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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:05,841 --> 00:01:09,265 He fell... 2 00:01:22,907 --> 00:01:24,751 It's my first time in Italy. 3 00:01:24,841 --> 00:01:25,803 You too? 4 00:01:25,855 --> 00:01:27,839 And I want to sleep with that italian. 5 00:01:27,871 --> 00:01:33,361 Yeah, he's gorgeous, Italians are great guys. 6 00:01:33,499 --> 00:01:36,254 Yes, a real latino lover, but I think he's with his wife. 7 00:01:36,371 --> 00:01:37,185 Well, that's why I wanna do it. 8 00:01:37,274 --> 00:01:40,564 - Dumb girls ! - Who are you angry with ? 9 00:01:40,607 --> 00:01:43,629 Those two. They're speaking of you ! 10 00:01:43,666 --> 00:01:46,150 - So, what ? - What do you mean ? 11 00:01:46,188 --> 00:01:49,697 If they only knew you lack what you need to be a latino lover. 12 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:54,085 Why do you talk like that? Pretend you don't hear. 13 00:01:54,245 --> 00:01:59,305 Easy to say ! You haven't seen the others. 14 00:02:36,262 --> 00:02:39,939 I'm here, Valentina ! 15 00:02:43,384 --> 00:02:45,927 - Hello, mother ! - Hello ! 16 00:02:45,978 --> 00:02:50,668 You look so tired, my darling ! The honeymoon is something... 17 00:02:51,580 --> 00:02:55,341 - I'm tired from the yourney... - You can tell me, I'm your mother. 18 00:02:55,386 --> 00:02:58,331 Come here and give me a kiss. 19 00:02:59,090 --> 00:03:03,262 - What line ! Have you lost weight ? - Honestly, I never had any. 20 00:03:03,269 --> 00:03:06,467 You've tired my daughter... 21 00:03:06,482 --> 00:03:09,324 - I... - Let's go ! 22 00:03:09,806 --> 00:03:13,774 Such agitation, mother... To and fro, up and down... 23 00:03:13,799 --> 00:03:18,971 - All Italy... ! - Bravo Giovannino, I was sure ! 24 00:03:19,006 --> 00:03:23,104 Why didn't uncle Federico come to get us, mother ? 25 00:03:23,112 --> 00:03:28,088 He's working hard with his clients... It's difficult for him. 26 00:03:29,110 --> 00:03:32,661 Hey, MAtilda, stand up and stay like before ! 27 00:03:32,667 --> 00:03:36,100 - Goddam... - Why all the swearing ? 28 00:03:36,145 --> 00:03:40,047 - No, the children arrive ! It's 4 already. - What are you talking about ? 29 00:03:40,090 --> 00:03:44,002 My nephew, Giovannino and Valentina are back from their honeymoon. 30 00:03:44,636 --> 00:03:49,384 I promised to pick the up, the boat arrives at 3. 31 00:03:50,196 --> 00:03:52,602 - Ciao darling, be nice. - Ciao ! 32 00:04:06,363 --> 00:04:12,015 Arrived at last. The fresh air invigorates you. 33 00:04:12,104 --> 00:04:15,660 - How lovely ! - It's Murano, you like it ? 34 00:04:15,687 --> 00:04:21,143 I only need a little fresh air to mend my... lungs. 35 00:04:21,169 --> 00:04:24,463 To mend your lungs... 36 00:04:25,046 --> 00:04:30,316 It's true, Roma and Napoli are beautiful, but our lake is something else. 37 00:04:30,904 --> 00:04:34,842 Every bird likes her nest best. 38 00:04:35,230 --> 00:04:40,347 Let's hope, mother ! Mrs. Lucia wanted all the sheets replaced. 39 00:04:40,430 --> 00:04:44,854 - Have you seen, Valentina ? - It's lovely. Thank you, mother ! 40 00:04:45,996 --> 00:04:48,964 A wonderful mother-in-law ! 41 00:04:49,665 --> 00:04:53,411 - Look! It's my mother's picture . - Yeah ? 42 00:04:54,277 --> 00:04:58,944 It was Mr. Frederico's idea. What a lovely frame - silver. 43 00:05:01,966 --> 00:05:06,058 Where are the wonderers? Our treasures... 44 00:05:06,127 --> 00:05:09,666 - Hello, uncle ! - Come to uncle, Valentina... 45 00:05:10,220 --> 00:05:13,705 Giovannino ! Signora Lucia... ! 46 00:05:13,954 --> 00:05:17,404 Mamma Lucia told me you fired like crazy. 47 00:05:17,469 --> 00:05:20,795 What can I do ? You were more agitated than me. 48 00:05:20,852 --> 00:05:23,332 - Tell me ! Was everything ok ? - Almost... 49 00:05:23,333 --> 00:05:26,268 - So and so, uncle. - What happened ? 50 00:05:26,675 --> 00:05:31,319 Hey... I see you a bit sad... 51 00:05:31,447 --> 00:05:37,047 No, they're tired, Frederico... Up and down... Get it ? 52 00:05:37,050 --> 00:05:42,060 I understand ! Up and down is the best... 53 00:05:42,088 --> 00:05:45,738 So everything's alright. Gabriela, bring a bottle of brandy. 54 00:05:45,774 --> 00:05:48,856 - Imagine that... - What brandy, uncle ?! 55 00:05:48,879 --> 00:05:51,474 It's old fashioned, uncle. 56 00:05:51,854 --> 00:05:55,180 Soon, they'll use narcotics and you still believe in this stuff ? 57 00:05:55,662 --> 00:06:00,880 Listen to your uncle ! One shot of this and you'll be up in no time... 58 00:06:00,945 --> 00:06:06,006 Are you sure ? 59 00:06:17,114 --> 00:06:20,216 - What a beautiful robe... - Is it too transparent ? 60 00:06:21,179 --> 00:06:24,420 Something is evident... 61 00:06:27,111 --> 00:06:31,525 - It's beautiful. Where did you find it ? - It's a present from my mother. 62 00:06:32,285 --> 00:06:36,367 Made by her hands. Natural material. 63 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:40,313 Feel how slippery it is. 64 00:06:40,385 --> 00:06:44,658 Yes, velvety and slippery... 65 00:06:46,254 --> 00:06:52,208 So soft... It's wonderful... Did your mother do it ? 66 00:06:52,306 --> 00:06:58,217 Yes, what's inside and outside. Why aren't you taking what's inside ? 67 00:06:59,634 --> 00:07:05,126 - Come in and take them both. - Yes. 68 00:07:05,144 --> 00:07:10,875 _ Valentina ! They excite me... - Take me all, but turn off the light. 69 00:07:11,276 --> 00:07:16,013 - Why do you care about the light ? - Please, turn it off, Giovannino ! 70 00:07:18,291 --> 00:07:20,999 Damn it... 71 00:07:21,014 --> 00:07:24,180 - Baby... - And the other one.tã. 72 00:07:24,215 --> 00:07:27,984 What's with the light ? You make me lose my train of thought. 73 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:31,592 Please, turn it off ! 74 00:07:31,604 --> 00:07:35,307 Yes ! Damn it... 75 00:07:35,312 --> 00:07:41,407 - My love... - I feel the material excites you... 76 00:07:41,435 --> 00:07:45,320 I knew it, Valentina. Playing inside is totally different. 77 00:07:45,350 --> 00:07:48,069 - Shoot on goal, darling ! - I'm taking my position... 78 00:07:48,142 --> 00:07:53,374 - Score a goal... - It's the day of victory ! 79 00:07:53,466 --> 00:07:56,801 - Arrighini Giovanni ! Present ! - Take off my shirt ! 80 00:07:57,005 --> 00:08:00,335 Not now, you'll ruin it. It seems it help me. 81 00:08:00,335 --> 00:08:04,419 - Then leave it... - No... 82 00:08:06,593 --> 00:08:11,860 Eiffel tower... Hurry, Giovanni... 83 00:08:12,001 --> 00:08:17,835 It's good like this, Giovanni... Don't leave me now... 84 00:08:20,244 --> 00:08:25,093 Giovanni... 85 00:08:25,661 --> 00:08:29,559 Giovanni !? 86 00:08:29,559 --> 00:08:32,361 - I'll be damned... - Again ? 87 00:08:32,602 --> 00:08:37,895 By all devils ! It's not possible... I don't understand anything anymore. 88 00:08:46,062 --> 00:08:50,989 - Doesn't matter. I'm on it. - What are you doing, Valentina ? 89 00:08:51,726 --> 00:08:55,502 I think the position is the most important. 90 00:08:56,293 --> 00:08:59,311 And how do you know ? 91 00:08:59,404 --> 00:09:04,264 With all the magazines today... 92 00:09:06,973 --> 00:09:10,036 - No, why ? Are you taking it off? - Yes. 93 00:09:10,628 --> 00:09:14,293 We can only lift it... 94 00:09:21,332 --> 00:09:25,473 We fell off. I got you. 95 00:09:26,378 --> 00:09:31,062 Let's see... 96 00:09:35,892 --> 00:09:39,955 - It's not too well like this... - Are you uncomfortable ? 97 00:09:41,412 --> 00:09:44,509 - Auch ! - Did I hurt you ? 98 00:10:19,943 --> 00:10:23,253 What is it ? 99 00:10:24,860 --> 00:10:28,237 A slipper. 100 00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:31,970 Don't be angry. You want to change positions ? 101 00:10:31,992 --> 00:10:35,072 If it were after me, my butt would've been out on the window. 102 00:10:35,073 --> 00:10:39,717 It's not the position, we need a miracle, I'm telling you... 103 00:10:40,885 --> 00:10:45,775 - Then, nothing even in our home ? - I'm sorry, Valentina ! 104 00:10:46,127 --> 00:10:50,557 I think I miss the beginning, maybe I'm too tired after the journey. 105 00:10:52,234 --> 00:10:56,873 You'll see, after a good night's sleep tomorrow will be better. 106 00:11:00,057 --> 00:11:03,395 - I'm off, I'm busy. - How you wish, madam. 107 00:11:04,637 --> 00:11:10,425 Listen, Valentina, before you deal with this, you must be certain. 108 00:11:10,675 --> 00:11:12,429 Stop it, mom ! 109 00:11:12,438 --> 00:11:17,486 Did you do everything to Giovannino ? All I said, from A to Z ? 110 00:11:18,272 --> 00:11:24,459 Everything, momma, everythin ! The possible and the impossible. 111 00:11:25,203 --> 00:11:30,247 Holy Virgin, look what happens to some ! 112 00:11:30,822 --> 00:11:34,501 The fool ! Doesn't he do anything ? Doesn't he say a word ? 113 00:11:34,578 --> 00:11:36,768 He says good night ! 114 00:11:36,802 --> 00:11:41,731 No, it's too easy. I'll speak to his uncle, Frederico. 115 00:11:41,761 --> 00:11:45,648 No, mom ! What's he got to do with it ? I'm embarassed ! 116 00:11:45,710 --> 00:11:48,758 Are you crazy ? It's them who should be embarassed ! 117 00:11:49,272 --> 00:11:52,224 They have money, but they're unmannered. 118 00:11:52,259 --> 00:11:55,831 Range them right. 119 00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:59,356 I may be sensitive, but when I see an ass, I get sick. 120 00:11:59,378 --> 00:12:02,591 Calm down, Mr. Frederico, we need to arrange the crates. 121 00:12:02,626 --> 00:12:05,951 Come down, Camilla ! What crates ? Give me your Hand ! Come ! 122 00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:09,271 I pay for overtime... 123 00:12:09,334 --> 00:12:13,164 I told you I'll buy you an entire wardrobe... 124 00:12:13,187 --> 00:12:18,003 - I'm scared, Mr. Frederico, I'm to young. - I can wait ! Is 5mins OK ? 125 00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:24,455 - You're almost naked underneath. - Of course, can't you see how hot it is ? 126 00:12:24,971 --> 00:12:30,186 Tell me about it, I'm in flames... The Olympic Torch... 127 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:39,880 What are you doing with those hands, Mr. Frederico... ! 128 00:12:42,860 --> 00:12:46,060 - Who is it, you father ? - No, its Mrs. Lucia. 129 00:12:46,810 --> 00:12:50,460 - Mr. Frederico ! - That stupid... 130 00:12:50,930 --> 00:12:54,700 - She seems a bit angry. - That's all I needed. 131 00:12:55,090 --> 00:12:59,110 Why are you still naked ? Cover yourself ! 132 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:01,080 What do you want, Signora Lucia ? 133 00:13:01,110 --> 00:13:04,160 A pair of balls, which your nephew lacks. Did you know Valentina is still intact ? 134 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:07,960 You know why? 'Cos Giovannino is impotent. 135 00:13:08,630 --> 00:13:13,610 Gabriela ! I want the truth. 136 00:13:13,670 --> 00:13:17,690 What did Giovannino do when he came in your room before he got married ? 137 00:13:18,660 --> 00:13:23,480 - What would you have him do ? He did it ! - But did he do it normally ? 138 00:13:23,510 --> 00:13:27,130 - What do you mean ? - You understand. Did he fuck hard ? 139 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:30,180 You mean violent ? 140 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:33,480 I mean... 141 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:36,800 Yes, almost life yourself, Mr. Frederico. 142 00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:41,860 What's it dot to do with me ? I'm a special case... It only takes... 143 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:49,660 What happened ? Ever since he was a kid, you could take him to a competition... 144 00:13:50,570 --> 00:13:53,580 Why, what happened ? 145 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:57,500 It happened that he didn't do it with his wife. 146 00:13:57,500 --> 00:14:01,100 What a tragedy ! And now what ? 147 00:14:01,150 --> 00:14:05,780 Instead of sitting on the bench, he must get on the field. Your field. 148 00:14:05,830 --> 00:14:08,860 - What do I have to do ? - You've gotta help him raise the flag. 149 00:14:08,940 --> 00:14:11,670 Make him strong like a jet engine... 150 00:14:11,730 --> 00:14:14,820 And what is Mrs. Valentina sees us ? 151 00:14:14,890 --> 00:14:18,160 That's what's missing... what will Valentina say ? 152 00:14:18,340 --> 00:14:23,660 What are we doing, making an announcement ? Giovannino has a soft gun ! 153 00:14:24,580 --> 00:14:29,080 Mrs. Valentina needs to shut up and Giovannino to get over this. 154 00:14:31,060 --> 00:14:36,410 Tonight, when Valentina is in the bathroom, you take Giovannino 155 00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:40,030 and make him an inventory... 156 00:14:40,690 --> 00:14:49,170 When you see the thermometer going past 40, send him to his wife's room. 157 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:56,950 And before the dinner, do an antidoping with Calabria pepper. 158 00:14:57,010 --> 00:15:01,100 The pepper is not swiss margarine... 159 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:05,710 Gabriela, you forgot to put a little pepper in the soup... 160 00:15:05,770 --> 00:15:07,800 Why, is it too spicy ? 161 00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:12,130 No, it's like "The Towering Inferno" 162 00:15:12,210 --> 00:15:16,360 Sorry, it's a new pepper and I didn't know how to prepare it... 163 00:15:16,470 --> 00:15:19,490 and Mr. Frederico likes it spicy. 164 00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:23,950 That's more a flamethrower than pepper. 165 00:15:31,340 --> 00:15:35,520 I don't like this show. I'm going to bed to read "Lady Chatterley's Lover". 166 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:41,930 - I'll be right up. - Good, Giovannino ! 167 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:46,950 - Good night, uncle Frederico ! - Good night, Valentina ! 168 00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:55,580 I don't like this show either, I'm gonna go for a walk. 169 00:15:55,910 --> 00:15:58,830 - Good night, Giovannino ! - Good night, uncle ! 170 00:15:58,900 --> 00:16:03,440 - Good night, Mr. Frederico ! - Good night, Gabriela ! 171 00:16:22,540 --> 00:16:27,860 Excuse me ! 172 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:34,360 From the sky, the attacking forces lauch the offensive. 173 00:16:34,650 --> 00:16:38,110 They jump like steel careens atop white hills. 174 00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:42,930 The ground turns red from the first stike. The enemy senses danger... 175 00:16:42,990 --> 00:16:47,190 while the attacking means dwindle under the strikes. 176 00:16:47,220 --> 00:16:52,390 The enemy uselessly tries to withdraw from the attack. 177 00:16:55,840 --> 00:17:00,760 The artillery opens violent fire. The opposing forces seem to give up. 178 00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:07,650 There's no need for strategy. Covered by the aviation, the infantry moves safely. 179 00:17:07,810 --> 00:17:11,410 It infiltrates and pregresses. 180 00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:19,530 While the enemy is distracted, they march on the objective. 181 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:23,550 The infiltration is covert and unstoppable. 182 00:17:24,270 --> 00:17:27,320 The hidden enemy tries to resists in its defending position, 183 00:17:27,420 --> 00:17:32,330 maybe trying to organize the counter-offensive. 184 00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:42,530 At last, the infantry leaves the defense and moves to attack... 185 00:17:42,610 --> 00:17:46,030 What are you doing, Mr. Giovannino ? What's going through your mind...? 186 00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:51,500 - I'm tearing it off... - Yes, Mr. Giovannino, like in the old days... 187 00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:55,610 So violent... if your wife shows up... 188 00:17:55,630 --> 00:17:59,260 Come here... bells are ringing... 189 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:02,410 Stop it ! 190 00:18:02,410 --> 00:18:05,420 - Gabriela ! - Mr. Frederico ! 191 00:18:05,450 --> 00:18:08,740 Damn it, that was no pepper, that was a napalm bomb. 192 00:18:08,770 --> 00:18:11,830 I have a fire in my stomach. Make me a lemonade, Gabriella. 193 00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:14,990 Right away, Mr. Frederico. 194 00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:18,130 I'm going to bed, uncle. Good night ! 195 00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:22,720 Good ! Great idea. That's it, fast, hurry. 196 00:18:22,770 --> 00:18:27,700 Valentina ! Where are you ? 197 00:18:27,700 --> 00:18:31,110 - I'm in the bath, one moment ! - Open up ! 198 00:18:31,140 --> 00:18:35,320 Saint Ambrose, give us a helping hand ! With all due respect, that's how they say ! 199 00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:40,370 Come out, Valentina, I'm in the mood... Open up ! 200 00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:43,680 You're in the mood when I'm in the bathroom ? 201 00:18:43,710 --> 00:18:46,840 It was never like this. I swear I'll make it. 202 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:49,190 You're a liar, I don't believe you. 203 00:18:49,970 --> 00:18:54,270 Don't talk like that, please ! 204 00:18:54,340 --> 00:18:58,370 Valentina, I have something down here... 205 00:18:58,420 --> 00:19:01,590 - What ? - If I don't make it, you can shoot me. 206 00:19:01,620 --> 00:19:04,480 Let's hurry ! 207 00:19:04,540 --> 00:19:09,080 - Come for a consult... - It's dangerous here, let's go to bed. 208 00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:12,210 The bed is for sick people, I'm as healty as a pimp. 209 00:19:12,790 --> 00:19:15,800 I live in a house where they have sex half a day. 210 00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:19,240 Come here ! I finance the firms... 211 00:19:20,770 --> 00:19:25,160 - What is it, a cramp ? - No, a fork in my balls. 212 00:19:33,220 --> 00:19:37,210 - You're so violent... - Valentina ! I... 213 00:19:38,270 --> 00:19:42,230 - It's like the end of the world. - I feel better. 214 00:19:42,980 --> 00:19:49,920 How lovely ! The faucets are finally open, we needed a good storm... 215 00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:55,210 I was becoming a human torch, and now... 216 00:19:55,220 --> 00:19:59,500 - And now the flame is out. - It's not my fault the bed broke. 217 00:19:59,580 --> 00:20:02,640 - I'm ready and you're in the bath... - I'm always ready. 218 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:06,010 Why don't you read "Lady Chatterley's Lover", you may learn somethin. 219 00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:09,110 What's "Lady Chatterley's Lover" got to do with it ? 220 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:12,580 - Go upstairs, Gabriella. - With Mrs. Valentina watching ? 221 00:20:13,610 --> 00:20:18,590 What did you understand ? Go and fix the bed... We're unlucky tonight... 222 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:27,690 Look what I needed... Now I can say I've broken my balls. 223 00:20:29,410 --> 00:20:33,980 We're going at lunch, Mrs. Valentina, if you go out too we'll close up. 224 00:20:34,010 --> 00:20:37,730 - No Tania, my husband is coming for me. - Do you know when Mrs. Lucia will be back ? 225 00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:40,560 - She left for Brescia to close a deal. - Good afternoon and bop appetit ! 226 00:20:40,610 --> 00:20:44,070 - Thank you too ! - Let's go girls ! 227 00:20:44,150 --> 00:20:47,500 What an honor, Mrs. Valentina ! 228 00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:52,090 - You can leave, girls. - Thank you, Mrs. Valentina ! 229 00:20:52,730 --> 00:20:57,120 I want to ask you : have you left town, Mrs. Valentina ? 230 00:20:57,200 --> 00:21:01,250 My mother left for Brescia and I'm taking her place for half a day. 231 00:21:01,250 --> 00:21:05,150 I feel so good calling you Mrs. Valeria, Miss Vestavalerio ! 232 00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:08,250 Can I help you with something ? 233 00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:12,780 You could have, but I'll keep hoping all my life. 234 00:21:12,790 --> 00:21:15,640 - Please, counselor ! - Don't be afraid ! 235 00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:19,170 My veneration for you is full of respect and discretion. 236 00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:22,720 What are you talking about ? 237 00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:27,210 I came to pick up a few documents on your client who went bankrupt. 238 00:21:27,610 --> 00:21:31,910 There should be a file for me in the office. 239 00:21:40,140 --> 00:21:43,780 - There it is. - Such beautiful hair, Mrs. Valentina... 240 00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:46,920 - ... soft and sensual... - Leave me, counselor. 241 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:52,900 - It's not a sin, Mrs. Valentina. - I am Mrs. Arrighini. 242 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:55,940 - It's not bad, Mrs. Arrighini. - Keep your hands down ! 243 00:21:55,990 --> 00:21:59,160 Are you taking my clothes off ? 244 00:21:59,230 --> 00:22:04,160 - I'd love you all my life. - I'm going to scream. 245 00:22:04,870 --> 00:22:08,040 Don'te be so tense... It's natural... 246 00:22:08,110 --> 00:22:11,260 Valentina ! 247 00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:17,050 I'm here Giovannino, the lawyer Caldura came to take the documents. 248 00:22:17,690 --> 00:22:20,710 Good afternoon, Mr. Arrighini. How's your uncle ? 249 00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:24,500 He's fine. How are you, counselor ? 250 00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:30,540 Pretty well, thank you ! 251 00:22:31,170 --> 00:22:35,010 I'll take these documents, your mother will give me the others. 252 00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:39,560 - I kiss your hands... ! - Good-bye ! 253 00:22:40,090 --> 00:22:43,260 I'm gonna break that migdet lawyer's nose. 254 00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:45,880 - Why, what's he done to you ? - Nothing, but I'll do it anyway.at. 255 00:22:45,890 --> 00:22:48,920 For fun. 256 00:22:49,030 --> 00:22:52,290 The counselor is a gentleman, he wouldn't break anyone's nose. 257 00:22:52,350 --> 00:22:55,720 I'd like to see him, that toad-faced... 258 00:22:58,140 --> 00:23:03,110 Listen, Valentina ! You're exagerating with this story. 259 00:23:03,180 --> 00:23:08,230 It's not normal what you are doing.. 260 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:12,400 Listen to me a moment ! See what I became... 261 00:23:12,670 --> 00:23:16,430 I'm so brought down... 262 00:23:16,460 --> 00:23:23,210 I know, sometimes I act like a guy with no balls, 263 00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:26,830 but I swear I feel like I'm cursed. 264 00:23:27,390 --> 00:23:29,810 I don't know, maybe it's a complex, like Freud says. 265 00:23:30,420 --> 00:23:34,580 I need a technician, a doctor, a plumber. 266 00:23:34,820 --> 00:23:39,800 - But I love you... - I know you do. 267 00:23:42,690 --> 00:23:47,430 I know, honey. 268 00:23:47,790 --> 00:23:52,630 I Love you too. I adore you. 269 00:23:53,110 --> 00:23:57,640 But that jerk makes jokes that ruin everything. 270 00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:04,170 What do you say, if I get involved... Come here ! 271 00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:12,500 I'll make you forget that no-good lawyer. 272 00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:16,370 - What lawyer ? I want you. - ?????????????????????? 273 00:24:40,660 --> 00:24:45,130 You said you'll get involved, Giovannino. 274 00:24:46,410 --> 00:24:50,260 Giovannino ! My darling ! 275 00:24:50,490 --> 00:24:53,880 I'm out again. 276 00:24:53,950 --> 00:24:57,460 Who cursed me ? What sort of a life is this ? 277 00:24:57,540 --> 00:25:00,820 - It's a cronic disease, this is. - Where are you going, Giovannino ? 278 00:25:01,060 --> 00:25:04,920 Where am I going ? On the terrace, in the garden. To hell. 279 00:25:12,100 --> 00:25:16,640 Truth is there are no more trial these days. 280 00:25:28,510 --> 00:25:31,780 This heat ! How would you like a cold drink ? 281 00:25:31,860 --> 00:25:35,030 Let's go to the bar. 282 00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:39,640 You can tell... Good afternoon!! 283 00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:43,040 Mrs. Lucia, Mrs. Valentina ! May we have the honor ? 284 00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:48,380 - Thanks, but I'm not thirsty ! - Giovannino... ! 285 00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:54,370 If you two want to stay here... 286 00:25:54,940 --> 00:25:59,020 - Excuse us, counselor! - Please, Mrs. Lucia ! 287 00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:12,500 I heard some rumours about the newlyweds. 288 00:26:12,540 --> 00:26:16,730 You're too kind, I would say they're terrible things. 289 00:26:16,790 --> 00:26:19,610 What do you think ? 290 00:26:19,610 --> 00:26:24,330 It's no difference what I think, they are saying those things already. 291 00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:30,330 I know the truth. Giovannino has an enemy in the village. 292 00:26:30,830 --> 00:26:33,010 Really ? 293 00:26:33,070 --> 00:26:38,430 His wife, Valentina... she has many... Do you understand, counselor Caldura ? 294 00:26:38,590 --> 00:26:42,060 Look what has become of life in the southern towns. 295 00:26:42,630 --> 00:26:45,560 I mean, gossip is no joke. 296 00:26:46,330 --> 00:26:53,730 Even if it's true, nobody could condemn Mrs. Valentina if tomorrow... 297 00:26:54,330 --> 00:26:59,910 The day after tomorrow... she would start lokking another way... 298 00:27:28,660 --> 00:27:32,120 Whatlovely minuet... 299 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:40,360 Well done, unchiule ! 300 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:44,700 - You need exercise in the morning. - Yes, yes ! 301 00:28:45,230 --> 00:28:49,110 Especially your wife, who lifts up your morale... 302 00:28:49,150 --> 00:28:52,230 I'm going to the factory, see you later. 303 00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:55,990 - Yes, uncle. - Ciao ! Be nice. 304 00:29:16,340 --> 00:29:19,110 _ Who is it? - Alain Delon ! 305 00:29:19,170 --> 00:29:22,820 I wish, Frederico ! You came at this hour ?! 306 00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:27,830 - What happened ? - I want to comb your hair. 307 00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:30,810 - Look at this ! Mouling Rouge stuff ! - What's that ? 308 00:29:30,850 --> 00:29:33,240 - The Red Mill, Paris ! - I understand. 309 00:29:33,940 --> 00:29:37,110 But it's ten o'clock and the mill is closed. 310 00:29:37,140 --> 00:29:40,200 We need continuous working hours, like in the heavy industry. 311 00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:44,320 I want to get in the furnace... 312 00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:49,370 - You're in form this morning... - I can't even think anymore. 313 00:29:49,380 --> 00:29:54,020 - That idiot nephew of mine, Giovannino... - By the way, they say he... 314 00:29:54,090 --> 00:29:57,930 I know what they say ! He's got a wife with kerosene for blood. 315 00:29:57,940 --> 00:30:00,970 A Woman who could burn Brianza, and that moron sits there 316 00:30:00,980 --> 00:30:04,120 with his mini-prick in his hand, instead of... 317 00:30:04,190 --> 00:30:07,300 Am I wrong, or would you do stuff to your little niece..... 318 00:30:07,530 --> 00:30:10,920 They don't call me THE DRILL for nothing ! 319 00:30:14,620 --> 00:30:19,830 These taurine hormones are infallible. Your problem will be over in 48 hours. 320 00:30:22,150 --> 00:30:26,180 - Unless... - Unless what ? 321 00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:32,460 Unless it's somethine else. Sit down ! 322 00:30:33,900 --> 00:30:36,940 - What did you have as a small boy ? - I don't remember. 323 00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:40,670 I see now. So... 324 00:30:41,890 --> 00:30:46,120 At 7 you broke a leg, at 12 you fell from a tree. 325 00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:50,460 At 15 you were hit with a stone in the head... 326 00:30:50,490 --> 00:30:54,890 I know, doc, but let's face it, I was unlucky since childhood. 327 00:30:55,060 --> 00:30:59,690 I could be worse, right ? Let's the the box. 328 00:30:59,770 --> 00:31:05,170 Lie down ! Usually, the enemy is in here. 329 00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:10,600 Stand up a little ! 330 00:31:15,030 --> 00:31:19,710 Breathe. What do you feel ? 331 00:31:19,730 --> 00:31:23,850 - I feel heat. - Impossible ! What heat ? 332 00:31:24,310 --> 00:31:27,630 I feel it, it's really strong. 333 00:31:28,060 --> 00:31:32,460 Suggestion ! Wanna bet you're not going to feel it anymore ? 334 00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:37,240 - It's true ! I don't feel it anymore. - You're healthy as a fish. 335 00:31:37,900 --> 00:31:41,180 It's true ! Only a fish is not as healthy as me. 336 00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:44,960 Give it a little time, we've only just began. 337 00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:47,770 - Giovannino Arrighini ! - Present. 338 00:31:48,310 --> 00:31:52,150 Come here ! Tell me something ! 339 00:31:54,490 --> 00:32:00,630 These pictures with the shiny muscles... what is their effect on you ? 340 00:32:01,470 --> 00:32:05,230 - They make me sick, doc. - You're saved ! 341 00:32:05,410 --> 00:32:08,520 Come on, Camilla, you can't mock me. 342 00:32:08,980 --> 00:32:12,650 I helped your father, I helped the Christian democracy... Why are you afraid ? 343 00:32:12,730 --> 00:32:18,150 If the comnunists return, the workers will pluck me, don Emilio said. 344 00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:21,810 What do you have against the workers ? I used to be a puncker myself. 345 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:24,950 - You're beautifuland fresh... - Mr. Frederico ! 346 00:32:25,010 --> 00:32:28,040 What's this, an alarm ? 347 00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:33,360 You can't talk politics a little... 348 00:32:34,270 --> 00:32:37,410 - Where are you, Mr. Frederico ? - In a world of shit. 349 00:32:37,490 --> 00:32:40,210 - Sorry ! - That's what they say, dummy... 350 00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:42,650 A telegramme from Mr. Gianfranco. 351 00:32:42,750 --> 00:32:47,430 Oh good, if it was an earthquake what would you have yelled ? Be righ there ! 352 00:32:49,220 --> 00:32:53,050 - What's it say ? - He's coming tomorrow with his German girl. 353 00:32:53,050 --> 00:32:58,040 - Frau Kartoffen... - Mrs. Valentina opened it. 354 00:32:59,700 --> 00:33:04,770 Perfect ! Prepare a royal lunch and the guest bedroom. 355 00:33:05,030 --> 00:33:09,180 - Fine ! - What don't you take Camilla to help ? 356 00:33:09,690 --> 00:33:13,840 There will be many people and you'll need a hand. 357 00:33:13,930 --> 00:33:16,950 You need her hand more that I. 358 00:33:16,950 --> 00:33:20,420 I like to work,not to be worked. 359 00:33:20,490 --> 00:33:25,080 Faster, enough with that plate. 360 00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:30,920 Brigitte, this is a Sicilian speciality. Something afro-italian. 361 00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:36,020 - They're a gift from counselor Caldura. - Thank you, uncle Frederico ! 362 00:33:36,940 --> 00:33:40,270 - You don't want to taste it ? - No. 363 00:33:40,370 --> 00:33:44,250 - They're afrosidiacs ? - What's that, afrosidiacs ? 364 00:33:44,340 --> 00:33:49,700 It means being in the mood a week, or staying in the kitchen two months. 365 00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:57,300 - Gianfranco eats a lot when he's here. - I'm always skeptic, but... 366 00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:01,040 - Be nice. - Here you go ! 367 00:34:01,230 --> 00:34:05,470 - A banana... ! - Brigitte is healthy, she likes a bulky banana. 368 00:34:06,190 --> 00:34:12,050 Eat, eat, I have some brandy as well... 369 00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:15,280 And one for Giovannino. 370 00:34:16,980 --> 00:34:21,330 - You're crafty, Mr., dle Frederico. - Bravo ! 371 00:34:21,770 --> 00:34:24,850 I'll show you craftmanship later... 372 00:34:25,470 --> 00:34:29,850 This brandy wakes up the dead. 373 00:34:30,530 --> 00:34:34,580 Gianfranco doesn't need it, he's always awake. 374 00:34:35,720 --> 00:34:39,560 Uncle and nephew have the same condition. 375 00:34:39,570 --> 00:34:43,000 By the way Giovannino, you must drink as well, even if you didn't have cake. 376 00:34:43,570 --> 00:34:47,010 - To your health, children. - Thank you, uncle ! 377 00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:50,370 It'll do you good, Giovannino. 378 00:34:57,450 --> 00:35:01,740 There's a proverb: brandy and cake lift all skirts. 379 00:35:02,020 --> 00:35:05,310 I tried it with my Gianfranco. 380 00:35:08,870 --> 00:35:12,220 What did I tell you, the brandy is explosive. 381 00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:34,290 Gianfranco, could you explain to your wife that's not the way to wat cake ? 382 00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:40,590 I know, but I like to have fun before I finish. Right ? 383 00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:44,210 - Isn't that so, Gianfranco ? - Yes, it's all true. 384 00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:49,440 He likes to invent games as well, he's a specialist in bed. 385 00:35:49,590 --> 00:35:53,000 That's why I marrid him. 386 00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:59,050 How do you call that monkey who has sex all the time ? 387 00:36:00,860 --> 00:36:04,120 - I think that's a bit... - The mandrill ! 388 00:36:04,380 --> 00:36:07,340 That's right ! The mandrill. 389 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:11,630 Gianfranco is a real mandrill... 390 00:36:11,940 --> 00:36:16,660 I don't know, but to me... she doesn't look German. 391 00:36:17,790 --> 00:36:22,370 Excuse me, I need a little air. This brandy got me hot. 392 00:36:23,020 --> 00:36:27,780 Giovannino, take this bottle up to your room. 393 00:36:36,970 --> 00:36:40,410 - Valentina ! - I'm here, Giovannino. 394 00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:46,430 I think uncle was right, the cakes and the brandy are working. 395 00:36:46,730 --> 00:36:49,790 Really !? 396 00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:55,620 What are your intentions, Gianfranco... ?! Wonderful... ! 397 00:36:55,810 --> 00:37:00,630 They didn't come from Germany to teach us how to do it. 398 00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:07,760 My darling... you're the end of the world ! You're the end of the globe ! 399 00:37:08,210 --> 00:37:14,070 Mein Kama Sutra... 400 00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:19,160 It's not bad, that banana stuff from before... 401 00:37:21,460 --> 00:37:26,490 O course, it's only a cake banana... 402 00:37:30,530 --> 00:37:36,310 It was an Eurovison interference... It's like Games without frontiers... 403 00:37:36,860 --> 00:37:40,530 Let's resume transmission. Where were we ? Right, the banana ! 404 00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:46,470 My lady... ! 405 00:37:51,460 --> 00:37:57,090 You're so strong, my mandrill... ! Stronger... 406 00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:07,920 - I know you like the cake's edges... - Yes, I do, my little big bull...| 407 00:38:08,610 --> 00:38:12,510 - You heard what she said ? - ...it's outstanding... 408 00:38:13,090 --> 00:38:17,340 I heard, but I don't understand. They yell like it's a supermarket. 409 00:38:17,780 --> 00:38:22,210 Giovannino, why don't we also go shopping ? 410 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:27,740 - Gut, gut... - That's right, speak German, my Chiquitita... 411 00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:36,920 - It's lovely, isn't it ? - I know, but the banana is for dessert ! 412 00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:40,820 - Let's begin with an appetiser. - Please, striaght to the second course ! 413 00:38:41,240 --> 00:38:46,510 ... what a big fish, thick like a sturgeon... 414 00:38:46,820 --> 00:38:51,300 ... watch out, there' no joking with the eggs, or elsewe get caviar .... 415 00:38:52,100 --> 00:38:57,960 Damn it, it's like we're in a fish store on via Monza. 416 00:38:59,850 --> 00:39:03,640 Only there's no fish here. 417 00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:10,000 O, mein doberman, you sex machine, you italiano vero ! 418 00:39:10,090 --> 00:39:15,300 I knew it: cake and brandy lift all skirts. I'm a lion ! 419 00:39:15,390 --> 00:39:18,960 - You're a lion, but I'm still a virgin... - Let's get a Capricorn and we'll have a ball... 420 00:39:19,470 --> 00:39:23,650 - What are you doing, Mr.Frederico ? - Giving you a horoscope... 421 00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:26,750 They say I'll be lucky in life. 422 00:39:26,770 --> 00:39:32,450 My darling ! You have such forms... And these two buttons... 423 00:39:32,460 --> 00:39:37,680 I don't feel anything, I'm not ready yet. I'm stil on minimum wage... 424 00:39:39,290 --> 00:39:42,840 I see a shag needs negociations now... 425 00:39:43,230 --> 00:39:47,260 Ask Mr. Lama to find you a place in housekeeping. 426 00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:52,470 - Go to sleep ! What are you doing... - Don't be so mad ! 427 00:39:52,550 --> 00:39:55,810 - Where are you doing ? - To take a few steps in the garden. 428 00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:58,860 Excuse me, Valentina ! 429 00:40:03,030 --> 00:40:07,070 Your hands are so big, Gianfranco ! I like your hands so much... 430 00:40:07,130 --> 00:40:11,360 Caress me, darling... ! 431 00:40:12,470 --> 00:40:17,420 Yes, like that ! You are my periscope... 432 00:40:18,100 --> 00:40:25,150 You're periscoping so well... Slowly ! Like that... 433 00:40:25,690 --> 00:40:31,780 Don't take your hand... Don't do it too fast... 434 00:40:32,090 --> 00:40:37,030 That's right, a long fondle... 435 00:40:38,070 --> 00:40:42,520 - I'll do everything I want to you... - Yes, yes, like that... 436 00:40:42,590 --> 00:40:45,980 Like that, Gianfranco... ! 437 00:41:54,540 --> 00:42:00,480 Giovannino... 438 00:42:05,380 --> 00:42:09,460 Giovannino... 439 00:42:11,370 --> 00:42:16,720 Giovannino... 440 00:42:19,930 --> 00:42:23,080 Have you called me, darling ? 441 00:42:24,980 --> 00:42:29,330 Do you need anything ? 442 00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:35,910 No ! I just wanted to say good night. 443 00:42:58,510 --> 00:43:02,410 Gianfranco, do you allow your wife to stay with her jewels in sight ? 444 00:43:02,610 --> 00:43:05,750 What can I do ? She's German, that's how they do it in Germany. 445 00:43:05,830 --> 00:43:09,060 Yes, but this isn't the Berlin wall. 446 00:43:09,090 --> 00:43:12,380 What do you care ? The one who reaveals is happy, the one who watches is envious.. 447 00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:16,730 - Do you want a little creme ? - Yes, thank you ! 448 00:43:27,620 --> 00:43:31,390 Your skin is fantastic. Cofanino is so lucky ! 449 00:43:32,710 --> 00:43:37,290 I like open skin ! Do you want some cream on your breasts ? 450 00:43:37,350 --> 00:43:40,420 I'm pretty good, Gianfranco taught me. 451 00:43:40,460 --> 00:43:44,100 - I cand do it alone. - Don't tell me you're bashful. 452 00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:48,440 - Courage, don't be ridiculous... - What if Gianfranco and Giovannino see us... 453 00:43:48,470 --> 00:43:52,950 You don't have to be so pessimistic... 454 00:44:05,390 --> 00:44:10,190 You know something ? Men are only gelous on other men... 455 00:44:14,170 --> 00:44:21,160 Your skin is fantastic. I love your beasts, a real italian masterpiece. 456 00:44:23,700 --> 00:44:29,280 What a beautiful combination, my friens !Beautiful fauna down by the lake... 457 00:44:29,610 --> 00:44:33,510 Good afternoon, Mrs. Arrighini ! It's refreshing... 458 00:44:33,650 --> 00:44:37,770 Mr. Gianfranco, Mr. Giovannino ! Are you also naked ? 459 00:44:37,850 --> 00:44:40,380 - Have fun ! - Thank you ! 460 00:44:40,380 --> 00:44:43,350 - One day I'll kick his ass. - Why ? He's so kind... ! 461 00:44:43,370 --> 00:44:47,280 Kind ? He's a jackass ! 462 00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:59,240 - Good-bye ! - See you soon ! 463 00:44:59,550 --> 00:45:04,020 - How's the water, Gianfranco ? - Warm-ish ! 464 00:45:04,460 --> 00:45:09,430 If you want nudism, we have to get out of here, we're too exposed. 465 00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:13,050 We have to pick a different spot. You steer, I'll get the gripe ! 466 00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:35,510 Come ! 467 00:45:53,980 --> 00:45:59,950 - Hi ! - Hello ! My name is Maurice ! Come ! 468 00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:03,600 - They're nice ! - Come, there's enough room ! 469 00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:06,600 COme, our camp is right there ! 470 00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:12,060 - What's he saying ? - He's inviting us for camping ! 471 00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:15,430 Now we're mixing with them ? Let's call counselor Caldura as well. 472 00:46:15,500 --> 00:46:18,730 - Let's go ! - Come, friends ! 473 00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:21,680 - Come ! - Ciao ! 474 00:46:21,910 --> 00:46:28,100 Come back ! 475 00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:30,970 Did you know you're a phenomenon ? 476 00:49:31,290 --> 00:49:35,560 - Where did you learn that ? - Brigitte taught me yesterday. 477 00:49:35,720 --> 00:49:39,760 She does it once a week to her husband. 478 00:49:57,780 --> 00:50:02,060 This outfit... 479 00:50:13,810 --> 00:50:17,710 - Hurry up ! - Yes. 480 00:50:22,300 --> 00:50:28,690 - You're mine, Valentina... - You're mine as well. 481 00:50:28,730 --> 00:50:33,300 - We belong to each other. - It's us, Giovannino. 482 00:50:34,220 --> 00:50:39,960 - This time... - It's so beautiful... 483 00:50:44,300 --> 00:50:49,920 - No... - Yes... 484 00:50:53,090 --> 00:50:56,900 - No, no... - Forgive me ! 485 00:51:18,870 --> 00:51:23,020 - What's wrong ? You're like a tea commercial. - Stop it ! I'm fine ! 486 00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:28,740 Giovannino worries me. It's like he's in a coma. He's no longer here... 487 00:51:29,540 --> 00:51:32,680 Same problem ? Still not getting it up ? 488 00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:37,360 You know everything... ! Who are you, the daughter of a reporter ? 489 00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:40,470 The whole town knows, Frederico ! 490 00:51:40,550 --> 00:51:43,210 If only they would mind their own business... 491 00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:46,320 - When I can, I do it, right ? - I know... 492 00:51:46,710 --> 00:51:50,680 In this moment I'm so agitated I could take flight... 493 00:51:53,240 --> 00:51:57,470 Liebe, liebe... Meine liebe... 494 00:51:57,550 --> 00:52:02,520 Every time a new love game... 495 00:52:03,490 --> 00:52:08,220 Every time a new operation for your pacient... 496 00:52:09,150 --> 00:52:13,760 - Yes, meine liebe... - It's so beautiful, darling... 497 00:52:14,180 --> 00:52:19,540 My Carthagian ! Meow, meow... 498 00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:28,260 I can't stop... 499 00:52:30,830 --> 00:52:34,790 C'mon, we'll win the gold medal... 500 00:52:34,830 --> 00:52:40,320 My stud, my lesbian... 501 00:52:55,500 --> 00:53:00,670 Wake up, Valentina ! It's useless to destroy yourself, to keep waiting... 502 00:53:00,740 --> 00:53:03,910 I'm destroyed ever since we were married, uncle. 503 00:53:03,930 --> 00:53:08,250 - You're right ! - Such unhappiness, uncle... 504 00:53:10,730 --> 00:53:15,080 - Those two love-birds were missing... - You saw... 505 00:53:16,330 --> 00:53:20,850 Some too much, other not at all. 506 00:53:21,670 --> 00:53:24,990 How can they do it in this heat ?! 507 00:53:25,730 --> 00:53:31,330 I can't even hear them anymore. It's love, it's youth... 508 00:53:31,370 --> 00:53:35,210 It's something you can't understand. 509 00:53:35,290 --> 00:53:40,470 No, no ! I understand very well. It's you rhusband I don't understand... 510 00:53:40,780 --> 00:53:46,180 How can he fail with a woman like you... You eyes are... 511 00:53:46,710 --> 00:53:49,970 And your skin... 512 00:53:50,010 --> 00:53:53,250 That's what I say. 513 00:53:53,940 --> 00:53:58,070 You have everything you need to make a man happy, even two. 514 00:53:59,450 --> 00:54:03,230 What do I mean, two !? Ten, a hundred men... 515 00:54:03,720 --> 00:54:10,430 - You're so good, uncle... - I ? You're good... a saint. 516 00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:14,840 What saint ? I can't anymore, I'm going nuts ! 517 00:54:15,490 --> 00:54:19,560 Tell me about it ?! Your husband should have his dick cut out. 518 00:54:19,630 --> 00:54:22,890 You're right. 519 00:54:22,970 --> 00:54:26,470 Your arm is so strong, uncle Frederico... 520 00:54:26,910 --> 00:54:30,020 I gained a little weight, but before... 521 00:54:30,080 --> 00:54:33,970 And you are so soft... 522 00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:38,670 Your muscles are made of iron, uncle Frederico... 523 00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:43,520 - Do you want to play Red Riding Hood ? - And you'll be the Big Bad Wolf ? 524 00:54:44,110 --> 00:54:47,440 - I'm goint to devour you all... - Uncle Frederico... 525 00:54:47,500 --> 00:54:50,590 I'll eat you up... 526 00:54:50,660 --> 00:54:55,270 Your skin ! It's like velvet... 527 00:54:55,330 --> 00:54:58,670 It's like velvet... 528 00:54:58,750 --> 00:55:02,060 Yup, it is velvet... 529 00:55:12,620 --> 00:55:16,570 - Mr. Frederico ! - Yes, Mrs. Lucia ! 530 00:55:16,590 --> 00:55:20,240 I have to speak to you, it's urgent. 531 00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:23,620 - Same story, right ? - Yes, the same. 532 00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:26,980 Do we have to talk right here ? One moment ! 533 00:55:27,060 --> 00:55:29,290 - Go and load the oil. - Right, Mr. Frederico ! 534 00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:32,330 Let's take a few steps. 535 00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:34,830 That's it, Mr. Frederico. We can't go on like this. 536 00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:37,290 I think we need to get this marriage annuled. 537 00:55:37,390 --> 00:55:42,420 Arrighini doesn't annul anything, I don't want to turn a tragedy in a scandal. 538 00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:46,570 It's your scandal, and my daughter's tragedy. 539 00:55:47,610 --> 00:55:50,690 When you think we've given up the best suitors. 540 00:55:50,750 --> 00:55:54,120 The mayor's son, professor Multi... And that's just two of them... 541 00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:58,360 These two are not even a quarter of my nephew's capital. 542 00:55:58,380 --> 00:56:02,190 I forgot about counselor Caldura, he's rich as a prince... 543 00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:06,440 A real aristocrat... 544 00:56:06,480 --> 00:56:11,530 Listen, Mrs. Lucia ! Giovannino is no prince or lawyer, but he's an honest boy. 545 00:56:13,370 --> 00:56:16,700 What good is that for if he's dead in the sack ?! 546 00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:21,950 Talk to your nephew and remind him the girl is like a flower, a real woman. 547 00:56:22,540 --> 00:56:26,560 Yes ! Her feminity makes one lose his head... like you say... 548 00:56:26,780 --> 00:56:30,820 How do you know ? 549 00:56:30,870 --> 00:56:36,380 I Know, she lives in my house, I see her every day... 550 00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:41,050 Don't worry, Mrs. Lucia, I'll deal with Giovannino even if it costs me a fortune. 551 00:56:41,100 --> 00:56:46,210 - I'll send him to dr. Barnard. - Why ? He's a cardiologist. 552 00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:49,420 He's a magician, he can treat any disease he wants to. 553 00:56:49,510 --> 00:56:53,620 Let's move on, Mrs. Lucia. 554 00:57:06,670 --> 00:57:11,440 This is it, I'm telling you, there's no mafia, but its hands are long. 555 00:57:11,530 --> 00:57:15,560 Don't worry, the president of the court is my friend. 556 00:57:15,620 --> 00:57:19,920 Excuse me, I have an urgent affair ! 557 00:57:33,140 --> 00:57:37,230 - I have to speak to you, Mrs. Valentina. - Nagger ! 558 00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:40,950 I know I'm a pest, but I've been following you very discretely. 559 00:57:40,970 --> 00:57:45,040 - You've done very bad. - I have to speak to you, give me an hour. 560 00:57:45,060 --> 00:57:49,980 - You exaggerate, counselor Caldura. - I am determined by the importance of the cause. 561 00:57:50,770 --> 00:57:57,230 - Please, Mrs. Valentina ! I beg you ! - Fine, I'll give you half an hour. 562 00:57:57,270 --> 00:58:01,380 Half and hour ? OK, climb in, Mrs. Valentina ! 563 00:58:02,060 --> 00:58:05,860 Climb fast ! 564 00:58:05,940 --> 00:58:10,070 This way ! 565 00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:13,930 Watch the door ! 566 00:58:16,900 --> 00:58:21,570 Let's go... 567 00:58:26,230 --> 00:58:29,330 Why did you bring me here ? 568 00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:33,210 I thought that direct contact with nature might help us... 569 00:58:35,870 --> 00:58:43,040 The forest, the lake... The birds and the silence... What more could I wish ? 570 00:58:43,960 --> 00:58:47,360 Nothing else, or at least I hope so. 571 00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:53,160 - You're lying thinking of lies. - And you delude yourself you can insist. 572 00:58:53,230 --> 00:58:57,310 Delude myself !? All life is an illusion. 573 00:59:00,780 --> 00:59:03,700 - What are you doing ? - It's more intimate like this... 574 00:59:03,740 --> 00:59:07,870 - I love you, I love you, Mrs. Valentina... - Please, counselor... ! 575 00:59:07,970 --> 00:59:12,400 - I can't think, I wanna reach the... - Reach where ? 576 00:59:12,540 --> 00:59:15,940 - What are you doing ? Don't fondle me ! - What do you mean ? 577 00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:18,900 This is why I've brought you here ! 578 00:59:18,920 --> 00:59:22,920 Stop, I'm yelling for help. 579 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:27,840 You're so cynical and cruel, I thought the time has come... 580 00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:31,200 You were mistaken, counselor. 581 00:59:34,250 --> 00:59:38,800 - Nobody can see us here, Mrs. Valentina. - I'm getting out. 582 00:59:39,210 --> 00:59:42,530 Wait ! 583 00:59:42,770 --> 00:59:48,140 I'll take you ! Caldura is a gentleman ! 584 00:59:48,870 --> 00:59:52,760 A gentleman quits and dies desperate. 585 00:59:56,700 --> 01:00:01,740 The sun ! The smell in the country air, the silence... 586 01:00:02,130 --> 01:00:07,540 You had a good idea, I haven't fel so relaxed and appeased. 587 01:00:07,540 --> 01:00:12,700 You're welcome, I thought direct contact with nature might help. 588 01:00:12,770 --> 01:00:18,170 It's true. I feel like a new man. 589 01:00:24,050 --> 01:00:29,000 The birds of the fields, the dew in the grass... 590 01:00:29,070 --> 01:00:32,240 - The buzzing of the bees... - Oh my God, bees... ! 591 01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:36,910 Don't be afraid, there are no bees. It was just nice to say... 592 01:00:37,070 --> 01:00:42,810 - You're as sweet as honey... - Kiss me, Giovannino ! 593 01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:57,880 Lye down ! 594 01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:03,250 This time... 595 01:01:10,660 --> 01:01:13,710 I feel like Adam in the earthly paradise. 596 01:01:13,720 --> 01:01:16,730 And I feel like the virgin Eve. 597 01:01:16,900 --> 01:01:20,930 - Give me the apple, Eve ! - Yes... 598 01:01:26,610 --> 01:01:30,820 If we're playing Adam and Eve, we needen an apple. 599 01:01:30,910 --> 01:01:35,680 - That's it ! - Are we commiting this sin ? 600 01:01:46,300 --> 01:01:49,600 - Look, Giovannino ! - What ! 601 01:01:49,620 --> 01:01:53,100 A snake ! O my God ! 602 01:01:53,190 --> 01:01:57,540 Of course, we were Adam and Eve with the apple, the snake was missing. 603 01:02:23,460 --> 01:02:26,490 Your German girl sings so pretty ! 604 01:02:26,510 --> 01:02:29,580 She took lessons from Patty Brau, especially for the words. 605 01:02:29,660 --> 01:02:32,040 You don't understand a thing when she talks. 606 01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:35,630 - Who, your wife ? - No, Patty Braun ! 607 01:02:57,740 --> 01:03:01,340 I'm done, Mr. dle Gianfranco. 608 01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:08,480 Did you know you had a beautiful body !? I could give you an ophtalmological consult. 609 01:03:08,490 --> 01:03:11,550 - I have good sight. - You have everything good... 610 01:03:11,560 --> 01:03:13,550 I know ! Everyone says this, including your wife. 611 01:03:13,560 --> 01:03:16,330 Yeah ? 612 01:03:16,340 --> 01:03:22,470 - Didn't you know I'm a virgin, Mr. Gianfranco ? - I'm gonna take it from you now. 613 01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:27,110 - And what if your wife comes down ? - We'll put her on a waiting list. 614 01:03:27,180 --> 01:03:30,130 - We'll put her on international waiting... - No... 615 01:03:31,150 --> 01:03:35,000 - What, here in the closet ? - The door... ! 616 01:03:39,190 --> 01:03:45,310 Uncle Frederico ! I would've hurried up, if I knew you were waiting for me. 617 01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:49,740 Please ! Ladies first, especially beautiful ladies. 618 01:03:49,780 --> 01:03:54,150 Thank you ! You're very kind. How nicely you're dressed. 619 01:03:54,700 --> 01:03:57,950 It's an arabic sport outfit. For Arafat from Arafat. 620 01:03:58,370 --> 01:04:02,080 Der pulpen... ! Here we say: what lovely curves you have... ! 621 01:04:04,090 --> 01:04:07,280 - Did you see Gianfranco ? - Gianfranco, he leftten... ! 622 01:04:07,780 --> 01:04:12,040 And Camillen and Gabriellen ! All leftten ! Do you need anything ? 623 01:04:12,170 --> 01:04:15,830 Gianfranco always massages me after the bath. 624 01:04:15,840 --> 01:04:19,230 You're so lucky ! Once I was going to Milano 625 01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:23,770 and I rubbed a German that climbed on his bike and nobody stopped him afterwards. 626 01:04:24,510 --> 01:04:27,280 - Do you want a massage ? - Me ? 627 01:04:27,460 --> 01:04:31,340 - Come ! - I'm coming... 628 01:04:44,890 --> 01:04:50,560 - Mamma mia, what an instrument ! - Did you think it was like Giovannino's ? 629 01:04:51,080 --> 01:04:54,370 - I was touching a salami... - Well, that's right... 630 01:04:54,450 --> 01:04:57,460 You're such a con ! 631 01:05:00,430 --> 01:05:03,450 What a piece, like Beckembauer, only he doesn't have these... 632 01:05:03,490 --> 01:05:06,380 or else he wouldn't have played football. 633 01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:11,390 Not so hard, uncle Frederico ! Sweeter, softer. 634 01:05:11,480 --> 01:05:14,710 - Sweeter, softer... - Yes ! 635 01:05:15,960 --> 01:05:21,520 It's better now. 636 01:05:21,580 --> 01:05:26,180 Gut... 637 01:05:26,950 --> 01:05:32,030 - It's good like this ? - Yes, now it's good. 638 01:05:32,750 --> 01:05:37,400 Velvet hand ! Did you know you're better than Beckembauer !? 639 01:05:38,250 --> 01:05:43,380 Yeah ? 640 01:05:44,420 --> 01:05:48,490 Such forme ! You're like a curved line. 641 01:05:48,500 --> 01:05:53,620 Now a little higher, on the breasts, uncle ! 642 01:05:57,570 --> 01:06:03,620 This is no longer a massage, uncle, you're trying to fuck me ! 643 01:06:04,100 --> 01:06:09,150 A joke is a joke, but when it comes to sex, 644 01:06:09,240 --> 01:06:13,280 Uncle Frederico jumps the Maginot line and cuts the Iron Curtain. 645 01:06:13,360 --> 01:06:16,450 I have an obstetrical flame here... 646 01:06:16,540 --> 01:06:19,300 Come, frau ! How do the arabs do it with these dresses ? 647 01:06:30,600 --> 01:06:34,350 What are you doing here ? 648 01:06:34,860 --> 01:06:40,510 Nothing ! We were looking for ingredients to make an omelette. 649 01:06:40,910 --> 01:06:43,560 - A french omelette. - What was that, an earthquake ? 650 01:06:43,620 --> 01:06:46,630 What's going on here ? 651 01:06:47,080 --> 01:06:52,930 Mr. Gianfranco wanted to teach Camilla to make a french omelette. 652 01:06:53,160 --> 01:06:58,490 - Not too practical, but... - And you prefer german omelette, right ? 653 01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:06,330 - You know what's beautiful about you, Gabriella ? - What ? 654 01:07:06,390 --> 01:07:12,380 Nothing, absolutely nothing. Gianfranco, an omelette is just an omelette 655 01:07:12,870 --> 01:07:17,350 It's enough to have eggs in it ! 656 01:07:22,670 --> 01:07:25,920 Watch Kartoffen laugh... ! 657 01:07:27,380 --> 01:07:33,910 I'm sure that in three, four months at our branch in Germany... 658 01:07:33,910 --> 01:07:37,370 A permanent stay in a foreign country cand do a miracle. 659 01:07:37,400 --> 01:07:40,560 Of course, it's not an exile dor a lifetime. 660 01:07:40,590 --> 01:07:43,610 I wish it were very short. 661 01:07:43,690 --> 01:07:47,920 As for Valentina, this is her house. 662 01:07:48,880 --> 01:07:53,030 She won't lack anything, Gianfranco and Brigitte will keep her company. 663 01:07:57,450 --> 01:08:02,120 When they're free... Your maternal assistance... 664 01:08:02,180 --> 01:08:05,690 If you allow me, my paternal affection... 665 01:08:06,600 --> 01:08:10,350 Paternal... ! Almost... ! 666 01:08:10,400 --> 01:08:13,740 As far as I understand, you want to send me to Germany in a concentration camp 667 01:08:13,820 --> 01:08:17,050 because I don't colaborate with the alliance. 668 01:08:17,350 --> 01:08:20,560 - You're a bit of a nazi, uncle. - Stop talking nonsense. 669 01:08:20,640 --> 01:08:26,320 - Do you want me to go alone ? - Valentina will join you when you're cured. 670 01:08:26,380 --> 01:08:29,480 And how will you know when that is ? 671 01:08:29,800 --> 01:08:33,380 - When... - When, what ? Come, say it ! 672 01:08:33,910 --> 01:08:39,270 I don't know ! I'm cured from birth. I have hormons like a cat in heat. 673 01:08:39,330 --> 01:08:43,630 - Did you understand ? - I'm not moving from this place ! 674 01:08:44,820 --> 01:08:48,270 This is between me and my wife. 675 01:08:48,390 --> 01:08:51,480 She needs to decide. 676 01:08:51,580 --> 01:08:56,350 When she confided in her mother, I didn't have a word to say. 677 01:08:56,930 --> 01:09:02,170 But when everybody knows about it, that's crossing the line. 678 01:09:03,150 --> 01:09:07,350 I thought I married an understanding, loving girl... 679 01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:13,380 But when we're in bed, the only thing on her mind is to have a bull by her side. 680 01:09:13,450 --> 01:09:16,600 One to mount on, that means I married a cow. 681 01:09:16,670 --> 01:09:21,340 What are you talking about, Giovannino ? You want to be right now ? 682 01:09:21,930 --> 01:09:26,250 I gave you love, fidelity, understanding, affection. Everything I could. 683 01:09:26,860 --> 01:09:32,590 And when I get erotic hallucinations... I get cardiac troubles of sexual origin. 684 01:09:33,230 --> 01:09:36,800 And if my husband can't do it, what can I do ? Call the cardiologist, Giovannino ? 685 01:09:37,190 --> 01:09:40,630 I confirm ! She's a cow. 686 01:09:40,650 --> 01:09:43,830 Get out of here, you impotent. 687 01:09:43,900 --> 01:09:47,240 I don't want to see you in this house. 688 01:09:47,330 --> 01:09:53,310 Holy Virgin, my treasure wants to drown herself in the lake. My angel ! 689 01:09:53,910 --> 01:09:58,100 What lake, mother ? You know where she's going ? To... 690 01:09:58,240 --> 01:10:01,290 - Valentina ! - My darling... 691 01:10:01,790 --> 01:10:05,440 Giovannino ! Mrs. Lucia ! Oh my God... 692 01:10:05,840 --> 01:10:09,920 You two be calm, don't get agitated. Nothing happened. 693 01:10:09,950 --> 01:10:15,940 - Valentina ! - She's gone to the lake. I feel she'll kill herself. 694 01:10:29,890 --> 01:10:33,510 Valentina ! 695 01:10:35,940 --> 01:10:38,830 - Such difficult moments... - Let'ssplit up. 696 01:10:38,840 --> 01:10:41,630 - I'm going this way, you the other. - Holy Virgin... 697 01:10:41,630 --> 01:10:45,660 Maybe we'd better take the boat to see the bank better. 698 01:11:20,560 --> 01:11:24,230 - My God... if we don't find her... - Let's look further. Sit down ! 699 01:11:39,830 --> 01:11:44,040 She couldn't have gotten so far, we'd better call the police. 700 01:11:45,330 --> 01:11:49,330 You're right, mother. Let's go back. 701 01:12:17,630 --> 01:12:21,550 - What happened, why did you stop ? - No more gas. 702 01:12:21,600 --> 01:12:25,350 - What can we do now ? - I can only start rowing. 703 01:12:28,900 --> 01:12:31,930 Put this on, mother ! 704 01:12:37,030 --> 01:12:40,370 I'll be damned, everything happens to me. 705 01:12:49,240 --> 01:12:52,910 What are you doing there, miss ? 706 01:12:57,010 --> 01:13:01,000 Put this on ! 707 01:13:01,640 --> 01:13:04,970 Come ! 708 01:13:10,190 --> 01:13:16,250 Courage mother, there's a fishing cabin 100m from here. 709 01:13:16,300 --> 01:13:21,580 We'll take cover there. Courage ! 710 01:13:24,820 --> 01:13:27,840 Come here. 711 01:13:29,130 --> 01:13:33,300 Please come in, Miss ! 712 01:13:34,090 --> 01:13:37,100 Let's enter ! 713 01:13:49,050 --> 01:13:53,210 We did it. Drop the windows ! 714 01:13:58,240 --> 01:14:01,630 I'll help you. 715 01:14:03,060 --> 01:14:07,630 Come mother, hold me. Watch it, it's slippery. 716 01:14:46,460 --> 01:14:50,820 It's only my fault if something happens to Valentina. 717 01:14:51,770 --> 01:14:55,400 Please stop talking like that, Giovannino. 718 01:14:55,480 --> 01:15:00,930 Valentina is no longer a child. Take your clothes off ! You could catch pneumonia. 719 01:15:39,230 --> 01:15:42,060 - You're tired ? - Yes. 720 01:15:42,130 --> 01:15:45,530 Why don't you rest ? On the bed. 721 01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:56,250 - Are you thirsty ? - Yes. 722 01:15:56,940 --> 01:16:01,090 Here you go ! Drink a little whisky. 723 01:16:21,570 --> 01:16:24,950 Stop it Giovannino, don't despair. 724 01:16:25,400 --> 01:16:29,560 I'm sure nothing will happen to Valentina. 725 01:16:29,650 --> 01:16:33,050 It was just hysteria. 726 01:16:33,140 --> 01:16:40,130 She's a very sensible girl, she doesn't do stupid thing. 727 01:16:40,680 --> 01:16:46,530 Mother ! Where are you, mother !? I want my mother ! 728 01:16:46,850 --> 01:16:54,020 Mother ! I'm alone ! I feel so alone. 729 01:16:55,040 --> 01:16:59,210 I want my mother. 730 01:16:59,470 --> 01:17:04,810 Calm down, I am your mother now. 731 01:17:05,290 --> 01:17:10,480 Don't do that, my treasure, you'll make me cry. 732 01:17:12,280 --> 01:17:15,800 I want my mother... 733 01:18:00,900 --> 01:18:05,180 Momma... 734 01:18:13,560 --> 01:18:17,290 You're warm, mother. 735 01:19:42,070 --> 01:19:45,750 At last... 736 01:19:45,770 --> 01:19:52,300 - Mother... - My darling... 737 01:19:58,910 --> 01:20:06,630 - Thank you, mother ! - You're a good man, Giovannino... 738 01:20:50,610 --> 01:20:54,080 - Isn't that your boat, Mr. Frederico ? - I don't know, let me see. 739 01:20:59,670 --> 01:21:02,760 - Yes, that's it. - Let's go ! 740 01:21:02,980 --> 01:21:06,290 Let's get there fast. 741 01:21:12,400 --> 01:21:16,570 - Giovannino ! - Again ? 742 01:21:16,960 --> 01:21:21,710 I heard a boat. 743 01:21:28,350 --> 01:21:33,070 - Giovannino... - It's uncle Frederico. 744 01:21:33,160 --> 01:21:36,850 He brought the police. Get dressed fast. 745 01:21:37,040 --> 01:21:41,310 Mrs. Lucia, Giovannino ! 746 01:21:41,620 --> 01:21:46,090 Where are you ? Uncle Frederico is here. 747 01:21:46,320 --> 01:21:50,450 - At last, Frederico. - It's so good you came, uncle. 748 01:21:50,940 --> 01:21:55,430 Valentina is saved, Giovannino. The french nudists saved her. 749 01:21:55,540 --> 01:21:59,620 She's very well. I've never seen her better. 750 01:22:00,640 --> 01:22:04,650 I thought you were the first who should find out. 751 01:22:05,190 --> 01:22:09,320 Yes, I'm happy for you... 752 01:22:09,350 --> 01:22:13,930 I think there will be a scandal... 753 01:22:15,150 --> 01:22:18,650 - Tell me about it ! Was he beautiful ? - Beautiful ? - Povesteºte-mi ! A fost frumos !? - Frumos ? 754 01:22:20,290 --> 01:22:24,350 Was he ever ? And anyway, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. 755 01:22:24,970 --> 01:22:28,010 And Giovannino, when he realizes... 756 01:22:28,300 --> 01:22:31,700 Realizes what ? He doesn't know what this means. 757 01:22:32,320 --> 01:22:36,740 What can I do now ? What's done is done... 758 01:22:36,960 --> 01:22:40,540 - Yes, but you said the annulement... - Annulement ?! 759 01:22:41,100 --> 01:22:44,620 No ! Nothing gets annuled. 760 01:22:44,700 --> 01:22:48,900 - You want scandal, tragedy ? - You told me to leave him. 761 01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:53,220 Nobody leaves anyone, he's part of the family now. 762 01:22:53,270 --> 01:22:56,700 - But only yesterday you said... - One moment, Valentina ! 763 01:22:56,750 --> 01:23:00,730 Yesterday was a different day... 764 01:23:01,570 --> 01:23:05,700 Why don't you let him try again, he's a strong boy. 765 01:23:05,790 --> 01:23:10,840 Even a plant in the shadows... if it rains, it's revived.+ 766 01:23:10,990 --> 01:23:15,850 You mother doesn't know much about plants, but she know men. 767 01:23:16,120 --> 01:23:20,040 You have to know how to take Giovannino. 768 01:23:20,120 --> 01:23:24,580 I'm sure that after last night, a new Giovannino is born. 769 01:23:25,930 --> 01:23:29,590 How do you know ? How can you be so sure ? Who told you ? 770 01:23:30,470 --> 01:23:35,720 A mother's intuition. A mother is always right. 771 01:23:57,680 --> 01:24:03,730 Will you stop that, Mr. Frederico ? We're not expecting a miracle. 772 01:24:03,880 --> 01:24:07,710 You understand, Mrs. Lucia, it's just an automatism... 773 01:24:07,940 --> 01:24:10,970 Why don't we chup-chup as well, Gianfranco ? 774 01:24:11,080 --> 01:24:14,240 They're doing it once, and we aren't, mandrill ? 775 01:24:15,100 --> 01:24:20,200 Stay calm ! All you think about is... 776 01:24:30,520 --> 01:24:34,440 - Watch it, you mental sinistrate ! - Excuse me, Mr. Frederico ! 777 01:24:34,520 --> 01:24:38,690 Put it down and leave. It's important. 778 01:24:46,660 --> 01:24:50,570 - You scratched me with your nail. - Excuse me, it wasn't intentional. 779 01:24:50,660 --> 01:24:53,140 - You're forgiven ! - Brigitte ! 780 01:24:53,220 --> 01:24:56,480 Even in times like these, all you think about is dick. 781 01:24:59,850 --> 01:25:03,330 Momma Lucia ! 782 01:25:05,160 --> 01:25:08,510 Will you come upstairs with us, please ! 783 01:25:26,780 --> 01:25:31,310 - What's that ? All three ? - In three, nice... 784 01:25:31,480 --> 01:25:34,720 Calm down, mandrill ! 785 01:25:34,840 --> 01:25:39,840 You have 30secs, name and surname. If not, I'll kill you and him as well. 786 01:25:39,900 --> 01:25:44,220 - It's gonna be a slaughter ! - Stop yelling ! 787 01:25:44,650 --> 01:25:48,980 If not, there'll be a scandal and we'll all be on the front page. 788 01:25:49,140 --> 01:25:52,710 - Calm down , darling ! - How can I, so you know what she's done ? 789 01:25:53,120 --> 01:25:58,390 That tart gave it to the first one she met, while we were suffering there. 790 01:25:59,010 --> 01:26:01,750 Shouldn't I have been the first one ? 791 01:26:01,770 --> 01:26:03,910 Shut up, Giovannino ! 792 01:26:03,910 --> 01:26:06,720 What she said about me now, I have to say about her. 793 01:26:06,720 --> 01:26:10,690 - So that she'll see what it means. - Stop it now Giovannino ! Shut up ! 794 01:26:12,430 --> 01:26:16,900 Listen to me ! All this nonsense is useless. 795 01:26:16,980 --> 01:26:20,320 Reputation is important. 796 01:26:20,350 --> 01:26:23,690 One ! Who marries a virgin these days ? Two ! 797 01:26:23,770 --> 01:26:27,360 In my opinion, there's no hope Giovannino must go to Germany. 798 01:26:27,400 --> 01:26:31,440 - Poor Valentina ! - I don't know whom whould we weep for. 799 01:26:31,530 --> 01:26:35,920 Valentina can console herslef, but poor Giovannino... 800 01:26:38,650 --> 01:26:43,630 Sit down, everything is ok, it was just a little misunderstanding. 801 01:26:43,650 --> 01:26:47,170 Everything's well that ends well ! 802 01:26:47,660 --> 01:26:50,100 They've made chup-chup ! 803 01:26:50,940 --> 01:26:54,000 - So they did it ? - Everything ! 804 01:26:54,070 --> 01:26:57,640 We need a hot, strong coffee. Gabriella ! 805 01:26:57,650 --> 01:27:01,860 - Two strong coffees! - With brandy. A lot of it... 806 01:27:01,870 --> 01:27:04,940 And now news for all. 807 01:27:04,960 --> 01:27:08,960 Beggining tomorrow, Giovannino and Valentina will live with me. 808 01:27:10,550 --> 01:27:14,220 - Why ? Aren't they well here ? - Yeah, but try to understand ! 809 01:27:14,730 --> 01:27:18,960 I'm right wether they're well or not, 810 01:27:19,570 --> 01:27:24,130 in this house, Giovannino has an Oedipus complex. 811 01:27:26,150 --> 01:27:29,800 - Imagine that... - It's a little hard to explain. 812 01:27:29,820 --> 01:27:33,960 I'll try to explain everything in a few words. 813 01:27:34,070 --> 01:27:39,410 To perform his duty as a husband, Giovannino must be far from his natal place. 814 01:27:39,510 --> 01:27:43,600 In this house, he feels the absence of the mother. 815 01:27:43,800 --> 01:27:47,470 Is it true, Giovannino ? 816 01:27:47,670 --> 01:27:50,330 Answer, Giovannino ! 817 01:27:50,400 --> 01:27:54,880 Yes, that's right, mother ! It's true ! We have to live at your place. 818 01:27:54,910 --> 01:28:01,260 Congratulations, Mrs. Lucia ! You and Oedipus saved my nephew. 819 01:28:01,370 --> 01:28:06,320 - If you knew it's worth it... ! - You're very competent... 820 01:28:06,920 --> 01:28:11,130 - Are you gelous ? - A little... 821 01:28:11,970 --> 01:28:16,440 Please allow me to visit from time to time.nd. 822 01:28:16,540 --> 01:28:21,740 - You also have an Oedipus complex ? - No complexes, I'm not feeling alone. 823 01:28:22,230 --> 01:28:25,990 I'm a guy who finds consolation easily. 824 01:28:26,780 --> 01:28:32,410 It would be better if the kids won't see us, I'll visit you. 825 01:28:34,100 --> 01:28:39,390 If it's fine for you, I have no objections even without the complex. 826 01:29:19,490 --> 01:29:22,860 - Have you heard the news ? - I always know everything. 827 01:29:22,950 --> 01:29:25,310 What do you think, conselor ? 828 01:29:26,290 --> 01:29:30,650 It's not important what I think, but people say Giovannino... 829 01:29:32,880 --> 01:29:37,680 I know ! The mother-in-law took him under her roof. 830 01:29:37,720 --> 01:29:42,000 You didn't understand well, lieutenant. Under her roof or in her bed ? 831 01:29:42,020 --> 01:29:46,360 In her bed... 832 01:30:04,150 --> 01:30:07,990 THE END 71759

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