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Previously on
The L Word: Generation Q...
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Sophie Suarez,
will you marry me?
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-[Sophie] Yes. Yes. Yes.
-[Alice] Why are you hanging out
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-at a sports bar?
-I bought it.
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And I'm gonna make it
a gay bar again.
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Can I trust you
to run this place?
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[Tess]
You fucked my girlfriend,
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and you want to know
if you can trust me?
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[Shane] I hope
I can make it up to you one day.
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You jeopardized the campaign.
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I'm painfully aware
of that fact.
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Angie called me.
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Is there a part of you
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that still wants her?
You can tell me.
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[Nat]
I want you and her.
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[Shane]
So, you're a throuple now?
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[Finley] She's, like,
a super cold hot lady.
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[Sophie]
You know who else is hot?
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-Bette Porter.
-[Dani] You can't deny
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that she's special.
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-I want you to talk to me.
-I don't have anything to say!
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Carrie asked me to marry her,
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-and I said yes.
-Congratulations.
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[Grace]
Have you told that sweet boy
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that you love him yet?
'Cause he loves you, too.
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[Finley] You should've
been there for her today.
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-She really needed you.
-[Dani] She knows
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I'm fucking tapped out
right now.
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I-I'm giving her all I've got.
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[Bette] Are you sad
about her getting married?
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[Angie]
Yeah. A part of me
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always hoped that you two
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would get back together.
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Please, don't go.
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You have
a really wonderful daughter,
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and I love
spending time with her.
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[newsman] Jeff Milner
will be the next mayor.
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-[Bette] What are those?
-[Shane] Divorce papers.
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[Quiara]
You're incapable of loving
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anyone but your fucking self.
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-[Macklin whines]
-[Nat] You tried
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to make it work with my ex-wife
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because you thought
it would make me happy.
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-I love you.
-Just me?
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[Nat]
Just you.
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-[Scott] You must be a new fan.
-Yeah. I'm Micah.
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-I'm José's husband.
-[Rodolfo] I'm afraid
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when things get hard,
she's gonna leave you
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because, uh,
that's what she knows.
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[Dani]
Dad, we love each other.
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-And we're good together.
-[moans]
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-Are you gonna tell Dani?
-[Sophie] No.
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-It's never gonna happen again.
-Let's get married.
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You've always wanted
to go to Hawaii.
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We can go tomorrow.
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I'm going home. To Missouri.
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My flight's tonight.
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[Sophie]
You're my person.
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You're, like,
the best part of my day.
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I love the shit out of you.
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[Finley]
I love you, too, man.
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[Dani]
I just want to be your wife.
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But I'll always be here for you.
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upbeat pop music
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[attendant]
Welcome you to board
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our nonstop flight
to Kansas City.
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Final boarding call
for flight 1256 to Honolulu.
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[Dani]
And I love you.
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I love you so much.
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Help me,
I don't know how to begin
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Never thought
that I would let you in
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But you're the one I choose
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I belong with you
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So if you love me,
let me know
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We don't have
to fall so fast
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Take it slow
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Unless you want
to hold me close
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We can make
a good thing last
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Don't let go
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You know perfect
is impossible
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But you got me hoping
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If the world is burning down
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You're the one I'm holding
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Don't let go
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There you are.
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[Sophie]
Hi.
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-Oh, my God. Wow.
-[chuckles]
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You look so beautiful.
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[chuckles]
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Um, so do you. You look amazing.
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Come on.
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[Rodolfo] Well,
first of all, I know I speak
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for everyone in this room
when I say that we are so happy
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you didn't get married
in Hawaii.
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-[laughter]
-Because
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we would hate to have missed
this magic moment.
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The more I know Sophie,
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-the more impressed I am...
-[woman whoops]
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...by her generosity,
her integrity.
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[people murmuring quietly]
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You all know
how much I love mi hija.
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The most important thing
to me is Dani's happiness.
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And I have to say...
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I've never seen her happier
than she is today.
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[people murmuring, aahing]
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Sophie...
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-welcome into our family.
-[woman whoops]
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[applause and cheering]
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-Brindemos.
-[woman] Yay!
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To my daughter, Dani,
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and my new daughter, Sophie.
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May you find joy and happiness
in one another forever.
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[people murmuring]
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-Salud.
-[all] Salud.
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Cheers, baby.
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I could be
fucking anything I want
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Yes, I'm driven,
I use what I'm given
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And I'm feeling
just a little obsessed
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I need to have
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- A talk with myself
-[distant siren wailing]
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I never listen
when you say I can't
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Oh, what, I got a good gut
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Maybe you and I
should have a talk
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- Or not talk, never talk
- Not talk
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- Never
- 'Cause I'm high
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[Shane]
This it?
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And I'm not coming down soon
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Hit the fast lane,
smoke on the freeway...
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[woman]
Hello.
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[Eddie]
What's up?
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-[woman] How are you?
-[Shane] I'm good.
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[woman]
Eddie.
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Aw, shit.
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Shane, right?
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-[Shane] Eddie.
-Mm-hmm.
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-How you doing?
-[Eddie] I'm good.
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We call you Wannabe Eddie
around here.
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Oh, yeah?
All right, I'll take it.
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-Yo, is Cujo hypoallergenic?
-Oh, yeah.
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-He's good. He's good.
-All right, he better be.
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If I start sneezing, both
of y'all can get the fuck out.
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-Come on.
-Come on, Mack.
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Man, I been waiting
a long time to meet you.
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-Is that so?
-Yeah.
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I been hearing a lot about you.
People keep saying
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we're the white and Black
versions of each other.
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Oh, okay. So it's
like looking in a mirror.
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Yeah, we'll see.
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-[chuckles]
-Since Tess
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works for both of us, I figured
it'd be a good opportunity
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to finally meet your ass.
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-All right. Yeah.
-[Eddie] Grab a seat.
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Well, I hope I don't disappoint.
Thank you.
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-[Eddie] Yeah, we'll see.
-How you doing?
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How you doing? How you doing?
What's up?
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-It's ten racks.
-Yeah, yeah.
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[club music continues]
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We definitely gon' count it.
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Well, I'll be insulted
if you don't.
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[Eddie]
Uh-huh.
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Do me a favor and, uh,
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-just behave yourself.
-I'll try.
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A'ight, we good.
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[Tess]
Okay.
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Everyone knows why we're here.
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It's no-limit Texas Hold'em.
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-How you doing?
-I'm good. How are you?
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[Shane]
Good, thank you.
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What's your name?
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-Chloe.
-[Chloe] Chloe.
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-[Shane] Chloe, huh?
-Chloe.
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Chloe, Chloe. Hi, I'm Shane.
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-Nice to meet you, Shane.
-Nice to meet you.
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You let me know
if you need anything else.
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-All right, I will.
-Thank you.
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[Chloe]
You're welcome.
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upbeat rock music
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-[Nat] Okay, bye, guys!
-[whistle blowing]
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-Love you!
-[Alice] Bye!
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Sorry about the waffles.
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[Nat]
Have a good day at school!
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[horns honking]
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What is this person doing?
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What are you doing? Move up.
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-[laughing]
-Move up, you motherfucker!
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Well, I'm glad
you think I'm funny.
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Huh? N... Oh, no, no.
I was just rereading
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the draft
I sent to the publisher.
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Oh, okay, yes.
Laughing at your own joke.
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-Yes. That makes more sense.
-Do we still like the title
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"Lube, Boobs and Tubes"
for the chapter
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-on my ovarian cyst? Yeah?
-Oh, yeah.
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-For sure. For sure.
-Okay.
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And then when you're
a best-selling author,
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you can have your own lube line.
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-Wow.
-[horn honks]
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-I think we're...
-Let's go!
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...kind of
getting ahead of ourselves
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with the lube, but yeah.
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[horns honking]
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Why isn't this line moving?
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'Cause that
would just be too easy.
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Fucking hetero soccer mom. Go!
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You know what would be fun?
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What?
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A real quickie.
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-Really?
-Yeah.
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-In the back?
-Get back there.
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-But the kids.
-Who cares?
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Go, go, go.
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-[car door opens]
-[Gigi] Morning.
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-[chuckles]
-Hey, Gigi. Hi.
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Wow. Happy to see
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you're still
super into public sex.
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[laughs]
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Wait, is she kidding?
Have you always liked...?
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What do you want?
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[sighs]
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To get back together.
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[laughing]
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-Oh.
-I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
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-[muttering]
-I'm joking.
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Wow.
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I'm dropping off
Eli's class cupcakes.
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Do you want me
to bring yours in, too?
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Oh, fuck me.
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-You forgot.
-Yeah.
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-I did.
-Okay.
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-Oh. I...
-Well, I'll just...
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I'll have his teacher
cut these in half.
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You know what? I have gum.
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-Oh, nice.
-I have almonds.
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-I--
-Uh, I'm good. Thank you.
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I will let you guys...
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Just trying to help.
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...get back to your car sex.
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You know...
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there's plenty of room
back here.
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It can easily fit...
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three.
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-Okay.
-Wow.
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-Not funny.
-Yeah.
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-Okay, well--
-Have a good day.
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Have a good day.
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-She took two pieces. Two!
-She winked at me.
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-She's a real menace.
-What are we gonna do about her?
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Put a chip in her ear
so we know when she's close?
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No, she needs a project.
You know, something to focus on.
251
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Or someone. [gasps]
252
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-Yes.
-She needs a girlfriend.
253
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Yes.
254
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Someone else's problem.
255
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-Yes! Okay, see?
-Oh, my God.
256
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This is why I love you.
Because you have the best ideas.
257
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-I do. Thank you.
-You really do.
258
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[horn honks]
259
00:08:35,628 --> 00:08:36,587
-[doorbell rings]
-[Bette] Of course I'm aware
260
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of what a huge platform it is
261
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and what a life-changing
opportunity it could be.
262
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I'm just still weighing
my options.
263
00:08:42,510 --> 00:08:43,803
-Hello.
-Where's Carrie?
264
00:08:43,844 --> 00:08:45,304
-She's coming.
-Okay.
265
00:08:45,346 --> 00:08:47,056
She's just parking.
266
00:08:47,098 --> 00:08:49,517
[scoffs]
Well, as I... as I said,
267
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I haven't made
my final decision yet.
268
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Well, there are other things
that we would need to discuss.
269
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This afternoon?
270
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Uh, yes, I think I could
come in this afternoon.
271
00:08:58,901 --> 00:09:01,737
You know, wh-why don't I
send you a-a text
272
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with some possible times.
273
00:09:03,197 --> 00:09:06,576
All right. Yeah.
And you can just get back to me.
274
00:09:06,617 --> 00:09:08,911
All right, terrific.
Till then. Bye-bye.
275
00:09:08,953 --> 00:09:10,496
-I'm so sorry about that.
-Please,
276
00:09:10,538 --> 00:09:11,956
-don't apologize. [chuckles]
-[chuckles]
277
00:09:11,998 --> 00:09:13,833
-Oh, Bette.
-Hi, honey.
278
00:09:13,874 --> 00:09:15,626
-Carrie, hi.
-I'm so sorry.
279
00:09:15,668 --> 00:09:18,170
I nicked your mailbox
on the way up the driveway.
280
00:09:18,212 --> 00:09:19,880
[Tina]
Honey, it's not that bad.
281
00:09:19,922 --> 00:09:21,173
Listen, if you got some paint,
282
00:09:21,215 --> 00:09:22,592
I could touch it up for you,
no problem.
283
00:09:22,633 --> 00:09:24,051
-Oh, no. That's okay.
-I'm so sorry.
284
00:09:24,093 --> 00:09:25,052
-[Tina] See? It's fine.
-I really am.
285
00:09:25,094 --> 00:09:26,554
Man, that hill is a bitch.
286
00:09:26,596 --> 00:09:27,888
-[Bette] Yeah.
-[Tina chuckles]
287
00:09:27,930 --> 00:09:29,432
It can be. You didn't need
to bring anything.
288
00:09:29,557 --> 00:09:31,892
-I made a frittata.
-[Carrie] Oh, how nice.
289
00:09:31,934 --> 00:09:34,895
I had a Groupon for
this little Vietnamese bakery
290
00:09:34,937 --> 00:09:37,356
-down the street. Yeah.
-[Bette] Oh. Groupon.
291
00:09:37,398 --> 00:09:38,733
-Yeah.
-Got a lot of stuff.
292
00:09:38,774 --> 00:09:40,610
I have no idea
what any of it is.
293
00:09:40,651 --> 00:09:42,403
-[chuckles] Okay.
-Do you have a cutting board?
294
00:09:42,445 --> 00:09:45,489
-Uh, yes, sure.
-Great.
295
00:09:45,531 --> 00:09:48,242
Whoever was on the phone
sounded pretty aggressive.
296
00:09:48,284 --> 00:09:50,536
Ugh. Isaac Zakarian.
297
00:09:50,578 --> 00:09:53,706
Wants me to join his gallery
as managing director.
298
00:09:53,748 --> 00:09:55,750
-You're kidding.
-Who's that?
299
00:09:55,791 --> 00:09:58,711
[laughs] He's
an international megadealer.
300
00:09:58,753 --> 00:10:00,796
I mean, pretty much
the biggest in the world, right?
301
00:10:00,838 --> 00:10:01,964
That he is.
302
00:10:02,006 --> 00:10:03,466
-[Carrie] Wow.
-[Tina] Bette used to refer
303
00:10:03,507 --> 00:10:05,134
to him as the Armenian devil.
304
00:10:05,176 --> 00:10:07,637
Oh, isn't that
a little bit racist?
305
00:10:07,678 --> 00:10:09,472
Uh, I don't think
I ever said that.
306
00:10:09,597 --> 00:10:10,973
[Carrie] Yeah, well,
that's the kind of thing
307
00:10:11,015 --> 00:10:12,475
that could've cost you
the election, you know?
308
00:10:12,516 --> 00:10:14,226
Yeah, but I never said it, so...
309
00:10:14,268 --> 00:10:15,311
I mean, that must've been
horrible for you,
310
00:10:15,353 --> 00:10:16,729
losing like that.
311
00:10:16,771 --> 00:10:18,898
I mean, what that
must've been like for you,
312
00:10:18,939 --> 00:10:21,025
-I can't even imagine. Right?
-[muttering]
313
00:10:21,067 --> 00:10:22,151
What, honey?
314
00:10:22,193 --> 00:10:24,111
No, I just...
Since Hillary lost,
315
00:10:24,153 --> 00:10:25,821
you know,
it's all I think about.
316
00:10:25,863 --> 00:10:27,657
These women losing elections.
It's not right.
317
00:10:27,698 --> 00:10:29,325
Well, nobody likes losing.
318
00:10:29,367 --> 00:10:31,661
[Carrie] Actually,
I'm a pretty good loser.
319
00:10:31,702 --> 00:10:34,163
You know,
public defender and all.
320
00:10:34,205 --> 00:10:37,124
I give it my best,
and then I move on.
321
00:10:37,166 --> 00:10:39,418
Do you have a better knife?
This one's kind of dull.
322
00:10:39,585 --> 00:10:41,170
-[Bette] Sure.
-Um, does Angie know we're here?
323
00:10:41,212 --> 00:10:43,172
[Bette]
Uh, I told her.
324
00:10:43,214 --> 00:10:44,674
Hey, Angie?
325
00:10:44,715 --> 00:10:46,634
I think, you know,
you guys should start, so...
326
00:10:46,676 --> 00:10:48,177
Be easier for Angie.
327
00:10:48,219 --> 00:10:50,304
[quietly] Yeah, easier for Angie
or easier for you?
328
00:10:50,346 --> 00:10:52,181
-[Angie] Hey.
-[Carrie] Hey, honey.
329
00:10:52,223 --> 00:10:53,516
-[Angie] Hi.
-[Tina] There you are.
330
00:10:53,557 --> 00:10:55,184
-Hi.
-Good to see you.
331
00:10:55,226 --> 00:10:56,894
-It's good to see you, too. Hi.
-[Tina] Hi, sweetie.
332
00:10:56,936 --> 00:10:58,312
Good to see you.
333
00:11:01,899 --> 00:11:03,275
Did someone die?
334
00:11:03,317 --> 00:11:04,652
-[laughter]
-No.
335
00:11:04,694 --> 00:11:06,696
I told you
she was gonna think that.
336
00:11:06,737 --> 00:11:08,364
-I know. She said it.
-I said it word for word.
337
00:11:08,406 --> 00:11:10,116
-You said it.
-No, everything is fine.
338
00:11:10,157 --> 00:11:11,701
Yeah.
339
00:11:11,742 --> 00:11:13,035
We just want to talk to you
about our wedding.
340
00:11:13,077 --> 00:11:16,205
Yeah. We're thinking
of doing it kind of soon.
341
00:11:16,247 --> 00:11:18,124
Okay.
342
00:11:18,165 --> 00:11:20,376
Is that a doughnut or...?
343
00:11:20,418 --> 00:11:21,877
Kind of.
But there's meat in the middle.
344
00:11:21,919 --> 00:11:23,713
-[chuckles]
-I made your favorite frittata
345
00:11:23,754 --> 00:11:25,339
-if you want it.
-Great. Awesome.
346
00:11:25,381 --> 00:11:27,049
I'll have both.
347
00:11:27,091 --> 00:11:29,927
So, we're... We're thinking
about doing it this summer
348
00:11:29,969 --> 00:11:31,721
in Palm Springs.
349
00:11:31,762 --> 00:11:33,180
-[Carrie] Yep.
-Mm.
350
00:11:33,222 --> 00:11:35,057
And we're gonna have
a chicken and waffle truck
351
00:11:35,099 --> 00:11:37,017
at the end of the night,
so all your friends can come.
352
00:11:37,059 --> 00:11:38,894
Anyone you want. [chuckles]
353
00:11:38,936 --> 00:11:40,771
Mm-hmm.
354
00:11:41,772 --> 00:11:44,024
-[Bette] You okay?
-Yeah.
355
00:11:44,066 --> 00:11:45,860
Yeah, I'm...
356
00:11:45,901 --> 00:11:47,486
-Okay. [chuckles]
-[Carrie] Good.
357
00:11:47,653 --> 00:11:49,196
-Look. I knew she'd be excited.
-Okay.
358
00:11:49,238 --> 00:11:50,281
Right?
359
00:11:50,322 --> 00:11:52,074
It's a lot, I know. It's just...
360
00:11:52,116 --> 00:11:54,410
It's not too soon, just,
361
00:11:54,452 --> 00:11:56,537
um, that you're
the first to know.
362
00:11:56,579 --> 00:11:58,038
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
363
00:11:58,080 --> 00:11:59,957
They-they wanted to tell you
all together.
364
00:11:59,999 --> 00:12:01,876
Right. Your moms and me, like
the Three Amigos. [chuckles]
365
00:12:03,961 --> 00:12:05,755
You don't have
to take it all in at once.
366
00:12:05,796 --> 00:12:07,506
No. No, no, no.
No, that's not it.
367
00:12:07,548 --> 00:12:09,759
Um, you know... [stammers]
368
00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:11,844
it's just weird
that I'm gonna...
369
00:12:11,886 --> 00:12:14,430
meet Carrie's family
before I know anything
370
00:12:14,472 --> 00:12:16,515
about this other, like...
371
00:12:16,557 --> 00:12:18,100
big part of me.
372
00:12:18,142 --> 00:12:20,770
-What part of you?
-What do you mean, sweetie?
373
00:12:21,729 --> 00:12:22,688
Um...
374
00:12:22,730 --> 00:12:25,441
you know, uh, my donor.
375
00:12:28,068 --> 00:12:30,571
I thought you said
it was a friend of yours.
376
00:12:30,613 --> 00:12:31,781
He wasn't a friend.
377
00:12:31,822 --> 00:12:33,282
He was just someone that I knew,
378
00:12:33,324 --> 00:12:35,075
and we had an agreement that
he would remain anonymous
379
00:12:35,117 --> 00:12:36,285
-until Angie turned 18.
-He was an artist
380
00:12:36,327 --> 00:12:37,953
that Bette knew and... Yeah.
381
00:12:37,995 --> 00:12:39,622
-[Bette] You knew that.
-Yeah, I-I know, I know.
382
00:12:39,747 --> 00:12:42,458
Um... but I still want
to know more about who I am.
383
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,126
Of course, of course.
384
00:12:44,168 --> 00:12:46,128
But, you know,
if you still feel that way...
385
00:12:46,170 --> 00:12:48,297
-When you're 18.
-...when you turn 18, right,
386
00:12:48,339 --> 00:12:49,632
then we wouldn't stop you.
387
00:12:49,673 --> 00:12:51,884
But, um, you're not 18 yet.
388
00:12:53,469 --> 00:12:55,554
It's just one more year.
389
00:12:57,515 --> 00:13:00,267
You know, Angie,
I did one of those DNA tests
390
00:13:00,309 --> 00:13:02,102
where they swab your mouth
and you send it away
391
00:13:02,144 --> 00:13:04,230
and they tell you all
about your ancestry, you know?
392
00:13:04,271 --> 00:13:06,023
-[Angie] Yeah.
-Turns out
393
00:13:06,065 --> 00:13:08,317
I'm a hundred percent Irish,
which was not a shock.
394
00:13:08,359 --> 00:13:11,987
But I, uh, I found a whole lot
of cousins down in Florida.
395
00:13:12,029 --> 00:13:13,739
All of them
were-were so kind to me.
396
00:13:13,781 --> 00:13:15,407
One of them owns
a Jet Ski store.
397
00:13:15,449 --> 00:13:16,951
-Yeah.
-Right?
398
00:13:16,992 --> 00:13:18,828
And he had every
famous person in Florida there
399
00:13:18,869 --> 00:13:20,496
in the store-- even had Obama.
400
00:13:20,538 --> 00:13:21,831
-[laughing]
-He has a picture like this
401
00:13:21,872 --> 00:13:22,915
with his arm around Obama.
402
00:13:22,957 --> 00:13:24,792
-[laughing] Yeah?
-Who I heard
403
00:13:24,834 --> 00:13:26,585
is ten percent Irish,
which means we could be cousins.
404
00:13:26,627 --> 00:13:28,003
Think about that.
405
00:13:28,045 --> 00:13:30,506
That's-that's... that's cool.
Can I do that?
406
00:13:30,548 --> 00:13:32,258
-Um...
-Um...
407
00:13:32,299 --> 00:13:33,592
well...
408
00:13:33,634 --> 00:13:34,760
N-No.
409
00:13:35,845 --> 00:13:38,180
[Tina] You know what, sweetie?
Why don't you let
410
00:13:38,222 --> 00:13:40,558
me and your mom-- we'll
talk about it after we eat.
411
00:13:40,766 --> 00:13:42,142
-Yeah, sure.
-Let's just talk about it.
412
00:13:42,184 --> 00:13:43,853
Sure. It's not a big deal
either way.
413
00:13:43,894 --> 00:13:46,939
Just, you know, um...
414
00:13:47,731 --> 00:13:49,859
-Look at this.
-Yeah.
415
00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:52,027
Look, it's cut so nicely.
416
00:13:52,069 --> 00:13:53,988
-It's so doughy.
-So doughy. [laughs]
417
00:13:54,029 --> 00:13:55,030
Did she make them?
418
00:13:55,072 --> 00:13:57,199
-It's impressive.
-Well, no, actually.
419
00:13:57,241 --> 00:13:59,869
She-she had a Groupon.
420
00:13:59,910 --> 00:14:02,288
-Mm. Who knew?
-Yeah.
421
00:14:02,329 --> 00:14:04,456
[Carrie and Tina
chattering indistinctly]
422
00:14:04,498 --> 00:14:06,333
[softly]
All right.
423
00:14:06,375 --> 00:14:08,168
slow, contemplative music
424
00:14:08,210 --> 00:14:10,838
425
00:14:25,686 --> 00:14:27,897
[Sophie] Hey, babe,
what do you want for break...
426
00:14:27,938 --> 00:14:30,524
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Where's Micah?
427
00:14:30,566 --> 00:14:32,568
He's supposed to be helping you
with all this.
428
00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:35,237
He went to the gym.
He said he'd be right back,
429
00:14:35,279 --> 00:14:36,572
-but it's been a minute.
-Mm.
430
00:14:36,614 --> 00:14:38,157
Do you think my dad
can just sit at a table
431
00:14:38,198 --> 00:14:40,242
-in the corner by himself?
-Whatever, Nùñez.
432
00:14:40,284 --> 00:14:42,202
It's gonna be perfect.
433
00:14:42,244 --> 00:14:45,331
'Cause after, we're gonna go to
your family's house in Ojai...
434
00:14:45,372 --> 00:14:46,373
[sighs]
435
00:14:46,415 --> 00:14:49,043
...oh, and be naked all day.
436
00:14:49,084 --> 00:14:50,628
Maybe we should
just run away now.
437
00:14:50,669 --> 00:14:52,421
No, no, no, no, no.
438
00:14:52,463 --> 00:14:54,423
No, I want
to make these people cry.
439
00:14:54,465 --> 00:14:56,383
-[chuckles]
-So don't fuck it up.
440
00:14:56,425 --> 00:14:57,718
Oh.
441
00:14:57,760 --> 00:14:59,595
gentle music
442
00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:01,263
443
00:15:01,305 --> 00:15:03,432
[sighs]
444
00:15:05,434 --> 00:15:07,937
-[phone chimes]
-[shower running]
445
00:15:07,978 --> 00:15:10,230
Oh, shit.
Uh, I got to... I got to run.
446
00:15:10,272 --> 00:15:11,899
Uh, Dani needs me.
447
00:15:11,941 --> 00:15:13,275
She thinks I'm at the gym.
448
00:15:13,817 --> 00:15:17,237
[chuckles]
Did you hear me? I got to go.
449
00:15:17,279 --> 00:15:20,157
-[Jose] What'd you say?
-I said I got to run.
450
00:15:21,492 --> 00:15:24,119
When am I gonna see you again?
451
00:15:24,161 --> 00:15:25,955
I don't know.
452
00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:27,539
Okay.
453
00:15:28,624 --> 00:15:31,293
I wish I could come
to the wedding with you.
454
00:15:31,335 --> 00:15:33,671
You're gonna look so fine
in that suit, too.
455
00:15:33,837 --> 00:15:36,632
[chuckles] Oh, I wish...
I wish you could, too.
456
00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:38,968
I mean... I mean, you can.
457
00:15:39,009 --> 00:15:41,971
-But you can't, so...
-I know.
458
00:15:42,012 --> 00:15:44,139
I'm gonna leave him soon.
It's just, it takes time
459
00:15:44,181 --> 00:15:47,142
to get out of a marriage,
you know? It's complicated.
460
00:15:47,184 --> 00:15:49,395
Yeah. Yeah, it just, uh,
461
00:15:49,436 --> 00:15:51,438
it just feels like
it's gotten more complicated
462
00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:53,107
since you moved back in
with him.
463
00:15:53,148 --> 00:15:56,652
He's my husband.
I had to give him a real chance.
464
00:15:57,528 --> 00:15:58,946
I got to go.
465
00:15:59,113 --> 00:16:01,490
466
00:16:10,124 --> 00:16:11,709
-Great show, everybody!
-[lively music playing]
467
00:16:11,750 --> 00:16:13,669
-Good night! Thank you so much!
-[crowd cheering]
468
00:16:13,711 --> 00:16:16,630
Thank you! Thank you!
469
00:16:17,297 --> 00:16:21,301
-What a fantastic audience.
-[Sophie] Good job, good job.
470
00:16:21,343 --> 00:16:22,678
Oh, my God, what a good show.
471
00:16:22,845 --> 00:16:24,096
Oh, Margaret Cho's agents
keep calling.
472
00:16:24,138 --> 00:16:25,639
-Okay.
-She wants to be on the show.
473
00:16:25,681 --> 00:16:26,974
I'm working on it.
474
00:16:27,016 --> 00:16:27,933
-[Alice] Great.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
475
00:16:27,975 --> 00:16:29,309
-Oh, my God!
-What?
476
00:16:29,351 --> 00:16:31,311
-You're getting married.
-[sighs] Oh, God,
477
00:16:31,353 --> 00:16:34,023
-you've got to stop doing that.
-I... I like fucking with you.
478
00:16:34,064 --> 00:16:36,316
-[sighs] Here you go.
-Thanks.
479
00:16:36,358 --> 00:16:38,610
Oh, your hair. You look amazing.
I love the color.
480
00:16:38,652 --> 00:16:40,654
Thanks. Well, this focus group
couldn't tell the difference
481
00:16:40,696 --> 00:16:42,031
between me
and Betty White, so...
482
00:16:42,072 --> 00:16:43,782
I thought I should make
a change.
483
00:16:43,824 --> 00:16:44,992
-[Sophie] Right.
-And I did.
484
00:16:45,034 --> 00:16:46,702
Did you need to see me, or...?
485
00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:48,704
Yes. So, between the book
and the show,
486
00:16:48,746 --> 00:16:49,997
-I'm swamped.
-Right.
487
00:16:50,039 --> 00:16:51,206
And the network wants me to do
488
00:16:51,248 --> 00:16:52,791
a new segment on the show
this season.
489
00:16:52,958 --> 00:16:54,960
-Okay, how can I help?
-So they want kind of a...
490
00:16:55,002 --> 00:16:57,963
Oh. Like a Carpool Karaoke
but with more gravitas.
491
00:16:58,005 --> 00:16:59,381
So, like,
Carpool Karaoke meets...
492
00:16:59,423 --> 00:17:01,300
-Intervention?
-No. Like...
493
00:17:01,341 --> 00:17:04,053
uh, like,
Ellen's teacher giveaways meets,
494
00:17:04,094 --> 00:17:07,514
like, Oprah 2.0 meets the viral
nature of Carpool Karaoke?
495
00:17:07,556 --> 00:17:11,518
Hi. Can we get two coffees
but the way we like them?
496
00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:13,312
-Sure.
-Thanks.
497
00:17:13,353 --> 00:17:16,190
So uplifting but not silly,
and interesting enough
498
00:17:16,231 --> 00:17:18,025
for people to watch and share,
right?
499
00:17:18,067 --> 00:17:20,110
Right.
But through the "Alice" lens.
500
00:17:20,152 --> 00:17:22,404
Okay. I didn't think
I had to say "queer."
501
00:17:22,446 --> 00:17:24,239
Well, I don't think
we can explicitly, but...
502
00:17:24,281 --> 00:17:25,949
Right. I won't tell
if you won't.
503
00:17:25,991 --> 00:17:27,284
So, I was gonna hire
504
00:17:27,326 --> 00:17:29,203
a new senior-level producer
to do this.
505
00:17:29,244 --> 00:17:33,415
But, before I do that, I would
like to offer you the job.
506
00:17:33,457 --> 00:17:35,209
What? For real?
507
00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:36,794
Well, between
your documentary background
508
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:38,337
and everything you've learned
since you came
509
00:17:38,378 --> 00:17:40,339
to work on the show,
I think you could do it.
510
00:17:40,380 --> 00:17:41,757
I mean, it would be
a fuck-ton of work,
511
00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:44,093
-but...
-[chuckles] I mean, I-I'm just--
512
00:17:44,134 --> 00:17:45,552
I'm so flattered. [laughs]
513
00:17:45,594 --> 00:17:49,264
Well, think it over.
You know, it's a big decision.
514
00:17:49,306 --> 00:17:51,391
-Long hours, shitty pay.
-All right.
515
00:17:51,433 --> 00:17:53,435
-Yeah. Think about it.
-Don't oversell it.
516
00:17:53,477 --> 00:17:55,354
Okay? Let me know.
517
00:17:55,395 --> 00:17:57,523
And until then...
518
00:17:57,564 --> 00:17:59,191
your suit.
519
00:17:59,233 --> 00:18:00,776
Tailored by the best in the biz.
520
00:18:00,901 --> 00:18:04,238
[gasps] Oh, wow!
Thank you so much again.
521
00:18:04,279 --> 00:18:06,198
Wardrobe department
did not need to do this.
522
00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:07,783
-But I'm so glad you did.
-Well...
523
00:18:07,950 --> 00:18:09,576
Yeah, you're getting married.
It's a big deal.
524
00:18:09,618 --> 00:18:11,161
-Here you go.
-Thank you.
525
00:18:11,203 --> 00:18:13,122
Thanks.
526
00:18:16,375 --> 00:18:18,627
-Oh, my God. That's awful.
-[groans softly]
527
00:18:18,669 --> 00:18:20,087
-[sighs]
-[grunts]
528
00:18:20,129 --> 00:18:21,588
I miss Finley.
529
00:18:21,630 --> 00:18:23,674
-Don't you miss Finley?
-Mm.
530
00:18:23,715 --> 00:18:25,759
I just feel a little lost
without her.
531
00:18:25,801 --> 00:18:28,929
Like, she always anticipated
my needs, you know?
532
00:18:28,971 --> 00:18:31,348
She used to do this thing.
533
00:18:31,390 --> 00:18:33,433
Before I went onstage, she'd be
like, "Eye of the tiger, baby,"
534
00:18:33,475 --> 00:18:35,853
with finger guns and stuff.
I loved it.
535
00:18:36,019 --> 00:18:38,147
She'd sing it if I was having
a really bad day.
536
00:18:38,188 --> 00:18:40,149
-Yeah, that sounds like Finley.
-Yeah, she'd be like...
537
00:18:40,190 --> 00:18:42,151
Eye of the ti...
Well, you know how it goes.
538
00:18:42,192 --> 00:18:43,318
You don't think
she's coming back?
539
00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:44,778
There's not a chance
or anything?
540
00:18:44,820 --> 00:18:46,822
[Sophie]
Yeah, no. She's not coming back.
541
00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:48,824
She's staying in Kansas City,
forever.
542
00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:51,493
Well, I'm gonna have to switch
to tea if that's the case.
543
00:18:51,535 --> 00:18:52,911
Uh, I'm-a get back to work.
544
00:18:52,953 --> 00:18:54,371
Okay.
545
00:18:57,124 --> 00:18:59,084
Would you like another coffee?
546
00:18:59,126 --> 00:19:00,669
Oh, gosh.
You know, I just finished
547
00:19:00,711 --> 00:19:02,337
that delicious one
you made me last.
548
00:19:02,379 --> 00:19:04,798
Um, but can you get me
Sarah Finley on the phone?
549
00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:06,383
Yeah. For sure.
550
00:19:06,425 --> 00:19:08,260
Thanks.
551
00:19:08,302 --> 00:19:10,137
[sighs deeply]
552
00:19:10,179 --> 00:19:11,263
Yesterday.
553
00:19:11,305 --> 00:19:13,265
You've got to do it.
I'll do it, too.
554
00:19:13,307 --> 00:19:14,641
I mean, maybe I have a famous
cousin out there or something.
555
00:19:14,683 --> 00:19:17,686
-There's no way B will let me.
-Why not?
556
00:19:17,728 --> 00:19:20,439
-'Cause it was Carrie's idea.
-Mm, just don't tell her.
557
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:22,649
I'll take you to Target and
get you a kit, like, right now.
558
00:19:22,691 --> 00:19:24,526
[mouth full]
Are you kidding?
559
00:19:24,568 --> 00:19:25,903
-Sorry.
-[chuckles]
560
00:19:26,069 --> 00:19:28,155
If she found out
that I went behind her back,
561
00:19:28,197 --> 00:19:30,324
she would just be so upset.
562
00:19:30,365 --> 00:19:34,161
Well, maybe just ask her again,
give her some time.
563
00:19:34,203 --> 00:19:35,454
No, she doesn't need time.
564
00:19:35,495 --> 00:19:37,706
-She needs a mood stabilizer.
-Jesus.
565
00:19:37,748 --> 00:19:39,499
[Angie]
Carrie was just being Carrie,
566
00:19:39,541 --> 00:19:40,918
and my mom was so annoyed.
567
00:19:41,084 --> 00:19:42,711
[Jordi] Do you think
she's, like, jealous?
568
00:19:42,753 --> 00:19:44,755
[Angie]
I don't think she's jealous.
569
00:19:44,796 --> 00:19:48,508
I think the idea of adding
Carrie into the family is scary.
570
00:19:48,550 --> 00:19:49,509
Hmm.
571
00:19:49,551 --> 00:19:51,386
But... whatever.
572
00:19:51,428 --> 00:19:52,804
B was not happy.
573
00:19:52,846 --> 00:19:54,473
That sucks, Angie.
574
00:19:54,514 --> 00:19:55,641
Yeah.
575
00:19:55,682 --> 00:19:57,643
Carrie's, like,
kind of the best.
576
00:19:57,684 --> 00:19:59,311
-[chuckles]
-She kind of is.
577
00:19:59,353 --> 00:20:01,230
No one agrees with me on this!
578
00:20:01,271 --> 00:20:03,065
Hi, hello, pick up the phone
579
00:20:03,106 --> 00:20:05,150
Yes, it's me, CEO
580
00:20:05,192 --> 00:20:07,402
Need a vacay, take a PTO...
581
00:20:07,444 --> 00:20:08,570
-[Bette] So they came over--
-[Shane] Mm-hmm.
582
00:20:08,612 --> 00:20:10,155
[Bette]
They came over,
583
00:20:10,197 --> 00:20:12,157
and, um, she ran into
my mailbox.
584
00:20:12,199 --> 00:20:13,242
-No.
-Why? Okay.
585
00:20:13,283 --> 00:20:14,826
Carrie is the fucking worst.
586
00:20:14,868 --> 00:20:16,870
Just, like, just everything
is a fucking joke to her.
587
00:20:16,912 --> 00:20:18,372
-Ugh, I'm sorry, Bette.
-Mm. You know
588
00:20:18,413 --> 00:20:19,581
-what she needs to realize?
-Thank you.
589
00:20:19,623 --> 00:20:20,916
That she's at the bottom row
590
00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:22,251
-of the parenting pyramid,
-[phone chiming]
591
00:20:22,292 --> 00:20:23,252
-like I am. It's just--
-Exactly.
592
00:20:23,293 --> 00:20:25,254
-You know?
-Exactly. Ooh.
593
00:20:25,295 --> 00:20:27,756
I'm sorry. I'm getting bombarded
with job offers. Thank you.
594
00:20:27,798 --> 00:20:29,591
Well, that's because you're
the best and everybody knows it.
595
00:20:29,633 --> 00:20:32,761
Thank you. I just don't know why
it annoys me so much.
596
00:20:32,803 --> 00:20:34,263
Oh. I do.
597
00:20:34,304 --> 00:20:35,931
I think it's because
their togetherness
598
00:20:35,973 --> 00:20:37,933
just highlights the fact
that I'm alone.
599
00:20:37,975 --> 00:20:39,935
I mean, Tina has Carrie,
and she makes her laugh.
600
00:20:39,977 --> 00:20:41,937
She's all jokey.
And I have-- Oh, yeah,
601
00:20:41,979 --> 00:20:43,563
that's right. I have no one.
I'm gonna die alone.
602
00:20:43,605 --> 00:20:45,565
-Mm, come on. Come on.
-No, you're not. No, no.
603
00:20:45,607 --> 00:20:47,401
You know why I know
that's not gonna happen?
604
00:20:47,442 --> 00:20:49,278
-Because you always have Angie.
-[chuckles]
605
00:20:49,319 --> 00:20:50,654
Yeah. You two could be like
606
00:20:50,696 --> 00:20:51,905
-the Grey Gardens...
-What's wrong with that?
607
00:20:51,947 --> 00:20:52,990
...of this generation.
608
00:20:53,031 --> 00:20:54,116
-That's so messed up.
-But, I mean,
609
00:20:54,157 --> 00:20:55,617
in a much better house.
610
00:20:55,659 --> 00:20:56,785
-Less raccoons, obviously.
-Cleaner, for sure.
611
00:20:56,827 --> 00:20:58,203
-Yeah.
-But, really,
612
00:20:58,328 --> 00:20:59,705
what is the likelihood
that I'm gonna be able
613
00:20:59,746 --> 00:21:01,957
to find someone
who meets all of my criteria
614
00:21:01,999 --> 00:21:03,458
and fits into my life
with Angie?
615
00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:05,419
Criteria? Jesus.
616
00:21:05,460 --> 00:21:06,420
Yeah, criteria.
617
00:21:06,461 --> 00:21:07,713
Actually, I am kind of curious.
618
00:21:07,754 --> 00:21:08,797
-What's your criteria?
-Mm-hmm.
619
00:21:08,839 --> 00:21:10,215
Um, well,
620
00:21:10,257 --> 00:21:12,134
she'd have to have
kids of her own.
621
00:21:12,175 --> 00:21:13,802
-[Shane] Mm-hmm.
-Ideally.
622
00:21:13,844 --> 00:21:16,555
And, um, not be married
or straight.
623
00:21:16,596 --> 00:21:18,265
And have a job.
624
00:21:18,307 --> 00:21:18,974
Obviously.
625
00:21:19,016 --> 00:21:20,475
No, not a job.
626
00:21:20,517 --> 00:21:22,477
A career.
She'd have to have a career.
627
00:21:22,519 --> 00:21:24,479
Needs to be as passionate
about her work
628
00:21:24,521 --> 00:21:26,273
as I am about mine.
629
00:21:26,315 --> 00:21:27,482
-No way.
-Are you sure about that?
630
00:21:27,524 --> 00:21:29,109
-Yeah.
-No.
631
00:21:29,151 --> 00:21:31,320
No, you've always
kind of wanted more of, like,
632
00:21:31,361 --> 00:21:32,821
a wifey wife-wife kind of type.
633
00:21:32,863 --> 00:21:34,865
-Mm-mm! No.
-[Shane] Uh-huh.
634
00:21:34,906 --> 00:21:36,491
-[Alice] Yeah.
-It's okay.
635
00:21:36,533 --> 00:21:37,701
You just want somebody
to deal with the stuff
636
00:21:37,743 --> 00:21:39,328
you can't be bothered with.
637
00:21:39,369 --> 00:21:41,330
Who cares?
638
00:21:41,371 --> 00:21:42,664
[gasping loudly]
639
00:21:42,706 --> 00:21:44,374
-Oh, my God.
-You all right?
640
00:21:44,416 --> 00:21:46,209
-What? Are you okay?
-What's wrong? Are you choking?
641
00:21:46,251 --> 00:21:47,961
I have the perfect person
for you.
642
00:21:48,003 --> 00:21:49,504
-Really?
-Oh, God. Please, don't let her
643
00:21:49,546 --> 00:21:51,340
set you up. That's how I spent
my 30th birthday
644
00:21:51,381 --> 00:21:54,134
with eight hippies
in a fucking yurt.
645
00:21:54,176 --> 00:21:55,385
Okay. You loved it.
646
00:21:55,427 --> 00:21:57,012
-Listen to me.
-No, I didn't. What?
647
00:21:57,054 --> 00:21:58,889
[Alice] Shane, if she finds
someone by tomorrow,
648
00:21:58,930 --> 00:22:01,475
you don't have to be her date
at Dani and Sophie's wedding.
649
00:22:03,685 --> 00:22:05,479
I mean, you could give it
a chance, right?
650
00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:07,481
I mean, you never know
where love's gonna turn up.
651
00:22:07,522 --> 00:22:09,358
-[Alice] It's all around you.
-It's everywhere.
652
00:22:09,399 --> 00:22:11,526
upbeat, rhythmic music
653
00:22:11,568 --> 00:22:13,862
654
00:22:15,405 --> 00:22:17,366
[Bette] Back in the day,
whenever somebody left
655
00:22:17,407 --> 00:22:19,368
a museum job
to become an art dealer,
656
00:22:19,409 --> 00:22:22,120
we used to say, "They've
gone over to the dark side."
657
00:22:22,162 --> 00:22:25,707
[scoffs] That's a little overly
simplistic, don't you think?
658
00:22:25,749 --> 00:22:28,001
[chuckles softly]
Maybe. A little.
659
00:22:28,043 --> 00:22:29,544
So, Bette... [exhales]
660
00:22:29,586 --> 00:22:32,297
what you were doing at CAC
almost 20 years ago,
661
00:22:32,339 --> 00:22:35,217
combining art
and social activism,
662
00:22:35,258 --> 00:22:37,844
nobody was doing that back then.
663
00:22:37,886 --> 00:22:41,223
I assume you still care about
those issues you championed?
664
00:22:41,264 --> 00:22:44,017
I don't know if you were paying
attention, but I ran for mayor.
665
00:22:44,059 --> 00:22:46,686
-And I voted for you.
-[chuckles] Bullshit, Zakarian.
666
00:22:46,728 --> 00:22:49,731
All right, look, you can go back
to being a museum director.
667
00:22:50,232 --> 00:22:52,692
I know
you've had a lot of offers.
668
00:22:52,734 --> 00:22:55,904
And you could mount a show
every couple of years
669
00:22:55,946 --> 00:22:58,198
that moves
the needle incrementally
670
00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:00,409
for artists of color.
671
00:23:00,450 --> 00:23:04,037
Or you could join the biggest
art house in the world
672
00:23:04,079 --> 00:23:07,416
and represent dozens
of marginalized artists
673
00:23:07,457 --> 00:23:10,669
and pay off your campaign debt
the first year of your contract.
674
00:23:11,628 --> 00:23:13,588
Hmm.
675
00:23:13,630 --> 00:23:15,882
You know, I could be
a little irritated that,
676
00:23:15,924 --> 00:23:19,511
in your myopic vision, you've
somehow associated me solely
677
00:23:19,553 --> 00:23:21,596
with BIPOC artists,
when, in fact,
678
00:23:21,638 --> 00:23:24,099
I've worked with pretty much
every major artist
679
00:23:24,141 --> 00:23:25,434
of the last two decades.
680
00:23:25,475 --> 00:23:27,727
But, instead,
I will simply point out
681
00:23:27,769 --> 00:23:31,064
that you represent
exactly three artists of color.
682
00:23:31,106 --> 00:23:33,275
Which is another reason
I need you.
683
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:36,069
I mean, those marginalized
artists are suddenly
684
00:23:36,111 --> 00:23:38,572
the hottest commodity
in the art world.
685
00:23:38,613 --> 00:23:42,659
And I find, for the first time
in my career, that, uh,
686
00:23:42,701 --> 00:23:44,619
I'm behind the curve.
687
00:23:44,661 --> 00:23:47,456
So I will meet
your salary demands.
688
00:23:47,497 --> 00:23:49,749
[chuckles]
Wait. You're not gonna...
689
00:23:49,791 --> 00:23:52,461
You're not gonna insult me
with a lowball offer?
690
00:23:52,502 --> 00:23:54,254
[sighs]
691
00:23:54,296 --> 00:23:55,839
Plus,
692
00:23:55,881 --> 00:23:59,801
a signing bonus
for all your BIPOC artists.
693
00:23:59,843 --> 00:24:01,595
No.
694
00:24:01,636 --> 00:24:04,639
Signing bonuses for all artists
I add to the roster.
695
00:24:06,099 --> 00:24:07,934
Of course.
696
00:24:09,895 --> 00:24:11,688
Plus ten percent of sales.
697
00:24:13,523 --> 00:24:15,901
[sighs softly]
698
00:24:15,942 --> 00:24:17,819
All right. We have a deal.
699
00:24:17,861 --> 00:24:19,738
-Ah. Wonderful.
-All right.
700
00:24:19,779 --> 00:24:22,991
Mr. Zakarian, I've got Daniel
Katz from the CAC on the line.
701
00:24:23,033 --> 00:24:24,493
Excellent.
702
00:24:24,534 --> 00:24:26,495
-Well, tell him I said hello.
-Yes, I will.
703
00:24:26,536 --> 00:24:30,040
Oh, uh,
your office is straight ahead.
704
00:24:31,041 --> 00:24:32,667
Make yourself comfortable.
705
00:24:32,709 --> 00:24:34,503
contemplative music
706
00:24:34,544 --> 00:24:37,005
707
00:24:44,554 --> 00:24:45,764
[sighs]
708
00:24:47,849 --> 00:24:49,809
Asshole.
709
00:24:54,564 --> 00:24:56,691
[Alice]
Oh, Carl.
710
00:24:56,733 --> 00:24:58,193
No, you're too much.
711
00:24:58,235 --> 00:24:59,653
[laughs]
It was--
712
00:24:59,694 --> 00:25:01,613
No, I put it in the second,
uh, chapter
713
00:25:01,655 --> 00:25:03,823
'cause I did pee my pants,
really.
714
00:25:03,865 --> 00:25:04,783
I-I know.
715
00:25:04,824 --> 00:25:06,201
And my parents... I know.
716
00:25:06,368 --> 00:25:08,662
Yeah, I've been working
on it for months.
717
00:25:08,703 --> 00:25:10,580
Oh. Hilarious?
718
00:25:10,622 --> 00:25:12,249
It's the book publisher.
They love the book.
719
00:25:12,290 --> 00:25:13,959
[whispers]
Oh, my God.
720
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:17,003
Really? Oh, you want to move up
the publishing date?
721
00:25:17,045 --> 00:25:18,421
Okay.
722
00:25:18,463 --> 00:25:19,881
[chuckles]
That sounds fantastic.
723
00:25:19,923 --> 00:25:21,049
-Yeah.
-[Sophie gasps]
724
00:25:21,091 --> 00:25:23,176
All right. Okay.
725
00:25:23,218 --> 00:25:24,886
Okay. Love to the wife.
726
00:25:24,928 --> 00:25:26,555
-Bye-bye.
-[laughs] Ah.
727
00:25:26,596 --> 00:25:28,223
Oh, my God. Holy shit! Alice!
728
00:25:28,265 --> 00:25:30,016
-Yes. They love the book.
-[gasps] They love the book
729
00:25:30,058 --> 00:25:31,309
[both]
They love the book
730
00:25:31,351 --> 00:25:32,561
They love my book
731
00:25:32,602 --> 00:25:34,145
They love my... Sorry.
732
00:25:34,187 --> 00:25:36,231
Um, yeah, they're gonna send
their best editor
733
00:25:36,273 --> 00:25:38,191
-to help me get it done in time.
-Wow.
734
00:25:38,233 --> 00:25:39,734
Well, do they want a lot
of changes or something?
735
00:25:39,776 --> 00:25:41,820
No, no, no, no.
They just want to make,
736
00:25:41,861 --> 00:25:43,238
like, a last pass before
it goes to print, you know?
737
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:44,864
[chuckles]
I can't wait to buy my copy.
738
00:25:44,906 --> 00:25:46,741
Oh, more good news.
I spoke to Finley.
739
00:25:46,783 --> 00:25:48,410
She said if I needed her,
she'd come back.
740
00:25:48,535 --> 00:25:50,745
What? No, she's supposed
to stay in Kansas City.
741
00:25:50,787 --> 00:25:52,789
No, I know, but I said
we both missed her, and she'd--
742
00:25:52,831 --> 00:25:55,542
Wait, you did what?!
743
00:25:55,584 --> 00:25:57,085
I just, uh, well, I...
744
00:25:57,127 --> 00:25:59,254
-[chuckles]
-Um, no, no, no.
745
00:25:59,296 --> 00:26:01,089
You just... you got to tell her
that she can't come back.
746
00:26:01,131 --> 00:26:02,716
She cannot come back here.
747
00:26:02,757 --> 00:26:04,134
Okay, what's going on?
748
00:26:04,175 --> 00:26:06,469
-Everyone's looking at us.
-Um...
749
00:26:06,511 --> 00:26:08,763
Um, all right, just come on.
750
00:26:12,100 --> 00:26:13,810
[Sophie sighs]
751
00:26:17,105 --> 00:26:18,982
[exhales] Um...
752
00:26:19,024 --> 00:26:21,901
-So, um...
-Yeah. So...
753
00:26:21,943 --> 00:26:24,738
Finley, uh, and I--
754
00:26:24,779 --> 00:26:28,074
we, um... you know.
755
00:26:28,116 --> 00:26:29,618
We, um, uh...
756
00:26:29,659 --> 00:26:30,910
Oh. Did it?
757
00:26:30,952 --> 00:26:32,954
Yeah.
758
00:26:32,996 --> 00:26:35,874
When-when did you...
when did you guys...?
759
00:26:35,915 --> 00:26:39,127
Just, uh,
when we wrapped last season.
760
00:26:39,169 --> 00:26:41,796
-[clears throat]
-Oh. Fuck.
761
00:26:41,838 --> 00:26:43,256
Yeah, in the green room.
762
00:26:43,298 --> 00:26:45,967
Oh. I nap on that couch.
763
00:26:46,009 --> 00:26:47,636
[stammers] I mean, it was...
764
00:26:47,677 --> 00:26:50,138
Look, it was a...
it was a one-time thing.
765
00:26:50,180 --> 00:26:53,308
-Mm-hmm.
-And it didn't mean anything.
766
00:26:53,350 --> 00:26:55,810
And, I mean, it was...
767
00:26:55,852 --> 00:26:57,312
it was fucking amazing.
768
00:26:57,354 --> 00:26:58,647
Well, I don't need the...
769
00:26:58,688 --> 00:27:00,106
-details.
-But she's gone and it's done.
770
00:27:00,148 --> 00:27:01,483
-Okay.
-And Dani doesn't know.
771
00:27:01,566 --> 00:27:03,693
And now I think
that I should've told her.
772
00:27:03,735 --> 00:27:05,445
Well, do you think
that I should tell her?
773
00:27:05,570 --> 00:27:08,323
Um...
774
00:27:08,490 --> 00:27:12,327
I... uh, I would
leave it in the past,
775
00:27:12,494 --> 00:27:14,579
and I would just focus
on the future.
776
00:27:14,621 --> 00:27:16,539
-Right. Right, right, right.
-Yeah.
777
00:27:16,581 --> 00:27:17,957
-[chuckles]
-Yeah.
778
00:27:17,999 --> 00:27:19,793
No. No, I can't do that.
779
00:27:19,834 --> 00:27:23,088
I can't marry her
and-and not tell her.
780
00:27:23,129 --> 00:27:24,798
-Oh.
-Well, I'm just gonna go
781
00:27:24,839 --> 00:27:26,675
to our wedding rehearsal dinner,
I'm just gonna tell her.
782
00:27:26,716 --> 00:27:29,052
Okay, so opposite
of what I just said.
783
00:27:29,094 --> 00:27:30,804
Yeah.
784
00:27:30,845 --> 00:27:32,013
bright music
785
00:27:32,055 --> 00:27:33,848
Hi. Oh, thank you.
786
00:27:33,890 --> 00:27:36,267
787
00:27:49,906 --> 00:27:51,950
[Dani]
There you are.
788
00:27:51,991 --> 00:27:53,034
Hey. I'm sorry that
789
00:27:53,076 --> 00:27:54,369
-I'm late.
-Hey.
790
00:27:54,411 --> 00:27:57,872
Wow. [chuckles]
You look so beautiful.
791
00:27:57,914 --> 00:28:00,208
Um, so do you.
792
00:28:00,250 --> 00:28:01,835
You look amazing.
793
00:28:04,587 --> 00:28:06,715
-Shall we?
-Yeah.
794
00:28:06,756 --> 00:28:08,425
[laughs] Come on.
795
00:28:08,466 --> 00:28:10,552
Can you believe
we're getting married tomorrow?
796
00:28:10,593 --> 00:28:12,220
[Nana]
Oh, here comes the bride.
797
00:28:12,262 --> 00:28:14,180
-[applause]
-Need to talk to you.
798
00:28:14,222 --> 00:28:16,224
Uh, yeah, just give me a minute.
799
00:28:16,266 --> 00:28:18,435
- tense music
-[panting softly]
800
00:28:18,601 --> 00:28:21,187
-[amplified heartbeat]
-[indistinct chatter]
801
00:28:21,229 --> 00:28:24,190
[panting]
802
00:28:24,232 --> 00:28:25,442
[Rodolfo]
Ay, mi cariño.
803
00:28:25,483 --> 00:28:27,902
Come here. Come here.
804
00:28:27,944 --> 00:28:29,362
-Please.
-[clinks glass]
805
00:28:29,404 --> 00:28:32,115
Well, first of all,
I know I speak
806
00:28:32,157 --> 00:28:33,867
for everyone in this room
when I say
807
00:28:33,908 --> 00:28:36,703
that we are so happy you didn't
get married in Hawaii.
808
00:28:36,745 --> 00:28:38,037
[laughter]
809
00:28:38,079 --> 00:28:40,206
[panting]
810
00:28:40,248 --> 00:28:43,084
[Sophie]
Getting married.
811
00:28:43,126 --> 00:28:44,753
You're getting married.
812
00:28:44,794 --> 00:28:46,421
[Rodolfo]
Sophie, I want to welcome you
813
00:28:46,463 --> 00:28:47,756
into our family.
814
00:28:47,797 --> 00:28:50,842
-Salud.
-[all] Salud.
815
00:28:50,884 --> 00:28:52,719
[glasses clinking]
816
00:28:52,761 --> 00:28:55,221
[heartbeat continues faster]
817
00:28:55,263 --> 00:28:57,098
[Sophie]
This feels too good.
818
00:28:57,140 --> 00:28:59,350
[Sophie and Finley moaning]
819
00:28:59,392 --> 00:29:01,561
I'll be right back.
820
00:29:01,603 --> 00:29:03,855
[indistinct chatter]
821
00:29:12,572 --> 00:29:14,657
-You told him?
-I'm sorry.
822
00:29:14,699 --> 00:29:16,075
Cheating is a deal-breaker
for Dani.
823
00:29:16,117 --> 00:29:17,494
You know this. I know this.
824
00:29:17,535 --> 00:29:18,912
You have to tell her.
825
00:29:18,953 --> 00:29:20,455
I want to, but--
826
00:29:20,497 --> 00:29:22,165
But-but what? If you love her,
then I-I think you have to--
827
00:29:22,207 --> 00:29:23,708
You know I love her.
You know that.
828
00:29:23,750 --> 00:29:24,751
You have to tell her.
829
00:29:24,793 --> 00:29:26,044
-[Sophie] I-I will.
-When?
830
00:29:26,085 --> 00:29:27,754
[Sophie]
Uh, I-I don't know.
831
00:29:27,796 --> 00:29:30,089
I-I... I-I think you got to
do it before the wedding.
832
00:29:30,131 --> 00:29:32,759
Yes, okay? Yes, I promise.
833
00:29:32,801 --> 00:29:35,261
I promise you
that I will tell her.
834
00:29:35,303 --> 00:29:37,138
-All right?
-Okay. Okay, I'm sorry.
835
00:29:37,180 --> 00:29:38,515
[Dani]
Tell me what?
836
00:29:38,556 --> 00:29:40,809
[gentle piano music playing]
837
00:29:47,023 --> 00:29:49,359
Tell me what?
838
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:52,362
[Sophie sighs]
839
00:29:54,197 --> 00:29:56,324
Um...
840
00:29:57,325 --> 00:29:59,661
-[sighs]
-Is it the place?
841
00:29:59,702 --> 00:30:01,621
Is it the place?
Is it too formal?
842
00:30:01,663 --> 00:30:03,164
No. No, it's fine.
843
00:30:03,206 --> 00:30:05,500
No, no, no, it's not. It's not.
844
00:30:05,542 --> 00:30:07,293
Really, it's fine.
845
00:30:07,335 --> 00:30:09,504
-Let me make it up to you.
-What? You don't have to do...
846
00:30:09,546 --> 00:30:11,631
You don't have
to make up anything. It's fine.
847
00:30:11,673 --> 00:30:12,799
Do you want to go out tonight?
848
00:30:12,841 --> 00:30:16,010
-What-what do you mean?
-Like...
849
00:30:16,052 --> 00:30:19,347
Like, we could throw our own
bachelorette party or something.
850
00:30:19,389 --> 00:30:21,182
Just you and me?
851
00:30:21,224 --> 00:30:22,976
Yeah.
852
00:30:23,017 --> 00:30:25,854
Yeah, we can... we can, uh...
we can get shit-faced,
853
00:30:25,895 --> 00:30:28,731
and we can dance a little bit.
854
00:30:28,773 --> 00:30:30,900
We can fuck in a bathroom stall
855
00:30:30,942 --> 00:30:32,318
-like we did when we first met.
-[chuckles] No.
856
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:34,863
-Shh. Wow.
-No one's listening.
857
00:30:34,904 --> 00:30:37,198
Um...
858
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:39,367
-Yeah.
-Yeah?
859
00:30:39,409 --> 00:30:40,869
Yeah. Yeah, I'd love that.
860
00:30:40,910 --> 00:30:44,664
-Yes. Okay.
-Okay. Mwah.
861
00:30:44,706 --> 00:30:45,874
Come on.
862
00:30:45,915 --> 00:30:48,334
slow, dramatic music
863
00:30:48,376 --> 00:30:50,920
864
00:31:09,188 --> 00:31:11,149
[zippering]
865
00:31:13,693 --> 00:31:15,403
-Whoa.
-Hey. Oh.
866
00:31:15,445 --> 00:31:18,072
-Hi. You look amazing.
-Thank you.
867
00:31:18,114 --> 00:31:19,574
[Bette sighs]
868
00:31:19,616 --> 00:31:21,576
I-I'm just going out
for a little while.
869
00:31:21,618 --> 00:31:25,288
Um, well, I-I...
Um, Alice has a friend,
870
00:31:25,330 --> 00:31:27,373
and I-I'm gonna just...
871
00:31:27,415 --> 00:31:29,709
Well, I'm just gonna spend, um--
872
00:31:29,876 --> 00:31:31,920
-You mean like a blind date?
-[laughs] Yeah.
873
00:31:31,961 --> 00:31:34,631
-Yeah.
-I mean, it might be a disaster.
874
00:31:34,672 --> 00:31:37,091
I don't know, but...
875
00:31:44,265 --> 00:31:46,684
Ange, your-your mom
and I discussed it,
876
00:31:46,851 --> 00:31:48,394
-and we were--
-Oh, can I say something first?
877
00:31:48,436 --> 00:31:49,729
-Oh, of course.
-Sorry.
878
00:31:49,771 --> 00:31:52,273
-No, go ahead.
-Um...
879
00:31:52,315 --> 00:31:54,776
so...
880
00:31:54,817 --> 00:31:56,945
just because I am curious
881
00:31:56,986 --> 00:32:00,657
about my donor doesn't mean
882
00:32:00,698 --> 00:32:03,117
that I think
he is my dad or anything.
883
00:32:03,159 --> 00:32:06,955
Like, that word doesn't even
sound right.
884
00:32:06,996 --> 00:32:10,124
-You're my mom, and--
-I know. I know that. I-I know.
885
00:32:10,166 --> 00:32:11,960
And I get that it might
be hard for you--
886
00:32:12,001 --> 00:32:13,461
-No, no, no, no.
-I just want you to know--
887
00:32:13,503 --> 00:32:15,213
It's not.... No, no, no.
It's not that.
888
00:32:15,254 --> 00:32:18,132
It's not that at all.
It's not hard for me at all.
889
00:32:18,174 --> 00:32:20,635
It's just, um...
890
00:32:20,677 --> 00:32:25,056
we promised him
that he could remain anonymous.
891
00:32:25,098 --> 00:32:27,141
We promised him.
892
00:32:27,183 --> 00:32:29,268
And he gave us you.
893
00:32:29,310 --> 00:32:31,062
At a time
when it was difficult for us,
894
00:32:31,104 --> 00:32:32,772
as lesbians, to have children.
895
00:32:32,814 --> 00:32:33,940
-I know.
-Yeah, and I think
896
00:32:33,982 --> 00:32:36,317
we need to honor that.
897
00:32:36,359 --> 00:32:37,485
[Bette sighs softly]
898
00:32:37,527 --> 00:32:39,320
Okay.
899
00:32:39,362 --> 00:32:40,446
I get it.
900
00:32:40,488 --> 00:32:42,198
All right.
901
00:32:45,243 --> 00:32:46,619
-Oh.
-What?
902
00:32:46,661 --> 00:32:48,663
-Uh...
-Do you--
903
00:32:48,705 --> 00:32:50,498
I hate to sandwich a no
with a no,
904
00:32:50,540 --> 00:32:52,959
but T and I don't think
it's a good idea
905
00:32:53,001 --> 00:32:54,836
for you to do
that genealogy test.
906
00:32:54,877 --> 00:32:56,337
-Oh.
-Yeah, just those...
907
00:32:56,379 --> 00:32:57,964
those companies,
they collect all your data.
908
00:32:58,006 --> 00:32:59,173
-Mm-hmm.
-And-and, I mean, I know
909
00:32:59,215 --> 00:33:00,550
-you're a young adult.
-Right.
910
00:33:00,591 --> 00:33:02,301
-But you're not 18 yet.
-Mm-hmm.
911
00:33:02,343 --> 00:33:05,638
And-and we would just
feel more comfortable
912
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:06,973
if you waited, okay?
913
00:33:07,015 --> 00:33:08,766
-Yeah. Sure. Of course.
-Good.
914
00:33:08,808 --> 00:33:10,810
All right. Well, God knows
I won't be out late.
915
00:33:10,852 --> 00:33:12,270
-Mm-hmm.
-So just call me
916
00:33:12,311 --> 00:33:13,938
if you need anything.
917
00:33:13,980 --> 00:33:15,982
-Love you.
-I love you, too.
918
00:33:16,024 --> 00:33:18,526
Can you see my underwear
in this?
919
00:33:19,694 --> 00:33:22,530
-No.
-Okay. All right.
920
00:33:22,572 --> 00:33:24,282
[sighs]
Good.
921
00:33:26,701 --> 00:33:29,120
[door opens]
922
00:33:29,162 --> 00:33:30,705
[door closes]
923
00:33:30,747 --> 00:33:32,457
dramatic music
924
00:33:32,498 --> 00:33:35,585
925
00:33:42,091 --> 00:33:44,177
[Cappa's "Trouble Finds Me"
playing]
926
00:33:44,218 --> 00:33:47,055
Yeah, yeah.
Just give me 20 minutes.
927
00:33:47,180 --> 00:33:49,223
Tess, there was a line.
What do you want me to do?
928
00:33:49,265 --> 00:33:51,225
You want to eat?
929
00:33:51,267 --> 00:33:54,729
Yeah. No, and I got you
the vegetarian one.
930
00:33:54,771 --> 00:33:56,355
Okay. All right. Yeah.
931
00:33:56,397 --> 00:33:58,691
Just, yeah,
give me 20, 25 at most.
932
00:33:58,733 --> 00:34:01,360
Okay. All right.
933
00:34:01,402 --> 00:34:03,071
[grunts softly]
934
00:34:05,573 --> 00:34:07,950
[sighs]
935
00:34:07,992 --> 00:34:10,286
-[engine starts]
-[phone chimes]
936
00:34:12,121 --> 00:34:13,456
Hi, Chloe.
937
00:34:14,624 --> 00:34:17,085
Bum, ba-dum, ba-dum,
bum, ba-dum, ba-dum
938
00:34:17,126 --> 00:34:19,045
Bum, ba-dum, ba-dum, hey
939
00:34:19,087 --> 00:34:21,005
Bum, ba-dum, ba-dum,
bum, ba-dum, ba-dum
940
00:34:21,047 --> 00:34:23,341
Bum, ba-dum, ba-dum, hey
941
00:34:23,382 --> 00:34:25,093
- I don't find trouble, yeah
-All right.
942
00:34:25,134 --> 00:34:27,595
Trouble finds me
943
00:34:27,637 --> 00:34:30,098
Ah-ya-ya, yeah, ah-ya-ee
944
00:34:30,139 --> 00:34:31,516
Trouble finds me
945
00:34:31,557 --> 00:34:33,893
Ah-ya-ya, yeah, ah-ya-ee
946
00:34:33,935 --> 00:34:35,228
Trouble finds me
947
00:34:35,269 --> 00:34:39,065
Ah-ya-ya, yeah, ah-ya-ee
948
00:34:39,107 --> 00:34:41,526
I don't find trouble, yeah,
trouble finds me
949
00:34:41,567 --> 00:34:44,070
Hi.
950
00:34:44,112 --> 00:34:46,239
Um... God.
951
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:48,157
[sighs]
952
00:34:50,159 --> 00:34:51,786
[woman]
Shut the fuck up!
953
00:34:51,828 --> 00:34:54,288
Hey. I-I... I-I'm sorry.
954
00:34:54,330 --> 00:34:56,749
-Actually, I have a, um...
-This is too good.
955
00:34:56,791 --> 00:34:59,669
Nat and Alice are
legitimately hilarious.
956
00:34:59,710 --> 00:35:02,672
-Are they?
-Uh, yeah, they are. They are.
957
00:35:02,713 --> 00:35:04,549
I mean, I think so.
You look amazing.
958
00:35:04,590 --> 00:35:06,217
-Oh.
-Is this Tom Ford?
959
00:35:06,259 --> 00:35:08,177
-Thank you. Yes. Yeah.
-It's hot.
960
00:35:08,219 --> 00:35:10,221
I heard the scallops
are amazing.
961
00:35:10,263 --> 00:35:12,140
You down to share?
962
00:35:12,181 --> 00:35:14,100
Sure. Yeah.
963
00:35:14,142 --> 00:35:15,309
Here you go.
964
00:35:15,351 --> 00:35:16,853
[woman, on laptop]
I hope you don't mind.
965
00:35:16,894 --> 00:35:18,563
Don't fall for it, Amanda.
966
00:35:18,604 --> 00:35:20,106
[Amanda] It's 10 p.m.
Why do you have sunglasses on?
967
00:35:20,148 --> 00:35:21,315
Oh, please, it's the husband.
968
00:35:21,357 --> 00:35:23,317
-It's always the husband.
-[door opens]
969
00:35:23,359 --> 00:35:25,403
[door closes]
970
00:35:25,444 --> 00:35:27,280
-[Alice] Hi.
-Hi.
971
00:35:27,321 --> 00:35:29,448
-[laptop key clicks]
-No, I was not watching
972
00:35:29,490 --> 00:35:30,658
three hours of SVU.
973
00:35:30,700 --> 00:35:32,285
That would be
a crazy thing to do.
974
00:35:32,326 --> 00:35:35,079
Well, I had a truly
insane day full of sex,
975
00:35:35,121 --> 00:35:36,497
scandal and regret.
976
00:35:36,539 --> 00:35:37,665
Oh, who was your guest?
977
00:35:37,707 --> 00:35:39,750
Oh, no, that was just my staff.
978
00:35:39,792 --> 00:35:41,961
[chuckles]
Do you want some wine?
979
00:35:42,003 --> 00:35:43,462
Oh, yeah. Love some.
980
00:35:43,504 --> 00:35:45,173
Did you hear from Bette?
981
00:35:45,214 --> 00:35:48,009
Oh, my God, I totally forgot.
982
00:35:48,050 --> 00:35:49,677
-Oh, well, I didn't.
-Did you?
983
00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:51,512
-I heard from Gigi.
-And?
984
00:35:51,554 --> 00:35:55,224
Okay. She texted me some emojis,
which are unclear,
985
00:35:55,266 --> 00:35:57,518
but I think that means
it's going well.
986
00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:59,187
Oh, my God, do you think
this means we're not gonna
987
00:35:59,228 --> 00:36:01,147
have to see Gigi tomorrow?
988
00:36:01,189 --> 00:36:04,108
-One can only hope.
- That would be amazing.
989
00:36:04,150 --> 00:36:06,194
All right, let's see this show.
990
00:36:07,361 --> 00:36:09,697
Let me see what all the hype
is about.
991
00:36:09,739 --> 00:36:11,824
It's so good.
992
00:36:15,328 --> 00:36:17,205
Does she always wear
a leather jacket?
993
00:36:17,246 --> 00:36:18,956
-Of course.
-She's serious.
994
00:36:18,998 --> 00:36:20,374
-Mm-hmm.
-Who's that?
995
00:36:20,416 --> 00:36:21,667
I don't know.
996
00:36:21,709 --> 00:36:22,835
You don't know,
and you've been watching
997
00:36:22,877 --> 00:36:24,003
this whole time?
998
00:36:24,045 --> 00:36:26,214
Just some bitch on this episode.
999
00:36:26,255 --> 00:36:28,466
[KiNG MALA's "B4U" playing]
1000
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:33,012
-I missed you today.
-I missed you.
1001
00:36:33,054 --> 00:36:35,014
-You did?
-Mm-hmm.
1002
00:36:35,056 --> 00:36:36,557
-How was your day?
-Great.
1003
00:36:36,599 --> 00:36:38,809
-Great now.
-Yeah?
1004
00:36:38,851 --> 00:36:42,897
Guess it doesn't feel real
when I think it all through
1005
00:36:43,898 --> 00:36:46,108
But I like it
1006
00:36:47,610 --> 00:36:52,573
Always thought that I knew,
always thought that I knew
1007
00:36:52,615 --> 00:36:54,951
Which direction, perfection
1008
00:36:55,117 --> 00:36:58,788
In every little thing
that I do
1009
00:37:02,416 --> 00:37:04,293
Nat?
1010
00:37:05,544 --> 00:37:07,255
Nat.
1011
00:37:08,547 --> 00:37:09,924
Nat.
1012
00:37:11,050 --> 00:37:12,718
-Oh, my God.
-Oh.
1013
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:14,512
-What? I wasn't...
-No.
1014
00:37:14,553 --> 00:37:16,430
[stammers] Look...
1015
00:37:16,472 --> 00:37:17,932
No. Don't follow me.
1016
00:37:18,099 --> 00:37:20,184
I wasn't asleep.
I was just resting my eyes.
1017
00:37:20,226 --> 00:37:22,687
-Uh-uh! No!
-I have heavy lids.
1018
00:37:22,728 --> 00:37:24,981
Wow.
1019
00:37:25,022 --> 00:37:29,193
[chuckling] So, I finally
get on the paddleboard.
1020
00:37:29,235 --> 00:37:31,612
-Mm-hmm.
-I'm up maybe 30 seconds,
1021
00:37:31,654 --> 00:37:34,949
and then, bam, I go down hard.
1022
00:37:34,991 --> 00:37:37,868
Like feet over head,
board over me.
1023
00:37:37,910 --> 00:37:40,955
They send someone over
to save me.
1024
00:37:41,831 --> 00:37:44,458
The woman never called me again.
1025
00:37:44,500 --> 00:37:47,461
[chuckling softly]
1026
00:37:49,839 --> 00:37:53,634
So how 'bout you?
What's your worst date?
1027
00:37:53,676 --> 00:37:54,802
Oh, gosh.
1028
00:37:54,844 --> 00:37:56,387
I don't even remember.
1029
00:37:56,429 --> 00:37:57,888
Oh, come on.
1030
00:37:57,930 --> 00:38:00,057
Bette Porter doesn't go
on bad dates?
1031
00:38:00,224 --> 00:38:02,810
Takes the pressure
off this one, I guess.
1032
00:38:03,352 --> 00:38:08,190
Uh, well, in all honesty,
I just... I haven't been
1033
00:38:08,232 --> 00:38:11,444
-on a date in a long time.
-Hmm.
1034
00:38:11,485 --> 00:38:14,238
I think-- I guess I find
the whole concept
1035
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:17,450
just a... [chuckles]
a little sad.
1036
00:38:17,491 --> 00:38:20,286
Wow. Okay.
1037
00:38:20,328 --> 00:38:22,705
I personally find it to be
1038
00:38:22,747 --> 00:38:26,500
a useful step in
the process of...
1039
00:38:26,542 --> 00:38:28,169
I don't know,
getting to know someone
1040
00:38:28,294 --> 00:38:29,795
you might like to
spend more time with, or...
1041
00:38:29,837 --> 00:38:31,213
No, that's not what I meant.
1042
00:38:31,380 --> 00:38:32,631
Look, I completely get it.
L.A. is filled with...
1043
00:38:32,673 --> 00:38:36,177
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
1044
00:38:36,218 --> 00:38:38,512
Okay, here's the deal,
all right?
1045
00:38:38,554 --> 00:38:40,681
That's Tina, my ex,
Carrie, her fiancée.
1046
00:38:40,723 --> 00:38:42,350
Not a fan. They're getting
married this summer.
1047
00:38:42,391 --> 00:38:43,684
-Okay.
-[Tina] Look who it is.
1048
00:38:43,726 --> 00:38:45,019
-[Carrie] Imagine this.
-Hi.
1049
00:38:45,061 --> 00:38:46,103
-[Bette] Hi.
-Hello.
1050
00:38:46,145 --> 00:38:48,856
Hey. Hi. This is, um...
1051
00:38:48,898 --> 00:38:50,524
You-you know, Alice had this...
1052
00:38:50,566 --> 00:38:52,109
Hi. I'm Gigi.
1053
00:38:52,151 --> 00:38:53,694
Oh. Oh. [chuckles]
1054
00:38:53,736 --> 00:38:55,029
Wow. Nice to finally meet you.
1055
00:38:55,071 --> 00:38:57,031
Nice to meet you.
And you must be Carrie.
1056
00:38:57,073 --> 00:38:58,783
-Yes.
-I've heard so much about you.
1057
00:38:58,824 --> 00:39:00,868
Oh, really? Anything
Bette's told you about me is
1058
00:39:00,910 --> 00:39:03,788
subject to cross-examination.
[laughs]
1059
00:39:03,829 --> 00:39:06,248
I'm kidding. I know we're all
part of the same team.
1060
00:39:06,290 --> 00:39:08,626
-[Gigi] What team is that?
-Yankees.
1061
00:39:08,667 --> 00:39:10,503
All the way. Yankees or die.
1062
00:39:10,544 --> 00:39:12,338
[laughter]
1063
00:39:12,380 --> 00:39:14,507
[Tina] Well, I hear
this place is great.
1064
00:39:14,548 --> 00:39:16,050
It is. Get the scallops.
1065
00:39:16,092 --> 00:39:17,676
They are perfectly seared.
1066
00:39:17,718 --> 00:39:19,720
Ooh. No, I got a texture thing
with scallops, honey.
1067
00:39:19,762 --> 00:39:21,847
No can do. I can't, no.
1068
00:39:21,889 --> 00:39:24,392
Well, save 'em
for the grown-ups, right?
1069
00:39:26,894 --> 00:39:29,688
-Well, enjoy your dinner.
-You, too.
1070
00:39:29,730 --> 00:39:31,399
-You, too.
-Okay.
1071
00:39:34,902 --> 00:39:38,406
-Okay, I would say I love you...
-Mm.
1072
00:39:38,447 --> 00:39:40,324
...but I don't really
know you that well.
1073
00:39:40,366 --> 00:39:42,034
No, go ahead, say it.
1074
00:39:42,076 --> 00:39:44,537
Nat and Alice would be thrilled.
[laughs]
1075
00:39:44,578 --> 00:39:46,414
What the hell
is she talking about?
1076
00:39:46,455 --> 00:39:47,832
"Save 'em for the grown-ups."
What does she think I am?
1077
00:39:47,873 --> 00:39:48,916
Where are you, honey?
1078
00:39:48,958 --> 00:39:50,418
-I'm coming.
-Go ahead.
1079
00:39:50,459 --> 00:39:52,628
[pop music playing quietly]
1080
00:40:01,137 --> 00:40:03,514
Does it hurt
to see them together?
1081
00:40:05,808 --> 00:40:08,436
I'm sorry.
You don't have to answer that.
1082
00:40:08,477 --> 00:40:09,687
[sighs]
1083
00:40:12,064 --> 00:40:17,027
It was hard for me, at first,
to see Nat with Alice.
1084
00:40:20,948 --> 00:40:24,952
You make a life with someone,
and when it's over,
1085
00:40:24,994 --> 00:40:27,037
it's like you're spinning
in the dark.
1086
00:40:32,001 --> 00:40:35,629
I just really thought
that, uh...
1087
00:40:39,049 --> 00:40:40,968
Well, at first,
when-when she left,
1088
00:40:41,010 --> 00:40:43,137
I thought, uh,
I thought Tina just needs
1089
00:40:43,179 --> 00:40:44,513
some space, you know?
1090
00:40:44,555 --> 00:40:45,848
I mean, she's spent
practically her entire
1091
00:40:45,890 --> 00:40:47,766
adult life in my orbit.
1092
00:40:47,808 --> 00:40:50,686
She probably just needs to be
front and center for a while.
1093
00:40:50,728 --> 00:40:51,812
But then, um...
1094
00:40:51,854 --> 00:40:53,772
You thought
she'd come back to you.
1095
00:40:59,862 --> 00:41:02,781
Carrie's looking over here
and she looks pissed.
1096
00:41:02,823 --> 00:41:04,116
[laughs]
1097
00:41:04,158 --> 00:41:05,493
Now, I don't want to
complain again, but here.
1098
00:41:05,534 --> 00:41:07,411
They make the font so small,
honey. Look.
1099
00:41:07,453 --> 00:41:09,079
You're gonna have
to read it to me,
1100
00:41:09,121 --> 00:41:10,748
-'cause I can't even read it.
-[laughs]
1101
00:41:10,789 --> 00:41:12,166
And if I don't know
what's in the dish, sweetie,
1102
00:41:12,208 --> 00:41:13,751
-you know what's gonna happen?
-What?
1103
00:41:13,792 --> 00:41:16,003
-I'm gonna get reflux.
-You always say this.
1104
00:41:16,045 --> 00:41:17,588
I know, but I'm gonna
order something,
1105
00:41:17,630 --> 00:41:19,632
I'm gonna get reflux.
Gonna ruin my whole night.
1106
00:41:19,673 --> 00:41:20,925
[chuckles, sighs]
1107
00:41:20,966 --> 00:41:22,176
Do you think Bette's okay?
1108
00:41:22,218 --> 00:41:24,512
-Bette?
-Yeah.
1109
00:41:24,553 --> 00:41:26,347
No, I don't think she's okay.
1110
00:41:26,388 --> 00:41:28,140
I think she's in love with you.
1111
00:41:28,182 --> 00:41:30,184
[scoffs] No, she is not.
1112
00:41:30,226 --> 00:41:31,852
Yes, she is.
1113
00:41:31,894 --> 00:41:34,522
I mean, she's sitting with
that beautiful woman,
1114
00:41:34,563 --> 00:41:36,899
and all she can do is
look over here and stare at you.
1115
00:41:36,941 --> 00:41:39,527
Do you think she's beautiful?
1116
00:41:39,568 --> 00:41:43,072
Objectively, in, like, a common
kind of way, I guess.
1117
00:41:43,113 --> 00:41:45,199
-[laughs]
-Yes, I guess I could say so,
1118
00:41:45,241 --> 00:41:46,909
but, honey, she's no you.
1119
00:41:46,951 --> 00:41:49,370
Trust me on that one.
1120
00:41:49,495 --> 00:41:52,081
And, listen, if you want
to order the scallops,
1121
00:41:52,122 --> 00:41:53,874
I'll totally try the scallops.
1122
00:41:53,916 --> 00:41:55,543
Remember when we were in Mexico
1123
00:41:55,584 --> 00:41:57,545
and you got me to eat
that raw fish?
1124
00:41:57,586 --> 00:41:59,713
You said, "It's ceviche.
Who knew that was raw fish?"
1125
00:41:59,755 --> 00:42:01,632
-Yeah, I did.
-I loved that.
1126
00:42:01,674 --> 00:42:03,717
I don't know why I'm so quick
to just throw things away,
1127
00:42:03,759 --> 00:42:04,969
you know what I mean?
1128
00:42:05,010 --> 00:42:07,721
If you want the scallops,
I'll do the scallops.
1129
00:42:08,931 --> 00:42:10,766
I think you're beautiful.
1130
00:42:14,103 --> 00:42:16,772
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
1131
00:42:18,524 --> 00:42:20,609
That's a nice thing to say.
1132
00:42:23,070 --> 00:42:24,738
I love you.
1133
00:42:24,780 --> 00:42:27,116
I love you, too.
1134
00:42:32,121 --> 00:42:33,747
[chuckles softly]
1135
00:42:33,789 --> 00:42:36,041
They're definitely talking
about us again.
1136
00:42:36,083 --> 00:42:37,418
-Really?
-Mm.
1137
00:42:37,459 --> 00:42:39,628
[AG's "Terrible Thing" playing]
1138
00:42:40,629 --> 00:42:44,592
Honey, you're so cold
1139
00:42:44,633 --> 00:42:46,051
Come here.
1140
00:42:46,093 --> 00:42:48,846
You left me unpatrolled
1141
00:42:50,306 --> 00:42:52,600
Oh, we're...
Wait, we're really doing this?
1142
00:42:52,641 --> 00:42:54,351
Yeah. We're doing this.
1143
00:42:55,477 --> 00:42:58,981
Do things I don't want to do
1144
00:42:59,023 --> 00:43:02,860
Ooh, oh, for you
1145
00:43:02,901 --> 00:43:05,529
You terrible thing
1146
00:43:05,571 --> 00:43:09,533
You terrible thing, you
1147
00:43:09,575 --> 00:43:10,951
Terrible thing
1148
00:43:10,993 --> 00:43:14,121
You beautiful thing
1149
00:43:16,665 --> 00:43:20,294
You beautiful thing
1150
00:43:21,670 --> 00:43:23,631
-[whispers] You're very naughty.
- You terrible thing
1151
00:43:23,672 --> 00:43:26,467
-[laughing]
-What are you laughing at?
1152
00:43:26,592 --> 00:43:29,470
Nothing. No.
You're just, you're so excited,
1153
00:43:29,511 --> 00:43:30,763
I can barely keep up with you.
1154
00:43:30,804 --> 00:43:32,306
Who knew poker would be
so fun, huh?
1155
00:43:32,348 --> 00:43:34,224
-It is fun.
-It is.
1156
00:43:34,266 --> 00:43:37,019
I love that.
I love seeing you happy.
1157
00:43:37,061 --> 00:43:38,979
Thank you.
1158
00:43:39,021 --> 00:43:41,440
-Oh, ladies first, please.
-Oh.
1159
00:43:41,482 --> 00:43:42,941
-[Shane] Hi.
-[Tess] Hi.
1160
00:43:42,983 --> 00:43:44,443
-[Parker] Buy in.
-[Shane] Yeah, it's ten, right?
1161
00:43:44,485 --> 00:43:46,779
[R&B music playing quietly]
1162
00:43:46,820 --> 00:43:48,697
Yup.
1163
00:43:50,699 --> 00:43:51,367
Hey.
1164
00:43:51,408 --> 00:43:53,661
[Eddie]
'Sup?
1165
00:43:53,702 --> 00:43:55,537
Eddie, what's going on?
1166
00:43:55,579 --> 00:43:57,289
-Is there a game tonight?
-Nah.
1167
00:43:57,331 --> 00:44:00,250
Not tonight.
Shane, why don't you sit down.
1168
00:44:01,377 --> 00:44:03,337
No, I'm okay.
I think I can, I can stand.
1169
00:44:03,379 --> 00:44:04,922
Man, sit your ass down.
1170
00:44:04,963 --> 00:44:06,674
You should, you should sit.
1171
00:44:06,715 --> 00:44:09,009
All right, all right, all right.
I'm sitting, Tess. Jesus.
1172
00:44:09,051 --> 00:44:10,010
All right.
1173
00:44:10,052 --> 00:44:12,096
[clears throat] Yeah.
1174
00:44:12,137 --> 00:44:14,682
Shane, do you know why
I started this poker game?
1175
00:44:14,723 --> 00:44:16,392
-No.
-Because I wanted a place
1176
00:44:16,558 --> 00:44:18,936
for Black lesbians
to be able to come,
1177
00:44:18,977 --> 00:44:20,688
kick it and just vibe.
1178
00:44:20,729 --> 00:44:24,274
Mainly because y'all take up
a lot of space in WeHo.
1179
00:44:24,316 --> 00:44:25,859
That Dinah Shore shit
is not for us,
1180
00:44:25,901 --> 00:44:28,112
and I don't fuck with
your music.
1181
00:44:28,153 --> 00:44:29,863
It's wack.
1182
00:44:29,905 --> 00:44:32,950
What I wanted to do was sort of
bring our worlds together.
1183
00:44:32,991 --> 00:44:36,870
So by allowing you
to come into our space,
1184
00:44:36,912 --> 00:44:40,374
I assumed you'd be
respectful of my house.
1185
00:44:40,416 --> 00:44:43,210
Uh, okay.
I, um, I think you lost me.
1186
00:44:43,252 --> 00:44:44,920
You tried to fuck my wife.
1187
00:44:45,754 --> 00:44:47,214
That was my reaction, too.
1188
00:44:47,256 --> 00:44:48,716
[Shane]
I'm sorry. Hold on. Chloe.
1189
00:44:48,757 --> 00:44:51,093
I had no idea she was your wife.
1190
00:44:51,135 --> 00:44:52,511
Truly, she said nothing.
1191
00:44:52,678 --> 00:44:55,264
She don't really have to
say anything to you.
1192
00:44:55,305 --> 00:44:57,099
She can fuck whoever she wants.
1193
00:44:57,141 --> 00:44:58,892
I told you to behave yourself,
1194
00:44:58,934 --> 00:45:01,061
and now the bridge
has been burned.
1195
00:45:01,103 --> 00:45:02,563
All right? I can't have you
coming in here trying to
1196
00:45:02,604 --> 00:45:03,814
colonize our game night.
1197
00:45:03,856 --> 00:45:05,149
You got to get the fuck
out of here
1198
00:45:05,190 --> 00:45:06,734
-and never come back.
-Okay, uh,
1199
00:45:06,775 --> 00:45:08,068
I'd just like
the money that I just
1200
00:45:08,110 --> 00:45:09,153
passed off for the night.
1201
00:45:09,194 --> 00:45:10,320
10K is gone.
1202
00:45:10,362 --> 00:45:12,906
We just gonna call it
reparations.
1203
00:45:14,908 --> 00:45:17,911
That's fair. Yeah. Okay.
1204
00:45:17,953 --> 00:45:19,747
-[Tess] Let's go.
-My apologies.
1205
00:45:19,788 --> 00:45:22,082
-I had no idea. [clears throat]
-[whispers] I'm sorry.
1206
00:45:22,124 --> 00:45:23,584
-[Eddie] Yeah, I-I receive that.
-[Tess] Go.
1207
00:45:23,625 --> 00:45:24,918
All right, I'm going.
1208
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:26,170
Sorry, Eddie.
1209
00:45:26,211 --> 00:45:27,713
God bless.
1210
00:45:27,755 --> 00:45:29,089
-[Shane] You, too.
-Mm-hmm.
1211
00:45:29,131 --> 00:45:32,217
-Shit.
-Oh, my God.
1212
00:45:32,259 --> 00:45:34,762
Jesus Christ.
Tess, I swear to God,
1213
00:45:34,803 --> 00:45:36,430
I had no idea that was her wife.
1214
00:45:36,472 --> 00:45:37,598
-I know.
-I swear to you.
1215
00:45:37,639 --> 00:45:40,058
-Please trust me.
-I know. I know.
1216
00:45:40,100 --> 00:45:42,728
Oh, my God, you should've seen
your face though.
1217
00:45:42,770 --> 00:45:43,937
-What? Me?
-[laughs]
1218
00:45:43,979 --> 00:45:45,439
-You should have seen your face!
-No!
1219
00:45:45,481 --> 00:45:47,399
Don't put that on me.
You're projecting.
1220
00:45:47,441 --> 00:45:50,110
[Bad Bunny and Jhay Cortez's
"Dákita" playing, in Spanish]
1221
00:45:50,152 --> 00:45:51,236
[lively chatter, cheering]
1222
00:45:51,278 --> 00:45:53,864
1223
00:46:00,788 --> 00:46:02,331
[panting]
1224
00:46:02,372 --> 00:46:05,250
Um... Hey, hey.
1225
00:46:05,292 --> 00:46:07,044
I-I have to tell you something.
1226
00:46:07,085 --> 00:46:09,254
Okay.
1227
00:46:09,296 --> 00:46:11,507
[clears throat]
1228
00:46:11,548 --> 00:46:13,926
Um...
1229
00:46:13,967 --> 00:46:15,969
Alice offered me
a promotion today.
1230
00:46:16,011 --> 00:46:18,430
That's great, baby!
Congratulations!
1231
00:46:18,472 --> 00:46:20,933
I know.
It's-it's a lot of work though
1232
00:46:20,974 --> 00:46:23,268
and a lot of responsibility,
so...
1233
00:46:23,310 --> 00:46:25,813
I have... I have no doubt
that you can handle it.
1234
00:46:25,854 --> 00:46:28,106
Yeah, but we want
to start a family.
1235
00:46:28,148 --> 00:46:29,942
Yeah.
1236
00:46:29,983 --> 00:46:32,820
You're gonna look
so cute pregnant.
1237
00:46:32,861 --> 00:46:35,113
Oh, God. Mm.
1238
00:46:35,155 --> 00:46:36,573
[laughs]
1239
00:46:36,615 --> 00:46:39,326
But I don't want to do both.
1240
00:46:39,368 --> 00:46:42,496
Okay. Well, then tell her, baby.
1241
00:46:42,538 --> 00:46:44,498
Thank her for believing in you,
and tell her that right now
1242
00:46:44,540 --> 00:46:47,668
it just doesn't fit in
with your plans.
1243
00:46:47,709 --> 00:46:49,503
-With our plans.
-[chuckles]
1244
00:46:50,879 --> 00:46:52,339
I want to have babies with you.
1245
00:46:52,381 --> 00:46:54,007
[chuckles]
1246
00:46:54,049 --> 00:46:56,468
You're gonna be
the best mama ever.
1247
00:46:56,510 --> 00:46:58,512
[chuckles]
1248
00:46:58,554 --> 00:47:00,055
[laughs]
Oh, my God.
1249
00:47:00,097 --> 00:47:01,890
I had the weirdest dream
last night.
1250
00:47:01,932 --> 00:47:02,808
What?
1251
00:47:02,850 --> 00:47:04,601
-Say it.
-I-I can't tell you.
1252
00:47:04,643 --> 00:47:06,436
-Stop it. What? Tell me.
-Mm.
1253
00:47:06,478 --> 00:47:07,855
[gasps] Wait, wait.
1254
00:47:07,896 --> 00:47:10,941
Was it a sex dream? [gasps]
1255
00:47:10,983 --> 00:47:12,985
Tell me everything. Oh, my God.
1256
00:47:13,026 --> 00:47:14,653
I want every detail.
1257
00:47:14,695 --> 00:47:15,946
-About Bette Porter?
-Oh...
1258
00:47:15,988 --> 00:47:18,031
-I know. I know.
-Whoa. [chuckles]
1259
00:47:18,073 --> 00:47:20,826
I know, I know, I know.
It-it... it's weird, but I...
1260
00:47:20,868 --> 00:47:22,661
I feel like it happened
for a reason.
1261
00:47:22,703 --> 00:47:24,121
-Okay.
-I think it was, like,
1262
00:47:24,162 --> 00:47:26,999
my subconscious
trying to tell me to tell you
1263
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:31,211
that-that I had a crush on her
when I worked for her.
1264
00:47:31,253 --> 00:47:35,215
A-And even though
it doesn't mean anything,
1265
00:47:35,257 --> 00:47:37,676
I just thought you should know
before we got married, you know?
1266
00:47:37,718 --> 00:47:40,470
-[exhales]
-Mm. Well...
1267
00:47:40,512 --> 00:47:42,347
[exhales] Ooh.
1268
00:47:42,389 --> 00:47:44,683
I mean, is-is...
1269
00:47:44,725 --> 00:47:46,685
is that all? Just a crush?
1270
00:47:46,727 --> 00:47:48,645
Of course. Oh, God, no.
1271
00:47:48,687 --> 00:47:50,397
[stammers] Nothing happened.
1272
00:47:50,439 --> 00:47:53,567
-I-I would never do that to you.
-Yeah.
1273
00:47:53,609 --> 00:47:55,027
Cheating is, like,
deal-breaker shit.
1274
00:47:55,068 --> 00:47:56,987
No, no. I would never.
That'd be it.
1275
00:47:57,029 --> 00:47:58,655
-Right.
-Like, we'd be done.
1276
00:47:58,697 --> 00:47:59,907
[chuckles] Like, there's
no coming back from that.
1277
00:47:59,948 --> 00:48:02,242
No, I-I hear, I hear,
hey, I hear you.
1278
00:48:02,284 --> 00:48:03,869
-Yeah?
-Loud and clear.
1279
00:48:03,911 --> 00:48:05,454
-[chuckles] Okay.
-[chuckles]
1280
00:48:05,495 --> 00:48:07,289
[H.E.R.'s "Every Kind of Way"
playing]
1281
00:48:07,331 --> 00:48:09,917
1282
00:48:13,754 --> 00:48:16,632
I love you. You know that?
1283
00:48:16,673 --> 00:48:20,969
Baby, the sound of you
1284
00:48:21,011 --> 00:48:22,346
Better than a harmony
1285
00:48:22,387 --> 00:48:24,139
I love you.
1286
00:48:25,682 --> 00:48:27,225
I want you off my mind
1287
00:48:27,267 --> 00:48:28,936
Let's get the fuck out of here.
1288
00:48:31,229 --> 00:48:32,522
And on me...
1289
00:48:32,564 --> 00:48:34,107
[both laugh]
1290
00:48:34,149 --> 00:48:35,400
[Dani]
Yes, baby.
1291
00:48:35,442 --> 00:48:37,694
-[laughing]
-I'll let you unbutton.
1292
00:48:37,736 --> 00:48:39,404
It just doesn't work. Come here.
1293
00:48:39,446 --> 00:48:41,031
This ain't a dream
1294
00:48:41,073 --> 00:48:43,700
- You're here with me
-[both laughing]
1295
00:48:43,867 --> 00:48:47,537
Boy, it don't get
no better than you
1296
00:48:47,579 --> 00:48:50,374
-[moans, chuckles]
- For you
1297
00:48:50,415 --> 00:48:53,293
I want to take my time
1298
00:48:53,335 --> 00:48:56,296
All night,
I want to love you
1299
00:48:56,338 --> 00:48:57,756
[sighs]
1300
00:48:57,798 --> 00:48:59,800
In every kind of way
1301
00:48:59,925 --> 00:49:02,594
I want to please you,
no matter...
1302
00:49:02,636 --> 00:49:03,971
You're so beautiful.
1303
00:49:04,012 --> 00:49:06,431
If the world
should end tomorrow
1304
00:49:06,473 --> 00:49:09,351
And we only have today
1305
00:49:09,393 --> 00:49:15,107
I'm gonna love you
in every kind of way
1306
00:49:15,148 --> 00:49:17,526
Yeah, yeah, yeah
1307
00:49:17,567 --> 00:49:18,986
[moaning softly]
1308
00:49:19,027 --> 00:49:22,447
It don't get
no better than this
1309
00:49:22,489 --> 00:49:26,660
Your kiss,
I want to love you
1310
00:49:26,702 --> 00:49:29,079
In every kind of way
1311
00:49:29,121 --> 00:49:33,291
I want to please you,
no matter how long it takes
1312
00:49:33,333 --> 00:49:35,419
If the world
should end tomorrow
1313
00:49:35,460 --> 00:49:37,629
And we only have today
1314
00:49:37,671 --> 00:49:41,299
-[panting, moaning]
- I'm gonna love you
1315
00:49:41,341 --> 00:49:43,468
In every kind of way
1316
00:49:43,510 --> 00:49:46,346
I want to love you
1317
00:49:46,388 --> 00:49:49,016
In every kind of way
1318
00:49:49,057 --> 00:49:50,934
[staccato string music playing]
1319
00:49:50,976 --> 00:49:53,228
1320
00:49:57,482 --> 00:49:59,526
[string music continues]
1321
00:49:59,568 --> 00:50:01,737
[lively chatter]
1322
00:50:07,909 --> 00:50:09,536
[Bette]
It was a total disaster.
1323
00:50:09,578 --> 00:50:11,955
Until Tina and Carrie showed up.
1324
00:50:12,122 --> 00:50:13,790
No.
1325
00:50:13,832 --> 00:50:15,500
Oh, God, what did Gigi do?
1326
00:50:15,542 --> 00:50:17,544
Um...
1327
00:50:17,586 --> 00:50:20,088
she was,
she was great, actually.
1328
00:50:20,130 --> 00:50:21,882
Oh, I bet she was.
Yeah, she's great in crisis.
1329
00:50:21,923 --> 00:50:23,216
-Yeah.
-Sure thing.
1330
00:50:23,258 --> 00:50:25,218
-Um, hey...
-I'm just gonna...
1331
00:50:25,260 --> 00:50:28,221
No, wait, Bette, hol--
Did you, did you guys hook up?
1332
00:50:28,263 --> 00:50:30,348
-Stop it.
-Yeah, wait, what happened?
1333
00:50:30,390 --> 00:50:31,725
-Yeah, like, like, anything?
-Nothing.
1334
00:50:31,767 --> 00:50:33,226
Kissing or...
1335
00:50:33,268 --> 00:50:36,229
-We want details.
-...fingering or anything?
1336
00:50:36,271 --> 00:50:38,231
Okay. We kissed.
1337
00:50:38,273 --> 00:50:39,608
[both gasp]
1338
00:50:39,649 --> 00:50:42,110
-[chuckles] What?
-Yes, it was...
1339
00:50:42,152 --> 00:50:44,571
Okay, awkward, right?
Kind of awkward, you guys?
1340
00:50:44,613 --> 00:50:46,907
You were the one
who introduced us.
1341
00:50:46,948 --> 00:50:48,575
I know, but you know.
1342
00:50:48,617 --> 00:50:50,285
Now we share
something in common.
1343
00:50:50,327 --> 00:50:52,245
-It's just... Yeah, um...
-[phone chimes]
1344
00:50:52,287 --> 00:50:54,289
-Um, we really do.
-Did you want to...
1345
00:50:54,331 --> 00:50:55,957
-I got to... I'll be right back.
-Do you want to sign it?
1346
00:50:56,083 --> 00:50:57,626
Oh.
1347
00:50:57,667 --> 00:50:59,461
[Bette] God, I never know
what to write in these things.
1348
00:50:59,503 --> 00:51:00,837
[Alice clears throat]
1349
00:51:01,630 --> 00:51:03,048
-You okay?
-[Alice] Huh?
1350
00:51:03,090 --> 00:51:05,092
Yeah, I got to take care
of a thing.
1351
00:51:05,133 --> 00:51:07,594
So, have you heard from Eddie?
1352
00:51:07,636 --> 00:51:10,263
She is not exactly
answering my calls.
1353
00:51:10,305 --> 00:51:12,099
Are you serious?
1354
00:51:12,140 --> 00:51:13,892
Yeah.
1355
00:51:13,934 --> 00:51:16,561
Oh, Tess, I'm sorry. I...
1356
00:51:16,603 --> 00:51:19,272
I know you loved working there.
I really am sorry.
1357
00:51:19,314 --> 00:51:22,067
Something like that. Yeah.
1358
00:51:22,109 --> 00:51:23,318
Tell me.
1359
00:51:24,027 --> 00:51:27,781
I didn't love it, I needed it.
There's a difference.
1360
00:51:27,823 --> 00:51:28,949
Hi.
1361
00:51:28,990 --> 00:51:31,618
Well, let me make it up to you.
1362
00:51:31,660 --> 00:51:34,621
It's okay.
You don't owe me anything.
1363
00:51:37,207 --> 00:51:39,292
So what's going on with you two?
1364
00:51:41,503 --> 00:51:43,088
-Hi. How you doing?
-Hey.
1365
00:51:43,130 --> 00:51:44,464
-Good.
-Let's go.
1366
00:51:44,506 --> 00:51:45,674
All right. Okay.
1367
00:51:45,715 --> 00:51:47,134
You want to be quiet about it.
I get it.
1368
00:51:47,175 --> 00:51:49,469
-[Shane] Are you coming?
-Mm-hmm.
1369
00:51:49,511 --> 00:51:51,763
Thank you for inviting me.
1370
00:51:54,474 --> 00:51:56,476
-[Alice] Hey.
-Hey.
1371
00:51:56,518 --> 00:51:59,146
Hi. I got your text message.
Is everything okay?
1372
00:51:59,187 --> 00:52:01,815
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh, everything's great.
1373
00:52:01,857 --> 00:52:03,900
Oh, you look incredible,
by the way.
1374
00:52:03,942 --> 00:52:05,402
-Thank you.
-Yeah.
1375
00:52:05,443 --> 00:52:07,821
-And, uh, I didn't tell her.
-Oh, God. Okay.
1376
00:52:07,863 --> 00:52:09,739
-Thank God. Yeah.
-And you'll never tell
1377
00:52:09,781 --> 00:52:11,783
-a soul, right?
-No. Never.
1378
00:52:11,825 --> 00:52:13,869
Never. No.
1379
00:52:14,035 --> 00:52:17,455
And I think that
I can't accept your job offer.
1380
00:52:17,497 --> 00:52:22,210
We just, we, um,
we want to start a family.
1381
00:52:23,545 --> 00:52:24,671
Okay.
1382
00:52:24,713 --> 00:52:27,716
Yeah, I mean, I get it. Sure.
1383
00:52:29,217 --> 00:52:30,468
Yeah.
1384
00:52:30,510 --> 00:52:32,304
Are you okay?
1385
00:52:32,345 --> 00:52:33,346
Yeah.
1386
00:52:33,388 --> 00:52:35,348
Um, thank you.
1387
00:52:35,390 --> 00:52:37,392
-Yeah.
-I'll, uh,
1388
00:52:37,434 --> 00:52:39,519
I'll see you down there.
1389
00:52:39,561 --> 00:52:40,645
Okay.
1390
00:52:40,687 --> 00:52:42,522
-Yeah.
-All right.
1391
00:52:42,564 --> 00:52:44,482
gentle music
1392
00:52:44,524 --> 00:52:46,943
1393
00:52:51,573 --> 00:52:53,783
[sighs]
1394
00:52:54,743 --> 00:52:56,870
[strings playing
classical music]
1395
00:52:56,912 --> 00:52:58,538
[indistinct chatter]
1396
00:52:58,580 --> 00:52:59,706
-Oh, hi.
-[Shane] Hey.
1397
00:52:59,748 --> 00:53:00,999
So, where are we sitting?
1398
00:53:01,166 --> 00:53:02,417
[Bette] Uh, I saved you
a seat right here.
1399
00:53:02,459 --> 00:53:04,211
-Oh, where's Nat?
-Right behind you.
1400
00:53:04,252 --> 00:53:05,378
[laughter]
1401
00:53:05,420 --> 00:53:09,007
Oh. Who is she talking to?
Who is that?
1402
00:53:09,049 --> 00:53:11,468
-Uh, probably a caterer.
-Oh.
1403
00:53:11,509 --> 00:53:13,970
She always zeros in
on a freshly passed app, so...
1404
00:53:14,012 --> 00:53:16,932
Well, those must be some pretty
good apps, then. [chuckles]
1405
00:53:17,766 --> 00:53:19,226
-Really?
-Well, I mean, just seems
1406
00:53:19,267 --> 00:53:20,518
like they're hitting it off,
that's all.
1407
00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:21,770
Oh.
1408
00:53:23,688 --> 00:53:24,981
Okay.
Shane, will you hold these?
1409
00:53:25,148 --> 00:53:26,524
Yeah, can you grab me
one of those snacks?
1410
00:53:26,566 --> 00:53:27,901
-On a plate? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-The snacks?
1411
00:53:27,943 --> 00:53:29,653
Okay. Excuse me. Sorry.
1412
00:53:29,694 --> 00:53:31,738
-[Nat] Oh, my God...
-Excuse, excuse, excuse, excuse.
1413
00:53:31,780 --> 00:53:32,906
[Marissa]
But we got through it.
1414
00:53:32,948 --> 00:53:34,157
-Hi. Hi. Hi.
-Hi.
1415
00:53:34,199 --> 00:53:35,617
-[Marissa] Hi.
-Hi.
1416
00:53:35,659 --> 00:53:38,036
Um, the wedding is about
to start. So we should...
1417
00:53:38,203 --> 00:53:40,205
Okay, great. Um, Marissa,
this is my girlfriend A--
1418
00:53:40,247 --> 00:53:42,374
-Do what?
-Uh, I was just saying
1419
00:53:42,415 --> 00:53:44,626
that this is my girlfriend
Alice, and this is Marissa.
1420
00:53:44,668 --> 00:53:46,419
-Love your show.
-[Alice] Oh.
1421
00:53:46,461 --> 00:53:47,712
Thank you so much.
1422
00:53:47,754 --> 00:53:50,048
Uh, Marissa was just telling me
about her husband
1423
00:53:50,090 --> 00:53:52,592
and her girlfriend.
1424
00:53:52,634 --> 00:53:54,386
-Okay.
-Yeah.
1425
00:53:54,427 --> 00:53:56,554
Yeah, we tried the whole
throuple thing with her ex-wife.
1426
00:53:56,596 --> 00:53:58,223
-Nat was telling me.
-Yeah, it was no good.
1427
00:53:58,265 --> 00:54:01,268
-There were moments.
-It was, um...
1428
00:54:01,309 --> 00:54:03,436
-Yeah, highs and lows.
-I would say
1429
00:54:03,478 --> 00:54:04,854
it wasn't that great.
1430
00:54:04,896 --> 00:54:06,690
It didn't end well.
It ended poorly.
1431
00:54:06,731 --> 00:54:08,692
-It was nice meeting you.
-Oh, yeah, nice meeting you.
1432
00:54:08,733 --> 00:54:11,278
-Really nice meeting you.
-[Alice] So, oh, yeah.
1433
00:54:12,988 --> 00:54:14,447
-She's nice.
-[minister] At this time...
1434
00:54:14,489 --> 00:54:16,533
-[Nat] Yeah.
-...we'd like to ask all guests
1435
00:54:16,574 --> 00:54:17,784
to please be seated.
1436
00:54:21,663 --> 00:54:23,623
You know, she was actually
1437
00:54:23,665 --> 00:54:25,583
bringing up something
kind of interesting.
1438
00:54:25,625 --> 00:54:27,294
Was she?
1439
00:54:27,335 --> 00:54:29,254
-We can talk about it later.
-Yeah.
1440
00:54:29,296 --> 00:54:31,047
Okay.
1441
00:54:31,089 --> 00:54:32,757
[slow string music playing]
1442
00:54:32,799 --> 00:54:35,468
1443
00:54:54,029 --> 00:54:56,364
[indistinct chatter]
1444
00:55:11,796 --> 00:55:14,007
1445
00:55:19,387 --> 00:55:20,847
[exhales]
1446
00:55:32,150 --> 00:55:34,361
[crying softly]
1447
00:55:52,379 --> 00:55:54,631
1448
00:56:18,571 --> 00:56:20,824
[inhales sharply]
1449
00:56:20,865 --> 00:56:22,575
Wow.
1450
00:56:23,118 --> 00:56:26,579
You look so beautiful.
[laughs softly]
1451
00:56:27,956 --> 00:56:28,998
[chuckles softly]
1452
00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:32,377
-Just breathe.
-[breathes deeply]
1453
00:56:32,419 --> 00:56:34,421
We're getting married.
1454
00:56:34,462 --> 00:56:35,588
[both laugh]
1455
00:56:35,630 --> 00:56:37,757
[minister]
Welcome.
1456
00:56:37,799 --> 00:56:40,218
Thank you all for joining us
as we celebrate...
1457
00:56:40,260 --> 00:56:42,011
I love you so much.
1458
00:56:42,053 --> 00:56:44,722
-...Dani and Sophie.
-You know that, right?
1459
00:56:44,764 --> 00:56:47,434
When I look around
at the love that...
1460
00:56:47,475 --> 00:56:49,519
-[door opens]
-[Finley] Hello?
1461
00:56:49,561 --> 00:56:51,104
[door closes]
1462
00:56:51,146 --> 00:56:52,981
[Sophie]
Oh, shit.
1463
00:56:53,815 --> 00:56:55,275
Uh...
1464
00:56:55,316 --> 00:56:57,360
[people murmuring quietly]
1465
00:56:57,861 --> 00:57:00,071
-I might need a ride home.
-Wait, what?
1466
00:57:00,113 --> 00:57:02,449
-What do you think you're doing?
-[exhales]
1467
00:57:03,450 --> 00:57:06,619
[quiet murmuring continues]
1468
00:57:08,079 --> 00:57:09,664
-Sorry.
-[Shane] What is she doing?
1469
00:57:09,706 --> 00:57:13,126
-[Finley] Hi.
-I think I might know.
1470
00:57:15,462 --> 00:57:16,963
I, uh...
1471
00:57:18,506 --> 00:57:21,134
Oh, boy. I...
1472
00:57:21,301 --> 00:57:23,928
-I love you.
-[people gasping, murmuring]
1473
00:57:25,263 --> 00:57:26,556
I think I've always loved you,
1474
00:57:26,598 --> 00:57:28,475
and I just didn't want you
to get married
1475
00:57:28,516 --> 00:57:30,518
without all that information.
1476
00:57:31,644 --> 00:57:33,229
And if you don't feel
the same way,
1477
00:57:33,396 --> 00:57:36,065
I'll leave right now
and, you know... [scoffs]
1478
00:57:36,107 --> 00:57:39,152
this will be a great story
to tell or something. But, um...
1479
00:57:41,112 --> 00:57:43,156
I do love you. So...
1480
00:57:45,116 --> 00:57:46,743
I'm pretty sure
you love me, too.
1481
00:57:47,869 --> 00:57:49,579
S-Sophie, wh-what's going on?
1482
00:57:49,621 --> 00:57:50,955
[panting]
1483
00:57:50,997 --> 00:57:52,999
soft, dramatic music
1484
00:57:53,041 --> 00:57:54,751
Sophie,
what is she talking about?
1485
00:57:54,792 --> 00:57:56,961
1486
00:57:57,003 --> 00:57:58,338
I...
1487
00:57:58,379 --> 00:58:00,215
Hit hard, cause a scandal
1488
00:58:00,381 --> 00:58:02,675
Can't stop,
I'm hard to handle
1489
00:58:02,717 --> 00:58:04,552
Don't care if my halo dips
1490
00:58:04,594 --> 00:58:07,388
My rise to this
is worth the risk
1491
00:58:07,430 --> 00:58:09,557
Run fast, put up a champion
1492
00:58:09,599 --> 00:58:11,559
One chance to make it happen
1493
00:58:11,601 --> 00:58:13,311
Don't care if my halo dips
1494
00:58:13,436 --> 00:58:15,980
My rise to this
is worth the risk
1495
00:58:16,022 --> 00:58:18,149
Work, work, harder, harder
1496
00:58:18,191 --> 00:58:20,193
We work, work
for the dollar, dollar
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