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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,381 --> 00:00:03,964 (upbeat music) 2 00:00:29,804 --> 00:00:32,471 (alarm beeping) 3 00:00:45,024 --> 00:00:46,773 (upbeat music) 4 00:00:46,773 --> 00:00:47,606 - Morning. 5 00:00:47,606 --> 00:00:48,439 - Morning. 6 00:01:08,642 --> 00:01:09,475 - Oh fuck. 7 00:01:21,988 --> 00:01:24,071 (sirens) 8 00:01:27,307 --> 00:01:29,610 - What the hell are you doing here, man? 9 00:01:29,610 --> 00:01:32,128 - Look, I can't stop thinking about you. 10 00:01:32,128 --> 00:01:34,682 - I mean, how did you find me? 11 00:01:34,682 --> 00:01:35,741 How did you? 12 00:01:35,741 --> 00:01:38,074 - I work at the DA's office. 13 00:01:38,956 --> 00:01:40,538 - What? 14 00:01:40,538 --> 00:01:43,431 You work at the DA's office? 15 00:01:43,431 --> 00:01:44,264 - Yeah. 16 00:01:44,264 --> 00:01:45,450 - I've never seen you there. 17 00:01:45,450 --> 00:01:49,033 - I've only been there, well here, a few months. 18 00:01:49,033 --> 00:01:52,375 My wife got transferred. - Jesus fucking Christ. 19 00:01:52,375 --> 00:01:54,495 - I think I'm in love with you. 20 00:01:54,495 --> 00:01:55,745 - No, no no no. 21 00:01:56,786 --> 00:01:57,814 Don't go there. 22 00:01:57,814 --> 00:02:00,147 My ad stated NSA, role play. 23 00:02:02,516 --> 00:02:05,016 NSA as in no strings attached. 24 00:02:08,517 --> 00:02:10,414 I really hate my life right now. 25 00:02:10,414 --> 00:02:12,513 - Let me take you to lunch. 26 00:02:12,513 --> 00:02:13,829 Just lunch, and that's it. 27 00:02:13,829 --> 00:02:16,282 You won't ever see me again. 28 00:02:16,282 --> 00:02:17,115 Please. 29 00:02:19,955 --> 00:02:20,788 - When? 30 00:02:22,069 --> 00:02:24,652 - Well, when's your shift over? 31 00:02:25,811 --> 00:02:28,394 (upbeat music) 1 00:00:00,713 --> 00:00:04,213 (steady electronic music) 2 00:00:30,150 --> 00:00:33,317 (gentle guitar music) 3 00:00:37,282 --> 00:00:39,129 - You got a little something right there. 4 00:00:39,129 --> 00:00:39,962 (laughter) 5 00:00:39,962 --> 00:00:41,212 - Okay, thanks. 6 00:00:43,838 --> 00:00:46,088 - You know, for some reason 7 00:00:48,010 --> 00:00:50,593 I knew you were the one for me. 8 00:00:55,908 --> 00:00:58,408 I knew that you would be safe. 9 00:01:02,830 --> 00:01:05,913 So how often do you hook up with ...? 10 00:01:06,959 --> 00:01:08,209 - Not too much. 11 00:01:09,764 --> 00:01:12,460 I get in these moods sometimes, you know? 12 00:01:12,460 --> 00:01:15,600 I mean, Hawaii's a really small place, 13 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:17,600 and you can't really ... 14 00:01:18,577 --> 00:01:20,765 That's why my ad is what it is. 15 00:01:20,765 --> 00:01:23,515 - Yeah, what'd your ad say again? 16 00:01:24,468 --> 00:01:25,385 - "Married. 17 00:01:26,304 --> 00:01:29,569 "Looking for a bit of experimentation. 18 00:01:29,569 --> 00:01:31,533 "Going with the flow. 19 00:01:31,533 --> 00:01:34,844 "Somebody cool, somebody stable, 20 00:01:34,844 --> 00:01:39,529 "somebody just visiting for the weekend like I am. 21 00:01:39,529 --> 00:01:41,196 "Role play's a plus. 22 00:01:42,786 --> 00:01:44,899 "Someone who's up to live out a fantasy 23 00:01:44,899 --> 00:01:49,683 "that they never thought they'd allow themselves to have. 24 00:01:49,683 --> 00:01:52,332 "A top if it goes there." 25 00:01:52,332 --> 00:01:54,415 Something to that effect. 26 00:01:56,962 --> 00:01:59,795 - I can't stop thinking about you. 27 00:02:03,656 --> 00:02:06,239 I can't get you out of my head. 28 00:02:09,071 --> 00:02:12,382 So how long have you been married? 29 00:02:12,382 --> 00:02:14,965 - Technically, I'm not married. 30 00:02:17,345 --> 00:02:20,345 - Okay, well, I for sure am married. 31 00:02:21,275 --> 00:02:22,585 - Great. 32 00:02:22,585 --> 00:02:24,070 You're just not visiting. 33 00:02:24,070 --> 00:02:25,570 - Neither are you. 34 00:02:31,206 --> 00:02:33,123 - The DA's office, huh? 35 00:02:34,505 --> 00:02:35,338 - Yeah. 36 00:02:36,450 --> 00:02:37,283 - Fuck. 37 00:02:38,831 --> 00:02:41,845 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. - What? 38 00:02:41,845 --> 00:02:42,678 What? 39 00:02:44,169 --> 00:02:45,675 - Jennifer Lannigan. 40 00:02:45,675 --> 00:02:47,460 - (laughs) Jennifer Lannigan! 41 00:02:47,460 --> 00:02:50,793 She is the biggest bit-- - My girlfriend. 42 00:02:52,124 --> 00:02:53,170 - Oh, no. 43 00:02:53,170 --> 00:02:55,118 I didn't, I had no idea. 44 00:02:55,118 --> 00:02:56,189 - She's a bitch, I know. 45 00:02:56,189 --> 00:02:57,022 - [Brett] Okay. 46 00:02:57,022 --> 00:02:58,385 - Pretty much everyone says that about her. 47 00:02:58,385 --> 00:03:02,302 - Yeah, well at least she's smokin' hot, right? 48 00:03:06,768 --> 00:03:07,935 Wait a minute. 49 00:03:09,218 --> 00:03:13,051 Just the other day, she was talking about you! 50 00:03:15,472 --> 00:03:17,555 You're Swell, aren't you? 51 00:03:21,277 --> 00:03:24,919 And she said that you were 100% straight! 52 00:03:24,919 --> 00:03:27,169 (laughter) 53 00:03:28,705 --> 00:03:30,766 - That's why I need to stop doing this, you know? 54 00:03:30,766 --> 00:03:32,922 I knew sooner or later it was gonna catch up with me. 55 00:03:32,922 --> 00:03:36,505 It's like, it's just way too close to home. 56 00:03:39,645 --> 00:03:40,478 - So ... 57 00:03:44,597 --> 00:03:46,347 What are we gonna do? 58 00:03:47,602 --> 00:03:50,378 - Well, we're gonna stop this right here, right now. 59 00:03:50,378 --> 00:03:52,628 That's what we're gonna do. 60 00:03:54,362 --> 00:03:55,195 - Okay. 61 00:03:56,304 --> 00:03:57,637 Well, how about, 62 00:04:01,406 --> 00:04:04,239 how about a gentleman's agreement? 63 00:04:05,688 --> 00:04:09,021 Why don't we, I don't know, do it again? 64 00:04:12,689 --> 00:04:13,522 - No! 65 00:04:14,510 --> 00:04:17,922 I mean, what part of "no" do you not understand? 66 00:04:17,922 --> 00:04:19,589 - Okay, hear me out. 67 00:04:20,997 --> 00:04:23,293 So it's not gonna be anonymous anymore. 68 00:04:23,293 --> 00:04:25,354 It's gonna be different. 69 00:04:25,354 --> 00:04:29,521 But does it have to be anonymous for you to be turned on? 70 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:34,610 - I'm not sure. 71 00:04:37,051 --> 00:04:38,134 - Okay, well. 72 00:04:41,783 --> 00:04:44,737 We'll play it by your rules, alright? 73 00:04:44,737 --> 00:04:45,904 On your terms. 74 00:04:47,128 --> 00:04:49,203 Just, the next time you're 75 00:04:49,203 --> 00:04:52,120 looking for a role play, hit me up. 76 00:04:54,889 --> 00:04:59,056 And I promise in the meantime, I'll quit stalking you. 77 00:05:08,764 --> 00:05:10,646 - How did you get my info? 78 00:05:10,646 --> 00:05:12,117 Seriously. 79 00:05:12,117 --> 00:05:15,367 I mean, I didn't even tell you my name. 80 00:05:16,742 --> 00:05:18,279 - I watched you drive away. 81 00:05:18,279 --> 00:05:19,574 I saw your license plate, 82 00:05:19,574 --> 00:05:23,333 plus you had a fireman's insignia on your truck, 83 00:05:23,333 --> 00:05:26,419 and I'm a pretty good investigator. 84 00:05:26,419 --> 00:05:28,202 - For the DA's office. 85 00:05:28,202 --> 00:05:29,537 - Yeah. 86 00:05:29,537 --> 00:05:31,954 - But you're not an attorney. 87 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:35,367 - No, I'm an investigator. 88 00:05:36,456 --> 00:05:40,408 - So you don't really see Jen that much. 89 00:05:40,408 --> 00:05:42,337 - No, I see her all the time. 90 00:05:42,337 --> 00:05:44,825 I'm like her favorite detective. 91 00:05:44,825 --> 00:05:47,242 I'm really good at what I do. 92 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:50,223 So do we have a deal? 93 00:05:52,303 --> 00:05:53,136 - Fuck. 94 00:05:56,505 --> 00:05:57,338 - Okay. 95 00:05:59,476 --> 00:06:00,818 We'll just make believe that 96 00:06:00,818 --> 00:06:03,568 we're lovers behind closed doors, 97 00:06:04,727 --> 00:06:07,727 and the rest of the time, we're not. 98 00:06:11,847 --> 00:06:14,061 I can live with that. 99 00:06:14,061 --> 00:06:16,644 I mean, after all I am married. 100 00:06:23,012 --> 00:06:24,345 - With children? 101 00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:27,333 - Yeah, with children. 102 00:06:29,710 --> 00:06:33,210 (steady electronic music) 1 00:00:14,398 --> 00:00:16,898 - [Announcer] Premiumbeat.com. 2 00:00:27,185 --> 00:00:28,602 Premiumbeat.com. 3 00:00:30,245 --> 00:00:31,513 - You said that you couldn't be with women 4 00:00:31,513 --> 00:00:34,063 unless they gave good head. 5 00:00:34,063 --> 00:00:35,601 - That's true. 6 00:00:35,601 --> 00:00:37,382 I here that guys give better head. 7 00:00:37,382 --> 00:00:38,215 - They do. 8 00:00:39,370 --> 00:00:41,112 - You've had blow jobs from guys? 9 00:00:41,112 --> 00:00:41,945 - Hell yeah. 10 00:00:41,945 --> 00:00:42,778 (laughs) 11 00:00:42,778 --> 00:00:43,713 Really? 12 00:00:43,713 --> 00:00:44,794 - Yeah. 13 00:00:44,794 --> 00:00:45,627 Really. 14 00:00:45,627 --> 00:00:47,213 But not for a very long time. 15 00:00:47,213 --> 00:00:48,970 - I mean sometimes I'll check guys out, 16 00:00:48,970 --> 00:00:51,256 not in a sexual way or anything like that. 17 00:00:51,256 --> 00:00:53,945 It's just that I have a small dick, 18 00:00:53,945 --> 00:00:54,778 you know. 19 00:00:54,778 --> 00:00:55,611 And I'm curious. 20 00:00:55,611 --> 00:00:57,113 I've always been curious. 21 00:00:57,113 --> 00:00:58,797 - 'Cause all guys are curious. 22 00:00:58,797 --> 00:00:59,772 - Really? 23 00:00:59,772 --> 00:01:00,939 - Yeah really. 24 00:01:02,421 --> 00:01:04,048 - Maybe I should try it. 25 00:01:04,048 --> 00:01:05,791 - Well given that you're so into blow jobs 26 00:01:05,791 --> 00:01:06,989 maybe you should. 27 00:01:06,989 --> 00:01:07,822 - How? 28 00:01:07,822 --> 00:01:09,367 - I'll show you. 29 00:01:09,367 --> 00:01:11,284 Okay there's this site. 30 00:01:12,217 --> 00:01:14,470 You're what would be considered a bear so, 31 00:01:14,470 --> 00:01:16,470 you should try this one. 32 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:18,243 - Oh dude! 33 00:01:20,034 --> 00:01:20,867 Ha. 34 00:01:22,027 --> 00:01:23,584 Hey this is our secret yeah? 35 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:24,417 - Sure. 36 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:25,250 - No seriously, 37 00:01:25,250 --> 00:01:26,393 I don't want anybody to know that we had this 38 00:01:26,393 --> 00:01:28,072 conversation ever. 39 00:01:28,072 --> 00:01:29,221 - No problem man. 40 00:01:29,221 --> 00:01:30,138 - K thanks. 41 00:01:31,193 --> 00:01:33,016 Alright so I don't want anything, 42 00:01:33,016 --> 00:01:34,622 radical. 43 00:01:34,622 --> 00:01:35,511 - Radical? 44 00:01:35,511 --> 00:01:37,181 - Yeah like, 45 00:01:37,181 --> 00:01:38,014 no anal. 46 00:01:39,907 --> 00:01:43,160 - I don't really do prostrate massage so we're good there. 47 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:46,805 - Okay but you do do full body massage right? 48 00:01:46,805 --> 00:01:48,041 - Yeah. 49 00:01:48,041 --> 00:01:51,107 - 'Cause you're ad says that you do full body so, 50 00:01:51,107 --> 00:01:52,476 you know do you, 51 00:01:52,476 --> 00:01:53,893 do happy endings? 52 00:01:55,264 --> 00:01:57,570 - This is like a real legit, 53 00:01:57,570 --> 00:02:00,379 you know this is massage. 54 00:02:00,379 --> 00:02:01,747 - Yeah but, 55 00:02:01,747 --> 00:02:04,124 you're ad is on a men for men dating site. 56 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:07,725 And you know you've said that you provide a happy, 57 00:02:07,725 --> 00:02:09,753 full body massage. 58 00:02:09,753 --> 00:02:11,297 - I do massage everything, 59 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:12,578 just not you know, 60 00:02:12,578 --> 00:02:15,457 cocks and balls and prostrate. 61 00:02:15,457 --> 00:02:17,957 - K so you don't do blow jobs? 62 00:02:20,317 --> 00:02:21,693 - No definitely not. 63 00:02:21,693 --> 00:02:23,083 I told you I'm straight, 64 00:02:23,083 --> 00:02:23,939 you know that. 65 00:02:23,939 --> 00:02:26,232 - Yeah but my buddy said that's all part of the- 66 00:02:26,232 --> 00:02:27,209 look if you're so straight, 67 00:02:27,209 --> 00:02:29,252 then what are you doing advertising on a men for men 68 00:02:29,252 --> 00:02:30,557 dating website? 69 00:02:30,557 --> 00:02:31,767 Okay that's pretty fuckin' gay 70 00:02:31,767 --> 00:02:33,143 if you ask me. 71 00:02:33,143 --> 00:02:34,098 - Well it's business, 72 00:02:34,098 --> 00:02:36,956 and guys like you pay a lot of money for guys like me. 73 00:02:36,956 --> 00:02:37,847 - Whoa, 74 00:02:37,847 --> 00:02:39,154 guys like me? 75 00:02:39,154 --> 00:02:40,733 - Yeah. 76 00:02:40,733 --> 00:02:41,566 - Okay you know what, 77 00:02:41,566 --> 00:02:43,112 do you at least do hand jobs, 78 00:02:43,112 --> 00:02:43,945 or anything? 79 00:02:43,945 --> 00:02:44,778 No that I want one, 80 00:02:44,778 --> 00:02:45,611 I just. 81 00:02:45,611 --> 00:02:46,760 - No dude. 82 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:47,593 - It's fine, it's fine. 83 00:02:47,593 --> 00:02:49,025 I'll just, 84 00:02:49,025 --> 00:02:51,087 get a regular massage then I guess. 85 00:02:51,087 --> 00:02:52,568 - Okay sorry man. 86 00:02:52,568 --> 00:02:53,568 - It's fine, 87 00:02:54,476 --> 00:02:55,309 It's just, 88 00:02:56,143 --> 00:02:57,893 and if I get a boner? 89 00:02:58,896 --> 00:02:59,855 - I'll ignore it, 90 00:02:59,855 --> 00:03:01,085 work around it. 91 00:03:01,085 --> 00:03:02,220 - Yeah of course. 92 00:03:02,220 --> 00:03:03,053 I'm sorry. 93 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:06,505 You're not even that good looking to begin with. 94 00:03:06,505 --> 00:03:07,878 You know you're kind of old 95 00:03:07,878 --> 00:03:10,142 and you're losing your hair, 96 00:03:10,142 --> 00:03:11,424 and you're sort of fat, 97 00:03:11,424 --> 00:03:12,375 and bordering on the, 98 00:03:12,375 --> 00:03:13,688 you know the. 99 00:03:13,688 --> 00:03:14,684 - Okay you know what? 100 00:03:14,684 --> 00:03:17,656 You can leave now and I won't even charge you 101 00:03:17,656 --> 00:03:18,649 asshole. 102 00:03:18,649 --> 00:03:19,849 - Awesome. 103 00:03:19,849 --> 00:03:21,476 See you later loser (laughs). 104 00:03:21,476 --> 00:03:22,986 Actually I won't be seeing you later. 105 00:03:22,986 --> 00:03:23,819 Bu. 106 00:03:23,819 --> 00:03:26,205 (laughing) 107 00:03:26,205 --> 00:03:27,955 - Yeah I'm the loser? 108 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:38,799 - [Announcer] Premiumbeat.com. 109 00:03:49,253 --> 00:03:50,586 Premiumbeat.com. 110 00:04:02,029 --> 00:04:03,446 Premiumbeat.com. 1 00:00:00,486 --> 00:00:03,069 (upbeat music) 2 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:31,765 - You're kidding me, right? 3 00:00:31,765 --> 00:00:32,720 - No, I was under the impression 4 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:35,030 this had all be worked out. 5 00:00:35,030 --> 00:00:37,243 She led me to believe. - Robert. 6 00:00:37,243 --> 00:00:38,515 - [Stanley] Okay, I'm gonna leave. 7 00:00:38,515 --> 00:00:40,352 - No, you're not going anywhere, Stanley. 8 00:00:40,352 --> 00:00:43,004 - Well, then I'll just wait in the next room. 9 00:00:43,004 --> 00:00:44,312 - Do you trust me? 10 00:00:44,312 --> 00:00:46,784 - No, Stacy, not at all. 11 00:00:46,784 --> 00:00:48,614 Seriously, I don't trust you at all. 12 00:00:48,614 --> 00:00:51,380 - You've been wanting me to get a strap-on, Robert. 13 00:00:51,380 --> 00:00:54,067 - Oh my God, are you seriously gonna go there? 14 00:00:54,067 --> 00:00:56,751 That's a completely private conversation. 15 00:00:56,751 --> 00:00:58,532 Conversation between you and me. 16 00:00:58,532 --> 00:00:59,520 - Just hear me out. 17 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:02,210 - No, that is so personal and intimate. 18 00:01:02,210 --> 00:01:05,894 - Look, Stanley is insanely attracted to you. 19 00:01:05,894 --> 00:01:07,534 - I don't care. 20 00:01:07,534 --> 00:01:08,990 - And you are insanely attracted to me. 21 00:01:08,990 --> 00:01:10,542 - Oh, no no no no no, I'm not. 22 00:01:10,542 --> 00:01:12,048 I'm not attracted to you at all. 23 00:01:12,048 --> 00:01:13,137 Not in this moment. 24 00:01:13,137 --> 00:01:17,503 I would venture to say that I am turned off by you, 25 00:01:17,503 --> 00:01:19,170 insanely turned off. 26 00:01:20,290 --> 00:01:22,207 - So what's that, then? 27 00:01:23,984 --> 00:01:25,586 - You are insane. 28 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:27,230 - He's attracted to you. 29 00:01:27,230 --> 00:01:28,493 You're attracted to me. 30 00:01:28,493 --> 00:01:30,660 And I'm attracted to Stanley. 31 00:01:30,660 --> 00:01:32,064 I mean, in love with you. 32 00:01:32,064 --> 00:01:33,814 - I'm gay. - He's gay. 33 00:01:34,896 --> 00:01:39,211 And, strapping on a dick just doesn't seem natural to me. 34 00:01:39,211 --> 00:01:40,859 - Oh, but this does? 35 00:01:40,859 --> 00:01:42,109 - Yes, totally. 36 00:01:44,039 --> 00:01:46,061 Just try it, Robert. 37 00:01:46,061 --> 00:01:47,991 - No, not tonight. 38 00:01:47,991 --> 00:01:50,116 - Yes, tonight, now. 39 00:01:50,116 --> 00:01:51,720 - Definitely not. 40 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:54,863 Dude, just so you know, here's the deal. 41 00:01:54,863 --> 00:01:58,372 I'm not interested in guys in that way. 42 00:01:58,372 --> 00:02:02,265 I don't know what she told you, but I'm not. 43 00:02:02,265 --> 00:02:03,662 - Have you ever had your ass eaten? 44 00:02:03,662 --> 00:02:04,662 - Jesus, no. 45 00:02:05,509 --> 00:02:07,110 - You might like it. 46 00:02:07,110 --> 00:02:09,121 I'm sorry you don't find me attractive. 47 00:02:09,121 --> 00:02:12,736 - Stanley, you're a good looking guy. 48 00:02:12,736 --> 00:02:16,612 And I suppose if, on some level I was to consider, 49 00:02:16,612 --> 00:02:18,612 which I'm not, you know. 50 00:02:20,191 --> 00:02:21,774 - No, I don't know. 51 00:02:23,205 --> 00:02:26,455 - Maybe, under different circumstances. 52 00:02:28,106 --> 00:02:30,590 - So what would those circumstances have to look like? 53 00:02:30,590 --> 00:02:32,818 - I don't know, not this. 54 00:02:32,818 --> 00:02:35,318 - But you've thought about it. 55 00:02:36,183 --> 00:02:38,933 - I know, yeah, maybe, I thought. 56 00:02:39,958 --> 00:02:43,375 Maybe it would be nice to feel something, 57 00:02:44,357 --> 00:02:46,440 you know, back, you know. 58 00:02:50,529 --> 00:02:52,967 - What's going on, Robert? 59 00:02:52,967 --> 00:02:55,256 I mean, you know, the cat's out of the bag. 60 00:02:55,256 --> 00:02:57,774 Let's just talk about it. 61 00:02:57,774 --> 00:02:59,506 - You're the mind reader. 62 00:02:59,506 --> 00:03:00,506 You tell me. 63 00:03:02,206 --> 00:03:05,531 - He wants to do it, but he's completely right. 64 00:03:05,531 --> 00:03:07,714 I didn't think this through. 65 00:03:07,714 --> 00:03:10,519 Robert doesn't like any kind of pre-meditation 66 00:03:10,519 --> 00:03:12,308 for these sorts of things. 67 00:03:12,308 --> 00:03:13,749 - Sexual things? 68 00:03:13,749 --> 00:03:15,926 - Well, kinky things. 69 00:03:15,926 --> 00:03:17,841 He likes to be surprised. 70 00:03:17,841 --> 00:03:18,674 - Seduced. 71 00:03:19,771 --> 00:03:21,583 - Yeah, that's probably a better word for it. 72 00:03:21,583 --> 00:03:23,120 - No. 73 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:25,953 Surprised, I like to be surprised. 74 00:03:26,826 --> 00:03:28,146 - Do you trim or shave your pubes? 75 00:03:28,146 --> 00:03:28,979 - Why? 76 00:03:28,979 --> 00:03:29,941 - He doesn't trim or shave anything. 77 00:03:29,941 --> 00:03:30,789 - Whole? 78 00:03:30,789 --> 00:03:31,831 - Totally natural. 79 00:03:31,831 --> 00:03:33,045 - Why? 80 00:03:33,045 --> 00:03:36,081 - It's just, I like natural guys. 81 00:03:36,081 --> 00:03:37,100 We all have our fetishes. 82 00:03:37,100 --> 00:03:39,066 What are yours? 83 00:03:39,066 --> 00:03:41,354 So you're open to the possibility. 84 00:03:41,354 --> 00:03:43,714 - No, you know, not tonight. 85 00:03:43,714 --> 00:03:45,617 - But, you're open to the idea that 86 00:03:45,617 --> 00:03:48,193 you might feel this way in the future? 87 00:03:48,193 --> 00:03:52,036 - Possibly, but nothing's gonna happen tonight. 88 00:03:52,036 --> 00:03:53,703 - I'll walk you out. 89 00:03:57,007 --> 00:03:59,335 No, darling, it's not gonna happen. 90 00:03:59,335 --> 00:04:01,726 But, we are gonna have some fun. 91 00:04:01,726 --> 00:04:03,963 Some genuine, down to Earth fun. 92 00:04:03,963 --> 00:04:05,084 - We'll see. 93 00:04:05,084 --> 00:04:05,917 - Bye. 94 00:04:07,884 --> 00:04:08,876 - You're in love with him, 95 00:04:08,876 --> 00:04:10,956 and that really pisses me off. 96 00:04:10,956 --> 00:04:12,811 - I'm not in love with him, Robert. 97 00:04:12,811 --> 00:04:14,016 I'm in love with you. 98 00:04:14,016 --> 00:04:16,140 - You're a slut. 99 00:04:16,140 --> 00:04:17,576 - This is true. 100 00:04:17,576 --> 00:04:20,464 But, you'll notice it doesn't really bother me. 101 00:04:20,464 --> 00:04:21,439 - Meaning? 102 00:04:21,439 --> 00:04:24,606 - Meaning, I think you'll find it hot. 103 00:04:33,447 --> 00:04:34,280 - Robert. 104 00:04:36,576 --> 00:04:37,409 - Swell. 105 00:04:38,810 --> 00:04:39,919 - Where you been? 106 00:04:39,919 --> 00:04:41,086 - Oh, nowhere. 107 00:04:42,586 --> 00:04:44,919 I was at Stacy's last night. 108 00:04:48,214 --> 00:04:49,714 - What's going on? 109 00:04:51,231 --> 00:04:52,828 - Nothing. 110 00:04:52,828 --> 00:04:53,828 Not a thing. 111 00:04:58,574 --> 00:04:59,407 Swell. 112 00:05:00,310 --> 00:05:01,143 - Robert. 113 00:05:02,248 --> 00:05:04,396 - Well, how kinky is Jenn? 114 00:05:04,396 --> 00:05:05,607 - You mean, besides the fact that she 115 00:05:05,607 --> 00:05:08,684 prefers to be fucked in public places? 116 00:05:08,684 --> 00:05:10,601 She's not kinky at all. 117 00:05:13,986 --> 00:05:16,527 You guys have been together over five years. 118 00:05:16,527 --> 00:05:20,045 Maybe she's just trying to spice things up. 119 00:05:20,045 --> 00:05:21,962 What does she wanna do? 120 00:05:25,653 --> 00:05:26,986 You can tell me. 121 00:05:28,154 --> 00:05:30,737 I can tell you want to tell me. 122 00:05:32,385 --> 00:05:34,052 - Actually, I don't. 123 00:05:41,336 --> 00:05:44,273 What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done? 124 00:05:44,273 --> 00:05:47,122 - I fucked a guy after a swim meet once. 125 00:05:47,122 --> 00:05:48,264 - You did not. 126 00:05:48,264 --> 00:05:50,290 - I did, honestly. 127 00:05:50,290 --> 00:05:52,343 - No fucking way. 128 00:05:52,343 --> 00:05:54,983 You're shitting me, I know it. 129 00:05:54,983 --> 00:05:56,400 - Okay, whatever. 130 00:05:58,895 --> 00:06:00,312 - Did you really? 131 00:06:03,636 --> 00:06:05,210 - No. 132 00:06:05,210 --> 00:06:08,016 - I hate it when you fuck with me. 133 00:06:08,016 --> 00:06:10,183 - I like to fuck with you. 134 00:06:12,779 --> 00:06:15,862 Robert, what does she want you to do? 135 00:06:16,847 --> 00:06:17,680 - Nope. 136 00:06:20,845 --> 00:06:23,508 - Fine, then I'll just ask her. 137 00:06:23,508 --> 00:06:24,675 - You do that. 138 00:06:26,948 --> 00:06:28,281 - Come on, dude. 139 00:06:46,336 --> 00:06:48,919 (upbeat music) 1 00:00:00,884 --> 00:00:03,467 (upbeat music) 2 00:00:39,180 --> 00:00:40,263 - How was it? 3 00:00:41,249 --> 00:00:42,701 - He said it was clearly stated in the ad 4 00:00:42,701 --> 00:00:44,247 that it was legit. 5 00:00:44,247 --> 00:00:45,093 - Was it? 6 00:00:45,093 --> 00:00:47,010 - I don't know, I left. 7 00:00:48,008 --> 00:00:49,476 I'm not paying for some random dude 8 00:00:49,476 --> 00:00:52,017 to feel me up all over. 9 00:00:52,017 --> 00:00:55,063 - Well maybe you should put that in your ad. 10 00:00:55,063 --> 00:00:57,146 - What are you talking about? 11 00:00:57,146 --> 00:00:58,814 - Create your own ad. 12 00:00:58,814 --> 00:01:01,010 - Oh no, no no no no no, no way, man. 13 00:01:01,010 --> 00:01:02,963 What if somebody sees it? 14 00:01:02,963 --> 00:01:04,294 - That's the whole point, dude. 15 00:01:04,294 --> 00:01:07,014 - You know what I mean. 16 00:01:07,014 --> 00:01:08,002 - Come here, I'll help you. 17 00:01:08,002 --> 00:01:08,835 Look. 18 00:01:09,838 --> 00:01:11,809 - Hey, I really appreciate you doing this for me, man. 19 00:01:11,809 --> 00:01:12,740 Thank you. 20 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:13,657 - Okay, so. 21 00:01:16,082 --> 00:01:17,654 Okay, here's the site that we're gonna use. 22 00:01:17,654 --> 00:01:19,237 - Yeah, yeah, okay. 23 00:01:20,961 --> 00:01:24,878 - Hairy, inexperienced, curious, straight bear. 24 00:01:29,162 --> 00:01:30,427 - I'm not a bear. 25 00:01:30,427 --> 00:01:31,760 - Yeah, you are. 26 00:01:33,038 --> 00:01:34,788 Looking for a chaser. 27 00:01:37,269 --> 00:01:38,804 - Chaser, what the fuck's a chaser? 28 00:01:38,804 --> 00:01:40,054 - To give me a. 29 00:01:41,035 --> 00:01:42,433 - Look, I'm sorry if I don't know all these 30 00:01:42,433 --> 00:01:43,517 asinine terms that you're using. 31 00:01:43,517 --> 00:01:44,530 And how the hell do you know them? 32 00:01:44,530 --> 00:01:47,421 - Looking for a chaser to give me a mouth party. 33 00:01:47,421 --> 00:01:49,206 No pic, no response. 34 00:01:49,206 --> 00:01:50,373 - Mouth party? 35 00:01:51,298 --> 00:01:52,364 Do you have to say bear? 36 00:01:52,364 --> 00:01:54,077 Is that? - Okay. 37 00:01:54,077 --> 00:01:56,327 Let's see what this yields. 38 00:01:57,610 --> 00:01:59,252 Do you have any cock photos? 39 00:01:59,252 --> 00:02:00,419 - Cock photos? 40 00:02:01,488 --> 00:02:03,608 - Cock and body. 41 00:02:03,608 --> 00:02:04,995 - No face? 42 00:02:04,995 --> 00:02:06,549 - Not unless you want the whole world to see. 43 00:02:06,549 --> 00:02:08,844 - No no, I can make that. 44 00:02:08,844 --> 00:02:10,466 - Okay, now hit post. 45 00:02:10,466 --> 00:02:11,299 - Okay. 46 00:02:12,854 --> 00:02:14,189 No, they want my phone number. 47 00:02:14,189 --> 00:02:15,634 There's no way I'm giving 'em my phone number. 48 00:02:15,634 --> 00:02:16,751 - It's just for verification. 49 00:02:16,751 --> 00:02:19,297 Nobody is actually gonna call you. 50 00:02:19,297 --> 00:02:20,130 - Alright. 51 00:02:24,578 --> 00:02:28,074 Okay, yep, there it is. - Got you going, man. 52 00:02:28,074 --> 00:02:30,634 - Okay, I think I'm nervous 53 00:02:30,634 --> 00:02:32,570 - Well, I'm a little bit nervous for you, too. 54 00:02:32,570 --> 00:02:34,717 But, you know, life should be exciting. 55 00:02:34,717 --> 00:02:36,380 - Seriously, how do you know this much 56 00:02:36,380 --> 00:02:38,130 about all this stuff? 57 00:02:39,831 --> 00:02:40,887 - [Robert] What's going on, hoe bags? 58 00:02:40,887 --> 00:02:41,720 - Nothing. 59 00:02:43,782 --> 00:02:45,660 - Well, I'm headed to Sawn's Cove. 60 00:02:45,660 --> 00:02:47,062 Wanna come? 61 00:02:47,062 --> 00:02:48,062 - Hell yeah. 62 00:02:49,543 --> 00:02:50,376 - Later. 63 00:02:52,398 --> 00:02:54,981 (bright music) 64 00:03:00,696 --> 00:03:03,279 (upbeat music) 1 00:00:00,566 --> 00:00:03,149 (upbeat music) 2 00:00:30,357 --> 00:00:35,227 - It's like so hard for me to look her in the eyes now. 3 00:00:35,227 --> 00:00:37,951 - We can't talk about Jen. 4 00:00:37,951 --> 00:00:40,444 That's not gonna work for me. 5 00:00:40,444 --> 00:00:42,861 - She's just, she's so tough. 6 00:00:44,032 --> 00:00:47,615 - Yeah, well, that's what I like about her. 7 00:00:49,001 --> 00:00:53,001 Girls like that, they're like putty in my hands, 8 00:00:54,585 --> 00:00:57,639 and I like that I have this kind of power over them, 9 00:00:57,639 --> 00:01:00,355 and they have zero power over me. 10 00:01:00,355 --> 00:01:03,490 Girls like her, I'm used to that. 11 00:01:03,490 --> 00:01:05,011 So, why guys? 12 00:01:05,011 --> 00:01:06,325 Why now? 13 00:01:06,325 --> 00:01:09,742 - I mean, I could ask you the same thing. 14 00:01:10,696 --> 00:01:14,779 - Yeah, well, I've been doin' this a while, dude. 15 00:01:17,321 --> 00:01:21,488 - Well, when I was 14, this kid up the street told me 16 00:01:25,831 --> 00:01:29,442 that he knew how to make a girl squirt, and-- 17 00:01:29,442 --> 00:01:31,323 (laughing) 18 00:01:31,323 --> 00:01:34,701 Which, frankly, I didn't even understand, 19 00:01:34,701 --> 00:01:37,546 but I knew I wanted to learn. 20 00:01:37,546 --> 00:01:40,568 Anyway, he gets this girl, and she, basically, 21 00:01:40,568 --> 00:01:44,151 got completely naked and let us go to town. 22 00:01:45,433 --> 00:01:47,093 I mean, it was all very clinical, 23 00:01:47,093 --> 00:01:48,881 or I guess you could say technical, 24 00:01:48,881 --> 00:01:49,714 but yeah. 25 00:01:51,238 --> 00:01:52,503 I mean, I had no idea, 26 00:01:52,503 --> 00:01:57,240 but he taught me that a clit is basically like a tiny penis. 27 00:01:57,240 --> 00:01:59,028 - And some are bigger than others. 28 00:01:59,028 --> 00:02:03,195 - Yeah, and he showed me right there on his own penis. 29 00:02:04,148 --> 00:02:06,459 He pulled it out right in front of her, 30 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:09,698 taught me how to feel for it, how to stimulate it, 31 00:02:09,698 --> 00:02:12,781 and of course, the whole mouth thing. 32 00:02:14,689 --> 00:02:15,538 - Wow. 33 00:02:15,538 --> 00:02:19,497 - The whole thing was, it was so exciting. 34 00:02:19,497 --> 00:02:23,664 I mean, I'm feeling that, and I'm into everything, and then, 35 00:02:24,835 --> 00:02:29,179 it happened, the first real, I don't know what you'd say, 36 00:02:29,179 --> 00:02:30,921 explosion happens. 37 00:02:30,921 --> 00:02:32,047 - She squirted? 38 00:02:32,047 --> 00:02:34,130 - Yeah, and I mean a lot. 39 00:02:36,250 --> 00:02:40,417 While he and I were basically making out in her pussy. 40 00:02:45,723 --> 00:02:46,723 - Holy shit. 41 00:02:48,034 --> 00:02:49,148 - [Black Haired Man] Yeah, dude. 42 00:02:49,148 --> 00:02:50,553 - Damn. 43 00:02:50,553 --> 00:02:53,456 - Yeah, so, to this day I've always had this thing 44 00:02:53,456 --> 00:02:57,206 about wanting to do that sort of thing again. 45 00:02:58,413 --> 00:02:59,528 My friends were always like, 46 00:02:59,528 --> 00:03:03,881 "Dude, how do you get the hottest girls in school?" 47 00:03:03,881 --> 00:03:05,425 I was like, "I don't know." 48 00:03:05,425 --> 00:03:08,502 I mean, I didn't really talk about it. 49 00:03:08,502 --> 00:03:12,647 I guess, maybe, I was embarrassed about it or something. 50 00:03:12,647 --> 00:03:13,730 I don't know. 51 00:03:14,899 --> 00:03:17,318 - So, you don't kiss and tell? 52 00:03:17,318 --> 00:03:18,809 - No. 53 00:03:18,809 --> 00:03:19,642 Never. 54 00:03:23,030 --> 00:03:24,363 - And your wife? 55 00:03:26,763 --> 00:03:29,763 - My wife, she's actually different. 56 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:33,995 I mean, first of all, 57 00:03:33,995 --> 00:03:37,578 she had no clue about my specific skillset, 58 00:03:39,475 --> 00:03:44,107 but she was just somebody that I could really hang with, 59 00:03:44,107 --> 00:03:44,940 you know? 60 00:03:44,940 --> 00:03:46,684 Just really hang. 61 00:03:46,684 --> 00:03:51,433 I mean, I didn't even have a sexual thought about her 62 00:03:51,433 --> 00:03:56,100 until, 'til I did, but it wasn't until I really knew her, 63 00:03:56,100 --> 00:03:59,246 and unlike any other girl, for her, 64 00:03:59,246 --> 00:04:01,913 it wasn't about getting her off. 65 00:04:03,855 --> 00:04:08,022 - Yeah, I don't really hang well, ya know, with girls. 66 00:04:10,926 --> 00:04:13,283 - You just like to fuck 'em. 67 00:04:13,283 --> 00:04:14,989 - Yeah, pretty much. 68 00:04:14,989 --> 00:04:16,116 (laughing) 69 00:04:16,116 --> 00:04:19,773 - I mean, I think all guys are like that. 70 00:04:19,773 --> 00:04:20,606 Aren't we? 71 00:04:21,828 --> 00:04:24,411 (upbeat music) 1 00:00:01,193 --> 00:00:03,776 (upbeat music) 2 00:00:30,298 --> 00:00:32,881 - Well, all I know is I looked, 3 00:00:34,268 --> 00:00:36,518 and I looked, and I looked. 4 00:00:38,942 --> 00:00:40,525 And there you were. 5 00:00:44,663 --> 00:00:45,913 What about you? 6 00:00:47,658 --> 00:00:50,575 - Well, I was a competitive swimmer 7 00:00:52,030 --> 00:00:54,787 in high school and college. 8 00:00:54,787 --> 00:00:57,273 I was completely competitive. 9 00:00:57,273 --> 00:00:58,441 I always have been. 10 00:00:58,441 --> 00:01:01,916 There was this guy who was like my arch rival. 11 00:01:01,916 --> 00:01:03,499 Anthony Harrington. 12 00:01:05,336 --> 00:01:07,669 And he always kicked my ass. 13 00:01:09,916 --> 00:01:12,331 We were showering together after, 14 00:01:12,331 --> 00:01:13,831 and he says to me, 15 00:01:14,933 --> 00:01:17,850 well, you got me beat there, buddy. 16 00:01:19,377 --> 00:01:21,028 And at first I didn't know what he was talking about. 17 00:01:21,028 --> 00:01:24,439 And then, he gestured at my junk. 18 00:01:24,439 --> 00:01:26,566 And so I checked his out. 19 00:01:26,566 --> 00:01:30,551 And he had, by far, the smallest weenie 20 00:01:30,551 --> 00:01:33,707 I'd ever seen in my entire life. 21 00:01:33,707 --> 00:01:36,624 I actually felt pretty bad for him. 22 00:01:37,591 --> 00:01:40,597 And he said to me, man, I would love 23 00:01:40,597 --> 00:01:42,680 to have a cock like that. 24 00:01:43,582 --> 00:01:46,665 And I said, well, how do you want it? 25 00:01:48,601 --> 00:01:51,184 I mean, I wasn't even thinking. 26 00:01:52,848 --> 00:01:55,515 And he got a hard on right away. 27 00:01:56,809 --> 00:01:59,929 He tried to cover it up, but I saw it. 28 00:01:59,929 --> 00:02:02,199 And he ran out of the showers. 29 00:02:02,199 --> 00:02:03,689 He was mortified. 30 00:02:03,689 --> 00:02:05,167 He was dressed and out the door 31 00:02:05,167 --> 00:02:07,653 before I even dried off. 32 00:02:07,653 --> 00:02:11,820 To be fair, I was kinda flopping it around and shit, 33 00:02:13,805 --> 00:02:16,909 which, you know, I kinda like to do. 34 00:02:16,909 --> 00:02:19,409 - So, you're an exhibitionist. 35 00:02:21,009 --> 00:02:21,995 - I guess. 36 00:02:21,995 --> 00:02:25,162 I mean, like I said, very competitive. 37 00:02:26,540 --> 00:02:30,290 - Well, you do have a beautiful fucking cock. 38 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:33,717 - Yeah, well, whatever. 39 00:02:37,092 --> 00:02:39,215 So I went home that night and I jerked off 40 00:02:39,215 --> 00:02:42,052 thinking about him, but it wasn't 41 00:02:42,052 --> 00:02:44,734 like I wanted to fuck him. 42 00:02:44,734 --> 00:02:48,901 It was more like, I wanted to dominate him, you know? 43 00:02:50,204 --> 00:02:51,287 Demolish him. 44 00:02:52,354 --> 00:02:53,604 - That's crazy. 45 00:02:55,257 --> 00:02:58,007 - Yeah, it's pretty fucking sick. 46 00:02:59,910 --> 00:03:03,640 So, the next week, we were at finals. 47 00:03:03,640 --> 00:03:07,698 And he couldn't even look me in the eye. 48 00:03:07,698 --> 00:03:10,365 But he still managed to beat me. 49 00:03:11,373 --> 00:03:14,367 But this time it was just by milliseconds, 50 00:03:14,367 --> 00:03:18,688 because I swear to God I just had to beat him. 51 00:03:18,688 --> 00:03:22,855 So after the race, I'm following him out in the dark, 52 00:03:24,003 --> 00:03:28,967 and I take him behind the building into this bunch of trees. 53 00:03:28,967 --> 00:03:31,864 And I fucked his brains out. 54 00:03:31,864 --> 00:03:32,817 - What? 55 00:03:32,817 --> 00:03:34,817 - No condom, no nothing. 56 00:03:36,270 --> 00:03:40,437 I did the deed, and I got my stuff and I was about to go. 57 00:03:42,652 --> 00:03:44,751 But he wasn't quite finished. 58 00:03:44,751 --> 00:03:49,034 And he said, will you hold me while I jerk off. 59 00:03:49,034 --> 00:03:51,655 And I'm like, no fucking way, dude. 60 00:03:51,655 --> 00:03:53,892 Can't you see that I'm done? 61 00:03:53,892 --> 00:03:57,203 I mean, that was what I was thinking in my head. 62 00:03:57,203 --> 00:04:00,428 But, I do consider myself a generous lover, 63 00:04:00,428 --> 00:04:03,345 so I laid back down and I held him. 64 00:04:06,484 --> 00:04:10,669 And then he asked me if I would tell him I loved him. 65 00:04:10,669 --> 00:04:11,502 And I did. 66 00:04:13,975 --> 00:04:15,511 - Role play. 67 00:04:15,511 --> 00:04:19,011 - Yeah, in my head it was total role play. 68 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:23,736 But the more I said it, 69 00:04:23,736 --> 00:04:26,810 the more I felt like I really meant it. 70 00:04:26,810 --> 00:04:29,386 And the more he responded, 71 00:04:29,386 --> 00:04:31,803 until he was actually crying. 72 00:04:32,724 --> 00:04:34,557 Like, real tears dude. 73 00:04:36,264 --> 00:04:39,097 I felt like I really did love him. 74 00:04:40,548 --> 00:04:43,381 I mean, he was just so vulnerable. 75 00:04:44,428 --> 00:04:46,511 Tough, but so vulnerable. 76 00:04:51,436 --> 00:04:55,603 And it was totally awkward afterwards for the both of us. 77 00:04:56,460 --> 00:04:58,793 And so I was about to leave, 78 00:05:00,328 --> 00:05:01,828 and he said to me, 79 00:05:05,703 --> 00:05:07,203 thank you so much. 80 00:05:10,863 --> 00:05:13,196 Thank you for understanding. 81 00:05:14,233 --> 00:05:16,566 Thank you for being so real. 82 00:05:20,354 --> 00:05:23,687 Thank you for letting me beat you today. 83 00:05:24,704 --> 00:05:28,287 I was like, dude, I didn't let you beat me. 84 00:05:29,900 --> 00:05:31,233 And he was like, 85 00:05:32,987 --> 00:05:34,154 yeah, you did. 86 00:05:36,215 --> 00:05:38,465 You always let me beat you. 87 00:05:41,165 --> 00:05:41,998 - Wow. 88 00:05:43,724 --> 00:05:45,724 - In some way, like you, 89 00:05:48,393 --> 00:05:52,560 I guess I'm always trying to repeat that one experience. 90 00:05:53,417 --> 00:05:56,047 - Did you see him again? 91 00:05:56,047 --> 00:05:58,714 - No, actually I didn't want to. 92 00:05:59,809 --> 00:06:01,726 Though, I think he did. 93 00:06:04,964 --> 00:06:06,881 - What happened to him? 94 00:06:08,305 --> 00:06:10,305 - He was killed in Iraq. 95 00:06:11,381 --> 00:06:13,799 He joined special services, I know that. 96 00:06:13,799 --> 00:06:15,911 Maybe even a SEAL. 97 00:06:15,911 --> 00:06:18,583 He was a killer swimmer. 98 00:06:18,583 --> 00:06:21,000 Strong, strapping and strong. 99 00:06:26,654 --> 00:06:29,898 He died saving the life of his partner. 100 00:06:29,898 --> 00:06:32,148 You know, his SEAL partner. 101 00:06:37,006 --> 00:06:37,839 - Geeze. 102 00:06:38,910 --> 00:06:41,993 - The funeral was so fucking intense. 103 00:06:43,325 --> 00:06:46,567 Thousands of people, and his partner 104 00:06:46,567 --> 00:06:50,484 was just sobbing uncontrollably the whole time. 105 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:54,928 I was watching him and I could tell 106 00:06:54,928 --> 00:06:56,602 he was trying to keep it together, 107 00:06:56,602 --> 00:07:00,116 but once those tears started flowing, 108 00:07:00,116 --> 00:07:01,866 it was just all over. 109 00:07:03,955 --> 00:07:04,788 - Damn. 110 00:07:07,555 --> 00:07:09,722 - All I kept thinking was, 111 00:07:10,796 --> 00:07:13,879 they must have been lovers, you know? 112 00:07:15,373 --> 00:07:17,470 Can you imagine that? 113 00:07:17,470 --> 00:07:20,053 (upbeat music) 1 00:00:00,420 --> 00:00:04,420 (upbeat electronic dance music) 2 00:00:29,478 --> 00:00:30,449 (bird chirps) 3 00:00:30,449 --> 00:00:33,811 - [Mike] You know, I think our first experience really 4 00:00:33,811 --> 00:00:35,144 impresses on us. 5 00:00:36,385 --> 00:00:37,218 Anyway... 6 00:00:38,224 --> 00:00:39,693 Lately, I've... 7 00:00:39,693 --> 00:00:40,929 I've thought about it. 8 00:00:40,929 --> 00:00:41,762 A lot. 9 00:00:42,707 --> 00:00:44,698 Doing something with a guy, 10 00:00:44,698 --> 00:00:45,816 it doesn't make me feel like 11 00:00:45,816 --> 00:00:49,049 I'm cheating on my wife, somehow. 12 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:52,030 - [Swell] That's a little messed up. 13 00:00:52,030 --> 00:00:53,363 - Yeah, I guess. 14 00:00:55,263 --> 00:00:56,096 - Wow. 15 00:00:57,443 --> 00:00:59,524 - Do you feel like you're cheating? 16 00:00:59,524 --> 00:01:01,024 - Yes... Absolutely... 17 00:01:05,155 --> 00:01:06,678 - And you don't feel guilty? 18 00:01:06,678 --> 00:01:09,281 - No, I mean I totally feel guilty. 19 00:01:09,281 --> 00:01:11,531 I mean not entirely guilty, 20 00:01:11,531 --> 00:01:13,781 because... I'm not married, 21 00:01:14,769 --> 00:01:16,769 or even fully committed, 22 00:01:18,177 --> 00:01:21,844 but... yeah man... I definitely feel guilty, 23 00:01:22,915 --> 00:01:24,748 and like I'm cheating. 24 00:01:26,050 --> 00:01:29,865 - So you really do feel something when it's going on? 25 00:01:29,865 --> 00:01:32,365 - Yeah, I guess on some level. 26 00:01:34,506 --> 00:01:37,640 On some level it's pretty hot. 27 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:41,818 - (chuckles) Well, sex doesn't drive my relationship 28 00:01:41,818 --> 00:01:44,068 with my wife, it never did. 29 00:01:44,952 --> 00:01:47,822 It's other things, you know? 30 00:01:47,822 --> 00:01:51,989 Like, I wanna take care of her, and the girls, and, 31 00:01:54,538 --> 00:01:58,787 I have that whole provider thing going on. 32 00:01:58,787 --> 00:02:01,537 She needs me... And, I like that. 33 00:02:05,994 --> 00:02:06,827 - ...But? 34 00:02:08,246 --> 00:02:11,121 - But (laughs) 35 00:02:11,121 --> 00:02:13,291 I can't shake the whole... 36 00:02:13,291 --> 00:02:16,501 wanting to make out with a guy thing. 37 00:02:16,501 --> 00:02:17,334 And... 38 00:02:19,067 --> 00:02:21,449 we have, two daughters... 39 00:02:21,449 --> 00:02:24,532 and her entire focus is on the girls. 40 00:02:25,383 --> 00:02:28,716 And rightfully so, they need her, but... 41 00:02:30,727 --> 00:02:34,483 I don't know, sometimes I actually... 42 00:02:34,483 --> 00:02:36,983 I feel left out, or something. 43 00:02:38,708 --> 00:02:40,875 So, I've been trying to... 44 00:02:41,975 --> 00:02:43,725 find a safe way to... 45 00:02:45,743 --> 00:02:46,833 explore. 46 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:48,124 - Yeah... 47 00:02:48,124 --> 00:02:52,245 I think, it's healthy to have life experiences. 48 00:02:52,245 --> 00:02:55,531 I mean, I know I'm not going to my death bed thinking, 49 00:02:55,531 --> 00:02:59,461 I wish I did this, that or the other thing. 50 00:02:59,461 --> 00:03:02,333 Instead, I'll probably end up headed straight to 51 00:03:02,333 --> 00:03:05,083 Hell in a handbasket. Deservedly. 52 00:03:08,428 --> 00:03:11,761 - You seem like such a great guy, Swell. 53 00:03:13,383 --> 00:03:14,741 - I'm not dude, 54 00:03:14,741 --> 00:03:15,991 I'm an asshole. 55 00:03:17,763 --> 00:03:19,430 I'm a opportunistic, 56 00:03:20,723 --> 00:03:22,242 lying, cheating, 57 00:03:22,242 --> 00:03:23,159 competitive 58 00:03:24,516 --> 00:03:25,839 asshole. 59 00:03:25,839 --> 00:03:28,169 (bird chirps) 60 00:03:28,169 --> 00:03:29,002 - Well. 61 00:03:30,571 --> 00:03:32,154 Can we make a pact? 62 00:03:34,370 --> 00:03:35,453 - Mmm, Maybe. 63 00:03:37,404 --> 00:03:41,071 - Can we promise to never lie to eachother? 64 00:03:41,977 --> 00:03:43,202 - You mean... 65 00:03:43,202 --> 00:03:46,435 other than all the lying that we've already done? 66 00:03:46,435 --> 00:03:49,599 - I mean from this point forward. 67 00:03:49,599 --> 00:03:50,599 - I can try. 68 00:03:53,202 --> 00:03:54,035 - Mike? 69 00:03:57,287 --> 00:03:59,037 What are you feeling, 70 00:03:59,923 --> 00:04:00,756 right now? 71 00:04:03,765 --> 00:04:07,558 - I think you know what I'm feeling. 72 00:04:07,558 --> 00:04:08,457 - Yeah, 73 00:04:08,457 --> 00:04:09,731 well... 74 00:04:09,731 --> 00:04:11,814 I'm feeling it too, dude. 75 00:04:16,234 --> 00:04:18,817 (rain falling) 76 00:04:19,695 --> 00:04:23,862 (soft acoustic guitar gets louder) 77 00:04:24,716 --> 00:04:26,883 (kissing) 78 00:04:27,722 --> 00:04:30,472 (car door opens) 79 00:04:36,388 --> 00:04:38,638 (rustling) 80 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:48,869 (electronic dance music plays) 1 00:00:00,743 --> 00:00:03,326 (upbeat music) 2 00:00:38,245 --> 00:00:39,745 - Brand new pants. 3 00:00:40,725 --> 00:00:42,142 - What can I say? 4 00:00:47,495 --> 00:00:49,990 - I'm not complaining. 5 00:00:49,990 --> 00:00:52,490 - That was pretty fucking hot. 6 00:00:54,582 --> 00:00:57,332 - So you are, you're clean right? 7 00:01:01,464 --> 00:01:03,047 - No, I'm positive. 8 00:01:03,976 --> 00:01:05,660 I thought I told you that. 9 00:01:05,660 --> 00:01:07,642 - What the fuck? 10 00:01:07,642 --> 00:01:11,634 - I'm on my last bout of penicillin from chlamydia. 11 00:01:11,634 --> 00:01:12,752 I thought I told you that. 12 00:01:12,752 --> 00:01:14,497 - Are you kidding? 13 00:01:14,497 --> 00:01:16,911 - I just got a couple more days on the antibiotics. 14 00:01:16,911 --> 00:01:18,494 You should be fine. 15 00:01:20,518 --> 00:01:22,530 - Seriously dude. 16 00:01:22,530 --> 00:01:24,451 What the fuck? 17 00:01:24,451 --> 00:01:28,004 - Of course I'm drug and disease free, you fucking idiot. 18 00:01:28,004 --> 00:01:30,744 - That's not even funny to joke about. 19 00:01:30,744 --> 00:01:33,577 - Well, I told you I'm an asshole. 20 00:01:36,945 --> 00:01:39,862 - Would you ever consider something 21 00:01:43,395 --> 00:01:45,395 a little more long term? 22 00:01:49,156 --> 00:01:51,656 - I think I am considering it. 23 00:01:53,776 --> 00:01:56,020 But if we're being honest here, 24 00:01:56,020 --> 00:01:58,437 I do know one thing for sure. 25 00:01:59,982 --> 00:02:03,399 I don't think I could ever give up pussy. 26 00:02:04,782 --> 00:02:08,365 - Nobody said you have to give up anything. 27 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:13,527 - And you don't think that would be cheating on your wife? 28 00:02:14,856 --> 00:02:16,606 - You've got a point. 29 00:02:23,458 --> 00:02:24,831 - How much? 30 00:02:24,831 --> 00:02:25,664 What's he mean how much? 31 00:02:25,664 --> 00:02:27,228 I'm not fucking paying him. 32 00:02:27,228 --> 00:02:29,534 - He's not asking for money. 33 00:02:29,534 --> 00:02:32,301 He wants to know how much you're gonna charge him 34 00:02:32,301 --> 00:02:34,298 to let him suck your dick, 35 00:02:34,298 --> 00:02:36,131 and swallow your load. 36 00:02:37,059 --> 00:02:38,039 - No way, dude. 37 00:02:38,039 --> 00:02:39,912 No way, he's too old. 38 00:02:39,912 --> 00:02:41,544 - For money? 39 00:02:41,544 --> 00:02:43,426 You couldn't let this guy suck your dick for money? 40 00:02:43,426 --> 00:02:44,629 - Hell no, man. 41 00:02:44,629 --> 00:02:46,364 No, I'm not gonna take this guy's money. 42 00:02:46,364 --> 00:02:49,485 Jesus, I'm just looking for a guy to suck my dick 43 00:02:49,485 --> 00:02:51,946 just once so I can find out how it feels. 44 00:02:51,946 --> 00:02:54,655 I'm not a fucking prostitute. 45 00:02:54,655 --> 00:02:58,822 And I'm not gonna do it with someone that old and ugly. 46 00:03:00,578 --> 00:03:02,891 - He's not that old. 47 00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:06,777 And I could sure use the money right now, that's for sure. 48 00:03:06,777 --> 00:03:08,110 I'll charge him. 49 00:03:09,705 --> 00:03:10,538 Here, give me your phone. 50 00:03:10,538 --> 00:03:11,518 I'm gonna take the dick picture, look away. 51 00:03:11,518 --> 00:03:12,518 - Oh, geeze. 52 00:03:19,142 --> 00:03:19,975 - No anal. 53 00:03:21,442 --> 00:03:22,689 - Okay. 54 00:03:22,689 --> 00:03:24,684 So you don't want me to touch it? 55 00:03:24,684 --> 00:03:28,128 Or, you don't want anything inside it? 56 00:03:28,128 --> 00:03:31,409 - Nothing inside, it's a one way street. 57 00:03:31,409 --> 00:03:33,647 - Okay, fair enough. 58 00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:35,851 - And if it's not happening naturally, 59 00:03:35,851 --> 00:03:38,897 don't try to make it happen. 60 00:03:38,897 --> 00:03:41,015 - What's that supposed to mean? 61 00:03:41,015 --> 00:03:44,660 - If I don't have a hard on and you're working on it, 62 00:03:44,660 --> 00:03:49,335 and it's not happening, then it's not happening. 63 00:03:49,335 --> 00:03:51,835 - Okay, here's the deal, dude. 64 00:03:53,148 --> 00:03:55,025 I'm not paying you 150 bucks to give you 65 00:03:55,025 --> 00:03:57,109 a massage for nothing to happen. 66 00:03:57,109 --> 00:03:59,646 If you can't get it up and come, 67 00:03:59,646 --> 00:04:00,896 then it's free. 68 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:05,677 - I agree to those terms. 69 00:04:05,677 --> 00:04:06,510 - Cool. 70 00:04:07,942 --> 00:04:08,898 - So. 71 00:04:08,898 --> 00:04:10,613 - So go back out, knock on the door, 72 00:04:10,613 --> 00:04:13,147 and just pretend that I'm your physical therapist, 73 00:04:13,147 --> 00:04:15,709 and you're my client. 74 00:04:15,709 --> 00:04:17,740 - Should I be limping, and stuff? 75 00:04:17,740 --> 00:04:20,208 - Yeah, that would help. 76 00:04:20,208 --> 00:04:21,041 - Alright. 77 00:04:23,994 --> 00:04:27,404 (knocks on door) 78 00:04:27,404 --> 00:04:28,831 Hi. - Hi. 79 00:04:28,831 --> 00:04:30,083 - Oh, I forgot the doctor's note. 80 00:04:30,083 --> 00:04:32,596 Should I go back and get a doctor's note? 81 00:04:32,596 --> 00:04:34,013 - Let's just see. 82 00:04:41,364 --> 00:04:42,947 So how's that feel? 83 00:04:44,490 --> 00:04:45,990 - That feels good. 84 00:04:47,386 --> 00:04:48,303 - And here? 85 00:04:54,157 --> 00:04:55,574 How's that, good? 86 00:04:57,310 --> 00:04:59,477 - It feels really amazing. 87 00:05:01,215 --> 00:05:03,441 But it's actually the other leg. 88 00:05:03,441 --> 00:05:05,316 - Oh dear, sorry. 89 00:05:05,316 --> 00:05:06,381 - That's alright, man. 90 00:05:06,381 --> 00:05:07,548 It's all good. 91 00:05:23,611 --> 00:05:25,012 - You know what? 92 00:05:25,012 --> 00:05:27,973 Let's have you jump up here on the table. 93 00:05:27,973 --> 00:05:30,190 - Should I take these off first? 94 00:05:30,190 --> 00:05:33,212 - No, leave 'em on for now. 95 00:05:33,212 --> 00:05:35,962 - I'm gonna take 'em off, anyway. 96 00:05:42,803 --> 00:05:45,386 (upbeat music) 1 00:00:00,712 --> 00:00:04,212 (steady electronic music) 2 00:00:32,103 --> 00:00:33,520 - What's up, man? 3 00:00:34,830 --> 00:00:37,334 - I know you're the investigator and everything, 4 00:00:37,334 --> 00:00:40,130 but I couldn't help notice ... 5 00:00:40,130 --> 00:00:42,453 How do I put this? 6 00:00:42,453 --> 00:00:45,238 You know I'm gay, right? 7 00:00:45,238 --> 00:00:46,764 - No, actually, I didn't. 8 00:00:46,764 --> 00:00:48,597 - Okay, well, I'm gay. 9 00:00:49,936 --> 00:00:51,421 - Okay, great. 10 00:00:51,421 --> 00:00:54,414 - And being a gay man and single and shit, 11 00:00:54,414 --> 00:00:57,164 I occasionally go on Said's List. 12 00:00:59,641 --> 00:01:02,224 Yeah, you sent me your picture. 13 00:01:06,781 --> 00:01:08,629 - Okay, look. 14 00:01:08,629 --> 00:01:13,481 I would never send my picture online, ever, okay? 15 00:01:13,481 --> 00:01:15,814 I only did it this one time. 16 00:01:17,083 --> 00:01:18,850 - Yeah, and I was interested, 17 00:01:18,850 --> 00:01:20,709 but you should know being new here, 18 00:01:20,709 --> 00:01:21,780 it's probably not a good idea 19 00:01:21,780 --> 00:01:24,224 to send real photos of yourself. 20 00:01:24,224 --> 00:01:25,915 - Look, I would only send my picture 21 00:01:25,915 --> 00:01:29,605 if I was planning on actually meeting up with somebody. 22 00:01:29,605 --> 00:01:31,125 - Yeah, and it was me. 23 00:01:31,125 --> 00:01:32,386 But you just started working with Jen, 24 00:01:32,386 --> 00:01:36,473 and I really, really need this job, so I ... 25 00:01:36,473 --> 00:01:37,911 - You blew me off. 26 00:01:37,911 --> 00:01:38,744 - Yeah. 27 00:01:40,861 --> 00:01:42,444 Look, there's more. 28 00:01:43,819 --> 00:01:46,656 I was in State Park Kalakaua the other day. 29 00:01:46,656 --> 00:01:48,497 I couldn't figure out what you were doing with Swell, 30 00:01:48,497 --> 00:01:50,779 I figured Jen must've introduced you, 31 00:01:50,779 --> 00:01:52,271 and I should've left it there, 32 00:01:52,271 --> 00:01:57,083 but I being a nosy fucking fag, I just decided to-- 33 00:01:57,083 --> 00:01:59,248 - You followed us? 34 00:01:59,248 --> 00:02:00,263 - Yeah. 35 00:02:00,263 --> 00:02:01,491 - I'm officially freaked out. 36 00:02:01,491 --> 00:02:03,569 - Hey, no, listen. 37 00:02:03,569 --> 00:02:08,319 I promise you I won't say anything to anyone ever. 38 00:02:08,319 --> 00:02:12,192 Honestly, I'm pretty jealous at how lucky you are. 39 00:02:12,192 --> 00:02:14,116 I mean, Swell. 40 00:02:14,116 --> 00:02:18,539 Making out and everything, that's just crazy. 41 00:02:18,539 --> 00:02:21,800 - Look, nobody knows about us, okay? 42 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:25,266 And he would be pissed if anybody found out, okay? 43 00:02:25,266 --> 00:02:28,664 So, look, this whole thing is just getting out of control. 44 00:02:28,664 --> 00:02:31,747 - Has this been going on for a while? 45 00:02:33,223 --> 00:02:34,070 - No. 46 00:02:34,070 --> 00:02:35,487 Well, yeah. - Wow. 47 00:02:36,638 --> 00:02:37,471 Swell. 48 00:02:39,069 --> 00:02:42,930 Oh my God, if Jen ever found out she would shit bricks 49 00:02:42,930 --> 00:02:45,539 and then pound our skulls in with them. 50 00:02:45,539 --> 00:02:46,724 - Jen's not gonna find out. 51 00:02:46,724 --> 00:02:48,961 - No, but trust me. 52 00:02:48,961 --> 00:02:50,878 You can trust me, okay? 53 00:02:53,164 --> 00:02:56,747 So this is not just a one-time thing, then? 54 00:02:58,018 --> 00:02:58,851 - No. 55 00:03:00,540 --> 00:03:01,373 - Wow. 56 00:03:02,908 --> 00:03:03,741 Shit. 57 00:03:05,223 --> 00:03:07,306 - Okay, I'm freaking out. 58 00:03:08,857 --> 00:03:09,940 - About what? 59 00:03:11,021 --> 00:03:12,847 - This whole thing. 60 00:03:12,847 --> 00:03:15,264 This is all pretty new to me. 61 00:03:16,197 --> 00:03:18,415 - Oh, the guy thing. 62 00:03:18,415 --> 00:03:20,665 - The guy thing, all of it. 63 00:03:23,287 --> 00:03:27,454 - I remember your initial emails, you did seem pretty green. 64 00:03:28,660 --> 00:03:29,508 - Okay. 65 00:03:29,508 --> 00:03:34,003 - Look, I promise you I won't ask any more questions, okay? 66 00:03:34,003 --> 00:03:35,825 Even though I'm really dying to know. 67 00:03:35,825 --> 00:03:38,408 - Yeah, well I appreciate that. 68 00:03:39,779 --> 00:03:42,082 - Does Swell have a big dick? 69 00:03:42,082 --> 00:03:43,224 - You know what? - Sorry. 70 00:03:43,224 --> 00:03:44,746 - Seriously, I'm about to lose it. 71 00:03:44,746 --> 00:03:46,298 I don't even know what to do, please! 72 00:03:46,298 --> 00:03:47,431 - Okay. 73 00:03:47,431 --> 00:03:48,264 I'm sorry. 74 00:03:48,264 --> 00:03:51,185 It's a small town, I just happen to know you 75 00:03:51,185 --> 00:03:52,653 and I think you're really attractive, 76 00:03:52,653 --> 00:03:54,810 and I just don't, I don't want you to think 77 00:03:54,810 --> 00:03:57,893 that I will go and tell anyone, okay? 78 00:03:58,961 --> 00:04:03,579 And seriously, if you ever need to talk to someone, 79 00:04:03,579 --> 00:04:05,829 I can be a good friend too. 80 00:04:10,124 --> 00:04:10,957 - Thanks. 81 00:04:28,105 --> 00:04:31,605 (steady electronic music) 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,583 (upbeat music) 2 00:00:29,525 --> 00:00:31,199 (birds singing) 3 00:00:31,199 --> 00:00:32,452 (indistinct talking) 4 00:00:32,452 --> 00:00:35,119 (water falling) 5 00:00:55,710 --> 00:00:58,692 - (man with surfboard) need to jump in here right now. 6 00:00:58,692 --> 00:00:59,525 - jumbled up 7 00:00:59,525 --> 00:01:02,427 - Yeah. If it's not gonna be windy tomorrow. 8 00:01:02,427 --> 00:01:05,094 (water falling) 9 00:01:06,994 --> 00:01:10,215 (indistinct talking) 10 00:01:10,215 --> 00:01:11,601 (water falling) 11 00:01:11,601 --> 00:01:14,684 (indistinct talking) 12 00:01:17,517 --> 00:01:19,732 - (Short man) Great call on the dope food. 13 00:01:19,732 --> 00:01:22,864 - (Tall man) (whispers) Great call. 14 00:01:22,864 --> 00:01:23,697 - Oh, Cyrus. 15 00:01:23,697 --> 00:01:25,495 - (Man in shirt) Sybill. 16 00:01:25,495 --> 00:01:28,491 - Cyrus, Sybill. How's he doing? 17 00:01:28,491 --> 00:01:29,908 - She. She good. 18 00:01:32,529 --> 00:01:36,279 - I was at base the other day. Andrew Spence? 19 00:01:38,077 --> 00:01:40,107 - Yeah, what about him? 20 00:01:40,107 --> 00:01:44,101 - He told me to tell you to call him. How do you know him? 21 00:01:44,101 --> 00:01:45,734 - Same way you would, bra. 22 00:01:45,734 --> 00:01:47,318 - Is he as big an asshole as he was then? 23 00:01:47,318 --> 00:01:49,068 - I don't know, abou- 24 00:01:50,714 --> 00:01:51,797 I don't know. 25 00:01:59,980 --> 00:02:03,731 - If you ask me, Andrew Spence is a creep. 26 00:02:03,731 --> 00:02:05,314 - Oh, super creepy. 27 00:02:09,859 --> 00:02:13,026 (upbeat techno music) 28 00:03:11,138 --> 00:03:15,305 - (Man without shirt) (sighs) 29 00:03:17,016 --> 00:03:19,099 What you looking at, bro? 30 00:03:21,370 --> 00:03:24,287 Hey, I asked you one question, bro. 31 00:03:26,966 --> 00:03:29,216 Well, what do we have here? 32 00:03:37,370 --> 00:03:38,203 Ah. Ah. 33 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:47,293 Cgrunting) 34 00:04:11,203 --> 00:04:12,036 Hey. 35 00:04:15,844 --> 00:04:16,677 What? 36 00:04:17,756 --> 00:04:19,423 Where do I find you? 37 00:04:21,471 --> 00:04:25,638 Come on, bro. What you say, bro? (mumbles) 38 00:04:27,272 --> 00:04:29,985 Have it your way, bro. 39 00:04:29,985 --> 00:04:31,902 We meet every Thursday. 40 00:04:46,434 --> 00:04:47,945 (crying) 41 00:04:47,945 --> 00:04:50,528 (upbeat music) 1 00:00:01,483 --> 00:00:04,066 (upbeat music) 2 00:01:34,559 --> 00:01:35,392 - Sammy. 3 00:01:37,195 --> 00:01:38,028 Sammy. 4 00:01:40,878 --> 00:01:42,277 Who the fuck are you? 5 00:01:42,277 --> 00:01:43,599 - Who the fuck are you? 6 00:01:43,599 --> 00:01:46,367 (yelling) 7 00:01:46,367 --> 00:01:47,231 - What are you doing with these homos? 8 00:01:47,231 --> 00:01:48,341 - What are you doing here? 9 00:01:48,341 --> 00:01:50,886 - What the fuck are you doing at these fucking hours? 10 00:01:50,886 --> 00:01:51,781 - Dude. 11 00:01:51,781 --> 00:01:53,527 You need to leave. 12 00:01:53,527 --> 00:01:55,102 Like now. 13 00:01:55,102 --> 00:01:58,103 - You wanna do this the easy way or the hard way? 14 00:01:58,103 --> 00:02:00,433 - You are not on duty. 15 00:02:00,433 --> 00:02:02,854 There is nothing you can do to me, you fucker. 16 00:02:02,854 --> 00:02:03,755 - You're on my property, 17 00:02:03,755 --> 00:02:05,834 threatening me and my family. 18 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:09,410 We can do whatever we want to you. 19 00:02:09,410 --> 00:02:11,827 (door slams) 20 00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:18,367 (car screeches) 21 00:02:19,979 --> 00:02:21,479 - What's going on? 22 00:02:22,574 --> 00:02:24,753 - Back to bed, Everett. 23 00:02:24,753 --> 00:02:27,183 - I'm not your fucking child. 24 00:02:27,183 --> 00:02:28,388 And I'm not going away until I 25 00:02:28,388 --> 00:02:30,888 find out what's going on here. 26 00:02:32,072 --> 00:02:32,905 - Everett. 27 00:02:49,951 --> 00:02:51,784 - Who was that, Sammy? 28 00:02:53,914 --> 00:02:55,167 - Nobody. 29 00:02:55,167 --> 00:02:57,236 - Sammy. - Nobody. 30 00:02:57,236 --> 00:02:58,397 - What's going on, Sammy? 31 00:02:58,397 --> 00:02:59,230 - Nothing. 32 00:03:00,113 --> 00:03:00,946 - Dude. 33 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:05,049 - You want some coffee? 34 00:03:05,049 --> 00:03:05,882 - No. 35 00:03:07,163 --> 00:03:09,383 - Well I need a cup of coffee. 36 00:03:09,383 --> 00:03:10,466 You want one? 37 00:03:40,581 --> 00:03:42,664 - What's going on, Sammy? 38 00:03:45,580 --> 00:03:46,413 - Nothing. 39 00:04:07,108 --> 00:04:08,441 I think I'm gay. 40 00:04:18,352 --> 00:04:19,352 - You think? 41 00:04:27,646 --> 00:04:30,646 - Alright, let's just talk this out. 42 00:04:35,237 --> 00:04:36,237 - I'm sorry. 43 00:04:38,152 --> 00:04:39,235 I'm so sorry. 44 00:04:42,855 --> 00:04:43,772 - For what? 45 00:04:48,450 --> 00:04:49,867 - For everything. 46 00:04:52,211 --> 00:04:54,294 I'm sorry for everything. 47 00:04:58,192 --> 00:04:59,859 I'll leave tomorrow. 48 00:05:01,825 --> 00:05:04,658 - You're not going anywhere, dude. 49 00:05:08,924 --> 00:05:11,224 - I lied to you, Swell. 50 00:05:11,224 --> 00:05:13,057 I lied to both of you. 51 00:05:13,985 --> 00:05:14,818 - Sammy. 52 00:05:17,174 --> 00:05:19,924 You're not going anywhere, Sammy. 53 00:05:22,909 --> 00:05:25,992 - I'm just a liar and a loser is all. 54 00:05:27,490 --> 00:05:31,657 - You need to fucking stop talking like that, Sammy. 55 00:05:34,526 --> 00:05:37,317 I think we need whiskey. 56 00:05:37,317 --> 00:05:38,317 - Good idea. 57 00:05:53,668 --> 00:05:54,501 - So. 58 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,773 You think you're gay, or? 59 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,917 - I don't wanna be gay. 60 00:06:09,011 --> 00:06:11,011 - So, Cyrus, Cybill, or. 61 00:06:13,642 --> 00:06:16,892 - No, I don't like, I don't like girls. 62 00:06:18,195 --> 00:06:19,778 I don't want girls. 63 00:06:22,107 --> 00:06:23,107 I want guys. 64 00:06:26,191 --> 00:06:27,608 - Guys like that? 65 00:06:29,359 --> 00:06:30,276 - No, just. 66 00:06:32,098 --> 00:06:33,431 Just local guys. 67 00:06:35,698 --> 00:06:36,865 - Local thugs? 68 00:06:42,293 --> 00:06:43,293 - I'm sorry. 69 00:06:45,629 --> 00:06:48,129 - Don't worry about it, Sammy. 70 00:06:51,909 --> 00:06:53,576 - You don't hate me? 71 00:06:54,609 --> 00:06:57,192 - No, I don't fucking hate you. 72 00:06:58,416 --> 00:06:59,833 I love you, dude. 73 00:07:01,478 --> 00:07:03,228 I mean, am I shocked? 74 00:07:04,434 --> 00:07:05,267 Yeah. 75 00:07:06,401 --> 00:07:08,818 But, I fucking love you, man. 76 00:07:13,513 --> 00:07:14,846 - I do too, bro. 77 00:07:18,832 --> 00:07:22,999 And I agree with Swell, you're not going anywhere. 78 00:07:24,543 --> 00:07:26,876 Unless you really wanted to. 79 00:07:28,013 --> 00:07:30,762 But that would be a tragedy. 80 00:07:30,762 --> 00:07:31,595 - Yeah. 81 00:07:34,292 --> 00:07:36,459 Who would clean our house? 82 00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:38,797 - I get it. 83 00:07:41,212 --> 00:07:44,379 - But yeah, who would clean our house? 84 00:07:47,748 --> 00:07:49,248 - It's okay, dude. 85 00:07:58,768 --> 00:08:01,487 But if you're gonna have a boyfriend, 86 00:08:01,487 --> 00:08:04,237 we need to find you a proper one. 87 00:08:08,426 --> 00:08:09,652 Now line those up. 88 00:08:09,652 --> 00:08:12,235 (bright music) 1 00:00:00,716 --> 00:00:04,216 (steady electronic music) 2 00:00:30,096 --> 00:00:33,263 (gentle guitar music) 3 00:00:56,339 --> 00:00:57,172 - [Brett] Hello! 4 00:00:57,172 --> 00:00:58,005 - Dad! 5 00:00:58,005 --> 00:00:59,965 - Hey girls! - Daddy! 6 00:00:59,965 --> 00:01:01,215 - I missed you. 7 00:01:03,643 --> 00:01:05,713 - Do I need to be preparing for something? 8 00:01:05,713 --> 00:01:06,546 - No. 9 00:01:07,524 --> 00:01:10,191 Cynthia, no, absolutely not, no. 10 00:01:12,545 --> 00:01:13,628 - It's funny. 11 00:01:14,475 --> 00:01:16,928 You remember that movie Savages? 12 00:01:16,928 --> 00:01:18,333 - Of course. 13 00:01:18,333 --> 00:01:19,650 Oliver Stone. 14 00:01:19,650 --> 00:01:22,095 - Yes, I love that movie. 15 00:01:22,095 --> 00:01:23,844 I love those boys. 16 00:01:23,844 --> 00:01:24,677 - [Brett] Yeah. 17 00:01:24,677 --> 00:01:27,927 They were so different, and yet unique. 18 00:01:31,351 --> 00:01:34,268 You remind me of the sensitive one. 19 00:01:35,141 --> 00:01:36,448 And I always thought it would be better 20 00:01:36,448 --> 00:01:39,301 if they were lovers, too. 21 00:01:39,301 --> 00:01:42,313 Not with her, but with each other. 22 00:01:42,313 --> 00:01:45,789 I swear to God I'm so obsessed with that movie. 23 00:01:45,789 --> 00:01:49,956 And I always wanted you to have someone special like that. 24 00:01:53,081 --> 00:01:54,035 - What do you mean, like? 25 00:01:54,035 --> 00:01:56,153 - Someone special. 26 00:01:56,153 --> 00:01:57,986 A special male friend. 27 00:01:58,828 --> 00:02:02,492 You don't have any male friends that are special that way. 28 00:02:02,492 --> 00:02:03,409 - What way? 29 00:02:05,722 --> 00:02:09,389 - It's crazy, I really fantasize about that. 30 00:02:11,668 --> 00:02:13,148 - Fantasize. 31 00:02:13,148 --> 00:02:14,780 What part? 32 00:02:14,780 --> 00:02:16,884 What do you fantasize about? 33 00:02:16,884 --> 00:02:18,779 - I don't know. 34 00:02:18,779 --> 00:02:19,612 All of it. 35 00:02:20,991 --> 00:02:24,751 I'm not sexual the way she obviously was. 36 00:02:24,751 --> 00:02:28,918 And the one was so romantic, and you're very romantic. 37 00:02:34,059 --> 00:02:37,476 I feel like I don't give to you that way. 38 00:02:38,928 --> 00:02:40,095 - Cynthia, no. 39 00:02:41,943 --> 00:02:43,110 You do, okay?. 40 00:02:44,890 --> 00:02:46,390 - Are you careful? 41 00:02:48,179 --> 00:02:50,966 You have to be careful, Brett. 42 00:02:50,966 --> 00:02:55,247 - I can't believe we're having this conversation. 43 00:02:55,247 --> 00:02:58,215 - The truth is, when you come to me 44 00:02:58,215 --> 00:03:02,048 after you're with him, you're so full of life. 45 00:03:03,888 --> 00:03:08,188 It overflows onto me, it overflows onto us. 46 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:11,438 I really, really don't want it to stop. 47 00:03:16,682 --> 00:03:19,349 I like the way he smells on you. 48 00:03:21,818 --> 00:03:22,818 I really do. 49 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:26,360 It's pungent and strong. 50 00:03:30,424 --> 00:03:31,924 Is he very strong? 51 00:03:35,908 --> 00:03:36,741 - Yeah. 52 00:03:38,466 --> 00:03:39,966 - Do you love him? 53 00:03:44,893 --> 00:03:47,476 - No, not, not like I love you. 54 00:03:53,113 --> 00:03:55,030 I love him differently. 55 00:03:59,379 --> 00:04:00,712 I love you more. 56 00:04:02,854 --> 00:04:05,491 Look, if you want me to stop, I'll stop, okay? 57 00:04:05,491 --> 00:04:07,408 Just-- - Can I meet him? 58 00:04:08,609 --> 00:04:10,464 - No, no, absolutely not. 59 00:04:10,464 --> 00:04:11,507 He would not be down with that. 60 00:04:11,507 --> 00:04:13,140 - He doesn't have to know who I am. 61 00:04:13,140 --> 00:04:14,243 Has he seen me? 62 00:04:14,243 --> 00:04:15,320 Does he know that you're married? 63 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:16,153 - Yes, no. 64 00:04:17,934 --> 00:04:19,618 Yes, he knows that I'm married, 65 00:04:19,618 --> 00:04:22,321 and no, he's never seen you. 66 00:04:22,321 --> 00:04:25,238 He doesn't know what you look like. 67 00:04:26,101 --> 00:04:30,268 In fact, we ran into your sister on our second date. 68 00:04:35,444 --> 00:04:37,590 - She said he was astonishingly beautiful. 69 00:04:37,590 --> 00:04:38,423 - [Brett] What? 70 00:04:38,423 --> 00:04:40,329 - And even more sexy. 71 00:04:40,329 --> 00:04:41,573 - She said that? 72 00:04:41,573 --> 00:04:43,209 I mean he's alright, but ... 73 00:04:43,209 --> 00:04:46,209 - [Cynthia] Just, we won't tell him. 74 00:04:48,241 --> 00:04:49,136 - This is so bizarre. 75 00:04:49,136 --> 00:04:52,344 I cannot even begin to tell you how strange this is. 76 00:04:52,344 --> 00:04:54,322 - I really haven't felt threatened. 77 00:04:54,322 --> 00:04:57,239 Really, I haven't, it's so strange. 78 00:04:59,273 --> 00:05:02,701 - Did your sister pick up on anything 79 00:05:02,701 --> 00:05:04,641 between me and him, or? 80 00:05:04,641 --> 00:05:08,777 - No, she just said he exuded sexuality, 81 00:05:08,777 --> 00:05:10,694 and that he was sultry, 82 00:05:12,115 --> 00:05:15,641 and that she would for sure fuck him. 83 00:05:15,641 --> 00:05:17,697 And she asked me to ask you about him. 84 00:05:17,697 --> 00:05:19,312 - What? 85 00:05:19,312 --> 00:05:23,979 Wait, why didn't, why didn't you say anything to me? 86 00:05:23,979 --> 00:05:25,521 - It didn't seem like an issue, 87 00:05:25,521 --> 00:05:28,938 and I wouldn't have put the two together. 88 00:05:29,918 --> 00:05:32,751 This relationship is so different. 89 00:05:33,697 --> 00:05:37,131 I feel like I can tell you everything. 90 00:05:37,131 --> 00:05:39,690 - Now I know why you like that film. 91 00:05:39,690 --> 00:05:40,940 You always did. 92 00:05:42,251 --> 00:05:43,668 This makes sense. 93 00:05:44,641 --> 00:05:46,058 - Well, you know. 94 00:05:49,817 --> 00:05:52,567 I really want to meet him, Brett. 95 00:05:53,890 --> 00:05:56,640 Just don't tell him that it's me. 96 00:05:58,205 --> 00:06:00,063 - Who are you? 97 00:06:00,063 --> 00:06:01,491 Who am I talking to? 98 00:06:01,491 --> 00:06:03,500 - It's pretty crazy. 99 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:05,917 I'm like, I'm really excited. 100 00:06:08,088 --> 00:06:10,508 Would you say you guys are close 101 00:06:10,508 --> 00:06:12,122 like those guys in the movie? 102 00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:16,289 - I mean, no, we're not dealing drugs or anything. 103 00:06:18,620 --> 00:06:22,453 - [Cynthia] I really, really want to meet him. 104 00:06:26,284 --> 00:06:27,117 - Okay. 105 00:06:30,530 --> 00:06:31,363 Okay. 106 00:06:32,230 --> 00:06:35,730 (steady electronic music) 1 00:00:00,736 --> 00:00:03,319 (upbeat music) 2 00:00:39,331 --> 00:00:41,998 (water running) 3 00:00:54,661 --> 00:00:57,328 (water running) 4 00:01:12,149 --> 00:01:13,232 - Hey, Sammy. 5 00:01:15,104 --> 00:01:16,354 This is Cavika. 6 00:01:19,584 --> 00:01:21,117 - We've met. 7 00:01:21,117 --> 00:01:22,199 - We have? 8 00:01:22,199 --> 00:01:25,800 - Yeah. Your Christmas party a couple years ago. 9 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:28,105 - He's been asking about you ever since. 10 00:01:28,105 --> 00:01:28,938 (laughter) 11 00:01:28,938 --> 00:01:29,773 - Seriously, man? 12 00:01:29,773 --> 00:01:31,273 - Yeah. Seriously. 13 00:01:32,370 --> 00:01:33,203 - Cool. 14 00:01:34,196 --> 00:01:36,585 Hey, how come you never said anything? 15 00:01:36,585 --> 00:01:40,022 - Well, actually we didn't even have the slightest clue 16 00:01:40,022 --> 00:01:41,939 that you were even, uh. 17 00:01:42,843 --> 00:01:44,093 You guys enjoy. 18 00:01:55,454 --> 00:01:56,287 - So, uh. 19 00:02:00,166 --> 00:02:04,159 So would you say you're more of a top or a bottom? 20 00:02:04,159 --> 00:02:08,014 - Wow, you really cut to the chase, huh, bro? 21 00:02:08,014 --> 00:02:09,132 - Sorry, man, you know it's just. 22 00:02:09,132 --> 00:02:11,049 - No, no. I understand. 23 00:02:12,214 --> 00:02:15,682 But you know, I'm probably more of a bottom. 24 00:02:15,682 --> 00:02:16,515 - Not reversed? 25 00:02:16,515 --> 00:02:18,765 - No, no, no. Probably not. 26 00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:21,140 You? 27 00:02:21,984 --> 00:02:23,401 - Top. Total top. 28 00:02:28,745 --> 00:02:32,482 So, Robert says you're an amazing chef. 29 00:02:32,482 --> 00:02:34,384 - Yeah, well, he doesn't really know. 30 00:02:34,384 --> 00:02:37,384 - Like being a sous chef at a Solay. 31 00:02:40,025 --> 00:02:41,108 - Well, yeah. 32 00:02:42,470 --> 00:02:45,860 - Isn't that like the best restaurant in all of Hawaii? 33 00:02:45,860 --> 00:02:48,318 - Well, on Honolulu for sure. 34 00:02:48,318 --> 00:02:51,152 But on the Big Island, they got all these major restaurants 35 00:02:51,152 --> 00:02:53,652 and these fancy resorts, yeah. 36 00:02:55,414 --> 00:02:56,827 - Oh, I didn't know that. 37 00:02:56,827 --> 00:02:57,660 - Yeah. 38 00:02:59,104 --> 00:03:00,937 We should go sometime. 39 00:03:02,263 --> 00:03:03,763 - That'd be great. 40 00:03:08,288 --> 00:03:12,455 He also said that the only thing you liked more than cooking 41 00:03:14,441 --> 00:03:15,524 was cleaning. 42 00:03:19,622 --> 00:03:20,622 - Uhm, yeah. 43 00:03:21,989 --> 00:03:23,048 - For real? 44 00:03:23,048 --> 00:03:24,881 - Yeah, for real, man. 45 00:03:25,747 --> 00:03:29,428 - Wow. Bottom, that looks like you, 46 00:03:29,428 --> 00:03:31,761 who loves to cook and clean. 47 00:03:33,353 --> 00:03:35,461 - You know I look way better with my shirt off. 48 00:03:35,461 --> 00:03:38,211 - Oh, I know. Believe me, I know. 49 00:03:39,497 --> 00:03:42,497 Unless you've lost some of it since. 50 00:03:55,030 --> 00:03:58,447 Oh, I think I'm in love. Dude, seriously. 51 00:04:06,807 --> 00:04:10,319 So, when do you want to get married? 52 00:04:10,319 --> 00:04:11,950 - Come on, man, don't go there. 53 00:04:11,950 --> 00:04:12,783 - What? 54 00:04:12,783 --> 00:04:17,364 - No, it's just, you know, we just met and we haven't even. 55 00:04:17,364 --> 00:04:19,808 - Okay, so let's go to your bedroom. 56 00:04:19,808 --> 00:04:22,058 - No, I can't do that here. 57 00:04:23,635 --> 00:04:24,468 I'm sorry. 58 00:04:25,581 --> 00:04:26,414 - Okay. 59 00:04:27,547 --> 00:04:28,380 Let's go. 60 00:04:32,739 --> 00:04:33,739 - I'm sorry. 61 00:04:55,313 --> 00:04:57,396 - Am I being too forward? 62 00:04:58,429 --> 00:05:00,512 - Maybe a small tiny bit. 63 00:05:01,797 --> 00:05:04,297 I don't know, I kinda like it. 64 00:05:09,221 --> 00:05:11,971 (birds chirping) 65 00:05:44,119 --> 00:05:46,702 - So what do you want me to do? 66 00:05:48,525 --> 00:05:50,495 (laughter) 67 00:05:50,495 --> 00:05:51,328 Of course. 68 00:05:52,441 --> 00:05:55,024 (upbeat music) 1 00:00:00,922 --> 00:00:03,505 (upbeat music) 2 00:00:31,476 --> 00:00:34,705 - This changes everything you know. 3 00:00:34,705 --> 00:00:37,326 - No, I don't want it to. 4 00:00:37,326 --> 00:00:40,409 Seriously, I really don't want it to. 5 00:00:41,509 --> 00:00:44,639 I would feel really, really bad. 6 00:00:44,639 --> 00:00:45,889 - Are you like? 7 00:00:46,732 --> 00:00:47,892 I mean... 8 00:00:47,892 --> 00:00:50,064 - I don't even know. 9 00:00:50,064 --> 00:00:52,231 I just wanted to meet you. 10 00:00:54,992 --> 00:00:57,659 - Cynthia could smell you on me. 11 00:00:59,173 --> 00:01:01,360 She likes the way you smell. 12 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:03,722 - It's not sexual though. 13 00:01:03,722 --> 00:01:05,868 - Well it can be. 14 00:01:05,868 --> 00:01:08,285 - Well, no it can't actually. 15 00:01:10,253 --> 00:01:12,949 I just really want to know you. 16 00:01:12,949 --> 00:01:16,812 Like who your first love was and why. 17 00:01:16,812 --> 00:01:19,956 And how old you were when you decided to be a fireman. 18 00:01:19,956 --> 00:01:21,872 - My dad was a fireman. 19 00:01:21,872 --> 00:01:23,750 - And you love your dad. 20 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:25,004 - Absolutely. 21 00:01:25,004 --> 00:01:26,671 - Is he still alive? 22 00:01:27,876 --> 00:01:28,709 - No. 23 00:01:30,044 --> 00:01:31,712 - I'm sorry. 24 00:01:31,712 --> 00:01:32,545 - Thanks. 25 00:01:34,288 --> 00:01:37,271 - Did he die fighting? - Yes. 26 00:01:37,271 --> 00:01:38,521 - I'm so sorry. 27 00:01:39,393 --> 00:01:40,393 - It's okay. 28 00:01:41,298 --> 00:01:43,161 He died a hero. 29 00:01:43,161 --> 00:01:45,577 He had a heroes funeral. 30 00:01:45,577 --> 00:01:47,373 - You never told me this. 31 00:01:47,373 --> 00:01:48,873 - You never asked. 32 00:01:50,021 --> 00:01:51,854 - Are you ever afraid? 33 00:01:54,373 --> 00:01:57,388 - I think on some level I'm always afraid. 34 00:01:57,388 --> 00:01:59,654 Like always, always. 35 00:01:59,654 --> 00:02:00,987 - Really? - Yeah. 36 00:02:02,501 --> 00:02:04,741 - But you do it anyway. 37 00:02:04,741 --> 00:02:06,208 - Yep. 38 00:02:06,208 --> 00:02:08,008 - Like surfing big waves. 39 00:02:08,008 --> 00:02:08,841 - Exactly. 40 00:02:10,074 --> 00:02:12,245 - So you surf those really big waves? 41 00:02:12,245 --> 00:02:13,879 - I do. 42 00:02:13,879 --> 00:02:15,377 - And you're not afraid. 43 00:02:15,377 --> 00:02:16,960 - Nope, not afraid. 44 00:02:18,860 --> 00:02:21,521 Completely and utterly terrified. 45 00:02:21,521 --> 00:02:24,246 - And you do it anyways. - Yeah. 46 00:02:24,246 --> 00:02:26,001 - That's crazy. 47 00:02:26,001 --> 00:02:27,334 - Yep, probably. 48 00:02:28,496 --> 00:02:30,995 But as terrifying as that is, 49 00:02:30,995 --> 00:02:34,288 all this terrifies me way more. 50 00:02:34,288 --> 00:02:35,205 - All this? 51 00:02:37,648 --> 00:02:39,815 Ah, so of course you came. 52 00:02:40,849 --> 00:02:41,682 - Yeah. 53 00:02:42,913 --> 00:02:44,580 - I really like him. 54 00:02:45,572 --> 00:02:47,327 - Thanks Mom. 55 00:02:47,327 --> 00:02:49,136 - He calls you Mom. 56 00:02:49,136 --> 00:02:50,272 That's pretty kinky. 57 00:02:50,272 --> 00:02:52,131 - We do have two daughters. 58 00:02:52,131 --> 00:02:52,964 - Okay. 59 00:02:54,456 --> 00:02:57,039 I'm hot, anybody up for a swim? 60 00:02:59,075 --> 00:02:59,908 - Okay. 61 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:05,430 (birds chirping) 62 00:03:27,607 --> 00:03:28,746 - Hey, 63 00:03:28,746 --> 00:03:31,829 what the hell are we doing down here? 64 00:03:33,267 --> 00:03:34,434 - Look, Swell. 65 00:03:39,293 --> 00:03:41,497 We've been caught. 66 00:03:41,497 --> 00:03:43,208 - What do you mean? 67 00:03:43,208 --> 00:03:46,360 - I mean, we've been caught. 68 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:47,438 Stanley from the office, he. 69 00:03:47,438 --> 00:03:48,771 - Jen's Stanley? 70 00:03:52,564 --> 00:03:53,397 - Yeah. 71 00:03:55,434 --> 00:03:57,017 He saw us together. 72 00:03:59,453 --> 00:04:00,953 - What did he see? 73 00:04:02,731 --> 00:04:03,814 - Everything. 74 00:04:07,846 --> 00:04:08,679 Look... 75 00:04:11,416 --> 00:04:12,249 I'm sorry. 76 00:04:16,883 --> 00:04:17,716 - Wait. 77 00:04:27,808 --> 00:04:29,270 You know what. 78 00:04:29,270 --> 00:04:30,383 I don't care. 79 00:04:30,383 --> 00:04:33,466 (light guitar music) 80 00:04:59,864 --> 00:05:02,447 (techno music) 83111

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