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Mmm. When I die,
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we should totally
get this sandwich place
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for my memorial.
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So good. Mmm. Can't wait.
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Oh, all these people
loved Mr. Chase.
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His students
are taking it so hard.
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Yeah, nobody grieves
like theater kids.
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This is my show!
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Why are they singing
about computers?
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- It was a musical about Y2
- K,
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which was very scary back then.
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Scarier than anything
we have now.
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The whole show takes place
on New Year's Eve,
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‐1999...
‐♪
Five, four, three
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♪ Two, zero, zero, zero ♪
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-♪ A midnight countdown to Y2
- K ♪
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♪ Five, four, three, two,
will I be a zero?
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♪ When tomorrow becomes today. ♪
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Mom, which one are you?
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I was right over here.
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In the wings,
calling all the shots...
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as the stage manager.
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Mrs. Chase,
I'm so sorry for your loss.
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Oh, thank you, dear.
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Say, look what I found
when I was cleaning out
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- Franklin's office.
-
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My prompt book.
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This binder lists all the cues
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for the entire production.
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Oh, Franklin always said you
were the heart of the show‐‐
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that your stage managing
was so... zealous.
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I definitely ran a tight ship.
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But in a fun way
everyone loved, obviously.
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- Oh, yeah, totally.
- Super fun.
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Of course, I would have loved
to have been in the show,
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except I'm not much of a singer.
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But in my imagination, I've got
the voice of a Disney princess.
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Oh...
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What a special time.
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I'd give anything
to feel that magic again.
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♪ Take me there again ♪
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♪ In my blacks
in the backs of the wings
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♪ So I'm not seen ♪
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♪ No one knows the magic ♪
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♪ That hides
behind the scenes
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It's me!
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The cast said yes!
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We're putting on a musical!
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Places, everybody
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♪ It's time to start the show ♪
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♪ That's what actors
need me to say
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♪ Otherwise, they wouldn't
know where to go
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♪ Cinch up the hemlines ♪
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♪ Sound check all the mics ♪
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♪ Close the door,
ring the bell
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♪ And bring down
the house lights
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♪ It's curtains up
for Marge Bouvier
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♪ 'Cause I'm once again
the star
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♪ Of the backstage ♪
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Wow, you're the director?
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No, more
important‐‐ the stage manager.
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- Ah!
- Five minutes, guys!
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- Thank you, five.
- Five minutes.
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I always used to love
saying that, before...
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The endless loads
of laundry
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♪ The dishes piled high ♪
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♪ The whining and complaining ♪
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‐♪ It's mine ♪
‐♪
It's mine
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- ♪ It's mine ♪
- Enough!
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I'm returning to my
theater family
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♪ A revival of
our fondest memories
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‐♪ Singin'... ♪
‐♪
Do
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‐♪ Re ♪
‐♪
Mi
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- ♪ This ♪
‐♪ Show
- ♪
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♪ The talk of the town ♪
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♪ A hit, a smash, the rage ♪
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♪ And there's nothing
Springfield needs more
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♪ Than a play ♪
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Good!
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'Cause I'm once again the
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♪ Appreciated, well‐respected,
never, ever disconnected
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♪ Nothing but
the most impressive
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♪ Everybody's dearest friended ♪
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♪ Star ♪
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♪ Of the backstage... ♪
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♪ She's the star,
see how she shines
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♪ She answers
when we call for lines
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♪ Places, everybody! ♪
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Wow, honey,
those dorks are so excited to be
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in your show again.
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And I will do everything
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I can to support you...
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while I'm at Moe's.
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Mwah.
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Sorry, Marge, but I got to
drop out of the show.
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I broke my hip
while singing and dancing
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about feeling young again.
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Say, Dad, what if
you filled in for Lenny
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and joined Mom's musical?
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Yeah, then you'd be the most
supportive husband ever.
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Great idea, kids.
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I'm all in, babe!
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One pair of super tight
dance pants, please!
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From this day forward,
we are enemies.
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Forever and ever.
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Forever.
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Okay,
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back on stage‐‐ it's just like
we're teenagers again.
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Now let's start the rehearsal.
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Theater!
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Wait, we can't start
without Sasha Reed.
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- She was the star of the show.
- Mm‐hmm.
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She got into Julliard.
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Sasha.
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You never forget
your first diva.
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I'd love to know
what she's been up to.
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Well, as your dutiful
stage manager,
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I did reach out repeatedly,
but never heard back.
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I guess we'll never know
what happened
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after Sasha
left little old Springfield
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for New York City.
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Never say never!
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Hello, old friends!
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Ah! It's Sasha!
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Let me tell you all about it.
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♪ It was a cold
and rainy morning
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♪ When I exited the bus ♪
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♪ I stepped into the city ♪
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♪ Everyone in such a rush ♪
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♪ I suppose I started singing ♪
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♪ Just to keep
the chill at bay
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♪ I guess I sounded
something like
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♪ This ♪
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♪ And that's when I heard
a man say
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♪ "That tone, that pitch ♪
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♪ "Your voice'll make us rich ♪
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♪ Stick with me, and you'll
be destined to impress"
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♪ And that's how Sasha became ♪
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♪ A massive success ♪
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♪ Yes, Sasha ♪
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♪ Is a massive success ♪
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♪ Now I dine on the veranda ♪
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♪ With Lin‐Manuel Miranda ♪
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♪ Scrape meat off the bone
with Patti LuPone
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♪ Don't mention Glenn Close ♪
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♪ I eat Bananas Foster ♪
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♪ With my good friend
Sutton Foster
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♪ Thanks to Stephen Sondheim,
who's the most gracious host
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♪ Yes, I'm everything
you thought I'd be
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♪ When I left Springfield
for the big city
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♪ I've made it,
I'm a cut above the rest
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♪ 'Cause Sasha has returned ♪
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♪ A massive ♪
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♪ Success... ♪
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♪ That's right ♪
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♪ I'm a Broadway ♪
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♪ Star! ♪
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Oh, I can't believe
Sasha came back.
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What a career!
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I know a famous person
that knows what's his name,
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who is she,
and never heard of him!
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Okay, okay, everybody.
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It's so exciting that
Sasha is a massive success,
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but we really need
to walk through our blocking.
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Let's make it precise, gang!
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Blocking, so important.
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That's what Hal always told me.
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Hal Prince.
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Boom! Named it!
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But before we get into
the technical stuff,
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we need to reconnect
as an ensemblé.
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Let's all go to my lake house
and do trust falls.
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But we have to carve out
some time to run lines.
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Marge Bouvier,
you have not changed a bit.
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Okay, Mom, we'll run lines,
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but don't wait up for us.
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Us? What do you mean?
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This bonding session
is for the cast.
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You understand, right?
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Oh.
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Sure.
Of course.
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Come on, friends!
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I was wrong.
Theater kids are super cool.
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Thanks for the hookup, honey.
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♪ How will I stay alive? ♪
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♪ When all ♪
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♪ The computers think I died? ♪
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‐♪ How will I ♪
‐♪
How will I
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♪ Stay alive ♪
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♪ When all the clocks
and the computers
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♪ Think I died? ♪
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Okay, the curtain‐raiser
went a smidge long,
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so stay on your marks next time.
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- Take five!
- Thank you, five.
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Anyway, I hope you all remember
the best part of rehearsal...
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brownies!
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Are those Margie's Brownies
with walnuts and M&Ms?
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It's true, I do matter.
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Look what else I'm included in.
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It's all from our shows.
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We were such
a tight‐knit group.
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Remember the tightness
of the knitting?
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There's my old guitar pick.
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Oh, I haven't played guitar
since I lost this!
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Still works!
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Oh, man, this takes me back...
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Remember, guys?
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♪ Bonfires at Billy's ♪
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♪ We'd talk about our dreams ♪
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♪ We'd get drunk
and make out, ha
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♪ Cause a scene ♪
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Remind me who Billy was again?
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You know‐‐ Billy.
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♪ Late nights at the diner ♪
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♪ We'd laugh and we'd cry ♪
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Right. Uh‐huh.
The diner.
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♪ Smoking clove cigarettes ♪
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♪ Ruthie serving us
cheese fries
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Is that why you guys
always smelled
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like burnt cinnamon?
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♪ Climbing the water tower ♪
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♪ Drunk on whiskey sours ♪
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♪ Stealing the Lard Lad sign ♪
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- That was you guys?
- Yeah.
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♪ Remember the times ♪
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♪ The best times ♪
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♪ Of our lives ♪
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♪ We had nothing but times ♪
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♪ Remember the times ♪
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Okay, I might've missed
some of those specific moments,
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but I'm sure I'll remember
all the other ones.
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What else?
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♪ The kegger at Marge's ♪
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♪ What an epic night ♪
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Wait, there was a party
at my house?
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Where was I?
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♪ She was at
a tech run‐through
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♪ Nowhere in sight ♪
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Guys, that's like,
pretty messed up.
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ I was at that
super killer party, too
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You weren't even in the show.
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♪ Yeah, but I was cool ♪
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♪ Lenny fell off the roof ♪
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‐What?
‐♪
Marge's parents got sued
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♪ And had to file
for bankruptcy
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Is that why I couldn't
go away to college?
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♪ Remember the time ♪
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♪ When Jackie died ♪
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Wait, I thought Jackie moved.
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- ♪ No one saw the signs ♪
-
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♪ Together we cried ♪
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♪ And then we made it
about ourselves
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♪ When the reporter came ♪
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‐What?!
‐♪
He worked for
The Times ♪
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Which one?
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♪ The New York Times ♪
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♪ Such timey times ♪
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How'd I miss all of this?
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♪ We were all together. ♪
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Except me.
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Script notes and sound cues
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♪ They never saw me
as a friend
265
00:11:48,650 --> 00:11:51,656
♪ In my blacks in the backs
of the wings
266
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♪ I was unseen ♪
267
00:11:56,699 --> 00:11:59,571
♪ So much for the magic ♪
268
00:11:59,638 --> 00:12:04,815
♪ No one wants old Marjorie. ♪
269
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I was unpopular and never knew!
270
00:12:12,564 --> 00:12:14,467
All my best memories are ruined.
271
00:12:14,535 --> 00:12:17,473
I wish I had never done
this stupid musical again.
272
00:12:17,541 --> 00:12:21,448
As soon as Sasha showed up,
it was like I didn't exist.
273
00:12:21,515 --> 00:12:23,251
I never liked that Sasha Reed.
274
00:12:23,318 --> 00:12:25,890
Taking pop out of the fridge
without asking...
275
00:12:25,957 --> 00:12:27,426
getting us sued...
276
00:12:28,696 --> 00:12:30,499
Of course!
It's all Sasha's fault.
277
00:12:30,567 --> 00:12:33,773
Someone ought to teach
that Broadway big shot a lesson.
278
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:36,746
Mom, do you
still have a computer?
279
00:12:40,252 --> 00:12:43,960
Last night I made some
very interesting discoveries,
280
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requiring the printing
of a revised playbill.
281
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I'll refer you to page three
282
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♪ To an updated biography ♪
283
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♪ Of which you must see ♪
284
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♪ Certain to change your view ♪
285
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♪ Of the beloved ingenue ♪
286
00:13:05,369 --> 00:13:06,839
♪ Sasha! Poof ♪
287
00:13:06,906 --> 00:13:08,241
♪ The truth ♪
288
00:13:09,177 --> 00:13:12,717
♪ She's never been in
a Broadway musical or play?
289
00:13:12,784 --> 00:13:17,093
♪ She was never in Pippin,
Show Boat,
or
Cabaret? ♪
290
00:13:17,159 --> 00:13:20,700
♪ She didn't sign autographs
at a stage door‐a?
291
00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:25,577
♪ She worked at
the Herald Square Sephora?
292
00:13:25,643 --> 00:13:28,081
♪ Lost hope, gave up
and moved the day
293
00:13:28,148 --> 00:13:31,555
♪ She didn't get a callback
for
Hairspray ♪
294
00:13:31,622 --> 00:13:34,127
♪ She's a fraudway baby ♪
295
00:13:34,193 --> 00:13:35,730
♪ A phony, a fake ♪
296
00:13:35,797 --> 00:13:39,571
♪ She ain't got what it takes ♪
297
00:13:39,638 --> 00:13:41,441
♪ She's a fraudway baby ♪
298
00:13:41,509 --> 00:13:43,880
♪ She doesn't know
Sutton Foster
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00:13:43,946 --> 00:13:45,449
♪ This broad's an imposter ♪
300
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♪ She's had you wrapped
around her finger
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♪ For days ♪
302
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♪ But she's nothing
but a hair‐extentioned
303
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♪ Makeup‐slinging,
Botox‐forehead
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♪ Lying, cheating ♪
305
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♪ Baby fraudway... ♪
306
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So you don't know the people
307
00:14:07,293 --> 00:14:09,998
you said you knew
but who are they?
308
00:14:10,065 --> 00:14:11,869
Marge Bouvier, you're...
309
00:14:11,936 --> 00:14:13,171
mean!
310
00:14:16,612 --> 00:14:20,219
Well, I'm sure you're all
as angry at Sasha as I am,
311
00:14:20,285 --> 00:14:22,356
but now we can wipe
the slate clean
312
00:14:22,423 --> 00:14:25,763
and really come together
as a theater family.
313
00:14:25,830 --> 00:14:28,134
Without Sasha, there's no show.
314
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:31,909
You ruined everything,
you... techie!
315
00:14:31,976 --> 00:14:34,013
But, w‐w‐wait.
She made it all up.
316
00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:35,750
She's a liar!
317
00:14:35,817 --> 00:14:37,687
I think this is
the kind of thing
318
00:14:37,754 --> 00:14:41,528
that makes people not want
to invite you to stuff.
319
00:14:48,609 --> 00:14:50,947
Stupid, ungrateful cast.
320
00:14:51,014 --> 00:14:52,917
Did you sleep at all last night?
321
00:14:52,984 --> 00:14:54,888
"We don't care
that Sasha's a liar."
322
00:14:54,955 --> 00:14:56,725
"We still love her
more than you."
323
00:14:56,792 --> 00:14:59,263
Mo‐om!
Bart replaced my Kashi cereal
324
00:14:59,330 --> 00:15:01,835
with woodchips
from the hamster cage!
325
00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:04,140
So? You didn't notice
till I told you.
326
00:15:04,206 --> 00:15:05,677
‐
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00:15:05,743 --> 00:15:07,947
- What's wrong with Mom?
- Well, kids, your mother has
328
00:15:08,014 --> 00:15:10,853
severely pissed off
all the theater weirdos‐‐
329
00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:12,156
of which I am now one‐‐
330
00:15:12,222 --> 00:15:14,628
but she can't see
it's her fault.
331
00:15:14,695 --> 00:15:16,532
So... are you gonna tell her?
332
00:15:16,598 --> 00:15:21,341
Indeed I am, and there's
only one way to do it.
333
00:15:24,246 --> 00:15:26,250
♪ When your partner's
in a tizzy
334
00:15:26,317 --> 00:15:28,188
♪ Flossing till she's dizzy ♪
335
00:15:28,254 --> 00:15:31,294
♪ Clearly in the wrong,
but certain she's right
336
00:15:31,361 --> 00:15:33,899
♪ It's your responsibility ♪
337
00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:35,536
♪ To imply her culpability ♪
338
00:15:35,603 --> 00:15:39,009
♪ In a way that doesn't
instigate a fight
339
00:15:39,076 --> 00:15:42,149
‐
‐Whoops.
340
00:15:42,216 --> 00:15:44,755
♪ Don't escalate the situation ♪
341
00:15:44,821 --> 00:15:46,391
♪ Or add further complication ♪
342
00:15:46,457 --> 00:15:49,463
♪ Mince your words,
so as never to encroach
343
00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:52,035
♪ Deliver your advice ♪
344
00:15:52,102 --> 00:15:53,639
♪ But make sure to do it nice ♪
345
00:15:53,706 --> 00:15:57,112
♪ For it's best to use
a delicate approach
346
00:15:58,014 --> 00:15:59,785
Marge, darling...
347
00:15:59,851 --> 00:16:01,354
Leave me alone!
348
00:16:01,421 --> 00:16:03,626
Marge, listen!
I'm being delicate!
349
00:16:03,692 --> 00:16:05,462
Oh, are you?
350
00:16:06,464 --> 00:16:08,704
♪ Now, I know you may think
you were just in your actions
351
00:16:08,769 --> 00:16:10,840
♪ But it makes my heart sink
to see your infractions
352
00:16:10,907 --> 00:16:12,787
♪ Your feelings were hurt,
but it's malice you blurt
353
00:16:12,811 --> 00:16:15,516
♪ Your transaction
compels a retraction
354
00:16:17,887 --> 00:16:19,591
Oh, you're right, Homie.
355
00:16:19,658 --> 00:16:21,027
It's all my fault.
356
00:16:21,093 --> 00:16:24,266
I did the one thing
357
00:16:24,333 --> 00:16:27,372
I put myself before the show.
358
00:16:28,475 --> 00:16:29,475
You see, kids?
359
00:16:29,511 --> 00:16:32,216
♪ It's best to use a delicate ♪
360
00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:33,652
♪ Approach. ♪
361
00:16:35,021 --> 00:16:36,825
I have to make things right.
362
00:16:36,892 --> 00:16:38,161
You need to let me see
363
00:16:38,228 --> 00:16:41,234
the cast‐only text chain.
364
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:42,504
Yeah, I don't know.
365
00:16:42,570 --> 00:16:44,975
It's really not cool
for me to share it.
366
00:16:45,041 --> 00:16:47,514
Plus, you wouldn't get
any of the jokes.
367
00:16:47,580 --> 00:16:49,250
You might want
to skip over the stuff
368
00:16:49,316 --> 00:16:50,620
with your name in it.
369
00:16:50,686 --> 00:16:51,955
Sasha hasn't left town.
370
00:16:52,022 --> 00:16:53,659
There's still time.
371
00:16:56,264 --> 00:16:58,167
Why would Marge do that to me?
372
00:16:58,234 --> 00:17:00,138
I was never mean to her.
373
00:17:00,205 --> 00:17:01,675
I never even talked to her!
374
00:17:01,742 --> 00:17:04,648
Yeah, we don't care
that you only sell makeup
375
00:17:04,714 --> 00:17:07,185
and that you're a huge liar.
376
00:17:07,252 --> 00:17:09,490
I miss high school.
377
00:17:09,558 --> 00:17:12,129
Remember the night
of the cast party?
378
00:17:12,195 --> 00:17:15,402
You and me... in the hot tub?
379
00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:17,740
That night really happened?
380
00:17:17,807 --> 00:17:19,143
I thought I imagined it.
381
00:17:19,209 --> 00:17:20,713
It was real.
382
00:17:20,780 --> 00:17:23,251
And I've never had better.
383
00:17:23,318 --> 00:17:24,921
Ah...
384
00:17:24,988 --> 00:17:27,594
Sasha!
Sasha, I'm so sorry.
385
00:17:27,660 --> 00:17:29,496
Once my husband
sang and danced to me
386
00:17:29,564 --> 00:17:32,035
about what I did,
I felt terrible.
387
00:17:32,102 --> 00:17:34,774
I acted like
such a crazy teenager.
388
00:17:34,841 --> 00:17:37,412
All I wanted to do was
recapture my glory days,
389
00:17:37,479 --> 00:17:39,884
when I could've
become anything...
390
00:17:39,951 --> 00:17:41,387
instead of what I really am,
391
00:17:41,454 --> 00:17:43,892
a floor manager at Sephora.
392
00:17:45,095 --> 00:17:46,263
Sales associate.
393
00:17:46,330 --> 00:17:49,303
I guess we both wanted
to be stars again.
394
00:17:50,105 --> 00:17:51,040
There she is.
395
00:17:51,107 --> 00:17:52,175
Probably called us here
396
00:17:52,242 --> 00:17:54,013
to expose the lies
the rest of us put
397
00:17:54,079 --> 00:17:55,650
in our playbill bios.
398
00:17:55,716 --> 00:17:56,952
What lies?
399
00:17:57,019 --> 00:17:59,123
I am
"thrilled to reprise my role
400
00:17:59,189 --> 00:18:01,628
- as Steve/
- Ensemble."
401
00:18:01,695 --> 00:18:03,766
I was supposed
to manage the stage,
402
00:18:03,832 --> 00:18:07,139
but instead I just managed
to screw everything up.
403
00:18:07,205 --> 00:18:09,143
But there's still time
to put on the best show
404
00:18:09,209 --> 00:18:11,147
of the latter part
of our lives.
405
00:18:11,213 --> 00:18:13,752
What do you say?
Should we give it a try?
406
00:18:13,819 --> 00:18:15,155
Oh, why should we?
407
00:18:15,221 --> 00:18:18,394
What has trying
ever gotten anyone?
408
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:23,539
♪ I could've been a crooner ♪
409
00:18:23,605 --> 00:18:25,810
♪ Star of stage and screen ♪
410
00:18:25,876 --> 00:18:27,312
♪ But I'd just as sooner ♪
411
00:18:27,379 --> 00:18:31,020
♪ Drink away my dream ♪
412
00:18:31,087 --> 00:18:33,157
- ♪ Never try. ♪
- Stop!
413
00:18:33,224 --> 00:18:35,295
That's the saddest thing
I've ever heard.
414
00:18:35,361 --> 00:18:39,637
Barney, nobody needs
to do this show more than you.
415
00:18:39,704 --> 00:18:43,177
♪ Except me! ♪
416
00:18:43,244 --> 00:18:44,581
‐
‐Yay!
417
00:18:46,016 --> 00:18:48,054
It's a full house, so...
418
00:18:48,121 --> 00:18:50,993
♪ Places, everybody. ♪
419
00:18:51,060 --> 00:18:53,966
Marge, when I'm onstage
and it's not my turn to talk,
420
00:18:54,032 --> 00:18:56,505
- can I look at my phone?
- No.
421
00:19:13,237 --> 00:19:14,741
It's almost midnight.
422
00:19:14,808 --> 00:19:16,377
What's going to happen?
423
00:19:20,185 --> 00:19:21,120
Oops.
424
00:19:21,187 --> 00:19:22,623
Five, four...
425
00:19:22,690 --> 00:19:25,596
Three, two, one!
426
00:19:27,399 --> 00:19:29,704
‐
‐So the show just ends?
427
00:19:29,771 --> 00:19:30,873
What a cop‐out!
428
00:19:30,940 --> 00:19:32,677
At least at the endof Rent
you get to see
429
00:19:32,743 --> 00:19:34,246
Mimi come back to life.
430
00:19:34,313 --> 00:19:36,150
This is just lazy.
431
00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:39,289
- ♪ ♪
-
432
00:19:41,427 --> 00:19:44,366
Marge, thanks for reminding me
how good it feels
433
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,671
to be a big fish
in a small pond.
434
00:19:46,738 --> 00:19:48,842
I guess that's why
you never left.
435
00:19:48,909 --> 00:19:50,779
Actually, I think
it was because my parents
436
00:19:50,846 --> 00:19:53,785
couldn't afford college
after a lawsuit from a party
437
00:19:53,852 --> 00:19:56,423
you threw at my house
but didn't invite me to.
438
00:19:56,490 --> 00:19:59,296
Such timey times.
439
00:20:03,337 --> 00:20:05,441
Oh, my God, it's really her.
440
00:20:05,509 --> 00:20:07,045
It's Marge Bouvier.
441
00:20:07,112 --> 00:20:09,684
Just ask her.
442
00:20:10,686 --> 00:20:12,990
Um, would you please
sign my prompt bible?
443
00:20:14,259 --> 00:20:15,395
You know me?
444
00:20:15,461 --> 00:20:17,767
You're a stage‐managing icon!
445
00:20:20,539 --> 00:20:22,242
Would you go
to the diner with us?
446
00:20:22,309 --> 00:20:24,346
We'd die to hear
some of your stories.
447
00:20:24,413 --> 00:20:26,584
Invited to the diner.
448
00:20:26,651 --> 00:20:28,822
I'm getting cheese fries!
449
00:20:30,391 --> 00:20:32,128
Cast party at Marge's house!
450
00:20:32,195 --> 00:20:33,932
‐
‐All right!
451
00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:35,736
Theater!
452
00:20:49,096 --> 00:20:52,636
- Y2
- K ♪ Five, four, three,
two, zero, zero, zero
453
00:20:52,703 --> 00:20:54,206
♪ A new millennium ♪
454
00:20:54,272 --> 00:20:57,112
♪ But who will I be? ♪
455
00:20:57,178 --> 00:20:59,082
♪ Five, four, three, two ♪
456
00:20:59,149 --> 00:21:01,420
♪ Way too many zeros ♪
457
00:21:01,487 --> 00:21:03,491
♪ What will the computers ♪
458
00:21:03,558 --> 00:21:05,228
♪ Do to me? ♪
459
00:21:05,294 --> 00:21:07,165
♪ Will there be blackouts? ♪
460
00:21:07,232 --> 00:21:08,502
♪ Chaos? ♪
461
00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:10,506
♪ Motherboards exploding? ♪
462
00:21:10,572 --> 00:21:12,643
♪ Glitches and crashes? ♪
463
00:21:12,710 --> 00:21:14,479
♪ A run on the banks? ♪
464
00:21:14,547 --> 00:21:16,483
♪ Will I have a mortgage? ♪
465
00:21:16,551 --> 00:21:19,524
♪ A family?
A boy and a girl?
466
00:21:19,590 --> 00:21:24,032
♪ What happens
to a two‐digit soul
467
00:21:24,099 --> 00:21:27,907
♪ In a four‐digit world? ♪
468
00:21:29,042 --> 00:21:30,979
Shh!
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