All language subtitles for Plaisir à trois AKA How To Seduce a Virgin (1974)

Dear Madame, don't ever forget my advice.

You can be sure of that, doctor.

You need a quiet and stable life,
without any kind of excess.

That's the only way to avoid a relapse,
which would be infinitely more serious.

You're right, Doctor.

I don't want a relapse.

I'll follow your advice.

I hope so because your
one year stay in our clinic

should have seemed very long to you.

A young and pretty woman
has better things to do.

Let me remind you one
more time to be cautious,

and be sure to have a healthy life.

I hope you won't keep bad memories
of your stay. For my part, I found

you were a docile patient, very
serious about following her treatment.

I just wanted to be cured.

Don't be afraid...

Everything's going to be okay.

And all the confidences you did to me
will remain between you and me.

I don't doubt it.

Professional confidentiality is the
number one rule for every doctor.

And more, for every psychiatrist.

Take care of yourself.

I have to say you were
a very interesting subject.

Thank you, Doctor.
I'll be good, I promise.

And don't hesitate to call me
if there's anything wrong.

Did Monsieur purchase
this car a long time ago?

About six months ago, Madame.

Mathias, is Monsieur still
going to the museum?

It will be a delight for all of us to see
Madame after such a long absence.

What about my key?

Nothing has changed.

Monsieur insisted that the house be
kept the same as before you left.

So what about my key?

Madame, what a tragedy!
The bishop had been...

And everybody was staring at him...
From the balcony... No one moved...

...Fall down...
The blood everywhere...

Yes Madame.

Ahh Madame. How gruesome!

Yes, I know. Calm down. You
should forget about this, Malou.

How's the garden doing?

The garden kept all its charm.

And the presbytery is still great
looking. I know, my poor Malou.

You're still the same, but now,
go back to your roses, will you?

Alright, Madame.

I forget to tell Madame:

Monsieur had been called outside
but he should be back soon.

Miss?

Get in, Miss. We're taking you.

What's your name?

Rosa, but who cares?
Where are we going?

You're going to do
some modeling for me.

How's that? Are you a deranged
person, or what? I'm not a model!

You're coming to my
manor...to pose for me.

You'll see, the manor is great.
You'll never want to leave.

How can you be so sure of that?

I'm starting to have cramps.
Can I move a bit?

I really won't do anything good tonight.

I can't focus on my painting.

What are we doing now?

You're going to visit my museum.

You've never seen
anything that beautiful.

You won't regret it,
I assure you... Come.

Come on.

You know you're starting to turn me on?
Don't you think it's beautiful?

Can't you read a dreadful novel
on every one of these faces?

I think it's absolutely fascinating.

Look at him. He's one of my favorites.
He gave me a lot of pleasure.

That's enough. It's freezing here.

Let me go, I'm cold.

Do you know how I kill my victims?
Are you shivering out of cold or fear?

- Let me go. I don't think it's funny.
- You're afraid, aren't you?

I like to see fear on your face!

Let me go! Let me...

Never again...

Charles, at last, you're here.

Why did you make me wait so much?

I knew you wouldn't resist
coming to the museum.

This is why...I wanted
our reunion to be here.

In this place where we encounter
so much exceptional pleasure.

My darling, your ordeal is over.
Now we can get our delights back.

Darling, is everything really
going to be just as it used to be?

I promise.

Say darling, didn't you squander
our fortune when I was away?

Didn't you do anything foolish?

Come on darling, this fortune which gives
us happiness and impunity is yours.

I've done only the small expenses.

Except of course for the big sums...

I had to pay doctors and a
judge to hush up the case.

Did you ever think about
getting rid of me?

Get me locked up to happily
spend all of my money?

How can you imagine things like this?

Let's just be happy to be together again.

And let's enjoy this wonderful
bond that unites us.

I've got a surprise for you and
I think you're going to like it.

Oh... Who's that?

Her name's Cécile.

She's the daughter of a diplomat.

She's only 21.

And I heard she's still a virgin

I met her at a reception.
I could chat with her a bit.

And I managed to meet her parents.

She's lovely, isn't she?

I badly want her.

And you're going to want her too.

She's going to be a fine
recruit, don't you think?

Yes, she's hot and nicely shaped.

We absolutely need to get her.

Yes, we do. And we're going
to get her, don't worry.

I have a plan.

What we need is to get her here.

A friend gave me her parent's address.

You'll see, fate is a great provider.

And a villa was for rent just in front.

I've already got the key. From
a window of the first floor,

we've got a perfect view in
to this young girl's bedroom.

That's how I could take these pictures.

With a telephoto lens.

They are quite attractive, aren't they?

Quite promising...

I'm sure this project's going
to give us infinite pleasures.

What are her parents going to think?
And how do we get her here?

Her father is a diplomat and
has to often travel abroad.

We'll just invite her
next time he goes away.

What do you think?

Magnificent! We'll go tomorrow.

Darling, I'm so excited about this.

I was sure you would be.

We have to do it at once.

Let me see.

She must have just come out
the shower... She's lovely.

Here we are, she's stripping.

Give me the binoculars back.

Charles, she's so hot.
You really have to see this.

We've got to have her! Look.

Give it to me. I want to see her.

She's beautiful. Touch me.

Oh, yes, touch me like this.
She really turns me on.

Take me.

Please, take me, Charles.

Take my knickers off.

Oh yes. Fuck me...
Quickly, quickly... Take me.

Make me come, bastard!

Yes. Fuck me good.
Go ahead.

Yes, like this!

- Do you like it, bitch?
- Oh, yes!

- I'm coming, Charles!
- Come.

Yes! Yes! More!

Oh, Charles.

This little slut really looks
like a lecherous bitch!

- Oh yes, keep going.
- Do you like it?

- Yes, fuck me.
- Do you feel it good?

Oh Charles.

Oh, it's good.

- She's beautiful, isn't she?
- Yes, she is.

I knew it would turn you on.

I can see her. It makes me
even more horny like this.

What a butt she's got!

Oh, darling! Make me come.

Adèle! Adèle come here.
Come here at once, I tell you!

Take this! Take this!

More! Oh, you're killing me!

Yes, Adèle, touch me.

Look how the wanna-be virgin
is touching herself!

Oh yes! Adèle, don't stop.

Martine, come quickly!
They're going out. Look.

Adèle, give me my dress quickly.

Quickly!

My respects, Madame,

Hello, Monsieur. What a surprise!
Are we neighbours, by any chance?

You are living in this house?
I thought it was empty.

What a pleasant and
unexpected coincidence.

Let me introduce you to my wife...

May I take the liberty of
inviting you for a drink?

With your lovely wife, of course.

Sure, my wife and I would be happy
to come. Isn't that so, Martine?

So, see you tonight.

Madame, we have to go back to the house,
I'm expecting a phone call from abroad.

See you tonight, around 7 pm, isn't it?

Very well.

- Your lovely daughter will be there too?
- Yes, she will.

But, my lovely daughter,
as you say, is sulking.

I have to go on a trip and
she refuses to come along.

But it's out of the question for her
mother and I to leave her alone here.

Why doesn't she come and
spend a few days in our manor?

That should be ok, Martine?

It sounds like a great idea.

I'm sure we can become great friends.

- What do you think?
- It would be wonderful, Madame.

Please father, say yes.

Now, Cécile.

We can't exploit the kindness of
Monsieur and Madame de Bressac.

- Oh, please father.
- Don't insist.

Come on. My wife is bored in our
big house and would be happy...

to be with Cécile.
Please, accept, Monsieur.

All right, but only if you promise not to
bother Mr and Mme de Bressac too much.

You can count on me, father.

That's perfect.

We are going back to the
manor tomorrow. Call us there.

Here's my card.

Let us know on what
day Cécile will arrive.

We'll ask our chauffeur to
pick her up at the station.

That's very kind of you.

It's our pleasure.

My respects, Madame.

- Madame.
- Monsieur.

- Goodbye.
- Goodbye.

I want her!
I've got to have her!

I want her, now.

I can't wait anymore.

What's the point of this farce?

Let's just kidnap her, and
take her to the house.

Please, Charles, do something.

Patience.

This little bitch will
soon be in our claws.

Don't rush, darling.

We didn't set up this trap
to fail at the last moment.

Soon...she's going to be at our mercy.

I promise.

And she was supposed
to be such an innocent girl!

She's just a lecherous whore!

Look at this.

She keeps on touching herself!

Look at this.

She's masturbating in
front of an open window.

She's a dirty exhibitionist.

Yet, I don't dislike
this spectacular show.

I remember you enjoying it yesterday.

You weren't so displeased, either.

How naughty she is!

She really likes it!

It's quite promising.

Your goody-two-shoes
really means business!

She's just the right age to have
an explosion of the senses.

She was under a strict education so
now her sensuality is boiling over.

We're going to teach pleasure to her.

The discovery of eroticism is
going to be a real revelation for her.

She's waiting aimlessly for that.

She'll soon know more pleasures
than most do in an entire life.

And at the end of this path of lust...

Our victim will encounter death.

Oh yes, I'll make her pay for
what she's doing to me now.

Bloody goody-two-shoes!

Look at her!

She's really going wild!

How lecherous!

Tomorrow, we'll go back to the
manor to prepare for her arrival.

Don't get impatient, she'll be here soon.

She's going to provide
us with great pleasures.

You'll see darling, this
girl is destined to us.

Come here, Adèle.

Come on.

Take your clothes off.

You've served us very well.

It's time for your reward.

Hello.
Who's asking?

Oh, it's you!

Sure. As soon as tomorrow.

But of course!

We're going to take care of her
as if she was our own daughter.

N-n-n-no.

We'll pick her up by ourselves.

Don't worry. It's not an
inconvenience at all.

On the contrary...

See you soon... Sure...

We'll take good care of her,
you can be sure of it, Monsieur.

Goodbye.

See? Everything is going as planned.

And you wanted to rush things...

My love.

Oh, Charles, it's wonderful! I was
so afraid that at the last moment...

Everything's going to
be alright, you'll see.

You'll see, Cécile, I'm sure you're
going to enjoy our manor.

It's very quiet and peaceful.
It's an out of the way place.

It's really kind of you to allow me
to get away from the oppressive...

authority of my parents.

That's not a very nice thing to say!

But young people need some...

freedom sometimes, isn't that right?

You'll forget about your troubles.

I feel better, already.

This area is beautiful.

I'm sure I'm going to
enjoy my stay at yours.

Good morning, Madame.

Good morning, Malou.

Malou, our gardener.

A bit simple-minded but an
excellent gardener, isn't that right?

Yes, Madame. I'm a gardener
but I'm mostly simple-minded!

She's pretty...

Too bad.

Really too bad...

Bad? Why?

This poor bishop...his head!

And the blood splashing all
over the place! Like an egg!

Come on, calm down, Malou.

Like an egg!

Come. Poor Malou never got over an
accident he witnessed ten years ago.

A bishop fell down from a balcony
while he was waving to the crowd.

Since then Malou has lost his mind.

Like an...egg!

But there's nothing to be afraid of.

He's not quite normal...

But he wouldn't harm a fly...

...or a flower.

Like an egg!

Like an egg!

Hi! Would you be offended if I
share a bath with you, Cécile?

No. On the contrary...

Between women, there's nothing wrong.

Of course not.

You've got a lovely chest.

Madame...

Don't be shy...

Just relax.

Forget traditional morality.

And hypocrisy.

Do you like that?

Oh yes, Madame!

One should live intensely, Cécile.

What's wrong?

Are you nervous?

A bit, yes...

But it's good.

Relax and enjoy.

What a lovely chest!

Say, Adèle, have you ever
touched another woman?

Does it feel nice?

And do you like your boss?

Do you think she's exciting?

Do you want to have sex with me?

It feels good with a woman.

So, what's going on?

Everything's going as expected.

Adèle's doing exactly
what we asked her to do.

I'd like to see them.

Let me enjoy the show too.

This little bitch sure has a strong
temperament. I'm amazed by her audacity.

See how easily she's taking
part in Adèle's whims.

We're just precipitating the budding
sensuality that every girl of her age has.

There's nothing to be
amazed by, my darling.

You know Charles, it really
turns me on to see this.

Let me join them.

No way. Your intervention
could traumatise Cécile.

Be patient.

Your time will come.

She's really skilled.

It's really promising.

Yes, we're going to get
great pleasure out of her.

- Sit down, please.
- Thank you.

- What's happening, Mr Bressac?
- Exactly what we feared.

A relapse? So soon?

Yes. And this time it seems
very serious, I'm afraid.

I think you should see her again, doctor.

- What makes you think that?
- Several things...

My wife seemed to be cured, indeed...

But I soon had to accept the truth.

It has only just become apparent.

She often has nightmares,

Delirium...

She is paranoid.

And far worse,
she threatens to kill herself.

- Suicidal thoughts?
- Yes, doctor.

She doesn't speak to me.
She always stays in her room.

She refuses to open the
door, even to the maid.

I bring her her meals.

And she barely eats, it's worrying.

I wonder if she shouldn't
be committed again.

I was fearing a relapse but I didn't
think it would come so soon.

Mr Bressac, we have to consider a
far longer commitment, indeed.

Bring her to me.

Without informing her she's coming
to stay in the clinic for a while.

Tell her it's just for a check-up.

It should sound plausible to her.

But I prefer to tell you the truth:

A quick relapse like
this is very alarming.

You'll have to be quite patient and brave.

I was expecting that...

But for my wife, I'm ready for anything.

So, Cécile, are you enjoying your stay?

It's like paradise here.

I'd like never to leave this
place or see my folks again.

That's not very nice for them.
They love you so much.

You're their only child and their
only reason to live, you know?

Leave my folks where they are!

You seem pensive, Cécile. What
are you thinking about my sweet?

I feel dizzy. I drank too much.

- What about a game?
- Great idea, I love games, but what?

We'll write our names on paper.

We're going to draw lots
and the chosen person

will have to obey anything the others ask.

What do you think, ladies?

- Everything they ask?
- Everything!

It's a good idea, isn't it Cécile?

I agree. I absolutely agree!

Who starts?

We're going to draw lots...
I put the paper in this.

And let the chaste and pure
hand of Cécile decide.

Don't hesitate, go ahead.

The destiny chosen...

Mar-tine!

Well, honey...erm...

What about a striptease?

Then please set up a
more suitable atmosphere!

The hand of fate chooses a second victim.

Adèle!

What torment are we going
to inflict upon her?

Let's ask her to pretend
to have sex until orgasm!

Are you up for that, Cécile?

I like the idea...

Fate, who's going to
be your next victim?

Ah! Cécile!

Oh my God! What's
going to happen to me?

What delights are you
going to inflict upon me?

I'm sure Charles will have an idea.

I'll utterly obey your wishes.

So Charles,

What's your idea?

Our sweet Cécile, with Adèle

will show us what two persons
of the same sex can dream up.

Join them.

Guess what name is
on this piece of paper?

- I bet it's mine.
- Yes, Charles. It's your turn.

You will have to pretend to take
possession of the sweet Cécile.

- Me?
- Yes.

Very well. If that's what you wish.

The game is the game...

- Cécile...
- Yes?

Come, Adèle.

I love your body!

You're going to make me die!

You're going to make me die!

Good day Miss.

Monsieur and Madame de Bressac
will be back for lunch.

They are out horse riding
in the surrounding grounds.

Can I do something for you, miss?

No, thank you, Mathias.

I'll go and have a walk in the garden.

My head is so heavy, so heavy!

Good.

Hello, Malou.

Oh Miss. How terrible! He exploded
like an egg! All this blood!

He was so handsome
and they let him die.

What are you talking about?

Don't let them do it!
All these women.

All these women.
How terrible!

Don't ever go down.
Don't let them take you to the cellar!

It's too dangerous.

It's too dangerous!

You look beautiful this morning, Cécile.

We went to your room to ask you to join
us. But you were sleeping so deeply...

we didn't want to wake you up.

Come on. Come on.

Thank you, Mathias.
Please serve.

I must confess I don't really remember
how last night's party finished.

I think I drank too much
and I apologise for that.

I'm afraid I behaved badly.

You behaved very well,
Cécile, on the contrary.

Don't you remember you have to
fill some gaps in your education?

Yes madame. I'm afraid I engaged
in some guilty pleasures.

I feel so ashamed about it.

Guilt has nothing to do
with what gives you pleasure.

Nothing.

And...

The only culprit is your education.

I can understand your embarrassment...

to talk about some acts of
love but it's only prejudice...

Bourgeois precepts.

Totally obsolete, actually.

Yet, ethics are difficult to forget.

We're going to teach you how,
sweet Cécile. Don't be afraid.

My wife and I will know how
to educate you if you so wish.

You're putting me in a
difficult position, Monsieur.

How can I talk to you while
I'm in the ignorance of the most

basic relations that can exist
between a man and a woman.

It's up to you to learn more about it.

Isn't Monsieur de Bressac attractive?

I can assure you he would
be the perfect instructor.

Your husband?

But how can you...?

Forget about ethics, young Cécile.

My dear child,

there's so much about the joys
of love of which you're unaware.

Follow me.

I'll show you one aspect
that pleasure can take.

It's cold here!

I'm waiting!

No! Let me go!

Let me go!

No, no!

No, I don't want to!

No, I don't want to!

Don't do that! No!

Do you recognise this poison?

You used it plenty of times.

The drug I injected in to her is an
indian poison that paralyses

without making you lose consciousness.

My distinguished, billionaire spouse
can understand everything we say.

She doesn't miss anything
of what's happening.

It must be really grueling
not to be able to scream.

Not to be able to express your anger.

Cécile and I have been lovers for
almost a year, you know?

She's not the innocent girl
that turned you on so much!

We set up this diabolical plan together.

And you reacted exactly
as we were expecting.

Even better than we thought.

Now, I'm very rich!

Cécile and I are going to enjoy
your huge fortune, at last.

In absolute tranquility.

That's what we're going to do.

You thought you were
going to kill Cécile...

Now your life is over...

Finished.

We're the ones who are
going to have fun now.

Cécile and I are going on that
trip you were dreaming about.

Can you hear me, Martine?

You're so far away, already.

As soon as the poison's effects end,

I'll inject you with the drug you
used to embalm your victims.

And you're going to be
part of them, my dear wife.

Oh, Adèle wishes to kiss you goodbye.

See? We're all still thinking of you.

How dark is your look!

Can't you give me one of your smiles?

You were so beautiful
when you smiled.

That's it. It's over.

Come.

Let's go, Mathias.

Adèle!

Come on. Hurry up, Mathias.

Original translation:
Aquasantajoe

Proofreading, timings:
suckmysound

For Cinemageddon
December 4th 2012