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Ah, Dorothy... 10 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:24,736 Now, come on, let's get on with it, shall we? 11 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:25,777 OK. 12 00:00:25,801 --> 00:00:29,456 ALL: ♪ Happy birthday to you... 13 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:32,776 ONLY ALISON: ♪ Happy birthday to you... 14 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:37,616 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Kitty... 15 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:40,376 ALL: ♪ Happy birthday... 16 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:43,456 ♪ To you... whoa! ♪ 17 00:00:43,480 --> 00:00:46,056 Morning. Morning. It's Kitty's birthday. 18 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:48,696 Yeah, I heard. She's 200 and... 19 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:51,136 [SHE CHUCKLES] Come on! What? 20 00:00:51,160 --> 00:00:53,576 Well, Julian said... Sorry, he's the one with no trousers. 21 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:55,056 Yeah, I know which one he is. 22 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:56,456 Well, he just said... 23 00:00:56,480 --> 00:00:58,696 No, no, I know there's more to you than that. 24 00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:01,896 Are you sure you need a cake? Cos because you can't eat it. 25 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:03,616 OK. Sorry, what was I saying? 26 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:05,656 Forget it. What? What? 27 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:06,896 [HE SIGHS] 28 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:09,696 I just wish I knew what you and your mates were saying sometimes. 29 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:11,976 They're not my mates. Not my mates. 30 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,976 OK, but you'd have to fall out of a window and bang your head, 31 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:16,976 and I can say, from experience, that. 32 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:18,976 No... I'm not saying we're not mates, just... 33 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,696 Yes, I know that is what I said, but it's not what I meant. 34 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:24,576 No, we are not more than mates, Thomas, either. 35 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:26,496 OK... No, Kitty, obviously... 36 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:28,080 Yes, of course, we're mates... 37 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:51,576 That brings our meeting to a close. I have a quick announcement. 38 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:54,536 We don't know whether we'll be back in the church hall next week, 39 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:57,376 so we can check the website on the meetings list for details. 40 00:01:57,400 --> 00:01:59,856 Thanks, everyone. Thank you. 41 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:02,776 That was certainly more interesting than the knitting group. 42 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:05,016 Gary's story was so sad! 43 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:07,416 Mary, you're supposed to be anonymous. 44 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:09,336 We're not allowed to say "Gary". 45 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:11,856 Well, it's not going to leave this house, is it? 46 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:14,816 He's not a proper alcoholic anyway - he only drinks beer! 47 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:17,576 Yeah! As long as you've got your seat belt on, 48 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:19,736 you can have three pints. 49 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:22,376 Vanessa, on the other hand... Well, she's clearly drinking 50 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:24,776 because the husband's fornicating with the neighbour. 51 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:26,856 I mean, what is the point of a bunch of people, 52 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:29,256 sitting around, telling each other their problems? 53 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:31,016 I think they're very brave. 54 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:32,416 What's brave about talking? 55 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:34,736 Well, talkings can be very dangerous. 56 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:36,160 ROBIN: No way! 57 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:38,936 There no Zumba today! 58 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:41,616 THOMAS: Nonsense. I gotta work on my core. 59 00:02:41,640 --> 00:02:44,776 How long is this going to go on for, do you think? 60 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:47,376 I mean, how long does it take to fix a church hall roof? 61 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:49,536 Hopefully a while, cos we're getting paid. 62 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:52,016 Some of the delinquents coming through these days! 63 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:54,696 There was a group yesterday of people addicted to 64 00:02:54,720 --> 00:02:56,376 the act. 65 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:57,976 You don't have to be there, you know. 66 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,696 Oh, believe me, I don't want to be. 67 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:01,616 You know, someone's got to keep an eye on things 68 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:03,256 or goodness knows where this will end. 69 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:05,336 Well, there's a life drawing class later 70 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:07,936 you might want to avoid that one. Oh, I will! 71 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:09,816 What time? [ALISON SIGHS] 72 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:11,976 Did you get her WhatsApp? 73 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:15,696 No. I messaged Lucy last night and she still hasn't replied. 74 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:18,776 I would have replied straight away. Yeah. 75 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:21,336 I just want to go out and put it all behind us. 76 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:23,256 Oh, I wish I could go out with you. 77 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:25,896 Sister's going out together! 78 00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:28,416 I was invited to a ball once with my sister, 79 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:30,496 but... there was an incident. 80 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:31,776 Mm... 81 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:34,256 I've noticed you often talk about your sister 82 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:35,976 and it seems like maybe... 83 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,616 [OTHERS MURMUR AND CLEAR THEIR THROATS] 84 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:39,576 Kitty, uh, there is a balloon upstairs! 85 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:40,657 Balloon! 86 00:03:40,681 --> 00:03:42,296 Balloon! Not you, Robin. 87 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:45,040 But I want to see balloon! There is no balloon. Well, then... 88 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:47,856 OK, what was that about? 89 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:50,376 Could not have escaped your attention that Kitty's sister 90 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:52,896 was not as nice as Kitty would like to remember? 91 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:54,496 She was a horrible wench. 92 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:57,776 Real cow. Not a real cow, but... 93 00:03:57,800 --> 00:03:59,976 We just think it's best not to rock the boat. 94 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,656 Yes. If she realised the truth, 95 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:03,616 goodness knows how it would affect her. 96 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:05,216 I mean, do you remember how she reacted 97 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:07,016 when they cleared out her old teddy bear? 98 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:08,696 CRIES: No! 99 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:11,416 Bunty bear! 100 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:13,496 I mean, she cried for a week! 101 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:15,576 Was it only a week? Seemed longer. 102 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:18,096 So just don't ever talk about it? Mm-hm. 103 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:20,576 Let her... lock it up? [MURMURS OF AGREEMENT] 104 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:22,656 It's actually really good to talk about things. 105 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:25,376 I know it might seem alien to you, but to my generation, 106 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:27,056 talking about our problems is... 107 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:29,616 It's not the talking - it's the crying. 108 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:30,976 Well, I... [PHONE RINGS] 109 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,256 Ooh! 110 00:04:32,280 --> 00:04:33,816 Oh... Hello. 111 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:37,400 [CHATTER ]Yeah, speaking. Um... 112 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:49,776 ALISON, ECHOES: You'd have to fall out the window and bang your head... 113 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:51,280 Nah. 114 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:11,800 "Your cats can see ghosts"? 115 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:27,096 MAN: People will tell you you're crazy, 116 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:29,136 but if you believe in ghosts at all, 117 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:32,376 is it really so crazy to believe that certain people are able 118 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:34,016 to communicate with them? 119 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:37,376 ALISON: Robin, can you keep the noise down? 120 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:39,840 Not crazy at all. Yes, I know! 121 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:43,256 Oh... 122 00:05:43,280 --> 00:05:45,016 There was no balloon. 123 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:46,976 Oh, well, you never know. 124 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,576 Maybe later. 125 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:53,816 Uh, Kitty, you do know that if you ever wanted to share 126 00:05:53,840 --> 00:05:56,056 anything with me, you know you can? 127 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:58,056 Like a yoghurt? 128 00:05:58,080 --> 00:06:01,856 Um, no, because you can't share a yoghurt with me, can you? 129 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:03,216 Oh, yes. Yeah. 130 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:04,936 I meant sharing your thoughts. 131 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:08,056 Like, you were starting to tell me about your sister and a ball. 132 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:09,936 Yes, I was. Yeah. 133 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:12,336 You often mention your sister. 134 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:14,816 Yes, we were very close. 135 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:17,416 She was terribly pretty and terribly nice. 136 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:19,096 A bit like you, actually. 137 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:22,896 Kitty, what an absolutely splendid house of cards! 138 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:24,536 It's taken me hours. 139 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:28,216 You're so talented - and so pretty! 140 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:30,336 Goodness. Thank you, Ellie! 141 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:32,616 You are the kindest sister in the world. 142 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:34,256 Oh! 143 00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:37,056 [CARDS FLUTTER] 144 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:38,776 Oh, no! 145 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:41,736 Oh, a gust of wind must've blown it down. 146 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:44,040 Oh, how simply awful, dear sister. 147 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:46,417 Never mind. 148 00:06:46,441 --> 00:06:49,656 It was then we were summoned by our strict old governess. 149 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:53,696 Girls. Your father wants to see you in his library. Quick, quick! 150 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:55,256 [THEY GASP] 151 00:06:55,280 --> 00:06:56,457 Father was very formal. 152 00:06:56,481 --> 00:06:59,136 He liked to be in charge and to be respected, 153 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:01,336 but he was very kind of heart. 154 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:04,576 Ah, girls! My dear girls. 155 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:07,456 Now, since you have both come of age, 156 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:10,496 I've decided to get my affairs in order. 157 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:16,136 As you know, your dear mother and I raised you equally as our own 158 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:19,136 and I have continued to do the same ever since she passed. 159 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:22,016 And I just wanted you to know that in the event 160 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:24,296 of my, um... death... [GASPS.] 161 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:26,376 I have given you equal inheritance, 162 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:28,416 as I'm sure you would expect. 163 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:29,656 BOTH: Yes, Father. 164 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:34,416 Now, in happier matters, we have been invited to a ball. 165 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:35,856 [THEY GASP] 166 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:38,136 It is to be held by Lord Bummenbach, 167 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:41,176 whose balls are the most magnificent in the county. 168 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:42,776 I rather think it's time that you 169 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:44,696 ventured out into society, don't you? 170 00:07:44,720 --> 00:07:47,456 Oh, yes! My goodness, yes! 171 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:50,816 And I'm delighted to be sharing this moment equally 172 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:53,056 with my sister, as equals. 173 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:56,416 If anything, I wish she could have more inheritance than I. 174 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:59,456 No, you should have more than I! [THEY CHUCKLE] 175 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:02,256 Girls, girls... 176 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:03,936 Well. 177 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:06,936 ECHOES: I suppose... I mean, I don't want to, 178 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:09,080 but perhaps I should. 179 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:12,600 Since I am her true daughter. 180 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:19,736 Kitty? Kitty? 181 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:23,056 It's fine to explore this, you know? 182 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:25,416 It's important to be honest about how... 183 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:27,296 What's going on? 184 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:29,456 Nothing. Uh... 185 00:08:29,480 --> 00:08:31,536 Kitty's just sharing some memories... 186 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:32,816 [THEY INTERRUPT] 187 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:35,736 Well, I hardly think it's fair to single out Kitty now, is it? 188 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:37,056 Well, quite! 189 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:39,696 Well, do you have something you'd like to share? 190 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:41,056 Uh, what? 191 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:42,976 I once stole a key ring from the gift shop 192 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,216 at the Amberley chalk pits. 193 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:45,456 Goodness gracious! 194 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:47,896 Well, we all did stuff like that when we were kids. 195 00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:49,496 I was 36, Alison! 196 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:52,096 Ah... I put it on my keys to see what it would look like 197 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:54,856 with my other key rings from the Wensleydale Creamery 198 00:08:54,880 --> 00:08:56,696 and Huddersfield Town. 199 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:58,816 And then I had to take Duncan Leach to the toilet 200 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:02,016 and, after he'd done his business, we were 12 minutes behind schedule, 201 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:03,256 so we had to run to the bus. 202 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:05,816 And it was only when I put my keys in the ignition that I realised 203 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:08,576 what I'd done, but we couldn't stop because we had to get home by four 204 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:10,576 for parents' pick-up. 205 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:13,296 Well, I would never have had you down for a thief! Mm! 206 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:15,256 Would it have mattered to be a few minutes late? 207 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:17,896 Well, then that would've just thrown the whole day out of whack! 208 00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:19,496 You scheduled your whole day? Oh, yes. 209 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:22,256 It's the best way to make use of your time. You're quite right. 210 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:24,256 6.30 - wake, ablutions. 211 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:26,696 7.00 - breakfast, read paper. 212 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:29,216 7.30 - shower with a show tune, 213 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:31,840 something from Annie or Guys and Dolls. 214 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:38,320 [HE SNIFFS AND GROANS] 215 00:09:56,040 --> 00:09:59,776 9.30 - a chapter of Sharpe, cocoa and bed. 216 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:04,096 Didn't you ever do anything spontaneous? 217 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:05,720 Like, unplanned? 218 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,776 Yeah. That's it, Sheriff. 219 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:12,376 You watch out and don't get stuck on that ring road. 220 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:14,776 OVER CB RADIO: Well, I'll try the toll road. 221 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:16,056 That's a big 10-4. 222 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:18,096 WOMAN, SHOUTING: Pat? Pat, love? 223 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:19,376 Standby, Sheriff. 224 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:20,776 What is it, petal? 225 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:24,176 I was just thinking about that new Italian on the high street. 226 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:25,936 I thought we could try it tonight. 227 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:28,296 Friday night's fish and chips night, Carol. 228 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:30,016 Oh... How about Wednesday, then? 229 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:31,576 Shepherd's pie night?! Are you mad? 230 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:32,976 [HE CHUCKLES] 231 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,936 OK... Well, I might go to bingo, then? 232 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:37,320 OK, love. 233 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,816 This is The Big Bad Butcher Man, come alive. 234 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,776 [RADIO STATIC] 235 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:45,256 Hello from the Big Bad Butcher Man. 236 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:46,640 Oh, my God. 237 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:49,696 What did I do? 238 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:52,416 I drove her into Maurice's arms! 239 00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:55,216 I mean, literally. I gave her a lift to bingo. 240 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:59,176 You've had quite a breakthrough there, Pat. Well done. 241 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:02,016 Kitty, were you...? Oh, hello. 242 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:04,416 We're doing this, are we? Fine, I'll go first. 243 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:06,056 [HE CLEARS THROAT] 244 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:08,296 My name is Julian Fawcett 245 00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:11,336 and I've been sober now for 27 years, 246 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:13,880 three months and 11 days. 247 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:17,576 Uh, no, that's not what we... 248 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:19,696 Hold on. Isn't that just how long you've been dead? 249 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,016 Uh, it's a technicality. 250 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:24,256 Can't take credit for not drinking when you can't drink. 251 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:26,016 I've been sober for over 27 years, 252 00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:28,336 and you can't take that away from me! 253 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:30,696 OK. Well done, Julian. We're very proud of you. 254 00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:32,856 Yeah, well, thanks, actually. [APPLAUSE] 255 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:34,176 Yeah. 256 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:37,176 Before you got here, Kitty was actually sharing something. 257 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:40,216 Oh, yes. About when I was invited to a ball. 258 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:43,016 Oh, you don't have to tell! [MURMURS OF AGREEMENT] 259 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:45,096 That's all right. I want to. 260 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:46,616 ALL: Mm... 261 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:50,936 I remember the day before the ball, my father gave a little party. 262 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,216 Everyone was there. 263 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:54,776 Father Matthews enjoying the wine, as usual... 264 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:56,896 Which isn't exactly what she told me in confession! 265 00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:59,136 And enjoying the company of my aunts Iris and Biddy. 266 00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:00,976 Yeah, she's not all innocent I'm afraid. 267 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,376 Just this morning, I saw her with a new pig. 268 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:05,536 Want some? Here, are you trying to get me tipsy? 269 00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:08,976 Oh, I wouldn't dare! Oh, you are saucy! 270 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,336 Isn't he saucy! 271 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:12,376 I am saucy. 272 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:15,376 And two gentlemen who'd come from town to do business with father. 273 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:18,336 [WOMEN GIGGLE] 274 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:20,576 Will you be attending the ball? 275 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:21,856 We certainly shall. 276 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:25,016 I do hope to be on your dance card, Lady Katherine, if I may. 277 00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:26,936 Why, of course you may! 278 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:30,056 [THEY CHUCKLE] 279 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:34,400 I'm so excited about tomorrow evening, I can hardly contain it! 280 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:40,016 What are you doing, Kitty? I'm going to look at my dress! 281 00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:42,656 It's very late. I know, but I just want to see it 282 00:12:42,680 --> 00:12:44,240 and dream about wearing it. 283 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:48,296 [SHE GASPS] 284 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:50,536 My goodness, what has happened? 285 00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:51,816 My dress! 286 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:55,720 You poor thing! Those beastly moths! 287 00:12:57,920 --> 00:12:59,856 At least they've left yours. 288 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,576 That's lucky. 289 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:03,136 Yes. 290 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:05,336 [KITTY SOBS] 291 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:08,696 It was the moths... 292 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:11,720 There, there. Dry your eyes, my child, 293 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:14,160 WHISPERS: I have just the thing. 294 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:20,016 I can't believe it! It's beautiful! 295 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:22,496 She would have been very happy to see you wear it. 296 00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:24,616 It is even better than mine! 297 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:26,240 Thank you, moths! 298 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,320 Well... 299 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:32,136 What is it, Eleanor? 300 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:35,480 ECHOES: Would it not be more appropriate that I should wear it? 301 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,760 She was my mother, after all. 302 00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:47,016 Ha! Well, that was bally good thinking of your father! 303 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:48,296 Those greedy moths! 304 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:50,296 [MURMURS OF AGREEMENT] 305 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:54,016 Kitty, do you think it was a coincidence that your sister...? 306 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:56,256 Yes, well, it's funny, isn't it, 307 00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:58,456 how things work out sometimes? [HE CLEARS THROAT] 308 00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:00,936 Was there something you wanted to share? 309 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:02,976 W... W... Well... 310 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:06,016 Um... 311 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:07,440 I'm, uh... 312 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:11,656 I'm 313 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:16,776 unable to think of anything that would merit sharing. 314 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:19,656 Perhaps Thomas could... Oh... 315 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:20,880 Oh, here we go. 316 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:24,960 I remember one night in my cot in the nursery. 317 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:30,096 Her hands clenched around the bars of my prison, 318 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:32,176 crying. 319 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,856 Crying out for mother. 320 00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:37,576 Imagine being a baby 321 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:39,840 and knowing your mother isn't coming 322 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:42,896 is gone forever. 323 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:45,976 Oh, Thomas, I had no idea you lost your mother so young. 324 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,656 Oh, no, she came eventually and she fed me 325 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:49,456 and she cuddled me and sung me a lullaby, 326 00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:51,096 but the damage was done. 327 00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:52,736 The seed was sown. 328 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:56,480 She was there, but she wasn't really there, you see? 329 00:14:57,840 --> 00:15:00,136 And, yes, she gave me allowance, ample allowance, 330 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,816 and she did make introductions for me with publishers in London, 331 00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:05,376 but she never really believed in my work. 332 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:07,376 She hung it up in frames about the house 333 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:09,216 as though it were mere decoration. 334 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:13,000 My mother had face bitten off by wolf in front of me. 335 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:17,000 So you know how I feel. 336 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:32,376 Still nothing? No. 337 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:35,960 I know she read it last night cos there's two blue ticks. Mm. 338 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:41,136 What's that? Uh, just a smoothie. 339 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:43,056 Hm! What's in it? 340 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:44,576 It's berries, 341 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:46,696 and stuff. 342 00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:48,056 Can I have some? 343 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,936 Nah. Cos, um... 344 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:52,736 [HE GULPS LOUDLY] 345 00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:54,080 It's a 346 00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:05,616 it's all gone, so... 347 00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:06,896 [HE BURPS] 348 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:08,256 Oh... 349 00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:10,936 Yeah, I can make another one, if you like. 350 00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:12,616 Sure. 351 00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:13,840 Oh... 352 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:17,376 [HE RETCHES AND BURPS] 353 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:20,176 Right, what's next? 354 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:21,896 LADY BUTTON: So, let me get this clear. 355 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:23,696 She was your sister... ROBIN: Yeah. 356 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:25,336 And the two of you were...? 357 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:26,537 Right, where were we? 358 00:16:26,561 --> 00:16:28,296 Oh, Fanny want to know everything. 359 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,496 Uh, no, not at all. I couldn't care less, actually. 360 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:32,416 This is your enterprise, Alison. 361 00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:33,816 Thank you. 362 00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:35,936 Um, well, I was just going to ask Kitty... 363 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:38,056 JULIAN: About her dreams. 364 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,656 Erm, no. 365 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:41,096 That's what shrinks do, isn't it? 366 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:42,976 Interpret your dreams like they're messages 367 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,656 from your subconscious or something. 368 00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:47,296 Well, some people do think you can learn from dreams, yeah. 369 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:48,656 Well, if you say so. 370 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:52,496 I mean, I have this dream where I take my daughter to the zoo, 371 00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:56,296 but when we get to the ticket booth, the ticket person is Samantha Fox, 372 00:16:56,320 --> 00:17:00,176 and she tells me I can "come in" for free. Yeah. 373 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:03,776 So she leads me in and then, boom, I'm alone in this pen 374 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:05,616 and my daughter's gone. 375 00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:07,136 Good luck working that one out. 376 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,936 [HE SNORTS LAUGHING] 377 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:11,416 Maybe you feel guilty that your affair 378 00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:13,760 separated you from your daughter. 379 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,616 Oh, right. 380 00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:20,896 I have dreams. Strap in. Same one every night. 381 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:23,816 I'm working in the fields, like, digging up the carrots, 382 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:26,936 when, in the distance, I see a man. 383 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:31,496 His eyes and his mouth are wide open and he's pointing at me. 384 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:34,896 And then I feel something moving in my hand and I look down... 385 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,136 It is the carrots. 386 00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:39,056 They have become like newborn babes, 387 00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:42,176 crying and squirming their roots around my fingers. 388 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:45,936 And I look back up and now, very slowly, the man comes 389 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:47,616 towards me, but he does not walk. 390 00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:50,456 His feet, stay together, dragging through the soil. 391 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:52,216 And still he's pointing at me. 392 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:55,096 And I try to breathe in to scream, but I cannot, 393 00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:56,576 and my mouth fills with dirt. 394 00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:58,376 And now the man's on fire. 395 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:00,320 And that's when I wake up. 396 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:06,056 Yeah, sorry, Mary, I don't think I can help with that one. 397 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:07,656 OK, never mind. 398 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:09,856 Can we play with balloon now? 399 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:13,176 Kitty, did you want to tell us what happened at the ball? 400 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:14,496 Oh, yes. 401 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:18,216 [THEY ALL TALK OVER EACH OTHER] 402 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:19,936 [ALISON SHUSHES THEM] 403 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:21,600 Let her speak. 404 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:25,240 Well, it was just more and more bad luck. 405 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:30,616 Look, Katherine. Oysters for breakfast! 406 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:32,920 It is a special occasion, after all. 407 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,176 And they're lovely and warm. They are! 408 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,377 Aren't you having one? 409 00:18:37,401 --> 00:18:40,976 Oh, I've already had mine downstairs - I couldn't wait! 410 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:44,456 They were delicious, but I must have had a sensitive tummy 411 00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:46,656 from all the excitement because 412 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:47,856 I was very sick. 413 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:49,057 [SHE RETCHES] 414 00:18:49,081 --> 00:18:50,616 Oh, you poor thing. 415 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:52,616 It's all right. In fact... 416 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:53,817 [SHE RETCHES LOUDLY] 417 00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:55,416 [KNOCK AT DOOR] 418 00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:57,896 ELEANOR, THROUGH DOOR: Kitty, are you all right in there? 419 00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:00,376 If anything, I actually feel better than before. 420 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:03,176 Are you sure? Yes, I feel cleansed and refreshed. 421 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,680 Oh, I am pleased! 422 00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:09,656 ♪ We're going to a ball 423 00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:11,216 ♪ We're going to a... ♪ 424 00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:12,297 Oh... 425 00:19:12,321 --> 00:19:15,096 Oh... Eleanor? 426 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:17,200 The door won't open. 427 00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:19,840 Eleanor? 428 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:28,456 Let this, my solemn oath, be clear. 429 00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:31,616 For all unquiet souls to hear 430 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:34,376 I know this power cannot be unsaid 431 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:36,800 I open my eyes to the plain of the dead. 432 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:09,656 Hi. Hey. 433 00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:10,936 Are they here? 434 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,520 Yeah. OK. 435 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:19,536 Even after Carruthers let me out, the wait for the ball seemed to take 436 00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:24,216 forever, so to pass the time we decided to play one of our games, 437 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:26,336 which are always such fun. 438 00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:28,200 Eleanor, let me go first. 439 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,336 I can't see a thing! 440 00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:35,256 Well, that's the idea, silly! 441 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:36,816 Round you go! 442 00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:38,840 [THEY LAUGH] 443 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,416 Over here! Woo-oo! 444 00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:45,800 [KITTY LAUGHS] 445 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:48,896 Behind you! 446 00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:50,656 Whoops! 447 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:51,976 Over here! 448 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,840 [VOICES DISTORT AND ECHO] 449 00:20:58,360 --> 00:21:00,160 [THEY GASP] 450 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,976 Mama! 451 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,616 My goodness, Kitty! 452 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,256 Oh...! 453 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:09,616 Papa! Papa! 454 00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:11,256 I couldn't believe it! 455 00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:12,960 I was so upset. 456 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:16,720 The bust was usually on a high shelf. 457 00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:22,416 Perhaps the maid had brought it down to clean it. 458 00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:24,960 No, she knew it was never to be touched. 459 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:29,480 Or perhaps father had decided to rearrange the room. 460 00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:33,896 But now that I'm saying it out loud, 461 00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:36,640 now that I'm really talking about it 462 00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:42,960 perhaps... 463 00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:49,056 [INAUDIBLE] 464 00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:50,880 She wanted me to break it. 465 00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:58,040 She wanted father to be angry. 466 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:22,320 She wanted to stop me from going to the ball. 467 00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:29,320 It was a mean thing to do. 468 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:32,240 So very mean. 469 00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:46,456 Oh, well, at least she was nice the rest of the time. 470 00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,280 [MURMURS OF AGREEMENT] 471 00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:53,680 Yeah. Yeah. 472 00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:04,576 Oh...! 473 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,736 It's you, I can totally see you! 474 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:08,576 I thought it hadn't worked. 475 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:11,016 Isn't it... isn't it weird that I'm talking to you? 476 00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:12,336 Yeah, it is a bit. 477 00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:15,856 Ah! Where are the others? 478 00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:17,496 They're probably on their way. 479 00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:19,376 We don't start for another five minutes. 480 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,056 Oh, are you doing your group thing? 481 00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:24,416 Well, I guess I'm going to be seeing a lot more of you! 482 00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:25,896 Yeah, you are. 483 00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:27,880 Yeah, I am! Yeah! 484 00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:30,817 Oh! 485 00:23:30,841 --> 00:23:34,616 Well, it's been very interesting listening to you all share, 486 00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:39,496 and, yes, perhaps there is something I'd like to share. 487 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:41,696 Um... [DOOR OPENS] 488 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:44,736 No, it's the art class! I'd lost track of the time. 489 00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:48,336 Right. Well, um, perhaps another time. 490 00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:49,736 Food club time! 491 00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:53,616 Oh! Or maybe we should do something completely spontaneous, you know? 492 00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:54,936 Why not? 493 00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:57,016 Why don't we go outside and dance around a tree, 494 00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:59,416 just for the hell of it? Huh? Huh?! 495 00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:01,616 But it's food club at one, so... 496 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:04,296 Yeah, you're right. It is food club, isn't it? 497 00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:06,616 Art class. Hm! 498 00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:08,920 Absolutely nothing of interest for me here. 499 00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:13,336 Didn't you say you'd been drinking champagne the day he died. 500 00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:14,696 Of course. Why? 501 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:16,656 Well, you stay how you died, 502 00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:19,336 so you haven't been sober for 27 years 503 00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:21,536 you've been tipsy for 27 years. 504 00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:23,576 My God, you're right. 505 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:27,056 I suppose, thinking about it, it was the dream death. 506 00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:29,560 Booze, bit of rumpy pumpy and out. Ha! 507 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:32,640 There are worse ways to go, eh? 508 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:38,416 ROBIN: Hey, guys, come quick! 509 00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:39,816 Balloon! 510 00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:41,416 How wonderful! 511 00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:42,776 Surprise! 512 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:44,976 I want like these on my birthday! 513 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,816 Oh, I don't think I can afford that many balloons, Robin. Sorry. 514 00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:50,256 [NOTIFICATION TONE] Oh... 515 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,456 Oh... Hm? I thought it would be Lucy. 516 00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:55,256 OK, so it looks like they fixed the roof on the hall, so... 517 00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:56,936 No more Zumba? 518 00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:58,176 Sorry, Robin. 519 00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:01,560 And, oh, well, no more sordid life stories, or whatever you call them. 520 00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:04,136 [SHE GASPS] 521 00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:05,520 What is it? 522 00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:08,776 I'm an addict, Alison. 523 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:12,016 I'm addicted to gossip, to other people's problems 524 00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:16,216 the worse, the better - to distract me from my own concerns. 525 00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:18,416 Well, you know all about that, anyway. 526 00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:21,056 What? Well, isn't that what you've been doing all day, 527 00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:23,816 digging around in Kitty's relationship with her sister 528 00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:25,776 to take your mind off your own one? 529 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:27,640 [NOTIFICATION TONE] 530 00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:32,496 Yes! There you are. Good, you're alone. 531 00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:35,536 Listen, you know, you asked about that drink? Oh, the smoothie? 532 00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:38,016 Except it wasn't a smoothie. It was a real-life potion. 533 00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:39,336 I found a spiritualist online 534 00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:41,376 and they had these mad instructions to follow, 535 00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:42,736 and I can see ghosts. 536 00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:45,896 Can he? I saw the one with no trousers upstairs 537 00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:47,976 and I'm going to go and find the others, 538 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,856 see them with my own eyes. Ah! 539 00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:53,016 Ah! Mi... I'm going to see a caveman! 540 00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:54,616 That guy needs help. 541 00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:55,840 Mm. 542 00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:20,976 [WIND BLOWS] 543 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:24,280 [SHRIEKING, BABIES CRY] 544 00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:32,496 [SHE GASPS AND PANTS] 545 00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:34,496 I had Mary's dream. 546 00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:36,176 I'm glad I can't see them. 547 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:38,296 THOMAS: Agh! I had Mary's dream! 548 00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:40,016 PAT: Me too! 549 00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:42,200 ROBIN: I had it too! 40209

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