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[ Creaking ]
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[ Person Exhaling ]
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[ Dog Barking ]
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[ Man On TV Chattering ]
I'm working my triceps.
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I'm working the back of my calves,
and I'm working my heart.
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[ Chattering Continues ]
[ Wind Chimes Tinkling ]
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[ Chomping ]
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whole body calorie burning.
whole body muscle toning. Everything.
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Now what about upper body?
All right. We'll do upper body.
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[ Horse Whinnying ]
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Now, here's one ofour new movements.
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I want you to see the range of motion.
Just go to ��Hurdle" or ��Sprint."
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Look at the sprint that I have.
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How many people
can get that range of motion?
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Say I wanna dojust my hip flexors
or my buttocks even more.
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I do what's called digging.
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Look at the range of motion.
I use this for a lot ofswimwear models.
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Very, very, very important.
How 'bout Butt Squeeze?
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Yup.
I see you wanted to touch.
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That's a good way-
Not this show!
Not touching this show!
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[ Rattling ]
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[ Children Laughing ]
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[ woman Narrating ]
Hell is a teenage girl.
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[ Laughing Continues ]
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[ Birds Chirping ]
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[ Narrating Continues ]
I guess I'm not exactly perfect myself.
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But at least I have my fans.
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I mean, I get letters every day.
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Mostly from perverts and chesters,
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but still...
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I'm kinda the shit.
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[ women Shouting ]
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Rec time started
five minutes ago, Needy.
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Grassy-ass, Raymundo.
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Sometimes, the letters are from people
who say they're praying for me.
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They tell me everything will be okay
if I just acceptJesus Christ into my heart.
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I say the words,
but nothing ever happens.
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Nobody comes back.
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Nobody gets offthe cross.
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welcome to the Mental Olympics.
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They're big on recreation here.
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Supposedly,
it helps us vent our aggressions.
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Oh, yeah!
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Personally, I think they're
trying to wear us out,
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keep us sluggish
so there won't be an uprising.
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well, thoseJ.V. tactics
won't work against me.
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I'm a kicker.
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K-I-C-K-E-R.
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It even says so on my chart.
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Just one Toast 'Em, huh?
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I like Toast 'Ems.
Well, that's good.
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But I'm not sure a Toast 'Em
can provide sufficient energy
during your day.
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I recommend
more complex carbo�
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- No, she didn't!
- I recommend you shut the fuck up!
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- All right.
- [ Cheering ]
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[ woman Shouting ]
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Don't touch me!
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Panting ]
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[ Narrating Continues ]
I wasn't always this cracked.
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I used to be normal.
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well, as normal as any girl
under the influence
ofteenage hormones.
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But after the killings began,
I started to feel�
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I don't know-
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loose around the edges or something.
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?? [ Speakers: Muzak ]
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God!
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I hate this fucking song.
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?? [ Rock ]
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This is where it all went down.
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��Devil's Kettle" sounds twisted, I know,
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but the place isjust named
after a waterfall.
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Technically,
it's not a normal waterfall.
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It goes into this hole,
and it doesn't come out.
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The scientist guys dropped
all kinds ofthings down there,
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but nothing ever surfaces.
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Maybe it's another dimension.
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or, you know,just really deep.
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?? [ Pop ]
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Just two months ago,
me,Jennifer and my boyfriend, Chip,
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were completely normal people.
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we were ouryearbook pictures.
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Nothing more, nothing less.
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? one ?
? I'm biting my tongue ?
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? Two ?
? He's kissin' on you ?
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? Three ?
? oh, why can't you see ?
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? One, two, three, four?
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[ Narrating Continues ]
There'sJennifer.
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only back then, we were tight.
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Sisters, practically.
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People found it hard to believe
that a babe likeJennifer...
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would associate with a dork like me.
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Sandbox love never dies.
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? Dance, dance, dance, dance ?
? You are the girl ?
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? That I've been dreaming of?
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You're totally lesbi-gay.
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What?
She's my best friend.
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[ Mock Giggling ]
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? Ever since I was a little girl ?
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? one ?
? I'm biting my tongue ?
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? Two ?
? He's kissing on you ??
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Hey, Monistat.
What's up, Vagisil?
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You and me
are going out tonight.
Uh, tonight. Why?
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Because Low Shoulder
are playing at Melody Lane.
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They're this indie rock band
from the city.
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I saw their MySpace page,
and the lead singer's extra salty.
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Plus, there'll be lots
ofother salty morsels
there foryou.
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Come on, Needy.
I promised Chip that I would
hang out with him tonight.
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Boo. Cross out Needy.
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What time is the show?
I'll pickyou up at 8:30.
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My mom has a date
with that guy who owns
the ham store.
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He seems nice.
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wear something cute, okay?
Okay.
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'�wear something cute"
meant something very specific
in Jennifer-speak.
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It meant I couldn't look like a total zero,
but I couldn't upstage her either.
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I could expose my stomach,
but never my cleavage.
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Tits were her trademark.
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Thosejeans are hella low.
I can almost see your front butt.
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It's a rock show.
This is my rock look.
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Well, I can see, like,
yourwomb, so�
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I've never even heard
of Low Shoulder.
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which one
isJennifer stalking?
The lead singer.
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Girls like her don't go out
with drummers.
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- Thanks a lot.
- No offense.
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She'd probably make an exception
ifyou were, like, a drummer
who's also the lead singer.
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- Like Phil Collins.
- Who's Phil Collins?
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Forget it.
He's seminal, but whatever.
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Anyway, this singer guy,
Jennifer says he's extra salty, so-
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Salty.
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Salty means beautiful.
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Well, then you must be
soy sauce, babe.
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Jennifer's here.
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How do you know?
Needy!
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Quit tampooning yourself
and get down here.
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That's fucking weird.
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Better hurry
before she gets annoyed.
[ Grunts ]
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You always do whatJennifer
tells you to do.
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No, I don't. It'sjust that I like
the same things that she likes.
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We have stuff in common.
That's why we're biffs.
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You guys don't have
anything in common.
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Yeah. okay, Chip.
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Guess who's got the whip
until 1 1 :30.
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A 2003 Chrysler Sebring,
and it's all mine.
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[ Giggles ]
oh, hi, Chip.
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[ Sniffs ]
It smells like Thai food in here.
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- Have you guys been fucking?
- You're gross.
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- You're gross. You're gross.
- You're so gross.
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Fuck you.
Let's go to the club.
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Melody Lane is not a club.
It's a bar.
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It's not even a bar.
It's like a bingo hall with taps.
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Eat my ass, Chip.
You'rejustJell-O
'cause you're not invited.
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I'm notjealous.
That place is disgusting.
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Everyone in there
has a mustache.
You're totallyJell-O.
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You're lime-green Jell-O,
and you can't even admit it
to yourself.
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[ Exhales ]
Stop kidnapping my girlfriend.
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?? [ Rock ]
You wish.
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[ Needy Narrating ]
Chip was right.
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Melody Lane is definitely not a club.
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[ Pool Balls Clacking ]
Clubs are for attractive people
in populous urban areas.
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Clubs have D.J.'s and champagne.
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[ Man ]
As they come around the corner-
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[ Needy Narrating ]
All we have is a jukebox
and a sticker toilet.
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? You wanna fly
Don't want your feet on the ground ?
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- ? You stay up, you won't come down ?
- [ Chattering ]
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I cannot wait until I'm
old enough to get wasted.
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Hey,Jennifer.
You look really pretty.
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What up, Craig?
[ Laughs ]
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He thinks he's cute enough for me.
And that's why he's in retard math.
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Swing and miss.
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Hey, it's Ahmet from India,
that foreign exchange guy.
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I wonder if he's circumcised.
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I always wanted
to try a sea cucumber.
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Ew.
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Jennifer Check.
Shouldn't poison yourself
with that shit.
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Unless you want me
to arrest ya for possession.
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You're gonna arrest me?
You're not even out of
the academyyet, Roman.
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Two more months.
Then I'm on the force for reals.
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Are you, uh�
you're gonna cuff me?
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[ Groans ]
Don't do that.
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Okay? Not here.
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[ Needy ]
Hey, that's the band.
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[ woman Laughing, Echoing ]
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Mmm. You can totally tell
they're from the city.
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Yeah, 'cause they're
wearing eyeliner. They look
like a bunch offaygos.
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Well, you would think that,
Roman, because you're
a small-time Gomer.
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I wish we had more guys
like that in Devil's Kettle.
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All stylish and shit.
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[ Tuning ]
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[Jennifer ]
I think they need two groupies.
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No! No. Come on.
Don't be soJ.V., Needy.
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They'rejust boys, morsels.
We have all the power.
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Don't you know that?
These things?
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These are like
smart bombs. Okay?
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You point them
in the right direction,
and shit gets real.
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Hi.
Hi.
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Uh� [ Giggling ]
wejust wanted to meet you
or something.
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I'm Jennifer Check,
and this is my friend.
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Hi. I'm Nikolai.
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This is, uh�
These guys are my band.
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Low Shoulder.
Yeah, we've heard�
I've heard about you.
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You play your instruments
really super good.
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Thankyou.
We are professionals.
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Hey. Sorry.
Could I askyou a question?
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Um, why would you wanna play
all the way out here in Devil's Kettle?
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You live in the city, right?
Yeah.
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But, you know, I think it's
really important sometimes to
try and connect with our fans...
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in the shitty areas too.
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That's amazing.
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[ Chuckling ]
Can I, um� Can I buyyou a drink?
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Sure. What are we having?
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They have this really awesome
9/1 1 tribute shooter.
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It's red, white and blue,
but you have to drink it really fast
or it turns brownish.
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All right.
Well, we'll drink it fast.
okay.
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- Okay.
- I'll be right back.
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Hey, how- how are you
gonna get alcohol?
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Um, I'll just play Hello Titty
with the bartender.
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[ Man ]
Aw, shit.
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Dirk, what about her?
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- who,Jan Brady?
- No, man. Fuckyou.
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I'm talking about the one
who went to get me a drink.
The State Fair Butter Princess.
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That's the one.
I don't know.
Are you sure she's-
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Listen, I grew up
in a town like this, okay?
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There's always that girl.
They love to show it off,
but they do not give it up.
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You told us
you were from Brooklyn.
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My point is, this girl is
definitely a virgin, okay?
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- I know girls like that. I've dated chicks�
- I don't know.
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well, we didn't drive all the way
out here for nothing, so--
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- Excuse me.
- Hey.
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Hey. That's my best friend
that you're talking about.
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And you're right.
She is a virgin.
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And that beats sleeping
with creeps like you.
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[ Groans ]
236
00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:14,936
Tower One isn't full enough.
237
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:17,313
Those guys are rank,Jen.
Just forget about it.
238
00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:20,358
You know what? I think
the lead singer wants me.
239
00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:23,319
Only because he thinks
that you're a virgin.
I heard them talking.
240
00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:27,907
What? I'm not even
a backdoor virgin anymore,
thanks to Roman.
241
00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:30,326
And by the way, that hurts.
242
00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:32,370
I couldn't even go to Flags
the next day.
243
00:14:32,454 --> 00:14:35,039
I had to stay home
and sit on a bag offrozen peas.
244
00:14:35,165 --> 00:14:38,001
Oh, my God.
[ Electricity Humming ]
245
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:42,338
[ Nikolai ]
Good evening, Devil's Lake.
[ Man ] Devil's Kettle!
246
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:44,424
Fuckin'-A right, it is.
247
00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:46,509
?? [ Rock ]
248
00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:07,030
? All alone in an empty room ?
249
00:15:07,114 --> 00:15:09,574
? Nothing left
but the memories ?
250
00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:11,576
? Ofwhen ?
251
00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:14,412
? I had my best friend ?
252
00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:18,166
? And I don't know
how we ended up here ?
253
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:22,003
? I don't know
but it's never been so clear?
254
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:27,258
? We made a mistake, dear?
255
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:30,553
? And I see ?
256
00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:35,099
? The broken glass
in front of me ?
257
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:38,144
? I see ?
258
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:42,649
? Your shadow hanging over me ?
259
00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:46,402
? And your face, I can see ?
260
00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:50,823
? Through the trees ?
261
00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:54,077
? I will find you ?
262
00:15:54,161 --> 00:15:57,622
? I will heal ?
263
00:15:57,706 --> 00:16:01,542
? The ruins left inside you ?
264
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:05,046
? 'Cause I'm still here breathing now ?
265
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:12,428
? I'm still here breathing now ?
266
00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:15,973
? Until I'm set free ?
267
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:18,726
? Go quiet through the trees ?
268
00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:24,982
? And I remember
how we used to talk ?
269
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:30,279
? About the places we would go
when we grew up ?
270
00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:32,865
? And all that we were gonna find ?
271
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:39,539
? And I remember
watching our seeds grow ?
272
00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:43,459
? And howyou cried when you
saw the first leafshow ??
273
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:46,212
[ Gasps, Screams ]
274
00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:49,215
[ Glass Shattering ]
275
00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:51,300
[ Man ]
Everybody, run!
276
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:52,969
[ Woman Screams ]
277
00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:59,308
[ Screams ]
[ Bones Cracking ]
278
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:05,898
- [ Screams ]
- We can't get through there!
279
00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:08,943
I know where to go!
280
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:27,628
[ Screaming ]
281
00:17:32,634 --> 00:17:34,761
Hey. Hey.Jen?
282
00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:37,972
[ Screaming ]
283
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:41,934
Hey.
284
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:45,313
Jennifer?
oh, thank God
you guys are all right.
285
00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:48,149
I've been looking
everywhere foryou two.
286
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:51,360
Listen, it's really
dangerous out here.
287
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:55,364
You wanna head someplace
safer, like my van?
What?
288
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:59,869
I'm in survival mode right now,
and I want us to get to a familiar place.
289
00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:02,371
And right now,
I feel like that's my van.
okay.
290
00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:04,415
Okay, this one's
in shock. Great.
291
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,918
Are you in shock?
Have some ofthat.
292
00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:09,253
No.
293
00:18:09,379 --> 00:18:12,507
Jennifer?
[ Coughing ]
294
00:18:14,092 --> 00:18:16,052
Hey.
295
00:18:17,721 --> 00:18:20,473
Let's go,Jennifer!
Let's go to the van.
296
00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:23,392
I wanna go to your really cool van.
Needy, let's go see his van.
297
00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:25,353
why? Why should we?
298
00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:27,855
We have the Sebring.
Let'sjust get out of here! Please?
299
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,983
Needy, stop it!
Just shut up.
300
00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:49,126
[ Needy Narrating ]
I watched her get into that van,
301
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:51,796
and I knew something awful
was going to happen.
302
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,881
He was skinny and twisted and evil,
303
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:57,218
like this petrified tree
I saw when I was a kid.
304
00:18:58,762 --> 00:19:00,763
[ Panting ]
305
00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:24,745
[ Explosion ]
[ Siren Wailing ]
306
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,841
Oh.
307
00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:39,260
[ Beeps ]
308
00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:43,264
[ Cell Phone Chiming ]
309
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,772
[ Beeps ]
310
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,234
- Hey, Niedermeyer.
- Oh, thank God you're there.
311
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:57,612
What's wrong?
Jennifer's gone.
312
00:19:57,696 --> 00:20:00,114
She ran offwith that rock band,
and Melody Lane burned down.
313
00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:05,578
You're okay, right?
Uh, yeah.
314
00:20:05,662 --> 00:20:07,997
But there was this huge stampede,
315
00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:10,291
and all the people that fainted
got run over,
316
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:13,294
and you could hear
their bones breaking.
317
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:15,713
And the people�
[ Sobs ]
318
00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:19,091
like, the people on fire
just smelled like�
319
00:20:19,217 --> 00:20:22,219
This is crazy.
Jennifer's still with
those creeps.
320
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:25,640
They took her in their spooky van
with the windows all blacked out.
321
00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:29,352
- Did you get the make and model?
- I don't know, Chip. An '89 Rapist?
322
00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:31,562
She's still in there.
We have to go find her.
323
00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:33,773
Who cares aboutJennifer
and those douche bags...
324
00:20:33,857 --> 00:20:35,858
with their douche bag haircuts
and their man-scara?
325
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:38,027
Peoplejust burned to death.
326
00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:40,780
[ Doorbell Ringing ]
Oh, cheese and fries.
There's somebody here!
327
00:20:40,864 --> 00:20:43,032
I'm all alone.
I'm freaked out.
328
00:20:43,116 --> 00:20:45,785
- Where is your mom?
- Swing shift.
329
00:20:48,121 --> 00:20:51,165
Stay on the phone
with me, okay?
330
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:57,088
Needy, do you want me
to come over or something?
331
00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:59,507
I don't know. Maybe.
332
00:21:10,852 --> 00:21:12,728
[ Chip ]
Needy?
333
00:21:19,319 --> 00:21:21,320
Okay, so now
there's no one here.
334
00:21:22,572 --> 00:21:25,074
That's so strange.
335
00:21:25,158 --> 00:21:27,159
Maybe I'm going crazy.
336
00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:31,580
It's probably nothing.
337
00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:34,417
Look, I'll call you later.
Okay.
338
00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:40,506
[ Faint Thumping ]
339
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:55,312
[ Floorboards Creaking ]
340
00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:22,590
[ Hinges Squeak ]
341
00:22:31,641 --> 00:22:33,934
[ water Dripping ]
342
00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:49,950
[ Pipes Squeaking ]
343
00:22:51,244 --> 00:22:54,163
[ Screams ]
Hi.
344
00:22:54,247 --> 00:22:57,208
[ Dripping ]
345
00:23:02,422 --> 00:23:04,965
Jen.
346
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:07,051
What happened?
347
00:23:12,140 --> 00:23:18,729
Jen?
348
00:23:31,118 --> 00:23:33,494
[ Refrigerator Door opens ]
349
00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:44,839
Um�
350
00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:50,094
My mom got that at Boston Market,
and I'm� I'm not supposed to-
351
00:23:50,178 --> 00:23:53,430
[ Roaring ]
352
00:23:54,432 --> 00:23:57,101
[ Gagging ]
353
00:23:57,185 --> 00:23:59,186
[ Retching ]
354
00:24:19,499 --> 00:24:22,084
[ Giggling ]
355
00:24:23,837 --> 00:24:25,754
Jennifer.Jennifer?
356
00:24:27,090 --> 00:24:29,049
Jennifer.
357
00:24:30,468 --> 00:24:33,554
[ Giggling Continues ]
358
00:24:46,985 --> 00:24:48,903
[ Panting ]
359
00:24:53,825 --> 00:24:55,451
Are you scared?
360
00:25:10,008 --> 00:25:11,884
[ Siren Wailing ]
361
00:25:11,968 --> 00:25:14,511
[ Door opens ]
Jennifer!
362
00:25:26,149 --> 00:25:29,902
[ Woman on Radio, Faint ]
363
00:25:29,986 --> 00:25:32,029
Another body under here!
364
00:25:32,113 --> 00:25:35,449
?? [ Rock ]
365
00:25:39,829 --> 00:25:42,164
I heard Needy and Jennifer
were there,
366
00:25:42,249 --> 00:25:45,167
and they had to
fight their way out
with a machete.
367
00:25:45,252 --> 00:25:47,378
Look, she's not
even moving.
368
00:25:47,462 --> 00:25:50,047
It's called post-traumatic
stress disorder.
369
00:25:50,131 --> 00:25:52,967
My dad was in operation
Enduring Freedom,
370
00:25:53,051 --> 00:25:56,220
and he totally, like, stopped talking
for, like, months.
371
00:26:00,976 --> 00:26:04,770
I'll be Perfect Prom Betty,
and you be her.
372
00:26:04,854 --> 00:26:06,563
Why do I have to be Ugly Ashley?
373
00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:09,316
Ow!
What's wrong,Jennifer?
374
00:26:18,159 --> 00:26:21,078
Don't tell my mom about this.
She'll make me a shot.
375
00:26:21,162 --> 00:26:23,163
I never tell on you.
376
00:26:26,042 --> 00:26:28,585
Where's it at, Monistat?
377
00:26:30,714 --> 00:26:33,632
- You're all right.
- Yeah. Why wouldn't I be?
378
00:26:33,717 --> 00:26:35,676
'Cause last night
at my house, you were�
379
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:38,137
You do have a tendency
to overreact.
380
00:26:38,221 --> 00:26:42,099
Remember when we were in
Girl Scout camp, and you thought
that there was an earthquake,
381
00:26:42,183 --> 00:26:45,019
but it wasjust two guys
with a ghetto blaster?
382
00:26:46,062 --> 00:26:48,272
People died,Jennifer.
383
00:26:48,356 --> 00:26:51,650
It's, like, all over the news.
National news.
384
00:26:53,528 --> 00:26:56,780
Anybody that we know?
We know everyone.
385
00:26:58,575 --> 00:27:00,576
Sucks to be them, I guess.
386
00:27:03,079 --> 00:27:06,415
What is wrong with you?
What's wrong with you?
387
00:27:06,499 --> 00:27:08,834
Besides the obvious surface flaws.
388
00:27:11,129 --> 00:27:13,130
[ Needy Narrating ]
I knew it was real.
389
00:27:13,214 --> 00:27:18,302
I'd been up all night,
scrubbing the carnage offthe linoleum.
390
00:27:18,386 --> 00:27:20,554
[ Crying ]
391
00:27:24,934 --> 00:27:26,560
Shoot.
392
00:27:26,644 --> 00:27:28,312
Please don't talk to yourself.
393
00:27:28,396 --> 00:27:30,439
It's one ofyour more
freakish Needy behaviors...
394
00:27:30,523 --> 00:27:32,900
and it makes us both look
like total gaylords.
395
00:27:32,984 --> 00:27:35,694
Ew. Fuck. You need a mani bad.
396
00:27:35,779 --> 00:27:38,155
You should find a Chinese chick
to buffyour situation.
397
00:27:38,239 --> 00:27:40,407
[ Door Closes ]
398
00:27:42,577 --> 00:27:46,288
This is a dark, dark day...
399
00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:48,332
for Devil's Kettle.
400
00:27:48,416 --> 00:27:51,168
And believe me you,
I have lived through some�
401
00:27:52,837 --> 00:27:54,838
some pretty heavy stuff.
402
00:27:57,258 --> 00:28:01,720
We lost eight precious students...
403
00:28:01,805 --> 00:28:04,973
including Ahmet from India,
404
00:28:05,058 --> 00:28:07,643
several parents...
405
00:28:07,727 --> 00:28:10,187
and our beloved Spanish teacher,
406
00:28:11,773 --> 00:28:13,690
Se?orita Erickson.
407
00:28:13,775 --> 00:28:15,692
No way. Erickson ate shit?
408
00:28:15,777 --> 00:28:19,279
Now more than ever,
put aside your teenage concerns...
409
00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:23,784
about who's a cool dude,
or who's a ho.
410
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:28,622
we can't let that damn fire win.
411
00:28:28,706 --> 00:28:31,500
It already won.
412
00:28:31,584 --> 00:28:33,794
God bless you kids.
413
00:28:44,848 --> 00:28:47,683
[ Sobbing ]
414
00:28:54,274 --> 00:28:57,109
[ Bell Ringing ]
415
00:28:57,235 --> 00:29:00,946
There's no band practice today.
There's no anything today.
416
00:29:01,030 --> 00:29:05,451
It's surreal, right?
When just one person dies in
Devil's Kettle, it's like time stops.
417
00:29:05,535 --> 00:29:08,036
Feel guiltyjust breathing.
418
00:29:08,121 --> 00:29:10,747
Word.
419
00:29:10,832 --> 00:29:13,834
Chip, I need to tell you
something kinda weird.
420
00:29:15,837 --> 00:29:18,130
It's aboutJennifer.
what?
421
00:29:20,341 --> 00:29:24,595
You know how last night we were talking,
and someone came to my house?
It wasJennifer.
422
00:29:24,679 --> 00:29:27,639
She looked like
she had been beaten up
or shot or something.
423
00:29:27,724 --> 00:29:32,769
And then she barfed up
this, like, disgusting, prickly stuff...
424
00:29:32,854 --> 00:29:36,398
that looked like roadkill
and, like, sewing needles
mixed together.
425
00:29:36,483 --> 00:29:38,108
Yuck.
426
00:29:38,193 --> 00:29:42,362
Well, she probably
just inhaled a whole bunch
ofsmoke or something.
427
00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:44,364
No, Chip. No, it was like�
428
00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:46,700
It was, like, evil.
429
00:29:48,077 --> 00:29:50,662
Needy, I think
you might wanna talk
to the school shrink.
430
00:29:50,747 --> 00:29:52,539
I'm not saying that
to be a dillhole.
431
00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:55,000
Chip, I don't tell whoppers,
and I'm not crazy.
432
00:29:55,084 --> 00:29:56,752
I didn't say you were crazy.
433
00:29:56,836 --> 00:29:59,755
It'sjust, everybody's
a little messed up about this,
and it's okay to feel�
434
00:29:59,881 --> 00:30:02,466
Discombobulated?
Yeah. Fucked up.
435
00:30:02,550 --> 00:30:04,301
Hey, Needy.
436
00:30:04,385 --> 00:30:08,889
- Oh, hi, Colin.
- I heard you were there last night
in the fiery trenches.
437
00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:12,184
Yeah.
438
00:30:13,394 --> 00:30:15,354
Well, I'm glad you didn't die.
439
00:30:15,438 --> 00:30:18,440
- Thanks.
- Seriously.
440
00:30:21,903 --> 00:30:23,904
How are you friends
with Colin Gray?
441
00:30:23,988 --> 00:30:26,073
I thought Colin Gray
only talked to the Dead Girls.
442
00:30:26,157 --> 00:30:28,158
I just am. We have
Creative Nonfiction together.
443
00:30:28,243 --> 00:30:32,204
He's a really good writer.
He's, like, all dark
and emotional and stuff.
444
00:30:32,288 --> 00:30:36,625
Oh. Well, I'm like that too.
I mean, I can relate.
445
00:30:36,709 --> 00:30:40,712
You know, I'm not all obvious
about it like a poser.
446
00:30:41,798 --> 00:30:43,757
Walk me home?
447
00:30:44,801 --> 00:30:46,927
You know it, babe.
448
00:30:47,095 --> 00:30:49,012
?? [ Hard Rock ]
449
00:30:54,894 --> 00:30:56,853
[ woman Screaming ]
450
00:30:57,855 --> 00:31:02,776
[ Man ]
? It's all right ?
451
00:31:04,487 --> 00:31:08,532
? It's all right ??
452
00:31:10,034 --> 00:31:14,580
Hi.
Hey,Jennifer.
453
00:31:14,706 --> 00:31:18,750
I'm crazy sorry about
your profound loss.
[ Sniffles ]
454
00:31:18,835 --> 00:31:21,086
You are crying about Craig, right?
455
00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:25,048
He was my best friend.
456
00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:27,884
You know, I was there last night,
457
00:31:27,969 --> 00:31:32,556
and I was probably the last person
to talk to him, like, ever.
458
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:35,642
Wow.
You know what he said?
459
00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:39,980
Craig said that he always
thought you and me...
460
00:31:40,064 --> 00:31:43,358
would make
a totally banging couple.
461
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:47,404
Isn't thatjust so weird?
462
00:31:47,488 --> 00:31:50,157
He� He said ��banging"?
463
00:31:54,495 --> 00:31:56,788
Feel my heart,Jonas.
464
00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:02,294
I think it's broken.
465
00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:06,131
Mine too.
466
00:32:06,215 --> 00:32:09,259
You come with me,
just for a little while.
467
00:32:10,345 --> 00:32:12,804
It's what Craig would have wanted.
468
00:32:13,931 --> 00:32:16,266
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
469
00:32:24,359 --> 00:32:26,318
[ Bird Squawking ]
470
00:32:39,082 --> 00:32:42,459
You're so warm.
Why are you so warm?
471
00:32:42,543 --> 00:32:44,461
Shutties.
472
00:32:48,925 --> 00:32:51,343
[ Cawing ]
473
00:32:53,846 --> 00:32:56,431
[ Barking In Distance ]
474
00:32:56,557 --> 00:32:58,809
[ Squawking ]
Jennifer.
475
00:32:58,893 --> 00:33:01,603
Jen.
what?
476
00:33:01,688 --> 00:33:03,188
Look.
477
00:33:07,318 --> 00:33:09,236
Mm-hmm.
478
00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:13,198
[ Chuckles ]
479
00:33:13,282 --> 00:33:15,242
They're waiting.
480
00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:24,751
Okay.
481
00:33:31,342 --> 00:33:37,097
Mmm.
482
00:33:40,059 --> 00:33:42,144
Do you miss Craig?
483
00:33:44,105 --> 00:33:46,690
Ofcourse.
484
00:33:46,774 --> 00:33:49,234
Well, you're gonna see
your buddy really soon.
485
00:33:49,318 --> 00:33:51,737
What, you mean,
like, in heaven someday?
486
00:33:53,364 --> 00:33:55,282
Nope.
487
00:33:56,826 --> 00:33:58,702
[ Roaring ]
488
00:33:58,786 --> 00:34:01,872
[Jonas Screaming ]
God.
489
00:34:01,956 --> 00:34:04,541
[ Screaming Continues ]
490
00:34:08,546 --> 00:34:10,547
Let it all out, kids.
491
00:34:10,631 --> 00:34:14,676
[ Screaming Continues ]
492
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:16,636
[ Dog Barking ]
493
00:34:16,804 --> 00:34:19,473
?? [ Radio: Rock ]
You want some baloney,
Spector?
494
00:34:19,557 --> 00:34:22,267
[ Man on Radio ]
And that was Low Shoulder,
the local band...
495
00:34:22,351 --> 00:34:26,688
who became
unlikely heroes ofthe tragedy
in Devil's Kettle last night.
496
00:34:26,772 --> 00:34:30,650
Eyewitnesses say
the boys helped numerous people
escape the inferno,
497
00:34:30,735 --> 00:34:33,361
risking their own lives
in the process.
498
00:34:33,446 --> 00:34:36,615
That's rock and roll with a conscience,
ladies and gentlemen.
499
00:34:36,699 --> 00:34:41,077
And guess what. We are
honored to have Low Shoulder
in the studio right now.
500
00:34:41,162 --> 00:34:43,830
Now, howyou guys holdin' up?
501
00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:45,832
[ Nikolai ]
We're maintaining, man.
502
00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:48,126
It's not easy, but, you know,
the real heroes...
503
00:34:48,211 --> 00:34:50,670
are the people of Devil's Lake.
504
00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:55,550
I just hope we can convey 1 /1 0th
oftheir courage and spirit...
505
00:34:55,635 --> 00:34:57,677
on our upcoming album.
506
00:34:59,180 --> 00:35:01,765
[ Bird Squawks ]
[ Flies Buzzing ]
507
00:35:08,022 --> 00:35:09,981
[ Gasps ]
508
00:35:12,902 --> 00:35:14,945
Virgin mother.
509
00:35:15,071 --> 00:35:17,781
?? [ Radio: Woman Singing ]
Crap.
510
00:35:17,907 --> 00:35:19,783
You said it.
Hey, Mom.
511
00:35:20,785 --> 00:35:22,786
I didn't know
you were up.
512
00:35:22,870 --> 00:35:24,579
Yeah.
513
00:35:25,873 --> 00:35:29,668
Oh, God. I had another one
of my night terrors.
514
00:35:29,752 --> 00:35:32,337
Well, it's 4:00, so technically
you had a day terror.
515
00:35:32,421 --> 00:35:35,131
Right.
516
00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:37,842
What'd you dream about?
517
00:35:37,927 --> 00:35:42,472
I dreamed some bad people
were trying to nail you to a tree...
518
00:35:42,557 --> 00:35:46,893
with hammers and big stakes and shit.
519
00:35:48,437 --> 00:35:50,397
Just likeJ.C.
520
00:35:52,275 --> 00:35:56,778
But I didn't let 'em get you,
'cause I'm a hard-assed,
Ford-tough mama bear.
521
00:35:56,862 --> 00:35:59,656
I can take care of myself.
522
00:35:59,740 --> 00:36:01,658
Yeah, you say that,
523
00:36:01,742 --> 00:36:05,078
but one day you're
gonna be crying out for me,
and I'm not gonna be there.
524
00:36:07,790 --> 00:36:10,917
[ woman Screaming, Crying ]
No!
525
00:37:15,399 --> 00:37:17,442
[ Man on TV ]
Fatalities have grown in a horrific fire...
526
00:37:17,526 --> 00:37:19,527
that destroyed a popular
local nightclub...
[ Cell Phone Rings ]
527
00:37:19,612 --> 00:37:20,320
in Devil's Kettle last night.
528
00:37:21,739 --> 00:37:26,743
Yeah?
I feel so scrumptious!
529
00:37:26,869 --> 00:37:29,454
Goody foryou.
You know when you kiss a boy
for the first time,
530
00:37:29,538 --> 00:37:32,123
and it feels like your
entire body is on vibrate?
531
00:37:33,542 --> 00:37:36,336
- Yeah?
- It's that good.
532
00:37:36,420 --> 00:37:38,338
Well, that's nice.
533
00:37:38,422 --> 00:37:40,674
Me, I'm still a little bit depressed
about, you know,
534
00:37:40,758 --> 00:37:43,176
the giant,
smoldering funeral pyre
in the middle oftown.
535
00:37:43,260 --> 00:37:46,388
[ Sighs ]
Move-on-dot-org, Needy.
It's over.
536
00:37:46,472 --> 00:37:50,684
Life is too short to be moping around
about some white-trash pig roast.
537
00:37:50,768 --> 00:37:52,686
That's sweet,Jen.
538
00:37:52,770 --> 00:37:54,479
You know, I tell it like it is.
539
00:37:54,563 --> 00:37:56,314
And besides, you know what?
540
00:37:56,399 --> 00:37:59,526
You should be happy for me
because I am having the best day...
541
00:37:59,610 --> 00:38:02,320
since, like,Jesus invented the calendar.
542
00:38:02,405 --> 00:38:04,447
Jesus didn't invent
the calendar.
543
00:38:04,532 --> 00:38:06,157
Whatever.
544
00:38:06,242 --> 00:38:08,284
[ Beeps ]
other line. Hold on.
545
00:38:08,369 --> 00:38:11,454
- So blow it off.
- It'll just be a minute.
546
00:38:11,539 --> 00:38:14,666
Pooh. I'm crossing you out.
547
00:38:14,750 --> 00:38:16,835
[ Beeps ]
Hey.
548
00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:20,171
I need to see you right now.
I can barely hearyou.
549
00:38:20,297 --> 00:38:22,507
?? [ Toy Piano ]
It's because Camille
is playing the piano.
550
00:38:22,633 --> 00:38:25,301
Knock it off, Camille!
You knock it off!
551
00:38:25,386 --> 00:38:27,220
Can you meet me
at McCullum in 1 0?
552
00:38:27,304 --> 00:38:29,347
You knock it off, Chip!
You're a penis cheese!
553
00:38:29,432 --> 00:38:31,391
[ Needy ]
Uh, 1 5?
554
00:38:32,727 --> 00:38:35,311
[ Woman ]
? Heard you're new in town ?
555
00:38:35,396 --> 00:38:37,522
? want someone to showyou round ?
556
00:38:37,606 --> 00:38:39,983
? well, no one knows this place
just quite like me ??
557
00:38:40,067 --> 00:38:43,403
- I gotta go.
- I am a god.
558
00:38:43,487 --> 00:38:47,407
Okay. I gotta meet Chip
in McCullum Park.
559
00:38:47,491 --> 00:38:50,076
You know, Chip is looking
really cute to me lately.
560
00:38:50,161 --> 00:38:54,164
So, tell me, is he, uh, like, packing
some serious pubic inches?
561
00:38:54,248 --> 00:38:56,166
What's the story down there?
562
00:38:56,250 --> 00:38:58,501
I gotta go.
563
00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:01,713
[ Siren wailing ]
564
00:39:01,797 --> 00:39:04,382
[ Chattering ]
565
00:39:05,593 --> 00:39:07,552
Why are the cops
at your house?
566
00:39:07,636 --> 00:39:10,138
They're not. They're
atJonas Kozelle's house.
567
00:39:10,264 --> 00:39:14,142
Why? He try to sell fake peyote
to the eighth graders again?
No, Needy. He was murdered.
568
00:39:14,268 --> 00:39:15,769
What?
Yeah.
569
00:39:15,853 --> 00:39:18,271
Someone ripped Jonas limb from limb
in the woods behind school.
570
00:39:18,355 --> 00:39:20,231
They ate parts of him.
571
00:39:20,357 --> 00:39:23,693
No one's even supposed to know yet,
but my dad just went over there
and talked to the cops.
572
00:39:23,778 --> 00:39:25,695
His mom is, like, catatonic.
573
00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:29,991
She'sjust staring out
the front window like a zombie
mannequin robot statue.
574
00:39:31,452 --> 00:39:34,078
This can't be a coincidence.
575
00:39:34,163 --> 00:39:36,289
What are you
talking about, Needy?
576
00:39:36,373 --> 00:39:37,874
A fiery death trap last night,
577
00:39:37,958 --> 00:39:40,168
and now a cannibal psycho
takes down the biggest guy
in school?
578
00:39:40,252 --> 00:39:41,252
Come on. It's freaktarded.
579
00:39:43,923 --> 00:39:46,925
Well, the bad luck's
gotta be over, right?
580
00:39:47,009 --> 00:39:49,969
I mean, it can't get any worse,
right? It can't.
581
00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:52,138
I mean, you agree, right?
582
00:39:52,223 --> 00:39:54,140
You're shaking.
583
00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:56,726
Well, I'm cold.
It's very cold out here.
584
00:39:56,810 --> 00:39:59,103
You want my hoodie?
585
00:40:00,397 --> 00:40:03,650
[ Nikolai ]
? All alone in an empty room ?
586
00:40:03,817 --> 00:40:06,486
[ Needy Narrating ]
The days marched on as usual,
587
00:40:06,570 --> 00:40:09,739
but most of us were too numb
to enjoy ourselves.
588
00:40:09,823 --> 00:40:11,741
Most of us.
589
00:40:11,825 --> 00:40:14,827
? And I don't know
how we ended up here ?
590
00:40:14,912 --> 00:40:19,624
? I don't know
but it's never been so clear?
591
00:40:19,708 --> 00:40:24,420
? We made a mistake, dear?
592
00:40:24,505 --> 00:40:28,299
[ Needy Narrating ]
To the rest ofthe world,
we were famous. we were saints.
593
00:40:28,384 --> 00:40:30,510
our town's only bar
had burned to the ground,
594
00:40:30,594 --> 00:40:34,264
and our star linebacker
was someone's Snack Pack.
595
00:40:34,348 --> 00:40:37,767
The whole country
got a huge tragedy boner
for Devil's Kettle.
596
00:40:37,851 --> 00:40:42,313
And the press, God!
They couldn't get enough
ofour little world ofshit.
597
00:40:44,358 --> 00:40:47,485
[ Singing Along ]
? Through the trees ?
598
00:40:47,570 --> 00:40:50,947
? I will find you ?
599
00:40:51,031 --> 00:40:54,659
? I will heal ?
600
00:40:54,743 --> 00:40:58,288
? The ruins left inside you ?
601
00:40:58,372 --> 00:41:02,125
? 'Cause I'm still here breathing now ?
602
00:41:02,209 --> 00:41:09,340
? I'm still here breathing now ?
603
00:41:09,425 --> 00:41:12,719
? Until I'm set free ?
604
00:41:12,803 --> 00:41:16,306
? Go quiet through the trees ??
605
00:41:16,390 --> 00:41:18,891
[ Needy Narrating ]
Still, we were healing.
606
00:41:19,018 --> 00:41:22,020
Like Chip, we figured things
could only get better.
Hey!
607
00:41:23,022 --> 00:41:24,939
we had faith.
608
00:41:26,066 --> 00:41:28,151
we were fucking idiots.
609
00:41:29,528 --> 00:41:32,530
Before the period ends,
I'd like to make an announcement.
610
00:41:33,824 --> 00:41:36,659
As you all know, today is
the one month anniversary...
611
00:41:36,744 --> 00:41:39,996
ofthe tragedy
at Melody Lane...
612
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:42,707
and the murder ofJonas Kozelle.
613
00:41:42,791 --> 00:41:44,542
[Jennifer ]
Boring.
[ Girl ] Jesus!
614
00:41:44,627 --> 00:41:46,669
what a bitch.
615
00:41:46,754 --> 00:41:48,963
As I was saying,
Jennifer and Needy,
616
00:41:49,048 --> 00:41:52,050
I finally have some good news
to share with all ofyou.
617
00:41:52,134 --> 00:41:55,094
The members ofthe rock and roll
group Low Shoulder...
618
00:41:55,179 --> 00:41:58,765
have decided
to extend a helping hand
to our community.
619
00:41:58,849 --> 00:42:02,935
As you all know, their song,
�'Through The Trees,"
620
00:42:03,020 --> 00:42:05,521
has become our unofficial anthem...
621
00:42:05,648 --> 00:42:08,441
of unity and healing.
[ Sighs ]
622
00:42:08,525 --> 00:42:11,027
And they have decided
to release it as a benefit single.
623
00:42:11,111 --> 00:42:14,030
Three percent ofthe profits
will go to local families...
624
00:42:14,114 --> 00:42:16,032
who have been affected by loss.
625
00:42:16,116 --> 00:42:18,076
What about the other 97%?
626
00:42:19,161 --> 00:42:22,080
I mean, that'sjust crass, right?
627
00:42:23,874 --> 00:42:28,044
��Crass." It means greedy,
exploitative, scummy.
628
00:42:28,128 --> 00:42:30,129
Low Shoulder
are American heroes.
629
00:42:30,214 --> 00:42:33,257
No, they're not!
I was there, Chastity.
630
00:42:33,342 --> 00:42:35,551
They didn't help anybody
escape the fire.
631
00:42:35,636 --> 00:42:38,221
I don't even know how
that rumor got started.
632
00:42:38,305 --> 00:42:40,473
Rumor? Rumor?
633
00:42:40,557 --> 00:42:43,768
It's true.
It's on the Wikipedia.
634
00:42:43,852 --> 00:42:48,189
we wouldn't even know
who they were ifthey hadn't
been playing that night.
635
00:42:48,273 --> 00:42:50,942
- They used us.
- You take that back, Needy Lesnicki.
636
00:42:51,026 --> 00:42:53,361
- Girls�
- We need them now more than ever.
637
00:42:53,445 --> 00:42:56,656
- That's enough.
- [ Bell Rings ]
638
00:42:58,867 --> 00:43:01,244
I'm already sick ofthat song.
639
00:43:01,328 --> 00:43:03,621
Yeah, it's really poorly produced.
640
00:43:03,706 --> 00:43:05,707
Could the bass
be any lower in the mix?
641
00:43:05,791 --> 00:43:08,876
No offense, but you
look really tired.
642
00:43:09,002 --> 00:43:12,839
Is everything okay?
No. I feel like boo-boo.
643
00:43:12,923 --> 00:43:17,719
My skin is breaking out,
and my hair is dull and lifeless.
644
00:43:17,803 --> 00:43:21,639
God. It's like I'm one
ofthe normal girls.
645
00:43:21,765 --> 00:43:25,059
Are you P.M.S.-ing
or something'?
P.M.S. isn't real, Needy.
646
00:43:25,144 --> 00:43:28,354
It was invented
by the boy-run media
to make us seem crazy.
647
00:43:30,274 --> 00:43:32,358
Don't look at me like that!
648
00:43:34,236 --> 00:43:36,195
It'sjust wearing off
or something.
649
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:37,864
What's wearing off?
650
00:43:41,201 --> 00:43:43,244
Hello, Needy.
Hi.
651
00:43:43,370 --> 00:43:46,205
Jennifer.
Hi, Colin.
652
00:43:46,290 --> 00:43:49,625
Can I borrow
your English homework again?
I forgot to read Hamlet.
653
00:43:49,710 --> 00:43:52,879
Is he gonna fuck his mom?
654
00:43:52,963 --> 00:43:55,381
No� I don't� I don't�
I don't think so.
655
00:43:55,466 --> 00:43:58,259
Um, I actually wanted
to askyou something.
656
00:43:58,385 --> 00:44:00,803
You wanna know
if I'll go out with you?
No!
657
00:44:00,888 --> 00:44:03,973
Yeah. What? I�
658
00:44:04,057 --> 00:44:07,560
- I don't g� How'd you know?
-Just go ahead with the pitch.
659
00:44:09,897 --> 00:44:12,648
okay. Um�
660
00:44:12,733 --> 00:44:16,110
Well, we've been having
a lot offun in class, you and I,
661
00:44:16,195 --> 00:44:20,573
and I thought that maybe
you'd like to go see a movie
or something.
662
00:44:20,657 --> 00:44:24,494
There's a, uh, midnight showing
of Rocky Horror at the Bijou
next weekend.
663
00:44:24,578 --> 00:44:26,746
I don't like boxing movies.
664
00:44:28,165 --> 00:44:33,586
Yeah, but it's no�
It's not a... fucking boxing movie.
665
00:44:33,670 --> 00:44:35,963
Um, fuck it.
Okay. Forget it.
666
00:44:39,092 --> 00:44:42,261
- That was random.
- I'm used to boys asking me out, Needy.
667
00:44:44,598 --> 00:44:46,516
Colin's really nice.
668
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:49,101
He's into maggot rock.
He wears nail polish.
669
00:44:49,228 --> 00:44:52,980
My dick is bigger than his.
I think he's really cool.
670
00:44:53,106 --> 00:44:55,024
You do?
Yeah.
671
00:44:57,569 --> 00:45:00,404
Wait. Colin.
672
00:45:01,573 --> 00:45:04,200
Why don't you just come by
my place tonight?
673
00:45:04,284 --> 00:45:08,412
I just got Aquamatine on DVD.
It's about this girl who's, like, half-sushi.
674
00:45:08,497 --> 00:45:11,165
I guess she has sex through
her blowhole or something.
675
00:45:12,793 --> 00:45:15,002
Okay.
676
00:45:15,087 --> 00:45:18,047
[ Chuckles ]
Great, yeah.
677
00:45:18,131 --> 00:45:20,508
Okay. I'll text you
my address.
678
00:45:21,969 --> 00:45:23,886
Cool.
679
00:45:26,515 --> 00:45:28,474
Hi.
Hey.
680
00:45:30,102 --> 00:45:33,145
Mmm. Hi, Chip.
[ Chuckles ]
681
00:45:33,272 --> 00:45:36,482
Hey, hey.
Ugh.
682
00:45:36,567 --> 00:45:39,318
Get a room.
683
00:45:39,403 --> 00:45:41,946
So, talking to your mysterious pal
Colin Gray again.
684
00:45:42,072 --> 00:45:45,032
No. He was askingJennifer
out on a date.
That's weird.
685
00:45:47,327 --> 00:45:50,288
So are you gonna
come over tonight?
Sure, I'd like that.
686
00:45:50,372 --> 00:45:53,583
I went to SuperTarget
and picked up more condoms, so�
687
00:45:53,709 --> 00:45:55,501
Thanks.
Not that that has
anything to do with�
688
00:45:55,627 --> 00:45:59,130
Oh, no, I didn't assume that.
Well, I'm�
689
00:45:59,214 --> 00:46:01,716
Okay. I'll see you tonight then.
690
00:46:02,801 --> 00:46:04,719
Okay.
691
00:46:08,765 --> 00:46:12,351
[ Man ] ? The roads are
wrapped around your waist ?
It's for ambience.
692
00:46:12,477 --> 00:46:16,522
? They lead me place to place ?
It'sJammin'Jasmine.
693
00:46:16,607 --> 00:46:20,568
My mom has Holiday Scents,
too, ifyou're�
694
00:46:20,652 --> 00:46:23,904
This is nice.
? In fact, I made a career out of it ?
695
00:46:23,989 --> 00:46:29,118
? I've always thought the left
was your strongest side ?
696
00:46:29,202 --> 00:46:33,998
? But when it comes to you
now I can't decide ?
697
00:46:34,875 --> 00:46:37,501
? It's only a matter of?
698
00:46:38,712 --> 00:46:40,921
? Time ??
699
00:46:41,006 --> 00:46:43,341
?? [ Hard Rock ]
700
00:47:01,860 --> 00:47:04,654
[ Blubbering ]
701
00:47:04,738 --> 00:47:07,948
[ Singing Along ]
? I can see clearly now
the rain has gone ?
702
00:47:09,326 --> 00:47:13,371
? I can see all obstacles in my way ?
703
00:47:13,455 --> 00:47:17,875
? Gone are the dark clouds
that had me blind ?
704
00:47:17,959 --> 00:47:22,880
? It's gonna be a bright
bright sunshiny day ?
705
00:47:22,964 --> 00:47:25,925
? I think I can make it now
the rain has gone ?
706
00:47:28,345 --> 00:47:32,723
? All ofthe bad feelings
have disappeared ?
707
00:47:32,808 --> 00:47:35,685
? Here is the rainbow
I've been prayin' for?
708
00:47:35,769 --> 00:47:40,189
? It's gonna be a bright
bright sunshiny day ??
709
00:48:07,008 --> 00:48:09,635
?? [ Stops ]
[ Engine off]
710
00:48:49,926 --> 00:48:52,178
[ Rattling ]
711
00:49:29,841 --> 00:49:31,759
Hello.
712
00:49:32,761 --> 00:49:36,847
?? [ Faint ]
713
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:43,187
Jennifer?
714
00:49:43,313 --> 00:49:47,983
[ Man ]
? I know you seen me looking at you
and you already know ?
715
00:49:48,068 --> 00:49:50,694
? I wanna love you
love you ?
716
00:49:50,779 --> 00:49:52,738
? You already know ?
717
00:49:52,823 --> 00:49:56,408
? I wanna love you
love you ?
718
00:49:56,493 --> 00:49:59,036
? You already know ?
719
00:50:02,749 --> 00:50:06,961
[ Squawking ]
720
00:50:11,049 --> 00:50:12,967
Wait. wait, wait, wait, wait.
721
00:50:16,888 --> 00:50:18,639
��Slippery Swirl"?
722
00:50:18,723 --> 00:50:22,184
Yeah, it's, uh, supposed to
make it feel good for the girl.
723
00:50:22,269 --> 00:50:24,186
[ Chuckles ]
Cool.
724
00:50:24,396 --> 00:50:26,522
? Baby, you got a phatty
the type I like to marry ?
725
00:50:26,606 --> 00:50:29,275
? wantin' tojust give you everything
and that's kinda scary ?
726
00:50:29,359 --> 00:50:31,735
? 'Cause I'm lovin'
the wayyou shake your ass ?
727
00:50:31,820 --> 00:50:33,863
? Bouncin'
Got me tippin' my glass ?
728
00:50:33,989 --> 00:50:36,282
[ Creaking ]
? Normally don't get
caught up too fast ?
729
00:50:36,366 --> 00:50:37,950
? Got a thing foryou ?
730
00:50:38,034 --> 00:50:40,744
? I see you windin', grindin' ?
731
00:50:40,829 --> 00:50:43,163
? Up on that floor ?
732
00:50:43,248 --> 00:50:45,416
? I know you see me looking at you ?
733
00:50:45,500 --> 00:50:47,418
? And you already know ?
734
00:50:47,502 --> 00:50:50,588
? I wanna love you
love you ?
735
00:50:50,672 --> 00:50:52,631
? You already know ?
736
00:50:54,718 --> 00:50:57,428
Oh.
[ Latex Snaps ]
737
00:50:57,512 --> 00:51:00,389
? I wanna love you
love you ?
738
00:51:00,473 --> 00:51:03,893
? You already know, girl ??
739
00:51:07,606 --> 00:51:09,857
You made it.
[ Gasps ]
740
00:51:13,028 --> 00:51:15,696
What's going on?
741
00:51:20,911 --> 00:51:22,912
This, uh�
742
00:51:24,164 --> 00:51:26,582
This isn't really your house, is it?
743
00:51:27,584 --> 00:51:29,501
No, baby.
744
00:51:29,586 --> 00:51:32,838
This is our house,
just foryou and me.
745
00:51:34,382 --> 00:51:37,134
We can play Mommy and Daddy.
746
00:51:45,518 --> 00:51:48,228
Do you even know my last name?
[ Chuckles ]
747
00:51:48,313 --> 00:51:50,731
Silly.
748
00:51:50,815 --> 00:51:53,484
I've been sending you
signals all year.
749
00:51:54,694 --> 00:51:57,112
Couldn't you tell?
750
00:51:57,197 --> 00:51:59,490
You give me such a wettie.
751
00:52:17,717 --> 00:52:19,677
Put it in.
752
00:52:29,729 --> 00:52:31,689
[ Exhales ]
753
00:52:40,115 --> 00:52:42,741
- [ Squeaking ]
-Jennifer!
754
00:52:43,785 --> 00:52:46,412
What? Are you scared?
755
00:52:46,496 --> 00:52:50,624
I thought boys like you
were really into vermin
and death and shit.
756
00:52:50,750 --> 00:52:53,919
[ Zipper Unzipping ]
Here you go.
757
00:52:57,340 --> 00:52:59,341
Nice hardware, ace.
758
00:53:08,727 --> 00:53:11,729
[ Bed Frame Squeaking ]
759
00:53:25,076 --> 00:53:27,077
No way.
760
00:53:33,460 --> 00:53:35,711
Ow! Shit!
ooh! Puncture wound.
761
00:53:35,795 --> 00:53:37,838
God, that's so emo.
762
00:53:37,964 --> 00:53:40,466
[ Bones Snapping ]
[ Screaming ]
763
00:53:42,844 --> 00:53:45,095
I need you frightened.
764
00:53:45,180 --> 00:53:48,182
[ Creaking Continues ]
[ Moaning ]
765
00:53:55,648 --> 00:53:58,067
[ Gasping ]
766
00:54:04,115 --> 00:54:06,950
[ Gasping Loudly ]
767
00:54:07,952 --> 00:54:11,371
[ Gasping Continues ]
768
00:54:17,045 --> 00:54:19,046
I need you hopeless.
769
00:54:22,258 --> 00:54:24,635
[ Shrieking ]
770
00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:26,512
Hopeless.
771
00:54:26,596 --> 00:54:29,098
[ Screaming ]
772
00:54:33,686 --> 00:54:36,438
[ whispers ]
Hopeless.
773
00:54:36,523 --> 00:54:37,898
Hopeless.
774
00:54:41,778 --> 00:54:43,570
[ Gasping ]
775
00:54:46,074 --> 00:54:49,576
- [ Screaming ]
- What? what?
776
00:54:49,661 --> 00:54:51,662
What?
777
00:54:52,705 --> 00:54:54,665
Am I hurting you?
778
00:54:57,961 --> 00:55:00,212
Am I too big?
779
00:55:04,092 --> 00:55:05,884
What?
780
00:55:07,846 --> 00:55:11,765
[ Panting ]
Needy. What's wrong?
781
00:55:11,850 --> 00:55:13,934
Is it something I did?
782
00:55:15,562 --> 00:55:17,563
[ Squeaking ]
783
00:55:21,192 --> 00:55:23,735
[ Slurping ]
784
00:55:35,748 --> 00:55:38,750
[ Whimpering ]
785
00:55:43,464 --> 00:55:46,675
[ Engine Starts ]
[ Stereo ]
? Through the trees ?
786
00:55:46,759 --> 00:55:49,970
[ Screams ]
? I will� ?
787
00:55:50,054 --> 00:55:53,265
[ Sobbing ]
788
00:56:22,754 --> 00:56:24,630
[ Screaming ]
789
00:56:32,722 --> 00:56:34,848
[ Panting ]
790
00:57:02,001 --> 00:57:04,336
Mommy? Mommy!
791
00:57:07,674 --> 00:57:10,676
[ Panting Continues ]
792
00:57:14,097 --> 00:57:16,098
[ Sobbing ]
793
00:57:31,114 --> 00:57:33,198
Are you scared?
794
00:57:33,283 --> 00:57:37,035
?? [ Music Box: Distorted ]
795
00:58:08,484 --> 00:58:10,944
[ Exhales ]
796
00:58:11,029 --> 00:58:12,821
Hi.
[ Gasps ]
797
00:58:12,905 --> 00:58:16,283
- [ Screaming ]
- God, Needy,
enough with the screaming!
798
00:58:16,409 --> 00:58:18,744
You're such a clich�.
Get out!
799
00:58:20,163 --> 00:58:23,874
But we always share your bed
when we have slumber parties.
800
00:58:29,255 --> 00:58:31,715
I'm not gonna bite you.
801
00:58:40,683 --> 00:58:42,934
Is that my EvilDead T-shirt?
802
00:59:45,206 --> 00:59:46,873
[ Moaning ]
803
00:59:49,377 --> 00:59:51,294
What the fuck is happening?
804
00:59:51,379 --> 00:59:53,213
[ Laughing ]
My God, Needy.
805
00:59:53,297 --> 00:59:56,216
I have never heard you
drop the F-bomb before.
806
00:59:56,342 --> 00:59:59,469
I sawyou! I saw-
I saw- I saw the�
[ Imitates Stammering ]
807
00:59:59,554 --> 01:00:02,431
Slow down, tardy slip.
You sound like a sped.
808
01:00:02,557 --> 01:00:04,850
I'm gonna call the police.
okay.
809
01:00:04,934 --> 01:00:06,935
Why don't you narc me out?
810
01:00:07,019 --> 01:00:09,312
I have the cops
in my back pocket, Needy.
811
01:00:09,397 --> 01:00:11,231
I'm fucking a cadet. Remember?
812
01:00:12,650 --> 01:00:14,568
What do you want from me?
813
01:00:14,652 --> 01:00:17,904
Just want to explain
some things to you.
814
01:00:17,989 --> 01:00:20,907
Besides, best friends
don't keep secrets.
815
01:00:20,992 --> 01:00:22,659
Right?
816
01:00:24,370 --> 01:00:27,956
So, you remember
the night ofthe fire?
I got really messed up.
817
01:00:28,040 --> 01:00:31,835
And those guys
from Low Shoulder-
totally evil.
818
01:00:31,919 --> 01:00:34,838
They're basically,
like, agents ofSatan...
819
01:00:34,922 --> 01:00:36,840
with really awesome haircuts.
820
01:00:36,924 --> 01:00:39,926
?? [ Rock Ballad ]
821
01:00:45,725 --> 01:00:47,350
[Jennifer ]
where- Where are we going?
822
01:00:47,435 --> 01:00:49,686
You don't have to talk
ifyou don't want to.
823
01:00:49,770 --> 01:00:54,024
[ Man ]
? All right, dear
Have a nice year?
824
01:00:54,108 --> 01:00:56,776
? Teach the mean girls ?
825
01:00:56,861 --> 01:00:58,862
? How to be feared ?
826
01:00:58,946 --> 01:01:00,947
Are you guys rapists?
827
01:01:01,032 --> 01:01:03,700
- ?? [ Continues ]
- Oh, God, I hate girls.
828
01:01:05,119 --> 01:01:07,913
? You could be satisfied ?
829
01:01:09,207 --> 01:01:12,751
Are you even sure
ifshe's a fucking virgin, man?
830
01:01:12,835 --> 01:01:15,754
Yes. Yes, I'm a virgin.
I'm a virgin.
831
01:01:15,838 --> 01:01:18,757
I've never even done sex.
I don't know how.
832
01:01:18,841 --> 01:01:22,677
So you guys should find
somebody who does...
833
01:01:22,762 --> 01:01:24,679
know how.
834
01:01:24,764 --> 01:01:28,225
See, Dirk? I told you, man.
You owe me a beer.
835
01:01:28,309 --> 01:01:31,311
- what did they do to you?
-Just let me finish.
836
01:01:31,395 --> 01:01:34,314
?? [ Continues ]
So they drove me out to the falls...
837
01:01:34,398 --> 01:01:39,945
and I kept looking for a way to escape,
but it's really dark out there.
838
01:01:40,029 --> 01:01:41,947
[ Engine Stops ]
839
01:01:47,620 --> 01:01:49,788
[ Screams ]
Where are you going? Huh?
840
01:01:49,872 --> 01:01:54,251
We got a waxing moon tonight,
you guys,just like the ritual says.
841
01:01:54,335 --> 01:01:56,211
Please!
842
01:01:57,380 --> 01:02:01,508
No! Please!
[ Screaming Continues ]
843
01:02:03,636 --> 01:02:05,762
Please!
844
01:02:05,846 --> 01:02:08,765
Do one ofyou guys
have something
to shut her up with?
845
01:02:08,849 --> 01:02:12,686
[ Sobbing, Screaming ]
846
01:02:12,770 --> 01:02:16,940
Great. But get it nice and tight, though,
'cause I don't wanna get fuckin' clawed.
847
01:02:20,611 --> 01:02:23,697
[ Groaning, whimpering ]
848
01:02:26,909 --> 01:02:29,327
I don't know ifwe should
go through with this.
849
01:02:29,412 --> 01:02:31,997
[ Sighs ]
Dirk.
850
01:02:32,081 --> 01:02:36,960
Do you wanna work
at Moose HoofCoffee forever?
I don't, okay?
851
01:02:37,044 --> 01:02:38,837
Do you wanna be
a big loser, or...
852
01:02:38,921 --> 01:02:41,923
do you wanna be
rich and awesome...
853
01:02:42,008 --> 01:02:44,884
like that guy from Maroon 5?
854
01:02:46,387 --> 01:02:48,138
Maroon 5.
855
01:02:48,222 --> 01:02:50,348
Okay.
That's what I thought.
856
01:02:50,433 --> 01:02:52,767
Go and fetch me
the ritual, brother.
857
01:02:53,811 --> 01:02:56,855
okay.
[ Mouths Words ]
What the fuck?
858
01:03:00,526 --> 01:03:02,652
Thankyou.
[ Clears Throat ]
859
01:03:02,737 --> 01:03:05,071
- All right.
- That's it?
860
01:03:05,156 --> 01:03:08,074
Yeah. I found it online.
861
01:03:08,159 --> 01:03:12,704
'�we come here tonight
to sacrifice the body of"�
862
01:03:15,333 --> 01:03:17,208
What is your name again?
Tiffany?
863
01:03:17,335 --> 01:03:19,919
My name isJennifer.
Super.
864
01:03:20,004 --> 01:03:24,257
'�we come here tonight
to sacrifice the body of
Jennifer from Devil's Kettle."
865
01:03:24,342 --> 01:03:27,052
Please, please.
Please, please, don't do this.
866
01:03:27,136 --> 01:03:30,847
I'll do anything.
I'll do anything you want.
867
01:03:34,852 --> 01:03:35,810
[ Sighs ]
868
01:03:37,229 --> 01:03:40,273
Do you know how hard it is to make it
as an indie band these days?
869
01:03:40,358 --> 01:03:43,651
There's so many of us,
and we're all so cute...
870
01:03:43,736 --> 01:03:46,321
and it's like,
ifyou don't get on Letterman...
871
01:03:46,405 --> 01:03:50,200
or some retarded soundtrack,
you're screwed, okay?
872
01:03:50,284 --> 01:03:52,911
Satan is our only hope.
873
01:03:52,995 --> 01:03:56,331
we're in league with the beast now,
and we have to make
a really big impression on him.
874
01:03:56,415 --> 01:03:59,918
And to do that,
we're going to have to
butcheryou and bleed you.
875
01:04:00,002 --> 01:04:02,295
And then Dirk here's
gonna wearyour face.
876
01:04:02,380 --> 01:04:06,091
Relax. I'm kidding
about the face. The rest
is gonna happen though.
877
01:04:09,470 --> 01:04:14,224
But you know what? Maybe
we'll write a song about you.
As a fan, that'd be cool, right?
878
01:04:19,939 --> 01:04:21,940
[ Sobbing, whimpering Continue ]
[ Clears Throat ]
879
01:04:22,024 --> 01:04:25,110
No! No!
with the deepest malice,
880
01:04:25,194 --> 01:04:27,987
we deliver this virgin unto thee.
881
01:04:28,114 --> 01:04:31,157
Dude, that is
a hot murder weapon.
It's a bowie knife.
882
01:04:31,242 --> 01:04:32,700
Bowie? Nice.
883
01:04:32,785 --> 01:04:36,496
- Here we go! It's gonna be gnarly!
- No, please, please!
884
01:04:36,622 --> 01:04:39,999
No, please, God!
wait a second.
I just thought ofsomething.
885
01:04:40,084 --> 01:04:43,503
Jenny,Jenny,
you're the girl for me.
886
01:04:43,587 --> 01:04:45,338
You don't know me,
but you make me so happy.
887
01:04:45,423 --> 01:04:48,842
I tried to call you before,
but I lost my nerve.
888
01:04:48,926 --> 01:04:51,553
[ All Singing ]
? I used my imagination ?
889
01:04:51,637 --> 01:04:54,139
? But I was disturbed ?
890
01:04:54,223 --> 01:04:58,101
?Jenny, I got your number?
891
01:04:58,185 --> 01:05:01,312
? I need to make you mine ?
892
01:05:01,397 --> 01:05:04,524
?Jenny
don't change your number?
893
01:05:04,608 --> 01:05:07,986
- ? 867-5309 ?
- [ Screaming ]
894
01:05:08,070 --> 01:05:12,532
? 867-5309 ?
895
01:05:12,616 --> 01:05:16,202
? 867-5309 ??
896
01:05:16,287 --> 01:05:19,330
[ Screaming, Sobbing ]
897
01:05:23,335 --> 01:05:25,253
They killed you.
898
01:05:25,337 --> 01:05:27,255
[ Scoffs ]
I'm still here, aren't I?
899
01:05:27,339 --> 01:05:31,551
They did go all Benihana
on my ass with that knife
and it should have killed me,
900
01:05:31,635 --> 01:05:35,638
but for some reason it didn't.
901
01:05:38,184 --> 01:05:40,101
Maybe it did.
902
01:06:01,373 --> 01:06:03,166
[ Splashes ]
903
01:06:06,754 --> 01:06:09,923
[Jennifer]
Anyway, I don't really remember
what happened after that.
904
01:06:10,007 --> 01:06:14,761
I just know that I woke up
and I found my way back to you.
905
01:06:26,899 --> 01:06:28,441
I remember.
906
01:06:29,443 --> 01:06:32,028
I couldn't bring myself
to hurt you.
907
01:06:32,112 --> 01:06:34,656
I mean,
I'm a really good friend,
908
01:06:35,658 --> 01:06:38,618
but I wasjust so hungry.
909
01:06:38,702 --> 01:06:41,454
[ Coughing ]
910
01:06:44,208 --> 01:06:46,626
[ Coughs ]
911
01:06:58,097 --> 01:06:59,472
Ahmet.
912
01:07:01,058 --> 01:07:03,601
You made it out.
[ Coughs ]
913
01:07:06,939 --> 01:07:08,565
Are you lost?
914
01:07:11,318 --> 01:07:14,320
Does your host family
know you're alive?
915
01:07:17,783 --> 01:07:20,785
Does anyone knowyou're alive?
916
01:07:26,166 --> 01:07:28,209
You come with me.
917
01:07:28,294 --> 01:07:30,336
We're gonna sort
all this out, okay?
918
01:07:32,006 --> 01:07:36,175
And ever since then,
I just knew what I had to do
to be strong.
919
01:07:36,260 --> 01:07:38,636
And when I'm full,
like I am right now,
920
01:07:38,721 --> 01:07:41,806
I'm, like, unkillable.
921
01:07:41,932 --> 01:07:45,268
Like, I can do shit
like this. watch.
[ Gasps ]
922
01:07:47,021 --> 01:07:50,356
It's really cool.Just watch. Look.
923
01:07:51,817 --> 01:07:55,320
It's, like, some X-Men shit, right?
924
01:08:00,993 --> 01:08:04,996
What do you mean, when you're full?
925
01:08:07,916 --> 01:08:13,129
What about my mom's Kia?
Why were you covered in blood?
926
01:08:13,213 --> 01:08:15,465
You didn't even look human.
927
01:08:18,385 --> 01:08:21,846
You know, Needy, maybe
you should talk to somebody
about these...
928
01:08:21,930 --> 01:08:25,600
disturbing thoughts
that you're having.
929
01:08:25,684 --> 01:08:27,644
we're all really concerned.
930
01:08:28,937 --> 01:08:30,313
Especially Chip.
931
01:08:31,649 --> 01:08:34,317
I think he may be having
second thoughts about you.
932
01:08:34,443 --> 01:08:37,362
Leave.
Come on, Needy.
Let me stay the night.
933
01:08:37,446 --> 01:08:41,074
We can play boyfriend-girlfriend
like we used to.
934
01:08:56,131 --> 01:08:59,217
What are you doing?
Um, you said to leave.
935
01:08:59,301 --> 01:09:01,052
See you at school.
936
01:09:26,745 --> 01:09:31,791
We are gathered here
to celebrate the life ofColin Gray,
937
01:09:31,875 --> 01:09:34,794
who was plucked
from the prime of his youth.
938
01:09:34,878 --> 01:09:37,588
[ woman Sobbing ]
939
01:09:40,759 --> 01:09:42,802
No! No!
940
01:09:46,223 --> 01:09:49,392
[ Needy Narrating ]
They did a big memorial assembly
for Colin at school.
941
01:09:49,476 --> 01:09:54,105
And we had to watch
another presentation about curfews
and the buddy system...
942
01:09:54,189 --> 01:09:56,899
and how to deal with grief.
943
01:09:56,984 --> 01:10:00,027
But nobody seemed to care anymore.
944
01:10:00,112 --> 01:10:02,613
Sorrow was last week's emotion.
945
01:10:04,742 --> 01:10:07,910
Sure, we all hoped
this would be the last funeral,
946
01:10:07,995 --> 01:10:10,329
but I knew better.
947
01:10:10,414 --> 01:10:12,915
So I did some research.
948
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:14,667
Paranormal research.
949
01:10:29,057 --> 01:10:30,808
'�offering a virgin to Satan."
950
01:10:31,852 --> 01:10:33,853
'�Ifthe sacrifice is impure-
951
01:10:34,855 --> 01:10:37,106
Human and demonic relations"�
952
01:10:38,108 --> 01:10:40,318
��Destroying a demon.
953
01:10:40,402 --> 01:10:42,987
��Demons are weakest when hungry,
954
01:10:43,071 --> 01:10:46,824
but a blade to the heart
is the surest way to kill the beast."
955
01:10:52,539 --> 01:10:56,042
Jennifer and I hadn't spoken
since our encounter in my room.
956
01:10:57,211 --> 01:11:00,671
Actually, I hadn't really
spoken to anyone.
957
01:11:17,731 --> 01:11:19,315
Hey.
958
01:11:20,359 --> 01:11:22,401
Just bought our formal tickets.
959
01:11:22,486 --> 01:11:24,320
Did you make reservations
at the Cheesecake Factory?
960
01:11:26,865 --> 01:11:29,242
Chip, I can't go
to the dance with you.
961
01:11:29,326 --> 01:11:30,785
What? Why?
962
01:11:30,869 --> 01:11:34,288
Look,just trust me.
You shouldn't go at all.
963
01:11:34,414 --> 01:11:36,749
what are you talking about?
Not here.
964
01:11:36,833 --> 01:11:39,752
What's going on?
You're breaking up with me?
965
01:11:39,836 --> 01:11:41,921
Please, Chip! I just need
to show you something.
966
01:11:42,047 --> 01:11:43,631
Is this aboutJennifer?
Yes!
967
01:11:43,757 --> 01:11:47,301
But I promise you
this is the last thing�
Needy, I care about you. A lot.
968
01:11:47,386 --> 01:11:51,597
As a person, notjust some girl
I made love to for four minutes
the other night.
969
01:11:51,682 --> 01:11:55,268
And I'm scared
ofwhat's happening to you.
You're acting really fucked up.
970
01:11:55,352 --> 01:11:58,062
Pleasejust let me show you.
971
01:11:59,106 --> 01:12:01,023
[ Exhales ]
Okay.
972
01:12:01,108 --> 01:12:03,317
Jennifer's evil.
973
01:12:03,402 --> 01:12:05,361
I know.
974
01:12:05,445 --> 01:12:07,989
No, I mean, she's actually evil.
975
01:12:08,073 --> 01:12:09,532
Not high-school evil.
976
01:12:09,616 --> 01:12:13,661
I've been through
the occult section
at the library five times.
977
01:12:13,745 --> 01:12:15,997
Our library
has an occult section?
978
01:12:16,081 --> 01:12:18,666
Yeah, it's um� it's really small.
979
01:12:18,750 --> 01:12:21,586
Uh, you have to read this.
980
01:12:24,047 --> 01:12:25,631
��Demoni"�
��Demonic transference."
981
01:12:25,716 --> 01:12:29,135
It's something that happens
when you try to sacrifice
a virgin to Satan...
982
01:12:29,219 --> 01:12:30,553
without using an actual virgin.
983
01:12:30,637 --> 01:12:33,639
The guys in the band tried to
sacrifice her in the woods.
984
01:12:33,724 --> 01:12:36,684
But what they didn't know
is that she hasn't been a virgin
sincejunior high.
985
01:12:36,768 --> 01:12:38,603
It all makes sense now.
Read this.
986
01:12:38,687 --> 01:12:41,689
��Ifthe human sacrifice is impure,
the result may still be attained,
987
01:12:41,773 --> 01:12:44,150
��but the demon will forever reside
in the soul ofthe victim.
988
01:12:44,234 --> 01:12:47,028
She must forever feed on flesh
to sustain the demon."
989
01:12:47,112 --> 01:12:49,363
- Okay.
- She's eating boys!
990
01:12:49,448 --> 01:12:52,742
They, like, make her
really pretty and glowy...
991
01:12:52,826 --> 01:12:54,619
and her hair looks amazing.
992
01:12:54,703 --> 01:12:57,830
And then when she's hungry,
she's weak and cranky and ugly.
993
01:12:57,914 --> 01:13:00,333
I mean, like, ugly for her.
994
01:13:00,417 --> 01:13:02,251
Don't you get it?
995
01:13:02,336 --> 01:13:03,836
The dance.
996
01:13:03,920 --> 01:13:06,964
It'll be like an all-you-can-eat buffet.
997
01:13:10,177 --> 01:13:12,219
Needy, I thinkyou need help.
998
01:13:12,304 --> 01:13:14,805
oh, my God. You don't believe me.
999
01:13:14,890 --> 01:13:18,184
It's not that I don't believe you.
I just don't believe this.
1000
01:13:18,268 --> 01:13:20,353
God! This is a nightmare!
1001
01:13:22,314 --> 01:13:24,732
Well, what about the dance?
1002
01:13:24,816 --> 01:13:27,151
Who cares about
the goddanged dance, Chip?
1003
01:13:27,235 --> 01:13:29,695
I do. I ordered your corsage.
1004
01:13:29,780 --> 01:13:32,990
It's an orchid. It was, like, $1 2.
1005
01:13:35,619 --> 01:13:39,664
I'll be at the dance.
I just need to keep an eye on Jennifer.
1006
01:13:39,748 --> 01:13:42,500
Promise me you're not gonna go.
1007
01:13:45,337 --> 01:13:48,923
Needy, I�
I'm not your guy anymore?
1008
01:13:49,007 --> 01:13:52,218
Chip, it's not safe for us
to be together right now.
1009
01:13:58,934 --> 01:14:01,227
[ Woman ]
? You hit me once
I hit you back ?
1010
01:14:01,311 --> 01:14:03,396
? You gave a kick
I gave a slap ?
1011
01:14:03,480 --> 01:14:05,439
? You smashed a plate over my head ?
1012
01:14:05,524 --> 01:14:08,693
? Then I set fire to our bed ?
1013
01:14:10,278 --> 01:14:12,363
? You hit me once
I hit you back ?
1014
01:14:12,447 --> 01:14:14,532
? You gave a kick
I gave a slap ?
1015
01:14:14,616 --> 01:14:16,992
? You smashed a plate over my head ?
1016
01:14:17,077 --> 01:14:20,705
? Then I set fire to our bed ?
1017
01:14:21,707 --> 01:14:23,874
? Ohh-oh-oh ?
1018
01:14:23,959 --> 01:14:25,960
? You hit me once
I hit you back ?
1019
01:14:26,044 --> 01:14:27,962
? You gave a kick
I gave a slap ?
1020
01:14:28,046 --> 01:14:29,839
?? [ Continues ]
[ Needy Narrating ]
All over Devil's Kettle,
1021
01:14:29,923 --> 01:14:31,549
kids were getting ready for the dance,
1022
01:14:33,051 --> 01:14:34,885
blissfully ignorant
that some poor chump...
1023
01:14:34,970 --> 01:14:38,055
was on his way to being Satan Chow.
1024
01:14:38,140 --> 01:14:41,600
[ Man ]
? Yeah, whoo-ooh-ooh
ooh-ooh ?
1025
01:14:41,685 --> 01:14:44,478
?? [ Continues ]
[ Knock On Door ]
1026
01:14:44,604 --> 01:14:48,190
In my underpants, Mom!
I need to give you something.
1027
01:14:48,900 --> 01:14:50,985
What, Mom?
1028
01:14:54,322 --> 01:14:55,865
Ladies' pepper spray?
1029
01:14:55,949 --> 01:14:59,285
There's obviously
a sicko out there who likes boys.
1030
01:14:59,369 --> 01:15:03,914
Mom, I can take care of myself.
I've been using the Bowflex.
1031
01:15:03,999 --> 01:15:07,626
Did you hear
what Colin Gray looked like
when they found him?
1032
01:15:07,753 --> 01:15:10,379
Lasagna with teeth?
You heard.
1033
01:15:10,464 --> 01:15:12,673
?? [ Continues ]
1034
01:15:12,758 --> 01:15:15,926
[ Exhales ]
You picking Needy up
at her house?
1035
01:15:18,305 --> 01:15:21,724
Um, I'm meeting her
at the dance.
1036
01:15:21,808 --> 01:15:24,727
I want pictures with your sister
before you go.
1037
01:15:24,811 --> 01:15:26,437
Yes, ma'am.
1038
01:15:30,776 --> 01:15:33,569
[ Man ]
? Stop there and let me correct it ?
1039
01:15:33,653 --> 01:15:36,906
? I wanna live a life
from a new perspective ?
1040
01:15:36,990 --> 01:15:39,867
? You come along
because I love your face ?
1041
01:15:39,951 --> 01:15:42,203
? And I'll admire your expensive taste ?
1042
01:15:42,287 --> 01:15:45,331
? And who cares
Divine intervention ?
1043
01:15:45,415 --> 01:15:48,667
? I wanna be praised
from a new perspective ?
1044
01:15:48,752 --> 01:15:51,212
Okay, one more.
Back to back.
1045
01:15:51,296 --> 01:15:53,964
Big smiles. Cheese!
1046
01:15:54,049 --> 01:15:55,966
?? [ Fades ]
1047
01:16:26,790 --> 01:16:29,667
?? [ Rock ]
1048
01:16:42,013 --> 01:16:46,225
[ Man ]
? I wonderwhat keeps us so high up ?
1049
01:16:49,062 --> 01:16:52,064
?? [ Continues, Faint ]
1050
01:16:57,779 --> 01:17:00,906
[ Dog Howling, whimpering ]
1051
01:17:03,076 --> 01:17:07,121
? Keep very quiet
and cling to my mouth as I'm cryin' ?
1052
01:17:07,205 --> 01:17:10,916
? So frightened ofdyin'
Relax, yes, I'm tryin' ?
1053
01:17:11,001 --> 01:17:14,879
? But fear's got a hold on me ?
1054
01:17:17,716 --> 01:17:20,801
? Yes, this fear's got a hold on me ?
1055
01:17:20,886 --> 01:17:23,721
- okay, can we all�
- [ Feedback ]
1056
01:17:23,847 --> 01:17:27,892
? Yes, this fear's got a hold on me ??
Quiet down, please.
1057
01:17:27,976 --> 01:17:30,853
Uh, boys, thankyou.
1058
01:17:30,937 --> 01:17:34,023
Welcome to the Spring Formal!
1059
01:17:34,107 --> 01:17:37,234
[ Students Cheering ]
1060
01:17:46,161 --> 01:17:48,746
[ Bird Calling ]
1061
01:17:48,872 --> 01:17:52,458
[ Gasps ]
Didn't you hear me
calling your name?
1062
01:17:52,542 --> 01:17:54,668
You weren't calling my name.
1063
01:17:54,753 --> 01:17:56,462
Yes, I was.
1064
01:17:58,089 --> 01:17:59,924
I-I couldn't hear it.
1065
01:18:00,008 --> 01:18:04,178
Listen, I need to talk to you
about you-know-who.
1066
01:18:04,262 --> 01:18:06,221
Our little Needy.
1067
01:18:06,306 --> 01:18:08,223
I hope everybody
has had an opportunity...
1068
01:18:08,308 --> 01:18:12,227
to consume some
ofthe pecan sandies
and Cran-Grape...
1069
01:18:12,312 --> 01:18:15,189
that were so generously donated
by the parents club.
1070
01:18:15,315 --> 01:18:17,316
[ Applause ]
Yeah!
1071
01:18:17,400 --> 01:18:20,611
But the real treat is yet to come.
1072
01:18:20,695 --> 01:18:24,406
She's been acting
a little off lately.
1073
01:18:24,491 --> 01:18:26,951
[ Sighs ]
1074
01:18:27,035 --> 01:18:31,080
Look, I think I know
what's wrong with her.
1075
01:18:31,164 --> 01:18:33,624
What? What is it?
1076
01:18:33,708 --> 01:18:37,711
You know how Needy
has been really upset
since Colin Gray died?
1077
01:18:37,796 --> 01:18:39,463
Mm-hmm.
1078
01:18:39,547 --> 01:18:44,009
Well, it's notjust
because he was, like,
brutally murdered and stuff.
1079
01:18:44,135 --> 01:18:46,637
I don't wanna say this!
Say it.
1080
01:18:49,391 --> 01:18:51,475
Needy and Colin were intimate.
1081
01:18:52,686 --> 01:18:54,603
And by that...
1082
01:18:54,688 --> 01:18:58,065
I mean they were porking
on a semi-regular basis.
1083
01:18:58,149 --> 01:19:00,317
No.
1084
01:19:00,402 --> 01:19:04,113
She and Colin were
doing things that you have
never even heard of.
1085
01:19:04,197 --> 01:19:06,198
Okay? Total varsity moves.
1086
01:19:09,160 --> 01:19:12,997
I just can't believe
that she would mess
with your head like this.
1087
01:19:14,040 --> 01:19:17,501
I care about you
so much, Chip.
1088
01:19:20,964 --> 01:19:24,091
More than I've ever
had the guts to admit.
1089
01:19:25,635 --> 01:19:27,845
These fine young gentlemen...
1090
01:19:27,929 --> 01:19:30,347
have been generous enough
to take time out...
1091
01:19:30,432 --> 01:19:33,892
from their sold-out national tour...
1092
01:19:33,977 --> 01:19:37,980
to play our dance for free.
1093
01:19:40,817 --> 01:19:43,819
Needy didn't deserve
a boy like you.
1094
01:19:43,903 --> 01:19:47,489
Boys and girls, please welcome...
1095
01:19:47,574 --> 01:19:50,534
Low Shoulder!
1096
01:20:21,316 --> 01:20:24,443
? All alone in an empty room ?
1097
01:20:24,527 --> 01:20:27,529
? Nothing left but the memories ?
1098
01:20:27,614 --> 01:20:29,865
? Ofwhen ?
1099
01:20:29,949 --> 01:20:32,117
? I had my best friend ?
1100
01:20:32,202 --> 01:20:34,661
Oh, you're so salty.
1101
01:20:34,746 --> 01:20:37,998
Yeah, you're... salty too.
1102
01:20:38,083 --> 01:20:40,042
Say it
like you mean it.
1103
01:20:40,126 --> 01:20:42,252
Say I'm better than Needy.
1104
01:20:42,337 --> 01:20:43,921
What? Why?
1105
01:20:45,882 --> 01:20:49,009
? Take my breath ?
1106
01:20:49,094 --> 01:20:52,513
? As your own ?
1107
01:20:52,597 --> 01:20:55,724
? And take my eyes ?
1108
01:20:55,809 --> 01:20:59,520
? To guide you home ?
1109
01:20:59,604 --> 01:21:03,899
? 'Cause I'm still here breathing now ?
1110
01:21:03,983 --> 01:21:10,364
? I'm still here breathing now ?
1111
01:21:10,448 --> 01:21:13,992
? And I'm still here ?
1112
01:21:14,077 --> 01:21:16,328
Chip.
1113
01:21:16,412 --> 01:21:18,956
? 'Cause I'm still here breathing now ?
1114
01:21:19,040 --> 01:21:26,380
? I'm still here breathing now ?
1115
01:21:26,464 --> 01:21:30,008
? And I'm still here now ?
1116
01:21:30,093 --> 01:21:33,720
? 'Cause I'm still here
breathing now ?
1117
01:21:33,805 --> 01:21:41,019
? I'm still here breathing now ?
1118
01:21:41,104 --> 01:21:44,606
? And I'm still here ?
? I'm still here ?
1119
01:21:44,691 --> 01:21:47,401
? And you're not coming back ??
1120
01:21:48,987 --> 01:21:51,822
[ Switch Clanking ]
[ Electricity Buzzing ]
1121
01:22:04,836 --> 01:22:06,753
Mmm.
1122
01:22:06,838 --> 01:22:08,839
[ Fly Buzzing ]
1123
01:22:11,259 --> 01:22:13,135
What are you doing?
1124
01:22:13,261 --> 01:22:15,053
[ Fly Continues Buzzing ]
Swimming.
1125
01:22:15,138 --> 01:22:16,805
Ha-ha.
1126
01:22:16,890 --> 01:22:18,724
Come on, Chip.
1127
01:22:18,808 --> 01:22:21,810
Show me your breast stroke.
1128
01:22:30,445 --> 01:22:36,033
[ Sighs ]
1129
01:22:36,117 --> 01:22:38,368
I feel so empty.
1130
01:22:43,249 --> 01:22:45,209
Yeah, me too.
1131
01:22:47,086 --> 01:22:50,172
Why don't you just come here
and kiss me again?
1132
01:23:00,433 --> 01:23:02,434
I can't.
1133
01:23:02,518 --> 01:23:05,020
I'm sorry.
1134
01:23:05,104 --> 01:23:07,272
Thisjust feels weird.
1135
01:23:18,993 --> 01:23:20,535
[ Gasping ]
1136
01:23:35,843 --> 01:23:37,928
[ Groans ]
1137
01:23:47,814 --> 01:23:50,274
Help!
1138
01:24:16,926 --> 01:24:18,802
[ Shrieking ]
Needy.
1139
01:24:22,682 --> 01:24:25,600
[ Screaming ]
1140
01:24:31,190 --> 01:24:34,151
[ Gasping, Coughing ]
1141
01:24:48,374 --> 01:24:49,666
Needy.
1142
01:24:57,008 --> 01:24:59,843
[ Screaming ]
1143
01:25:02,430 --> 01:25:05,015
[ Gagging ]
1144
01:25:15,151 --> 01:25:17,444
She can fly?
1145
01:25:17,528 --> 01:25:20,614
She'sjust hovering.
It's not that impressive.
1146
01:25:20,698 --> 01:25:23,867
God, do you have to undermine
everything that I do?
1147
01:25:23,951 --> 01:25:25,911
You are such a player-hater.
1148
01:25:25,995 --> 01:25:28,413
You're a jerk.
1149
01:25:28,498 --> 01:25:31,374
Wow. Nice insult, Hannah Montana.
1150
01:25:31,459 --> 01:25:33,251
You got any more harsh digs?
1151
01:25:33,336 --> 01:25:36,630
You know what?
You were never a good friend.
1152
01:25:36,714 --> 01:25:40,300
Even when we were little,
you used to steal my toys...
1153
01:25:40,384 --> 01:25:42,135
and pour lemonade on my bed.
1154
01:25:42,220 --> 01:25:43,970
And now I'm eating
your boyfriend.
1155
01:25:44,055 --> 01:25:46,807
See? At least I'm consistent.
1156
01:25:46,891 --> 01:25:50,018
Why do you need him? Huh?
1157
01:25:50,103 --> 01:25:52,646
You could have anybody
that you want,Jennifer.
1158
01:25:52,730 --> 01:25:55,941
So... why Chip?
1159
01:25:56,025 --> 01:25:58,652
Is itjust to tick me off?
1160
01:25:58,736 --> 01:26:01,113
Or is it because
you'rejust really insecure?
1161
01:26:01,197 --> 01:26:04,699
I'm� I am not insecure, Needy.
1162
01:26:04,784 --> 01:26:07,619
God, that's a joke.
How could I ever be insecure?
1163
01:26:07,703 --> 01:26:10,413
I was the Snowflake Queen.
1164
01:26:10,498 --> 01:26:14,292
Yeah. Two years ago,
when you were socially relevant.
1165
01:26:14,377 --> 01:26:16,002
I am still socially relevant.
1166
01:26:16,087 --> 01:26:19,589
And when you didn't
need laxatives to stay skinny.
1167
01:26:23,427 --> 01:26:25,345
I am going...
1168
01:26:25,429 --> 01:26:27,430
to eat your soul...
1169
01:26:27,515 --> 01:26:31,560
and shit it out, Lesnicki!
1170
01:26:31,644 --> 01:26:34,771
- Thought you only murdered boys.
- I go both ways.
1171
01:26:34,856 --> 01:26:37,149
[ Gasps, Groaning ]
1172
01:26:50,621 --> 01:26:53,999
[ Groaning Continues ]
Ow.
1173
01:26:54,083 --> 01:26:56,418
[ Screams ]
1174
01:26:56,502 --> 01:26:58,336
[ Exhales ]
1175
01:27:05,136 --> 01:27:07,137
You got a tampon?
1176
01:27:09,056 --> 01:27:12,017
Thought I'd ask.
1177
01:27:12,101 --> 01:27:14,978
You seem like
you might be plugging.
1178
01:27:28,701 --> 01:27:30,660
[ Chip Moaning ]
1179
01:27:32,997 --> 01:27:35,415
[ Sobbing ]
1180
01:27:35,499 --> 01:27:37,834
Oh, Chip.
1181
01:27:38,878 --> 01:27:41,671
Needy.
1182
01:27:41,756 --> 01:27:45,091
I should have believed you.
1183
01:27:45,176 --> 01:27:47,093
I'm sorry.
1184
01:27:47,178 --> 01:27:51,097
No. No, no. Listen to me.
I'm gonna get some help. Okay?
1185
01:27:51,182 --> 01:27:53,975
Okay? Yeah. okay.
1186
01:27:54,977 --> 01:27:57,062
[ Coughing ]
1187
01:27:57,146 --> 01:27:59,022
[ Gasps ]
1188
01:28:00,191 --> 01:28:02,234
It's not working.
1189
01:28:02,318 --> 01:28:04,402
[ Banging Phone on Cement ]
Fuck!
1190
01:28:04,487 --> 01:28:06,363
- Come on!
- Hey, hey.
1191
01:28:09,659 --> 01:28:11,868
I'm going somewhere.
1192
01:28:11,994 --> 01:28:15,330
No, no, no.
You're not going anywhere.
Yes, I am.
1193
01:28:15,414 --> 01:28:19,584
I think I already died before
you got here, but I woke up
when I heard your voice.
1194
01:28:23,256 --> 01:28:25,423
I love you.
1195
01:28:28,719 --> 01:28:30,595
I love you too.
1196
01:28:35,476 --> 01:28:37,894
And you look totally hot
in that dress.
1197
01:28:37,979 --> 01:28:41,773
Oh, you're clearly delirious.
1198
01:28:41,857 --> 01:28:44,734
No, I'm not.
1199
01:28:49,073 --> 01:28:52,867
Oh, Ch� No!
1200
01:28:52,952 --> 01:28:54,953
[ Screaming ]
No!
1201
01:28:56,205 --> 01:28:57,956
No!
1202
01:28:58,040 --> 01:29:00,000
[ Sobbing Continues ]
1203
01:29:00,084 --> 01:29:07,132
No!
1204
01:29:12,763 --> 01:29:14,889
[ Man on TV ]
Abduction and adduction, right?
1205
01:29:14,974 --> 01:29:16,891
Inner and outer.
But you know
what's really important?
1206
01:29:16,976 --> 01:29:18,893
Hurdle or sprint.
That's huge.
1207
01:29:18,978 --> 01:29:23,606
Say I wanna do
just my hip flexors
or my buttocks even more.
1208
01:29:23,691 --> 01:29:28,320
I do what's called digging.
I use this for a lot
ofswimwear models.
1209
01:29:28,404 --> 01:29:31,323
Very, very, very important.
How about Butt Squeeze?
1210
01:29:31,407 --> 01:29:36,244
Yeah, I see you wanted to touch.
Not this show! Not touching this show!
1211
01:29:36,329 --> 01:29:38,663
okay. And ofcourse-
1212
01:29:38,748 --> 01:29:40,749
[ TV: Off]
1213
01:30:09,278 --> 01:30:11,154
[ Screaming ]
1214
01:30:13,616 --> 01:30:16,785
[ Grunting, Yelling ]
1215
01:30:17,745 --> 01:30:19,704
Best friends forever, huh?
1216
01:30:20,998 --> 01:30:24,834
You killed my fucking boyfriend,
you goddamn monster!
1217
01:30:24,919 --> 01:30:26,669
You dumb bitch!
1218
01:30:28,839 --> 01:30:30,507
[ Groans, Screams ]
1219
01:30:30,591 --> 01:30:33,301
Mmm!
1220
01:30:34,970 --> 01:30:38,515
You know what this is for?
Huh?
1221
01:30:39,308 --> 01:30:41,142
It's for cutting boxes.
1222
01:30:41,227 --> 01:30:43,728
[ Groaning ]
1223
01:30:43,813 --> 01:30:46,398
Do you buy
all your murder weapons
at Home Depot?
1224
01:30:46,482 --> 01:30:48,858
- God, you're butch.
- [ Yells ]
1225
01:30:50,319 --> 01:30:52,320
Cross outJennifer.
1226
01:30:52,405 --> 01:30:54,239
[ Groaning ]
1227
01:31:25,479 --> 01:31:27,605
[ Laughter]
1228
01:31:54,967 --> 01:31:57,260
[ Grunts ]
[ Moans ]
1229
01:32:08,689 --> 01:32:10,690
My tit.
1230
01:32:13,068 --> 01:32:15,987
No. Your heart.
1231
01:32:20,618 --> 01:32:26,456
[ Exhales ]
1232
01:32:37,384 --> 01:32:40,136
Jennifer, what is it, baby?
1233
01:32:42,014 --> 01:32:43,932
Needy?
1234
01:32:44,016 --> 01:32:46,935
[ Grunts ]
oh, my God.
1235
01:32:48,312 --> 01:32:50,188
- oh, my God!
- [ Gasps ]
1236
01:32:53,734 --> 01:32:56,819
Oh, God!
1237
01:32:58,239 --> 01:33:00,490
[ Exhales ]
1238
01:33:02,952 --> 01:33:06,996
[ Sobbing ]
1239
01:33:13,921 --> 01:33:16,923
I don't know
who Needy Lesnicki is anymore.
1240
01:33:24,723 --> 01:33:26,307
[ Sniffing ]
1241
01:33:26,392 --> 01:33:28,810
I'm a different person now.
1242
01:33:28,894 --> 01:33:31,813
A person who uses curse words
and kicks orderlies...
1243
01:33:31,897 --> 01:33:33,940
and sees things that aren't there.
1244
01:33:34,024 --> 01:33:36,609
A very bad, very damaged person.
1245
01:33:37,695 --> 01:33:40,196
But sometimes change can be good.
1246
01:33:40,281 --> 01:33:42,740
For instance,
most occult scholars don't know this,
1247
01:33:42,825 --> 01:33:46,452
but ifyou're bitten by a demon
and you live,
1248
01:33:46,537 --> 01:33:49,455
you just might absorb
some ofthe demon's abilities.
1249
01:33:49,540 --> 01:33:53,042
You just might get lucky
for once in your miserable life.
1250
01:34:23,991 --> 01:34:26,326
[ Crash, Fence Rattling ]
1251
01:35:14,958 --> 01:35:16,876
Where are you looking to go,
young lady?
1252
01:35:16,960 --> 01:35:18,670
East, towards Madison.
1253
01:35:20,339 --> 01:35:22,173
Hop in my chariot.
1254
01:35:29,473 --> 01:35:31,974
So, why are you headed east?
1255
01:35:32,059 --> 01:35:34,435
I'm following this rock band.
1256
01:35:34,520 --> 01:35:36,437
[ Chuckles ]
1257
01:35:36,522 --> 01:35:38,606
Must be one hell ofa group.
1258
01:35:38,691 --> 01:35:41,025
Tonight's gonna be their last show.
1259
01:35:42,361 --> 01:35:45,071
?? [ Rock ]
1260
01:35:45,155 --> 01:35:48,825
[ Woman ]
? And the sky was made ofamethyst ?
1261
01:35:50,661 --> 01:35:54,539
? And all the stars
arejust like little fish ?
1262
01:35:56,500 --> 01:35:59,627
? You should learn when to go ?
1263
01:36:02,297 --> 01:36:05,133
? You should learn how to say no ?
1264
01:36:07,720 --> 01:36:10,972
? Might last a day, yeah ?
1265
01:36:11,056 --> 01:36:12,974
[ Fans Clamoring, Chattering ]
1266
01:36:13,058 --> 01:36:21,983
? Mine is forever?
1267
01:36:22,067 --> 01:36:24,861
? when they get what they want ?
1268
01:36:24,945 --> 01:36:27,655
? They never want it again ?
[ Bell Dings ]
1269
01:36:27,740 --> 01:36:29,949
? when they get what they want ?
1270
01:36:30,033 --> 01:36:33,786
? well, they never want it again ?
1271
01:36:33,871 --> 01:36:35,663
? Go on, take everything ?
And he's fucking out!
1272
01:36:35,789 --> 01:36:39,083
? Take everything
I want you to ?
Candy chest.
1273
01:36:39,168 --> 01:36:41,502
? Go on, take everything ?
1274
01:36:41,587 --> 01:36:46,090
? Take everything
I want you to ?
1275
01:36:46,216 --> 01:36:48,926
Look at this motherfucker!
Don't be filmin' this.
[ Doorbell Rings ]
1276
01:36:49,011 --> 01:36:51,554
Listen, go get the door.
That's a sharp table knife you got.
1277
01:36:51,680 --> 01:36:53,848
Get the fuck out of here.
? Go on, take everything ?
1278
01:36:53,932 --> 01:36:56,017
? Take everything
Take everything ?
1279
01:36:56,101 --> 01:36:58,978
? Take everything ??
1280
01:36:59,062 --> 01:37:03,065
?? [ Rock Ballad ]
1281
01:37:08,238 --> 01:37:11,491
[ Man ]
? Darling
Darling, darling ?
1282
01:37:11,575 --> 01:37:15,328
? I can't wait to see you ?
1283
01:37:15,412 --> 01:37:19,081
? A picture ain't enough ?
1284
01:37:19,166 --> 01:37:22,502
? I can't wait to touch you ?
1285
01:37:22,586 --> 01:37:24,754
? In the flesh ?
1286
01:37:27,007 --> 01:37:30,218
? Darling
Darling, darling ?
1287
01:37:30,302 --> 01:37:34,013
? I can't wait to hearyou ?
1288
01:37:34,097 --> 01:37:37,850
? Remembering your love ?
1289
01:37:37,935 --> 01:37:41,604
? Is nothing without you ?
1290
01:37:41,688 --> 01:37:43,856
? In the flesh ?
1291
01:37:48,821 --> 01:37:52,240
? In the flesh
In the flesh ?
1292
01:37:52,324 --> 01:37:56,244
? Ohh-oh, ohh-oh ?
1293
01:37:56,328 --> 01:37:59,664
? In the flesh
In the flesh ?
1294
01:37:59,748 --> 01:38:04,585
? Ohh-ohh-oh ?
1295
01:38:04,670 --> 01:38:06,546
Oh, my God! I can't wait!
1296
01:38:06,630 --> 01:38:08,631
[ All Chattering ]
They're here!
1297
01:38:10,634 --> 01:38:13,970
[ Girls Screaming ]
1298
01:38:19,142 --> 01:38:22,478
? Do it, do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it now ?
1299
01:38:22,563 --> 01:38:25,815
? Say it, say it, say it, say it
Say it, say it, say it now ?
1300
01:38:25,899 --> 01:38:29,151
? Do it, do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it now ?
1301
01:38:29,236 --> 01:38:32,697
? Say it, say it, say it, say it
Say it, say it, say it now ?
1302
01:38:32,781 --> 01:38:36,158
? Do it, do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it now ?
1303
01:38:36,243 --> 01:38:40,955
? Say it, say it, say it, say it
Say it, say it, say it now ?
1304
01:38:41,039 --> 01:38:44,125
? Instead ofcarving up the walls ?
1305
01:38:44,209 --> 01:38:47,712
? why don't you open up
We'll talk ?
1306
01:38:47,796 --> 01:38:51,340
? I am ready
I am ready for a fall ?
1307
01:38:54,469 --> 01:38:57,847
? Instead ofcarving up the walls ?
1308
01:38:57,931 --> 01:39:01,434
? why don't you open up
We'll talk ?
1309
01:39:01,518 --> 01:39:04,979
? We are ready
we are ready for the floor ?
1310
01:39:07,858 --> 01:39:11,694
? I can't hearyour voice
Do I have a choice ?
1311
01:39:14,698 --> 01:39:18,701
? You're sinking below
I'm using my force ?
1312
01:39:22,080 --> 01:39:25,249
? Instead ofcarving up the walls ?
1313
01:39:25,334 --> 01:39:28,878
? why don't you open up
We'll talk ?
1314
01:39:28,962 --> 01:39:32,548
? We are ready
we are ready for the floor ?
1315
01:39:34,593 --> 01:39:37,929
? Do it, do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it now ?
1316
01:39:38,013 --> 01:39:42,350
? Say it, say it, say it, say it
Say it, say it, say it ??
1317
01:39:42,434 --> 01:39:46,312
?? [ Electronic Vocalization ]
1318
01:40:04,081 --> 01:40:07,333
[ Man ]
? okay, now, one, two, three ?
1319
01:40:07,417 --> 01:40:10,294
? You've got me on my knees ?
1320
01:40:11,463 --> 01:40:13,631
? And there's blood on the ground ?
1321
01:40:14,925 --> 01:40:18,219
? You keep me hanging around
the crime scene ?
1322
01:40:18,303 --> 01:40:21,973
? He is not hard to name ?
1323
01:40:22,057 --> 01:40:25,351
? Go on and take a bite ?
1324
01:40:26,520 --> 01:40:29,855
? And chew me up
I just want a taste ?
1325
01:40:29,940 --> 01:40:33,776
? when you spit me out
Put me in my place ?
1326
01:40:33,860 --> 01:40:39,532
? So chew me up
It's written on your face tonight ?
1327
01:40:40,534 --> 01:40:43,536
? I give myselfforyou ?
1328
01:40:43,620 --> 01:40:46,831
? Nothing left to lose ?
1329
01:40:47,874 --> 01:40:50,418
? well, you chew me up ?
1330
01:40:50,502 --> 01:40:54,588
? 'Cause, baby
all I want is you ?
1331
01:40:55,841 --> 01:40:57,842
? Tonight ??
1332
01:40:59,970 --> 01:41:02,972
?? [ Rock ]
1333
01:41:08,478 --> 01:41:12,440
? She's got a target painted on her back ?
1334
01:41:12,524 --> 01:41:16,736
? And keeps a list ofthe qualities
a good girl lacks ?
1335
01:41:16,820 --> 01:41:18,738
? She bites her lip ?
1336
01:41:18,822 --> 01:41:20,865
? And sips her bottle ?
1337
01:41:20,949 --> 01:41:26,078
? I take a drink
'cause the truth is hard to swallow ?
1338
01:41:26,163 --> 01:41:28,664
? ohh-ohh ?
1339
01:41:28,749 --> 01:41:33,252
? Sex and white lies
Handcuffs and alibis ?
1340
01:41:33,336 --> 01:41:36,589
? She lays her halo on the pillow
where she sleeps ?
1341
01:41:36,673 --> 01:41:39,425
? Her heart beats red wine ?
1342
01:41:39,509 --> 01:41:41,719
? My toxic valentine ?
1343
01:41:41,803 --> 01:41:45,306
? Lays her halo on the pillow
that used to be ?
1344
01:41:45,390 --> 01:41:49,727
? Sex and white lies
Handcuffs and alibis ?
1345
01:41:49,811 --> 01:41:53,105
? She lays her halo on the pillow
where she sleeps ?
1346
01:41:53,190 --> 01:41:55,941
? Her heart beats red wine ?
1347
01:41:56,026 --> 01:41:58,277
? My toxic valentine ?
1348
01:41:58,361 --> 01:42:02,114
? Lays her halo on the pillow
that used to be ?
1349
01:42:02,199 --> 01:42:04,950
? She lays her halo on the pillow ?
1350
01:42:05,035 --> 01:42:07,369
? That used to be mine ??
1351
01:42:19,549 --> 01:42:20,549
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