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This programme contains
strong language and adult humour
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Are you coming into the UK
to engage in prostitution?
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I'd happily take a rimjob,
but you look kind of busy.
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Are you a member of
a terrorist organisation?
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Do I look like a terrorist?
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Actually, you do, a bit.
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You look like you might have been
blown up by one of your own, er...
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..badly made devices.
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Damn right!
I look like the worst kind.
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I look like a terrorist
with nothing to lose.
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Yeah, but obviously
you're just a dick.
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And I can't be arsed processing you.
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Oooh!
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I could so have a bomb in this bag
ready to blow up a plane.
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Yeah.
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But you are heading off that way.
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You, sir, are Britain's finest.
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Next.
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It is so easy getting
into this country!
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Zig zag
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Zig zag wanderer
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Zig zag wanderer
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Zig zag wanderer
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Zig zag dreams
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Zig zag.
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APPLAUSE ON TV
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Thank you so much
for helping me to the loo.
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It's so hard to find
good help these days.
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I'm back!
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SHE YELLS EXCITEDLY
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You thought you got
rid of me, didn't you?
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Hoped. Hoped I got rid of you.
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So how's life?
What have you been up to?
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Tell me everything.
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Just sitting about, wiping arses.
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BELL RINGS
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Urgh. Did you text him?
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Did I text who?
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Tim! Oh, God.
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You're back!
How did you find me?
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I linked to your Find My Friend on
your phone before you left, silly.
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That's creepy.
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You know, he's so rude.
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No. It's just I like to....
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He's in the presence of an essential
worker and he hasn't clapped once.
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God. Sorry I didn't even think.
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HE APPLAUDS
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Thank you.
You're welcome.
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We should probably move
to a bigger table.
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CLAPPING CONTINUES
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OK. So whereabouts are you
staying then, Tim?
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Well, I've had a little trouble
finding a place.
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HE EXHALES
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LIFT DINGS
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ORNAMENTS SMASH
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Well, er, my nan sadly passed away.
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Fuck me, is this shit anecdote
ever going to end?
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Er, I just mean she
left me her place.
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It's not huge and it does have
a slight old lady smell to it.
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But, you know...
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"Freedom!"
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Braveheart.
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Well, you'll know.
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Well, that's great,
I'll just stay with you.
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Yeah, for...for a few days,
that would be great.
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Yeah. That's what friends
are for, right?
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What's "friends"
got to do with this?
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HE CHUCKLES
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Good one.
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Ruth, can you give me
a hand with these?
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I can't, I'm inspecting to see
if Tim is going to live here.
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Well, make yourself
at temporary home.
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What is the plan, Tim?
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So it turns out all I need to stay
in Britain is a student visa.
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Nah, I don't think it's that easy.
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Actually, yeah,
that would have been simpler.
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Yeah, so I'm going to enrol in
college. Amazing, that's brilliant.
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Yeah, I always regret my decision
not to go to university.
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Whose decision?
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The university's.
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Because?
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Cos I failed my A levels. TIM LAUGHS
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But, er... So what are you studying,
Tim? Psychology, or...?
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It's close to psychology.
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It is...
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..puppetry!
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Pup...puppetry?
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Dude, I just needed a visa.
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And, being differently abled,
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you'll be eligible for
student accommodation!
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I'll come with you and make sure you
find the right office if you want.
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PHONE RINGS
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Oh, who's that?
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Hey, Mom.
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Hey, Timmy, what's up?
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Not much, about to go to college.
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I wish I could go back to college
again, get some ass and some drugs.
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Oh, Mom!
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Do you need some condoms? Don't be
getting anybody pregnant, OK?
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Cos they'll come
out like you. Oh, no!
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Did you try coke yet?
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You got to get quality stuff,
make sure you don't get it cut
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with those laxatives cos then
you shit your brains out.
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And maybe, you know, you could get
somebody to blow it up your ass.
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Yeah.
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All right, Timmy, you have a good
time, huh? You enjoy yourself.
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Bye, Mom.
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Love you.
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Love you, I love you...
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Like, what time do they close?
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The website said five o'clock.
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Yeah, we're not going to make that.
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Let's just come back tomorrow
early in the morning.
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And the latest madness.
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Trans "athletes"
claiming their human rights to take
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part in women's weightlifting
championships.
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Wow, do you actually put identities
that you're scared of
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in "air quotes"?
Answer the question!
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How is it fair when you have
physically stronger men
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taking part in the women's
weightlifting?
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Well, I'm sure you can
still watch it...
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..crying and jerking off
into a sock.
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I...I don't do that.
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At least we know which direction
the Incel Society is.
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IDRIS LAUGHS
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That's good.
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I mean, uh, what
a bloody saddo, eh?
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Er, I don't think
I need your validation.
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Hi, I'm Bobbiey.
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Er, Tim.
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Nice to meet you. You know,
I just don't understand
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how people can be
so lacking in compassion.
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Our difference is our strength.
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I'm a white pansexual -
who's not attracted to women.
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Bisha is Indian and queer.
Um, no...
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You know, it's so hard
coming out to Muslim parents.
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But men like that feel threatened
by - God forbid - Bisha's story.
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Yeah, I mean,
I couldn't agree more.
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Er, I think minorities have
got so much to teach us.
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Er, as carriers of white
privilege it is our job to learn,
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not their job to teach.
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That's exactly... No, I...
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I mean I'm a big fan of the, er,
Hillary Clinton quote about...
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What, Hillary Clinton
the neo-liberal war-monger?
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What, do you think I'd like her
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just because I identify
as a woman and so does she?
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I like your vibe, Tim.
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We're heading to the bar,
fancy a drink?
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Actually...
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..do you know where
I can get cocaine?
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Right, who wants a drink?
Oh, I'll get these.
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Why?
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Can you not handle someone
you perceive as a woman
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paying for a round?
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N-no.
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I... I'll just have an orange juice.
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Mmm. I'm not really sure
I'm comfortable
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being the only one drinking alcohol,
surrounded by people
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who identify as male.
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Cocktails? Yes! Ooh.
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I will have a me-too-garita.
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And Idris will have consensual
sex on the beach.
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Perfect.
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You can like it,
he's never going to get it.
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Up on Melancholy Hill
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There's a plastic tree...
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I actually wanted a pint.
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Bisha, I know you're not allowed to
drink and we all respect your views.
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We may all be drinking - you do you.
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I just want you to know,
you are heard, Bisha.
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I'm not really, not...
Cheers to Tim!
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Eurgh.
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What, is it 2015?
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Why don't you just stab that thing
straight into a sea turtles eye?
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Tim, er, needs them to
drink so it's...
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I think Tim can make
the decision on his own.
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Yeah, it's just the paper
ones go all mushy. Oh.
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OK, well, I guess if Tim wants to
use a plastic straw that's fine.
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Sorry... Am I still in trouble?
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Yes!
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It's called moral relativism.
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And as Tim is oppressed as a member
of the disabled community...
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Ooh, I'm not disabled.
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Oh.
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Yeah, I...I took the decision
to identify as able-bodied.
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Er...
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Oh...
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Oh, my God, I mean that...
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..that is...
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And I assumed traditional
body norms and mis-abled you.
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Oh, my God, I need re-educating.
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No, you don't.
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Tim's actually only just
mentioned this thing.
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It is not Tim's job to teach.
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It is our job to learn.
I am so sorry, Tim.
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I mean, is there anything
I can do to make reparations?
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You could get us coke.
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Er... Yeah, OK.
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So they think you're able-bodied?
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Can they see?
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And more to the point, Tim,
if you really are able-bodied,
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you've got no excuse for your smell.
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Ruth we're living in
a post-label society.
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If Tim chooses not to identify
as disabled, that's absolutely fine.
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Just like I might not
identify as a man,
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that would be fine too if...
if that were the case.
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Oh, you're definitely
not a man.
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But they sound like fucking idiots.
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Ruth, come on.
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Just because they disagree with your
world view doesn't make them idiots.
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They are idiots cos
they listened to Tim.
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They may be idiots...
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..but they are idiots with coke.
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Hey, I'm knackered.
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Idris, where's your bed?
Wait, but...
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Oh, look who's not clapping.
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I can't believe I live with someone
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so unappreciative
of essential workers.
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IDRIS CLAPS
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I'm...I'm exhausted
and I'm going to go hit the hay.
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Hang on, where am I going to sleep?
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Seems like a you problem.
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Did I say you could stop
clapping, fucknuts?
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CLAPPING RESUMES
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I really think we should get to
the disability office, Tim.
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Even if it is all the way up there.
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Good to get your own place
wouldn't it? Both of you.
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Bobbiey!
Oh, hi, Tim!
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I'll see you later.
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We're going to brunch
if you want to come.
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I know this wild place
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and I've been telling everyone
about my cool new friend.
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They would all would love
to learn your narrative.
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Did you get cocaine?
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Yep. I have called a guy.
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Sweet!
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In that case brunch with you
sounds like a hardship worth paying.
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So last night
I was reading about Malala.
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Don't know if you... What,
a woman who's decided to squander
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her moral capital
and go to private school?
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Yeah, I...I read it,
I just thought,
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"Where does this bitch get off
trying to lecture us,"
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you know what I mean?
Don't call her a bitch!
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You cis men really
need to stop judging.
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OK, here's your coffee. Thank you.
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Hi, mate, do you want me
to get you a chair?
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Oh... Why would he need a chair?
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Because he's...disabled?
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What, you label him
because he uses a frame?
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He actually identifies
as able-bodied.
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Oh, OK, cool. Yeah.
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I got you, mate.
But stools are...
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Aw, fuck it.
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So, we have so much to do today.
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Idris says I need to go to
the disability office.
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Wow. OK, boomer.
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Some friend you are.
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Just think of all the narrow-minded
bigots we can challenge
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when we tell them that Tim
self-identifies as able-bodied!
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It will blow their minds!
I've got the whole day planned.
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Dude, I'm not sure that I want to.
PHONE VIBRATES
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Oh, hang on.
It's my guy for later.
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Yeah?
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Fuck it. I'm in!
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MUSIC: Are You With Me Now?
by Cate Le Bon
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THUD
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WHISTLE
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THUD
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Are you with me now?
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Come on, Tim, I think we should try
and get this accommodation sorted,
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if you can just...
What are you doing?
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Hmm? Er, we're going to
the disability office.
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Oh, Jesus.
Have you learnt nothing from Tim?
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Come on, they're organising
an alt-right rally in the Union.
275
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I think it's just the Lib Dems.
Yeah, fucking fascists!
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Fuck this, man.
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Being morally superior
is exhausting.
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Come on, slow coach.
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Yo, Bee!
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Oh, there you are. What a day.
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Yes! Oh, now it's time to party!
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Be good to get out of
this oppressive environment.
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You could, er, come back
go to mine if you want.
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If it's, you know, a small thing.
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Mad! Money, house, paper
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Look down pon mi shoe ah alligator
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Ah weh me live? Skyscraper
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If you nuh like me
you must be a hater
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Anything dem wan' me do
dem haffi pay for
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Fi count my money, y'ah
go need calculator
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Anywhere me step - undertaker
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9-1-1, dem haffi call a operator
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Get up and move, dash weh dat
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Money tie up inna bank
295
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But ah nuff we stack
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Money haffi flip - acrobat...
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I mean, could you turn
it down a smidge?
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Could you turn it down a smidge?
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VOLUME INCREASES
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No! Uh...
301
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Sorry, excuse me.
I just need to squeeze past.
302
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Excuse me.
303
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Excuse me!
304
00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:39,520
I just need to
get to the sink, thank you.
305
00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:45,280
Oh! Can you keep
your party noise down?
306
00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:47,160
I'm tryin' to fuck in here!
307
00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:50,160
What? In my room? Is she tied...
308
00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:51,760
Are those my ties?
309
00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:54,480
I ain't perfect but I promise
I won't do you wrong...
310
00:15:57,200 --> 00:16:00,040
Oh, we did some great
stuff today, mate.
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00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:03,240
Look, I'm sorry if I'm a....
I was a bit impatient. I just...
312
00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:05,800
I've still got so much
to learn from you, Tim.
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00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,040
Oh, don't worry.
314
00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:09,480
My dealer has assured me
that it's ethically sourced.
315
00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:11,160
As is this straw.
316
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Bottoms up.
317
00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:19,080
Fuck! Er...
318
00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:22,480
Look. Well, maybe...
Maybe we should...
319
00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:25,160
Do you want a hand there?
Help you, yeah. Here we go.
320
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Thank you.
321
00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:27,560
I'll just, er...
322
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Yeah. Oh. Oh.
323
00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:33,840
What the fuck is going on?
324
00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:35,880
Oh... Come here.
325
00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:42,080
Hold it steady. Careful. Yeah.
326
00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:44,040
You got it? You got it?
327
00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:46,120
Careful. Just take it easy.
328
00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:48,600
Oh! Oh! Jeez, gone everywhere.
329
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:51,520
Should have blown it up his arse.
330
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Oh, for fuck's sake!
331
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:58,440
That was £200 worth of gear!
What did you do that for?!
332
00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:01,440
Whoa! Whoa! He can't help it. OK?
333
00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:06,040
He's very disabled.
He is not...disabled.
334
00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:11,400
He is just another
able-bodied cis white man
335
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who thinks he can do
whatever he wants
336
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because he's got no lived experience
of exploitation or suffering.
337
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:18,800
OK. Come on, princess.
338
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:22,800
No, he doesn't recognise his own
bias, unconscious and conscious.
339
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:26,280
He doesn't realise he is part
of the systemic bigotry
340
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of the failed capitalist structures
that are all just a facade.
341
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Off you fuckity fuck.
342
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,920
He needs to de-centre his privilege!
343
00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:40,160
Hey! I've finally got privilege!
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Wow. That was amazing.
345
00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:55,800
You know, I'd...I'd love to get
some breakfast and have a chat.
346
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I know it's...it's not your job
to teach but it is my job to learn.
347
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:01,040
Nah, bruv, fuck all that shit.
348
00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:03,160
I'm only in it
for the D and the coke,
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and that queef wasted the coke.
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And you're shit in bed.
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See you tampons later.
352
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PHONE CHIMES
353
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:16,440
I got an email. Will you read it?
354
00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:18,560
I think I forgot how.
355
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,080
"Dear Mr Renkow,
I'm sorry to inform you
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"that, as you've missed
the application deadline
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"for assisted disability housing,
358
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"we have taken you
off our waiting list.
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"Have a wonderful year."
360
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,640
Oh.
361
00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:39,400
Looks like we're going to be
living with you, Idris!
362
00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:46,840
Idris, stop fucking clapping!
I'm trying to sleep.
363
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MUSIC: Close To Me
by The Cure
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00:18:51,370 --> 00:18:55,920
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