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Mmm. When I die,
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we should totally
get this sandwich place
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for my memorial.
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So good. Mmm. Can't wait.
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Oh, all these people
loved Mr. Chase.
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His students
are taking it so hard.
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Yeah, nobody grieves
like theater kids.
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This is my show!
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Why are they singing
about computers?
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It was a musical about Y2K,
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which was very scary back then.
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Scarier than anything
we have now.
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The whole show takes
place on New Year's Eve,
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- 1999...
- ♪ Five, four, three ♪
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♪ Two, zero, zero, zero ♪
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♪ A midnight countdown to Y2K ♪
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♪ Five, four, three,
two, will I be a zero? ♪
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♪ When tomorrow becomes today. ♪
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Mom, which one are you?
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I was right over here.
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In the wings,
calling all the shots...
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as the stage manager.
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Mrs. Chase, I'm so
sorry for your loss.
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Oh, thank you, dear.
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Say, look what I found
when I was cleaning out
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Franklin's office.
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My prompt book.
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This binder lists all the cues
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for the entire production.
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Oh, Franklin always said you
were the heart of the show...
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That your stage managing
was so... zealous.
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I definitely ran a tight ship.
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But in a fun way
everyone loved, obviously.
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- Oh, yeah, totally.
- Super fun.
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Of course, I would have
loved to have been in the show,
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except I'm not much of a singer.
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But in my imagination, I've got
the voice of a Disney princess.
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Oh...
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What a special time.
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I'd give anything to
feel that magic again.
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♪ Script notes and sound cues ♪
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♪ Take me there again ♪
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♪ In my blacks in the
backs of the wings ♪
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♪ So I'm not seen ♪
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♪ No one knows the magic ♪
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♪ That hides behind the scenes ♪
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It's me!
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The cast said yes!
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We're putting on a musical!
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♪ Places, everybody ♪
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♪ It's time to start the show ♪
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♪ That's what actors
need me to say ♪
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♪ Otherwise, they
wouldn't know where to go ♪
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♪ Cinch up the hemlines ♪
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♪ Sound check all the mics ♪
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♪ Close the door,
ring the bell ♪
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♪ And bring down
the house lights ♪
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♪ It's curtains up
for Marge Bouvier ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm once
again the star ♪
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♪ Of the backstage ♪
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Wow, you're the director?
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No, more
important... the stage manager.
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- Ah!
- Five minutes, guys!
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- Thank you, five.
- Five minutes.
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I always used to love
saying that, before...
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♪ The endless loads of laundry
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♪ The dishes piled high ♪
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♪ The whining and complaining ♪
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- ♪ It's mine ♪
- ♪ It's mine ♪
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- ♪ It's mine ♪
- Enough!
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♪ I'm returning to my theater family
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♪ A revival of our
fondest memories ♪
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- ♪ Singin'... ♪
- ♪ Do ♪
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- ♪ Re ♪
- ♪ Mi ♪
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♪ This ♪ -♪ Show ♪- ♪
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♪ The talk of the town ♪
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♪ A hit, a smash, the rage ♪
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♪ And there's nothing
Springfield needs more ♪
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♪ Than a play ♪
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Good!
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♪ 'Cause I'm once again the ♪
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♪ Appreciated, well-respected,
never, ever disconnected ♪
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♪ Nothing but the
most impressive ♪
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♪ Everybody's dearest friended ♪
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♪ Star ♪
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♪ Of the backstage... ♪
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♪ She's the star,
see how she shines ♪
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♪ She answers when
we call for lines ♪
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♪ Places, everybody! ♪
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Wow, honey, those
dorks are so excited to be
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in your show again.
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And I will do everything
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I can to support you...
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while I'm at Moe's.
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Mwah.
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Sorry, Marge, but I got
to drop out of the show.
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I broke my hip while
singing and dancing
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about feeling young again.
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Say, Dad, what if
you filled in for Lenny
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and joined Mom's musical?
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Yeah, then you'd be the
most supportive husband ever.
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Great idea, kids.
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I'm all in, babe!
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One pair of super tight
dance pants, please!
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From this day forward,
we are enemies.
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Forever and ever.
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Forever.
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Okay,
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back on stage... it's just
like we're teenagers again.
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Now let's start the rehearsal.
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Theater!
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Wait, we can't start
without Sasha Reed.
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- She was the star of the show.
- Mm-hmm.
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She got into Julliard.
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Sasha.
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You never forget
your first diva.
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I'd love to know
what she's been up to.
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Well, as your dutiful
stage manager,
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I did reach out repeatedly,
but never heard back.
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I guess we'll never
know what happened
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after Sasha left
little old Springfield
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for New York City.
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Never say never!
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Hello, old friends!
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Ah! It's Sasha!
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Let me tell you all about it.
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♪ It was a cold
and rainy morning ♪
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♪ When I exited the bus ♪
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♪ I stepped into the city ♪
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♪ Everyone in such a rush ♪
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♪ I suppose I started singing ♪
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♪ Just to keep
the chill at bay ♪
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♪ I guess I sounded
something like ♪
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♪ This ♪
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♪ And that's when
I heard a man say ♪
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♪ "That tone, that pitch ♪
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♪ "Your voice'll make us rich ♪
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♪ Stick with me, and you'll
be destined to impress" ♪
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♪ And that's how Sasha became ♪
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♪ A massive success ♪
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♪ Yes, Sasha ♪
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♪ Is a massive success ♪
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♪ Now I dine on the veranda ♪
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♪ With Lin-Manuel Miranda ♪
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♪ Scrape meat off the
bone with Patti LuPone ♪
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♪ Don't mention Glenn Close ♪
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♪ I eat Bananas Foster ♪
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♪ With my good
friend Sutton Foster ♪
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♪ Thanks to Stephen Sondheim,
who's the most gracious host ♪
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♪ Yes, I'm everything
you thought I'd be ♪
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♪ When I left Springfield
for the big city ♪
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♪ I've made it, I'm a
cut above the rest ♪
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♪ 'Cause Sasha has returned ♪
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♪ A massive ♪
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♪ Success... ♪
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♪ That's right ♪
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♪ I'm a Broadway ♪
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♪ Star! ♪
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Oh, I can't believe
Sasha came back.
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What a career!
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I know a famous person
that knows what's his name,
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who is she, and
never heard of him!
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Okay, okay, everybody.
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It's so exciting that Sasha
is a massive success,
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but we really need to
walk through our blocking.
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Let's make it precise, gang!
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Blocking, so important.
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That's what Hal always told me.
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Hal Prince.
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Boom! Named it!
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But before we get
into the technical stuff,
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we need to reconnect
as an ensemblé.
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Let's all go to my lake
house and do trust falls.
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But we have to carve
out some time to run lines.
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Marge Bouvier,
you have not changed a bit.
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Okay, Mom, we'll run lines,
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but don't wait up for us.
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Us? What do you mean?
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This bonding
session is for the cast.
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You understand, right?
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Oh.
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Sure. Of course.
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Come on, friends!
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I was wrong. Theater
kids are super cool.
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Thanks for the hookup, honey.
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♪ How will I stay alive? ♪
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♪ When all ♪
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♪ The computers think I died? ♪
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- ♪ How will I ♪
- ♪ How will I ♪
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♪ Stay alive ♪
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♪ When all the clocks
and the computers ♪
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♪ Think I died? ♪
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Okay, the curtain-raiser
went a smidge long,
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so stay on your marks next time.
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- Take five!
- Thank you, five.
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Anyway, I hope you all remember
the best part of rehearsal...
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brownies!
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Are those Margie's Brownies
with walnuts and M&Ms?
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It's true, I do matter.
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Look what else I'm included in.
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It's all from our shows.
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We were such a tight-knit group.
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Remember the
tightness of the knitting?
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There's my old guitar pick.
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Oh, I haven't played
guitar since I lost this!
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Still works!
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Oh, man, this takes me back...
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Remember, guys?
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♪ Bonfires at Billy's ♪
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♪ We'd talk about our dreams ♪
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♪ We'd get drunk
and make out, ha ♪
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♪ Cause a scene ♪
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Remind me who Billy was again?
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You know... Billy.
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♪ Late nights at the diner ♪
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♪ We'd laugh and we'd cry ♪
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Right. Uh-huh. The diner.
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♪ Smoking clove cigarettes ♪
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♪ Ruthie serving
us cheese fries ♪
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Is that why you
guys always smelled
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like burnt cinnamon?
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♪ Climbing the water tower ♪
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♪ Drunk on whiskey sours ♪
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♪ Stealing the Lard Lad sign ♪
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- That was you guys?
- Yeah.
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♪ Remember the times ♪
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♪ The best times ♪
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♪ Of our lives ♪
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♪ We had nothing but times ♪
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♪ Remember the times ♪
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Okay, I might've missed
some of those specific moments,
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but I'm sure I'll remember
all the other ones.
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What else?
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♪ The kegger at Marge's ♪
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♪ What an epic night ♪
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Wait, there was a
party at my house?
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Where was I?
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♪ She was at a
tech run-through ♪
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♪ Nowhere in sight ♪
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Guys, that's like,
pretty messed up.
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ I was at that super
killer party, too ♪
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You weren't even in the show.
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♪ Yeah, but I was cool ♪
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♪ Lenny fell off the roof ♪
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- What?
- ♪ Marge's parents got sued ♪
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♪ And had to file
for bankruptcy ♪
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Is that why I couldn't
go away to college?
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♪ Remember the time ♪
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♪ When Jackie died ♪
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Wait, I thought Jackie moved.
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♪ No one saw
the signs ♪ -
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♪ Together we cried ♪
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♪ And then we made
it about ourselves ♪
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♪ When the reporter came ♪
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- What?!
- ♪ He worked for The Times ♪
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Which one?
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♪ The New York Times ♪
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♪ Such timey times ♪
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How'd I miss all of this?
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♪ We were all together. ♪
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Except me.
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♪ Script notes and sound cues ♪
264
00:11:44,187 --> 00:11:47,780
♪ They never saw
me as a friend ♪
265
00:11:47,933 --> 00:11:50,858
♪ In my blacks in the
backs of the wings ♪
266
00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:54,045
♪ I was unseen ♪
267
00:11:55,941 --> 00:11:58,717
♪ So much for the magic ♪
268
00:11:58,793 --> 00:12:04,013
♪ No one wants old Marjorie. ♪
269
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:11,712
I was unpopular and never knew!
270
00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:13,714
All my best memories are ruined.
271
00:12:13,808 --> 00:12:16,642
I wish I had never done
this stupid musical again.
272
00:12:16,795 --> 00:12:20,572
As soon as Sasha showed
up, it was like I didn't exist.
273
00:12:20,799 --> 00:12:22,632
I never liked that Sasha Reed.
274
00:12:22,725 --> 00:12:25,134
Taking pop out of the
fridge without asking...
275
00:12:25,153 --> 00:12:26,578
getting us sued...
276
00:12:27,897 --> 00:12:29,655
Of course! It's
all Sasha's fault.
277
00:12:29,808 --> 00:12:32,976
Someone ought to teach that
Broadway big shot a lesson.
278
00:12:32,994 --> 00:12:35,903
Mom, do you still
have a computer?
279
00:12:39,501 --> 00:12:43,319
Last night I made some
very interesting discoveries,
280
00:12:43,412 --> 00:12:46,747
requiring the printing
of a revised playbill.
281
00:12:48,584 --> 00:12:51,806
♪ I'll refer you to page three ♪
282
00:12:51,830 --> 00:12:54,347
♪ To an updated biography ♪
283
00:12:54,499 --> 00:12:56,332
♪ Of which you must see ♪
284
00:12:56,351 --> 00:12:59,018
♪ Certain to change your view ♪
285
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:03,531
♪ Of the beloved ingenue ♪
286
00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:06,025
♪ Sasha! Poof ♪
287
00:13:06,102 --> 00:13:07,268
♪ The truth ♪
288
00:13:08,437 --> 00:13:12,106
♪ She's never been in a
Broadway musical or play? ♪
289
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:16,443
♪ She was never in Pippin,
Show Boat, or Cabaret? ♪
290
00:13:16,538 --> 00:13:20,023
♪ She didn't sign autographs
at a stage door-a? ♪
291
00:13:20,116 --> 00:13:24,636
♪ She worked at the
Herald Square Sephora? ♪
292
00:13:24,863 --> 00:13:27,266
♪ Lost hope, gave up
and moved the day ♪
293
00:13:27,290 --> 00:13:30,700
♪ She didn't get a
callback for Hairspray ♪
294
00:13:30,793 --> 00:13:33,144
♪ She's a fraudway baby ♪
295
00:13:33,371 --> 00:13:34,795
♪ A phony, a fake ♪
296
00:13:34,964 --> 00:13:38,632
♪ She ain't got what it takes ♪
297
00:13:38,726 --> 00:13:40,652
♪ She's a fraudway baby ♪
298
00:13:40,879 --> 00:13:43,040
♪ She doesn't
know Sutton Foster ♪
299
00:13:43,064 --> 00:13:44,730
♪ This broad's an imposter ♪
300
00:13:44,883 --> 00:13:47,850
♪ She's had you wrapped
around her finger ♪
301
00:13:47,902 --> 00:13:49,494
♪ For days ♪
302
00:13:49,645 --> 00:13:52,221
♪ But she's nothing
but a hair-extentioned ♪
303
00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:54,201
♪ Makeup-slinging,
Botox-forehead ♪
304
00:13:54,225 --> 00:13:55,149
♪ Lying, cheating ♪
305
00:13:55,168 --> 00:14:00,004
♪ Baby fraudway... ♪
306
00:14:04,827 --> 00:14:06,327
So you don't know the people
307
00:14:06,421 --> 00:14:09,013
you said you knew
but who are they?
308
00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:10,849
Marge Bouvier, you're...
309
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,183
mean!
310
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:19,265
Well, I'm sure you're all
as angry at Sasha as I am,
311
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,601
but now we can
wipe the slate clean
312
00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:24,845
and really come together
as a theater family.
313
00:14:24,939 --> 00:14:27,181
Without Sasha, there's no show.
314
00:14:27,275 --> 00:14:30,943
You ruined everything,
you... techie!
315
00:14:31,096 --> 00:14:33,187
But, w-w-wait.
She made it all up.
316
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,706
She's a liar!
317
00:14:34,933 --> 00:14:36,766
I think this is
the kind of thing
318
00:14:36,859 --> 00:14:40,603
that makes people not
want to invite you to stuff.
319
00:14:47,629 --> 00:14:49,888
Stupid, ungrateful cast.
320
00:14:50,115 --> 00:14:51,948
Did you sleep at all last night?
321
00:14:52,041 --> 00:14:54,041
"We don't care
that Sasha's a liar."
322
00:14:54,135 --> 00:14:55,779
"We still love her
more than you."
323
00:14:55,803 --> 00:14:58,229
Mo-om! Bart replaced
my Kashi cereal
324
00:14:58,381 --> 00:15:00,881
with woodchips from
the hamster cage!
325
00:15:00,975 --> 00:15:03,217
So? You didn't
notice till I told you.
326
00:15:04,812 --> 00:15:07,054
- What's wrong with Mom?
- Well, kids, your mother has
327
00:15:07,132 --> 00:15:10,057
severely pissed off all
the theater weirdos...
328
00:15:10,135 --> 00:15:11,225
Of which I am now one...
329
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,653
But she can't
see it's her fault.
330
00:15:13,805 --> 00:15:15,562
So... are you gonna tell her?
331
00:15:15,657 --> 00:15:20,251
Indeed I am, and there's
only one way to do it.
332
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,309
♪ When your
partner's in a tizzy ♪
333
00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:27,483
♪ Flossing till she's dizzy ♪
334
00:15:27,502 --> 00:15:30,336
♪ Clearly in the wrong,
but certain she's right ♪
335
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,764
♪ It's your responsibility ♪
336
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:34,657
♪ To imply her culpability ♪
337
00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:37,936
♪ In a way that doesn't
instigate a fight ♪
338
00:15:38,163 --> 00:15:41,105
Whoops.
339
00:15:41,257 --> 00:15:43,608
♪ Don't escalate the situation ♪
340
00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:45,276
♪ Or add further complication ♪
341
00:15:45,503 --> 00:15:48,404
♪ Mince your words, so
as never to encroach ♪
342
00:15:49,598 --> 00:15:51,174
♪ Deliver your advice ♪
343
00:15:51,192 --> 00:15:52,675
♪ But make sure to do it nice ♪
344
00:15:52,694 --> 00:15:56,037
♪ For it's best to use
a delicate approach ♪
345
00:15:56,957 --> 00:15:58,814
Marge, darling...
346
00:15:58,816 --> 00:16:00,274
Leave me alone!
347
00:16:00,368 --> 00:16:02,609
Marge, listen!
I'm being delicate!
348
00:16:02,704 --> 00:16:04,278
Oh, are you?
349
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,948
♪ Now, I know you may think
you were just in your actions ♪
350
00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:09,928
♪ But it makes my heart
sink to see your infractions ♪
351
00:16:09,952 --> 00:16:11,948
♪ Your feelings were hurt,
but it's malice you blurt ♪
352
00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:14,472
♪ Your transaction
compels a retraction ♪
353
00:16:16,884 --> 00:16:18,476
Oh, you're right, Homie.
354
00:16:18,703 --> 00:16:20,203
It's all my fault.
355
00:16:20,296 --> 00:16:23,206
I did the one thing a stage
manager must never do:
356
00:16:23,299 --> 00:16:26,317
I put myself before the show.
357
00:16:27,511 --> 00:16:28,511
You see, kids?
358
00:16:28,546 --> 00:16:31,214
♪ It's best to use a delicate ♪
359
00:16:31,232 --> 00:16:32,565
♪ Approach. ♪
360
00:16:34,052 --> 00:16:35,735
I have to make things right.
361
00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:37,069
You need to let me see
362
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:40,223
the cast-only text chain.
363
00:16:40,391 --> 00:16:41,407
Yeah, I don't know.
364
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,909
It's really not cool
for me to share it.
365
00:16:44,062 --> 00:16:46,412
Plus, you wouldn't
get any of the jokes.
366
00:16:46,564 --> 00:16:48,247
You might want to
skip over the stuff
367
00:16:48,399 --> 00:16:49,507
with your name in it.
368
00:16:49,658 --> 00:16:50,900
Sasha hasn't left town.
369
00:16:50,993 --> 00:16:52,552
There's still time.
370
00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:57,015
Why would Marge do that to me?
371
00:16:57,166 --> 00:16:58,999
I was never mean to her.
372
00:16:59,093 --> 00:17:00,593
I never even talked to her!
373
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,521
Yeah, we don't care
that you only sell makeup
374
00:17:03,748 --> 00:17:06,173
and that you're a huge liar.
375
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:08,434
I miss high school.
376
00:17:08,586 --> 00:17:11,029
Remember the night
of the cast party?
377
00:17:11,180 --> 00:17:14,348
You and me... in the hot tub?
378
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,759
That night really happened?
379
00:17:16,778 --> 00:17:18,036
I thought I imagined it.
380
00:17:18,187 --> 00:17:19,612
It was real.
381
00:17:19,764 --> 00:17:22,189
And I've never had better.
382
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,783
Ah...
383
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:26,452
Sasha! Sasha, I'm so sorry.
384
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,379
Once my husband
sang and danced to me
385
00:17:28,531 --> 00:17:30,940
about what I
did, I felt terrible.
386
00:17:31,033 --> 00:17:33,718
I acted like such
a crazy teenager.
387
00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:36,295
All I wanted to do was
recapture my glory days,
388
00:17:36,447 --> 00:17:38,705
when I could've
become anything...
389
00:17:38,874 --> 00:17:40,283
instead of what I really am,
390
00:17:40,376 --> 00:17:42,709
a floor manager at Sephora.
391
00:17:43,971 --> 00:17:45,063
Sales associate.
392
00:17:45,290 --> 00:17:48,149
I guess we both
wanted to be stars again.
393
00:17:48,976 --> 00:17:49,976
There she is.
394
00:17:50,052 --> 00:17:51,051
Probably called us here
395
00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:52,962
to expose the lies
the rest of us put
396
00:17:52,964 --> 00:17:54,463
in our playbill bios.
397
00:17:54,632 --> 00:17:55,815
What lies?
398
00:17:55,967 --> 00:17:58,058
I am "thrilled to
reprise my role
399
00:17:58,152 --> 00:18:00,411
as Steve/Ensemble."
400
00:18:00,563 --> 00:18:02,822
I was supposed to
manage the stage,
401
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:06,066
but instead I just managed
to screw everything up.
402
00:18:06,235 --> 00:18:08,064
But there's still time
to put on the best show
403
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:10,070
of the latter part of our lives.
404
00:18:10,164 --> 00:18:12,590
What do you say?
Should we give it a try?
405
00:18:12,741 --> 00:18:14,032
Oh, why should we?
406
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:17,320
What has trying
ever gotten anyone?
407
00:18:20,825 --> 00:18:22,491
♪ I could've been a crooner ♪
408
00:18:22,585 --> 00:18:24,602
♪ Star of stage and screen ♪
409
00:18:24,829 --> 00:18:26,178
♪ But I'd just as sooner ♪
410
00:18:26,331 --> 00:18:29,774
♪ Drink away my dream ♪
411
00:18:30,001 --> 00:18:32,001
- ♪ Never try. ♪
- Stop!
412
00:18:32,094 --> 00:18:34,170
That's the saddest
thing I've ever heard.
413
00:18:34,263 --> 00:18:38,432
Barney, nobody needs to
do this show more than you.
414
00:18:38,526 --> 00:18:42,011
♪ Except me! ♪
415
00:18:42,104 --> 00:18:43,437
Yay!
416
00:18:44,866 --> 00:18:46,866
It's a full house, so...
417
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,702
♪ Places, everybody. ♪
418
00:18:49,871 --> 00:18:52,779
Marge, when I'm onstage
and it's not my turn to talk,
419
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:55,258
- can I look at my phone?
- No.
420
00:19:12,134 --> 00:19:13,559
It's almost midnight.
421
00:19:13,711 --> 00:19:15,194
What's going to happen?
422
00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:19,973
Oops.
423
00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:21,475
Five, four...
424
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,370
Three, two, one!
425
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:28,315
So the show just ends?
426
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:29,725
What a cop-out!
427
00:19:29,744 --> 00:19:31,560
At least at the end
of Rent you get to see
428
00:19:31,562 --> 00:19:33,004
Mimi come back to life.
429
00:19:33,155 --> 00:19:34,914
This is just lazy.
430
00:19:40,254 --> 00:19:43,088
Marge, thanks for reminding
me how good it feels
431
00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:45,408
to be a big fish
in a small pond.
432
00:19:45,576 --> 00:19:47,593
I guess that's
why you never left.
433
00:19:47,745 --> 00:19:49,545
Actually, I think it was
because my parents
434
00:19:49,597 --> 00:19:52,523
couldn't afford college
after a lawsuit from a party
435
00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:55,175
you threw at my house
but didn't invite me to.
436
00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:58,029
Such timey times.
437
00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:04,184
Oh, my God, it's really her.
438
00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:05,778
It's Marge Bouvier.
439
00:20:05,930 --> 00:20:08,372
Just ask her.
440
00:20:09,617 --> 00:20:11,667
Um, would you please
sign my prompt bible?
441
00:20:13,104 --> 00:20:14,104
You know me?
442
00:20:14,196 --> 00:20:16,464
You're a stage-managing icon!
443
00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:20,918
Would you go to
the diner with us?
444
00:20:21,070 --> 00:20:23,036
We'd die to hear
some of your stories.
445
00:20:23,130 --> 00:20:25,297
Invited to the diner.
446
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:27,541
I'm getting cheese fries!
447
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:30,803
Cast party at Marge's house!
448
00:20:30,955 --> 00:20:32,595
All right!
449
00:20:32,790 --> 00:20:34,381
Theater!
450
00:20:47,805 --> 00:20:51,323
♪ Five, four,
three, two, zero, zero, zero ♪
451
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,899
♪ A new millennium ♪
452
00:20:52,994 --> 00:20:55,811
♪ But who will I be? ♪
453
00:20:55,830 --> 00:20:57,663
♪ Five, four, three, two ♪
454
00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,999
♪ Way too many zeros ♪
455
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:02,167
♪ What will the computers ♪
456
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:03,910
♪ Do to me? ♪
457
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,838
♪ Will there be blackouts? ♪
458
00:21:05,990 --> 00:21:07,172
♪ Chaos? ♪
459
00:21:07,325 --> 00:21:09,174
♪ Motherboards exploding? ♪
460
00:21:09,327 --> 00:21:11,251
♪ Glitches and crashes? ♪
461
00:21:11,420 --> 00:21:13,211
♪ A run on the banks? ♪
462
00:21:13,364 --> 00:21:15,106
♪ Will I have a mortgage? ♪
463
00:21:15,257 --> 00:21:18,276
♪ A family? A boy and a girl? ♪
464
00:21:18,503 --> 00:21:22,688
♪ What happens
to a two-digit soul ♪
465
00:21:22,765 --> 00:21:26,492
♪ In a four-digit world? ♪
466
00:21:27,695 --> 00:21:29,578
Shh!
467
00:21:29,602 --> 00:21:31,602
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