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West Valley High.
My high school.
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I bet it's a lot like yours
which means, it probably sucks.
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But you see we got something
other schools don't:
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The dirty deeds.
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Once a year,
the night before homecoming,
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anybody can
take this challenge.
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Hardly anybody ever does,
and when they do,
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it's usually a punk kid
with a death wish
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out to prove that he is tough or cool.
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To me it's bullshit,
just like everything else around here.
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Welcome to homecoming weekend.
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Until, today.
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Come on, move!
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That's my spot.
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First of, I'd like to announce
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that this years honorary chair person,
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Rachel Buff, homecoming queen 4 years ago
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and now a professional model,
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will be joining us this weekend.
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You've no doubt seen her
on the catalogue for the laundry.
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She'll be giving out
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the senior words tomorrow
morning at the carnival.
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Red light.
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God, I'll love you for ever.
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Meg, I've finished your
college recommendation letter.
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Oh thanks, Mrs. Hale.
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I've told them your odds on
favorite for valedictorian.
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Valedictorian?
What does that mean?
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It's Latin, means a post scholarship.
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Ticket out of this town
and a guarantee
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I'll never have to
wait tables in my life.
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Crap, I'm late.
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We're not late.
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And now, to unveil this year's
homecoming banner,
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your senior class president:
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the fabulous Dan Lawton.
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Hey, how is it lookin'?
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First, I wanna say that the Vikings
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are gonna kick some major ass tomorrow.
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Did you watch where you're goin'.
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Every time.
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Sorry.
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Moron.
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Sorry.
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And now...
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let's get homecoming weekend started.
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Who would wanna go
and do a thing like that?
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My office, Mr. Harper, now.
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We're gonna be late.
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Not me. I graduated in June.
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That'd be all, Miss Straight.
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So Mr. Harper.
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Yes, Mr. Fuchs.
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Pronouncing my name correctly,
that's a start.
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- Well I can always go back to...
- I have no doubt, Mr. Harper.
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I still think you know something about this
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recent outbreak of pranks.
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Shall I call your mother try to arrange
a conference one more time?
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Knock yourself out,
fifth time is a charm.
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I seem not to have a
number for your father.
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Join the party.
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You don't have a lot of respect for
authority, do you, Mr. Harper?
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I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.
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I wanted a moment alone with you guys,
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cause you're the leaders of this school.
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Trust me Biggs.
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I'm depressed about that
as you are.
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How can we help you,
Officer Dill?
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Well it's homecoming
weekend at West Valley,
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and everybody knows that means
a lot of talk about the dirty deeds.
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I haven't heard anything.
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- How about you guys?
- Naa, naa.
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Hey!
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Well let's just keep that
that way, shall we?
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It's been a long time since
anybody's tried it
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and I don't want any of you,
knuckleheads,
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getting any ideas.
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Actually my dad said:
"Back that day, you've tried it".
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But he pissed his pants
before he did burst one.
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Yeah...
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well your dad used to shower
in his bathing suit.
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We've got everything
under control.
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Good. We'll see that you do.
Come on, Bevins.
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- It's all good, Officer Dill.
- "Douh".
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Douchebags.
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Now was that the work of you
and your band of misfits?
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You flatter me, Mr. Fuchs,
because that is first rate stuff.
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I've noticed the letters "I-A-B"
appear once again, Mr. Harper.
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Tell me, what do they stand for?
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I am...
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bored?
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Just a guess.
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Sadly the school board and I differ
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on rules regarding suspension.
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They require inconvertible
proof of a transgression,
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but I will say this,
Mr. Harper:
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Any student I catch right handed,
I pity them.
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I pity anyone who has to deal
with you, sir.
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Anything else you'd
like to add
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before you're dismissed,
Mr. Harper?
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No, just keep up
the good work.
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- Hey.
- So did he suspended you?
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Not yet, but the man
is trying his best.
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Listen Zach, how can I say
this without sounding harsh?
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Stay the hell away
from my brother.
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OK, now maybe it's me,
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- but that still sounded harsh.
- I'm serious.
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Yeah, way too.
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- Look, some strange reason,
he really looks up to you.
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Well we gotta stop that. I mean
I don't want anybody looking up to me.
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I'm the one who looked down
on the people that others look up to.
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Is everything a joke with you?
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Is anything joke with you?
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Hey, come on.
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Come on.
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What are the honor society
taking no smile oath?
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Look, I just don't want Kyle getting
into things he can't handle.
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I mean, next year
when I'm away at school,
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who's gonna look out for him?
Nobody.
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I let the kid hang out.
What's the harm?
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Just don't drag
him down Zach, OK?
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Excuse me.
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I got a note from dentist.
I can't go to gym.
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Excuse me.
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OK, I'm coming,
I'm coming.
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Now, what is it young man?
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Holy crap, what did you
eat for dinner last night?
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A Mexican village?
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I'll just go to gym.
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Morning, Meg.
You are looking so hot.
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Is your girlfriend sick today?
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You think Jen has
to know everything?
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- The less they know the better, right?
- You know it.
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You know they work better
if you drink them.
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Damn dentist drove
trough my head.
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Did he give you anything for the pain?
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Yeah, but I'm not sure
I can take them.
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I can't reach my sponsor, and I don't
want to drove my sobriety down the drain.
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- It's been five days.
- Which beats your regular by what,
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- five days?
- Roughly.
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It's a prescription.
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You're in pain, it's medicine.
Take it.
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No, no.
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One, one.
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- Find me in 4 to 6 hours.
- Cool.
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Hey Cummings, like the way
you make maintenance.
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The extra money helps.
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The sprinklers still busted?
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Yeah, low water pressure.
All what's coming out is hot air.
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Fascinating. Hey listen,
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I heard that you're fast.
4-940?
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4-7.
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-4-7?
- Whoa.
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- Damn.
- Hey listen,
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let's put all this crap behind us.
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We could use a little bit
more speed on the team.
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Wide receiver, something like that.
You interested?
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- Maybe.
- Great, once you ran a lap
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with a stamina.
Yeah right now.
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- Yeah man, go.
- Are you ready?
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- Set, go!
- Come on baby, come on.
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Ok, everybody, a little contribution.
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- Good, look at you man.
- Man oh man.
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- You could totally make this team.
- Amazing.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah man, most definitely.
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Your acceleration is fast.
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I thought you'd be happy.
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We got your sprinklers working.
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Sorry to piss you up, dude.
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What's going on?
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- Lawton. Such an asshole.
- You want me to do somethin'?
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No. I can take
care of myself, OK?
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Ooh, you just gonna let him keep kicking
your ass until his foot hurts?
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Something else.
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I heard that there's 10 of them,
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and they get like harder as you go on.
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I heard one year
a freshman lost his balls
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by trying to do the deeds.
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Freshmen loose your
ball sex all the time.
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The senior class pres has a key
to some locker somewhere
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and that's where the deeds are.
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- Really?
- Totally.
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I heard you could die doing a deeds.
How very cool is that?
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Yo, 15 years ago,
we hit the mall.
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Football player,
homecoming king.
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Dude's name was Duncan Rime.
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- Duncan Rime.
- Yeah, yeah, I've heard he did.
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No he didn't die, you retards.
Homie did a vanishing.
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And nobody seen his white ass since. Yo.
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- I heard he joined the mob, son.
- Yeah, that's somethin'.
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- Ill type.
- Yeah.
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Who talks like that?
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It would be so cool man.
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I mean... think about somebody
trying the deeds,
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would pump up this homecoming weekend
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- and totally put up our class on the map.
- Why don't you try, Biggs?
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Me?
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Yeah, that's right.
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Hey, Lawton.
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What's the matter, Cummings?
You still thirsty?
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Check this out, Z.
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You think you're
the big shit around here?
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How come you don't try the dirty deeds?
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Cause I'm not the dumb
shit around here.
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I say it's cause you
don't have the guts.
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But I do. Tonight
I'm doing the deeds.
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You're on big man.
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I'll see you tonight.
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- Zach. Hey.
- Hey. Listen.
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You gotta stop Kyle.
OK, he's gonna get hurt.
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Is this the same Kyle you said
you wanted me to stay away from?
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Yes, but maybe he
will listen to you.
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He really wants to do this.
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- Anything to get smart?
- I won't do it.
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Zach, you're the only person
I can ask for help here.
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I don't know what I'm supposed to do, Meg.
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Look I think that's really cool
that he's got somebody
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to look out for him.
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Kyle is about to get thrown
in jail, expelled.
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Yeah, I'm doing a great job.
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- There he is.
- Hey, Mullet, attention.
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Nice shot.
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Alright.
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Hey Mullet, you alright?
You alright?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Somebody's gotta teach
that asshole a lesson.
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Only the losers showing up, Laws.
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Maybe it got boo someplace.
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Guys, take a look.
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This is so stupid, Kyle.
OK. You don't have to do this.
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It's the only way to get
Lawton off my back.
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- Kyle...
- Just stay out of it. OK, Lawton,
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- Let's do this.
- Kyle.
234
00:19:45,784 --> 00:19:48,810
I'm doing the deeds.
235
00:19:48,887 --> 00:19:51,378
Sorry, the job's already filled.
236
00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:53,253
Wrong. He's a freshman,
I'm a senior.
237
00:19:53,325 --> 00:19:54,917
Rules say I get priority.
238
00:19:54,993 --> 00:19:57,427
He's right. Dan if a senior
wants the challenge, he ge...
239
00:19:57,496 --> 00:19:59,760
I know the rules.
240
00:19:59,831 --> 00:20:03,130
You want the deeds?
Fine, they are yours.
241
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:06,467
I'm gonna enjoy watching
you go down.
242
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:09,564
I'm gonna get the deeds.
That will give you some time to chicken out.
243
00:20:13,278 --> 00:20:16,042
Harper's going to do the deeds.
244
00:20:16,114 --> 00:20:18,207
Zach, what are you doing?
You're making me look bad.
245
00:20:18,283 --> 00:20:20,114
Why do you get to have a lot of fun?
246
00:20:20,185 --> 00:20:22,119
What are you doing?
247
00:20:22,187 --> 00:20:24,314
I thought you told me
to get Kyle out of this.
248
00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:26,550
I didn't say you should
screw up your own life.
249
00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:28,252
That's a nice thing to say.
250
00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:31,888
It's just, this deeds thing is sick.
251
00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:33,659
Not if it gets Lawton off
your brother's ass.
252
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:37,429
- Why does he have it in for Kyle, anyway?
- You're kidding, right?
253
00:20:37,502 --> 00:20:40,630
You're the only girl at school that
Lawton can't have his way with.
254
00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:43,732
Kyle is just payback.
255
00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:45,674
Take your brother home, Meg.
256
00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:48,144
Deeds. Deeds.
257
00:20:58,089 --> 00:20:59,785
OK.
258
00:21:00,858 --> 00:21:03,118
Alright Harper, you know
the drill.
259
00:21:03,135 --> 00:21:05,691
You don't get the second
deed until you finish the first.
260
00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:07,891
So it goes in like order?
261
00:21:09,868 --> 00:21:13,868
Every time you finish one,
if that happens...
262
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:16,040
Yeah.
263
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:18,042
You come back here
to get the next envelope.
264
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:21,602
The rules say you gotta be done
by the start of the homecoming rally,
265
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:24,444
tomorrow morning 9:00,
which gives you...
266
00:21:24,516 --> 00:21:26,711
12 hours.
267
00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:32,014
Ok, here we go.
268
00:21:32,090 --> 00:21:34,786
It's an easy one for starters.
269
00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:37,385
All you have to do is drink
a beer in front of a cop.
270
00:21:43,201 --> 00:21:46,227
Looks like Dill is right inside.
271
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:49,706
- Here's a cold one.
- That means he's gotta see you do it.
272
00:21:49,775 --> 00:21:52,335
That means he's watching you drink it.
273
00:21:52,411 --> 00:21:55,608
- That means while you're drinking...
- Yeah, I got it.
274
00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:04,482
- What's he doing?
- The code doesn't say
275
00:22:04,556 --> 00:22:06,421
what I have to drink it out of.
276
00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:08,482
Just says beer.
277
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:10,027
He's right.
278
00:22:10,095 --> 00:22:13,292
There you go.
279
00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:16,763
This Bud is for you, asshole.
280
00:22:22,974 --> 00:22:24,669
Officer Dill.
281
00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:32,180
Harper, what the hell
is going out there?
282
00:22:32,250 --> 00:22:34,741
You know kids.
Friday night.
283
00:22:34,820 --> 00:22:36,310
Nothin' to do.
284
00:22:36,388 --> 00:22:38,879
Well they better not be up to
any of that deeds crap.
285
00:22:38,957 --> 00:22:41,892
Cause tonight me and Bevins are
ready to slide on anything?
286
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:44,520
Anything to drink officer?
287
00:22:44,596 --> 00:22:46,461
Yeah, I want one of those.
288
00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:03,314
Damn that is a good cup of coffee.
289
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:07,045
Well you have a good night officers.
290
00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:11,119
I know the town is safe,
thanks to you.
291
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:17,422
Douchebag.
292
00:23:22,467 --> 00:23:25,231
I hope soon it's got harder.
293
00:23:25,303 --> 00:23:28,238
Second deed.
294
00:23:28,306 --> 00:23:31,673
You've got to punch
the toughest kid in town.
295
00:23:31,743 --> 00:23:35,110
Gee, I guess it's up to me to decide,
who the toughest kid is.
296
00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:38,411
- Don't worry I am not gonna choose myself.
- That's disappointing.
297
00:23:38,483 --> 00:23:42,044
I know. What about JD Riplock?
298
00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:45,112
You know him, don't ya?
Guns for biceps.
299
00:23:45,190 --> 00:23:49,190
Genuine cycle badass.
300
00:23:49,361 --> 00:23:53,058
He did a stretch of ju before he put
a kids head to the blackboard.
301
00:23:53,131 --> 00:23:55,565
Hey, you alright, Ricky?
302
00:23:58,937 --> 00:24:00,996
Go get him, slugger.
303
00:24:03,308 --> 00:24:06,106
Good luck, Harper.
304
00:24:06,178 --> 00:24:08,908
Nice time with ya.
305
00:24:28,767 --> 00:24:31,702
Riplock...
He's... a psychopath.
306
00:24:31,770 --> 00:24:35,770
- The guy's like a.
- Bobby D.
307
00:24:36,041 --> 00:24:37,668
Yes, sir?
308
00:24:37,742 --> 00:24:40,506
What's the D stand for?
Sorry bout that.
309
00:24:40,579 --> 00:24:43,047
- Stands for DeSanchez.
- No stands for Douche,
310
00:24:43,114 --> 00:24:44,308
but we can change that.
311
00:24:44,382 --> 00:24:47,249
All you gotta do to change that is
helping me with a little problem.
312
00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:49,753
As you guys all know, Harper is
doing the deeds tonight, right?
313
00:24:49,821 --> 00:24:52,289
- Yeah.
- Yeah, and there is a little tradition
314
00:24:52,357 --> 00:24:54,348
that goes along with that.
315
00:24:54,426 --> 00:24:56,724
All night rager at a freshman's house.
316
00:24:56,795 --> 00:24:58,558
That's funny, that's good.
317
00:24:58,630 --> 00:25:00,325
And Bobby Douche,
318
00:25:00,398 --> 00:25:02,491
I heard your parents are away
for the weekend.
319
00:25:02,567 --> 00:25:04,159
Well, they are.
320
00:25:04,236 --> 00:25:06,932
But they said I can't have anyone over,
unless it's the studies. So...
321
00:25:07,005 --> 00:25:09,206
Yes, he's not lying.
I've heard them say it.
322
00:25:09,207 --> 00:25:10,407
I understand that.
323
00:25:10,475 --> 00:25:11,999
We'll do a lot of study.
324
00:25:12,077 --> 00:25:14,545
Calculus, geometry and anatomy.
325
00:25:16,615 --> 00:25:19,812
- Yeah, congratulations, Bobby.
- Right.
326
00:25:19,885 --> 00:25:22,854
Thanks.
327
00:25:40,005 --> 00:25:44,005
Who's next?
Who's next?
328
00:25:54,953 --> 00:25:56,887
Do you really think
this is gonna work?
329
00:25:56,955 --> 00:25:58,889
No, but what choice do I got?
330
00:25:58,957 --> 00:26:00,891
- Nice place.
- Yeah, thanks man.
331
00:26:02,727 --> 00:26:06,727
- That can't bee good.
- Yeah, I better go do something.
332
00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:09,757
Go do something.
333
00:26:09,834 --> 00:26:11,927
Smile.
334
00:26:12,003 --> 00:26:16,003
- Come on.
- Come on, yeah, come on.
335
00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:18,709
Come on.
336
00:26:18,777 --> 00:26:20,870
Get him. You get him.
337
00:26:20,946 --> 00:26:23,506
Yeah, you go.
You go.
338
00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:25,846
Get him up, come on.
339
00:26:28,153 --> 00:26:30,314
- Yeah.
- Come on.
340
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:45,301
Are you lost, Harper?
341
00:27:04,789 --> 00:27:07,053
Nice, cool.
342
00:27:07,125 --> 00:27:10,686
I'm gonna find out
what his deal's like.
343
00:27:16,101 --> 00:27:19,559
Hey, make sure you put that back.
344
00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:21,572
Hey what do you...?
345
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,336
- Where's the booze man?
- Booze?
346
00:27:24,409 --> 00:27:26,400
- Yes, freshman throwing
the party got the booze.
347
00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:28,503
- I... don't know.
- You didn't get the memo?
348
00:27:28,580 --> 00:27:32,107
That's OK. We can search trough
everything until we find it.
349
00:27:32,183 --> 00:27:34,651
- No. No.
- Yes. Yes.
350
00:27:34,719 --> 00:27:38,553
Booze hunt.
Come on, go fellas.
351
00:27:38,623 --> 00:27:40,921
Yeah, two deeds for Harper.
352
00:27:47,966 --> 00:27:49,900
Is that what you did?
353
00:27:49,968 --> 00:27:52,493
As low as humanly possible.
354
00:27:52,570 --> 00:27:54,765
Two, two, two...
355
00:28:03,148 --> 00:28:05,309
You've got balls, Harper.
356
00:28:05,383 --> 00:28:06,850
I'll give you that.
357
00:28:06,918 --> 00:28:08,283
Gee, turns out you're gonna need him
358
00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:10,412
to do the third deed.
359
00:28:13,057 --> 00:28:16,083
- What?
- That's my favorite one yet.
360
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:18,060
I'd hurry if I was you.
361
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:20,059
Supermarket closes in 20 minutes.
362
00:28:28,740 --> 00:28:30,264
Yo, Biggs.
363
00:28:30,341 --> 00:28:32,809
Yo. So what's the third one,
my friend?
364
00:28:32,877 --> 00:28:36,369
Go to the market...
365
00:28:36,448 --> 00:28:38,507
Ok, yes, sure.
366
00:28:54,631 --> 00:28:56,565
Hello, beautiful.
367
00:28:56,633 --> 00:28:59,158
Should we go back
to my place?
368
00:29:07,077 --> 00:29:09,739
You guys seen Harper?
369
00:29:09,813 --> 00:29:12,145
I need to give him something.
370
00:29:19,689 --> 00:29:21,653
That's what he's gotta do?
371
00:29:21,770 --> 00:29:23,320
That's like so gross.
372
00:29:23,394 --> 00:29:24,722
Not, really.
373
00:29:24,734 --> 00:29:26,869
Everybody, need to be careful.
374
00:29:26,898 --> 00:29:28,762
There's lots of breakable
stuff here.
375
00:29:30,869 --> 00:29:32,837
Now there is one less.
376
00:29:54,525 --> 00:29:56,620
I know, this is your first time.
377
00:29:56,995 --> 00:29:59,225
God, I hope so.
378
00:29:59,996 --> 00:30:02,926
He's gonna die.
379
00:30:03,727 --> 00:30:05,623
I'm going to kill him.
380
00:30:06,624 --> 00:30:08,524
He's gonna die.
381
00:30:21,051 --> 00:30:22,746
That's right,
382
00:30:22,748 --> 00:30:24,417
make a sandwich out of me.
383
00:30:25,856 --> 00:30:28,683
Here let me help you.
384
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:30,751
That a boy.
385
00:30:31,329 --> 00:30:33,520
Know what I love?
386
00:30:33,598 --> 00:30:36,162
Mayo between my slices.
387
00:30:40,963 --> 00:30:42,159
Come on.
388
00:30:43,364 --> 00:30:45,460
Hey, move it.
389
00:30:46,778 --> 00:30:48,405
Come on.
390
00:30:48,479 --> 00:30:51,243
Let's go, move it.
What is this?
391
00:30:51,316 --> 00:30:53,045
I'll love you forever.
392
00:30:53,117 --> 00:30:57,117
You kiss my "scrunchie", BJ.
393
00:30:57,822 --> 00:31:00,120
I don't hear a thing.
394
00:31:00,791 --> 00:31:03,150
I am gonna kill you.
395
00:31:04,229 --> 00:31:05,753
I heard that.
396
00:31:05,830 --> 00:31:09,766
Ooh God. Ooh, my car.
397
00:31:15,706 --> 00:31:18,706
As soon as I get Harper,
I'll come after you BJ.
398
00:31:21,077 --> 00:31:23,179
Enjoy her BJ until she's alive.
399
00:31:27,951 --> 00:31:30,114
Spread it on me, big boy.
400
00:31:30,188 --> 00:31:32,588
I love mayo.
401
00:31:42,267 --> 00:31:45,896
Yes... yes...
402
00:32:00,685 --> 00:32:02,448
Jesus Christ.
403
00:32:06,624 --> 00:32:08,717
I call you tomorrow.
404
00:32:14,331 --> 00:32:17,662
Daddy's coming home.
Ooh, when I'm done whit you,
405
00:32:17,675 --> 00:32:20,030
I'm gonna make your ass
look like you're a fag.
406
00:32:20,104 --> 00:32:21,735
Look like a fag.
407
00:32:29,013 --> 00:32:31,514
You see a lot of things in
this job...
408
00:32:31,582 --> 00:32:35,582
but I've never thought I'd see anyone
trying the dirty deeds again.
409
00:32:37,087 --> 00:32:38,552
That is what you're doing, right?
410
00:32:38,672 --> 00:32:41,185
Absolutely, sir.
411
00:32:41,259 --> 00:32:42,988
Rock on, son.
412
00:32:59,209 --> 00:33:01,610
This is whole wheat, right?
413
00:33:02,213 --> 00:33:04,181
- Right?
- Right.
414
00:33:17,223 --> 00:33:19,060
Hey man, my bad.
415
00:33:19,230 --> 00:33:21,098
Here's your whole wheat.
416
00:33:21,125 --> 00:33:23,033
This one's sour dough.
417
00:33:36,311 --> 00:33:38,171
Out of my way, Harper.
418
00:33:41,718 --> 00:33:42,986
Hey, Mr. Fuchs.
419
00:33:45,190 --> 00:33:47,221
You have yourself
a good night now.
420
00:33:51,362 --> 00:33:53,091
Two, two, two.
421
00:33:56,334 --> 00:33:58,097
Three.
422
00:34:17,888 --> 00:34:19,980
So, we got you for speeding,
driving an unregistered vehicle
423
00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:22,783
and being a douchebag
after midnight.
424
00:34:23,060 --> 00:34:26,423
Son, we got to sort all this out
down at the station house.
425
00:34:28,565 --> 00:34:30,895
We know kind of stupid,
aren't you?
426
00:34:30,899 --> 00:34:32,859
Put that down!
427
00:34:32,937 --> 00:34:34,432
Beef off the table.
428
00:34:34,505 --> 00:34:36,473
Off the table, thanks.
429
00:34:36,541 --> 00:34:38,941
The couch is expensive.
430
00:34:39,010 --> 00:34:42,002
Be careful.
431
00:34:45,082 --> 00:34:47,310
- Sorry dude.
- Yeah, thanks a lot.
432
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:53,354
Paul, rewind.
I gotta see that again.
433
00:35:06,137 --> 00:35:09,129
A port from the market says,
you made a local bread very happy.
434
00:35:10,207 --> 00:35:11,434
A gentleman never tells.
435
00:35:12,977 --> 00:35:14,842
Hey cool, girls.
436
00:35:14,912 --> 00:35:17,176
This asshole's got work to do.
437
00:35:17,248 --> 00:35:20,081
Number 4...
438
00:35:22,151 --> 00:35:24,609
You've got to drag that
big ass leprechaun
439
00:35:24,688 --> 00:35:26,679
from Lucky's used car lot,
440
00:35:26,686 --> 00:35:28,624
all the way to the high school.
441
00:35:28,792 --> 00:35:30,760
In one peace.
442
00:35:33,297 --> 00:35:37,028
Why are you sweating, Dan?
I'm the one doing the work.
443
00:35:43,941 --> 00:35:46,504
I'm not sweating.
444
00:35:48,277 --> 00:35:51,111
Yo, where's my marker?
My marker.
445
00:35:51,481 --> 00:35:52,847
Not so bad dude.
446
00:35:53,917 --> 00:35:55,544
Ooh, yeah.
447
00:35:55,619 --> 00:35:58,054
- For me.
- My life is over.
448
00:35:58,355 --> 00:36:00,755
No, no, no, no, no, no!
449
00:36:00,891 --> 00:36:03,283
I'm breaking up with you Brian,
because you don't have any guts.
450
00:36:03,304 --> 00:36:05,758
You know who has guts?
The guy hosting this party.
451
00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:07,730
Whoever he is.
452
00:36:10,967 --> 00:36:12,665
Alison, I've heard you
broke up with Brian.
453
00:36:12,787 --> 00:36:14,835
You know he was never
good enough for you.
454
00:36:18,242 --> 00:36:21,742
Bri, I think I go now.
455
00:36:22,113 --> 00:36:24,081
Right.
456
00:36:27,318 --> 00:36:30,210
Dude. Dude did you hear that?
Go get her.
457
00:36:30,218 --> 00:36:32,549
Go, go, go.
458
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:23,964
Son of a...
459
00:37:33,851 --> 00:37:35,978
Try a school board,
my friend.
460
00:37:45,696 --> 00:37:47,630
Thought it would be easy, huh?
461
00:37:47,698 --> 00:37:49,632
You supposed to be home.
462
00:37:49,700 --> 00:37:51,634
I'm supposed to be doing the deeds,
463
00:37:51,702 --> 00:37:53,636
but I got blocked by a senior
trying to show off.
464
00:37:53,704 --> 00:37:57,401
You know what Kyle?
I've got it under control.
465
00:37:57,475 --> 00:38:00,000
Obviously.
466
00:38:01,579 --> 00:38:04,844
What? What?
467
00:38:06,250 --> 00:38:09,515
Taking the blinds
is not gonna help.
468
00:38:09,587 --> 00:38:13,989
- You got a better idea?
- Maybe I do.
469
00:38:46,657 --> 00:38:48,318
There.
470
00:38:48,392 --> 00:38:50,952
- Ready?
- Yeah.
471
00:38:55,566 --> 00:38:57,557
That's the way it is done.
472
00:39:23,627 --> 00:39:26,494
- Hey you find her?
- No.
473
00:39:26,964 --> 00:39:28,522
Look harder.
474
00:39:31,402 --> 00:39:34,769
- God, this is such a cool night.
- Yeah.
475
00:39:34,839 --> 00:39:37,034
We switch the sprinklers on
without water flow,
476
00:39:37,108 --> 00:39:39,042
hot air pours out from the heads,
477
00:39:39,110 --> 00:39:41,578
The balloon inflates
and goes airborne.
478
00:39:43,647 --> 00:39:46,547
- Or not.
- Since I have no other options.
479
00:39:46,638 --> 00:39:48,248
I love it.
480
00:39:54,792 --> 00:39:57,488
How long we give him, Laws?
481
00:39:57,561 --> 00:39:59,256
I don't know.
482
00:39:59,330 --> 00:40:02,527
Give him till about now.
483
00:40:07,202 --> 00:40:09,260
Hey listen up everybody.
484
00:40:09,339 --> 00:40:11,364
Listen up.
We got another loser.
485
00:40:11,441 --> 00:40:14,441
As your class president,
I tried
486
00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:17,938
to give you a kick ass
homecoming weekend.
487
00:40:18,015 --> 00:40:21,279
But, unfortunately,
Harper has ruined it.
488
00:40:21,351 --> 00:40:23,477
- He did it.
- What?
489
00:40:23,552 --> 00:40:24,846
Ohh my...
490
00:40:34,832 --> 00:40:37,824
I've wouldn't be making
any more speeches for a while.
491
00:40:37,902 --> 00:40:40,996
Whatever, your
Harper's luck not gonna last.
492
00:40:41,071 --> 00:40:43,562
Now will you go home?
493
00:40:43,641 --> 00:40:46,633
Ok.
494
00:40:46,710 --> 00:40:50,168
Look, I would have been screwed,
if you didn't show up tonight.
495
00:40:50,247 --> 00:40:52,875
Same here.
496
00:40:56,654 --> 00:40:59,088
I knew I'll find you here, Kyle.
Get in the car.
497
00:40:59,156 --> 00:41:02,785
But I'm helping Zach to the deeds.
Look we get the leprechaun up.
498
00:41:02,860 --> 00:41:06,819
- But, he just showed up.
- Yeah, and now he is going home.
499
00:41:09,967 --> 00:41:12,298
He was just helping me out.
Don't be mad at him.
500
00:41:12,312 --> 00:41:14,699
I'm not mad at him.
501
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:17,332
Look, Zach, I've always thought
you were different.
502
00:41:17,408 --> 00:41:21,174
You were smarter than Lawton
and his macho crowd,
503
00:41:21,245 --> 00:41:23,406
you cared about other things.
504
00:41:24,381 --> 00:41:26,140
Still we have to do, but
505
00:41:26,256 --> 00:41:28,210
always be careful.
506
00:41:40,865 --> 00:41:43,129
Four.
507
00:42:08,125 --> 00:42:10,059
Hi.
508
00:42:10,127 --> 00:42:13,528
So, you're having a good time?
509
00:42:13,597 --> 00:42:16,828
Are you talking to me?
510
00:42:16,901 --> 00:42:20,735
I'm Bobby DeSanchez.
511
00:42:22,606 --> 00:42:24,938
Your host.
512
00:42:25,009 --> 00:42:27,876
Bobby, hi.
513
00:42:29,780 --> 00:42:32,749
It's 4 deeds
for Harper.
514
00:42:32,816 --> 00:42:36,081
- Forget Harper.
- We got 4 for you right here.
515
00:42:40,424 --> 00:42:44,417
Wait, wait, I wanna
remember this forever.
516
00:42:44,495 --> 00:42:46,087
That's enough.
517
00:42:51,936 --> 00:42:54,404
Sorry that took so long.
Were you guys worried?
518
00:42:54,471 --> 00:42:57,998
A little. I was.
519
00:42:59,877 --> 00:43:03,278
You're not even halfway there yet.
520
00:43:03,347 --> 00:43:06,839
- Don't get cocky, Harper.
- You're the boss.
521
00:43:06,917 --> 00:43:09,078
For now.
522
00:43:14,525 --> 00:43:17,323
What is it?
523
00:43:20,064 --> 00:43:23,090
- What is it, Zach?
- Come on, Zach.
524
00:43:26,637 --> 00:43:27,763
Hey, Stash,
525
00:43:27,838 --> 00:43:29,237
I thought you were at the party.
526
00:43:29,306 --> 00:43:31,536
Yeah, well I need a little pain pill,
it's been 6 hours.
527
00:43:31,609 --> 00:43:34,840
- Been 2 hours.
- Anyways. There's a lot of kids drinking.
528
00:43:34,912 --> 00:43:37,938
I couldn't be a part of it.
I'm trying to clean in my ab.
529
00:43:38,015 --> 00:43:40,108
You want help me steal
a dead body?
530
00:43:40,184 --> 00:43:43,017
Cool.
531
00:43:43,087 --> 00:43:44,884
Steal a dead body
532
00:43:44,955 --> 00:43:47,583
and put it in the middle
of the school.
533
00:43:55,566 --> 00:43:57,898
Evening, Mr. Rasdale.
534
00:43:57,968 --> 00:44:00,300
How things out of the lodge?
535
00:44:00,371 --> 00:44:04,371
Wait, José, what's it to you?
536
00:44:04,541 --> 00:44:07,339
My name is Ryan, sir.
Did you want your usual?
537
00:44:07,411 --> 00:44:09,606
How do you know what my usual is?
538
00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:11,443
Because you come in every night,
before your shift start.
539
00:44:11,515 --> 00:44:14,382
Don't get smart with me, Luis.
540
00:44:14,451 --> 00:44:17,614
It's homecoming weekend.
Dirty deeds time.
541
00:44:17,688 --> 00:44:20,179
Sir...
542
00:44:20,257 --> 00:44:23,818
Deeds got me once,
here's a go.
543
00:44:23,894 --> 00:44:26,362
It's not gonna happen again.
544
00:44:26,430 --> 00:44:28,057
Those are preordered.
545
00:44:28,132 --> 00:44:32,132
You tell any of your hombres,
that if they are even thinking,
546
00:44:32,436 --> 00:44:35,667
even tick about the deeds,
547
00:44:35,739 --> 00:44:38,003
Vic Rasdale is waiting for them.
548
00:44:42,012 --> 00:44:44,242
Serve your coffee, sir?
549
00:44:44,314 --> 00:44:47,249
Something you can spit into?
550
00:44:47,317 --> 00:44:49,979
You'd like that, wouldn't ya, Miguel?
551
00:44:50,054 --> 00:44:52,022
Very much, sir.
552
00:44:59,463 --> 00:45:00,862
A Newton imperial.
553
00:45:00,931 --> 00:45:03,024
That's about to hard to pick
as my ass.
554
00:45:03,100 --> 00:45:05,159
Talk this loud and you pick your ass?
555
00:45:05,235 --> 00:45:07,795
It's the same lock they
have on most docker's offices.
556
00:45:07,871 --> 00:45:10,203
Not that I've ever broken
into any of them to steal drugs
557
00:45:10,274 --> 00:45:13,107
- back when I was using.
- That's a load off my mind.
558
00:45:17,081 --> 00:45:21,081
Evelyn Easterbrook. Loving wife,
mother and grandmother.
559
00:45:21,385 --> 00:45:23,853
Service Thursday.
No.
560
00:45:28,258 --> 00:45:29,953
Anything?
561
00:45:30,027 --> 00:45:31,961
Jerry Noblock.
Friend to all.
562
00:45:32,029 --> 00:45:35,795
No flowers make donations
to boys athletic club.
563
00:45:35,866 --> 00:45:38,300
Nice guy.
564
00:45:40,304 --> 00:45:43,569
What you got?
565
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:46,973
John Doe. Found in park.
No roots
566
00:45:47,044 --> 00:45:48,841
No service scheduled.
567
00:45:48,912 --> 00:45:51,176
He's got nobody.
568
00:45:52,449 --> 00:45:54,644
He's got us.
569
00:45:56,453 --> 00:45:59,081
So I speak to the big,
that if someone is trying the deeds,
570
00:45:59,156 --> 00:46:01,556
I'll throw a big party.
571
00:46:01,625 --> 00:46:03,684
Hey you guys got
everything you need?
572
00:46:03,761 --> 00:46:05,661
Alright, yeah.
573
00:46:05,729 --> 00:46:09,426
Then I just told my parents
to clear out.
574
00:46:14,037 --> 00:46:16,904
Come on, come on, hurry.
575
00:46:16,974 --> 00:46:20,974
Careful, careful, wait the door.
576
00:46:21,111 --> 00:46:23,978
- Move.
- Hey man.
577
00:46:30,254 --> 00:46:33,314
I'm stuck. I'm stuck.
578
00:46:40,631 --> 00:46:43,998
Are you pocket, John?
This guy is a maniac.
579
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:52,504
And let me know if
there is too much air.
580
00:46:52,576 --> 00:46:54,567
- He's good.
- Yeah.
581
00:46:58,782 --> 00:47:01,808
- I told you wrap it tighter.
- And I ignored you.
582
00:47:05,923 --> 00:47:09,923
- Shit.
- Pull the car over.
583
00:47:12,496 --> 00:47:14,464
Get back cover him, quick.
584
00:47:18,869 --> 00:47:21,463
Reported a break in.
585
00:47:21,538 --> 00:47:22,732
Swan Point funeral.
586
00:47:23,806 --> 00:47:26,674
Ohh, shit.
587
00:47:26,743 --> 00:47:30,235
- Harper, Harper, Harper.
- Sir.
588
00:47:30,314 --> 00:47:31,576
You know why I've stopped you?
589
00:47:31,648 --> 00:47:35,648
Fighting real crime is hard, sir.
590
00:47:35,786 --> 00:47:39,786
Wrong, cause 30 mph
does not mean 38.
591
00:47:40,290 --> 00:47:42,155
I'm sorry, officer.
592
00:47:42,226 --> 00:47:44,717
Who the hell is that
back there?
593
00:47:46,897 --> 00:47:49,593
Well, that's Stash
and his uncle.
594
00:47:51,134 --> 00:47:52,897
He had a rough night.
595
00:47:52,970 --> 00:47:54,699
No shit.
596
00:47:54,771 --> 00:47:57,797
Officer Dill, I'm just trying to
get the guy home.
597
00:47:57,875 --> 00:48:00,867
He is really just dead...
drunk.
598
00:48:02,713 --> 00:48:04,977
I can see that.
599
00:48:05,048 --> 00:48:09,048
Alright, I'm gonna let you
slide this time.
600
00:48:09,186 --> 00:48:13,020
Thank you, thank you.
601
00:48:14,090 --> 00:48:16,054
And one more thing.
602
00:48:16,066 --> 00:48:18,554
And Harper, your vehicle registration
603
00:48:18,629 --> 00:48:20,563
expires at the end of...
604
00:48:24,266 --> 00:48:27,966
I mean that is just wrong
on so many levels.
605
00:48:28,504 --> 00:48:30,605
Tell me about it.
606
00:48:31,674 --> 00:48:34,134
Get him the hell out of here.
607
00:48:38,047 --> 00:48:41,183
There are a lot of sick people
in this world.
608
00:48:48,391 --> 00:48:50,516
Now, how very cool is that?
609
00:48:53,163 --> 00:48:54,391
Five.
610
00:48:56,867 --> 00:48:58,960
Yeah, I'm here.
611
00:48:59,036 --> 00:49:01,732
You wanna go upstairs?
612
00:49:04,641 --> 00:49:06,910
I don't wanna move, ever.
613
00:49:06,977 --> 00:49:10,674
But aren't there bedrooms upstairs?
614
00:49:13,483 --> 00:49:15,951
- I'm sure there are.
- Can you get me a drink first?
615
00:49:16,019 --> 00:49:17,987
Ohh yeah, sure.
616
00:49:20,724 --> 00:49:22,351
- How is it going?
- Unbelievable.
617
00:49:22,426 --> 00:49:25,224
I may be dead tomorrow,
but I'm gonna die a man.
618
00:49:27,197 --> 00:49:29,859
She's so hot.
619
00:49:41,677 --> 00:49:43,110
Six.
620
00:49:43,179 --> 00:49:46,179
You don't talk as much
as you used to, Dan?
621
00:49:46,283 --> 00:49:48,183
Just do the damn deed.
622
00:49:48,251 --> 00:49:50,719
Bring back a homecoming queen's bra.
623
00:49:50,787 --> 00:49:52,220
Signed.
624
00:49:55,358 --> 00:49:56,620
Hey, Jen.
625
00:49:56,692 --> 00:49:59,685
Yeah, right.
626
00:50:21,051 --> 00:50:22,848
What is it?
627
00:50:22,919 --> 00:50:25,251
- Is Amy home, sir?
- Who the hell are you?
628
00:50:26,122 --> 00:50:28,452
Zach Harper.
You Amy's dad?
629
00:50:29,525 --> 00:50:31,390
No, I'm her big brother.
630
00:50:31,461 --> 00:50:33,861
I can see that.
631
00:50:34,530 --> 00:50:37,891
Is she home?
I just need to get a bra from her.
632
00:50:39,367 --> 00:50:42,059
But she doesn't have to
be wearing it.
633
00:50:42,067 --> 00:50:43,806
You know what kid?
Why don't you come back tomorrow,
634
00:50:43,813 --> 00:50:45,504
when it's light out?
635
00:50:45,575 --> 00:50:48,043
And then, when I swing at you,
I won't miss!
636
00:50:48,111 --> 00:50:50,909
You got it.
637
00:50:52,883 --> 00:50:54,350
Hello.
638
00:50:54,418 --> 00:50:56,579
Hello, Miss Moskowitz.
Zach Harper.
639
00:50:56,653 --> 00:50:59,451
I was two years behind Leah
in high school.
640
00:50:59,523 --> 00:51:03,385
Ohh, yes Zach, who could forget you?
Is everything alright honey?
641
00:51:03,459 --> 00:51:04,886
What's going on?
642
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:07,653
Well, I think you gonna get
kind of a kick out of this.
643
00:51:08,297 --> 00:51:10,188
I was wondering if I could swing by,
644
00:51:10,196 --> 00:51:12,158
pick up some of her underwear.
645
00:51:15,337 --> 00:51:16,735
Hello?
646
00:51:19,508 --> 00:51:20,942
Yes.
647
00:51:20,950 --> 00:51:23,843
- Jennifer, hey, Zach Harper.
- Zach, it's late.
648
00:51:23,914 --> 00:51:26,080
Ah yeah, well,
it's late for me too,
649
00:51:26,109 --> 00:51:28,982
but I think you gonna get
kind of a kick out of this.
650
00:51:29,252 --> 00:51:32,119
You see,
I need one of your bras.
651
00:51:32,189 --> 00:51:34,714
Just for a while.
I promise I'll give it back.
652
00:51:34,791 --> 00:51:37,988
You know what?
You're sick Zach, sick.
653
00:51:39,561 --> 00:51:41,691
What was that about?
654
00:51:41,864 --> 00:51:44,358
Did I say you could speak, slave?
655
00:51:44,834 --> 00:51:47,765
Sorry, mistress, sorry.
656
00:51:47,777 --> 00:51:49,931
May I have another?
657
00:51:57,312 --> 00:51:58,471
Yeah.
658
00:51:58,488 --> 00:52:01,111
You're looking for a homecoming queen?
659
00:52:01,884 --> 00:52:03,283
Who is this?
660
00:52:03,287 --> 00:52:04,882
Someone, who wants to see
you take Lawton down.
661
00:52:05,955 --> 00:52:08,886
Someone who knows where you
can find what you're looking for.
662
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:12,725
I'm listening.
663
00:52:12,795 --> 00:52:15,628
Vicky Crabbe.
Queen from 5 years ago.
664
00:52:15,718 --> 00:52:17,358
She's got an apartment on 47
Grandview,
665
00:52:17,434 --> 00:52:20,495
downtown, across the street
at the Excelsior hotel.
666
00:52:20,570 --> 00:52:22,129
She's home now.
667
00:52:22,705 --> 00:52:24,536
Grandview, got it.
668
00:52:31,449 --> 00:52:34,540
I've been had,
a setup and knocked over.
669
00:52:34,548 --> 00:52:36,918
Five deeds down
five more to go,
670
00:52:36,987 --> 00:52:39,954
and it looked like that the night
was coming to an abrupt ending.
671
00:52:40,183 --> 00:52:42,483
You know, It's amazing
how the best ideas come
672
00:52:42,559 --> 00:52:45,150
in the most desperate times.
673
00:52:45,428 --> 00:52:47,654
Cause I had to piss
like it was nobody's business.
674
00:52:48,831 --> 00:52:51,731
It's a good thing,
Excelsior hotel's across the street.
675
00:53:05,481 --> 00:53:06,815
Can I use your men's room?
676
00:53:07,383 --> 00:53:09,147
Bathroom is for customers.
677
00:53:09,419 --> 00:53:11,378
Then, I don't know
I'll take a beer.
678
00:53:12,054 --> 00:53:13,522
Maybe in a couple of years.
679
00:53:14,390 --> 00:53:16,115
Make it a Coke.
680
00:53:16,122 --> 00:53:17,725
$6.50.
681
00:53:22,398 --> 00:53:24,528
Am I a customer now?
682
00:53:25,401 --> 00:53:27,765
Men's room is on your right, sir.
683
00:53:40,550 --> 00:53:42,484
So kid, what's her name?
684
00:53:42,492 --> 00:53:44,017
What?
685
00:53:44,087 --> 00:53:47,113
The girl, that put that nasty look
on your face. What's her name?
686
00:53:48,290 --> 00:53:49,715
What do you mean?
687
00:53:49,792 --> 00:53:52,557
You're a mess.
What did she do to you?
688
00:53:54,329 --> 00:53:57,188
Look, this has nothing
to do with the girl, OK?
689
00:53:59,735 --> 00:54:01,565
OK, a little bit.
690
00:54:02,305 --> 00:54:06,238
OK. Fine, a lot.
Like 80%.
691
00:54:07,309 --> 00:54:08,677
There you go.
692
00:54:08,845 --> 00:54:10,037
Now here is the deal.
693
00:54:10,113 --> 00:54:13,976
I'm doing this high school thing,
694
00:54:15,150 --> 00:54:17,549
mostly so that her brother
won't have to.
695
00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:19,881
But the real reason is...
696
00:54:21,255 --> 00:54:23,091
she's great.
697
00:54:24,226 --> 00:54:26,423
Pretty, smart,
698
00:54:26,496 --> 00:54:29,787
not into the games
that everyone else says.
699
00:54:30,265 --> 00:54:33,459
And she probably has
no idea how you feel.
700
00:54:34,135 --> 00:54:36,235
Hey, it's her loss.
701
00:54:42,445 --> 00:54:45,277
Are you trying to?
702
00:54:45,348 --> 00:54:46,782
Pick you up?
703
00:54:50,487 --> 00:54:52,284
Are you?
704
00:54:52,855 --> 00:54:55,017
No, I'm just...
705
00:54:55,091 --> 00:54:57,116
Let's stick to what's
really bothering you.
706
00:54:57,593 --> 00:55:00,219
Talking helps you.
707
00:55:00,397 --> 00:55:03,265
Nothing's gonna help now,
unless you're a homecoming queen
708
00:55:03,282 --> 00:55:05,027
at West Valley.
709
00:55:07,250 --> 00:55:10,506
Rachel Buff, sir,
class of '99,
710
00:55:10,573 --> 00:55:14,000
homecoming theme:
"Reach for the stars".
711
00:55:14,837 --> 00:55:16,445
- Are you kidding me?
- No.
712
00:55:16,912 --> 00:55:18,842
My mom still has
my honor at the piano.
713
00:55:19,415 --> 00:55:22,049
So what can I do for you?
714
00:55:22,077 --> 00:55:23,750
Actually,
715
00:55:23,820 --> 00:55:27,687
I think you might get
kind of a kick out of this.
716
00:55:32,561 --> 00:55:34,628
You mind helping me
with the clasp?
717
00:55:34,697 --> 00:55:37,063
That would be a... sure.
718
00:55:37,533 --> 00:55:38,801
Sure, I can.
719
00:55:41,871 --> 00:55:44,638
- Your hands are cold.
- Sorry.
720
00:55:44,707 --> 00:55:47,137
- So it's how? What number deed is this?
- Six.
721
00:55:47,210 --> 00:55:51,311
Six, ohh my god.
It's closing in on Duncan Rime.
722
00:55:51,580 --> 00:55:53,545
You're a stud.
723
00:55:58,153 --> 00:56:00,245
There you go.
724
00:56:01,323 --> 00:56:03,951
You're the greatest person
I've ever met.
725
00:56:03,976 --> 00:56:04,960
Thank you.
726
00:56:06,728 --> 00:56:08,326
Do you have a pen?
727
00:56:14,970 --> 00:56:16,762
Hey, did you found her yet?
728
00:56:16,839 --> 00:56:19,501
- No.
- OK, keep looking.
729
00:56:19,902 --> 00:56:21,102
Alison?
730
00:56:26,115 --> 00:56:27,449
How do I know this is legit?
731
00:56:27,517 --> 00:56:30,448
Well I got her on picture phone, too.
732
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:32,988
Hey everybody, it's Rachel Buff.
733
00:56:33,055 --> 00:56:35,918
Sorry that you had to wait,
I'll see you tomorrow at homecoming.
734
00:56:35,942 --> 00:56:38,260
Better be there.
Go, Vikings.
735
00:56:39,996 --> 00:56:41,827
Ohh and there's more.
736
00:56:43,228 --> 00:56:45,299
That'd be yours, Danny boy.
737
00:56:48,638 --> 00:56:52,501
Whatever.
Here you go.
738
00:56:52,675 --> 00:56:54,844
Lucky number seven.
739
00:56:55,111 --> 00:56:57,211
It's never gonna happen, Harper.
740
00:56:58,180 --> 00:57:00,880
You've been right
so far, Dan.
741
00:57:15,932 --> 00:57:17,497
Ohh, shit.
742
00:57:20,403 --> 00:57:22,166
Ohh, God.
743
00:57:23,438 --> 00:57:26,140
Those assholes.
744
00:57:26,209 --> 00:57:29,178
Son of a... bitch
745
00:57:38,387 --> 00:57:41,520
Alison, I've been looking
all over for you.
746
00:57:41,531 --> 00:57:44,924
Sorry, Bobby, I had to pee
and the line was like a mile long.
747
00:57:45,294 --> 00:57:47,863
So where were we?
748
00:57:47,931 --> 00:57:51,931
I was about to go upstairs
with the guy with your gut.
749
00:57:53,235 --> 00:57:54,765
Hey man, you should have
seen him pissed up,
750
00:57:54,787 --> 00:57:57,201
when we told him,
he had to hold this rager.
751
00:57:57,273 --> 00:58:00,538
I'd thought he shit himself.
Right, douche?
752
00:58:00,610 --> 00:58:03,443
Douche, douche.
753
00:58:11,353 --> 00:58:12,912
Wait, hold on.
754
00:58:22,798 --> 00:58:24,359
Kyle can't come out and play.
755
00:58:24,383 --> 00:58:25,930
Just go away.
756
00:58:26,002 --> 00:58:29,228
Look, Meg. Can I borrow your car?
757
00:58:30,105 --> 00:58:31,737
Are you serious?
758
00:58:31,758 --> 00:58:34,342
Yeah, Lawton's goons
slashed my tires.
759
00:58:34,380 --> 00:58:36,911
Ohh, my. You don't expect
that from goons.
760
00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:41,080
- I need to get to the Patriot Lodge.
- That's the deed?
761
00:58:41,117 --> 00:58:42,880
And...
762
00:58:42,952 --> 00:58:46,080
kind of borrow the night watchman's leg?
763
00:58:46,155 --> 00:58:48,823
Ohh, OK, Yeah, yeah. Well,
as long as it is for a good cause.
764
00:58:48,891 --> 00:58:51,658
Meg, look nothing will happen to your car.
765
00:58:51,668 --> 00:58:55,155
Look.
You can't have my car.
766
00:58:57,266 --> 00:59:01,834
Meg. I've got nobody else to go to.
Please.
767
00:59:11,947 --> 00:59:14,945
Stash's lock picking tools.
768
00:59:14,957 --> 00:59:16,446
I'll be right back.
769
00:59:16,469 --> 00:59:18,844
- Zach...
- You told me your folks are out of town
770
00:59:18,871 --> 00:59:21,181
and you're worried that Kyle
is gonna sneak out again.
771
00:59:21,217 --> 00:59:23,316
I'll be as quick as I can.
772
00:59:23,693 --> 00:59:27,424
No, I was actually gonna say,
good luck.
773
00:59:29,899 --> 00:59:33,130
Look. I know I can
get too serious sometimes.
774
00:59:34,502 --> 00:59:35,761
It's OK.
775
00:59:44,113 --> 00:59:45,771
You'd be better going.
776
00:59:46,248 --> 00:59:47,773
Right.
777
01:00:31,627 --> 01:00:33,151
Shit.
778
01:00:40,035 --> 01:00:42,465
This is a private club, son.
779
01:00:42,538 --> 01:00:46,038
And we don't cut into
a lot of things here.
780
01:00:46,442 --> 01:00:50,578
Integration, breaking and entering.
781
01:00:51,246 --> 01:00:53,306
I suggest
782
01:00:53,583 --> 01:00:56,682
you show yourself
with 3 things up in the air:
783
01:00:58,120 --> 01:01:01,319
Your hands and my leg.
784
01:01:03,090 --> 01:01:06,051
Otherwise, Vic Rasdale is gonna be filling
785
01:01:06,077 --> 01:01:08,727
this fine antique,
786
01:01:08,765 --> 01:01:10,299
with buckshot.
787
01:01:10,367 --> 01:01:14,664
And your ass will be hanging
on our trophy wall.
788
01:01:15,537 --> 01:01:18,332
Now, I am gonna count to 50.
789
01:01:19,542 --> 01:01:22,636
48, 49...
790
01:02:06,355 --> 01:02:08,824
- You saved me.
- Yeah, you can thank me later.
791
01:02:09,191 --> 01:02:12,158
- Let's get you home.
- No, no. You have to do more deeds.
792
01:02:12,178 --> 01:02:14,762
Look.
You can just take my car.
793
01:02:14,830 --> 01:02:16,763
- What?
- Yeah.
794
01:02:16,801 --> 01:02:18,293
I can't believe
you're doing this.
795
01:02:18,367 --> 01:02:20,562
I can't believe I've just
flashed Rasdale.
796
01:02:20,836 --> 01:02:22,770
Go. Go, go, go.
797
01:02:23,906 --> 01:02:27,239
A couple of pricks got my leg.
798
01:02:29,912 --> 01:02:32,577
I only saw the girl.
799
01:02:33,148 --> 01:02:36,283
But I got a real good
look at her, alright.
800
01:02:40,455 --> 01:02:43,218
You mean describe her face?
801
01:02:47,496 --> 01:02:49,687
Well I can't.
802
01:02:58,140 --> 01:03:00,665
Hey Dan. I bet you're wondering
how much you owe me
803
01:03:00,673 --> 01:03:03,476
- for the flat tires.
- Here's deed number eight.
804
01:03:03,546 --> 01:03:06,845
Here comes deed no. two,
just catching up with you.
805
01:03:06,916 --> 01:03:10,916
- That spare leg should come in handy.
- Shit.
806
01:03:11,720 --> 01:03:14,387
This is gonna hurt a little.
807
01:03:15,858 --> 01:03:17,551
Hey asshole.
808
01:03:23,131 --> 01:03:25,229
You better lie here.
809
01:03:27,501 --> 01:03:28,800
Hey, Mullet.
810
01:03:29,871 --> 01:03:31,596
- You ok, man?
- Yeah.
811
01:03:31,612 --> 01:03:33,405
Yeah, man, thanks.
812
01:03:33,576 --> 01:03:36,440
Tell me you're thinking about
bailing on this deeds thing.
813
01:03:36,512 --> 01:03:37,980
Why about this time,
when it's starting to get fun?
814
01:03:42,851 --> 01:03:44,084
Thanks.
815
01:03:44,103 --> 01:03:47,284
- Made his calling.
- My God, my God.
816
01:04:40,785 --> 01:04:42,081
No
817
01:04:43,845 --> 01:04:45,940
It's not a threat.
818
01:04:46,014 --> 01:04:48,148
Could you tell him it's
a favor for me.
819
01:04:48,216 --> 01:04:50,944
And I don't have to call myself.
Yeah, hang on.
820
01:04:50,989 --> 01:04:54,414
There is an extra ten bucks for you kid,
if you bring her back cherry.
821
01:04:54,490 --> 01:04:57,125
Yeah, very good.
822
01:05:19,848 --> 01:05:21,975
Come on, Alison, I was desperate,
823
01:05:22,050 --> 01:05:23,184
As soon as death's been seeing
you right in the face,
824
01:05:23,252 --> 01:05:26,020
- I didn't think I'd live trough another day.
- Look do you wanna whine
825
01:05:26,088 --> 01:05:28,780
or do you wanna go upstairs?
826
01:05:29,158 --> 01:05:32,858
Hey, a freshman hitting on a senior?
827
01:05:33,429 --> 01:05:35,395
Pretty guts.
828
01:05:46,267 --> 01:05:47,532
Ohh, God,
829
01:05:47,809 --> 01:05:49,409
some shortcut.
830
01:05:57,284 --> 01:05:58,876
Kyle.
831
01:05:59,154 --> 01:06:02,356
Kyle, you're awake?
832
01:06:03,725 --> 01:06:05,393
What's going on?
833
01:06:05,860 --> 01:06:08,025
You deal this time, Kyle.
834
01:06:09,197 --> 01:06:10,788
We were just playing for pennies.
835
01:06:10,966 --> 01:06:12,800
It's nice rally game, for now.
836
01:06:13,968 --> 01:06:15,136
Who are you?
837
01:06:15,144 --> 01:06:16,838
I'm the last man in the world,
you wanna piss off.
838
01:06:18,106 --> 01:06:20,298
You see, your boyfriend
stole my Ferrari.
839
01:06:20,316 --> 01:06:23,002
Dumb ass left your
crap box car at the club.
840
01:06:24,079 --> 01:06:26,573
A cop buddy run the plates,
and guess what? Here I am.
841
01:06:26,608 --> 01:06:28,912
Look, Kyle has nothing
to do with this. OK?
842
01:06:29,284 --> 01:06:31,051
Kyle has everything to do with this,
843
01:06:31,086 --> 01:06:33,552
because if I don't get
my vehicle back very soon,
844
01:06:33,587 --> 01:06:36,382
Me and homo'll gonna play
for bigger stakes.
845
01:06:59,348 --> 01:07:03,548
Lawton, where did you get
that piece of shit car?
846
01:07:04,053 --> 01:07:06,412
I'll bet you're surprised
to see me right now.
847
01:07:06,488 --> 01:07:08,683
If I'd had a little beat down
to make me quit?
848
01:07:08,857 --> 01:07:11,121
What? What did you do?
849
01:07:11,793 --> 01:07:14,456
He tried to throw me with
the animals at the zoo.
850
01:07:14,630 --> 01:07:16,662
That's bullshit, Dan,
you know it.
851
01:07:16,732 --> 01:07:19,023
Doesn't even matter anymore.
852
01:07:19,101 --> 01:07:21,299
Because the last two are lost,
when i figured
853
01:07:21,370 --> 01:07:25,370
- he wasn't coming back.
- Well I'm glad I've picked them up, then.
854
01:07:34,616 --> 01:07:37,210
What does it say?
855
01:07:39,786 --> 01:07:41,219
"Find Duncan Rime".
856
01:07:43,224 --> 01:07:44,817
Yep, that's what it says.
857
01:07:44,833 --> 01:07:46,524
There's no way that
that is a deed.
858
01:07:46,595 --> 01:07:48,329
Hey I don't write the deeds,
Harper.
859
01:07:48,397 --> 01:07:50,931
I'm just gonna enjoy the fact,
that you're gonna choke on this one.
860
01:07:56,071 --> 01:07:59,664
It's a tough spot, Harper,
and my heart goes out to you.
861
01:07:59,732 --> 01:08:01,520
I mean you must be saying
how do I find a guy,
862
01:08:01,525 --> 01:08:04,213
who doesn't even exist any more?
863
01:08:05,691 --> 01:08:07,114
Over here.
864
01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:14,917
I'm Duncan Rime.
865
01:08:15,690 --> 01:08:17,822
- What?
- What?
866
01:08:20,293 --> 01:08:22,393
The picture is a little old.
867
01:08:22,414 --> 01:08:24,293
But it's me.
868
01:08:25,166 --> 01:08:26,866
I don't believe this shit.
869
01:08:33,942 --> 01:08:35,876
What happened to you?
870
01:08:36,144 --> 01:08:37,742
Long story.
871
01:08:38,913 --> 01:08:40,411
It started way back,
872
01:08:40,429 --> 01:08:42,750
senior year in high school.
873
01:08:43,318 --> 01:08:44,911
You should have seen me.
874
01:08:47,355 --> 01:08:49,148
I've had the best car,
875
01:08:49,484 --> 01:08:51,750
hottest girl,
876
01:08:52,427 --> 01:08:55,187
and I've figured to do the one thing,
nobody had ever done,
877
01:08:55,214 --> 01:08:56,893
would be the perfect caper.
878
01:08:57,765 --> 01:08:59,859
You did all ten dirty deeds.
879
01:09:00,235 --> 01:09:02,933
No, at my day there were only eight deeds.
880
01:09:03,505 --> 01:09:05,739
So the rules say you gotta add
to the list if somebody
881
01:09:05,774 --> 01:09:06,536
gets trough them.
882
01:09:06,609 --> 01:09:09,343
- Why?
- No reason.
883
01:09:10,211 --> 01:09:12,210
No reason for any of this.
884
01:09:13,281 --> 01:09:14,572
But I didn't get that
885
01:09:14,649 --> 01:09:16,443
until I was out in the real world.
886
01:09:17,519 --> 01:09:21,719
Then I've realized just how
miserable I've been all trough high school.
887
01:09:22,825 --> 01:09:25,160
It's just playing some bullshit game,
888
01:09:25,327 --> 01:09:27,061
pretending I was cool.
889
01:09:28,529 --> 01:09:30,888
If you keep playing by the rules,
890
01:09:30,966 --> 01:09:34,424
- they are always gonna beat ya.
- Right.
891
01:09:35,303 --> 01:09:37,130
Even when you think you'd won.
892
01:09:43,410 --> 01:09:45,308
What the hell are you doing?
893
01:09:58,560 --> 01:10:00,953
Give me the last deed.
894
01:10:07,969 --> 01:10:10,331
This is a waste of time,
895
01:10:10,405 --> 01:10:13,867
and you are a waste of skin.
896
01:10:13,881 --> 01:10:16,607
- Ohh, yeah.
- Tear it.
897
01:10:31,959 --> 01:10:34,025
Ohh, shit.
898
01:10:34,095 --> 01:10:35,362
- You are under arrest, Harper.
- For what?
899
01:10:35,397 --> 01:10:38,798
- For doing the dirty deeds.
- That's not a charge.
900
01:10:38,833 --> 01:10:41,233
Yeah, how about grand theft auto?
901
01:10:41,803 --> 01:10:43,287
The kid didn't steal anything.
902
01:10:43,322 --> 01:10:44,772
That's not what my report said.
903
01:10:44,840 --> 01:10:47,272
Well the report you got can eat me?
Alright?
904
01:10:47,307 --> 01:10:49,643
It's my car and I let it to the kid.
905
01:10:49,678 --> 01:10:52,779
And I'm just gonna assume that
you won't have a problem with that.
906
01:10:54,848 --> 01:10:56,549
Mr. Scarno.
907
01:10:57,052 --> 01:10:59,687
Well good evening, sir.
908
01:10:59,722 --> 01:11:03,021
You know, I don't think an exchange
of paperwork is in our best interest.
909
01:11:03,492 --> 01:11:04,826
What is in our best interest
910
01:11:05,030 --> 01:11:07,628
is for you to let the boy go
and I go on my merry way.
911
01:11:07,663 --> 01:11:09,690
Does that sound good?
912
01:11:09,765 --> 01:11:11,699
Well, yeah, I...
913
01:11:11,767 --> 01:11:13,335
he can...
914
01:11:14,202 --> 01:11:15,667
just...
915
01:11:20,008 --> 01:11:21,442
Good night, Officer Dill
916
01:11:21,477 --> 01:11:23,405
-do.
917
01:11:24,279 --> 01:11:26,141
See you dildo.
918
01:11:37,926 --> 01:11:39,316
Go home.
919
01:11:39,894 --> 01:11:42,086
Except you, valet.
920
01:11:42,264 --> 01:11:43,897
You're with me.
921
01:11:45,165 --> 01:11:47,325
Don't worry. Nothing's gonna
happen to your boyfriend.
922
01:11:47,362 --> 01:11:48,168
He's not my boyfriend.
923
01:11:48,203 --> 01:11:50,364
He almost got my brother killed.
924
01:11:50,939 --> 01:11:52,367
What?
925
01:11:53,274 --> 01:11:55,607
Yeah, you know you almost did.
Let's go.
926
01:12:13,227 --> 01:12:14,823
Bobby...
927
01:12:15,931 --> 01:12:18,092
Are you coming?
928
01:12:18,826 --> 01:12:21,260
Ohh, yeah honey.
929
01:12:36,051 --> 01:12:38,579
Come in.
930
01:12:40,555 --> 01:12:43,650
- Me too.
- Bri, I'm kind of busy here.
931
01:12:44,326 --> 01:12:46,024
Well I'm worried about you.
932
01:12:46,095 --> 01:12:50,089
- You really shouldn't be alone right now.
- I'm not.
933
01:12:50,124 --> 01:12:53,456
You've found a guy?
I'm jealous.
934
01:12:54,335 --> 01:12:56,333
Of him or of me?
935
01:12:57,473 --> 01:13:00,374
Are you ready for Bobby?
936
01:13:01,112 --> 01:13:02,270
Two?
937
01:13:06,181 --> 01:13:08,376
Two, two.
938
01:13:08,450 --> 01:13:11,284
Ohh, yeah, thank you.
939
01:13:21,362 --> 01:13:23,788
The parent's are home.
Two.
940
01:13:23,865 --> 01:13:26,399
- The parents.
- I need to get out of here.
941
01:13:37,277 --> 01:13:39,175
The parents are home.
- The parents.
942
01:13:39,246 --> 01:13:40,371
Hey, girls you need a ride?
943
01:13:42,484 --> 01:13:45,248
- Give it. It's mine.
- Give it
944
01:13:45,320 --> 01:13:47,750
- It's mine, it's mine.
- Give it.
945
01:13:48,724 --> 01:13:50,885
Where're you going?
946
01:13:51,459 --> 01:13:52,859
You'd help bro?
947
01:13:54,629 --> 01:13:55,856
Fuck.
948
01:13:56,231 --> 01:13:57,930
I'm ready.
949
01:14:00,502 --> 01:14:02,299
Yeah, you are.
950
01:14:02,371 --> 01:14:05,199
I'm not. Come on.
951
01:14:07,075 --> 01:14:09,066
Now what are we gonna do?
952
01:14:09,144 --> 01:14:10,702
Everyone get out.
953
01:14:10,779 --> 01:14:14,010
Everyone get out. Go.
954
01:14:14,682 --> 01:14:16,778
Who are you kids?
955
01:14:21,222 --> 01:14:23,419
What is this?
956
01:14:29,363 --> 01:14:31,204
I've got what the place used to look like,
957
01:14:31,233 --> 01:14:33,629
- for the insurance company.
- Ohh, my god.
958
01:14:35,230 --> 01:14:37,326
Robert.
959
01:14:38,139 --> 01:14:41,166
What are you doing in our house?
960
01:14:41,513 --> 01:14:43,626
Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Seaver,
961
01:14:43,632 --> 01:14:46,206
Hi, I... I was just leaving.
962
01:14:50,151 --> 01:14:52,818
I'm calling his mother, right now.
963
01:15:04,932 --> 01:15:07,192
This could work.
964
01:15:11,005 --> 01:15:12,136
Thanks, Millie.
965
01:15:14,776 --> 01:15:17,106
You know I've used to pull a lot of cars
when I was coming up,
966
01:15:17,129 --> 01:15:19,814
but I never did your valet bit.
That was smart...
967
01:15:20,534 --> 01:15:22,737
when you don't leave a car behind.
968
01:15:22,772 --> 01:15:23,714
My first day.
969
01:15:23,749 --> 01:15:26,881
So you did all this,
just to get that dickwad in BMW
970
01:15:26,916 --> 01:15:28,685
stop picking on her brother?
971
01:15:29,257 --> 01:15:31,716
I can see why you wanted
to get on a good sign.
972
01:15:33,393 --> 01:15:34,693
I can tell you I'm very impressed.
973
01:15:35,263 --> 01:15:38,228
- You're 17?
- 18.
974
01:15:39,600 --> 01:15:42,128
I've killed 3 men,
by the time I was 18.
975
01:15:42,203 --> 01:15:45,205
Legally, in Vietnam.
976
01:15:45,274 --> 01:15:47,742
I've signed up to
get away from my father.
977
01:15:49,811 --> 01:15:52,104
You see, my father was
an asshole.
978
01:15:52,230 --> 01:15:54,571
He did teach me
one thing, though.
979
01:15:55,551 --> 01:15:58,714
That I didn't need him, and that's
an important lesson to learn.
980
01:15:58,787 --> 01:16:00,778
Because when you depend on
people, they disappoint you.
981
01:16:00,856 --> 01:16:03,916
You gotta step up yourself,
like you did tonight.
982
01:16:05,192 --> 01:16:07,792
Well it took me till I was 20,
sitting in a jungle.
983
01:16:08,862 --> 01:16:10,123
What did you do?
984
01:16:10,298 --> 01:16:11,958
We had this lieutenant,
who was determined to get us all killed.
985
01:16:13,134 --> 01:16:15,135
So, I've got him sent home.
986
01:16:16,403 --> 01:16:17,703
How?
987
01:16:17,872 --> 01:16:19,799
I kicked the shit out of him.
988
01:16:24,579 --> 01:16:26,946
This better be good. I told my mom
I'd be home by now.
989
01:16:27,815 --> 01:16:29,676
I'll write you a note.
990
01:16:39,227 --> 01:16:42,724
Pop the damn leprechaun.
Just get it off my football field.
991
01:16:42,798 --> 01:16:45,358
Where is maintenance?
992
01:16:46,034 --> 01:16:48,261
Dealing with what dead body?
993
01:16:51,406 --> 01:16:54,237
Damn those I.A.B.'s.
994
01:16:55,109 --> 01:16:58,245
Zachary, it's my card.
995
01:16:59,513 --> 01:17:01,840
You ever need anything, call that number.
996
01:17:04,419 --> 01:17:07,655
- Zach.
- Look Zachary, it's dickwad's little girly.
997
01:17:07,723 --> 01:17:09,657
Lawton gave the
tenth deed to Riplock.
998
01:17:10,125 --> 01:17:12,658
- So?
- So he is gonna ruin the homecoming carnival.
999
01:17:12,688 --> 01:17:15,756
- That's what the tenth deed said to do.
- Look I'm way past caring.
1000
01:17:15,831 --> 01:17:18,925
You're gonna get blamed. The cops
know you're the one doing the dirty deeds.
1001
01:17:19,001 --> 01:17:21,491
How do I know your boyfriend
didn't put you up to this?
1002
01:17:21,503 --> 01:17:23,334
He's not my boyfriend anymore.
1003
01:17:23,805 --> 01:17:26,574
Look Riplock said he's gonna
pack the stage with fireworks
1004
01:17:26,581 --> 01:17:28,204
and scare the hell out
of everybody.
1005
01:17:28,276 --> 01:17:31,434
- So watch people get scared. So what?
- These are M-80s.
1006
01:17:31,463 --> 01:17:34,381
Zach, something could catch fire.
People could panic.
1007
01:17:34,416 --> 01:17:37,510
And Meg's on the stage having
the honor society, remember?
1008
01:17:40,588 --> 01:17:42,822
- What time is it?
- 8:30.
1009
01:17:42,920 --> 01:17:45,482
- It starts at 9:00.
- Where is this thing?
1010
01:17:45,660 --> 01:17:47,851
- The football field at the school.
- We should get going.
1011
01:17:49,297 --> 01:17:50,688
- It's gonna be close.
- Here, take the car.
1012
01:17:50,766 --> 01:17:53,691
- We? - Well you don't mind stealing it,
when I flip you the keys?
1013
01:17:53,718 --> 01:17:56,262
- What about you?
- I've got something to do. Go on.
1014
01:18:08,949 --> 01:18:10,943
Yeah, who's working today?
1015
01:18:33,742 --> 01:18:36,870
Yeah. That's it, move it
back three feet.
1016
01:19:23,925 --> 01:19:26,150
- I'm gonna go look for Zach.
- Ok.
1017
01:19:26,227 --> 01:19:28,427
Thank you being so prompt,
Miss Cummings.
1018
01:19:28,596 --> 01:19:29,788
Let's get this show on the road.
1019
01:19:29,865 --> 01:19:32,292
Instruments up. Ready?
Let's play people.
1020
01:19:32,302 --> 01:19:35,798
- Hey Stash, have you seen Zach?
- Hey I'm looking for him too.
1021
01:19:36,110 --> 01:19:37,738
He's got my painpills.
1022
01:19:44,179 --> 01:19:47,940
Hey pal, what part of 30 miles an hour
didn't you understand?
1023
01:19:51,319 --> 01:19:53,644
We got Harper?
1024
01:19:55,724 --> 01:19:58,486
I'll catch him.
Come on.
1025
01:19:59,861 --> 01:20:01,858
May I have your attention, please?
1026
01:20:07,836 --> 01:20:11,502
Yeah, we have a long programme
to get trough, people.
1027
01:20:16,310 --> 01:20:19,203
Our presentations this morning
will be given out
1028
01:20:19,238 --> 01:20:22,114
by Miss Rachel Buff.
1029
01:20:22,183 --> 01:20:24,283
Yeah.
1030
01:20:24,852 --> 01:20:26,979
Who is not quiet here yet.
1031
01:20:37,298 --> 01:20:40,925
Meg, get off the stage.
1032
01:20:41,002 --> 01:20:44,502
Meg get off the stage, it's gonna
blow up. Get off the stage.
1033
01:20:45,673 --> 01:20:49,238
- People, welcome to state high in...
- Not in scenario Fuchs.
1034
01:20:52,980 --> 01:20:54,710
- I got you, Harper.
- Look. Officer Dill.
1035
01:20:54,783 --> 01:20:56,915
No, you look.
You're under arrest.
1036
01:21:09,831 --> 01:21:11,723
Ohh, my God.
1037
01:21:16,337 --> 01:21:18,931
Holy shit.
1038
01:21:19,007 --> 01:21:21,337
Bevins, stay with Harper.
1039
01:21:22,878 --> 01:21:26,675
- God, he's such a dildo.
- What?
1040
01:21:28,149 --> 01:21:30,017
Go on, get out of here.
Get out of here.
1041
01:21:30,085 --> 01:21:32,683
- Let's Go.
- Come on.
1042
01:21:32,704 --> 01:21:35,184
Homie's truck blew up man.
1043
01:21:35,257 --> 01:21:38,522
Mom, yeah.
1044
01:21:38,593 --> 01:21:41,721
My truck just blew up.
I don't know.
1045
01:21:41,996 --> 01:21:44,764
No. Don't yell at me.
1046
01:21:45,732 --> 01:21:47,997
Harper, what the hell is this?
1047
01:21:48,109 --> 01:21:50,262
Pretty damn cool.
1048
01:21:51,238 --> 01:21:53,733
Mr. Fuchs, It's All Bullshit.
1049
01:21:54,608 --> 01:21:58,108
I.A.B.
"It's All Bullshit".
1050
01:21:59,614 --> 01:22:01,782
I just thought you might
wanna know.
1051
01:22:07,656 --> 01:22:10,017
This is gonna get me
to film school, for sure.
1052
01:22:10,091 --> 01:22:12,724
Hi, Paul.
1053
01:22:12,794 --> 01:22:15,489
- You were awesome.
- Thank you, baby.
1054
01:22:15,513 --> 01:22:18,398
- Ohh, Paul, tell me you got that.
- I got that.
1055
01:22:18,416 --> 01:22:20,261
The I.A.B. Sees all.
1056
01:22:21,403 --> 01:22:22,668
So cool.
1057
01:22:22,937 --> 01:22:25,738
So Zachary, the boys do nice work?
1058
01:22:27,942 --> 01:22:30,109
Yeah they do.
1059
01:22:30,778 --> 01:22:34,578
Thanks.
Thanks for everything.
1060
01:22:35,983 --> 01:22:39,214
- We gotta run.
- Hey, kid...
1061
01:22:39,287 --> 01:22:42,549
There is an extra 10 in it for you
if you bring her back cherry.
1062
01:22:45,226 --> 01:22:47,524
BJ, you're a bad boy.
1063
01:22:48,295 --> 01:22:51,556
Seven years and I've
never missed a homecoming.
1064
01:22:51,592 --> 01:22:55,232
And I never will.
1065
01:22:55,437 --> 01:22:57,364
I'll love you forever.
1066
01:22:57,388 --> 01:22:59,766
Double head for BJ.
1067
01:23:00,041 --> 01:23:02,969
I'm with you, pal.
I'm with you.
1068
01:23:04,044 --> 01:23:06,911
Yes, yes, at West Valley
high school.
1069
01:23:06,981 --> 01:23:09,272
There has been an explosion.
1070
01:23:09,280 --> 01:23:11,848
The main field.
1071
01:23:12,220 --> 01:23:13,080
Excus...
1072
01:23:17,325 --> 01:23:21,286
- You.
- Lieutenant, you remember.
1073
01:23:21,362 --> 01:23:23,662
That is so sweet.
1074
01:23:24,799 --> 01:23:26,926
You.
1075
01:23:27,002 --> 01:23:28,401
You, You, You...
1076
01:23:36,277 --> 01:23:38,875
So are you still mad at me?
1077
01:23:45,653 --> 01:23:47,946
Furious, can you tell?
1078
01:23:53,260 --> 01:23:56,460
Bevins, get over here
give me a hand.
1079
01:24:00,234 --> 01:24:03,767
Who's that douchebag,
who got us this fire extinguisher?
1080
01:24:08,175 --> 01:24:09,737
There you have it.
1081
01:24:09,741 --> 01:24:12,011
My page in the dirty deeds legend.
1082
01:24:12,080 --> 01:24:14,981
You might ask what's
the gain from any of this.
1083
01:24:15,150 --> 01:24:16,740
Do I need to say any more?
1084
01:24:25,242 --> 01:24:45,158
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