All language subtitles for Reyes de la noche 01x02-en

"We have days of glory,
we still have goals and emotion ".

"We have a lot of football left."

"I am Jota Montes
and I wait for you every night

in a new stage
of 'Discount time' ".

(OFF) What? Do you like the "promo"?

Much.
In fact, I wanted to tell you ...

(JOKE) Don't talk.

Smile.

Yes.

Hmm ...

Too much tooth.

For TV it's fine,
but for the fences ...

The Condor has fences
And neither is Harrison Ford.

Trust me, a lot of mouth.
They can put things on you.

Poor tooth?

A Hitler mustache?

I wish.
They put that to anyone.

I speak of...
Dicks?

Worse. Cigars
They are usually accompanied by horns.

And we don't want
to be associated with the Devil.

We compete with the chain
of the church.

They have God.

Yes, to the Condor.

Forgive me, we will continue later.

Thanks.

Worried about the premiere?
No, I'm actually fine.

What happens is that it is this that ...

I'm excited, Cerdán.
Well well.

I want new collaborators,

new voices, new style ...

Sounds good, but not very new.

The new is you.
But it is a new stage.

It is.

And you can think it and you can say it

but you can't do it,

that if not people will say:
"But what am I listening to?"

"Who are these?"
You understand me?

He went through with "The War of the Worlds".

People didn't get it
and panic spread.

So you want something
totaly new,

But where does not change
absolutely nothing?

Exactly.

(Knock on the door)

Cerdán, were you calling me?
Yes.

In half an hour in my office.
Bring Leguineche,

please.
Marga, can we talk?

I'll look for you later!

How are you doing with the team?

Very very good.

I see this as empty.
Already.

I haven't made up my mind yet

but i'm about
to make signings ...

Well.
...powerful.

I actually have the drawer
full of resumes.

Let's see?
Hum?

Leaves. At your own pace.

Come on...

(Tuning of "Kings of the night")

Paco.
President.

One minute.
Pussy with the minute.

We've been here half an hour

like boobies.

Wait here a second.

-I pee.

Almudena,
give the piss a compress.

What do we know about the son of a bitch?

-Jota?

Is there a bigger motherfucker?

-No.

-Paco, friends, now yes.

Come on, I get varicose veins.

One, two and three.

(ALL) Surprise!

(Applause)

- (CARRING)

Dear Paco, for this chain it is
a great joy to have you.

But let me not be me
who welcomes you

but our presenter
in the mornings

and living legend of the radio:

Ricky Belafonte!

-(GRANDILOQUENT)
Friends and colleagues,

what a simpar emotion seizes us

when starting this new voyage

with someone...
that is so close to me.

In the glorious age
from Radio Cadena Española,

when this humble announcer
presented the program

"Carousel of illusions",

I had the chance
to give the alternative

to a young perillán

that barely reached the microphone,
although he was already 20 years old.

(LAUGH)

Welcome, Paquito.

Thank you.

For us it is ...

an honor.
We are here to be leaders.

Do you know what that is?

By your audience, I don't think so.

Someone has been
playing the balls,

but on the basis of good.

I don't want to look at anyone
because basically

you have been all.

But nothing happens, calm down.

There will be no retaliation.

For anyone who wants
start working for real ...

the door of my office
it will always be open.

Let's go.

-Sorry, Paco,

we have prepared an office for you
great upstairs.

Views of the Retreat.
Father, huh ...

I have come to work,

not to see dogs
fucking among the pines.

Here is my study and my writing
and that is the best office.

But it's just ... it's Belafonte's.

Already.

(Bang)

You, get me a coffee.

- (LAUGHS WITH SORNA)

I am a journalist
and I don't work for you.

These people don't know who we are.

(RADIO) "Ayatollah Khomeini
has made an appeal

Muslims around the world

to assassinate
to writer Salman Rushdie ".

"The Ayatollah says he likes them
plus the novels of Corín Tellado ".

(Melody)

"He also orders to dismember
to Stephen King

and drink his blood because
his novels are very scary. "

"You, how do you see it, Theo?

- "I don't know, I wonder

what is he thinking at this moment
Santiago Carrillo ".

(IMITATES HIM) "Spanish communism
and Eurocommunism ... ".

-"Already".

"This is 'You have to laugh.'

"We'll be right back".
- "Yeah, yeah ...".

- "'Oh, yeah'".

(TOUCHES HORN)

Fucking Carrillo again, man?
-I don't know how to imitate that Indian.

Give me a Fraga, a Suárez ...

(IMITATES FELIPE GONZÁLEZ)
Therefore...

-That not all are imitations!
-Hey, I don't consent to that.

(IMITATES RUIZ MATEOS)
You rascal, I hit you, milk! (Laughs)

Hi, Rafa, do you have a second?

Rafa ...

Listen to me for a second.
-Antena 3 has started broadcasting.

Telecinco starts in March.

My future is not on the radio

and much less
on a soccer show.

Is it for pasta?

"Discount time"
is our flagship.

The Titanic was a ship too.
Don't fuck with me.

Jota, how many resumes
you have received it?

Nobody wants to go to war
who knows that she is going to lose.

How long have you
doing the same sections,

the same topics,

the same jokes?

How many?

Forgive

How long have you been doing
the same program over and over?

I know how you feel, huh?
I really know.

I have been there.

You think: "Oh, they don't let me
do something else. "No?

You think: "Wow, is that
It has already been tested and it does not work. "

It is the same when it was tested ...
it was proven wrong.

This here is my office.

I say it in case someone still loves

this sacred office, like me,

and he has a little bit of illusion left.

(EXHALE)

(Bustle)

Fuck...

With the departure of the Condor
we have lost advertisers.

Adjustments have to be made.
Cerdán, we do the program

for four dollars and the cardboard
of Ducados de Leguineche.

So I bring good news.

No layoffs?
I could retire early.

Nothing of that.

Many brands are gone

but it has arrived
your first sponsor.

(READ) "White Satin Lingerie,
for nights of soft pleasure ".

Marga Laforet tells you.

And shit, that you eat
shit in your mouth.

Loam!
And in yours.

Do you know what it costs me
make me respect?

I no longer speak of my prestige as
journalist, I consider that dead.

I speak of the exited
that they call me every night.

If I do that wedge ...
You will make them happy.

And super happy.

So, you are going to have
than to fire someone.

Problem solved. Rumbo Salobreña.
You do not.

You've been here half your life, Leguineche.
Firing you would be very expensive.

Then?

How's it going?

They say that in Informative
They have fired Jiménez and Elvira.

-There are with luck.
Don't worry, there are no layoffs.

-Oh, thank goodness, I just
to give a signal for a 205.

Coffee?
-Chopped up.

Any.

Are you going to do the "promo" then?
No.

But you just told him ...
I'm not going to give you the news.

You are his friend.
And you, the technician.

That's how it is.

I can make everything sound better
when you fire her.

She will understand, right?

That she is not a journalist,
she is here for a fluke.

How do you plan to do the program
without her exactly?

She is the psychologist.

And me, the presenter.
People want to hear from me.

Giving her advice.

Sorry but i can
be understanding like the most.

Already.

That?
That you like to be heard.

But the one who knows how to listen is her.

(Telephone)

Yes?
"Paco".

Sorry to call you so late.
"What's the matter?".

Nothing, a little something.

If it's because of my office, no
suffer, I have not come to make friends.

No. The template is
happy with your signing.

"I see you have started to decorate."

Radio 9 has to be appreciated

who is coming with
to save their ass.

They made you party.

What else do you want?
"You know what I want."

-Not to mention my office.

-Paco, let's take us

like brothers.
"No".

I only have two brothers.

One died of scarlet fever
and the other one is an asshole.

If you don't want
break the contract ...

The ETA.

That?
"They're coming for me."

Father, notify the police,
But let no one pay my ransom

(Suspense notes)

(Tension rising)

Smile at the little bird, Patxi!
Oh!

What a scare, dad.

But you didn't have
to be in bed?

Oh...

Oh huh ...

It is that I have gone out for a run.

A) Yes?

You stink of alcohol
and tomorrow you have class.

Ah. Hey...

It doesn't matter because ... I thought
that I'm going to drop out of college.

Yes, and I introduce myself
to the OTI Festival, doesn't it piss you off?

Dad, that I, really,
I can not study.

It is that I am fatal. I can not focus
with mom's cancer.

If you leave the studies,

I raise you to the scaffolding of a host.
-Paco, okay!

-Mommy!

How are you?
-I'm fine, my boy.

But you have a bad face.
- (PENOSO) Yes.

Is that he has not sat me
fine dinner.

-Come on.
I prepare a chamomile for you.

(Police Sirens)

False alarm.

(Bang)

(RADIO) "We have
glory days,

we have goals and emotion left,
we have a lot of juice left ... ".

Hey.

"... in a new stage
of 'Discount time' ".

-Do you feel the pressure, star?
Not at all.

What's more,
who remembers the Condor now.

Whoever passes by your office,
the name is still on the door.

Cerdán says they change it
next week.

Already. And to Marga he promised
an office and here we continue,

next to the kitchen
and smelling like a lunch box.

Thanks. I stay calmer.
Hey, I saw you yesterday.

Good speech.

The truth is that I got carried away.

I don't care what they think
others.

Did Marga see me?
No.

Best best.

You think I'm a pig, right?

As a man, yes. As companion
just think you're shit.

I have no fault
that they do not give my strip

to Ms. Pepis's office.

I work there, abnormal.

It's true, sorry, it's that I'm ...

What's wrong?

Well, I don't have a team.

Cerdán wants
do the same as always.

What you wanna do?
I don't know, but something different.

I'm sick of the same formula

of the sports program
and again.

In Spain, all God knows about football,
but in the end

there are 22 players on the field.
They are the ones who know, I say.

A pity, that they do not know how to speak.
Well, yes.

Of course, as there has never been
a footballer who comments on football ...

(ANDALUSIAN ACCENT) Joselito Montes ...

What art does the uncle have, eh?

I still remember
of about eighth of the UEFA,

that you sneaked into the locker room
to interview me.

Do you remember or not?
I come out of the shower naked

and I find it there "I planted"
with the artichoke and "to" and I yell at him:

"Montes, fagot, what do you want,
an interview or eat my dick? ".

(LAUGHS) And the uncle tells me:

(IMITATING HIM) "Neither one nor the other,
greetings to the fans,

that we are live. "(LAUGHS)

What are we live?
His fucking mother, Joselito.

Carmona!

What a little house you have set up.
Like? Yes.

Eh ... (JOKE) Be careful,
that there goes the pool.

Kidney shaped, so no
I forget what it cost me.

So what? You sign up?

Joselito, footballers are not
press, we shit on the press.

Come on, you just retired,
you're young...

but this is not cheap, Carmona,

and the money won't last you
lifetime.

Hey. (JOKE)

That I administer myself.
This house is my life insurance.

And I have the Hakim amortized.

Hakim, put something on my friend.

By day, butler,

serving drinks.

And at night, "security",

controlling crime.

Bartender, I'll call you.
(BOTH LAUGH)

You see it? You are not a journalist anyway,
but what you are is a showman.

Bah, if I don't even know how to speak.
What do you say?

Yes in the press conferences
you had us dying of laughter.

People adore you.

Would I have to go every night?

Ofu!

How long ago
that you injured your knee?

Five years.
Five years now, huff!

And ... what did the press say?

That it was finished.

All the press?

No, you do not. You said that my
better years were to come.

Ah. And what happened next?

That I recovered.
AND...?

And Madrid signed me.

I shit on "to" what shakes,
that you are a brother

and I never fail a brother.

You love Me? You got me! "Fichao"!

"Fichao", shits!

Well I'm glad because you have me
to accompany a site.

Yes?

Good morning guys

First of all thank you
for staying after class.

(Guys applaud)
-What art do you have, "fuck you".

You are very big.
The greats are you.

Come on...

Your teacher
he gave me a list

with the brightest
of your promotion

and congratulations, it's you.

I am Jota Montes
and he is Rafita ...

-Carmona, figure!
-You really are a figure!

"Fichao".
And to the brunette, we also put it.

Wait, come on
to take it easy, okay?

Voucher.

We are looking for a journalist
young, nervous,

a journalist of race.

- (LAUGHS)

Sorry, the one with the book.

If you are not interested in this,
You can go.

No, no, sorry.

It's that it sounded a bit stale to me
that of "journalist of race".

What are you? From the ABC, right?

No. We come from Onda España.

We are looking for someone
to cover workouts.

Ah! Well, you're right,
I'm not interested.

-Hey! A little respect, huh, geek?

-Look, football is
the entertainment of the mass man,

the reason that Spain
be as is. Luck.

I understand what you're saying,
but soccer is passion.

I had passion last night
in the bathrooms of the Morocco.

Don't you want to work or what?
Yes of course.

And that is why I have sent
a test to "Ajoblanco".

A Hunter S. Thompson chronicle.

(LEE) "Why Spain
it is not a democracy. "

-Uh! The hairs like spikes.

-The little Spanish is sold
a feeling of freedom,

among others, thanks to football.
-Don't be "taste, Haster Tonson."

Interviews with Sampedro, Anguita,
to García-Trevijano ...

How do you reach these people?
-I tell you I'm a journalist.

-You lie to them?

Like a good journalist.

-This is what I do.
Could I do it on your show?

At first you would be on trial
but if you are good ...

I'm the best.

Jota Montes.

Rafita Carmona.

Alfonso Casal.

-I liked the brunette better.

What a great team.

You see.

You are...?
And you?

The one who commands.
Ah, Alfonso Casal.

I'm just the boss.

The one in command is here, the monster.

Carmona.
-Cerdan.

(BOTH LAUGH)

-My wife told me the other day:

"Hey honey,
that the washing machine is 'calcifying' ".

And I tell him:
"I hope for the final."

(LAUGH)

The Condor is going to die of envy.

But, sucker, he stop stealing from me
people from other programs.

We do not undress saints.
What saints?

"You have to laugh",
the comedy show.

You have broken me.
Seriously?

I don't know what you said, but
she requested the transfer this morning.

You have it in your office.

You've thought better of it, huh?
The truth is.

Your speech made me think
and lately with Rafa, I don't know.

I want to have fun.
Already...

Yes, well, no.

That?

(BAD IMITATION) Soccer is like that,
sometimes you lose, sometimes you win.

Butragueño.

Well, I'm working on it.

Look, Teodoro.

Yes.
The thing is...

I already have the team closed.
In fact, here they are.

You wanted motivated people
and I am full.

Yes, of course.

What happens is that ...

I can't fill the whole table either
of collaborators.

How will you understand,
the thing loses rhythm. You know?

Not now.
If Rafa doesn't like me either.

No, I did not say that.
Nerd...

Do you know what happens?
That I know I am funny.

I have known since he was seven years old.

I know
deep in my heart.

And he still fits me
a little bit of illusion.

(Snorts)
That?

Hey?
You've said something?

No, nothing.

Good luck with the program.

(Door closing)

(Pasodoble "Francisco Alegre")

What are you doing?
A little bit of comedy, huh?

¡"Banzai"!
No no no.

We are sports journalists.
-Yeah, don't remind me.

-Come on, churrita,
if this is very easy.

So, and look at the little bird!

-Roll "Team A".

(Paso doble at the piano and bustle)

-¡Ay!

-Cast?
-Invite the gentleman.

-Gentleman? What gentleman?

(Paso doble at the piano)

Fagot?
Fag no. Fagot.

¡Buf!

But i have news
even better.

-They have given you another award.
-Deserved, damn it.

Well a little, yes.

An idiot in the competition
Jota Calzones.

Buah, what a package.
-Where there is no...

-What has he done?
I got a tip.

He is going to give a loudspeaker to an illiterate.

(LAUGH)

A boot-twister that has not stepped on
a school or making a mistake.

He has signed Rafa Carmona.

Man the play is weird but
everyone loves Carmona.

-People laugh with him.

Don't screw me, Pineda, "the people."

People don't want to hear
to a bootwrapper for two hours.

People want information,
wants rigor.

That we are journalists, damn it.

-The gangos jokes are fine,
but where is the chicha,

information?
-And the data.

-Yes, she is going to invent now
squaring the circle.

-Well!
Do you see this chair?

It is the Judas chair.

He is going to stay there for
Let us not forget that he betrayed us.

-But what is this?

Get out of my office!

Are we going to fight
by four walls?

The one with the fifth
it even has a chaise longue.

It will be good for you
with what you stay up late ...

I should have finished with you
when you were just a ...

gazetteer of provinces.

Father René!

These people are barbarians.
They think they can end it all.

And I deserve respect!

-Yes sir.

-We all deserve respect!

Very well.

I didn't want to say
but there where he sees it so worthy,

Do you know what the interfect does
every night?

-The truth is that if.

No, you can't imagine it, father.

Paco, I know.

How?

In this station we are a family,
we all know each other.

And what each one does when finished
work remains between him and God.

Oh yeah?

And what does God think

to lose the Condor
and the advertising contracts of him?

Paco, ...

All this for an office?

I'm afraid that phase
We have already passed it, father.

Either him ... or me.

(Low melody)

Belafonte!

You leave this.

Oh, and this.

Enjoy retirement.

I've had a career ...

wonderful.

And I can proudly say
that my colleagues love me.

And you?

-Oops! (LAUGHS) A coffee?

Only.

(JOKE)

With a splash.
Yes of course.

(ALMUDENA) Hey, about Carmona
I think it is a success ...

(PINEDA) I already tell you.
-You are right.

(Be quiet)

Come on out! To work, damn it!

Loam.

I have left you at your table
some studies on dyslexia.

What's that?
The reason

of almost anything
for the next 20 years.

"My son fails."
"Dyslexia".

"My son doesn't listen to me."
"Dyslexia".

"My daughter has become pregnant."
"Dyslexia, ma'am."

It's going to become fashionable, you'll see.
Bye!

(INDECISA) White Satin Lingerie ...

for nights ...

of gentle pleasure.

New sponsor?

Marga, please, can we talk
for relieving the cold war?

This is not the cold war
there is already a side that has won.

Jot!
Yes?

Do you think I don't know how to listen?

By...?

I have to kick out Concha.

Don't fuck around.

And it seems that I need it because
according to Leguineche, I don't know how to listen.

Put on your helmets.

Why?
Put your helmets on.

Jota, I have ...
Trust me, it doesn't cost you that much.

Come on.

Because...

It seems we have a call.

Eh yes? Ahead.

(IMITATE LISTENER) Hi, I'm Manuel,

that I call you from ...
La Puebla, Almería.

La Puebla, Murcia.

(FOR HIMSELF) He knows everything.

Look, Marga, I'll tell you,
I was with a girl ...

Ah, an office roll?

(HIMSELF) I'd say it was something else.
I do not.

And what happened?

Well that she believes
that I stole a job from him.

Oh, what a bastard, Manuel.

They tricked her.
Oh yeah?

She was never eligible for the position.

She says she had a pair
of high-level meetings.

What she doesn't know is that she was a bluff

so she wouldn't leak
which was actually for me.

Look, Manuel de La Puebla, Murcia,
I think you have no fucking idea

and that your friend deserves better
professionally of course

and personally, I don't even tell you.
Enough. I don't know how to listen, see?

You know a spider bit me
in the chorra in a camp.

And you also know that I say
I like Los Nikis

when the one I like is ...
Alberto Cortez.

... Alberto Cortez,

that because of the economy
I almost did not get the race

and that my father beat my mother.

They are things that I have never counted
to nobody but you, yeah,

because you know how to listen.

And of course it costs you
throw out Concha,

but it's not because you need it
it's because you know she's wrong.

Jot!
Yes?

Bad news.

Boss!

It seems that Carmona
he drops out of Jota's program.

What do you say? Do you know why?
No idea.

Thanks.

Sorry, cousin.

Now "cousin"?
I thought he was your brother.

There are things with which you can not
nor the family.

Condor will say in his program
I do not have a building license.

Do you know what i wear
inverted here?

They can stop the work for me, hosts.

How are you going to say that?

Paco will have many defects,
but he never lies.

I do not know.

Carmona, tell me that you have not raised
all this without a building license.

I am not an engineer,
nor is it a journalist.

They sure have done a test
and it was a disaster.

Didn't I tell you?

We have a program to do.

Sorry, Jota.

I know you believe
that this is your chance,

but I that you came back with him.

No one,
neither players nor journalists,

nobody that is so crazy

enough to face the Condor.

(Melody of suspense)

(Serious notes)

Paco Maldonado is the worst
that he has happened to soccer in years.

And yes, I know that the last time
We saw each other, it wasn't nice, I know.

But i also know
that you would be a great signing.

And I don't say it because you hate
to the Condor, that too.

I say it because you love football.

Come on man.

(Hard rock)

("Poison", Alice Cooper)

(Electric guitar and drums)

"Good evening

and welcome to this new stage. "

"Good evening, I'm Jota Montes ...

and today a new era begins
in the way of counting football ".

"All the goals,
all the protagonists ".

"This is 'The Night of the Condor'".

"We started."

"We started."

(Soft instrumental melody)

(SENSUAL) "Good evening,
dear night friends. "

"Before starting the program,

let me tell you about something. "

(SENSUAL) "White Satin Lingerie,

for nights ...

of gentle pleasure ".