All language subtitles for Rock Erotic Picture Show (1997)

Michael Rennie was ill

The day the earth stood still

But he told us where we stand

And Flash Gordon was there

In silver underwear

Claude Rains was the Invisible Man

Then something went wrong

For Fay Wray and King Kong

They got caught in a celluloid jam

Then at a deadly pace

It came from outer space

And this is how the message ran

Science fiction

Double feature

Dr. X

Will build a creature

See androids fighting

Brad and Janet

Anne Francis stars in...

. . .Forbidden Planet

Oh

At the late-night

Double feature

Picture show

I knew Leo G. Carrol

Was over a barrel

When Tarantula took to the hills

And I really got hot

When I saw Janette Scott

Fight a Triffid that

Spits poison and kills

Dana Andrews said prunes

Gave him the runes

And passing them used lots of skills

But when worlds collide

Said George Pal to his bride

I'm gonna give you

Some terrible thrills

Like a

Science fiction

Double feature

Dr. X

Will build a creature

See androids fighting

Brad and Janet

Anne Francis stars in...

. . .Forbidden Planet

Oh

At the late-night

Double feature

Picture show

I want to go

Oh

To the late-night

Double feature

Picture show

By RKO

Oh

To the late-night

Double feature

Picture show

In the back row

Oh

To the late-night

Double feature

Picture show

Here they come.

l'd like the parents
and the grandparents.

Yes, all the close family.

Smile! Hold fast. Beautiful!

Congratulations.

Well. . . .

l guess we really did it, huh?

You and Betty have been inseparable. . .

. . .since you met in
Dr. Scott's courses.

Tell you the truth, Brad, she was the
only reason l came in the first place.

l mean--

Okay, guys, this is it!
You ready?

Look, Betty's gonna throw her bouquet.

l got it!

-l got it!
-Hey, big fella.

Looks like it could be
your turn next.

Who knows.

So long.
See you, Brad.

Come on, hop in.

See you, Brad.

Brad, wasn't it wonderful?
Didn't Betty look radiantly beautiful?

Just an hour ago she was
plain old Betty Munroe.

And now she's Mrs. Ralph Hapschatt.

-Yes, Janet. Ralph's a lucky guy.
-Yes.

Oh, l always cry at weddings.

Everyone knows Betty's
a wonderful little cook.

Yes.

Ralph will be in line
for promotion in a year.

Yes.

-Hey, Janet.
-Yes, Brad?

l've got something to say.

I really loved

The skillful way

You beat the other girls

To the bride's bouquet

Oh, Brad.

-The river was deep but I swam it
-Janet

-The future is ours, so let's plan it
-Janet

-So please don 't tell me to can it
-Janet

I've one thing to say and that's
Damn it, Janet

I love you

-The road was long but I ran it
-Janet

-A fire's in my heart and you fan it
-Janet

-There's one fool for you and I am it
-Janet

I've one thing to say and that's
Damn it, Janet

I love you

Here's a ring to prove

That I'm no joker

There's three ways

That love can grow

That's good, bad

Or mediocre

Oh, J-A-N-E-T

I love you so

-Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had
-Oh, Brad

-Now we're engaged and I'm so glad
-Oh, Brad

-That you met Mom and you know Dad
-Oh, Brad

I've one thing to say and that's
Brad, I'm mad

For you too

Oh, Brad

Oh, damn it

I'm mad

Oh, Janet

For you

I love you too

There's one thing left to do
Ah-ooh

-And that's go see the man who began it
-Janet

-When we met in his science, eXam it
-Janet

-Made me give you the eye, then panic
-Janet

Now I've one thing to say and that's
Damn it, Janet

I love you

Damn it, Janet

Oh, Brad, I'm mad

Damn it, Janet

I love you

l would like, if l may. . .

. . .to take you on a strange journey.

lt seemed a fairly ordinary night. . .

. . .when Brad Majors and
his fianc�e, Janet Weiss. . .

. . .two young, ordinary,
healthy kids. . .

. . .left Denton that
late November evening. . .

. . .to visit a Dr. Everett Scott. . .

. . .ex-tutor and now friend
to both of them.

lt's true there were
dark storm clouds. . .

. . .heavy, black and pendulous. . .

. . .toward which they were driving.

lt's true also that the spare tire
they carried. . .

. . .was badly in need of some air.

But they, being normal kids and. . .

. . .on a night out. . .

. . .they were not going to let a storm
spoil the events of their evening.

On a night out.

lt was a night out. . .

. . .they were going to remember. . .

. . .for a very long time.

I have never been a quitter.

To leave office before my term
is completed is abhorrent...

... to every instinct in my body.

But as president...

...I must put the interests
of America first.

America needs a full-time president...

...and a full-time Congress...

...particularly at this time....

Gosh, that's the third motorcyclist
that's passed us.

They sure do take their lives
in their hands.

Yes, Janet. Life's pretty cheap
to that type.

What's the matter, Brad, darling?

We took the wrong fork
a few miles back.

Oh.

Where did that motorcyclist come from?

l guess we'll just have to turn back.

What was that bang?

We must have a blowout.

Damn it! l knew l should've gotten
that spare tire fixed.

You stay here and l'll go for help.

We're in the middle of nowhere.

Didn't we pass a castle
a few miles back?

Maybe they have a telephone
l could use.

l'm going too.

-Both of us don't need to get wet.
-l'm coming with you.

Besides, the owner of that phone
might be a beautiful woman. . .

. . .and you might never
come back again.

In the velvet darkness

Of the blackest night

Burning bright

There's a guiding star

No matter what

Or...

... who you are

There's a light

Over at the Frankenstein place

There's a light

Burning in the fireplace

There's a light, light

In the darkness

Of everybody's life

The darkness must go

Down the river

Of nights dreaming

Flow morphia slow

Let the sun

And light come streaming

Into my life

Into my life

There's a light

Over at the Frankenstein place

There's a light

Burning in the fireplace

There's a light

Light

In the darkness

Of everybody's life

And so. . .

. . .it seemed that fortune
had smiled on Brad and Janet. . .

. . .and they had found the assistance
that their plight required.

Or had they?

Brad, let's go back.
l'm cold and l'm frightened.

Just a moment, Janet.
They may have a phone.

Hello.

Hi! My name's Brad Majors.

This is my fianc�e, Janet Weiss.

l wondered if you might help us.
Our car broke down up the road.

Do you have a phone we might use?

You're wet.

Yes, it's raining.

Yes.

Oh.

l think, perhaps,
you better both come inside.

You're too kind.

l'm frightened.
What kind of place is this?

lt's probably some kind of
hunting lodge for rich weirdos.

This way.

Are you having a party?

You've arrived on
a rather special night.

-lt's one of the master's affairs.
-Oh.

-Lucky him.
-You're lucky.

He's lucky, l'm lucky,
we're all lucky!

It's astounding

Time is fleeting

Madness takes its toll

But listen closely

Not for very much longer

I've got to keep control

I remember

Doing the time warp

Drinking

Those moments when

The blackness would hit me

And the void would be calling

Let's do the time warp again

Let's do the time warp again

It's just a jump to the left

-And a step to the right
-With your hands on your hips

You bring your knees in tight

But it's the pelvic thrust

That really drives you insane

Let's do the time warp again

Let's do the time warp again

It's so dreamy

Oh, fantasy free me

So you can 't see me

No, not at all

In another dimension

With voyeuristic intention

Well secluded

I see all

With a bit of a mind flip

You're into the time slip

And nothing can ever be the same

You're spaced out on sensation

Like you're under sedation

Let's do the time warp again

Let's do the time warp again

I was walking down the street
Just having a think

When a snake of a guy
Gave me an evil wink

He shook a me up
He took me by surprise

He had a pickup truck
And the devil's eyes

He stared at me
And I felt a change

Time meant nothing
Never would again

Let's do the time warp again

Let's do the time warp again

It's just a jump to the left

-And then a step to the right
-With your hands on your hips

You bring your knees in tight

But it's the pelvic thrust

That really drives you insane

Let's do the time warp again

Let's do the time warp again

Let's do the time warp again

Let's do the time warp again

It's just a jump to the left

-And then a step to the right
-With your hands on your hips

Bring your knees in tight

But it's the pelvic thrust

That really drives you insane

Let's do the time warp again

Let's do the time warp again

Say something.

Say! Do any of you guys know
how to Madison?

-Brad, please, let's get out of here.
-Keep a grip on yourself, Janet.

-But it seems so unhealthy here.
-lt's just a party, Janet.

-Well, l want to go.
-We can't till l get to a phone.

-Then ask the butler or someone.
-Just a moment.

We don't want to interfere
with their celebrations.

This isn't the Chamber of Commerce.

They're probably foreigners
with different ways.

They may do some more folk dancing.

l'm cold, l'm wet and
l'm just plain scared.

l'm here, there's nothing
to worry about.

How do you do

I see you've met

My faithful handyman

He's just a little brought down

Because when you knocked

He thought you were the candyman

Don 't get strung out

By the way I look

Don 't judge a book by its cover

I'm not much of a man

By the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From TransseXual...

... Transylvania

Let me show you around

Maybe play you a sound

You look like you're both
Pretty groovy

Or if you want something visual

That's not too abysmal

We could take in an old
Steve Reeves movie

I'm glad we caught you at home

Could we use your phone?

-We're both in a bit of a hurry
-Right

We'll just say where we are

-Then go back to the car
-A pleasure to meet you, Dr. Furter

We don 't want to be any worry

Well, you got caught with a flat

Well, how about that

Well, babies, don 't you panic

By the light of the night

It'll all seem all right

I'll get you a satanic mechanic

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From TransseXual...

... Transylvania

Why don 't you stay for the night

-Night
-Or maybe a bite

Bite

I could show you
My favorite obsession

I've been making a man

With blond hair and a tan

And he's good for relieving
My tension

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From TransseXual...

... Transylvania

Hit it! Hit it!

-I'm just a sweet transvestite
-Sweet transvestite

From TransseXual...

... Transylvania

So come up to the lab

And see what's on the slab

I see you shiver

With antici--

-pation

But maybe the rain

Is really to blame

So I'll remove the cause

But not the symptom

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Brad!

We'll play along for now and pull out
the aces when the time is right.

Slowly, slowly.
lt's too nice a job to rush.

Hi. My name's Brad Majors and
this is my fianc�e, Janet Weiss.

You are. . .?

You are very lucky to be invited
up to Frank's laboratory.

Some people would give their
right arm for the privilege.

People like you, maybe?

l've seen it.

Come along. The master doesn't
like to be kept waiting.

Shift it!

ls he--? Frank, l mean,
is he your husband?

The master is not yet married.
Nor do l think he ever will be.

-We are simply his servants.
-Oh.

Magenta.

Columbia.

Go and assist Riff Raff.

l will entertain. . . .

Brad Majors and this is
my fianc�e, Janet Vice.

-Weiss.
-Weiss?

Enchant�.

Well, how nice.

And what charming underclothes
you both have.

But here, put these on.

They'll make you feel less vulnerable.

lt's not often
we receive visitors here.

Let alone offer them hospitality.

Hospitality! All we wanted to do
was use your telephone. Goddamn it!

A reasonable request you have ignored!

-Don't be ungrateful.
-Ungrateful?!

How forceful you are, Brad.

Such a perfect specimen of manhood.
So dominant.

You must be awfully proud
of him, Janet.

Well, yes, l am.

-Do you have any tattoos, Brad?
-Certainly not.

Oh, well. How about you?

Everything is in readiness, master.

We merely await your word.

Tonight, my unconventional
conventionists. . .

. . .you are to witness
a new breakthrough. . .

. . .in biochemical research.

And paradise is to be mine!

lt was strange the way it happened.

Suddenly. . .

. . .you get a break.

All the pieces seem to fit into place.

What a sucker you've been.
What a fool.

The answer was there all the time.

lt took a small accident
to make it happen.

-An accident!
-An accident!

That's how l discovered the secret.

That elusive ingredient.

That spark. . .

. . .that is the breath of life.

Yes.

l have that knowledge.

l hold the secret. . .

. . .to life itself!

You see. . .

. . .you are fortunate.

For tonight is the night. . .

. . .that my beautiful creature
is destined to be born.

Throw open the switches
on the sonic oscillator.

And step up the reactor power input. . .

. . .three more points!

Oh, Brad!

lt's all right, Janet.

Oh, Rocky!

The sword of Damocles
Is hanging over my head

I've got the feeling someone's
Gonna be cutting the thread

Oh, woe is me

My life is a misery

Oh, can 't you see

That I'm at the start
Of a pretty big downer

I woke up this morning with a start
When I fell out of bed

That ain 't no crime

And left from my dreaming
Was a feeling of unnameable dread

That ain 't no crime

My high is low

I'm dressed up with no place to go

And all I know

Is I'm at the start
Of a pretty big downer

-That ain 't no crime.
-Oh, no, no, no.

-That ain 't no crime.
-Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, my baby!

The sword of Damocles
Is hanging over my head

That ain 't no crime

I've got the feeling someone's
Gonna be cutting the thread

That ain 't no crime

Oh, woe is me

My life is a mystery

And can 't you see

That I'm at the start
Of a pretty big downer

-That ain 't no crime.
-Oh, no, no, no.

That ain 't no crime

Well, really!

That's no way to behave
on your first day out.

But since you're such
an exceptional beauty. . .

. . .l'm prepared to forgive you.

Oh, l just love success!

-He is a credit to your genius.
-Yes.

-A triumph of your will.
-Yes.

He's okay.

Okay?

Okay?!

l think we can do better than that.

Now, Brad and Janet. . .

. . .what do you think of him?

Well. . . .

l don't like men
with too many muscles.

l didn't make him for you!

He carries the Charles Atlas
seal of approval.

A weakling weighing 98 pounds

Will get sand in his face

When kicked to the ground

And soon in the gym

With a determined chin

The sweat from his pores

As he works for his cause

Will make him glisten

And gleam

And with massage

And just a little bit of steam

He'll be pink

And quite clean

He'll be a strong man

Oh, honey
But the wrong man

He'll eat nutritious high protein

And swallow raw eggs

Try to build up his shoulders

His chest, arms and legs

Such an effort
If he only knew of my plan

In just seven days

I can make you a man

He'll do press-ups and chin-ups

Do the snatch, clean and jerk

He thinks dynamic tension

Must be hard work

Such strenuous living

I just don 't understand

When in just seven days
Oh, baby

I can make you a man

Eddie!

Whatever happened to Saturday night

When you dressed sharp, felt all right
Don 't seem the same since cosmic light

Came into my life
I thought I was divine

I'd go for a ride with chicks who 'd go
And listen to the music on the radio

A saXophone was blowing
On a rock 'n ' roll show

We climbed in the back seat
We really had a good time

Hot patootie, bless my soul

I really love that rock 'n ' roll

Hot patootie, bless my soul

I really love that rock 'n ' roll

Lovely party!

My head used to swim
From the perfume I smelled

My hands kind of fumbled
With her white plastic belt

I'd taste her baby pink lipstick
And that's when I'd melt

She'd whisper in my ear
Tonight she really was mine

Get in front and put some hair oil on
Buddy Holly was singing his last song

With your arms around your girl
You tried to sing along

It felt pretty good
Really had a good time

Hot patootie, bless my soul

I really love that rock 'n ' roll

Hot patootie, bless my soul

I really love that rock 'n ' roll

One from the vaults.

Oh, baby!

Don't be upset.

lt was a mercy killing.

He had a certain naive charm. . .

. . .but no muscle.

But a deltoid

And a bicep

A hot groin
And a tricep

Makes me...

...shake

Makes me want to take Charles Atlas

By the hand

In just seven days
Oh, baby

I can make you a man

I don 't want no dissension

Just dynamic tension

I'm a muscle fan

In just seven days

I can make you a man

Dig it if you can

In just seven days

I can make you a man

Rocky, Rocky, rah, rah, rah!
Rocky, Rocky, rah, rah, rah!

There are those who say
that life is an illusion. . .

. . .and that reality is simply
a figment of the imagination.

lf this is so, then Brad and Janet
are quite safe.

However, the sudden departure
of their host. . .

. . .and his creation. . .

. . .into the seclusion
of his somber bridal suite. . .

. . .had left them feeling
both apprehensive and uneasy.

A feeling which grew
as the other guests departed. . .

. . .and they were shown
to their separate rooms.

Who is it? Who's there?

lt's only me, Janet.

Brad, darling, come in.

Oh, Brad!

Yes, my darling! But what if--?

Everything's going to be all right.

Oh, l hope so, my darling.

-lt's you!
-l'm afraid so. But isn't it nice?

You beast, you monster!
What have you done with Brad?

Well, nothing.
Why, do you think l should?

You tricked me! l wouldn't have.
l've never, never. . . .

Yes. Yes, l know.

But it isn't all bad, is it?

l think you'll really find it
quite pleasurable.

-So soft, so sensual.
-Stop! l mean, help!

Brad. Oh, Brad!

Brad's probably asleep by now.
Do you want him to see you like this?

Like this, like how? lt's your fault!
You're to blame!

l was saving myself.

Well, l'm sure you're not spent yet.

Promise you won't tell Brad?

Cross my heart and hope to die.

Oh, Brad, darling, it's no good here!

lt'll destroy us.

Don't worry. We'll be away from here
in the morning.

Oh, Brad, you're so strong
and protective.

You!

l'm afraid so, Brad.
But isn't it nice?

Why you--
What have you done with Janet?

Nothing. Why, do you think l should?

You tricked me. l wouldn't have.
l've never, never, never!

Yes, l know.
But it isn't all bad, is it?

Not even half bad.
l think you'll really quite enjoy it.

-So soft. So sensual.
-No, stop.

Oh, Janet.

Janet!

Janet's probably asleep by now.
Do you want her to see you like this?

Like this, like how? lt's your fault!
You're to blame.

l thought it was the real thing!

Oh, come on, Brad, admit it.

You liked it, didn't you?

There's no crime in giving yourself
over to pleasure.

Oh, Brad, you have wasted
so much time already.

Janet needn't know. l won't tell her.

You promise you won't tell?

On my mother's grave.

Master, Rocky has broken his chains
and vanished.

The new playmate is loose
and somewhere in the castle grounds.

Magenta has just released the dogs.

Coming!

What's happening here? Where's Brad?

Where's anybody?

Oh, Brad!

Brad, my darling, how could l
have done this to you?

Oh, lf only we hadn't
made this journey.

lf only the car hadn't broken down.

lf only we were amongst friends
or sane persons.

Oh, Brad.

What have they done with him?

Brad, how could you?

But you're hurt.

Did they do this to you?

Here. l'll dress your wounds.

Baby, there. Oh.

"Emotion: agitation or disturbance
of mind...

. . .vehement or excited mental state. "

lt is also a powerful
and irrational master.

And from what Magenta and Columbia
eagerly viewed on their TV monitor. . .

... there seemed little doubt
that Janet was indeed...

...its slave.

Tell us about it, Janet.

I was feeling done in

Couldn 't win

I'd only ever kissed before

You mean she--?

I thought there's no use getting

Into heavy petting

It only leads to trouble

And seat wetting

Now all I want to know

Is how to go

I've tasted blood and I want more

More, more, more.

I'll put up no resistance

I want to stay the distance

I've got an itch to scratch

I need assistance

Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me

I wanna be dirty

Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me

Creature of the night

Then if anything grows

While you pose

I'll oil you up and rub you down

Down, down, down.

And that's just one small fraction
Of the main attraction

You need a friendly hand

Oh, and I need action

Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me

I wanna be dirty

Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me

Creature of the night

Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me

I wanna be dirty

Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me

Creature of the night

Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me

I wanna be dirty

Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me

Creature of the night

Creature of the night.

Creature of the night?

Creature of the night.

Creature of the night.

Creature of the night.

Creature of the night

Creature of the night.

Creature of the night

Mercy!

How did it happen?

l understood you were to be watching.

l was only away for a minute, master.

Well, see if you can find him
on the monitor.

Master.

Master, we have a visitor.

Hey, Scotty!

Dr. Everett Scott.

You know this earthling--
--this person?

l most certainly do. He happens
to be an old friend of mine.

l see.

So this wasn't
simply a chance meeting.

You came here with a purpose.

l told you, my car broke down.
l was telling the truth.

l know what you told me, Brad.

But this Dr. Everett Scott,
his name is not unknown to me.

He was a science teacher
at Denton High.

And now he works for your government.

He's attached
to the Bureau of lnvestigation. . .

. . .of that which you call UFOs!
lsn't that right, Brad?

He might be. l don't know.

The intruder is entering
the building, master.

He'll probably be in the Zen Room.

Shall we inquire of him in person?

Great Scott!

Frank N. Furter.

We meet at last.

Dr. Scott!

Brad! What are you doing here?

Don't play games, Dr. Scott.

You know perfectly well
what Brad Majors is doing here.

lt was part of your plan, was it not?

That he and his female
should check the layout for you?

Well, unfortunately for you all,
the plans are to be changed.

l hope you're adaptable, Dr. Scott.

l know Brad is.

l assure you, Brad's presence
comes as a complete surprise to me.

l came here to find Eddie.

-Eddie? l've seen him. He's--
-Eddie?

What do you know of Eddie?

l know a great deal
about a lot of things.

You see, Eddie happens to be
my nephew.

Dr. Scott.

-Janet!
-Dr. Scott!

-Janet!
-Brad!

Rocky!

-Janet!
-Dr. Scott!

-Janet!
-Brad!

Rocky!

Listen! l made you. . .

. . .and l can break you just as easily.

Master, dinner is prepared!

Excellent.

Under the circumstances,
formal dress is to be optional.

Food has always played a vital role
in life's rituals:

The breaking of bread,
the last meal of the condemned man. . .

. . .and now this meal.

However informal it might appear...

... you can be sure there was to be
very little bonhomie.

A toast.

To absent friends.

To absent friends.

And Rocky.

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday, dear Rocky

-Happy birthday--
-Shall we?

We came here to discuss Eddie.

Eddie!

lt's a rather tender subject.

Another slice, anyone?

Excuse me.

l knew he was in with a bad crowd,
but it was worse than l imagined.

Aliens!

Dr. Scott!

Go on, Dr. Scott.

Or should l say Dr. Von Scott?

Just what exactly are you implying?

lt's all right!

That's all right, Brad.

From the day he was born

He was trouble

He was the thorn

In his mother's side

She tried in vain

But he never caused her
Nothing but shame

He left home...

... the day she died

From the day she was gone

All he wanted

Was rock 'n ' roll porn

Und a motorbike

Shooting up junk

He was a low-down, cheap little punk

Taking everyone for a ride

When Eddie said
He didn 't like his teddy

You knew he was a no-good kid

But when he threatened your life
With a switchblade knife

-What a guy
-Makes you cry

Und I did

Everybody shoved him

I very nearly loved him

I said, hey, listen to me

Stay sane inside insanity

But he locked the door
And threw away the key

But he must've been drawn

Into something

Making him warn me

In a note which reads:

What's it say? What's it say?

"I'm out of my head

Oh, hurry, or I may be dead

They mustn 't carry out
Their evil deeds"

When Eddie said
He didn 't like his teddy

You knew he was a no-good kid

When he threatened your life
With a switchblade knife

-What a guy
-Makes you cry

Und I did

When Eddie said
He didn 't like his teddy

You knew he was a no-good kid

But when he threatened your life
With a switchblade knife

-What a guy
-Woe, woe, woe

-Makes you cry
-Hey, hey, hey

Und I did

Hey

Oh.

Oh, Rocky!

How could you?!

This way! This way!

Shut up!

I'll tell you once
I won 't tell you twice

You'd better wise up
Janet Weiss

Your apple pie
Don 't taste too nice

You'd better wise up
Janet Weiss

I've laid the seed
It should be all you need

You're as sensual as a pencil

Wound up like an E or first string

When we made it
Did ya hear a bell ring?

You got a block
Well, take my advice

You'd better wise up
Janet Weiss

The transducer
Will seduce ya

My feet! l can't move my feet!

My wheels!
My God, l can't move my wheels.

lt's as if we were glued to the spot.

You are.

So quake with fear, you tiny fools.

We're trapped.

It's something you'll get used to
A mental mind fuck can be nice

No!

You won't find Earth people
the easy mark you imagine.

This sonic transducer. . .

. . .it is some kind of audio-vibratory,
physiomolecular transport device?

-You mean. . .?
-Yes, Brad.

lt's something we ourselves
have been working on for a while.

But it seems our friend here has found
a means of perfecting it.

A device capable
of breaking down solid matter. . .

. . .and then projecting it
through space, and who knows. . .

. . .perhaps even time itself!

He's gonna send us to another planet?

Planet schmanet, Janet.

You'd better wise up
Janet Weiss

You'd better wise up
Build your thighs up

You'd better wise up

And then she cried out:

Stop!

Don 't get hot and flustered

Use a bit of mustard

You're a hot dog

But you'd better not...

... try to hurt her

Frank Furter

You're a hot dog

But you'd better not...

... try to hurt her

Frank Furter

You're a hot dog

My God! l can't stand
any more of this.

First, you spurn me for Eddie, then you
toss him like an old coat for Rocky.

You chew people up
and then you spit them out again.

l loved you.

Do you hear me? l loved you.

And what did it get me?
l'll tell you, a big nothing.

You're like a sponge. You drain
others of their love and emotion.

Well, l've had enough!

Choose between me and Rocky, so named
because of the rocks in his head.

lt's not easy, having a good time.

Even smiling makes my face ache.

And my children turn on me.

Rocky's behaving just the way
that Eddie did.

Maybe l made a mistake. . .

. . .splitting his brain
between the two of them.

l grow weary of this world!

When shall we return to Transylvania?!

Magenta. . .

. . .l am indeed grateful to both you
and your brother, Riff Raff.

You have both served me well.

Loyalty such as yours
shall not go unrewarded.

You'll discover that when the mood
takes me, l can be quite generous.

l ask for nothing, master.

And you shall receive it in abundance!

Come. We are ready
for the floorshow.

And so, by some eXtraordinary
coincidence...

. . .fate, it seemed, had decided
that Brad and Janet. . .

. . .should keep that appointment
with their friend Dr. Everett Scott.

But it was to be in a situation. . .

. . .which none of them could have
possibly foreseen.

And just a few hours
after announcing their engagement. . .

. . .Brad and Janet had both tasted. . .

. . .forbidden fruit.

This in itself was proof. . .

. . .that their host
was a man of little morals. . .

. . .and some persuasion.

What further indignities
were they to be subjected to?

And what of the floorshow
that had been spoken of?

ln an empty house. . .

. . .in the middle of the night?

What diabolical plan. . .

. . .had seized
Frank's crazed imagination?

What indeed?

From what had gone before,
it was clear. . .

. . .that this was to be no picnic.

It was great when it all began

I was a regular Frankie fan

But it was over when he had the plan

To start working on a muscleman

Now the only thing that gives me hope

Is my love of a certain dope

Rose tints my world

Keeps me safe
From my trouble and pain

I'm just seven hours old

Truly beautiful to behold

And somebody should be told

My libido hasn 't been controlled

Now the only thing I've come to trust

Is an orgasmic rush of lust

Rose tints my world

And keeps me safe
From my trouble and pain

It's beyond me

Help me, Mommy

I'll be good, you'll see

Take this dream away

What's this

Let's see

I feel seXy

What's come over me

Here it comes again

I feel released

Bad times deceased

My confidence has increased

Reality is here

The game has been disbanded

My mind has been eXpanded

It's a gas that Frankie's landed

His lust is so sincere

Whatever happened...

... to Fay Wray

That delicate...

...satin-draped frame

As it clung to her thigh

How I started to cry

'Cause I wanted to be dressed

Just the same

Give yourself over

To absolute pleasure

Swim the warm waters

Of sins of the flesh

Erotic nightmares

Beyond any measure

And sensual daydreams

To treasure forever

Can 't you just see it

Don 't dream it

Be it

Don 't dream it

Be it

Don 't dream it

Be it

Don 't dream it

Be it

We've got to get. . .

. . .out of this trap. . .

. . .before this decadence. . .

. . .saps our wills.

l've got to be strong. . .

. . .und try to hang on.

Or else my mind. . .

. . .may well snap.

Und my life will be lived. . .

...for the thrill

It's beyond me

Help me, Mommy

God bless...

...Lily St. Cyr

My, my, my, my

My, my, my, my

I'm a wild and untamed thing

I'm a bee with a deadly sting

Get a hit and your mind goes "ping"

Your heart'll thump
And your blood will sing

Let the party and the sounds rock on

We're gonna shake it
Till the life has gone

Rose tints my world
Keep me safe from my trouble and pain

We're a wild and an untamed thing

We're a bee with a deadly sting

Get a hit and your mind goes "ping"

Your heart'll thump
And your blood will sing

So let the party
And the sounds rock on

We're gonna shake it
Till the life has gone

Rose tints my world
Keep me safe from my trouble and pain

We're a wild and an untamed thing

We're a bee with a deadly sting

Get a hit and your mind goes "ping"

Your heart'll thump
And your blood will sing

So let the party
And the sounds rock on

We're gonna shake it
Till the life has gone

Rose tints my world
Keep me safe from my trouble and pain

Frank N. Furter

It's all over

Your mission is a failure

Your lifestyle's too eXtreme

I'm your new commander

You now are my prisoner

We return to Transylvania

Prepare the transit beam

Wait!

l can explain.

On the day I went away

Goodbye

Was all I had to say

Now I

I want to come again and stay

Oh, my, my

Smile and that will mean I may

'Cause I've seen

Blue skies through the tears

In my eyes

And I realize

I'm going home

I'm going home

Everywhere it's been the same

Feeling

Like I'm outside in the rain

Wheeling

Free to try and find a game

Dealing

Cards for sorrow

Cards for pain

'Cause I've seen

Blue skies

Through the tears

In my eyes

And I realize

That I'm going home

I'm going home

I'm going home

I'm going home

How sentimental.

And also presumptuous of you.

You see, when l said " we" . . .

. . .were to return to Transylvania. . .

. . .l referred only
to Magenta and myself.

l'm sorry, however, if you found
my words misleading. . .

. . .but you see. . .

. . .you are to remain here.

ln spirit anyway.

Good heavens, that's a laser.

Yes, Dr. Scott.

A laser capable of emitting
a beam of pure anti-matter.

You're going to kill him?

-What's his crime?
-You saw what became of Eddie.

Society must be protected.

Exactly, Dr. Scott.

Now, Frank N. Furter,
your time has come

Say goodbye to all of this. . .

. . .and hello to oblivion.

No.

No.

No!

Good God!

You killed them.

But l thought you liked them.
They liked you.

They didn't like me!

They never liked me!

You did right.

A decision had to be made.

You're okay by me.

Dr. Scott. . .

. . .l'm sorry about your nephew.

Eddie?

Yes, well,
perhaps it was for the best.

You should leave now, Dr. Scott,
while it is still possible.

We are about
to beam the entire house. . .

. . .back to the planet of Transsexual. . .

. . .in the galaxy of Transylvania.

Go.

Now.

Our noble mission
is almost completed. . .

. . .my most beautiful sister.

And soon we shall return
to the moon-drenched shores. . .

. . .of our beloved planet.

Sweet Transsexual.

Land of night.

To sing and dance once more
to your dark refrain.

To take that. . .

. . .step to the right.

But it's the pelvic thrust

That really drives you insane

And our world. . .

. . .will do the time warp again!

I've done a lot

God knows I've tried

To find the truth

I've even lied

But all I know

Is down inside

I'm bleeding

And superheroes

Come to feast

To taste the flesh

Not yet deceased

And all I know

Is still the beast

Is feeding

And crawling

On the planet's face

Some insects

Called the human race

Lost in time

And lost in space

And meaning

Meaning

Science fiction

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Frank has built...

...and lost his creature

Darkness has conquered

Brad and Janet

The servants gone

To a distant planet

At the late-night

Double feature

Picture show

I want to go

To the late-night

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Picture show

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