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From an evolutionary standpoint,
homosexuality is a genetic dead end.
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I...
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Have told Sonja about you.
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We've decided to take a break.
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There were people, over the years, who
have chosen to withstand harassment.
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People who have been beaten and killed.
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And that's not because they
really want to be different.
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But because they would rather die, than
to pretend to be someone they're not.
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(Hi. It was nice seeing you as well.
I don't know, but things might have
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gone a little too quickly... I know
it's my fault, but I need time, sorry.)
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You know that thing about me
being a little weird lately...?
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It's because of a person I like.
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It's not a girl.
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What's his name?
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Even.
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Like, he's got to break up
with his girlfriend.
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That's Alex.
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Wow. He's got a guitar and stuff.
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Can you swipe right, don't click on the...
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He looks cool, though.
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The point is that you can pick
for yourself, when you get Tinder
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You can log on, uh...
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Excuse me...?
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Meet a lot of nice people
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And do what you want with them.
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I'm not getting Tinder. No.
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Why not?
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Why not? Isn't that quite obvious?
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When I've kind of got a guy already.
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Yeah, but he lives in London, Noora.
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Now you're just being mean.
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No, I just mean that...
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You're the kind of person who
always does the right thing...
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Who always has to be so good.
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Can't you just jump into it?
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You know...
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No.
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Do like this, "wuh".
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Wuh, yeah. Exactly.
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Now I feel like you're on the...
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Yes, ok...
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Noora!
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Bye, Eskild!
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Love you!
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Difficult! Jesus Christ.
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Everyone knows that William
isn't going to come.
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Jesus...
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Eskild?
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Can I ask you a question?
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Isak, seriously! Now...
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Yes, I accept your apology.
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It's okay. I mean...
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For the last time, I'm not mad at you.
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Okay? I...
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I understand why you said
what you said, and now
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I'm done with it.
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So now you don't have to
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Walk around here like a...
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You're driving me crazy!
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That's not it.
I seriously need an advice...
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From me?
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Okay, you want an advice from 'moi'?
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Yes.
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You want that?
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Because...
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You trust me?
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And look up to me?
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Yes.
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Because I'm your guru?
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Sure.
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Say it.
Say that 'Eskild is my guru.'
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Fuck this.
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Say it! 'Eskild...'
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No. No, just forget about it.
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Fine, fine, fine. Fine, Isak. Okay.
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What...
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What is it you're wondering?
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You...
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You know that guy, Even?
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Yup. What about him?
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Nah, we had a thing, you know...
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And he said that he would
break up with his girlfriend.
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And then suddenly
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He says that things happened too fast
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And...
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Then he's back together
with his girlfriend.
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And then...
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And then a while after that
he gives me this drawing.
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And I'm thinking, "Okay, cool," and I send
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him a message thanking him for the drawing.
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But then he doesn't answer...
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But he has a girlfriend?
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Yeah.
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Okay. For how long have they been together?
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For about four years.
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Okay?
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That's not good, or?
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I mean, yeah. Or, I don't know, how...
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How honest would you like me to be?
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Not too honest, maybe.
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No, you know what, fuck it.
Just say it like it is.
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Yeah, I mean. I...
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I mean, I know a lot of...
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Guys in heterosexual relationships
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Who sleep with guys.
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That's pretty normal, but...
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Not a lot of guys leave their
girlfriends to be together...
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I think... Or, I mean...
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It's...
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Or they might, I mean it's just my advice.
That's just my opinion.
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My... My guru-advising.
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Kinda. And I'm not Buddha.
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Or...
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I'm not God. Kinda, or...
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So...
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Was that helpful?
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Okay, Sana.
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What is excretion? Task fifteen.
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A, excretion of nitrogenous waste.
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B, excretion of carbon dioxide.
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C, excretion of excess
matters in the body, or...
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D, excretion of wastes.
Yes, it's that one!
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I read it last week.
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What, D?
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No, no, no. It's A.
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A?
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No!
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It's A?
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Where did you get D from?
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Nitrogenous waste?
We haven't read about that.
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Nitrogenous waste...
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Well, we definitely haven't read about
excretion of waste from their organs.
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That doesn't even make sense.
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What do you mean, it doesn't make sense?
This is what we've covered in class.
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Organs don't excrete waste?
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Why not?
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Anyway, it's not A.
That has nothing to do with anything.
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Nitrogen?
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Don't joke around with me right now.
It's A.
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Jesus Christ.
Why are we having this discussion?
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Just... Just trust me, Sana.
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I trust myself, and it's A.
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Like, this is my subject.
I know what I'm doing.
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It's my subject as well.
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Can you just circle A? It is A!
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Let's just Google it.
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I'm not being bothered
by your stubbornness.
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If you're so insecure that you
have to Google it, go ahead.
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But I know that I'm right,
and I know that it's A.
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I'm not insecure,
I know that I'm right as well.
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But I'm not going to answer A on it.
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So... Yeah. What are we going to do?
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Hello?
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Excuse me?
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Yes, Sana?
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What do we do if we
can't agree on an answer?
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Then you'll circle both alternatives.
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And then write your names next to
the one you think is the correct one.
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Easy.
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D, Isak.
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A, what's your name again?
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What's the next question?
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How does...
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The transportation take place in animals...
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Without a circulatory system?
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Can all duos please write their
names at the top of their paper?
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I'll do it.
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(I hope you don't find this question to
be rude, but is it true that you're gay?)
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(Where did you hear that?)
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(It was just somebody saying that you and
that Even guy from third year had a thing?)
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(Who said it?)
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(Someone in first year who'd heard it
from Emma who knows his girlfriend.)
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(Sorry if it's not true.)
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(But it's really cool if you are.)
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(I love gays!)
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Where IKEA get all of the
names for their furniture from.
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If they, like, just go to a Swedish
name registry and take some from there?
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Hi, Isak.
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Who is she?
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I don't know.
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Hey, what's up?
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'Sup?
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What's this?
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I think that guy's found his song.
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I have. Fuck, it's so nice.
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Ey, what's up?
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Nah, not much.
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Isak said he'll be hosting
a pre-drink on Friday.
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I am with you, man. I'm in!
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You'll join, right?
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Yeah. Yeah, of course we're in.
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I'm not going to get violent again.
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Okay, that's chill.
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Oh! Did you hear the rumor that you guys
fought at Emma's party because Isak is gay?
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What? No?
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Yup. It's hilarious! Haven't you heard?
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What did you say we fought about?
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That he's gay.
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Yeah, why would we fight about that?
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You were a Muslim.
I don't fucking know.
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I'm not even a Muslim?
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I know, it's fucking hilarious!
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Is it hilarious that the entire school
thinks I'm a homophobe?
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Homophobe?
(Magnus making fun of Mahdi's pronunciation.)
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Homophobe.
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Yeah, but...
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Yeah, okay. But that's not hilarious...
Like, is that funny?
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No... But it's hilarious that
people think that Isak is gay!
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You did tell them that it's bullshit?
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I said they should watch out, 'cause you
would 'jihad' the entire school, bro.
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Just kidding. I told them Isak
was going to a family dinner.
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That you fought because...
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We didn't even fight?!
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Relax, man. It's okay.
It's only a rumor, okay?
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Chill.
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Uh, guys...
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Do you remember...
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Do you remember when we were
watching those girls dance?
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Bro, every time I close my eyes
the only thing I see are those girls.
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Fuck, they were hot.
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Yeah, but do you remember...
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That a guy came up to us?
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That gay guy?
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Why do you think he's gay?
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You're the one who said he was gay?
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No, no! Not him, not him. I'm talking about
the other guy who came over.
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Yeah, maybe...?
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The guy who...
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The guy who said I'd forgotten
my hat in the cafeteria.
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Yeah, I think I remember him.
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Yeah.
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What about him?
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We've had a thing.
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A thing?
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A thing.
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The fuck, are you gay?
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I'm not gay.
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Well, maybe I'm a little gay, but
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It's not as though... Yeah.
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I'm not keen on you guys, for example.
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It's not as though I'm keen on
all guys all the time.
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But... You hook up with
chicks every weekend?
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Yeah, but maybe he's pansexual.
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What's pansexual?
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It's when you like both.
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That's bisexual?
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Yeah. I think that's bisexual.
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Yeah, but like, pansexual is
also that you like both.
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What the fuck is the difference
between pansexual and bisexual?
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There's no difference.
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Well, anyway... Pansexual,
bisexual, gay or not.
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He's said he'll host on Friday.
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Sweet.
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Maybe we'll get some chicks for once,
seeing as you suddenly became a fag.
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Doesn't mean you've got
any more game, though.
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Huh?
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(1: Hi Even. Thanks for the drawing.
It was nice.
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When did you actually manage
to put it in my jacket?)
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(2: Meanwhile, in another universe:
Glad you liked
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it. Put it there when you had P.E.
Miss you.)
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You don't get in the mood.
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No, you don't... Because, like,
there are ten people in a huge apartment
263
00:13:25,673 --> 00:13:27,823
And then they play 'Russ' music
to get the mood going.
264
00:13:27,848 --> 00:13:29,093
'Russ' music is fucking pumped!
265
00:13:29,118 --> 00:13:30,640
When you don't get in the mood and so
266
00:13:30,665 --> 00:13:32,466
you're like,
"Let's put on some 'Russ' music."
267
00:13:32,491 --> 00:13:33,934
They do that at the parties I go to.
268
00:13:33,959 --> 00:13:35,196
The girls go crazy!
269
00:13:35,490 --> 00:13:37,997
But it's so often that it
doesn't fit to play 'Russ'
270
00:13:38,022 --> 00:13:40,251
music where they play
'Russ' music, all the time.
271
00:13:40,276 --> 00:13:40,911
You get that, right?
272
00:13:40,936 --> 00:13:43,419
Yeah, okay. Fine.
So what do you wanna listen to then?
273
00:13:43,601 --> 00:13:45,973
I don't know, but if I go
to parties I'm keen on
274
00:13:45,998 --> 00:13:48,562
listening to some old-school
hip hop, some 90's shit.
275
00:13:48,587 --> 00:13:49,141
Nate Dogg.
276
00:13:49,427 --> 00:13:50,887
Yeah, Nate Dogg!
277
00:13:51,132 --> 00:13:52,393
He's sick.
278
00:13:52,418 --> 00:13:53,418
Who's Nate Dogg?
279
00:13:53,489 --> 00:13:54,426
Who's Nate Dogg?
280
00:13:54,451 --> 00:13:55,641
Man, are you serious?
281
00:13:55,666 --> 00:13:56,871
I haven't heard of Nate Dogg.
282
00:13:57,013 --> 00:13:58,379
Uh, do you know who Snoop Dogg is?
283
00:13:58,759 --> 00:13:59,815
I know who Snoop Dogg is!
284
00:13:59,848 --> 00:14:00,848
What's up, man?
285
00:14:01,871 --> 00:14:03,490
Nothing, I guess.
286
00:14:05,647 --> 00:14:06,647
Nothing?
287
00:14:08,092 --> 00:14:10,425
Anything new with that guy Even, or what?
288
00:14:11,330 --> 00:14:12,330
No.
289
00:14:12,973 --> 00:14:14,528
Well, I got a new drawing.
290
00:14:16,752 --> 00:14:17,942
A new draw...
291
00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:19,998
What's his deal?
292
00:14:20,887 --> 00:14:22,196
I don't know. He's...
293
00:14:22,927 --> 00:14:24,498
Yeah, all over the place.
294
00:14:24,696 --> 00:14:25,783
What are you talking about?
295
00:14:28,514 --> 00:14:29,736
Are you talking about Even?
296
00:14:32,028 --> 00:14:34,004
What's going on between
the two of you, really?
297
00:14:34,695 --> 00:14:35,782
There's nothing going on...
298
00:14:36,552 --> 00:14:37,552
He's got a girlfriend.
299
00:14:39,489 --> 00:14:40,640
Oh, he's pansexual as well?
300
00:14:42,093 --> 00:14:43,093
I don't know.
301
00:14:43,490 --> 00:14:44,522
Just one thing...
302
00:14:45,077 --> 00:14:49,212
I've been thinking about something,
sorry if it's rude, but...
303
00:14:49,728 --> 00:14:50,950
Gays, when they have sex...
304
00:14:51,736 --> 00:14:53,903
Who's the man and who's the woman?
305
00:14:54,791 --> 00:14:55,958
- Dude...
- What?!
306
00:14:56,085 --> 00:14:56,728
What?
307
00:14:56,767 --> 00:14:58,573
Funny you should ask,
because I was going to
308
00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:00,403
ask you the same thing
for when you have sex.
309
00:15:00,449 --> 00:15:01,822
Who's the man and who's the woman?
310
00:15:03,767 --> 00:15:05,568
But then I remembered
that you don't have sex!
311
00:15:06,020 --> 00:15:07,020
Holy fuck.
312
00:15:07,584 --> 00:15:09,314
Wow. Where did that come from?
313
00:15:09,552 --> 00:15:10,806
That's a stab in the heart.
314
00:15:10,831 --> 00:15:12,472
It wasn't that bad of a question, was it?
315
00:15:14,862 --> 00:15:16,791
I was just seriously wondering, but okay...
316
00:15:16,919 --> 00:15:19,038
Okay, okay. But honestly...
317
00:15:19,323 --> 00:15:22,609
I feel like you're letting
him play you, kinda.
318
00:15:23,577 --> 00:15:24,577
Play me?
319
00:15:24,696 --> 00:15:27,172
That like, he keeps you going.
320
00:15:27,268 --> 00:15:28,379
And then nothing happens.
321
00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:30,291
And he's still together with that chick.
322
00:15:32,522 --> 00:15:33,522
Yeah.
323
00:15:33,608 --> 00:15:35,322
But I can't control what he does.
324
00:15:35,458 --> 00:15:38,220
Yes, you can!
If you're like...
325
00:15:39,165 --> 00:15:40,927
Completely straight-up,
send him a text and
326
00:15:40,952 --> 00:15:42,553
say, "Hey dude, stop
what you're doing!"
327
00:15:43,728 --> 00:15:45,871
"Yo dude, stop what you're doing!"?
328
00:15:45,997 --> 00:15:48,402
- Yeah. Or, maybe not that, but...
- Nah, that's not like me.
329
00:15:48,784 --> 00:15:50,228
No, but like...
330
00:15:50,974 --> 00:15:52,673
Okay, "Text me..."
331
00:15:53,093 --> 00:15:56,022
"Stop texting me. Call me when you've
broken up with your girlfriend."
332
00:15:57,657 --> 00:15:58,657
Straight-up.
333
00:15:59,038 --> 00:15:59,967
That's what works.
334
00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:03,347
And if he's interested, he's gonna get
stressed out. We've all been there.
335
00:16:03,372 --> 00:16:04,514
Yeah, exactly!
336
00:16:04,736 --> 00:16:09,665
Like, if you're fooling around with a girl,
or you're just keen on hooking up with her
337
00:16:09,690 --> 00:16:12,887
But you're not keen on
being in a relationship with her
338
00:16:12,912 --> 00:16:14,712
But like, she texts you,
339
00:16:14,910 --> 00:16:19,752
"What's up? Let's meet, I'm tired of
you not taking this seriously."
340
00:16:19,839 --> 00:16:21,363
Then you become serious right away.
341
00:16:21,388 --> 00:16:23,657
Yeah! And you get really shocked.
342
00:16:23,682 --> 00:16:27,244
Yeah, you get shocked.
And you don't fuck with her after that.
343
00:16:27,269 --> 00:16:29,513
It's worse when she doesn't
answer you when you text her.
344
00:16:29,538 --> 00:16:30,895
When it says like,
(Hi, thanks for the drawing, but if...)
345
00:16:30,919 --> 00:16:32,864
That they've seen your text like, an hour ago.
(you're not interested in something...)
346
00:16:32,888 --> 00:16:37,420
Yeah, but only sneaky people do that. (more, you can just let
it be. Call me when you've broken up with your girlfriend.)
347
00:16:37,444 --> 00:16:39,133
Girls do it all the time with me.
348
00:16:39,530 --> 00:16:40,530
Like, girls?
349
00:16:42,164 --> 00:16:45,593
Maybe you should start hitting
on a different kind of girl.
350
00:16:46,220 --> 00:16:47,998
I'm hitting on the best there is, though.
351
00:16:48,165 --> 00:16:49,165
I did it.
352
00:16:49,696 --> 00:16:50,696
I sent the text.
353
00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:51,879
No way?!
354
00:16:52,665 --> 00:16:53,903
That's not too bad.
355
00:16:55,387 --> 00:16:56,776
Cheers!
356
00:16:58,283 --> 00:16:58,751
Brothers.
357
00:16:58,895 --> 00:17:00,188
That really surprised me.
358
00:17:05,006 --> 00:17:05,553
Is it him?
359
00:17:05,578 --> 00:17:06,672
(What are you doing now?)
360
00:17:06,697 --> 00:17:07,743
He answered.
(Can we talk?)
361
00:17:08,688 --> 00:17:10,331
"What are you doing now?
Can we talk?"
362
00:17:10,776 --> 00:17:11,776
Seriously?
363
00:17:12,903 --> 00:17:13,903
What should I reply?
364
00:17:14,053 --> 00:17:14,609
Call him.
365
00:17:14,744 --> 00:17:16,514
No, don't call him.
366
00:17:16,815 --> 00:17:18,871
Write, uh... "Chilling at home."
367
00:17:19,300 --> 00:17:20,069
"Chilling at home"?
368
00:17:20,094 --> 00:17:21,442
Yeah, that's good. That's good.
369
00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:26,248
"Chilling at home."
370
00:17:29,637 --> 00:17:30,637
"Just call."
371
00:17:30,831 --> 00:17:34,696
No! You want him to call, but like...
372
00:17:35,228 --> 00:17:39,974
You have to write it as though you...
don't want that? You get me?
373
00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:42,323
So just write "chilling at home", and done.
374
00:17:42,348 --> 00:17:43,267
"Chilling at home."
375
00:17:43,292 --> 00:17:44,307
"Chilling at home", okay.
376
00:17:45,276 --> 00:17:47,665
"Chilling at home", smiley?
377
00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:48,736
No!
378
00:17:48,863 --> 00:17:50,180
"Chilling at home", done.
379
00:17:50,474 --> 00:17:51,474
No feelings.
380
00:17:51,593 --> 00:17:52,077
Okay.
381
00:17:52,102 --> 00:17:53,180
Completely... straight-up.
382
00:17:53,315 --> 00:17:54,038
Chilling at home.
383
00:17:54,077 --> 00:17:55,077
Yeah.
384
00:17:56,704 --> 00:17:57,188
Sent.
385
00:17:57,379 --> 00:17:58,379
He's going to call.
386
00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:27,958
Check if there's a...
387
00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:30,053
Bubble. If he's writing something.
388
00:18:36,925 --> 00:18:38,615
No bubble.
389
00:18:39,504 --> 00:18:41,655
He's not going to answer.
That's just the way he is.
390
00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:46,252
Maybe he's at a place where he's,
like, unable to talk right now.
391
00:18:49,990 --> 00:18:50,990
Maybe...
392
00:19:02,233 --> 00:19:03,557
The beer didn't taste good today.
393
00:19:03,792 --> 00:19:04,815
What are you drinking?
394
00:19:04,918 --> 00:19:06,418
Tuborg. In a bottle.
395
00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:09,458
It tasted like plastic, or something.
396
00:19:10,125 --> 00:19:13,061
Is it... Has there been
too much yeast, or what?
397
00:19:13,427 --> 00:19:14,053
Probably...
398
00:19:14,315 --> 00:19:15,315
Oh, fuck!
399
00:19:15,617 --> 00:19:17,411
Yeah. Yo, yeast...!
400
00:19:17,514 --> 00:19:20,632
This person I know, knows someone...
401
00:19:23,236 --> 00:19:29,077
And he told me that someone had put
yeast inside a carton of apple juice
402
00:19:29,156 --> 00:19:31,625
and put it in his locker at school,
to make beer...?
403
00:19:31,650 --> 00:19:32,212
At school?
404
00:19:32,237 --> 00:19:33,220
Yeah?! Isn't that weird.
405
00:19:33,245 --> 00:19:33,632
Huh?
406
00:19:33,736 --> 00:19:35,497
It must have stunk
like shit in that school.
407
00:19:35,522 --> 00:19:37,807
That's what they said.
It smelled like shit!
408
00:19:37,832 --> 00:19:39,355
He probably wanted to party at school.
409
00:19:41,942 --> 00:19:45,077
What the fuck, it must be completely...
Do you know him?
410
00:19:45,268 --> 00:19:45,879
No.
411
00:19:45,903 --> 00:19:47,869
- It's a friend of a friend, like he said.
- Yeah.
412
00:19:48,379 --> 00:19:50,188
But... But, uh...
413
00:19:51,220 --> 00:19:53,212
What's up?
Did you invite someone?
414
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:56,339
No. You're the only friends I've got.
415
00:19:56,712 --> 00:20:00,807
It's probably Eskild. He forgets his
keys every fucking day.
416
00:20:03,212 --> 00:20:04,212
It's Even.
417
00:20:04,657 --> 00:20:06,109
- Huh?
- It's Even?
418
00:20:06,157 --> 00:20:07,300
Seriously? He's here?
419
00:20:07,371 --> 00:20:08,918
I'm not fucking around, it's Even.
420
00:20:09,013 --> 00:20:10,546
Is it Even? Let's meet Even, you guys!
421
00:20:10,571 --> 00:20:12,093
- Yeah. Yeah, we gotta do that.
- Yeah.
422
00:20:12,118 --> 00:20:12,680
No!
423
00:20:13,101 --> 00:20:14,022
Why can't we meet Even?
424
00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:15,887
Seriously, I'm not fucking around.
Out, out, out, out, out, out!
425
00:20:15,911 --> 00:20:16,831
Why can't we meet Even?
426
00:20:16,856 --> 00:20:17,728
Where are we supposed to go?
427
00:20:17,753 --> 00:20:19,436
You can't meet Even, what
are you talking about?
428
00:20:19,460 --> 00:20:20,806
Do you have my phone?!
I can't find it!
429
00:20:20,830 --> 00:20:22,411
Your phone?! Why would
I have your phone?!
430
00:20:22,435 --> 00:20:23,887
Yeah, but where are we supposed to go?
431
00:20:23,911 --> 00:20:26,394
Have the pre-drinks outside then,
you do have a party to go to!
432
00:20:26,419 --> 00:20:27,776
It's fucking freezing!
433
00:20:28,236 --> 00:20:29,474
Remember the alcohol!
434
00:20:29,499 --> 00:20:32,673
No, you're going to bump into him.
You'll go out the back door!
435
00:20:33,038 --> 00:20:35,680
The shoes are on the other...
I'll get your shoes, fine!
436
00:20:39,077 --> 00:20:40,077
Shoes?
437
00:20:40,505 --> 00:20:40,964
Shoes?
438
00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:42,663
Isak, I need the shoes now, buddy!
439
00:20:42,922 --> 00:20:44,478
Get them, for fucks sake!
440
00:20:47,961 --> 00:20:48,930
Yeah, yeah. That's fine.
441
00:20:48,955 --> 00:20:50,414
They're not even my shoes!
442
00:20:51,665 --> 00:20:53,380
You... You put on my shoe!
443
00:20:53,538 --> 00:20:56,117
Come on, guys! The most important
thing is that we're leaving!
444
00:21:13,744 --> 00:21:14,744
Hey.
445
00:21:15,450 --> 00:21:16,450
Hey.
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