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PRESTON: I'M PRESTON WAINWRIGHT
AND THIS
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IS MY MOM, AMANDA.
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SHE'S A UNITED STATES
POSTAL INSPECTOR, WHICH
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MEANS SHE SOLVES ANY CRIME
THAT USES THE MAIL.
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MY DAD WAS AN INSPECTOR,
TOO, ONE OF THE BEST,
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UNTIL I LOST HIM AND THE
USE OF MY LEGS IN A CAR
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ACCIDENT.
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NOW, I'M FOLLOWING MY OWN
DREAM WITH AN INTERNSHIP
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IN THE CRIME LAB AND THE
HELP OF MY BEST FRIENDS.
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TOGETHER, WE ARE THE
INSPECTORS.
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PRESTON: ALL RIGHT, TOMMY.
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YOU JUST GOT TO CALM DOWN.
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OKAY?
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THIS IS JUST A FORM
LETTER.
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NOW, GRANTED, IT'S FROM
THE IRS, SO IT'S KIND OF
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SCARY.
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BUT LET'S NOT PANIC.
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TOMMY: I FILE MY FIRST TAX
RETURN AND, BOOM, I GET
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FLAGGED BY THE IRS.
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WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
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PRESTON: WE?
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TOMMY: YEAH, WE.
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YOU'RE MY TAX GUY.
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PRESTON [SNICKERING]:
TOMMY, I'M NOT YOUR TAX
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GUY.
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I JUST HELPED YOU WITH
YOUR TAXES.
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FOR ME, IT WAS A MATH
PROBLEM.
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TOMMY: FOR ME, IT MIGHT BE
A PRISON PROBLEM.
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PRESTON: YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO GO TO PRISON,
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AND IF YOU DO, JUST LOOK
FOR THE BIGGEST GUY AND
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GIVE HIM YOUR DESSERT.
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TOMMY: WHAT?
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PRESTON: I'M KIDDING.
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THEY OBVIOUSLY MADE A
MISTAKE, OR WE DID, OR
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MAYBE IT'S SOME KIND OF
SCAM.
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I HEAR ABOUT SCAMS LIKE
THIS ALL THE TIME AT WORK.
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TOMMY: SO WHAT DO WE DO?
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PRESTON: I'LL ASK MY MOM.
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PRESTON: HEY, MOM.
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YOU OKAY?
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TOMMY: MRS. WAINWRIGHT?
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AMANDA: OH, I'M SORRY.
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I'M JUST NOT USED TO BEING
ON VACATION.
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I HAVEN'T CHECKED EMAILS
OR GONE THROUGH ALL THE
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CASE FILES, NOTHING.
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PRESTON: THAT'S GOOD.
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AMANDA: BUT I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF.
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I'VE BEEN STANDING
HERE FOR THE LAST
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FIVE MINUTES.
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PRESTON: YOU COULD PLAY
TENNIS.
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YOU COULD GO GET A
MASSAGE.
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YOU CAN HAVE LUNCH WITH
FRIENDS.
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AMANDA: OR I COULD SPEND
TIME WITH MY FAVORITE SON.
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PRESTON: I'M YOUR ONLY
SON.
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AMANDA: WELL, THEN, IT'S A
GOOD THING YOU'RE MY
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FAVORITE.
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PRESTON: OKAY.
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LET'S LEAVE HER BE.
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GIVE HER SOME ALONE TIME.
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AMANDA: OH.
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PRESTON: WE'LL FIND A NEW
WAY TO DEAL WITH THIS.
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AMANDA: NO. NO. NO.
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO.
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WE CAN JUST HANG OUT AND
TALK.
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LISTEN TO TUNES.
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BAKE SOME COOKIES.
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SCRAPBOOK.
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PRESTON: SO WHAT DO YOU
THINK?
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NOAH: NO CHANCE, DUDE.
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VERONICA FAILED HER
DRIVING TEST LIKE BY A
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MILLION.
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PRESTON: WELL, SHE CAN'T
USE MY CAR BECAUSE OF THE
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MODIFICATIONS.
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HER MOM'S CAR'S IN THE
SHOP.
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NOAH: BECAUSE OF HER.
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PRESTON: DUDE, SHE NEEDS
US.
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WE GOT TO HELP HER OUT.
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NOAH: HER PARENTS KEPT HER
TRAINING WHEELS ON HER
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BIKE ALL THROUGH HIGH
SCHOOL.
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SHE'S BAD WITH ANYTHING
THAT HAS WHEELS, AND I'M
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NOT RISKING MINE ON HER.
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PRESTON: JUST GIVE HER A
CHANCE, MAN.
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LET HER USE YOUR CAR FOR
THE DRIVING TEST.
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NOAH: DUDE, ASK ME
ANYTHING ELSE BUT NOT
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THIS.
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PRESTON: I THOUGHT WE WERE
BROS.
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NOAH: I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE PLAYING THE BRO
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CARD.
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PRESTON: BRO, BRO, BRODY,
BROHAM, BRO MONTANA,
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BRO NAMATH, BRO PESCI,
BRO DIMAGGIO.
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NOAH: OKAY.
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PRESTON: ABROHAM LINCOLN.
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NOAH: OKAY.
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OKAY.
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IF I DO THIS, IT'S ONLY ON
ONE CONDITION.
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PRESTON: NAME IT.
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NOAH: I HAVE TO BE IN THE
CAR WITH HER.
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PRESTON: GREAT.
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I'LL BE THERE, TOO.
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PRESTON: ON THE HILLSIDE,
LOOKING THROUGH BINOCULARS.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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AMANDA: WAINWRIGHT ON
VACATION.
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MITCH: YEAH.
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I KNOW.
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I KNOW, AND I'M SORRY.
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BUT, LOOK, I HAD A QUICK
QUESTION ABOUT FALSE
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MEDICAL CLAIMS.
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AMANDA: OH, I'M ALL EARS.
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MITCH: ALL RIGHT.
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WE'VE GOT THIS
WELL-RESPECTED SURGICAL
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GROUP THAT IS POSSIBLY
OVERCHARGING MEDICARE.
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NOW, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO
REMEMBER THAT
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MEDICAL-FRAUD CASE WE HAD
A WHILE BACK.
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DO RECALL HOW THEY WERE
PULLING THAT OFF?
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AMANDA: THE PRACTICE WAS
UP-CODING.
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MITCH: RIGHT, UP-CODING.
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BUT THEY WERE CLAIMING
THEY WERE USING EXPENSIVE
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PROSTATE DRUGS, RIGHT?
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AMANDA: ON FEMALE
PATIENTS.
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MITCH [LAUGHING]: YEAH, ON
-- YEAH.
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ALL RIGHT, BOSS, GET BACK
TO RELAXING, HUH?
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YOU'VE EARNED IT.
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AMANDA: YOU KNOW, THE
FUNNY THING ABOUT THAT --
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MITCH?
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HELLO?
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AMANDA: I HAVE EARNED IT.
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IRS: HELLO, TOMMY.
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LET'S SEE IF WE CAN'T
FIGURE OUT WHAT HAPPENED.
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ACCORDING TO MY RECORDS,
YOUR TAX RETURN'S FLAGGED
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BECAUSE WE RECEIVED TWO
RETURNS WITH THE SAME
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SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER.
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TOMMY: TWO RETURNS?
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PRESTON: I TOLD YOU IT WAS
PROBABLY A SCAM.
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IRS: WE SENT A REFUND
CHECK OF $9,250.
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TOMMY: WHAT?
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I WAS EXPECTING A REFUND
CHECK OF 300.
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IRS: LOOKS LIKE THAT
REFUND CHECK IS BEING HELD
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PENDING AN INVESTIGATION.
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TOMMY: INVESTIGATION?
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PRESTON: TELL HIM YOU'LL
CALL BACK.
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TOMMY: CAN I CALL YOU
BACK?
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IRS: OF COURSE.
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TOMMY: WHAT AM I GOING TO
DO?
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PRESTON: I WOULD ASK MY
MOM, BUT I DON'T WANT TO
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MESS UP HER VACATION.
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TOMMY: SO WHAT'S PLAN B?
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MITCH: OKAY.
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WELL, THE POSTAL
INSPECTION SERVICE WILL
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TAKE IT FROM HERE.
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YEAH.
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YEAH.
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WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH
FOR YOUR HELP.
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ALL RIGHT.
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PRESTON: SO DID THEY FIGURE
OUT WHY THERE WERE TWO
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RETURNS FILED UNDER THE SAME
SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER?
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MITCH: WELL, IT'S A PRETTY
COMMON SCAM.
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SEE, THE CRIMINALS WILL
USE THE REAL SOCIAL
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SECURITY NUMBERS FROM
YOUNG PEOPLE, YOU KNOW,
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WHO HAVEN'T FILED THEIR
FIRST RETURNS YET.
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THEN, FILE PHONY RETURNS
USING THOSE NAMES AND
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COLLECT FRAUDULENT
REFUNDS.
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TOMMY: SO MY IDENTITY'S
BEEN STOLEN.
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MITCH: YES.
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TOMMY: GREAT.
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MITCH: WELL, IT'S A 6
BILLION DOLLAR A YEAR
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PROBLEM.
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THEY RUIN THESE
INDIVIDUALS' LIVES, AND
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THE TAXPAYERS FOOT THE
BILL FOR THEIR SCAMS, AND
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HOWEVER THERE'S GOOD NEWS
AND BAD NEWS.
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SO, WHICH DO YOU WANT
FIRST?
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TOMMY: GOOD.
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PRESTON: BAD.
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MITCH: OKAY.
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WELL, TOMMY, YOUR REFUND
IS GOING TO BE DELAYED.
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TOMMY: AND THE GOOD NEWS?
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MITCH: WELL, THE GOOD NEWS
IS, WE HAVE AN ADDRESS
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WHERE THE CHECK AS SENT.
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TOMMY: HOW IS THAT GOOD
NEWS?
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MITCH: WELL -- OKAY.
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SO THAT'S BREAKING NEWS.
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WHAT?
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DAVID: ALL RIGHT, FULL
EXTENSION ALL THE WAY DOWN.
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KEEP GOING.
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AMANDA: OKAY.
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I'M OFF.
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PRESTON: PLAYING SOME
GOLF?
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AMANDA: WHAT?
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PRESTON: CLEARLY, YOUR
SARCASM RADAR'S ON
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VACATION, TOO.
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AMANDA: HUH, CUTE.
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DAVID: YOU'LL HAVE TO
FORGIVE HIM.
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ALL OF THE OXYGEN HAS GONE
FROM HIS BRAINS TO HIS
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MUSCLES.
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PRESTON: UM-HMM.
[GROANS]
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AMANDA: ALL RIGHT.
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HAVE FUN, HANS AND FRANZ.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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PRESTON [WHISPERING]: ONE
SECOND.
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HEY, MITCH.
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YEAH, NO.
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I CAN TALK.
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SO WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP IN
TOMMY'S CASE.
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OKAY.
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NO, THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
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WELL, JUST LET ME KNOW IF
YOU NEED ANYMORE
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INFORMATION, OKAY?
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ALL RIGHT, THANKS.
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DAVID: WHAT WAS OUR
AGREEMENT ON CELL PHONES
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AND WORKING OUT?
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PRESTON: I'M SORRY.
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IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT.
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I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP A
FRIEND.
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AMANDA: SINCE WHEN DO YOU
TALK TO MITCH DIRECTLY?
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PRESTON: OKAY.
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OKAY.
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THERE'S THIS FRAUD CASE
INVOLVING TOMMY.
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I DIDN'T WANT TO BRING IT
UP TO YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE
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SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING A
STRESS-FREE VACATION.
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AMANDA: I'M OFFICIALLY NOW
NOT STRESS-FREE.
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PRESTON: SERIOUSLY, MOM?
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CAN YOU JUST ENJOY YOUR
TIME OFF?
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AMANDA: I'VE TRIED, CAN'T,
JUST CAN'T.
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I'M GOING TO THE OFFICE.
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PRESTON: WELL, YOU MIGHT
WANT TO CHANGE YOUR
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CLOTHES.
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SOMEBODY MIGHT ASK YOU TO
DELIVER A PACKAGE.
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AMANDA: GOOD POINT.
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PRESTON: YOU KNOW, I TRIED
NOT TO MESS UP HER
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VACATION.
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BUT, I DID IT ANYWAY.
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DAVID: DUDE, SHE WAS NEVER
ON VACATION.
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PRESTON: GOOD POINT.
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MITCH: SO THIS IS
YOU ON VACATION.
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AMANDA: [GUFFAWS] I
CHECKED THE IRS SCAM
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ADDRESS.
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IT'S A COMMERCIAL MAIL
RECEIVING AGENCY OVER ON
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KILLBORNE.
238
00:08:15,059 --> 00:08:16,409
MITCH: WELL, WHO'S THE BOX
REGISTERED TO?
239
00:08:16,583 --> 00:08:18,113
AMANDA: PHONY NAME AND
ADDRESS.
240
00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:21,410
MITCH: YOU KNOW, THERE'S A
GREAT BARBECUE JOINT ON
241
00:08:21,588 --> 00:08:24,808
KILLBORNE, BEST SMOTHERED
CHICKEN ON THE EAST COAST.
242
00:08:24,982 --> 00:08:26,592
AMANDA: I'M NOT SURE I
WANT TO EAT SOMETHING
243
00:08:26,767 --> 00:08:28,117
THAT'S BEEN SMOTHERED.
244
00:08:28,290 --> 00:08:30,900
ARE YOU BUYING?
245
00:08:31,075 --> 00:08:32,725
MITCH: NO.
246
00:08:32,903 --> 00:08:36,603
AMANDA: CAN I DRIVE?
247
00:08:36,777 --> 00:08:38,907
MITCH: [LAUGHING]
248
00:08:39,083 --> 00:08:40,653
NOAH: WATCH OUT
FOR THAT CYCLIST.
249
00:08:40,824 --> 00:08:42,744
HANDS AT TEN AND TWO, TEN
AND TWO.
250
00:08:42,913 --> 00:08:43,743
VERONICA: OKAY.
251
00:08:43,914 --> 00:08:45,054
NOAH: EYES ON THE ROAD.
252
00:08:45,220 --> 00:08:46,000
VERONICA: YOU'RE MAKING ME
NERVOUS.
253
00:08:46,177 --> 00:08:47,217
NOAH: YOU'RE NERVOUS.
254
00:08:47,396 --> 00:08:49,266
THIS IS MY CAR.
255
00:08:49,441 --> 00:08:53,141
VERONICA: I HAVEN'T EVEN
STARTED IT YET.
256
00:08:53,315 --> 00:08:55,095
PRESTON: WHY DON'T
WE START WITH THAT?
257
00:08:55,273 --> 00:08:57,103
WHY DON'T YOU PUT THE KEY
IN THE IGNITION?
258
00:08:57,275 --> 00:08:58,405
VERONICA: THE WHAT?
259
00:08:58,581 --> 00:08:59,891
NOAH: START THE CAR.
260
00:09:00,061 --> 00:09:02,721
VERONICA: OKAY.
261
00:09:02,890 --> 00:09:04,810
[WIPERS SMACKING]
262
00:09:04,979 --> 00:09:06,419
PRESTON: TRY THE KEY
THINGY.
263
00:09:06,589 --> 00:09:09,239
VERONICA: OH.
264
00:09:09,418 --> 00:09:10,848
[KEYS JINGLING]
265
00:09:11,028 --> 00:09:12,248
VERONICA: I DID IT!
266
00:09:12,421 --> 00:09:13,731
HIGH FIVE.
267
00:09:13,901 --> 00:09:15,081
NOAH: NO HIGH FIVES.
268
00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:15,860
NEVER TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF
THE WHEEL.
269
00:09:16,033 --> 00:09:17,253
VERONICA: OH.
270
00:09:17,426 --> 00:09:18,376
NOAH: OKAY.
271
00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:19,598
LET'S PUT THE CAR IN
DRIVE.
272
00:09:19,776 --> 00:09:21,816
VERONICA [WHISPERING]:
OKAY.
273
00:09:21,996 --> 00:09:23,076
NOAH: NO! NO!
274
00:09:23,258 --> 00:09:24,478
THE OTHER DRIVE!
275
00:09:24,651 --> 00:09:25,171
PRESTON: THAT'S NOT --
THAT'S REVERSE.
276
00:09:25,347 --> 00:09:25,827
STOP. STOP.
277
00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:26,870
STOP!
278
00:09:27,044 --> 00:09:27,874
LET'S PUT THE CAR IN PARK.
279
00:09:28,045 --> 00:09:29,525
IT'S THE ONE LABELED P.
280
00:09:29,699 --> 00:09:30,609
VERONICA: GOT IT.
281
00:09:30,787 --> 00:09:32,657
P IS FOR PARK.
282
00:09:32,833 --> 00:09:34,663
NOAH: P IS FOR PLEASE GET
OUT OF MY CAR.
283
00:09:34,835 --> 00:09:36,005
HEY.
284
00:09:36,184 --> 00:09:40,844
I GOT A GREAT IDEA.
285
00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:48,330
VERONICA: SO I'M ALMOST
READY, RIGHT?
286
00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:52,590
PRESTON: UM-HMM.
287
00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:04,867
POSTAL WORKER: THIS IS THE
BOX RIGHT HERE.
288
00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:06,479
MITCH: NOW, HAS THIS BOX
CHANGED OWNERSHIP
289
00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:07,519
RECENTLY?
290
00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:08,834
POSTAL WORKER: NO.
291
00:10:08,999 --> 00:10:10,349
IT'S BEEN THE SAME FOR A
WHILE NOW.
292
00:10:10,522 --> 00:10:12,182
[SHUFFLING OF PAPERS]
293
00:10:12,350 --> 00:10:13,740
MITCH: IRS REFUND CHECKS,
294
00:10:13,917 --> 00:10:16,177
SAME ADDRESS, DIFFERENT
NAMES.
295
00:10:16,354 --> 00:10:18,144
AMANDA: AND WHOEVER IT IS,
IS HAVING A GOOD WEEK.
296
00:10:18,313 --> 00:10:19,713
I SAY WE LEAVE IT HERE.
297
00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:20,710
WAIT AND SEE WHO PICKS IT
UP THEN FOLLOW THEM.
298
00:10:20,881 --> 00:10:22,271
MITCH: YEAH.
299
00:10:22,447 --> 00:10:23,537
I WONDER HOW MANY BOXES
HE'S GOT AROUND TOWN.
300
00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:25,230
AMANDA: YOU CAN BET IT'S A
LOT.
301
00:10:25,407 --> 00:10:27,147
MITCH: NOW, MOST IMPORTANT
THING.
302
00:10:27,322 --> 00:10:30,412
THAT BARBECUE JOINT, IS
THAT EAST OR WEST OF HERE?
303
00:10:30,586 --> 00:10:32,366
POSTAL WORKER: ARE YOU
SERIOUS?
304
00:10:32,544 --> 00:10:33,854
AMANDA: YOU DON'T HAVE TO
ANSWER THAT, MA'AM.
305
00:10:34,024 --> 00:10:37,424
PLEASE DON'T.
306
00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:41,076
PRESTON: ALL RIGHT, YOU
READY?
307
00:10:41,249 --> 00:10:41,859
VERONICA: READY.
308
00:10:42,032 --> 00:10:43,212
PRESTON: GOOD.
309
00:10:43,381 --> 00:10:44,341
LET'S GO OVER THE RULES OF
THE ROAD.
310
00:10:44,513 --> 00:10:45,513
OKAY.
311
00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:47,078
HERE WE GO.
312
00:10:47,255 --> 00:10:48,735
WHEN A CAR TRAVELING
DOWNHILL IS APPROACHED BY
313
00:10:48,909 --> 00:10:50,389
A CAR TRAVELING UPHILL,
WHO HAS THE RIGHT OF WAY?
314
00:10:50,562 --> 00:10:51,482
VERONICA: MY CAR.
315
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:52,521
PRESTON: NO.
316
00:10:52,695 --> 00:10:53,295
VERONICA: THE BIGGER CAR.
317
00:10:53,478 --> 00:10:54,348
PRESTON: NO.
318
00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:55,093
VERONICA: THE NICER CAR.
319
00:10:55,263 --> 00:10:56,003
PRESTON: NO.
320
00:10:56,177 --> 00:10:56,867
IT'S THE UPHILL CAR.
321
00:10:57,047 --> 00:10:58,047
VERONICA: OH.
322
00:10:58,222 --> 00:10:59,662
PRESTON: HERE'S AN EASY
ONE.
323
00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:01,623
WHEN PARKING NEXT TO A
CURB, HOW MANY INCHES MUST
324
00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:03,181
YOU BE AWAY FROM IT?
325
00:11:03,358 --> 00:11:04,228
VERONICA: I DON'T KNOW.
326
00:11:04,402 --> 00:11:05,672
I'D PROBABLY ALWAYS VALET.
327
00:11:05,839 --> 00:11:07,229
PRESTON: YOU'RE NOT EVEN
TRYING, V.
328
00:11:07,405 --> 00:11:08,925
VERONICA: IT'S TOO HARD.
329
00:11:09,103 --> 00:11:11,113
WHY CAN'T THEY JUST GIVE
ME A LICENSE?
330
00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:13,719
PRESTON: BECAUSE DRIVING
IS A PRIVILEGE,
331
00:11:13,890 --> 00:11:15,330
A PRIVILEGE YOU
HAVE TO WORK FOR.
332
00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:17,370
NOW, DO YOU WANT TO RIDE
THE BUS FOR THE REST OF
333
00:11:17,546 --> 00:11:18,326
YOUR LIFE?
334
00:11:18,503 --> 00:11:19,553
VERONICA: NO.
335
00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:20,552
PRESTON: I DIDN'T THINK
SO.
336
00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:22,203
LET'S START FROM THE TOP.
337
00:11:22,377 --> 00:11:23,597
VERONICA: OKAY, BECAUSE
THE CAR ON TOP ALWAYS HAS
338
00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:25,380
THE RIGHT-OF-WAY, RIGHT?
339
00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:26,904
PRESTON: WOW.
340
00:11:27,077 --> 00:11:28,687
VERONICA: RIGHT?
341
00:11:28,862 --> 00:11:30,302
PRESTON: LET'S TALK ABOUT
SHARING
342
00:11:30,472 --> 00:11:31,872
THE ROAD WITH BICYCLES.
343
00:11:37,871 --> 00:11:40,351
AMANDA: COFFEE TO YOUR
STANDARDS?
344
00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:45,175
MITCH: EH.
345
00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:46,396
AMANDA: OH, WOW.
346
00:11:46,575 --> 00:11:51,485
THAT IS A GREAT DRESS!
347
00:11:52,450 --> 00:11:57,110
AMANDA: OH, I HAVE TO LOOK
FOR THAT ONLINE.
348
00:11:57,281 --> 00:11:59,111
HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED
TEA?
349
00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:00,333
MITCH: NO.
350
00:12:00,502 --> 00:12:01,292
NO.
351
00:12:01,459 --> 00:12:02,419
I CAN'T DRINK TEA.
352
00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:04,641
I WAS WEANED ON COFFEE.
353
00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:08,251
AMANDA: I BELIEVE YOU
WERE.
354
00:12:14,864 --> 00:12:17,614
AMANDA: WAINWRIGHT. GOT IT.
355
00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:18,910
DON'T SAY ANYTHING.
356
00:12:19,086 --> 00:12:20,256
DON'T INDICATE ANYTHING.
357
00:12:20,435 --> 00:12:21,735
HANG UP NOW.
358
00:12:21,915 --> 00:12:23,475
MITCH: WAS THAT THE STORE
OWNER?
359
00:12:23,655 --> 00:12:25,175
AMANDA: THE GIRL IN THE
GREAT DRESS IS ALSO OUR
360
00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:26,313
BAG MAN.
361
00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:29,534
MITCH: OH.
362
00:12:29,705 --> 00:12:34,225
WELL, LET'S SEE WHERE SHE
GOES.
363
00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:48,594
NOAH: SHE'S A VERY BAD
DRIVER.
364
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,158
PRESTON: COME ON.
365
00:12:50,334 --> 00:12:52,774
IF SHE TAKES IT SERIOUSLY,
SHE'LL PASS.
366
00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:54,986
NOAH: I STILL CAN'T
BELIEVE YOU TALKED ME INTO
367
00:12:55,165 --> 00:12:59,465
USING MY CAR FOR HER
LICENSE TEST.
368
00:12:59,648 --> 00:13:01,908
PRESTON: UH-OH.
369
00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:06,385
LOOKS LIKE SHE DIDN'T
TAKE IT SERIOUSLY.
370
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:13,444
NOAH: I'M SO SORRY.
371
00:13:13,618 --> 00:13:15,098
VERONICA: WHY?
372
00:13:15,272 --> 00:13:16,582
I JUST TOOK THE WRITTEN
TEST.
373
00:13:16,752 --> 00:13:18,362
I THINK I ACED IT.
374
00:13:18,536 --> 00:13:20,926
I'M UPSET BECAUSE MY HAIR
LOOKS TERRIBLE TODAY.
375
00:13:21,104 --> 00:13:22,544
I KNOW I'M GOING TO HATE
MY PICTURE.
376
00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:23,724
PRESTON: VERONICA, TRUST
ME.
377
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:25,240
YOU'RE VERY PHOTOGENIC.
378
00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:26,503
THE ONLY TIME ANYONE'S
EVER GOING TO SEE YOUR
379
00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:28,065
PICTURE IS IF YOU GET A
TICKET.
380
00:13:28,242 --> 00:13:30,242
YOU MIGHT GET A FEW OF
THOSE.
381
00:13:30,418 --> 00:13:32,508
BUT, FOR NOW, YOU JUST GOT
TO FOCUS ON TAKING CONTROL
382
00:13:32,681 --> 00:13:36,081
OF THE CAR.
383
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:40,690
INSTRUCTOR: WHICH ONE OF
YOU IS RUIZ?
384
00:13:49,002 --> 00:13:50,572
MITCH: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
BE ON VACATION.
385
00:13:50,742 --> 00:13:52,612
YOU REALLY DON'T HAVE TO
BE HERE.
386
00:13:52,788 --> 00:13:55,178
AMANDA: I'M NOT GOING TO
LET AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE
387
00:13:55,356 --> 00:13:56,916
THIS PASS ME BY.
388
00:13:57,097 --> 00:13:58,747
I WANT TO KNOW WHO SHE'S
PICKING UP THOSE CHECKS
389
00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:00,315
FOR.
390
00:14:00,491 --> 00:14:01,671
MITCH: WELL, I'LL GET
HARVEY TO RUN THE PLATES
391
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:02,971
AND GET STARTED ON THE
WARRANT, THEN.
392
00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:04,226
AMANDA: GOOD.
393
00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:05,978
MITCH: THAT'S A REALLY
NICE DOOR.
394
00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:07,459
AMANDA: HMM.
395
00:14:07,629 --> 00:14:10,279
MITCH: HOPE WE DON'T HAVE
TO KICK IT DOWN.
396
00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:12,328
PRESTON: HEY, LET'S
GO, VERONICA!
397
00:14:12,503 --> 00:14:13,423
YOU GOT THIS!
398
00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:14,381
NOAH: COME ON, V!
399
00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:16,029
YOU CAN DO IT!
400
00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:18,513
INSTRUCTOR: NO ADDRESSING
THE APPLICANT, PLEASE.
401
00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:20,643
START THE VEHICLE AND PULL
INTO TRAFFIC.
402
00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:28,961
START THE VEHICLE AND PULL
INTO TRAFFIC.
403
00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:30,519
PRESTON: WHY DOES SHE LOOK
SO NERVOUS?
404
00:14:30,695 --> 00:14:31,865
NOAH: I DON'T KNOW.
405
00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:36,305
SHE JUST NEEDS TO RELAX.
406
00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:40,051
PRESTON: VERONICA, WAIT!
407
00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:48,672
PRESTON: HEY!
408
00:14:48,844 --> 00:14:49,854
PRESTON: WHAT'S WRONG?
409
00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:51,799
VERONICA: I'M LOSING IT.
410
00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:53,848
LIKE I'M HAVING TOTAL
ANXIETY ABOUT THIS TEST.
411
00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:56,423
I JUST KNOW I'M GOING TO
BLOW IT AGAIN, AND THEN
412
00:14:56,591 --> 00:14:58,291
I'M NEVER GOING TO DRIVE,
AND THEN I'M GOING TO END
413
00:14:58,462 --> 00:15:00,072
UP LIKE THAT WEIRD OLD
LADY WAITING FOR THE BUS
414
00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:02,807
WITH THAT WEIRD OLD FUR
HAT.
415
00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:04,639
I JUST -- I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO.
416
00:15:04,816 --> 00:15:08,596
I LITERALLY HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT TO DO.
417
00:15:09,778 --> 00:15:10,738
PRESTON: HEY, DAD.
418
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,560
DAD: HEY, PAL.
419
00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:13,347
PRESTON: YOU GOT A MINUTE?
420
00:15:13,521 --> 00:15:14,301
DAD: YEAH.
421
00:15:14,478 --> 00:15:15,998
WHAT'S UP?
422
00:15:16,176 --> 00:15:17,436
PRESTON: [SIGHS] I HAVE TO
GIVE A SPEECH TOMORROW FOR
423
00:15:17,612 --> 00:15:19,832
CLASS, AND I'M JUST
NERVOUS.
424
00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:21,746
DAD: WELL, PRES, IF YOU
WEREN'T NERVOUS, I'D BE
425
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,101
WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
426
00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:25,620
PRESTON: DO YOU HAVE ANY
TIPS/ADVICE?
427
00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:28,144
DAD: I MEAN, I GET NERVOUS
EVERY TIME I GOT TO GIVE A
428
00:15:28,318 --> 00:15:29,578
PRESENTATION.
429
00:15:29,754 --> 00:15:31,454
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I
DO?
430
00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:33,056
PRESTON: WHAT?
431
00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:35,846
DAD: YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO COVER YOUR EARS.
432
00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:38,292
VERONICA: AND YOU PROBABLY
THINK I'M TOTALLY INSANE,
433
00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:39,629
RIGHT?
434
00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:40,938
LIKE WHO BAILS ON A
DRIVING TEST?
435
00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:42,554
PRESTON: HEY.
436
00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:45,644
WHY DON'T YOU JUST STOP
EVERYTHING FOR A SECOND
437
00:15:45,814 --> 00:15:49,174
AND JUST SCREAM?
438
00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:51,429
VERONICA: SCREAM?
439
00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:52,652
PRESTON: YEAH.
440
00:15:52,821 --> 00:15:55,691
JUST LET IT OUT AND
SCREAM.
441
00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:58,607
VERONICA: LIKE THIS?
442
00:15:58,783 --> 00:16:00,793
AH!
443
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:01,830
PRESTON: KIND OF.
444
00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:05,884
I'M THINKING MORE LIKE AH!
445
00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:07,492
VERONICA: AH!
446
00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:10,322
PRESTON: AH!
447
00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:11,801
VERONICA: [LAUGHING]
448
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:14,411
PRESTON: HOW DOES
THAT MAKE YOU FEEL?
449
00:16:14,582 --> 00:16:17,282
VERONICA: STRANGELY
ENOUGH, CALMER.
450
00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:18,284
PRESTON: GOOD.
451
00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:19,975
VERONICA: THANKS.
452
00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:23,983
PRESTON: YOU CAN THANK ME
AFTER YOU PASS YOUR TEST.
453
00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:28,119
PRESTON: GO GET 'EM.
454
00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:33,950
AMANDA: ACCORDING TO
HARVEY, THAT CAR IS
455
00:16:34,123 --> 00:16:36,173
REGISTERED TO A JOHN
COBERMAN.
456
00:16:36,343 --> 00:16:38,353
COBERMAN WAS BUSTED FIVE
YEARS AGO FOR GAS-STATION
457
00:16:38,519 --> 00:16:39,999
SKIMMING.
458
00:16:40,173 --> 00:16:41,353
MITCH: WELL, HE HAS UPPED
HIS GAME, STEALING FROM
459
00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:42,962
THE IRS.
460
00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:44,482
AMANDA: I'M GUESSING
COBERMAN IS IN THERE WITH
461
00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:46,215
OUR GIRL IN THE GREAT
DRESS.
462
00:16:46,396 --> 00:16:48,216
WE NEED HARVEY TO BRING US
THE WARRANT AND THE TEAM.
463
00:16:48,398 --> 00:16:49,918
MITCH: YOU WANT TO DO THE
HONORS?
464
00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:52,576
AMANDA: I REALLY SHOULD BE
AT HOME TODAY ON VACATION,
465
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:53,880
RELAXING.
466
00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:58,016
COURSE, I DO.
467
00:16:59,757 --> 00:17:03,977
[KNOCKING]
468
00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:05,723
[DOOR SQUEAKS]
469
00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:07,424
AMANDA: UNITED STATES
POSTAL INSPECTORS, WE HAVE
470
00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:09,251
A FEW QUESTIONS FOR YOU
ABOUT THE CHECKS YOU JUST
471
00:17:09,419 --> 00:17:11,069
PICKED UP.
472
00:17:11,247 --> 00:17:13,117
YOUR BEST COURSE OF ACTION
WOULD BE TO STEP BACK AND
473
00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:16,563
LET US IN.
474
00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:20,081
DON'T TELL ME.
475
00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:21,166
LET ME GUESS.
476
00:17:21,344 --> 00:17:22,694
JOHN COBERMAN?
477
00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:24,427
JOHN: WHAT IS THIS?
478
00:17:24,608 --> 00:17:26,128
AMANDA: U.S. POSTAL
INSPECTORS,
479
00:17:26,306 --> 00:17:28,256
AND THIS LOOKS AN AWFUL LOT
480
00:17:28,438 --> 00:17:29,868
LIKE MAIL AND TAX FRAUD.
481
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,619
JOHN: YOU GOT A WARRANT?
482
00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:34,489
MITCH: IN FACT, WE DO.
483
00:17:34,662 --> 00:17:37,752
[PAPER SMACKS]
484
00:17:39,449 --> 00:17:43,059
MITCH: IT'S JUST, YOU
KNOW, SEARCHING. AH.
485
00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:47,848
JOHN: [SIGHS]
486
00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:49,983
MITCH: YOUR WI-FI IS
FANTASTIC,
487
00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:52,936
AND WE HAVE YOU DEAD TO
RIGHTS.
488
00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:55,335
SO IF YOU PLEASE STAND UP,
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.
489
00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:57,469
PLACE YOUR HANDS BEHIND
YOUR BACK.
490
00:17:57,641 --> 00:18:01,211
AMANDA: YOU, TOO, SISTER.
491
00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:06,390
MITCH: AND NOW, BOSS, WILL
YOU PLEASE GO ON VACATION?
492
00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:08,523
AMANDA: I'LL THINK ABOUT
IT.
493
00:18:11,786 --> 00:18:14,136
AMANDA: I HAVE TO ASK.
494
00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:16,530
WHERE DID YOU GET THIS
DRESS?
495
00:18:16,704 --> 00:18:20,274
WE'LL TALK LATER.
496
00:18:30,848 --> 00:18:32,678
NOAH: IF MY CAR COMES BACK
WITH EVEN A SCRATCH ON IT,
497
00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:34,420
I'M HOLDING YOU PERSONALLY
RESPONSIBLE.
498
00:18:34,591 --> 00:18:36,121
PRESTON: YOUR CAR IS GOING
TO BE FINE, MAN.
499
00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:37,899
VERONICA'S GOING TO ACE
HER DRIVING TEST.
500
00:18:38,073 --> 00:18:40,823
[CAR HORN HONKS]
501
00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:44,209
OH, HERE SHE COMES.
502
00:18:49,258 --> 00:18:50,828
VERONICA: [GASPS]
503
00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:52,219
PRESTON: HOW'D YOU DO?
504
00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:54,832
VERONICA: FEEL LIKE I DID
ALL RIGHT.
505
00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:55,793
NOAH: NEVER MIND HER.
506
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:59,140
WHAT ABOUT MY CAR?
507
00:19:00,356 --> 00:19:02,576
VERONICA: WELL...
508
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:03,840
PRESTON: ALL RIGHT.
509
00:19:04,012 --> 00:19:04,752
I CAN'T TAKE THIS.
510
00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:06,666
DID SHE PASS OR NOT?
511
00:19:06,841 --> 00:19:08,841
INSTRUCTOR: YES.
512
00:19:09,017 --> 00:19:10,627
SHE PASSED, BARELY.
513
00:19:10,801 --> 00:19:14,721
BUT DID YOU REALLY NEED TO
SCREAM THE HOLD TIME?
514
00:19:14,892 --> 00:19:19,032
VERONICA: IT RELAXES ME.
515
00:19:20,768 --> 00:19:24,288
NOAH [PANTING]: SHE GOT
HER LICENSE.
516
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:25,947
PRESTON: I KNEW YOU COULD
DO IT.
517
00:19:26,121 --> 00:19:27,561
NOAH: OKAY.
518
00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:30,561
NOW, YOU GUYS CAN HIGH
FIVE.
519
00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:34,174
VERONICA: [GIGGLING]
520
00:19:42,877 --> 00:19:44,137
GUY: IT'S NOT JUST CREDIT AND
DEBIT CARDS
521
00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:46,273
THAT CYBER HACKERS ARE
AFTER THESE DAYS.
522
00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:49,096
TAX-REFUND FRAUD HAS
EXPLODED IN RECENT YEARS.
523
00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:51,275
IN THIS SCAM, IDENTITY
THIEVES TYPICALLY USE
524
00:19:51,451 --> 00:19:53,801
STOLEN NAMES AND SOCIAL
SECURITY NUMBERS TO FILE
525
00:19:53,975 --> 00:19:56,405
VICTIMS' PHONY ELECTRONIC
TAX RETURNS AND THEN
526
00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:57,846
RECEIVE THEIR REFUNDS.
527
00:19:58,022 --> 00:19:59,372
IT'S A GROWING EPIDEMIC.
528
00:19:59,546 --> 00:20:01,546
ABOUT 1.6 MILLION
AMERICANS WERE VICTIMS OF
529
00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:04,422
I.D. THEFT OF TAX-REFUND
CRIMES LAST YEAR.
530
00:20:04,594 --> 00:20:05,734
AMANDA: IF YOU SUSPECT
YOU'RE A VICTIM OF TAX
531
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:07,380
FRAUD, ACT FAST.
532
00:20:07,554 --> 00:20:09,384
ALERTING YOUR BANK AND
CREDIT REPORTING AGENCIES
533
00:20:09,556 --> 00:20:11,596
CAN HELP STOP THIEVES FROM
OPENING NEW ACCOUNTS.
534
00:20:11,775 --> 00:20:13,815
REMEMBER, THEY DON'T JUST
USE YOUR INFORMATION ONCE.
535
00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:15,555
THEY USE IT AGAIN AND
AGAIN.
536
00:20:15,736 --> 00:20:17,646
THE FASTER YOU RESPOND,
THE LESS TIME THEY HAVE TO
537
00:20:17,825 --> 00:20:18,825
DO DAMAGE.
538
00:20:18,875 --> 00:20:23,425
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