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PRESTON: I'M PRESTON WAINWRIGHT
AND THIS IS MY
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MOM AMANDA.
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SHE'S A UNITED STATES
POSTAL INSPECTOR WHICH
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MEANS SHE SOLVES ANY CRIME
THAT USES THE MAIL.
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MY DAD WAS AN INSPECTOR
TOO, ONE OF THE BEST,
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UNTIL I LOST HIM AND THE
USE OF MY LEGS IN A CAR
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ACCIDENT.
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NOW I'M FOLLOWING MY OWN
DREAM WITH AN INTERNSHIP
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IN THE CRIME LAB AND THE
HELP OF MY BEST FRIENDS.
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TOGETHER WE ARE THE
INSPECTORS.
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RADIO: COPY THAT, YOU ARE
10-8 BACK TO HEADQUARTERS
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WITH ONE SUSPECT IN
CUSTODY.
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MITCH: THIS ONE REALLY HAD
ME FOOLED.
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LOOKS LEGIT.
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IT'S ALL FROM ASIA.
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OH...I WOULD'VE MADE A
HUGE IMPULSE BUY ON THIS
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HANK AARON BASEBALL.
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AMANDA: LOOK AT
THIS...LOOK AT THIS PRICE.
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$15,000 DOLLARS.
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I DON'T EVEN WANT TO THINK
OF ALL THE PEOPLE THIS GUY
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RIPPED OFF BEFORE WE FOUND
HIM.
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IT'S DISGUSTING.
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MITCH: WELL HE RIPPED THEM
OFF THROUGH THE MAIL, BIG
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MISTAKE.
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AMANDA: HUGE.
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PUT A STAMP ON IT, BECAME
OUR JURISDICTION.
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MITCH: THERE'S LIKE 2,000
GAME BALLS HERE, 500 BATS.
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I JUST FEEL BAD FOR THE
REAL FANS WHO TREASURE
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THIS STUFF.
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AMANDA: ANYONE WHO BOUGHT
ANYTHING FROM THIS GUY
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BASICALLY HAS A CABINET
FULL OF WORTHLESS JUNK.
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HATE BREAKING THIS KIND OF
NEWS, IT CRUSHES PEOPLE.
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MITCH: YEAH, WELL WE PUT
HIM OUT OF BUSINESS.
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VERONICA: PRESTON, WE'RE
GONNA MISS THE KICKOFF,
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WE GOTTA ROLL.
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PRESTON: I'M ALWAYS
ROLLING.
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WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?
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TOO VAGUE?
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VERONICA: PERFECT.
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NOAH: MY TURN, CHECK IT
OUT.
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THE "O" IN JAMESTOWN.
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I'LL BE CHEERING IN THE
STANDS RIGHT BETWEEN THE T
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AND THE W.
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PRESTON: NICE.
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YOU COULD USE SOME
MANSCAPING THOUGH MAN,
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THAT O IS LOOKING A LITTLE
FUZZY.
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VERONICA: WAIT A MINUTE
NOAH, AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED
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TO BE THE J?
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NOAH: OH MAN.
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I'M GETTING A SICK
FEELING.
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JUST LIKE THE 2ND GRADE
CHRISTMAS PAGEANT, I WAS
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SUPPOSED TO BE THE CAMEL
AND I FORGOT MY HUMP.
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LET ME MAKE SURE.
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FRANKLIN: HEY, WHAT'S UP
GUYS?
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VERONICA: HEY FRANKLIN.
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PRESTON: HEY FRANKLIN.
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NOAH: HEY FRANKLIN.
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FRANKLIN: SWEET SIGN.
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LOOKS LIKE COLLEGE IS
REALLY PAYING OFF.
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PRESTON: GETTING READY FOR
THE BIG GAME.
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FRANKLIN: YEAH, I'M GONNA
CATCH IT ON THE RADIO.
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AND NOAH, HERE'S THAT
PACKAGE YOU'VE BEEN
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WAITING FOR.
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LET ME GUESS, SLIPPERS
AGAIN FOR YOUR DAD'S
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BIRTHDAY?
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BET HE CAN'T WAIT TO GET
THESE.
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HE'LL PARK THEM RIGHT NEXT
TO THE SAME ONES YOU GOT
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HIM LAST YEAR.
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PRESTON: YOU GONNA BE HERE
FOR THE SURPRISE PARTY?
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FRANKLIN: WOULDN'T MISS
IT.
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YOU GUYS ENJOY THE GAME
AND GO PRESIDENTS!
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VERONICA: BYE FRANKLIN.
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PRESTON: SEE YA FRANKLIN.
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NOAH: I'M NOT THE O, I'M
THE J.
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I'M THE MOST IMPORTANT
LETTER; I START THE WHOLE
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WORD.
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PRESTON: UH OH.
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AMANDA: AFTER YOU.
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ELLISON: THANK YOU.
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AMANDA: THANK YOU AGAIN
MR. ELLISON FOR COMING
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FORWARD AND ALERTING US TO
THIS INDIVIDUAL.
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REST ASSURED WE'LL DO
EVERYTHING WE CAN TO PUT
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HIM AWAY.
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ELLISON: ANYTHING I CAN DO
TO HELP KEEP THE CREEPS
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OFF THE STREETS.
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I MEAN THEY'RE RUINING MY
BUSINESS.
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THIS STUFF IS JUST TOO
EASY TO COUNTERFEIT.
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AMANDA: OH, AND AS A
HEADS-UP, BECAUSE OF YOUR
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KNOWLEDGE IN THE FIELD OF
SPORTS MEMORABILIA YOU MAY
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BE CALLED IN TO COURT TO
TESTIFY AS AN EXPERT
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WITNESS.
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ELLISON: I'M HAPPY TO DO
IT.
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YOU HAVE MY NUMBER BUT
JUST IN CASE.
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MITCH: HEY.
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GOT OUR VICTIMS MCKINNON'S
DOWN THE HALL.
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AMANDA: HELLO MR. AND MRS.
MCKINNON.
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THANK YOU FOR COMING IN.
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I'M INSPECTOR AMANDA
WAINWRIGHT, THIS IS
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INSPECTOR MITCHELL MEYER.
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MRS. MCKINNON: AND YOU'RE
GOING TO HELP US, RIGHT?
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TO GET THE MONEY BACK?
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WE NEED TO SELL THE
COLLECTION NOW BECAUSE
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CHARLES HAS RETIRED AND
SOCIAL SECURITY JUST ISN'T
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ENOUGH.
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AND NOW THEY SAY THAT OUR
MEMORABILIA IS WORTHLESS.
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PLEASE, JUST TELL US HOW
WE CAN GET OUR MONEY.
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MITCH: BELIEVE ME, WE
UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU FOLKS
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ARE GOING THROUGH.
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BUT WHY DON'T YOU LET US
TELL YOU WHAT WE NEED FROM
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YOU, OKAY?
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MR. MCKINNON: ANYTHING.
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WE'LL DO WHATEVER YOU
NEED.
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AMANDA: I'M SURE YOU'VE
KEPT RECORDS OF YOUR
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PURCHASES.
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THOSE WILL BE VERY USEFUL
IN HELPING US BUILD A
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CASE.
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THE MORE DETAIL THE
BETTER.
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MR. MCKINNON: WE'VE GOT IT
ALL.
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MITCH: NOW, AS TO YOUR
MONEY, WELL I'M AFRAID
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THAT'S JUST NOT SOMETHING
THAT WE CAN GUARANTEE.
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MRS. MCKINNON: YOU MEAN
WE'RE WIPED OUT?
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NOAH: THIS THING IS COMING
OFF.
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VERONICA: THAT MIGHT JUST
WORK, KEEP GOING.
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NOAH: FRANKLIN WAS RIGHT,
GOTTA GET MY DAD A BETTER
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GIFT THIS YEAR.
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SO I'M GONNA ASK HIM TO
HELP ME OUT ON A CAR, ANY
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GOOD IDEAS?
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PRESTON: DUDE, YOU GOTTA
EXPAND YOUR THINKING
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BEYOND FOOTWEAR.
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WHAT'S HE LIKE TO DO?
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NOAH: HE LIKES TO SLEEP.
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HE ALSO LIKES TO PLAY
GOLF.
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BUT HE HAS A BILLION CLUBS
ALREADY.
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HE LIKES TO EAT; MOSTLY
SANDWICHES.
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PRESTON: DUDE, I GOT THE
PERFECT GIFT; GET HIM A
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HAM.
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VERONICA: YEAH, THAT'S
GREAT.
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NOAH: REALLY?
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VERONICA: YEAH.
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JUST GET ONE OF THOSE
GIANT ONES.
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THEY COME ALREADY COOKED
AND SLICED; YOU CAN JUST
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PEEL IT OFF THE BONE FOR
MONTHS.
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PRESTON: WE HAD ONE AT
CHRISTMAS, HAD OUR LAST
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SANDWICH ON LABOR DAY.
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IT'S ENDLESS HAM.
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AND EVERY TIME HE EATS A
SLICE HE'S GONNA THINK OF
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HIS LOVING AND GRATEFUL
SON WHO GOT HIM SOME MEAT
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AND NOW IS GONNA GET HIM A
CAR.
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NOAH: YOU GUYS ARE MESSING
WITH ME.
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ALTHOUGH EVEN A HAM IS
BETTER THAN SLIPPERS.
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PRESTON: TRUE.
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AMANDA: SO WHO WON THE
FOOTBALL GAME?
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PRESTON: OH, THE COUGARS
BEAT US BUT NO ONE CARED.
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THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE GAME
WAS WHEN NOAH GOT CHASED
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AROUND BY THE GUY IN THE
MASCOT SUIT.
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NOAH CUT HIS TAIL OFF AND
NOTHING ELSE MATTERED
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AFTER THAT.
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AMANDA: NOAH.
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HE'S REALLY TRYING TO CRAM
A LOT INTO HIS COLLEGE
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EXPERIENCE ISN'T HE?
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PRESTON: YEAH.
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AMANDA: HEY, WE DID A
TAKE-DOWN TODAY.
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GUY ON A BOGUS SPORTS
MEMORABILIA SCAM.
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PRESTON: OH THAT SOUNDS
INTERESTING.
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AMANDA: YEAH, WE UNCOVERED
IT THANKS TO A TIP FROM A
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LEGITIMATE DEALER.
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VERY RELIABLE.
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HAS A SHOP DOWN ON 6TH
STREET.
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PRESTON: IS HE A SUSPECT?
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AMANDA: NO, NO, NO.
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HE'S JUST AN EXPERT
HELPING US WITH THE CASE.
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I'D SAY IT WAS A GOOD DAY
- FOR EVERYBODY BUT THE
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MASCOT.
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OOH, SPEAKING OF WHICH,
DID ANYBODY GET NOAH ON
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VIDEO?
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PRESTON: ARE YOU KIDDING
ME, WE PUT MUSIC TO IT.
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NOAH RUNNING AROU ND THE
FOOTBALL FIELD IN HIS
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JERSEY WAVING A TAIL, IT
WAS AWESOME.
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AMANDA: I HOPE HE KEPT IT
AS A SOUVENIR.
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YOU KNOW, IT'S GOOD TO
TALK SPORTS AGAIN IN THIS
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HOUSE.
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PRESTON: YEAH.
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[PHONE DIALS]
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NOAH, DUDE, I HAVE AN
AWESOME IDEA FOR YOUR
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DAD'S GIFT.
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MALE: I'VE BEEN SEARCHING
ALL WEEK FOR THE ANSWER TO
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QUESTION 7 ON THE PHYSICS
ASSIGNMENT; THE ONE ABOUT
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DEFINING STATISTICAL
MECHANICS.
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PRESTON, WHAT DO YOU
THINK?
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PRESTON: WELL I KNOW THIS
IS GONNA SOUND LIKE A
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BUNCH OF MUMBO-JUMBO BUT
HERE'S WHAT YOU HAVE TO
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REMEMBER; MICROSCOPIC
MECHANICAL LAWS DO NOT
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CONTAIN CONCEPTS SUCH AS
TEMPERATURE, HEAT AND
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ENTROPY.
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HOWEVER....
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NOAH: CHECK IT OUT BRO.
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YOUR IDEA WAS EPIC.
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PRESTON: NICE - HANG ON
ONE SECOND.
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HOWEVER, STATISTICAL
MECHANICS SHOW HOW THESE
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CONCEPTS ARISE FROM THE
NATURAL UNCERTAINTY ABOUT
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THE STATE OF A SYSTEM WHEN
THAT SYSTEM IS PREPARED IN
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PRACTICE.
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ALRIGHT, HERE'S THE KEY TO
ACING THINGS; OPEN A BOOK,
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STUDY YOUR BRAINS OUT,
EASY-PEASY.
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I GOTTA GO.
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DUDE, LET ME SEE THAT.
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DAN MARINO?
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IS THAT GAME-WORN?
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NOAH: YOU KNOW IT IS.
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HE'S MY DAD'S HERO.
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HE STILL HAS AN ENTIRE
GIANT PRETZEL PERFECTLY
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PRESERVED THAT HE BOUGHT
AT DAN MARINO'S LAST GAME.
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I THINK THERE'S STILL SOME
MUSTARD ON IT.
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COOL IF I STASH THE JERSEY
HERE UNTIL THE PARTY?
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PRESTON: YEAH, NO WORRIES.
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HEY, WHERE'S THE
CERTIFICATE OF
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AUTHENTICITY?
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NOAH: THE WHAT?
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PRESTON: THE CERTIFICATE
THAT VERIFIES IT'S THE
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REAL DEAL.
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PROVES IT'S AUTHENTIC AND
JACKS UP THE PRICE IN CASE
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YOUR DAD EVER WANTS TO
RE-SELL IT OR BRAG ABOUT
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HOW MUCH HIS SON SPENT ON
IT.
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HOW MUCH DID THAT COST BY
THE WAY?
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NOAH: A LOT.
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BORROWED THE MONEY FROM MY
GRANDMOTHER.
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OH MAN, HER BIRTHDAY IS
COMING UP TOO.
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PRESTON: DUDE, YOU GOTTA
GO BACK AND GET THAT
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CERTIFICATE.
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THE GUY PROBABLY JUST
FORGOT IT OR MAYBE YOU
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LEFT IT ON THE COUNTER OR
SOMETHING.
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COME ON, LET'S GO GRAB IT.
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NOAH: YOU GOT ANY IDEAS
FOR GRAMMY?
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AMANDA: ANY LEADS ON WHERE
THE PERP MIGHT'VE STASHED
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THE MCKINNON'S MONEY?
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MITCH: NO, NO.
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I HAVE CHECKED HIS ASSETS,
HIS SPENDING HABITS,
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BILLS.
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THIS GUY LIVES SIMPLER
THAN GHANDI.
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AMANDA: HE'S BEEN AT THIS
SPORTS MEMORABILIA SCAM
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FOR 20 YEARS.
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YOU DON'T PUT IN THAT KIND
OF TIME TO END UP BROKE.
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EITHER HE'S THE WORLD'S
WORST BUSINESSMAN OR THE
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SMARTEST CROOK WHO EVER
LIVED.
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MITCH: WELL I'M GONNA HAVE
TO FIND ANOTHER WAY THEN
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'CAUSE AT THIS POINT IT
LOOKS LIKE THERE'S GONNA
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BE NO RESTITUTION FOR THE
MCKINNON'S OR ANY OF THE
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OTHER VICTIMS FOR THAT
MATTER.
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AMANDA: WE GOTTA DIG
DEEPER.
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THIS IS HUNDREDS OF
THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS, IT'S
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SOMEWHERE.
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MITCH: WELL I'M ALL FOR
DIGGING, BUT WHERE?
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AMANDA: THE TEAM'S STILL
LOGGING EVIDENCE AT THE
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WAREHOUSE, I'M GONNA HEAD
OVER THERE, SEE WHAT I CAN
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FIND.
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MITCH: I'LL KEEP CRANKING
AWAY HERE.
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WE'LL MEET BACK AT 17:00
HOURS?
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AMANDA: MITCH, WHY CAN'T
YOU JUST SAY THE REAL
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TIME?
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00:08:52,923 --> 00:08:54,193
WHAT IS 17:00?
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NOW I GOTTA THINK;
AFTERNOON, 1:00 IS 13,
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2:00 IS 14, 3:00 IS 15...
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5:00.
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WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SAY
5:00?
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00:09:01,149 --> 00:09:02,629
MITCH: OKAY.
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00:09:02,803 --> 00:09:04,413
WE'LL MEET BACK WHEN THE
BIG HAND IS ON THE 12 AND
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THE LITTLE HAND IS ON THE
5.
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00:09:06,502 --> 00:09:09,902
AMANDA: I HAD TO ASK.
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00:09:13,465 --> 00:09:17,115
ELLISON: MY APOLOGIES, I'M
USUALLY VERY CAREFUL ABOUT
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THAT KIND OF STUFF BUT
IT'S BEEN KIND OF A CRAZY
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WEEK AND YOU DIDN'T ASK.
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MOST PEOPLE USUALLY ASK.
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00:09:24,651 --> 00:09:26,091
NOAH: YEAH, I WANT ONE.
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ELLISON: I MEAN YOU REALLY
ONLY NEED ONE OF THOSE
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CERTIFICATES IF YOU'RE A
SERIOUS INVESTOR FOR
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RE-SALE.
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00:09:30,047 --> 00:09:30,527
BUT YOU SAID IT WAS A
PRESENT FOR YOUR DAD, HE'S
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00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:31,960
A BIG FAN?
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00:09:32,136 --> 00:09:33,176
I FIGURE THAT'D BE
SOMETHING HE'D WANT TO
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KEEP FOR THE REST OF HIS
LIFE.
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00:09:34,356 --> 00:09:37,576
I'LL GO GRAB IT FOR YOU.
282
00:09:40,754 --> 00:09:41,894
NOAH: THINK MY GRAMMY
WOULD LIKE THIS OLD-SCHOOL
283
00:09:42,059 --> 00:09:43,059
CATCHER'S MASK?
284
00:09:43,234 --> 00:09:45,064
PRESTON: YES.
285
00:09:45,236 --> 00:09:45,846
NOAH: REALLY?
286
00:09:46,020 --> 00:09:47,590
PRESTON: NO.
287
00:10:49,431 --> 00:10:54,221
MAN: ALL I KNOW IS THAT THIS
GUY PAID HIS BILL ON TIME.
288
00:10:54,392 --> 00:10:56,922
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S IN
THERE, I NEVER ASKED.
289
00:10:57,091 --> 00:10:59,831
MITCH: IF YOU DON'T MIND
I'M GONNA STEP BACK.
290
00:11:00,007 --> 00:11:01,397
LAST TIME I OPENED ONE OF
THESE THINGS I GOT
291
00:11:01,573 --> 00:11:03,403
ATTACKED BY A RABID POSSUM
AND HER RABID LITTLE
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00:11:03,575 --> 00:11:06,005
FAMILY.
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00:11:11,235 --> 00:11:14,625
AMANDA: JACKPOT.
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00:11:14,804 --> 00:11:17,154
[MITCH WHISTLES]
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00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:27,116
PRESTON: HUH, THE 1993
GAME VERSUS THE
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00:11:27,295 --> 00:11:28,685
INDIANAPOLIS COLTS.
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00:11:28,862 --> 00:11:30,342
ELLISON: AND YOU REALLY
ONLY NEED ONE OF THOSE
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00:11:30,515 --> 00:11:31,905
CERTIFICATES IF YOU'RE A
SERIOUS INVESTOR FOR
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00:11:32,082 --> 00:11:33,562
RE-SALE.
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00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:34,386
YOU SAID IT WAS A PRESENT
FOR YOUR DAD, HE'S A BIG
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00:11:34,563 --> 00:11:35,873
FAN?
302
00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:37,093
I FIGURED THAT'D BE
SOMETHING HE'D WANT TO
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00:11:37,261 --> 00:11:38,351
KEEP FOR THE REST OF HIS
LIFE.
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00:11:38,523 --> 00:11:39,133
IT'S BEEN KIND OF A CRAZY
WEEK.
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00:11:39,307 --> 00:11:40,307
MY APOLOGIES.
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00:11:40,482 --> 00:11:41,922
USUALLY VERY CAREFUL
ABOUT...
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00:11:42,092 --> 00:11:43,272
YOU REALLY ONLY NEED ONE
OF THOSE CERTIFICATES IF
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00:11:43,441 --> 00:11:44,701
YOU'RE A SERIOUS INVESTOR
FOR RE-SALE.
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00:11:44,878 --> 00:11:46,878
YOU DIDN'T ASK; MOST
PEOPLE USUALLY ASK.
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00:11:52,929 --> 00:11:55,449
PRESTON: SO HOW DID YOU
KNOW HE WAS LYING DAD?
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00:11:55,627 --> 00:11:58,367
DAD: WELL I MEAN THE GUY
TALKED TOO MUCH, YOU KNOW.
312
00:11:58,543 --> 00:12:00,503
SURE SIGN OF SOMEBODY
WHO'S GUILTY; TOO MUCH
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00:12:00,676 --> 00:12:04,066
INFORMATION.
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00:12:14,603 --> 00:12:16,873
COMPUTER ANNOUNCER: BAD
NEWS FOR THE DOLPHINS;
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00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:19,090
QUARTERBACK DAN MARINO IS
OFFICIALLY OUT FOR THE
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00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:22,090
REMAINDER OF THE 1993
SEASON.
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00:12:22,263 --> 00:12:24,133
MARINO RUPTURED HIS RIGHT
ACHILLES TENDON IN THE
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00:12:24,308 --> 00:12:26,918
CLEVELAND GAME YESTERDAY
AND IS LOOKING AT POSSIBLE
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00:12:27,094 --> 00:12:31,104
SURGERY AND A MINIMUM OF 6
MONTHS OF REHAB.
320
00:12:31,272 --> 00:12:34,752
AFTER A MUCH-NEEDED BYE
THIS WEEK BACK-UP QB SCOTT
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00:12:34,928 --> 00:12:36,968
MITCHELL WILL MOST LIKELY
BE GUNNING FOR MIAMI IN
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00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:40,057
NEXT WEEK'S GAME AGAINST
THE COLTS.
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00:12:40,977 --> 00:12:42,587
NOAH: THIS JERSEY IS FAKE?
324
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,812
PRESTON: MARINO WAS
INJURED; HE NEVER EVEN
325
00:12:44,981 --> 00:12:47,331
PLAYED IN THAT GAME YOUR
JERSEY IS SUPPOSEDLY FROM.
326
00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:48,985
IT WAS HIS BACK-UP, SCOTT
MITCHELL.
327
00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:50,599
NOAH: OH MAN.
328
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:51,810
PRESTON: HEY, IT'S NOT A
BIG DEAL, JUST RETURN IT
329
00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:52,988
AND GET YOUR MONEY BACK.
330
00:12:53,163 --> 00:12:54,303
NOAH: RETURN IT?
331
00:12:54,469 --> 00:12:55,689
I'M GONNA JUMP ALL OVER
THAT GUY.
332
00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:57,212
RIGHT, WHAT AM I SAYING?
333
00:12:57,385 --> 00:12:58,515
THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
334
00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:00,000
PRESTON: NO.
335
00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:01,350
YOU KNOW WHO IS GONNA BE
ALL OVER THAT GUY?
336
00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:05,049
MY MOM, INSPECTOR AMANDA
WAINWRIGHT.
337
00:13:13,531 --> 00:13:15,881
AMANDA: NOAH, I'M SORRY
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU.
338
00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:17,796
BUT I'M GLAD YOU GOT YOUR
MONEY BACK.
339
00:13:17,971 --> 00:13:20,281
NOAH: I'M SO GULLIBLE; I
SEEM TO TRUST EVERYONE.
340
00:13:20,451 --> 00:13:22,451
AMANDA: LISTEN, DON'T BEAT
YOURSELF UP, WE ALL BOUGHT
341
00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:24,107
ELLISON'S STORY.
342
00:13:24,281 --> 00:13:26,151
HE WAS GOING TO BE AN
EXPERT WITNESS FOR US.
343
00:13:26,327 --> 00:13:27,977
PRESTON: YEAH, THE GUY WAS
JUST TRYING TO GET RID OF
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00:13:28,155 --> 00:13:29,455
HIS COMPETITION.
345
00:13:29,634 --> 00:13:30,514
AMANDA: I THINK WE HAVE
ENOUGH TO START AN
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00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:32,119
INVESTIGATION ON ELLISON.
347
00:13:32,289 --> 00:13:33,069
AND NOAH, EVENTUALLY YOU
MAY NEED TO TESTIFY AS A
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00:13:33,247 --> 00:13:34,067
WITNESS.
349
00:13:34,248 --> 00:13:35,548
NOAH: I'M THERE.
350
00:13:35,727 --> 00:13:37,337
YOU HAVE A WITNESS
PROTECTION PROGRAM DON'T
351
00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:39,172
YOU?
352
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:44,945
I STILL DON'T HAVE A GIFT
FOR MY DAD.
353
00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:47,438
WE MIGHT HAVE TO REVISIT
THE HAM IDEA; STORE'S OPEN
354
00:13:47,609 --> 00:13:49,049
UNTIL 11:00.
355
00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:50,349
PRESTON: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU
COULD DO IS CALL DAN
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00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:51,865
MARINO.
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00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:53,268
NO, GET A HOLD OF HIS
AGENT OR MANAGER OR
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00:13:53,441 --> 00:13:54,961
WHATEVER.
359
00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:56,308
TELL HIM WHAT HAPPENED,
HOW YOUR DAD IS A HUGE FAN
360
00:13:56,487 --> 00:13:57,747
AND MAYBE HE'D SEND HIM A
SIGNED ITEM.
361
00:13:57,924 --> 00:14:00,544
NOAH: WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF
THAT?
362
00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:03,969
PRESTON: LET'S FIND OUT.
363
00:14:05,018 --> 00:14:06,668
GEORGIA: THE ITEMS THAT
WERE SENT TO YOU THROUGH
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00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,236
PRIORITY EXPRESS MAIL FROM
THIS NEW SUSPECT DONALD
365
00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:11,463
ELLISON, THEY'RE ALL
COUNTERFEIT.
366
00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:13,903
THIS JERSEY WAS PROBABLY
MADE A FEW MONTHS AGO IN
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00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:15,160
BANGLADESH.
368
00:14:15,332 --> 00:14:17,332
AND TAKE A LOOK AT THE
BALL.
369
00:14:17,508 --> 00:14:19,158
ACCORDING TO THE
CERTIFICATE IT WAS SIGNED
370
00:14:19,336 --> 00:14:23,076
IN 1958 BY MICKEY MANTLE,
BUT THE BALL IS COWHIDE SO
371
00:14:23,253 --> 00:14:24,693
IT CAN'T POSSIBLY BE REAL.
372
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,694
MITCH: RIGHT, 'CAUSE ALL
MAJOR LEAGUE BALLS WERE
373
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,166
MADE WITH HORSEHIDE BACK
THEN.
374
00:14:28,345 --> 00:14:29,825
GEORGIA: EXACTLY.
375
00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:31,909
AND TAKE A LOOK AT THESE
NOTARIZED SIGNATURES FROM
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00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:33,698
'58 AND '92.
377
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,273
LOOK CLOSELY AT THE E'S
AND THE S'S; THEY'RE ALL
378
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,360
DONE BY THE SAME HAND.
379
00:14:38,529 --> 00:14:41,489
AMANDA: MR. ELLISON
OFFERED TO COME IN ANY
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00:14:41,663 --> 00:14:43,193
TIME WE NEEDED HIM.
381
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:46,280
I THINK IT'S TIME TO TAKE
HIM UP ON THAT OFFER.
382
00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:49,280
GEORGIA: OKAY, BUT BEFORE
I LOG THESE BATS AND MITTS
383
00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:52,463
INTO EVIDENCE I WAS
THINKING - WE HAVE THAT
384
00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:54,630
SOFTBALL GAME WITH THE
SECRET SERVICE NEXT MONTH
385
00:14:54,806 --> 00:14:56,626
AND IT WOULD BE NICE TO
SHOW UP WITH SOME GOOD
386
00:14:56,808 --> 00:14:58,328
EQUIPMENT FOR A CHANGE.
387
00:14:58,506 --> 00:14:59,986
MITCH: ACTUALLY GEORGIA I
WAS THINKING ABOUT MOVING
388
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,420
YOU FROM RIGHT FIELD TO
CATCHER, YOU ALRIGHT WITH
389
00:15:01,596 --> 00:15:02,506
THAT?
390
00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:03,734
GEORGIA: OH HONEY, NO.
391
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,433
AMANDA: OH, YOU WERE?
392
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,170
GEORGIA: NOBODY EVER HITS
THE BALL TO RIGHT FIELD SO
393
00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:09,521
I SIT OUT THERE AND STORE
UP MY POWER SO I CAN MAYBE
394
00:15:09,691 --> 00:15:11,301
HIT A GOOD BUNT.
395
00:15:11,475 --> 00:15:13,215
AMANDA: LOOK, I'M TEAM
MANAGER, I MAKE THE
396
00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:14,350
DECISIONS.
397
00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:15,782
MITCH, YOU'RE CATCHING.
398
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,218
MITCH: NO, I NEED MORE
ACTION THAN THAT.
399
00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:19,054
HARD CORNER, 3RD BASE,
THAT'S WHERE I LIVE.
400
00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:22,272
AMANDA: THIS IS WHY WE
HAVEN'T WON A GAME YET.
401
00:15:22,443 --> 00:15:25,933
MITCH: I DON'T THINK
THAT'S THE REASON.
402
00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:39,721
AMANDA: THANK YOU FOR
YOUR PROMPT RESPONSE
403
00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:41,235
MR. ELLISON.
404
00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:42,328
AND AGAIN, WE REALLY
APPRECIATE YOUR HELP IN
405
00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:43,936
THE LAST CASE.
406
00:15:44,117 --> 00:15:44,637
ELLISON: NO PROBLEM AT
ALL, HAPPY TO DO WHATEVER
407
00:15:44,813 --> 00:15:46,163
I CAN.
408
00:15:46,336 --> 00:15:47,816
AMANDA: THERE ARE JUST A
FEW THINGS THAT ARE
409
00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:48,600
CONFUSING US AT THE MOMENT
AND WE THOUGHT YOU MIGHT
410
00:15:48,773 --> 00:15:50,213
BE ABLE TO HELP.
411
00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:51,564
I'M SURE WITH AN EXPERT
EYE LIKE YOURS YOU CAN
412
00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:54,133
TELL THAT THESE ITEMS ARE
COUNTERFEIT.
413
00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:58,998
ELLISON: DEFINITELY THIS
BASEBALL.
414
00:15:59,175 --> 00:16:00,995
AMANDA: WHAT CONCERNS US,
MR. ELLISON, IS THAT WE
415
00:16:01,177 --> 00:16:04,217
PURCHASED THESE ITEMS FROM
YOUR WEBSITE.
416
00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:06,268
NOW IF WE WERE TO GET A
SEARCH WARRANT AND GO
417
00:16:06,443 --> 00:16:08,533
THROUGH YOUR WAREHOUSE
WOULD WE FIND A LOT MORE
418
00:16:08,706 --> 00:16:12,146
ITEMS LIKE THESE?
419
00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:17,369
ELLISON: THIS IS A
BUSINESS OF HIGH DEMAND
420
00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:19,371
AND DIMINISHING SUPPLY.
421
00:16:19,543 --> 00:16:24,203
I STARTED OUT LEGIT BUT
THEN I DECIDED TO AUGMENT
422
00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:26,124
THE SUPPLY.
423
00:16:26,289 --> 00:16:27,859
NOT MUCH AT FIRST BUT
THEN...
424
00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:30,210
AMANDA: IT GOT OUT OF
HAND.
425
00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:31,990
MITCH: CHEATING PEOPLE OUT
OF A LOT OF MONEY
426
00:16:32,165 --> 00:16:36,685
EVENTUALLY JUST SEEMED
OKAY.
427
00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:39,255
ELLISON: I GUESS I SHOULD
GET A LAWYER.
428
00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:41,703
AM I UNDER ARREST?
429
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:43,220
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
430
00:16:43,393 --> 00:16:44,703
MITCH: WE'RE POSTAL
INSPECTORS, WE DON'T
431
00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:46,053
REALLY HUG IT OUT.
432
00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:50,442
SO YEAH, GET A LAWYER.
433
00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:03,023
FRANKLIN: GREAT PARTY
GUYS.
434
00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:05,846
AND THIS CAKE IS
FANTASTIC.
435
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,635
MMM...CAUGHT THE VIDEO OF
YOU AND COUGAR MASCOT
436
00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:09,940
ON-LINE.
437
00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:11,726
YOU CAN CERTAINLY TAKE A
PUNCH.
438
00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:14,250
NOAH: THANKS.
439
00:17:14,424 --> 00:17:15,604
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
440
00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:18,043
PRESTON: I'LL GET THAT.
441
00:17:18,211 --> 00:17:19,731
FRANKLIN: WHAT'S GOING ON?
442
00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:21,388
IT'S YOUR DAD'S BIRTHDAY,
YOU SHOULD BE CELEBRATING.
443
00:17:21,562 --> 00:17:23,002
NOAH: JUST WISH I COULD'VE
SCORED A BETTER GIFT FOR
444
00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:24,302
HIM.
445
00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:27,438
I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF HE
LIKES HAM.
446
00:17:27,611 --> 00:17:31,441
PRESTON: DAN MARINO!
447
00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:33,175
YOU GOT MY MESSAGE.
448
00:17:33,356 --> 00:17:34,876
DAN: YOU MUST BE PRESTON.
449
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,714
WHERE'S YOUR BUDDY NOAH?
450
00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:41,101
NOAH: IT WOULD'VE BEEN SO
MUCH COOLER TO GIVE HIM AN
451
00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:43,317
AUTOGRAPHED JERSEY FROM
DAN MARINO.
452
00:17:43,497 --> 00:17:47,757
PRESTON: UH, DID SOMEBODY
MENTION NFL LEGEND AND
453
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HALL OF FAMER DAN MARINO?
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DAN: YOU MUST BE NOAH.
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00:17:53,637 --> 00:17:55,287
YOUR BUDDY PRESTON HERE
SENT ME A LETTER ABOUT A
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FAKE JERSEY AND SOME
SLIPPERS, SO I THOUGHT I
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COULD BE OF SOME HELP.
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00:17:59,382 --> 00:18:00,692
SO HERE YOU GO.
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AND THAT'S AUTHENTIC.
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00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:05,130
NOAH: IT'S A MIRACLE.
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00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:07,001
MR. MARINO, I CAN'T
BELIEVE YOU CAME ALL THIS
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WAY TO GIVE MY DAD AN
AUTOGRAPHED JERSEY.
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00:18:09,349 --> 00:18:10,959
DAN: WELL THERE'S THAT,
AND I WAS IN TOWN FOR A
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00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:12,443
CELEBRITY GOLF TOURNAMENT.
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00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:14,533
SO WHERE IS THE BIRTHDAY
BOY?
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00:18:14,702 --> 00:18:16,102
NOAH: HE'S IN THE SUNROOM.
467
00:18:16,269 --> 00:18:19,749
OH MAN, HE'S GONNA FLIP.
468
00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:23,450
DAN: ANYONE SMELL HAM?
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00:18:29,499 --> 00:18:31,109
FRANKLIN: WAY TO GO MY
MAN.
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00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:33,764
WAY TO GO.
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00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:46,038
AMANDA: WHEN I CALLED
EARLIER TODAY I TOLD YOU
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00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:47,432
I HAD GOOD NEWS.
473
00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:48,824
I DO.
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00:18:48,997 --> 00:18:51,167
BUT I WANTED TO DELIVER IT
IN PERSON.
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00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:54,957
MRS. MCKINNON: WHAT IS
THIS?
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00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,704
AMANDA: IT'S A CHECK.
477
00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:58,494
WE AUCTIONED OFF THE
ASSETS OF THE MAN WHO
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STOLE FROM YOU.
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00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:01,659
FORTUNATELY HE HAD A LOT
OF VALUABLE PROPERTY - I
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00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:03,046
MEAN A LOT.
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00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:04,709
MR. MCKINNON: SO THIS
IS...?
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00:19:04,882 --> 00:19:06,362
AMANDA: THIS IS YOUR
RESTITUTION.
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00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:08,796
MOST OF WHAT YOU LOST IS
IN THAT CHECK.
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00:19:08,973 --> 00:19:10,323
MRS. MCKINNON: OH,
THIS...THIS...THIS IS
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00:19:10,497 --> 00:19:11,627
WONDERFUL.
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00:19:11,802 --> 00:19:12,932
MR. MCKINNON: THANK YOU.
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00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:14,198
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:15,850
AMANDA: YOU'RE LUCKIER
THAN MOST.
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00:19:16,024 --> 00:19:16,984
THESE JERKS USUALLY SPEND
ALL THE MONEY BEFORE WE
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00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,586
CAN GET TO THEM.
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00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:19,936
MRS. MCKINNON: PLEASE, CAN
WE TREAT YOU TO DINNER
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00:19:20,115 --> 00:19:21,675
TONIGHT TO CELEBRATE?
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00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:23,336
MR. MCKINNON: YES.
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00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:24,900
AMANDA: I'LL DO YOU ONE
BETTER; WOULD YOU CARE TO
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00:19:25,076 --> 00:19:26,556
JOIN ME FOR A BIRTHDAY
PARTY?
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00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:29,600
MRS. MCKINNON: WHY NOT?
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00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:31,387
MR. MCKINNON: ANYONE WE
KNOW?
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00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:32,821
AMANDA: THERE MIGHT BE
SOMEONE THERE YOU'LL
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00:19:32,997 --> 00:19:35,607
RECOGNIZE.
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00:19:43,443 --> 00:19:45,403
AMANDA: COLLECTING SPORTS
MEMORABILIA IS A PASTIME
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00:19:45,575 --> 00:19:47,005
AS OLD AS SPORTS ITSELF.
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00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,926
GUY: AND IT'S ALSO A BIG
BUSINESS, GENERATING
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00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:50,930
MILLIONS OF DOLLARS EACH
YEAR.
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00:19:51,102 --> 00:19:53,062
I'M GUY COTTRELL, THE
CHIEF OF THE UNITED STATES
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00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:54,925
POSTAL INSPECTION SERVICE.
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00:19:55,106 --> 00:19:58,106
BATS, HATS, YOU NAME IT,
IF A BIG NAME PLAYER
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00:19:58,284 --> 00:20:00,594
SIGNED IT OR USED IT IN A
GAME COLLECTORS WILL PAY
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00:20:00,764 --> 00:20:02,294
BIG BUCKS.
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00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:03,682
AND WHEN THERE'S THAT MUCH
MONEY ON THE LINE THERE'S
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00:20:03,854 --> 00:20:05,684
ALWAYS SOMEONE WHO COMES
UP WITH A SCAM.
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00:20:05,856 --> 00:20:08,416
MAKE SURE YOU KNOW WHO
YOU'RE BUYING FROM.
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00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:10,298
TO BE SAFE, BUY YOUR
COLLECTIBLES FROM
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REPUTABLE DEALERS WHO
OFFER LIFETIME MONEY-BACK
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GUARANTEES OF
AUTHENTICITY.
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00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:17,261
AMANDA: YOU MIGHT BE A
TARGET, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE
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00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:18,393
TO BE A VICTIM.
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00:20:18,443 --> 00:20:22,993
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