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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:06,876 PRESTON: I'M PRESTON 2 00:00:07,050 --> 00:00:07,700 WAINWRIGHT AND THIS IS MY 3 00:00:07,877 --> 00:00:09,397 MOM AMANDA. 4 00:00:09,574 --> 00:00:11,144 SHE'S A UNITED STATES POSTAL INSPECTOR WHICH 5 00:00:11,315 --> 00:00:12,835 MEANS SHE SOLVES ANY CRIME THAT USES THE MAIL. 6 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:15,363 MY DAD WAS AN INSPECTOR TOO, ONE OF THE BEST, 7 00:00:15,537 --> 00:00:17,887 UNTIL I LOST HIM AND THE USE OF MY LEGS IN A CAR 8 00:00:18,061 --> 00:00:19,501 ACCIDENT. 9 00:00:19,671 --> 00:00:21,331 NOW I'M FOLLOWING MY OWN DREAM WITH AN INTERNSHIP 10 00:00:21,499 --> 00:00:22,979 IN THE CRIME LAB AND THE HELP OF MY BEST FRIENDS. 11 00:00:23,153 --> 00:00:26,983 TOGETHER WE ARE THE INSPECTORS. 12 00:00:30,247 --> 00:00:32,377 GEORGIA: HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE INSPECTORS. 13 00:00:32,554 --> 00:00:35,434 I'M CHARMIN LEE AND I PLAY DR. GEORGIA DARBY, THE 14 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:38,430 DIRECTOR OF THE NATIONAL FORENSICS LABORATORY; OR 15 00:00:38,603 --> 00:00:40,303 WHAT WE COMMONLY CALL THE CRIME LAB. 16 00:00:40,475 --> 00:00:43,085 TODAY WE'RE LOOKING BACK ON TWO CASES WHERE OUR 17 00:00:43,260 --> 00:00:45,830 INVESTIGATIVE POWERS WERE REALLY PUT TO THE TEST. 18 00:00:46,002 --> 00:00:48,832 FIRST, THE STORY OF A SHADY IMPOSTER WHO WAS 19 00:00:49,005 --> 00:00:51,085 SCAMMING MONEY FROM MILITARY FAMILIES UNDER 20 00:00:51,268 --> 00:00:53,748 THE GUISE OF HONORING OUR COUNTRY'S FALLEN HEROES. 21 00:00:53,923 --> 00:00:57,933 IN THIS CASE INSPECTORS AMANDA WAINWRIGHT AND 22 00:00:58,101 --> 00:01:00,631 MITCH OHLMEYER, WITH THE HELP OF THEIR FAVORITE LAB 23 00:01:00,799 --> 00:01:03,929 DIRECTOR, YOURS TRULY, TRACK DOWN THE CRIMINAL 24 00:01:04,107 --> 00:01:06,277 BEFORE HE MOVES ON TO SCAM AGAIN. 25 00:01:06,457 --> 00:01:09,027 HERE IS "SEMPER FI" 26 00:01:14,683 --> 00:01:16,953 AMANDA: PLEASE TELL US WHAT HAPPENED MR. CRANE. 27 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:19,860 MR. CRANE: I RECEIVED A VERY PERSONAL LETTER FROM 28 00:01:20,036 --> 00:01:22,686 SOME GUY WHO SAID HE SERVED WITH MY KID BROTHER 29 00:01:22,865 --> 00:01:26,775 IN AFGHANISTAN BEFORE HE WAS KILLED, IAD. 30 00:01:26,956 --> 00:01:28,606 MITCH: OH, I'M SORRY. 31 00:01:28,784 --> 00:01:30,874 AMANDA: AND THE INDIVIDUAL WHO CONTACTED YOU, STAFF 32 00:01:31,047 --> 00:01:33,527 SERGEANT LANDIS, WAS THIS YOUR FIRST COMMUNICATION 33 00:01:33,702 --> 00:01:34,662 WITH HIM? 34 00:01:34,833 --> 00:01:36,713 MR. CRANE: YES. 35 00:01:36,879 --> 00:01:38,839 HE WAS ASKING FOR MONEY TO BUILD A MEMORIAL FOR 36 00:01:39,011 --> 00:01:40,581 FALLEN SOLDIERS. 37 00:01:40,752 --> 00:01:42,062 IT SEEMED LIKE A GREAT WAY TO HONOR MY BROTHER. 38 00:01:42,232 --> 00:01:44,152 MITCH: AND THEN? 39 00:01:44,321 --> 00:01:46,411 MR. CRANE: MY PARENTS GOT INVOLVED, WE HAD HIGH 40 00:01:46,584 --> 00:01:48,804 HOPES, THEN WE SENT HIM A BIG CHECK AND WE NEVER 41 00:01:48,978 --> 00:01:50,588 HEARD FROM HIM AGAIN. 42 00:01:50,762 --> 00:01:52,852 AMANDA: WE RAN THE P.O. BOX, IT'S CLOSED. 43 00:01:53,025 --> 00:01:55,115 AND THE CHECK WAS CASHED UNDER A FAKE NAME. 44 00:01:55,289 --> 00:01:57,289 MITCH: THERE ARE A LOT OF THESE SCAMS OUT THERE, BUT 45 00:01:57,465 --> 00:01:59,545 I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SOMEONE WOULD PREY ON THE 46 00:01:59,728 --> 00:02:01,298 FAMILY OF A DEAD SOLDIER. 47 00:02:01,469 --> 00:02:04,249 MR. CRANE: YEAH, IT'S NOT SO MUCH THE MONEY, IT'S 48 00:02:04,428 --> 00:02:06,598 JUST THAT MY FAMILY AND I HAD TO GO THROUGH ALL THAT 49 00:02:06,778 --> 00:02:08,908 PAIN AGAIN FOR NOTHING. 50 00:02:09,085 --> 00:02:11,565 AMANDA: MR. CRANE, WE ARE GOING TO DO EVERYTHING IN 51 00:02:11,740 --> 00:02:13,480 OUR POWER TO MAKE THIS RIGHT. 52 00:02:13,655 --> 00:02:15,655 WE'LL CALL YOU IF WE HAVE MORE QUESTIONS. 53 00:02:15,831 --> 00:02:17,271 MR. CRANE: THANK YOU. 54 00:02:17,441 --> 00:02:19,921 MITCH: THANK YOU FOR COMING IN TODAY. 55 00:02:20,096 --> 00:02:21,656 MR. CRANE: YEAH. 56 00:02:21,837 --> 00:02:25,007 AMANDA: SOUNDS A LOT LIKE THAT CASE THAT WENT COLD 57 00:02:25,188 --> 00:02:26,618 IN MADISON LAST YEAR. 58 00:02:26,798 --> 00:02:28,538 MITCH: YEAH. 59 00:02:28,713 --> 00:02:30,023 YEAH, BUT IF IT'S THE SAME GUY HE'S ASKING FOR A LOT 60 00:02:30,193 --> 00:02:31,593 MORE MONEY THIS TIME. 61 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:33,280 AMANDA: LET'S REOPEN THE FILE. 62 00:02:33,457 --> 00:02:35,417 MITCH: YEP. 63 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:45,953 NOAH: THERE'S A TOUCH OF UNFAIRNESS HERE. 64 00:02:46,122 --> 00:02:47,252 PRESTON: TELL ME ABOUT IT. 65 00:02:47,428 --> 00:02:48,948 I CAN CARRY PIZZA. 66 00:02:49,125 --> 00:02:51,035 I WISH THESE PHI IOTAS WOULD STOP TREATING ME 67 00:02:51,214 --> 00:02:52,784 LIKE A LITTLE KID. 68 00:02:52,955 --> 00:02:54,165 NOAH: YEAH, YOU GOT THE REAL SHORT END OF THE 69 00:02:54,348 --> 00:02:55,648 STICK. 70 00:02:55,827 --> 00:02:57,387 HEY, CAN YOU GIVE MY JEANS A HIKE? 71 00:02:57,568 --> 00:03:00,528 I'M ONE SODA AWAY FROM INDECENT EXPOSURE HERE. 72 00:03:03,748 --> 00:03:05,838 PRESTON: I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE, I'M GONNA GO TALK 73 00:03:06,011 --> 00:03:07,451 TO THEM. 74 00:03:07,622 --> 00:03:08,882 NOAH: PRESTON, WAIT, I WOULDN'T DO THAT. 75 00:03:09,058 --> 00:03:12,578 AND THERE GO THE PANTS. 76 00:03:14,716 --> 00:03:17,326 PRESTON: [Coughs] 77 00:03:17,501 --> 00:03:20,111 MALE 2: OH, PLEDGE ON WHEELS. GOT MY SALAD? 78 00:03:20,287 --> 00:03:21,637 PRESTON: YEAH. 79 00:03:21,810 --> 00:03:25,160 MALE: OKAY, YOU'RE DONE FOR THE DAY. 80 00:03:25,335 --> 00:03:26,895 WE'LL CONTACT YOU LATER ABOUT YOUR NEXT 81 00:03:27,076 --> 00:03:28,726 ASSIGNMENT. 82 00:03:28,904 --> 00:03:30,434 PRESTON: YEAH, YOU KNOW, ABOUT THAT, I JUST WANT TO 83 00:03:30,601 --> 00:03:31,781 LET YOU GUYS KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO GIVE ME ANY 84 00:03:31,950 --> 00:03:33,650 SPECIAL TREATMENT. 85 00:03:33,822 --> 00:03:34,822 MALE: WHAT KIND OF SPECIAL TREATMENT WOULD WE GIVE 86 00:03:34,997 --> 00:03:36,647 YOU? 87 00:03:36,825 --> 00:03:37,955 PRESTON: I JUST ROLLED ACROSS CAMPUS WITH A SALAD 88 00:03:38,130 --> 00:03:40,480 AND THOSE GUYS ARE...WELL... 89 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:47,745 MALE: YEAH, WELL YOU KNOW, HEY, YOUR PLEDGE PLAN IS 90 00:03:47,923 --> 00:03:49,363 MORE OF A MENTAL TRIAL. 91 00:03:49,533 --> 00:03:51,063 MALE 2: YEAH, LESS OF A PHYSICAL THING. 92 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:52,321 MALE: RIGHT. 93 00:03:52,493 --> 00:03:53,843 PRESTON: OKAY. 94 00:03:54,016 --> 00:03:55,536 I GET IT, I'M IN A WHEELCHAIR, YOU'RE 95 00:03:55,713 --> 00:03:57,063 UNCOMFORTABLE BUT YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE TO BE. 96 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:58,667 I WANT YOU TO TREAT ME LIKE EVERY OTHER PLEDGE. 97 00:03:58,847 --> 00:04:03,547 MALE: [Laugh] OKAY. 98 00:04:03,721 --> 00:04:07,771 THERE YOU GO. 99 00:04:07,943 --> 00:04:10,033 HAVE A NICE DAY MAN. 100 00:04:10,206 --> 00:04:11,206 PRESTON: THANKS BROTHERS. 101 00:04:14,166 --> 00:04:16,076 MITCH: CHECK YOUR EMAIL. 102 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:18,346 BASED ON THE FORENSIC EXAM OF THE LETTERS I THINK WE 103 00:04:18,519 --> 00:04:20,519 FOUND FOUR FAMILIES THIS GUY IS CURRENTLY SCAMMING. 104 00:04:20,695 --> 00:04:21,735 AMANDA: FOUR. 105 00:04:21,913 --> 00:04:23,183 STILL NO POSITIVE ID. 106 00:04:23,350 --> 00:04:24,870 MITCH: YEAH, I KNOW. 107 00:04:25,047 --> 00:04:26,697 GOTTA GIVE IT TO HIM, HE MUST BE VERY CONVINCING. 108 00:04:26,875 --> 00:04:28,265 AMANDA: PEOPLE JUST LET THEIR GUARDS DOWN WHEN 109 00:04:28,442 --> 00:04:30,102 THEY SEE THAT MILITARY LETTERHEAD. 110 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:31,360 PLUS HE'S GOT THE DETAILS TO SPIN A CONVINCING STORY 111 00:04:31,532 --> 00:04:33,062 EVERY TIME. 112 00:04:33,229 --> 00:04:36,189 SO MANY FAMILIES HAVE LOST SONS AND DAUGHTERS 113 00:04:36,363 --> 00:04:38,103 OVERSEAS, IT'S HARD TO KNOW WHO HE'LL TARGET 114 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:39,368 NEXT. 115 00:04:39,540 --> 00:04:41,670 GOTTA STOP HIM. 116 00:04:41,846 --> 00:04:43,196 CALL ME IF YOU FIND ANYMORE. 117 00:04:43,370 --> 00:04:44,850 MITCH: YEAH OKAY. 118 00:04:45,023 --> 00:04:47,113 PRESTON: IT'S A PLEDGE THING. 119 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,157 I HAVE TO DRESS UP LIKE MARILYN MONROE AND SING 120 00:04:49,332 --> 00:04:51,642 DANNY BOY IN FRONT OF MY ENTIRE GEOLOGY CLASS. 121 00:04:51,813 --> 00:04:54,123 AMANDA: YOU KNOW, I HAVE A NICE SET OF PEARLS THAT'LL 122 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:55,864 REALLY HELP SELL THAT OUTFIT. 123 00:04:56,034 --> 00:04:57,994 PRESTON: ARE THOSE PICTURES FROM THE MILITARY 124 00:04:58,167 --> 00:04:59,387 SCAM? 125 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:00,470 AMANDA: JUST SOME WORK I BROUGHT HOME. 126 00:05:00,648 --> 00:05:02,388 NOAH: HEY MS. WAINWRIGHT. 127 00:05:02,563 --> 00:05:05,173 IT'S ME, NOAH. 128 00:05:05,348 --> 00:05:07,218 AMANDA: MASTER OF DISGUISE. 129 00:05:07,394 --> 00:05:10,054 PRESTON: MAYBE THESE MILITARY GUYS HAVE 130 00:05:10,222 --> 00:05:11,832 SOMETHING IN COMMON. 131 00:05:12,007 --> 00:05:13,917 NOAH: I'M GONNA TAKE A WILD GUESS HERE, THEY WERE 132 00:05:14,096 --> 00:05:15,786 ALL IN THE MILITARY. 133 00:05:15,967 --> 00:05:17,837 PRESTON: IF THAT WAS THE KEY MY MOM WOULD HAVE THIS 134 00:05:18,013 --> 00:05:19,193 GUY ALREADY. 135 00:05:19,362 --> 00:05:20,932 NOAH: DUDE, WE GOTTA GET THAT SONG. 136 00:05:21,103 --> 00:05:23,453 I HAD TO WAKE UP AT 5:00 A.M. TO GUARD THE HOUSE 137 00:05:23,627 --> 00:05:24,927 FRIDGE FOR THE SENIORS. 138 00:05:25,107 --> 00:05:26,667 I DON'T WANNA KEEP DOING THAT. 139 00:05:26,848 --> 00:05:28,548 THEY WOULDN'T EVEN LET ME HAVE A SNACK AND I'M 140 00:05:28,719 --> 00:05:30,369 STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO THE REFRIGERATOR. 141 00:05:30,547 --> 00:05:31,717 PRESTON: THERE'S SOMETHING THAT WE'RE NOT LOOKING AT. 142 00:05:31,896 --> 00:05:33,246 WHAT ARE WE MISSING HERE? 143 00:05:33,420 --> 00:05:35,600 NOAH: OUR OPPORTUNITY TO HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE? 144 00:05:35,770 --> 00:05:37,820 WE NEED TO HAVE EXPERIENCES ONLY OUR 145 00:05:37,989 --> 00:05:40,469 FELLOW BROTHERS WILL KNOW ABOUT; LIBERTY, 146 00:05:40,644 --> 00:05:42,344 FRATERNITY, SORORITY. 147 00:05:42,516 --> 00:05:44,646 PRESTON: THAT'S IT. 148 00:05:48,652 --> 00:05:51,572 PRESTON: HEY MA, HERE'S A THOUGHT ABOUT YOUR CASE. 149 00:05:51,742 --> 00:05:53,352 IT MIGHT BE SOMETHING, IT MIGHT NOT, BUT JUST LET ME 150 00:05:53,527 --> 00:05:55,047 SAY IT. 151 00:05:55,224 --> 00:05:56,094 MAYBE YOUR VICTIMS HAVE A CONNECTION BESIDES THE 152 00:05:56,268 --> 00:05:57,008 MILITARY. 153 00:05:57,182 --> 00:05:58,182 AMANDA: YEAH? 154 00:05:58,358 --> 00:05:59,878 LIKE WHAT? 155 00:06:00,055 --> 00:06:01,265 PRESTON: I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE A SPORTS TEAM OR 156 00:06:01,448 --> 00:06:02,878 THEY WENT TO COLLEGE TOGETHER. 157 00:06:03,058 --> 00:06:04,708 AMANDA: NONE OF OUR VICTIMS ATTENDED COLLEGE, 158 00:06:04,886 --> 00:06:05,536 THEY WENT STRAIGHT INTO THE MILITARY SO THAT RULES 159 00:06:05,713 --> 00:06:06,803 OUT FRATERNITIES. 160 00:06:06,975 --> 00:06:08,795 BUT GOOD THINKING HONEY. 161 00:06:08,977 --> 00:06:10,197 THANKS FOR THE IDEA. 162 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:13,720 SEE, BLONDES ARE SMART. 163 00:06:30,955 --> 00:06:32,825 AMANDA: EASTMAN ACADEMY OPERATED FOR ABOUT 5 YEARS 164 00:06:33,001 --> 00:06:34,521 IN CONNECTICUT BEFORE CLOSING DOWN. 165 00:06:34,698 --> 00:06:36,348 IT WAS HIGH PROFILE SO PARENTS FROM ALL OVER THE 166 00:06:36,526 --> 00:06:38,396 COUNTRY SENT THEIR WAYWARD TEENS THERE OVER SUMMER. 167 00:06:38,572 --> 00:06:40,182 MITCH: LIKE A SCARED STRAIGHT PROGRAM. 168 00:06:40,356 --> 00:06:42,006 AMANDA: GET THIS, THE PLACE WAS A PIPELINE TO 169 00:06:42,184 --> 00:06:43,884 THE ARMED FORCES AND NATIONAL GUARD. 170 00:06:44,055 --> 00:06:46,445 MITCH: SO ONE OF THESE GUYS IS USING HIS INTIMATE 171 00:06:46,623 --> 00:06:48,323 KNOWLEDGE OF HIS OLD BUDDIES TO PULL THIS OFF, 172 00:06:48,495 --> 00:06:50,015 BUT WHICH ONE? 173 00:06:50,192 --> 00:06:52,152 AMANDA: ASIDE FROM OUR FOUR VICTIMS THESE TWO 174 00:06:52,324 --> 00:06:54,634 DIED IN NON-MILITARY CIRCUMSTANCES. 175 00:06:54,805 --> 00:06:57,235 THIS GUY IS WITH THE FBI SO HE'S PROBABLY SAFE. 176 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,897 THESE TWO HAVE BEEN SERVING IN IRAQ OR 177 00:07:00,071 --> 00:07:01,901 AFGHANISTAN FOR AT LEAST THE LAST FIVE MONTHS; I'D 178 00:07:02,073 --> 00:07:03,553 SAY THAT MAKES THEM UNLIKELY. 179 00:07:03,727 --> 00:07:06,027 THAT LEAVES US WITH THESE THREE; ARNOLD ROTH, 180 00:07:06,208 --> 00:07:07,908 RICHARD CURR AND CLAY WILLIAMS. 181 00:07:08,079 --> 00:07:11,689 WILLIAMS' VEHICLE WAS HIT BY A LANDMINE LAST YEAR, 182 00:07:11,866 --> 00:07:13,346 KILLED HIM AND TWO OTHERS. 183 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:14,910 MITCH: WHAT, SO YOU THINK HIS FAMILY IS NEXT? 184 00:07:15,086 --> 00:07:17,086 AMANDA: I DON'T KNOW, BUT BOOKED A FLIGHT TO 185 00:07:17,262 --> 00:07:19,132 YOUNGSTOWN WHERE HIS PARENTS LIVE JUST IN CASE 186 00:07:19,308 --> 00:07:20,918 WE CAN GET THERE FIRST. 187 00:07:21,092 --> 00:07:25,712 MITCH: ALRIGHT. WELL I'LL TRACK DOWN ROTH AND CURR. 188 00:07:31,625 --> 00:07:33,405 AMANDA: WHAT HAVE YOU GOT FOR ME MITCH? 189 00:07:33,583 --> 00:07:36,063 MITCH: HEY, RICHARD CURR IS ALIVE AND WELL LIVING 190 00:07:36,238 --> 00:07:37,668 IN HIS MOM AND DAD'S ATTIC. 191 00:07:37,848 --> 00:07:38,848 AMANDA: COULD HE BE RUNNING THE SCAM FROM 192 00:07:39,023 --> 00:07:40,243 THERE? 193 00:07:40,416 --> 00:07:41,716 Mitch: WELL, IT'S POSSIBLE. 194 00:07:41,896 --> 00:07:43,546 BUT I JUST DON'T THINK HE'S THE TYPE. 195 00:07:43,724 --> 00:07:45,474 YOU KNOW, MAYBE WE CAN PUT ANOTHER AGENT ON HIM TO 196 00:07:45,639 --> 00:07:47,379 KEEP AN EYE ON HIM WHILE I GO CHECK OUT ROTH. 197 00:07:47,554 --> 00:07:49,124 AMANDA: HANG ON MITCH. 198 00:07:49,294 --> 00:07:50,644 MRS. WILLIAMS, I'M HERE CONCERNING YOUR SON CLAY. 199 00:07:50,818 --> 00:07:52,598 MRS. WILLIAMS: ABOUT THE MEMORIAL? 200 00:07:52,776 --> 00:07:54,866 YOU'RE NOT TOO LATE, WE'RE HOSTING A Q&A WITH THE 201 00:07:55,039 --> 00:07:56,389 SERGEANT ON FRIDAY. 202 00:07:56,563 --> 00:07:57,563 AMANDA: SERGEANT? 203 00:07:57,738 --> 00:07:59,298 MRS. WILLIAMS: YES. 204 00:07:59,479 --> 00:07:59,999 AMANDA: DROP EVERYTHING MITCH, IT'S ROTH AND HE'S 205 00:08:00,175 --> 00:08:01,695 HERE. 206 00:08:01,872 --> 00:08:03,092 MRS. WILLIAMS, I HAVE SOME NEWS FOR YOU... 207 00:08:09,445 --> 00:08:11,395 MAN: YO, NORMA JEAN. 208 00:08:11,578 --> 00:08:13,278 PRESTON: SIR, YES SIR? 209 00:08:13,449 --> 00:08:15,889 MALE: BRO, THAT WAS CLASSIC BRO, YOU NAILED 210 00:08:16,060 --> 00:08:17,580 DANNY BOY. 211 00:08:17,758 --> 00:08:18,928 YOUR PROFESSOR LOOKED LIKE HER HEAD WAS GONNA 212 00:08:19,107 --> 00:08:20,627 EXPLODE. 213 00:08:20,804 --> 00:08:22,334 PRESTON: YEAH, THAT WAS PRETTY SWEET BRO. 214 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:24,632 MALE: HEY, LOOK, I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU THIS 215 00:08:24,808 --> 00:08:26,768 UNTIL TRIAL IS OVER BUT I MEAN I'M THE PRESIDENT. 216 00:08:26,941 --> 00:08:28,731 LOOK, WE HAD A MEETING LAST NIGHT AND YOU MADE 217 00:08:28,899 --> 00:08:30,069 THE CUT. 218 00:08:30,248 --> 00:08:31,288 PRESTON: I DID? 219 00:08:31,467 --> 00:08:32,897 MALE: YEAH, YEAH. 220 00:08:33,077 --> 00:08:34,597 LOOK, IT'S NOT OFFICIAL UNTIL TONIGHT BUT LET ME 221 00:08:34,775 --> 00:08:35,945 BE THE FIRST TO SAY WELCOME TO PHI IOTA RO. 222 00:08:36,124 --> 00:08:37,264 PRESTON: THAT'S AWESOME MAN. 223 00:08:37,429 --> 00:08:38,519 YOU TELL NOAH YET? 224 00:08:38,692 --> 00:08:40,262 MALE: WHO'S THAT? 225 00:08:40,432 --> 00:08:41,702 PRESTON: MY FRIEND, THE GUY THAT PLEDGED WITH ME. 226 00:08:41,869 --> 00:08:43,309 MALE: OH, NO, HE'S OUT, YOU'RE IN. 227 00:08:43,479 --> 00:08:45,349 HEY LOOK, HE'LL BE FINE. 228 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:48,655 YOU'LL SEE HIM AROUND AT PARTIES, OR NOT. 229 00:08:48,832 --> 00:08:50,532 COME ON MAN, LET'S GO CELEBRATE. 230 00:08:50,704 --> 00:08:53,664 OH, WHAT'S UP? 231 00:08:53,837 --> 00:08:54,967 WHAT'S WRONG? 232 00:08:55,143 --> 00:08:58,673 PRESTON: I'M OUT. 233 00:08:58,842 --> 00:09:01,722 MALE: [Laughs] WHAT DO YOU MEAN BRO? 234 00:09:01,889 --> 00:09:03,499 PRESTON: LOOK, YOU'VE BEEN PUSHING ME AROUND ALL WEEK 235 00:09:03,673 --> 00:09:05,113 WHICH IS...WHICH IS REALLY NICE 'CAUSE SOMETIMES MY 236 00:09:05,283 --> 00:09:07,023 ARMS COULD USE A BREAK. 237 00:09:07,198 --> 00:09:10,768 BUT I GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE AND A FRAT HOUSE 238 00:09:10,941 --> 00:09:12,861 WITHOUT NOAH IS A FRAT HOUSE WITHOUT ME. 239 00:09:13,030 --> 00:09:14,550 MALE: YOU'RE MAKING A MISTAKE. 240 00:09:14,728 --> 00:09:16,508 YOU SURE YOU WANNA DO THIS? 241 00:09:16,686 --> 00:09:18,506 LOOK, EVERYONE KNOWS WE'RE NUMBER ONE ON CAMPUS. 242 00:09:18,688 --> 00:09:20,518 PRESTON: YEAH, I'M SURE. 243 00:09:20,690 --> 00:09:24,690 MALE: ALRIGHT. 244 00:09:24,868 --> 00:09:26,778 GONNA NEED YOUR BADGE. 245 00:09:26,957 --> 00:09:31,607 AND YOUR FISH. 246 00:09:31,788 --> 00:09:35,048 THE FISH, GIVE ME THE FISH. 247 00:09:43,408 --> 00:09:44,928 PRESTON: OH WELL. 248 00:09:49,545 --> 00:09:51,715 ROTH: THANK YOU ALL FOR BEING HERE. 249 00:09:51,895 --> 00:09:54,065 MY NAME IS SERGEANT JOE KAMISKY AND I SERVED WITH 250 00:09:54,245 --> 00:09:57,025 THE MAN WE ALL KNEW AND CARED FOR, CLAY WILLIAMS. 251 00:09:57,205 --> 00:10:00,075 I'M HERE TO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS YOU MIGHT HAVE 252 00:10:00,251 --> 00:10:01,911 ABOUT THE MONUMENT WE'RE ALL GONNA BUILD TOGETHER 253 00:10:02,079 --> 00:10:03,859 SO PLEASE, FIRE AWAY. 254 00:10:04,038 --> 00:10:06,738 MITCH: YEAH, I HAVE A QUESTION. 255 00:10:06,910 --> 00:10:09,830 DO THE RULES OF ENGAGEMENT APPLY IN FEDERAL PRISON? 256 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,830 ROTH: I'M NOT SURE WHAT YOU MEAN. 257 00:10:12,002 --> 00:10:13,922 AMANDA: ARNOLD ROTH, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR 258 00:10:14,091 --> 00:10:15,351 MAIL AND WIRE FRAUD. 259 00:10:15,527 --> 00:10:16,787 PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK. 260 00:10:16,964 --> 00:10:17,924 ROTH: HOLD ON A SECOND, WAIT. 261 00:10:18,095 --> 00:10:19,525 HOLD ON. 262 00:10:19,706 --> 00:10:21,226 I'M SORRY FOLKS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT. 263 00:10:21,403 --> 00:10:22,363 MITCH: THESE WERE MEN OF HONOR AND YOU ARE NOT FIT 264 00:10:22,534 --> 00:10:24,104 TO SPIT-SHINE THEIR BOOTS. 265 00:10:24,275 --> 00:10:25,705 AMANDA: LET'S GO. 266 00:10:25,886 --> 00:10:27,276 MITCH: YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. 267 00:10:27,452 --> 00:10:28,892 ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU 268 00:10:29,063 --> 00:10:32,243 IN A COURT OF LAW. 269 00:10:34,111 --> 00:10:35,771 AMANDA: FOR ALL THE PAIN HE'S CAUSED HE DESERVES 270 00:10:35,939 --> 00:10:37,679 EVERYTHING HE'S GOT COMING TO HIM AND MORE. 271 00:10:37,854 --> 00:10:39,334 MITCH: ACTUALLY HE'S PROBABLY SAFER WITH US. 272 00:10:39,508 --> 00:10:41,598 I THINK MR. WILLIAMS WAS READY TO GO TOE-TO-TOE 273 00:10:41,771 --> 00:10:43,211 WITH HIM RIGHT THERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LIVING 274 00:10:43,381 --> 00:10:44,861 ROOM. 275 00:10:45,035 --> 00:10:46,425 AMANDA: I GUESS NOW WE JUST HAVE TO HOPE HE 276 00:10:46,602 --> 00:10:47,172 DIDN'T SPEND ALL THAT DIRTY MONEY ON HIS FANCY 277 00:10:47,342 --> 00:10:48,742 UNIFORMS. 278 00:10:48,909 --> 00:10:49,909 MITCH: EH, HE SURE LOOKED LIKE A MARINE. 279 00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:51,134 AMANDA: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 280 00:10:51,302 --> 00:10:52,742 MITCH: YEAH. 281 00:10:52,913 --> 00:10:55,663 THANK YOU. 282 00:11:07,928 --> 00:11:09,408 GEORGIA: WELCOME BACK. 283 00:11:09,581 --> 00:11:11,151 AS WE'VE SEEN IN RECENT YEARS SOCIAL MEDIA 284 00:11:11,322 --> 00:11:13,062 PROVIDES US WITH A GREAT WAY TO CONNECT WITH 285 00:11:13,237 --> 00:11:14,587 PEOPLE. 286 00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:16,461 SOMETIMES TO FIND FRIENDSHIP OR EVEN LOVE. 287 00:11:16,632 --> 00:11:19,462 BUT BE CAREFUL, INTERNET SCAMMERS CAN USE SOCIAL 288 00:11:19,635 --> 00:11:21,585 MEDIA TO CONVINCE UNWITTING USERS TO SEND 289 00:11:21,768 --> 00:11:23,288 THEM MONEY. 290 00:11:23,465 --> 00:11:25,205 AS WE SEE IN OUR NEXT STORY, THE INSPECTORS TRY 291 00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:27,470 TO BEAT AN ON-LINE CROOK AT HIS OWN GAME. 292 00:11:27,643 --> 00:11:31,263 HERE IS "THE HEART IS A LONELY SCAMMER." 293 00:11:36,739 --> 00:11:39,999 MR. SYKES: I KNOW IT WAS ONLY ON-LINE BUT I FELT 294 00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:42,477 LIKE WE HAD A REAL CONNECTION, LIKE I COULD 295 00:11:42,658 --> 00:11:44,528 BE MYSELF WITH HER. 296 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:47,494 MAN WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL; I MEAN WAY OUT OF MY LEAGUE. 297 00:11:47,663 --> 00:11:49,453 AMANDA: SO WHAT HAPPENED? 298 00:11:49,621 --> 00:11:52,021 MR. SYKES: ONE DAY SHE TOLD ME HER BROTHER HAD 299 00:11:52,189 --> 00:11:53,889 GOTTEN IN A CAR ACCIDENT AND ALL HIS MONEY WAS TIED 300 00:11:54,061 --> 00:11:55,451 UP BECAUSE OF IT. 301 00:11:55,627 --> 00:11:57,237 AMANDA: GO ON. 302 00:11:57,412 --> 00:11:59,372 MR. SYKES: WELL THEIR MOTHER HAD ALZHEIMER'S AND 303 00:11:59,544 --> 00:12:01,944 SHE NEEDED MONEY TO COVER THE COST OF HER FACILITY. 304 00:12:02,112 --> 00:12:03,812 MITCH: AND YOU FELT SORRY FOR HER? 305 00:12:03,984 --> 00:12:05,464 MR. SYKES: THEY WERE GONNA TOSS HER OUT ON THE 306 00:12:05,637 --> 00:12:06,987 STREET. 307 00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:07,941 MITCH: WELL, WHAT DID THAT COST YOU? 308 00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:09,728 MR. SYKES: $2,500. 309 00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:11,513 I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST HER. 310 00:12:11,687 --> 00:12:13,167 I'D ALREADY LOANED HER $1,000 BUCKS AND SHE PAID 311 00:12:13,341 --> 00:12:14,781 IT BACK TO ME WITHIN A COUPLE OF WEEKS. 312 00:12:14,951 --> 00:12:16,341 MITCH: YEAH, YOU KNOW HOW SHE DID THAT? 313 00:12:16,518 --> 00:12:18,218 SENT YOU BACK YOUR OWN MONEY. 314 00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:20,259 AMANDA: IT'S A PRETTY COMMON SCAM. 315 00:12:20,435 --> 00:12:23,865 MR. SYKES: I FEEL LIKE SUCH AN IDIOT. 316 00:12:24,047 --> 00:12:26,137 AMANDA: CRIMINALS LIKE THIS PREY ON PEOPLE 317 00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:27,830 WILLING TO LEND A HELPING HAND. 318 00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:29,708 YOU HAVE NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. 319 00:12:29,879 --> 00:12:32,749 I PROMISE YOU MR. SYKES WE'LL DO EVERYTHING 320 00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:36,486 POSSIBLE TO MAKE SURE THIS IS HER LAST SCAM. 321 00:12:37,713 --> 00:12:39,983 MITCH: OKAY, I GOT MY FAKE PROFILE SET UP. 322 00:12:40,150 --> 00:12:41,720 TIME TO BAIT THE HOOK. 323 00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:45,421 HEY BEAUTIFUL, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOU DAY... 324 00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:47,070 YEAH, DAY AND NIGHT. 325 00:12:47,244 --> 00:12:50,034 WHAT? 326 00:12:50,204 --> 00:12:53,034 AMANDA: I'M SORRY BUT I JUST... 327 00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:55,557 SEEMS A LITTLE CHEESY YOU KNOW, EVEN FOR ON-LINE 328 00:12:55,731 --> 00:12:56,821 DATING. 329 00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:58,433 MITCH: WHAT? 330 00:12:58,603 --> 00:13:00,083 WOMEN LOVE BEING TOLD THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL. 331 00:13:00,257 --> 00:13:01,817 AMANDA: SURE, BUT NOT RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE. 332 00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:03,168 OUR PERP IS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WITH A LITTLE 333 00:13:03,347 --> 00:13:04,037 VULNERABILITY DON'T YOU THINK? 334 00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:05,478 MITCH: NO, NO. 335 00:13:05,654 --> 00:13:07,224 WOMEN LIKE MEN WHO ARE CONFIDENT. 336 00:13:07,395 --> 00:13:08,565 LISTEN, I WAS QUITE THE LADIES' MAN BACK IN THE 337 00:13:08,744 --> 00:13:09,884 DAY SO... 338 00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:11,700 AMANDA: I BET YOU WERE. 339 00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:13,398 LOOK, I'M JUST SAYING THAT IN THIS CASE I THINK WE 340 00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:15,185 NEED TO COME OFF AS SWEET, MAYBE EVEN A LITTLE 341 00:13:15,359 --> 00:13:17,009 DESPERATE. 342 00:13:17,187 --> 00:13:18,707 MITCH: OH, YOU'RE TAKING ALL THE ROMANCE OUT OF IT. 343 00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:20,275 AMANDA: THIS ISN'T ABOUT ROMANCE, WE NEED TO CATCH 344 00:13:20,451 --> 00:13:22,111 THIS PERSON BEFORE SHE RIPS SOMEONE ELSE OFF. 345 00:13:22,279 --> 00:13:24,369 MITCH: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, WHY DON'T YOU MAKE YOUR 346 00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:26,942 OWN PROFILE AND THEN WE'LL SEE WHO GETS THE GIRL. 347 00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:29,590 AMANDA: CARE TO MAKE A FRIENDLY WAGER? 348 00:13:29,765 --> 00:13:31,245 MITCH: LOSER BUYS LUNCH. 349 00:13:31,419 --> 00:13:33,859 AMANDA: YOU'RE ON. 350 00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:36,595 GEORGIA: SO OUR PERP IS USING THE SAME PICTURE 351 00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:38,382 ACROSS SEVERAL DATING SITES. 352 00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:39,816 SHE'S JUST MANIPULATING IT USING PHOTOSHOP TO MATCH 353 00:13:39,993 --> 00:13:41,343 THE NEEDS OF EACH ONE. 354 00:13:41,516 --> 00:13:43,386 PRESTON: HEY MOM, GEORGIA. 355 00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:44,691 AMANDA: HEY HONEY. 356 00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:46,427 GEORGIA: HEY PRESTON. 357 00:13:46,608 --> 00:13:47,088 PRESTON: WHAT ARE YOU TWO BEAUTIFUL LADIES WORKING 358 00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:48,701 ON? 359 00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:50,221 AMANDA: OOH, SOMEONE'S IN A GOOD MOOD TODAY. 360 00:13:50,394 --> 00:13:51,004 PRESTON: SOMEBODY HIT 17 BULLSEYES AT THE RANGE 361 00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:52,088 THIS MORNING. 362 00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:53,916 GEORGIA: BULLSEYES? 363 00:13:54,094 --> 00:13:54,664 AMANDA: PRESTON'S ADDED ARCHERY TO AN ALREADY FULL 364 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:55,624 SCHEDULE. 365 00:13:55,791 --> 00:13:57,361 GEORGIA: ARCHERY? 366 00:13:57,532 --> 00:13:59,102 I THINK THAT'S GREAT. 367 00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:00,103 I'M GLAD TO HEAR YOU'RE HAVING FUN AT SCHOOL. 368 00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:01,624 PRESTON: MMM HMM. 369 00:14:01,797 --> 00:14:03,187 ALRIGHT, SO WHAT ARE WE WORKING ON? 370 00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:04,894 GEORGIA: CLUES FROM A CATFISHING SCAM. 371 00:14:05,061 --> 00:14:06,151 PRESTON: LIKE ON-LINE DATING? 372 00:14:06,323 --> 00:14:07,283 GEORGIA: EXACTLY. 373 00:14:07,455 --> 00:14:09,015 HERE, CHECK THIS OUT. 374 00:14:09,196 --> 00:14:10,936 IT'S A THANK YOU NOTE THAT THE PERP SENT TO OUR 375 00:14:11,111 --> 00:14:11,941 VICTIM. 376 00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:13,552 AMANDA: NICE TOUCH. 377 00:14:13,722 --> 00:14:14,722 THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME SCAM YOU OUT OF ALL YOUR 378 00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:16,067 MONEY. 379 00:14:16,246 --> 00:14:17,896 GEORGIA: PRETTY BOLD, RIGHT? 380 00:14:18,074 --> 00:14:19,294 AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S TRYING TO DISGUISE HERSELF 381 00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:20,857 BY WRITING IT WITH HER LEFT HAND. 382 00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:22,174 SO PRESTON, YOU WANNA GET THAT OVER TO THE 383 00:14:22,339 --> 00:14:23,509 FINGERPRINT UNIT FOR PROCESSING? 384 00:14:23,688 --> 00:14:24,778 PRESTON: YEAH, NO PROBLEM. 385 00:14:24,951 --> 00:14:26,131 GEORGIA: THANK YOU. 386 00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:28,260 AMANDA: SEE YOU LATER HONEY. 387 00:14:29,259 --> 00:14:30,609 MITCH: HEY, YOU WANTED TO SEE ME? 388 00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:32,392 AMANDA: HAVE YOU HEARD FROM OUR GIRL? 389 00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:35,437 MITCH: NAH, NAH, NAH, IT'S BEEN A FEW DAYS, I THINK 390 00:14:35,613 --> 00:14:37,573 SHE'S JUST, YOU KNOW, PLAYING HARD TO GET. 391 00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:40,706 AMANDA: NOT THAT HARD, I'VE GOT HER RIGHT HERE 392 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,710 TALKING TO BOB JOHNSON. 393 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,322 MITCH: WHO'S BOB JOHNSON? 394 00:14:44,492 --> 00:14:47,152 AMANDA: YOU'RE LOOKING AT HIM. 395 00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:50,061 MITCH: REALLY? 396 00:14:50,237 --> 00:14:52,937 I'LL BE IN MY OFFICE. 397 00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:10,866 MITCH: SHE SAID THE EXACT SAME THING TO ME. 398 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,390 YOU JUST WAIT, SHE'S GONNA DUMP YOU TOO. 399 00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:16,444 AMANDA: UH HUH. 400 00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:25,837 MITCH: YEAH, HEARTS, HEARTS; SHE SENT ME HEARTS 401 00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:27,272 TOO. 402 00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:29,798 AMANDA: DID SHE SEND YOU THREE HEARTS? 403 00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:33,672 MITCH: LOOK, JUST REMEMBER THAT THIS IS A CON ARTIST 404 00:15:33,845 --> 00:15:35,845 WHO HAS BILKED A LOT OF PEOPLE OUT OF THEIR 405 00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:37,682 HARD-EARNED CASH. 406 00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:40,239 AMANDA: DON'T BE BITTER, IT'S NOT ATTRACTIVE. 407 00:15:40,417 --> 00:15:43,637 MITCH: OH PLEASE, I AM NOT TAKING THIS PERSONALLY. 408 00:15:43,812 --> 00:15:46,472 AMANDA: OH I CAN SEE THAT. 409 00:15:52,821 --> 00:15:55,391 AMANDA: I KNOW IT'S NOT REALLY MY FORTE BUT I 410 00:15:55,563 --> 00:15:57,523 WANTED TO COOK YOU A SPECIAL DINNER FOR MAKING 411 00:15:57,695 --> 00:15:58,695 THE ARCHERY TEAM. 412 00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:00,130 PRESTON: OH, THANKS MOM. 413 00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:01,527 YOU SURE YOU DON'T NEED MY HELP? 414 00:16:01,699 --> 00:16:03,049 [PHONE ALERT] 415 00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:04,573 AMANDA: NO WAY. 416 00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:06,356 PRESTON: BRING SOME WORK HOME DID YOU? 417 00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:08,230 AMANDA: YEAH, I'M CHATTING WITH OUR ON-LINE PERP. 418 00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:09,882 I THINK SHE REALLY LIKES ME. 419 00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:12,406 PRESTON: THAT'S GREAT. 420 00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:16,020 AMANDA: OH, HONEY, I'M SORRY. 421 00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:17,502 I'M SORRY. 422 00:16:17,672 --> 00:16:18,892 PUTTING IT DOWN. 423 00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:20,715 JUST YOU AND ME NOW. 424 00:16:20,892 --> 00:16:22,592 AND AS I WAS SAYING BEFORE I WAS SO RUDELY 425 00:16:22,764 --> 00:16:25,114 INTERRUPTED, I AM SO PROUD OF YOU. 426 00:16:25,288 --> 00:16:27,548 YOU SET YOUR SIGHTS ON SOMETHING AND YOU MADE IT 427 00:16:27,725 --> 00:16:28,985 HAPPEN. 428 00:16:29,162 --> 00:16:30,952 DAD WOULD BE AWFULLY PROUD TOO. 429 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:33,600 PRESTON: YEAH WELL HE'S PROBABLY IN SHOCK WATCHING 430 00:16:33,775 --> 00:16:36,165 YOU COOK DINNER. 431 00:16:36,343 --> 00:16:39,523 AMANDA: OH, VERY FUNNY. 432 00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:42,874 PRESTON: SO WHERE ARE YOU AT WITH YOUR CASE? 433 00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:46,175 AMANDA: AH, WELL, AS YOU CAN SEE THE FISH TOOK THE 434 00:16:46,353 --> 00:16:48,443 BAIT; JUST WAITING TO REEL HER IN. 435 00:16:48,616 --> 00:16:50,396 SEE, ALL IT TOOK WAS A WOMAN'S TOUCH. 436 00:16:50,574 --> 00:16:53,754 OKAY, YOU READY? 437 00:16:53,925 --> 00:16:55,355 PRESTON: OH YEAH. 438 00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:57,446 AMANDA: OH, I HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY. 439 00:16:57,625 --> 00:17:00,625 PRESTON: THIS ACTUALLY SMELLS PRETTY GOOD MOM. 440 00:17:13,815 --> 00:17:15,765 MITCH: WHAT'S UP BOSS? 441 00:17:15,947 --> 00:17:17,647 AMANDA: SHE DOESN'T WANT MONEY, SHE WANTS ME TO 442 00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:19,339 ACCEPT A PACKAGE FROM HER. 443 00:17:19,516 --> 00:17:20,776 MITCH: WAIT, SHE'S BACK IN CONTACT WITH YOU? 444 00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:22,172 AMANDA: YEAH. 445 00:17:22,345 --> 00:17:23,215 HARVEY: SHE CHANGED THE SCAM. 446 00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:25,040 AMANDA: RIGHT. 447 00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:26,778 SHE'S STILL GOING WITH THE MOTHER WITH ALZHEIMER'S 448 00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:28,348 ANGLE BUT NOW SHE SAYS SHE VISITS HER MOST DAYS, 449 00:17:28,525 --> 00:17:29,825 ISN'T HOME TO ACCEPT THE PACKAGE AND SHE'S AFRAID 450 00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:31,435 TO HAVE IT LEFT AT THE DOORSTEP. 451 00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:33,005 SKETCHY NEIGHBORS, DOESN'T WANT IT STOLEN. 452 00:17:33,182 --> 00:17:34,182 HARVEY: SO SHE WANTS IT MAILED TO YOU. 453 00:17:34,357 --> 00:17:35,917 AMANDA: YEAH. 454 00:17:36,098 --> 00:17:37,528 MITCH: ALRIGHT, WELL WE'RE GONNA NEED A SECURE 455 00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:38,878 LOCATION TO SERVICE THE DELIVERY ADDRESS. 456 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:39,668 HARVEY: I'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT. 457 00:17:39,841 --> 00:17:41,581 MITCH: ALRIGHT. 458 00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:43,406 ONCE WE RECEIVE THE PARCEL WE GET THE WARRANT, CHECK 459 00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:45,064 THE CONTENTS WHICH IS MOST LIKELY SOMETHING ILLEGAL, 460 00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:46,588 THEN RE-SEAL IT AND CONTACT HER WITH A TIME 461 00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:48,111 AND DATE TO PICK IT UP. 462 00:17:48,284 --> 00:17:49,944 HARVEY: THAT BRINGS UP ANOTHER POINT. 463 00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:51,032 AMANDA, I KNOW YOU HOOKED HER BUT WE'RE GONNA NEED A 464 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,380 GUY TO HANDLE THE PACKAGE. 465 00:17:52,549 --> 00:17:55,509 AMANDA: WANNA DO THE HONORS? 466 00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:59,953 MITCH: YEAH, IT WOULD BE MY PLEASURE. 467 00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:02,562 AMANDA: ALRIGHT THEN, LET'S GET TO WORK. 468 00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:08,442 [DOORBELL RINGING] 469 00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:10,569 MITCH: HI, CAN I HELP YOU? 470 00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:12,791 MAN: YEAH, MY SISTER SENT ME HERE TO PICK UP A 471 00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:14,271 PACKAGE FOR HER. 472 00:18:14,441 --> 00:18:15,701 MITCH: YOU'RE CAROLINE'S BROTHER. 473 00:18:15,877 --> 00:18:17,267 MAN: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 474 00:18:17,444 --> 00:18:19,014 MITCH: COME ON IN, I'LL GET IT FOR YOU. 475 00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:22,615 YOU KNOW, NO OFFENSE, BUT YOU GUYS DON'T LOOK 476 00:18:22,797 --> 00:18:24,187 ANYTHING ALIKE. 477 00:18:24,364 --> 00:18:25,894 MAN: YEAH, WE GET THAT A LOT. 478 00:18:26,061 --> 00:18:27,761 MITCH: HERE YOU GO. 479 00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:30,942 TELL HER...TELL HER I SAID HI. 480 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,330 MAN: I WILL, THANK YOU. 481 00:18:33,503 --> 00:18:36,553 AMANDA: U.S. POSTAL INSPECTION SERVICE. 482 00:18:36,724 --> 00:18:38,904 MAN: WHAT'S GOING ON? 483 00:18:39,074 --> 00:18:40,774 AMANDA: THE PACKAGE YOU'RE HOLDING CONTAIN THESE 484 00:18:40,945 --> 00:18:43,855 COUNTERFEIT PASSPORTS, THAT'S WHAT'S GOING ON. 485 00:18:44,035 --> 00:18:48,255 MITCH: REALLY? 486 00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:17,942 AMANDA: LET'S CUFF HIM. 487 00:19:18,113 --> 00:19:20,423 MITCH: NO, NO, NO, HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON. 488 00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:22,384 I TOLD THIS RAT THAT I WANTED TO GAZE INTO HIS 489 00:19:22,552 --> 00:19:24,252 EYES AT SUNSET. 490 00:19:24,424 --> 00:19:26,084 LET'S JUST LET HIM SPIN ON HIS HABITRAIL FOR A LITTLE 491 00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:27,432 WHILE LONGER. 492 00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:29,521 AMANDA: ALRIGHT. 493 00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:31,130 YOU KNOW YOU OWE ME LUNCH. 494 00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:34,780 MITCH: YEAH, BUT THIS MAKES IT WORTH IT. 495 00:19:34,956 --> 00:19:37,306 ALRIGHT, FUN'S OVER. 496 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:40,610 PLACE YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK. 497 00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:45,878 SO YOU'RE MY SWEET CAROLINE, HUH? 498 00:19:46,054 --> 00:19:49,194 HAD YOU FIGURED FOR A REDHEAD. 499 00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:00,107 GEORGIA: WITH ANY OFFER, 500 00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:01,456 ESPECIALLY OVER THE 501 00:20:01,635 --> 00:20:03,155 INTERNET, DO YOUR HOMEWORK. 502 00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:04,202 CHECK IT OUT AND DON'T SEND MONEY TO SOMEONE YOU 503 00:20:04,377 --> 00:20:05,897 REALLY DON'T KNOW. 504 00:20:06,074 --> 00:20:07,684 FOR THE INSPECTORS, I'M CHARMIN LEE. 505 00:20:07,858 --> 00:20:09,818 AND REMEMBER, YOU MIGHT BE A TARGET BUT YOU DON'T 506 00:20:09,991 --> 00:20:11,651 HAVE TO BE A VICTIM. 507 00:20:11,819 --> 00:20:13,389 THANKS FOR WATCHING. 508 00:20:13,439 --> 00:20:17,989 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 37326

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