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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:15,440 [Music] 2 00:00:29,650 --> 00:00:30,590 [Music] 3 00:00:30,590 --> 00:00:33,750 [Applause] 4 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:40,499 [Music] 5 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:50,620 [Music] 6 00:00:50,620 --> 00:00:51,460 [Applause] 7 00:00:51,460 --> 00:01:02,329 [Music] 8 00:01:20,170 --> 00:01:21,860 sorry I'm late man 9 00:01:21,860 --> 00:01:23,930 I saw my karate instructor on the way 10 00:01:23,930 --> 00:01:25,430 here and I had to chat with him for a 11 00:01:25,430 --> 00:01:27,290 little while to be polite that's why I 12 00:01:27,290 --> 00:01:28,970 don't need to know about your life 13 00:01:28,970 --> 00:01:32,800 [ __ ] you got the cash sorry 14 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:36,590 of course I got the cash put it on the 15 00:01:36,590 --> 00:01:47,119 ground okay okay now give it to me you 16 00:01:47,119 --> 00:01:49,070 can count it again if you like it's all 17 00:01:49,070 --> 00:01:51,110 in there I just counted it by looking at 18 00:01:51,110 --> 00:01:55,420 it I know it's okay okay cool 19 00:01:55,420 --> 00:02:00,860 there you go what what is this app I 20 00:02:00,860 --> 00:02:03,080 don't understand everything's inside 21 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:05,540 it's easier to carry more discreet oh 22 00:02:05,540 --> 00:02:09,289 yeah but how do I get the stuff out are 23 00:02:09,289 --> 00:02:11,900 you dumb or what you take a knife you 24 00:02:11,900 --> 00:02:14,540 split the rat open you take your weed 25 00:02:14,540 --> 00:02:17,720 out you smoke it can you manage that or 26 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:20,900 do you need an instruction manual no I'm 27 00:02:20,900 --> 00:02:22,250 okay that's how it works 28 00:02:22,250 --> 00:02:24,980 oh that's good you're smart now get the 29 00:02:24,980 --> 00:02:25,790 hell out of here 30 00:02:25,790 --> 00:02:27,890 alright and I don't give a [ __ ] about 31 00:02:27,890 --> 00:02:31,910 your karate instructor okay move okay 32 00:02:31,910 --> 00:02:32,490 sorry 33 00:02:32,490 --> 00:02:58,430 [Music] 34 00:02:58,430 --> 00:02:59,970 go ahead 35 00:02:59,970 --> 00:03:01,300 whenever you're ready 36 00:03:01,300 --> 00:03:04,670 [Music] 37 00:03:04,670 --> 00:03:07,760 [Applause] 38 00:03:08,620 --> 00:03:18,470 [Music] 39 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:33,300 [Music] 40 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:54,830 [Music] 41 00:03:57,240 --> 00:04:04,620 [Music] 42 00:04:27,860 --> 00:04:30,610 what do you want a picture of my dick 43 00:04:30,610 --> 00:04:33,919 excuse me I'm asking if you want a 44 00:04:33,919 --> 00:04:35,530 picture of my dick 45 00:04:35,530 --> 00:04:38,659 no I don't want to picture your dick are 46 00:04:38,659 --> 00:04:41,419 you sure I wasn't looking at your dick I 47 00:04:41,419 --> 00:04:49,699 was just staring over there that's 48 00:04:49,699 --> 00:04:51,789 better 49 00:04:51,789 --> 00:04:56,539 you're lucky I have killed for less what 50 00:04:56,539 --> 00:05:00,039 are you doing here why are you waiting 51 00:05:00,039 --> 00:05:02,780 I'm just listening some music you know 52 00:05:02,780 --> 00:05:06,469 music are you a hooker no I'm not a 53 00:05:06,469 --> 00:05:07,360 hooker 54 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:11,180 what's your name my name is David 55 00:05:11,180 --> 00:05:12,759 Delores Frank 56 00:05:12,759 --> 00:05:15,199 your parents know your street hooker 57 00:05:15,199 --> 00:05:18,860 David Delores Frank no cuz I'm not 58 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:20,229 street hooker 59 00:05:20,229 --> 00:05:23,810 prostitution is wrong okay 60 00:05:23,810 --> 00:05:26,270 drop it do whatever you want I don't 61 00:05:26,270 --> 00:05:31,300 give a [ __ ] what are you listening to 62 00:05:31,300 --> 00:05:34,729 something cool you wouldn't know it how 63 00:05:34,729 --> 00:05:38,479 would you know because it's cool and you 64 00:05:38,479 --> 00:05:40,310 wouldn't know it it's I don't know 65 00:05:40,310 --> 00:05:41,750 because it's cool and you would know it 66 00:05:41,750 --> 00:05:45,699 me here it's down here 67 00:05:58,860 --> 00:06:10,560 I know this stuff okay I mean I've heard 68 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:13,550 this a thousand times 69 00:06:13,550 --> 00:06:16,199 where's this [ __ ] from I'll bet it's 70 00:06:16,199 --> 00:06:18,870 German I don't know it's just [ __ ] 71 00:06:18,870 --> 00:06:20,610 cool I just like because it's cold on 72 00:06:20,610 --> 00:06:21,569 the carrots 73 00:06:21,569 --> 00:06:27,539 oh yeah this stinks of Germany ah there 74 00:06:27,539 --> 00:06:30,000 you go you know what that reminds me of 75 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,909 that reminds me of a guy who got his 76 00:06:32,909 --> 00:06:35,659 balls trapped in a washing machine and 77 00:06:35,659 --> 00:06:38,699 would have recorded it with a microphone 78 00:06:38,699 --> 00:06:40,229 it sucks 79 00:06:40,229 --> 00:06:42,509 there's no emotion anyone can do that 80 00:06:42,509 --> 00:06:45,900 with a computer in ten minutes that is 81 00:06:45,900 --> 00:06:50,639 not real music it's cool I don't even 82 00:06:50,639 --> 00:06:52,020 understand what you'd know about real 83 00:06:52,020 --> 00:06:55,529 music anyways what did you just say to 84 00:06:55,529 --> 00:06:57,680 me 85 00:06:58,910 --> 00:07:02,030 it was just a question I I was just 86 00:07:02,030 --> 00:07:05,360 saying sir what would you know about 87 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:11,510 music anyways get in the car I can't I 88 00:07:11,510 --> 00:07:13,370 have to go home my parents expected me 89 00:07:13,370 --> 00:07:16,070 and I have homework to do I'll answer 90 00:07:16,070 --> 00:07:18,290 your question get in the car 91 00:07:18,290 --> 00:07:21,410 I think you need a good music lesson you 92 00:07:21,410 --> 00:07:24,220 little [ __ ] 93 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:57,580 do you know what your problem is young 94 00:07:57,580 --> 00:08:04,210 man I don't have a problem sir oh you 95 00:08:04,210 --> 00:08:07,990 got a real [ __ ] problem your problem 96 00:08:07,990 --> 00:08:11,050 David Dolores pray is that you have 97 00:08:11,050 --> 00:08:14,430 spent your whole life listening to [ __ ] 98 00:08:14,430 --> 00:08:19,960 thinking it's good it's sad but it's not 99 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:23,139 your fault because no one ever spent the 100 00:08:23,139 --> 00:08:24,870 time to educate you 101 00:08:24,870 --> 00:08:31,030 but luckily today you met me and since I 102 00:08:31,030 --> 00:08:34,089 am nice I am gonna help you solve this 103 00:08:34,089 --> 00:08:41,169 problem what are you doing with all 104 00:08:41,169 --> 00:08:42,610 these rats sir shut up 105 00:08:42,610 --> 00:08:47,250 your life is about to change get ready 106 00:08:49,230 --> 00:08:54,120 get here now this is what I call music 107 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:55,900 [Music] 108 00:08:55,900 --> 00:09:00,370 this is real music David Dolores Frey 109 00:09:00,370 --> 00:09:03,440 [Music] 110 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:06,980 I really can't say sure at all what to 111 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:12,050 do damn whole board wisdom is for [ __ ] 112 00:09:12,050 --> 00:09:13,880 sake this is more important 113 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:16,880 she feelings got to listen with your 114 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:19,730 guts this is what music happens do you 115 00:09:19,730 --> 00:09:23,210 understand what I'm saying your guts in 116 00:09:23,210 --> 00:09:28,630 your organ Africa you understand 117 00:09:28,630 --> 00:09:29,930 good 118 00:09:29,930 --> 00:09:32,200 [Music] 119 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:35,000 that's lesson number one you have any 120 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:39,170 questions well only that to use your 121 00:09:39,170 --> 00:09:41,330 example if I may I could say that this 122 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:44,690 piece sounds like a man with his balls 123 00:09:44,690 --> 00:09:49,820 trapped in washing machine wrong there's 124 00:09:49,820 --> 00:09:51,470 a huge [ __ ] difference and you know 125 00:09:51,470 --> 00:09:53,960 what I do the metaphors okay that's my 126 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:56,120 thing your thing is to shut the [ __ ] up 127 00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:57,800 and listen to me 128 00:09:57,800 --> 00:10:03,170 lesson number two how to listen with the 129 00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:07,040 guts that was already the theme of 130 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,500 lesson one that's right 131 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:12,110 and shall I tell you something that's 132 00:10:12,110 --> 00:10:14,000 the theme of all the lessons because 133 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,220 until you understand that you will never 134 00:10:16,220 --> 00:10:18,950 understand anything to do with music you 135 00:10:18,950 --> 00:10:25,270 [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm not a [ __ ] person 136 00:10:26,970 --> 00:10:42,810 [Music] 137 00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:44,710 okay okay 138 00:10:44,710 --> 00:10:47,560 calm down mom why are you at home in the 139 00:10:47,560 --> 00:10:49,240 middle of the afternoon aren't you 140 00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:52,540 working not today today I'm helping this 141 00:10:52,540 --> 00:10:54,520 young prostitute discover good music is 142 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:57,040 that a problem what are you talking 143 00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:58,050 about 144 00:10:58,050 --> 00:11:16,540 there's no prostitute come back here I'm 145 00:11:16,540 --> 00:11:19,440 not done with you 146 00:11:28,769 --> 00:11:31,300 this is not how we're gonna fit in with 147 00:11:31,300 --> 00:11:33,430 the neighbors shut up 148 00:11:33,430 --> 00:11:35,319 mommy everything's fine no one saw 149 00:11:35,319 --> 00:11:39,639 anything fate wanted this not me you 150 00:11:39,639 --> 00:11:41,019 help me lift this [ __ ] 151 00:11:41,019 --> 00:11:47,829 I like this all right I don't like the 152 00:11:47,829 --> 00:11:50,589 guy anyway nothing ever happens by 153 00:11:50,589 --> 00:11:53,170 coincidence will be bothering anybody 154 00:11:53,170 --> 00:11:57,420 anymore I'll dump him in the river 155 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:21,980 [Music] 156 00:12:27,250 --> 00:12:38,970 [Music] 157 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:46,870 [Music] 158 00:12:52,890 --> 00:13:00,930 no I thought you were dead sarch 159 00:13:00,930 --> 00:13:03,160 what was the music you were listening to 160 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:08,700 when you were driving I liked it a lot 161 00:13:09,670 --> 00:13:40,870 [Music] 162 00:13:45,570 --> 00:13:49,259 [Music] 163 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:05,210 [Music] 164 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:43,510 [Music] 10518

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