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Previously
onBob Hearts Abishola...
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Ooh, steamy, huh?
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It is Africa, Bob.
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So, what's the plan?
Settle in, shower,
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get Dele, take another shower?
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We're going straight to Dele.
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[exhales]
Just trying to do you a favor, but okay.
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Where's my son?He's in his room.
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Dele?
DELE: You'll never
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[groans]Dele!
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[door opens]
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Mom?
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Dele is thriving in Lagos.
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Here he will attend
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the best school
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and be around people
who share his culture.
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But he won't have you.
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I've always done
what's best for him.
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I cannot let this be
the one time I do not.
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[excited shouts]
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Tunde! Hey!
How long has it been!
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Come in!Too long!
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Come inside!
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Eh-eh."Eh-eh" what?
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We have not had a
formal introduction between you and my family.
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Until then, you cannot
step foot in this house.
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[overlapping chatter]
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Mmm. This is delicious.
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What do they call it?
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Guinness.
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They have everything
over here.
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Domino's Pizza, KFC, cars.
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What, did you think we ate bugs
and rode buffaloes?
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Hey, Black Pantherjust
came out-- I'm still learning.
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Look at Abishola's
hot cousin.
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You think he needs
a green card?
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He owns three
pharmacies in Atlanta.
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But does he need
a green card?
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Mom, you're drinking?
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Lighten up, honey.
It's a wedding.
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This isn't the wedding.
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Then what the hell
am I doing here?
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I told you,
it's the introduction ceremony.
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As the elder
of our family,
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it's your job to give a speech
on my behalf.
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Well, that's fine.
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Beer makes me chatty.
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If everyone could please take
their seats?
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Mr. Bob Wheeler,
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what brings you before
the members of my family today?
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Uh, as is custom,
I am here to have my family
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meet yours.You have brought
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an elder with you.
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Please have them introduce you
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and explain why our families
should be joined together.
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FYI, she's fresh off a stroke.
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[whispers]:
I'm just lowering the bar.
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Help me.
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E kasan,
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Mr. and Mrs.
Odegbami.
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I am Dorothy Wheeler,
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and I am proud to say
that I'm Bob's mother.
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He is a kind
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and caring man,
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and he has always taken care
of his family.
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And I know he'll move
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heaven and earth
to take care of your daughter.
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Obafemi,
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Ebunoluwa,
we are honored
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to be guests in your home.
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Bow me!
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[clears throat]
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Thanks, Ma.
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EBUNOLUWA:
And next,
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we will hear
from Mr. Bob Wheeler.
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Good luck following that.
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["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing]
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We have so many blessings
to be thankful for.
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My beautiful daughter.
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She has made me
so proud
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by giving me a grandson
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and also by becoming
a world-class heart surgeon.
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She doesn't know
you're a nurse?
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Oh, she knows.
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And now she is marrying Bob,
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millionaire businessman,
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with a sock company bigger
than Nike and Adidas combined.
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Isn't that right, Bob?
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Yes, Mum.Mm.
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It feels like just yesterday
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when I introduced Bob
to Abishola.
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[scoffs]Which was
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after I looked
into his prospects
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and investigated
his business dealings.
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It is amazing you did
all that from here
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while I was the one in America.
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Yes, it is amazing.
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Iam amazing.
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E kaasan,Uncle.
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E kaasan,Uncle.
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Oh.
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[sighs]
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Speak.
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Mr. Odegbami, it's
an honor to meet you.
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I promise to provide your
daughter with a wonderful life.
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One where each moment
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is filled with joy,
love and fun.
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But not too much fun.
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I mean, we'll work a lot.
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We'll barely see each other,
really.
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One bag of salt,
one bottle of pure honey,
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41 kilos of yam,
one kilogram kola nuts...
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Is this a grocery list?
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Bride price.
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Cheaper than my first wife.
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[chuckles]
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Bow and go!
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Bowango.
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Bow and go.
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Oh.
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Granny and Auntie
are arguing
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about which one of them
named me.
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I named you.
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That's what I said,
but they said I wasn't born yet,
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what do I know?
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Nigeria will be good for you.
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I do feel different here.
I don't know what it is.
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You are happy.
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I will miss you.
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You have the best
of both worlds.
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Six months with your father
and six months with me.
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And you can
always come home.
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Always.
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Unless you take drugs.
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Or fail a test.
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Look who just wowed
an older gentleman
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and got
the bride price list.Ah.
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Such an antiquated
and sexist tradition.
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So I shouldn't do it?
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Of course you should.
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It's tradition.
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It will be an honor.
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I'm just worried
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I won't have time
to write my vows.
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Nigerian weddings
do not have vows.
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Well, that makes sense.
I mean, why bother telling
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the whole world
how much I love you
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when the yams and nuts
speak for themselves?
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Yeah, one kilogram of your
best kola nuts, please.
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Of course, sir.Ah.
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I got this.
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You don't have to do that.You're my big brother,
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my best friend--
the least I could do
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is help you purchase your wife
from her father.
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Thanks, pal.
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[groans]
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These taste like ass.
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Well, keep chewing.
Maybe it gets better.
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No, still ass.
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[laughs]
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[computer rings]
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Hello, Mr. Wheeler.
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E kasanfrom Lagos.
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E kasan.
How is everything going?
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It's going great.
We wish you were here.
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We wish we were invited.
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It feels so strange that you
are there and we are here
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running your sock business.
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You once said you could
not get married without us,
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and yet you are.
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As if socks are more important
than friendship.
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Totally!
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Hey, listen, have you guys
ever heard of eja osan?
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Oh, it is a very delicious
and expensive fish.
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We're in Balogun Market.
Do they have it here?
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You are in Balogun?
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I used to go there
with my grandmother.
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Oh, she's sick now.
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It would have been nice
to see her one last time.
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We're by the suitcases.
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Is it by the suitcases?
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[oohing and aahing]
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You look beautiful, Mummy.
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It's great,
Auntie Ebunoluwa.
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Thank you.
I told Bimpe
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I wanted enough crystals
to blind my enemies.
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BIMPE:
I will bring
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the rest of the dresses.
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I'll be able to cha-cha
down the aisle
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by the time she gets back.
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For each of you, I had
Bimpe make an iroand buba,
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a wrap skirt
with a matching blouse
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adorned with jewels,
just like mine.
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Mm-hmm. It's the traditional
Yoruba attire that we wear
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for weddings and funerals.
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And if done right,
you will look so good,
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even the dead person
will be jealous.
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[laughter]
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[oohing and aahing]
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How does it look?
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Ah. Absolutely stunning,
Auntie Olu.
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Gorgeous.
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It's just like
Auntie Ebun's.
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But better.
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Yes, you do look beautiful
in that dress.
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Thank you, sister.
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I will wear it.
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What?
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I am the mother
of the bride.
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It is only right that
I have the best dress.
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CHRISTINA:
Other than the bride,
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of course.
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No!
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Take off your dress
and give it to me.
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But the dress is mine.
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Abishola,
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there seems to be
some confusion.
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Could you remind us
who your mother is?
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You are.
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And?
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And the function of a wedding
is to honor our elders.
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Especially the mother.
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I will go change.
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I will try my dress on later.
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[drumming rhythm of "Let's Go"
by the Routers]
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Let's go!
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Let's go!Let's go!
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What is going on?
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An ududrum? That
is not on the list.
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Oh, we got all the stuff.
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Now we're just going
for extra credit.
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You're not getting "stuff."
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You are acknowledging
our traditions.
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Every item
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has a deeper meaning.
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I'm sure we can make up
something for the drum.
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Do you know why
you're getting yams?
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Because they're
on the list.
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Because they represent how
you will provide for your wife.
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A skinny yam
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means a starving wife.
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Is this the finest
yam in the market?
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I don't know. I just grabbed it.
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You "just grabbed it."
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Bob.
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This is aboutshowing
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Abishola's father what
kind of man you are.
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A man who takes his time to
find the best of the best.
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I'll get fatter yams!
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No. No.
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No!
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The only thing you got
right are these kola nuts.
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Hey, I got those.
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Well done.
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Happy to help.
You see, Bob,
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all her father wants to know
is that she's safe
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and taken care of.
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Listen to your brother.
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Thank you all
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for coming to help celebrate
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this wonderful woman.
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I have always
wanted to have
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a sister,
and now my dream has come true.
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I love you, Abishola.
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You don't have to say it back.
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Kemi, your turn.
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00:12:18,302 --> 00:12:21,001
Yeah, Abishola knows
what I think of her.
268
00:12:21,044 --> 00:12:21,958
I do.
269
00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:24,265
Okay, then.
270
00:12:24,308 --> 00:12:25,745
Mom?
271
00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:28,791
I already talked
at the not-wedding.
272
00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:31,794
I guess you'll make
your next toast at my wedding.
273
00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:33,927
Sure.
274
00:12:35,363 --> 00:12:37,495
Auntie Ebunoluwa?
Auntie Olu?
275
00:12:37,539 --> 00:12:40,368
I'm not sure
I'm allowed to speak.
276
00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:42,631
Perhaps you do not have
much to say.
277
00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:44,851
Oh, I have plenty of things
to say.
278
00:12:44,894 --> 00:12:45,765
ABISHOLA:Eh-eh,
279
00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:47,854
I will speak.
280
00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:49,333
Christina,
281
00:12:49,377 --> 00:12:50,813
thank you for putting
282
00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:51,988
all of this together.
283
00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:54,338
Oh. I love you, Abishola.
284
00:12:56,558 --> 00:12:59,169
Again, you don't have
to say it back.
285
00:12:59,213 --> 00:13:01,476
Mummy,
286
00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:03,086
thank you for everything
you have done for me.
287
00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:04,131
I appreciate
your support,
288
00:13:04,174 --> 00:13:06,133
even when I make what you call
289
00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:08,483
"stupid" decisions.
290
00:13:08,526 --> 00:13:09,701
And, Auntie,
291
00:13:09,745 --> 00:13:11,442
if not for you,
292
00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:13,009
I would never have opened
the door
293
00:13:13,053 --> 00:13:14,402
and let Bob into my life.
294
00:13:15,185 --> 00:13:16,056
I still can't believe
295
00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:17,971
that you and Uncle followed him
296
00:13:18,014 --> 00:13:20,147
and sat outside his house
all night.
297
00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:21,583
[laughter]
298
00:13:21,626 --> 00:13:24,542
We had to make sure
he was not a serial killer.
299
00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:28,633
All of this would have been
impossible without you.
300
00:13:28,677 --> 00:13:31,723
You are like the daughter
I never had.
301
00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:34,335
Because she is
mydaughter that Ihad.
302
00:13:34,378 --> 00:13:36,816
Ah. You are both
very important to me now.
303
00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:38,730
But I am more important.
304
00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:40,515
Buckle up, ladies.
305
00:13:40,558 --> 00:13:41,951
AUNTIE OLU:
I was the one
306
00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:44,475
who took care of her when
her husband abandoned her.
307
00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:46,956
I was there for the first
20 years of her life.
308
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,697
And I am there for her now!
309
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,483
I was the one who pushed her
out of my body!
310
00:13:52,527 --> 00:13:54,311
And I was the one
311
00:13:54,355 --> 00:13:58,098
who fed her goat milk
because your breasts were dry![pounds table]
312
00:13:58,141 --> 00:14:02,363
Eh-eh! If my breasts are dry,
your womb is a desert!
313
00:14:03,494 --> 00:14:07,150
It's nice not being the
embarrassing family for once.
314
00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:08,543
Right?
315
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,720
You have always
been jealous of me!
316
00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:13,765
...Abishola's mother!
Abishola's mother!Shame on you!
317
00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:25,516
Ladies and gentlemen,
the Odegbami family
318
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,214
are here to celebrate
319
00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:29,694
the joining,
the union of their family
320
00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:31,305
with the Bob Wheelers.
321
00:14:31,348 --> 00:14:32,959
All the way
322
00:14:33,002 --> 00:14:36,963
from the most beautiful city
in the United States...
323
00:14:37,006 --> 00:14:39,052
Detroit, Michigan.
324
00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:41,402
Ah-ah, put your hands together
325
00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:43,926
for Bob Wheeler
and the Bob Wheeler
326
00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:44,884
family!
327
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,973
♪
328
00:14:47,016 --> 00:14:50,063
[clapping to rhythm
of lively music]
329
00:14:59,159 --> 00:15:00,812
[music fading]
330
00:15:00,856 --> 00:15:02,292
Bob Wheeler,
331
00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:04,686
why have you come here today?
332
00:15:04,729 --> 00:15:07,428
Uh, to marry
the beautiful Abishola.
333
00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:09,691
Eh, but, you know,
334
00:15:09,734 --> 00:15:12,563
one does not just come
and marry a Yoruba woman.
335
00:15:12,607 --> 00:15:14,087
[panting]:
Way ahead of you.
336
00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:20,571
As a sign of respect
to her family,
337
00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:22,573
we prostrate at your feet.
338
00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:25,098
Get off.
339
00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:33,236
[applause]That is my boy.
340
00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:38,502
You were right.
341
00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:43,768
♪ Bring out the bride o!
342
00:15:43,812 --> 00:15:46,293
[whooping]♪ Yeah
343
00:15:48,599 --> 00:15:50,471
♪ Yeah
344
00:15:53,909 --> 00:15:55,084
♪ Baby Fresh on the beat
345
00:15:55,128 --> 00:15:57,434
♪ And it's killing them
all, of course ♪
346
00:15:57,478 --> 00:15:59,001
♪ It's killing them all,
of course ♪
347
00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:02,222
♪ Make we scatter
this place tonight ♪
348
00:16:03,658 --> 00:16:06,313
[others cheering]♪ Dance and sweatin'
like say na fight ♪
349
00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:11,883
♪ We must to settle
this thing tonight, yeah ♪
350
00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:15,017
♪ Come let us catch
some feelings for night, eh ♪
351
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:18,978
♪ And if you tell me say make,
I bend low ♪
352
00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:20,327
♪ Bend low, bend low
353
00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:23,678
♪ I no go waste time
but to do like so... ♪
354
00:16:23,721 --> 00:16:25,810
This is so much better
than my first wedding.
355
00:16:25,854 --> 00:16:28,422
[laughs]:
Mine, too.
356
00:16:28,465 --> 00:16:29,814
[cheering]
357
00:16:29,858 --> 00:16:33,514
♪ This loving loving
no be chop and go, eh ♪
358
00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:34,863
♪ Na because of...
359
00:16:36,386 --> 00:16:38,519
How are you enjoying
360
00:16:38,562 --> 00:16:40,303
mydaughter's wedding?
361
00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:41,739
Mummy.
362
00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:42,740
My sister...
363
00:16:45,352 --> 00:16:48,311
You have done
a wonderful job.
364
00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:49,356
I know.
365
00:16:49,399 --> 00:16:51,184
And you were right,
366
00:16:51,227 --> 00:16:53,490
the dress is
magnificent on you.
367
00:16:53,534 --> 00:16:54,970
Thank you.
368
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:58,234
Excuse me. More people need
to see how good I look.
369
00:17:01,716 --> 00:17:02,717
Thank you, Auntie.
370
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,762
She can have you
for today.
371
00:17:04,806 --> 00:17:07,722
I get you for all the others.
372
00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:10,507
♪
373
00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:13,467
Gloria, isn't this wonderful?
374
00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:15,077
I'm so sorry
you couldn't be here
375
00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:16,731
to see how beautiful I look.
376
00:17:16,774 --> 00:17:18,689
You mean your breasts look.
377
00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:20,343
Yes.
378
00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:21,692
Do me a favor,
379
00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:23,520
point the camera
toward your face.
380
00:17:23,564 --> 00:17:26,480
Gettin' a virtual motorboat.
[blabbers]
381
00:17:26,523 --> 00:17:27,959
Fine.
382
00:17:28,003 --> 00:17:31,485
I got to say, this is the way
to go to a wedding.
383
00:17:31,528 --> 00:17:34,140
It must be nice to not have
to wear uncomfortable shoes.
384
00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:35,271
Uncomfortable shoes?
385
00:17:35,315 --> 00:17:37,317
Hell, I ain't wearing pants.
386
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:39,362
[Kemi chuckles]
387
00:17:44,324 --> 00:17:46,108
Your Yoruba is very good.
388
00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:47,631
Thank you.
389
00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:49,459
I'm Christina, Bob's sister.
390
00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:52,375
I am Dapo,
Abishola's second cousin.
391
00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:54,247
Second cousin?
392
00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:56,379
Hmm. So it wouldn't be weird
393
00:17:56,423 --> 00:17:59,339
if we got married
and made beautiful babies.
394
00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:02,603
Excuse me.
395
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:06,346
I'll convert to any religion.
396
00:18:07,608 --> 00:18:09,349
I mean,
maybe I'd do better over here.
397
00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:12,787
Get myself a little stall
in the market, sell fabrics.
398
00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:14,615
Seems like a nice life.
399
00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:18,401
Douglas, are you under the
influence of drugs or alcohol?
400
00:18:18,445 --> 00:18:19,576
Yes!
401
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:21,361
And yes!
402
00:18:21,404 --> 00:18:23,232
We also have been drinking.
403
00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:25,278
We had a glass
of Mr. Wheeler's nice whiskey
404
00:18:25,321 --> 00:18:28,194
to toast him on his special day.And it was so good,
405
00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:30,370
we had to have several more.
406
00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:32,546
GOODWIN:
Do not be disappointed.
407
00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:33,895
We are off the clock.
408
00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:34,939
To Mr. Wheeler!
409
00:18:34,983 --> 00:18:36,680
To Mr. Wheeler!
410
00:18:36,724 --> 00:18:37,812
Love you guys.
411
00:18:37,855 --> 00:18:40,119
I still can't believe
you didn't come.
412
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:42,991
Again, we were not invited.
413
00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:48,214
["Olo Mi" by Tosin Martins
playing, lyrics in Yoruba]
414
00:18:50,781 --> 00:18:52,653
Bob Wheeler,
415
00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:56,483
sometimes we do not know
what we need in our lives
416
00:18:56,526 --> 00:18:58,093
until it's there.
417
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,922
I did not know
I needed laughter.
418
00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:05,318
I did not know I needed
your kindness and love.
419
00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:07,668
I promise to pray for you
420
00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:10,758
and love you always.
421
00:19:10,801 --> 00:19:13,239
Thank you.
422
00:19:13,282 --> 00:19:15,632
Kind of sounded like vows.
423
00:19:15,676 --> 00:19:18,287
Yes, husband.
Now, where are mine?
424
00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:21,508
Husband.
Boy, I like the sound of that.
425
00:19:22,509 --> 00:19:25,251
Abishola, from the
moment I met you,
426
00:19:25,294 --> 00:19:28,645
you've been pushing me to be
a better version of myself.
427
00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:30,386
You took care of my heart,
428
00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:33,694
and I promise you I will
take care of yours.
429
00:19:33,737 --> 00:19:36,479
I will spend every day
making sure you are safe,
430
00:19:36,523 --> 00:19:38,351
happy and loved.
431
00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:40,701
♪
432
00:19:45,488 --> 00:19:46,489
[music stops]
433
00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:48,491
BOB:
Did we just lose power?
434
00:19:48,535 --> 00:19:50,493
ABISHOLA:
Welcome to Nigeria, Bob.
435
00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:54,323
ALL:
Up Nepa!
436
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:56,412
["Olo Mi" continues]
437
00:20:07,945 --> 00:20:10,687
["Olo Mi" continues]
438
00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:12,733
♪
439
00:20:21,394 --> 00:20:28,488
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