVIEWER: Thank you for coming in Mr. Martin. 70 00:05:23,891 --> 00:05:27,595 Your resume is, adequate. We'll let you know. 71 00:05:28,462 --> 00:05:29,763 JOE MARTIN: Well, that's it? 72 00:05:30,531 --> 00:05:31,632 I don't understand the question. 73 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:34,435 Don't you need more background? 74 00:05:34,468 --> 00:05:35,403 No. 75 00:05:35,436 --> 00:05:36,103 More experience? 76 00:05:36,136 --> 00:05:37,104 No. 77 00:05:37,137 --> 00:05:38,439 Cuz I can go get you- 78 00:05:38,472 --> 00:05:40,841 Off the record, Mr. Martin... 79 00:05:40,874 --> 00:05:43,110 this is not the type of resume that's going to land 80 00:05:43,143 --> 00:05:45,479 you a position with our company. 81 00:05:45,513 --> 00:05:47,781 You haven't worked in 8 months. 82 00:05:48,616 --> 00:05:50,684 Its not my fault, the economy is rough. 83 00:05:52,486 --> 00:05:55,355 Not for us. We'll let you know. 84 00:05:58,892 --> 00:06:08,902 (Country-Rock Music plays) 85 00:06:08,936 --> 00:06:18,979 (Country-Rock Music plays) 86 00:06:18,979 --> 00:06:28,922 (Country-Rock Music plays) 87 00:06:28,956 --> 00:06:38,999 (Country-Rock Music plays) 88 00:06:38,999 --> 00:06:48,476 (Country-Rock Music plays) 89 00:06:48,509 --> 00:06:56,650 (MUSIC fades out) 90 00:06:56,684 --> 00:06:57,685 JOE: Hey Carl. 91 00:06:57,885 --> 00:06:58,886 CARL: Hey Joe, how are ya? 92 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:05,225 Muriel won't let me smoke in the house anymore. 93 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:06,660 JOE: See ya Carl. 94 00:07:06,694 --> 00:07:07,628 CARL: Have a good one. 95 00:07:08,496 --> 00:07:09,997 (VIDEO GAME noises heard off screen) 96 00:07:17,705 --> 00:07:18,839 EMILY: Loser. 97 00:07:18,872 --> 00:07:19,873 JOE: Slug. 98 00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:22,042 Sarah! 99 00:07:22,075 --> 00:07:24,011 Don't distract her, she's making my sandwich. 100 00:07:24,578 --> 00:07:27,648 "Don't distract her, she's making my sandwich" 101 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:28,716 Weirdo. 102 00:07:30,518 --> 00:07:31,018 VIDEO GAME VOICE: Head Shot! 103 00:07:31,752 --> 00:07:32,486 Oh! 104 00:07:33,621 --> 00:07:34,588 SARAH: Oh my god! I'm sorry baby, I didn't see you. 105 00:07:34,622 --> 00:07:37,791 JOE: It's ok, it's ok it's ok! Is it ok? 106 00:07:37,825 --> 00:07:39,259 SARAH: Let me get you a towel. 107 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:40,594 JOE: Is it ok? 108 00:07:40,628 --> 00:07:41,862 SARAH: I think so here, we don't need you bleeding at interviews. 109 00:07:44,665 --> 00:07:45,799 Let me see. 110 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:47,501 JOE It couldn't be any rougher than it was this morning. 111 00:07:47,535 --> 00:07:48,235 SARAH It didn't go well? 112 00:07:48,268 --> 00:07:50,604 JOE No, it was horrible. 113 00:07:50,638 --> 00:07:52,840 I feel like I'm Seran-Wrap and they're just looking 114 00:07:52,873 --> 00:07:54,875 right through me on to the next guy. 115 00:07:54,908 --> 00:07:55,843 SARAH: Let me see, 116 00:07:55,876 --> 00:07:56,877 Alright I think you're ok. 117 00:07:59,780 --> 00:08:00,814 My hero. 118 00:08:00,848 --> 00:08:01,849 I know. 119 00:08:01,882 --> 00:08:04,251 You'll catch a break on the next one, alright? 120 00:08:04,284 --> 00:08:06,286 No, that's it for today. 121 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:09,557 Actually, I got you another interview. 122 00:08:09,590 --> 00:08:12,526 Muriel's son said that there's a job opening where he works. 123 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:16,029 It's decent hours, not great pay. 124 00:08:16,063 --> 00:08:17,765 Where? 125 00:08:18,732 --> 00:08:19,833 Just right around the corner. 126 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:22,803 Doing? 127 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:23,503 Hm? 128 00:08:23,871 --> 00:08:25,005 Doing? 129 00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:26,006 Management. 130 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:27,941 Of? 131 00:08:27,975 --> 00:08:28,942 Tell him. 132 00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:30,578 Waste. 133 00:08:30,611 --> 00:08:31,378 Garbage?! 134 00:08:31,411 --> 00:08:32,646 Joe, I know that it's not ideal... 135 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:34,047 JOE: Baby, I got interviews! 136 00:08:34,081 --> 00:08:36,016 Interviews don't pay mortgages. 137 00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:36,950 I know. 138 00:08:36,984 --> 00:08:37,718 I'm supposed to be the man of the house and I 139 00:08:37,751 --> 00:08:39,753 can't even buy a carton of eggs. 140 00:08:39,787 --> 00:08:40,921 EMILY (in background) Joe has no huevos. 141 00:08:40,954 --> 00:08:42,890 Look baby, I just don't think right now's the time for me 142 00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:44,592 to look at being a garbageman. 143 00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:46,627 Waste management. 144 00:08:47,628 --> 00:08:48,996 I deal with enough garbage all day long. 145 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:50,030 EMILY Is my sandwich ready? 146 00:08:50,664 --> 00:08:52,666 Speaking of wasted garbage. 147 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:53,867 Now's not the time for pride Joe. 148 00:08:53,901 --> 00:08:55,836 Yeah Joe, when you going to stop leeching off my sister? 149 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:56,904 I don't leach off your sister! 150 00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:57,905 Yes you do! 151 00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:00,974 At least he tries, which is more than I can say for you. 152 00:09:01,008 --> 00:09:02,576 Did you know he spent the last two days 153 00:09:02,610 --> 00:09:04,612 watching Judge Judy marathons? 154 00:09:05,913 --> 00:09:06,847 Baby I was exhausted! 155 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:07,314 Seriously?! 156 00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:08,081 I got stress! 157 00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:09,116 I've got stress! 158 00:09:09,817 --> 00:09:10,684 Over what?! 159 00:09:10,718 --> 00:09:12,352 Hearing you have sex in the next room! 160 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:13,020 What?! 161 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,087 Yeah, you have thin walls! 162 00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:15,823 And seriously, what is up with the monkey noises? 163 00:09:15,856 --> 00:09:16,657 You can hear that?! 164 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:18,792 Yes, I can hear that. 165 00:09:18,826 --> 00:09:19,559 Baby! 166 00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:24,865 I hope you freaking choke on that sandwich. 167 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:25,899 Baby! 168 00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:32,005 JOE (O.S.) Uh-oh! Sad Sarah! 169 00:09:32,039 --> 00:09:33,073 SARAH: Joe, no. no. 170 00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:36,644 JOE: Need monkey? Sad Sarah need sexy monkey?! 171 00:09:36,677 --> 00:09:37,377 Stop seriously. 172 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:38,612 JOE: What? What? 173 00:09:38,646 --> 00:09:39,346 This is serious! 174 00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:40,748 I know it's serious. 175 00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:41,882 Why are you so serious? 176 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:44,017 We're not kids anymore! 177 00:09:44,051 --> 00:09:45,753 I know we're not kids. 178 00:09:45,786 --> 00:09:46,453 But I took care of us then, 179 00:09:46,486 --> 00:09:47,688 and I'll take care of us now. 180 00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:50,724 I know babe, but I'm the one with all the responsibility now. 181 00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:53,093 Ok? And I know it's not easy 182 00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:54,828 but we have to do this together. 183 00:09:54,862 --> 00:09:57,097 Ok, I can't do this by myself. 184 00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:58,098 We're a whole. 185 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:00,668 (Snorts, giggles) 186 00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:02,803 SARAH: Really? 187 00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:04,705 'Cause I said whole? 188 00:10:04,738 --> 00:10:05,939 JOE Well you're the one who said it. 189 00:10:05,973 --> 00:10:07,975 Oh, my god! What is wrong with you?! 190 00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:14,815 Look, I want to feel like a man again, I do. 191 00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:16,383 I mean, I remember the stories you used to tell me 192 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:19,753 about when your dad left, and how you took care of everyone. 193 00:10:20,888 --> 00:10:23,056 And I want to do that for you. 194 00:10:23,090 --> 00:10:25,859 I want to do that for us. 195 00:10:25,893 --> 00:10:29,029 And you're right, you've carried this burden way too long. 196 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,966 Ok, you need to just go into those interviews, 197 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:36,003 and show them how amazing and confident you are, and lie. 198 00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:37,905 Lie? 199 00:10:37,938 --> 00:10:38,906 Not lie, not lie. 200 00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:41,675 Just show them how important and good you are 201 00:10:41,709 --> 00:10:44,144 because you deserve it. 202 00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:45,178 Yeah, I can do that. 203 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,684 Couldnít do any worse could I? 204 00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:53,220 My Hero. 205 00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:54,888 I know. 206 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:58,726 You feel like a man to me. 207 00:10:58,759 --> 00:10:59,760 Do I? 208 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:00,227 Do I? 209 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:00,961 Yes. 210 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:01,461 Do I? 211 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:01,962 Yes. 212 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,030 Yeah, do it again. 213 00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:03,731 Yes. 214 00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:04,397 Do it more. 215 00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:06,166 Do it til milk comes out. 216 00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:08,201 Are you thirsty? There you go, just drink it. 217 00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:15,442 SARAH (V.O.) Are you sure there's nothing else in the paper from today? 218 00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:17,444 JOE Yes. No baby, I -- 219 00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:18,812 SARAH You looked at all the jobs? 220 00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:19,913 I'm looking at it right now. 221 00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:21,815 SARAH Well don't feel like you have to hold back. 222 00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:24,852 SARAH it's ok to exaggerate a bit on your qualifications. 223 00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:25,485 SARAH Get your foot in the door. 224 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:26,286 Yes, yes, yes. 225 00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:27,354 SARAH Are you even listening Joe? 226 00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:28,355 You know what, let me give you a call right back. 227 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:30,924 SARAH Ok, let me know how it goes. Love you! 228 00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:32,192 Ok, you too. 229 00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:45,739 JOE Are you here for the interview? 230 00:11:45,773 --> 00:11:51,244 WOMAN Oh, no. No. 231 00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:54,281 (VOICE ON SPEAKER) Fourteenth floor. Welcome to Heroics Incorporated. 232 00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:56,784 Mind your step. 233 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,988 (PHONE RINGS) 234 00:12:01,188 --> 00:12:04,291 SECRETARY Heroics Inc. Yes sir, we still have one position available. 235 00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:07,127 Tomorrow between 1 and 2? 236 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,262 Great, we'll see you then. 237 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:10,831 Yes, how can I help you? 238 00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:14,201 JOE Hi, I'm Joe Martin, I called about the ad in the paper? 239 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,836 SECRETARY The 3 o'clock appointment. 240 00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:16,269 Yes! 241 00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:18,972 I like your look. It's different. 242 00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:21,274 Very average citizen. 243 00:12:22,009 --> 00:12:22,910 Thanks. 244 00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:27,014 (PA SPEAKER) Mr. Simons to conference room A. Mr. Simons to conference room A. 245 00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:31,952 Hey man, should I have come in a costume or something? 246 00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:35,288 MAN Oh, no man, it's for the kiddos. 247 00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:39,893 For the kiddos! Now it makes sense. 248 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:42,129 So you guys do this stuff for like, birthday parties and 249 00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:44,264 Bar Mitzvahs and conventions 250 00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:46,166 for like comic books and stuff? 251 00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:48,035 Yeah. This job is a joke. 252 00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:54,074 Really? 253 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,308 Yeah, there's no crime left in the city. 254 00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:57,544 All that's left is... 255 00:12:57,577 --> 00:13:00,013 a bunch of yahoos and geeks running around in spandex 256 00:13:00,047 --> 00:13:01,348 trying to out-virgin each other. 257 00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:04,918 I mean, you at least look like you might be normal. 258 00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:07,554 Like you took your action figures out of the package 259 00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:08,989 and played with them a little bit. 260 00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:11,324 Maybe touched a boob. 261 00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:13,393 Look at this guy... 262 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,930 Hey buddy what are you supposed to be? A smurf at the prom? 263 00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:19,566 Oh, come on Wallace. Don't act like you donít know me man, 264 00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:20,467 you think that costume fools me? 265 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,202 We went to elementary school together, 266 00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:25,038 you used to cry every day on the playground. 267 00:13:25,072 --> 00:13:26,306 I don't think I would call you for an emergency 268 00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:27,174 unless you could use your 269 00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:30,010 super-sissy tears to put out a fire. 270 00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:32,312 Yeah go home! Go ahead man. 271 00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:34,581 Go home and cry to Mom, Betsy-Wetsy, I'll be over to 272 00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:37,951 beat you up and take your lunch money. Haha-Haha! 273 00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:42,923 Well, I mean, I guess itís a paycheck. 274 00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:45,258 My wife says I should exaggerate. 275 00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:49,196 Oh, hell man. Exaggerate, put it all out there dude, 276 00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:50,230 they'll eat it up. Oh yeah. 277 00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:52,900 (PA SPEAKER) Mr. Garrett to conference room A. 278 00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:55,035 Mr. Garrett to conference room A. 279 00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:56,369 That's me. 280 00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:00,974 Here, you want to finish those? 281 00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:02,876 Alright, well hey, good luck man. 282 00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:03,977 MAN (O.S.) You too! 283 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,415 DAT-MAN My name is Dat-Man. 284 00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:10,617 I am the defender of old technology. 285 00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:12,886 MARY/BLINX Next! 286 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,187 LITTLE BOY: Do you have a 401-K? 287 00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:15,655 MAN: Next! 288 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:21,428 MAG-PIE I'm the Mag-Pie, and basically, I'm like Aquaman, but for birds. 289 00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:23,430 MAG-PIE Do you guys want to hear my bird calls? 290 00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:25,632 (Annoying BIRD NOISES) 291 00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:26,566 MAN Next. 292 00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:28,401 SUPERINTENDENT I'm a Super. You need a Super. 293 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:29,702 MARY/BLINX Next! 294 00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:31,071 COWBOY I do own a massive collection of goats. 295 00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:33,406 MIGHTY PLACEHOLDER I am the Mighty Placeholder! The hero's hero. 296 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:34,107 Next. 297 00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:36,343 I'm Captain Kill Devil. Ahoy. 298 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,078 I am Captain Crow's-Feet. 299 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:38,946 Next! 300 00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:48,155 I'm sorry, you are The Nudist? 301 00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:51,358 Yeah, or I mean Glen. 302 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,160 But The Nudist is fine. 303 00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:56,263 I just don't see how that's a super power. 304 00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:01,001 (THUD OFF SCREEN) 305 00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:02,035 MARY/BLINX (O.S.) Oh wow! OK. 306 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:04,938 Very impressive. 307 00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:06,439 Not bad yourself. 308 00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:07,440 You can go now. 309 00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:08,175 THE NUDIST (O.S.) Huh? 310 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:08,942 Go Now. 311 00:15:08,976 --> 00:15:09,276 THE NUDIST (O.S.) Did I get it? 312 00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:10,243 Go Now! 313 00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:13,113 (PA SPEAKER) Mr. Martin to conference room A. 314 00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:15,248 Mr. Martin, conference room A. 315 00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:32,499 Your motivation is to stay married. 316 00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:36,703 MARY/BLINX What was your name again? 317 00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:37,937 Joe. 318 00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,707 MAN Just average Joe? 319 00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:41,941 Mm-hmm. Yep. 320 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,277 I like it. 321 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,282 Could you tell us a little bit about yourself Joe? 322 00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:50,417 Sure! 323 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:53,220 I have a passion against evil, 324 00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:55,155 I actually just got back from the east coast 325 00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:58,425 where I was battling my arch-nemesis The Crusher. 326 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,727 He threw me into a building in Manhattan 327 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,362 and it collapsed on top of me. 328 00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:04,197 I was able to fight my way out and destroy 329 00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:06,533 the two nuclear warheads that were going to destroy 330 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:07,467 life as we know it. 331 00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:09,469 Or as they know it. 332 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:11,438 Where's your costume? 333 00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:15,075 Oh you see, that's my trick. I like to blend in. 334 00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:17,410 That way the villains, they don't see me coming 335 00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:18,345 and then BAM! 336 00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:21,114 I zap them with my eye lasers. 337 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,515 Could we get a demonstration? 338 00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:24,251 Do you have a death wish? 339 00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:27,287 How strong are you? 340 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:30,490 Oh, strong enough to lift about 3 school buses 341 00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:31,791 over my head at the same time. 342 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:32,992 As strong as Hercules? 343 00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:37,064 I'd eat Hercules for breakfast. 344 00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:38,098 Come on bro! 345 00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:41,468 Wow, A+ for showmanship. 346 00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:45,338 Could you tell me your powers again? 347 00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:46,573 Sure! 348 00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:50,110 I can fly, of course, I can shoot laserbeams out of my eyes. 349 00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:51,444 Oh yeah! And I'm bulletproof. 350 00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:55,048 So we might as well just call you the ultimate crimefighter? 351 00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:56,183 Why wouldnt you? 352 00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,619 -Why wouldn't we? -I don't know! 353 00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:03,790 Quite honestly, Joe, you're the best candidate 354 00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:04,824 we've seen all day. 355 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,793 Yeah, all day we've had... 356 00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:09,196 "my dad sent me here on a rocketship" OR 357 00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:12,232 "I got bit by a radioactive whatever" 358 00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:15,468 But this is bold, audacious. 359 00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:19,406 Would you give me and my colleague a moment to confer? 360 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,441 Sure, chat away. 361 00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:27,614 Hey, how'd you do that? 362 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:32,085 Congratulations! 363 00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:33,286 Really?! 364 00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:35,288 Yep! Welcome aboard! 365 00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:38,591 No way! My wife is gonna be so excited! 366 00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:39,592 You don't even know! 367 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,095 MARY/BLINX Let's get you over to H.R. 368 00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:43,296 and get everything squared away. 369 00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:44,063 Ok. 370 00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:45,632 Did you say you were married? 371 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:46,433 Yeah. 372 00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:49,502 You don't hear about that much in this field. 373 00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:51,338 Except for the Parkers. 374 00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:56,409 Well, all that's left is to get you to H.R., 375 00:17:56,443 --> 00:18:00,079 get you fitted and get you out on those streets fighting crime. 376 00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:02,449 Thanks. So was it an optical illusion? 377 00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:05,318 The way you moved so fast? 378 00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:06,686 Oh, that's my super power. 379 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:11,291 Oh. 380 00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:13,260 Wait! Did you say fighting crime? 381 00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:15,195 (PA SPEAKER) Lift activated. 382 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:17,864 Transferring to main headquarters. 383 00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:19,332 Please watch your hands. 384 00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:21,134 JOE Hello? 385 00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:22,402 (ROBOT VOICE) Phase 3 commencing. 386 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,371 Observe all safety procedures. 387 00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:26,139 (PA SPEAKER) Transporter separation. 388 00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:27,407 JOE I'm kinda in the dark here! 389 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,308 (PA SPEAKER) Low lights on. 390 00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:31,311 Hello? 391 00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:33,180 Hey, I'm looking for H.R.? 392 00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:37,417 (VOICE O.S.) I am H.R.! Heinrich Rammelstein. 393 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:39,419 But you can call me... 394 00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:43,190 Dr. Mystico! 395 00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:47,660 I apologize for the state of my lab! 396 00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:49,262 Let's get you changed. 397 00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:51,130 JOE Wait, so what's phase 3? 398 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:56,303 Blue, Average Joe, blue collar. Makes sense yes? 399 00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:58,905 We're going to go with a very basic look this time. 400 00:18:58,938 --> 00:18:59,672 There you go. 401 00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:04,377 This will do. 402 00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:09,449 JOE So, do kids get to see all this back here? 403 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:10,483 Kids?! 404 00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:13,152 No, this is no place for children! 405 00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:14,687 Are you mad? 406 00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:17,390 They could touch this and particles and molecules 407 00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:18,225 would get mixed up. 408 00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:19,692 And this! This hasn't been washed! 409 00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:22,562 The children could come, and they could flip this 410 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:23,630 and all hell would break loo --! 411 00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:25,732 (MACHINE starts to malfunction) 412 00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:26,966 -- would break loose. 413 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,569 JOE I thought I was filling out paperwork, not briefs! 414 00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:31,404 Oh you're a funny one! 415 00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:33,773 Now that you've got your suit let's move on with the mission. 416 00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:35,442 Mission?! 417 00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:37,944 Now, exactly what do you mean by mission? 418 00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:38,711 Crime fighting! 419 00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:40,447 FLAMER Welcome to the party pal. 420 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:42,449 Oh boy. 421 00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,485 BLINX Alright there's been a chemical plant break-in 422 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:48,355 that turned into a hostage situation! 423 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:49,689 Hostages?! Wait a minute. 424 00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:51,391 There must be some mistake. 425 00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:52,191 See you there Doc! 426 00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:54,193 Are you guys real super heroes?! 427 00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:55,562 I'm a pacifist. 428 00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:56,095 What?! 429 00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:57,964 I'm a science officer. 430 00:19:57,997 --> 00:19:59,966 I don't believe in violence. 431 00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:00,533 It's icky. 432 00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:02,469 Hold that thought! 433 00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:05,605 (LAZER AND ELECTRICAL SOUNDS) 434 00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:09,976 (POLICE BAN) All units in the vicinity of Cash and Lincoln 435 00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:13,313 10-89 in progress at 1988 Cash Avenue. 436 00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:16,549 Be advised. Several armed gunmen have taken hostages. 437 00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:19,352 Suspects are considered armed and extremely dangerous. 438 00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,354 All units in the area respond. 439 00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:28,695 HALLENBECK Captain, they're here! 440 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:29,529 CAPTAIN About time! 441 00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:33,733 BLINX Hallenbeck! 442 00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:34,233 HALLENBECK I made the call, but the captain is in charge. 443 00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:35,668 Riggs, go get 5 more coffees! 444 00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:36,669 RIGGS I'm not your secretary! 445 00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:43,376 CAPTAIN Hallenbeck! I'm waiting on SWAT and you bring me 446 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:45,345 The Mighty Morphin Powder Puff Rangers?! 447 00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:47,347 LARRY/FLAMER Aw, someone's still bitter cuz he didn't make the cut for hero. 448 00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:47,780 BLINX Larry! 449 00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:49,582 LARRY/FLAMER Not my fault he has brittle bones! 450 00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:50,550 CAPTAIN I hate you Larry. 451 00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:51,851 And who the hell are you? 452 00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:53,553 JOE My name is Average Joe. 453 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:54,621 BLINX He's new Captain, but he checked out. 454 00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:55,555 He's bulletproof and 455 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:56,789 he's got lasers that shoot out of his eyes. 456 00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:59,426 Well then what the hell are you letting him stare at me for?! 457 00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:01,494 I'm sorry! Jesus they're shooting at us! 458 00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:06,566 There's a bunch of maniacs in there with some hostages. 459 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:09,402 They've got the place rigged to blow with a shitload of C-4. 460 00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:10,903 BLINX Sounds like an A-6 scenario. 461 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:13,406 DR. MYSTICO We're going to need someone bulletproof to lead the charge. 462 00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:17,644 No one knows what you're saying! 463 00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:20,380 Joe, you're the only one qualified! 464 00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:21,614 No, I'm not even supposed to be here! 465 00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:22,615 I'm not supposed to be doing this! 466 00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:25,385 CAPTAIN Listen, fly in there, disable it, 467 00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:26,753 hell blow it up for all I care! 468 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:29,589 Just get it the hell out of here so we can all go home! 469 00:21:30,357 --> 00:21:31,424 HALLENBECK Do what you were born to do. 470 00:21:32,091 --> 00:21:32,725 Be a hero! 471 00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:44,804 CAPTAIN Hold your fire! Hold your fire! 472 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:46,706 JOE Ok. 473 00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:49,476 Alright. 474 00:22:02,789 --> 00:22:03,456 Why? 475 00:22:05,592 --> 00:22:06,393 WHY?! 476 00:22:08,595 --> 00:22:10,463 Shit, shit shit! 477 00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:11,664 Aaahhh!!! 478 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:14,701 BLINX That was weird. 479 00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:15,935 DR. MYSTICO I'm getting massive power readings. 480 00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:17,804 Who is this? 481 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:18,705 HALLENBECK Angel gang. 482 00:22:18,871 --> 00:22:19,872 DR. MYSTICO Not his style. 483 00:22:21,408 --> 00:22:22,709 Unless he's working for someone else. 484 00:22:22,742 --> 00:22:23,643 BLINX Let's move! 485 00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:26,879 NIGHTWATCHMAN Someone wake up Larry! 486 00:22:42,729 --> 00:22:43,530 Let's go! 487 00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:49,802 DR. MYSTICO (over radio) Mary. Mary. Come in Mary. 488 00:22:49,836 --> 00:22:51,370 Mary answer your thing. 489 00:22:52,472 --> 00:22:54,707 Mary it's Dr. Mystico, answer. 490 00:22:54,741 --> 00:22:55,642 BLINX Doc what is it? 491 00:22:55,675 --> 00:22:56,876 DR. MYSTICO We found a machine down here. 492 00:22:57,844 --> 00:22:58,611 BLINX On screen. 493 00:22:58,645 --> 00:22:59,912 DR. MYSTICO It doesn't look good. 494 00:23:01,013 --> 00:23:02,415 Doc we don't have time for this just find the bomb. 495 00:23:02,582 --> 00:23:03,516 DR. MYSTICO You find the bomb! 496 00:23:06,553 --> 00:23:07,820 JOE Oh God, please don't let me die 497 00:23:12,859 --> 00:23:15,795 Everythingís going to be alright, just wait. 498 00:23:16,596 --> 00:23:18,397 Do what you were born to do. 499 00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:20,533 I was born to run like hell. 500 00:23:22,802 --> 00:23:24,437 How do you even disarm this thing? 501 00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:27,807 Is it the red one? 502 00:23:28,007 --> 00:23:28,975 (Girls mumble NO) 503 00:23:29,008 --> 00:23:30,477 Is it the green one?! 504 00:23:30,510 --> 00:23:32,445 (Girls mumble NO Louder) 505 00:23:32,479 --> 00:23:33,312 You're not helping me! 506 00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:36,649 In the movies it's always the green one. 507 00:23:36,683 --> 00:23:37,450 (Girls voices become more frantic) 508 00:23:37,484 --> 00:23:38,417 I'm sure it's always the green one. 509 00:23:39,652 --> 00:23:40,620 What are you doing?! 510 00:23:41,521 --> 00:23:42,421 DR. MYSTICO Are you touching the bomb? 511 00:23:42,455 --> 00:23:44,190 Are you even qualified to touch the bomb?! 512 00:23:44,223 --> 00:23:45,692 BLINX Are you even a real hero? 513 00:23:46,959 --> 00:23:47,794 BLINX You lied?! 514 00:23:47,827 --> 00:23:48,227 NIGHTWATCHMAN You mean you hired a.. 515 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:49,462 Shut it Hank! 516 00:23:49,662 --> 00:23:50,663 I'm Nightwatchman. 517 00:23:51,631 --> 00:23:53,933 DR. MYSTICO Unbelievable! 518 00:23:53,966 --> 00:23:55,067 JOE Guys, if I could just say something... 519 00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:56,836 BLINX You think you could have done a better job? 520 00:23:56,869 --> 00:23:57,637 JOE Guys! 521 00:23:57,670 --> 00:23:58,304 DR. MYSTICO Oh, I think I could. 522 00:23:58,337 --> 00:23:59,338 I think it's fairly obvious! 523 00:23:59,371 --> 00:24:01,541 BLINX Oh, so you're saying I made a mistake?! 524 00:24:01,574 --> 00:24:02,942 DR. MYSTICO It's VERY obvious. 525 00:24:02,975 --> 00:24:05,244 BLINX I don't make mistakes! 526 00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:06,045 JOE Guys, just one second! 527 00:24:06,646 --> 00:24:07,346 WHAT?! 528 00:24:07,379 --> 00:24:08,981 This things about to go off! 529 00:24:09,882 --> 00:24:10,683 NIGHTWATCHMAN Balls! 530 00:24:11,684 --> 00:24:14,453 (BOMB TICKER STARTS TO BEEP AT A RAPID RATE) 531 00:24:40,613 --> 00:24:42,014 LARRY/FLAMER What happened? 532 00:24:44,851 --> 00:24:46,853 BLINX I agree with you Mrs. Mayor. This is unacceptable! 533 00:24:48,688 --> 00:24:51,958 But have faith, you made the right decision. 534 00:24:52,625 --> 00:24:53,560 MAYOR Did I? 535 00:24:54,561 --> 00:24:56,062 Your heroes cleaned up the city 10 years ago. 536 00:24:56,095 --> 00:24:58,698 They did it quietly, no theatrics. 537 00:24:58,731 --> 00:25:00,600 No spectacle. 538 00:25:00,633 --> 00:25:03,002 I won't tolerate any mistakes Mary. 539 00:25:03,035 --> 00:25:07,640 I can send you back to that crummy PR firm you came from. 540 00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:10,643 Oh, and rethink the uniforms. 541 00:25:11,678 --> 00:25:13,880 You look like Zoro's fat cousin. 542 00:25:18,885 --> 00:25:19,886 NIGHTWATCHMAN Should we kill him? 543 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:21,621 DR. MYSTICO We took an oath. 544 00:25:21,654 --> 00:25:22,822 NIGHTWATCHMAN I ain't gonna say anything. 545 00:25:25,324 --> 00:25:28,027 DR. MYSTICO Mary, I recognized that device today. 546 00:25:28,928 --> 00:25:31,030 If Angel is working with who I think... 547 00:25:32,131 --> 00:25:33,666 We're all in great danger. 548 00:25:38,938 --> 00:25:40,807 JOE So what do I do now? 549 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:43,910 So you go back to your wife, 550 00:25:44,744 --> 00:25:47,079 tell her you got the job, 551 00:25:47,113 --> 00:25:49,548 we'll see you in the morning. 552 00:26:03,830 --> 00:26:06,065 NEWS REPORTER (ON TV) That's right Maria, it was a massive explosion 553 00:26:06,098 --> 00:26:06,966 that rocked the lower east side... 554 00:26:06,999 --> 00:26:08,835 SARAH Hey Babe! 555 00:26:08,868 --> 00:26:10,603 JOE Hey. 556 00:26:10,637 --> 00:26:11,704 SARAH You've been gone all day. 557 00:26:12,972 --> 00:26:15,742 JOE Yeah, the uh.... 558 00:26:15,775 --> 00:26:17,043 ...the interview went long. 559 00:26:18,110 --> 00:26:19,111 SARAH Is that good or bad? 560 00:26:21,681 --> 00:26:22,148 Bad. 561 00:26:25,017 --> 00:26:27,053 Bad enough to get the job. 562 00:26:27,987 --> 00:26:28,755 SARAH What?! 563 00:26:28,788 --> 00:26:30,690 Baby, I got the job! 564 00:26:30,723 --> 00:26:31,157 You got the job?! 565 00:26:31,190 --> 00:26:31,958 JOE Baby I did! 566 00:26:31,991 --> 00:26:34,393 Are you joking? You're serious? 567 00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:36,095 I love you! 568 00:26:36,128 --> 00:26:37,063 I love you, take your clothes off! 569 00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:37,964 Ok! 570 00:26:44,036 --> 00:26:47,206 ANGEL It's just us. Just, stay there. 571 00:26:48,908 --> 00:26:50,943 THUG Hey boss. How'd the test go? 572 00:26:50,977 --> 00:26:51,978 ANGEL Cops came. 573 00:26:52,011 --> 00:26:54,080 We had to set off the bomb and ditch the device. 574 00:26:54,914 --> 00:26:55,782 That sucks. 575 00:27:01,187 --> 00:27:03,389 ANGEL Ok, listen here Iron-Dick. 576 00:27:03,422 --> 00:27:05,124 We're risking our lives out there. 577 00:27:05,157 --> 00:27:06,659 We're putting our necks out there every night 578 00:27:06,693 --> 00:27:08,861 and you're going to pay me three times my price 579 00:27:08,895 --> 00:27:10,763 or I'm going to tear your little ass apart. 580 00:27:10,997 --> 00:27:12,999 LORD MENACE Manners Angel. 581 00:27:13,032 --> 00:27:15,902 M.A.X. is an indispensable part of my plan, 582 00:27:15,935 --> 00:27:20,039 whereas you have a rather expendable quality about you. 583 00:27:23,442 --> 00:27:25,678 ANGEL Lord Menace, we're taking 584 00:27:25,712 --> 00:27:27,113 all the risks and getting almost none of the reward. 585 00:27:27,914 --> 00:27:30,717 LORD MENACE By all means, leave. 586 00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:32,184 I'm sure there are plenty of other vultures in this 587 00:27:32,218 --> 00:27:35,154 city who would be happy to take your place by my side. 588 00:27:35,187 --> 00:27:39,025 However, if we fail to execute my plans 589 00:27:39,058 --> 00:27:42,895 these heroes won't leave you with much of a feast. 590 00:27:42,929 --> 00:27:46,999 You see, your business model is based on profit, greed. 591 00:27:47,033 --> 00:27:49,101 I pay you well. 592 00:27:49,135 --> 00:27:54,907 My plans are result based, and you haven't delivered. 593 00:27:54,941 --> 00:27:57,109 My device could have been tested properly today 594 00:27:57,143 --> 00:27:59,912 had you not called attention to yourselves. 595 00:27:59,946 --> 00:28:04,984 Maybe, you're just feeling a little BURNED OUT. 596 00:28:05,017 --> 00:28:06,753 ANGEL Whoa, whoa, ok. 597 00:28:06,786 --> 00:28:08,454 Hey look, just put that away, just... 598 00:28:08,487 --> 00:28:09,922 there's no need for this ok?! 599 00:28:09,956 --> 00:28:11,457 I'm going to be... 600 00:28:11,490 --> 00:28:12,759 No, don't shoot me!! 601 00:28:12,792 --> 00:28:13,826 Aaahhhh!! 602 00:28:14,493 --> 00:28:16,062 THUG Ok, im out. 603 00:28:19,198 --> 00:28:21,133 LORD MENACE When the machine is capable of withstanding 604 00:28:21,167 --> 00:28:23,269 the power surge, M.A.X and I will 605 00:28:23,302 --> 00:28:28,841 make our final move on Heinrich and the heroes. 606 00:28:28,875 --> 00:28:33,846 Soon not even time itself will be able to stop me. 607 00:29:12,351 --> 00:29:15,021 I'm going to do whatever it takes to make this work. 608 00:29:26,032 --> 00:29:27,834 Morning tushy. 609 00:29:27,867 --> 00:29:28,801 Good Morning. 610 00:29:29,301 --> 00:29:30,436 Did you make me cookies? 611 00:29:30,469 --> 00:29:33,772 EMILY No, I did, because someone kept me up last night. 612 00:29:34,573 --> 00:29:36,375 Yeah, that's cuz I was having sex! 613 00:29:38,010 --> 00:29:40,546 I was thinking, I have teacher in service day today, 614 00:29:40,579 --> 00:29:42,281 so maybe I could stay home 615 00:29:42,314 --> 00:29:43,983 for a little while before you start your job. 616 00:29:44,016 --> 00:29:45,117 JOE That would be amazing. 617 00:29:45,151 --> 00:29:47,553 SARAH Hey, I meant to ask you, what's the job anyway? 618 00:29:47,586 --> 00:29:49,922 JOE Oh... 619 00:29:49,956 --> 00:29:50,990 It's nothing really. 620 00:29:51,023 --> 00:29:52,591 I just uh... 621 00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:54,060 ...working in a lab and... 622 00:29:54,093 --> 00:29:55,561 EMILY Somebody's here. 623 00:29:55,594 --> 00:29:56,929 SARAH Who? 624 00:29:56,963 --> 00:29:59,165 EMILY A lady that looks like she's pinching a dime between her ass 625 00:29:59,198 --> 00:30:02,034 and a hunky scientist. 626 00:30:02,068 --> 00:30:04,303 I'm so sorry! I'm sorry baby, that's for me. 627 00:30:04,336 --> 00:30:05,437 That's for me! 628 00:30:05,471 --> 00:30:08,040 I gotta go, I forgot they pick you up the first day. 629 00:30:08,074 --> 00:30:10,009 I gotta go. Love you! 630 00:30:10,042 --> 00:30:10,910 SARAH Love you. Good luck! 631 00:30:13,112 --> 00:30:14,914 I'll take that, you choke on that! 632 00:30:16,115 --> 00:30:17,316 JOE What the heck! 633 00:30:17,349 --> 00:30:20,252 What are you guys even doing here? This is my freaking house. 634 00:30:20,286 --> 00:30:21,620 This is my house, what are you doing here? 635 00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:22,989 This is my temple of zen! 636 00:30:23,022 --> 00:30:24,090 BLINX We carpool. 637 00:30:24,123 --> 00:30:25,024 Oh, I guess you failed to mention that yesterday. 638 00:30:25,057 --> 00:30:27,359 Oh, I'm sorry. Did I fail to mention that? 639 00:30:27,393 --> 00:30:31,297 I must have been distracted by a massive explosion you caused! 640 00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:35,902 That's a good point. That's a good point. 641 00:30:35,935 --> 00:30:37,937 So, it's usually just us. 642 00:30:37,970 --> 00:30:39,906 Larry's the only one who can fly. 643 00:30:39,939 --> 00:30:42,008 DR. MYSTICO Well I did offer to rectify such things. 644 00:30:42,641 --> 00:30:43,375 And I'm still hungry. 645 00:30:43,976 --> 00:30:45,044 Here, go nuts. 646 00:30:48,247 --> 00:30:49,248 Who's that? 647 00:30:50,249 --> 00:30:52,952 Oh, that's my sister-in-law, she's a handful. 648 00:30:54,153 --> 00:30:55,321 I'll bet she is. 649 00:30:58,190 --> 00:30:59,458 Hunky man's eating my cookie. 650 00:31:00,993 --> 00:31:02,161 Who does she think she is? 651 00:31:02,194 --> 00:31:03,395 Opening the door for my husband. 652 00:31:04,163 --> 00:31:04,897 Jealous? 653 00:31:05,864 --> 00:31:07,366 I just don't like fast women that's all. 654 00:31:12,671 --> 00:31:14,173 BLINX Since you're clueless about being a super hero, 655 00:31:14,206 --> 00:31:15,307 here's the brief. 656 00:31:15,341 --> 00:31:17,944 Heroics Inc has wiped out crime over the last decade 657 00:31:17,977 --> 00:31:20,246 and we only recently got reactivated. 658 00:31:20,279 --> 00:31:24,183 DR. MYSTICO In the past 6 months, crime has gone up over 62%. 659 00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:26,185 BLINX The general public doesn't know, so I'm damage control. 660 00:31:26,218 --> 00:31:29,188 The fewer people that know, the better obviously. 661 00:31:29,221 --> 00:31:30,957 If we go public, the mayor thinks we won't have 662 00:31:30,990 --> 00:31:31,890 the support we need. 663 00:31:31,924 --> 00:31:34,293 It's my job to keep us on track and covert. 664 00:31:36,128 --> 00:31:38,397 Hey, so why'd you put the ad in the newspaper then? 665 00:31:40,066 --> 00:31:41,934 It was for heroes to read. 666 00:31:43,035 --> 00:31:44,703 LARRY/FLAMER Is that why you put it in the super secret 667 00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:45,771 super hero newspaper? 668 00:31:45,804 --> 00:31:48,174 BLINX I thought hiding in plain sight was best. 669 00:31:49,375 --> 00:31:51,477 Besides, who took that ad seriously? 670 00:31:54,180 --> 00:31:56,182 Most people thought it was for kids parties and they were easy 671 00:31:56,215 --> 00:31:57,383 enough to dismiss. 672 00:31:59,451 --> 00:32:01,453 JOE So, you're just saying you just made a mistake? 673 00:32:07,326 --> 00:32:09,128 DR. MYSTICO Oh, would you look at that. 674 00:32:09,161 --> 00:32:10,396 Hank is up early. 675 00:32:12,098 --> 00:32:12,464 Does he live here? 676 00:32:13,199 --> 00:32:14,166 DR. MYSTICO He never leaves. 677 00:32:14,866 --> 00:32:16,102 Both of his parents were heroes. 678 00:32:16,135 --> 00:32:17,369 He has a lot to live up to. 679 00:32:18,070 --> 00:32:20,172 The emergency beeper please, yes? Thank you. 680 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:24,443 Always remember to bring an extra change of clothes. 681 00:32:24,476 --> 00:32:26,145 JOE Hey, when do we get paid? 682 00:32:27,079 --> 00:32:28,047 Every week. 683 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:29,481 Crime doesn't pay, but being a hero sure does. 684 00:32:31,050 --> 00:32:32,551 BLINX Weíll send you out with Hank. Learn the ropes. 685 00:32:33,485 --> 00:32:35,721 Doc will be working on your new suits. 686 00:32:35,754 --> 00:32:37,389 JOE So what are his powers? 687 00:32:37,423 --> 00:32:40,259 Hank doesn't have any. Both his parents were supers. 688 00:32:40,759 --> 00:32:42,428 DR. MYSTICO Yes, when both parents are heroes 689 00:32:42,461 --> 00:32:44,430 it usually doesn't get passed down to the kiddos. 690 00:32:45,364 --> 00:32:48,234 ROBOT VOICE I apologize for being rude, Good morning Joe Martin. 691 00:32:48,267 --> 00:32:49,735 What is that? 692 00:32:49,768 --> 00:32:52,338 That, my chubby friend is a super computer mainframe. 693 00:32:52,371 --> 00:32:54,006 ROBOT VOICE My name is LEXII. 694 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:55,441 Hi, my name's Joe Martin. 695 00:32:55,474 --> 00:32:59,011 LARRY/FLAMER It can do anything that you ask it to. Ask it anything. 696 00:32:59,178 --> 00:33:01,113 ANYTHING. 697 00:33:01,513 --> 00:33:03,349 Well, I could use a tune up. 698 00:33:03,382 --> 00:33:04,250 LEXII Ok, Joe. 699 00:33:04,283 --> 00:33:05,317 LARRY That's it? That's all you got? 700 00:33:05,351 --> 00:33:07,319 LEXII A local towing service has been dispatched. 701 00:33:09,055 --> 00:33:09,755 LARRY Computer! 702 00:33:09,788 --> 00:33:10,322 LEXII Yes Larry? 703 00:33:10,356 --> 00:33:11,657 Give me a bloody mary. 704 00:33:11,690 --> 00:33:14,060 LEXII Blood alcohol levels indicate that you have already had 2. 705 00:33:14,093 --> 00:33:15,394 LARRY I don't care if I've already had 2. 706 00:33:15,427 --> 00:33:17,096 LEXII Don't worry your AA sponsor has already been alerted... 707 00:33:17,129 --> 00:33:18,230 Are you a computer or my mother?! 708 00:33:18,264 --> 00:33:19,998 LEXII ...as well as your court appointed attorney. 709 00:33:21,067 --> 00:33:22,334 Answer his question. 710 00:33:22,368 --> 00:33:24,203 LEXII A towing service has been dispatched to your residence, 711 00:33:24,236 --> 00:33:25,304 No way! 712 00:33:26,705 --> 00:33:27,673 LEXII Maintenance of your vehicle has been assigned to Hank Horowitz. 713 00:33:27,706 --> 00:33:28,340 LARRY I'm surprised it didn't respond with 714 00:33:28,374 --> 00:33:30,409 "your car's a piece of crap" 715 00:33:31,810 --> 00:33:33,245 Because your car is a piece of crap. 716 00:33:35,181 --> 00:33:36,148 Welcome to the team. 717 00:33:37,316 --> 00:33:38,617 JOE So you're gonna be teaching me the ropes huh? 718 00:33:40,419 --> 00:33:42,288 I'm guessing there's a lot to learn. 719 00:33:43,255 --> 00:33:44,256 You know I really appreciate 720 00:33:44,290 --> 00:33:46,258 all the help with this tune up and everything. 721 00:33:46,292 --> 00:33:48,494 I mean, I've just been out of work for so long. 722 00:33:48,527 --> 00:33:50,629 Sarah and I we just really couldn't afford this. 723 00:33:53,432 --> 00:33:55,434 Hey, so I guess you learned all this stuff from your dad? 724 00:33:56,168 --> 00:33:57,803 I mean he was pretty good huh? 725 00:33:57,836 --> 00:33:59,405 Hey did you ever think about asking Doc for 726 00:33:59,438 --> 00:34:01,273 a little help in the super powers department? 727 00:34:02,341 --> 00:34:04,410 He tried making me a suit once, 728 00:34:04,443 --> 00:34:06,378 but I'd rather use what god gave me. 729 00:34:06,412 --> 00:34:07,346 That's noble. 730 00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:09,115 You know what god gave me? 731 00:34:09,148 --> 00:34:10,282 Thighs that rub. 732 00:34:10,316 --> 00:34:13,051 So do you think Doc's gonna give me a cool suit to wear? 733 00:34:14,186 --> 00:34:16,388 I'm not gonna lie, I'm really excited about this. 734 00:34:16,422 --> 00:34:19,425 I know it's just a temporary one, but it's gonna be awesome! 735 00:34:19,458 --> 00:34:23,295 I mean, you know, I guess it's just one of the perks right? 736 00:34:23,329 --> 00:34:26,598 You get to say cool things, like "Stop evil-doer!" 737 00:34:27,333 --> 00:34:29,101 You get to wear cool outfits. 738 00:34:29,601 --> 00:34:31,470 Swing from rooftops. 739 00:34:32,638 --> 00:34:34,140 Hey have you guys ever thought about 740 00:34:34,173 --> 00:34:36,108 doing like a slow-mo walk, 741 00:34:36,142 --> 00:34:38,177 like in Armageddon where you all just kind of walk out -- 742 00:34:38,210 --> 00:34:39,578 NIGHTWATCHMAN You know you could die from doing this. 743 00:34:40,879 --> 00:34:42,348 POLICE BAN All heroes in the downtown corridor 744 00:34:42,381 --> 00:34:44,250 please respond to a 10-70. 745 00:34:44,283 --> 00:34:46,385 Break in at refined metals storage unit. 746 00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:47,486 Proceed with caution. 747 00:34:54,926 --> 00:34:56,662 NIGHTWATCHMAN First appearance in front of your enemies is everything. 748 00:34:57,329 --> 00:34:58,164 No fear. 749 00:34:58,197 --> 00:34:59,198 Yeah, but I'm not ready. 750 00:34:59,231 --> 00:34:59,865 No fear. 751 00:34:59,898 --> 00:35:00,199 I'm not ready. 752 00:35:00,232 --> 00:35:02,134 No fear! 753 00:35:02,168 --> 00:35:03,369 I'm not ready. 754 00:35:03,402 --> 00:35:04,303 No fear. 755 00:35:05,637 --> 00:35:07,139 Stop evil doers! 756 00:35:07,173 --> 00:35:09,541 It is I, the Nightwatchman. 757 00:35:10,642 --> 00:35:11,477 THIEF 1 Yo, hold up. 758 00:35:12,378 --> 00:35:13,345 Sarah. 759 00:35:13,912 --> 00:35:14,580 Sarah! 760 00:35:15,514 --> 00:35:17,249 It is also I! 761 00:35:17,283 --> 00:35:18,417 Average Joe! 762 00:35:18,617 --> 00:35:19,551 THIEF 1 Look at these fools. 763 00:35:19,585 --> 00:35:20,486 Get the bat. 764 00:35:24,456 --> 00:35:25,357 Holy crap, it's the kid! 765 00:35:25,391 --> 00:35:26,225 Let's get out of here! 766 00:35:31,230 --> 00:35:32,164 Impressive. 767 00:35:32,331 --> 00:35:33,632 Yeah? You think so? 768 00:35:33,665 --> 00:35:35,634 Cuz when we first got out here, I was kinda nervous. 769 00:35:35,667 --> 00:35:36,535 Then my adrenaline was pumping and everything... 770 00:35:36,568 --> 00:35:37,536 DEEP VOICE Hello Hank. 771 00:35:43,675 --> 00:35:44,443 Bobby? 772 00:35:45,211 --> 00:35:46,678 I'm Nightwatchman. 773 00:35:49,315 --> 00:35:51,517 No, I'm Nightwatchman. We've been over this before. 774 00:35:51,550 --> 00:35:53,585 KID Who's your friend? 775 00:35:53,619 --> 00:35:54,920 My name's Joe, Average Joe. 776 00:35:54,953 --> 00:35:55,921 NIGHTWATCHMAN Joe don't. 777 00:35:55,954 --> 00:35:57,289 JOE What, he's like 5. 778 00:35:59,425 --> 00:36:01,427 NIGHTWATCHMAN A very dangerous 6. 779 00:36:02,528 --> 00:36:04,630 AHHHHH!!!!! 780 00:36:04,663 --> 00:36:06,332 AHHHHH!!!!! 781 00:36:06,365 --> 00:36:07,566 BLINX You got whipped by a kid?! 782 00:36:07,599 --> 00:36:09,701 JOE He's no kid, he's Satan's minion. 783 00:36:10,236 --> 00:36:11,537 He's 6. 784 00:36:11,570 --> 00:36:12,971 A very dangerous 6. 785 00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:15,207 So much for getting your part time job at Gymboree. 786 00:36:15,707 --> 00:36:17,709 BLINX I knew I should have hired that kid when I had the chance. 787 00:36:22,414 --> 00:36:24,650 6AM! Tomorrow! 788 00:36:26,685 --> 00:36:39,965 Whatever. 789 00:36:39,998 --> 00:36:41,300 (PHONE RINGS) 790 00:36:41,333 --> 00:36:41,600 What's that? 791 00:36:42,468 --> 00:36:42,968 What's that? 792 00:36:43,001 --> 00:36:44,703 It's work, I got it. 793 00:36:45,371 --> 00:36:46,238 It's 6am. 794 00:36:47,138 --> 00:36:48,440 I know. They're calling me, I gotta go. 795 00:36:50,809 --> 00:36:51,710 Good morning. 796 00:36:53,312 --> 00:36:54,212 I love you. 797 00:36:55,481 --> 00:36:57,816 (ROCK AND ROLL Montage Music) 798 00:37:04,022 --> 00:37:06,492 MARY/BLINX (V.O.) The heart of a hero should never be in doubt. 799 00:37:07,025 --> 00:37:09,361 We hold ourselves to a higher standard. 800 00:37:09,795 --> 00:37:12,498 We do not allow ourselves to understand fear. 801 00:37:13,365 --> 00:37:15,601 Over the next few weeks I will be slowing myself down, 802 00:37:15,634 --> 00:37:17,636 not for my benefit but for yours. 803 00:37:17,669 --> 00:37:20,472 So that you can see what is expected of a real hero. 804 00:37:24,410 --> 00:37:26,778 If you make a great entrance, in your enemies mind, 805 00:37:26,812 --> 00:37:29,348 half the battle is already won. 806 00:37:29,381 --> 00:37:31,249 Make no mistake gentlemen. 807 00:37:31,650 --> 00:37:33,251 My job is to break you. 808 00:37:34,420 --> 00:37:35,287 To punish you. 809 00:37:36,822 --> 00:37:38,590 To push you to your very limits 810 00:37:39,858 --> 00:37:42,528 so that when you are faced with certain death, 811 00:37:43,829 --> 00:37:45,531 you will stand strong. 812 00:37:46,532 --> 00:37:47,366 Proud. 813 00:37:48,367 --> 00:37:49,301 Fearless. 814 00:37:52,804 --> 00:37:54,506 Like a true hero. 815 00:37:55,407 --> 00:37:56,442 Let's go! 816 00:38:03,682 --> 00:38:08,387 Never, under any circumstances reveal your secret identities. 817 00:38:08,820 --> 00:38:09,788 Shut up Larry. 818 00:38:10,722 --> 00:38:11,623 LARRY Why you always tell me to shut up? 819 00:38:27,105 --> 00:38:27,806 Baby catch. 820 00:38:27,839 --> 00:38:28,574 Baby catch? 821 00:38:28,607 --> 00:38:30,342 Yeah, baby catch. 822 00:38:31,577 --> 00:38:32,711 I'm gonna fling babies at you. 823 00:38:32,744 --> 00:38:35,547 In an emergency, know your rallying points in the city. 824 00:38:46,492 --> 00:38:48,360 Ready? Hut! Go! Go! 825 00:38:48,394 --> 00:38:49,728 This one needs love, she's adopted! 826 00:38:50,396 --> 00:38:52,498 This one's a preemie! Get your hands up! 827 00:39:00,872 --> 00:39:10,882 (MONTAGE MUSIC Picks up) 828 00:39:10,916 --> 00:39:20,959 (MONTAGE MUSIC Picks up) 829 00:39:20,959 --> 00:39:30,902 (MONTAGE MUSIC Picks up) 830 00:39:30,936 --> 00:39:40,979 (MONTAGE MUSIC Picks up) 831 00:39:40,979 --> 00:39:50,922 (MONTAGE MUSIC Picks up) 832 00:39:50,956 --> 00:40:00,999 (MONTAGE MUSIC Picks up) 833 00:40:00,999 --> 00:40:10,942 (MONTAGE MUSIC Picks up) 834 00:40:10,976 --> 00:40:19,184 (MONTAGE MUSIC Picks up) 835 00:40:19,217 --> 00:40:20,085 Come on Joe! 836 00:40:20,118 --> 00:40:22,454 Nothin like a baby to get you motivated. 837 00:40:22,488 --> 00:40:23,021 Don't drop me! 838 00:40:25,924 --> 00:40:27,659 Babies are coming in hot Joe! 839 00:40:27,693 --> 00:40:29,561 This one got thrown out of a moving car! 840 00:40:29,595 --> 00:40:32,230 She's covered in oil, she's slippery! 841 00:40:32,263 --> 00:40:33,932 This one's got parents who are gonna miss her! 842 00:40:36,868 --> 00:40:37,703 Whoo! 843 00:40:37,969 --> 00:40:39,004 JOE I'm a super hero! 844 00:40:39,037 --> 00:40:40,939 LARRY Wait Joe, no wait! 845 00:40:40,972 --> 00:40:42,841 Noooo! 846 00:40:47,278 --> 00:40:49,881 Hello Heinrich, I decided to make a video for you 847 00:40:49,915 --> 00:40:52,951 with the outfit I was telling you about. 848 00:40:52,984 --> 00:40:55,954 Doctor, I'm not feeling very good today, 849 00:40:55,987 --> 00:40:57,856 would you like to take my temperature? 850 00:40:58,590 --> 00:40:59,491 SARAH Blue! 851 00:40:59,525 --> 00:41:00,458 It's blue! 852 00:41:02,894 --> 00:41:03,762 -Oh crap. -Oh shit. 853 00:41:05,063 --> 00:41:06,832 EMILY Oh my gosh, that's so exciting! 854 00:41:06,865 --> 00:41:07,633 SARAH Is it? 855 00:41:07,666 --> 00:41:08,600 EMILY Yes, I'm going to be an aunt! 856 00:41:08,634 --> 00:41:09,167 Is it?! 857 00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:09,835 What am I going to do? 858 00:41:09,868 --> 00:41:11,603 What am I going to tell Joe? 859 00:41:11,637 --> 00:41:13,705 He's gonna be excited, won't he? 860 00:41:13,739 --> 00:41:15,240 But he's never here Em. 861 00:41:15,273 --> 00:41:16,241 I mean this whole job thing. 862 00:41:16,274 --> 00:41:17,976 You think that I want to raise this baby alone? 863 00:41:18,009 --> 00:41:20,979 Wait, wait wait! 864 00:41:21,012 --> 00:41:22,781 We are talking about a baby right? 865 00:41:25,050 --> 00:41:26,618 What are you wearing? 866 00:41:31,957 --> 00:41:34,660 MAX The test of the machine was successful. 867 00:41:34,693 --> 00:41:36,995 We've waited a long time for this moment Lord Menace. 868 00:41:37,028 --> 00:41:41,066 Time is a binding concept that we no longer have any use for. 869 00:41:43,669 --> 00:41:49,575 MAX, I believe we should visit an old friend. 870 00:41:49,608 --> 00:41:50,642 LEXII I'm sorry Heinrich. 871 00:41:50,676 --> 00:41:53,679 My system shows that with the current power source, 872 00:41:53,712 --> 00:41:57,749 the new Average Joe suit will not maintain plasma levels. 873 00:41:57,783 --> 00:41:59,785 Suit failure at 93.7 percent. 874 00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:03,989 DR. MYSTICO So then why am I getting power drains? 875 00:42:04,022 --> 00:42:08,059 Would you like me to run diagnostics again? 876 00:42:08,093 --> 00:42:09,861 LEXII Heinrich, your wiring is bad. 877 00:42:10,128 --> 00:42:11,697 The power source is inadequate. 878 00:42:14,966 --> 00:42:17,035 Maybe a flying suit is too much. 879 00:42:17,903 --> 00:42:19,738 LEXII Actually, it might not be. 880 00:42:19,771 --> 00:42:22,641 Theoretically your flying Average Joe suit could work. 881 00:42:22,674 --> 00:42:25,310 It seems with the internal wiring and plasma emitters, 882 00:42:25,343 --> 00:42:29,981 the best power source for us could be the remaining Terinium. 883 00:42:30,015 --> 00:42:31,650 With the Terinium power source, 884 00:42:31,683 --> 00:42:35,320 flight capability success increases to 85.2 percent. 885 00:42:35,353 --> 00:42:38,824 Well beyond our acceptable 70/30 ratio. 886 00:42:38,857 --> 00:42:41,326 Maybe Joe's suit is the reason we've been holding on to the 887 00:42:41,359 --> 00:42:43,795 Terinium all these years, Heinrich. 888 00:42:51,136 --> 00:42:52,337 LEXII Heinrich! 889 00:42:52,370 --> 00:42:55,707 My systems show an unauthorized access to northwest corner 3. 890 00:42:55,741 --> 00:42:58,610 Unauthorized access to main power panel. 891 00:43:30,876 --> 00:43:31,743 Mary? 892 00:43:52,030 --> 00:43:55,000 MAX Hello Heinrich. At last we meet. 893 00:44:02,173 --> 00:44:03,174 SARAH Joe is that you? 894 00:44:03,775 --> 00:44:04,976 JOE Yeah, it's me. 895 00:44:06,845 --> 00:44:08,079 SARAH Close your eyes. 896 00:44:08,113 --> 00:44:10,048 JOE I didn't forget our anniversary did I? 897 00:44:10,081 --> 00:44:11,149 SARAH Come with me. 898 00:44:11,182 --> 00:44:11,917 JOE Ok. 899 00:44:12,918 --> 00:44:13,618 What are you doing? 900 00:44:13,651 --> 00:44:14,920 SARAH Just a little surprise. 901 00:44:15,253 --> 00:44:17,088 JOE Ok, where's Emily? 902 00:44:17,122 --> 00:44:18,123 SARAH At our mom's. 903 00:44:18,156 --> 00:44:19,424 JOE Oh, so a little surprise huh? 904 00:44:19,457 --> 00:44:22,427 SARAH No peeking. 905 00:44:22,460 --> 00:44:24,896 JOE Ok, right here? 906 00:44:24,930 --> 00:44:25,897 Ok, you ready? 907 00:44:25,931 --> 00:44:27,766 JOE Yeah. 908 00:44:27,799 --> 00:44:28,934 SARAH I hope you like it. 909 00:44:28,967 --> 00:44:32,170 JOE Baby, I love everything you do, you know that. 910 00:44:32,203 --> 00:44:33,839 3... 911 00:44:33,872 --> 00:44:34,439 2... 912 00:44:34,472 --> 00:44:35,073 (PHONE RINGS) 913 00:44:35,106 --> 00:44:36,441 JOE Oh shit, hold on. 914 00:44:36,474 --> 00:44:37,108 Oh, Baby, I gotta go. 915 00:44:37,142 --> 00:44:39,177 SARAH Joe, just 2 seconds! 916 00:44:39,210 --> 00:44:41,713 Baby, I'm sorry, I would but this is an emergency. 917 00:44:41,747 --> 00:44:43,048 SARAH It's an emergency. 918 00:44:43,081 --> 00:44:46,051 Joe that is all you ever have anymore. 919 00:44:46,084 --> 00:44:47,685 Baby, this is my job. 920 00:44:47,819 --> 00:44:50,756 Oh, even when they call you out at 3am, that's your job? 921 00:44:50,789 --> 00:44:52,891 Sarah, I don't need this from you right now. 922 00:44:52,924 --> 00:44:54,793 Ok, I can't do this by myself Joe. 923 00:44:54,826 --> 00:44:56,762 You have gone from one extreme to another. 924 00:44:56,795 --> 00:44:58,496 I never see you anymore. 925 00:44:58,529 --> 00:45:02,868 Sarah, you know that I love you, 926 00:45:02,901 --> 00:45:04,202 But I have to go do this. 927 00:45:06,838 --> 00:45:07,705 My hero. 928 00:45:11,843 --> 00:45:12,844 I know. 929 00:45:26,792 --> 00:45:28,794 (SAD DRAMATIC MUSIC Plays) 930 00:45:35,100 --> 00:45:38,503 All units, all units please respond to a 10:33 931 00:45:38,536 --> 00:45:42,774 Warehouse fire at city property warehouse at 10100 Riverside. 932 00:45:42,808 --> 00:45:44,810 Armed suspects possibly on the scene. 933 00:45:44,843 --> 00:45:46,978 Report of explosion, proceed with caution. 934 00:45:55,020 --> 00:45:55,854 What the hell? 935 00:45:56,888 --> 00:45:58,023 What happened? 936 00:45:58,056 --> 00:45:59,190 POLICEMAN Looks like somebody paid you guys a visit. 937 00:45:59,224 --> 00:46:01,326 NIGHTWATCHMAN The only one that was here was Mystico. 938 00:46:01,359 --> 00:46:03,028 REPORTER (O.S.) So, you work here at these facilities? 939 00:46:03,061 --> 00:46:07,032 Yes, my name is Dr. Mystico, I'm part of a superhero team, 940 00:46:07,232 --> 00:46:09,868 and this here is our main headquarters. 941 00:46:10,301 --> 00:46:11,169 ALL Balls! 942 00:46:12,370 --> 00:46:14,205 REPORTER Sir can you tell us what happened here tonight? 943 00:46:16,374 --> 00:46:19,845 It was a firefight! 944 00:46:20,345 --> 00:46:21,947 REPORTER Ma'am can you tell us your name? 945 00:46:21,980 --> 00:46:23,314 Do you work with this gentleman? 946 00:46:23,348 --> 00:46:24,349 BLINX If you want a comment, 947 00:46:24,382 --> 00:46:27,285 you'll have to go through the mayor's office. 948 00:46:36,161 --> 00:46:37,963 BLINX Did anyone call Captain and Hallenbeck? 949 00:46:37,996 --> 00:46:38,964 POLICEMAN Yes, they're on their way. 950 00:46:43,101 --> 00:46:46,872 CAPTAIN So Doc, you're telling us this has all been the same guy? 951 00:46:46,905 --> 00:46:50,041 For a while now, we have suspected a certain someone 952 00:46:50,075 --> 00:46:52,243 at the heart of this crime wave. 953 00:46:52,277 --> 00:46:53,244 His name... 954 00:46:53,611 --> 00:46:55,146 is Lord Menace. 955 00:46:55,180 --> 00:46:57,315 Look Doc, at first it was just theft 956 00:46:57,348 --> 00:47:00,185 and gathering of materials and resources. 957 00:47:00,218 --> 00:47:01,252 But then at the warehouse? 958 00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:03,388 JOE When I was first with you guys? 959 00:47:03,421 --> 00:47:06,925 DR. MYSTICO There was a machine. A time portal, but it was 960 00:47:06,958 --> 00:47:09,961 missing a very important piece of the puzzle. 961 00:47:10,962 --> 00:47:15,333 It required a power source of extreme magnitude. 962 00:47:15,366 --> 00:47:18,369 Just like the one in your suit. 963 00:47:19,370 --> 00:47:20,872 Doc, what did you do? 964 00:47:22,107 --> 00:47:23,341 I think you can fly now. 965 00:47:23,374 --> 00:47:24,442 WHAT?! 966 00:47:24,976 --> 00:47:25,843 LARRY What?! 967 00:47:26,411 --> 00:47:27,879 MAYOR You've got 30 seconds. 968 00:47:28,446 --> 00:47:29,647 BLINX Mrs. Mayor. 969 00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:32,383 MAYOR And you, who said you were fit to give interviews? 970 00:47:32,417 --> 00:47:35,921 And to talk to my office for an official statement? 971 00:47:35,954 --> 00:47:38,089 Mrs. Mayor you have every right to be upset with me. 972 00:47:38,123 --> 00:47:39,124 Do I? 973 00:47:40,325 --> 00:47:44,295 I left you in charge because you said you could handle it. 974 00:47:44,329 --> 00:47:46,631 And it turns out you're the worst one out of 975 00:47:46,664 --> 00:47:47,933 all these degenerates. 976 00:47:47,966 --> 00:47:49,968 HALLENBECK Mayor, I think these guys might be on to something. 977 00:47:50,001 --> 00:47:51,069 MAYOR Johnson! 978 00:47:51,102 --> 00:47:52,904 You keep him on a short leash or I'll have him kicked 979 00:47:52,938 --> 00:47:54,139 back to traffic duty. 980 00:47:54,172 --> 00:47:54,973 Do you get me? 981 00:47:55,006 --> 00:47:55,406 Yes Ma'am. 982 00:47:56,574 --> 00:47:59,344 DR. MYSTICO This crime wave is only the beginning. 983 00:48:00,311 --> 00:48:02,113 MAYOR That's ominous. 984 00:48:04,149 --> 00:48:05,016 You know what I think? 985 00:48:06,684 --> 00:48:09,154 I think this is all just a shake down. 986 00:48:09,687 --> 00:48:11,957 There is no threat. 987 00:48:14,993 --> 00:48:19,030 The city doesn't need you, let the real heroes handle this. 988 00:48:19,064 --> 00:48:21,366 JOE Mrs. Mayor, you don't understand, I need this job. 989 00:48:21,399 --> 00:48:22,467 Me and my wife... 990 00:48:22,500 --> 00:48:24,936 MAYOR Go back to hiding behind desks at whatever 991 00:48:24,970 --> 00:48:26,404 profession you had before this. 992 00:48:26,437 --> 00:48:29,907 This project is terminated. 993 00:48:31,142 --> 00:48:35,680 I'm selling it all for scrap. 994 00:48:35,713 --> 00:48:37,983 You're an embarrassment to women. 995 00:48:51,196 --> 00:48:53,398 LARRY I was a stripper, I can't go back to that. 996 00:48:55,266 --> 00:49:05,276 (SAD DRAMATIC MUSIC Plays) 997 00:49:05,310 --> 00:49:15,353 (SAD DRAMATIC MUSIC Plays) 998 00:49:15,353 --> 00:49:25,296 (SAD DRAMATIC MUSIC Plays) 999 00:49:25,330 --> 00:49:33,738 (SAD DRAMATIC MUSIC Plays) 1000 00:49:33,771 --> 00:49:34,572 DETECTIVE You did what you could. 1001 00:49:37,775 --> 00:49:40,345 NEWS REPORT There is no confirmation from arson investigators yet, 1002 00:49:40,378 --> 00:49:43,781 but reporters did manage to speak to a man calling himself 1003 00:49:43,814 --> 00:49:46,317 Dr. Mystico who may have been involved. 1004 00:49:46,351 --> 00:49:49,487 Reports on the scene were interrupted by a woman, 1005 00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:52,290 possibly implicating the Mayor's office as well. 1006 00:49:52,323 --> 00:49:54,559 For now the scene has been closed off by police 1007 00:49:54,592 --> 00:49:56,394 and arson investigators. 1008 00:49:56,427 --> 00:49:59,497 Neither the Mayor's office or SAPD has made themselves 1009 00:49:59,530 --> 00:50:01,066 available for comment. 1010 00:50:02,133 --> 00:50:12,143 (DRAMATIC MUSIC Continues) 1011 00:50:12,177 --> 00:50:22,220 (DRAMATIC MUSIC Continues) 1012 00:50:22,220 --> 00:50:32,163 (DRAMATIC MUSIC Continues) 1013 00:50:32,197 --> 00:50:42,240 (DRAMATIC MUSIC Continues) 1014 00:50:42,240 --> 00:50:49,347 (DRAMATIC MUSIC Continues) 1015 00:50:49,380 --> 00:50:53,518 BUSINESSWOMAN Well, it's certainly not as large as your last office, but 1016 00:50:54,485 --> 00:50:56,487 it's nice to have you back. 1017 00:50:57,155 --> 00:50:59,056 From wherever you were. 1018 00:51:00,591 --> 00:51:02,127 BUSINESSWOMAN (O.S.) Latte! 1019 00:51:06,131 --> 00:51:07,232 BOSS Oh, I like that, 1020 00:51:07,265 --> 00:51:08,566 I like what you just did there. 1021 00:51:08,599 --> 00:51:10,668 It's not your first time bringing your car in. 1022 00:51:11,869 --> 00:51:13,371 Monkey! 1023 00:51:17,575 --> 00:51:22,247 Take this nice lady's car to the back would you? 1024 00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:23,348 It's what I do. 1025 00:51:24,282 --> 00:51:26,117 Go. Go. 1026 00:51:31,356 --> 00:51:34,125 LORD MENACE Good news only MAX. 1027 00:51:34,159 --> 00:51:36,594 Otherwise, I'll turn you into a bread warmer. 1028 00:51:36,627 --> 00:51:38,363 MAX We still cannot find Mystico. 1029 00:51:38,396 --> 00:51:40,465 The Mayor's office has disbanded the heroes. 1030 00:51:41,532 --> 00:51:43,501 LORD MENACE Then that means they'll be lost forever. 1031 00:51:45,370 --> 00:51:48,373 MAX My frequency intercepted a call into a tv station. 1032 00:51:48,406 --> 00:51:50,308 A woman named Emily reporting that she knew 1033 00:51:50,341 --> 00:51:52,477 Mystico but she does not know his location. 1034 00:51:52,510 --> 00:51:54,445 She stated her brother-in-law works with him. 1035 00:51:55,213 --> 00:51:57,882 It could be the hero we heard about, 1036 00:51:57,915 --> 00:51:58,649 Average Joe? 1037 00:52:01,352 --> 00:52:03,354 LORD MENACE If that is indeed her brother-in-law, 1038 00:52:03,388 --> 00:52:05,690 then I would very much like to find out who is wife is. 1039 00:52:06,624 --> 00:52:09,160 And where we can find her. 1040 00:52:09,194 --> 00:52:10,728 MAX But, why Average Joe? 1041 00:52:13,264 --> 00:52:15,366 LORD MENACE Leverage MAX. 1042 00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:20,171 In times of crisis, this city needs its heroes. 1043 00:52:20,438 --> 00:52:24,342 If we find Average Joe, we find Mystico. 1044 00:52:26,211 --> 00:52:27,478 DR. MYSTICO Good morning Joe. 1045 00:52:27,512 --> 00:52:30,415 Wake up. Rise and shine. 1046 00:52:30,448 --> 00:52:32,149 It's moving day! 1047 00:52:32,650 --> 00:52:36,221 Unfortunately we have been politely asked to 1048 00:52:36,254 --> 00:52:38,556 dispose of my life's work. 1049 00:52:41,726 --> 00:52:43,494 But that's ok. 1050 00:52:43,528 --> 00:52:45,196 That's ok. 1051 00:52:45,230 --> 00:52:47,665 I really wanted to see this in action. 1052 00:52:47,698 --> 00:52:49,700 To see you in action. 1053 00:52:49,734 --> 00:52:51,569 Did you sleep here last night? 1054 00:52:52,537 --> 00:52:53,538 JOE Sarah left. 1055 00:52:54,672 --> 00:52:56,307 LARRY It's no sweat Joe. 1056 00:52:56,341 --> 00:52:58,643 Do you know what the divorce rate is for superheroes? 1057 00:53:00,311 --> 00:53:02,447 Me neither, I'm sure itís pretty high though. 1058 00:53:03,614 --> 00:53:05,250 DR. MYSTICO Who wants pancakes? 1059 00:53:08,453 --> 00:53:09,520 Me! 1060 00:53:10,455 --> 00:53:11,389 I'm wearing the shirt. 1061 00:53:13,458 --> 00:53:14,559 (PHONE DIAL TONE) 1062 00:53:14,592 --> 00:53:16,327 EMILY (O.S.) Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up. 1063 00:53:16,627 --> 00:53:18,563 SARAH Ok, let's keep it orderly please. 1064 00:53:18,596 --> 00:53:20,598 Single file line, next to your bus buddy. 1065 00:53:22,433 --> 00:53:23,334 Quietly. 1066 00:53:24,335 --> 00:53:25,002 Hello? 1067 00:53:25,035 --> 00:53:26,203 Sarah? 1068 00:53:26,237 --> 00:53:28,739 You left before I had a chance to talk to you this morning. 1069 00:53:28,773 --> 00:53:29,674 Let me call you back Em. Ok? 1070 00:53:29,707 --> 00:53:31,242 I'm getting kids loaded for a field trip. 1071 00:53:31,276 --> 00:53:32,310 EMLY No, Sarah, look. 1072 00:53:32,343 --> 00:53:34,679 I think I know why Joe hasn't been around lately. 1073 00:53:34,712 --> 00:53:36,681 I don't have time for this. 1074 00:53:36,714 --> 00:53:39,016 And don't you dare take Joe's side on this. 1075 00:53:39,049 --> 00:53:40,017 Ok, I'm the one who's pregnant and going to have to 1076 00:53:40,050 --> 00:53:41,386 raise this baby on my own. 1077 00:53:41,586 --> 00:53:43,421 EMILY I am not taking Joe's side! 1078 00:53:44,021 --> 00:53:46,724 LORD MENACE Oh, this gets better and better. 1079 00:53:47,492 --> 00:53:49,327 ...Heinrich's been real secretive about what he's doing. 1080 00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:50,461 But then last night on the news... 1081 00:53:50,495 --> 00:53:52,697 (CHILDREN SCREAMING) 1082 00:53:53,464 --> 00:53:54,999 SARAH Ok, I'll call you back after I'm done dealing with them. 1083 00:53:55,032 --> 00:53:55,700 Hey, you guys! 1084 00:53:57,402 --> 00:53:58,436 Sarah? 1085 00:53:59,504 --> 00:54:00,705 Dammit, I finally have something important to say! 1086 00:54:00,738 --> 00:54:03,608 You guys, off the bus right now and to the back of the line. 1087 00:54:04,409 --> 00:54:05,310 MAX Sarah Martin? 1088 00:54:05,343 --> 00:54:05,776 AAAAhh! 1089 00:54:06,577 --> 00:54:07,244 MAX Please put down your phone, 1090 00:54:07,278 --> 00:54:09,514 you have 20 seconds to comply. 1091 00:54:10,548 --> 00:54:11,248 Thank you. 1092 00:54:20,591 --> 00:54:22,693 POLICE BAN All units, all units respond to a 10-33, 1093 00:54:22,727 --> 00:54:25,029 armed suspect has hijacked a school bus 1094 00:54:25,062 --> 00:54:29,467 heading west into the downtown corridor along I-35 near BAMC. 1095 00:54:29,500 --> 00:54:32,703 5 hostages taken including 4 children and an adult female. 1096 00:54:33,438 --> 00:54:36,407 Suspect considered armed and extremely dangerous. 1097 00:54:36,441 --> 00:54:37,342 Proceed with caution. 1098 00:54:37,375 --> 00:54:38,443 RIGGS Hey! 1099 00:54:38,476 --> 00:54:39,777 POLICE BAN Again, all units respond to a 10-33. 1100 00:54:39,810 --> 00:54:42,046 RIGGS Come on, we gotta go. 1101 00:54:42,079 --> 00:54:43,748 Here we go! 1102 00:54:43,781 --> 00:54:47,685 Big moment, big moment. 1103 00:54:47,718 --> 00:54:48,686 HALLENBECK Ok Riggs, drive! 1104 00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:50,020 RIGGS I'm not your secretary! 1105 00:54:50,054 --> 00:54:52,723 POLICE BAN SAPD air support has been dispatched and is en route. 1106 00:54:53,558 --> 00:54:55,059 PILOT Copy that central, this is EagleEye. 1107 00:54:55,092 --> 00:54:57,294 We are airborne and en route for air support, over. 1108 00:55:05,436 --> 00:55:06,637 WAITRESS Do ya'll need anything else? 1109 00:55:06,671 --> 00:55:08,706 LARRY Aspirin. Lots of aspirin. 1110 00:55:11,742 --> 00:55:12,843 JOE So, you and Em? 1111 00:55:14,144 --> 00:55:17,515 Yeah, but she doesn't know about us, 1112 00:55:17,548 --> 00:55:19,450 she definitely doesn't know about Lord Menace, 1113 00:55:19,484 --> 00:55:20,518 so we're good. 1114 00:55:20,551 --> 00:55:21,886 JOE Tell me more about this Lord Menace guy. 1115 00:55:22,587 --> 00:55:24,822 DR. MYSTICO Lord Menace, he was... 1116 00:55:24,855 --> 00:55:25,856 he was my mentor. 1117 00:55:26,591 --> 00:55:28,459 Austria, 1850. 1118 00:55:28,893 --> 00:55:30,361 He was a brilliant man. 1119 00:55:30,395 --> 00:55:31,896 Brilliant scientist named Hans. 1120 00:55:33,631 --> 00:55:34,599 LARRY Hans? 1121 00:55:35,500 --> 00:55:36,534 That makes sense. 1122 00:55:37,768 --> 00:55:40,505 You see Joe, I was Hans' lab assistant for quite a few years. 1123 00:55:40,538 --> 00:55:41,706 We had been developing our theories 1124 00:55:41,739 --> 00:55:43,508 on creating new power sources, 1125 00:55:44,509 --> 00:55:46,577 and that's how we created these things quite by accident. 1126 00:55:47,144 --> 00:55:47,878 JOE What things? 1127 00:55:48,946 --> 00:55:50,948 The crystals. The crystals that I use to teleport. 1128 00:55:51,482 --> 00:55:55,853 Well, it's not necessarily teleportation, it's more of a 1129 00:55:55,886 --> 00:55:57,888 moving forward through time just a few moments. 1130 00:55:58,689 --> 00:56:00,925 You see time travel is very tricky. 1131 00:56:00,958 --> 00:56:02,460 It's quite easy to move forward, 1132 00:56:02,493 --> 00:56:04,128 but to move back... 1133 00:56:04,161 --> 00:56:04,929 is impossible. 1134 00:56:05,963 --> 00:56:07,798 But Hans was convinced otherwise. 1135 00:56:08,733 --> 00:56:12,637 You see time travel requires lots of energy, 1136 00:56:12,670 --> 00:56:14,705 so we obtained a substance called Terinium. 1137 00:56:16,574 --> 00:56:17,174 LARRY Terinium? 1138 00:56:17,207 --> 00:56:17,642 DR. MYSTICO Terinium. 1139 00:56:18,643 --> 00:56:20,645 And on our first experiments... 1140 00:56:20,678 --> 00:56:22,547 Hans wanted to keep his hands clean. 1141 00:56:23,180 --> 00:56:24,449 Hans free. 1142 00:56:24,482 --> 00:56:26,484 So wanted me to perform them. 1143 00:56:27,518 --> 00:56:29,620 Without telling me exactly how dangerous this was. 1144 00:56:29,654 --> 00:56:30,621 LARRY What a jerk! 1145 00:56:30,655 --> 00:56:31,656 I know! 1146 00:56:32,790 --> 00:56:34,959 There was an explosion. 1147 00:56:34,992 --> 00:56:36,561 I was lucky, 1148 00:56:36,594 --> 00:56:38,963 but Hans was left deformed. 1149 00:56:38,996 --> 00:56:40,531 Changed. 1150 00:56:40,565 --> 00:56:41,165 LARRY Changed to what? 1151 00:56:41,198 --> 00:56:42,800 To something else. 1152 00:56:44,201 --> 00:56:44,869 JOE What? 1153 00:56:45,903 --> 00:56:48,939 He decided to change his name, to Lord Menace. 1154 00:56:48,973 --> 00:56:52,443 Which I agree with, it sounds better, cooler, more evil... 1155 00:56:52,477 --> 00:56:53,310 LARRY Looks good on a poster. 1156 00:56:53,343 --> 00:56:54,344 It works, yes it's more marketable. 1157 00:56:55,713 --> 00:56:59,650 You see now, as Lord Menace he continues his reign. 1158 00:56:59,684 --> 00:57:00,818 Trying to go back 1159 00:57:01,952 --> 00:57:04,489 and change the mistakes that we have made. 1160 00:57:04,522 --> 00:57:05,923 LARRY Like the mistakes I made last night. 1161 00:57:05,956 --> 00:57:07,792 DR. MYSTICO Recreate history in his own image. 1162 00:57:10,561 --> 00:57:11,696 Well, what about the Terinium? 1163 00:57:14,832 --> 00:57:16,701 The last known Terinium on earth 1164 00:57:18,703 --> 00:57:19,704 is contained in your suit. 1165 00:57:23,273 --> 00:57:24,842 These pancakes look good don't they? 1166 00:57:27,712 --> 00:57:29,947 POLICE OFFICER This is 20-William-12, we have 10-6 in the area, 1167 00:57:29,980 --> 00:57:30,981 entering I-10 and Woodlawn, 1168 00:57:31,015 --> 00:57:32,449 joining pursuit of school bus. 1169 00:57:33,751 --> 00:57:35,786 (PHONE RINGTONE) "Hello Heinrich" 1170 00:57:35,820 --> 00:57:36,754 EMILY'S VOICE (SEXY) 'Hello Heinrich" 1171 00:57:36,787 --> 00:57:38,055 It's Emily. Stay quiet. 1172 00:57:38,789 --> 00:57:39,524 Hello! 1173 00:57:40,324 --> 00:57:40,357 EMILY (ON PHONE) Hello Heinrich. 1174 00:57:41,058 --> 00:57:42,727 How are you my strawberry crepe? 1175 00:57:43,027 --> 00:57:44,862 I don't know, why don't you look up and find out. 1176 00:57:46,797 --> 00:57:47,665 Shit. 1177 00:57:50,267 --> 00:57:52,036 What, you've never had a woman mad at you before? 1178 00:57:54,271 --> 00:57:55,005 EMILY What's this? 1179 00:57:55,740 --> 00:57:56,707 Morning Joe. 1180 00:57:56,741 --> 00:57:58,543 How did you find us -- ? 1181 00:57:58,576 --> 00:57:59,610 I tracked your phone. 1182 00:57:59,644 --> 00:58:01,245 You're not the only techie in this relationship. 1183 00:58:01,278 --> 00:58:03,581 I want to know why you were on the news last night. 1184 00:58:03,614 --> 00:58:04,982 And you have some explaining to do! 1185 00:58:05,282 --> 00:58:06,050 Where's Sarah? 1186 00:58:06,083 --> 00:58:07,918 EMILY Are you what I think you are? 1187 00:58:07,952 --> 00:58:09,019 Superheroes?! 1188 00:58:11,589 --> 00:58:13,891 Ha ha, that's preposterous. 1189 00:58:13,924 --> 00:58:14,925 EMILY Is it?! 1190 00:58:15,593 --> 00:58:15,960 Yes. 1191 00:58:15,993 --> 00:58:16,226 EMILY Is it? 1192 00:58:16,260 --> 00:58:16,761 Yes. 1193 00:58:21,699 --> 00:58:24,735 HALLENBECK Dispatch, we have a visual going east on I-10. 1194 00:58:24,769 --> 00:58:25,035 Standby. 1195 00:58:27,638 --> 00:58:28,906 This is 4-Victor-7, we just spotted 1196 00:58:28,939 --> 00:58:29,907 an adult female in the bus. 1197 00:58:32,643 --> 00:58:33,510 SARAH It's ok you guys, it's ok. 1198 00:58:35,613 --> 00:58:37,047 They're crossing the I-35 interchange. 1199 00:58:40,785 --> 00:58:46,824 HALLENBECK What the hell is that? 1200 00:58:46,857 --> 00:58:47,592 HALLENBECK Aaaaaahhhhhhh! 1201 00:58:51,061 --> 00:58:52,930 We just lost 7, we just lost unit 7. 1202 00:58:52,963 --> 00:58:54,899 Unit 12, be advised shots fired. Shots fired. 1203 00:58:54,932 --> 00:58:56,567 HALLENBECK Yeah, we saw that, thank you. 1204 00:58:57,334 --> 00:58:58,603 KID (O.S.) We're doomed! 1205 00:58:59,904 --> 00:59:00,838 It's ok you guys. It's ok. 1206 00:59:04,074 --> 00:59:04,842 Joe. 1207 00:59:07,945 --> 00:59:08,779 JOE Oh my god. 1208 00:59:09,079 --> 00:59:10,581 Somebody turn that up. 1209 00:59:11,916 --> 00:59:13,684 NEWS REPORT A squad car has lost control. 1210 00:59:14,351 --> 00:59:15,886 Police are continuing the pursuit, 1211 00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:17,354 but if the suspect at the wheel is armed... 1212 00:59:17,387 --> 00:59:19,023 LARRY 10 years ago I would have been all over that. 1213 00:59:22,993 --> 00:59:24,128 Suits in the van right? 1214 00:59:24,161 --> 00:59:25,095 NEWS REPORT Weíre in just as much shock 1215 00:59:25,129 --> 00:59:26,864 as you are right now at what just happened. 1216 00:59:29,166 --> 00:59:29,900 Joe. 1217 00:59:30,835 --> 00:59:31,902 Joe! No dont! 1218 00:59:33,103 --> 00:59:34,038 I gotta see this. 1219 00:59:39,977 --> 00:59:42,179 NEWS REPORT We're going to stay live with this video as long as we can. 1220 00:59:43,848 --> 00:59:45,382 Joe, no what are you doing? 1221 00:59:45,415 --> 00:59:46,150 You can't do this! 1222 00:59:46,917 --> 00:59:48,719 Actually, you look really good. 1223 00:59:49,119 --> 00:59:51,822 No, what am I saying, you can't do this. 1224 00:59:51,856 --> 00:59:52,256 You're not ready. 1225 00:59:52,289 --> 00:59:52,957 We're not ready. 1226 00:59:52,990 --> 00:59:54,659 My wife's a school teacher, Doc. 1227 00:59:54,692 --> 00:59:55,793 What if it was her out there? 1228 00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:57,795 I won't get caught. Trust me. 1229 00:59:58,062 --> 00:59:59,630 I mean, it's like you said, 1230 00:59:59,664 --> 01:00:00,931 Do what you were born to do right? 1231 01:00:01,398 --> 01:00:02,667 Oh, now you listen to me. 1232 01:00:02,933 --> 01:00:05,102 Ok Joe, you have a new advanced suit. 1233 01:00:05,135 --> 01:00:07,004 You just hold your arms out to glide 1234 01:00:07,037 --> 01:00:08,839 and the thrusters will adjust you automatically. 1235 01:00:08,873 --> 01:00:09,640 Alright, got it. 1236 01:00:09,674 --> 01:00:10,875 And the Terinium? 1237 01:00:10,908 --> 01:00:12,843 I'm actually kind of curious myself to see what will happen. 1238 01:00:12,877 --> 01:00:13,477 Doc! 1239 01:00:13,510 --> 01:00:14,645 You're gonna get killed. 1240 01:00:14,679 --> 01:00:15,880 Yeah, why aren't you up there? 1241 01:00:15,913 --> 01:00:17,114 My suit's at the cleaners. 1242 01:00:17,147 --> 01:00:17,982 Right, right. 1243 01:00:18,015 --> 01:00:19,684 Alright, back up, everybody back up. 1244 01:00:20,117 --> 01:00:20,951 JOE Here we go. 1245 01:00:21,886 --> 01:00:24,154 Ok Joe, just ease into the controls and- 1246 01:00:24,188 --> 01:00:25,122 JOE Aaahh! 1247 01:00:27,958 --> 01:00:29,894 Oh yeah, this should end well. 1248 01:00:33,097 --> 01:00:34,064 NEWS REPORT ..the horrific situation 1249 01:00:34,098 --> 01:00:34,732 that our city is suddenly having to witness. 1250 01:00:34,765 --> 01:00:35,632 DR. MYSTICO Turn that up! 1251 01:00:36,867 --> 01:00:38,736 I say again, suspect at the wheel 1252 01:00:38,769 --> 01:00:40,938 is armed and extremely dangerous. 1253 01:00:40,971 --> 01:00:42,172 And probably a robot. 1254 01:00:47,945 --> 01:00:50,047 Too fast! Too fast, too fast! 1255 01:00:50,447 --> 01:00:51,215 Whoah! 1256 01:00:52,149 --> 01:00:54,051 RIGGS Whoohoo! 1257 01:00:54,084 --> 01:00:57,087 HALLENBECK All units be advised, a flying man has entered the scene! 1258 01:00:57,988 --> 01:00:59,456 KID It's a flying man! 1259 01:00:59,489 --> 01:01:00,057 SARAH What?! 1260 01:01:12,970 --> 01:01:13,838 I can fix that. 1261 01:01:18,475 --> 01:01:19,844 Whoah! 1262 01:01:23,247 --> 01:01:24,715 Yes! 1263 01:01:25,983 --> 01:01:27,752 JOE I thought your suit was at the cleaners? 1264 01:01:27,785 --> 01:01:29,086 FLAMER Hey, it was ready a little early. 1265 01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:31,889 Alright, hang on. 1266 01:01:31,922 --> 01:01:32,723 We're going in! 1267 01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:38,495 POLICE BAN All units, 2 flying men have now entered the pursuit. 1268 01:01:38,528 --> 01:01:39,696 Hold your fire. 1269 01:01:40,130 --> 01:01:41,198 HALLENBECK It's Larry! 1270 01:01:41,231 --> 01:01:42,867 LORD MENACE MAX, pick up your visual scanning. 1271 01:02:20,971 --> 01:02:22,807 Everybody back off, let's give these guys some room. 1272 01:02:23,974 --> 01:02:24,741 MAX Bring it! 1273 01:02:40,190 --> 01:02:41,792 KIDS We're gonna crash! 1274 01:02:41,826 --> 01:02:43,127 Holy shit, we're gonna crash! 1275 01:02:43,593 --> 01:02:44,294 MISS! 1276 01:02:44,962 --> 01:02:45,762 Everybody down! 1277 01:02:46,997 --> 01:02:48,198 Joe! Get out! 1278 01:03:09,987 --> 01:03:11,922 This is the best field trip ever! 1279 01:03:12,189 --> 01:03:13,590 We have to get back to the office! 1280 01:03:13,623 --> 01:03:14,892 That was awesome! 1281 01:03:27,037 --> 01:03:28,138 HALLENBECK Look, there he is! 1282 01:03:35,045 --> 01:03:35,980 RIGGS Contact, rear! 1283 01:03:39,083 --> 01:03:40,250 POLICE BAN Shots fired! Shots fired! 1284 01:03:40,284 --> 01:03:42,586 Backup units proceed with caution, suspect is still armed! 1285 01:03:42,619 --> 01:03:44,254 MAX (OVER SPEAKER) I have Joe's wife Lord Menace. 1286 01:03:45,355 --> 01:03:46,356 LORD MENACE Return to base. 1287 01:03:49,259 --> 01:03:50,995 I think it's time... 1288 01:03:57,034 --> 01:04:01,038 ...for my grand entrance. 1289 01:04:05,642 --> 01:04:07,844 DR. MYSTICO We're not supposed to reveal our identities! 1290 01:04:08,913 --> 01:04:10,314 You told a news reporter! 1291 01:04:10,347 --> 01:04:12,016 Nobody ever wants to talk to me! 1292 01:04:14,118 --> 01:04:17,922 Oh, you're so hot when you're mad! 1293 01:04:17,955 --> 01:04:19,189 LEXII Scanning all frequencies. 1294 01:04:22,659 --> 01:04:24,929 REPORTERS Mrs Mayor! Mrs. Mayor! 1295 01:04:29,233 --> 01:04:31,902 Can you confirm a report of a man flying over the freeway? 1296 01:04:31,936 --> 01:04:34,238 We are not ready to make an official statement. 1297 01:04:34,271 --> 01:04:35,973 In light of today's incident on the freeway, 1298 01:04:36,006 --> 01:04:37,975 we will be doing a complete investigation. 1299 01:04:38,008 --> 01:04:40,144 Now, we are committed to due process, 1300 01:04:40,177 --> 01:04:42,279 so please allow us to do our jobs. 1301 01:04:42,312 --> 01:04:44,982 Any further questions can be relayed to our media relations 1302 01:04:45,015 --> 01:04:45,916 Thank you. 1303 01:04:45,950 --> 01:04:48,152 Get Captain Johnson on the phone, now! 1304 01:04:49,153 --> 01:04:49,653 JOE Oh my gosh! 1305 01:04:49,686 --> 01:04:50,187 LARRY Ha ha ha!! 1306 01:04:50,220 --> 01:04:51,688 JOE We can fly! 1307 01:04:51,721 --> 01:04:52,322 LARRY That was amazing! 1308 01:04:52,356 --> 01:04:53,157 JOE That was awesome! 1309 01:04:53,190 --> 01:04:54,391 LARRY Hold on man, we aren't hugging. 1310 01:04:54,424 --> 01:04:55,159 JOE No? 1311 01:04:55,192 --> 01:04:56,994 LARRY No, go ahead, bring it in. 1312 01:04:57,027 --> 01:04:59,696 I don't care what the mayor says, she can take me to jail, 1313 01:04:59,729 --> 01:05:00,931 I don't even care! 1314 01:05:00,965 --> 01:05:02,132 Joe is that you? 1315 01:05:02,166 --> 01:05:03,467 Hey Doc, come in. 1316 01:05:03,500 --> 01:05:06,003 Yeah wasn't that awesome? 1317 01:05:06,036 --> 01:05:08,138 I just need to take a look at your boosters. 1318 01:05:08,172 --> 01:05:09,406 Sometimes things work good, 1319 01:05:09,439 --> 01:05:11,175 sometimes they don't work as good. 1320 01:05:11,208 --> 01:05:12,342 You just need to get out of that 1321 01:05:12,376 --> 01:05:14,044 and back into your civilian clothes. 1322 01:05:14,078 --> 01:05:14,478 (PHONE RINGING) 1323 01:05:14,511 --> 01:05:15,312 Is that a phone? 1324 01:05:17,081 --> 01:05:18,215 Wait, is it my cell? 1325 01:05:22,286 --> 01:05:23,187 Joe, it's Sarah! 1326 01:05:23,520 --> 01:05:24,955 Just patch it through! 1327 01:05:28,192 --> 01:05:28,825 Sarah? 1328 01:05:28,858 --> 01:05:30,360 LORD MENACE Joe Martin? 1329 01:05:31,761 --> 01:05:33,063 Who is this? 1330 01:05:33,097 --> 01:05:35,399 LORD MENACE I wanted to call and tell you what a big fan I am, 1331 01:05:35,432 --> 01:05:38,235 after your splendid performance today. 1332 01:05:38,268 --> 01:05:40,370 I made a great effort to get your attention this morning, 1333 01:05:40,404 --> 01:05:44,341 but you flew off before we could properly introduce ourselves. 1334 01:05:44,374 --> 01:05:46,143 JOE How did you get Sarah's phone? 1335 01:05:46,176 --> 01:05:48,245 LORD MENACE Is Heinrich with you? 1336 01:05:48,278 --> 01:05:51,281 I believe he calls himself Dr. Mystico? 1337 01:05:51,481 --> 01:05:53,150 What you failed to notice Joe, 1338 01:05:53,183 --> 01:05:56,053 was who was on that bus you saved today. 1339 01:05:56,086 --> 01:05:57,254 Turn to channel eight. 1340 01:05:57,287 --> 01:05:59,089 SECRETARY Mary, did you see what's going on outside? 1341 01:06:05,362 --> 01:06:06,530 NEWS REPORT Again, breaking news. 1342 01:06:06,563 --> 01:06:10,100 Gunfire has erupted downtown, as gunmen led 1343 01:06:10,134 --> 01:06:13,203 by two robotic looking individuals have seized control 1344 01:06:13,237 --> 01:06:14,471 of the Westin Center. 1345 01:06:14,504 --> 01:06:16,406 We've also just received a message from a man 1346 01:06:16,440 --> 01:06:18,475 calling himself Lord Menace, 1347 01:06:18,508 --> 01:06:21,411 taking responsibility for this morning's bus chase. 1348 01:06:57,247 --> 01:06:58,615 I guess we're not going to have time for a taco huh? 1349 01:07:01,151 --> 01:07:02,186 REPORTER (O.S.) Thank you Ernie. 1350 01:07:02,219 --> 01:07:03,253 We are here live downtown where it appears that a 1351 01:07:03,287 --> 01:07:05,789 mechanical device has been taken onto the streets 1352 01:07:05,822 --> 01:07:08,392 at Pecan, directly in front of the Westin Center. 1353 01:07:08,425 --> 01:07:09,659 Eye witnesses are reporting... 1354 01:07:09,693 --> 01:07:11,561 DUDE 1 Dude did you catch those robots destroying the city? 1355 01:07:11,595 --> 01:07:14,531 DUDE 2 Yeah I tweeted that 15 seconds ago. 1356 01:07:14,564 --> 01:07:16,800 REPORTER (O.S.) ...sort of toxic gas, but this is only a 1357 01:07:16,833 --> 01:07:17,901 suggestion at this point. 1358 01:07:17,934 --> 01:07:19,803 Neither the police office or the mayorís office are 1359 01:07:19,836 --> 01:07:22,306 categorizing this as an act of terrorism, but 1360 01:07:22,339 --> 01:07:24,274 it is confirmed that the metallic figure spotted... 1361 01:07:24,308 --> 01:07:25,642 JERK BOSS (O.S.) Hey, Monkey! 1362 01:07:26,576 --> 01:07:28,178 JERK BOSS These cars don't fix themselves. 1363 01:07:28,212 --> 01:07:31,115 What the hell are you doing? 1364 01:07:31,148 --> 01:07:33,183 Hey, Monkey I'm talking to you. 1365 01:07:33,217 --> 01:07:35,051 Now get out there and do your job! 1366 01:07:36,653 --> 01:07:38,054 Yes sir! 1367 01:07:58,475 --> 01:08:00,177 NEWS REPORT The mayorís office is calling for an immediate 1368 01:08:00,210 --> 01:08:01,611 evacuation of the downtown corridor. 1369 01:08:03,180 --> 01:08:04,448 CAPTAIN Keep those reporters back! 1370 01:08:04,481 --> 01:08:06,183 Tell them I'll talk to them later! 1371 01:08:06,216 --> 01:08:08,285 Hallenbeck! You alright? 1372 01:08:08,318 --> 01:08:10,354 HALLENBECK Well, we barely made it off the freeway alive! 1373 01:08:10,387 --> 01:08:13,123 CAPTAIN You're still alive and I need a tactical response. 1374 01:08:13,157 --> 01:08:14,291 RIGGS We don't have one yet sir. 1375 01:08:14,324 --> 01:08:15,325 HALLENBECK Yes we do! 1376 01:08:16,226 --> 01:08:18,128 Captain, we've seen this thing in action, 1377 01:08:18,162 --> 01:08:20,330 it's gonna take more than what our SWAT team's got. 1378 01:08:20,364 --> 01:08:22,666 This thing wants what Joe and Mystico have. 1379 01:08:22,699 --> 01:08:27,471 CAPTAIN And I want a tactical response! 1380 01:08:27,504 --> 01:08:30,607 Well, I guess you've already made up your mind Hallenbeck. 1381 01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:32,576 You screw this up and I'll have your badge. 1382 01:08:34,644 --> 01:08:36,280 HALLENBECK Let's call Average Joe! 1383 01:08:36,313 --> 01:08:37,481 This is so exciting! 1384 01:08:39,649 --> 01:08:41,485 RIGGS We're gonna get fired! 1385 01:08:49,326 --> 01:08:51,361 Joe! It's Hallenbeck. 1386 01:08:51,395 --> 01:08:52,262 We need you. 1387 01:08:52,929 --> 01:08:53,463 Yeah, of course. 1388 01:08:53,497 --> 01:08:55,432 Yeah, we'll back you up. 1389 01:08:55,465 --> 01:08:57,467 We'll give you whatever you need. 1390 01:09:00,370 --> 01:09:01,371 I gotta go pick out a gun! 1391 01:09:02,539 --> 01:09:05,309 Ma'am, leave it. Come on, we gotta go. This way! 1392 01:09:12,949 --> 01:09:15,919 SECRETARY Miss Maddox, he says he knows you. 1393 01:09:15,952 --> 01:09:17,254 MARY Fine. 1394 01:09:17,287 --> 01:09:17,754 It's ok. 1395 01:09:22,992 --> 01:09:25,395 What are you doing here? 1396 01:09:25,429 --> 01:09:26,663 The team is gonna need us Mary. 1397 01:09:26,696 --> 01:09:28,365 Hank I don't have time to discuss this... 1398 01:09:28,398 --> 01:09:29,299 HANK So you're just going to watch this whole thing 1399 01:09:29,333 --> 01:09:30,066 from four blocks away? 1400 01:09:30,099 --> 01:09:30,600 MARY There's nothing I can do! 1401 01:09:30,634 --> 01:09:31,701 HANK Yes there is! 1402 01:09:34,271 --> 01:09:36,273 Now, you can choose to sit on your spoiled ass and do nothing, 1403 01:09:37,741 --> 01:09:39,709 or you can do what you were born to do. 1404 01:09:40,977 --> 01:09:41,778 Be a hero. 1405 01:09:42,546 --> 01:09:43,613 MARY I can't! 1406 01:09:47,784 --> 01:09:48,585 You're a coward. 1407 01:09:57,761 --> 01:09:59,529 NEWS REPORT This morning's freeway chase seems to be just 1408 01:09:59,563 --> 01:10:03,433 the tip of the iceberg. As a man calling himself Lord Menace has 1409 01:10:03,467 --> 01:10:05,669 taken over the streets in front of the Westin Center. 1410 01:10:05,702 --> 01:10:07,537 Along with members of the Angel gang, 1411 01:10:07,571 --> 01:10:09,639 they have taken two female hostages 1412 01:10:09,673 --> 01:10:12,742 and put a large mechanical device onto the streets. 1413 01:10:12,776 --> 01:10:16,380 The device in question did fire a beam into the skies above us 1414 01:10:16,413 --> 01:10:18,782 and a large cloud of light and energy is currently hovering 1415 01:10:18,815 --> 01:10:22,486 over the city. The only question is now, if there are in fact 1416 01:10:22,519 --> 01:10:26,323 superheroes in San Antonio, will they come to the rescue and stop 1417 01:10:26,356 --> 01:10:30,560 this apparent super villain. 1418 01:10:30,594 --> 01:10:33,397 JOE To the man who calls himself Lord Menace, 1419 01:10:33,430 --> 01:10:35,265 I have a message for you. 1420 01:10:35,299 --> 01:10:36,766 For far too long... 1421 01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:41,037 this city's heroes have been forced to sit in the shadows, 1422 01:10:41,070 --> 01:10:42,171 unsure of their place. 1423 01:10:44,073 --> 01:10:48,612 Not knowing whether or not this city that they care for 1424 01:10:48,645 --> 01:10:51,781 would embrace them or reject them. 1425 01:10:54,784 --> 01:10:56,586 Because of you, 1426 01:10:56,620 --> 01:11:00,757 our city now faces the greatest danger it's ever known. 1427 01:11:00,790 --> 01:11:03,560 But I promise you this, 1428 01:11:03,593 --> 01:11:05,595 not one life will be lost today. 1429 01:11:08,432 --> 01:11:12,502 Because guarding over this city... 1430 01:11:12,536 --> 01:11:14,404 ...is this city's heroes. 1431 01:11:17,841 --> 01:11:20,544 We are your guardians. 1432 01:11:24,113 --> 01:11:25,682 We are your protectors. 1433 01:11:42,131 --> 01:11:44,868 Because the heart of a hero is never in doubt. 1434 01:11:51,140 --> 01:11:52,876 We do not understand fear. 1435 01:11:58,147 --> 01:12:00,784 And when faced with certain death... 1436 01:12:03,453 --> 01:12:04,788 we will stand strong.... 1437 01:12:08,425 --> 01:12:09,393 proud.... 1438 01:12:11,795 --> 01:12:13,663 and fearless. 1439 01:12:23,473 --> 01:12:24,841 We will leave no one behind. 1440 01:12:25,174 --> 01:12:26,610 Evacuate everyone. 1441 01:12:37,854 --> 01:12:39,623 And as for you Lord Menace, 1442 01:12:40,757 --> 01:12:43,860 I'm speaking to you not as a hero but as a husband. 1443 01:12:45,529 --> 01:12:47,564 You picked the wrong wife to kidnap. 1444 01:12:48,765 --> 01:12:50,567 Because now... 1445 01:12:50,600 --> 01:12:52,402 I'm going to beat the shit out of you. 1446 01:12:54,971 --> 01:12:56,806 MAX It has been an honor Lord Menace. 1447 01:13:06,883 --> 01:13:07,884 Yo Joe! 1448 01:13:09,653 --> 01:13:11,655 Here to save the city? 1449 01:13:12,188 --> 01:13:13,857 I'm here to save my marriage! 1450 01:13:14,758 --> 01:13:16,893 LORD MENACE Heinrich, you coward! 1451 01:13:17,561 --> 01:13:18,995 You left me for dead! 1452 01:13:19,663 --> 01:13:20,997 You were just a head! 1453 01:13:21,598 --> 01:13:23,500 How was I supposed to know? 1454 01:13:24,233 --> 01:13:25,935 LARRY I can see that. I can totally see that. 1455 01:13:26,670 --> 01:13:28,505 LORD MENACE Do you have any idea how long 1456 01:13:28,538 --> 01:13:30,406 it took me to crawl out of that wreckage? 1457 01:13:30,640 --> 01:13:32,742 To rebuild a new body? 1458 01:13:32,776 --> 01:13:35,479 Try using an Alan wrench when you're just a head! 1459 01:13:36,746 --> 01:13:38,948 Ok, I am genuinely sorry about that! 1460 01:13:39,583 --> 01:13:40,750 LORD MENACE You will be. 1461 01:13:41,685 --> 01:13:44,588 Give MAX the Terinium, Joe. 1462 01:13:44,621 --> 01:13:47,524 and your wife doesn't have to suffer. 1463 01:13:47,557 --> 01:13:48,558 Much. 1464 01:14:02,005 --> 01:14:03,873 JOE Alright, that's it! 1465 01:14:12,882 --> 01:14:13,683 Duck! 1466 01:14:23,059 --> 01:14:25,795 MAX, get me that Terinium! 1467 01:14:25,995 --> 01:14:26,830 MAX With pleasure. 1468 01:14:37,607 --> 01:14:38,842 JOE Can't you make anything that works? 1469 01:14:38,875 --> 01:14:39,843 I said fifty-fifty. 1470 01:14:39,876 --> 01:14:41,244 I heard seventy-thirty. 1471 01:14:41,277 --> 01:14:42,579 Here comes MAX! 1472 01:14:47,050 --> 01:14:49,919 Doc, how vulnerable would he be if he didn't have that Tin Man? 1473 01:14:49,953 --> 01:14:54,023 Extremely, he would have to fire the Terinium himself. 1474 01:14:54,057 --> 01:14:56,626 It's rebooting. 1475 01:14:56,660 --> 01:14:57,894 Can't you just teleport over there? 1476 01:14:57,927 --> 01:14:58,995 It's too close to the beam. 1477 01:14:59,028 --> 01:15:00,664 The field would neutralize and I would be burned alive. 1478 01:15:00,697 --> 01:15:01,598 I have an idea. 1479 01:15:01,631 --> 01:15:02,766 Hank! Hank! 1480 01:15:07,837 --> 01:15:09,539 FLAMER That's not gonna work Joe! 1481 01:15:09,573 --> 01:15:11,608 BLINX If you've got a better idea Larry, now's the time! 1482 01:15:11,641 --> 01:15:14,277 JOE Hank, you and Mary just worry about the hostage alright? 1483 01:15:14,310 --> 01:15:16,846 DR. MYSTICO It's still buffering, you'll be able to fly but you can't fire. 1484 01:15:16,880 --> 01:15:19,749 JOE Yeah, but the suit will still keep me protected right? 1485 01:15:19,783 --> 01:15:20,617 Seventy-thirty. 1486 01:15:20,650 --> 01:15:21,117 Yeah yeah right. 1487 01:15:22,018 --> 01:15:23,987 What will happen if we overload the grid? 1488 01:15:24,020 --> 01:15:24,688 Boom. 1489 01:15:24,721 --> 01:15:25,922 I was afraid you would say that. 1490 01:15:27,156 --> 01:15:28,892 Alright, if we're doing this, we're doing it as a team right? 1491 01:15:28,925 --> 01:15:29,926 NIGHTWATCHMAN Right. 1492 01:15:30,860 --> 01:15:32,562 Alright, cover fire! 1493 01:15:46,676 --> 01:15:47,677 DR. MYSTICO Em! 1494 01:15:47,711 --> 01:15:48,945 Em are you ok? 1495 01:15:48,978 --> 01:15:53,016 EMILY I'm fine! 1496 01:15:53,049 --> 01:15:53,850 DR. MYSTICO I hope this works. 1497 01:15:53,883 --> 01:15:55,919 JOE Look just stick to the plan ok? 1498 01:15:55,952 --> 01:15:57,587 Are you ready? 1499 01:15:57,621 --> 01:15:58,955 DR. MYSTICO Ready to kick my friend's ass! 1500 01:16:00,056 --> 01:16:01,024 Hans! 1501 01:16:01,858 --> 01:16:02,826 Heinrich! 1502 01:16:18,908 --> 01:16:20,977 And you are not a hugger! 1503 01:16:31,688 --> 01:16:32,756 HALLENBECK Hey, hi Captain! 1504 01:16:32,789 --> 01:16:33,790 CAPTAIN Take cover Hallenbeck. 1505 01:16:36,125 --> 01:16:37,661 Somebody call for backup? 1506 01:16:38,161 --> 01:16:39,796 Let 'em have it boys! 1507 01:16:40,129 --> 01:16:42,899 Sorry Hallenbeck, this was the only hero I could find. 1508 01:16:42,932 --> 01:16:45,869 THE NUDIST Stop evil doer! It is I! The Nudist! 1509 01:16:45,902 --> 01:16:48,004 Prepare to meet your doom! 1510 01:16:56,780 --> 01:16:57,814 MAX Get down here! 1511 01:17:00,016 --> 01:17:01,150 HALLENBECK We got this Captain. 1512 01:17:02,418 --> 01:17:04,888 CAPTAIN Hallenbeck, what the hell?! 1513 01:18:03,913 --> 01:18:05,681 MAX Is that all you got Neutral? 1514 01:18:40,049 --> 01:18:40,850 MAX! 1515 01:19:24,828 --> 01:19:27,964 MAX Nice try, but you are no hero. 1516 01:19:32,035 --> 01:19:34,303 Your mother was a hero. 1517 01:19:36,572 --> 01:19:39,275 Your father was a hero. 1518 01:19:40,877 --> 01:19:42,145 But you? 1519 01:19:42,345 --> 01:19:43,913 You are nothing. 1520 01:19:47,283 --> 01:19:50,053 You are weak. 1521 01:19:51,988 --> 01:19:54,123 Any last words Neutral? 1522 01:19:54,991 --> 01:19:55,925 My name... 1523 01:19:57,060 --> 01:19:57,927 is Hank! 1524 01:20:28,057 --> 01:20:29,058 NIGHTWATCHMAN Mary! 1525 01:20:59,688 --> 01:21:01,390 LORD MENACE Pawns are the way to go Heinrich. 1526 01:21:05,995 --> 01:21:07,430 That way you lose nothing. 1527 01:21:11,034 --> 01:21:12,435 MAX!! 1528 01:21:16,439 --> 01:21:17,240 SARAH Nice entrance! 1529 01:21:17,273 --> 01:21:18,007 You're pregnant? 1530 01:21:18,174 --> 01:21:19,175 You're a superhero? 1531 01:21:19,208 --> 01:21:20,076 You're pregnant?! 1532 01:21:20,109 --> 01:21:21,077 You're a superhero?! 1533 01:21:21,110 --> 01:21:23,212 We have a lot to talk about when we get home. 1534 01:21:23,246 --> 01:21:24,180 Yeah, we do. 1535 01:21:28,251 --> 01:21:30,219 God you look good in that suit. 1536 01:21:30,253 --> 01:21:31,020 Let's go! 1537 01:21:34,057 --> 01:21:35,058 Go, go! 1538 01:21:35,091 --> 01:21:36,159 Get somewhere safe! 1539 01:21:42,265 --> 01:21:43,099 Come on! Come on! 1540 01:21:43,132 --> 01:21:44,934 Itís nice to finally meet you Sarah! 1541 01:21:57,480 --> 01:22:01,217 One thing I've learned after all these years, Joe... 1542 01:22:01,250 --> 01:22:03,186 Time is irrelevant. 1543 01:22:05,088 --> 01:22:06,455 What you are willing to do for it... 1544 01:22:08,391 --> 01:22:10,259 means everything. 1545 01:22:27,143 --> 01:22:29,712 We all live in the past or present Joe. 1546 01:22:29,745 --> 01:22:31,347 Never in the moment. 1547 01:22:31,380 --> 01:22:34,217 "Now" is a primitive notion. 1548 01:22:34,550 --> 01:22:37,353 Heinrich thought I was afraid to get my hands dirty. 1549 01:22:38,354 --> 01:22:40,189 But things change, Joe. 1550 01:22:40,523 --> 01:22:43,059 I'm not the coward I used to be. 1551 01:22:58,541 --> 01:23:00,043 Holy... 1552 01:23:00,076 --> 01:23:00,976 Shit! 1553 01:23:18,494 --> 01:23:20,129 Anyone else approaches 1554 01:23:21,130 --> 01:23:22,398 and I kill him! 1555 01:23:27,836 --> 01:23:29,238 LORD MENACE I can change it all. 1556 01:23:30,306 --> 01:23:33,008 Be who I was meant to be. 1557 01:23:33,842 --> 01:23:37,113 Change history, rewrite every mistake. 1558 01:23:37,146 --> 01:23:38,581 No more world wars. 1559 01:23:39,315 --> 01:23:41,517 Right now I'm the villain Joe, 1560 01:23:41,550 --> 01:23:43,519 but I change history 1561 01:23:43,552 --> 01:23:45,621 and I'm a savior knowing what I know. 1562 01:23:46,289 --> 01:23:47,223 I can do it all over again, 1563 01:23:47,256 --> 01:23:49,258 the right way, the way it was meant to be! 1564 01:23:50,159 --> 01:23:52,228 I'll be damned if you're the end of me. 1565 01:23:54,163 --> 01:23:55,164 You want it? 1566 01:23:57,633 --> 01:23:59,034 Then take it! 1567 01:24:06,575 --> 01:24:09,478 If it means saving the lives of all these innocent people, 1568 01:24:11,314 --> 01:24:14,483 the life of my wife and my child... 1569 01:24:14,517 --> 01:24:16,085 just take it! 1570 01:24:18,354 --> 01:24:20,389 You really are a hero. 1571 01:24:23,326 --> 01:24:25,594 Now die a hero's death. 1572 01:24:30,333 --> 01:24:34,470 (DRAMATIC MUSIC Plays) 1573 01:25:06,702 --> 01:25:09,104 LORD MENACE I'll never forgive you Heinrich! 1574 01:25:09,505 --> 01:25:11,374 This is all because of you! 1575 01:25:11,607 --> 01:25:13,509 You were the coward. 1576 01:25:15,411 --> 01:25:18,381 (DRAMATIC MUSIC Continues) 1577 01:25:42,671 --> 01:25:45,674 (MUSIC SHIFTS, DRAMA TURNS TO A SENSE OF TRIUMPH) 1578 01:25:52,681 --> 01:25:53,549 Nooo! 1579 01:25:56,485 --> 01:25:57,686 Noooo! 1580 01:26:04,527 --> 01:26:06,429 LORD MENACE You cannot stop me! 1581 01:26:12,568 --> 01:26:13,469 Noo! 1582 01:26:25,013 --> 01:26:26,449 LORD MENACE The past is mine. 1583 01:26:27,283 --> 01:26:29,652 I can go back and change everything! 1584 01:26:30,319 --> 01:26:33,356 Think of the future we can make for ourselves. 1585 01:26:33,722 --> 01:26:36,492 JOE I did think about the future you son of a bitch! 1586 01:26:38,594 --> 01:26:39,695 And you're history! 1587 01:27:01,517 --> 01:27:04,587 AHHHHH!!!!!! 1588 01:27:43,526 --> 01:27:44,393 Sarah! 1589 01:27:59,542 --> 01:28:04,547 (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC RISES) 1590 01:28:40,483 --> 01:28:43,486 (CELEBRATORY MUSIC Plays) 1591 01:28:56,932 --> 01:28:59,402 MAYOR Captain Richard Johnson. 1592 01:29:01,470 --> 01:29:03,372 Emily Ritter. 1593 01:29:04,807 --> 01:29:06,942 Mrs. Sarah Martin. 1594 01:29:08,911 --> 01:29:11,547 Larry Leija. 1595 01:29:18,153 --> 01:29:20,355 Heinrich Rammelstien. 1596 01:29:23,426 --> 01:29:25,828 Mary Maddox. 1597 01:29:33,736 --> 01:29:35,871 Hank Horowitz. 1598 01:29:39,207 --> 01:29:41,744 And the man who protected his family, 1599 01:29:41,777 --> 01:29:42,745 this city, 1600 01:29:42,778 --> 01:29:45,481 our newest superhero and the greatest example 1601 01:29:45,514 --> 01:29:48,917 this city has that anyone is capable of true heroism... 1602 01:29:49,652 --> 01:29:51,554 Joe Martin! 1603 01:29:51,587 --> 01:29:52,988 Average Joe. 1604 01:30:28,791 --> 01:30:29,992 My hero. 1605 01:30:31,727 --> 01:30:33,596 I know. 108858