Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:01:52,447 --> 00:01:55,991
In the end of Ching Dynasty
Chan Mon-gut, a famous lawyer...
2
00:01:55,992 --> 00:01:57,284
was a cocky, wise and cunning brain-truster
3
00:01:57,285 --> 00:01:58,744
He loved to play jokes on others
4
00:01:58,745 --> 00:02:00,245
and raise hob to make
himself proud and happy
5
00:02:00,246 --> 00:02:02,165
That's why he had numerous enemies
6
00:02:02,206 --> 00:02:06,126
One day, Hung Sat-fat
the head of the Beggar's Gang
7
00:02:06,127 --> 00:02:07,836
was persuaded by his fellows
8
00:02:07,837 --> 00:02:10,089
and thus came to Chan's house
to settle a score with Chan
9
00:02:10,256 --> 00:02:13,300
But why and when they've become enemies,
10
00:02:13,301 --> 00:02:15,386
no one knows.
11
00:02:20,183 --> 00:02:24,395
Give away... get your ass out of here.
12
00:02:28,650 --> 00:02:29,525
Chan Mon-gut, you bastard!
13
00:02:29,526 --> 00:02:31,527
I want to have a duel with you today!
14
00:02:38,034 --> 00:02:41,496
Shit! Master, we are in
deep shit this time!
15
00:02:46,501 --> 00:02:51,129
Master...
16
00:02:51,130 --> 00:02:52,924
Foon, I have been waiting for you.
17
00:02:53,383 --> 00:03:00,764
Honey bear, single, double
honey bear touches the ground...
18
00:03:00,765 --> 00:03:04,519
Honey bear turns around!
19
00:03:04,644 --> 00:03:08,731
Honey bear, honey bear. Get away!
20
00:03:08,898 --> 00:03:11,400
Master...
21
00:03:11,401 --> 00:03:13,736
Hung Sat-fat comes to make troubles.
22
00:03:13,778 --> 00:03:14,904
Really?
23
00:03:17,490 --> 00:03:19,116
Master, you must have
though of some solutions.
24
00:03:19,117 --> 00:03:20,200
Of course not!
25
00:03:20,201 --> 00:03:23,246
Since you look ugly,
that's why I gave you a kick.
26
00:03:23,538 --> 00:03:24,705
Don't let me see you again.
27
00:03:24,706 --> 00:03:27,124
Otherwise I think I can't control
myself and will give you another kick.
28
00:03:27,125 --> 00:03:29,751
Master's thought is
really wide and striking!
29
00:03:29,752 --> 00:03:31,795
You're brilliant, that's why people
call you King of brain-trusters.
30
00:03:31,796 --> 00:03:34,297
Don't flatter me like this.
31
00:03:34,298 --> 00:03:36,091
You're giving me much pressure, old bean.
32
00:03:36,092 --> 00:03:37,468
That's right...
33
00:03:40,096 --> 00:03:43,725
Chan Mon-gut, come out, come out!
34
00:03:44,142 --> 00:03:47,978
Come out!
35
00:03:47,979 --> 00:03:50,147
Do you know that your God-father
36
00:03:50,148 --> 00:03:51,314
has come for you?
37
00:03:51,315 --> 00:03:53,151
Are you afraid of me?
38
00:03:53,192 --> 00:03:54,276
If you don't come out,
39
00:03:54,277 --> 00:03:55,986
I'll ruin your ancestor's graves. Master.
40
00:03:55,987 --> 00:03:58,507
And I'll smash their bones and
feed the chickens with the ashes.
41
00:03:58,656 --> 00:04:01,451
Come out...
42
00:04:11,836 --> 00:04:13,963
Boss, there are some words
written on the stone.
43
00:04:14,005 --> 00:04:15,631
What's that shit?
44
00:04:15,673 --> 00:04:18,050
Visitors should knock the door.
45
00:04:18,426 --> 00:04:20,052
How dare he!
46
00:04:32,064 --> 00:04:33,523
Chan Mon-gut, listen!
47
00:04:33,524 --> 00:04:36,485
I'll count to three, if you don't raise
your hands up and surrender,
48
00:04:36,486 --> 00:04:38,195
we will rush into your place.
49
00:04:38,196 --> 00:04:39,529
Alright.
50
00:04:39,530 --> 00:04:41,491
It doesn't seem to be a joke.
51
00:04:41,699 --> 00:04:43,534
What'll we do now?
52
00:04:52,919 --> 00:04:54,795
Master, they are setting
fire at the rear exit.
53
00:04:54,796 --> 00:04:56,923
Nothing strange, we've just set fire.
54
00:05:01,344 --> 00:05:02,261
One!
55
00:05:02,262 --> 00:05:03,888
Shit...
56
00:05:06,224 --> 00:05:07,558
Two!
57
00:05:09,602 --> 00:05:10,895
Two and a half!
58
00:05:11,354 --> 00:05:12,647
Three!
59
00:05:14,023 --> 00:05:16,191
Don't push me, otherwise
I'll kill the hostage.
60
00:05:16,192 --> 00:05:17,818
Save me... Brother Hung, save me!
61
00:05:17,819 --> 00:05:20,071
Alright, pour the shit and urine on him.
62
00:05:28,955 --> 00:05:32,541
Ghost...
63
00:05:32,542 --> 00:05:35,837
What a haunted house!
64
00:05:36,087 --> 00:05:38,797
They are too ignorant!
They haven't seen glass at all.
65
00:05:38,798 --> 00:05:40,257
Master, you bought this piece of glass
when you visited Germany last time,
66
00:05:40,258 --> 00:05:42,008
until now, I've just known its function!
67
00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:45,346
Why do you hold your breath? Am I stinking?
68
00:05:53,396 --> 00:05:57,023
Chan Mon-gut, can't you imagine that?
God helps me too!
69
00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:59,068
The rain rinses my body!
70
00:06:02,613 --> 00:06:04,364
Heavier rain please!
71
00:06:04,365 --> 00:06:05,783
Brother Hung.
72
00:06:06,492 --> 00:06:08,369
This way, brother Hung.
73
00:06:09,245 --> 00:06:10,829
What a beggar! He's got
more brawn than brain.
74
00:06:10,830 --> 00:06:14,040
Foolhardy! They just think
violence can solve everything.
75
00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:17,169
See, I am giving you face
for treating you to urine only.
76
00:06:17,879 --> 00:06:20,590
You want more? I'll pour it on your face.
77
00:06:29,390 --> 00:06:31,308
Boss...
78
00:06:31,309 --> 00:06:33,560
No, I have just stooled.
79
00:06:33,561 --> 00:06:35,771
I can't hold it too!
80
00:06:37,189 --> 00:06:39,233
Help me! Don't go!
81
00:06:51,579 --> 00:06:53,455
Those bastards drank the urine
which I've added with cathartics.
82
00:06:53,456 --> 00:06:55,416
They will learn a big lesson!
83
00:06:59,587 --> 00:07:07,678
So poor!
84
00:07:10,890 --> 00:07:12,557
Boss, don't you think the paper money
will bring bad luck?
85
00:07:12,558 --> 00:07:15,078
What do you want to clean your ass with?
Paper money or fingers?
86
00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:31,868
Do you feel itchy...
87
00:07:31,869 --> 00:07:36,248
deep inside your anus...
that's like being bitten by insects?
88
00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:40,211
Chan Mon-gut's got it again!
89
00:07:47,635 --> 00:07:51,055
Don't panic, there's no shit on it.
But only words.
90
00:07:52,348 --> 00:07:53,765
Hung Sat-fat, you bastard,
91
00:07:53,766 --> 00:07:56,851
the paper money
which you used to clean your ass...
92
00:07:56,852 --> 00:08:00,939
was soaked in Poisonous Herbal Oil.
93
00:08:00,940 --> 00:08:04,359
Once you feel itchy,
either you stop yourself from tickling,
94
00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:07,946
or you can never stop tickling
until your anus bleeds and breaks.
95
00:08:07,947 --> 00:08:09,531
Why didn't your lips move
96
00:08:09,532 --> 00:08:11,032
but I still heard you speaking?
97
00:08:11,033 --> 00:08:12,659
However, I don't think that's your voice.
98
00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:15,329
Because that's my voice over.
99
00:08:15,705 --> 00:08:17,832
How is it? Do you feel itchy?
100
00:08:20,334 --> 00:08:24,213
Mosquitoes bit me, I feel itchy,
I can't help tickling!
101
00:08:24,672 --> 00:08:27,298
Ready, one two three four.
102
00:08:27,299 --> 00:08:30,969
It's so itchy... so itchy...
103
00:08:30,970 --> 00:08:34,681
Come on, put some Super
Ointment on my wound!
104
00:08:34,682 --> 00:08:37,184
Hey! Here comes the Super Ointment.
105
00:08:38,769 --> 00:08:40,146
Thank you. You're welcome.
106
00:08:46,152 --> 00:08:47,861
Chan Mon-gut, I fail!
107
00:08:47,862 --> 00:08:49,363
Give us the antidote.
108
00:08:50,781 --> 00:08:52,825
Sure! To save time,
109
00:08:52,867 --> 00:08:55,118
I've asked Mr. Li to be our witness.
110
00:08:55,119 --> 00:08:57,204
Greet me God-brother, come on!
111
00:09:02,501 --> 00:09:04,711
Greet him... God...
112
00:09:04,712 --> 00:09:06,463
Mr. Li is so busy
but he still comes to give me a hand,
113
00:09:06,464 --> 00:09:08,007
I'm so glad!
114
00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:09,299
Cause you have pretty girls for me!
115
00:09:09,300 --> 00:09:11,176
Am I nice to you?
116
00:09:11,177 --> 00:09:12,470
Be quick!
117
00:09:13,596 --> 00:09:16,015
I prefer cutting my arm
to losing me face in front of you.
118
00:09:17,808 --> 00:09:20,351
What a great hero!
119
00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:22,270
I won't let you greet
me God-brother either.
120
00:09:22,271 --> 00:09:23,438
Foon. Yes.
121
00:09:23,439 --> 00:09:24,814
In order to save time,
122
00:09:24,815 --> 00:09:27,818
we've prepared the antidote for you all.
123
00:09:33,949 --> 00:09:34,700
Silver?
124
00:09:34,701 --> 00:09:36,451
You can stuff it into your anus,
125
00:09:36,452 --> 00:09:39,538
since your fingers can't reach it,
so you can't tickle any more.
126
00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:42,499
Good! He stuffed it into his anus
without a second thought.
127
00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:45,418
What a brave hero!
128
00:09:45,419 --> 00:09:46,170
I love you so much.
129
00:09:46,171 --> 00:09:47,545
- Foon!
- Yes!
130
00:09:47,546 --> 00:09:48,713
Master is kidding you.
131
00:09:48,714 --> 00:09:51,091
This is for you to buy 0.2 tael of
Chuen-bei, 0.3 tael of tuckahoe,
132
00:09:51,092 --> 00:09:51,967
four pieces of prunella,
133
00:09:51,968 --> 00:09:53,718
boil with 4 bowls of water
into a teaspoonful of medicine,
134
00:09:53,719 --> 00:09:56,805
then pour it into your anus,
it'll cure you immediately.
135
00:09:56,806 --> 00:09:59,558
7 days later, you won't feel
itchy anymore, guaranteed!
136
00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,643
And it'll soften the skin of your ass too!
137
00:10:01,644 --> 00:10:02,603
I give money out.
138
00:10:02,604 --> 00:10:04,647
Brother Hung, please rise.
139
00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:10,027
You are a respectable hero!
140
00:10:10,653 --> 00:10:12,822
I don't think it's wise
for us to be enemies.
141
00:10:12,947 --> 00:10:14,405
Now, Hong Kong Island,
Kowloon and the New Territories...
142
00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:15,865
are conquered by foreigners.
143
00:10:15,866 --> 00:10:19,911
Facing the national threat,
we should forget our own animosities.
144
00:10:19,912 --> 00:10:23,791
We should ally ourselves
to fight against foreign enemies.
145
00:10:23,833 --> 00:10:25,166
Now I...
146
00:10:25,167 --> 00:10:28,253
As your God-brother, have my toast!
147
00:10:28,254 --> 00:10:30,296
Stop dreaming!
I hate you for the rest of my life!
148
00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:33,467
But I adore you anyways,
my dear God-brother! Go
149
00:10:33,509 --> 00:10:35,344
Let's go!
150
00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:44,102
- Foon.
- Yes, master.
151
00:10:44,103 --> 00:10:46,980
Forgiveness is a good
deed, have you got it?
152
00:10:46,981 --> 00:10:48,440
Yes, master.
153
00:10:48,607 --> 00:10:50,859
You are too cocky
to say such thing after a victory.
154
00:10:50,860 --> 00:10:52,193
I admire you so much.
155
00:10:52,194 --> 00:10:53,653
Well, let's go to the club,
you'll be the boss of course.
156
00:10:53,654 --> 00:10:54,654
Should I pay again?
157
00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:55,573
I suppose you're sophisticated
enough for this.
158
00:10:55,574 --> 00:10:57,116
Of course. Let's go.
159
00:11:07,585 --> 00:11:09,919
Mr. Chan wait, let me give you a quiz.
160
00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:11,212
A black cat is black in color,
a white cat is white in color,
161
00:11:11,213 --> 00:11:12,673
how about a panda?
162
00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:14,967
It's too difficult for me.
163
00:11:15,301 --> 00:11:16,968
A panda is a panda,
164
00:11:16,969 --> 00:11:18,469
actually, it's not a cat.
165
00:11:18,470 --> 00:11:20,264
Right!
166
00:11:20,389 --> 00:11:21,472
Let me give you another quiz.
167
00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:24,184
There is a long word,
168
00:11:24,185 --> 00:11:26,686
from the beginning to the end,
the distance is one mile.
169
00:11:26,687 --> 00:11:27,897
What's it?
170
00:11:28,397 --> 00:11:30,356
May I have some congee?
171
00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:31,859
Can't you answer it?
172
00:11:32,109 --> 00:11:34,736
The answer is... Smiles.
173
00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:37,364
- Bravo!
- Many people thought it's Chinese character.
174
00:11:38,991 --> 00:11:40,158
Well, what a party here!
175
00:11:40,159 --> 00:11:42,202
Why not tell us some great idea?
176
00:11:42,203 --> 00:11:44,579
No, I just earn a living
by my sharp-tongue.
177
00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:46,289
If I had any smart ideas,
I wouldn't have been sitting here.
178
00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:47,208
Come on, let's eat, come on...
179
00:11:47,209 --> 00:11:50,127
You are famous for tricks,
why not tell us some great ideas?
180
00:11:50,211 --> 00:11:51,878
That's right, come on!
181
00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:54,882
You must have something great in mind.
Come on.
182
00:12:01,096 --> 00:12:04,266
No, you are flattering me!
183
00:12:28,624 --> 00:12:29,333
What's the matter?
184
00:12:29,334 --> 00:12:31,167
People said you always
have smug calculations,
185
00:12:31,168 --> 00:12:32,377
practical and mean.
186
00:12:32,378 --> 00:12:36,090
You are really practical!
You won't tell if we don't pay, right?
187
00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:39,259
We are rich and handsome,
everyone knows it.
188
00:12:39,260 --> 00:12:40,760
You're really handsome!
189
00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:42,720
That's right, we are so handsome,
190
00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:45,056
but the restaurant we are running
is making no profit!
191
00:12:45,057 --> 00:12:46,557
So we'd like you to think something for us
192
00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:47,643
to grow the business.
193
00:12:47,685 --> 00:12:52,064
It's party time, why are you so serious
to talk about business?
194
00:12:52,314 --> 00:12:55,024
You are really something!
Money harms friendship.
195
00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:56,109
But, Mr. Chan,
196
00:12:56,110 --> 00:12:58,486
friendship doesn't exist among us,
197
00:12:58,487 --> 00:12:59,821
we'd better talk about money!
198
00:12:59,822 --> 00:13:01,739
You are really wise,
199
00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:03,825
well... change all the girls.
200
00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:07,537
The first thing to do is to have
some girls who really look like girls.
201
00:13:07,538 --> 00:13:09,247
We've changed many times.
202
00:13:09,248 --> 00:13:12,333
They are supposed to be the best,
you can see that.
203
00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:13,835
Mr. Chan, you don't match
the name Brain-truster.
204
00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:16,004
You'd better name yourself Brain-duster.
205
00:13:16,005 --> 00:13:18,048
Brain-duster!
206
00:13:18,299 --> 00:13:20,676
Well, you are demanding.
207
00:13:21,302 --> 00:13:22,636
Well...
208
00:13:33,314 --> 00:13:35,398
Damn it! Business grows!
209
00:13:35,399 --> 00:13:37,984
We have to employ more waiters to serve.
210
00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:40,236
Everyone has curiosity.
211
00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:41,988
You must remember.
212
00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:44,407
Everyday, you'd keep jumping down on time,
three shifts a day.
213
00:13:44,408 --> 00:13:46,117
To draw the attention of the customers,
214
00:13:46,118 --> 00:13:48,911
then money will come.
215
00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:50,997
But it's too dangerous to jump down
from the 3rd floor.
216
00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:51,832
In order to make a living,
217
00:13:51,833 --> 00:13:53,166
you'd do it even you are
asked to jump from the 7th floor.
218
00:13:53,167 --> 00:13:54,001
That's right.
219
00:13:54,002 --> 00:13:55,585
Send money to my home.
220
00:13:55,586 --> 00:13:56,295
Sure.
221
00:13:56,296 --> 00:13:59,131
Foon...
222
00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:02,885
Let's go!
223
00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:10,601
Good job!
224
00:14:13,145 --> 00:14:15,188
Do you want to betray me?
Why didn't you ask me to take a look?
225
00:14:15,189 --> 00:14:17,315
- This one is so cute!
- Thank you.
226
00:14:17,316 --> 00:14:18,817
Cute...
227
00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:22,987
Master, she gave me a smile.
228
00:14:22,988 --> 00:14:24,655
You're wrong, she gave me a smile!
229
00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:26,742
No! Master, she smiled to me.
230
00:14:28,285 --> 00:14:30,703
One two three, guess what's next...
231
00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:32,664
Did you touch my ass?
232
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:36,667
- Open!
- Ten!
233
00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:39,045
- Your...
- Did you touch my ass?
234
00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:39,838
Drink!
235
00:14:39,839 --> 00:14:41,964
I, Chan Mon-gut, swear that
I haven't done that shameless thing.
236
00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:43,049
Let's go! Right!
237
00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:43,884
Stop!
238
00:14:43,885 --> 00:14:45,968
Miss, you should have
evidence to accuse someone.
239
00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:48,054
If you don't have any evidence,
better mind your tongue.
240
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:49,181
Let's go!
241
00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:51,391
Master, in order to let her feel better,
242
00:14:51,392 --> 00:14:52,392
let me admit the accusation.
243
00:14:52,393 --> 00:14:55,646
I'll let you touch my ass
as compensation, agree?
244
00:14:55,771 --> 00:14:57,438
What a benefit to you!
245
00:14:57,439 --> 00:14:59,857
What a creep!
246
00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:01,442
Fong Tong-ken?
247
00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:05,238
Chan Mon-gut, you two are civilized men!
248
00:15:05,239 --> 00:15:08,116
How dare you bully a
helpless girl like this?
249
00:15:08,117 --> 00:15:10,785
You took her advantage,
250
00:15:10,786 --> 00:15:14,164
and you insult her by
playing such dirty guessing game.
251
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:17,583
Tell me, where is righteousness?
252
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:18,335
Bastard!
253
00:15:18,336 --> 00:15:21,421
I won when I played mahjong
with him last time,
254
00:15:21,422 --> 00:15:24,382
he takes that as an insult
and always wants to take revenge.
255
00:15:24,383 --> 00:15:25,550
That's him!
256
00:15:25,551 --> 00:15:27,343
Miss, may I know your name?
257
00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:29,012
Called Lotus Shui.
258
00:15:29,430 --> 00:15:33,349
I, Fong tong-ken, will fight for justice
and teach the creeps a lesson.
259
00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:34,934
Pal, let's take a seat and...
260
00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:37,396
Cut the crap, take Lysee out.
261
00:15:38,522 --> 00:15:40,441
Lysee, the quixotic dog!?
262
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:45,611
That's right, it's been terribly trained.
263
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:47,321
By just one hair of the suspect,
264
00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:49,073
no matter where the criminal goes,
265
00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:52,327
it will find him out and bite him.
266
00:15:53,871 --> 00:15:55,664
Now, I'll show you a demonstration.
267
00:16:00,836 --> 00:16:02,129
Attack!
268
00:16:08,844 --> 00:16:12,347
Miss Shui, don't worry,
let it smell your ass.
269
00:16:12,431 --> 00:16:13,974
Stay calm.
270
00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:17,435
Master, if there is anything wrong,
271
00:16:17,436 --> 00:16:18,478
I'll gather our fellows for a fight.
272
00:16:18,479 --> 00:16:19,562
Just delay them as long as you can.
273
00:16:19,563 --> 00:16:20,731
I won't give it a damn!
274
00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:23,358
Come on.
275
00:16:23,609 --> 00:16:24,735
Attack!
276
00:16:31,575 --> 00:16:33,910
Good dog...
277
00:16:33,911 --> 00:16:36,371
Oh, it likes eating buns!
278
00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:45,088
Shit!
279
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:01,979
Oh, the thief is crying for catching thief!
280
00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:05,441
It's Fong who touched Miss Shiu's ass!
281
00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:07,236
Now, the truth is found!
282
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:11,072
He can't imagine that
the dog which is trained by him...
283
00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:13,032
will betray him because
284
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:15,743
of my righteousness and its conscience!
285
00:17:15,744 --> 00:17:17,996
It turns to charge against its master!
286
00:17:18,330 --> 00:17:21,082
What a righteous dog!
287
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:23,001
Let's clap for it.
288
00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:26,420
Lysee is a good dog.
289
00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:29,757
Lysee is a good dog!
290
00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:37,099
We've found a good dog
named Lysee in China.
291
00:17:37,349 --> 00:17:38,975
Miss, do you want to talk to me?
292
00:17:38,976 --> 00:17:41,270
I'm sorry to make a mistake.
293
00:17:41,562 --> 00:17:43,105
I am so ignorant that,
294
00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:44,355
I was almost cheated by that bastard.
295
00:17:44,356 --> 00:17:47,067
By the way, you owe me something, huh?
296
00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:50,195
I wish to have chance to pay for it.
297
00:17:51,405 --> 00:17:52,989
This is my student Foon.
298
00:17:52,990 --> 00:17:53,699
Brother Foon.
299
00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:54,992
He likes you so much.
300
00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:57,118
Master, you are disgusting!
301
00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:58,786
But you need not fall for him.
302
00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:02,790
Well, 3 pm tomorrow,
come to my home on time.
303
00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:05,042
Let's discuss what you'd pay for it.
304
00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:06,586
What do you think?
305
00:18:06,587 --> 00:18:08,045
I'll be there on time.
306
00:18:08,046 --> 00:18:10,424
Let's go!
307
00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:32,446
Master, we've found it.
308
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:38,284
Daddy, we've found it.
309
00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:39,368
God,
310
00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:43,624
hope you would bless Yu-fa and Nim-sai,
311
00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:45,425
make them live happily
in heaven, thank God!
312
00:18:46,335 --> 00:18:49,253
Sir, beware of catching
cold, let us handle it.
313
00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:52,299
Chung, open the coffin and check the body.
314
00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:01,183
How is the body?
315
00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:03,018
We still can see his face.
316
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:06,521
Turn the body upside down
and remove his trousers.
317
00:19:11,610 --> 00:19:12,902
What did you see?
318
00:19:12,903 --> 00:19:14,028
His ass.
319
00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:14,988
Anything on his ass?
320
00:19:14,989 --> 00:19:17,616
A triangular stain.
321
00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:20,869
It's birthmark.
322
00:19:22,037 --> 00:19:25,874
Right, he is your brother Nim-sai.
323
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:46,770
Actually, Nim-sai was sold to Canton
by you for over 20 years.
324
00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:49,522
If he is still alive,
can you recognise him?
325
00:19:49,523 --> 00:19:51,982
You know, when one is
happy, his has one look.
326
00:19:51,983 --> 00:19:53,859
And when he is sad, he has another look.
327
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:56,780
I can't guarantee the change of his look.
328
00:20:03,412 --> 00:20:04,453
Do you remember anything
special about Nim-sai?
329
00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:08,249
He has had a very beautiful jade
round his neck.
330
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:10,543
There is a little door on it,
331
00:20:10,544 --> 00:20:14,256
behind the door, the name Sai of Sir Ho Sai
is carved on it.
332
00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:23,556
Master, what are you doing?
333
00:20:23,557 --> 00:20:25,016
Wait.
334
00:20:29,646 --> 00:20:31,605
Master, what are you doing here?
335
00:20:31,606 --> 00:20:33,024
Wait.
336
00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:41,699
Master.
337
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:42,825
You are lucky!
338
00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:43,702
What's the matter?
339
00:20:43,703 --> 00:20:45,578
Are you willing to kiss Lotus?
340
00:20:45,579 --> 00:20:47,580
Master, are you kidding me?
Will I be that lucky?
341
00:20:47,581 --> 00:20:48,957
It's true!
342
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,416
When Lotus arrives,
343
00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:52,126
I'll ask Yan to let her sit on this chair.
344
00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:54,170
Then Yan will get the tea
by leaps and bounds.
345
00:20:54,171 --> 00:20:55,130
Isn't it great?
346
00:20:55,131 --> 00:20:56,922
That's great!
347
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,467
Am I smart?
348
00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:01,051
Master, how to kiss her?
349
00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:02,220
Take a seat.
350
00:21:08,769 --> 00:21:11,312
When she is all wet, what's next?
351
00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:12,855
She will be very ugly and she will scream!
352
00:21:12,856 --> 00:21:14,273
No, no!
353
00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:16,067
She will get changed!
354
00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:18,861
Master, how can she get changed in public?
355
00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:19,862
Look!
356
00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:24,409
This door will lock up automatically
when it's closed.
357
00:21:26,369 --> 00:21:28,788
At the same time,
water will flush out from this hole.
358
00:21:28,789 --> 00:21:32,708
According to human
beings' instinct, Lotus will...
359
00:21:32,709 --> 00:21:34,251
Stuff it with her finger.
360
00:21:34,252 --> 00:21:38,047
At the same time, another water-column
comes from that side.
361
00:21:38,048 --> 00:21:39,632
She will stuff with another finger.
362
00:21:39,633 --> 00:21:41,300
But she can't imagine that...
363
00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:43,093
another water-column aims...
364
00:21:43,094 --> 00:21:45,722
at her face!
365
00:21:46,348 --> 00:21:48,390
Master, do you mean it?
366
00:21:48,391 --> 00:21:52,478
Lotus is so poor then.
367
00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:55,356
She can't seek for any help!
368
00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:58,317
She must be scared and
doesn't know what to do.
369
00:21:58,318 --> 00:22:02,781
In order to stop the water,
everyone knows she will...
370
00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:05,492
stuff the hole with her tongue.
371
00:22:05,951 --> 00:22:08,452
That's right, you stand in
front of the changing room.
372
00:22:08,453 --> 00:22:10,037
When it's the right time, remove the hose,
373
00:22:10,038 --> 00:22:11,247
move forward and kiss.
374
00:22:11,248 --> 00:22:12,581
So I can kiss her.
375
00:22:12,582 --> 00:22:13,916
Smug calculation!
376
00:22:13,917 --> 00:22:16,961
When you hear the bell ringing,
go ahead and kiss her.
377
00:22:16,962 --> 00:22:18,255
What's the use of kissing her?
378
00:22:18,296 --> 00:22:21,091
Are you fooling me, Brother Foon?
379
00:22:22,759 --> 00:22:24,844
Master, if she bites me, what'll I do then?
380
00:22:24,845 --> 00:22:26,053
If you switch her on by your tongue,
381
00:22:26,054 --> 00:22:27,680
she won't bit you, right?
382
00:22:27,681 --> 00:22:29,598
Master, you are so nice to me.
383
00:22:29,599 --> 00:22:31,267
I am so nice to you, right?
384
00:22:31,268 --> 00:22:32,310
Yes.
385
00:22:34,271 --> 00:22:35,437
- Brother Yan.
- Master.
386
00:22:35,438 --> 00:22:37,107
Come here...
387
00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:39,692
Ask her to stay in this
room and don't leave.
388
00:22:39,693 --> 00:22:43,864
Later, water will come through this hole
and aim at your face.
389
00:22:43,989 --> 00:22:46,699
Stuff this pig's tongue into this hole.
390
00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:48,075
- Understand?
- Yes.
391
00:22:48,076 --> 00:22:49,286
Repeat once please.
392
00:22:51,121 --> 00:22:53,247
Damn it! Later, a water-column
will flush in through this hole.
393
00:22:53,248 --> 00:22:55,708
When you are damn wet,
394
00:22:55,709 --> 00:22:57,209
you stuff this damn pig's tongue into...
395
00:22:57,210 --> 00:22:59,963
this bloody hole.
396
00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:01,297
You should have said in this way.
397
00:23:01,298 --> 00:23:02,674
What a creep!
398
00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:19,024
Let me have a second thought.
399
00:23:20,025 --> 00:23:22,484
When Foon is kissing the pig's tongue
which Yan's holding.
400
00:23:22,485 --> 00:23:24,778
I'll be here to kiss Lotus.
401
00:23:24,779 --> 00:23:26,864
If she accused us,
402
00:23:26,865 --> 00:23:28,908
Foon will admit all the blames!
403
00:23:28,909 --> 00:23:30,951
Lotus will slap Foon severely,
again and again
404
00:23:30,952 --> 00:23:32,870
and I'll go forward and
kick him severely too.
405
00:23:32,871 --> 00:23:34,455
Lotus will lean on my chest,
406
00:23:34,456 --> 00:23:36,457
and I'll comfort her.
407
00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:39,501
I'll make her drunk,
408
00:23:39,502 --> 00:23:41,504
then I will...
409
00:23:50,388 --> 00:23:52,681
Who else can be the King of Brain-truster
410
00:23:52,682 --> 00:23:54,183
in this world except me?
411
00:23:54,184 --> 00:23:55,727
No one else!
412
00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:02,107
Why are you carrying luggage? Moving?
413
00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:03,943
No, madam is back.
414
00:24:03,944 --> 00:24:05,444
Madam?
415
00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:07,948
Yes, she's going to
the sitting room with her friend.
416
00:24:09,157 --> 00:24:11,116
What a big house, but...
417
00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:12,911
One chair only?
418
00:24:13,161 --> 00:24:15,246
You are my guest, you take the seat.
419
00:24:21,461 --> 00:24:23,046
Shit!
420
00:24:32,097 --> 00:24:34,307
Sorry, you'd better get changed first.
421
00:24:35,684 --> 00:24:37,017
No!
422
00:24:37,018 --> 00:24:38,018
Hubby.
423
00:24:38,019 --> 00:24:40,522
Not you! I mean the one
with protruding teeth!
424
00:24:43,316 --> 00:24:44,275
This room...
425
00:24:44,276 --> 00:24:45,442
No problem, you are in urgent need.
426
00:24:45,443 --> 00:24:46,861
You first!
427
00:24:47,904 --> 00:24:49,239
Shit!
428
00:24:51,574 --> 00:24:54,285
Help! Help...
429
00:24:55,704 --> 00:24:57,246
Shit...
430
00:24:57,247 --> 00:25:01,626
Help!
431
00:25:20,145 --> 00:25:22,480
Help!
432
00:25:26,776 --> 00:25:36,036
Help!
433
00:25:52,635 --> 00:25:57,432
Help!
434
00:26:02,312 --> 00:26:06,190
Someone is killed! It's shit!
435
00:26:06,191 --> 00:26:08,567
Master, we are in trouble...
436
00:26:08,568 --> 00:26:10,236
It's shit...
437
00:26:11,279 --> 00:26:12,197
Madam!
438
00:26:12,198 --> 00:26:13,406
Foon!
439
00:26:13,740 --> 00:26:16,076
No one is killed! Everything is fine.
440
00:26:16,868 --> 00:26:19,328
Miss Shiu, I'll return your tongue to you.
441
00:26:19,329 --> 00:26:21,538
I am sorry, I don't mean it...
442
00:26:21,539 --> 00:26:23,374
Sorry, I am late.
443
00:26:24,834 --> 00:26:27,170
Ghost!
444
00:26:27,587 --> 00:26:29,130
Ghost!
445
00:26:30,673 --> 00:26:32,841
Hey! What's going on?
446
00:26:32,842 --> 00:26:34,219
It's a mess.
447
00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:36,221
I can't manage to explain.
448
00:26:37,180 --> 00:26:45,897
Help...
449
00:26:51,653 --> 00:26:52,403
Wu Man.
450
00:26:52,403 --> 00:26:53,363
How is it, hubby?
451
00:26:53,364 --> 00:26:56,198
I sent you to UK to study law,
452
00:26:56,199 --> 00:26:58,492
why do you come back suddenly?
453
00:26:58,493 --> 00:27:00,370
I wish to give you a surprise.
454
00:27:00,870 --> 00:27:02,621
It's really a surprise.
455
00:27:02,622 --> 00:27:03,622
Let's eat.
456
00:27:03,623 --> 00:27:04,957
By the way,
457
00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:08,294
why were you flushed out
of the room by water?
458
00:27:08,378 --> 00:27:11,255
And I see traps all over the house.
459
00:27:11,256 --> 00:27:12,339
Do you have time
460
00:27:12,340 --> 00:27:15,175
to tell something about it?
461
00:27:15,176 --> 00:27:18,763
I have time, but it's not convenient
to talk right now.
462
00:27:19,931 --> 00:27:21,723
Madam, don't mistake it.
463
00:27:21,724 --> 00:27:22,684
Master knows that
464
00:27:22,685 --> 00:27:24,309
I have an indecent and brutal desire.
465
00:27:24,310 --> 00:27:26,019
So he arranged all the traps,
466
00:27:26,020 --> 00:27:29,273
to let me have chance to kiss Miss Shiu.
467
00:27:29,274 --> 00:27:31,234
Don't misunderstand him.
468
00:27:31,651 --> 00:27:33,027
But, master...
469
00:27:33,486 --> 00:27:35,404
About the pig's tongue,
470
00:27:35,405 --> 00:27:38,115
isn't it convenient to
give me an explanation?
471
00:27:38,116 --> 00:27:40,492
Sure, but I don't have time.
472
00:27:40,493 --> 00:27:41,244
That's good,
473
00:27:41,245 --> 00:27:43,788
even you have time to talk,
we don't have time to listen.
474
00:27:45,999 --> 00:27:48,459
Foon, you kissed the pig's
tongue, didn't you?
475
00:27:48,543 --> 00:27:49,460
I did.
476
00:27:49,461 --> 00:27:51,588
Right, I bought that specially for you.
477
00:27:51,629 --> 00:27:52,796
Master, you promised to
478
00:27:52,797 --> 00:27:54,506
let me kiss Miss Shiu.
479
00:27:54,507 --> 00:27:56,425
In fact, it's me who wanted to kiss her.
480
00:27:56,426 --> 00:27:57,843
And the pig's tongue is for you only.
481
00:27:57,844 --> 00:28:02,055
I wanted to fool you!
I want to take your advantage,
482
00:28:02,056 --> 00:28:03,515
so what?
483
00:28:03,516 --> 00:28:05,017
I won't give it a damn
to tell you the truth.
484
00:28:05,018 --> 00:28:06,768
It's hot, and life is boring,
485
00:28:06,769 --> 00:28:10,023
I just want to have fun, isn't it alright?
486
00:28:10,356 --> 00:28:11,232
That's alright!
487
00:28:11,233 --> 00:28:13,401
Well, it's OK then.
488
00:28:14,319 --> 00:28:15,944
Why do you stare at me?
489
00:28:15,945 --> 00:28:17,237
Because of our friendship,
490
00:28:17,238 --> 00:28:18,864
I'll let you kiss something anyways.
491
00:28:18,865 --> 00:28:19,948
You'd better ask her.
492
00:28:19,949 --> 00:28:21,117
Excuse me.
493
00:28:21,826 --> 00:28:24,369
Chan Mon-gut, you are a married man,
494
00:28:24,370 --> 00:28:26,372
why do you still date me for dinner?
495
00:28:26,581 --> 00:28:28,141
You'll make me misunderstand something.
496
00:28:28,291 --> 00:28:30,126
Haven't you thought of my feeling?
497
00:28:30,460 --> 00:28:32,295
A smart guy isn't a big shot.
498
00:28:33,046 --> 00:28:34,464
Miss Shiu.
499
00:28:35,006 --> 00:28:36,089
Very simple!
500
00:28:36,090 --> 00:28:37,299
She secretly admires him.
501
00:28:37,300 --> 00:28:38,300
He fooled him.
502
00:28:38,301 --> 00:28:39,384
He wants to kiss her.
503
00:28:39,385 --> 00:28:41,346
You are mad at him.
504
00:28:41,596 --> 00:28:43,306
I wanna beat you, you know?
505
00:28:48,269 --> 00:28:49,519
Siu-tso!
506
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:50,897
Lend it to me.
507
00:28:51,314 --> 00:28:57,237
Miss Shui... Please wait!
508
00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:59,571
Miss Shui, it's dark outside,
let me show you the way home.
509
00:28:59,572 --> 00:29:01,114
No, you'd better lend me the lantern.
510
00:29:01,115 --> 00:29:02,658
I'll return it next time.
511
00:29:02,659 --> 00:29:05,745
Next time? That means I'll have chance
to see you again!
512
00:29:05,954 --> 00:29:08,154
If it's not necessary to return it,
I prefer keeping it.
513
00:29:08,373 --> 00:29:09,831
I can't be his woman,
514
00:29:09,832 --> 00:29:11,124
I can't win his heart,
515
00:29:11,125 --> 00:29:14,587
now, I love to keep it for memory.
516
00:29:14,921 --> 00:29:19,008
Miss Shui, why do you like my master?
517
00:29:19,509 --> 00:29:23,178
All women want to find
a husband who is capable,
518
00:29:23,179 --> 00:29:25,098
a man who can protect her.
519
00:29:25,682 --> 00:29:28,517
Miss Shui, if there is a man,
520
00:29:28,518 --> 00:29:32,021
who is a bit stronger than you,
but he can protect you,
521
00:29:32,272 --> 00:29:34,899
will you consider him?
522
00:29:34,941 --> 00:29:36,776
People always look for the best,
523
00:29:36,943 --> 00:29:38,653
if I can't find a good husband,
524
00:29:38,695 --> 00:29:40,446
I prefer not marrying anyone else.
525
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:48,245
What a decent woman!
526
00:29:48,246 --> 00:29:49,664
Bravo!
527
00:29:49,706 --> 00:29:52,332
Foon, a man should
achieve something in his life.
528
00:29:52,333 --> 00:29:55,044
You'd better forget loving affair,
529
00:29:55,128 --> 00:29:58,172
the world will be your oyster,
you'd fight for your future.
530
00:30:05,179 --> 00:30:12,603
Where should I go to fight for my future?
531
00:30:14,522 --> 00:30:16,065
Isn't it all the go?
532
00:30:18,359 --> 00:30:19,319
Yeah...
533
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:21,029
Really?
534
00:30:22,488 --> 00:30:23,656
Let me take a look!
535
00:30:27,827 --> 00:30:30,287
Isn't it popular in Britain now?
536
00:30:30,288 --> 00:30:31,706
What?
537
00:30:32,081 --> 00:30:33,498
See!
538
00:30:33,499 --> 00:30:34,708
What do you mean?
539
00:30:34,709 --> 00:30:35,792
Look at me!
540
00:30:35,793 --> 00:30:36,918
Look at my look!
541
00:30:36,919 --> 00:30:39,005
Oh! Look!
542
00:30:40,173 --> 00:30:42,591
You speak fluent English.
543
00:30:42,592 --> 00:30:46,053
It's wise of me to let
you study in Britain.
544
00:30:46,054 --> 00:30:49,556
I'm right to bring this present to you.
545
00:30:49,557 --> 00:30:51,391
See! You look really smart.
546
00:30:51,392 --> 00:30:52,934
Even a deaf guy can hear that...
547
00:30:52,935 --> 00:30:55,145
you spoke whole-heartedly.
548
00:30:55,146 --> 00:30:56,688
You can read my mind!
549
00:30:56,689 --> 00:30:58,899
You really understand me.
550
00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:01,944
You talk in such a romantic way!
551
00:31:03,863 --> 00:31:05,405
It's late, let's go to bed.
552
00:31:05,406 --> 00:31:06,532
That's good.
553
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:08,450
- You first.
- You first...
554
00:31:08,451 --> 00:31:10,577
- No, you first...
- Come on!
555
00:31:10,578 --> 00:31:13,039
No, I mean, I dare not, I really dare not.
556
00:31:13,122 --> 00:31:15,123
Come on, just give me some face.
557
00:31:15,124 --> 00:31:16,709
No, I...
558
00:31:16,834 --> 00:31:19,253
Alright, I'll listen to you.
559
00:31:27,095 --> 00:31:29,097
I think my husband doesn't
like me any more.
560
00:31:29,555 --> 00:31:32,350
We have married for 7 years,
and I went to Britain for one year.
561
00:31:32,433 --> 00:31:34,685
He didn't look at my eyes
when he talked to me.
562
00:31:35,812 --> 00:31:38,606
I can't help, so I didn't look at his eyes
when I talked to him too.
563
00:31:40,900 --> 00:31:44,278
Foon, he sent me to university
and wanted me to study law,
564
00:31:44,487 --> 00:31:46,114
actually, I studied something else.
565
00:31:46,197 --> 00:31:47,657
What's that?
566
00:31:48,241 --> 00:31:49,784
Fashion design.
567
00:31:50,451 --> 00:31:51,869
What kind of subject is it?
568
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:53,538
Needlework.
569
00:31:54,705 --> 00:31:56,957
Woo! What a wonderful world.
570
00:31:56,958 --> 00:31:58,208
The world has changed a lot!
571
00:31:58,209 --> 00:32:00,419
Even needlework can be
a subject in the university!
572
00:32:00,420 --> 00:32:03,589
So you should go out to see the world.
573
00:32:04,882 --> 00:32:07,676
You've rung my bell!
574
00:32:07,677 --> 00:32:10,137
A man should fight for his future!
575
00:32:10,138 --> 00:32:12,389
I think I should go somewhere!
Maybe the nearest city, Hong Kong.
576
00:32:12,390 --> 00:32:14,142
Are you going to Hong Kong?
577
00:32:14,183 --> 00:32:15,017
Yes, Master.
578
00:32:15,018 --> 00:32:17,686
But it's no longer a Chinese's place.
579
00:32:17,687 --> 00:32:19,062
It's a British colony now!
580
00:32:19,063 --> 00:32:21,858
I don't care! I won't let anyone bully me.
581
00:32:21,983 --> 00:32:22,775
Alright.
582
00:32:22,776 --> 00:32:24,025
Leave me alone!
583
00:32:24,026 --> 00:32:26,445
The salary which you haven't paid me,
if it's convenient...
584
00:32:26,446 --> 00:32:28,281
- may I get it back?
- What did you say?
585
00:32:29,282 --> 00:32:30,116
The salary which you...
586
00:32:30,117 --> 00:32:31,659
The previous line.
587
00:32:32,618 --> 00:32:33,702
No.
588
00:32:33,703 --> 00:32:36,247
You told me to leave you alone, didn't you?
589
00:32:36,414 --> 00:32:39,709
Good! Very good!
590
00:32:39,750 --> 00:32:41,335
It's what you said!
591
00:32:55,641 --> 00:32:56,641
Master, you love chicken's
kidney's very much.
592
00:32:56,642 --> 00:32:57,894
Eat more.
593
00:32:58,895 --> 00:33:00,271
More rice.
594
00:33:01,063 --> 00:33:02,356
Let me do it...
595
00:33:05,693 --> 00:33:07,153
Master, your rice.
596
00:33:08,446 --> 00:33:10,573
Don't you know I am on diet?
597
00:33:14,577 --> 00:33:16,454
I want half rice!
598
00:33:16,871 --> 00:33:18,498
Let me do it...
599
00:33:19,707 --> 00:33:23,544
Bastard, what a useless guy!
600
00:33:26,172 --> 00:33:27,590
Half!
601
00:33:27,965 --> 00:33:29,925
Look, half bowl of rice which you want!
602
00:33:29,926 --> 00:33:31,551
Eat it!
603
00:33:31,552 --> 00:33:33,303
You do this in my place,
604
00:33:33,304 --> 00:33:36,223
you are not giving me face, are you?
605
00:33:36,224 --> 00:33:37,891
You said you would leave me alone.
606
00:33:37,892 --> 00:33:41,187
You lost, Chan Mon-gut!
607
00:33:41,979 --> 00:33:43,271
Peace! Peace!
608
00:33:43,272 --> 00:33:44,065
Shut up!
609
00:33:44,066 --> 00:33:47,151
It's my place, you have no say here!
610
00:33:48,694 --> 00:33:50,570
Now, I swear in front of the lights!
611
00:33:50,571 --> 00:33:51,905
I will never care about Ho Foon.
612
00:33:51,906 --> 00:33:55,284
If I don't keep my words,
I'll be punished by law.
613
00:33:55,952 --> 00:33:57,870
Don't you care about me any more?
614
00:33:58,162 --> 00:33:59,956
You mean it?
615
00:34:00,873 --> 00:34:02,625
You are selfish!
616
00:34:04,502 --> 00:34:06,045
You are merciless!
617
00:34:08,130 --> 00:34:09,297
You are impotent!
618
00:34:09,298 --> 00:34:11,299
Bastard! You bastard!
619
00:34:11,300 --> 00:34:13,593
- You really mean it?
- Bastard!
620
00:34:13,594 --> 00:34:15,388
How dare you cheat my money?
621
00:34:22,979 --> 00:34:25,230
Brother Foon, hide up first.
622
00:34:25,231 --> 00:34:26,857
Hide up?
623
00:34:27,984 --> 00:34:30,027
Yan, take care.
624
00:34:32,780 --> 00:34:35,699
I am not impotent...
625
00:34:35,700 --> 00:34:37,534
I am not!
626
00:34:37,535 --> 00:34:40,162
Hubby, what's wrong with you?
627
00:34:42,164 --> 00:34:43,457
It's only a dream.
628
00:34:43,916 --> 00:34:46,042
Foon said that I am merciless and selfish.
629
00:34:46,043 --> 00:34:47,837
Is that true?
630
00:34:53,426 --> 00:34:56,679
I feel lonely, how to say in English?
631
00:34:59,265 --> 00:35:00,516
I love you.
632
00:35:02,101 --> 00:35:03,978
I love you.
633
00:35:04,103 --> 00:35:05,313
Really?
634
00:35:06,981 --> 00:35:10,276
I love you!
635
00:35:14,113 --> 00:35:17,658
I love you!!
636
00:35:19,910 --> 00:35:23,748
I love you!!!
637
00:35:25,958 --> 00:35:30,588
I love you!!!!
638
00:35:39,930 --> 00:35:41,432
It's late, why do you come?
639
00:35:41,682 --> 00:35:45,018
Miss Shui, Chan Mon-gut is a real creep.
640
00:35:45,019 --> 00:35:46,728
I've followed him for decades,
he treats me badly too.
641
00:35:46,729 --> 00:35:48,521
Don't you think he will
be nice to you instead?
642
00:35:48,522 --> 00:35:49,773
Any other thing else?
643
00:35:49,774 --> 00:35:51,484
Miss Shui...
644
00:35:51,734 --> 00:35:53,068
You are old enough to get married.
645
00:35:53,069 --> 00:35:54,694
Take this piece of jade. Come on.
646
00:35:54,695 --> 00:35:56,071
Go in and get some clothes.
647
00:35:56,072 --> 00:35:58,032
Follow me to Hong Kong, will you?
648
00:36:00,451 --> 00:36:01,786
You...
649
00:36:02,161 --> 00:36:03,496
No?
650
00:36:06,666 --> 00:36:10,085
It's a long road to Hong Kong,
take this piece of jade with you.
651
00:36:10,086 --> 00:36:12,420
If you meet the bandits,
you still have something valuable,
652
00:36:12,421 --> 00:36:14,006
thus they won't kill you.
653
00:36:14,465 --> 00:36:17,176
It's late, better go now.
654
00:36:19,428 --> 00:36:20,888
Take care.
655
00:36:42,243 --> 00:36:43,536
Master.
656
00:36:54,046 --> 00:36:55,846
Where is the guy who
sold this piece of jade?
657
00:38:05,868 --> 00:38:08,412
None of my business, I don't know shooting.
658
00:38:18,798 --> 00:38:20,423
I didn't kill! I didn't kill...
659
00:38:20,424 --> 00:38:21,758
I didn't kill! Go!
660
00:38:21,759 --> 00:38:23,469
I am innocent!
661
00:38:23,969 --> 00:38:25,012
Go in.
662
00:38:30,518 --> 00:38:31,310
Foreigner?
663
00:38:31,311 --> 00:38:33,103
You murderer!
664
00:38:33,229 --> 00:38:35,188
Uncle, what did he scold me?
665
00:38:35,189 --> 00:38:36,774
No...
666
00:38:37,358 --> 00:38:39,735
Help!
667
00:38:41,153 --> 00:38:43,989
Are you going to torture me?
668
00:38:50,454 --> 00:38:52,081
Oh my dick!
669
00:39:12,935 --> 00:39:14,269
Now, you are charged with murdering.
670
00:39:14,270 --> 00:39:16,437
You can employ
your own lawyer to defend for you.
671
00:39:16,438 --> 00:39:18,148
Do you have any lawyer?
672
00:39:19,024 --> 00:39:20,067
Yes!
673
00:39:20,484 --> 00:39:22,570
Chan Mon-gut!
674
00:39:35,958 --> 00:39:37,167
Shit!
675
00:39:41,839 --> 00:39:43,883
Mister, are you ready?
676
00:39:44,717 --> 00:39:46,509
I've found Master.
677
00:39:46,510 --> 00:39:48,304
Good! Let's go.
678
00:39:58,272 --> 00:40:00,565
After the shaving, no hair will be left.
679
00:40:00,566 --> 00:40:02,484
You can't regret, Mister,
680
00:40:17,458 --> 00:40:18,250
Do you want a second thought?
681
00:40:18,251 --> 00:40:19,293
Come on.
682
00:40:34,516 --> 00:40:35,476
Stop!
683
00:40:35,476 --> 00:40:36,393
Fleas are living in my armpit,
684
00:40:36,394 --> 00:40:37,977
why do you stop me?
685
00:40:37,978 --> 00:40:40,229
May I have a little bit freedom?
686
00:40:40,230 --> 00:40:41,981
Mister, do you want to go on?
687
00:40:41,982 --> 00:40:43,107
Yes, please.
688
00:40:43,108 --> 00:40:44,567
Foon is being charged with homicide
in Hong Kong.
689
00:40:44,568 --> 00:40:45,735
- What?
- Yes.
690
00:40:45,736 --> 00:40:46,654
Hey!
691
00:40:46,655 --> 00:40:48,322
What?
692
00:40:49,782 --> 00:40:50,907
Are you going to save him?
693
00:40:50,908 --> 00:40:52,076
How?
694
00:40:52,159 --> 00:40:53,785
If you don't, he will die.
695
00:40:53,786 --> 00:40:56,330
People will die sooner or later!
696
00:40:56,413 --> 00:40:58,081
You are smart and wise!
697
00:40:58,082 --> 00:40:59,248
I can't help...
698
00:40:59,249 --> 00:41:02,168
He committed crime in HK
which is governed by British law.
699
00:41:02,169 --> 00:41:03,295
I can't help.
700
00:41:03,504 --> 00:41:05,463
You sent me to study law in Britain.
701
00:41:05,464 --> 00:41:09,258
Maybe, perhaps,
I think I can give him a... little help.
702
00:41:09,259 --> 00:41:11,178
I can hear fear from your voice.
703
00:41:14,807 --> 00:41:17,017
I am no match for you.
704
00:41:23,941 --> 00:41:26,734
I think, I have to help you!
705
00:41:26,735 --> 00:41:36,734
Master...
706
00:41:53,220 --> 00:41:54,680
It's meal time.
707
00:41:55,347 --> 00:42:00,060
It's meal time...
708
00:42:01,979 --> 00:42:03,814
Where can I get my food, mister?
709
00:42:07,151 --> 00:42:07,985
Are you new?
710
00:42:07,986 --> 00:42:09,528
Right...
711
00:43:01,747 --> 00:43:03,373
Time for Playing games.
712
00:43:07,461 --> 00:43:10,380
Don't bully me! My master
is really something.
713
00:43:10,756 --> 00:43:11,632
About the case of Ho Foon,
714
00:43:11,633 --> 00:43:13,424
the British and Chinese governments
have reached an agreement.
715
00:43:13,425 --> 00:43:15,760
The case will be judged
in the British court.
716
00:43:15,761 --> 00:43:17,970
No appeal.
717
00:43:17,971 --> 00:43:22,058
And, Chan Mon-gut will be
the defense counsel for Ho Foon.
718
00:43:22,059 --> 00:43:23,810
I've been informed already.
719
00:43:23,811 --> 00:43:25,561
And, His Excellency Li Hung-chang said,
720
00:43:25,562 --> 00:43:29,065
if you can free Ho Foon from charges,
you'll become a hero.
721
00:43:29,066 --> 00:43:32,361
Money and fame will come sooner or later.
722
00:43:32,569 --> 00:43:33,946
Congratulations.
723
00:43:35,948 --> 00:43:39,117
If I lose, I don't think
I will have any lose.
724
00:43:39,118 --> 00:43:40,576
It's an insult to the country.
725
00:43:40,577 --> 00:43:45,498
You will be punished,
maybe capital punishment for your tribes.
726
00:43:45,499 --> 00:43:47,458
You are throwing me to the sharks!
727
00:43:47,459 --> 00:43:48,626
Come on, don't get mad.
728
00:43:48,627 --> 00:43:50,754
The chairs are not enough
for all of us, you know?
729
00:44:22,202 --> 00:44:23,537
What's wrong with it?
730
00:44:24,913 --> 00:44:26,999
What's wrong?
731
00:44:29,543 --> 00:44:31,044
Where did you cut it?
732
00:44:32,671 --> 00:44:35,716
Number nine, Nathan Road.
733
00:44:35,799 --> 00:44:37,383
You know,
you should not follow the trend
734
00:44:37,384 --> 00:44:39,177
to cut your hair like this!
735
00:44:39,178 --> 00:44:40,761
Different people should have
different hair styles.
736
00:44:40,762 --> 00:44:43,264
See, your hair doesn't match your face.
737
00:44:43,265 --> 00:44:44,932
And your face doesn't match your body.
738
00:44:44,933 --> 00:44:46,809
Your body doesn't match your hair.
739
00:44:46,810 --> 00:44:49,730
Completely ugly!
740
00:44:49,771 --> 00:44:52,900
What the hell do you want?
741
00:44:53,442 --> 00:44:57,028
Master, I know it's my fault,
please don't blame me.
742
00:44:57,029 --> 00:45:00,531
I regret to cut my hair.
743
00:45:00,532 --> 00:45:02,326
Sit down first.
744
00:45:02,409 --> 00:45:05,287
Tell me the whole story.
745
00:45:06,121 --> 00:45:07,289
Alright.
746
00:45:07,497 --> 00:45:10,082
Oh that day, I wandered off alone
on the Nathan Road.
747
00:45:10,083 --> 00:45:13,169
When I reached number 9, Nathan Road,
a fat woman waved to me.
748
00:45:13,170 --> 00:45:16,130
She said, Come to have your hair cut,
it costs 5 cents only!
749
00:45:16,131 --> 00:45:17,590
That's why I followed her.
750
00:45:17,591 --> 00:45:18,799
I always told you,
751
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:19,635
cheap things are no good!
752
00:45:19,636 --> 00:45:21,135
You know your mistake now?
753
00:45:21,136 --> 00:45:24,389
Let's go back to the case, alright?
754
00:45:26,558 --> 00:45:29,352
On that day, I went to the HK Club
for the lion dance as usual.
755
00:45:29,353 --> 00:45:30,436
After the performance,
I went back to the back stage.
756
00:45:30,437 --> 00:45:32,063
Suddenly someone covered
my head with a rice bag,
757
00:45:32,064 --> 00:45:32,856
he pushed me on the wall,
758
00:45:32,857 --> 00:45:34,357
when I struggled with him...
759
00:45:34,358 --> 00:45:35,108
Suddenly,
760
00:45:35,109 --> 00:45:37,902
someone took off my pants...
761
00:45:37,903 --> 00:45:39,404
Did he...
762
00:45:39,488 --> 00:45:40,529
Yes!
763
00:45:40,530 --> 00:45:41,530
What did you feel? Painful?
764
00:45:41,531 --> 00:45:42,241
No.
765
00:45:42,241 --> 00:45:43,158
Funny?
766
00:45:43,158 --> 00:45:44,034
No!
767
00:45:44,035 --> 00:45:46,285
My ass was seen,
768
00:45:46,286 --> 00:45:48,121
and I felt a bit cool.
769
00:45:48,747 --> 00:45:49,581
What's next?
770
00:45:49,582 --> 00:45:51,457
Then, I struggled...
771
00:45:51,458 --> 00:45:55,128
I removed the bag
and saw him pointing at me with a gun.
772
00:45:56,505 --> 00:45:58,298
What do you want? You sex maniac!
773
00:46:05,305 --> 00:46:06,847
What do you want?
774
00:46:06,848 --> 00:46:09,601
You seduced my wife
and you wanted to accuse first?
775
00:46:10,644 --> 00:46:12,687
Don't kill me...
776
00:46:12,688 --> 00:46:15,607
None of my business, I
don't know how to shoot!
777
00:46:17,317 --> 00:46:18,151
That's right,
778
00:46:18,152 --> 00:46:21,237
it means, someone killed
Ho Chun in the dark.
779
00:46:21,238 --> 00:46:22,822
Then, Ho Foon became the scapegoat.
780
00:46:22,823 --> 00:46:23,823
The key point is,
781
00:46:23,824 --> 00:46:25,116
did you have any secret affair
with Chun's wife?
782
00:46:25,117 --> 00:46:27,702
Master, I haven't seen his wife at all.
783
00:46:27,703 --> 00:46:29,704
How could I have secret affair with her?
784
00:46:29,705 --> 00:46:30,913
Ho Chun lied.
785
00:46:30,914 --> 00:46:32,790
But why was he killed?
786
00:46:32,791 --> 00:46:37,129
It's alright, the key point is... your ass.
787
00:46:43,176 --> 00:46:44,885
What is this triangular mark?
788
00:46:44,886 --> 00:46:46,012
A birthmark.
789
00:46:46,013 --> 00:46:47,096
Birthmark?
790
00:46:47,097 --> 00:46:49,348
See! Some acnes are found.
791
00:46:49,349 --> 00:46:51,601
Not serious, Madam.
792
00:46:51,977 --> 00:46:53,145
You've dropped something!
793
00:46:54,187 --> 00:46:55,856
It's a domino!
794
00:46:55,897 --> 00:46:58,065
Can you explain it to me?
795
00:46:58,066 --> 00:47:00,026
Master, this is a kind
of custom in the prison.
796
00:47:00,027 --> 00:47:00,944
In this prison,
797
00:47:00,945 --> 00:47:02,820
the new comers should serve the Indians
798
00:47:02,821 --> 00:47:04,739
and the foreigners.
799
00:47:04,740 --> 00:47:06,407
That is to store gambling tools
inside the anus.
800
00:47:06,408 --> 00:47:09,494
Master, would you help me to stuff back?
801
00:47:10,829 --> 00:47:12,539
Since you have to stuff it,
802
00:47:14,041 --> 00:47:16,335
I've brought you a chicken leg,
803
00:47:16,752 --> 00:47:18,044
better store it too.
804
00:47:18,045 --> 00:47:20,254
If you feel hungry,
you can take it out and eat.
805
00:47:20,255 --> 00:47:21,882
That's a good idea! Master.
806
00:47:23,550 --> 00:47:24,718
Come on.
807
00:47:25,802 --> 00:47:28,304
Good! Thank you, master.
808
00:47:28,305 --> 00:47:32,476
Come on, don't mention it.
809
00:47:32,684 --> 00:47:35,686
Shit, I've stuffed my ring too.
810
00:47:35,687 --> 00:47:38,773
Foon, can you get my ring back for me?
811
00:47:38,774 --> 00:47:40,942
Sure, master.
812
00:47:42,652 --> 00:47:45,863
This is chicken leg, my
ring is still inside.
813
00:47:45,864 --> 00:47:46,740
Not this one?
814
00:47:46,741 --> 00:47:47,907
Oh, it's full!
815
00:47:47,908 --> 00:47:51,243
Master, would you mind
looking for it yourself?
816
00:47:51,244 --> 00:47:52,496
Alright.
817
00:48:06,426 --> 00:48:08,095
He's taking my bag!
818
00:48:13,100 --> 00:48:15,227
As it's stipulated by court,
819
00:48:15,268 --> 00:48:18,104
although it's not his wish to be baptized,
820
00:48:18,105 --> 00:48:20,982
we still welcome him to join God's family.
821
00:49:21,918 --> 00:49:23,170
Let him go.
822
00:49:29,301 --> 00:49:31,177
Why a woman's baptismal time is so short...
823
00:49:31,178 --> 00:49:33,638
But a man's baptismal time is so long?
824
00:49:34,890 --> 00:49:37,725
Why did you fight? Your nose bleeds!
825
00:49:37,726 --> 00:49:39,186
I didn't beat him.
826
00:49:39,436 --> 00:49:41,145
None of his business!
827
00:49:41,146 --> 00:49:42,439
Look!
828
00:49:47,319 --> 00:49:50,447
I hate blonde!
829
00:49:53,658 --> 00:49:56,077
I think it's acceptable!
830
00:50:14,429 --> 00:50:16,515
Damn you!
831
00:50:18,058 --> 00:50:19,851
Put all the dominos back.
832
00:50:21,895 --> 00:50:24,855
As well as my mahjong too.
833
00:50:24,856 --> 00:50:27,150
And the chair and table, all set!
834
00:50:28,151 --> 00:50:29,569
What?
835
00:50:32,447 --> 00:50:34,032
Thank you, brother Hung.
836
00:50:34,157 --> 00:50:35,658
Don't mention it.
837
00:50:35,659 --> 00:50:37,118
As told by Chan Mon-gut,
838
00:50:37,327 --> 00:50:38,702
I will take good care of you.
839
00:50:38,703 --> 00:50:40,372
Beat him severely!
840
00:51:17,576 --> 00:51:18,785
Court.
841
00:51:36,845 --> 00:51:39,055
My master is really great.
842
00:51:40,432 --> 00:51:43,059
My master is really great.
843
00:51:46,021 --> 00:51:49,482
Please ask the candidates
for the jury to come for the election.
844
00:51:49,608 --> 00:51:53,153
Mr. Cheung Ti-sung, you are handicapped,
845
00:51:53,361 --> 00:51:56,530
I would like to dispense you
from serving the jury.
846
00:51:56,531 --> 00:51:57,824
Objection!
847
00:51:57,907 --> 00:51:59,242
Why do you object?
848
00:51:59,284 --> 00:52:02,829
It's against the spirit of law
for despising handicapped people.
849
00:52:03,079 --> 00:52:06,123
Although I am blind,
850
00:52:06,124 --> 00:52:10,503
I am always a righteous and fair person.
851
00:52:10,545 --> 00:52:12,922
My wish is to become a jury member.
852
00:52:12,964 --> 00:52:15,591
If you don't let me join the jury,
I'll complain against you.
853
00:52:15,592 --> 00:52:17,301
Alright, I'll let you do it.
854
00:52:17,302 --> 00:52:18,720
Thank you.
855
00:52:26,061 --> 00:52:27,102
We have jury and judge here,
856
00:52:27,103 --> 00:52:29,521
actually, who will be
in-charge of the court?
857
00:52:29,522 --> 00:52:30,774
Yup.
858
00:52:31,941 --> 00:52:33,902
So, do you think that is an answer?
859
00:52:34,110 --> 00:52:35,528
Well.
860
00:52:35,862 --> 00:52:37,154
Prosecutor.
861
00:52:37,155 --> 00:52:38,782
Jury.
862
00:52:40,367 --> 00:52:41,950
In the coming few days,
863
00:52:41,951 --> 00:52:45,538
I'll disclose the most ugly face of human
beings in front of you.
864
00:52:45,580 --> 00:52:48,624
This is a terrifying
865
00:52:48,625 --> 00:52:51,336
and shameless homicide.
866
00:52:52,754 --> 00:52:57,425
The accused Ho Foon had
secret affair with the victim's wife Yuk.
867
00:52:57,592 --> 00:52:59,218
He seduced the victim's wife,
868
00:52:59,219 --> 00:53:02,179
and he was well-planned to possess Yuk too.
869
00:53:02,180 --> 00:53:04,682
He asked Ho Chun to meet him
and then killed him.
870
00:53:04,683 --> 00:53:06,141
Yuk has been disappeared.
871
00:53:06,142 --> 00:53:10,355
We have reasons to believe that
she was killed by Foon too.
872
00:53:10,522 --> 00:53:12,439
We believe that our almighty God...
873
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:13,899
Cause his justice.
874
00:53:13,900 --> 00:53:15,025
This is a court,
875
00:53:15,026 --> 00:53:19,114
as well as a place God shows justice!
876
00:53:21,241 --> 00:53:22,701
He is really something.
877
00:53:25,245 --> 00:53:26,705
Defense counsel.
878
00:53:28,206 --> 00:53:31,208
Your Honor, may I ask
the jury few questions?
879
00:53:31,209 --> 00:53:32,418
What questions?
880
00:53:32,419 --> 00:53:34,169
Very important questions.
881
00:53:34,170 --> 00:53:35,170
Go ahead.
882
00:53:35,171 --> 00:53:40,385
If you think the accused is handsome,
please raise your hands.
883
00:53:43,388 --> 00:53:47,600
If not, please raise your hands.
884
00:53:49,352 --> 00:53:51,478
If you think the accused is terribly ugly,
885
00:53:51,479 --> 00:53:53,940
please raise your hands.
886
00:54:04,659 --> 00:54:08,495
Ladies and gentlemen,
the accused is ugly and poor,
887
00:54:08,496 --> 00:54:11,166
you can see how ugly looking he is.
888
00:54:11,249 --> 00:54:12,833
How could he seduce
889
00:54:12,834 --> 00:54:15,794
the wife of the manager
of a well-off family?
890
00:54:15,795 --> 00:54:17,046
Your Honor, objection!
891
00:54:17,172 --> 00:54:18,006
Your Honor,
892
00:54:18,007 --> 00:54:20,758
I just want to prove the
motive of killing...
893
00:54:20,759 --> 00:54:23,302
is actually ridiculous!
894
00:54:23,303 --> 00:54:27,306
Your Honor, the defense counsel is
ridiculous and not practical!
895
00:54:27,307 --> 00:54:28,725
Alright, be a bit practical.
896
00:54:28,850 --> 00:54:29,684
Lady,
897
00:54:29,685 --> 00:54:31,602
if the accused wants to court you,
will you accept that?
898
00:54:31,603 --> 00:54:32,770
Of course not.
899
00:54:32,771 --> 00:54:34,104
If he gives you a thousand,
900
00:54:34,105 --> 00:54:35,689
can you stay with him for a night?
901
00:54:35,690 --> 00:54:38,192
Nuts! Doesn't he think
he can court me with a thousand only?
902
00:54:38,193 --> 00:54:39,736
What a creep!
903
00:54:40,779 --> 00:54:43,155
Auntie, you should answer
the question only.
904
00:54:43,156 --> 00:54:46,201
Why did you scold me? Who
do you think you are?
905
00:54:46,409 --> 00:54:48,577
You are a pervert!
906
00:54:48,578 --> 00:54:50,370
- You murderer!
- I tell you,
907
00:54:50,371 --> 00:54:52,331
- You deserve to be put behind bars.
- I will not fall for you!
908
00:54:52,332 --> 00:54:53,832
You deserve to die in jail!
909
00:54:53,833 --> 00:54:55,502
You are too bad!
910
00:54:56,961 --> 00:54:58,712
I tell you, you jinx!
911
00:54:58,713 --> 00:55:00,840
- Quiet
- Serve you right!
912
00:55:01,883 --> 00:55:02,592
Your Honor,
913
00:55:02,593 --> 00:55:04,843
I've proved that his motive is doubtful...
914
00:55:04,844 --> 00:55:05,678
Your Honor,
915
00:55:05,679 --> 00:55:09,306
the accused's look
doesn't make sense with killing.
916
00:55:09,307 --> 00:55:10,849
- By the way, the...
- Wait!
917
00:55:10,850 --> 00:55:12,434
You should wait, by the way...
918
00:55:12,435 --> 00:55:13,435
Listen to me first.
919
00:55:13,436 --> 00:55:15,229
Even he wanted to kill Chun,
he would go some place else.
920
00:55:15,230 --> 00:55:18,023
It's senseless to kill
in the place where he is working.
921
00:55:18,024 --> 00:55:19,650
What do you think the
cause of Chun's death?
922
00:55:19,651 --> 00:55:21,777
I don't know, you'd better think!
923
00:55:21,778 --> 00:55:24,071
Maybe, Ho Chun wanted to rape Foon.
But he failed.
924
00:55:24,072 --> 00:55:27,324
So he committed suicide
and made Foon be the scapegoat.
925
00:55:27,325 --> 00:55:31,370
Chan Mon-gut, this is the British court,
926
00:55:31,371 --> 00:55:33,580
not the poor court of you Chinese.
927
00:55:33,581 --> 00:55:35,582
I don't know what you are doing here.
928
00:55:35,583 --> 00:55:36,959
You don't know anything about law.
929
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:39,294
Please go back to study more.
930
00:55:39,295 --> 00:55:41,171
Even you don't think of
your own reputation,
931
00:55:41,172 --> 00:55:44,551
you'd think of the face
of your fellow people.
932
00:55:46,511 --> 00:55:48,346
Sorry...
933
00:55:48,847 --> 00:55:50,806
He always mentions the United Kingdom.
934
00:55:50,807 --> 00:55:53,141
It seems he's forgotten that
Hong Kong was leased to the UK.
935
00:55:53,142 --> 00:55:54,643
They have to return it one day!
936
00:55:54,644 --> 00:55:58,146
Damn it, how dare he be that
cocky in our territory!?
937
00:55:58,147 --> 00:55:59,648
For Foon's sake, don't offend him, OK?
938
00:55:59,649 --> 00:56:01,317
But that's the fact!
939
00:56:01,568 --> 00:56:03,027
Sorry!
940
00:56:06,364 --> 00:56:07,866
Summon the witness.
941
00:56:07,991 --> 00:56:09,366
I was washing rice inside the kitchen.
942
00:56:09,367 --> 00:56:11,535
When I heard the gun shot,
I rushed to the backyard at once.
943
00:56:11,536 --> 00:56:12,786
What did you see?
944
00:56:12,787 --> 00:56:14,913
I saw Ho Chun lying on the ground,
945
00:56:14,914 --> 00:56:16,456
with blood all over his body.
946
00:56:16,457 --> 00:56:20,419
Foon pointed a gun at him and laughed.
947
00:56:20,420 --> 00:56:21,920
He said, Ho Chun, you are dead meat now.
948
00:56:21,921 --> 00:56:23,630
- What's next?
- I was afraid and screamed!
949
00:56:23,631 --> 00:56:25,424
Ho Foon got mad and chased after us.
950
00:56:25,425 --> 00:56:26,759
Objection!
951
00:56:27,051 --> 00:56:28,176
What did you say?
952
00:56:28,177 --> 00:56:30,095
What you've just said differs
from the statement you gave to the police.
953
00:56:30,096 --> 00:56:32,556
I just want to ask
why you amended your statement?
954
00:56:32,557 --> 00:56:34,683
Objection sustained,
witness should answer the question.
955
00:56:34,684 --> 00:56:35,767
I worry that Ho Foon will avenge me.
956
00:56:35,768 --> 00:56:37,729
So I didn't tell all the truth.
957
00:56:38,187 --> 00:56:40,648
I have no question, it's your turn.
958
00:56:41,858 --> 00:56:44,458
I would like to show the jury the evidence,
item number one first.
959
00:56:44,694 --> 00:56:47,654
Witness, this gun can
shoot only one bullet.
960
00:56:47,655 --> 00:56:50,782
You said you heard the gun shot,
so how could he shoot you again?
961
00:56:50,783 --> 00:56:52,075
He didn't want to kill me with gun.
962
00:56:52,076 --> 00:56:53,076
But by what?
963
00:56:53,077 --> 00:56:54,661
Sword.
964
00:56:54,662 --> 00:56:56,539
Are you kidding me?
965
00:56:59,626 --> 00:57:00,876
Really?
966
00:57:00,877 --> 00:57:03,462
He chased after me and wanted to kill me
with capital chopper.
967
00:57:03,463 --> 00:57:07,759
He chased after me, and I was so afraid...
968
00:57:10,053 --> 00:57:12,596
He hit me with rod, non-stop hitting...
969
00:57:12,597 --> 00:57:16,392
He hit from the left and
then from the right...
970
00:57:20,897 --> 00:57:24,067
He wanted to use a pair
of swords to kill me.
971
00:57:26,361 --> 00:57:29,614
I haven't seen these evidence before.
972
00:57:31,074 --> 00:57:32,199
They are our new discoveries.
973
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:34,576
To kill a person, why should he bring along
so many weapons?
974
00:57:34,577 --> 00:57:36,370
That strongly proved that
he was well-planned to kill Chun.
975
00:57:36,371 --> 00:57:37,829
He even wanted to kill innocent citizen.
976
00:57:37,830 --> 00:57:39,999
Even though, he didn't
mind to die with all.
977
00:57:41,542 --> 00:57:43,168
Bull shit! You creeper!
978
00:57:43,169 --> 00:57:45,170
You are framing me, you
will die a dog's death!
979
00:57:45,171 --> 00:57:47,090
Bastard! You will go to hell!
980
00:57:47,757 --> 00:57:50,175
Your Honor, I request to charge Foon
with some more charges...
981
00:57:50,176 --> 00:57:52,219
threatening judiciary officer,
contempt of court,
982
00:57:52,220 --> 00:57:53,220
bodily injury,
983
00:57:53,221 --> 00:57:55,765
and throw rubbish in public place.
984
00:57:56,975 --> 00:57:57,892
Chan Mon-gut.
985
00:57:57,893 --> 00:58:00,143
I didn't do it, I didn't do it.
986
00:58:00,144 --> 00:58:01,896
Don't lose your mind.
987
00:58:02,021 --> 00:58:04,147
Why did you throw my shoe away?
988
00:58:04,148 --> 00:58:05,190
Give me back my shoe.
989
00:58:05,191 --> 00:58:07,068
Take this first.
990
00:58:30,008 --> 00:58:32,802
Super swords!
991
00:58:34,637 --> 00:58:38,266
Capital Chopper!
992
00:58:39,225 --> 00:58:40,601
I smell something weird.
993
00:58:44,605 --> 00:58:45,565
What's this?
994
00:58:45,566 --> 00:58:47,191
Cat's stool.
995
00:58:49,110 --> 00:58:50,987
Why are you that hungry?
996
00:58:51,446 --> 00:58:53,238
It may be very important clues.
997
00:58:53,239 --> 00:58:55,073
Brother Lone, what made you think so?
998
00:58:55,074 --> 00:58:57,660
Because of my name.
999
00:58:58,745 --> 00:59:01,289
I made many clues.
1000
00:59:01,539 --> 00:59:02,790
How about that shoe?
1001
00:59:03,499 --> 00:59:04,958
- Yes, much is found!
- Give it to Brother Lone,
1002
00:59:04,959 --> 00:59:06,334
it's very important!
1003
00:59:06,335 --> 00:59:07,669
Greet Brother Lone.
1004
00:59:07,670 --> 00:59:09,088
Brother Lone.
1005
00:59:12,633 --> 00:59:14,218
I heard steps.
1006
00:59:15,678 --> 00:59:18,764
And it's far away...
1007
00:59:18,765 --> 00:59:21,392
It's late, Brother Lone,
let's call it a day.
1008
00:59:21,976 --> 00:59:23,436
Wait for me.
1009
00:59:23,728 --> 00:59:25,687
Super swords and capital chopper.
1010
00:59:25,688 --> 00:59:27,940
I can tell it's a trap.
1011
00:59:28,566 --> 00:59:30,484
The prosecutor is cocky!
1012
00:59:30,485 --> 00:59:31,319
Who the hell is he?
1013
00:59:31,319 --> 00:59:32,236
A very sharp-tongued lawyer.
1014
00:59:32,237 --> 00:59:34,237
What a co-incidence,
he is Ho Chun's boss,
1015
00:59:34,238 --> 00:59:35,865
named Ho Chung.
1016
00:59:37,158 --> 00:59:38,742
Who is his boss then?
1017
00:59:38,743 --> 00:59:41,286
His dad, Ho Sai.
1018
00:59:41,287 --> 00:59:42,621
Ho Sai?
1019
00:59:42,622 --> 00:59:44,206
He is a rich merchant,
1020
00:59:44,207 --> 00:59:45,624
and is the council member.
1021
00:59:45,625 --> 00:59:48,252
He owns many properties
in Western District.
1022
00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:49,879
Sai?
1023
00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:51,464
Yes, Sai.
1024
00:59:51,589 --> 00:59:53,965
Hearing this word Sai, I...
1025
00:59:53,966 --> 00:59:55,425
Did it ring your bell?
1026
00:59:55,426 --> 01:00:00,847
Right, because I remember Foon has...
1027
01:00:00,848 --> 01:00:01,682
What?
1028
01:00:01,683 --> 01:00:03,810
A piece of jade which
the word Sai is carved.
1029
01:00:04,227 --> 01:00:06,729
Maybe, there is another story.
1030
01:00:13,903 --> 01:00:16,404
This may be related
to the poor orphan, Ho Foon.
1031
01:00:16,405 --> 01:00:17,865
- Wu Man.
- Hubby.
1032
01:00:17,907 --> 01:00:19,533
Do you know anything about Ho Sai?
1033
01:00:19,534 --> 01:00:20,909
He is a Catholic, a righteous man.
1034
01:00:20,910 --> 01:00:22,452
Good! Yan.
1035
01:00:22,453 --> 01:00:24,746
- Yes
- Send this picture to Ho Sai at once.
1036
01:00:24,747 --> 01:00:26,957
I want him to meet Foon in court.
1037
01:00:26,958 --> 01:00:29,459
Master, why do you draw
such perverse picture?
1038
01:00:29,460 --> 01:00:30,837
Do you feel happy?
1039
01:00:42,515 --> 01:00:44,892
Brother Lone, we all count on you.
1040
01:00:45,351 --> 01:00:46,519
Please go ahead.
1041
01:00:46,561 --> 01:00:48,019
The witness
1042
01:00:48,020 --> 01:00:50,272
must be bribed or threatened.
1043
01:00:50,273 --> 01:00:52,774
An eye for an eye! I want
to threaten them too.
1044
01:00:52,775 --> 01:00:54,067
Please find them out.
1045
01:00:54,068 --> 01:00:56,945
And then torture them, make them confess.
1046
01:00:56,946 --> 01:00:59,990
Good idea. How can you
figure this idea out?
1047
01:00:59,991 --> 01:01:02,243
I... I use my brain.
1048
01:01:02,535 --> 01:01:03,786
Don't worry.
1049
01:01:05,580 --> 01:01:07,206
Count on me.
1050
01:01:19,677 --> 01:01:22,555
It's alright, count on me.
1051
01:01:26,475 --> 01:01:29,228
Don't worry, count on me.
1052
01:01:33,566 --> 01:01:35,610
Brother Lone doesn't seems to be alright
1053
01:01:38,696 --> 01:01:41,406
Your Honor, I would like
to summon a new witness.
1054
01:01:41,407 --> 01:01:42,949
What big deal?
1055
01:01:42,950 --> 01:01:44,201
Your old man!
1056
01:01:44,202 --> 01:01:46,203
Objection, how dare he scold my old man?
1057
01:01:46,204 --> 01:01:50,749
Come on, don't always object,
can you listen his words first?
1058
01:01:50,750 --> 01:01:53,585
Summon Sir Ho Sai.
1059
01:01:53,586 --> 01:01:55,254
I mean your dad!
1060
01:02:04,972 --> 01:02:06,515
This is my master.
1061
01:02:07,892 --> 01:02:09,392
Chan Mon-gut.
1062
01:02:09,393 --> 01:02:11,479
Sir, thank you for your help.
1063
01:02:29,872 --> 01:02:33,542
Please follow me. I swear
with my sincerity.
1064
01:02:36,254 --> 01:02:39,131
Sir, do you know the accused Ho Foon?
1065
01:02:39,257 --> 01:02:40,508
No.
1066
01:02:40,841 --> 01:02:45,471
But he is like my concubine Yu-fa.
1067
01:02:45,846 --> 01:02:46,931
What?
1068
01:02:47,014 --> 01:02:49,475
You have had a son with your concubine?
1069
01:02:50,393 --> 01:02:54,188
Yes, we have a son named Nim-sai.
1070
01:02:55,982 --> 01:02:57,984
But he is dead.
1071
01:02:58,192 --> 01:02:59,735
Why?
1072
01:03:00,569 --> 01:03:01,778
I don't know.
1073
01:03:01,779 --> 01:03:03,446
Why don't you know that?
1074
01:03:03,447 --> 01:03:05,782
We've lost each other for over 20 years.
1075
01:03:05,783 --> 01:03:08,034
Why did you say he's dead?
1076
01:03:08,035 --> 01:03:10,078
I saw his dead body.
1077
01:03:10,079 --> 01:03:12,998
How could you confirm that was your son?
1078
01:03:12,999 --> 01:03:15,166
From his ass.
1079
01:03:15,167 --> 01:03:16,376
Ass?
1080
01:03:16,377 --> 01:03:17,377
Right,
1081
01:03:17,461 --> 01:03:22,508
I saw a triangular birthmark
on the body's ass.
1082
01:03:22,717 --> 01:03:24,677
That makes me believe that
was my son's dead body.
1083
01:03:24,969 --> 01:03:27,429
Sir, there are so many unexpected things
happened on earth.
1084
01:03:27,430 --> 01:03:29,223
For many things, you may not believe it.
1085
01:03:29,348 --> 01:03:31,474
Foon, do you want me to teach you?
1086
01:03:31,475 --> 01:03:32,892
Take off your pants! Now!
1087
01:03:32,893 --> 01:03:34,103
Yes!
1088
01:03:40,568 --> 01:03:41,651
How about the one I saw?
1089
01:03:41,652 --> 01:03:43,570
You just saw his ass, but not the face.
1090
01:03:43,571 --> 01:03:45,947
The birthmark may be drawn by someone.
1091
01:03:45,948 --> 01:03:47,491
It may be drawn by someone.
1092
01:03:47,950 --> 01:03:49,242
So you are my son?
1093
01:03:49,243 --> 01:03:52,454
I'm so glad to see you meeting your son!
1094
01:03:52,455 --> 01:03:53,331
Nim-sai!
1095
01:03:53,332 --> 01:03:58,586
Nim-sai...
1096
01:04:01,422 --> 01:04:03,423
Don't be too excited.
1097
01:04:03,424 --> 01:04:06,469
Men, come and take care of Sir Ho.
1098
01:04:08,971 --> 01:04:09,930
So, you've seen,
1099
01:04:09,931 --> 01:04:12,432
Sir Ho admitted the accused as his son.
1100
01:04:12,433 --> 01:04:18,605
This may be a deliberate conspiracy,
1101
01:04:18,606 --> 01:04:21,649
a trap for a nullius filius.
1102
01:04:21,650 --> 01:04:24,110
But the witness didn't swear
1103
01:04:24,111 --> 01:04:26,071
in front of the Bible.
1104
01:04:26,072 --> 01:04:28,573
So, his words won't be
accepted by the court.
1105
01:04:28,574 --> 01:04:29,699
He swore.
1106
01:04:29,700 --> 01:04:32,827
His hands touched the Bible,
but he said nothing.
1107
01:04:32,828 --> 01:04:34,747
Alright, again.
1108
01:04:48,844 --> 01:04:51,596
Your Honor, although such
a sad thing happened,
1109
01:04:51,597 --> 01:04:53,556
the words of the witness
said before his death...
1110
01:04:53,557 --> 01:04:55,141
Should be forgotten.
1111
01:04:55,142 --> 01:04:55,851
Nuts!
1112
01:04:55,852 --> 01:04:58,229
He did say the truth, how can you deny it?
1113
01:04:59,605 --> 01:05:01,898
Sorry, law is law.
1114
01:05:01,899 --> 01:05:03,651
Not any word should be amended.
1115
01:05:03,692 --> 01:05:05,486
Chan Mon-gut, I can't help you.
1116
01:05:05,694 --> 01:05:08,238
Your Honor, you can!
1117
01:05:08,239 --> 01:05:10,408
You'd better learn again.
1118
01:05:10,908 --> 01:05:12,742
Your dad died, and you
don't even shed a tear.
1119
01:05:12,743 --> 01:05:14,578
I think I'd better learn from you.
1120
01:05:15,079 --> 01:05:16,913
It's all because of you!
1121
01:05:16,914 --> 01:05:18,248
My dad had heart disease.
1122
01:05:18,249 --> 01:05:20,291
If you didn't ask him to be witness,
he wouldn't have died.
1123
01:05:20,292 --> 01:05:21,794
You, murderer!
1124
01:05:23,129 --> 01:05:24,672
Your Honor, I am sorry.
1125
01:05:25,214 --> 01:05:28,759
My father died, I can't control my emotion.
1126
01:05:41,021 --> 01:05:41,856
What's up?
1127
01:05:41,981 --> 01:05:43,690
Damn it! You pretend crying!
1128
01:05:43,691 --> 01:05:44,608
You bastard!
1129
01:05:44,609 --> 01:05:47,402
You don't even have tears in your eyes,
can you see it?
1130
01:05:47,403 --> 01:05:48,945
It's dry!
1131
01:05:48,946 --> 01:05:51,322
You are caught red-handed!
1132
01:05:51,323 --> 01:05:52,532
Why do you pretend crying?
1133
01:05:52,533 --> 01:05:53,951
To hell with you!
1134
01:05:54,869 --> 01:05:58,497
Hey, you'd better behave!
1135
01:05:58,581 --> 01:06:01,332
Wait, let me tell you a story.
1136
01:06:01,333 --> 01:06:05,504
Once upon a time, there
was a noble named Ho.
1137
01:06:05,713 --> 01:06:07,631
He had a son named Ho Chung.
1138
01:06:08,048 --> 01:06:12,093
Sir Ho was old,
his son would be his heir of course.
1139
01:06:12,094 --> 01:06:17,016
But, suddenly,
his nullius filius Ho Foon appeared.
1140
01:06:19,185 --> 01:06:21,478
Someone worried his
status would be affected.
1141
01:06:21,479 --> 01:06:23,855
So he sent his fellow Chun...
1142
01:06:23,856 --> 01:06:25,607
to kill that nullius filius.
1143
01:06:25,608 --> 01:06:27,859
But, Chun failed.
1144
01:06:27,860 --> 01:06:31,029
Someone just took
this opportunity to kill Chun.
1145
01:06:31,030 --> 01:06:35,034
And made that poor kid be the scapegoat.
1146
01:06:35,075 --> 01:06:40,623
That guy is really hard-hearted
and cold-blooded!
1147
01:06:44,960 --> 01:06:48,214
What do you think about my assumption?
1148
01:06:55,804 --> 01:06:58,390
Prosecutor, why do you laugh?
1149
01:06:58,891 --> 01:07:01,684
Because this is such a nonsense
and stupid story.
1150
01:07:01,685 --> 01:07:03,311
Nonsense and stupid, huh?
1151
01:07:03,312 --> 01:07:05,021
But you are all sweat!
1152
01:07:05,022 --> 01:07:06,815
It's really weird.
1153
01:07:08,817 --> 01:07:11,946
Prosecutor, where were you
when the homicide happened?
1154
01:07:12,029 --> 01:07:12,947
At home.
1155
01:07:12,947 --> 01:07:13,864
What were you doing?
1156
01:07:13,865 --> 01:07:15,156
- Reading.
- What book did you read?
1157
01:07:15,157 --> 01:07:16,033
A tale of two cities.
1158
01:07:16,033 --> 01:07:16,992
Where did you stop?
1159
01:07:16,993 --> 01:07:19,869
Well... the soldiers...
1160
01:07:19,870 --> 01:07:20,954
The soldiers met Snow White, is that right?
1161
01:07:20,955 --> 01:07:22,706
Yes, they met Snow White...
1162
01:07:23,123 --> 01:07:25,333
No, you are fooling me!
1163
01:07:25,334 --> 01:07:28,754
Smart you! So, where did you stop?
1164
01:07:28,921 --> 01:07:30,046
Why should I answer your question?
1165
01:07:30,047 --> 01:07:31,923
Right, I don't know why
you want to answer me!
1166
01:07:31,924 --> 01:07:33,216
What a shame!
1167
01:07:33,217 --> 01:07:34,384
Chan Mon-gut, you've gone too far!
1168
01:07:34,385 --> 01:07:36,136
Wipe your sweat first!
1169
01:07:37,763 --> 01:07:40,849
I think you haven't had good sleep lately.
1170
01:07:40,891 --> 01:07:43,268
Does Ho Chun visit you every night?
1171
01:07:43,269 --> 01:07:44,061
Your Honor!
1172
01:07:44,061 --> 01:07:45,020
Let's go back to our topic,
1173
01:07:45,021 --> 01:07:47,313
what did you do that night?
1174
01:07:47,314 --> 01:07:50,567
I told you, I read at home.
1175
01:07:50,568 --> 01:07:52,277
No, I don't mean the night Chun was killed.
1176
01:07:52,278 --> 01:07:54,362
I mean the night before he was killed.
1177
01:07:54,363 --> 01:07:56,240
Before killing him, I went...
1178
01:08:00,536 --> 01:08:01,870
Yes!
1179
01:08:04,206 --> 01:08:05,833
You're finished!
1180
01:08:10,629 --> 01:08:12,964
Your Honor, I request to reach
the final address.
1181
01:08:12,965 --> 01:08:16,844
Damn you! Tell us what you did
on the night before Chun's death.
1182
01:08:17,845 --> 01:08:19,930
Police.
1183
01:08:23,642 --> 01:08:25,894
No! I mean Chan Mon-gut.
1184
01:08:26,395 --> 01:08:27,271
What's the matter?
1185
01:08:27,272 --> 01:08:32,108
The defense counsel's personal
point of view is really amazing!
1186
01:08:32,109 --> 01:08:34,695
But according to the legal procedure...
1187
01:08:34,862 --> 01:08:37,031
Come on! Why are you so stubborn?
1188
01:08:37,072 --> 01:08:39,825
You're charged with contempt of court.
1189
01:08:39,950 --> 01:08:44,621
I have to sent you to jail for one day.
1190
01:08:44,622 --> 01:08:46,040
Immediate execution.
1191
01:08:46,248 --> 01:08:48,166
Your Honor, are you kidding me?
1192
01:08:48,167 --> 01:08:50,001
Your Honor, can you give me face?
1193
01:08:50,002 --> 01:08:52,796
- Hubby.
- Are you kidding me?
1194
01:08:54,590 --> 01:08:56,841
Your Honor, for what we've just heard,
1195
01:08:56,842 --> 01:08:58,593
should we forget them too?
1196
01:08:58,594 --> 01:09:02,055
Since the statement is
against legal procedure,
1197
01:09:02,056 --> 01:09:06,851
Jury, you should forget
everything you've just heard.
1198
01:09:06,852 --> 01:09:09,854
Chan Mon-gut will be represented by Wu Man.
1199
01:09:09,855 --> 01:09:12,273
Tomorrow, the final address
should be presented.
1200
01:09:12,274 --> 01:09:13,651
Court.
1201
01:09:52,147 --> 01:09:53,357
Brother Foon.
1202
01:09:53,691 --> 01:09:54,858
Miss Shui.
1203
01:09:55,234 --> 01:09:56,819
Why are you here?
1204
01:09:56,860 --> 01:09:58,111
I come to save you.
1205
01:09:58,112 --> 01:10:00,030
Alright, I'll pack up first.
1206
01:10:02,366 --> 01:10:04,243
I just want to prove your personality.
1207
01:10:05,035 --> 01:10:06,412
I am right.
1208
01:10:06,829 --> 01:10:10,081
You are a gutless coward.
1209
01:10:10,082 --> 01:10:11,166
What?
1210
01:10:11,667 --> 01:10:13,209
If you leave like this,
1211
01:10:13,210 --> 01:10:15,086
you will be sinful forever.
1212
01:10:15,087 --> 01:10:17,714
You can't live peacefully and
you'd hide up for the rest of your life.
1213
01:10:17,715 --> 01:10:20,092
You would be a criminal forever.
1214
01:10:21,927 --> 01:10:23,429
I have decided to stay.
1215
01:10:23,929 --> 01:10:25,180
That's why I love you.
1216
01:10:31,395 --> 01:10:32,730
Creep!
1217
01:10:33,856 --> 01:10:35,566
Ho Foon, someone comes to visit you.
1218
01:10:37,901 --> 01:10:39,528
Miss Shui.
1219
01:10:41,071 --> 01:10:42,488
Where did you cut your hair?
1220
01:10:42,489 --> 01:10:43,990
Number 9, Nathan Road.
1221
01:10:43,991 --> 01:10:45,908
Cut the crap, I won't go.
1222
01:10:45,909 --> 01:10:47,910
I am not a gutless coward.
1223
01:10:47,911 --> 01:10:49,495
If I leave like this,
I will be sinful for the rest of my life.
1224
01:10:49,496 --> 01:10:51,247
I won't live peacefully.
1225
01:10:51,248 --> 01:10:52,832
And I will be a criminal forever.
1226
01:10:52,833 --> 01:10:54,333
I won't leave.
1227
01:10:54,334 --> 01:10:57,087
I come to express my support.
1228
01:10:57,129 --> 01:10:58,963
You can't lose in this case.
1229
01:10:58,964 --> 01:11:01,175
Because your master's name is so important.
1230
01:11:02,217 --> 01:11:03,635
But now, I know that,
1231
01:11:03,719 --> 01:11:06,847
you are a real brave and quixotic hero.
1232
01:11:08,265 --> 01:11:09,767
I believe that you are innocent.
1233
01:11:12,102 --> 01:11:12,811
I'll wait for you.
1234
01:11:12,812 --> 01:11:15,063
Good speech!
1235
01:11:17,232 --> 01:11:19,610
Will you wait for me?
1236
01:11:29,828 --> 01:11:31,496
You'll be released at 5 pm tomorrow.
1237
01:11:31,497 --> 01:11:33,332
How about the final address?
1238
01:11:33,665 --> 01:11:35,249
They can do nothing to me.
1239
01:11:35,250 --> 01:11:36,834
They can't imagine that,
you studied law in UK too.
1240
01:11:36,835 --> 01:11:39,129
Tomorrow, you'll take my place.
1241
01:11:39,171 --> 01:11:40,213
Hubby...
1242
01:11:40,214 --> 01:11:42,466
You'll handle Foon's life.
1243
01:11:42,508 --> 01:11:44,008
You sent me to study law in UK...
1244
01:11:44,009 --> 01:11:46,511
isn't it because you felt boring?
1245
01:11:46,512 --> 01:11:49,264
Of course not! The world is so big!
1246
01:11:49,306 --> 01:11:51,098
I think, it's a good deed...
1247
01:11:51,099 --> 01:11:54,144
to let you see the world, is that right?
1248
01:11:54,353 --> 01:11:57,606
Hubby, I didn't study law in UK.
1249
01:11:57,940 --> 01:11:59,274
They rejected me.
1250
01:12:00,275 --> 01:12:03,028
So, what did you study in UK?
1251
01:12:03,612 --> 01:12:05,363
Fashion design.
1252
01:12:05,364 --> 01:12:06,656
What did you say?
1253
01:12:06,657 --> 01:12:09,659
- Time's up.
- I studied fashion design.
1254
01:12:09,660 --> 01:12:11,577
Fashion design.
1255
01:12:11,578 --> 01:12:13,162
Hubby, what shall we do?
1256
01:12:13,163 --> 01:12:15,332
Fashion design?!
1257
01:12:19,127 --> 01:12:20,420
Court.
1258
01:12:27,970 --> 01:12:30,973
Prosecutor, you can start
your final address now.
1259
01:12:33,934 --> 01:12:35,811
Although sentiment counts beyond law.
1260
01:12:36,144 --> 01:12:38,939
One should be punished if he killed.
1261
01:12:39,231 --> 01:12:40,523
You'd better think.
1262
01:12:40,524 --> 01:12:41,983
If your family was killed,
1263
01:12:41,984 --> 01:12:43,360
what'll you do?
1264
01:12:43,735 --> 01:12:45,903
Now, all the evidences
which the court admitted,
1265
01:12:45,904 --> 01:12:49,616
prove Ho Foon is the murderer.
1266
01:12:50,075 --> 01:12:54,371
I request the jury would
plead Ho Foon guilty.
1267
01:12:55,122 --> 01:12:56,456
Defense counsel.
1268
01:13:00,127 --> 01:13:02,546
My husband paid me to study law in UK.
1269
01:13:02,963 --> 01:13:05,465
But I am so sorry to
him, I didn't study law.
1270
01:13:05,799 --> 01:13:07,509
I studied fashion design.
1271
01:13:10,345 --> 01:13:12,138
I am not well educated,
1272
01:13:12,139 --> 01:13:13,974
but I don't understand one thing.
1273
01:13:14,600 --> 01:13:17,393
What's more important?
1274
01:13:17,394 --> 01:13:19,479
Legal procedure or life?
1275
01:13:20,522 --> 01:13:23,609
Your Honor, if you don't mind me
telling my point of view.
1276
01:13:24,151 --> 01:13:26,652
I think that, you've studied
so many years of law,
1277
01:13:26,653 --> 01:13:28,614
you have got nothing at all.
1278
01:13:31,199 --> 01:13:34,036
Like my husband, I haven't studied law.
1279
01:13:34,578 --> 01:13:37,247
But I dare to open my eyes to see
what's right and wrong.
1280
01:13:38,040 --> 01:13:39,833
I am proud of my hubby.
1281
01:13:40,500 --> 01:13:41,835
I love him.
1282
01:13:42,669 --> 01:13:46,172
Jury, I believe that you are not nuts.
1283
01:13:46,173 --> 01:13:48,050
You should know how to judge.
1284
01:13:48,508 --> 01:13:50,092
If all of you are nuts,
1285
01:13:50,093 --> 01:13:51,887
it'll be useless to say anything.
1286
01:13:53,055 --> 01:13:54,431
Thank you very much.
1287
01:14:04,274 --> 01:14:05,691
You've been released!
1288
01:14:05,692 --> 01:14:06,568
Yes.
1289
01:14:06,569 --> 01:14:07,902
You heard everything?
1290
01:14:07,903 --> 01:14:08,779
Yes.
1291
01:14:08,779 --> 01:14:09,655
What do you think?
1292
01:14:09,656 --> 01:14:12,532
Excellent!
1293
01:14:15,160 --> 01:14:17,329
You're very much appreciated.
1294
01:14:18,413 --> 01:14:19,373
You are flattering me.
1295
01:14:19,374 --> 01:14:21,875
Of course not! Look.
1296
01:14:26,463 --> 01:14:29,091
The blind is being touched by you,
he is crying.
1297
01:14:29,132 --> 01:14:31,676
Your Honor, if there isn't anything
special, I request a rest.
1298
01:14:31,677 --> 01:14:34,972
For I have an eye problem.
You see pus from my eyes?
1299
01:14:43,563 --> 01:14:45,481
Jury, have you reached any verdict?
1300
01:14:45,482 --> 01:14:46,775
Yes.
1301
01:14:48,902 --> 01:14:50,111
Unanimous?
1302
01:14:50,112 --> 01:14:51,655
Yes.
1303
01:14:59,162 --> 01:15:02,081
The jury has pleaded the accused guilty.
1304
01:15:02,082 --> 01:15:06,628
As stipulated,
1305
01:15:10,007 --> 01:15:13,427
the accused should be hanged.
1306
01:15:28,817 --> 01:15:29,943
Court.
1307
01:15:30,444 --> 01:15:31,528
Court.
1308
01:15:44,541 --> 01:15:45,709
Wait.
1309
01:15:53,759 --> 01:15:55,927
Thank you for taking care of me.
1310
01:15:56,219 --> 01:15:58,096
This chicken leg is for you.
1311
01:16:12,778 --> 01:16:14,029
Sir.
1312
01:17:00,617 --> 01:17:01,742
You kill me,
1313
01:17:01,743 --> 01:17:03,912
but many many Ho Foons will appear.
1314
01:17:06,581 --> 01:17:07,833
Sir.
1315
01:17:13,213 --> 01:17:14,214
Wait.
1316
01:17:14,756 --> 01:17:17,466
Your Honor, what punishment
Ho Foon should receive?
1317
01:17:17,467 --> 01:17:19,510
He is stipulated to be hanged.
1318
01:17:19,511 --> 01:17:22,347
It's alright. Yan. Let him down.
1319
01:17:22,973 --> 01:17:24,140
What do you want?
1320
01:17:24,141 --> 01:17:25,808
You just ordered to hang him.
1321
01:17:25,809 --> 01:17:27,685
Not hang him to death.
1322
01:17:27,686 --> 01:17:28,894
Now, he has been hung.
1323
01:17:28,895 --> 01:17:30,312
So, you should set him free now.
1324
01:17:30,313 --> 01:17:31,273
That's cavil at words!
1325
01:17:31,274 --> 01:17:33,315
Your Honor, law is law.
1326
01:17:33,316 --> 01:17:35,109
Not even one letter should be amended.
1327
01:17:35,110 --> 01:17:36,862
Now, I can't help you.
1328
01:17:37,112 --> 01:17:38,488
Your Honor!
1329
01:17:38,864 --> 01:17:40,573
Think before you speak.
1330
01:17:40,574 --> 01:17:42,741
Otherwise, you will lose
the face of British government.
1331
01:17:42,742 --> 01:17:44,911
And you may be charged with murdering.
1332
01:17:49,207 --> 01:17:51,041
I want an urgent meeting first.
1333
01:17:51,042 --> 01:17:52,459
Alright, back to your work.
1334
01:17:52,460 --> 01:17:54,003
You are all nuts!
1335
01:17:54,004 --> 01:17:55,172
Get lost.
1336
01:18:08,518 --> 01:18:10,395
It's my time!
1337
01:18:35,086 --> 01:18:36,837
The final decision of the court
has been reached.
1338
01:18:36,838 --> 01:18:38,464
The penalty has been carried out.
1339
01:18:38,465 --> 01:18:40,759
Ho Foon is free now.
1340
01:18:46,348 --> 01:18:48,099
Bravo!
1341
01:18:54,981 --> 01:18:56,566
I'm free.
1342
01:18:56,733 --> 01:18:59,653
Ho Chung, you are under arrest,
you are charged with murder.
1343
01:19:02,739 --> 01:19:04,532
- Brother Foon.
- Lotus.
1344
01:19:04,574 --> 01:19:09,578
"My dear baby, your sudden appearance..."
1345
01:19:09,579 --> 01:19:14,376
"makes me feel excited..."
1346
01:19:15,168 --> 01:19:17,587
Closer...
1347
01:19:18,672 --> 01:19:21,466
I am ready. Alright?
1348
01:19:28,348 --> 01:19:30,182
We are going to take the bridal pictures,
1349
01:19:30,183 --> 01:19:32,434
we should be a bit serious,
is that right, hubby?
1350
01:19:32,435 --> 01:19:35,063
Well, look at me!
1351
01:19:35,397 --> 01:19:36,647
More serious!
1352
01:19:36,648 --> 01:19:37,482
Bravo!
1353
01:19:37,483 --> 01:19:39,776
Master, here comes Foon.
1354
01:19:40,318 --> 01:19:43,153
Master, Madam.
1355
01:19:43,154 --> 01:19:43,989
Foon.
1356
01:19:43,990 --> 01:19:45,532
- Brother Foon.
- Brother Gut.
1357
01:19:45,949 --> 01:19:46,991
Where is Miss Shui?
1358
01:19:46,992 --> 01:19:48,409
I sent her to study in Britain.
1359
01:19:48,410 --> 01:19:49,410
What's she going to study?
1360
01:19:49,411 --> 01:19:50,869
English literature.
1361
01:19:50,870 --> 01:19:53,081
That's to study Shakespeare.
1362
01:19:53,581 --> 01:19:55,541
You are cultured! You know Shakespeare too?
1363
01:19:55,542 --> 01:19:56,667
She's suitable to study English literature.
1364
01:19:56,668 --> 01:19:58,712
That's good for her.
1365
01:19:59,504 --> 01:20:01,006
- Foon.
- Master.
1366
01:20:01,089 --> 01:20:03,674
Your hair matches your face.
1367
01:20:03,675 --> 01:20:06,218
You look great! I am so glad to see it.
1368
01:20:06,219 --> 01:20:10,264
Master, today, you marry again,
I am so glad to see it too.
1369
01:20:10,265 --> 01:20:11,682
Well, you must be happier.
1370
01:20:11,683 --> 01:20:13,600
- No, you must be happier...
- Give me face,
1371
01:20:13,601 --> 01:20:15,269
- you must be happier...
- say you're happier than I am.
1372
01:20:15,270 --> 01:20:17,146
You're happier.
1373
01:20:17,147 --> 01:20:19,524
Come on, look at the camera.
1374
01:20:21,609 --> 01:20:23,902
Concentrate, watch.
1375
01:20:23,903 --> 01:20:25,155
It's alright!
1376
01:20:25,322 --> 01:20:27,031
Number nine, Nathan Road?
1377
01:20:27,032 --> 01:20:28,992
Bastard, you look great.
1378
01:20:29,409 --> 01:20:31,243
Damn it, no big deal?
1379
01:20:31,244 --> 01:20:33,620
I don't mind telling you.
A smart looking guy is a big shot!
1380
01:20:33,621 --> 01:20:34,873
So what?
90340
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
