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Whoa!
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Gweeseek!
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Gweeseek, get over --
Come on.
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Whoa! [ Grunts ]
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Huh?
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♪♪
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[ Click ]
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♪♪
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Unbelievable.
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It's astounding.
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Astounding?
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Unbelievable?
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I'm listening.
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What if I told you
I've captured absolute
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and irrefutable proof
of an alien invasion?
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Um, is that what
you're telling me?
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Yes, isn't that --
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Wait, what are you
doing in here?
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Uh, this is
the bathroom.
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[ Toilet flushes ]
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Eugh.
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The image...
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it's taking form.
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There in the sky,
an alien spacecraft.
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That little thingy?
An alien spacecraft?
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Of course!
What else could it be?
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I don't know.
A hubcap? A pie tin?
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A really faraway blimp?
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On the roof,
is that...
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Gweeseek!
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And you got
her good side.
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She appears to be
communicating with the UFO.
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[ Door opens ]
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[ Meows ]
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No!
The light!
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Uh, Gweeseek, occupado.
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The print is ruined!
Oh.
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Thank goodness I still have
the negatives.
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You mean these thingies?
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Gweeseek, no!
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The negatives.
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Negatives,
negatives, negatives.
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Enough about
the negatives.
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Let's focus
on the positives.
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After all, it was
only an accident.
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Accident?
I don't believe in accidents.
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I believe in
elaborate conspiracies.
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And I'll tell you
what else I believe.
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Gweeseek destroyed
the evidence on purpose.
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Hold up.
Lemme get this straight.
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Are you saying my cat
is in cahoots with aliens?
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I'm saying your cat
is aliens.
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An alien.
I'm saying Gweeseek is an alien.
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Let me --
Let me try that again.
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Gweeseek is an alien!
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Whaaaaaaaat?
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♪♪
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What's alien about this, huh?
Mr. Suspicious.
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Don't you find it peculiar
that your cat wears goggles?
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Hey, those are 100%
Earth goggles, k?
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I was there when
she bought them.
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And, yes, she paid
with her own money,
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thank you very much.
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Also, Tiggy, I would be remiss
if I didn't mention,
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I've never seen
a blue cat before.
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For Pete's sake, it's called
suspension of disbelief.
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So my cat wears goggles,
builds machines,
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has a high-yield
savings account,
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and just happens
to be ah-blue.
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Can't you just take things
at face value
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without getting
all analytical?!
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Uh, Tiggy?
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It's a people like you
that ruin thing--
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Behind you!
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Huh?
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The flying saucer
has returned!
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Gweeseek?
No, you can't be...
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an -- an alien!
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It's the one
and only explanation!
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[ Both scream ]
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Mom!
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Watch me throw this pie tin!
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That's right,
to be totally clear,
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it's a tin from one
of my strawberry pies,
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in my hand, right now.
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Here I go again,
throwing it upward.
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Mom, you're not even looking!
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Stinkin'-pinkin' AC unit.
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Vent's all clogged up
with hair again.
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You'd think this place was run
by a bunch of animals.
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Hmmm, something here
should clean out all that hair.
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Let's see, maple syrup?
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Eh, down the hatch.
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Yech.
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What's next?
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Liquid laxative.
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Mm, always works on me.
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We're safe,
for now.
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I can't believe it.
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Every purr, every mew,
every playful kitty bite,
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it was all a lie.
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This whole time, the truth
was nuzzling my face,
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but I was blind.
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About time you sheeple
finally woke up
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and smelled
the nasty truth!
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Our telephones
are watching us!
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There's tap shoes
in the tap water!
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The moon is a hoax!
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We're through the looking glass,
people.
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Maybe we should focus
on the issue at hand.
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Gweeseek is an alien.
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Aliens in my house?!
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Disguised as my cat?!
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She's my cat.
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Then why do I have
all this kitty litter?
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We three are Earth's last hope
to stop the invasion
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before it's too late.
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You don't mean...
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Yes.
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We must capture Gweeseek,
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or whatever her bizarre
alien name may be.
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And blow up the moon!
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Which doesn't exist.
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Look at the shadows!
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The alien has at her disposal
superior intelligence
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and intergalactic
technology.
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We'll need an extremely
sophisticated plan
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to outwit her.
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Treats! Treat, treat,
treat, treats, Gweeseek!
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You want some
of the good stuff?
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Humanity has once again
delayed its extinction.
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Sorry, Gweeseek.
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It's for the greater good,
I guess. Don't worry.
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We're just going to ask her
a few friendly questions.
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This Guy:
Admit it, foul alien scum!
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You're here
to enslave Earth!
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To drain our resources!
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To steal
our breakfast cereal!
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Confess your twisted plan!
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Gweeseek, please,
they mean business.
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Show her what we do to kitties
that don't spill their milk.
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No more
Mr. Nice This Guy.
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Stop!
This is inhumane.
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Good thing
she's not human, then.
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It's no use.
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Our primitive earthling
tortures have no effect.
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Oh, what a relief.
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I guess we're just
gonna have to --
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Commence
the alien autopsy!
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Stop!
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Tiggy's right.
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We should do
the responsible thing
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and hand her over
to the government.
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Aww. Phew.
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Their autopsy will be
far more invasive.
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No! If you want to
alien-autopsy Gwee,
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you'll have to
alien-autopsy me first!
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Two for the splice of one!
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Tiggy, please, the fate
of the universe is at stake.
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Oh, the universe, huh?
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Well, I'm convinced.
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In fact, you should call
the government right now...
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on the telephone.
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Both of you.
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With your backs turned.
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Excellent idea.
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Get me the president.
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No, it can't wait!
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They're
fetching him now.
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Hello,
Mr. President, sir.
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He's absconded
with our alien!
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After him!
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President: Hello?
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Hello?
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Are you still there?
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Maybe you should
hang up, sir.
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No, no, I'll wait.
[ Sighs ]
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Nuritza: 2% milk?
[ Liquid pouring ]
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Nope.
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Brake fluid?
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Nope.
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Hair growth tonic.
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Wait, hair growth tonic?
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Back! Back!
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Whoa!
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That's not good.
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[ Panting ]
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Tiggy, stop!
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There's nowhere to run!
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Hand over the alien!
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No way!
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Gweeseek's our friend no matter
what planet she came from,
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and she would never,
ever invade Earth.
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[ Fireworks exploding ]
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They're invading Earth!
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That must be
the alien queen!
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Gweeseek,
it's up to you.
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Have mercy
on our little planet!
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Tell your family to call off
the invasion!
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Or just run away
and make me look like a jerk.
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You two, go.
I'll slow it down.
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No, you two go.
I'll slow it down.
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Boss, let me
martyr myself in peace.
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Uh, guys!
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You always
get to be the martyr!
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When's it my time?
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Mm.
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Wait, what's a martyr?
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[ Grunting ]
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Phew, that was close.
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Uh-oh!
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♪♪
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[ Beep ]
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[ Whirring ]
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[ Rumbling ]
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[ Panting ]
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They're all gone.
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I might be the last boy
on Earth...
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which means I'm
the handsomest boy on Earth...
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and the ugliest.
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Oh, man.
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[ Squishing ]
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Occupado.
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♪♪
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Ah!
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♪♪
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Huh?
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[ Whirring ]
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Gweeseek!
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You came back to save Earth!
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[ Meows ]
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Boss, This Guy,
you're alive!
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We are?
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[ Beep ]
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[ Splat! ]
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Nuritza?
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This is not my fault.
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Alien queen?
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Me, royalty?
Heh. I wish.
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You see?
Gweeseek's not an alien.
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She's just a cat
that can build stuff.
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And is blue.
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But the UFO?
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I can explain that.
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It was my pie tin.
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And, yes, I've been here
the whole time.
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You just haven't
acknowledged me.
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Which really hurts,
because --
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Face it, big guy,
aliens just don't exist.
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[ Sighs ]
Perhaps you're right.
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Hello?Hello?
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Well, if it's important,
they'll call back.
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Better hop on the other line.
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[ Beep ]
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Hello, Gablorbomax
of the planet Cheechar?
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No, I can hold.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Meows ]
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