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♪
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[cheering and applause]
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Welcome back. I'm Kelley Frakes.
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Mayor of River Creek.
[laughs]
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Now I've been speaking today
to local bookstore owners
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Katrina and...
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Gbenge. The G is silent.
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That's a very tough name for me.
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Okay, I-I'm here to help you.
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Just say, "Bang."
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Bang...
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"Guh. Gbenge."
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Ben Bradley. Great to have you.
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Not even trying.
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We'd love for you to stop by
and put some money
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back
into the north side economy.
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I give money
to the organizations
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that benefit both sides of town.
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Like the River Creek
Irish Heritage Foundation.
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Listen, Mayor, we all know the
south side is the rich side...
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Uh, what my husband means is,
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you could actually help
the north side if you...
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River Creek.
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This weekend the Industrial
Furnishing Convention
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is coming to our little town.
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It's a chance for our industrial
furnishing businesses
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to score major clients
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like hotel chains,
fast food chains
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or prisons.
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Y'all can thank me
at the polls, River Creek.
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God bless.
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I-I'm trying
to drive here, Debbie.
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I got to get my Dad to showcase
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some of my awning innovations
at that convention.
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I know if Daddie
just gave me a shot,
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I could make us all rich.
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But Daddie Dan hates your ideas.
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No, no, no. I just got to talk
to him at this barbecue
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without your Aunt Brenna around.
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She always wants to undermine
me, and I don't know why.
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She's bored
so she messes with you.
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Yep. She's your opposite.
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All subtext. You're all text.
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Same as how Roy is my opposite
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in our unspoken competition
for best son-in-law.
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[chittering]
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Well, Debbie. Yes.
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Daddie usually goes
to the I.F. Con
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as the face of the family's
awning store, but...
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Daddie Dan lost his voice
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from yelling and yelling,
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five Crowns in,
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with all his golfing buddies.
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So I got to talk for him.
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Then I'll go in his place!
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Oh, come on.
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I got ideas of how
to grow this business.
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Plus, wait for it,
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I got Town Cloud,
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which is a citywide awning
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that all buildings
in a town will share.
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Ha!
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No? Yeah, uh, that's okay.
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I can keep Town Cloud to myself.
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But, listen, Daddie,
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I promise I won't let you down.
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This weekend
I, I will even work my way
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through the small halls
all the way up
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to do a presentation
in the fabled Hall C.
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You know what?
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She might just be able
to pull this off,
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Daddie.
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Whoa. Brenna!
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You are like Loki.
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I never know
why you're doing anything.
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And almost always
the good things you do do for me
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are just tricks to make me--
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the Thor in this scenario--
look foolish
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in front of our wise,
old, kind Daddie.
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Anybody else see
our relationship this way?
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See, that crap right there.
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What? There should be
some representation
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at the Con for Daddie's company.
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[crunch]
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You can have a bite
if you want one.
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No, thanks, Roy. I'm waiting
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for the barbecue
like a gentleman.
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[snarling]
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[grunting]
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Hey, Ollie, is this
the best you can do?
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[sighs] My skills may be
adrenaline-based.
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I suck at practice.
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And golden boy Roy
is your coach?
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Yeah. The south side doesn't
have a soccer team
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'cause the rich kids
all do virtual sports.
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And the rec center
is named after him,
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due to his career in the NBA.
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Ah, short-lived.
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You got to say "short-lived
career in the NBA."
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In his first season
in the pros, he got injured,
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so he sucks in my book.
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[knocking]
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Hi, on behalf
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of the Irish Heritage
Foundation,
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I'm selling coupon pages
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for spectacular bargains
and free shit
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at all the major
fast food brands.
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The Irish Heritage Foundation?
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Yeah, it's
an organization in town
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that supports local charities.
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The coupon page is $20,
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but it pays for itself.
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Oh, uh, well, you know,
I-I don't know
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if I have any cash, really.
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Come on, man. You're white.
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Are you saying that you don't
have money for a girl like me?
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Oh, God, okay, l-l-look, you're
right, you're-you're right.
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You know what, I'm dumb.
So dumb!
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[chuckles] One sec.
Okay, look, here's 20 bucks.
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Thanks, mister. Say hello
to your kids for me.
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What did Shauna want?
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Ah, nothing. She just sold me
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some coupons for 20 bucks.
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20 bucks? Aw!
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You never bought
my Girl Scout Cookies
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back before I got kicked
out of Girl Scouts
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for eating all my cookies.
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Listen, I couldn't say no, okay?
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I'm pretty sure
she just took advantage
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of your white guilt, Dad.
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Todd, Dad's life's dream is
to have Black friends
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and to have
all Black people like him.
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Then why didn't we see
any Black people in real life
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until we moved
to the north side?
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I mean, isn't that a bit racist?
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No, see... [chuckles]
no, no, no.
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That's Shauna Bradley.
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I mean, I'm smart,
but she's cunning.
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And resourceful.
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All the teachers are
scared of her at school.
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She's got 'em all
where she wants 'em.
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Whatever, she's just a kid.
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♪
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Brenna!
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Why are you here?!
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You don't even work for Daddie!
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This is my thing.
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Hello to you, too.
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Daddie wanted me to come
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just for support.
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Oh, hon.
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Let's loosen
this look up a little.
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[groans] Get off, get off,
get off, get off!
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Come on, just bust out
those Buenos Dairies.
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Not here.
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'Cause of your Areola Grandes?
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Ha. No!
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Not really.
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What are you saying?
Are they big?
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Now, look.
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Wow.
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Yes. Okay, fine, you did good.
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To be fair, I'm hot raw
material, so don't get cocky.
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Oh, what's going on here
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with this neat thing,
little missy?
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Um, it's called innovation, bud.
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And I ain't
your little anything, okay?
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All right.
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Debbie, you probably
won't accept this,
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but men want women
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to be... a certain way.
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You're right.
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I don't accept that.
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Sure, sure, sure,
sure, sure, sure.
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Such integrity, such integrity.
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Such integrity will keep you
from selling your ideas
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and will keep you from keeping
your promise to Daddie.
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All right?
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[groans, mutters]
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All right... go on, hurry up.
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Small adjustments.
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One little technique mainly.
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Baby talk.
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Ha! Fuck no.
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Girl, aren't you smart enough
to act dumb?
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Here, watch that gal
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from Awn Point sell awnings.
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[giggles]
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Aw, thanks.
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I was hoping a nice man
would compliment my figure.
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FREDDIE:
Remember, kids.
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To celebrate
your first practice,
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all this is on Freddie.
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KIDS:
Yay!
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How about, um,
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yeah, I'll take
a 16-piece family meal
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and a small Diet Coke,
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and three dozen honeys.
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Well, fast food is
killing the planet,
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but... butterfly shrimp surf
and turf tackle box combo,
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heavy turf.
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Oh, I want the prawns,
Prawn-ald McDonald.
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Man, I'll get
whatever the chef recommends.
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Wait, a sandwich meal!
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I'll have a five-piece
extra-spicy to-go
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with this here turkey sammy.
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Hey, thanks, Freddie,
for paying for everyone.
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Ah, Roy, don't mention it.
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So, I-I want to use
these, uh, coupons
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to pay for this massive order.
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Sir...
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those coupons are a proven scam.
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Hiss! No, it isn't!
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No... [stammers] you're a racist
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for saying that, even!
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Oh, well, a boom, boom, boom,
Freddie, what's going on?
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Hey, I know you.
You're Roy Livingston.
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You're a pro. [laughs] Oh, yeah.
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Your dude here is trying to pay
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for this massive order
with scam coupons.
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Hush! [stammers]
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No, these are not a scam.
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Okay, look, a cute little Black
girl sold these to me, okay?
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So, yeah, I don't feel
very comfortable
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thinking that's even possible,
okay?
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Oh, hey, listen,
little Freddie, I can pay, man.
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I'm still pretty rich
from my stint in the pros.
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Short-lived, injury boy.
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[scoffs]
I got it.
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[exhales, grunts]
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[clears throat]
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So, uh, yeah.
Traditional awnings suck.
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My designs provide shade on your
target area
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for 96% of the day
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because they self-adjust
to follow the sun
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across the sky, right?!
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And they're solar-powered.
So win-win.
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What's the second win?
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You get it. You! Hey, you!
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You get it. Say you get it.
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[groans]
Get what, lady?
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Your tone is so unlikable,
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I can't pay attention.
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[men muttering]
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Jesus, you're
like Shrek out there.
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All mean and gross.
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Those fucks are
trying to rile me.
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Just try to act cute, a little.
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Come on.
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Be little Debbie.
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Fucking Loki.
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[clears throat]
Well, the...
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sun is a big meanie.
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[chuckles]
And my silly ideas
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are a cute way
to not sunburn my cheeks.
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-[men gasp]
-[laughs] No.
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These cheeks.
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[sighs]
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-Aha!
-Now I get it.
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How smart.
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I see, I see.
263
00:10:50,606 --> 00:10:53,478
Traditional awnings arebad.
264
00:10:53,522 --> 00:10:56,438
[indistinct chatter, clamoring]
265
00:10:56,481 --> 00:10:58,396
Oh, fuck.
266
00:11:06,578 --> 00:11:07,841
Ah!
267
00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:10,582
We got five sales
off that baby talk shit.
268
00:11:10,626 --> 00:11:13,411
You know,
Mama was the master at it.
269
00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:15,718
She used to do
all the pitching for Daddie.
270
00:11:15,762 --> 00:11:17,720
She was a beauty queen.
271
00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:20,941
She knew how to sell
anything to men.
272
00:11:20,984 --> 00:11:23,508
Well, yep, like, like they say,
273
00:11:23,552 --> 00:11:25,728
Mama was
a goddamn special woman.
274
00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:27,338
Yeah.
275
00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:29,906
She told me once,
when buying my first bra,
276
00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:33,693
that "men do not respect
your femininity
277
00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:36,957
unless you are
manipulating them with it."
278
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,046
Mom died before I got boobs.
279
00:11:39,089 --> 00:11:42,092
And Dad took me to buy
my first bra, so I guess
280
00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:43,877
I missed that terrible tip.
281
00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:46,314
Listen, lady. I'm the awning
darling at this Con!
282
00:11:46,357 --> 00:11:48,708
-So back off!
-What? What?
283
00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:51,319
I will not back off,
I'll front on.
284
00:11:51,362 --> 00:11:52,973
That doesn't make sense.
285
00:11:53,016 --> 00:11:54,801
And you're going down.
286
00:11:56,106 --> 00:11:59,153
You gonna let that cheap tramp
take what's yours?
287
00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:00,720
[laughs]:
No!
288
00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:03,505
-What is she taking?
-Uh, all the sales!
289
00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:05,725
You should outsell
Awn Point this year.
290
00:12:05,768 --> 00:12:08,031
That would blow Daddie's mind.
291
00:12:08,075 --> 00:12:09,903
I do want to impress him,
Brenna.
292
00:12:09,946 --> 00:12:12,166
And I do want to sell my ideas.
293
00:12:12,209 --> 00:12:14,255
They could hit big
294
00:12:14,298 --> 00:12:16,605
if we got a big buy
from a big chain, imagine it!
295
00:12:16,648 --> 00:12:19,913
I mean, ha, my innovations
speak for themselves.
296
00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:21,741
Well, they haven't yet.
297
00:12:21,784 --> 00:12:23,438
But they'll sell.
298
00:12:23,481 --> 00:12:25,832
You just got to be open
to playing this game.
299
00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:28,095
Mama's style.
300
00:12:30,532 --> 00:12:32,795
Look, here's Shauna's Facebook.
301
00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:35,058
Okay, so maybe...
302
00:12:35,102 --> 00:12:36,843
she did trick me.
303
00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:38,540
Oh, right.
304
00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:41,064
She's Gbenge and Katrina's kid.
305
00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:43,023
Oh, man, those people rule.
306
00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:45,503
Shit! How-- what can
I do here to get justice
307
00:12:45,547 --> 00:12:47,331
without looking like a racist?
308
00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:49,029
Maybe stop worrying
about how you look
309
00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:50,813
and worry about what you do.
310
00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:53,860
No, no, no, no, no, no.
That's insane talk.
311
00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:00,997
We are gonna go from Hall Zero
312
00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:03,608
to Hall C, so...
313
00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:06,002
seem a little more vulnerable.
314
00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:07,830
[cheering, applause]
315
00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:09,614
[laughing]:
I'm tired.
316
00:13:09,658 --> 00:13:11,573
So, um...
317
00:13:11,616 --> 00:13:13,401
what is an awning anyway?
318
00:13:13,444 --> 00:13:14,532
[laughs]
319
00:13:14,576 --> 00:13:16,012
[cheering, clamoring]
320
00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:17,753
[growling]
321
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,407
I'm no expert,
322
00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:20,843
but... do I look
323
00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:23,411
pretty under this big,
strong awning?
324
00:13:23,454 --> 00:13:25,239
[cheering, clamoring]
325
00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:27,545
Oh, yeah? [whoops]
326
00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:29,243
Oh, wow.
327
00:13:29,286 --> 00:13:31,027
Oh, okay.
328
00:13:31,071 --> 00:13:32,986
She's good.
329
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,902
Um... [giggles]
330
00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:37,033
Oh, let me think.
331
00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:38,426
I'll try anyway, right?
332
00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:39,993
You guys are so smart!
333
00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:41,951
Do you think the sun moves?
334
00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:44,388
[cheering, clamoring]
335
00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:47,174
Tell me what you think
about awnings.
336
00:13:47,217 --> 00:13:49,524
-Pwease?
-[cheering, clamoring]
337
00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:51,047
Hey, are we going
too far with all this?
338
00:13:51,091 --> 00:13:53,310
Oh, no, we got some real
339
00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:54,964
big potential clients out there.
340
00:13:55,008 --> 00:13:57,401
Holiday Inn. Hampton Inn...
341
00:13:57,445 --> 00:13:59,839
Steven Tyler.
342
00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:01,362
This is what you have to do
343
00:14:01,405 --> 00:14:03,059
to get your ideas
out there, Debbie.
344
00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:05,714
Yeah. All right.
[whooping]
345
00:14:05,757 --> 00:14:07,759
Let's do it.
346
00:14:07,803 --> 00:14:08,935
[cheering, clamoring]
347
00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:10,893
Yeah, that's nice!
348
00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:12,416
Hi, boys!
349
00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:14,679
You ready to talk about awnings?
350
00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:16,725
[giggles]
351
00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:23,253
Lil' Deb has outsold
Awn Point this year.
352
00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:25,603
She's cuter than their girl.
353
00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:27,562
And, and, and tell him
I'm going to present awnings
354
00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:30,130
in Hall C-- I did it, Daddie!
355
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,137
[gasps, sighs]
356
00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:39,008
♪
357
00:14:40,227 --> 00:14:41,750
FREDDIE:
So what do you think I should do
358
00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:43,621
-about the whole Shauna thing?
-Babe,
359
00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:46,537
this girl sees you are
a sweet and caring man
360
00:14:46,581 --> 00:14:48,539
who doesn't want to hurt anyone,
361
00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:50,280
and she's manipulating
that situation.
362
00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:51,629
So confront her.
363
00:14:51,673 --> 00:14:53,718
Ooh, you think I'm sweet, huh?
364
00:14:53,762 --> 00:14:55,590
-[Debbie grunts]
-[Freddie purrs]
365
00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:58,288
I do, babe.
366
00:14:58,332 --> 00:15:00,421
So tell me. Tell me straight.
367
00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:03,337
Am I selling out who I am
by acting young and sexy
368
00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:06,340
-to sell my ideas?
-Hey, it's not selling out, babe,
369
00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:08,951
it's buying in-- you're getting
your ideas out there.
370
00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:11,388
-It works.
-Do you like me better
371
00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:12,912
[baby talk]:
when I talk like this?
372
00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:14,739
And act like this?
373
00:15:14,783 --> 00:15:17,003
-Huh?
-Ugh, God!
374
00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:19,353
Don't, don't you ever bring
that into our bedroom, babe.
375
00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:21,964
That's gross and sick!
[hisses, grunts]
376
00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:23,792
Wha...? Freddie, wait, what?!
377
00:15:23,835 --> 00:15:26,751
Sorry, look, babe, I-I'm all for
you using that stuff to sell.
378
00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:28,753
But I like women, not girls.
379
00:15:28,797 --> 00:15:30,799
Just like Prince taught me.
380
00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:38,067
[chuckles]
381
00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:39,373
[indistinct chatter]
382
00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:41,027
Okay, okay, okay,
okay, okay, okay.
383
00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:43,377
Hall C, yes! Let's do this!
384
00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:46,554
Brenna, a Shirley Temple dress?
385
00:15:46,597 --> 00:15:47,990
God!
386
00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:49,600
It's Hall C.
387
00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:51,298
You promised Daddie.
388
00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:54,301
I don't know, man, this is...
389
00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:55,998
gross.
390
00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:57,391
It is.
391
00:15:57,434 --> 00:16:00,002
But this is the last one.
392
00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:02,178
And guess who's here.
393
00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:04,137
McDonald's.
394
00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:06,052
What? Mc-fucking-Donald's?
395
00:16:06,095 --> 00:16:08,619
Yeah, but McDonald's
396
00:16:08,663 --> 00:16:10,752
is all about youth markets.
397
00:16:10,795 --> 00:16:14,060
Come on, you could earn so much
more for Daddie's company.
398
00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:16,453
And he'll be so proud of you,
399
00:16:16,497 --> 00:16:18,020
as he was for our mama.
400
00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:19,761
Don't throw it all away
401
00:16:19,804 --> 00:16:21,545
after you came this far
402
00:16:21,589 --> 00:16:23,156
selling your ideas,
403
00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:24,548
doing all this stuff
404
00:16:24,592 --> 00:16:25,810
you felt wrong about.
405
00:16:25,854 --> 00:16:28,248
Just do this last one,
406
00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:30,206
and you're done.
407
00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:33,993
Hey, yeah, it's nice they named
this place after me, but
408
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:36,256
why "memorial"? I-I didn't die.
409
00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:38,823
Well, with your injury,
you kind of did.
410
00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:43,915
Hey there, Shauna.
411
00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:45,526
Irish Heritage, huh?
412
00:16:45,569 --> 00:16:47,571
They sponsor us. I'm the coach.
413
00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:49,486
Wow. Imagine that.
414
00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:52,446
So, listen, uh, Shauna,
I don't want to say it,
415
00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:54,230
but the businesses around town
416
00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:55,579
have got it
into their dumb heads
417
00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:58,626
that, well,
that your coupon page is...
418
00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:01,411
a scam. So, here.
419
00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:05,154
Look, you sold me
that scam coupon page.
420
00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:06,634
And you still have my money.
421
00:17:06,677 --> 00:17:08,679
All right, so how about we bet
422
00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:10,507
on the first half of this game.
423
00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:12,292
I say your team beats mine.
424
00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:14,642
'Cause we suck.
425
00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:17,993
Pass it over here, man! Pa...
426
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,343
You're-you're not, you're
not passing it, you got to...
427
00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:21,344
Dude, you got to pass it.
428
00:17:21,388 --> 00:17:23,085
My best is bad.
429
00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:26,480
So to get my 20 back, you want
me to bet on which team...
430
00:17:26,523 --> 00:17:29,439
will lose?
You think your team will lose,
431
00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:31,485
-I bet Ollie's will?
-Yep.
432
00:17:31,528 --> 00:17:33,748
But double or nothing.
433
00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:36,490
-And just for the first half.
-Done.
434
00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:38,579
-[whistle blows]
-[grunting]
435
00:17:44,715 --> 00:17:46,717
-[gasps]
-[whistle blows]
436
00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:48,632
J.K.R.P.T.O.
437
00:17:48,676 --> 00:17:50,982
Just keep running plays through
Ollie. I knew you'd be great.
438
00:17:51,026 --> 00:17:53,246
I guess my adrenaline kicked in.
439
00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:55,552
Great, great.
Yeah, all right, go team.
440
00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:57,902
Look, hey, baby,
uh, pace yourself, okay?
441
00:17:57,946 --> 00:18:00,209
Isn't that enough for you
for the first half?
442
00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:02,472
Fuck no!
443
00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:05,084
[grunts]
444
00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:08,870
-[whistle blows]
-That's halftime.
445
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:15,920
Ollie, kids, uh,
c-can you guys excuse
446
00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:17,618
me and Shauna for a second?
447
00:18:17,661 --> 00:18:19,968
-How'd you know she'd be good?
-Come on, what?
448
00:18:20,011 --> 00:18:22,144
You got no faith in your kids?
449
00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:24,929
Oh, okay, well, let's bet again.
450
00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:26,844
Huh? For the second half.
451
00:18:26,888 --> 00:18:28,977
This time I bet we beat you.
452
00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:31,022
You're on.
453
00:18:31,066 --> 00:18:32,894
Okay, Ollie, leave it all
on the field, okay?
454
00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:34,200
Get all the minutes.
455
00:18:34,243 --> 00:18:35,810
Just do what you did
in the first half, okay?
456
00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:38,291
-No. I'm out.
-Why?! What? Why?
457
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:40,510
I'm boycotting playing
because bees
458
00:18:40,554 --> 00:18:42,077
are getting stepped on
out there.
459
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,905
[whistle blows]
All right, team, go have fun!
460
00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:45,385
Make Ollie play, Roy.
461
00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:47,169
No can do. Totally respect her
462
00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:48,910
compassionate point
about the bees.
463
00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:59,747
You told her about
the bees, didn't you?
464
00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:02,228
You put that together,
or did you need
465
00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:04,143
one of these children
to tell you?
466
00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:06,797
Don't push it, you little shark.
467
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,845
When the hot, hot sunny sun
468
00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:13,413
tippy-toes across the sky,
469
00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:16,807
Mr. Regular Awning will
cast shade over here
470
00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:19,288
[gasps] Oh, no!
471
00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:20,550
[giggles]
472
00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:22,683
Mr. Awning should be able
473
00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:24,946
to scoot over there, too,
474
00:19:24,989 --> 00:19:28,515
to block that hot, hot sun!
475
00:19:28,558 --> 00:19:30,908
-Right, boys?
-[cheering, clamoring]
476
00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:34,521
[whimpering]
477
00:19:35,565 --> 00:19:38,133
-[grunts]
-[cheering, clamoring]
478
00:19:39,134 --> 00:19:42,181
Oh, she is so helpless.
479
00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:44,008
I'm-I'm-- I've got to be in.
480
00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:51,973
Okay, listen.
481
00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:55,890
Guys, my designs
put shade on your target area
482
00:19:55,933 --> 00:19:58,762
for 96% of the day.
483
00:19:58,806 --> 00:20:01,287
What happened?
I literally can't hear her.
484
00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:03,463
Is something wrong with the mic?
485
00:20:03,506 --> 00:20:05,421
I can't hear a word
she's saying,
486
00:20:05,465 --> 00:20:07,989
but her body language
is so off-putting, man.
487
00:20:08,032 --> 00:20:09,686
I'm out.
488
00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:12,167
Hey! Listen, you fuckers!
489
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,822
You were in on this idea
a second ago!
490
00:20:14,865 --> 00:20:17,259
I humiliated myself all weekend
491
00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:18,826
to get these sales!
[stammers]
492
00:20:18,869 --> 00:20:20,697
Where do you think
you're going, buddy?
493
00:20:20,741 --> 00:20:22,612
-[indistinct chatter]
-A waste of time.
494
00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:23,657
Just a waste of my time.
495
00:20:30,794 --> 00:20:33,275
[baby voice]:
Don't you just wuv this awning?
496
00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:35,277
I have a master's degwee.
497
00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:36,626
[slurping bottle]
498
00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:38,889
[cheering, clamoring]
499
00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:40,369
Don't start.
500
00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:43,111
A Manhattan, please, hon.
[chuckles]
501
00:20:43,154 --> 00:20:44,678
I just got to know, was all this
502
00:20:44,721 --> 00:20:46,636
more of your Loki and Thor shit?
503
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,682
Did you know it would be
more fun for you
504
00:20:48,725 --> 00:20:50,988
to watch me crash and burn
on the biggest stage?
505
00:20:51,032 --> 00:20:54,470
[gasps]
I'm not that conniving.
506
00:20:54,514 --> 00:20:56,385
Am I? [chuckles]
507
00:20:56,429 --> 00:20:58,648
Yes, you are.
508
00:20:58,692 --> 00:21:00,694
Well, listen.
509
00:21:00,737 --> 00:21:03,523
Your ideas are great.
510
00:21:03,566 --> 00:21:06,395
But leave the pitching
to Daddie.
511
00:21:06,439 --> 00:21:08,267
You think my ideas are great?
512
00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:10,660
[chuckles]
Well...
513
00:21:10,704 --> 00:21:12,836
-cheers!
-Oh, no.
514
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:14,490
This one's for you, too.
515
00:21:14,534 --> 00:21:17,014
I've already had
my four ounces of wine today.
516
00:21:17,058 --> 00:21:19,060
Later, sis.
517
00:21:27,068 --> 00:21:29,723
Hey, man, look, I-I gave Shauna
20 bucks. I need it back.
518
00:21:29,766 --> 00:21:31,768
[stammers]
What are you talking about?
519
00:21:31,812 --> 00:21:34,597
Look, she-she sold me some
coupons for fast food and...
520
00:21:34,641 --> 00:21:36,207
[stammers] I can't believe
it's true,
521
00:21:36,251 --> 00:21:39,646
because Shauna's so cool
and everything, but...
522
00:21:39,689 --> 00:21:41,865
turns out, they're a scam.
523
00:21:41,909 --> 00:21:43,867
How do you know it's a scam?
524
00:21:43,911 --> 00:21:45,565
Did you go to the right ones?
525
00:21:45,608 --> 00:21:46,740
Uh, come again?
526
00:21:46,783 --> 00:21:49,395
You got to go
to the right franchises.
527
00:21:49,438 --> 00:21:50,787
That's what she told me.
528
00:21:50,831 --> 00:21:53,050
I've got
three of those coupon pages
529
00:21:53,094 --> 00:21:54,922
I have been waiting
to cash in...
530
00:21:54,965 --> 00:21:57,054
Oh, wait. Wait.
531
00:21:57,098 --> 00:21:59,100
Uh, oh-oh, shit!
532
00:21:59,143 --> 00:22:02,712
She got you and me both
on this one.
533
00:22:02,756 --> 00:22:04,540
Goddamn it!
534
00:22:04,584 --> 00:22:06,716
H-Hold on one second.
535
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,762
[bottle caps pop]
536
00:22:11,852 --> 00:22:14,245
You know, I've always wondered
how this would feel.
537
00:22:14,289 --> 00:22:16,944
A guy like me fitting in
with a guy like you.
538
00:22:16,987 --> 00:22:19,250
Shit. Just two dads,
539
00:22:19,294 --> 00:22:21,252
drinking some Buds, talking.
540
00:22:21,296 --> 00:22:22,906
Oh, man!
541
00:22:22,950 --> 00:22:25,039
So, uh, you know this...
542
00:22:25,082 --> 00:22:27,084
Irish Heritage Foundation?
543
00:22:27,128 --> 00:22:29,435
Yeah. That's the favorite
charity or whatever
544
00:22:29,478 --> 00:22:32,525
of Kelley Frakes and all sorts
of rich white people, right?
545
00:22:32,568 --> 00:22:35,354
No, man. That is just Shauna.
546
00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:38,008
She set it up knowing white
folks would give money to it.
547
00:22:38,052 --> 00:22:40,184
She uses it to fund
her soccer team.
548
00:22:40,228 --> 00:22:43,144
And she funnels money
to her school through it.
549
00:22:43,187 --> 00:22:44,624
Oh, she's good. She's real good.
550
00:22:44,667 --> 00:22:46,016
I didn't even see the header
551
00:22:46,060 --> 00:22:47,235
when I bought
these coupons from her.
552
00:22:47,278 --> 00:22:50,412
[chuckles]
Wow, she's like a Robin Hood.
553
00:22:50,456 --> 00:22:52,240
That's so cool, man.
554
00:22:52,283 --> 00:22:54,373
Now, d-do you mind if I get,
like, a selfie here,
555
00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:57,071
or is that-that cool...?
556
00:23:00,814 --> 00:23:03,164
[laughs]
557
00:23:06,254 --> 00:23:09,562
I couldn't do
the baby talk thing, either.
558
00:23:09,605 --> 00:23:12,260
I did do it a long time ago,
but I gave it up.
559
00:23:12,303 --> 00:23:14,784
And now I'm the head
560
00:23:14,828 --> 00:23:17,221
of the Jolly Night Inn
hotel chain.
561
00:23:17,265 --> 00:23:19,049
Yeah? No shit?
562
00:23:19,093 --> 00:23:21,443
No shit, listen.
563
00:23:21,487 --> 00:23:24,272
[whispers]:
I am Shirley Temple.
564
00:23:24,315 --> 00:23:27,710
But... Shirley Temple died.
565
00:23:27,754 --> 00:23:30,539
That's what I wanted
the world to believe.
566
00:23:30,583 --> 00:23:34,456
I had to maintain
that cutesy baby persona
567
00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:36,458
throughout my career
as a movie star,
568
00:23:36,502 --> 00:23:39,635
then as a diplomat
and as an ambassador.
569
00:23:39,679 --> 00:23:42,116
That's why I decided
to fake my own death
570
00:23:42,159 --> 00:23:44,945
and become a powerful
businesswoman in my old age.
571
00:23:44,988 --> 00:23:46,686
You know,
572
00:23:46,729 --> 00:23:49,602
you're a very smart gal.
573
00:23:49,645 --> 00:23:53,214
Seriously. I heard about
the self-adjusting awnings.
574
00:23:53,257 --> 00:23:55,259
I'm intrigued.
575
00:23:55,303 --> 00:23:57,305
Really? Okay.
576
00:23:57,348 --> 00:23:59,829
Let me tell you about
a little something called
577
00:23:59,873 --> 00:24:02,353
Town Cloud.
578
00:24:02,397 --> 00:24:04,704
Yeah, it's a huge, shared awning
579
00:24:04,747 --> 00:24:07,576
that an entire town can share
so that we block out
580
00:24:07,620 --> 00:24:09,796
that bastard sun,
but at the same time,
581
00:24:09,839 --> 00:24:12,581
we exploit all its power
with solar panels.
582
00:24:12,625 --> 00:24:15,236
So, like, if you're, like, if
you're the sun. No, you stand...
583
00:24:15,279 --> 00:24:16,933
-Wait, where are you going?
-You know what, forget it.
584
00:24:16,977 --> 00:24:18,718
Good luck out there, Debbie.
585
00:24:18,761 --> 00:24:20,459
And forget we ever met.
586
00:24:20,502 --> 00:24:22,243
Shirley Temple's dead.
587
00:24:25,942 --> 00:24:28,118
Goddamn it.
588
00:24:28,162 --> 00:24:30,469
World ain't ready for me.
589
00:24:35,125 --> 00:24:38,477
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591
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