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Fuck you guys want?
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It's the recap shit.
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What, you guys miss
last week's episode?
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Eh, we should probably
show it to 'em.
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I guess.
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Go!
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You want to volunteer?
Here?
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Yes, sir.
In need of some documentation,
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community service.
Trying to get into West Point.
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Only takes three or four minutes
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if you get the, uh,
hose on the tailpipe right.
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You're killing dogs?
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All right, well,
you guys just relax.
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Just die naturally.
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Where are all
the female employees?
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At the woman's march!
Selling pussy hats.
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"Jugs"?
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I lied to you this morning.
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- There is a woman on my site.
- Who?
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Me.
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A-are they giving you
your meds in there?
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I-I'm protecting
defenseless lambs from having
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their emotional and physical
spirits slaughtered.
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Gallagher!
You made bail.
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Your disciples!
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We crowd sourced your bail
to get you out.
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Gay Jesus!
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- Commercial real estate?
- Yeah,
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you're the one
who told me to invest.
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Max Whitford's just gonna try
and fuck you, trust me.
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You seem savvy.
We're putting in
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another Sunset Brooks
senior care center.
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You'd need a hundred to play.
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Then I got a hundred
in my pocket.
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We did it.
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- I need a sponsor.
- Me?
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Helping another AA member's
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a hell of a lot better
for your sobriety
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than chasing after a kid
who's not yours.
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Uh, I'll sponsor you.
Come on.
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We someone who will promote
and protect our values!
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What about Mo White?
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Let's make Chicago White again!
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Mo White?
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Yeah. Who are you?
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Your country needs you.
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Uh-huh.
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♪ Think of all
the luck you got ♪
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♪ Know that
it's not for naught ♪
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♪ You were beaming
once before ♪
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♪ But it's not like that
anymore ♪
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♪ What is this downside ♪
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♪ That you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ You're so sure of? ♪
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♪ Round up
the friends you got ♪
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♪ Know that
they're not for naught ♪
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♪ You were willing
once before ♪
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♪ But it's not like that
anymore ♪
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♪ What is this downside ♪
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♪ That you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ You're so sure of? ♪
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That'll show those
misogynistic motherfuckers.
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Fuck, yes!
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Only two dicks left.
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Clearly you haven't had
much experience
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around a dick.
It's more like this.
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Ooh.
Hey.
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- En garde!
- Ooh!
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Ooh!
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Shh, shh!
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Yeah, we're gonna get busted.
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Okay, who's next?
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Uh, this one.
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Oh, hell, no.
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Yo, yo,
Darryl fucking Feathers, man!
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He was the foreman
at my last job.
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Oh, shit.
This one gets two dicks.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Um...
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The fuck you doing?
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Waiting.
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- Waiting for what?
- Shim.
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Good morning,
my indigenous South Siders!
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Don't mind me.
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Just showing our support
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for a better tomorrow.
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Huh?
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Hi.
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W-what's a "shim"?
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Shim. God.
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But God doesn't have a gender,
or maybe it's both genders,
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so she, him... Shim.
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Mother-father God.
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And you're waiting
for Shim to...
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Talk to me.
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Tell me what to do next.
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Does that happen a lot?
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Used to all the time in jail,
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but since I've been out,
nothing.
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That's because
it never happened.
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Shim,
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a higher power,
the great I Am, Great Spirit...
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call it whatever you want...
but it ain't talking to you.
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And we weren't talking to you.
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Enlightenment, or whatever
these new-fangled
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hippy-dippy religions
are selling,
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is a waste of time.
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Gay Jesus, Taoism,
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Scientology, Christian Science,
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Joel Osteen, Deepak Chopra...
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It's like going
to one of those flaky schools
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where the students create
their own curriculum,
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then don't get graded on it.
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Religion isn't a startup, Ian.
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You want God to talk to you,
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you gotta stick with
the classics: Buddhism,
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Judaism, Christianity.
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And if you break the rules,
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you burn in hell
for all eternity.
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And there's your enlightenment.
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In the meantime,
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I shall be saving the South Side
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from the endless caravan
of immigrants.
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All right.
You guys should get going, huh?
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Come on.
You don't want to be late
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for your first day.
of public school.
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That's the one thing
they care about.
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Oh, wait.
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Oh.
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There.
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Later.
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Hey, buddy, Liam,
might want to lose the tie.
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No?
Okay.
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We're making sandwiches
now, Pops?
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You think that's weird?
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♪ It ain't hard to see ♪
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♪ What's going on with me ♪
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♪ Got what I want ♪
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♪ And a little bit
of what I need ♪
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♪ Something smooth
so fine so sweet ♪
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♪ Something good's
got ahold of me ♪
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♪ Make it hard
for anyone to leave ♪
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♪ When we gotta... ♪
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Here you go, Miss Riley.
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I can assure you,
there was no suffering.
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Bless you, sweet boy.
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Sparky's in a better place.
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Mm.
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We done?
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Ta-da!
What do you think?
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It's an empty lot.
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Yeah, 1/10th of which
belongs to me.
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But it's not about
what it looks like now.
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It's about what it's gonna be.
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You're looking
at the future site
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of Sunset Brook Senior Care,
phase two.
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It's nice, huh?
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Hm.
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"Hm"?
What is "hm"?
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Well, just seems
like they could've put
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a bit more money
into the architecture,
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you know?
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Well, they're going for a
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really simple, practical,
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kind of European vibe.
I love it.
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Yeah, well,
it's definitely practical.
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Is this the thing
Whitford sucked you into?
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Whitford didn't suck me
into anything.
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I invested
in a limited partnership.
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So Max Whitford
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makes all the decisions?
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The general partner does, yes.
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It's an LLC, which means
my liability is limited,
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so I can't get sued
by some junkie roofer.
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Ah, so you can only lose
all your investment,
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- which was how much again?
- 100,000.
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- 100,000?
- Mm-hm.
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- Dollars?
- With a 30% return
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expected in less than a year.
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Come on.
Still got 12 blocks to go.
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♪ Cloudland's "Restart"
plays ♪
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Christ.
Seriously?
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Don't worry, Sparky.
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I'm gonna be with you here
till the end.
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♪ Please take the pride... ♪
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"Pablo would like
to play and run.
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He'd spend his day
in the bright, warm sun."
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♪ Please take my heart ♪
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♪ Oh, this is how
we restart ♪
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Hey. Morning.
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Sorry. The meeting's
done already?
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Uh, they're just getting
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- started... there you go.
- Hey, man.
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Thanks for letting me call you
at 2:00 a.m.
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Yeah, that's what sponsors
are for, you know?
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Could I get you
to sign my court sheet?
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Yeah, look, you gotta
be on time, though, all right?
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I don't sign for short-timers.
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Sorry.
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It's all right.
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Hello?
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Shit.
Is she okay?
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Yeah.
All right, okay.
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Yeah, I'll be right there.
Yo, I gotta go, all right?
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My kid's in the emergency room.
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You have a kid?
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We need more dicks.
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I know!
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So I know these women in my
trade school welding class.
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- I think they can help.
- Mm, cool.
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You know if you mouth
the words "olive juice,"
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it looks like you're saying
"I love you"?
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- What?
- Watch.
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Oh, my God.
It totally does.
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Right?
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Yeah, I don't have
many straight friends.
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I kind of like this.
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Me too.
I like having a gay friend.
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How old were you when
you realized you were gay?
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Uh, the second
they slapped my ass
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and cut the umbilical cord.
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Okay.
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Oh, shit. Look.
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Luh-luh-look.
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I love it.
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Hey.
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What the hell?
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They made a list
of the rapiest bars
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in the South Side,
and The Alibi's number one?
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I haven't raped anybody in here.
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No one's ever raped
anyone in here!
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At least not in the inside.
Out in the alleyway, maybe.
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But I knew people thought
The Alibi was shitty,
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but now they think we're rapey?
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- Who says we're rapey?
- Some stupid article.
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Give it to me.
Who wrote it?
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Bethany Pickford-Watson.
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Of course she has
two last names.
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Does she look familiar to you?
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- Oh, probably some lesbo.
- No. No.
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- I'd hit that for sure.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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"They even pay black prostitutes
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with fake boobs to walk around
in short skirts."
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I'ma kill that bitch.
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This is so unfair.
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I mean, look around.
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W-w-what's so rapey
about this place, anyway?
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♪ Do your thing, girl ♪
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♪ What's your preference ♪
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♪ Man of your dreams
or a death wish ♪
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♪ Somebody
to live on the edge with ♪
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♪ I get nasty
voice get raspy ♪
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♪ I won't tell
if you harass me ♪
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♪ If you got a man
dump that lame ♪
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♪ And bring it over here
back up and dump that thing ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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I don't know, V.
Maybe this place
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- is a little rapey.
- You think?
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Craig has his dick out
right now.
263
00:12:05,180 --> 00:12:06,888
Craig! Damn it, man!
264
00:12:06,971 --> 00:12:08,263
Ball bag was hot.
265
00:12:10,180 --> 00:12:12,888
Just a little pop quiz
266
00:12:12,971 --> 00:12:15,180
to see how your weekend was.
267
00:12:15,263 --> 00:12:18,305
Just kidding.
It's actually ten questions
268
00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:21,555
to see if you remember
how to diagram a sentence.
269
00:12:24,514 --> 00:12:26,305
Liam.
270
00:12:26,389 --> 00:12:27,846
Since this is your first day,
271
00:12:27,930 --> 00:12:29,846
I don't expect you
to know any of this.
272
00:12:29,930 --> 00:12:31,472
Just do the best you can.
273
00:12:31,555 --> 00:12:34,097
Begin.
274
00:12:36,263 --> 00:12:38,055
Psst.
275
00:12:38,138 --> 00:12:40,305
Psst, hey.
276
00:12:59,472 --> 00:13:01,888
Greetings, fellow men
of leisure!
277
00:13:01,971 --> 00:13:04,222
I brought free shit for ya,
278
00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:06,347
so wear it with pride.
279
00:13:06,430 --> 00:13:09,055
I got hats.
Here you go.
280
00:13:09,138 --> 00:13:10,930
Hats for everyone.
281
00:13:11,013 --> 00:13:13,055
V, can I get a little, um...
282
00:13:13,138 --> 00:13:14,805
What else have I got?
Oh!
283
00:13:14,888 --> 00:13:16,180
T-shirts.
Check these out.
284
00:13:16,263 --> 00:13:17,805
Pass 'em down there.
285
00:13:17,888 --> 00:13:19,846
These are cool.
One size fits all.
286
00:13:19,930 --> 00:13:23,263
What else do I have?
Bumper stickers.
287
00:13:23,347 --> 00:13:25,305
Here, pass those down,
would you?
288
00:13:25,389 --> 00:13:28,597
And, of course, it wouldn't be
a political campaign
289
00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:30,430
without buttons.
290
00:13:32,097 --> 00:13:33,888
Thank you, V.
291
00:13:35,721 --> 00:13:38,222
"Mo White: Mo Better."
292
00:13:38,305 --> 00:13:39,930
You know that's racist, right?
293
00:13:40,013 --> 00:13:42,680
And, needless to say,
294
00:13:42,763 --> 00:13:45,180
your political contributions
are welcome
295
00:13:45,263 --> 00:13:47,514
and most appreciated.
296
00:13:47,597 --> 00:13:49,930
Are you joking me?
297
00:13:50,013 --> 00:13:52,430
Need I remind you,
gentlemen and lady,
298
00:13:52,514 --> 00:13:54,180
what is at stake here?
299
00:13:54,263 --> 00:13:56,930
No one is protecting us.
300
00:13:57,013 --> 00:13:59,222
Mo White is our only hope.
301
00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:01,514
You sure this isn't
about the money, Frank?
302
00:14:01,597 --> 00:14:04,222
Of course it's about the money,
Tommy!
303
00:14:04,305 --> 00:14:08,389
Contributions are the lifeblood
of a political campaign.
304
00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:11,389
Do you really think the Ruiz
or Wyman campaign
305
00:14:11,472 --> 00:14:13,680
gives a shit about us?
306
00:14:13,763 --> 00:14:15,305
Hell, no!
307
00:14:15,389 --> 00:14:17,013
They're too busy whining
308
00:14:17,097 --> 00:14:21,097
about equality
and cultural heritage.
309
00:14:21,180 --> 00:14:23,763
They're not even
from the South Side!
310
00:14:25,138 --> 00:14:26,930
And I don't know that they were
311
00:14:27,013 --> 00:14:28,138
born in this country.
312
00:14:28,222 --> 00:14:30,514
Ruiz?
313
00:14:30,597 --> 00:14:33,514
The hell kind of a name is that?
314
00:14:33,597 --> 00:14:35,971
I'd like to see
that birth certificate.
315
00:14:41,930 --> 00:14:45,680
Mo White will fight
for the things we care about.
316
00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:52,888
Thank you, man.
Thank you. Gentlemen?
317
00:14:52,971 --> 00:14:54,639
Come on, guys. Let's do this.
318
00:14:54,721 --> 00:14:56,472
I know.
It's a bitter pill.
319
00:14:56,555 --> 00:14:59,430
We gotta do it for our own good.
320
00:14:59,514 --> 00:15:01,680
Here you go.
There you go.
321
00:15:01,763 --> 00:15:04,013
Don't look at me like that.
Come on. Come on.
322
00:15:04,097 --> 00:15:06,180
- Guys, come on.
- Come on. South Side!
323
00:15:06,263 --> 00:15:07,347
It's important.
324
00:15:07,430 --> 00:15:09,680
Fine.
325
00:15:09,763 --> 00:15:12,305
I'm not even gonna ask.
326
00:15:12,389 --> 00:15:15,263
If you will excuse me...
327
00:15:17,305 --> 00:15:18,846
I got some winnin' to do.
328
00:15:20,721 --> 00:15:22,888
Make sure you vote!
329
00:15:25,097 --> 00:15:26,555
I still can't believe
you invested
330
00:15:26,639 --> 00:15:28,555
$100,000 in a vacant lot.
331
00:15:28,639 --> 00:15:30,514
Yep.
Signing the papers tonight,
332
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,514
and then we're gonna flip it
quick.
333
00:15:32,597 --> 00:15:35,971
Ah, I'm meeting him at 7:00.
334
00:15:36,055 --> 00:15:38,347
Does Whitford even know
about me?
335
00:15:38,430 --> 00:15:40,055
Huh?
336
00:15:40,138 --> 00:15:42,555
Does he know about me,
that we're together?
337
00:15:42,639 --> 00:15:44,721
Yeah, we talked about you.
338
00:15:44,805 --> 00:15:46,639
Hm.
339
00:15:46,721 --> 00:15:48,888
Who are you selling it to?
340
00:15:48,971 --> 00:15:50,763
Sunset Brook.
341
00:15:50,846 --> 00:15:52,514
They're in negotiations
to buy the land.
342
00:15:52,597 --> 00:15:53,472
Hi!
343
00:15:53,555 --> 00:15:55,347
So the deal isn't done yet?
344
00:15:55,430 --> 00:15:56,763
Why are you shitting
on my parade?
345
00:15:56,846 --> 00:15:58,763
Just because you don't think
it's a good idea
346
00:15:58,846 --> 00:16:00,472
doesn't mean you gotta be
a dick about it.
347
00:16:00,555 --> 00:16:02,472
I'm not trying to be a dick.
348
00:16:02,555 --> 00:16:06,305
I'm just saying
that it might be...
349
00:16:06,389 --> 00:16:08,013
I thought we were
gonna eat together.
350
00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:09,888
We can't sit at the table
like normal human beings?
351
00:16:09,971 --> 00:16:11,888
Yeah, but then
the fries get cold.
352
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,389
- Who likes cold French fries?
- Well you didn't even
353
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:15,263
order fries.
Those are my fries.
354
00:16:15,347 --> 00:16:16,555
Well, here.
You can't eat them all.
355
00:16:16,639 --> 00:16:18,888
Thank you very much.
356
00:16:20,971 --> 00:16:23,097
Listen, for the record,
I do fully support you.
357
00:16:23,180 --> 00:16:26,222
Phase two is...
is gonna be great.
358
00:16:26,305 --> 00:16:27,805
Well, don't just say it
'cause you think
359
00:16:27,888 --> 00:16:29,097
it's what I want to hear.
Be honest.
360
00:16:29,180 --> 00:16:30,389
I was being honest,
and then you told me
361
00:16:30,472 --> 00:16:31,930
I was shitting all over
your parade.
362
00:16:32,013 --> 00:16:33,680
Can I have
my cheeseburger, please?
363
00:16:33,763 --> 00:16:34,805
Yeah.
364
00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:37,389
Thank you.
365
00:16:37,472 --> 00:16:38,846
I'll be at the table.
366
00:16:38,930 --> 00:16:39,971
Mm-hm.
367
00:17:03,097 --> 00:17:06,680
Look, I've never been
to a Buddhist temple before.
368
00:17:06,763 --> 00:17:09,971
I need Shim to talk to me.
369
00:17:10,055 --> 00:17:12,721
Uh, God.
To talk to me.
370
00:17:15,430 --> 00:17:17,639
Any tips?
371
00:17:17,721 --> 00:17:20,639
Repeat.
"I'm here to learn."
372
00:17:20,721 --> 00:17:22,138
I'm here to learn.
373
00:17:22,222 --> 00:17:24,013
"I take refuge
374
00:17:24,097 --> 00:17:25,389
in the Buddha."
375
00:17:25,472 --> 00:17:27,430
I take refuge in the Buddha.
376
00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:29,763
"Until I attain enlightenment."
377
00:17:29,846 --> 00:17:32,430
Until I attain enlightenment.
378
00:17:39,305 --> 00:17:41,472
Quick question.
379
00:17:44,971 --> 00:17:46,721
Once I attain enlightenment,
380
00:17:46,805 --> 00:17:48,597
then will Shim talk to me?
381
00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:50,721
'Cause they did for a while.
382
00:17:50,805 --> 00:17:53,721
But then, suddenly, it stopped.
383
00:17:53,805 --> 00:17:57,013
So did Shim stop talking to me,
384
00:17:57,097 --> 00:17:59,305
or did I stop hearing Shim?
385
00:18:08,263 --> 00:18:09,846
I got this, Ralph.
386
00:18:09,930 --> 00:18:12,305
- You sure?
- Yeah, don't worry about it.
387
00:18:12,389 --> 00:18:13,639
I'll take care of Bootsie.
388
00:18:13,721 --> 00:18:15,389
Okay.
Thanks, Carl.
389
00:18:15,472 --> 00:18:18,347
See you tomorrow.
390
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:20,222
Don't worry, Bootsie.
391
00:18:20,305 --> 00:18:22,055
No serenity for you today.
392
00:18:37,555 --> 00:18:40,639
Get your dumb-ass tote bag
out of my space!
393
00:18:40,721 --> 00:18:42,514
It's actually not a tote bag.
394
00:18:42,597 --> 00:18:43,846
It's a satchel.
395
00:18:43,930 --> 00:18:45,389
And who the hell
starts a new school
396
00:18:45,472 --> 00:18:46,805
with three weeks left
in the school year?
397
00:18:46,888 --> 00:18:49,097
All the private schools
were full.
398
00:18:50,888 --> 00:18:53,639
Fucking satchel boy.
399
00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:02,222
I have two daughters.
What kind of father am I
400
00:19:02,305 --> 00:19:04,721
if I'm also the owner
of the local rapery?
401
00:19:04,805 --> 00:19:06,514
V got to you, didn't she?
402
00:19:06,597 --> 00:19:07,971
The Alibi should be a sanctuary,
403
00:19:08,055 --> 00:19:10,680
a haven where women
can come, relax,
404
00:19:10,763 --> 00:19:12,389
and only get laid
if they want to.
405
00:19:12,472 --> 00:19:13,597
We could all use a place
where we could
406
00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:15,389
get laid if we wanted to.
407
00:19:15,472 --> 00:19:16,472
In this day and age, you can't
408
00:19:16,555 --> 00:19:18,263
say shit to a woman
409
00:19:18,347 --> 00:19:20,930
without her crying harassment.
Hell, they'd sue
410
00:19:21,013 --> 00:19:22,721
their own reflections
if they could.
411
00:19:22,805 --> 00:19:24,680
I'm just not gonna talk
to them anymore.
412
00:19:24,763 --> 00:19:26,097
No one talks to your ass anyway.
413
00:19:26,180 --> 00:19:28,763
Yeah, but if they did,
I wouldn't say anything.
414
00:19:28,846 --> 00:19:31,263
Creepily glaring at them
is not the answer.
415
00:19:31,347 --> 00:19:33,930
Hell, I probably catcalled
nine or ten women yesterday.
416
00:19:34,013 --> 00:19:35,846
- You think women like that?
- I'm in construction.
417
00:19:35,930 --> 00:19:37,430
I can't just change.
Doesn't matter
418
00:19:37,514 --> 00:19:40,097
if time's up or not.
If a chick walks by,
419
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:41,888
I instinctively grab my balls,
420
00:19:41,971 --> 00:19:43,721
and yell "Suck on this."
It's just what happens.
421
00:19:43,805 --> 00:19:46,013
All right, let's start there.
422
00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:47,930
You can't call 'em chicks
anymore.
423
00:19:48,013 --> 00:19:49,472
Tail?
424
00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:51,097
- No.
- Wool?
425
00:19:51,180 --> 00:19:52,721
No.
426
00:19:52,805 --> 00:19:53,930
Women?
427
00:19:54,013 --> 00:19:55,472
Mm, I don't think so.
428
00:19:55,555 --> 00:19:57,097
Contains the word "men."
429
00:19:59,305 --> 00:20:01,430
I got it.
430
00:20:01,514 --> 00:20:03,013
Vaginal enterprises.
431
00:20:04,555 --> 00:20:06,097
Okay, I'm out.
432
00:20:06,180 --> 00:20:07,763
Maybe we should just
stick with "women."
433
00:20:07,846 --> 00:20:10,138
Oh.
Some... women...
434
00:20:10,222 --> 00:20:11,805
That's better.
435
00:20:11,888 --> 00:20:14,138
Some women like
to be told they're pretty.
436
00:20:14,222 --> 00:20:15,472
- Mm-hmm.
- Now, how are we supposed
437
00:20:15,555 --> 00:20:16,888
to know the difference
between the ones
438
00:20:16,971 --> 00:20:18,180
that like it
and the ones that don't?
439
00:20:18,263 --> 00:20:20,013
Old women like being hit on.
440
00:20:20,097 --> 00:20:21,888
Maybe we should just allow
the old women in.
441
00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:23,013
- Kermit!
- Why the hell
442
00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:24,680
would we want that?
443
00:20:24,763 --> 00:20:26,472
We need a consistent standard.
444
00:20:26,555 --> 00:20:28,347
All right, here's your standard.
445
00:20:28,430 --> 00:20:29,639
Assume you are disgusting,
446
00:20:29,721 --> 00:20:31,180
that no one wants you
to touch them,
447
00:20:31,263 --> 00:20:32,930
and they couldn't care less
if you think
448
00:20:33,013 --> 00:20:35,430
they're pretty or not...
there's your damn standard.
449
00:20:35,514 --> 00:20:37,514
I've never been so confused.
450
00:20:37,597 --> 00:20:39,138
The bottom line
451
00:20:39,222 --> 00:20:41,055
is that the bar
can't be rapey anymore.
452
00:20:41,138 --> 00:20:43,721
If women stay away,
453
00:20:43,805 --> 00:20:45,639
bad for business.
454
00:20:45,721 --> 00:20:47,971
Plus, rapey is wrong.
455
00:20:49,514 --> 00:20:51,639
A-and more importantly,
rapey is wrong.
456
00:20:56,763 --> 00:20:58,763
What's that twirly writing?
457
00:20:58,846 --> 00:21:00,430
Cursive.
458
00:21:00,514 --> 00:21:02,514
- You know cursive.
- Yes, ma'am.
459
00:21:02,597 --> 00:21:04,430
Wow.
460
00:21:11,138 --> 00:21:12,680
Sorry, 'scuse me!
461
00:21:12,763 --> 00:21:14,514
Hi.
Hey, I'm looking
462
00:21:14,597 --> 00:21:15,971
for a Xan, X-A-N.
463
00:21:16,055 --> 00:21:16,971
Last name?
464
00:21:17,055 --> 00:21:18,597
Um, Galvez.
465
00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:21,472
Xan Galvez.
466
00:21:21,555 --> 00:21:23,097
Is she here?
She okay?
467
00:21:23,180 --> 00:21:24,389
And you are...
468
00:21:24,472 --> 00:21:26,180
Lip.
I'm her, um... her brother.
469
00:21:32,222 --> 00:21:34,514
Sorry, don't have
any record of a Xan.
470
00:21:34,597 --> 00:21:36,805
Oh, she, uh...
she has really crazy hair,
471
00:21:36,888 --> 00:21:38,430
she came in with a broken arm.
472
00:21:38,514 --> 00:21:40,055
We had a girl come in earlier
with a broken arm.
473
00:21:40,138 --> 00:21:41,514
Yeah?
474
00:21:41,597 --> 00:21:43,138
Let's see...
475
00:21:43,222 --> 00:21:45,472
- Alexandra Galvez?
- Yes, that's her.
476
00:21:45,555 --> 00:21:46,763
Have a seat.
We'll be with you in a minute.
477
00:21:46,846 --> 00:21:48,305
All right.
478
00:21:54,930 --> 00:21:56,639
Hi, I'm Frank Gallagher,
479
00:21:56,721 --> 00:21:58,639
and, uh, that's Mo White.
480
00:21:58,721 --> 00:22:00,597
- He's running for Congress.
- Hello.
481
00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:03,597
And what is your name,
if you don't mind my asking?
482
00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:05,763
Evelyn.
Evelyn Thomas.
483
00:22:05,846 --> 00:22:07,263
Well, Evelyn,
484
00:22:07,347 --> 00:22:08,555
the reason we're here
485
00:22:08,639 --> 00:22:10,138
is that Mo is a
486
00:22:10,222 --> 00:22:11,846
proud South Sider,
just like yourself.
487
00:22:11,930 --> 00:22:14,389
He grew up two blocks
from here, over on Halsted,
488
00:22:14,472 --> 00:22:16,430
in what is now a crack den.
489
00:22:16,514 --> 00:22:17,971
Huh?
490
00:22:19,805 --> 00:22:21,347
And the point being, Evelyn,
491
00:22:21,430 --> 00:22:23,347
it's time for us to take pride
492
00:22:23,430 --> 00:22:25,013
in the South Side,
493
00:22:25,097 --> 00:22:27,347
and that starts
with good people like you.
494
00:22:27,430 --> 00:22:29,763
Sir, I don't give a rat's ass
about the South Side.
495
00:22:29,846 --> 00:22:31,222
I don't even have a damn job.
496
00:22:32,846 --> 00:22:34,597
I don't either,
497
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:38,013
which is why we need
Mo White in office!
498
00:22:38,097 --> 00:22:40,263
- Right, Mo?
- That's right.
499
00:22:42,639 --> 00:22:44,305
Mo wants to bring the jobs
500
00:22:44,389 --> 00:22:46,971
back to the working people
in the South Side,
501
00:22:47,055 --> 00:22:50,055
the people whose parents and
grandparents built this city!
502
00:22:50,138 --> 00:22:53,180
Pride is what made
the South Side safe
503
00:22:53,263 --> 00:22:55,055
and strong, and that all starts
504
00:22:55,138 --> 00:22:56,472
with one thing, which is what?
505
00:22:56,555 --> 00:22:57,639
A job.
506
00:22:57,721 --> 00:22:59,347
A job.
Bingo.
507
00:22:59,430 --> 00:23:01,263
Would you mind
if we put a sign on your yard
508
00:23:01,347 --> 00:23:02,930
to show your support for Mo?
509
00:23:03,013 --> 00:23:05,138
Yeah, I guess that'd be okay.
Sure.
510
00:23:05,222 --> 00:23:06,597
That's the South Side pride
I'm talking about.
511
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:08,721
All right.
South Side pride.
512
00:23:08,805 --> 00:23:09,888
- You bet.
- I like that.
513
00:23:09,971 --> 00:23:11,263
- Yeah, okay.
- Okay.
514
00:23:11,347 --> 00:23:14,097
Oh, sorry.
$10, please.
515
00:23:14,180 --> 00:23:15,971
What?
516
00:23:16,055 --> 00:23:18,597
Uh, any contribution
is gratefully welcome.
517
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:20,680
Uh, we suggest 10.
518
00:23:20,763 --> 00:23:23,430
Uh, some people are doing $20.
519
00:23:25,846 --> 00:23:27,763
Thank you, Evelyn.
520
00:23:34,222 --> 00:23:35,514
No, I got it.
I got it.
521
00:23:58,263 --> 00:23:59,971
Are you awake?
522
00:24:05,514 --> 00:24:08,639
Sorry.
523
00:24:08,721 --> 00:24:10,305
Hey, um,
524
00:24:10,389 --> 00:24:13,805
have you achieved enlightenment
here before?
525
00:24:13,888 --> 00:24:15,013
I'm just... I'm not
526
00:24:15,097 --> 00:24:16,305
really getting anything.
527
00:24:18,514 --> 00:24:20,097
Okay, uh, rough estimate,
528
00:24:20,180 --> 00:24:21,846
how long does it normally take?
529
00:24:21,930 --> 00:24:24,222
For Buddha, it took one night.
530
00:24:24,305 --> 00:24:25,597
Well, that's not that bad.
531
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:28,305
After ages and lives
of meditation.
532
00:24:28,389 --> 00:24:30,389
Right, okay.
533
00:24:30,472 --> 00:24:32,389
I don't have that kind of time.
534
00:24:32,472 --> 00:24:33,305
I'm sorry.
535
00:24:33,389 --> 00:24:35,013
Uh, namaste.
536
00:25:23,763 --> 00:25:25,555
Hey.
537
00:25:25,639 --> 00:25:27,389
Hey.
538
00:25:40,263 --> 00:25:42,639
Hey, you okay?
What the hell happened to you?
539
00:25:42,721 --> 00:25:44,097
Fell off the jungle gym.
540
00:25:44,180 --> 00:25:45,263
Made it to the top, though.
541
00:25:45,347 --> 00:25:46,763
Good job.
542
00:25:46,846 --> 00:25:48,138
Does that hurt?
543
00:25:48,222 --> 00:25:49,721
- A little.
- Hi.
544
00:25:49,805 --> 00:25:50,930
- Are you the father?
- Ah, no.
545
00:25:51,013 --> 00:25:53,721
Uh, no, no, I'm the,
uh, brother.
546
00:25:53,805 --> 00:25:56,846
My dad's a drunk,
and my mom disappeared.
547
00:25:56,930 --> 00:25:58,763
Are you the guardian?
548
00:25:58,846 --> 00:26:00,805
No, not exactly.
549
00:26:00,888 --> 00:26:04,180
Okay, well, we'll get her
over to X-ray and set the arm.
550
00:26:04,263 --> 00:26:05,721
- Okay.
- And we can only release her
551
00:26:05,805 --> 00:26:07,763
to a parent or legal guardian.
Okay, sweetie.
552
00:26:07,846 --> 00:26:09,472
Okay.
553
00:26:11,555 --> 00:26:13,305
Right back this way.
554
00:26:18,055 --> 00:26:19,680
Hey, V.
Shot of Jaeger?
555
00:26:19,763 --> 00:26:21,138
Hey, Carl.
No way.
556
00:26:21,222 --> 00:26:22,138
What, I can die for our country
557
00:26:22,222 --> 00:26:23,680
but can't get a simple liquor
558
00:26:23,763 --> 00:26:25,389
- till I'm 21?
- It's an incentive.
559
00:26:25,472 --> 00:26:27,222
You don't die, you get to drink.
560
00:26:27,305 --> 00:26:29,514
But you're not gonna stay alive
in the South Side for long
561
00:26:29,597 --> 00:26:31,013
if you keep carrying
that little poodle around.
562
00:26:31,097 --> 00:26:32,930
It's a Yorkie,
and he has cancer.
563
00:26:33,013 --> 00:26:35,305
Probably only a few days
left to live.
564
00:26:36,472 --> 00:26:39,389
- For the dog, not you.
- Thank you.
565
00:26:39,472 --> 00:26:41,888
Whatcha doing
with a cancer dog, anyway?
566
00:26:41,971 --> 00:26:43,430
Community service.
Need it to get into
567
00:26:43,514 --> 00:26:45,846
- West Point.
- You're going to West Point?
568
00:26:45,930 --> 00:26:48,222
Want to, but it'll
probably never happen.
569
00:26:48,305 --> 00:26:49,639
Went to
Congressman Ubberman's office,
570
00:26:49,721 --> 00:26:51,055
see if he could recommend me,
571
00:26:51,138 --> 00:26:52,805
but I couldn't even
get an appointment.
572
00:26:52,888 --> 00:26:54,763
Ubberman.
He's a congressman?
573
00:26:54,846 --> 00:26:55,846
You know him?
574
00:26:55,930 --> 00:26:56,971
White guy?
Red face?
575
00:26:57,055 --> 00:26:58,138
- Sweaty?
- Yeah.
576
00:26:58,222 --> 00:27:00,055
I'll be damned!
577
00:27:00,138 --> 00:27:03,639
Hey, babe, did you know
that Wubby's a congressman?
578
00:27:03,721 --> 00:27:05,138
Seriously?
579
00:27:05,222 --> 00:27:06,971
When I was a dominatrix,
580
00:27:07,055 --> 00:27:08,389
he was one of my regulars.
581
00:27:08,472 --> 00:27:10,389
Dude used to like me to whip him
582
00:27:10,472 --> 00:27:13,347
- and call him Wubby.
- And now he's a congressman.
583
00:27:13,430 --> 00:27:14,805
Do you still whip him?
584
00:27:14,888 --> 00:27:16,763
Ah, I retired years ago.
585
00:27:16,846 --> 00:27:19,013
Leather underwear is not
too good for my lady parts.
586
00:27:19,097 --> 00:27:21,763
Would you ever think
about coming out of retirement?
587
00:27:21,846 --> 00:27:23,305
- Never.
- Even if it meant giving
588
00:27:23,389 --> 00:27:24,263
an underprivileged
South Side kid
589
00:27:24,347 --> 00:27:26,472
a chance at achieving his dream?
590
00:27:26,555 --> 00:27:28,930
S&M is not like
riding a bike, Carl.
591
00:27:29,013 --> 00:27:30,930
You can't just strap on
a pair of stilettos,
592
00:27:31,013 --> 00:27:32,055
pop a ball gag
in someone's mouth,
593
00:27:32,138 --> 00:27:33,472
and start to whipping them.
594
00:27:33,555 --> 00:27:35,389
That is not how you ride a bike.
595
00:27:35,472 --> 00:27:37,639
I mean, that's okay.
Who's gonna let
596
00:27:37,721 --> 00:27:40,389
a poor South Side kid
become an officer, anyway?
597
00:27:40,472 --> 00:27:43,055
I'll just enlist,
embrace the suck,
598
00:27:43,138 --> 00:27:46,180
retire an old, disabled,
sad alcoholic.
599
00:27:46,263 --> 00:27:48,138
Maybe they'll let me
teach high school ROTC
600
00:27:48,222 --> 00:27:50,430
from my wheelchair if I'm lucky.
601
00:27:50,514 --> 00:27:53,305
Come on, Bootsie.
I know you gotta eat.
602
00:28:17,930 --> 00:28:20,263
Hello.
I'm afraid you just missed
603
00:28:20,347 --> 00:28:21,721
the Chabot morning service.
604
00:28:21,805 --> 00:28:23,347
Oh, actually, I was just, uh,
605
00:28:23,430 --> 00:28:24,888
looking for some answers.
606
00:28:24,971 --> 00:28:27,347
I'm the rabbi.
What's the question?
607
00:28:27,430 --> 00:28:29,472
If a religion or a movement
608
00:28:29,555 --> 00:28:31,888
makes the world a better place,
does it matter
609
00:28:31,971 --> 00:28:33,055
if it goes
in a different direction
610
00:28:33,138 --> 00:28:34,846
than originally intended?
611
00:28:34,930 --> 00:28:36,680
Well, you pretty much
just summed up every religion.
612
00:28:36,763 --> 00:28:39,680
A better question might be
"What is God's will?"
613
00:28:39,763 --> 00:28:41,971
That's exactly
what I want to know.
614
00:28:42,055 --> 00:28:43,971
- Does God speak to you?
- I pray to God, yeah,
615
00:28:44,055 --> 00:28:45,430
but in the Jewish faith,
616
00:28:45,514 --> 00:28:46,846
we believe that the five books
of the Torah
617
00:28:46,930 --> 00:28:48,055
are the word of God.
618
00:28:48,138 --> 00:28:49,347
Kind of like the Bible.
619
00:28:49,430 --> 00:28:51,180
Mm, just the first part.
620
00:28:51,263 --> 00:28:54,763
Yeah, I read it.
So... God did speak to someone?
621
00:28:54,846 --> 00:28:56,013
To Moses, and Moses...
622
00:28:56,097 --> 00:28:57,555
wrote it down.
623
00:28:57,639 --> 00:29:00,180
But he spoke to him, with words?
624
00:29:00,263 --> 00:29:02,888
Mm-hm, but only to Moses.
625
00:29:02,971 --> 00:29:05,555
No one else, ever?
626
00:29:05,639 --> 00:29:08,763
Not with words.
He did set a bush on fire once.
627
00:29:08,846 --> 00:29:11,721
What is it with religions
and setting things on fire?
628
00:29:27,721 --> 00:29:29,013
Hey.
629
00:29:29,097 --> 00:29:30,305
'Sup, nerd?
630
00:29:30,389 --> 00:29:32,055
Got a deal for you.
631
00:29:32,138 --> 00:29:34,013
- Vikes?
- What?
632
00:29:34,097 --> 00:29:35,930
No.
See that girl over there?
633
00:29:38,555 --> 00:29:40,763
Cracker Girl?
What about her?
634
00:29:40,846 --> 00:29:42,846
She wants to kill me,
635
00:29:42,930 --> 00:29:44,514
so what I was thinking
636
00:29:44,597 --> 00:29:46,180
what if I help you
get better grades?
637
00:29:46,263 --> 00:29:48,472
Like, with homework and stuff?
638
00:29:48,555 --> 00:29:50,180
For free?
639
00:29:50,263 --> 00:29:52,971
No, for protection
from Cracker Girl.
640
00:29:54,721 --> 00:29:57,930
I am failing the shit
out of this class.
641
00:29:58,013 --> 00:30:00,097
Okay, deal.
642
00:30:00,180 --> 00:30:01,389
Name's Todd.
643
00:30:01,472 --> 00:30:03,013
Liam.
644
00:30:09,263 --> 00:30:10,263
Yes?
645
00:30:10,347 --> 00:30:12,180
Oh, wrong house.
Sorry.
646
00:30:12,263 --> 00:30:14,597
Whoa, hold on a second.
Hold on a second.
647
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:16,222
Uh,
648
00:30:16,305 --> 00:30:17,763
you a Wyman supporter?
649
00:30:17,846 --> 00:30:19,430
I am.
650
00:30:19,514 --> 00:30:21,971
Mo White.
And you are?
651
00:30:22,055 --> 00:30:23,639
Dee Sanders.
652
00:30:23,721 --> 00:30:25,597
Well, Dee, it is a pleasure
to meet you.
653
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:28,763
Look, I know Wyman
is an African-American,
654
00:30:28,846 --> 00:30:30,430
but is that
why you're voting for her?
655
00:30:30,514 --> 00:30:32,347
Absolutely.
I always do.
656
00:30:32,430 --> 00:30:35,514
And that is terrific, unless...
657
00:30:35,597 --> 00:30:37,805
you want your street repaved.
658
00:30:37,888 --> 00:30:39,930
Look at these potholes, Dee.
659
00:30:40,013 --> 00:30:41,930
Wyman's been in Congress
for ten years.
660
00:30:42,013 --> 00:30:43,597
You still have potholes.
661
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:47,013
We need to repair
our infrastructure.
662
00:30:47,097 --> 00:30:50,430
The South Side was
the crown jewel of Chicago:
663
00:30:50,514 --> 00:30:52,389
Clean, safe parks where families
664
00:30:52,472 --> 00:30:55,430
and friends could picnic
and unwind.
665
00:30:55,514 --> 00:30:58,305
We were a community.
We looked out for each other.
666
00:30:58,389 --> 00:31:00,721
We... we were a family.
667
00:31:00,805 --> 00:31:02,555
Now,
668
00:31:02,639 --> 00:31:04,597
it's a liquor store
on every corner,
669
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:06,389
graffiti on every sign.
670
00:31:06,472 --> 00:31:08,680
Yeah, it's just sad.
671
00:31:08,763 --> 00:31:11,305
My question to you is,
672
00:31:11,389 --> 00:31:12,721
will a Martin Luther King
673
00:31:12,805 --> 00:31:15,639
African Arts Center fix that?
674
00:31:15,721 --> 00:31:17,888
We could use that money
to repave your street,
675
00:31:17,971 --> 00:31:21,138
clean our parks, make
the South Side proud again,
676
00:31:21,222 --> 00:31:23,180
and that's why
I'm running for Congress, Dee.
677
00:31:23,263 --> 00:31:25,680
South Side pride.
678
00:31:25,763 --> 00:31:28,805
And I'd really appreciate
your vote, Dee.
679
00:31:28,888 --> 00:31:32,013
South Side pride.
680
00:31:32,097 --> 00:31:34,222
Help me make it happen.
681
00:31:41,597 --> 00:31:43,180
♪ There'll be no doubt
about it... ♪
682
00:31:43,263 --> 00:31:45,055
I'm Mo White.
683
00:31:45,138 --> 00:31:46,514
- I'm running for Congress.
- Mo White!
684
00:31:46,597 --> 00:31:49,013
- Mo White.
- Mo White. Mo White.
685
00:31:49,097 --> 00:31:51,597
We'd like to put
a sign in your yard.
686
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:53,888
♪ Don't need to worry ♪
687
00:31:53,971 --> 00:31:56,721
♪ Now the good times
are here ♪
688
00:31:56,805 --> 00:31:58,597
- I'm running for Congress.
- Mo White.
689
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:00,680
Mo White. You're not
gonna find him on the ballot.
690
00:32:00,763 --> 00:32:03,472
♪ I don't just like you baby ♪
691
00:32:03,555 --> 00:32:05,055
Look what we've got for you.
692
00:32:05,138 --> 00:32:05,805
♪ I love you ♪
693
00:32:05,888 --> 00:32:07,680
Ah.
694
00:32:07,763 --> 00:32:08,971
Want a hat, too?
695
00:32:19,763 --> 00:32:22,389
- That looks good.
- Yeah.
696
00:32:28,222 --> 00:32:30,472
Ugh, too sexy.
697
00:32:30,555 --> 00:32:32,097
That's nice.
698
00:32:32,180 --> 00:32:34,263
Ah, think it's too casual.
699
00:32:36,639 --> 00:32:38,138
God, that's boring.
Is that even mine?
700
00:32:38,222 --> 00:32:39,930
Ugh!
701
00:32:42,013 --> 00:32:44,597
No.
No.
702
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:47,555
Fuck.
What the hell do you wear
703
00:32:47,639 --> 00:32:50,472
to a 7:00 business meeting
at a hotel bar?
704
00:32:50,555 --> 00:32:52,389
- It's in a bar?
- Uh-huh.
705
00:32:52,472 --> 00:32:54,180
Where?
706
00:32:57,055 --> 00:32:58,971
Just gonna be you and Max,
707
00:32:59,055 --> 00:33:00,930
or will there be
other people there?
708
00:33:01,013 --> 00:33:02,430
Yeah, it's me and Max
709
00:33:02,514 --> 00:33:04,222
at a bar, signing papers.
710
00:33:04,305 --> 00:33:05,763
Super exciting.
711
00:33:05,846 --> 00:33:07,347
Can I tag along?
712
00:33:07,430 --> 00:33:08,680
No.
713
00:33:11,097 --> 00:33:13,389
It'll make me look weak
if you're there.
714
00:33:13,472 --> 00:33:15,846
Like, "Hi, I'm just
a stupid woman.
715
00:33:15,930 --> 00:33:20,180
I can't sign a document myself,
so I brought along some dude."
716
00:33:21,971 --> 00:33:23,597
- Some dude?
- You know what I mean.
717
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:24,930
No, I don't know what you mean.
718
00:33:25,013 --> 00:33:27,430
I don't know
what the fuck we are.
719
00:33:27,514 --> 00:33:30,222
So now you want a
relationship? What the fuck?
720
00:33:30,305 --> 00:33:32,763
I was asking you how you feel
about us... normal question.
721
00:33:32,846 --> 00:33:35,430
Why are we having
this conversation now?
722
00:33:35,514 --> 00:33:37,263
Do you not trust me?
723
00:33:37,347 --> 00:33:39,721
I trust you.
I just...
724
00:33:39,805 --> 00:33:41,805
I don't trust Whitford.
725
00:33:41,888 --> 00:33:43,555
So you're jealous?
726
00:33:43,639 --> 00:33:46,222
Yeah, I'm fucking jealous.
Yeah.
727
00:33:46,305 --> 00:33:49,263
You happy?
728
00:33:49,347 --> 00:33:52,138
I'm doing a business deal
with Max.
729
00:33:52,222 --> 00:33:54,430
We're going to communicate.
We're going to text.
730
00:33:54,514 --> 00:33:56,930
We're gonna have meetings.
731
00:33:57,013 --> 00:34:00,389
If that makes you jealous,
I'm sorry.
732
00:34:00,472 --> 00:34:04,305
But it doesn't mean
that I'm gonna sleep with him.
733
00:34:04,389 --> 00:34:07,305
What it does mean
734
00:34:07,389 --> 00:34:09,805
is that I need
new fucking clothes.
735
00:34:24,305 --> 00:34:25,430
Ugh.
736
00:34:25,514 --> 00:34:27,639
No way I'ma be able to get
737
00:34:27,721 --> 00:34:28,846
my post-baby feet in these.
738
00:34:30,888 --> 00:34:33,472
Whew! I should put those
in the dry cleaner.
739
00:34:37,763 --> 00:34:39,222
Hello, old friend.
740
00:34:48,846 --> 00:34:50,639
Sorry, dude.
I got here
741
00:34:50,721 --> 00:34:53,097
as quick as I could.
Is she all right?
742
00:34:53,180 --> 00:34:54,888
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She got a broken arm,
743
00:34:54,971 --> 00:34:56,389
but she's fine.
Look, I need you to be her dad.
744
00:34:56,472 --> 00:34:58,263
What?
745
00:34:58,347 --> 00:35:00,763
They'll only release her
to a parent or a guardian,
746
00:35:00,846 --> 00:35:02,430
so I need you
to pretend to be her dad.
747
00:35:02,514 --> 00:35:06,138
- Also, you're a drunk.
- I'm not doing that.
748
00:35:06,222 --> 00:35:07,763
Brad, come on, help me out here.
749
00:35:07,846 --> 00:35:09,472
So you want me
to impersonate her father?
750
00:35:09,555 --> 00:35:10,930
Yeah, and sign some paperwork,
751
00:35:11,013 --> 00:35:12,097
but I already filled out
most of it.
752
00:35:12,180 --> 00:35:13,639
Well, why can't you do it?
753
00:35:13,721 --> 00:35:15,180
I'm not old enough
to be her dad,
754
00:35:15,263 --> 00:35:16,888
and plus, I already told them
I was her brother.
755
00:35:16,971 --> 00:35:18,680
So I'm your father, too?
756
00:35:18,763 --> 00:35:20,680
Yeah.
Father, stepfather, whatever.
757
00:35:20,763 --> 00:35:22,263
I'm not old enough
to be your father!
758
00:35:22,347 --> 00:35:23,680
Yeah, but you look old.
759
00:35:23,763 --> 00:35:25,805
Dude, I'm married now.
760
00:35:25,888 --> 00:35:27,597
Okay, I just got
my shit together.
761
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:29,263
No way am I getting sucked
762
00:35:29,347 --> 00:35:31,555
into your weirdo
Gallagher vortex.
763
00:35:31,639 --> 00:35:32,680
What the fuck?
Brad, please.
764
00:35:32,763 --> 00:35:34,055
Look, if I don't get her
out of here,
765
00:35:34,138 --> 00:35:35,721
they're gonna call DCFS.
766
00:35:35,805 --> 00:35:37,263
You can't just walk
into an emergency room
767
00:35:37,347 --> 00:35:38,430
and pretend to be
768
00:35:38,514 --> 00:35:40,763
- some kid's da...
- Shh!
769
00:35:40,846 --> 00:35:43,180
This is the universe telling you
770
00:35:43,263 --> 00:35:46,389
to do the right thing.
What if Xan was seriously hurt?
771
00:35:46,472 --> 00:35:48,763
You ever think about that?
You're not her parent.
772
00:35:48,846 --> 00:35:50,680
You wouldn't be able
to help her.
773
00:35:50,763 --> 00:35:52,263
- Look, Brad...
- Sorry, dude.
774
00:35:52,347 --> 00:35:53,721
Brad.
775
00:35:56,930 --> 00:35:59,097
Was that the father?
776
00:35:59,180 --> 00:36:00,222
Yeah.
777
00:36:00,305 --> 00:36:02,055
There he goes.
778
00:36:02,138 --> 00:36:04,305
Mr. Reliable.
779
00:36:08,514 --> 00:36:10,347
God, this feels good!
780
00:36:10,430 --> 00:36:12,805
We're doing important work
here, Frank!
781
00:36:12,888 --> 00:36:15,263
South Side loves you.
We're doing great.
782
00:36:15,347 --> 00:36:17,097
And I love the South Side.
783
00:36:17,180 --> 00:36:19,597
You know, the least I could do
is help these people
784
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:22,305
remember what our neighborhood
stands for, huh?
785
00:36:22,389 --> 00:36:24,597
Mo White is back!
786
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:26,222
Oh! Oh.
787
00:36:26,305 --> 00:36:27,389
What happened?
788
00:36:27,472 --> 00:36:28,347
Uh, uh, nothing, nothing.
789
00:36:28,430 --> 00:36:29,721
You sure?
790
00:36:29,805 --> 00:36:31,639
Yeah, yeah.
Everything's fine.
791
00:36:31,721 --> 00:36:33,846
Oh!
792
00:36:33,930 --> 00:36:36,180
Oh, geez.
L-le-le-let's go this way.
793
00:36:36,263 --> 00:36:38,805
What the hell is happening?
Are you all right?
794
00:36:38,888 --> 00:36:40,472
Never better.
Never better.
795
00:36:40,555 --> 00:36:42,013
Are you in pain?
796
00:36:42,097 --> 00:36:43,888
Mo, I'm your campaign manager.
797
00:36:43,971 --> 00:36:45,721
If you've got
a health condition,
798
00:36:45,805 --> 00:36:46,930
you gotta tell me about it.
799
00:36:47,013 --> 00:36:48,389
I don't have a health condition!
800
00:36:48,472 --> 00:36:50,347
I just have to watch
where I walk.
801
00:36:50,430 --> 00:36:52,721
That's all.
Hey, is... is, uh,
802
00:36:52,805 --> 00:36:54,514
is there a school nearby?
803
00:36:54,597 --> 00:36:57,180
Why?
804
00:36:59,222 --> 00:37:00,639
Ankle bracelet.
Whenever I get
805
00:37:00,721 --> 00:37:03,055
within 100 yards of a school,
806
00:37:03,138 --> 00:37:05,097
- I get this little shock.
- What?
807
00:37:05,180 --> 00:37:07,222
Why do you wear
an ankle bracelet
808
00:37:07,305 --> 00:37:09,222
that shocks you
when you get near a school?
809
00:37:09,305 --> 00:37:11,055
It was years ago.
She told me
810
00:37:11,138 --> 00:37:12,763
she was 18, but...
811
00:37:12,846 --> 00:37:15,180
But?
But what, Mo?
812
00:37:15,263 --> 00:37:17,180
- She wasn't.
- What?
813
00:37:17,263 --> 00:37:18,763
Look, we were in love.
814
00:37:18,846 --> 00:37:20,389
We were together for five years.
815
00:37:20,472 --> 00:37:21,805
She left me!
816
00:37:21,888 --> 00:37:23,222
On her 20th birthday.
817
00:37:23,305 --> 00:37:24,555
Oh, so she was 15.
818
00:37:24,639 --> 00:37:27,347
Frank, will you calm down?
819
00:37:27,430 --> 00:37:29,180
I paid my dues.
820
00:37:29,263 --> 00:37:30,680
Well, then why do you have
to wear
821
00:37:30,763 --> 00:37:31,930
a fucking ankle bracelet?
822
00:37:32,013 --> 00:37:33,263
It's only
for another six months,
823
00:37:33,347 --> 00:37:34,763
until...
824
00:37:34,846 --> 00:37:37,347
Until I'm off parole.
825
00:37:37,430 --> 00:37:38,763
Huh?
Frank, listen.
826
00:37:38,846 --> 00:37:40,971
Don't give up on me.
827
00:37:41,055 --> 00:37:43,472
These people...
huh?
828
00:37:43,555 --> 00:37:45,514
They need me.
829
00:37:54,305 --> 00:37:57,097
♪ So please pardon
the aftertaste ♪
830
00:37:57,180 --> 00:38:00,097
♪ I'm not gonna be
your saving grace ♪
831
00:38:00,180 --> 00:38:02,846
♪ It's all a game
till your heart breaks ♪
832
00:38:02,930 --> 00:38:05,472
♪ And you're picking up
the pieces in empty space ♪
833
00:38:05,555 --> 00:38:07,430
Hi.
My name is Tyrell.
834
00:38:20,763 --> 00:38:22,055
What the hell is this?
835
00:38:22,138 --> 00:38:24,138
This is a consent form.
836
00:38:24,222 --> 00:38:27,347
From now on, any woman
you want to harass
837
00:38:27,430 --> 00:38:29,805
has to give her written consent
838
00:38:29,888 --> 00:38:31,721
before you're allowed
to bother her.
839
00:38:31,805 --> 00:38:33,846
No woman's gonna sign this
unless she's hammered.
840
00:38:33,930 --> 00:38:35,888
She has to be sober.
841
00:38:35,971 --> 00:38:38,180
I'm never, ever
getting laid again.
842
00:38:38,263 --> 00:38:40,971
Did you ever think you were?
843
00:38:41,055 --> 00:38:43,680
Also, The Alibi will no longer
be serving
844
00:38:43,763 --> 00:38:45,846
any drink called
Sex on the Beach.
845
00:38:45,930 --> 00:38:48,472
It will only be known
as "The Beach."
846
00:38:48,555 --> 00:38:50,639
What is this, Acapulco?
Nobody drinks those.
847
00:38:50,721 --> 00:38:52,013
Women do.
848
00:38:52,097 --> 00:38:53,846
TV-wise,
while we'll still be showing
849
00:38:53,930 --> 00:38:56,180
the White Sox games,
we're gonna be introducing
850
00:38:56,263 --> 00:38:58,347
some alternative programming
for the ladies.
851
00:38:58,430 --> 00:39:00,514
- Like what?
- Cooking shows?
852
00:39:00,597 --> 00:39:01,555
Ellen?
853
00:39:01,639 --> 00:39:03,263
This is Us.
854
00:39:03,347 --> 00:39:05,389
Let's not get carried away,
Kermit.
855
00:39:05,472 --> 00:39:06,680
What?
856
00:39:21,805 --> 00:39:24,347
Got it on eBay for $21.
857
00:39:24,430 --> 00:39:26,138
Really?
858
00:39:26,222 --> 00:39:27,430
No.
That thing's, like,
859
00:39:27,514 --> 00:39:29,222
300 years old.
860
00:39:29,305 --> 00:39:31,805
You thinking about converting?
861
00:39:31,888 --> 00:39:33,472
What?
862
00:39:33,555 --> 00:39:34,555
You're wearing a yarmulke.
863
00:39:34,639 --> 00:39:37,514
Ah, uh, y... no.
864
00:39:37,597 --> 00:39:40,138
Just, uh, looking around.
865
00:39:40,222 --> 00:39:42,721
Well, let me know
if you see anything you like.
866
00:39:44,805 --> 00:39:47,138
Wait.
867
00:39:47,222 --> 00:39:49,971
Do you know what God
wants us to do next?
868
00:39:50,055 --> 00:39:51,888
- I have a pretty good idea.
- You do?
869
00:39:51,971 --> 00:39:53,263
How?
Did God talk to you?
870
00:39:53,347 --> 00:39:55,639
No.
871
00:39:55,721 --> 00:39:57,180
Someone's gotta have answers.
872
00:39:57,263 --> 00:40:00,222
It's called the Bible.
Read it.
873
00:40:00,305 --> 00:40:02,347
This stuff's been figured out
since day one.
874
00:40:02,430 --> 00:40:03,763
Day 39.
Whatever.
875
00:40:03,846 --> 00:40:05,846
Whenever Eve ate that apple.
876
00:40:05,930 --> 00:40:07,597
You really believe
there was an Eve?
877
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:09,180
Don't overthink it.
878
00:40:09,263 --> 00:40:11,013
You want to know
what God wants you to do?
879
00:40:11,097 --> 00:40:13,097
Start with the Ten Commandments.
880
00:40:13,180 --> 00:40:15,472
They're commandments.
881
00:40:20,347 --> 00:40:21,389
Okay.
882
00:40:23,138 --> 00:40:26,472
Greetings, Mo White supporters.
Hey, Kev,
883
00:40:26,555 --> 00:40:29,013
couple of cold ones
for your future congressman
884
00:40:29,097 --> 00:40:32,013
and his loyal campaign manager.
885
00:40:32,097 --> 00:40:34,888
And two whiskey chasers, please.
886
00:40:34,971 --> 00:40:38,263
Gentlemen, if I could have
your attention, please.
887
00:40:38,347 --> 00:40:40,389
The fact that you might want me
888
00:40:40,472 --> 00:40:42,305
- as your congressman again...
- Kev!
889
00:40:42,389 --> 00:40:43,971
That means a lot.
890
00:40:44,055 --> 00:40:47,180
I would like to clear
my existing tab,
891
00:40:47,263 --> 00:40:50,472
and here's a hundie
for the next one.
892
00:40:50,555 --> 00:40:51,639
Thank you, my good man.
893
00:40:51,721 --> 00:40:53,680
Thank you, Frank.
894
00:40:53,763 --> 00:40:56,138
And nobody understands
the people of the South Side
895
00:40:56,222 --> 00:40:58,555
- better than Mo White.
- That's right.
896
00:40:58,639 --> 00:41:00,222
- You want better jobs!
- Yeah.
897
00:41:00,305 --> 00:41:01,930
- You want safer streets.
- Yeah.
898
00:41:02,013 --> 00:41:03,597
You want
more affordable housing.
899
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:05,055
- Yeah.
- Well, then,
900
00:41:05,138 --> 00:41:08,055
I humbly, humbly,
ask for your vote.
901
00:41:08,138 --> 00:41:09,263
Cheers.
902
00:41:09,347 --> 00:41:11,347
Another round!
903
00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:16,263
And, uh, you are?
904
00:41:16,347 --> 00:41:19,263
If I could just have you
sign this right here.
905
00:41:19,347 --> 00:41:21,347
Thank you.
906
00:41:21,430 --> 00:41:23,389
Consent form.
907
00:41:23,472 --> 00:41:25,430
Here we go.
For the thousandth time,
908
00:41:25,514 --> 00:41:27,055
there was no way I could know
909
00:41:27,138 --> 00:41:28,680
that girl was only 15.
910
00:41:28,763 --> 00:41:30,222
What?
911
00:41:30,305 --> 00:41:31,930
And my relationship with Heather
912
00:41:32,013 --> 00:41:33,472
is long behind me now.
913
00:41:33,555 --> 00:41:35,763
And did you know that in China,
914
00:41:35,846 --> 00:41:38,180
the age of consent is 13?
915
00:41:38,263 --> 00:41:40,305
And that is a country
on the rise.
916
00:41:40,389 --> 00:41:41,888
Shit.
Okay, thank you, Mo.
917
00:41:41,971 --> 00:41:43,514
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
918
00:41:43,597 --> 00:41:46,180
All right.
We will see you at the polls.
919
00:41:46,263 --> 00:41:48,138
I remember this dude!
They hiked
920
00:41:48,222 --> 00:41:49,930
the Appalachian Trail together.
Said he was
921
00:41:50,013 --> 00:41:51,721
helping her get a merit badge.
922
00:41:51,805 --> 00:41:54,263
Mo left Congress to care
for his dying wife.
923
00:41:54,347 --> 00:41:56,472
Mo left Congress
to bang a 15-year-old.
924
00:41:56,555 --> 00:41:59,555
She said she was 18,
and you should've seen her.
925
00:41:59,639 --> 00:42:02,097
Look at this, you tell me
this girl looks 15, huh?
926
00:42:02,180 --> 00:42:04,222
Jesus!
She looks like she's ten.
927
00:42:04,305 --> 00:42:05,888
12, maybe.
928
00:42:05,971 --> 00:42:07,639
Okay, okay.
Did Mo make a mistake?
929
00:42:07,721 --> 00:42:09,055
Yes, he did.
930
00:42:09,138 --> 00:42:11,138
But he regrets it,
931
00:42:11,222 --> 00:42:13,389
and what's more important,
he paid for it.
932
00:42:13,472 --> 00:42:15,555
He went to jail.
933
00:42:15,639 --> 00:42:19,305
He's been rehabilitated.
The system works.
934
00:42:19,389 --> 00:42:22,055
I think what we all
have to keep in mind here
935
00:42:22,138 --> 00:42:25,055
is that Mo's
a great congressman,
936
00:42:25,138 --> 00:42:28,138
and before that,
he was the best football coach
937
00:42:28,222 --> 00:42:30,347
that Robert E. Lee High
ever had,
938
00:42:30,430 --> 00:42:32,721
and do you know
what's even more American
939
00:42:32,805 --> 00:42:34,013
than football?
940
00:42:34,097 --> 00:42:36,347
Second chances.
941
00:42:36,430 --> 00:42:38,971
Hell, this whole country
was built on second chances.
942
00:42:39,055 --> 00:42:40,971
O.J. got one.
943
00:42:41,055 --> 00:42:43,180
He blew it, but he got one.
944
00:42:43,263 --> 00:42:46,180
Teddy Kennedy, the man
you don't want behind the wheel
945
00:42:46,263 --> 00:42:48,013
if you need a ride
to the other end of the bridge?
946
00:42:48,097 --> 00:42:49,971
Reelected seven times.
947
00:42:50,055 --> 00:42:52,347
And admit it,
we're all pulling for Tiger
948
00:42:52,430 --> 00:42:55,263
every time he walks
on the course.
949
00:42:55,347 --> 00:42:58,013
My point is,
we all make mistakes.
950
00:42:58,097 --> 00:43:00,805
Don't we all
want a second chance?
951
00:43:00,888 --> 00:43:03,055
Man, I know I do.
952
00:43:03,138 --> 00:43:04,721
And for the South Side,
953
00:43:04,805 --> 00:43:09,555
Mo White is that second chance.
954
00:43:11,597 --> 00:43:13,347
You got my vote, Mo.
955
00:43:13,430 --> 00:43:14,639
Mo White.
956
00:43:14,721 --> 00:43:16,305
- Mo White!
- Mo White!
957
00:43:16,389 --> 00:43:18,430
Mo White! Mo White!
958
00:43:18,514 --> 00:43:20,639
Mo White! Mo White!
959
00:43:20,721 --> 00:43:22,805
Mo White! Mo White!
960
00:43:22,888 --> 00:43:24,305
Mo White!
Mo White!
961
00:43:24,389 --> 00:43:25,930
Another round!
Let's go!
962
00:43:30,097 --> 00:43:32,430
Oh, yeah!
963
00:43:32,514 --> 00:43:34,430
I'm sorry to bother you,
Mr. Congressman,
964
00:43:34,514 --> 00:43:35,846
but there's a, uh...
965
00:43:35,930 --> 00:43:38,180
- Lenora.
- Lenora here to see you.
966
00:43:38,263 --> 00:43:40,389
She says she has an appointment,
967
00:43:40,472 --> 00:43:42,680
but I don't have it
on the calendar.
968
00:43:47,472 --> 00:43:49,472
Congressman Ubberman
will see you now.
969
00:43:49,555 --> 00:43:51,263
Thank you so much.
970
00:44:06,888 --> 00:44:08,222
Hi, I'm Denise.
971
00:44:08,305 --> 00:44:09,430
Are you Alexandra's guardian?
972
00:44:09,514 --> 00:44:11,180
- Um, yeah.
- Great.
973
00:44:11,263 --> 00:44:12,222
Can I have your driver's license
974
00:44:12,305 --> 00:44:14,055
and insurance card, please?
975
00:44:14,138 --> 00:44:16,472
Um...
976
00:44:16,555 --> 00:44:18,389
look, Denise, uh,
977
00:44:18,472 --> 00:44:20,680
technically, I'm not
her legal guardian.
978
00:44:20,763 --> 00:44:22,389
All right?
But I'm...
979
00:44:22,472 --> 00:44:25,472
I'm looking out for her
until her mother gets back.
980
00:44:25,555 --> 00:44:28,013
But you don't know
when that's gonna be?
981
00:44:28,097 --> 00:44:30,013
No.
982
00:44:30,097 --> 00:44:32,555
You know where she is, though?
983
00:44:32,639 --> 00:44:34,555
No.
984
00:44:34,639 --> 00:44:37,680
Okay, I'm a social worker
here at the hospital.
985
00:44:37,763 --> 00:44:39,846
They sent me down here
because they have concerns
986
00:44:39,930 --> 00:44:41,222
about Alexandra's household.
987
00:44:41,305 --> 00:44:43,597
What does that mean?
988
00:44:43,721 --> 00:44:45,639
You say you're her brother,
and then you're her guardian.
989
00:44:45,721 --> 00:44:47,805
A man shows up and then leaves,
and now you say
990
00:44:47,888 --> 00:44:49,472
you're taking care of her
until her mother comes back,
991
00:44:49,555 --> 00:44:51,263
but she said her mother's
not coming back.
992
00:44:51,347 --> 00:44:52,805
Okay, I understand
that that sounds...
993
00:44:52,888 --> 00:44:55,597
We will sort all this out
when DCFS gets here.
994
00:44:57,721 --> 00:44:59,013
Right.
995
00:45:20,389 --> 00:45:23,222
You ready?
996
00:45:23,305 --> 00:45:26,263
Wubby missed you so much.
997
00:45:26,347 --> 00:45:28,222
It's been a while.
998
00:45:28,305 --> 00:45:30,555
- What made you...
- No talking!
999
00:45:30,639 --> 00:45:31,555
Harder.
1000
00:45:31,639 --> 00:45:33,222
What did I just say?
1001
00:45:33,305 --> 00:45:35,180
- Harder!
- You want harder?
1002
00:45:35,263 --> 00:45:37,930
Oh, my God!
1003
00:45:40,347 --> 00:45:42,013
There's a kid...
1004
00:45:42,097 --> 00:45:44,763
I want you to recommend
to West Point.
1005
00:45:44,846 --> 00:45:46,680
Oh!
1006
00:45:46,763 --> 00:45:48,680
Good kid.
Big heart.
1007
00:45:48,763 --> 00:45:50,013
Born to serve.
1008
00:45:50,097 --> 00:45:51,805
Ow!
1009
00:45:53,514 --> 00:45:57,305
I already recommended someone!
1010
00:45:57,389 --> 00:45:59,347
- Oh!
- Bitch, I'm not asking.
1011
00:45:59,430 --> 00:46:02,055
What's his name?
1012
00:46:02,138 --> 00:46:04,846
Carl Gallagher.
1013
00:46:04,930 --> 00:46:06,180
Ah!
1014
00:46:09,305 --> 00:46:10,514
Maybe... maybe I could, uh,
1015
00:46:10,597 --> 00:46:12,763
un-recommend the other kid.
1016
00:46:12,846 --> 00:46:13,930
Maybe?
1017
00:46:14,013 --> 00:46:15,097
Oh!
1018
00:46:15,180 --> 00:46:16,097
Yes!
1019
00:46:16,180 --> 00:46:18,597
Yes!
Yes!
1020
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:21,763
Yes! Yes!
1021
00:46:21,846 --> 00:46:22,971
Yes!
1022
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:05,055
♪ You know where I'm goin' ♪
1023
00:47:05,138 --> 00:47:07,639
♪ You know where I've gone ♪
1024
00:47:07,721 --> 00:47:09,930
♪ When you show off
a little ♪
1025
00:47:10,013 --> 00:47:12,514
♪ I said, baby, please
it's my time ♪
1026
00:47:20,721 --> 00:47:23,222
♪ You are what I'm hoping ♪
1027
00:47:23,305 --> 00:47:25,180
Hey, Xan, Xan, Xan.
1028
00:47:25,263 --> 00:47:26,930
Come on with me, all right?
1029
00:47:30,180 --> 00:47:32,472
Code blue.
Code blue.
1030
00:47:51,263 --> 00:47:52,888
Hey.
1031
00:47:52,971 --> 00:47:55,472
Oh, damn, girl!
What you all dressed up for?
1032
00:47:55,555 --> 00:47:57,472
I could ask you the same thing.
1033
00:47:57,555 --> 00:47:58,971
A story for another time.
1034
00:47:59,055 --> 00:48:00,138
I gotta look professional.
1035
00:48:00,222 --> 00:48:01,389
I got a meeting.
1036
00:48:01,472 --> 00:48:03,263
Oh, well, you look good.
1037
00:48:03,347 --> 00:48:04,680
Thank you.
It's H&M.
1038
00:48:04,763 --> 00:48:06,430
Gonna return the shit tomorrow.
1039
00:48:06,514 --> 00:48:08,555
Meeting with a man or a woman?
1040
00:48:08,639 --> 00:48:10,389
Does it matter?
I'd wear exactly
1041
00:48:10,472 --> 00:48:11,888
the same thing, regardless.
1042
00:48:11,971 --> 00:48:13,721
So a man.
1043
00:48:13,805 --> 00:48:15,721
Look, I need this deal
to happen, okay?
1044
00:48:15,805 --> 00:48:17,555
If I look good, can't hurt.
1045
00:48:17,639 --> 00:48:19,263
It's called dress for success.
1046
00:48:19,347 --> 00:48:20,846
Preaching to the choir.
1047
00:48:20,930 --> 00:48:22,680
So, are there gonna be drinks
at this meeting?
1048
00:48:22,763 --> 00:48:25,763
No, no, we're just
gonna sign some papers.
1049
00:48:25,846 --> 00:48:27,846
Uh, might have a little
champagne to celebrate.
1050
00:48:27,930 --> 00:48:29,222
Oh, nice.
Where?
1051
00:48:29,305 --> 00:48:32,263
At a hotel downtown.
1052
00:48:32,347 --> 00:48:34,639
Ford cool with that?
1053
00:48:36,347 --> 00:48:38,097
Fucking Ford.
1054
00:48:38,180 --> 00:48:39,639
He's acting weird.
1055
00:48:39,721 --> 00:48:41,555
Like, jealous.
1056
00:48:41,639 --> 00:48:43,138
Mm.
Wonder why.
1057
00:48:43,222 --> 00:48:44,472
Mm, it's not like that.
1058
00:48:44,555 --> 00:48:46,347
Then what's wrong?
1059
00:48:46,430 --> 00:48:48,389
Why is he bringing this up now?
I mean, suddenly,
1060
00:48:48,472 --> 00:48:49,680
he wants to be in a relationship
1061
00:48:49,763 --> 00:48:51,763
'cause I got a meeting
with a guy?
1062
00:48:51,846 --> 00:48:54,180
Is the guy hot?
1063
00:48:54,263 --> 00:48:55,347
Yeah, he's hot as fuck.
1064
00:48:55,430 --> 00:48:57,347
Yeah, but the...
1065
00:48:57,430 --> 00:48:58,472
why is it all on me?
1066
00:48:58,555 --> 00:49:00,472
Why can't Ford and I
just hang out?
1067
00:49:00,555 --> 00:49:02,763
Why does it have to turn
to some official thing?
1068
00:49:02,846 --> 00:49:04,639
Because when it's not
an official thing,
1069
00:49:04,721 --> 00:49:06,305
people get hurt.
1070
00:49:06,389 --> 00:49:08,138
- Hey, what's up, Fiona?
- Hi, Kev.
1071
00:49:08,222 --> 00:49:09,888
When people leave
their options open,
1072
00:49:09,971 --> 00:49:11,721
you can't trust each other.
1073
00:49:11,805 --> 00:49:13,721
When I started dating Kev,
I was like, "You're my man,
1074
00:49:13,805 --> 00:49:15,555
"I'm your girl, and if you're
not happy with that,
1075
00:49:15,639 --> 00:49:17,097
I'll kill you in your sleep."
1076
00:49:17,180 --> 00:49:18,472
It's true.
1077
00:49:18,555 --> 00:49:20,138
What's that?
1078
00:49:20,222 --> 00:49:23,805
I'm trying to make a logo
or a symbol or something
1079
00:49:23,888 --> 00:49:25,721
so I can put it in the window
1080
00:49:25,805 --> 00:49:27,721
so women know
that they're safe here.
1081
00:49:27,805 --> 00:49:29,097
- Hey, Kev.
- They're not.
1082
00:49:29,180 --> 00:49:31,347
I know. That's why I'm doing
a symbol, or a logo.
1083
00:49:31,430 --> 00:49:32,888
I need a quick beer and a bump.
1084
00:49:32,971 --> 00:49:35,930
This might be the hardest
I have ever worked.
1085
00:49:36,013 --> 00:49:37,971
Where's your candidate?
Kissing babies?
1086
00:49:38,055 --> 00:49:40,097
I hope he's just kissing.
1087
00:49:40,180 --> 00:49:41,763
Disgusting pedophile.
1088
00:49:41,846 --> 00:49:44,180
Which is why
there's no way in hell
1089
00:49:44,263 --> 00:49:46,763
he's ever gonna win.
I just need him to shut up,
1090
00:49:46,846 --> 00:49:48,430
or else people
are gonna stop contributing
1091
00:49:48,514 --> 00:49:49,888
to the campaign.
1092
00:49:49,971 --> 00:49:52,180
You are unbelievable.
1093
00:49:52,263 --> 00:49:54,846
You know me,
daughter of my dreams.
1094
00:49:54,930 --> 00:49:57,180
I never stop thinking
about tomorrow.
1095
00:49:57,971 --> 00:49:59,639
Kev.
1096
00:49:59,721 --> 00:50:02,180
Can I get a bump
of Jamie, please?
1097
00:50:02,263 --> 00:50:05,639
Hey, wasn't that
Bill Clinton's campaign song?
1098
00:50:05,721 --> 00:50:09,389
"Don't Stop Thinking
About Tomorrow"?
1099
00:50:09,472 --> 00:50:11,263
That's what we need.
1100
00:50:11,347 --> 00:50:13,263
A campaign song.
1101
00:50:13,347 --> 00:50:14,971
Well...
1102
00:50:18,013 --> 00:50:20,472
Ugh!
1103
00:50:20,555 --> 00:50:22,013
Democracy never sleeps.
1104
00:50:22,097 --> 00:50:24,763
Unless it's with a 15-year-old.
1105
00:50:28,597 --> 00:50:30,846
Hi.
1106
00:50:30,930 --> 00:50:33,222
Hey.
1107
00:50:33,305 --> 00:50:34,930
Not even gonna ask.
1108
00:50:36,597 --> 00:50:39,347
Totally forgot I was wearing it.
1109
00:50:41,263 --> 00:50:43,721
How did you know for sure
you were gay?
1110
00:50:43,805 --> 00:50:45,846
'Cause I was having sex
with a man.
1111
00:50:45,930 --> 00:50:47,263
Why?
1112
00:50:47,347 --> 00:50:48,971
I don't know.
1113
00:50:49,055 --> 00:50:50,805
I think I might be gay.
1114
00:50:50,888 --> 00:50:52,263
You're not gay.
1115
00:50:52,347 --> 00:50:53,846
How do you know?
1116
00:50:53,930 --> 00:50:55,680
Where is this coming from?
Is this 'cause
1117
00:50:55,763 --> 00:50:57,971
- you're a welder now?
- No.
1118
00:50:58,055 --> 00:50:59,888
I don't know.
I...
1119
00:50:59,971 --> 00:51:00,930
I've just been feeling ways
1120
00:51:01,013 --> 00:51:02,763
that I've never felt before.
1121
00:51:02,846 --> 00:51:04,430
Have you had sex
with another woman?
1122
00:51:04,514 --> 00:51:06,180
Yeah. I did, once.
1123
00:51:06,263 --> 00:51:07,680
It was a long time ago, but I
1124
00:51:07,763 --> 00:51:08,930
let a woman
I was babysitting for
1125
00:51:09,013 --> 00:51:11,013
go down on me.
1126
00:51:11,097 --> 00:51:12,347
Really?
1127
00:51:12,430 --> 00:51:13,846
Yeah.
Got a great tip.
1128
00:51:13,930 --> 00:51:17,639
- Did you return the favor?
- No.
1129
00:51:17,721 --> 00:51:20,055
Yeah, you're not gay.
You're a pillow princess.
1130
00:51:20,138 --> 00:51:22,222
Have you been with a girl since?
1131
00:51:22,305 --> 00:51:23,263
Yep.
I just made out with one
1132
00:51:23,347 --> 00:51:24,555
in the bathroom.
1133
00:51:24,639 --> 00:51:25,680
Okay, well, that's a start.
1134
00:51:25,763 --> 00:51:27,263
What kind of porn do you like?
1135
00:51:27,347 --> 00:51:28,721
I don't watch porn.
1136
00:51:28,805 --> 00:51:32,597
Bullshit.
Everyone watches porn.
1137
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:34,639
- I'm at least bisexual.
- No.
1138
00:51:34,721 --> 00:51:36,305
You're not.
1139
00:51:36,389 --> 00:51:39,097
Why do you keep telling me
what I'm not?
1140
00:51:39,180 --> 00:51:43,680
I thought Gay Jesus was all
about love and acceptance.
1141
00:51:43,763 --> 00:51:45,763
Sorry.
1142
00:51:45,846 --> 00:51:48,263
Yeah, I don't know
what we're about anymore.
1143
00:51:48,347 --> 00:51:50,555
The whole Gay Jesus thing
1144
00:51:50,639 --> 00:51:52,138
has gotten
completely out of hand.
1145
00:51:52,222 --> 00:51:55,846
I mean, people are doing
crazy shit.
1146
00:51:55,930 --> 00:51:58,763
Apparently, now I'm the gay Che.
1147
00:51:58,846 --> 00:52:00,305
Lately, I'm just feeling like...
1148
00:52:00,389 --> 00:52:01,971
Hey, news flash:
1149
00:52:02,055 --> 00:52:04,180
you're not Jesus,
and you're not gay Che.
1150
00:52:04,263 --> 00:52:06,888
You're a bipolar Gallagher
who doesn't take his meds.
1151
00:52:06,971 --> 00:52:08,263
So why don't you stop trying
to save the world
1152
00:52:08,347 --> 00:52:10,514
and save yourself?
1153
00:52:10,597 --> 00:52:12,222
I don't know what I am anymore.
1154
00:52:12,305 --> 00:52:14,222
At least you know you're gay.
1155
00:52:14,305 --> 00:52:15,846
Yeah.
1156
00:52:21,597 --> 00:52:23,888
Lenora...
1157
00:52:23,971 --> 00:52:26,305
obviously thinks
very highly of you.
1158
00:52:26,389 --> 00:52:28,180
Yes, sir.
1159
00:52:28,263 --> 00:52:30,138
So...
1160
00:52:35,263 --> 00:52:37,846
I know of no finer candidate
1161
00:52:37,930 --> 00:52:40,888
for admittance to West Point
1162
00:52:40,971 --> 00:52:44,055
than Carl... Gallagher.
1163
00:52:47,263 --> 00:52:49,389
Damn right, you don't.
1164
00:53:01,846 --> 00:53:03,930
♪ This ain't no playground ♪
1165
00:53:04,013 --> 00:53:05,846
♪ But it sure is
a lot of fun ♪
1166
00:53:05,930 --> 00:53:08,138
♪ If you want to get some ♪
1167
00:53:08,222 --> 00:53:11,555
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
1168
00:53:11,639 --> 00:53:13,680
♪ Saturday,
you could get wild ♪
1169
00:53:13,763 --> 00:53:15,013
♪ It's Sunday,
you can go to church ♪
1170
00:53:15,097 --> 00:53:16,347
♪ Find your religion ♪
1171
00:53:20,805 --> 00:53:22,846
♪ I see you floating ♪
1172
00:53:22,930 --> 00:53:24,430
♪ Like you're looking
for trouble ♪
1173
00:53:24,514 --> 00:53:27,180
♪ But you can't seem
to find it ♪
1174
00:53:30,846 --> 00:53:32,846
♪ Your feet are smoking ♪
1175
00:53:32,930 --> 00:53:34,180
♪ Take your
goody-two-shoes off ♪
1176
00:53:34,263 --> 00:53:35,597
♪ Throw 'em in the closet ♪
1177
00:53:49,138 --> 00:53:51,680
♪ So give me the sign ♪
1178
00:53:51,763 --> 00:53:53,888
♪ I'll give you a good time ♪
1179
00:53:53,971 --> 00:53:56,180
♪ And we can feel all right ♪
1180
00:53:56,263 --> 00:53:59,347
♪ Till daylight ♪
1181
00:53:59,430 --> 00:54:01,097
♪ What's on your mind ♪
1182
00:54:01,180 --> 00:54:03,430
♪ We got sugar and wine ♪
1183
00:54:03,514 --> 00:54:05,763
♪ So give me the sign ♪
1184
00:54:05,846 --> 00:54:07,347
♪ I'll give you a good time ♪
1185
00:54:07,430 --> 00:54:09,971
It's a pretty fucking
good apology.
1186
00:54:27,222 --> 00:54:28,222
♪ I've been drinking ♪
1187
00:54:28,305 --> 00:54:31,305
♪ In the evening ♪
1188
00:54:31,389 --> 00:54:35,222
♪ Because our bedroom
has been freezing ♪
1189
00:54:35,305 --> 00:54:37,138
♪ Better put my money on it ♪
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