All language subtitles for Hitmen s02e05.eng

? When you say goodbye ?

? Yes, that'll be the day ?

? When you make me cry ?

? You say you're gonna leave ?

? You know it's a lie ?

? 'Cause that'll be the day ?

? When I die ?

- My break's only five minutes,

so let's make this quick, yeah?

You're Pauline, right?

You want someone investigated.

- Sorry, you're Jay?

What, are you 16?

- What, you expecting an
old guy with a raincoat?

No, this shit's just here
so my mum doesn't wonder

how I'm affording my Yeezys.

- Right, sorry, I
thought I was hiring

a professional
private investigator.

I'm out.

- Your name's Fran, you're 50,

but you tell people you're 49.

You have the same
password for everything.

Bonzo22, first
pet, I'm assuming,

and you have 14,338 points
on your Sparks card.

- Bonzo was my first
girlfriend, actually.

- You had a
girlfriend called Bonzo?

- It was the '90s!
Different times.

This is the mark, Kat Gaitskill.

Fancies herself as some
kind of self-help guru.

- This is all I need.

- I need a thorough job, bruv.

I'm telling you, I need some
serious dirt on this woman.

- Listen, fam, first thing
you learn in this game

is everyone's got nasty
shit in their closet.

No exceptions.

Whatever it is Kat lady's
hiding, I'll find it.

That's why I'm the
best in the biz.

- I believe you, bro.

- Hey, Jay!

One Mungo Mischief, two Smarty
Pants, one Nutcase, Pronto!

- Laters.

- Cheers, my mandem.

? 'Cause that'll be the day ?

? When I die ?

- I'm so glad we went
with a polyfiber shovel.

I mean, yes, stainless steel
is a little bit sexier,

but you know, this
one really, really

helps the old back out.

- Fran, are you all right?

- Well, of course I am.

Why wouldn't I be?

- This is our last
job, end of an era.

I thought you might be,
I don't know, upset?

Not that I want that, obviously.

- Oh, mate, of course I'm upset.

Of course I'm upset.

You know, devastated,
but you know,

at the same time,
I've been thinking,

and maybe you're right.

Maybe it's time for us to
do our own thing for awhile.

You know?

We're off on new adventures.

I'm gonna go to Japan,
you're gonna work with Kat

and to be honest, I'm
really excited for us.

- That is good, because I'm
really excited for us, too.

- Well, then, I'm excited
that both of us are excited.

- Definitely.
- Yeah!

- And all that stuff
you were saying

about Kat's evil plan
to steal me away.

- Come on, you know, we
were trapped in a coffin.

I didn't know what I was saying.

Kat is great and obviously,
there were difficulties

at the beginning,
I'm not gonna lie,

but you don't get to be
best friends immediately.

You like her, and I'm sure
I'm gonna like her too.

- Yeah.

I think you need to get to
know Kat a little bit better.

- You know, you're right.

I can't wait to get to know
everything about her.

- So let me get this straight.

You want a refund,
'cause you don't think

she cares enough
about your feelings?

I sold
you Thai bride, mate,

not a therapist.

Dickhead.

Oy!

The fuck's going on up there?

I'm the fucking buzz
of this shithole.

Now get stuck into
my deep tissue

or I'll have you
shipped back to Laos

before you can say namaste.

What the? Oh, fuck!

? Seas ?

? Everybody ?
- Well, that was one

of our slicker extractions.

- Definitely.

Oh, by the way, great chat
on the footwear, chum.

I mean, the grip
of those things.

- Insane, right?

I know it's taken us
awhile, but I really think

we've got this whole
hitman thing down.

It's so nice to
go out on a high.

- Yeah, definitely.

? Some of them
want to be abused ?

- Ooh, Fran, almost forgot.

I got you a little something.

- What? That is so cute!

A little gun earring.

Ah, that's gonna go with
absolutely everything.

- It's just to say
good luck in Japan,

and thanks for
the last 20 years.

- And I've got you something.

- Fran, I really hope
you haven't gone all out,

because honestly, I'll be
happy with a voucher for Next,

or a nice bottle of
fizz, or a packet

of heavy duty rubber gloves.

- Yes, because our
friendship is durable,

and also, water resistant.

- Didn't we buy these in
the shop this morning?

- Yes, we did.

Full disclosure, didn't
know we were doing presents.

I will buy you a
drink at Kat's do.

- It's a free bar, but thanks.

I'm so chuffed you're
coming to the soft launch.

Kat made me promise
to bring you.

- Can we please stop referring
to it as a soft launch?

- That's what it's
called when you throw

a party for a new book.

I'm gonna have to get used
to all this new lingo.

- Yeah, well, it just
makes me think of a guy

in Timberlands firing a
party balloon off his cock.

It's all right, I got it.

There we go.

It's from Jay.

Got important info for you.

Will call you ASAP.

What's that all about?

- Oh, just some Japan admin.

Jay is Mr. V's assistant.

I'm flying really
early in the morning.

So he's helping me out.

So where are we gonna do this?

The canal, the old favourite?

- Canal? Mate, this
is our last hit.

Don't we wanna go out
with a bit more pizazz?

- All right, go on, then.

- Ooh, how 'bout the hospital?

- No, I don't like
the new incinerator.

There's something
about that crank shaft

that's a little bit stiff.

- Ooh, a little bit stiff?

A little bit stiff?
- Yes, I did, I got that.

- Oh, hang on, Fran.

I've got the perfect place.

? Ah, ha, ha ?

? Sweet dreams are
made of these ?

? Who am I to disagree ?

? I traveled the world ?

? And the seven seas ?

? Everybody's looking
for something ?

? Sweet dreams ?

- Still
not ringing any bells?

- Mm.

- You'll kick yourself.

- God this is-

- Where we did our first hit.

- The guy
with the glasses.

- Yes.
- Nice lad.

- Such a sweetie.

- God, do you remember
the nerves, Fran?

- God, we were so scared.

We couldn't even hold
our guns straight.

I mean, no wonder he got away.

- If only those two
plonkers could see us now.

- Nothing's changed.

Is there anything in
that bag she can use?

- I don't think so.

- Yes!

? Thunder in my chest ?

? Mm, stick in my throat ?

- So what did we do when the guy

with glasses got away?
? Pulling me down ?

? Like a rumble in the ground ?

- Hmm.

Didn't we find him with
his legs stuck in a drain?

- Oh, yeah. Ooh,
I've broken my ankle.

- I think you've
got bigger problems

than that, mate.

Fuck!

- Okay, there might've been
a spare gun in that bag.

- Oh, you think?

? Big bomb body ?

? Lonely neck ?

? Swear it was a woman ?
- Get in here!

- God, that was close.
? That he had in his grip ?

- Weirdly, I am gonna miss this.

? Big vibrations, yeah ?

? Just one glance ?

? He's gonna blow my mind ?

? He's gonna make me wanna ?

? Make me wanna, oh ?

? Johnny got a boom boom ?

? Johnny got a bam ?

? He got a ?

- Oy! How 'bout you let me go?

- Uh, well, this is
our final job together,

so it's sort of
sentimental value,

and can't put a price on that.

- 100 grand?
- 100 grand?

- No!

- Plus, I'll throw in
two lifetime spa passes.

- Complimentary
skin care products.

- I ain't made of money.

- We're prepared to compromise.

- No, it's a hard no.

You can run, but you can't hide.

- Well, she can hide.
- Yeah, thank you.

? You got a reaction ?

- Flank her.

? You got a reaction
didn't, you ?

? You took a white orchid ?

? You took a white
orchid turned it blue ?

? Something better
than nothing ?

? Something better than
nothing, it's giving up ?

? We all need to do something ?

? Try and keep the
truth from showing up ?

? Away ?

- Why are you doing
a wanking sign?

? Get behind me ?

- Ooh, Jay.
? Get behind me now, anyway ?

- Give it to me, fam.

What's Kat into?

Is it weird sex stuff?

Money laundering or-
- Listen.

I've never had this before.

- You're ruining our last job.

- What was that?
- It's nothing.

It's weird sex stuff, isn't it?

Please tell me it's
weird sex stuff.

- There's nothing.

- What do you mean, nothing?

- I mean, she's literally
got nothing on her.

She's whiter than
mountain biking, bruv.

This Kat lady doesn't have a
parking ticket to her name.

- Yeah, you need to
keep digging, okay?

- I've looked at
everything, trust me.

There's a handful of not so
very profitable companies

alongside the
self-help business,

but nothing that's
even close to dirt.

I'll send you through
my file in a bit,

but I doubt there's
anything you can use.

I'm sorry, yeah?

Oi!

Do not make me bar you, bro.

- Where's the other Muppet?

- Hello, Siobhan.

- This is it? I
can't believe it.

It's our final hit.

- Guess so.

This isn't right,
Jamie, I'm sorry.

I've not been honest with you.

I feel shit about
all this, I do.

I feel angry and I feel jealous.

I have these crazy thoughts
in my head about Kat,

and I think it's just
been easier for me

to blame somebody else
than accept the fact

that you and I doing
everything together

all the time just had
to come to an end.

- I'm so glad you
said something, mate.

To be honest, I've
been kind of bummed out

you seemed so fine with it.

I've been putting on a
bit of a show today, too.

I'm gagging it.

What am I gonna do without
you to fall back on?

What if I'm really,
really bad at the new job?

Maybe I should
just come to Japan.

- No, because you're
gonna smash it.

I know you are, I know it.

Kat is so lucky to have you.

Plus you need a break from
boring old Professor Snape here.

- Hang on.

Was he the beardy guy
that kept inviting kids

back to his cottage?

- No, mate, that's Hagrid,
and he's more of a handyman

than a professor, but
it doesn't matter.

Let it go.

- It really says a lot
that after all this time,

we can still be so
honest with each other.

- Come on, you. Let's
go to Kat's party.

- Soft launch.

- Don't say soft launch.

God, I completely forgot.

Well remembered.

- Ooh, now, what are you
gonna wear to Kat's do?

? At last ?

? Blue skies smiling at me ?

? Nothing but blue skies ?

? Do I see ?

? Bluebirds ?
- I keep forgetting

how ridiculously
big Kat's place is.

- I know, right?

There are rooms in here
even I haven't been in.

I haven't even given
hedge maze a try yet.

- Hedge maze?

Who does she think
she is, Anne Boleyn?

- Who'd have thought my
flat being demolished

would turn out to
be kinda great?

Must be all the positive karma
I'm putting out in the world.

- Hi, guys.

Hello.

Thank you for coming.

Aw.

Jamie, you look amazing.

- Yay!

Sorry we're late.

The job took a bit
longer than expected.

- Yeah, well, last day
you're working together,

lots of emotions, I imagine.

Fran, Japan?

I think they'll really
get you over there.

Jamie, there's some people
I'd like you to meet.

Fran, there's a free bar.

So feel free to get stuck in.

No spirits, I'm
afraid, but I'm sure

they could dig something out
if you're really desperate.

- There's no seafood
in this, is there?

- No.

- Hmm.

- So how do you know Kat?

You work in publishing or?

- Oh, no.

But it's an interesting story.

We were at school together-

- Sorry, I've seen
someone I know.

- The waitress said there wasn't
any seafood in it.

- Oh, please.

- What you
doing hiding in here?

- Bloody hell,
Jamie, you scared me.

- Come on, I'll introduce
you to Kat's friends.

- Oh, no, I'm fine, honestly.

I'm old enough to have met
everybody I need to in my life.

- You'll love them,
I promise you.

- Ah, that's what you said
about Magic Mike Live,

and then I ended up
with some guy's balls

on my shoulder for
an hour and a half.

- Ah, Jamie, there you are.

- Hi.

- Sorry, everyone, this is Fran,

Jamie's colleague,
former colleague.

I'm wanted.

Jamie, come with me.

- Whoo, gosh, it is so hot.

- Ladies and gents, two words.

Kat Gaitskill.

Come inside, everybody.

- Yeah, yeah, bye.

I've got two words.

- Wow.

Wow.

Thank you, thank you
so much for coming

to the soft launch of my
new book, "I Am in Control."

Thank you, thank you.

I don't suppose the turnout
has anything whatsoever

to do with the
free food.

No, but seriously, my
success means nothing

without the people I love.

- Aww.

- And I feel so lucky for my
success and for my talent,

for my lovely home,
sure, but most of all,

I feel lucky because the
universe has finally blessed me

with the only thing
that really matters,

a friendship that I
know will last forever.

My roomie, my confidant,
my new colleague, Jamie.

Come on, come up here, Jamie.

Come up here, come on, Jamie.

Come on.

Don't be shy.

Jamie, everyone.

Okay.

So, no, not up, just there.

- No fucking way.

- So I would like
to propose a toast.

- Ooh, um, sorry, excuse me.

Oop, sorry.

I'd like to propose a
little toast myself,

if that's okay, Kat.

Hmm?

- Yeah, sure.

- I think we all know that
Kat is being rather modest.

Luck has absolutely nothing
to do with her success.

No, everything she's
achieved she's done

through a mixture of
hard work and dedication,

and careful planning.

- Here, here.

- Thank you, you're very kind.

- The same, of course, true

for Kat's friendship
with Jamie, right?

Was it luck, for example,

that brought Jamie
back into Kat's life?

Or was it the fact that
Kat owns the company

that bulldozed Jamie's flat?

I was expecting a bit of a
gasp or something there, guys,

if I'm honest.

- Fran, what are
you talking about?

- It's true.

Kat own the company that
made you homeless, Jamie.

Bit of a coincidence, yeah?

It all adds up.
Just think about it.

You know, she gets
you out of your gaffe,

she invites you into
her swanky new mansion

so you can buddy up
to you, and hey, oh,

I'm out in the cold like
a hooling great bellend.

- How do you know all this?

- Because I hired a
private investigator.

- What? That gets a gasp?

Really?

- You did what?

- I was worried
about you, Jamie.

Who knows what
Kat's really up to.

You know, it's like
that German bloke

who befriended that other bloke
and then invited him round

and paid him to
eat his own dick.

That actually
happened, by the way.

You can look that up.

That's not the same
as this, obviously.

That, it's different,
but you get my point,

which is she's been
lying this whole time.

- Jamie, it's true.

A company I own did
acquire your building

and demolish it, but I had
no idea you lived there.

And as soon as I found
out at the reunion,

I did everything I could
to try and make it better.

But I should've been
totally honest with you,

and the fact that I
wasn't, I will regret

until the day I die.

I'm so sorry.

Can you forgive me?

- Come on.

- What?

- Aw.

- Wow.

You think you know everything
about emotional growth,

and then, hmm.

- She admitted it.

Did you hear that?

She admitted everything.

She admitted she lied.

I know she did
some lovely things

to cover it all up
and blah, blah, blah,

but a lie is a lie forever,
ladies and gentlemen.

- I think you should go, Fran.

- Jamie.

- You okay?

Ooh, I think someone hit the
free bar too hard.

- Oh, God, I'm going,
I'm promise, I'm going.

- Fran, I've come out
here to ask you to stay.

This is all just a
silly misunderstanding.

- I accused you of cannibalism.

- Yeah, okay, that
was kinda crazy,

but I totally get it.

You're worried about
Jamie, but honestly,

you've done me a huge favour.

I've been feeling so
guilty about Jamie's flat,

and now I feel like a
huge weight's been lifted.

Come on, Fran, you're
going away tomorrow.

Do you really want to
leave things like this?

- I thought the
party was out here.

- Poor thing wanted
to be on her own.

She's downstairs in
my meditation studio.

? I should've told you ?

? Be careful what you wish for ?

? Careful what you wish for ?

? Be careful what you wish for ?

- Nearly there.
? I know who you are ?

- Ah, bloody thing's
on the blink again.

? How you came to be, yeah ?

? Ooh ?

- Jamie, I've got
someone here to see you.

? Ooh, ooh ?
- Jamie?

Jamie, I just came
to say sorry, mate.

Jamie?

? You can get it if
you really want ?

? You can get it if
you really want ?

? You can get it if
you really want ?

? But you must try ?

? Try and try ?

? Try and try ?

? You succeed at last ?

? Mm, hmm, hmm ?

? Ooh yeah ?

? You can get it if
you really want ?

? You can get it if
your really want ?

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