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♪♪
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[Tires screech]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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-[Exhales]
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♪♪
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Uggggggghhhhhh!
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Mmmmm-bllllllla!
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Baah!
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Haaaaaaaa!
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Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-
ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
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[Sighs softly]
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[Lights humming]
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♪ Strawberry, chocolate
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♪ Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da!
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♪ F, F, M, M
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It's flavored milk,
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♪ Flavored miiii-ii-ilk
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We're here today to celebrate
the life...
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of Simon.
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[ "Sylvia-Pizzicato"playing]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[Children running and playing]
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-That saying, I'm Amba
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with an "A" at the end
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and the start.
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-Ee-oooooh! [Laughs]
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-Oh, those fuckers are, uh,
Midori and McCall.
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[Children laughing]
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-Just the traditional spelling
for them.
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-Thank you for choosing
Loving Tributes.
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-Awkwards.
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-We have a range of services
to celebrate...
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-Tamsen.
-Tamsen.
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Perfect.
Before we get into it,
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let me just check on
those hot drinks, okay?
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-Well, it seems like
a win-win to me.
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Think about it.
-Gwen, the teas?
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-I'm coming.
-Go ahead.
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Pour the tea.
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-It shouldn't be too long.
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Now, did Tamsen leave any
instructions for her funeral?
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-No, so, um, that's actually
what we wanted to ask her.
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-Pardon...
-Out of my way.
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-Oi, oi, oi! Piss fringe.
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Tell your sister no skids.
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Sorry about the wait.
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-Sorry, you were saying...?
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-We want to connect
with Mum's spirit.
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Is there a psychic youse use?
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-A psychic?
-Yes.
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-We have a few, actually.
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-It doesn't have to be union.
-Oh, thank God.
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-Just so I know which one
of our psychics would be best,
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you just want to have a chat
with your mum,
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who's...definitely dead?
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-Yep.
-Yep.
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-Yeah, I just want
to get this right.
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I want to make sure
that she's happy.
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-Absolutely.
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While we're here,
why don't we have a look
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at some of our package options?
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-Um...
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I don't...
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I can't do it. I can't.
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-Oh, hey, hey.
-I don't know what Mum wants.
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-Hey, hey, hey.
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It's okay.
You can ask her. Yeah.
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-Yeah.
-Ah.
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-Leave it with us.
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-Yeah, yeah.
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Hey, yeah.
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All right?
-Yeah.
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-Hey.
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[Both moaning softly]
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[Both giggling and murmuring]
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♪♪
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-Wait, is she pissing?
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-Don't.
Don't say anything.
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-Or what?
You'll beat me up again?
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-They're grieving.
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-They're gagging for it.
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By the way, um,
don't pay for a psychic
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'cause I'll just do it.
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-You're not qualified.
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-You don't have to be.
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Anyone can do it.
It's not real.
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-Nah, they've already seen you,
so I'm online.
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Um...
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-Spiritual Healing with Nigel,
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[laughing]
International Psychic Detective?
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Oh!
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-Uh...
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Oh, Shona,
Priestess of the 8th Ray.
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"I'm a soul cleanser.
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I carry the gift
to cleanse karmic issues."
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-Okay, just pick one.
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-Is that Sharyn?!
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-Oh, my gosh.
-It is Sharyn.
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-Oh, my God! Shizzer!
[Laughs]
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-You said my name?
-Isn't it your day off?
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-Yeah, but I just remembered
I needed to refill
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the peppercorn grinder,
and then I got chatting.
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Do you need me to do something?
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I can do something.
I love to do things.
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-Yes, actually.
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Are you a psychic?
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-Oh, yeah, on and off.
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-Ah.
-What's my middle name?
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-You don't have one.
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-She checks out.
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-So what are your rates,
because we'd love --
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-Oh, I'll do it for free.
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-Aw.
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-That's good...
-Wow.
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-...because Trisha's quote
came through,
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and it's massive.
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-What? I thought you said
she was cheap.
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-Yeah, yeah. She's cheap.
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But the stuff she wants us
to buy is not cheap.
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-Uh, we'll have to go
have a look tomorrow
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'cause that can't be right.
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[Piano playing in background]
Oh.
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Smell?
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That's nice. Ah!
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$120?
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That can't be right.
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-What's someone supposed to do
with two big, brown balls?
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Are you depressed?
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-What?! No.
-Cool it.
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It's not a big deal
if you aredepressed.
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-I'm not!
-Okay.
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Well, Mum thinks
that you're depressed,
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so I just thought
that I would ask you.
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-How would Mum know?
She doesn't answer my calls.
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-Do you want something?
-What?
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-Mum says you only call her
when you want something.
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-Uh, yeah, to chat.
-More balls.
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It's like I'm being chased
by stray balls.
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Who needs all these balls?!
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Hey, it's Ben.
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-What?
-Ben, Ben!
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Come in!
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Hey.
-Hey.
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-Hey. Oh, look.
Someone's been shopping.
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-Oh, yeah.
I was in the area earlier.
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It's landlord's anniversary, so
I thought I'd get him something.
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It's frangipani. [Chuckles]
-Oh.
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-Divine.
-Oh, yeah.
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We smelled it.
-I can tell it from here.
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-Anyway, we should
probably get going.
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-No, we shouldn't.
Trisha's list is huge.
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We've got heaps of stuff to get.
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-Hmm.
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♪♪
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-Hey, this would look good
on the foyer.
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-Mm?
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-Yeah, just on the left
as you come in.
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Don't you think so, Elle-Belle?
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-Mm, maybe.
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-You left home early again
this morning.
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Are you okay?
-I'm not depressed.
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-I don't think that.
I-I was just wondering.
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Just making sure you're okay.
-Can I help you with anything?
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-Oh, we're just browsing.
Thanks.
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-Sure.
-Hey, look at my massive pussy.
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Rawr! [Chuckles]
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-It's a lovely ornament,
isn't it?
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-Yeah, I was being gentle.
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Can you tell me about all these
balls you have lying around?
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-They're sort of just
for general, you know,
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usage around the house.
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-Do you buy them together?
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-Yes, usually in pairs,
threes sometimes.
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-You came home late again
last night.
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You didn't touch the risotto.
-Ah, yeah.
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I'd eaten already, so...
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-Saw a beagle on the way here.
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You love beagles.
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-No, I love Cavalier
King Charles Spaniels.
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-Well, you used to love beagles.
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-Yeah.
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-[Chuckles] Ooh!
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Soft.
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-Can we talk?
-Ah...
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-I am so sorry about her.
[Chuckles]
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I think she might be
on something.
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[Whispering]
Maybe meth.
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-Oh, she's with us.
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-Oh. [Chuckles]
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-Ms. Ellie, Ms. Ellie,
I'm so sad.
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I need this sad blanket.
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-Well, we're having
a storewide sale,
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so everything you see here
is half price.
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-Hey, did you say half price,
so it's 50% off this?
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-Yeah, no.
That's the discounted price.
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-Half of this is what it is?
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-$434.50.
-Oh.
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-$34.50 -- that's pretty good.
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-Uh, no, no, no.
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$434.50 -- 50 cents.
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-Oh, I mean,
what's the sale price?
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So 2...
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-That isthe sale price.
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-Ah.
-Yeah.
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-That's lovely, isn't it?
-Mm-hmm.
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-Hey.
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Guess how much
this horse thing is?
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Heaps.
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Heapsof money.
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-Um, it's Arctic wood.
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-You're annoying.
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She's more anal than you.
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Literally everything I touch,
she's like,
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"Oh, take it away.
Take it away."
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-'Cause you'll break --
'cause you'll break it.
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-Who am I?
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That guy.
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Ugh. Let's go.
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This is dumb.
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[Bell tolling]
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-I didn't have any sage,
but I've got lots of coriander.
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-Oh, cool.
-Hi, Amba.
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Hi, Zane.
We're just getting set up.
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-She looks good.
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-Oh, this is Sharyn,
a woman of many talents.
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She's our resident psychic
and...catering manager.
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-Hey, it's nice to meet you.
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-Before we begin,
can I get you guys anything?
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-Yeah, I'll grab a pint
of lemonade, please.
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-I'll just have a caramel
Frappuccino or something.
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-Oh, actually,
I'll grab a Frappuccino.
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-With cream.
-Yeah.
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-Easy.
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-Thanks, Gwen.
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-Where am I supposed to get
a Frappa-fucking-ccino?
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-[Sighs]
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Tisman.
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Tisman.
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-It's Tamsen.
-Tansen.
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-Tamsen.
-Tansen.
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-It's Tamsen.
-Tansen.
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Yep.
There's definitely someone.
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Yep, she is coming through.
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Was she always a woman?
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-Yeah.
-Oh.
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Different Tasman, okay.
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Does she come from Kenya?
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-Did she?
-No.
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-Oh.
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Elaine.
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Elaine, no, I'm working.
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Talk to you later.
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Sorry about that.
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Oh, I think I found her.
258
00:11:21,646 --> 00:11:23,786
The dogs got her, didn't they?
259
00:11:23,890 --> 00:11:26,930
-♪ Had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
260
00:11:27,031 --> 00:11:29,761
-Sorry.
261
00:11:29,861 --> 00:11:31,481
-Babe, I don't think
this is working.
262
00:11:31,587 --> 00:11:34,727
-It's just like a big old dead
party out there, isn't it?
263
00:11:34,832 --> 00:11:36,252
Um, can I help?
264
00:11:36,350 --> 00:11:39,180
-It's just, I am getting
a lot of interference.
265
00:11:39,284 --> 00:11:40,674
-Yeah.
-Do you have an item
266
00:11:40,769 --> 00:11:43,979
of Tanzeen's that I could just
use to tether us?
267
00:11:44,082 --> 00:11:46,462
-We have her.
She's in the fridge.
268
00:11:46,567 --> 00:11:48,187
-Gwen.
-What? She is.
269
00:11:48,293 --> 00:11:49,643
Otherwise, she'll go off.
270
00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:52,093
-Yeah, no. S-She's right.
Let's get her up here.
271
00:11:54,679 --> 00:11:56,089
-Yep.
272
00:11:59,097 --> 00:12:00,647
Bring her in.
273
00:12:02,238 --> 00:12:04,998
Hi. Well, there she is.
274
00:12:07,485 --> 00:12:09,725
-Thank you. Just...
bring in her clothes
275
00:12:09,832 --> 00:12:11,212
when you're ready.
276
00:12:11,316 --> 00:12:13,966
-I don't, um...
-Shall we try again?
277
00:12:14,078 --> 00:12:17,528
-Mm-hmm. Yeah.
278
00:12:17,633 --> 00:12:19,293
-Whenever you're ready.
-Mm.
279
00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:26,333
-Tasman...oh, Tasman.
280
00:12:26,435 --> 00:12:28,775
Yep.
She's coming through now.
281
00:12:28,886 --> 00:12:30,466
-Hold her hand.
282
00:12:30,577 --> 00:12:32,437
-Just grab her.
-Oh, yeah.
283
00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:36,034
-Ah! Yep.
284
00:12:36,134 --> 00:12:38,554
Very strong connection now.
285
00:12:38,654 --> 00:12:39,974
[Clears throat]
286
00:12:40,069 --> 00:12:40,999
Oh. [Chuckles]
287
00:12:41,105 --> 00:12:42,965
She's chatty, isn't she?
288
00:12:43,072 --> 00:12:45,012
-[Chuckles]
289
00:12:45,834 --> 00:12:48,704
-Oh, your mum misses you
very much.
290
00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:51,980
-Can you tell her
that I love her?
291
00:12:52,081 --> 00:12:55,671
-She's here, and she knows.
292
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:58,225
She wants you to know
she's settling in up there.
293
00:12:58,329 --> 00:13:01,679
Oh, absolutely gutted
she missed Neil Diamond.
294
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:04,341
-[Laughs]
295
00:13:04,438 --> 00:13:06,958
-Oh, Mum.
296
00:13:07,062 --> 00:13:10,102
What do you want to wear
to your funeral?
297
00:13:10,203 --> 00:13:11,863
-I'm seeing leather.
298
00:13:11,963 --> 00:13:14,553
-That, uh -- that sexy little
New Year's number she wore,
299
00:13:14,655 --> 00:13:17,345
yeah.
-No, maybe it's not leather.
300
00:13:17,451 --> 00:13:19,071
Something classy.
301
00:13:19,177 --> 00:13:20,797
-Classy.
-Mm.
302
00:13:20,903 --> 00:13:22,013
-Okay.
303
00:13:22,111 --> 00:13:25,601
Um, Mum,
do you want Aunt Deb there?
304
00:13:25,701 --> 00:13:27,601
'Cause bitch never said sorry.
305
00:13:27,703 --> 00:13:30,673
-No.
-Okay. Um...
306
00:13:30,775 --> 00:13:33,705
Mum, the will is
a bit of a mess,
307
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:37,063
so who gets the ute?
308
00:13:37,161 --> 00:13:40,541
-She's showing me a capital "M."
309
00:13:40,647 --> 00:13:42,407
Could be a Michael or...
310
00:13:42,511 --> 00:13:43,791
-It's, uh --
It's got to be McCall.
311
00:13:43,892 --> 00:13:46,142
He's a natural behind the wheel.
312
00:13:46,239 --> 00:13:50,799
-Was there anything else you
wanted to ask Tamsen about?
313
00:13:50,899 --> 00:13:54,419
-Don't let go. Um...
314
00:13:54,523 --> 00:13:58,983
Mum, what package do you want?
315
00:14:01,219 --> 00:14:02,359
Here.
316
00:14:02,462 --> 00:14:06,572
Just use her hand
to guide and...
317
00:14:06,673 --> 00:14:07,923
What one? That one?
318
00:14:08,019 --> 00:14:10,129
-Yeah.
319
00:14:10,228 --> 00:14:11,398
-Okay.
320
00:14:11,505 --> 00:14:13,125
-Good choice, yeah.
321
00:14:17,753 --> 00:14:20,793
-Well, Tam-Tam is very tired
322
00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:22,414
and wants to go
load the dishwasher,
323
00:14:22,516 --> 00:14:26,176
so it's been a long day for her.
324
00:14:26,279 --> 00:14:28,069
-Okay.
Well, why don't we --
325
00:14:28,177 --> 00:14:31,767
-Um, hang on. Does she want to
be buried or burned?
326
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,801
-Uh...
327
00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:35,217
I'm seeing flames.
328
00:14:35,322 --> 00:14:37,502
-So burn?
-Yep.
329
00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:39,710
[Piano music playing]
330
00:14:39,809 --> 00:14:45,819
♪♪
331
00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:47,019
Yep.
332
00:14:47,127 --> 00:14:49,227
[Bell tolling]
333
00:14:49,336 --> 00:14:52,886
[People talking indistinctly]
334
00:14:52,995 --> 00:14:54,405
-Oi, oi, oi. Be careful.
335
00:14:54,514 --> 00:14:56,624
We can't afford to go to
[Indistinct] again, okay?
336
00:14:56,723 --> 00:14:58,863
Sit down.
337
00:14:58,967 --> 00:15:01,897
-Here are some seats
just up here in front.
338
00:15:05,318 --> 00:15:08,458
-We're here today to celebrate
the life
339
00:15:08,562 --> 00:15:11,602
of Tamsen Brandy Bates.
340
00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:15,293
Her children --
Simone and Josie and Amba...
341
00:15:15,397 --> 00:15:16,637
[Cellphone chimes]
...would like to thank
342
00:15:16,743 --> 00:15:18,643
all of you for coming today,
343
00:15:18,745 --> 00:15:20,085
and a special thanks
to all of you
344
00:15:20,195 --> 00:15:22,155
who traveled some distance
to get here,
345
00:15:22,266 --> 00:15:24,606
including Nana Jane
and Uncle Peter.
346
00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:26,616
Amba, would you...?
347
00:15:27,650 --> 00:15:29,140
[ Text message whooshes]
348
00:15:30,067 --> 00:15:32,757
-[Sniffles]
I loved when me and Mum
349
00:15:32,862 --> 00:15:37,422
would go to the RSA
for a Sunday roast.
350
00:15:37,522 --> 00:15:39,772
[Laughing] She'd never shut up
about that gravy.
351
00:15:39,869 --> 00:15:41,219
-[Laughs]
352
00:15:41,319 --> 00:15:42,939
-She loved it.
353
00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:47,455
Um, I was lucky enough
to connect with Mum
354
00:15:47,567 --> 00:15:49,497
um, earlier this week,
355
00:15:49,603 --> 00:15:54,473
so I know that
she's doing okay up there.
356
00:15:54,574 --> 00:15:59,544
Shout-out to Sharyn and Ellie
from Loving Tributes.
357
00:15:59,648 --> 00:16:02,928
-What am I, chopped liver?
358
00:16:03,031 --> 00:16:04,831
-I miss you.
359
00:16:07,863 --> 00:16:10,183
-[Whispering]
That was lovely.
360
00:16:10,279 --> 00:16:12,009
[Normal voice]
Thank you, Amba.
361
00:16:12,109 --> 00:16:16,009
And now for something
a little special.
362
00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:22,742
[ "How Great Thou Art"playing]
363
00:16:22,843 --> 00:16:29,543
♪♪
364
00:16:29,643 --> 00:16:31,543
[Lights humming]
365
00:16:31,645 --> 00:16:36,715
♪♪
366
00:16:36,823 --> 00:16:39,073
♪ Oh, Lord my
367
00:16:39,170 --> 00:16:42,210
[Electricity crackling]
368
00:16:42,311 --> 00:16:44,111
-What was that?
-Did he get a spotlight?
369
00:16:44,210 --> 00:16:45,760
-Apologies,
ladies and gentlemen.
370
00:16:45,866 --> 00:16:47,516
We appear to be having some sort
of a technical difficulty.
371
00:16:47,627 --> 00:16:49,037
-I'm gonna call an electrician.
-It's Mum.
372
00:16:49,146 --> 00:16:51,936
-Excuse me?
-It's Mum. She's really here!
373
00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:54,245
-You cheeky bitch!
374
00:16:54,358 --> 00:16:56,598
Always in over attention, huh?
-No, no. It's --
375
00:16:56,705 --> 00:16:58,085
-Everybody, everybody,
say goodbye
376
00:16:58,189 --> 00:17:00,159
while she's still here!
377
00:17:00,260 --> 00:17:02,570
-I wired it...
-Bye, Mum!
378
00:17:02,676 --> 00:17:04,156
[All shouting indistinctly]
379
00:17:04,264 --> 00:17:07,204
-You think I should tell them
it's not Tasman?
380
00:17:07,302 --> 00:17:08,862
Elaine, I'm working.
381
00:17:08,958 --> 00:17:12,858
[Laughing] I said I'd talk
to you later, naughty.
382
00:17:12,962 --> 00:17:14,962
God.
383
00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:17,898
-Well, um,
I can't compete with that.
384
00:17:18,002 --> 00:17:22,112
Uh, I would like to invite you
all to pay your respects
385
00:17:22,213 --> 00:17:23,533
and then join
the rest of the family
386
00:17:23,628 --> 00:17:25,288
for some light refreshments
387
00:17:25,389 --> 00:17:30,119
and some fish
fresh from the Tasman.
388
00:17:30,221 --> 00:17:31,951
-Yummy.
389
00:17:35,364 --> 00:17:37,544
-Do you mind if I tag along?
390
00:17:37,642 --> 00:17:39,472
-Come on in.
391
00:17:46,927 --> 00:17:49,027
-[Speaks indistinctly]
392
00:17:50,241 --> 00:17:53,691
-Brake. Just brake.
393
00:17:53,796 --> 00:17:54,936
-Oh, is she there?
-Come on.
394
00:17:55,039 --> 00:17:56,419
They're only baby teeth.
Just do it.
395
00:17:56,523 --> 00:17:58,533
Just a little brake.
-"Just a baby teeth."
396
00:17:58,629 --> 00:18:00,039
[Brakes screech, teeth crunch]
397
00:18:00,148 --> 00:18:01,318
-Ow!
398
00:18:01,425 --> 00:18:02,695
-Should've gotten that
on camera!
399
00:18:02,805 --> 00:18:04,595
-Ow, ow, ow.
-Oh, my God! Drive.
400
00:18:04,704 --> 00:18:05,744
-[Laughs]
-Drive! Oh, wait.
401
00:18:05,843 --> 00:18:07,123
We can't go fast.
402
00:18:07,224 --> 00:18:09,504
[Indistinct talking]
403
00:18:09,605 --> 00:18:13,155
[Soft piano music playing]
404
00:18:13,264 --> 00:18:20,204
♪♪
405
00:18:20,306 --> 00:18:21,956
-Really welcome.
You're most welcome.
406
00:18:22,066 --> 00:18:24,616
There's a small charge, but
it gets put on the tab, so...
407
00:18:24,724 --> 00:18:26,004
-Okay.
-Yeah, the family will take it.
408
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,175
Yeah.
409
00:18:28,279 --> 00:18:30,449
-Sorry. Oh.
410
00:18:30,557 --> 00:18:32,797
Dean, I just called
an electrician.
411
00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:35,874
-Mm.
-Anything you want to tell me?
412
00:18:35,976 --> 00:18:38,116
-No. No, no.
Nothing I can think of.
413
00:18:38,220 --> 00:18:41,330
-How you installed a spotlight?
-Oh, I told you that.
414
00:18:41,430 --> 00:18:42,710
-No, you didn't.
415
00:18:42,811 --> 00:18:44,921
-Yes, I definitely did.
416
00:18:45,020 --> 00:18:46,680
-No, I would remember.
417
00:18:46,780 --> 00:18:49,200
-Yeah, well, it's in one ear
and out the other, isn't it?
418
00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:50,580
-Huh?
-Yeah, it makes sense.
419
00:18:50,681 --> 00:18:51,991
You're overwhelmed. Mm.
420
00:18:52,096 --> 00:18:54,716
Still, Amba wasthrilled.
421
00:18:54,823 --> 00:18:56,583
I'm glad I could make
that moment happen for her.
422
00:18:56,687 --> 00:18:58,587
-Mm-kay.
423
00:18:58,689 --> 00:18:59,659
Yeah, thank you.
424
00:18:59,759 --> 00:19:01,969
-You're welcome.
425
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:08,770
-Oh, my God!
He's such a condescending...
426
00:19:08,871 --> 00:19:11,181
Can you say the bad word, Gwen?
I can't.
427
00:19:11,288 --> 00:19:13,428
-Oh, Dean?
-Yeah.
428
00:19:13,531 --> 00:19:15,051
-I don't have beef with Dean.
429
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:19,404
I mean, like, he's weird,
but Koro clearly trusted him.
430
00:19:19,503 --> 00:19:28,373
♪♪
431
00:19:28,477 --> 00:19:37,307
♪♪
432
00:19:37,417 --> 00:19:46,287
♪♪
433
00:19:46,392 --> 00:19:55,192
♪♪
434
00:19:55,297 --> 00:19:57,057
[Engine stops]
435
00:20:01,752 --> 00:20:03,722
-Ugh.
436
00:20:03,823 --> 00:20:05,763
I don't know,
but we've got six minutes left.
437
00:20:05,859 --> 00:20:07,339
Please get your head
in the game.
438
00:20:07,447 --> 00:20:08,857
Just...
[Alarm blaring]
439
00:20:08,966 --> 00:20:10,206
-I've just got a good feeling.
440
00:20:10,312 --> 00:20:13,112
-Ugh! Okay. What was it?
441
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,282
-Uh...
-2-3...
442
00:20:14,385 --> 00:20:15,835
-2-2-0-3.
443
00:20:15,938 --> 00:20:19,288
[Beeping]
444
00:20:19,390 --> 00:20:21,910
-Oh! Oh!
445
00:20:22,013 --> 00:20:23,333
I've had it with
the boring clues.
446
00:20:23,429 --> 00:20:25,669
Like, I'm so lazy
about it sometime.
447
00:20:25,776 --> 00:20:26,736
-What's in there, Elle-Belle?
448
00:20:26,846 --> 00:20:28,676
-Oh, how anticlimactic.
449
00:20:28,779 --> 00:20:30,609
This is the sunken treasure?
450
00:20:30,712 --> 00:20:33,202
[Crickets chirping]
451
00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:39,995
[Grunts]
452
00:20:48,454 --> 00:20:50,774
-Hi.
-You're out late.
453
00:20:50,870 --> 00:20:52,870
-I forgot to put bins out.
454
00:20:52,975 --> 00:20:54,285
-Okay.
455
00:20:54,391 --> 00:20:56,011
-I feel like
you're avoiding me?
456
00:20:58,878 --> 00:21:01,188
-I've just been really busy.
457
00:21:01,294 --> 00:21:04,094
-I-I know I messed up,
and clearly you're upset.
458
00:21:04,193 --> 00:21:08,133
It's just, we've been together
for solong,
459
00:21:08,232 --> 00:21:12,102
and I wanted more.
I'm sorry.
460
00:21:12,201 --> 00:21:14,511
I love you, Elle-Belle.
461
00:21:14,618 --> 00:21:16,968
How do I fix this?
I'll do anything.
462
00:21:20,624 --> 00:21:22,904
-I don't know.
463
00:21:23,005 --> 00:21:26,345
Ben...
464
00:21:26,457 --> 00:21:28,487
it's recycling this week.
465
00:21:37,365 --> 00:21:39,745
[Bin rolling]
466
00:21:42,335 --> 00:21:45,335
-Supporting local content
so can you see more
467
00:21:45,442 --> 00:21:46,932
of New Zealand On Air.
468
00:21:47,029 --> 00:21:51,999
♪♪
469
00:21:52,049 --> 00:21:56,599
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