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I don't know about you, but I'm
the kind of person that can get
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99 positive comments and
then 40,000 negative ones
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and only focus on those.
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Why are we like that?
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This is The Premise.
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I hope you enjoy it and if not,
I'm sure you'll know what to do.
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This is, "The Commenter."
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You're exactly where
you're supposed to be.
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Keep your eyes closed...
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and focus on your breath.
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No other thoughts
enter your mind.
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The only sound you hear is
the sound of your breath.
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Breathe‐‐
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in for four,
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out for four,
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and that's all you have to do.
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That's all you ever have to do.
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Now take your time.
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And when you're
ready, open your eyes.
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Congratulate yourself on a
meaningful practice today.
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Namaste.
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If you enjoyed your practice
please follow me on Instagram
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at craft your morning
with a sip of yoga.
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Bang bang.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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I'm teaching Bear to play dead.
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Bang, bang.
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Yay. Good Bear!
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With bang bang, Bear.
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Seriously?
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Why are steel‐cut oats
healthier than other oats?
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I mean, how do
the oats even know
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what they're being cut with?
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I don't know, but I
think you're funny.
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But for real, what
is the difference?
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Mm‐hmm.
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What's this?
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Steel‐cut toast.
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Because you are‐‐
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Miss Generational Inspiration
and you deserve to be
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celebrating yourself
and who you are.
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‐ No, no, no. ‐ Absolutely...
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‐ Every single day. ‐ I'm
so gross and sweaty now.
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Oh, it's not even a real award.
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They just gave it to
me for fundraising.
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Shhh...
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Can't I just love you?
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Just listen to your toast,
you are the fucking best.
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I will see you tonight
with the girls, okay?
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Okay.
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You go change some lives.
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Have a good day.
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Bye. I love you.
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Je t'aime...
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All right, listen up ladies.
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I want you to close
your eyes because
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I'm about to blow your minds.
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Now keep your eyes closed...
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and I want you to try
and scare yourself.
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Come on try.
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See, being scared of
yourself makes no sense.
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You just have to listen
to your inner voice.
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Now, when you write
this week's exercise,
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I want you to remember that
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there is no such
thing as perfect.
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There is only perfectly you.
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Let's show our appreciation.
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Huh?!
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We show! our!
great appreciation!
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For the heroes! who
help! Our strength in education!
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To Cleo.
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Also, to Naomi for
getting into her
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first choice medical school.
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‐ Come on. ‐ Killing it!
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To Beth who spent all last
weekend giving checkups
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to rescue dogs, pro bono.
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But, most importantly to my
beautiful girlfriend Allegra or
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shall I say, "Miss
Generational Inspiration."
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Also, I got us a table at
the Arts Alliance gala,
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so we could go watch
Allegra accept her award.
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Who would I be without you guys?
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Right.
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Okay, hang on.
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Smile like you mean it.
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Oh, I look terrible.
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You look great.
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I really want to go to the‐‐
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So, it's at the New
Orleans Jazz Museum.
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It's like creative
black tie or whatever,
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so no need to dress,
you know, any fancier.
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Okay, cool.
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Hello.
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Ah, I'm so sorry.
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What?
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Oh, what.
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We need to go...
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Avec toi?
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Where?
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Take
it easy man, okay?
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What are you doing, that is not
his blood, that's so obvious.
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You're going to have to go
back to detective school
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young man.
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It's so dumb.
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Come on.
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What's happening?
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She's going to get it but her
partner is slowing her down,
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that's really annoying.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, no, come on.
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So, you saw it?
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Yes.
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Who do you think it is?
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Who cares, just block them.
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No, you're not
supposed to block them,
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that just stirs them up.
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Just ignore it then.
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You have the best smile.
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Sometimes I worry it's
like a grownup version
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of a school photo.
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It's perfect.
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I love that it's
a little crooked.
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It's my favorite.
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I hate that there are
these faceless weirdos on
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the internet that try to
ruin people's happiness.
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It's crazy, you have like 99
beautiful, positive comments
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and you choose to focus
on the one negative one.
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The one that's like,
stupid baloney.
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Don't do it.
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Thank you.
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I will protect you.
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Check my email.
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You have 22 unread
messages from Dermstore.
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Who gave you permission
to be this beautiful?
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Delete.
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From Ayanna M., I
love all these ideas.
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Mark as unread.
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Open those new messages for me.
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New text from Sarah,
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meeting Tinder girl
after dinner, eyes emoji.
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Sarah has changed the
name of the group to,
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excuse me, ma'am,
this is a Whataburger.
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Check those new comments.
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New comment from C101011,
posing with little black kids
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so everyone knows I'm a good‐‐
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Am I doing this right?
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These hashtags, is she
teaching them to write,
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or are they teaching her?
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Hi.
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Excuse me, we have an
open‐door policy in this house.
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I just need one second, sorry.
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That's a beautiful smile.
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You have a beautiful smile,
plus the light, oops...
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I like that one
from your account.
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‐ How do I unlike it? ‐
Oh, just tap it again.
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Isn't this supposed to be how
I feel about the comments,
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not whether you
think the comments
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are objectively right?
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How do you feel
about the comments?
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That they are objectively right.
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That's a thought, not a feeling.
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I feel...
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Um...
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seen‐‐
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and respected.
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You feel respected by these
comments, these comments?
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I feel like I'm being
taken seriously, yes.
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You have a loving partner.
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You have an incredible
supportive group of friends.
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You have all these students
that love and adore you,
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yet you feel that a random
stranger on the internet
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is the one person telling
you the truth about yourself?
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Yeah.
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Do you think you might be
too close to all of this?
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Sure, of course.
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But they're not.
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They're far from it, right?
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If they don't know me?
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Exactly.
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So, I'm too close to it and
they're too far from it.
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Correct.
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So, who am I supposed
to listen to?
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You listen to your heart.
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I am listening to my
heart but when I tell you
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what my heart is saying,
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you're telling me
that I'm wrong.
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You don't know the
intentions of this source.
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Well, what if they're good?
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What if they're bad and
they're still right?
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People listen to
all kinds of things.
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Religion, horoscopes,
tarot cards.
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Nobody judges them.
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This speaks to me.
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Why can't I listen to it?
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I know you feel
you're struggling
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but you're doing
wonderful work here.
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And you're exactly
where you should be.
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Can I have my
phone back, please?
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Hey!
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Ooh, wow, hello.
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Look at this runway model.
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It's not too much?
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No, we love.
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No, no, never.
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You look good.
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What would I do
without you guys?
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Hi.
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Ah, girl.
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Do you really like it?
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Listen, you were perfect and
now, you're just perfecter.
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Look at her.
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Allegra 2.0.
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That's my girl.
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Look at her.
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That's mine.
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Oh, Okay.
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What?
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This...
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This sleaze tilt.
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If you want private
phone time, no problem.
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You just go like this.
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This is legit.
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This is sleazy.
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Oh, great.
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Legit. Valid.
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.
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Hey, I really want to do this
thing together that I read.
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On Goop?
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Not on Goop.
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Something like Goop.
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It's called a burn ceremony
where you write down
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all your fears and everything
you want to let go of and
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then you burn it in
a fire together and
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let go of everything.
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What if I don't want
to burn my fears?
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Why?
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Did I only choose my job
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because I want to seem
like a good person?
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Where is this coming from?
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I don't know.
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Is this that troll talking?
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Are you still reading that shit?
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Allegra, you're literally
about to get an award.
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Miss Generational Inspiration.
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Yeah‐‐
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What is that even?
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Were there other nominees?
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Did I lose it last year?
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Why do you let this
voice get into your head?
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Your life is amazing.
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Everything is going so great.
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They're obviously just jealous.
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I know.
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I know.
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Hey, I don't know who you are
and why you're writing to me but
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I wanted to reach out and say,
you're clearly in pain and
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contrary to your beliefs,
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I am a very happy person
with a very fulfilling and
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satisfying life and I hope
whatever you're looking for,
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you find it.
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I truly feel sorry for you.
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You feel sorry for
yourself, as you should.
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Why are you obsessed with me?
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Why are you obsessed with me?
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You want me to seriously
engage with that question?
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I doubt you're capable of it.
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Obviously, it's because
I'm seeking validation.
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You get validation everywhere.
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You're not seeking that from me.
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00:15:19,615 --> 00:15:24,257
Think harder, if you can do it,
which I don't know if you can.
270
00:15:30,604 --> 00:15:34,377
Okay, I'm seeking an escape
from mindless validation.
271
00:15:35,581 --> 00:15:37,217
Oh, all right.
272
00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:39,922
That's the intelligent
Allegra I wanted to talk to.
273
00:15:41,659 --> 00:15:43,262
Your life still sucks though.
274
00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:47,370
You're all doing perfect.
275
00:15:48,305 --> 00:15:50,042
You can do better than that.
276
00:15:50,577 --> 00:15:54,986
Breathe and release anything
that does not serve you.
277
00:15:55,587 --> 00:15:58,225
I'm trying to see if I
actually exist underneath
278
00:15:58,259 --> 00:15:59,394
all this validation.
279
00:15:59,427 --> 00:16:01,599
You're out of mind, by yourself.
280
00:16:01,633 --> 00:16:02,735
Oh, see?
281
00:16:02,768 --> 00:16:05,741
You're so much smarter when
you're actually challenged.
282
00:16:05,774 --> 00:16:08,379
Self‐love isn't
selfish, it's important.
283
00:16:08,412 --> 00:16:09,447
You know what?
284
00:16:09,481 --> 00:16:11,351
Validation isn't a bad thing.
285
00:16:11,385 --> 00:16:14,090
No one would ever be able
to do anything worthwhile
286
00:16:14,124 --> 00:16:16,228
without encouragement
and support.
287
00:16:17,297 --> 00:16:19,367
People would kill for
friends like these,
288
00:16:19,401 --> 00:16:23,142
for a partner like this, for
a support system like this.
289
00:16:24,512 --> 00:16:26,448
Sit, sit, sit.
290
00:16:26,481 --> 00:16:28,219
Why do you care about me?
291
00:16:28,252 --> 00:16:29,722
Are you someone I know?
292
00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:31,024
I don't care.
293
00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:32,495
It's easy to be honest when
294
00:16:32,528 --> 00:16:34,130
you don't care about somebody.
295
00:16:34,164 --> 00:16:37,170
And you know, unless you abandon
your need for validation,
296
00:16:37,203 --> 00:16:39,675
you will never become who
you're supposed to become.
297
00:16:39,709 --> 00:16:42,280
Allegra, we have a
little trick for you.
298
00:16:42,313 --> 00:16:45,019
You will never be free
to be who you want to be,
299
00:16:45,052 --> 00:16:46,154
who you could be.
300
00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:48,593
You could be saying
this to anyone.
301
00:16:49,294 --> 00:16:52,367
I was bored and went
back on all your posts,
302
00:16:52,568 --> 00:16:54,672
way back when you
wanted to be a writer.
303
00:16:55,172 --> 00:16:56,743
What happened to that, Allegra?
304
00:16:57,243 --> 00:16:59,314
Before you just wrote, "#Goals"
305
00:16:59,347 --> 00:17:02,120
you actually had goals and
wrote in full sentences.
306
00:17:02,387 --> 00:17:03,222
Okay.
307
00:17:03,255 --> 00:17:05,059
Every word you
write, ask yourself,
308
00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:05,961
"Am I full of shit?
309
00:17:05,994 --> 00:17:08,232
Do I even have an inner
voice or am I just
310
00:17:08,265 --> 00:17:10,571
an echo chamber for
other empty people?"
311
00:17:10,604 --> 00:17:13,777
all of us looking for as many
people as possible to say
312
00:17:13,810 --> 00:17:15,781
something nice about
us before we die.
313
00:17:20,624 --> 00:17:23,496
Who are you posting for
anyway, before I came along?
314
00:17:24,532 --> 00:17:26,235
I wasn't posting for anyone.
315
00:17:27,237 --> 00:17:29,040
Everybody posts for somebody,
316
00:17:29,341 --> 00:17:31,078
consciously or unconsciously.
317
00:17:31,278 --> 00:17:32,748
There's someone
you hope sees it.
318
00:17:34,484 --> 00:17:36,488
You can't post without
picturing someone.
319
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:38,526
It's like coming.
320
00:17:48,212 --> 00:17:50,316
You know, what's
fucked up is that
321
00:17:50,349 --> 00:17:52,086
I read all these
self‐help books.
322
00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:52,888
That is fucked up.
323
00:17:52,922 --> 00:17:54,424
That's wonderful,
you're searching.
324
00:17:54,457 --> 00:17:56,596
No, what's fucked up is
even they'll tell you
325
00:17:56,629 --> 00:17:57,641
that you're already great.
326
00:17:57,665 --> 00:18:01,104
Believing in yourself
is an essential part‐‐
327
00:18:01,338 --> 00:18:04,110
Shouldn't there be two sections
in the bookstore, like,
328
00:18:04,545 --> 00:18:06,649
"How To Be A Badass
Bitch" and the sequel is‐‐
329
00:18:06,683 --> 00:18:08,252
"You Are A Badass Bitch".
330
00:18:08,285 --> 00:18:09,522
You're funny.
331
00:18:09,555 --> 00:18:11,291
Anyone ever tell
you you're funny?
332
00:18:12,728 --> 00:18:14,464
Everyone tells me everything.
333
00:18:15,801 --> 00:18:18,740
Sometimes you caption your
photos like you're deathly
334
00:18:18,773 --> 00:18:21,111
afraid someone's going
to tell you're pathetic.
335
00:18:21,144 --> 00:18:23,449
Did you realize you're not
fooling anyone when you
336
00:18:23,482 --> 00:18:25,252
pose in yoga gear,
full makeup, and‐‐
337
00:18:25,286 --> 00:18:27,123
The fact that you
captioned a selfie,
338
00:18:27,156 --> 00:18:29,427
"I stand with my AAPI
brothers and sisters,"
339
00:18:29,461 --> 00:18:30,840
kind of makes me
think you don't have
340
00:18:30,864 --> 00:18:31,942
any AAPI brothers and sisters.
341
00:18:31,966 --> 00:18:33,746
Everyone's doing that
above angle that's supposed
342
00:18:33,770 --> 00:18:34,905
to be flattering‐‐
343
00:18:34,939 --> 00:18:38,145
And, every time you talk about
destroying capitalism you
344
00:18:38,178 --> 00:18:39,891
usually buy something
online later that day.
345
00:18:39,915 --> 00:18:42,220
Why were you a better
writer on LiveJournal at 16
346
00:18:42,253 --> 00:18:43,253
than you are now?
347
00:18:44,925 --> 00:18:46,562
See you Monday, Ms. Allegra.
348
00:18:51,572 --> 00:18:53,777
You made me ask questions
I'd never asked,
349
00:18:53,810 --> 00:18:55,847
pointed out things
no one had told me.
350
00:18:55,881 --> 00:18:58,620
How come no one told me
any of these things before,
351
00:18:58,653 --> 00:19:00,323
because they
couldn't see them or
352
00:19:00,356 --> 00:19:01,693
because they couldn't say them?
353
00:19:01,726 --> 00:19:02,695
Which is worse?
354
00:19:02,728 --> 00:19:05,333
Hey, Meredith just
texted and said you quit.
355
00:19:05,366 --> 00:19:07,938
It's so weird that it's
you who's doing this to me.
356
00:19:07,971 --> 00:19:11,311
Everyone would think I'm crazy
listening to some hater online.
357
00:19:11,579 --> 00:19:14,351
I don't think you'd be listening
to me unless you had to.
358
00:19:14,384 --> 00:19:15,353
What do you mean?
359
00:19:15,386 --> 00:19:17,624
You see someone rooting
around in the trash,
360
00:19:17,658 --> 00:19:19,595
you don't ask, "What
are you looking for?"
361
00:19:19,628 --> 00:19:21,365
You ask, "What did you lose?"
362
00:19:23,536 --> 00:19:24,538
Mmm‐‐ toss.
363
00:19:27,276 --> 00:19:28,276
Toss.
364
00:19:33,489 --> 00:19:34,525
Donate?
365
00:19:35,594 --> 00:19:37,430
So someone else
can throw it out?
366
00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:44,945
Oh, I actually like
that transparent bag.
367
00:19:44,979 --> 00:19:46,214
Yeah, that's legit.
368
00:19:46,448 --> 00:19:47,651
I have the same one.
369
00:20:10,797 --> 00:20:13,703
My love, the first
time I met you,
370
00:20:13,737 --> 00:20:14,737
the first‐‐
371
00:20:18,412 --> 00:20:20,382
the first time I
heard you speak,
372
00:20:20,951 --> 00:20:23,489
I felt like I was hearing
music for the first time.
373
00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:26,228
Like the way it feels
when you're 12 and
374
00:20:26,729 --> 00:20:30,269
you hear a song that instantly
makes you into an adult.
375
00:20:30,504 --> 00:20:32,975
Have we been watching
Garden State?
376
00:20:33,008 --> 00:20:35,714
That cuts straight
through everything else
377
00:20:36,281 --> 00:20:37,450
right to your heart.
378
00:20:37,818 --> 00:20:40,524
That one song that shows
you who you are and
379
00:20:40,557 --> 00:20:41,626
what you want.
380
00:20:45,366 --> 00:20:46,569
You know what's funny?
381
00:20:48,573 --> 00:20:49,842
You know what's funny?
382
00:20:50,977 --> 00:20:52,981
Hey, you know what's funny?
383
00:20:55,854 --> 00:20:57,423
You know what's funny?
384
00:20:59,662 --> 00:21:00,964
You know what's funny?
385
00:21:23,342 --> 00:21:24,545
It's a loser.
386
00:21:24,845 --> 00:21:25,845
Who?
387
00:21:26,949 --> 00:21:28,285
You know who?
388
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:31,893
It's some 300‐pound
loser, sorry to fat shame,
389
00:21:31,926 --> 00:21:33,328
in their mother's basement.
390
00:21:33,362 --> 00:21:34,698
Sorry to income shame.
391
00:21:34,732 --> 00:21:36,502
Gross, ugly, random, like‐‐
392
00:21:37,436 --> 00:21:38,573
No, she isn't.
393
00:21:39,842 --> 00:21:41,311
Male loser.
394
00:21:41,344 --> 00:21:42,514
What the fuck?
395
00:21:42,948 --> 00:21:45,554
Who do you think is
sick in the head enough
396
00:21:45,587 --> 00:21:47,089
to do something like this?
397
00:21:47,123 --> 00:21:48,693
Don't insult her.
398
00:21:50,664 --> 00:21:51,664
What?
399
00:21:53,770 --> 00:21:54,839
So what?
400
00:21:54,872 --> 00:21:58,680
You think it's some super
hot, cool, sexy, awesome,
401
00:21:58,713 --> 00:22:00,517
smart lesbian, and then what?
402
00:22:00,550 --> 00:22:02,821
You're going to move in
together and have babies?
403
00:22:04,558 --> 00:22:05,558
Seriously?
404
00:22:07,865 --> 00:22:08,900
What if she's straight?
405
00:22:08,933 --> 00:22:10,002
It's not about that.
406
00:22:10,035 --> 00:22:11,739
It's about being
taken seriously.
407
00:22:11,772 --> 00:22:13,108
It's about being challenged.
408
00:22:13,141 --> 00:22:14,612
It's about being understood.
409
00:22:14,645 --> 00:22:16,983
It's about being told
the truth, finally.
410
00:22:18,753 --> 00:22:19,822
By a stranger?
411
00:22:19,855 --> 00:22:20,855
Yes.
412
00:22:22,861 --> 00:22:23,963
That's fucked up.
413
00:22:23,997 --> 00:22:26,836
What's fucked up is that it
had to be a stranger, Beth.
414
00:22:27,838 --> 00:22:29,508
All you do is gas me up.
415
00:22:29,542 --> 00:22:31,378
You just tell me
how perfect I am.
416
00:22:31,411 --> 00:22:33,482
Is that all you're capable of,
417
00:22:33,516 --> 00:22:35,520
or is that how honest
you can be, which?
418
00:22:36,956 --> 00:22:38,726
There's a lot I
could say right now.
419
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:39,929
Oh, baby.
420
00:22:39,962 --> 00:22:41,464
Lay it on me.
421
00:22:41,666 --> 00:22:43,703
Tell me something mean and true.
422
00:22:43,736 --> 00:22:44,736
Try.
423
00:22:45,907 --> 00:22:48,680
You're not as smart
as you think you are.
424
00:22:48,713 --> 00:22:51,586
You have like this
intellectual style.
425
00:22:52,554 --> 00:22:53,488
Yeah, you're clever.
426
00:22:53,523 --> 00:22:55,426
You're just‐‐ What?
427
00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:56,862
So sorry.
428
00:22:56,896 --> 00:22:59,835
It's just like watching a
little girl play dress‐up.
429
00:23:02,741 --> 00:23:03,910
I love you so much.
430
00:23:05,045 --> 00:23:07,116
I love you so fucking much.
431
00:23:08,553 --> 00:23:11,157
I wish I could tell you what
was it like to make you happy,
432
00:23:11,191 --> 00:23:12,426
but it's not.
433
00:23:12,961 --> 00:23:14,063
I can't help it.
434
00:23:15,533 --> 00:23:17,103
I think you're the best.
435
00:23:17,136 --> 00:23:21,378
I think you're the smartest,
the most beautiful,
436
00:23:22,113 --> 00:23:24,618
the most exquisite person.
437
00:23:26,121 --> 00:23:27,958
You're one in a million.
438
00:23:27,991 --> 00:23:29,895
You're one in like 10 billion.
439
00:23:32,634 --> 00:23:34,805
You want to know how many
times I've played out
440
00:23:34,838 --> 00:23:36,809
you leaving me for
someone better than me?
441
00:23:37,143 --> 00:23:38,143
All the time.
442
00:23:38,478 --> 00:23:40,416
But for someone who hates you?
443
00:23:41,051 --> 00:23:42,186
That's fucked up.
444
00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:45,860
You can feel however
you want about me.
445
00:23:46,829 --> 00:23:50,670
Don't treat my love like
this because that's unfair.
446
00:23:51,505 --> 00:23:54,912
Please just stop punishing
me for loving you.
447
00:23:55,947 --> 00:23:57,651
I can't help it.
448
00:23:58,519 --> 00:23:59,588
What am I doing?
449
00:24:02,594 --> 00:24:04,565
Hey, hey, hey, come here.
450
00:24:07,638 --> 00:24:08,673
I'm sorry.
451
00:24:09,875 --> 00:24:10,944
I'm so sorry.
452
00:24:25,674 --> 00:24:27,844
Hey, you are the best.
453
00:24:35,092 --> 00:24:36,161
It's fine.
454
00:24:36,762 --> 00:24:37,998
No, it's a little burnt.
455
00:24:38,031 --> 00:24:41,772
I like it when it's more golden
and then it goes like this.
456
00:24:44,310 --> 00:24:48,720
Okay, I am letting go of my
guilt over the animals of
457
00:24:48,753 --> 00:24:51,859
Hurricane Laura that
I couldn't save.
458
00:24:53,128 --> 00:24:57,504
I am letting go of my
need for external‐‐
459
00:24:58,105 --> 00:24:59,173
validation.
460
00:25:05,252 --> 00:25:09,027
I am letting go of my
little OCD around the house,
461
00:25:10,062 --> 00:25:12,801
no offense to anyone
who has OCD, of course.
462
00:25:13,870 --> 00:25:18,111
I am letting go of the fear...
463
00:25:18,913 --> 00:25:20,215
that there is...
464
00:25:21,051 --> 00:25:25,159
someone I should be or
something I should be doing
465
00:25:25,192 --> 00:25:29,535
that isn't in the here and now.
466
00:25:35,179 --> 00:25:36,114
Yes!
467
00:25:38,886 --> 00:25:39,955
Um...
468
00:25:45,900 --> 00:25:47,571
I want to give you something.
469
00:25:55,653 --> 00:25:56,922
What is this?
470
00:26:02,768 --> 00:26:04,738
It's the commentor...
471
00:26:04,772 --> 00:26:05,305
Um...
472
00:26:05,339 --> 00:26:06,341
After I blocked them,
473
00:26:06,374 --> 00:26:09,748
I hired this shady hacker
to track them down and
474
00:26:09,782 --> 00:26:11,685
find where they were
logging in from.
475
00:26:11,719 --> 00:26:13,656
So, that's their location.
476
00:26:14,725 --> 00:26:17,964
Just a random person in
a random office building
477
00:26:17,998 --> 00:26:19,200
in Dallas.
478
00:26:24,277 --> 00:26:25,880
You got them blocked?
479
00:26:27,349 --> 00:26:28,349
Yeah.
480
00:26:31,424 --> 00:26:32,894
You did that for me?
481
00:26:32,928 --> 00:26:33,928
Of course.
482
00:26:34,665 --> 00:26:36,134
I'll do anything for you.
483
00:26:55,239 --> 00:26:57,042
Smart people make
you feel smart,
484
00:26:57,309 --> 00:26:59,648
crazy people make
you feel crazy.
485
00:27:00,382 --> 00:27:02,821
I need to know who you
are to know who I am.
486
00:27:41,765 --> 00:27:44,337
Her smile is as
fake as her life.
487
00:27:44,738 --> 00:27:47,142
Her smile is as
fake as her life.
488
00:27:51,284 --> 00:27:53,856
Her smile is as
fake as her life.
489
00:28:12,226 --> 00:28:14,096
Hey, is there a bathroom?
490
00:28:26,454 --> 00:28:28,191
I knew it, I knew it.
491
00:28:28,225 --> 00:28:30,028
I knew it would be worth it.
492
00:28:30,062 --> 00:28:31,498
I knew I would find you here and
493
00:28:31,532 --> 00:28:34,270
I knew you weren't just
a loser in a basement.
494
00:28:36,474 --> 00:28:38,445
Did you ever think
this would happen?
495
00:28:40,950 --> 00:28:41,950
No.
496
00:28:48,833 --> 00:28:50,803
Can I ask you just one question?
497
00:28:51,371 --> 00:28:52,371
Okay.
498
00:28:54,878 --> 00:28:56,481
What should I do with my life?
499
00:28:59,153 --> 00:29:02,192
You want me, a stranger you
just met in the bathroom
500
00:29:02,226 --> 00:29:04,096
to tell you what to
do with your life?
501
00:29:05,098 --> 00:29:06,098
Yeah.
502
00:29:08,138 --> 00:29:09,908
Are you listening to yourself?
503
00:29:14,851 --> 00:29:17,524
That's a great question.
504
00:29:19,427 --> 00:29:20,462
I just feel‐‐
505
00:29:20,496 --> 00:29:23,468
I don't care what you
meant, I care what I heard.
506
00:29:23,970 --> 00:29:25,405
Let me just look at you.
507
00:29:25,439 --> 00:29:26,439
What?
508
00:29:31,184 --> 00:29:32,186
What?
509
00:29:34,925 --> 00:29:36,327
You look like a troll,
510
00:29:36,895 --> 00:29:38,231
like a pretty little troll.
511
00:29:38,264 --> 00:29:40,503
But whatever else you
think you are you're not.
512
00:29:40,536 --> 00:29:43,375
Your whole life is just a sad
reflection of the people you
513
00:29:43,408 --> 00:29:45,913
choose to obsess over.
514
00:29:45,947 --> 00:29:47,216
Thank you.
515
00:29:47,617 --> 00:29:49,286
I needed to hear that.
516
00:29:56,067 --> 00:29:57,236
I'm going to go now.
517
00:29:57,269 --> 00:29:57,937
Okay.
518
00:29:57,971 --> 00:29:59,808
I'll never forget you and um‐‐
519
00:30:01,277 --> 00:30:02,279
thank you.
520
00:30:03,883 --> 00:30:04,951
Fuck you.
521
00:30:06,354 --> 00:30:07,423
I love you.
522
00:30:10,429 --> 00:30:11,498
I love you.
523
00:30:21,919 --> 00:30:23,254
I'm ready for a new job.
524
00:30:23,488 --> 00:30:25,125
I don't really like kids.
525
00:30:25,493 --> 00:30:27,998
I want to be a writer but
I'm not that good at it.
526
00:30:28,198 --> 00:30:30,168
I think I'll start
a vintage store.
527
00:30:30,202 --> 00:30:31,905
It's lame, but I don't care.
528
00:30:31,939 --> 00:30:35,445
Beth is beautiful and
sexy, but I'm sick of her.
529
00:30:35,646 --> 00:30:36,481
I'm hungry.
530
00:30:36,515 --> 00:30:38,619
Maybe there's a Sonic
on the way back.
531
00:30:38,652 --> 00:30:41,024
I love fast food on the highway,
It always tastes better.
532
00:30:41,057 --> 00:30:42,927
I wonder why? Huh.
533
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That's what my inner
voice sounds like.
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It's a little boring.
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