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NICK: Has everyone been evacuated?
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JESSICA: I think so. Awaiting
confirmation from set.
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Are they okay?
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I mean, they're covered
in crude oil, so no?
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NICK: All right, talk to me.
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We have Governor
DeSantis, the Coast Guard,
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and Zach Peterman from the network.
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God, what a horrible array of choices.
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All right, give me the network. Come on.
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- He's on whenever you're ready.
- Hey, Zach! How you doing, buddy?
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Uh, here's the situation.
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There was an accident on
an oil rig a few miles away.
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It's currently dumping
about 40,000 gallons
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of crude oil into the water,
but we're evacuating everyone.
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It's completely under control.
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- I knew this would happen.
- NICK: Really?
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You knew there was
gonna be an oil spill?
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ZACH: No, but I knew that
something would go wrong
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when you take 12 people and put them
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in a plexiglass house underwater!
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This was a terrible idea!
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Well, that's weird because you got into
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a huge bidding war over it.
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And it's the worst twenty millions
dollars we ever spent.
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And we once did a show
called Burn That Money.
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I want you to stop shooting.
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Well, let's, uh, let's
think that through, okay?
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Because we're getting some really
great stuff here, man, and it's...
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Turn off the cameras! Stop shooting!
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I am not kidding!
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Copy that. You heard him, guys.
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Everybody, stop shooting. Stop shooting!
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Nick, tell me everyone got out safely.
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Uh...
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Hey, Zach, I got the Coast Guard
on the other line, buddy.
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I'm so sorry. I gotta
call you back, okay?
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- Thank you.
- Answer the question! Answer...
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Ted and Eva refused to evacuate.
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They wanna win the prize money.
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- God, people are so dumb.
- [ALARM BLARING]
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Okay, game on. Let's get Ted on camera.
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I think it's important to
remember that nobody died.
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Yes, they lived to bring
a multimillion-dollar
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class-action lawsuit
against the network.
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Can you explain why you kept shooting
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after the network
specifically asked you not to?
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My entire job is to keep shooting.
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It was very compelling television.
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You guys should air it.
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I mean, you know, unless
you hate great ratings.
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- [CHUCKLES]
- That footage was subpoenaed
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for their civil suit.
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Well, that's gonna be the
most entertaining evidence
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they'll ever watch,
I can guarantee you that.
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[EDGY MUSIC]
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Is the network pinning this on me?
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Because that's what it feels like.
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Look, I'm dealing with
a custody battle right now.
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I cannot be on the hook for this money.
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I'll never see Henry again.
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We aren't there yet.
Keep the network happy.
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Make this dance show a success.
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How's it going anyway?
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[SIGHS] I don't know.
Swan Lake, ballet...
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Is anybody gonna care?
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- [WHIP CRACKS]
- [MOANING]
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JULIA: So what do you think, Kevin?
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I just started watching
this show you're binging.
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Oh, my God, Julia!
You went into my computer?
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No, no, I took it to the store,
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and three 22-year-olds
explained to me
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that my husband watches
seven hours of porn a day.
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Are you masturbating from home today,
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or are you going into the office?
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Are you gonna make
a huge deal out of this?
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You're also spending $2,000
a month on a webcam site
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called My Kind of Pie, which seems...
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SOPHIA: Whoa!
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What is happening right now?
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Your father's addicted
to internet pornography.
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There are bagels.
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Nice, Julia. Real nice!
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Soph, take your sister to school.
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- What the hell was that?
- SOPHIA: I don't know.
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They're freaks.
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- Did that feel good?
- No.
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I'm doing the dance
show. It starts today.
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- No, no, no, no, no.
- Yes, yes, yes.
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You said you weren't doing that.
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Well, I am... It might be my last chance
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to dance again, and I am taking it.
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I asked for whipped cream!
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Do you see whipped cream on there?
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Do you see whipped cream on there?
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It's not what you wanted,
but I can't take it back.
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It's a simple question.
Do you see whipped cream on that?
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Would you please stop saying,
"Do you see whipped cream"
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in that voice, okay?
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What happened to
customer service, loser?
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I don't know, lady!
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What happened to the
American middle class?
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What happened to
dignity? I have five jobs.
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My wife left me. I'm
broken glass on the inside.
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So enjoy your dumb coffee.
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Oh, no. We got too mad.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry, it's just...
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My daughter moved back in with her kids,
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and they're awful.
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My husband works from home,
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and all I do is laundry.
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It's okay. I get it.
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Times are tough, you know,
but life'll turn around.
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I was at rock bottom, and then
I auditioned for a dance show,
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and I got in.
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- Seriously? You're a dancer?
- Sort of.
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The point is, out of
nowhere, second chance.
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I'm gonna get my wife back.
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But first, I'm gonna
get you another coffee
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with whipped cream.
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You don't have to do that.
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No, this is the day both
of our lives turn around!
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Be back in 15 minutes!
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What do you think? Change out the top?
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Mm, yeah, change out the top.
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Is that what you're wearing?
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She's changing out the top.
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What about work? Did you
get a leave of absence?
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What? No. I quit.
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- [CAR HORN HONKS]
- That's Justin. I'm late.
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You quit? Are you crazy?
You have a 401[K]!
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- [GABBY GROANS]
- What is going on here?
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Is this about that football player?
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Of course it's not about
the football player!
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Good, because he's
famous. He dates models.
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GABBY: Why do you have
to crap all over this?
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You encouraged me!
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I did, but I didn't expect
you to ruin your life.
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What do you think is gonna happen?
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You're gonna become
a professional dancer?
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Yeah, that's the idea, Mom,
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that someone will pay me to dance.
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Oh, yeah, somebody is going to pay me
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to be a Victoria's Secret model.
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Does it matter to you
that I hate my life?
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Not you, Sam. You're great.
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I know, Mama.
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Maybe it's not too late to do
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what I was going to do
before Sam came along.
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No offense, Sam. You're the best.
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None taken, Mama.
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So if you don't believe
in me, that's fine,
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because I believe in me.
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This is my shot, and I'm going for it
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so I don't spend the rest
of my life wondering what if!
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Amen, sister!
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Oh, brother.
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- That was a lot of yelling.
- Just go.
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MARTHA: ♪ Everybody dance now! ♪
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com
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♪ Everybody dance now! ♪
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♪♪
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My dad would say,
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"That boy gay as the morning sun."
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As a queer man, I should be offended.
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But in this case, I kind of get it.
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GABBY: Oh, shut up. He looks fabulous.
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[CHUCKLES]
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GABBY: That looked awesome, you guys!
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I know, right?
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Uh, ladies and gentlemen, Reggie Sadler.
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I cannot believe they got me doing this.
What's up?
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What's going on there? That's a lot.
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P.A.: All right, guys, let's go in!
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- BRITTNEY: Okay.
- Big smiles when you walk in!
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Big smiles!
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[BELL RINGS]
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Guys, what prevents us?
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JESSICA: Waiting on the elevator.
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Okay, guys, remember, you're excited!
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All your dreams are about to come true!
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Roll sound.
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[HOPEFUL MUSIC]
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♪♪
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All right, cue the mirrors.
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WAYNE: Hi!
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[CONTESTANTS CHEERING]
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Welcome! Welcome!
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Come on. Who's popping? Who's popping?
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[BACK-UP ALARM BEEPING]
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Wait, a scissor lift?
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[BEEPING]
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Come on, guys. Shoot me
in the face. Let's go.
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Flag on the play!
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Everybody back in the elevator.
We gotta do it again.
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NICK: And guys, seriously,
I need you more excited.
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This is your dream!
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What's the most excited
you've ever been?
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I once won a raffle at a pet store.
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Okay, well... well then,
channel that, then, all right?
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Back to one. Let's do this again.
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I want to see the excitement here.
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Come on!
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Whew. Why is this so small?
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You said you liked it when
your hands looked bigger.
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You're right. I did say that. Thank you.
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[EDGY MUSIC]
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♪♪
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[SNAPS FINGERS] You two, over here.
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Come on. No dawdling!
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I'm so excited! Today is our first day.
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We're casting our principal roles.
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We're putting everyone
into groups of three.
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We have a Prince, a White
Swan, and a Black Swan.
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Now, the Prince falls in
love with the White Swan.
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Then he leaves her for the Black Swan.
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The classic, tragic love triangle.
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Every group performs,
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and that's how we find our principals.
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You know, when I was coming
up, Dede Allen once told me...
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NICK: No, what is she doing?
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"In order to be a
star, you need three..."
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The football player. Cut!
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Hi, I just have a... I
have a note on this group.
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Ladies, if you could step
back to the bar for me.
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Reggie, you stay there. Come with me.
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Gabby. Here we go. Look at this.
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[REGGIE CLAPPING]
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- Hell, yeah!
- The Prince. The Black Swan.
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Brittney, come here, please.
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Thank you. You're over here.
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And White Swan. Look at that.
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- Perfect.
- Perfect.
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- Can I talk to you for a moment?
- Always.
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Everybody else looks great.
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I'm Brittney Lovewell. 66,000 followers.
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And I'm verified.
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[MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC]
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That's what's up.
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What are you doing?
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- I'm doing my job.
- Uh, you're doing my job.
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Well, your job is part of my job.
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We're all executive producers.
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Who's in charge here?
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Me. Really, really me.
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And I need Gabby
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with the football player
that she's crushing on.
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Look, it's all... It's all right there.
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And I need Brittney right here
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to make her feel insecure.
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It's a whole, uh...
It's a whole story arc.
253
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What's that got to do with dancing?
254
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Nothing! The show's not about dancing.
255
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I need people to bang. I need tears.
256
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I need a fistfight.
I need an eating disorder.
257
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Otherwise, why not just go to
the ballet and see Swan Lake,
258
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which, oh, my God, how boring.
259
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I don't like that girl.
260
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Gabby? Are you crazy? I love her.
261
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I don't think she's a good
enough dancer to be here.
262
00:09:03,095 --> 00:09:05,286
None of them are good enough to be here.
263
00:09:05,290 --> 00:09:06,863
Look at that. We just went in a circle.
264
00:09:06,867 --> 00:09:09,418
Again, the show is not about dancing.
265
00:09:09,423 --> 00:09:12,324
Now, let's go back out there
and make an entertaining show
266
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that people actually want to watch.
267
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[DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
268
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♪♪
269
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We didn't come on this show
to be partygoer number five.
270
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No, we did not.
271
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- Let's be clear.
- Crystal.
272
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Ohh...
273
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I danced ballet in Montreal
from the time I was a baby.
274
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And it came to you naturally?
275
00:09:36,145 --> 00:09:39,186
I feel like I was dancing
already in my mom's belly.
276
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I was doing an entrechat quatre.
277
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Do you think there's a ballet
dancer inside of everybody?
278
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[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
279
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♪♪
280
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- No.
- Five, six, seven, eight.
281
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One, two.
282
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Uh. Uh. Yeah, hi.
283
00:09:56,355 --> 00:09:58,030
- Um?
- Yes?
284
00:09:58,035 --> 00:10:02,676
Sorry, is it believable that
he would leave me for her?
285
00:10:02,681 --> 00:10:04,198
I'm just asking.
286
00:10:04,348 --> 00:10:06,012
GABBY: If I let girls
like her get to me,
287
00:10:06,017 --> 00:10:07,590
I would never leave the house.
288
00:10:07,595 --> 00:10:10,233
Whatever. I'm bringing
plenty to the table.
289
00:10:10,518 --> 00:10:13,019
And she's also bringing
plenty to the table.
290
00:10:13,088 --> 00:10:15,163
[MUFFLED GIGGLING]
291
00:10:15,787 --> 00:10:17,834
Namely negative female stereotypes
292
00:10:17,839 --> 00:10:19,701
and lotion that smells
like strawberries.
293
00:10:19,826 --> 00:10:21,213
Our background is in ballroom dancing,
294
00:10:21,217 --> 00:10:23,030
but we have a solid ballet foundation.
295
00:10:23,034 --> 00:10:24,441
Plus, we were raised to be winners.
296
00:10:24,445 --> 00:10:26,945
Oh, yeah, our mother, she used to say,
297
00:10:26,947 --> 00:10:29,295
"It's either first
place or foster care."
298
00:10:29,299 --> 00:10:31,390
Remember she used to tell us,
"The only excuse for losing
299
00:10:31,394 --> 00:10:32,873
is getting shot in the face?"
300
00:10:32,878 --> 00:10:34,735
Yeah. And, "Failures
sleep in the garage."
301
00:10:34,740 --> 00:10:36,334
[BOTH LAUGHING]
302
00:10:36,714 --> 00:10:38,594
- She's great.
- Yeah, the best.
303
00:10:38,599 --> 00:10:39,881
Well, you know, I'm
determined to use this
304
00:10:39,885 --> 00:10:41,960
as an opportunity to
get back in the NFL.
305
00:10:41,962 --> 00:10:45,385
You know, in the past,
I've, uh, let myself get
306
00:10:45,390 --> 00:10:48,016
a little distracted by girls
and partying, but not anymore.
307
00:10:48,021 --> 00:10:49,603
So have you ever seen Swan Lake?
308
00:10:49,608 --> 00:10:51,058
Yeah, yeah. Gabby put me on that, man.
309
00:10:51,062 --> 00:10:53,805
That [BLEEP] was boring as [BLEEP].
310
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SIMON: And Julia, go. Julia, go.
311
00:10:55,295 --> 00:10:56,842
- Julia, go.
- JULIA: I'm going!
312
00:10:56,847 --> 00:10:58,733
SIMON: Five and a-six and a-seven.
313
00:10:58,738 --> 00:11:00,359
- JULIA: That's not the count.
- SIMON: You were early, Julia.
314
00:11:00,363 --> 00:11:02,365
JUSTIN: You're beautiful.
Don't worry about him.
315
00:11:02,947 --> 00:11:05,675
- He's off. Look. Look at him.
- Excuse me, you're pushing me.
316
00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:07,249
- I'm supposed to walk this way.
- SIMON: No, you're not.
317
00:11:07,253 --> 00:11:08,759
Port de bras, Justin!
318
00:11:08,764 --> 00:11:09,811
Port de what?
319
00:11:09,816 --> 00:11:11,820
Your upper carriage. Elbows lifted!
320
00:11:11,825 --> 00:11:14,084
Spine straight! Feet pointed!
321
00:11:14,328 --> 00:11:16,069
No, no.
322
00:11:16,637 --> 00:11:20,858
Use the energy in your midline to turn.
323
00:11:21,627 --> 00:11:23,412
I can spin on my head.
324
00:11:24,171 --> 00:11:25,851
Not impressed.
325
00:11:26,342 --> 00:11:27,503
Have you tried it?
326
00:11:27,508 --> 00:11:28,674
Come on, boo. You can do it.
327
00:11:28,676 --> 00:11:29,820
You just gotta point through your feet.
328
00:11:29,824 --> 00:11:32,755
Not your boo!
Turns out I'm really bad at ballet.
329
00:11:33,194 --> 00:11:35,130
Also, where did he get the tutu?
330
00:11:35,135 --> 00:11:36,784
Does he keep it in his car?
331
00:11:36,789 --> 00:11:41,789
♪♪
332
00:11:50,041 --> 00:11:51,345
WAYNE: Mike?
333
00:11:51,657 --> 00:11:53,286
The Black Swan is calling.
334
00:11:53,291 --> 00:11:55,707
Yeah, yeah. No, I know.
I'm not doing that.
335
00:11:55,712 --> 00:11:57,200
- What do you mean?
- Yeah, what do you mean?
336
00:11:57,204 --> 00:11:59,052
I-I made a commitment to my swan.
337
00:11:59,056 --> 00:12:01,480
I'm not just gonna run off
with some other swan, you know?
338
00:12:01,485 --> 00:12:04,457
If it helps, I'm fine with it.
339
00:12:04,548 --> 00:12:06,916
PAULA: I climbed the corporate ladder
at an auto company.
340
00:12:07,548 --> 00:12:08,714
Wasn't easy.
341
00:12:08,987 --> 00:12:10,426
And then I beat cancer.
342
00:12:10,431 --> 00:12:13,065
I'm not gonna let this guy get
in the way of me getting a lead.
343
00:12:13,070 --> 00:12:15,051
Uh, what are you going to do
to get him to dance with you?
344
00:12:15,055 --> 00:12:17,137
I don't know. Where does he hang out?
345
00:12:17,142 --> 00:12:19,986
Hey, what if we got
stripper poles on the stage?
346
00:12:19,991 --> 00:12:21,418
Shut your mouth! No!
347
00:12:21,423 --> 00:12:23,676
Mike, Mike, Mike, people
want to see the story.
348
00:12:23,681 --> 00:12:26,581
Well, maybe people want
to see a stand-up guy
349
00:12:26,586 --> 00:12:29,166
who doesn't just step out on his swan!
350
00:12:29,171 --> 00:12:31,002
How's that for a positive message?
351
00:12:31,007 --> 00:12:34,325
Now we're cooking with gas.
This guy cheated on his wife.
352
00:12:34,330 --> 00:12:35,934
MIKE: I'm gonna take five, all right?
353
00:12:35,939 --> 00:12:37,893
We've got a story.
354
00:12:40,387 --> 00:12:41,417
NICK: We actually heard that you're here
355
00:12:41,421 --> 00:12:44,395
- to try to get your wife back.
- Yeah, I am, I am.
356
00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:46,840
This is the... This is the big idea.
357
00:12:46,845 --> 00:12:48,560
I think she's going to
see I'm a changed man.
358
00:12:48,564 --> 00:12:50,294
- I'm off the couch.
- What was the problem?
359
00:12:50,299 --> 00:12:51,712
What went wrong between you guys?
360
00:12:51,717 --> 00:12:54,298
Well, I was... I
worked at a factory, uh,
361
00:12:54,303 --> 00:12:56,301
I was a foreman three years ago and...
362
00:12:56,305 --> 00:12:57,560
- Wow.
- And, uh, my wife and I,
363
00:12:57,564 --> 00:12:59,898
we had a house, we
were planning a family,
364
00:12:59,903 --> 00:13:03,690
and then the...
The plant just... it closed.
365
00:13:03,695 --> 00:13:05,087
And then with COVID,
366
00:13:05,092 --> 00:13:09,461
I just started to feel,
you know, feel really small.
367
00:13:10,732 --> 00:13:13,651
And then we just... buuuuh.
You know, we blew up.
368
00:13:13,656 --> 00:13:15,992
That's tough.
Was there a third party involved?
369
00:13:15,997 --> 00:13:17,899
What? Why would you ask that?
370
00:13:17,904 --> 00:13:19,221
No, not to me. To over here.
371
00:13:19,226 --> 00:13:20,398
Why would you even ask that?
372
00:13:20,403 --> 00:13:22,196
Why would I ask that? Why
would I say that there?
373
00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:23,715
I don't want... I don't
want that on the show.
374
00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:25,939
It's okay. I think we're done.
We got it. We got everything we need.
375
00:13:25,943 --> 00:13:27,334
Don't use that, please.
376
00:13:27,339 --> 00:13:29,579
NICK: We're just gonna
take your mic off, okay?
377
00:13:29,584 --> 00:13:31,927
I'm sorry, man, I didn't...
Didn't mean to cross the line.
378
00:13:31,932 --> 00:13:33,188
I'm divorced. People make mistakes.
379
00:13:33,192 --> 00:13:34,993
God knows I did, you know?
380
00:13:37,458 --> 00:13:38,789
MIKE: Yeah.
381
00:13:39,087 --> 00:13:41,940
Oh, uh, well, I di...
382
00:13:41,945 --> 00:13:43,759
I... one time, I did...
383
00:13:44,379 --> 00:13:46,918
I did make that mistake with a coworker,
384
00:13:46,923 --> 00:13:50,040
and if Paige ever found
out, it would be...
385
00:13:50,045 --> 00:13:52,614
yeah, ha, she'd never forgive me.
386
00:13:52,619 --> 00:13:54,009
- I get it.
- So...
387
00:13:54,431 --> 00:13:56,934
Yeah, can't have that
on... on TV, you know?
388
00:13:56,939 --> 00:13:58,462
- You get it.
- NICK: No, I do get it.
389
00:13:58,467 --> 00:14:00,057
But look, you gotta
stop beating yourself up
390
00:14:00,061 --> 00:14:02,072
- about it, huh?
- Yeah, I know. I know. I know.
391
00:14:02,077 --> 00:14:03,267
All right. Well, thanks, man.
392
00:14:03,272 --> 00:14:04,419
- MIKE: Thanks.
- NICK: Yeah.
393
00:14:04,424 --> 00:14:05,915
See you next time. Watch your head.
394
00:14:09,402 --> 00:14:11,652
- Did you get that?
- Yup.
395
00:14:13,582 --> 00:14:15,211
BRITTNEY: Two, three.
396
00:14:15,216 --> 00:14:16,641
Hey, Brittney. What's up?
397
00:14:17,417 --> 00:14:19,599
BRITTNEY: Oh my God,
are you following me?
398
00:14:19,604 --> 00:14:23,192
Quit stalking me, you stalker.
You're freaking me out.
399
00:14:23,998 --> 00:14:27,090
[PERCUSSIVE MUSIC]
400
00:14:27,095 --> 00:14:31,095
♪♪
401
00:14:31,100 --> 00:14:34,193
Oh, no. Gabby, come back.
402
00:14:35,896 --> 00:14:37,363
[GROANS]
403
00:14:41,087 --> 00:14:42,476
JESSICA: Who are you on?
404
00:14:42,481 --> 00:14:43,989
ALLY: The Flute and the Tuba.
405
00:14:43,994 --> 00:14:45,568
JESSICA: Are you getting
her making googly eyes
406
00:14:45,572 --> 00:14:46,997
at the football player?
407
00:14:47,002 --> 00:14:48,501
We have like an hour and half.
408
00:14:48,506 --> 00:14:51,130
Nick says whoever figures out
the baby daddy gets a bonus.
409
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:53,755
ALLY: [WHISTLES] Seriously? Okay.
410
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,167
How much?
411
00:14:55,172 --> 00:14:59,265
[PUNCHY MUSIC]
412
00:14:59,270 --> 00:15:00,998
Put me in a different group!
413
00:15:01,003 --> 00:15:02,259
Alan, what, we're just
letting them in now?
414
00:15:02,263 --> 00:15:03,645
Is that what's happening?
415
00:15:03,650 --> 00:15:06,044
- Get out of here, Gabby.
- I know what you're doing.
416
00:15:06,049 --> 00:15:07,232
Okay, what am I doing?
417
00:15:07,237 --> 00:15:08,402
You're casting me as the big girl
418
00:15:08,406 --> 00:15:10,216
making googly eyes
at the football player
419
00:15:10,221 --> 00:15:11,325
who everyone will laugh at
420
00:15:11,330 --> 00:15:13,045
for thinking that she
can be the Black Swan.
421
00:15:13,049 --> 00:15:15,611
All right, you signed
a 20-page contract, so shut up.
422
00:15:15,616 --> 00:15:17,597
Also, that's a real
glass-half-empty POV.
423
00:15:17,602 --> 00:15:18,682
How about some self-esteem?
424
00:15:18,686 --> 00:15:20,377
Don't deliberately put me in a situation
425
00:15:20,382 --> 00:15:21,698
that undermines my self-esteem
426
00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:23,686
and then ask me why
I have low self-esteem.
427
00:15:23,691 --> 00:15:24,728
That's a fair point.
428
00:15:24,733 --> 00:15:26,616
But Gabby, I think
people are gonna love you,
429
00:15:26,621 --> 00:15:27,729
and they're going to want to know more
430
00:15:27,733 --> 00:15:30,158
- about you and your son.
- My son is off-limits.
431
00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:31,767
And I'm not talking about his father.
432
00:15:31,772 --> 00:15:34,455
He's not in the picture. Stop asking.
433
00:15:34,460 --> 00:15:35,956
He's not in the picture?
Well, where is he?
434
00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:37,474
- He's in Europe.
- Wow.
435
00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:40,238
The country of Europe? Where in Europe?
436
00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:42,033
I do this for a living, Gabby.
437
00:15:42,291 --> 00:15:44,275
Are you going to put me
in another group or not?
438
00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:45,952
I'm not. But, so you know,
439
00:15:45,957 --> 00:15:47,845
you're not the only
one making googly eyes.
440
00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:49,636
He is too.
441
00:15:49,641 --> 00:15:50,963
Really?
442
00:15:50,968 --> 00:15:52,431
Mm. Stop it.
443
00:15:52,436 --> 00:15:54,951
I know what you're doing,
and I'm not falling for it.
444
00:15:55,444 --> 00:15:57,185
Yeah, you are.
445
00:15:57,452 --> 00:15:59,095
Did you want this closed, or...?
446
00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:01,077
Well, not now 'cause everyone
seems to come in here.
447
00:16:01,081 --> 00:16:03,079
They say creativity flows
through an open door.
448
00:16:03,084 --> 00:16:05,338
Literally, no one has ever
said that until you said it
449
00:16:05,343 --> 00:16:07,552
right in my open doorway! Close it!
450
00:16:09,654 --> 00:16:11,525
JULIA: Well, I was working
at Saks in the '90s,
451
00:16:11,530 --> 00:16:13,528
and one day in walks
this really cute guy
452
00:16:13,533 --> 00:16:16,713
and asks me to help
him with a tie, right?
453
00:16:16,718 --> 00:16:17,986
So I did.
454
00:16:17,991 --> 00:16:20,509
And I think it... I think it
was the next day, wasn't it?
455
00:16:20,514 --> 00:16:23,881
That you came back in and
asked me to help him again,
456
00:16:23,896 --> 00:16:25,611
for another one.
457
00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:28,088
Well, this went on and on and on, and...
458
00:16:28,093 --> 00:16:29,885
He ended up with so many
ties. How many was it?
459
00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:31,831
I think... it was a lot. It was a...
460
00:16:31,836 --> 00:16:32,942
It was, like, three.
It wasn't that many.
461
00:16:32,946 --> 00:16:35,236
No, it was a lot. It was more than that.
462
00:16:35,241 --> 00:16:37,983
Anyway, he ended up asking me out,
463
00:16:37,988 --> 00:16:39,666
and here we are, right?
464
00:16:39,925 --> 00:16:42,609
Sorry, can you excuse me for just a sec?
465
00:16:42,693 --> 00:16:45,244
[TENSE MUSIC]
466
00:16:45,249 --> 00:16:46,572
Um...
467
00:16:46,577 --> 00:16:49,275
I am going to go check on
him, make sure he's okay.
468
00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:51,372
- NICK: Go ahead.
- So not like him.
469
00:16:52,174 --> 00:16:54,009
[CLEARS THROAT] I'll be right back.
470
00:16:56,100 --> 00:16:57,433
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
471
00:16:57,438 --> 00:16:59,045
Gonna shoot an empty
couch? Come on, come on.
472
00:16:59,049 --> 00:17:00,182
What's the first rule of Fight Club?
473
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:02,900
- ALAN: Don't forget to...
- No, filming. Filming, Alan.
474
00:17:02,905 --> 00:17:04,738
What the hell was that, Kevin?
475
00:17:04,743 --> 00:17:06,023
I don't want to do this.
476
00:17:08,802 --> 00:17:11,603
JULIA: Okay, it's not too
much to ask after what you did.
477
00:17:11,608 --> 00:17:13,940
KEVIN: God, is this about the porn?
Who cares about the porn?
478
00:17:13,944 --> 00:17:15,883
Porn? Did he just say porn?
479
00:17:15,888 --> 00:17:17,727
No, I think he said corn.
480
00:17:17,732 --> 00:17:19,401
Yeah, Alan, I mean, they're
screaming at each other
481
00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:20,744
over an undigestible vegetable.
482
00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:22,237
No, I don't know, but
why would they do that?
483
00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:23,321
They know we're right here.
484
00:17:23,326 --> 00:17:25,142
'Cause people are dumb, that's why.
485
00:17:25,147 --> 00:17:26,643
We know what we shouldn't
say, and we say it anyway.
486
00:17:26,647 --> 00:17:28,393
We know what we shouldn't
do, and we do it anyway.
487
00:17:28,397 --> 00:17:30,947
You lead people to the
cliff and they will jump,
488
00:17:30,952 --> 00:17:32,572
every day, all day.
489
00:17:32,577 --> 00:17:34,017
Is this about my social media?
490
00:17:34,022 --> 00:17:35,895
Honey, I am trying to
normalize aging for...
491
00:17:35,900 --> 00:17:37,994
- Normalize aging? Come on!
- Yes!
492
00:17:37,999 --> 00:17:39,947
You are terrified of getting old.
493
00:17:39,952 --> 00:17:41,533
It's so obvious!
494
00:17:42,638 --> 00:17:44,846
[SIGHS]
495
00:17:45,079 --> 00:17:47,597
I'm so unhappy in this marriage.
496
00:17:47,709 --> 00:17:50,135
[SOLEMN MUSIC]
497
00:17:50,140 --> 00:17:52,503
What are you saying? You
don't love me anymore?
498
00:17:52,521 --> 00:17:54,597
I don't even know if I like you.
499
00:17:55,433 --> 00:17:56,861
I'm gonna get a hotel this week
500
00:17:57,056 --> 00:17:58,931
then look for my own place.
501
00:18:00,058 --> 00:18:03,419
Your show's still out there.
You wanna go first or should I?
502
00:18:03,424 --> 00:18:05,099
Let's go.
503
00:18:08,303 --> 00:18:10,525
Hustle, but don't look
like you're hustling.
504
00:18:10,530 --> 00:18:12,290
- Alan...
- JESSICA: Alan!
505
00:18:12,984 --> 00:18:14,650
Hi. Uh...
506
00:18:14,943 --> 00:18:16,768
I am so sorry; we're gonna
have to cut this short.
507
00:18:16,772 --> 00:18:18,463
Kevin has food poisoning.
508
00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:22,025
- Is it the corn?
- JULIA: The what?
509
00:18:25,677 --> 00:18:27,689
- [CLASSICAL MUSIC]
- Eyes up, Justin!
510
00:18:28,557 --> 00:18:30,861
Elbows lifted.
511
00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:32,726
Elbows lifted!
512
00:18:32,731 --> 00:18:34,046
I don't know what her mother did to her,
513
00:18:34,050 --> 00:18:35,697
but I need to write
her a thank-you note.
514
00:18:35,702 --> 00:18:38,200
Your posture's garbage!
Straighten that leg!
515
00:18:38,205 --> 00:18:40,147
- JUSTIN: It's straight.
- You're not even trying.
516
00:18:40,151 --> 00:18:42,075
- JUSTIN: I'm working my ass off!
- MONICA: Well, I don't see it!
517
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:43,653
I don't see any connection, either!
518
00:18:43,658 --> 00:18:45,076
Stop yelling at me!
519
00:18:45,081 --> 00:18:46,096
Stay framed up on them, guys.
520
00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:48,095
I need crunchy singles and a wide.
521
00:18:48,249 --> 00:18:52,103
Do the pirouette again.
522
00:18:56,980 --> 00:19:00,206
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
523
00:19:00,211 --> 00:19:03,478
[WHOOPING]
524
00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:15,511
- NICK: Ah!
- What the hell!
525
00:19:15,516 --> 00:19:18,400
You do my choreography, or you're out!
526
00:19:18,405 --> 00:19:20,850
- Oh my God, I love her so much.
- Don't pet the snake.
527
00:19:20,855 --> 00:19:22,767
- What does that mean?
- You know what it means.
528
00:19:22,772 --> 00:19:24,431
Okay!
529
00:19:24,436 --> 00:19:26,627
Well, that's enough
excitement for today.
530
00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:28,627
Why don't we pick this all up tomorrow?
531
00:19:28,632 --> 00:19:29,990
[BELL RINGS]
532
00:19:31,991 --> 00:19:34,650
Ugh, I feel so bloated.
533
00:19:34,790 --> 00:19:36,699
I had, like, two chips at lunch,
534
00:19:36,704 --> 00:19:38,470
and I feel like you can see them.
535
00:19:39,288 --> 00:19:41,759
Gabby, can you tell?
536
00:19:42,096 --> 00:19:44,281
No. I think you're good.
537
00:19:44,286 --> 00:19:45,580
Thanks.
538
00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:49,045
I mean, you can't be a swan
with a burrito baby, right?
539
00:19:49,050 --> 00:19:52,127
I don't know, I think that
any of us could be a swan.
540
00:19:52,996 --> 00:19:54,346
You know, Brittney,
541
00:19:54,351 --> 00:19:56,961
I'm way more scared of these
other girls than I am of you.
542
00:19:56,966 --> 00:19:58,697
Shots fired!
543
00:19:58,702 --> 00:20:00,185
Whatever.
544
00:20:00,326 --> 00:20:03,300
That protein bar is full of sugar.
545
00:20:03,305 --> 00:20:04,838
Oh my God, this bitch.
546
00:20:05,339 --> 00:20:07,822
Yeah, I-I think that we should
all be supportive and accepting
547
00:20:07,827 --> 00:20:09,903
of each other's bodies,
don't you, ladies?
548
00:20:09,908 --> 00:20:13,252
Men pay 250 bucks an
hour to see this body.
549
00:20:13,257 --> 00:20:14,738
- Please.
- Okay, well, that's disgusting.
550
00:20:14,742 --> 00:20:16,330
TAMRA: You make that much stripping?
551
00:20:16,335 --> 00:20:17,651
I'm in the wrong line of work.
552
00:20:17,656 --> 00:20:19,909
Stripping, porn, endorsements, merch.
553
00:20:19,914 --> 00:20:22,156
I get 100 bucks a pop
for my used undies.
554
00:20:22,175 --> 00:20:23,414
[STAMMERING]
555
00:20:23,418 --> 00:20:25,489
I have so many questions for you!
556
00:20:25,494 --> 00:20:27,255
TAMRA: Is it true that they
pay less for girl-on-girl?
557
00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:29,432
Can you walk me through choking?
'Cause I don't get that.
558
00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:31,049
MIRIAM: How many UTIs do you get a year?
559
00:20:31,054 --> 00:20:32,681
One at a time. One at a time.
560
00:20:32,686 --> 00:20:34,502
I don't know why you
guys are so excited.
561
00:20:34,507 --> 00:20:36,111
You have sex on camera for money.
562
00:20:36,116 --> 00:20:37,330
Remember, like, 30 seconds ago
563
00:20:37,335 --> 00:20:38,860
when we said we weren't
gonna judge each other?
564
00:20:38,864 --> 00:20:39,913
I'm not judging her body.
565
00:20:39,918 --> 00:20:42,301
I'm judging what she
does with it... harshly.
566
00:20:42,306 --> 00:20:44,549
I think what you do is bad for women
567
00:20:44,554 --> 00:20:46,549
and bad for families too.
568
00:20:47,409 --> 00:20:49,326
Mm. Bye, Karen.
569
00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:52,516
[APPREHENSIVE MUSIC]
570
00:20:52,521 --> 00:20:54,521
♪♪
571
00:20:54,916 --> 00:20:56,571
Are you okay?
572
00:20:56,828 --> 00:20:58,144
Not okay.
573
00:20:58,149 --> 00:21:00,080
Skeletor just threw a chair at me.
574
00:21:00,219 --> 00:21:01,856
That's totally going in the promo!
575
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:04,623
She's hard on you because
she thinks you're talented.
576
00:21:04,628 --> 00:21:06,218
While they're setting me up
577
00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:08,448
to be the sad girl
who's crushing on Reggie.
578
00:21:08,629 --> 00:21:10,666
You are crushing on Reggie.
579
00:21:11,001 --> 00:21:13,446
Well, he moved my hair out of my face,
580
00:21:13,451 --> 00:21:14,467
told me I was pretty,
581
00:21:14,472 --> 00:21:16,449
and then lifted me over his head.
582
00:21:16,454 --> 00:21:17,634
Yeah, that'll do it.
583
00:21:17,639 --> 00:21:20,450
Hey, Gabby! Come check out my trailer!
584
00:21:20,455 --> 00:21:22,884
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
585
00:21:22,889 --> 00:21:24,498
Go!
586
00:21:24,515 --> 00:21:26,401
Call me later and tell me what happened.
587
00:21:26,406 --> 00:21:27,862
- Don't be weird.
- You don't be weird.
588
00:21:27,866 --> 00:21:28,947
Get in there!
589
00:21:28,952 --> 00:21:34,036
Look at this. The fridge is stocked.
590
00:21:34,041 --> 00:21:35,102
REGGIE: Hell yeah, it is.
591
00:21:35,107 --> 00:21:37,542
And, um, there is chocolates.
592
00:21:37,658 --> 00:21:38,972
Show gave it to me.
593
00:21:38,978 --> 00:21:42,328
They gave you a vibrator.
I didn't get mine yet.
594
00:21:42,333 --> 00:21:44,253
- It's not a vibrator.
- [GIGGLES]
595
00:21:44,948 --> 00:21:46,646
Here, let me show you.
596
00:21:46,651 --> 00:21:48,176
Hmm? Give me your IT band.
597
00:21:48,181 --> 00:21:49,833
No, because I already
called it a vibrator,
598
00:21:49,837 --> 00:21:51,260
so now it just seems sexual... Oh!
599
00:21:51,264 --> 00:21:52,503
[CHUCKLES]
600
00:21:52,507 --> 00:21:55,033
Oh, yeah that's good.
601
00:21:57,304 --> 00:21:59,583
So, you know I quit
my job for this show.
602
00:21:59,588 --> 00:22:01,512
So it's nice that they gave the trailer
603
00:22:01,516 --> 00:22:03,470
to the cast member most in need.
604
00:22:03,988 --> 00:22:05,597
Was that sarcasm?
605
00:22:06,074 --> 00:22:07,925
What, you think I'm just
here to eat chocolate?
606
00:22:07,930 --> 00:22:09,670
No, I think you came
here to eat chocolate
607
00:22:09,674 --> 00:22:11,392
and drink $10 coconut water.
608
00:22:11,397 --> 00:22:14,006
Hmm, I'm here for a lot more than that.
609
00:22:14,127 --> 00:22:16,598
I lost a $13 million contract.
610
00:22:16,603 --> 00:22:17,806
[CHOKES, COUGHING]
611
00:22:17,811 --> 00:22:20,513
My agent says if I can stay
off TMZ for the next two months
612
00:22:20,518 --> 00:22:22,697
I might have a shot at getting it back.
613
00:22:23,152 --> 00:22:25,460
Look, I know, that's
a dumb amount of money,
614
00:22:25,465 --> 00:22:28,108
and I promise you I am not a douche bag.
615
00:22:28,978 --> 00:22:30,206
I know you're not.
616
00:22:30,211 --> 00:22:32,470
[FORCE MD'S' "TENDER LOVE"]
617
00:22:32,693 --> 00:22:35,478
You want to grab some dinner
after the auditions on Friday?
618
00:22:35,483 --> 00:22:36,787
Sure.
619
00:22:36,792 --> 00:22:40,933
If I'm free, which
will likely be the case.
620
00:22:40,938 --> 00:22:44,100
So yeah, I'll... I'll see you tomorrow.
621
00:22:45,729 --> 00:22:47,246
See you tomorrow.
622
00:22:48,283 --> 00:22:50,077
SINGER: ♪ Moment to come ♪
623
00:22:50,082 --> 00:22:52,728
♪ So I can thank you ♪
624
00:22:52,741 --> 00:22:56,076
♪ For all the tender
love you've given to me ♪
625
00:22:56,081 --> 00:22:57,339
♪♪
626
00:22:57,344 --> 00:22:58,780
♪ Tender... ♪
627
00:22:58,785 --> 00:22:59,939
[CAR ALARM CHIRPS]
628
00:22:59,944 --> 00:23:02,333
[INQUISITIVE MUSIC]
629
00:23:05,959 --> 00:23:10,920
_
630
00:23:11,586 --> 00:23:14,365
Hey, Mom, where's the frozen mangoes?
631
00:23:16,659 --> 00:23:18,686
Oops. Pineapple.
632
00:23:21,775 --> 00:23:23,178
Mango.
633
00:23:23,742 --> 00:23:26,412
Mom, where is Dad?
634
00:23:26,417 --> 00:23:27,672
I told you, he's on a business trip.
635
00:23:27,676 --> 00:23:29,341
He never goes on business trips.
636
00:23:29,345 --> 00:23:31,253
Well, this was an emergency.
637
00:23:31,258 --> 00:23:32,591
So when is this vague
638
00:23:32,596 --> 00:23:35,271
emergency business
trip gonna be over with?
639
00:23:35,276 --> 00:23:36,303
I don't know.
640
00:23:36,308 --> 00:23:39,264
We'll have to see how
long this emergency lasts.
641
00:23:42,358 --> 00:23:43,638
Hey.
642
00:23:46,768 --> 00:23:48,267
Being addicted to porn
643
00:23:48,272 --> 00:23:51,647
is a lot worse than being
addicted to social media.
644
00:23:51,971 --> 00:23:54,531
I mean, you can be
pretty annoying sometimes,
645
00:23:54,536 --> 00:23:57,221
but that must really suck.
646
00:23:57,226 --> 00:24:00,084
♪♪
647
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:05,139
Thanks.
648
00:24:08,723 --> 00:24:10,503
JOEL: Hey, Mikey. Here you go.
649
00:24:10,792 --> 00:24:13,518
MIKE: Over there in the...
650
00:24:13,523 --> 00:24:14,811
- Now light, light, light.
- MIKE: Yes.
651
00:24:14,815 --> 00:24:17,020
Think about jumping up, not coming down.
652
00:24:17,025 --> 00:24:18,523
That's what I'm talking about, bro.
653
00:24:18,528 --> 00:24:19,671
- That's right, right?
- Feels good.
654
00:24:19,675 --> 00:24:21,137
How do you know all this?
655
00:24:21,139 --> 00:24:24,185
I watched Misty Copeland's
masterclass during lockdown.
656
00:24:24,190 --> 00:24:25,489
Yeah, how's the show going, Mike?
657
00:24:25,493 --> 00:24:28,568
Bad... producer knows
that I cheated on Paige.
658
00:24:28,573 --> 00:24:30,456
- How would he know that?
- Well, because...
659
00:24:30,461 --> 00:24:32,128
Mike, I have to talk to you.
660
00:24:32,133 --> 00:24:33,238
- Yo, who's she?
- I got a problem.
661
00:24:33,242 --> 00:24:34,834
You're not dancing with me.
662
00:24:34,839 --> 00:24:36,870
- He won't dance with you?
- Why the hell not?
663
00:24:36,875 --> 00:24:38,001
He's the Prince, and he's supposed
664
00:24:38,005 --> 00:24:39,176
to fall in love with the White Swan
665
00:24:39,180 --> 00:24:41,467
but then leave her
for me, the Black Swan,
666
00:24:41,472 --> 00:24:43,357
and he won't do it. What
are you guys drinking?
667
00:24:43,362 --> 00:24:44,607
Bottom shelf whiskey.
668
00:24:44,612 --> 00:24:46,612
Can we get five shots of Jack?
669
00:24:46,849 --> 00:24:50,367
He doesn't think the Prince
would cheat on the Swan.
670
00:24:50,607 --> 00:24:53,373
Why does it always come
back to stupid Paige?
671
00:24:53,378 --> 00:24:54,592
ELLISON: You can't
change the story, man.
672
00:24:54,596 --> 00:24:56,545
That's why the producer
knows you cheated.
673
00:24:56,550 --> 00:24:57,815
You're dumb.
674
00:24:58,782 --> 00:25:01,841
- You cheated on your wife?
- It was one time, okay?
675
00:25:01,846 --> 00:25:04,089
And it was the biggest
mistake of my whole life.
676
00:25:04,094 --> 00:25:05,119
JOEL: She doesn't know.
677
00:25:05,124 --> 00:25:07,196
He thinks doing this show
is going to get her back.
678
00:25:07,201 --> 00:25:09,060
None of us think that logic scans,
679
00:25:09,065 --> 00:25:10,849
but we're being supportive.
680
00:25:10,854 --> 00:25:12,354
This is beginning to make sense now.
681
00:25:12,356 --> 00:25:13,824
And I appreciate the sentiment,
682
00:25:13,829 --> 00:25:16,068
but listen, you gotta dance with me
683
00:25:16,073 --> 00:25:18,940
because if you don't, neither
of us is gonna get a good part.
684
00:25:19,653 --> 00:25:22,470
Okay. Okay.
685
00:25:23,043 --> 00:25:25,803
- Then let's rehearse.
- Huh? What? Now?
686
00:25:25,808 --> 00:25:28,245
- JOEL: All right.
- Now.
687
00:25:28,250 --> 00:25:30,078
[SINGER VOCALIZING]
688
00:25:30,083 --> 00:25:35,083
♪♪
689
00:25:45,129 --> 00:25:47,060
JOEL: Mike, you're not emoting.
690
00:25:47,649 --> 00:25:49,938
It's true, bro. You're
not giving me anything.
691
00:25:49,943 --> 00:25:52,059
I'm giving you all I
got here, all right?
692
00:25:52,494 --> 00:25:55,032
Do you feel a connection?
'Cause I certainly do not.
693
00:25:55,037 --> 00:25:56,338
You got to give me a minute
to warm up, all right?
694
00:25:56,342 --> 00:25:58,567
I'm still digesting
the mozzarella sticks.
695
00:25:58,572 --> 00:25:59,719
I didn't want to complain,
696
00:25:59,724 --> 00:26:00,980
but a little eye contact would be nice.
697
00:26:00,984 --> 00:26:03,076
How can I possibly be
giving you more eye contact
698
00:26:03,081 --> 00:26:04,570
than I'm currently giving you?
699
00:26:04,575 --> 00:26:06,830
You're looking at me, but
you're not looking at me.
700
00:26:06,835 --> 00:26:09,727
Where's the pathos, Mikey?
Where's the conflict?
701
00:26:09,732 --> 00:26:11,352
Okay, I have to admit,
702
00:26:11,357 --> 00:26:14,341
it's a little distracting
with Anthony in the role.
703
00:26:14,427 --> 00:26:16,507
ANTHONY: You're just
making excuses, doc.
704
00:26:16,660 --> 00:26:19,085
All right, you want a little pizzazz?
705
00:26:19,090 --> 00:26:22,110
How's that? Yeah, that's it.
Now, I'm giving it.
706
00:26:22,115 --> 00:26:23,969
ANTHONY: Now let the
pretty lady seduce you.
707
00:26:23,974 --> 00:26:25,534
Pretty lady. Pretty lady over here.
708
00:26:25,897 --> 00:26:27,490
Pretty lady right here.
709
00:26:28,538 --> 00:26:32,068
There's a secret service
agent staring at us right now.
710
00:26:32,778 --> 00:26:34,563
Oh, that's my driver, Franklin.
711
00:26:34,568 --> 00:26:37,602
You have a driver? She's fancy.
712
00:26:37,607 --> 00:26:39,230
Hey, Franklin!
713
00:26:39,407 --> 00:26:40,440
[CLAPS] Again!
714
00:26:40,444 --> 00:26:42,602
SINGER: ♪ I had to make a glow ♪
715
00:26:43,135 --> 00:26:45,611
♪ I'm in love with you ♪
716
00:26:45,616 --> 00:26:48,199
♪ That I'm in love with you ♪
717
00:26:48,204 --> 00:26:49,967
♪♪
718
00:26:49,972 --> 00:26:52,973
♪ You sure can know me ♪
719
00:26:52,978 --> 00:26:57,826
♪ You just like a dream ♪
720
00:26:57,831 --> 00:26:59,480
That's what I'm talking about, baby!
721
00:26:59,485 --> 00:27:02,138
- [CROWD GASPS]
- [CLATTERING]
722
00:27:02,143 --> 00:27:03,740
- What the hell?
- Do my choreography or...
723
00:27:03,744 --> 00:27:05,006
Can I see?
724
00:27:05,011 --> 00:27:08,288
Hey. Yeah, sure. Uh, you want a drink?
725
00:27:08,636 --> 00:27:10,436
- MONICA: Yeah.
- NICK: Yeah?
726
00:27:14,019 --> 00:27:15,560
Here you go.
727
00:27:18,597 --> 00:27:21,412
- [CROWD GASPS]
- [CLATTERING]
728
00:27:21,725 --> 00:27:23,279
You look insane.
729
00:27:23,284 --> 00:27:25,204
And I mean that as a compliment.
730
00:27:26,053 --> 00:27:28,117
Positive feedback's overrated.
731
00:27:28,122 --> 00:27:30,037
You have to maintain control.
732
00:27:30,296 --> 00:27:33,147
You're going to make
a wonderful mother someday.
733
00:27:33,479 --> 00:27:34,976
Wayne said you injured your knee.
734
00:27:34,981 --> 00:27:36,263
True story?
735
00:27:36,737 --> 00:27:38,790
If I could dance on it,
I wouldn't be here.
736
00:27:38,795 --> 00:27:40,538
Well, you should talk
about that on camera.
737
00:27:40,542 --> 00:27:43,102
It'll give people some
context for your personality.
738
00:27:43,107 --> 00:27:45,082
Can I also shoot myself on camera?
739
00:27:46,173 --> 00:27:48,120
Well, it's a little dark, but I mean,
740
00:27:48,125 --> 00:27:50,060
I guess I could run it by S&P, sure.
741
00:27:53,883 --> 00:27:56,383
[MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC]
742
00:27:56,388 --> 00:27:58,342
So how are you liking Detroit?
743
00:28:02,437 --> 00:28:04,270
It's a cat box.
744
00:28:04,641 --> 00:28:07,201
How are we gonna get through
the next three months here?
745
00:28:14,584 --> 00:28:15,732
Hey, you're, uh... [CLEARS THROAT]
746
00:28:15,736 --> 00:28:17,995
- You're consenting to this, right?
- Shut up!
747
00:28:19,507 --> 00:28:22,568
MONICA: Do you have
any idea what it takes
748
00:28:22,573 --> 00:28:23,992
to dance these roles?
749
00:28:24,011 --> 00:28:26,206
None of you want it bad enough!
750
00:28:31,652 --> 00:28:32,924
Julia, I feel like
751
00:28:32,929 --> 00:28:35,167
we're too worried
about how we're looking.
752
00:28:35,172 --> 00:28:36,565
I can't get this extension.
753
00:28:36,570 --> 00:28:37,893
Well, feel the story.
754
00:28:37,898 --> 00:28:40,458
The Prince promised to love you forever,
755
00:28:40,463 --> 00:28:45,268
and now he's leaving you
alone, terrified, condemned.
756
00:28:51,327 --> 00:28:52,993
[BELL RINGS]
757
00:28:56,826 --> 00:28:59,307
- WAYNE: Stand up.
- I'm sorry. I'm good.
758
00:28:59,312 --> 00:29:00,612
It's your process.
759
00:29:00,617 --> 00:29:02,722
You need it to look right. Let's do it.
760
00:29:02,727 --> 00:29:04,247
- Here?
- Yes.
761
00:29:07,249 --> 00:29:09,599
I saw a little bit of
you background package.
762
00:29:09,949 --> 00:29:11,279
You okay?
763
00:29:11,284 --> 00:29:13,410
Well, my marriage is falling apart
and nobody likes me.
764
00:29:13,414 --> 00:29:14,604
I like you.
765
00:29:14,609 --> 00:29:17,035
You're just going through a
little bit of a transition.
766
00:29:17,413 --> 00:29:19,931
Kind of feels like the
whole world is right now.
767
00:29:20,879 --> 00:29:23,831
Transitions are hard and unflattering.
768
00:29:24,473 --> 00:29:26,034
Hip down.
769
00:29:26,039 --> 00:29:27,682
Extend the arm.
770
00:29:28,822 --> 00:29:31,909
There. You're beautiful.
771
00:29:34,712 --> 00:29:36,179
[WHISPERS] Thank you.
772
00:29:40,784 --> 00:29:44,402
I feel so old. And I
don't ever say that.
773
00:29:44,407 --> 00:29:46,698
I don't ever say that because
it feels like so many people
774
00:29:46,703 --> 00:29:49,880
just can't wait to say
it, but, I do, I feel old.
775
00:29:49,885 --> 00:29:51,924
[HEARTFELT MUSIC]
776
00:29:51,929 --> 00:29:53,393
Okay.
777
00:29:54,637 --> 00:29:57,326
Let's feel that.
778
00:29:57,331 --> 00:29:58,899
- Ooh. Huh.
- WAYNE: Hmm.
779
00:29:58,911 --> 00:30:01,510
What comes with age?
780
00:30:01,713 --> 00:30:05,018
Osteoporosis, arthritis,
781
00:30:05,023 --> 00:30:08,581
saggy boobs, lack of sex drive.
782
00:30:08,586 --> 00:30:10,253
Hmm. I was going to say wisdom.
783
00:30:10,258 --> 00:30:11,538
Well...
784
00:30:12,653 --> 00:30:14,361
I was going to say regret.
785
00:30:15,330 --> 00:30:16,635
Regret.
786
00:30:17,573 --> 00:30:19,966
My ex-husband is 28 years old.
787
00:30:19,971 --> 00:30:22,185
I married him because
I wanted to feel young.
788
00:30:22,432 --> 00:30:25,463
I wanted to hold on to something.
789
00:30:25,615 --> 00:30:27,755
I called him Talentless Neil.
790
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:31,116
He was beautiful, but he didn't
do anything but take my time,
791
00:30:31,121 --> 00:30:32,638
my money, everything.
792
00:30:32,643 --> 00:30:34,902
And at some point, I realized
793
00:30:34,907 --> 00:30:38,854
I don't want to go back.
794
00:30:39,715 --> 00:30:41,448
I want to go forward.
795
00:30:43,353 --> 00:30:45,581
Okay. Well, I'm scared.
796
00:30:46,849 --> 00:30:49,683
Isn't it a much more exciting story
797
00:30:49,688 --> 00:30:51,963
if you don't know how it ends?
798
00:30:51,968 --> 00:30:53,056
No.
799
00:30:53,061 --> 00:30:55,299
[BOTH LAUGH]
800
00:30:57,771 --> 00:31:00,756
[LIGHT MUSIC]
801
00:31:00,770 --> 00:31:04,272
♪♪
802
00:31:04,277 --> 00:31:05,943
Hey, friend.
803
00:31:06,205 --> 00:31:09,396
I-I just... I wanted to
check in about last night.
804
00:31:10,042 --> 00:31:11,249
I'm in the middle of a custody battle
805
00:31:11,253 --> 00:31:12,550
and I got a lot riding on the show,
806
00:31:12,554 --> 00:31:14,988
so I just want to make
sure that we're good.
807
00:31:24,357 --> 00:31:26,240
- NICK: Hey.
- You pet the snake, didn't you?
808
00:31:26,245 --> 00:31:28,065
- Hmm?
- WAYNE: Stop pretending to text!
809
00:31:28,070 --> 00:31:30,267
You slept with your subordinate in 2021?
810
00:31:30,272 --> 00:31:31,699
But, no, we're both EPs. We're equal.
811
00:31:31,703 --> 00:31:33,437
Oh, that's not what you said yesterday.
812
00:31:33,442 --> 00:31:36,017
But you better believe you're equal now.
813
00:31:36,022 --> 00:31:37,378
Wow, that's... mm-mm.
814
00:31:37,383 --> 00:31:40,035
Hey, Nick, when are you going
to let me sleep with you?
815
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:42,097
I want final say on the costumes!
816
00:31:42,101 --> 00:31:47,101
♪♪
817
00:31:54,772 --> 00:31:55,920
Hey, what's the matter with you?
818
00:31:55,924 --> 00:31:58,026
I-I don't want to talk about it.
819
00:31:58,031 --> 00:31:59,510
Why? What happened?
820
00:32:01,430 --> 00:32:02,721
Hey, Brittney.
821
00:32:03,441 --> 00:32:06,286
I brought Reggie smoothies
like a total idiot,
822
00:32:06,291 --> 00:32:08,851
and Brittney was giving him a blowjob.
823
00:32:09,655 --> 00:32:10,837
I'm so stupid.
824
00:32:10,842 --> 00:32:12,787
Wait, uh, were there any cameras there?
825
00:32:12,792 --> 00:32:15,553
- What? No.
- We missed a BJ... unbelievable!
826
00:32:15,558 --> 00:32:17,760
Hey Nick, it's Alan's
birthday. There's donuts.
827
00:32:17,765 --> 00:32:19,225
Hey, Jessica, Brittney just gave Reggie
828
00:32:19,229 --> 00:32:21,091
a mouth hug in his trailer
and we missed it.
829
00:32:21,096 --> 00:32:22,709
So I hope that's
the best donut of your life!
830
00:32:22,713 --> 00:32:24,045
I can't believe I listened to you.
831
00:32:24,049 --> 00:32:26,159
It's 8:30 in the morning.
832
00:32:26,164 --> 00:32:27,610
This guy gets Wednesday morning oral,
833
00:32:27,614 --> 00:32:28,932
and I haven't had sex in years,
834
00:32:28,944 --> 00:32:30,927
and I thought I had
a good chance with him.
835
00:32:30,932 --> 00:32:33,838
Okay, one, I don't think
the trailer ding dong party
836
00:32:33,843 --> 00:32:35,482
means that he's in love
with her in any way.
837
00:32:35,486 --> 00:32:36,927
And two, what does that
have to do with your dancing?
838
00:32:36,931 --> 00:32:39,911
Uh, I'm supposed to be sexy
and confident and seduce him?
839
00:32:39,916 --> 00:32:42,107
Hey, Nick! My mom sent donuts!
840
00:32:42,112 --> 00:32:44,677
I'm partial to the chocolate myself,
but I'm happy to share it.
841
00:32:44,682 --> 00:32:45,920
Hey, Alan, thanks so much.
842
00:32:45,925 --> 00:32:48,759
No, a sex act just occurred
between two of our cast members
843
00:32:48,764 --> 00:32:51,417
and this entire crew missed it!
844
00:32:51,422 --> 00:32:53,776
So call your mom and tell
her she just ruined the show!
845
00:32:53,781 --> 00:32:55,669
Will you stop yelling at people?
846
00:32:55,674 --> 00:32:57,507
Hey, everybody needs to do their job.
847
00:32:57,509 --> 00:33:00,412
My job is to start drama.
Their job is to shoot it.
848
00:33:00,417 --> 00:33:02,846
Your job is to try to get a great part
849
00:33:02,851 --> 00:33:05,565
and not get distracted
by some stupid guy.
850
00:33:05,570 --> 00:33:06,979
Come on. Now, do you want the part?
851
00:33:06,984 --> 00:33:11,357
Yes! I want the part! I want it so much!
852
00:33:11,362 --> 00:33:12,763
So go get it.
853
00:33:12,768 --> 00:33:14,205
Yes, people can tell that
you have a crush on Reggie,
854
00:33:14,209 --> 00:33:15,632
and maybe some of
them will laugh at you,
855
00:33:15,636 --> 00:33:17,302
but it doesn't matter, come on.
856
00:33:17,307 --> 00:33:18,723
You beat yourself up too much.
857
00:33:18,728 --> 00:33:20,302
Oh, am I being alive wrong?
858
00:33:20,307 --> 00:33:22,271
Yes, you are.
859
00:33:22,276 --> 00:33:24,638
Get mad at other people. Get mad at me.
860
00:33:24,643 --> 00:33:26,880
Get mad at your son's
mysterious deadbeat dad.
861
00:33:26,885 --> 00:33:30,271
Get mad at whoever told
you that you are not sexy.
862
00:33:30,276 --> 00:33:32,467
You need to start
thinking about revenge.
863
00:33:32,472 --> 00:33:35,545
[PUNCHY MUSIC]
864
00:33:35,550 --> 00:33:38,550
♪♪
865
00:33:39,350 --> 00:33:41,092
Sorry I'm late.
866
00:33:41,097 --> 00:33:46,010
Oh, my God, your skin
looks so good right now.
867
00:33:46,015 --> 00:33:47,909
Does my skin look that good?
868
00:33:49,243 --> 00:33:51,190
- What are we doing?
- I'm helping you.
869
00:33:51,195 --> 00:33:53,786
Because I'm the good
twin, and you're terrible.
870
00:33:53,913 --> 00:33:57,155
Okay, start in fourth position.
871
00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:58,932
Just do a quarter turn.
872
00:33:58,937 --> 00:34:00,417
Don't be scared. I'll do it with you.
873
00:34:00,422 --> 00:34:04,503
- Just a quarter turn?
- Yeah. Easy. And go.
874
00:34:08,096 --> 00:34:09,168
- Who are you?
- [SIMON LAUGHS]
875
00:34:09,172 --> 00:34:11,154
Has anything bad ever happened to you?
876
00:34:11,159 --> 00:34:13,692
Uh, well, if you call
almost dying from meningitis
877
00:34:13,697 --> 00:34:15,916
when I was 13 bad, then yeah.
878
00:34:15,921 --> 00:34:17,435
Again, half turn this time.
879
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:19,037
- I'm sorry.
- No, don't be.
880
00:34:19,042 --> 00:34:22,092
I had this terrible acne.
Okay, pull your shoulders back.
881
00:34:22,097 --> 00:34:24,357
Come on, chest up. Stand
like a lady, please.
882
00:34:24,362 --> 00:34:26,521
Don't... when did we start touching?
883
00:34:26,526 --> 00:34:28,357
Oh, honey, I'm not flirting with you.
884
00:34:28,362 --> 00:34:31,388
Even though it's super sexy how
uptight and judgmental you are.
885
00:34:31,393 --> 00:34:32,794
I'm not judging you, okay?
886
00:34:32,799 --> 00:34:34,818
Please, you have so much
internalized homophobia
887
00:34:34,823 --> 00:34:36,702
I don't know how you get
out of bed in the morning.
888
00:34:36,706 --> 00:34:38,818
So I'm gay and I'm homophobic?
889
00:34:38,823 --> 00:34:41,338
I said what I said.
890
00:34:41,679 --> 00:34:44,104
Full turn. Hey, eyes on me.
891
00:34:48,418 --> 00:34:50,117
Anyway, when I had meningitis,
892
00:34:50,122 --> 00:34:52,380
they gave me these radioactive steroids.
893
00:34:52,385 --> 00:34:54,276
And when I emerged from
my medically-induced coma,
894
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:58,100
I was a gorgeous butterfly
with perfect skin. Worth it.
895
00:34:58,105 --> 00:34:59,535
- That's beautiful.
- Thank you.
896
00:34:59,540 --> 00:35:01,504
You know, I actually think
that the swan spell in the show
897
00:35:01,508 --> 00:35:03,631
is an allegory for childhood acne.
898
00:35:03,636 --> 00:35:04,708
Well, I know you think that's a joke,
899
00:35:04,712 --> 00:35:07,100
but that's actually my secret
backstory for the Black Swan.
900
00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:10,970
So... okay, two turns this
time. Don't think about it.
901
00:35:10,975 --> 00:35:12,605
Just do it! Go!
902
00:35:14,613 --> 00:35:17,527
- Oh!
- That didn't suck.
903
00:35:17,532 --> 00:35:18,887
That was okay.
904
00:35:18,892 --> 00:35:20,167
One second, please.
905
00:35:20,172 --> 00:35:21,764
[KATY PERRY'S "SWISH SWISH"]
906
00:35:21,769 --> 00:35:24,152
One sec. I got to go do something.
907
00:35:25,938 --> 00:35:27,995
JUSTIN: Just... just pass it.
908
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,398
Jordan!
909
00:35:29,956 --> 00:35:32,089
KATY: ♪ Swish, swish, bish ♪
910
00:35:33,784 --> 00:35:35,328
Half-time show!
911
00:35:35,333 --> 00:35:37,667
[PLAYERS CLAMORING]
912
00:35:37,686 --> 00:35:39,878
KATY: ♪ Can't touch this ♪
913
00:35:40,318 --> 00:35:42,397
♪ Another one in the basket ♪
914
00:35:42,402 --> 00:35:43,523
♪♪
915
00:35:43,528 --> 00:35:45,356
NICKI: ♪ Pink Ferragamo
sliders on deck ♪
916
00:35:45,361 --> 00:35:47,527
♪ Silly rap beefs just
get me more checks ♪
917
00:35:47,532 --> 00:35:49,509
♪ My life is a movie,
I'm never off set ♪
918
00:35:49,514 --> 00:35:51,574
♪ Me and my amigos no, not off set ♪
919
00:35:51,579 --> 00:35:53,444
♪ Swish, swish, aw, I got them upset ♪
920
00:35:53,449 --> 00:35:55,591
♪ But my shooters'll make
'em dance like dubstep ♪
921
00:35:55,596 --> 00:35:57,404
♪ Swish, swish, aw,
my haters is obsessed ♪
922
00:35:57,409 --> 00:35:59,777
♪ 'Cause I make Ms, they get much less ♪
923
00:36:00,042 --> 00:36:02,114
♪ Don't be trying to double back ♪
924
00:36:02,119 --> 00:36:05,147
♪ I already despise you ♪
925
00:36:05,152 --> 00:36:06,980
- Oh!
- Oh...
926
00:36:06,985 --> 00:36:10,022
♪ Yeah, all that fake love you showin' ♪
927
00:36:10,027 --> 00:36:13,547
♪ Couldn't even disguise you, yo ♪
928
00:36:13,552 --> 00:36:15,886
♪ Winning, lay 'em up like ♪
929
00:36:15,891 --> 00:36:17,472
♪♪
930
00:36:17,477 --> 00:36:19,586
♪ Swish, swish, bish ♪
931
00:36:20,023 --> 00:36:21,875
♪ Another one in the basket ♪
932
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:25,183
♪♪
933
00:36:25,574 --> 00:36:27,231
♪ Can't touch this ♪
934
00:36:27,236 --> 00:36:29,886
♪♪
935
00:36:31,927 --> 00:36:35,020
[DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
936
00:36:35,025 --> 00:36:40,025
♪♪
937
00:37:13,228 --> 00:37:15,018
Please dance and cry at the same time.
938
00:37:15,023 --> 00:37:17,525
Please dance and cry at the same time.
939
00:37:17,530 --> 00:37:22,192
♪♪
940
00:37:25,107 --> 00:37:28,183
[RHYTHM PICKS UP]
941
00:37:28,195 --> 00:37:33,195
♪♪
942
00:37:36,428 --> 00:37:38,103
[END NOTES]
943
00:37:40,623 --> 00:37:42,864
Come on, kid. Let's bring it.
944
00:37:42,869 --> 00:37:47,869
♪♪
945
00:37:51,818 --> 00:37:53,789
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
946
00:38:13,075 --> 00:38:14,773
WAYNE: Bravo!
947
00:38:15,710 --> 00:38:17,156
Well done.
948
00:38:17,308 --> 00:38:18,992
MONICA: Thank you.
949
00:38:19,629 --> 00:38:22,605
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
950
00:38:24,742 --> 00:38:26,315
I like the meter maid!
951
00:38:26,335 --> 00:38:28,359
Guys, shut up! Shut up!
Everybody shut up!
952
00:38:28,364 --> 00:38:30,414
This is not a democracy, okay?
953
00:38:32,092 --> 00:38:35,847
Except... except between
the EPs. Who are all equal.
954
00:38:35,852 --> 00:38:37,103
None of us has greater
power than the other,
955
00:38:37,107 --> 00:38:38,651
which is great... which is great
956
00:38:38,656 --> 00:38:40,775
and exactly how it should be, okay?
957
00:38:40,780 --> 00:38:42,438
All right.
958
00:38:43,148 --> 00:38:47,011
Okay, why don't we write down
our choices and then compare?
959
00:38:47,016 --> 00:38:49,386
Thank you. Yes. Do you need some paper?
960
00:38:49,391 --> 00:38:51,151
- Yes.
- They have colored. You want colored?
961
00:38:51,359 --> 00:38:53,847
WAYNE: You all should be
so proud of yourselves!
962
00:38:53,852 --> 00:38:56,198
You've exceeded my expectations!
963
00:38:56,215 --> 00:38:57,439
You met mine.
964
00:38:57,444 --> 00:38:58,865
Okay, someone's hungry.
965
00:38:58,870 --> 00:39:02,472
Now, as you know, we are
casting the show gender blind.
966
00:39:02,477 --> 00:39:05,167
So you are eligible for all roles,
967
00:39:05,172 --> 00:39:07,016
not just the ones you danced.
968
00:39:07,149 --> 00:39:11,739
So let's start with the role of
the Prince's mother, the Queen.
969
00:39:11,784 --> 00:39:14,047
That role will go to...
970
00:39:14,281 --> 00:39:16,461
[BELL TOLLS]
971
00:39:16,463 --> 00:39:17,773
Great graphic.
972
00:39:17,778 --> 00:39:20,523
- The Queen...
- Julia.
973
00:39:21,468 --> 00:39:23,438
Come on up here, Julia.
974
00:39:24,225 --> 00:39:27,969
But, but, but, we are
throwing a curveball!
975
00:39:27,974 --> 00:39:30,488
Prince Siegfried has two mommies!
976
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:32,474
Raven, come on up here!
977
00:39:32,479 --> 00:39:33,642
Yes, you! Come, come!
978
00:39:33,647 --> 00:39:36,328
ANNOUNCER: Two mothers.
979
00:39:37,150 --> 00:39:38,313
Why not?
980
00:39:38,622 --> 00:39:39,665
MONICA: For the role of Benno,
981
00:39:39,669 --> 00:39:43,023
the Prince's closest
friend and his wife...
982
00:39:43,028 --> 00:39:45,539
WAYNE: Mike and Paula! Lovely couple.
983
00:39:45,544 --> 00:39:49,157
ANNOUNCER: Benno and his wife.
984
00:39:49,162 --> 00:39:51,477
WAYNE: Now for our villain.
985
00:39:51,694 --> 00:39:54,698
Reggie, you will play the Wizard.
986
00:39:54,703 --> 00:39:56,167
Come on up here.
987
00:39:56,172 --> 00:39:59,438
I didn't know there was a wizard,
but that's cool, though.
988
00:39:59,443 --> 00:40:01,174
ANNOUNCER: The Wizard.
989
00:40:01,655 --> 00:40:04,104
And now for the Prince.
990
00:40:04,109 --> 00:40:05,507
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
991
00:40:05,512 --> 00:40:08,800
There were many wonderful performances,
992
00:40:08,805 --> 00:40:10,486
and as far as I am concerned, you all...
993
00:40:10,491 --> 00:40:11,491
It's Claude.
994
00:40:11,496 --> 00:40:13,481
WAYNE: Yes, it's Claude.
Congratulations.
995
00:40:13,486 --> 00:40:15,350
ANNOUNCER: The Prince.
996
00:40:15,519 --> 00:40:19,962
Now for the seductive Black Swan.
997
00:40:21,025 --> 00:40:22,575
Again, this was not an easy...
998
00:40:22,580 --> 00:40:24,298
Simon. It's Simon.
999
00:40:25,511 --> 00:40:27,043
WAYNE: Congratulations, Simon.
1000
00:40:27,048 --> 00:40:30,017
ANNOUNCER: The Black Swan.
1001
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:35,829
Now for the tragic White Swan,
it came down to two.
1002
00:40:36,806 --> 00:40:40,072
Gabby and Brittney.
1003
00:40:42,579 --> 00:40:44,380
- Brittney. Congratulations!
- [BRITTNEY SCREAMING]
1004
00:40:44,384 --> 00:40:47,829
ANNOUNCER: The White Swan.
1005
00:40:50,703 --> 00:40:54,684
The rest of you will be
wedding guests and swans.
1006
00:40:54,689 --> 00:40:57,220
Oh, wait, I almost forgot
the most important role.
1007
00:40:57,989 --> 00:41:00,603
Gabby! Come up here.
1008
00:41:04,177 --> 00:41:07,996
You are the understudy!
1009
00:41:08,001 --> 00:41:10,970
ANNOUNCER: The understudy.
1010
00:41:11,180 --> 00:41:13,574
For what part?
1011
00:41:13,579 --> 00:41:17,035
All of them. You will learn every role.
1012
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:20,426
And in the unlikely event
that someone can't perform,
1013
00:41:20,431 --> 00:41:23,658
it will be your time to shine.
1014
00:41:23,870 --> 00:41:26,111
Congratulations!
1015
00:41:34,597 --> 00:41:36,408
Hey, good job today, Gabby.
1016
00:41:36,708 --> 00:41:40,020
Not good enough. Was that Monica's idea?
1017
00:41:40,025 --> 00:41:42,653
No, that was... it was
my idea. And it's genius.
1018
00:41:42,658 --> 00:41:44,290
You have to learn all of the parts.
1019
00:41:44,294 --> 00:41:45,887
That sucks for you. It's perfect.
1020
00:41:45,892 --> 00:41:48,504
Look, everybody loves an underdog.
1021
00:41:48,509 --> 00:41:50,254
I've been doing this a long time, Gabs.
1022
00:41:50,259 --> 00:41:51,926
Keep your eye on the prize.
1023
00:41:51,931 --> 00:41:54,176
REGGIE: Yo, you were amazing out there!
1024
00:41:54,181 --> 00:41:56,767
It's like... like we
were connected, you know?
1025
00:41:58,170 --> 00:41:59,317
We still getting dinner?
1026
00:41:59,322 --> 00:42:02,376
Oh, uh, you know what?
1027
00:42:03,197 --> 00:42:05,697
I forgot I had plans with some friends.
1028
00:42:05,860 --> 00:42:08,533
- Shoot.
- Oh, okay.
1029
00:42:09,907 --> 00:42:12,626
- Maybe another time then.
- Yeah, maybe.
1030
00:42:15,250 --> 00:42:16,908
Ah! God! Hi.
1031
00:42:16,913 --> 00:42:18,895
These are the rules:
it wasn't a one-time thing.
1032
00:42:18,900 --> 00:42:20,207
It's going to happen again.
1033
00:42:20,212 --> 00:42:22,223
But you won't know
when. It's not forever.
1034
00:42:22,228 --> 00:42:24,090
How long will it last? I'll decide.
1035
00:42:24,095 --> 00:42:25,905
You will never have my phone number.
1036
00:42:26,394 --> 00:42:27,818
Your phone number's on the call sheet.
1037
00:42:27,822 --> 00:42:28,912
That's not my real phone number.
1038
00:42:28,916 --> 00:42:30,284
You will never initiate an encounter,
1039
00:42:30,288 --> 00:42:32,103
and I will never spend
the night with you.
1040
00:42:32,618 --> 00:42:34,127
You... you want to come over tonight...
1041
00:42:34,131 --> 00:42:36,171
I just said you don't get to initiate.
1042
00:42:37,474 --> 00:42:39,146
- Anything else?
- Yes.
1043
00:42:39,151 --> 00:42:43,108
If anyone finds out about us,
you'll never touch me again,
1044
00:42:43,113 --> 00:42:44,997
and I'll ruin you.
1045
00:42:46,473 --> 00:42:48,376
Oh, and I liked it
when you pulled my hair.
1046
00:42:48,381 --> 00:42:51,197
Do that again. Not now!
1047
00:42:53,690 --> 00:42:55,376
Wayne knows!
1048
00:42:58,670 --> 00:43:00,314
I'm so dumb.
1049
00:43:00,319 --> 00:43:03,061
[DRAMATIC CLASSICAL MUSIC]
1050
00:43:03,066 --> 00:43:08,066
♪♪
1051
00:43:08,243 --> 00:43:11,325
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1052
00:43:18,496 --> 00:43:23,496
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