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Mmm. When I die,
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we should totally
get this sandwich place
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for my memorial.
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So good. Mmm. Can't wait.
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Oh, all these people
loved Mr. Chase.
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His students
are taking it so hard.
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Yeah, nobody grieves
like theater kids.
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This is my show!
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Why are they singing
about computers?
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It was a musical about Y2K,
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which was very scary back then.
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Scarier than anything
we have now.
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The whole show takes place
on New Year's Eve,
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- 1999...
♪ Five, four, three ♪
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♪ Two, zero, zero, zero ♪
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♪ A midnight countdown to Y2K ♪
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♪ Five, four, three, two,
will I be a zero? ♪
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♪ When tomorrow becomes today. ♪
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Mom, which one are you?
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I was right over here.
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In the wings,
calling all the shots...
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as the stage manager.
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Mrs. Chase,
I'm so sorry for your loss.
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Oh, thank you, dear.
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Say, look what I found
when I was cleaning out
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Franklin's office.
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My prompt book.
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This binder lists all the cues
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for the entire production.
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Oh, Franklin always said you
were the heart of the show...
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that your stage managing
was so... zealous.
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I definitely ran a tight ship.
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But in a fun way
everyone loved, obviously.
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- Oh, yeah, totally.
- Super fun.
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Of course, I would have loved
to have been in the show,
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except I'm not much of a singer.
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But in my imagination, I've got
the voice of a Disney princess.
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Oh...
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What a special time.
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I'd give anything
to feel that magic again.
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♪ Script notes and sound cues ♪
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♪ Take me there again ♪
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♪ In my blacksin the backs of the wings ♪
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♪ So I'm not seen ♪
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♪ No one knows the magic ♪
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♪ That hidesbehind the scenes ♪
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It's me!
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The cast said yes!
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We're putting on a musical!
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♪ Places, everybody ♪
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♪ It's time to start the show ♪
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♪ That's what actorsneed me to say ♪
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♪ Otherwise, they wouldn'tknow where to go ♪
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♪ Cinch up the hemlines ♪
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♪ Sound check all the mics ♪
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♪ Close the door,ring the bell ♪
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♪ And bring downthe house lights ♪
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♪ It's curtains upfor Marge Bouvier ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm once againthe star ♪
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♪ Of the backstage ♪
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Wow, you're the director?
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No, more
important... the stage manager.
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- Ah!
- Five minutes, guys!
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- Thank you, five.
- Five minutes.
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I always used to love
saying that, before...
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♪ The endless loads of laundry ♪
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♪ The dishes piled high ♪
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♪ The whining and complaining ♪
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- ♪ It's mine ♪
- ♪ It's mine ♪
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- ♪ It's mine ♪
- Enough!
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♪ I'm returning to my theater family
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♪ A revival ofour fondest memories ♪
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- ♪ Singin'... ♪
- ♪ Do ♪
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- ♪ Re ♪
- ♪ Mi ♪
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- ♪ This ♪- ♪ Show ♪
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♪ The talk of the town ♪
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♪ A hit, a smash, the rage ♪
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♪ And there's nothingSpringfield needs more ♪
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♪ Than a play ♪
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Good!
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♪ 'Cause I'm once again the ♪
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♪ Appreciated, well-respected,never, ever disconnected ♪
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♪ Nothing butthe most impressive ♪
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♪ Everybody's dearest friended ♪
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♪ Star ♪
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♪ Of the backstage... ♪
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♪ She's the star,see how she shines ♪
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♪ She answerswhen we call for lines ♪
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♪ Places, everybody! ♪
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Wow, honey,
those dorks are so excited to be
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in your show again.
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And I will do everything
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I can to support you...
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while I'm at Moe's.
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Mwah.
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Sorry, Marge, but I got to
drop out of the show.
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I broke my hip
while singing and dancing
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about feeling young again.
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Say, Dad, what if
you filled in for Lenny
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and joined Mom's musical?
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Yeah, then you'd be the most
supportive husband ever.
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Great idea, kids.
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I'm all in, babe!
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One pair of super tight
dance pants, please!
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From this day forward,
we are enemies.
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Forever and ever.
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Forever.
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Okay,
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back on stage... it's just like
we're teenagers again.
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Now let's start the rehearsal.
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Theater!
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Wait, we can't start
without Sasha Reed.
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- She was the star of the show.
- Mm-hmm.
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She got into Julliard.
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Sasha.
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You never forget
your first diva.
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I'd love to know
what she's been up to.
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Well, as your dutiful
stage manager,
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I did reach out repeatedly,
but never heard back.
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I guess we'll never know
what happened
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after Sasha
left little old Springfield
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for New York City.
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Never say never!
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Hello, old friends!
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Ah! It's Sasha!
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Let me tell you all about it.
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♪ It was a coldand rainy morning ♪
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♪ When I exited the bus ♪
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♪ I stepped into the city ♪
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♪ Everyone in such a rush ♪
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♪ I suppose I started singing ♪
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♪ Just to keepthe chill at bay ♪
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♪ I guess I soundedsomething like ♪
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♪ This ♪
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♪ And that's when I hearda man say ♪
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♪ "That tone, that pitch ♪
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♪ "Your voice'll make us rich ♪
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♪ Stick with me, and you'llbe destined to impress" ♪
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♪ And that's how Sasha became ♪
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♪ A massive success ♪
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♪ Yes, Sasha ♪
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♪ Is a massive success ♪
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♪ Now I dine on the veranda ♪
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♪ With Lin-Manuel Miranda ♪
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♪ Scrape meat off the bonewith Patti LuPone ♪
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♪ Don't mention Glenn Close ♪
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♪ I eat Bananas Foster ♪
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♪ With my good friendSutton Foster ♪
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♪ Thanks to Stephen Sondheim,who's the most gracious host ♪
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♪ Yes, I'm everythingyou thought I'd be ♪
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♪ When I left Springfieldfor the big city ♪
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♪ I've made it,I'm a cut above the rest ♪
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♪ 'Cause Sasha has returned ♪
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♪ A massive ♪
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♪ Success... ♪
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♪ That's right ♪
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♪ I'm a Broadway ♪
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♪ Star! ♪
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Oh, I can't believe
Sasha came back.
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What a career!
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I know a famous person
that knows what's his name,
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who is she,
and never heard of him!
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Okay, okay, everybody.
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It's so exciting that
Sasha is a massive success,
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but we really need
to walk through our blocking.
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Let's make it precise, gang!
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Blocking, so important.
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That's what Hal always told me.
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Hal Prince.
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Boom! Named it!
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But before we get into
the technical stuff,
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we need to reconnect
as an ensemblé.
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Let's all go to my lake house
and do trust falls.
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But we have to carve out
some time to run lines.
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Marge Bouvier,
you have not changed a bit.
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Okay, Mom, we'll run lines,
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but don't wait up for us.
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Us? What do you mean?
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This bonding session
is for the cast.
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You understand, right?
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Oh.
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Sure.
Of course.
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Come on, friends!
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I was wrong.
Theater kids are super cool.
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Thanks for the hookup, honey.
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♪ How will I stay alive? ♪
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♪ When all ♪
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♪ The computers think I died? ♪
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- ♪ How will I ♪
- ♪ How will I ♪
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♪ Stay alive ♪
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♪ When all the clocksand the computers ♪
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♪ Think I died? ♪
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Okay, the curtain-raiser
went a smidge long,
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so stay on your marks next time.
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- Take five!
- Thank you, five.
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Anyway, I hope you all remember
the best part of rehearsal...
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brownies!
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Are those Margie's Brownies
with walnuts and M&Ms?
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It's true, I do matter.
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Look what else I'm included in.
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It's all from our shows.
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We were such a tight-knit group.
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Remember the tightness
of the knitting?
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There's my old guitar pick.
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Oh, I haven't played guitar
since I lost this!
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Still works!
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Oh, man, this takes me back...
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Remember, guys?
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♪ Bonfires at Billy's ♪
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♪ We'd talk about our dreams ♪
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♪ We'd get drunkand make out, ha ♪
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♪ Cause a scene ♪
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Remind me who Billy was again?
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You know... Billy.
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♪ Late nights at the diner ♪
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♪ We'd laugh and we'd cry ♪
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Right. Uh-huh.
The diner.
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♪ Smoking clove cigarettes ♪
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♪ Ruthie serving uscheese fries ♪
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Is that why you guys
always smelled
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like burnt cinnamon?
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♪ Climbing the water tower ♪
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♪ Drunk on whiskey sours ♪
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♪ Stealing the Lard Lad sign ♪
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- That was you guys?
- Yeah.
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♪ Remember the times ♪
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♪ The best times ♪
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♪ Of our lives ♪
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♪ We had nothing but times ♪
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♪ Remember the times ♪
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Okay, I might've missed
some of those specific moments,
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but I'm sure I'll remember
all the other ones.
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What else?
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♪ The kegger at Marge's ♪
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♪ What an epic night ♪
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Wait, there was a party
at my house?
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Where was I?
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♪ She was ata tech run-through ♪
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♪ Nowhere in sight ♪
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Guys, that's like,
pretty messed up.
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ I was at thatsuper killer party, too ♪
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You weren't even in the show.
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♪ Yeah, but I was cool ♪
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♪ Lenny fell off the roof ♪
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- What?
- ♪ Marge's parents got sued ♪
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♪ And had to filefor bankruptcy ♪
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Is that why I couldn't
go away to college?
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♪ Remember the time ♪
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♪ When Jackie died ♪
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Wait, I thought Jackie moved.
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♪ No one saw the signs ♪
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♪ Together we cried ♪
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♪ And then we made itabout ourselves ♪
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♪ When the reporter came ♪
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- What?!
- ♪ He worked for The Times ♪
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Which one?
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♪ The New York Times ♪
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♪ Such timey times ♪
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How'd I miss all of this?
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♪ We were all together. ♪
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Except me.
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♪ Script notes and sound cues ♪
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♪ They never saw meas a friend ♪
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♪ In my blacks in the backsof the wings ♪
266
00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:54,087
♪ I was unseen ♪
267
00:11:55,984 --> 00:11:58,759
♪ So much for the magic ♪
268
00:11:58,836 --> 00:12:04,056
♪ No one wants old Marjorie. ♪
269
00:12:08,104 --> 00:12:11,750
I was unpopular and never knew!
270
00:12:11,774 --> 00:12:13,756
All my best memories are ruined.
271
00:12:13,850 --> 00:12:16,684
I wish I had never done
this stupid musical again.
272
00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:20,615
As soon as Sasha showed up,
it was like I didn't exist.
273
00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:22,674
I never liked that Sasha Reed.
274
00:12:22,768 --> 00:12:25,172
Taking pop out of the fridge
without asking...
275
00:12:25,196 --> 00:12:26,620
getting us sued...
276
00:12:27,940 --> 00:12:29,697
Of course!
It's all Sasha's fault.
277
00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:33,013
Someone ought to teach
that Broadway big shot a lesson.
278
00:12:33,037 --> 00:12:35,946
Mom, do you
still have a computer?
279
00:12:39,543 --> 00:12:43,361
Last night I made some
very interesting discoveries,
280
00:12:43,455 --> 00:12:46,789
requiring the printing
of a revised playbill.
281
00:12:48,626 --> 00:12:51,720
♪ I'll refer you to page three ♪
282
00:12:51,873 --> 00:12:54,389
♪ To an updated biography ♪
283
00:12:54,542 --> 00:12:56,370
♪ Of which you must see ♪
284
00:12:56,394 --> 00:12:59,061
♪ Certain to change your view ♪
285
00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:03,573
♪ Of the beloved ingenue ♪
286
00:13:04,643 --> 00:13:06,067
♪ Sasha! Poof ♪
287
00:13:06,144 --> 00:13:07,311
♪ The truth ♪
288
00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:12,144
♪ She's never been ina Broadway musical or play? ♪
289
00:13:12,168 --> 00:13:16,485
♪ She was never in Pippin,
Show Boat, or Cabaret? ♪
290
00:13:16,581 --> 00:13:20,066
♪ She didn't sign autographsat a stage door-a? ♪
291
00:13:20,158 --> 00:13:24,678
♪ She worked atthe Herald Square Sephora? ♪
292
00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:27,239
♪ Lost hope, gave upand moved the day ♪
293
00:13:27,332 --> 00:13:30,743
♪ She didn't get a callbackfor Hairspray ♪
294
00:13:30,836 --> 00:13:33,187
♪ She's a fraudway baby ♪
295
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:34,837
♪ A phony, a fake ♪
296
00:13:35,006 --> 00:13:38,674
♪ She ain't got what it takes ♪
297
00:13:38,769 --> 00:13:40,695
♪ She's a fraudway baby ♪
298
00:13:40,922 --> 00:13:43,013
♪ She doesn't knowSutton Foster ♪
299
00:13:43,106 --> 00:13:44,773
♪ This broad's an imposter ♪
300
00:13:44,926 --> 00:13:47,893
♪ She's had you wrappedaround her finger ♪
301
00:13:47,945 --> 00:13:49,537
♪ For days ♪
302
00:13:49,687 --> 00:13:52,259
♪ But she's nothingbut a hair-extentioned ♪
303
00:13:52,283 --> 00:13:54,040
♪ Makeup-slinging,Botox-forehead ♪
304
00:13:54,268 --> 00:13:55,187
♪ Lying, cheating ♪
305
00:13:55,211 --> 00:14:00,047
♪ Baby fraudway... ♪
306
00:14:04,870 --> 00:14:06,370
So you don't know the people
307
00:14:06,464 --> 00:14:09,056
you said you knew
but who are they?
308
00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:10,892
Marge Bouvier, you're...
309
00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:12,225
mean!
310
00:14:15,731 --> 00:14:19,307
Well, I'm sure you're all
as angry at Sasha as I am,
311
00:14:19,402 --> 00:14:21,644
but now we can wipe
the slate clean
312
00:14:21,738 --> 00:14:24,888
and really come together
as a theater family.
313
00:14:24,981 --> 00:14:27,224
Without Sasha, there's no show.
314
00:14:27,317 --> 00:14:30,985
You ruined everything,
you... techie!
315
00:14:31,139 --> 00:14:33,225
But, w-w-wait.
She made it all up.
316
00:14:33,249 --> 00:14:34,749
She's a liar!
317
00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:36,808
I think this is
the kind of thing
318
00:14:36,902 --> 00:14:40,645
that makes people not want
to invite you to stuff.
319
00:14:47,672 --> 00:14:49,931
Stupid, ungrateful cast.
320
00:14:50,158 --> 00:14:51,990
Did you sleep at all last night?
321
00:14:52,084 --> 00:14:54,084
"We don't care
that Sasha's a liar."
322
00:14:54,177 --> 00:14:55,751
"We still love her
more than you."
323
00:14:55,846 --> 00:14:58,272
Mo-om!
Bart replaced my Kashi cereal
324
00:14:58,423 --> 00:15:00,923
with woodchips
from the hamster cage!
325
00:15:01,018 --> 00:15:03,254
So? You didn't notice
till I told you.
326
00:15:04,855 --> 00:15:07,096
- What's wrong with Mom?
- Well, kids, your mother has
327
00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:10,100
severely pissed off
all the theater weirdos...
328
00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:11,263
of which I am now one...
329
00:15:11,287 --> 00:15:13,696
but she can't see
it's her fault.
330
00:15:13,847 --> 00:15:15,605
So... are you gonna tell her?
331
00:15:15,700 --> 00:15:20,293
Indeed I am, and there's
only one way to do it.
332
00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:25,282
♪ When your partner'sin a tizzy ♪
333
00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:27,520
♪ Flossing till she's dizzy ♪
334
00:15:27,544 --> 00:15:30,379
♪ Clearly in the wrong,but certain she's right ♪
335
00:15:30,472 --> 00:15:32,807
♪ It's your responsibility ♪
336
00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:34,700
♪ To imply her culpability ♪
337
00:15:34,793 --> 00:15:37,979
♪ In a way that doesn'tinstigate a fight ♪
338
00:15:38,206 --> 00:15:41,148
Whoops.
339
00:15:41,299 --> 00:15:43,650
♪ Don't escalate the situation ♪
340
00:15:43,820 --> 00:15:45,318
♪ Or add further complication ♪
341
00:15:45,546 --> 00:15:48,447
♪ Mince your words,so as never to encroach ♪
342
00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:51,211
♪ Deliver your advice ♪
343
00:15:51,235 --> 00:15:52,712
♪ But make sure to do it nice ♪
344
00:15:52,736 --> 00:15:56,080
♪ For it's best to usea delicate approach ♪
345
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,835
Marge, darling...
346
00:15:58,859 --> 00:16:00,317
Leave me alone!
347
00:16:00,410 --> 00:16:02,652
Marge, listen!
I'm being delicate!
348
00:16:02,746 --> 00:16:04,321
Oh, are you?
349
00:16:05,508 --> 00:16:07,986
♪ Now, I know you may thinkyou were just in your actions ♪
350
00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:09,971
♪ But it makes my heart sinkto see your infractions ♪
351
00:16:09,995 --> 00:16:11,990
♪ Your feelings were hurt,but it's malice you blurt ♪
352
00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:14,514
♪ Your transactioncompels a retraction ♪
353
00:16:16,927 --> 00:16:18,519
Oh, you're right, Homie.
354
00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:20,245
It's all my fault.
355
00:16:20,338 --> 00:16:23,249
I did the one thing
a stage manager must never do:
356
00:16:23,341 --> 00:16:26,360
I put myself before the show.
357
00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:28,553
You see, kids?
358
00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:31,250
♪ It's best to use a delicate ♪
359
00:16:31,274 --> 00:16:32,607
♪ Approach. ♪
360
00:16:34,095 --> 00:16:35,778
I have to make things right.
361
00:16:35,871 --> 00:16:37,111
You need to let me see
362
00:16:37,206 --> 00:16:40,265
the cast-only text chain.
363
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:41,450
Yeah, I don't know.
364
00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:43,951
It's really not cool
for me to share it.
365
00:16:44,105 --> 00:16:46,455
Plus, you wouldn't get
any of the jokes.
366
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,289
You might want
to skip over the stuff
367
00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:49,549
with your name in it.
368
00:16:49,701 --> 00:16:50,942
Sasha hasn't left town.
369
00:16:51,036 --> 00:16:52,595
There's still time.
370
00:16:55,283 --> 00:16:57,057
Why would Marge do that to me?
371
00:16:57,209 --> 00:16:59,042
I was never mean to her.
372
00:16:59,135 --> 00:17:00,635
I never even talked to her!
373
00:17:00,730 --> 00:17:03,563
Yeah, we don't care
that you only sell makeup
374
00:17:03,791 --> 00:17:06,211
and that you're a huge liar.
375
00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:08,477
I miss high school.
376
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:11,071
Remember the night
of the cast party?
377
00:17:11,222 --> 00:17:14,385
You and me... in the hot tub?
378
00:17:14,410 --> 00:17:16,797
That night really happened?
379
00:17:16,820 --> 00:17:18,078
I thought I imagined it.
380
00:17:18,230 --> 00:17:19,654
It was real.
381
00:17:19,807 --> 00:17:22,227
And I've never had better.
382
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,826
Ah...
383
00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:26,494
Sasha!
Sasha, I'm so sorry.
384
00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:28,422
Once my husband
sang and danced to me
385
00:17:28,574 --> 00:17:30,982
about what I did,
I felt terrible.
386
00:17:31,076 --> 00:17:33,760
I acted like
such a crazy teenager.
387
00:17:33,930 --> 00:17:36,337
All I wanted to do was
recapture my glory days,
388
00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:38,748
when I could've
become anything...
389
00:17:38,916 --> 00:17:40,326
instead of what I really am,
390
00:17:40,419 --> 00:17:42,751
a floor manager at Sephora.
391
00:17:44,013 --> 00:17:45,105
Sales associate.
392
00:17:45,333 --> 00:17:48,192
I guess we both wanted
to be stars again.
393
00:17:49,019 --> 00:17:50,019
There she is.
394
00:17:50,095 --> 00:17:51,089
Probably called us here
395
00:17:51,114 --> 00:17:52,982
to expose the lies
the rest of us put
396
00:17:53,007 --> 00:17:54,506
in our playbill bios.
397
00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:55,857
What lies?
398
00:17:56,009 --> 00:17:58,101
I am
"thrilled to reprise my role
399
00:17:58,194 --> 00:18:00,453
as Steve/Ensemble."
400
00:18:00,605 --> 00:18:02,865
I was supposed
to manage the stage,
401
00:18:02,959 --> 00:18:06,108
but instead I just managed
to screw everything up.
402
00:18:06,278 --> 00:18:08,077
But there's still time
to put on the best show
403
00:18:08,131 --> 00:18:10,113
of the latter part of our lives.
404
00:18:10,207 --> 00:18:12,633
What do you say?
Should we give it a try?
405
00:18:12,784 --> 00:18:14,075
Oh, why should we?
406
00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:17,356
What has trying
ever gotten anyone?
407
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,534
♪ I could've been a crooner ♪
408
00:18:22,627 --> 00:18:24,644
♪ Star of stage and screen ♪
409
00:18:24,872 --> 00:18:26,221
♪ But I'd just as sooner ♪
410
00:18:26,374 --> 00:18:29,817
♪ Drink away my dream ♪
411
00:18:30,044 --> 00:18:32,044
- ♪ Never try. ♪
- Stop!
412
00:18:32,136 --> 00:18:34,212
That's the saddest thing
I've ever heard.
413
00:18:34,306 --> 00:18:38,474
Barney, nobody needs
to do this show more than you.
414
00:18:38,568 --> 00:18:42,054
♪ Except me! ♪
415
00:18:42,146 --> 00:18:43,474
Yay!
416
00:18:44,909 --> 00:18:46,909
It's a full house, so...
417
00:18:47,002 --> 00:18:49,744
♪ Places, everybody. ♪
418
00:18:49,913 --> 00:18:52,817
Marge, when I'm onstage
and it's not my turn to talk,
419
00:18:52,842 --> 00:18:55,300
- can I look at my phone?
- No.
420
00:19:12,176 --> 00:19:13,602
It's almost midnight.
421
00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,237
What's going to happen?
422
00:19:19,035 --> 00:19:20,011
Oops.
423
00:19:20,036 --> 00:19:21,512
Five, four...
424
00:19:21,537 --> 00:19:24,413
Three, two, one!
425
00:19:26,209 --> 00:19:28,353
So the show just ends?
426
00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:29,762
What a cop-out!
427
00:19:29,787 --> 00:19:31,580
At least at the end
of Rent you get to see
428
00:19:31,605 --> 00:19:33,047
Mimi come back to life.
429
00:19:33,198 --> 00:19:34,957
This is just lazy.
430
00:19:40,297 --> 00:19:43,131
Marge, thanks for reminding me
how good it feels
431
00:19:43,226 --> 00:19:45,451
to be a big fish
in a small pond.
432
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:47,635
I guess that's why
you never left.
433
00:19:47,788 --> 00:19:49,546
Actually, I think
it was because my parents
434
00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:52,566
couldn't afford college
after a lawsuit from a party
435
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:55,213
you threw at my house
but didn't invite me to.
436
00:19:55,238 --> 00:19:58,072
Such timey times.
437
00:20:02,077 --> 00:20:04,222
Oh, my God, it's really her.
438
00:20:04,247 --> 00:20:05,820
It's Marge Bouvier.
439
00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:08,414
Just ask her.
440
00:20:09,660 --> 00:20:11,710
Um, would you please
sign my prompt bible?
441
00:20:13,146 --> 00:20:14,146
You know me?
442
00:20:14,239 --> 00:20:16,507
You're a stage-managing icon!
443
00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:20,961
Would you go
to the diner with us?
444
00:20:21,113 --> 00:20:23,078
We'd die to hear
some of your stories.
445
00:20:23,173 --> 00:20:25,339
Invited to the diner.
446
00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:27,578
I'm getting cheese fries!
447
00:20:29,105 --> 00:20:30,846
Cast party at Marge's house!
448
00:20:30,998 --> 00:20:32,605
All right!
449
00:20:32,833 --> 00:20:34,423
Theater!
450
00:20:34,518 --> 00:20:37,019
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451
00:20:39,173 --> 00:20:40,948
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452
00:20:41,098 --> 00:20:43,366
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453
00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:51,365
♪ Five, four, three,two, zero, zero, zero ♪
454
00:20:51,442 --> 00:20:52,942
♪ A new millennium ♪
455
00:20:53,037 --> 00:20:55,848
♪ But who will I be? ♪
456
00:20:55,873 --> 00:20:57,705
♪ Five, four, three, two ♪
457
00:20:57,799 --> 00:21:00,041
♪ Way too many zeros ♪
458
00:21:00,135 --> 00:21:02,210
♪ What will the computers ♪
459
00:21:02,363 --> 00:21:03,949
♪ Do to me? ♪
460
00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:05,881
♪ Will there be blackouts? ♪
461
00:21:06,032 --> 00:21:07,214
♪ Chaos? ♪
462
00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:09,217
♪ Motherboards exploding? ♪
463
00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:11,294
♪ Glitches and crashes? ♪
464
00:21:11,462 --> 00:21:13,253
♪ A run on the banks? ♪
465
00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:15,148
♪ Will I have a mortgage? ♪
466
00:21:15,299 --> 00:21:18,318
♪ A family?A boy and a girl? ♪
467
00:21:18,546 --> 00:21:22,730
♪ What happensto a two-digit soul ♪
468
00:21:22,807 --> 00:21:26,535
♪ In a four-digit world? ♪
469
00:21:27,738 --> 00:21:29,621
Shh!
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