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[SUSPENSEFUL INSTRUMENTALS]
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[DRUM BEAT JOINS]
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[RUNNING, HEAVY
BREATHING, CORNSTALK CRUNCHING]
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[CHAINSAW
STARTS, GHOULISH GRUNTS]
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[PANTING]
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[MONSTROUS GRUNTS]
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[MONSTROUS BREATHS]
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[MUSIC FADES]
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[PANTING]
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[MURMURING]
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[GROWLING]
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[CLANG]
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[CREEPY PIANO]
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[CHAINSAW BUZZES]
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[THUD]
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[GROWLS]
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[SCREAMS]
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[MENACING BRASS]
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[MUSIC FADES, BIRDS CHIRPING]
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[CHILL ELECTRIC KEYBOARD]
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[GUITAR JOINS]
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[MUSIC FADES]
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[IPHONE TYPING]
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[SIGHS]
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[THUD]
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[SCREAMS]
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[GRUNTS]
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[LAUGHING]
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BRANDON:
Babe!
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WENDY:
I thought you
weren't touching yourself?
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So what's this for?
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[SIGHS]
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Babe, what
are you talking about?
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That's for my skin.
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It's got friggin' SPF in
it. I'm on the field for hours
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during practice and games. You
could you imagine what my skin
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would look like if I didn't
take take care of it, baby.
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It's part of my regimen.
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Oh my God, you wore it.
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[CHILL ELECTRIC
MUSIC EMERGES]
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Yeah. Yeah,
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I know what my guy likes.
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How
about I help you out.
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Yes.
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♪Feelin' every
spark shocked to my heart♪
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♪It's an all time rush♪
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♪Starin' at my
hands, we can be friends♪
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Come here.
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♪You and
me started something'♪
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♪Just watch my mind go wild♪
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Oh, ok.
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♪-through my chest so loud♪
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[UNZIPS AND SIGHS]
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[DOOR BURSTS
OPEN AND MUSIC STOPS]
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God damnit, Mom!
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God, I told you to knock!
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SARAH:
If you don't want
me barging in, lock your door.
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Your door has a lock on it?
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Well. Yeah honey, Rustin
and Melanie are downstairs.
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Would you like
me to invite them up?
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RUSTIN:
Oh, shit!
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What's up guys?
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[CHILL MUSIC EMERGES]
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MELANIE:
Sorry Mrs. Banks.
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Oh shit, you guys were
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playing dress up
when your mom walked in.
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Oh and a cheerleader outfit,
very nice.
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Oh,
how'd the audition go?
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Can I get you guys anything?
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Bye, Sarah.
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Fuck, your mom's hot, dude.
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We should get a picture of this.
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Ok, alright, and then I want my
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chin to look better so just
alright and uh Mel if you could
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lay across the
front of us, you know?
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Go fuck yourself Rustin.
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You
already took 30 pictures before
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we even got up the driveway. I'm
trying to be present in my life
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not document it
for a bunch of internet pervs.
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I'm sorry about that, babe.
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Ready?
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[SHUTTER CLICKS]
Nice.
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I get it. If my parents lived
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close to
campus I'd still be there.
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It beats the life of crippling
debt I'll amount between dorm
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costs and tuition by
the time we graduate.
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Chelsea posted a pic of the
Aggie Press review of Hairspray.
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Oh, she's a bitch! I was
supposed to have that part.
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Didn't you
like miss the audition?
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You know if I can speak
as the only working actor here,
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60% of great
acting is great hair, but
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the other 30% is
just showing up on time.
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Working actor?
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You landed one
non-union anti vaping commercial
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for a $500 buy out, and
now you're a working actor?
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It's my
life, and my lungs, and it's
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just not cool. Escape the vape.
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Your sister scares me bro.
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You have no idea.
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[INDISTINCT
TALKING IN COMMERCIAL]
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What the fuck.
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Ok guys, check this out. This is
that haunted corn maze thing in
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Davis Jamie Solis
was telling me about it.
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Yeah, it's
Fright Farm or something.
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We should
totally do this!
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I don't know. I
don't like the weird people
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touching you and shit.
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Seriously lotion boy?
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What else are we gonna do?
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Movie.
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Can we just do something
different for a change?
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Well, what do you mean?
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All we do is
either have someone buy us beer
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or go somewhere and play
drinking games. I mean, come on.
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Or we go to
the movies, or dinner.
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Ok, well it's a small town, it's
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not my fault we
are limited on options.
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We should totally do
this! It's only an hour away!
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Rustin
wants to, don't you.
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No. No I
don't think we should.
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Why?
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You guys, that place is bad,
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like very bad.
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People really got killed there.
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Nice try Macbeth!
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See
this is why you never get cast.
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Shut up Melanie! You
don't know! There's a lot of
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reasons I never get cast.
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It's true.
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Ok so like 15 years ago,
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before it was a haunt, this
satanic clan broke into one of
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the cornfields
and they set up this altar.
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They kidnapped a local
virgin girl and
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offered her up as sacrifice by
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systematically dissecting
her while she was still alive.
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By the time the cops got there,
the only thing left was this 11
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inch piece on her skin that
looked like it had been peeled
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off by some kind of
potato peeler or something.
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You are so full of shit.
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Fuck you.
It's true. It was on the news!
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The killer shot a
video and everything. Crazy.
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Let me see. Give it.
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Ok, here, look.
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Give it.
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MAN IN VIDEO:
I'll be right there.
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[DEMONIC SCREAM]
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Rustin! God damn it!
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Alright, you little
bitches better sack up
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because we
are totally doing this.
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Whoa, Hey!
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Oh if
you're scared I totally get it.
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Shut up Melanie,
you know I'm not scared!
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I was the only one
at Brandon's 10th birthday to
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watch
all the Nightmare on Elm Streets
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and not even cover my eyes once.
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[LAUGHING]
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Whatever. I am in.
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You know,
guys please. Let's not be the
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group that all
does the "I'm in thing."
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I don't know. I am pretty sure
my girlfriend dressed up in this
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nice cheerleader outfit to...
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you know.
I'm pretty sure I'm in.
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Alright,
fuck! Fine, you guys want to
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hang out with a bunch of 10 year
olds, we'll go to the corn maze.
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Jesus. But
we're bringing your flask.
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Oh
hell yeah we bring my flask.
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Not my car.
I'm low on gas.
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Yeah, and drinking.
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No, we can take
my car, but you have to drive.
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[KEYS CLANG]
What the fuck?
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Look Mel, we talked
about this. If you want to be a
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fucking nerd and not drink with
us that's fine, but you're gonna
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have to drive.
It's the right thing to do.
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Fuck off, Rustin.
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Oh hey, can we stop by my
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house on the
way so I can change?
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Babe,
you know you chose to wear this.
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Excuse me? You can't
expect me to go wearing this.
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Guys, ya know.
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No. 100% you're gonna wear that.
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Melanie.
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I'm sorry,
I'm with the guys on this one,
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it's way too good to pass up.
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Hey, sack up, right?
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I fucking hate you guys.
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Whoa, since
when do you carry a knife?
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Ever since
the Time's Up Movement started.
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If somebody fucks with me,
I am feeding them their balls.
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Jesus dude,
why are you always so angry?
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Whatever, I
think it's bad ass.
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You're awesome Mel!
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Thank you.
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[SIGHS]
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You guys,
let's play a game.
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Oh yeah, how
about we play padiddle?
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What is padiddle?
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Padiddle, a game where
you see a car, the headlight is
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out, you have to be the first
person to go padiddle and if you
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are right, everybody in the car
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has to take off
an article of clothing.
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Gross, why do all your games end
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with me and my sister
getting naked together?
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[LAUGHTER]
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Alright, let's play
two lies and a truth.
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Guys, let's not do the
expositional dialogue thing, ok?
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Let's just you two grope
each other in the back seat.
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We'll pretend it doesn't make us
very uncomfortable and we'll
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listen to music up here and
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we'll just
we'll drive. You know?
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Well that's cool.
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Sounds good.
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[ROCK MUSIC STARTS AND HOWLING]
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[MUSIC FADES]
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HERSCHEL:
Alright everyone let's
settle down and let's get this
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safety meeting over with
so we can start our work day.
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[CLAPPING]
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HERSCHEL:
It's another night, and
the season is almost over,
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so we've
got to keep our energy levels up
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and not make any
lazy mistakes out there.
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[PHONE BEEPING AND RINGING]
Remember we're a small business.
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A family business.
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So we've got
to work twice as hard to beat
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those strip mall pop up
haunts that have deep pockets.
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And you
know how we beat em?
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We beat them
with our hearts and our passion.
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Because we give our
customers an amazing experience,
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and we thrive,
thrive on word of mouth.
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[PHONE BEEPING INCESSANTLY]
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Now boys, the
guests in the VIP maze,
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they need special attention.
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God Damnit Andy
get off your fucking phone!
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[PHONE NOISE STOPS]
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As I was saying, if
you have any questions just
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ask your sister. And can we
just-can we try, for the love of
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God to keep the mess down.
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Laundry ain't cheap.
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We got to keep costs
down to keep the doors open,
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to continue
your mother's legacy.
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Oh, and
brother Deacon was kind enough
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to bake some
peanut butter delights
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so make sure you
grab one on your way out.
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Oh and Deacon,
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they are very, very good.
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Ok...
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let's bring it in.
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[SENTIMENTAL MUSIC]
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Sweetie,
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I know you're
up there looking down upon us,
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so proud of the work we're doing
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and just know that there isn't a
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day that
goes by that we don't think
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of you and miss you.
253
00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:50,977
Sweetie, we
figured it out.
254
00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:54,632
We finally figured it out
255
00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:59,333
and everything is
256
00:14:59,507 --> 00:15:01,074
gonna change for the better.
257
00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:05,817
Your boys and little girl
258
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,342
have grown up strong.
259
00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:11,345
Please watch over them
260
00:15:12,259 --> 00:15:14,783
and guide them as they
261
00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:16,045
continue your legacy.
262
00:15:19,701 --> 00:15:23,270
Just know
that we love you and miss you.
263
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[SNIFFLES]
264
00:15:27,578 --> 00:15:32,192
Ok. Let's finish this.
265
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[DRUM BEAT FADES IN]
266
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ANNOUNCER:
Don't forget your two for one
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combo with any
student ID at Fear Farm!
268
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[COUNTY FAIR
CROWD SOUNDS]
269
00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:54,170
[SOFT AND CHILL MUSIC]
270
00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:57,130
Alright
guys, you're not listening.
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00:15:57,304 --> 00:15:59,523
There's already
been a famous Justin.
272
00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:02,004
There's already
been a famous Dustin
273
00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:05,399
which means the world
is ready for a famous Rustin.
274
00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:07,227
Now I'm the most
popular Rustin on social media
275
00:16:07,401 --> 00:16:08,750
by almost 200 people.
276
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,318
So when that
excellent opportunity meets my
277
00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:12,710
incredible online preparation,
I'm gonna break through to the
278
00:16:13,755 --> 00:16:14,190
big screen
and when that happens,
279
00:16:15,148 --> 00:16:15,409
what are
you gonna do, dude?
280
00:16:16,323 --> 00:16:17,324
Play professional soccer, ok?
281
00:16:17,498 --> 00:16:18,673
You
don't even look Italian.
282
00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:20,283
Bro you know
what? It can happen.
283
00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:21,502
Ok? I believe it.
284
00:16:21,676 --> 00:16:22,938
Yeah, baby.
285
00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:25,332
Dude, all I'm saying is
that any day now, they're gonna
286
00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:26,637
find me and they're gonna be
like oh my God, it's just what
287
00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:27,464
we've always wanted,
288
00:16:28,944 --> 00:16:29,510
another passibly handsome,
generic looking white guy.
289
00:16:29,684 --> 00:16:30,467
This is perfect.
290
00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:32,121
I'm gonna get a big
agent and it's gonna be crazy.
291
00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:35,298
[CLOWN SCREAMS]
292
00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:37,170
Jesus, man!
293
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:41,522
CLOWN:
Hey aren't you
the "Escape the Vape" guy?
294
00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:44,351
Yeah.
295
00:16:45,352 --> 00:16:48,007
Yeah, come on let's
do this. Pull out your phone.
296
00:16:49,486 --> 00:16:50,748
What?
297
00:16:50,922 --> 00:16:52,272
Yeah, you
want a selfie, right?
298
00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:53,621
I'm sorry
dude, I don't do autographs.
299
00:16:53,795 --> 00:16:54,926
I don't want to
make a scene you know.
300
00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:55,971
Nah, I'm good.
301
00:16:57,451 --> 00:16:59,366
I mean I'll do it. We can
use my phone if you want.
302
00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:00,758
Alright Ryan
Gosling, let's move on.
303
00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:03,761
You really think I
look like Ryan Gosling?
304
00:17:03,935 --> 00:17:05,067
I've been
doing something with my hair.
305
00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:06,112
Absolutely not.
306
00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:10,551
BRANDON:
I've gotta hit it
real quick before we go.
307
00:17:10,725 --> 00:17:12,422
I've gotta
piss like a race horse.
308
00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:14,163
Gross, dude. The only thing
I'm actually scared of here are
309
00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:15,686
those fucking porta potties.
310
00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:17,601
You know Becky Snyder
got crabs from one of those.
311
00:17:17,949 --> 00:17:19,429
Didn't you give Becky crabs?
312
00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:22,302
HA HA. No,
she gave me crabs. So-
313
00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:24,304
Ew. Fuck
Rustin, you have crabs?
314
00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:26,828
1 in 2 Americans are
gonna get an STD in their life.
315
00:17:27,002 --> 00:17:28,960
80% of those are
gonna get it in college.
316
00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:31,267
As someone who's almost
completed an entire semester of
317
00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:34,444
college 4 times, I'm still
well below the average 3.
318
00:17:34,618 --> 00:17:37,404
And yet I am still taking
a piss dude, so let's go.
319
00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:38,492
Ah, me too.
320
00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:39,971
What? You literally just said--
321
00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:41,843
Yeah dude, you can't get
crabs if you don't have pubes.
322
00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:44,150
Have fun.
323
00:17:44,324 --> 00:17:45,716
Hey I
thought you gave Becky crabs.
324
00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:47,892
God no. My ex McKenna did.
325
00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:55,074
[MENACING DARK LAUGHTER]
326
00:18:02,255 --> 00:18:04,387
So I read online
we gotta go to the south
327
00:18:04,561 --> 00:18:05,780
entrance to
sign up for the maze.
328
00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:08,261
Alright then. Let's stop fucking
around here and do this thing.
329
00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:09,305
I'll text the boys.
330
00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:11,351
Ok.
331
00:18:13,614 --> 00:18:15,833
That looks
almost too good to be here.
332
00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:16,834
What?
333
00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:17,966
That scarecrow.
334
00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:20,316
Dude, there's nothing there.
335
00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:22,449
[CREEPY SOUNDTRACK]
336
00:18:23,493 --> 00:18:26,540
I swear there was a
creepy ass scarecrow there.
337
00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:27,889
Isn't that kinda
the point of this place?
338
00:18:28,063 --> 00:18:29,020
Yeah.
339
00:18:30,935 --> 00:18:35,375
GIRLFRIEND:
I've got spirit, yes I do!
I've got spirit, how about you?
340
00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:38,247
You
look like a shitty porn star!
341
00:18:39,596 --> 00:18:42,730
I'm gonna fucking kill
Rustin for spreading that rumor.
342
00:18:42,904 --> 00:18:44,384
Fucking-
343
00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:45,646
I think you look hot.
344
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:51,304
[SIGHING]
345
00:18:53,654 --> 00:18:55,177
Oh Jesus! Fuck!
346
00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:56,831
[HAUNTING SCREAMS]
347
00:18:57,005 --> 00:18:58,137
Jesus.
348
00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:02,053
MASKED CARNIE:
Occupied means
occupied! Dickfer!
349
00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:03,968
[GIGGLES]
350
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,448
That was awesome.
351
00:19:05,622 --> 00:19:07,494
Dude I got piss on me.
352
00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:08,973
Yeah I know it was a good prank.
353
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,801
Did you hear
he called you Dickfer?
354
00:19:10,975 --> 00:19:12,542
What's a Dickfer?
355
00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:14,153
From what I hear,
356
00:19:14,327 --> 00:19:16,372
yours is for well
lubricated masturbation.
357
00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:20,246
Girls are at the south gate.
358
00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:28,863
[SUSPENSEFUL
ENERGETIC MUSIC]
359
00:19:33,302 --> 00:19:35,957
BOBBY:
Welcome to Fear Pharm.
360
00:19:36,131 --> 00:19:38,742
For your
safety and that of others,
361
00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:42,790
we ask you to abide
by a few simple rules.
362
00:19:42,964 --> 00:19:46,750
First of all please turn in
all of your cell phones before
363
00:19:46,924 --> 00:19:48,274
entering the maze. Don't worry.
364
00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:50,014
You'll get them back.
365
00:19:50,798 --> 00:19:55,455
Also, each guest will be
stamped for your own safety.
366
00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:58,806
Our maze is
over 100 acres long.
367
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,548
You don't
want to get lost in there.
368
00:20:02,592 --> 00:20:04,638
[STATIC BUZZING]
369
00:20:06,422 --> 00:20:08,642
[BUZZING]
370
00:20:08,816 --> 00:20:11,340
Thank you.
371
00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:14,213
[BUZZING]
372
00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:18,129
[BUZZING AND ALARM RINGS]
373
00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:19,261
Is everything okay?
374
00:20:23,526 --> 00:20:25,311
[SPITTING SOUNDS]
375
00:20:30,185 --> 00:20:32,579
[HORSE NEIGHS]
376
00:20:35,364 --> 00:20:37,540
[BEEPING]
Yeah I don't blame you.
377
00:20:38,846 --> 00:20:41,457
[PHONE STOPS BEEPING]
378
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:48,508
[SIGHS]
379
00:20:51,424 --> 00:20:53,252
[LAUGHING]
380
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:56,211
What's
going on? Is everything alright?
381
00:20:56,385 --> 00:20:58,344
Is there something
wrong with my stamp?
382
00:20:58,518 --> 00:21:01,042
Everything's fine.
383
00:21:01,216 --> 00:21:02,870
Do you
know what this stamp means?
384
00:21:03,044 --> 00:21:05,525
No. What
does it mean?
385
00:21:05,699 --> 00:21:08,049
It means that
you're the 10,000th visitor to
386
00:21:08,223 --> 00:21:09,224
our maze this season.
387
00:21:09,398 --> 00:21:12,619
Sweet. So then what?
388
00:21:12,793 --> 00:21:16,579
It means that you get to
visit our VIP maze experience.
389
00:21:16,753 --> 00:21:20,366
[LOUD TRUCK APPROACHES]
390
00:21:25,501 --> 00:21:26,894
What do you say Bobby?
391
00:21:30,245 --> 00:21:32,465
[LAUGHING]
392
00:21:33,553 --> 00:21:37,078
So, which one of
you is the lucky winner?
393
00:21:37,252 --> 00:21:39,820
Uh, that's me. I guess.
394
00:21:39,994 --> 00:21:42,431
Well congratulations...
395
00:21:42,605 --> 00:21:43,432
Melanie.
396
00:21:43,606 --> 00:21:45,739
Melanie, Melanie...
397
00:21:45,913 --> 00:21:47,044
Brandon.
398
00:21:47,218 --> 00:21:48,524
Wendy.
399
00:21:48,698 --> 00:21:49,786
Rustin.
400
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:54,400
Melanie,
Brandon, Wendy, Rustin.
401
00:21:54,574 --> 00:21:55,401
Yeah.
402
00:21:55,575 --> 00:21:56,619
Great name.
403
00:21:56,793 --> 00:21:57,664
Thank you.
404
00:21:57,838 --> 00:21:58,926
Well I'm Herschel,
405
00:22:00,493 --> 00:22:01,972
Herschel Walker, and I just
so happen to own this place.
406
00:22:02,146 --> 00:22:03,017
Very cool.
407
00:22:04,061 --> 00:22:06,063
Thank you,
and Melanie here just
408
00:22:06,237 --> 00:22:09,415
so happens to be our
10,000th customer this season.
409
00:22:09,589 --> 00:22:10,894
That is what they tell me.
410
00:22:11,982 --> 00:22:13,723
BRANDON:
So what does it mean?
411
00:22:13,897 --> 00:22:16,422
Like we get a couple t-shirts,
a free t-shirt or something?
412
00:22:16,596 --> 00:22:18,032
Hey, what's the VIP maze?
413
00:22:21,905 --> 00:22:26,083
Well, looks like
somebody spoiled the surprise.
414
00:22:26,257 --> 00:22:29,783
Sorry. I
just-I get so excited.
415
00:22:32,046 --> 00:22:33,482
[LAUGHING]
416
00:22:33,656 --> 00:22:35,354
I completely understand.
417
00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:39,009
The VIP maze
418
00:22:39,183 --> 00:22:42,448
happens maybe once a year.
419
00:22:44,014 --> 00:22:46,060
You know,
we're a small family business.
420
00:22:46,234 --> 00:22:49,846
So sometimes we don't
even get 10,000 visitors.
421
00:22:50,020 --> 00:22:51,935
Heck sometimes we build the
VIP maze and nobody
422
00:22:52,109 --> 00:22:53,633
is there to experience it.
423
00:22:53,807 --> 00:22:56,070
So the VIP maze is
different than the normal one?
424
00:22:56,766 --> 00:23:00,204
Oh yeah, yes it is.
425
00:23:01,858 --> 00:23:05,384
Melanie, how would
you and your friends like
426
00:23:05,558 --> 00:23:08,125
to experience the VIP maze?
427
00:23:08,299 --> 00:23:10,606
Now I'll tell you what.
428
00:23:10,780 --> 00:23:12,826
You finish
in under two hours,
429
00:23:13,827 --> 00:23:16,133
you'll win $5000.
430
00:23:16,307 --> 00:23:20,834
Fuck me. I mean $5000?
431
00:23:21,008 --> 00:23:21,878
Uh huh.
432
00:23:22,052 --> 00:23:23,924
$5,000 dollars, dollars?
433
00:23:24,098 --> 00:23:25,404
Like not pumpkin
money or something?
434
00:23:25,578 --> 00:23:27,667
Yes sir.
435
00:23:27,841 --> 00:23:29,495
You know what? It's
coming to the end of the season
436
00:23:29,669 --> 00:23:30,626
I'll do you one better.
437
00:23:32,019 --> 00:23:33,237
You finish in under
one hour and I'll double it.
438
00:23:34,630 --> 00:23:37,241
$10,000? Seriously?
439
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:41,245
Yes. Uh huh.
What do you say Melanie?
440
00:23:44,379 --> 00:23:45,946
Well don't look at me.
441
00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:47,338
You know I'm in.
442
00:23:47,513 --> 00:23:49,079
There's no
doubt about that, no.
443
00:23:49,253 --> 00:23:50,124
I'm in.
444
00:23:50,298 --> 00:23:51,125
Yeah, fuck yeah. I'm in.
445
00:23:51,299 --> 00:23:52,343
I guess we are all in.
446
00:23:52,518 --> 00:23:53,823
Fantastic!
447
00:23:53,997 --> 00:23:55,390
Let's go for a ride!
448
00:23:55,564 --> 00:23:56,391
[WHOOPS]
449
00:23:56,565 --> 00:23:58,132
Come on, strap in.
450
00:23:58,306 --> 00:23:59,481
Safety first, people.
451
00:24:02,136 --> 00:24:06,314
[ENERGETIC ROCK]
452
00:24:09,796 --> 00:24:10,797
[ENGINE ROARS]
453
00:24:10,971 --> 00:24:15,410
[WHOOPS]
454
00:24:17,717 --> 00:24:19,980
Hang on!
455
00:24:20,154 --> 00:24:22,025
[KIDS WHOOP]
456
00:24:22,199 --> 00:24:24,506
RUSTIN:
Saving Private Ryan!
457
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:25,942
I don't
know what's happening!
458
00:24:26,116 --> 00:24:30,947
[WHOOPING]
459
00:24:32,209 --> 00:24:34,255
Alright.
460
00:24:34,429 --> 00:24:37,693
Ok. Are you guys
out of your fucking minds?
461
00:24:37,867 --> 00:24:38,955
We're all gonna die out here.
462
00:24:39,869 --> 00:24:42,002
[LAUGHING]
463
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:49,749
[WHOOPING]
464
00:24:50,924 --> 00:24:53,187
Hey! It looks like we've
got ourselves a road block.
465
00:24:53,361 --> 00:24:55,102
I'm gonna need
your help on this one.
466
00:24:55,276 --> 00:24:57,539
Man those guns.
467
00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:00,499
[PAINT BALLS
SHOOT AND SPLATTER]
468
00:25:00,673 --> 00:25:02,457
Come on guys, nut up!
469
00:25:02,631 --> 00:25:04,546
[SHOOTING AND GRUNTING]
470
00:25:07,941 --> 00:25:10,160
Hey, hey!
five bucks for every dick shot.
471
00:25:11,292 --> 00:25:14,164
RUSTIN:
This must be how
Mariah Carey feels every day!
472
00:25:14,338 --> 00:25:17,298
[SHOOTING AND GRUNTING]
473
00:25:18,429 --> 00:25:19,953
[WHOOPS]
474
00:25:20,127 --> 00:25:21,258
See ya!
475
00:25:21,868 --> 00:25:26,133
ZOMBIE 1:
Stop with the dick shots!
476
00:25:28,265 --> 00:25:30,180
Oh my God. I
almost feel bad.
477
00:25:30,354 --> 00:25:31,530
I don't.
478
00:25:38,449 --> 00:25:40,626
Fuck yeah, dude!
479
00:25:41,888 --> 00:25:43,890
RUSTIN:
Fuck you!
480
00:25:44,064 --> 00:25:45,935
Thank you.
481
00:25:47,154 --> 00:25:49,852
[LAUGHING AND GIGGLING]
482
00:25:52,942 --> 00:25:54,814
WENDY:
So which one of
these is the VIP maze?
483
00:25:55,815 --> 00:25:58,078
HERSCHEL:
Now you don't think I was
gonna make it that easy, do you?
484
00:25:58,252 --> 00:26:00,210
Wait,
there's more than one option?
485
00:26:00,384 --> 00:26:01,995
Actually five.
486
00:26:02,169 --> 00:26:05,172
Now they all go down and
end up at the end of the maze,
487
00:26:05,346 --> 00:26:07,304
just some
take longer than others.
488
00:26:07,478 --> 00:26:09,785
Do some take
longer than 2 hours?
489
00:26:09,959 --> 00:26:12,614
Why
yes Rustin, you are catching on.
490
00:26:12,788 --> 00:26:17,140
Ok so we all
get a path and if we're bad on
491
00:26:17,314 --> 00:26:19,403
the path and it doesn't work
out, we don't get the money.
492
00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:20,840
Right, again.
493
00:26:21,014 --> 00:26:21,971
Ok.
494
00:26:22,145 --> 00:26:23,625
Can we split up?
495
00:26:23,799 --> 00:26:24,887
Wait, what?
496
00:26:25,671 --> 00:26:27,107
Well
there's 5 paths and four of us.
497
00:26:27,281 --> 00:26:28,978
If we split up we have
a way better chance of winning.
498
00:26:29,152 --> 00:26:31,502
Well I just
see the wheels a' turning.
499
00:26:31,677 --> 00:26:34,636
Yes you can split up.
500
00:26:34,810 --> 00:26:36,420
Now, you are not required to.
501
00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:39,032
You can all go on one path, or
502
00:26:39,206 --> 00:26:43,514
you go your separate
ways, increase your chances.
503
00:26:45,081 --> 00:26:47,867
If we all get there in under two
hours do we all get $10,000?
504
00:26:48,041 --> 00:26:49,303
Nice try.
505
00:26:49,477 --> 00:26:50,826
Guys I don't
want to split up.
506
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,393
Well you can go with me, baby.
507
00:26:52,567 --> 00:26:54,264
Yeah we can all go together.
508
00:26:54,438 --> 00:26:55,875
We'll just pick
one path and stick with it.
509
00:26:56,049 --> 00:26:57,398
Come on
guys, are you serious?
510
00:26:57,572 --> 00:26:59,879
Statistically if we split up we
511
00:27:00,053 --> 00:27:01,576
have a way
better chance of winning.
512
00:27:02,838 --> 00:27:04,448
Mel
makes a good point though.
513
00:27:05,101 --> 00:27:06,886
Hey, do
people ever get lost out here?
514
00:27:07,582 --> 00:27:09,192
Lost?
515
00:27:09,932 --> 00:27:13,066
Son
it's a corn maze.
516
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:17,113
Getting lost
is kinda the point.
517
00:27:19,507 --> 00:27:21,378
And what
about the satanic cult?
518
00:27:21,552 --> 00:27:22,815
Oh Jesus.
519
00:27:22,989 --> 00:27:23,990
The what?
520
00:27:24,164 --> 00:27:25,948
10 years ago a virgin girl was
521
00:27:26,122 --> 00:27:27,646
sacrificed out
here by a satanic cult.
522
00:27:27,820 --> 00:27:28,777
It was on the news.
523
00:27:28,951 --> 00:27:30,039
Virgin sacrifice.
524
00:27:31,345 --> 00:27:33,652
Son, the average
age of the corn maze is 10.
525
00:27:33,826 --> 00:27:37,656
Heck, a 12 year old
girl won the $5000 in the VIP
526
00:27:37,830 --> 00:27:39,005
maze just last season.
527
00:27:39,179 --> 00:27:41,268
Now as much as I love the mystic
528
00:27:41,442 --> 00:27:43,574
and the urban legends
that help keep my doors open,
529
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:48,623
in all honesty we're
just a fun, family corn maze.
530
00:27:48,797 --> 00:27:50,320
So what do you guys want to do?
531
00:27:52,496 --> 00:27:55,108
You know, we don't
have to do this, guys.
532
00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:57,806
No, we'll just
hop back in the truck, go
533
00:27:57,980 --> 00:27:58,938
back to the main gate and you
534
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:01,592
guys can enjoy
the normal maze if you want.
535
00:28:01,767 --> 00:28:04,291
Come on, seriously
you guys. Have some balls.
536
00:28:04,465 --> 00:28:05,988
Yeah no, Mel's right.
537
00:28:06,162 --> 00:28:08,338
We're just freaking
ourselves out for no reason.
538
00:28:08,512 --> 00:28:11,124
I mean it's a child's
corn maze, what could happen?
539
00:28:11,298 --> 00:28:13,256
Yeah, little kids do this shit.
540
00:28:13,430 --> 00:28:15,128
Yeah, we'll
each pick a different path
541
00:28:15,302 --> 00:28:17,391
and we'll just run for the
money. Make a quick cash grab.
542
00:28:18,261 --> 00:28:21,047
Ok, ok, but I want
you to enjoy the experience.
543
00:28:21,525 --> 00:28:24,093
Now I pay a lot of people to
dress up to scare you guys.
544
00:28:24,267 --> 00:28:27,575
It'd be kind of a waste just
to run through the corn maze.
545
00:28:27,749 --> 00:28:29,969
Ah Herschel, you're a beautiful
546
00:28:30,143 --> 00:28:32,014
man but a stupid child.
547
00:28:32,188 --> 00:28:35,148
I love you, but we come
from very Republican parents.
548
00:28:35,322 --> 00:28:37,193
We're all about the Benjamin's.
549
00:28:37,367 --> 00:28:38,760
Ah, I see.
550
00:28:38,934 --> 00:28:41,458
Ok well, I want you
guys to have a good time
551
00:28:41,632 --> 00:28:45,071
alright, not focus on
these Benjamin's, alright.
552
00:28:45,245 --> 00:28:47,029
I'm gonna do you a favor.
553
00:28:49,902 --> 00:28:51,947
Don't take the middle path.
554
00:28:52,121 --> 00:28:53,862
Why would that be, Herschel.
555
00:28:54,036 --> 00:28:56,647
Has it got a little trick
or a rig in there or what?
556
00:28:56,822 --> 00:28:58,171
It's not a trick.
557
00:28:58,345 --> 00:28:59,999
People on average
take the middle path.
558
00:29:00,173 --> 00:29:01,652
That's why I made it the
longest for that very reason.
559
00:29:01,827 --> 00:29:05,482
Look. Four
people, four paths.
560
00:29:05,656 --> 00:29:06,875
Problem solved.
561
00:29:07,876 --> 00:29:10,749
Fuck it, let's do it!
562
00:29:11,445 --> 00:29:12,446
Fuck yeah, dude!
563
00:29:13,795 --> 00:29:16,189
You guys are sure.
This is what we want to do?
564
00:29:16,363 --> 00:29:17,320
Yeah.
565
00:29:18,931 --> 00:29:20,454
Rustin, didn't I just tell
you about the 12 year old girl?
566
00:29:20,628 --> 00:29:21,890
Yeah.
567
00:29:23,457 --> 00:29:25,154
Yeah Mr. "I watched Nightmare
on Elm Street before you."
568
00:29:25,328 --> 00:29:26,808
Stop being such a pussy.
569
00:29:26,982 --> 00:29:29,071
Fuck you, Melanie! I'm
just asking him some questions.
570
00:29:29,245 --> 00:29:30,769
God, you always do this!
571
00:29:30,943 --> 00:29:32,205
This is why mom and
dad don't love you as much.
572
00:29:32,379 --> 00:29:33,293
Oh, that's funny?
573
00:29:33,467 --> 00:29:34,555
Well you know what?
574
00:29:34,729 --> 00:29:35,643
I'm gonna get there first
575
00:29:35,817 --> 00:29:37,036
and when I win the $10,000,
576
00:29:37,645 --> 00:29:39,299
we'll see who's laughing when me
and Herschel are fucking models
577
00:29:39,473 --> 00:29:40,604
in my G7.
578
00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:42,345
Stay gold, Pony Boy.
579
00:29:42,519 --> 00:29:44,913
You wouldn't be able
to afford that with $10,000.
580
00:29:45,087 --> 00:29:47,437
Alright, I guess this is it.
581
00:29:47,611 --> 00:29:49,048
Have fun.
582
00:29:49,222 --> 00:29:50,179
You too, babe.
583
00:29:50,353 --> 00:29:51,180
See you in a couple hours, ok?
584
00:29:51,354 --> 00:29:52,312
Alright.Ok.
585
00:29:54,009 --> 00:29:55,663
Hey thank you, alright?
586
00:29:56,882 --> 00:29:58,753
MELANIE:
I'm taking
the path on the right!
587
00:30:00,711 --> 00:30:04,237
[SUSPENSEFUL SOUNDSCAPE]
588
00:30:35,442 --> 00:30:37,226
Alright
boys and girls.
589
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:38,488
Let's be safe out there.
590
00:30:39,489 --> 00:30:43,754
And remember,
preservation is key.
591
00:30:50,544 --> 00:30:54,243
[CREEPY PIANO]
592
00:31:18,267 --> 00:31:22,010
[LEAVES CRUNCHING]
593
00:31:37,460 --> 00:31:41,203
[FAKE GUN FIRE SOUNDS]
594
00:31:56,262 --> 00:31:59,439
I did not crush that
audition this morning.
595
00:32:42,569 --> 00:32:44,266
[SCREAMS]
596
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:46,965
MASKED MAN:
[LAUGHS]
I'm from Ohio.
597
00:32:48,096 --> 00:32:49,880
Cool.
598
00:32:55,060 --> 00:32:57,279
Brandon
takes possession of the ball.
599
00:32:57,453 --> 00:33:00,848
Nobody can stop him and it's
a goal and the crowd goes wild.
600
00:33:01,022 --> 00:33:02,937
Wild. Wild. He wins.
601
00:33:19,127 --> 00:33:20,128
[GAGS]
602
00:33:20,302 --> 00:33:21,695
[HISSES]
603
00:33:43,978 --> 00:33:44,935
MASKED MIDGET:
Give me an "L"!
604
00:33:45,110 --> 00:33:46,546
HAIRY PHANTOM:
Give me an "O"!
605
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:47,677
MASKED MIDGET:
Give me an "S"!
606
00:33:47,851 --> 00:33:48,809
HAIRY PHANTOM:
Give me an "E"!
607
00:33:48,983 --> 00:33:49,549
MASKED MIDGET:
Give me an "R"!
608
00:33:51,725 --> 00:33:51,812
MASKED MIDGET:
Loser.
609
00:33:53,118 --> 00:33:54,728
Loser.
610
00:33:54,902 --> 00:33:56,947
Loser.
611
00:33:57,122 --> 00:33:58,906
Wow. Hilarious.
612
00:33:59,646 --> 00:34:01,387
HAIRY PHANTOM:
Loser.
613
00:34:02,518 --> 00:34:05,130
[SPLASHING URINE AND SIGHS]
614
00:34:06,087 --> 00:34:07,349
[ZIP UP]
615
00:34:14,356 --> 00:34:18,273
[MUSIC DARKENS]
616
00:34:40,513 --> 00:34:44,082
Ok...
617
00:34:46,171 --> 00:34:47,389
[SCREAMS]
618
00:34:47,563 --> 00:34:49,478
Fuck me!
619
00:34:51,437 --> 00:34:55,180
You got me, man. I don't scare
easy and you fucking got me.
620
00:34:56,050 --> 00:34:58,835
You are
a big motherfucker.
621
00:34:59,009 --> 00:35:00,098
Dude, what
are you doing out here?
622
00:35:00,272 --> 00:35:01,969
You should be in movies.
623
00:35:02,143 --> 00:35:04,624
Who's your agent, man? Stella?
624
00:35:05,277 --> 00:35:06,800
You with ADA on the east side?
625
00:35:09,019 --> 00:35:11,761
Nothing? You can't
just drop character like that.
626
00:35:11,935 --> 00:35:13,198
You had the
great scare, the great entrance.
627
00:35:14,808 --> 00:35:15,374
You're fucking spooky and
then you're just gonna drop it?
628
00:35:16,897 --> 00:35:19,856
Alright look buddy, let me
uh give you a little advice.
629
00:35:20,030 --> 00:35:24,600
Ok, I've done a little acting
myself and this is basic stuff,
630
00:35:24,774 --> 00:35:26,254
real simple.
It's Meisner, ok?
631
00:35:26,428 --> 00:35:29,910
You gotta
invent the memory, alright?
632
00:35:30,084 --> 00:35:32,652
Now I know in real life you're
probably this average Joe.
633
00:35:32,826 --> 00:35:34,654
You
know you spend a lot of time
634
00:35:34,828 --> 00:35:36,264
fucking
around in a corn maze.
635
00:35:36,438 --> 00:35:38,092
Don't get laid enough.
636
00:35:38,266 --> 00:35:40,442
Whatever. Whatever. Whatever
your life is use that ok?
637
00:35:40,616 --> 00:35:42,488
But when you
put on that mask alright?
638
00:35:42,662 --> 00:35:46,709
You've got to know that
you are a psychotic murderer
639
00:35:46,883 --> 00:35:47,667
capable of anything.
640
00:35:47,841 --> 00:35:49,277
Alright it's um-
641
00:35:49,756 --> 00:35:51,714
There's a quote from
one of my favorite actors right,
642
00:35:51,888 --> 00:35:53,063
Freddie Prinze Jr.
643
00:35:53,238 --> 00:35:54,935
He always
says, acting is living
644
00:35:55,109 --> 00:35:57,677
truthfully under
imaginary circumstances.
645
00:35:57,851 --> 00:35:58,765
I think that's very true.
646
00:36:00,245 --> 00:36:01,507
Dude I'm giving you gold here.
647
00:36:01,681 --> 00:36:02,812
You should be writing this down.
648
00:36:04,945 --> 00:36:07,077
Alright well
good luck man, Jesus.
649
00:36:07,252 --> 00:36:09,341
Fuck you too.
I'm trying to help a guy out.
650
00:36:09,515 --> 00:36:11,299
Fucking asshole.
651
00:36:16,652 --> 00:36:19,351
[CRICKETS CHIRP]
652
00:36:37,804 --> 00:36:40,763
[MUSIC SOFTENS]
653
00:36:51,339 --> 00:36:53,646
Ok.
654
00:36:56,562 --> 00:36:57,780
[SCREAMS]
655
00:36:57,954 --> 00:36:59,826
Nice try, dude.
656
00:37:19,062 --> 00:37:21,151
Fuck.
657
00:37:25,591 --> 00:37:28,289
Wendy!
658
00:37:32,032 --> 00:37:34,077
Brandon?
659
00:37:36,993 --> 00:37:39,692
Rustin?
660
00:38:02,758 --> 00:38:06,066
[DOG BARKING IN THE DISTANCE]
661
00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:21,734
[80'S STYLE BEAT EMERGES]
662
00:38:27,348 --> 00:38:30,656
[SYNTH JOINS]
663
00:38:31,744 --> 00:38:33,615
GEMMA:
Hey there, big boy.
664
00:38:33,789 --> 00:38:37,793
Well, aren't you handsome?
665
00:38:38,664 --> 00:38:39,839
You too.
666
00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:43,321
Think you could give me
a little pointer on how to get
667
00:38:43,495 --> 00:38:44,496
out of these parts?
668
00:38:45,888 --> 00:38:47,237
Oh, sweetie we're not
allowed to tell you that.
669
00:38:47,412 --> 00:38:49,588
That's right, right,
right. $10,000 I get it.
670
00:38:49,762 --> 00:38:53,287
But, maybe there's something
else I can help you with.
671
00:38:54,244 --> 00:38:56,464
I'm sorry.
I'm not following you.
672
00:38:57,378 --> 00:38:59,032
We're all alone out here.
673
00:39:00,033 --> 00:39:02,035
Maybe, have a little fun.
674
00:39:02,209 --> 00:39:04,472
Our little secret.
675
00:39:05,821 --> 00:39:09,172
Ah, um yeah it's just,
676
00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:12,741
I'm with someone. You know?
677
00:39:12,915 --> 00:39:15,440
Oh, that's too bad.
678
00:39:16,354 --> 00:39:20,227
What
if I let you tie me up and do
679
00:39:20,401 --> 00:39:23,056
whatever you want to me.
680
00:39:23,230 --> 00:39:26,712
Oh, wow.
681
00:39:26,886 --> 00:39:29,279
It's-that sounds like a friggin'
682
00:39:29,454 --> 00:39:32,413
awesome idea 'cause
you are like fire you know?
683
00:39:32,587 --> 00:39:34,154
Now I'm gonna kill
myself for saying this.
684
00:39:34,328 --> 00:39:35,634
I just-I
got to pass you know?
685
00:39:35,808 --> 00:39:38,245
I got to be loyal.
Just damn, you know?
686
00:39:39,202 --> 00:39:43,163
Well I don't know could you
at least run or something then?
687
00:39:44,033 --> 00:39:45,992
I really need the exercise.
688
00:39:46,166 --> 00:39:47,080
What?
689
00:39:48,168 --> 00:39:48,777
And I really
like it when they run.
690
00:39:48,951 --> 00:39:49,996
What?
691
00:39:50,170 --> 00:39:51,563
[SCREAMS]
692
00:39:51,737 --> 00:39:54,087
Fuck! Fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! Ah!
693
00:39:54,261 --> 00:39:56,089
You just fucking cut me.
694
00:39:56,263 --> 00:39:58,091
Are you out of
your fucking mind? Fuck!
695
00:40:00,136 --> 00:40:01,790
You know what?
696
00:40:02,878 --> 00:40:04,837
I like you.
697
00:40:05,577 --> 00:40:07,405
I'm gonna give you a head start.
698
00:40:08,231 --> 00:40:10,799
Ready? Ok.
699
00:40:10,973 --> 00:40:13,411
1 one thousand.
700
00:40:13,585 --> 00:40:14,803
2 one thousand.
701
00:40:14,977 --> 00:40:16,196
3 one thousand.
702
00:40:16,370 --> 00:40:17,371
4 one thousand.
703
00:40:17,545 --> 00:40:18,851
Fuck this, man. Fuck.
704
00:40:19,373 --> 00:40:20,461
6 one thousand.
705
00:40:20,635 --> 00:40:21,941
7 one thousand.
706
00:40:22,115 --> 00:40:22,942
8 one thousand.
707
00:40:23,116 --> 00:40:24,465
9 one thousand.
708
00:40:29,557 --> 00:40:33,779
[PANTING]
709
00:40:35,607 --> 00:40:38,218
Ready or not, here I come!
710
00:40:43,005 --> 00:40:44,790
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
711
00:40:44,964 --> 00:40:47,836
[CHAINSAW BUZZING]
712
00:40:48,010 --> 00:40:52,014
Whoa. They
really stepped their game up.
713
00:40:56,236 --> 00:40:58,281
It's ok, they're
just trying to scare you.
714
00:40:59,935 --> 00:41:01,894
You got this.
715
00:41:04,331 --> 00:41:08,509
Dude,
your outfit is creepy as shit.
716
00:41:14,733 --> 00:41:17,431
What is up with this mask?
717
00:41:24,612 --> 00:41:27,572
[THUD AND EARS RINGING]
718
00:41:30,575 --> 00:41:33,099
[REVS AND THUD]
719
00:41:51,683 --> 00:41:52,988
[CLANG]
720
00:42:08,003 --> 00:42:10,179
[CHAINSAW REVS]
721
00:42:10,353 --> 00:42:11,529
[SLICING SOUND]
722
00:42:15,054 --> 00:42:18,057
[MUSIC SPEEDS UP]
723
00:42:58,924 --> 00:43:03,145
[CHAINSAW REVS IN DISTANCE]
724
00:43:03,319 --> 00:43:06,409
[SHUFFLING]
725
00:43:12,067 --> 00:43:14,330
[PANTING AND GRUNTING]
726
00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:24,166
Come
out, come out, wherever you are!
727
00:43:24,340 --> 00:43:26,038
[GIGGLES]
728
00:43:30,608 --> 00:43:33,349
There you are. Gosh.
729
00:43:34,089 --> 00:43:35,787
[METAL CLANGS]
730
00:43:37,223 --> 00:43:38,267
[CHAINSAW BUZZES]
731
00:43:38,441 --> 00:43:39,355
Oh no, no, no, no!
732
00:43:39,529 --> 00:43:41,096
Ah ya!
733
00:43:41,270 --> 00:43:43,011
You lose.
734
00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:55,284
What the fuck
are you doing?
735
00:43:55,458 --> 00:43:56,982
You're supposed to be in path 4!
736
00:43:57,156 --> 00:43:59,332
DEAKIN:
I'm sorry. I lost her.
737
00:43:59,506 --> 00:44:01,900
What the fuck
do you mean you lost her?
738
00:44:02,074 --> 00:44:03,510
It means she's a fucking ninja.
739
00:44:03,684 --> 00:44:05,381
Are you fucking kidding me?
740
00:44:05,555 --> 00:44:07,470
God Damnit! Fuck.
741
00:44:17,176 --> 00:44:20,832
Look, hey, hey, hey, hey.
742
00:44:21,006 --> 00:44:23,835
I am sorry for yelling, okay.
743
00:44:24,009 --> 00:44:25,488
She's really fast.
744
00:44:25,663 --> 00:44:28,187
Yeah, I am sure she was.
745
00:44:30,493 --> 00:44:32,365
Here, why don't you take pretty
746
00:44:32,539 --> 00:44:35,107
boy here back to the lab
and I'll try and find her, ok?
747
00:44:35,281 --> 00:44:36,891
Oh my God he's so little.
748
00:44:37,065 --> 00:44:38,197
[LAUGHS]
749
00:44:39,677 --> 00:44:41,417
I know but I'm still not
strong enough to carry him back.
750
00:44:41,591 --> 00:44:42,505
I am.
751
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,029
Yes you are!
752
00:44:45,683 --> 00:44:46,901
Just take him back to the lab
and I'll go try and find her.
753
00:44:47,075 --> 00:44:48,033
Ok.Ok?
754
00:44:50,209 --> 00:44:51,253
Oh.
755
00:44:51,427 --> 00:44:53,168
Hey! By the way those peanut
756
00:44:53,342 --> 00:44:54,866
butter delights
you made were amazing!
757
00:44:55,867 --> 00:44:57,042
Really?
758
00:44:57,216 --> 00:44:58,608
Just as good
as Mom used to make.
759
00:45:06,965 --> 00:45:09,184
[GRUNTS]
760
00:45:10,751 --> 00:45:15,713
[RUSTIN HUMMING A TUNE]
761
00:45:21,544 --> 00:45:23,808
[EERIE SOUNDS AROUND HIM]
762
00:45:25,461 --> 00:45:29,857
[BEAT BOXES TUNE
WITH DISTANT CRACKLING]
763
00:45:32,033 --> 00:45:35,254
[SPOOKY ATMOSPHERIC WHISP]
764
00:45:35,428 --> 00:45:39,998
Hey dude, you uh...
Can I run something by you?
765
00:45:40,172 --> 00:45:41,739
I just, I
came up with this thing
766
00:45:41,956 --> 00:45:43,392
but I don't have anybody
to show it to, and it's like...
767
00:45:43,610 --> 00:45:44,742
Ready?
768
00:45:44,916 --> 00:45:46,744
[SHUFFLING]
769
00:45:46,918 --> 00:45:48,615
It's corn on the cock.
770
00:45:49,442 --> 00:45:51,705
Yeah it's not my best, but it's-
There's something there, right?
771
00:45:51,879 --> 00:45:53,359
It's funny. It's just I don't
know where to go with it.
772
00:45:53,533 --> 00:45:54,534
Ya know?
773
00:45:55,970 --> 00:45:57,363
Alright you're not a prop
comedy guy, that's fine.
774
00:45:57,537 --> 00:45:58,320
It's whatever.
It's not for everyone.
775
00:45:58,494 --> 00:46:01,280
[SNAPS FINGERS]
776
00:46:05,501 --> 00:46:06,807
Do you
know what time it is?
777
00:46:06,981 --> 00:46:08,591
I just, I've
been walking around
778
00:46:08,766 --> 00:46:10,376
this fucking
place, it feels like hours.
779
00:46:10,550 --> 00:46:12,682
I only got 2 hours
to finish this thing and I don't
780
00:46:12,857 --> 00:46:14,902
know if my friends are out yet
or if- so could you just like-
781
00:46:15,076 --> 00:46:18,819
I'm just so bad at
reading stars, you know?
782
00:46:18,993 --> 00:46:20,125
Alright, come
on man. Just help me out.
783
00:46:21,561 --> 00:46:23,041
Ok, you don't know my sister,
she's gonna be such
784
00:46:23,215 --> 00:46:24,564
a fucking cunt if
she beats me in this thing.
785
00:46:25,391 --> 00:46:27,741
Nothing. Alright.
Hard sell, that's cool.
786
00:46:27,915 --> 00:46:29,395
I get it. I get it. I get it.
787
00:46:29,569 --> 00:46:32,920
Um, well I
didn't want to have to
788
00:46:33,094 --> 00:46:37,403
pull rank on you but uh...
789
00:46:37,577 --> 00:46:38,534
I know Herschel.
790
00:46:39,971 --> 00:46:42,800
So maybe you just
got a little radio or something
791
00:46:42,974 --> 00:46:44,802
you could, ya know, just like
kind of walkie talkie to him,
792
00:46:44,976 --> 00:46:46,194
let him know his buddy Rustin is
793
00:46:46,368 --> 00:46:48,196
ready to get the
fuck out of this maze.
794
00:46:48,370 --> 00:46:49,197
That would-
795
00:46:49,371 --> 00:46:51,025
Where are ya going?
796
00:46:51,199 --> 00:46:52,070
I can see you.
797
00:46:53,375 --> 00:46:54,724
You're just gonna walk?
You're just gonna back-
798
00:46:54,899 --> 00:46:55,856
You're not even
gonna walk forward into it?
799
00:46:56,639 --> 00:46:58,598
Really fucking cool,
man. You know what?
800
00:46:58,772 --> 00:47:00,556
Have fun stopping
cousins from hand jobbing all
801
00:47:00,730 --> 00:47:02,515
over each other out
here you fucking douche bag.
802
00:47:02,689 --> 00:47:04,430
Damn I hate this fucking maze.
803
00:47:05,344 --> 00:47:07,955
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
AND BLOWS RASPBERRIES]
804
00:47:09,130 --> 00:47:10,871
[THUD]
805
00:47:31,500 --> 00:47:35,548
And I will strike thee down with
great vengeance and furious-
806
00:47:35,722 --> 00:47:36,549
[CRACKLES IN STOCK]
807
00:47:36,723 --> 00:47:37,898
Fuck.
808
00:47:40,727 --> 00:47:43,599
You talking to me?
809
00:47:43,773 --> 00:47:47,342
I don't see anyone else here
so you must be talking to me.
810
00:47:47,516 --> 00:47:49,736
Huh?
811
00:47:49,910 --> 00:47:51,042
Fucker.
812
00:47:51,216 --> 00:47:52,217
[CLATTERS IN STOCK]
813
00:47:52,391 --> 00:47:53,653
Damn it.
814
00:47:53,827 --> 00:47:56,264
Ok. You wanna play games?
815
00:47:57,178 --> 00:47:58,484
Let's play games.
816
00:47:58,658 --> 00:48:00,399
Say hello to
my little friend.
817
00:48:00,573 --> 00:48:01,704
[RUSTLES IN STOCK]
818
00:48:02,531 --> 00:48:04,490
Fuck you!
819
00:48:10,757 --> 00:48:13,455
[EERIE TONE]
820
00:48:18,025 --> 00:48:20,375
Oh that's it.
821
00:48:20,810 --> 00:48:24,031
Now I have had it with
this motherfucking scare-
822
00:48:24,205 --> 00:48:25,903
[WHACK]
823
00:48:35,086 --> 00:48:36,478
[SPLASHES]
824
00:48:42,528 --> 00:48:44,443
[SHUFFLES]
825
00:48:48,795 --> 00:48:52,886
[TRUCK STARTS UP]
826
00:48:53,669 --> 00:48:56,759
[HORN HONKING]
827
00:49:01,764 --> 00:49:04,985
[CORN STOCK CRACKLING]
828
00:49:06,900 --> 00:49:08,032
Holy shit.
829
00:49:09,207 --> 00:49:13,037
Shit. Hey, buddy. Hey, come on.
830
00:49:13,211 --> 00:49:14,995
We've got to
get you out of here.
831
00:49:15,169 --> 00:49:17,563
Mel?
832
00:49:18,956 --> 00:49:20,131
He killed me, man.
833
00:49:20,827 --> 00:49:24,091
No. He didn't, wait.
834
00:49:24,265 --> 00:49:26,659
No listen.
I don't think I'm gonna make it.
835
00:49:28,139 --> 00:49:30,706
You ever seen
an arm fall off before?
836
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:32,665
No, I haven't.
837
00:49:32,839 --> 00:49:34,275
About as bad as you'd expect.
838
00:49:34,449 --> 00:49:35,929
[ENGINE GETTING CLOSER]
839
00:49:36,103 --> 00:49:38,845
I need you to listen.
840
00:49:39,019 --> 00:49:40,542
What?
841
00:49:40,716 --> 00:49:43,981
I just want you to know that I'm
842
00:49:44,155 --> 00:49:46,984
your brother and I would never
843
00:49:47,158 --> 00:49:51,075
forgive myself
if I didn't tell you.
844
00:49:53,686 --> 00:49:56,558
I thought you
looked so fat today.
845
00:49:58,169 --> 00:50:01,476
Just saying it's okay
to say the truth sometimes.
846
00:50:01,650 --> 00:50:04,349
Are you serious? Come on.
847
00:50:04,523 --> 00:50:07,091
You know, carbs
aren't always your friends.
848
00:50:07,265 --> 00:50:09,354
I need you to help me.
849
00:50:09,528 --> 00:50:13,010
No, listen! I need
you to go into my room.
850
00:50:13,706 --> 00:50:15,534
Under my bed
851
00:50:15,708 --> 00:50:18,667
there's
some really dark porn stuff.
852
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:21,366
I don't
want mom and dad to see that.
853
00:50:22,715 --> 00:50:26,153
Just been getting into
some really deep fetish shit.
854
00:50:26,849 --> 00:50:28,764
Some of it feels kind of
illegal.
855
00:50:30,505 --> 00:50:33,682
Mel, I hate you.
856
00:50:33,856 --> 00:50:35,684
[SQUISH SOUND]
857
00:50:38,252 --> 00:50:41,255
Fuck.
858
00:50:41,908 --> 00:50:43,910
Did it look real?
859
00:50:44,084 --> 00:50:45,433
Are you fucking kidding me?
860
00:50:45,738 --> 00:50:46,913
I think that's the
best acting I've ever done.
861
00:50:47,305 --> 00:50:47,653
You see this snot?
862
00:50:48,393 --> 00:50:49,829
No, I got a real tear.
863
00:50:50,003 --> 00:50:51,222
We should get the
fuck out of here, though.
864
00:50:51,396 --> 00:50:52,266
These guys suck, dude.
865
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:54,007
[LOUD IMPACT]
866
00:50:54,181 --> 00:50:56,270
Mel.
867
00:50:57,619 --> 00:50:59,621
You seem busy.
868
00:51:01,232 --> 00:51:03,930
[SLICING SOUNDS]
869
00:51:04,713 --> 00:51:07,281
[GAGGING]
870
00:51:07,455 --> 00:51:08,891
I'm just gonna get the car.
871
00:51:09,066 --> 00:51:13,635
[UNINTELLIGIBLE MUTTERING]
872
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:28,694
[MUTTERING AND GRUNTING]
873
00:51:30,609 --> 00:51:32,176
[SQUISH AND SCREAMS]
874
00:51:33,742 --> 00:51:35,701
Rustin!
875
00:51:35,875 --> 00:51:37,833
JACK:
I got him!
876
00:51:39,574 --> 00:51:41,533
[STABBING SOUND]
877
00:51:47,408 --> 00:51:49,584
[GROWLING]
878
00:51:51,456 --> 00:51:55,199
[CRICKETS CHIRP]
879
00:52:01,770 --> 00:52:04,077
[SCRAPE]
880
00:52:11,345 --> 00:52:14,087
Oh good, you're awake.
881
00:52:15,001 --> 00:52:17,351
[SIGHS]
882
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:20,963
What the fuck is going on?
883
00:52:21,790 --> 00:52:24,706
I'm sorry we
don't have time for that.
884
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:27,318
The process takes forever and if
I told everyone what was going
885
00:52:27,492 --> 00:52:28,841
on I would
never get any work done.
886
00:52:29,015 --> 00:52:30,321
Let me go
you fucking crazy bitch!
887
00:52:30,495 --> 00:52:32,975
No!
Fuck no, no, no, no.
888
00:52:33,150 --> 00:52:34,455
You kiss your
mother with that mouth?
889
00:52:34,977 --> 00:52:36,936
Look I'm gonna need
you to stop struggling
890
00:52:37,110 --> 00:52:38,372
or this
is going to really hurt.
891
00:52:38,546 --> 00:52:39,460
What the
fuck is going to hurt?
892
00:52:39,634 --> 00:52:40,548
What the fuck is that?
893
00:52:42,855 --> 00:52:44,248
This is a Dermatome.
894
00:52:44,422 --> 00:52:45,858
Do you know what that is?
895
00:52:46,032 --> 00:52:47,207
What the fuck is that?
896
00:52:47,381 --> 00:52:48,861
It's a Dermatome.
897
00:52:49,035 --> 00:52:50,079
I just told you that!
898
00:52:50,254 --> 00:52:51,907
Why don't men ever listen?
899
00:52:54,214 --> 00:52:56,521
No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no.
900
00:52:56,695 --> 00:52:59,437
I'm guessing you
didn't go to medical school,
901
00:52:59,611 --> 00:53:01,743
so I'm going to
dumb this down for you.
902
00:53:02,527 --> 00:53:04,181
This is a
903
00:53:04,355 --> 00:53:07,923
DER-MA-TOME.
904
00:53:08,359 --> 00:53:10,274
It removes
your skin from your body.
905
00:53:10,665 --> 00:53:12,885
No, please, please,
please, no, please.
906
00:53:13,059 --> 00:53:14,800
Here. Let me show you.
907
00:53:14,974 --> 00:53:16,018
No, no, no,
no, hold on. Hold on.
908
00:53:16,193 --> 00:53:21,067
[PROLONGED SCREAMING]
909
00:53:26,638 --> 00:53:27,595
[SQUISHING SOUND]
910
00:53:29,206 --> 00:53:31,469
See? That simple.
911
00:53:32,034 --> 00:53:33,732
It gets a lot harder
around your eyes and nose,
912
00:53:33,906 --> 00:53:36,474
but luckily you'll either be
passed out or dead by then.
913
00:53:36,909 --> 00:53:39,825
Please,
please, please just let me go.
914
00:53:39,999 --> 00:53:41,261
I want to go home, please.
915
00:53:41,435 --> 00:53:43,916
Where's Wendy?
Please, please, please.
916
00:53:44,090 --> 00:53:45,352
You talk too much.
917
00:53:45,526 --> 00:53:46,919
You're taking
all the fun out of this.
918
00:53:49,487 --> 00:53:50,444
I want to go home.
919
00:53:50,618 --> 00:53:53,578
[MUFFLED SCREAMING]
920
00:53:55,971 --> 00:53:59,540
[SKIN PEELING]
921
00:54:01,586 --> 00:54:04,719
[SCREAMING STOPS]
922
00:54:08,288 --> 00:54:12,771
Wow, some men
really are faster than others.
923
00:54:13,598 --> 00:54:15,600
Glad I didn't
let you tie me up,
924
00:54:15,774 --> 00:54:17,166
that would have
been a disappointment.
925
00:54:18,429 --> 00:54:19,560
[DOOR SMASHES OPEN]
926
00:54:19,734 --> 00:54:21,606
BERNARD:
Gemma! Henry is hurt!
927
00:54:22,389 --> 00:54:24,783
What the fuck happened?
928
00:54:25,436 --> 00:54:27,829
That lesbian
bitch stabbed him!
929
00:54:30,528 --> 00:54:32,573
But he's dead?
930
00:54:32,747 --> 00:54:34,488
Do something.
931
00:54:34,662 --> 00:54:36,098
What do you want me to do?
932
00:54:36,273 --> 00:54:38,100
He
has a knife in his fucking head.
933
00:54:38,275 --> 00:54:40,189
I don't
know. I'm not a doctor!
934
00:54:40,364 --> 00:54:41,582
He's dead!
935
00:54:43,192 --> 00:54:45,456
He's not breathing and he
has a knife in his fucking head!
936
00:54:45,630 --> 00:54:47,545
Why
do men make me repeat myself?
937
00:54:50,896 --> 00:54:52,114
Who's still out there?
938
00:54:52,289 --> 00:54:54,682
Deakin and Andy.
939
00:54:54,856 --> 00:54:56,728
Where's Andy?
940
00:54:56,902 --> 00:54:58,425
Path 2.
941
00:54:58,599 --> 00:54:59,426
And Deakin?
942
00:55:00,558 --> 00:55:01,646
I think he's
looking for the lesbian.
943
00:55:02,603 --> 00:55:05,476
Bernard, did
she tell you she was a lesbian?
944
00:55:05,650 --> 00:55:06,520
No.
945
00:55:07,565 --> 00:55:08,696
Did you see
her kissing a girl?
946
00:55:08,870 --> 00:55:10,132
No.
947
00:55:10,307 --> 00:55:12,396
Then why do you
think she's a lesbian?
948
00:55:12,570 --> 00:55:15,094
She was tough and strong.
949
00:55:15,268 --> 00:55:18,445
Just because a
woman is tough and strong
950
00:55:18,619 --> 00:55:20,534
doesn't make her a lesbian.
951
00:55:21,448 --> 00:55:23,885
It doesn't matter.
952
00:55:25,931 --> 00:55:27,715
Which one of
them was on path 2?
953
00:55:28,412 --> 00:55:30,501
The Cheerleader I think.
954
00:55:32,024 --> 00:55:34,722
[ICE CREAM TRUCK MUSIC]
955
00:55:43,514 --> 00:55:46,734
ANDY:
Well hello there.
956
00:55:46,908 --> 00:55:48,867
I'm Frosty The Clown
957
00:55:49,041 --> 00:55:52,000
here for all of
your frosty treat needs.
958
00:55:53,437 --> 00:55:57,266
How has the maze been going?
959
00:55:58,180 --> 00:56:00,182
Good, I think.
960
00:56:00,357 --> 00:56:02,097
Hey can you tell me
how long I've been out here?
961
00:56:02,271 --> 00:56:03,185
Uhnt uh.
962
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:04,491
[GIGGLES]
963
00:56:12,020 --> 00:56:15,372
[MUTTERING]
964
00:56:19,201 --> 00:56:21,160
[GIGGLES AND SCREAMS]
965
00:56:22,944 --> 00:56:25,120
An hour and 20 minutes.
966
00:56:25,294 --> 00:56:26,121
Fuck.
967
00:56:26,295 --> 00:56:27,862
There goes the 10 grand.
968
00:56:28,036 --> 00:56:29,647
I'm sorry.
969
00:56:29,821 --> 00:56:33,477
You'll have to
hurry to win any money.
970
00:56:33,651 --> 00:56:35,174
So none of my
friends have made it out yet?
971
00:56:35,348 --> 00:56:36,218
I don't think so.
972
00:56:37,524 --> 00:56:38,656
You see they
ring the bell every time someone
973
00:56:38,830 --> 00:56:40,440
wins the VIP maze,
974
00:56:42,399 --> 00:56:44,139
and I haven't heard anything.
975
00:56:44,313 --> 00:56:45,532
Have you?
976
00:56:45,706 --> 00:56:47,229
No.
977
00:56:47,882 --> 00:56:51,016
What's your
name little girl?
978
00:56:52,234 --> 00:56:53,061
Wendy.
979
00:56:53,235 --> 00:56:54,236
Wendy.
980
00:56:54,411 --> 00:56:56,369
Would like a treat, Wendy?
981
00:56:56,543 --> 00:56:58,066
They're free of charge.
982
00:56:58,240 --> 00:56:59,633
What'll it be, Kevin?
983
00:56:59,807 --> 00:57:02,288
Well, Frosty,
we've got some Push Pops,
984
00:57:02,462 --> 00:57:06,335
some Drumsticks, and Twincycles
that are blood orange.
985
00:57:06,510 --> 00:57:09,643
[MANIACALLY LAUGHING]
986
00:57:09,817 --> 00:57:11,123
[THUD AND GROANS]
987
00:57:11,297 --> 00:57:15,214
So what will it be?
988
00:57:15,910 --> 00:57:18,217
No thanks. I'm trying to win.
989
00:57:18,391 --> 00:57:21,394
[WHINING]
990
00:57:22,787 --> 00:57:26,138
Hey, these sound delicious
991
00:57:26,312 --> 00:57:28,488
but between you and me,
992
00:57:28,662 --> 00:57:30,359
I've gained
5 pounds this week.
993
00:57:30,534 --> 00:57:34,146
Are you sure? They're free.
994
00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:36,931
Free. Free, free, free, free.
995
00:57:37,105 --> 00:57:38,411
Free as can be.
996
00:57:38,585 --> 00:57:40,979
Yeah. I should
go if I'm gonna win.
997
00:57:46,245 --> 00:57:51,206
[SING SONG]
Good luck!
998
00:57:55,254 --> 00:57:57,212
Yeah, maybe
I'll catch you at the end.
999
00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:00,868
Not if I catch you first.
1000
00:58:01,042 --> 00:58:05,873
[LAUGHING AND MOANS]
1001
00:58:07,701 --> 00:58:09,877
[THUD]
1002
00:58:10,051 --> 00:58:12,097
[RUSTLING]
1003
00:58:12,663 --> 00:58:14,534
[COUGHING]
1004
00:58:14,708 --> 00:58:16,536
[ROPE STRETCHING]
1005
00:58:18,538 --> 00:58:19,844
[THUD AND GRUNTS]
1006
00:58:20,018 --> 00:58:23,761
[LAUGHING]
1007
00:58:29,288 --> 00:58:31,551
[THUD AND GRUNTS]
1008
00:58:42,867 --> 00:58:46,871
[LAUGHING]
1009
00:58:47,045 --> 00:58:47,915
[THUD]
1010
00:58:50,091 --> 00:58:51,397
[CRUNCH]
1011
00:58:51,571 --> 00:58:53,921
[PANTING]
1012
00:58:54,095 --> 00:58:55,793
[WHACK]
1013
00:58:56,881 --> 00:59:01,363
[TRUCK MOTOR
TURNING OVER]
1014
00:59:01,625 --> 00:59:04,758
[BREATHING AND RUSTLING]
1015
00:59:07,805 --> 00:59:10,198
[PANTING]
1016
00:59:13,854 --> 00:59:17,771
[ENGINE REVVING]
1017
00:59:24,386 --> 00:59:27,651
[HEAVY BREATHING]
1018
00:59:51,936 --> 00:59:53,677
[TRUCK BRAKES]
1019
00:59:54,808 --> 00:59:56,418
[GRUNTS]
1020
00:59:56,593 --> 00:59:57,506
Wendy!
1021
00:59:58,072 --> 01:00:00,161
Wendy!
1022
01:00:03,730 --> 01:00:05,427
[HARPOON FIRES]
1023
01:00:07,081 --> 01:00:08,343
Let's go!
1024
01:00:08,517 --> 01:00:10,389
[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
1025
01:00:10,563 --> 01:00:12,173
[SCREAMS]
1026
01:00:12,739 --> 01:00:14,698
[SCREAMS]
1027
01:00:21,748 --> 01:00:25,447
[RUSTLING]
1028
01:00:31,497 --> 01:00:35,066
[DARK THEME EMERGES]
1029
01:00:46,599 --> 01:00:49,994
[ECHOEY SURROUNDINGS]
1030
01:01:05,183 --> 01:01:07,402
[SQUEAK]
1031
01:01:16,150 --> 01:01:21,068
[DARK THEME]
1032
01:01:25,029 --> 01:01:28,685
[DOOR SQUEAKS OPEN]
1033
01:01:28,859 --> 01:01:33,167
[INDECIPHERABLE MEDICAL CHATTER]
1034
01:02:21,650 --> 01:02:25,306
[EERIE TONE]
1035
01:02:36,622 --> 01:02:39,407
[PLASTIC CRUNCHING SOUND]
1036
01:03:07,044 --> 01:03:11,396
[OMINOUS TONE]
1037
01:03:18,098 --> 01:03:18,925
[SOFT THUD]
1038
01:03:19,099 --> 01:03:20,057
DEAKIN:
Found you.
1039
01:03:20,231 --> 01:03:23,060
[GAGGING]
1040
01:03:42,601 --> 01:03:47,301
[MUSIC FADES]
1041
01:03:47,475 --> 01:03:50,261
WENDY:
Melanie...
1042
01:03:50,435 --> 01:03:53,090
Hey Mel. Mel.
1043
01:03:53,830 --> 01:03:57,616
Hey, Mel.
1044
01:04:00,010 --> 01:04:02,577
Mel, hey.
1045
01:04:05,319 --> 01:04:08,932
Hey, you're still here.
1046
01:04:09,106 --> 01:04:10,455
Hey.
1047
01:04:10,629 --> 01:04:12,196
Are you ok?
1048
01:04:12,370 --> 01:04:14,067
I'm ok.
1049
01:04:16,765 --> 01:04:19,159
How are you?
1050
01:04:21,596 --> 01:04:26,166
Ok, fuck.
1051
01:04:29,387 --> 01:04:31,650
It's bad.
1052
01:04:35,088 --> 01:04:37,047
They gave me something.
1053
01:04:37,221 --> 01:04:38,570
I can't feel it.
1054
01:04:41,660 --> 01:04:43,880
I looked down once.
1055
01:04:44,054 --> 01:04:46,012
That was enough.
1056
01:04:46,186 --> 01:04:47,884
Fuck.
1057
01:04:48,667 --> 01:04:52,453
Melanie I am so sorry
I brought you guys here.
1058
01:04:52,627 --> 01:04:54,107
I'm so sorry.
1059
01:04:54,281 --> 01:04:56,153
No, it's not your fault.
1060
01:04:56,327 --> 01:04:57,415
It's not your fault.
1061
01:04:57,589 --> 01:05:00,461
I am so sorry. I'm scared.
1062
01:05:01,549 --> 01:05:04,378
I'm not ready to die.
1063
01:05:04,552 --> 01:05:06,467
I'm not ready to die.
1064
01:05:06,641 --> 01:05:08,600
I'm gonna get us out of here.
1065
01:05:11,690 --> 01:05:12,865
You're not gonna die.
1066
01:05:13,474 --> 01:05:15,563
I'm
gonna get us out of here, ok?
1067
01:05:16,216 --> 01:05:20,090
I promise. You trust me, right?
1068
01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:23,789
Ok.
1069
01:05:27,271 --> 01:05:29,490
HERSCHEL:
There she is,
1070
01:05:29,664 --> 01:05:32,406
the answer to all our prayers.
1071
01:05:33,233 --> 01:05:35,192
She's the one.
1072
01:05:35,366 --> 01:05:37,368
After all these years.
1073
01:05:38,630 --> 01:05:41,198
I was beginning to
think that you were a myth.
1074
01:05:41,938 --> 01:05:43,940
I told you we'd find one.
1075
01:05:44,114 --> 01:05:45,724
15 years!
1076
01:05:45,898 --> 01:05:47,769
I can't believe it.
1077
01:05:52,339 --> 01:05:56,343
Your Mother would be so proud.
1078
01:05:57,910 --> 01:06:02,306
Your mother would
be proud of all of you.
1079
01:06:06,484 --> 01:06:08,616
And you.
1080
01:06:13,491 --> 01:06:16,015
You took my boy away.
1081
01:06:18,670 --> 01:06:19,932
And if I
didn't need you alive
1082
01:06:20,106 --> 01:06:22,108
I would
really enjoy gutting you.
1083
01:06:25,677 --> 01:06:28,201
You're
sure we need her alive?
1084
01:06:28,854 --> 01:06:32,901
It's not an exact
science, but I wouldn't risk it.
1085
01:06:35,817 --> 01:06:37,254
How about that one?
1086
01:06:37,428 --> 01:06:38,472
No.
1087
01:06:38,646 --> 01:06:40,605
Oh.
1088
01:06:40,779 --> 01:06:42,346
Yeah we got
everything we need from her.
1089
01:06:42,520 --> 01:06:43,477
You can kill her.
1090
01:06:43,651 --> 01:06:45,001
No!Thank you.
1091
01:06:45,175 --> 01:06:46,393
No, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
1092
01:06:46,567 --> 01:06:48,221
No! No! No! No! No! No!
1093
01:06:52,312 --> 01:06:56,316
[GUTS AND ENTRAILS
MAKING SQUISHY, SPLASHY SOUNDS]
1094
01:07:00,929 --> 01:07:03,236
Oh God!
1095
01:07:03,410 --> 01:07:07,501
I'm gonna
kill you, you son of a bitch!
1096
01:07:08,241 --> 01:07:10,287
I'm gonna
kill every last one of you.
1097
01:07:10,461 --> 01:07:12,028
[LAUGHS]
She's feisty!
1098
01:07:12,202 --> 01:07:16,423
Yeah, we
still can't kill her yet.
1099
01:07:16,597 --> 01:07:19,687
Fuck you, you psychotic bitch!
1100
01:07:19,861 --> 01:07:22,081
I'm gonna cunt
punch the shit out of you!
1101
01:07:22,255 --> 01:07:23,126
Oh...
1102
01:07:23,300 --> 01:07:24,518
What do you want from me?
1103
01:07:24,692 --> 01:07:26,433
What the fuck
do you want from me?
1104
01:07:29,610 --> 01:07:31,438
You didn't tell her?
1105
01:07:35,834 --> 01:07:39,751
Oh, you have
1106
01:07:40,795 --> 01:07:44,147
no idea how special you are.
1107
01:07:44,712 --> 01:07:46,932
Tell her.
1108
01:07:47,106 --> 01:07:49,239
Ugh, we don't need to tell her.
1109
01:07:49,413 --> 01:07:51,154
Tell her.
1110
01:07:51,937 --> 01:07:54,113
I want her to know.
1111
01:07:55,723 --> 01:07:57,334
I want her to know how she
1112
01:07:57,508 --> 01:08:00,293
helped complete
your Mother's work.
1113
01:08:00,467 --> 01:08:03,296
[SOBBING]
1114
01:08:07,083 --> 01:08:09,389
It has everything to do
1115
01:08:09,563 --> 01:08:12,349
with the hand stamp we gave you
on the way into the park.
1116
01:08:12,523 --> 01:08:14,438
The stamp?
1117
01:08:15,134 --> 01:08:17,180
No one ever
asks about that.
1118
01:08:17,354 --> 01:08:19,399
I mean what is
the point of the stamp?
1119
01:08:21,836 --> 01:08:24,274
Truth be
told, it's a litmus test.
1120
01:08:24,448 --> 01:08:27,233
It exposes those
with a particular gene.
1121
01:08:27,407 --> 01:08:29,235
It's a
relatively new gene.
1122
01:08:29,409 --> 01:08:31,933
It only happened in the last 30
years or so in human evolution.
1123
01:08:32,108 --> 01:08:35,111
And your friends
skins are filled with it.
1124
01:08:35,807 --> 01:08:39,376
First,
we remove the skin,
1125
01:08:39,550 --> 01:08:43,423
then we grind it down
and make it into a liquid.
1126
01:08:43,989 --> 01:08:46,948
And then we turn
it into a face cream.
1127
01:08:47,123 --> 01:08:48,863
[LAUGHS]
Yeah.
1128
01:08:49,037 --> 01:08:52,998
And it stops the aging
process just like that.
1129
01:08:53,520 --> 01:08:58,351
Florence's Miracle Face Cream!
1130
01:09:00,745 --> 01:09:02,790
You're crazy.
1131
01:09:04,792 --> 01:09:06,620
You're all fucking crazy!
1132
01:09:06,794 --> 01:09:09,101
Now
your skin on the other hand.
1133
01:09:11,016 --> 01:09:13,192
Your skin has more of this gene
1134
01:09:13,366 --> 01:09:15,803
than we have
ever encountered before.
1135
01:09:15,977 --> 01:09:17,631
That's why
we need to keep you alive.
1136
01:09:17,805 --> 01:09:21,548
You see, when your
heart stops beating your skin
1137
01:09:21,722 --> 01:09:24,986
fights to stay
alive through osmosis,
1138
01:09:25,161 --> 01:09:26,597
sucking in everything from the
1139
01:09:26,771 --> 01:09:29,861
outside world
tainting all of my research.
1140
01:09:30,731 --> 01:09:35,214
Your skin can stay
alive for weeks after your dead,
1141
01:09:35,388 --> 01:09:37,608
how amazing is that?
1142
01:09:38,522 --> 01:09:41,177
Thanks for the science
lesson you crazy bitch!
1143
01:09:41,351 --> 01:09:44,876
Hey I'll have
you know I graduated with a PHD
1144
01:09:45,050 --> 01:09:47,487
in Biotechnology from UC Davis.
1145
01:09:48,140 --> 01:09:50,577
I have 5 Discovery Patents,
1146
01:09:51,230 --> 01:09:53,232
which is only
two less than my mother's.
1147
01:09:54,842 --> 01:09:58,411
And you little
sweetie, you're going to help me
1148
01:09:58,585 --> 01:10:00,021
isolate what makes your genes
1149
01:10:00,196 --> 01:10:02,850
special so we can
find more people like you.
1150
01:10:04,112 --> 01:10:05,418
God Damnit!
1151
01:10:05,592 --> 01:10:07,290
Whoa ho, I like this one!
1152
01:10:08,813 --> 01:10:12,947
[LAUGHING]
1153
01:10:13,861 --> 01:10:17,952
Honey, where are you gonna go?
1154
01:10:18,126 --> 01:10:20,477
You're surrounded,
1155
01:10:20,651 --> 01:10:23,567
and if by some miracle
1156
01:10:23,741 --> 01:10:25,786
you get past us
1157
01:10:25,960 --> 01:10:28,136
you're in a
hundred acre corn maze.
1158
01:10:30,313 --> 01:10:31,705
It's over.
1159
01:10:32,619 --> 01:10:36,797
[SOFTLY SOBS]
1160
01:10:38,756 --> 01:10:40,192
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
1161
01:10:40,366 --> 01:10:42,020
No! No! No!
1162
01:10:43,587 --> 01:10:45,241
Let's talk about this.
1163
01:10:47,025 --> 01:10:48,113
Fuck you!
1164
01:10:48,287 --> 01:10:49,680
No!
1165
01:10:49,854 --> 01:10:50,855
[THUMP]
1166
01:10:55,076 --> 01:10:57,949
[GAGGING]
1167
01:11:15,923 --> 01:11:19,100
[CROWD SOUNDS]
1168
01:11:51,350 --> 01:11:52,525
GEMMA:
There you go.
1169
01:11:52,699 --> 01:11:53,570
CUSTOMER:
Thank you.
1170
01:11:54,745 --> 01:11:55,267
GEMMA:
Have a nice day.Thanks, you too.
1171
01:11:57,965 --> 01:12:01,882
Excuse me. I am looking to
see if anyone has seen my son.
1172
01:12:02,056 --> 01:12:03,928
He went
missing over a month ago.
1173
01:12:04,494 --> 01:12:08,802
GEMMA:
Nice looking boy, but
I am sorry I haven't seen him.
1174
01:12:09,368 --> 01:12:11,065
Here, let me ask my father.
1175
01:12:11,675 --> 01:12:13,720
Papa...
1176
01:12:13,894 --> 01:12:16,027
this nice
woman's son is missing,
1177
01:12:16,201 --> 01:12:17,333
do you
recognize him?
1178
01:12:18,072 --> 01:12:19,422
[DARK TONE]
1179
01:12:19,596 --> 01:12:23,295
No, I don't. Sorry.
1180
01:12:24,035 --> 01:12:25,645
He looks like a good kid.
1181
01:12:25,819 --> 01:12:27,734
[CRIES IN AGREEMENT]
1182
01:12:27,908 --> 01:12:31,564
Have you
contacted the police?
1183
01:12:32,348 --> 01:12:35,916
Yes I have, but
he's over 18 and so he's not
1184
01:12:36,090 --> 01:12:39,180
considered a runaway, and
there's no way to prove that he
1185
01:12:39,355 --> 01:12:41,574
didn't just take off
so they've been no help.
1186
01:12:42,967 --> 01:12:45,535
Well that's just awful.
1187
01:12:46,100 --> 01:12:47,711
I'm so sorry.
1188
01:12:47,885 --> 01:12:49,016
Thank you.
1189
01:12:49,190 --> 01:12:50,757
Well I'll keep
my eye out for him.
1190
01:12:51,062 --> 01:12:53,847
If I do see him is
there a way to contact you?
1191
01:12:54,021 --> 01:12:56,502
Yeah, all
my information is on the poster.
1192
01:12:56,676 --> 01:12:58,635
Ok, thank
you. I am so sorry.
1193
01:12:58,809 --> 01:13:00,201
Thank you.
1194
01:13:00,376 --> 01:13:01,333
Alright, thanks.
1195
01:13:01,507 --> 01:13:02,943
Excuse me ma'am?
1196
01:13:04,205 --> 01:13:06,164
I know you're
going through a rough time,
1197
01:13:06,338 --> 01:13:09,341
and from the looks of
it you haven't slept much.
1198
01:13:09,515 --> 01:13:10,864
I haven't.
1199
01:13:12,344 --> 01:13:14,738
I want you to try this.
1200
01:13:14,912 --> 01:13:17,349
On no, I'm
sorry - thank you though.
1201
01:13:17,523 --> 01:13:18,916
It's on the house.
1202
01:13:19,090 --> 01:13:23,007
Trust me, you
deserve a little pampering.
1203
01:13:23,181 --> 01:13:25,662
It takes the
days of worrying off the skin.
1204
01:13:27,272 --> 01:13:29,448
Go ahead,
I promise you'll love it.
1205
01:13:39,850 --> 01:13:42,243
[SIGHS AND LAUGHS]
1206
01:13:45,116 --> 01:13:48,685
The scent
it's really comforting.
1207
01:14:01,741 --> 01:14:03,177
Eucalyptus?
1208
01:14:04,265 --> 01:14:06,746
It
reminds me of my son's room.
1209
01:14:06,920 --> 01:14:10,228
[DARK MUSIC SWELLS]
1210
01:14:24,460 --> 01:14:27,680
[CLICKING]
1211
01:14:43,348 --> 01:14:46,525
[SILENT GASPING]
1212
01:14:57,188 --> 01:14:59,669
[CLANKING]
1213
01:14:59,843 --> 01:15:01,671
Gemma!
1214
01:15:02,585 --> 01:15:05,762
[SILENT GAGGING]
1215
01:15:05,936 --> 01:15:07,590
Gemma!
1216
01:15:10,027 --> 01:15:12,769
[LAUGHS]
1217
01:15:13,552 --> 01:15:15,032
Well hey there.
1218
01:15:15,772 --> 01:15:18,296
I thought we had
you in a medically induced coma,
1219
01:15:18,470 --> 01:15:20,037
but it seems the drip ran out.
1220
01:15:20,516 --> 01:15:22,822
I wonder how that happened.
1221
01:15:24,389 --> 01:15:26,739
Oh...
1222
01:15:26,913 --> 01:15:29,612
I'm sorry are you
trying to say something?
1223
01:15:29,786 --> 01:15:31,570
You see,
unfortunately when you sliced
1224
01:15:31,744 --> 01:15:33,746
your throat you did a number on
1225
01:15:33,920 --> 01:15:35,922
your vocal chords,
but you missed the arteries.
1226
01:15:36,314 --> 01:15:38,838
Luckily I was able
to stitch you back up,
1227
01:15:39,012 --> 01:15:41,058
and the progress
has been amazing!
1228
01:15:41,798 --> 01:15:43,147
[GAGGING]
1229
01:15:43,321 --> 01:15:44,452
Ooh...
1230
01:15:46,063 --> 01:15:47,325
It looks like your pain meds
are also starting to wear off.
1231
01:15:48,108 --> 01:15:49,588
I am
so sorry about that sweetie.
1232
01:15:49,762 --> 01:15:51,329
I'll be right back.
1233
01:15:55,115 --> 01:15:58,075
[COUGHS]
1234
01:16:01,818 --> 01:16:04,298
[WHIMPERS]
1235
01:16:04,472 --> 01:16:07,301
[COUGHING]
1236
01:16:07,475 --> 01:16:11,044
I know the human
body is a crazy thing right?
1237
01:16:12,045 --> 01:16:14,613
Did you know
that if taken care of properly,
1238
01:16:14,787 --> 01:16:17,268
it only takes 2 weeks
for human skin to grow back?
1239
01:16:17,747 --> 01:16:19,923
Yeah I know, so great!
1240
01:16:20,445 --> 01:16:22,273
So while
we hunt for other people like
1241
01:16:22,447 --> 01:16:24,405
you we can rest easy knowing
1242
01:16:24,580 --> 01:16:27,060
that every two weeks we can
just come back to you for more.
1243
01:16:27,495 --> 01:16:29,541
Now I am just
going to get this going,
1244
01:16:30,150 --> 01:16:34,590
and in a couple of seconds
you'll be back in that coma,
1245
01:16:34,764 --> 01:16:37,331
and you won't have to worry
about any of this anymore.
1246
01:16:37,767 --> 01:16:39,595
There...
1247
01:16:45,818 --> 01:16:48,778
Nighty night.
1248
01:16:58,352 --> 01:17:00,354
Nighty night.
1249
01:17:03,314 --> 01:17:06,404
[HARD ROCK INSTRUMENTALS]
1250
01:18:17,649 --> 01:18:20,696
[MUSIC TRANSITIONS]
1251
01:18:20,870 --> 01:18:24,830
[ROCK OVER SOFT EERIE TONE]
1252
01:18:32,533 --> 01:18:35,362
[SPOOKY PIANO]
1253
01:18:53,293 --> 01:18:55,382
[MUSIC FADES]
1254
01:18:58,690 --> 01:19:02,650
[SUSPENSEFUL INSTRUMENTALS]
1255
01:19:10,049 --> 01:19:13,923
[BRASS JOINS STRINGS]
1256
01:19:32,637 --> 01:19:35,118
[MUSIC ENDS]
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