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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:28,611 --> 00:00:30,529 [ Creaking ] 2 00:00:30,613 --> 00:00:33,032 [ Person Exhaling ] 3 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:36,285 [ Dog Barking ] 4 00:00:36,369 --> 00:00:38,620 [ Man On TV Chattering ] I'm working my triceps. 5 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:41,123 I'm working the back of my calves, and I'm working my heart. 6 00:00:43,334 --> 00:00:45,544 [ Chattering Continues ] [ Wind Chimes Tinkling ] 7 00:00:45,628 --> 00:00:48,130 [ Chomping ] 8 00:00:48,214 --> 00:00:51,050 whole body calorie burning. whole body muscle toning. Everything. 9 00:00:51,134 --> 00:00:54,136 Now what about upper body? All right. We'll do upper body. 10 00:00:56,973 --> 00:00:58,932 [ Horse Whinnying ] 11 00:00:59,017 --> 00:01:00,934 Now, here's one ofour new movements. 12 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:04,480 I want you to see the range of motion. Just go to ��Hurdle" or ��Sprint." 13 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:06,482 Look at the sprint that I have. 14 00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:09,276 How many people can get that range of motion? 15 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:13,781 Say I wanna dojust my hip flexors or my buttocks even more. 16 00:01:13,865 --> 00:01:15,783 I do what's called digging. 17 00:01:15,867 --> 00:01:18,410 Look at the range of motion. I use this for a lot ofswimwear models. 18 00:01:18,495 --> 00:01:21,580 Very, very, very important. How 'bout Butt Squeeze? 19 00:01:21,664 --> 00:01:23,457 Yup. I see you wanted to touch. 20 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:26,502 That's a good way- Not this show! Not touching this show! 21 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:33,842 [ Rattling ] 22 00:01:36,012 --> 00:01:38,263 [ Children Laughing ] 23 00:01:38,348 --> 00:01:40,891 [ woman Narrating ] Hell is a teenage girl. 24 00:01:40,975 --> 00:01:42,893 [ Laughing Continues ] 25 00:01:46,564 --> 00:01:48,565 [ Birds Chirping ] 26 00:01:55,198 --> 00:01:57,699 [ Narrating Continues ] I guess I'm not exactly perfect myself. 27 00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:01,703 But at least I have my fans. 28 00:02:05,416 --> 00:02:07,584 I mean, I get letters every day. 29 00:02:09,462 --> 00:02:11,421 Mostly from perverts and chesters, 30 00:02:11,506 --> 00:02:13,465 but still... 31 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:16,552 I'm kinda the shit. 32 00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:19,721 [ women Shouting ] 33 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:22,307 Rec time started five minutes ago, Needy. 34 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:24,351 Grassy-ass, Raymundo. 35 00:02:29,107 --> 00:02:33,610 Sometimes, the letters are from people who say they're praying for me. 36 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:37,823 They tell me everything will be okay if I just acceptJesus Christ into my heart. 37 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:42,911 I say the words, but nothing ever happens. 38 00:02:43,913 --> 00:02:45,831 Nobody comes back. 39 00:02:45,915 --> 00:02:48,542 Nobody gets offthe cross. 40 00:02:52,922 --> 00:02:55,674 welcome to the Mental Olympics. 41 00:02:55,758 --> 00:02:58,719 They're big on recreation here. 42 00:02:58,803 --> 00:03:01,263 Supposedly, it helps us vent our aggressions. 43 00:03:03,391 --> 00:03:05,309 Oh, yeah! 44 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:10,063 Personally, I think they're trying to wear us out, 45 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:12,774 keep us sluggish so there won't be an uprising. 46 00:03:13,943 --> 00:03:17,112 well, thoseJ.V. tactics won't work against me. 47 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:19,114 I'm a kicker. 48 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:21,491 K-I-C-K-E-R. 49 00:03:21,576 --> 00:03:23,785 It even says so on my chart. 50 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:28,207 Just one Toast 'Em, huh? 51 00:03:30,793 --> 00:03:33,378 I like Toast 'Ems. Well, that's good. 52 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:36,548 But I'm not sure a Toast 'Em can provide sufficient energy during your day. 53 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:38,800 I recommend more complex carbo� 54 00:03:43,097 --> 00:03:47,142 - No, she didn't! - I recommend you shut the fuck up! 55 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,478 - All right. - [ Cheering ] 56 00:03:51,814 --> 00:03:53,815 [ woman Shouting ] 57 00:03:55,151 --> 00:03:57,319 Don't touch me! 58 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:00,739 [ Screaming ] 59 00:04:00,823 --> 00:04:03,325 [ Grunts ] 60 00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:06,662 [ Gasps ] 61 00:04:08,164 --> 00:04:11,500 [ Screaming ] 62 00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:13,585 [ Panting ] 63 00:04:16,214 --> 00:04:19,049 [ Narrating Continues ] I wasn't always this cracked. 64 00:04:19,133 --> 00:04:21,677 I used to be normal. 65 00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:25,681 well, as normal as any girl under the influence ofteenage hormones. 66 00:04:28,977 --> 00:04:31,728 But after the killings began, I started to feel� 67 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:33,730 I don't know- 68 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:36,692 loose around the edges or something. 69 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:39,361 ?? [ Speakers: Muzak ] 70 00:04:43,491 --> 00:04:45,951 God! 71 00:04:46,035 --> 00:04:48,203 I hate this fucking song. 72 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:55,043 ?? [ Rock ] 73 00:04:55,211 --> 00:04:58,547 This is where it all went down. 74 00:05:00,258 --> 00:05:02,843 ��Devil's Kettle" sounds twisted, I know, 75 00:05:02,927 --> 00:05:05,595 but the place isjust named after a waterfall. 76 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:09,349 Technically, it's not a normal waterfall. 77 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:12,477 It goes into this hole, and it doesn't come out. 78 00:05:12,562 --> 00:05:16,023 The scientist guys dropped all kinds ofthings down there, 79 00:05:16,107 --> 00:05:18,275 but nothing ever surfaces. 80 00:05:18,359 --> 00:05:20,277 Maybe it's another dimension. 81 00:05:20,361 --> 00:05:22,904 or, you know,just really deep. 82 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:28,285 ?? [ Pop ] 83 00:05:32,248 --> 00:05:35,000 Just two months ago, me,Jennifer and my boyfriend, Chip, 84 00:05:35,084 --> 00:05:37,919 were completely normal people. 85 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:40,547 we were ouryearbook pictures. 86 00:05:40,631 --> 00:05:42,632 Nothing more, nothing less. 87 00:05:46,429 --> 00:05:48,972 ? one ? ? I'm biting my tongue ? 88 00:05:49,057 --> 00:05:50,474 ? Two ? ? He's kissin' on you ? 89 00:05:50,558 --> 00:05:52,684 ? Three ? ? oh, why can't you see ? 90 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:54,394 ? One, two, three, four? 91 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:56,396 [ Narrating Continues ] There'sJennifer. 92 00:05:56,481 --> 00:05:58,690 only back then, we were tight. 93 00:05:58,775 --> 00:06:01,068 Sisters, practically. 94 00:06:01,152 --> 00:06:03,820 People found it hard to believe that a babe likeJennifer... 95 00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:05,655 would associate with a dork like me. 96 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:08,658 Sandbox love never dies. 97 00:06:08,743 --> 00:06:11,161 ? Dance, dance, dance, dance ? ? You are the girl ? 98 00:06:11,245 --> 00:06:13,872 ? That I've been dreaming of? 99 00:06:13,956 --> 00:06:16,541 You're totally lesbi-gay. 100 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:18,543 What? She's my best friend. 101 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:20,879 [ Mock Giggling ] 102 00:06:20,963 --> 00:06:25,217 ? Ever since I was a little girl ? 103 00:06:25,301 --> 00:06:27,219 ? one ? ? I'm biting my tongue ? 104 00:06:27,303 --> 00:06:30,013 ? Two ? ? He's kissing on you ?? 105 00:06:30,139 --> 00:06:32,307 Hey, Monistat. What's up, Vagisil? 106 00:06:32,433 --> 00:06:35,143 You and me are going out tonight. Uh, tonight. Why? 107 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:37,354 Because Low Shoulder are playing at Melody Lane. 108 00:06:37,438 --> 00:06:39,398 They're this indie rock band from the city. 109 00:06:39,482 --> 00:06:43,735 I saw their MySpace page, and the lead singer's extra salty. 110 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:45,612 Plus, there'll be lots ofother salty morsels there foryou. 111 00:06:48,616 --> 00:06:52,702 Come on, Needy. I promised Chip that I would hang out with him tonight. 112 00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:54,830 Boo. Cross out Needy. 113 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:01,878 What time is the show? I'll pickyou up at 8:30. 114 00:07:01,963 --> 00:07:04,589 My mom has a date with that guy who owns the ham store. 115 00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:07,092 He seems nice. 116 00:07:07,218 --> 00:07:09,886 wear something cute, okay? Okay. 117 00:07:15,852 --> 00:07:19,938 '�wear something cute" meant something very specific in Jennifer-speak. 118 00:07:20,022 --> 00:07:24,151 It meant I couldn't look like a total zero, but I couldn't upstage her either. 119 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:28,113 I could expose my stomach, but never my cleavage. 120 00:07:28,197 --> 00:07:30,198 Tits were her trademark. 121 00:07:32,535 --> 00:07:36,413 Thosejeans are hella low. I can almost see your front butt. 122 00:07:36,497 --> 00:07:40,292 It's a rock show. This is my rock look. 123 00:07:40,376 --> 00:07:43,336 Well, I can see, like, yourwomb, so� 124 00:07:44,839 --> 00:07:46,756 I've never even heard of Low Shoulder. 125 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:50,260 which one isJennifer stalking? The lead singer. 126 00:07:50,344 --> 00:07:53,305 Girls like her don't go out with drummers. 127 00:07:53,389 --> 00:07:55,265 - Thanks a lot. - No offense. 128 00:07:55,349 --> 00:07:59,519 She'd probably make an exception ifyou were, like, a drummer who's also the lead singer. 129 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:02,022 - Like Phil Collins. - Who's Phil Collins? 130 00:08:03,941 --> 00:08:07,319 Forget it. He's seminal, but whatever. 131 00:08:07,403 --> 00:08:10,405 Anyway, this singer guy, Jennifer says he's extra salty, so- 132 00:08:10,489 --> 00:08:12,991 Salty. 133 00:08:13,075 --> 00:08:15,452 Salty means beautiful. 134 00:08:15,536 --> 00:08:18,496 Well, then you must be soy sauce, babe. 135 00:08:28,299 --> 00:08:30,300 Jennifer's here. 136 00:08:30,426 --> 00:08:32,385 How do you know? Needy! 137 00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:34,471 Quit tampooning yourself and get down here. 138 00:08:34,555 --> 00:08:36,473 That's fucking weird. 139 00:08:36,557 --> 00:08:39,559 Better hurry before she gets annoyed. [ Grunts ] 140 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:42,062 You always do whatJennifer tells you to do. 141 00:08:42,146 --> 00:08:45,982 No, I don't. It'sjust that I like the same things that she likes. 142 00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:48,610 We have stuff in common. That's why we're biffs. 143 00:08:48,694 --> 00:08:51,821 You guys don't have anything in common. 144 00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:54,115 Yeah. okay, Chip. 145 00:09:04,835 --> 00:09:07,587 Guess who's got the whip until 1 1 :30. 146 00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:11,800 A 2003 Chrysler Sebring, and it's all mine. 147 00:09:11,884 --> 00:09:14,427 [ Giggles ] oh, hi, Chip. 148 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:17,347 [ Sniffs ] It smells like Thai food in here. 149 00:09:17,431 --> 00:09:20,684 - Have you guys been fucking? - You're gross. 150 00:09:20,768 --> 00:09:23,311 - You're gross. You're gross. - You're so gross. 151 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:26,064 Fuck you. Let's go to the club. 152 00:09:26,148 --> 00:09:29,192 Melody Lane is not a club. It's a bar. 153 00:09:29,277 --> 00:09:31,653 It's not even a bar. It's like a bingo hall with taps. 154 00:09:31,737 --> 00:09:34,447 Eat my ass, Chip. You'rejustJell-O 'cause you're not invited. 155 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:36,866 I'm notjealous. That place is disgusting. 156 00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:39,828 Everyone in there has a mustache. You're totallyJell-O. 157 00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:41,997 You're lime-green Jell-O, and you can't even admit it to yourself. 158 00:09:44,583 --> 00:09:47,085 [ Exhales ] Stop kidnapping my girlfriend. 159 00:09:47,211 --> 00:09:49,838 ?? [ Rock ] You wish. 160 00:09:56,220 --> 00:09:58,138 [ Needy Narrating ] Chip was right. 161 00:09:58,222 --> 00:10:00,307 Melody Lane is definitely not a club. 162 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:04,477 [ Pool Balls Clacking ] Clubs are for attractive people in populous urban areas. 163 00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:06,604 Clubs have D.J.'s and champagne. 164 00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:09,190 [ Man ] As they come around the corner- 165 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:11,568 [ Needy Narrating ] All we have is a jukebox and a sticker toilet. 166 00:10:11,652 --> 00:10:15,613 ? You wanna fly Don't want your feet on the ground ? 167 00:10:15,698 --> 00:10:19,909 - ? You stay up, you won't come down ? - [ Chattering ] 168 00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:23,621 I cannot wait until I'm old enough to get wasted. 169 00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:26,416 Hey,Jennifer. You look really pretty. 170 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:28,501 What up, Craig? [ Laughs ] 171 00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:32,088 He thinks he's cute enough for me. And that's why he's in retard math. 172 00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:35,050 Swing and miss. 173 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:40,472 Hey, it's Ahmet from India, that foreign exchange guy. 174 00:10:40,556 --> 00:10:42,349 I wonder if he's circumcised. 175 00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:44,976 I always wanted to try a sea cucumber. 176 00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:47,228 Ew. 177 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:51,274 Jennifer Check. Shouldn't poison yourself with that shit. 178 00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:55,445 Unless you want me to arrest ya for possession. 179 00:10:55,529 --> 00:10:59,574 You're gonna arrest me? You're not even out of the academyyet, Roman. 180 00:10:59,658 --> 00:11:03,578 Two more months. Then I'm on the force for reals. 181 00:11:04,955 --> 00:11:08,291 Are you, uh� you're gonna cuff me? 182 00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:10,126 [ Groans ] Don't do that. 183 00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:12,170 Okay? Not here. 184 00:11:12,254 --> 00:11:14,881 [ Needy ] Hey, that's the band. 185 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:19,761 [ woman Laughing, Echoing ] 186 00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:26,184 Mmm. You can totally tell they're from the city. 187 00:11:26,268 --> 00:11:29,646 Yeah, 'cause they're wearing eyeliner. They look like a bunch offaygos. 188 00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:32,982 Well, you would think that, Roman, because you're a small-time Gomer. 189 00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:35,735 I wish we had more guys like that in Devil's Kettle. 190 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:38,321 All stylish and shit. 191 00:11:39,323 --> 00:11:42,283 [ Tuning ] 192 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:44,244 [Jennifer ] I think they need two groupies. 193 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:47,831 No! No. Come on. Don't be soJ.V., Needy. 194 00:11:47,915 --> 00:11:50,708 They'rejust boys, morsels. We have all the power. 195 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:52,752 Don't you know that? These things? 196 00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:56,131 These are like smart bombs. Okay? 197 00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:59,884 You point them in the right direction, and shit gets real. 198 00:12:02,638 --> 00:12:05,014 Hi. Hi. 199 00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:09,561 Uh� [ Giggling ] wejust wanted to meet you or something. 200 00:12:09,645 --> 00:12:12,772 I'm Jennifer Check, and this is my friend. 201 00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:14,983 Hi. I'm Nikolai. 202 00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:17,777 This is, uh� These guys are my band. 203 00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:22,031 Low Shoulder. Yeah, we've heard� I've heard about you. 204 00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:25,910 You play your instruments really super good. 205 00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:28,663 Thankyou. We are professionals. 206 00:12:28,747 --> 00:12:32,083 Hey. Sorry. Could I askyou a question? 207 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:35,670 Um, why would you wanna play all the way out here in Devil's Kettle? 208 00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:37,839 You live in the city, right? Yeah. 209 00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:41,176 But, you know, I think it's really important sometimes to try and connect with our fans... 210 00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:43,511 in the shitty areas too. 211 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:46,764 That's amazing. 212 00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:49,934 [ Chuckling ] Can I, um� Can I buyyou a drink? 213 00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:51,769 Sure. What are we having? 214 00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:55,064 They have this really awesome 9/1 1 tribute shooter. 215 00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:58,568 It's red, white and blue, but you have to drink it really fast or it turns brownish. 216 00:12:58,694 --> 00:13:00,320 All right. Well, we'll drink it fast. okay. 217 00:13:00,404 --> 00:13:03,448 - Okay. - I'll be right back. 218 00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:05,909 Hey, how- how are you gonna get alcohol? 219 00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:09,037 Um, I'll just play Hello Titty with the bartender. 220 00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:15,585 [ Man ] Aw, shit. 221 00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:21,424 Dirk, what about her? 222 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:25,637 - who,Jan Brady? - No, man. Fuckyou. 223 00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:28,598 I'm talking about the one who went to get me a drink. The State Fair Butter Princess. 224 00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:30,725 That's the one. I don't know. Are you sure she's- 225 00:13:30,809 --> 00:13:32,519 Listen, I grew up in a town like this, okay? 226 00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:36,689 There's always that girl. They love to show it off, but they do not give it up. 227 00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:38,566 You told us you were from Brooklyn. 228 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:42,695 My point is, this girl is definitely a virgin, okay? 229 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:45,073 - I know girls like that. I've dated chicks� - I don't know. 230 00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:48,243 well, we didn't drive all the way out here for nothing, so-- 231 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:50,745 - Excuse me. - Hey. 232 00:13:50,829 --> 00:13:54,541 Hey. That's my best friend that you're talking about. 233 00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:56,918 And you're right. She is a virgin. 234 00:13:57,002 --> 00:14:00,421 And that beats sleeping with creeps like you. 235 00:14:10,891 --> 00:14:12,850 [ Groans ] 236 00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:14,936 Tower One isn't full enough. 237 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:17,313 Those guys are rank,Jen. Just forget about it. 238 00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:20,358 You know what? I think the lead singer wants me. 239 00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:23,319 Only because he thinks that you're a virgin. I heard them talking. 240 00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:27,907 What? I'm not even a backdoor virgin anymore, thanks to Roman. 241 00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:30,326 And by the way, that hurts. 242 00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:32,370 I couldn't even go to Flags the next day. 243 00:14:32,454 --> 00:14:35,039 I had to stay home and sit on a bag offrozen peas. 244 00:14:35,165 --> 00:14:38,001 Oh, my God. [ Electricity Humming ] 245 00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:42,338 [ Nikolai ] Good evening, Devil's Lake. [ Man ] Devil's Kettle! 246 00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:44,424 Fuckin'-A right, it is. 247 00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:46,509 ?? [ Rock ] 248 00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:07,030 ? All alone in an empty room ? 249 00:15:07,114 --> 00:15:09,574 ? Nothing left but the memories ? 250 00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:11,576 ? Ofwhen ? 251 00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:14,412 ? I had my best friend ? 252 00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:18,166 ? And I don't know how we ended up here ? 253 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:22,003 ? I don't know but it's never been so clear? 254 00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:27,258 ? We made a mistake, dear? 255 00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:30,553 ? And I see ? 256 00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:35,099 ? The broken glass in front of me ? 257 00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:38,144 ? I see ? 258 00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:42,649 ? Your shadow hanging over me ? 259 00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:46,402 ? And your face, I can see ? 260 00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:50,823 ? Through the trees ? 261 00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:54,077 ? I will find you ? 262 00:15:54,161 --> 00:15:57,622 ? I will heal ? 263 00:15:57,706 --> 00:16:01,542 ? The ruins left inside you ? 264 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:05,046 ? 'Cause I'm still here breathing now ? 265 00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:12,428 ? I'm still here breathing now ? 266 00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:15,973 ? Until I'm set free ? 267 00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:18,726 ? Go quiet through the trees ? 268 00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:24,982 ? And I remember how we used to talk ? 269 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:30,279 ? About the places we would go when we grew up ? 270 00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:32,865 ? And all that we were gonna find ? 271 00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:39,539 ? And I remember watching our seeds grow ? 272 00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:43,459 ? And howyou cried when you saw the first leafshow ?? 273 00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:46,212 [ Gasps, Screams ] 274 00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:49,215 [ Glass Shattering ] 275 00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:51,300 [ Man ] Everybody, run! 276 00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:52,969 [ Woman Screams ] 277 00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:59,308 [ Screams ] [ Bones Cracking ] 278 00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:05,898 - [ Screams ] - We can't get through there! 279 00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:08,943 I know where to go! 280 00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:27,628 [ Screaming ] 281 00:17:32,634 --> 00:17:34,761 Hey. Hey.Jen? 282 00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:37,972 [ Screaming ] 283 00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:41,934 Hey. 284 00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:45,313 Jennifer? oh, thank God you guys are all right. 285 00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:48,149 I've been looking everywhere foryou two. 286 00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:51,360 Listen, it's really dangerous out here. 287 00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:55,364 You wanna head someplace safer, like my van? What? 288 00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:59,869 I'm in survival mode right now, and I want us to get to a familiar place. 289 00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:02,371 And right now, I feel like that's my van. okay. 290 00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:04,415 Okay, this one's in shock. Great. 291 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,918 Are you in shock? Have some ofthat. 292 00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:09,253 No. 293 00:18:09,379 --> 00:18:12,507 Jennifer? [ Coughing ] 294 00:18:14,092 --> 00:18:16,052 Hey. 295 00:18:17,721 --> 00:18:20,473 Let's go,Jennifer! Let's go to the van. 296 00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:23,392 I wanna go to your really cool van. Needy, let's go see his van. 297 00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:25,353 why? Why should we? 298 00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:27,855 We have the Sebring. Let'sjust get out of here! Please? 299 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,983 Needy, stop it! Just shut up. 300 00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:49,126 [ Needy Narrating ] I watched her get into that van, 301 00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:51,796 and I knew something awful was going to happen. 302 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,881 He was skinny and twisted and evil, 303 00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:57,218 like this petrified tree I saw when I was a kid. 304 00:18:58,762 --> 00:19:00,763 [ Panting ] 305 00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:24,745 [ Explosion ] [ Siren Wailing ] 306 00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,841 Oh. 307 00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:39,260 [ Beeps ] 308 00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:43,264 [ Cell Phone Chiming ] 309 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,772 [ Beeps ] 310 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,234 - Hey, Niedermeyer. - Oh, thank God you're there. 311 00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:57,612 What's wrong? Jennifer's gone. 312 00:19:57,696 --> 00:20:00,114 She ran offwith that rock band, and Melody Lane burned down. 313 00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:05,578 You're okay, right? Uh, yeah. 314 00:20:05,662 --> 00:20:07,997 But there was this huge stampede, 315 00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:10,291 and all the people that fainted got run over, 316 00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:13,294 and you could hear their bones breaking. 317 00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:15,713 And the people� [ Sobs ] 318 00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:19,091 like, the people on fire just smelled like� 319 00:20:19,217 --> 00:20:22,219 This is crazy. Jennifer's still with those creeps. 320 00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:25,640 They took her in their spooky van with the windows all blacked out. 321 00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:29,352 - Did you get the make and model? - I don't know, Chip. An '89 Rapist? 322 00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:31,562 She's still in there. We have to go find her. 323 00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:33,773 Who cares aboutJennifer and those douche bags... 324 00:20:33,857 --> 00:20:35,858 with their douche bag haircuts and their man-scara? 325 00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:38,027 Peoplejust burned to death. 326 00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:40,780 [ Doorbell Ringing ] Oh, cheese and fries. There's somebody here! 327 00:20:40,864 --> 00:20:43,032 I'm all alone. I'm freaked out. 328 00:20:43,116 --> 00:20:45,785 - Where is your mom? - Swing shift. 329 00:20:48,121 --> 00:20:51,165 Stay on the phone with me, okay? 330 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:57,088 Needy, do you want me to come over or something? 331 00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:59,507 I don't know. Maybe. 332 00:21:10,852 --> 00:21:12,728 [ Chip ] Needy? 333 00:21:19,319 --> 00:21:21,320 Okay, so now there's no one here. 334 00:21:22,572 --> 00:21:25,074 That's so strange. 335 00:21:25,158 --> 00:21:27,159 Maybe I'm going crazy. 336 00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:31,580 It's probably nothing. 337 00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:34,417 Look, I'll call you later. Okay. 338 00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:40,506 [ Faint Thumping ] 339 00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:55,312 [ Floorboards Creaking ] 340 00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:22,590 [ Hinges Squeak ] 341 00:22:31,641 --> 00:22:33,934 [ water Dripping ] 342 00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:49,950 [ Pipes Squeaking ] 343 00:22:51,244 --> 00:22:54,163 [ Screams ] Hi. 344 00:22:54,247 --> 00:22:57,208 [ Dripping ] 345 00:23:02,422 --> 00:23:04,965 Jen. 346 00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:07,051 What happened? 347 00:23:12,140 --> 00:23:18,729 Jen? 348 00:23:31,118 --> 00:23:33,494 [ Refrigerator Door opens ] 349 00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:44,839 Um� 350 00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:50,094 My mom got that at Boston Market, and I'm� I'm not supposed to- 351 00:23:50,178 --> 00:23:53,430 [ Roaring ] 352 00:23:54,432 --> 00:23:57,101 [ Gagging ] 353 00:23:57,185 --> 00:23:59,186 [ Retching ] 354 00:24:19,499 --> 00:24:22,084 [ Giggling ] 355 00:24:23,837 --> 00:24:25,754 Jennifer.Jennifer? 356 00:24:27,090 --> 00:24:29,049 Jennifer. 357 00:24:30,468 --> 00:24:33,554 [ Giggling Continues ] 358 00:24:46,985 --> 00:24:48,903 [ Panting ] 359 00:24:53,825 --> 00:24:55,451 Are you scared? 360 00:25:10,008 --> 00:25:11,884 [ Siren Wailing ] 361 00:25:11,968 --> 00:25:14,511 [ Door opens ] Jennifer! 362 00:25:26,149 --> 00:25:29,902 [ Woman on Radio, Faint ] 363 00:25:29,986 --> 00:25:32,029 Another body under here! 364 00:25:32,113 --> 00:25:35,449 ?? [ Rock ] 365 00:25:39,829 --> 00:25:42,164 I heard Needy and Jennifer were there, 366 00:25:42,249 --> 00:25:45,167 and they had to fight their way out with a machete. 367 00:25:45,252 --> 00:25:47,378 Look, she's not even moving. 368 00:25:47,462 --> 00:25:50,047 It's called post-traumatic stress disorder. 369 00:25:50,131 --> 00:25:52,967 My dad was in operation Enduring Freedom, 370 00:25:53,051 --> 00:25:56,220 and he totally, like, stopped talking for, like, months. 371 00:26:00,976 --> 00:26:04,770 I'll be Perfect Prom Betty, and you be her. 372 00:26:04,854 --> 00:26:06,563 Why do I have to be Ugly Ashley? 373 00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:09,316 Ow! What's wrong,Jennifer? 374 00:26:18,159 --> 00:26:21,078 Don't tell my mom about this. She'll make me a shot. 375 00:26:21,162 --> 00:26:23,163 I never tell on you. 376 00:26:26,042 --> 00:26:28,585 Where's it at, Monistat? 377 00:26:30,714 --> 00:26:33,632 - You're all right. - Yeah. Why wouldn't I be? 378 00:26:33,717 --> 00:26:35,676 'Cause last night at my house, you were� 379 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:38,137 You do have a tendency to overreact. 380 00:26:38,221 --> 00:26:42,099 Remember when we were in Girl Scout camp, and you thought that there was an earthquake, 381 00:26:42,183 --> 00:26:45,019 but it wasjust two guys with a ghetto blaster? 382 00:26:46,062 --> 00:26:48,272 People died,Jennifer. 383 00:26:48,356 --> 00:26:51,650 It's, like, all over the news. National news. 384 00:26:53,528 --> 00:26:56,780 Anybody that we know? We know everyone. 385 00:26:58,575 --> 00:27:00,576 Sucks to be them, I guess. 386 00:27:03,079 --> 00:27:06,415 What is wrong with you? What's wrong with you? 387 00:27:06,499 --> 00:27:08,834 Besides the obvious surface flaws. 388 00:27:11,129 --> 00:27:13,130 [ Needy Narrating ] I knew it was real. 389 00:27:13,214 --> 00:27:18,302 I'd been up all night, scrubbing the carnage offthe linoleum. 390 00:27:18,386 --> 00:27:20,554 [ Crying ] 391 00:27:24,934 --> 00:27:26,560 Shoot. 392 00:27:26,644 --> 00:27:28,312 Please don't talk to yourself. 393 00:27:28,396 --> 00:27:30,439 It's one ofyour more freakish Needy behaviors... 394 00:27:30,523 --> 00:27:32,900 and it makes us both look like total gaylords. 395 00:27:32,984 --> 00:27:35,694 Ew. Fuck. You need a mani bad. 396 00:27:35,779 --> 00:27:38,155 You should find a Chinese chick to buffyour situation. 397 00:27:38,239 --> 00:27:40,407 [ Door Closes ] 398 00:27:42,577 --> 00:27:46,288 This is a dark, dark day... 399 00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:48,332 for Devil's Kettle. 400 00:27:48,416 --> 00:27:51,168 And believe me you, I have lived through some� 401 00:27:52,837 --> 00:27:54,838 some pretty heavy stuff. 402 00:27:57,258 --> 00:28:01,720 We lost eight precious students... 403 00:28:01,805 --> 00:28:04,973 including Ahmet from India, 404 00:28:05,058 --> 00:28:07,643 several parents... 405 00:28:07,727 --> 00:28:10,187 and our beloved Spanish teacher, 406 00:28:11,773 --> 00:28:13,690 Se?orita Erickson. 407 00:28:13,775 --> 00:28:15,692 No way. Erickson ate shit? 408 00:28:15,777 --> 00:28:19,279 Now more than ever, put aside your teenage concerns... 409 00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:23,784 about who's a cool dude, or who's a ho. 410 00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:28,622 we can't let that damn fire win. 411 00:28:28,706 --> 00:28:31,500 It already won. 412 00:28:31,584 --> 00:28:33,794 God bless you kids. 413 00:28:44,848 --> 00:28:47,683 [ Sobbing ] 414 00:28:54,274 --> 00:28:57,109 [ Bell Ringing ] 415 00:28:57,235 --> 00:29:00,946 There's no band practice today. There's no anything today. 416 00:29:01,030 --> 00:29:05,451 It's surreal, right? When just one person dies in Devil's Kettle, it's like time stops. 417 00:29:05,535 --> 00:29:08,036 Feel guiltyjust breathing. 418 00:29:08,121 --> 00:29:10,747 Word. 419 00:29:10,832 --> 00:29:13,834 Chip, I need to tell you something kinda weird. 420 00:29:15,837 --> 00:29:18,130 It's aboutJennifer. what? 421 00:29:20,341 --> 00:29:24,595 You know how last night we were talking, and someone came to my house? It wasJennifer. 422 00:29:24,679 --> 00:29:27,639 She looked like she had been beaten up or shot or something. 423 00:29:27,724 --> 00:29:32,769 And then she barfed up this, like, disgusting, prickly stuff... 424 00:29:32,854 --> 00:29:36,398 that looked like roadkill and, like, sewing needles mixed together. 425 00:29:36,483 --> 00:29:38,108 Yuck. 426 00:29:38,193 --> 00:29:42,362 Well, she probably just inhaled a whole bunch ofsmoke or something. 427 00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:44,364 No, Chip. No, it was like� 428 00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:46,700 It was, like, evil. 429 00:29:48,077 --> 00:29:50,662 Needy, I think you might wanna talk to the school shrink. 430 00:29:50,747 --> 00:29:52,539 I'm not saying that to be a dillhole. 431 00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:55,000 Chip, I don't tell whoppers, and I'm not crazy. 432 00:29:55,084 --> 00:29:56,752 I didn't say you were crazy. 433 00:29:56,836 --> 00:29:59,755 It'sjust, everybody's a little messed up about this, and it's okay to feel� 434 00:29:59,881 --> 00:30:02,466 Discombobulated? Yeah. Fucked up. 435 00:30:02,550 --> 00:30:04,301 Hey, Needy. 436 00:30:04,385 --> 00:30:08,889 - Oh, hi, Colin. - I heard you were there last night in the fiery trenches. 437 00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:12,184 Yeah. 438 00:30:13,394 --> 00:30:15,354 Well, I'm glad you didn't die. 439 00:30:15,438 --> 00:30:18,440 - Thanks. - Seriously. 440 00:30:21,903 --> 00:30:23,904 How are you friends with Colin Gray? 441 00:30:23,988 --> 00:30:26,073 I thought Colin Gray only talked to the Dead Girls. 442 00:30:26,157 --> 00:30:28,158 I just am. We have Creative Nonfiction together. 443 00:30:28,243 --> 00:30:32,204 He's a really good writer. He's, like, all dark and emotional and stuff. 444 00:30:32,288 --> 00:30:36,625 Oh. Well, I'm like that too. I mean, I can relate. 445 00:30:36,709 --> 00:30:40,712 You know, I'm not all obvious about it like a poser. 446 00:30:41,798 --> 00:30:43,757 Walk me home? 447 00:30:44,801 --> 00:30:46,927 You know it, babe. 448 00:30:47,095 --> 00:30:49,012 ?? [ Hard Rock ] 449 00:30:54,894 --> 00:30:56,853 [ woman Screaming ] 450 00:30:57,855 --> 00:31:02,776 [ Man ] ? It's all right ? 451 00:31:04,487 --> 00:31:08,532 ? It's all right ?? 452 00:31:10,034 --> 00:31:14,580 Hi. Hey,Jennifer. 453 00:31:14,706 --> 00:31:18,750 I'm crazy sorry about your profound loss. [ Sniffles ] 454 00:31:18,835 --> 00:31:21,086 You are crying about Craig, right? 455 00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:25,048 He was my best friend. 456 00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:27,884 You know, I was there last night, 457 00:31:27,969 --> 00:31:32,556 and I was probably the last person to talk to him, like, ever. 458 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:35,642 Wow. You know what he said? 459 00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:39,980 Craig said that he always thought you and me... 460 00:31:40,064 --> 00:31:43,358 would make a totally banging couple. 461 00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:47,404 Isn't thatjust so weird? 462 00:31:47,488 --> 00:31:50,157 He� He said ��banging"? 463 00:31:54,495 --> 00:31:56,788 Feel my heart,Jonas. 464 00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:02,294 I think it's broken. 465 00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:06,131 Mine too. 466 00:32:06,215 --> 00:32:09,259 You come with me, just for a little while. 467 00:32:10,345 --> 00:32:12,804 It's what Craig would have wanted. 468 00:32:13,931 --> 00:32:16,266 - Yeah. - Yeah. 469 00:32:24,359 --> 00:32:26,318 [ Bird Squawking ] 470 00:32:39,082 --> 00:32:42,459 You're so warm. Why are you so warm? 471 00:32:42,543 --> 00:32:44,461 Shutties. 472 00:32:48,925 --> 00:32:51,343 [ Cawing ] 473 00:32:53,846 --> 00:32:56,431 [ Barking In Distance ] 474 00:32:56,557 --> 00:32:58,809 [ Squawking ] Jennifer. 475 00:32:58,893 --> 00:33:01,603 Jen. what? 476 00:33:01,688 --> 00:33:03,188 Look. 477 00:33:07,318 --> 00:33:09,236 Mm-hmm. 478 00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:13,198 [ Chuckles ] 479 00:33:13,282 --> 00:33:15,242 They're waiting. 480 00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:24,751 Okay. 481 00:33:31,342 --> 00:33:37,097 Mmm. 482 00:33:40,059 --> 00:33:42,144 Do you miss Craig? 483 00:33:44,105 --> 00:33:46,690 Ofcourse. 484 00:33:46,774 --> 00:33:49,234 Well, you're gonna see your buddy really soon. 485 00:33:49,318 --> 00:33:51,737 What, you mean, like, in heaven someday? 486 00:33:53,364 --> 00:33:55,282 Nope. 487 00:33:56,826 --> 00:33:58,702 [ Roaring ] 488 00:33:58,786 --> 00:34:01,872 [Jonas Screaming ] God. 489 00:34:01,956 --> 00:34:04,541 [ Screaming Continues ] 490 00:34:08,546 --> 00:34:10,547 Let it all out, kids. 491 00:34:10,631 --> 00:34:14,676 [ Screaming Continues ] 492 00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:16,636 [ Dog Barking ] 493 00:34:16,804 --> 00:34:19,473 ?? [ Radio: Rock ] You want some baloney, Spector? 494 00:34:19,557 --> 00:34:22,267 [ Man on Radio ] And that was Low Shoulder, the local band... 495 00:34:22,351 --> 00:34:26,688 who became unlikely heroes ofthe tragedy in Devil's Kettle last night. 496 00:34:26,772 --> 00:34:30,650 Eyewitnesses say the boys helped numerous people escape the inferno, 497 00:34:30,735 --> 00:34:33,361 risking their own lives in the process. 498 00:34:33,446 --> 00:34:36,615 That's rock and roll with a conscience, ladies and gentlemen. 499 00:34:36,699 --> 00:34:41,077 And guess what. We are honored to have Low Shoulder in the studio right now. 500 00:34:41,162 --> 00:34:43,830 Now, howyou guys holdin' up? 501 00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:45,832 [ Nikolai ] We're maintaining, man. 502 00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:48,126 It's not easy, but, you know, the real heroes... 503 00:34:48,211 --> 00:34:50,670 are the people of Devil's Lake. 504 00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:55,550 I just hope we can convey 1 /1 0th oftheir courage and spirit... 505 00:34:55,635 --> 00:34:57,677 on our upcoming album. 506 00:34:59,180 --> 00:35:01,765 [ Bird Squawks ] [ Flies Buzzing ] 507 00:35:08,022 --> 00:35:09,981 [ Gasps ] 508 00:35:12,902 --> 00:35:14,945 Virgin mother. 509 00:35:15,071 --> 00:35:17,781 ?? [ Radio: Woman Singing ] Crap. 510 00:35:17,907 --> 00:35:19,783 You said it. Hey, Mom. 511 00:35:20,785 --> 00:35:22,786 I didn't know you were up. 512 00:35:22,870 --> 00:35:24,579 Yeah. 513 00:35:25,873 --> 00:35:29,668 Oh, God. I had another one of my night terrors. 514 00:35:29,752 --> 00:35:32,337 Well, it's 4:00, so technically you had a day terror. 515 00:35:32,421 --> 00:35:35,131 Right. 516 00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:37,842 What'd you dream about? 517 00:35:37,927 --> 00:35:42,472 I dreamed some bad people were trying to nail you to a tree... 518 00:35:42,557 --> 00:35:46,893 with hammers and big stakes and shit. 519 00:35:48,437 --> 00:35:50,397 Just likeJ.C. 520 00:35:52,275 --> 00:35:56,778 But I didn't let 'em get you, 'cause I'm a hard-assed, Ford-tough mama bear. 521 00:35:56,862 --> 00:35:59,656 I can take care of myself. 522 00:35:59,740 --> 00:36:01,658 Yeah, you say that, 523 00:36:01,742 --> 00:36:05,078 but one day you're gonna be crying out for me, and I'm not gonna be there. 524 00:36:07,790 --> 00:36:10,917 [ woman Screaming, Crying ] No! 525 00:37:15,399 --> 00:37:17,442 [ Man on TV ] Fatalities have grown in a horrific fire... 526 00:37:17,526 --> 00:37:19,527 that destroyed a popular local nightclub... [ Cell Phone Rings ] 527 00:37:19,612 --> 00:37:20,320 in Devil's Kettle last night. 528 00:37:21,739 --> 00:37:26,743 Yeah? I feel so scrumptious! 529 00:37:26,869 --> 00:37:29,454 Goody foryou. You know when you kiss a boy for the first time, 530 00:37:29,538 --> 00:37:32,123 and it feels like your entire body is on vibrate? 531 00:37:33,542 --> 00:37:36,336 - Yeah? - It's that good. 532 00:37:36,420 --> 00:37:38,338 Well, that's nice. 533 00:37:38,422 --> 00:37:40,674 Me, I'm still a little bit depressed about, you know, 534 00:37:40,758 --> 00:37:43,176 the giant, smoldering funeral pyre in the middle oftown. 535 00:37:43,260 --> 00:37:46,388 [ Sighs ] Move-on-dot-org, Needy. It's over. 536 00:37:46,472 --> 00:37:50,684 Life is too short to be moping around about some white-trash pig roast. 537 00:37:50,768 --> 00:37:52,686 That's sweet,Jen. 538 00:37:52,770 --> 00:37:54,479 You know, I tell it like it is. 539 00:37:54,563 --> 00:37:56,314 And besides, you know what? 540 00:37:56,399 --> 00:37:59,526 You should be happy for me because I am having the best day... 541 00:37:59,610 --> 00:38:02,320 since, like,Jesus invented the calendar. 542 00:38:02,405 --> 00:38:04,447 Jesus didn't invent the calendar. 543 00:38:04,532 --> 00:38:06,157 Whatever. 544 00:38:06,242 --> 00:38:08,284 [ Beeps ] other line. Hold on. 545 00:38:08,369 --> 00:38:11,454 - So blow it off. - It'll just be a minute. 546 00:38:11,539 --> 00:38:14,666 Pooh. I'm crossing you out. 547 00:38:14,750 --> 00:38:16,835 [ Beeps ] Hey. 548 00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:20,171 I need to see you right now. I can barely hearyou. 549 00:38:20,297 --> 00:38:22,507 ?? [ Toy Piano ] It's because Camille is playing the piano. 550 00:38:22,633 --> 00:38:25,301 Knock it off, Camille! You knock it off! 551 00:38:25,386 --> 00:38:27,220 Can you meet me at McCullum in 1 0? 552 00:38:27,304 --> 00:38:29,347 You knock it off, Chip! You're a penis cheese! 553 00:38:29,432 --> 00:38:31,391 [ Needy ] Uh, 1 5? 554 00:38:32,727 --> 00:38:35,311 [ Woman ] ? Heard you're new in town ? 555 00:38:35,396 --> 00:38:37,522 ? want someone to showyou round ? 556 00:38:37,606 --> 00:38:39,983 ? well, no one knows this place just quite like me ?? 557 00:38:40,067 --> 00:38:43,403 - I gotta go. - I am a god. 558 00:38:43,487 --> 00:38:47,407 Okay. I gotta meet Chip in McCullum Park. 559 00:38:47,491 --> 00:38:50,076 You know, Chip is looking really cute to me lately. 560 00:38:50,161 --> 00:38:54,164 So, tell me, is he, uh, like, packing some serious pubic inches? 561 00:38:54,248 --> 00:38:56,166 What's the story down there? 562 00:38:56,250 --> 00:38:58,501 I gotta go. 563 00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:01,713 [ Siren wailing ] 564 00:39:01,797 --> 00:39:04,382 [ Chattering ] 565 00:39:05,593 --> 00:39:07,552 Why are the cops at your house? 566 00:39:07,636 --> 00:39:10,138 They're not. They're atJonas Kozelle's house. 567 00:39:10,264 --> 00:39:14,142 Why? He try to sell fake peyote to the eighth graders again? No, Needy. He was murdered. 568 00:39:14,268 --> 00:39:15,769 What? Yeah. 569 00:39:15,853 --> 00:39:18,271 Someone ripped Jonas limb from limb in the woods behind school. 570 00:39:18,355 --> 00:39:20,231 They ate parts of him. 571 00:39:20,357 --> 00:39:23,693 No one's even supposed to know yet, but my dad just went over there and talked to the cops. 572 00:39:23,778 --> 00:39:25,695 His mom is, like, catatonic. 573 00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:29,991 She'sjust staring out the front window like a zombie mannequin robot statue. 574 00:39:31,452 --> 00:39:34,078 This can't be a coincidence. 575 00:39:34,163 --> 00:39:36,289 What are you talking about, Needy? 576 00:39:36,373 --> 00:39:37,874 A fiery death trap last night, 577 00:39:37,958 --> 00:39:40,168 and now a cannibal psycho takes down the biggest guy in school? 578 00:39:40,252 --> 00:39:41,252 Come on. It's freaktarded. 579 00:39:43,923 --> 00:39:46,925 Well, the bad luck's gotta be over, right? 580 00:39:47,009 --> 00:39:49,969 I mean, it can't get any worse, right? It can't. 581 00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:52,138 I mean, you agree, right? 582 00:39:52,223 --> 00:39:54,140 You're shaking. 583 00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:56,726 Well, I'm cold. It's very cold out here. 584 00:39:56,810 --> 00:39:59,103 You want my hoodie? 585 00:40:00,397 --> 00:40:03,650 [ Nikolai ] ? All alone in an empty room ? 586 00:40:03,817 --> 00:40:06,486 [ Needy Narrating ] The days marched on as usual, 587 00:40:06,570 --> 00:40:09,739 but most of us were too numb to enjoy ourselves. 588 00:40:09,823 --> 00:40:11,741 Most of us. 589 00:40:11,825 --> 00:40:14,827 ? And I don't know how we ended up here ? 590 00:40:14,912 --> 00:40:19,624 ? I don't know but it's never been so clear? 591 00:40:19,708 --> 00:40:24,420 ? We made a mistake, dear? 592 00:40:24,505 --> 00:40:28,299 [ Needy Narrating ] To the rest ofthe world, we were famous. we were saints. 593 00:40:28,384 --> 00:40:30,510 our town's only bar had burned to the ground, 594 00:40:30,594 --> 00:40:34,264 and our star linebacker was someone's Snack Pack. 595 00:40:34,348 --> 00:40:37,767 The whole country got a huge tragedy boner for Devil's Kettle. 596 00:40:37,851 --> 00:40:42,313 And the press, God! They couldn't get enough ofour little world ofshit. 597 00:40:44,358 --> 00:40:47,485 [ Singing Along ] ? Through the trees ? 598 00:40:47,570 --> 00:40:50,947 ? I will find you ? 599 00:40:51,031 --> 00:40:54,659 ? I will heal ? 600 00:40:54,743 --> 00:40:58,288 ? The ruins left inside you ? 601 00:40:58,372 --> 00:41:02,125 ? 'Cause I'm still here breathing now ? 602 00:41:02,209 --> 00:41:09,340 ? I'm still here breathing now ? 603 00:41:09,425 --> 00:41:12,719 ? Until I'm set free ? 604 00:41:12,803 --> 00:41:16,306 ? Go quiet through the trees ?? 605 00:41:16,390 --> 00:41:18,891 [ Needy Narrating ] Still, we were healing. 606 00:41:19,018 --> 00:41:22,020 Like Chip, we figured things could only get better. Hey! 607 00:41:23,022 --> 00:41:24,939 we had faith. 608 00:41:26,066 --> 00:41:28,151 we were fucking idiots. 609 00:41:29,528 --> 00:41:32,530 Before the period ends, I'd like to make an announcement. 610 00:41:33,824 --> 00:41:36,659 As you all know, today is the one month anniversary... 611 00:41:36,744 --> 00:41:39,996 ofthe tragedy at Melody Lane... 612 00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:42,707 and the murder ofJonas Kozelle. 613 00:41:42,791 --> 00:41:44,542 [Jennifer ] Boring. [ Girl ] Jesus! 614 00:41:44,627 --> 00:41:46,669 what a bitch. 615 00:41:46,754 --> 00:41:48,963 As I was saying, Jennifer and Needy, 616 00:41:49,048 --> 00:41:52,050 I finally have some good news to share with all ofyou. 617 00:41:52,134 --> 00:41:55,094 The members ofthe rock and roll group Low Shoulder... 618 00:41:55,179 --> 00:41:58,765 have decided to extend a helping hand to our community. 619 00:41:58,849 --> 00:42:02,935 As you all know, their song, �'Through The Trees," 620 00:42:03,020 --> 00:42:05,521 has become our unofficial anthem... 621 00:42:05,648 --> 00:42:08,441 of unity and healing. [ Sighs ] 622 00:42:08,525 --> 00:42:11,027 And they have decided to release it as a benefit single. 623 00:42:11,111 --> 00:42:14,030 Three percent ofthe profits will go to local families... 624 00:42:14,114 --> 00:42:16,032 who have been affected by loss. 625 00:42:16,116 --> 00:42:18,076 What about the other 97%? 626 00:42:19,161 --> 00:42:22,080 I mean, that'sjust crass, right? 627 00:42:23,874 --> 00:42:28,044 ��Crass." It means greedy, exploitative, scummy. 628 00:42:28,128 --> 00:42:30,129 Low Shoulder are American heroes. 629 00:42:30,214 --> 00:42:33,257 No, they're not! I was there, Chastity. 630 00:42:33,342 --> 00:42:35,551 They didn't help anybody escape the fire. 631 00:42:35,636 --> 00:42:38,221 I don't even know how that rumor got started. 632 00:42:38,305 --> 00:42:40,473 Rumor? Rumor? 633 00:42:40,557 --> 00:42:43,768 It's true. It's on the Wikipedia. 634 00:42:43,852 --> 00:42:48,189 we wouldn't even know who they were ifthey hadn't been playing that night. 635 00:42:48,273 --> 00:42:50,942 - They used us. - You take that back, Needy Lesnicki. 636 00:42:51,026 --> 00:42:53,361 - Girls� - We need them now more than ever. 637 00:42:53,445 --> 00:42:56,656 - That's enough. - [ Bell Rings ] 638 00:42:58,867 --> 00:43:01,244 I'm already sick ofthat song. 639 00:43:01,328 --> 00:43:03,621 Yeah, it's really poorly produced. 640 00:43:03,706 --> 00:43:05,707 Could the bass be any lower in the mix? 641 00:43:05,791 --> 00:43:08,876 No offense, but you look really tired. 642 00:43:09,002 --> 00:43:12,839 Is everything okay? No. I feel like boo-boo. 643 00:43:12,923 --> 00:43:17,719 My skin is breaking out, and my hair is dull and lifeless. 644 00:43:17,803 --> 00:43:21,639 God. It's like I'm one ofthe normal girls. 645 00:43:21,765 --> 00:43:25,059 Are you P.M.S.-ing or something'? P.M.S. isn't real, Needy. 646 00:43:25,144 --> 00:43:28,354 It was invented by the boy-run media to make us seem crazy. 647 00:43:30,274 --> 00:43:32,358 Don't look at me like that! 648 00:43:34,236 --> 00:43:36,195 It'sjust wearing off or something. 649 00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:37,864 What's wearing off? 650 00:43:41,201 --> 00:43:43,244 Hello, Needy. Hi. 651 00:43:43,370 --> 00:43:46,205 Jennifer. Hi, Colin. 652 00:43:46,290 --> 00:43:49,625 Can I borrow your English homework again? I forgot to read Hamlet. 653 00:43:49,710 --> 00:43:52,879 Is he gonna fuck his mom? 654 00:43:52,963 --> 00:43:55,381 No� I don't� I don't� I don't think so. 655 00:43:55,466 --> 00:43:58,259 Um, I actually wanted to askyou something. 656 00:43:58,385 --> 00:44:00,803 You wanna know if I'll go out with you? No! 657 00:44:00,888 --> 00:44:03,973 Yeah. What? I� 658 00:44:04,057 --> 00:44:07,560 - I don't g� How'd you know? -Just go ahead with the pitch. 659 00:44:09,897 --> 00:44:12,648 okay. Um� 660 00:44:12,733 --> 00:44:16,110 Well, we've been having a lot offun in class, you and I, 661 00:44:16,195 --> 00:44:20,573 and I thought that maybe you'd like to go see a movie or something. 662 00:44:20,657 --> 00:44:24,494 There's a, uh, midnight showing of Rocky Horror at the Bijou next weekend. 663 00:44:24,578 --> 00:44:26,746 I don't like boxing movies. 664 00:44:28,165 --> 00:44:33,586 Yeah, but it's no� It's not a... fucking boxing movie. 665 00:44:33,670 --> 00:44:35,963 Um, fuck it. Okay. Forget it. 666 00:44:39,092 --> 00:44:42,261 - That was random. - I'm used to boys asking me out, Needy. 667 00:44:44,598 --> 00:44:46,516 Colin's really nice. 668 00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:49,101 He's into maggot rock. He wears nail polish. 669 00:44:49,228 --> 00:44:52,980 My dick is bigger than his. I think he's really cool. 670 00:44:53,106 --> 00:44:55,024 You do? Yeah. 671 00:44:57,569 --> 00:45:00,404 Wait. Colin. 672 00:45:01,573 --> 00:45:04,200 Why don't you just come by my place tonight? 673 00:45:04,284 --> 00:45:08,412 I just got Aquamatine on DVD. It's about this girl who's, like, half-sushi. 674 00:45:08,497 --> 00:45:11,165 I guess she has sex through her blowhole or something. 675 00:45:12,793 --> 00:45:15,002 Okay. 676 00:45:15,087 --> 00:45:18,047 [ Chuckles ] Great, yeah. 677 00:45:18,131 --> 00:45:20,508 Okay. I'll text you my address. 678 00:45:21,969 --> 00:45:23,886 Cool. 679 00:45:26,515 --> 00:45:28,474 Hi. Hey. 680 00:45:30,102 --> 00:45:33,145 Mmm. Hi, Chip. [ Chuckles ] 681 00:45:33,272 --> 00:45:36,482 Hey, hey. Ugh. 682 00:45:36,567 --> 00:45:39,318 Get a room. 683 00:45:39,403 --> 00:45:41,946 So, talking to your mysterious pal Colin Gray again. 684 00:45:42,072 --> 00:45:45,032 No. He was askingJennifer out on a date. That's weird. 685 00:45:47,327 --> 00:45:50,288 So are you gonna come over tonight? Sure, I'd like that. 686 00:45:50,372 --> 00:45:53,583 I went to SuperTarget and picked up more condoms, so� 687 00:45:53,709 --> 00:45:55,501 Thanks. Not that that has anything to do with� 688 00:45:55,627 --> 00:45:59,130 Oh, no, I didn't assume that. Well, I'm� 689 00:45:59,214 --> 00:46:01,716 Okay. I'll see you tonight then. 690 00:46:02,801 --> 00:46:04,719 Okay. 691 00:46:08,765 --> 00:46:12,351 [ Man ] ? The roads are wrapped around your waist ? It's for ambience. 692 00:46:12,477 --> 00:46:16,522 ? They lead me place to place ? It'sJammin'Jasmine. 693 00:46:16,607 --> 00:46:20,568 My mom has Holiday Scents, too, ifyou're� 694 00:46:20,652 --> 00:46:23,904 This is nice. ? In fact, I made a career out of it ? 695 00:46:23,989 --> 00:46:29,118 ? I've always thought the left was your strongest side ? 696 00:46:29,202 --> 00:46:33,998 ? But when it comes to you now I can't decide ? 697 00:46:34,875 --> 00:46:37,501 ? It's only a matter of? 698 00:46:38,712 --> 00:46:40,921 ? Time ?? 699 00:46:41,006 --> 00:46:43,341 ?? [ Hard Rock ] 700 00:47:01,860 --> 00:47:04,654 [ Blubbering ] 701 00:47:04,738 --> 00:47:07,948 [ Singing Along ] ? I can see clearly now the rain has gone ? 702 00:47:09,326 --> 00:47:13,371 ? I can see all obstacles in my way ? 703 00:47:13,455 --> 00:47:17,875 ? Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind ? 704 00:47:17,959 --> 00:47:22,880 ? It's gonna be a bright bright sunshiny day ? 705 00:47:22,964 --> 00:47:25,925 ? I think I can make it now the rain has gone ? 706 00:47:28,345 --> 00:47:32,723 ? All ofthe bad feelings have disappeared ? 707 00:47:32,808 --> 00:47:35,685 ? Here is the rainbow I've been prayin' for? 708 00:47:35,769 --> 00:47:40,189 ? It's gonna be a bright bright sunshiny day ?? 709 00:48:07,008 --> 00:48:09,635 ?? [ Stops ] [ Engine off] 710 00:48:49,926 --> 00:48:52,178 [ Rattling ] 711 00:49:29,841 --> 00:49:31,759 Hello. 712 00:49:32,761 --> 00:49:36,847 ?? [ Faint ] 713 00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:43,187 Jennifer? 714 00:49:43,313 --> 00:49:47,983 [ Man ] ? I know you seen me looking at you and you already know ? 715 00:49:48,068 --> 00:49:50,694 ? I wanna love you love you ? 716 00:49:50,779 --> 00:49:52,738 ? You already know ? 717 00:49:52,823 --> 00:49:56,408 ? I wanna love you love you ? 718 00:49:56,493 --> 00:49:59,036 ? You already know ? 719 00:50:02,749 --> 00:50:06,961 [ Squawking ] 720 00:50:11,049 --> 00:50:12,967 Wait. wait, wait, wait, wait. 721 00:50:16,888 --> 00:50:18,639 ��Slippery Swirl"? 722 00:50:18,723 --> 00:50:22,184 Yeah, it's, uh, supposed to make it feel good for the girl. 723 00:50:22,269 --> 00:50:24,186 [ Chuckles ] Cool. 724 00:50:24,396 --> 00:50:26,522 ? Baby, you got a phatty the type I like to marry ? 725 00:50:26,606 --> 00:50:29,275 ? wantin' tojust give you everything and that's kinda scary ? 726 00:50:29,359 --> 00:50:31,735 ? 'Cause I'm lovin' the wayyou shake your ass ? 727 00:50:31,820 --> 00:50:33,863 ? Bouncin' Got me tippin' my glass ? 728 00:50:33,989 --> 00:50:36,282 [ Creaking ] ? Normally don't get caught up too fast ? 729 00:50:36,366 --> 00:50:37,950 ? Got a thing foryou ? 730 00:50:38,034 --> 00:50:40,744 ? I see you windin', grindin' ? 731 00:50:40,829 --> 00:50:43,163 ? Up on that floor ? 732 00:50:43,248 --> 00:50:45,416 ? I know you see me looking at you ? 733 00:50:45,500 --> 00:50:47,418 ? And you already know ? 734 00:50:47,502 --> 00:50:50,588 ? I wanna love you love you ? 735 00:50:50,672 --> 00:50:52,631 ? You already know ? 736 00:50:54,718 --> 00:50:57,428 Oh. [ Latex Snaps ] 737 00:50:57,512 --> 00:51:00,389 ? I wanna love you love you ? 738 00:51:00,473 --> 00:51:03,893 ? You already know, girl ?? 739 00:51:07,606 --> 00:51:09,857 You made it. [ Gasps ] 740 00:51:13,028 --> 00:51:15,696 What's going on? 741 00:51:20,911 --> 00:51:22,912 This, uh� 742 00:51:24,164 --> 00:51:26,582 This isn't really your house, is it? 743 00:51:27,584 --> 00:51:29,501 No, baby. 744 00:51:29,586 --> 00:51:32,838 This is our house, just foryou and me. 745 00:51:34,382 --> 00:51:37,134 We can play Mommy and Daddy. 746 00:51:45,518 --> 00:51:48,228 Do you even know my last name? [ Chuckles ] 747 00:51:48,313 --> 00:51:50,731 Silly. 748 00:51:50,815 --> 00:51:53,484 I've been sending you signals all year. 749 00:51:54,694 --> 00:51:57,112 Couldn't you tell? 750 00:51:57,197 --> 00:51:59,490 You give me such a wettie. 751 00:52:17,717 --> 00:52:19,677 Put it in. 752 00:52:29,729 --> 00:52:31,689 [ Exhales ] 753 00:52:40,115 --> 00:52:42,741 - [ Squeaking ] -Jennifer! 754 00:52:43,785 --> 00:52:46,412 What? Are you scared? 755 00:52:46,496 --> 00:52:50,624 I thought boys like you were really into vermin and death and shit. 756 00:52:50,750 --> 00:52:53,919 [ Zipper Unzipping ] Here you go. 757 00:52:57,340 --> 00:52:59,341 Nice hardware, ace. 758 00:53:08,727 --> 00:53:11,729 [ Bed Frame Squeaking ] 759 00:53:25,076 --> 00:53:27,077 No way. 760 00:53:33,460 --> 00:53:35,711 Ow! Shit! ooh! Puncture wound. 761 00:53:35,795 --> 00:53:37,838 God, that's so emo. 762 00:53:37,964 --> 00:53:40,466 [ Bones Snapping ] [ Screaming ] 763 00:53:42,844 --> 00:53:45,095 I need you frightened. 764 00:53:45,180 --> 00:53:48,182 [ Creaking Continues ] [ Moaning ] 765 00:53:55,648 --> 00:53:58,067 [ Gasping ] 766 00:54:04,115 --> 00:54:06,950 [ Gasping Loudly ] 767 00:54:07,952 --> 00:54:11,371 [ Gasping Continues ] 768 00:54:17,045 --> 00:54:19,046 I need you hopeless. 769 00:54:22,258 --> 00:54:24,635 [ Shrieking ] 770 00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:26,512 Hopeless. 771 00:54:26,596 --> 00:54:29,098 [ Screaming ] 772 00:54:33,686 --> 00:54:36,438 [ whispers ] Hopeless. 773 00:54:36,523 --> 00:54:37,898 Hopeless. 774 00:54:41,778 --> 00:54:43,570 [ Gasping ] 775 00:54:46,074 --> 00:54:49,576 - [ Screaming ] - What? what? 776 00:54:49,661 --> 00:54:51,662 What? 777 00:54:52,705 --> 00:54:54,665 Am I hurting you? 778 00:54:57,961 --> 00:55:00,212 Am I too big? 779 00:55:04,092 --> 00:55:05,884 What? 780 00:55:07,846 --> 00:55:11,765 [ Panting ] Needy. What's wrong? 781 00:55:11,850 --> 00:55:13,934 Is it something I did? 782 00:55:15,562 --> 00:55:17,563 [ Squeaking ] 783 00:55:21,192 --> 00:55:23,735 [ Slurping ] 784 00:55:35,748 --> 00:55:38,750 [ Whimpering ] 785 00:55:43,464 --> 00:55:46,675 [ Engine Starts ] [ Stereo ] ? Through the trees ? 786 00:55:46,759 --> 00:55:49,970 [ Screams ] ? I will� ? 787 00:55:50,054 --> 00:55:53,265 [ Sobbing ] 788 00:56:22,754 --> 00:56:24,630 [ Screaming ] 789 00:56:32,722 --> 00:56:34,848 [ Panting ] 790 00:57:02,001 --> 00:57:04,336 Mommy? Mommy! 791 00:57:07,674 --> 00:57:10,676 [ Panting Continues ] 792 00:57:14,097 --> 00:57:16,098 [ Sobbing ] 793 00:57:31,114 --> 00:57:33,198 Are you scared? 794 00:57:33,283 --> 00:57:37,035 ?? [ Music Box: Distorted ] 795 00:58:08,484 --> 00:58:10,944 [ Exhales ] 796 00:58:11,029 --> 00:58:12,821 Hi. [ Gasps ] 797 00:58:12,905 --> 00:58:16,283 - [ Screaming ] - God, Needy, enough with the screaming! 798 00:58:16,409 --> 00:58:18,744 You're such a clich�. Get out! 799 00:58:20,163 --> 00:58:23,874 But we always share your bed when we have slumber parties. 800 00:58:29,255 --> 00:58:31,715 I'm not gonna bite you. 801 00:58:40,683 --> 00:58:42,934 Is that my EvilDead T-shirt? 802 00:59:45,206 --> 00:59:46,873 [ Moaning ] 803 00:59:49,377 --> 00:59:51,294 What the fuck is happening? 804 00:59:51,379 --> 00:59:53,213 [ Laughing ] My God, Needy. 805 00:59:53,297 --> 00:59:56,216 I have never heard you drop the F-bomb before. 806 00:59:56,342 --> 00:59:59,469 I sawyou! I saw- I saw- I saw the� [ Imitates Stammering ] 807 00:59:59,554 --> 01:00:02,431 Slow down, tardy slip. You sound like a sped. 808 01:00:02,557 --> 01:00:04,850 I'm gonna call the police. okay. 809 01:00:04,934 --> 01:00:06,935 Why don't you narc me out? 810 01:00:07,019 --> 01:00:09,312 I have the cops in my back pocket, Needy. 811 01:00:09,397 --> 01:00:11,231 I'm fucking a cadet. Remember? 812 01:00:12,650 --> 01:00:14,568 What do you want from me? 813 01:00:14,652 --> 01:00:17,904 Just want to explain some things to you. 814 01:00:17,989 --> 01:00:20,907 Besides, best friends don't keep secrets. 815 01:00:20,992 --> 01:00:22,659 Right? 816 01:00:24,370 --> 01:00:27,956 So, you remember the night ofthe fire? I got really messed up. 817 01:00:28,040 --> 01:00:31,835 And those guys from Low Shoulder- totally evil. 818 01:00:31,919 --> 01:00:34,838 They're basically, like, agents ofSatan... 819 01:00:34,922 --> 01:00:36,840 with really awesome haircuts. 820 01:00:36,924 --> 01:00:39,926 ?? [ Rock Ballad ] 821 01:00:45,725 --> 01:00:47,350 [Jennifer ] where- Where are we going? 822 01:00:47,435 --> 01:00:49,686 You don't have to talk ifyou don't want to. 823 01:00:49,770 --> 01:00:54,024 [ Man ] ? All right, dear Have a nice year? 824 01:00:54,108 --> 01:00:56,776 ? Teach the mean girls ? 825 01:00:56,861 --> 01:00:58,862 ? How to be feared ? 826 01:00:58,946 --> 01:01:00,947 Are you guys rapists? 827 01:01:01,032 --> 01:01:03,700 - ?? [ Continues ] - Oh, God, I hate girls. 828 01:01:05,119 --> 01:01:07,913 ? You could be satisfied ? 829 01:01:09,207 --> 01:01:12,751 Are you even sure ifshe's a fucking virgin, man? 830 01:01:12,835 --> 01:01:15,754 Yes. Yes, I'm a virgin. I'm a virgin. 831 01:01:15,838 --> 01:01:18,757 I've never even done sex. I don't know how. 832 01:01:18,841 --> 01:01:22,677 So you guys should find somebody who does... 833 01:01:22,762 --> 01:01:24,679 know how. 834 01:01:24,764 --> 01:01:28,225 See, Dirk? I told you, man. You owe me a beer. 835 01:01:28,309 --> 01:01:31,311 - what did they do to you? -Just let me finish. 836 01:01:31,395 --> 01:01:34,314 ?? [ Continues ] So they drove me out to the falls... 837 01:01:34,398 --> 01:01:39,945 and I kept looking for a way to escape, but it's really dark out there. 838 01:01:40,029 --> 01:01:41,947 [ Engine Stops ] 839 01:01:47,620 --> 01:01:49,788 [ Screams ] Where are you going? Huh? 840 01:01:49,872 --> 01:01:54,251 We got a waxing moon tonight, you guys,just like the ritual says. 841 01:01:54,335 --> 01:01:56,211 Please! 842 01:01:57,380 --> 01:02:01,508 No! Please! [ Screaming Continues ] 843 01:02:03,636 --> 01:02:05,762 Please! 844 01:02:05,846 --> 01:02:08,765 Do one ofyou guys have something to shut her up with? 845 01:02:08,849 --> 01:02:12,686 [ Sobbing, Screaming ] 846 01:02:12,770 --> 01:02:16,940 Great. But get it nice and tight, though, 'cause I don't wanna get fuckin' clawed. 847 01:02:20,611 --> 01:02:23,697 [ Groaning, whimpering ] 848 01:02:26,909 --> 01:02:29,327 I don't know ifwe should go through with this. 849 01:02:29,412 --> 01:02:31,997 [ Sighs ] Dirk. 850 01:02:32,081 --> 01:02:36,960 Do you wanna work at Moose HoofCoffee forever? I don't, okay? 851 01:02:37,044 --> 01:02:38,837 Do you wanna be a big loser, or... 852 01:02:38,921 --> 01:02:41,923 do you wanna be rich and awesome... 853 01:02:42,008 --> 01:02:44,884 like that guy from Maroon 5? 854 01:02:46,387 --> 01:02:48,138 Maroon 5. 855 01:02:48,222 --> 01:02:50,348 Okay. That's what I thought. 856 01:02:50,433 --> 01:02:52,767 Go and fetch me the ritual, brother. 857 01:02:53,811 --> 01:02:56,855 okay. [ Mouths Words ] What the fuck? 858 01:03:00,526 --> 01:03:02,652 Thankyou. [ Clears Throat ] 859 01:03:02,737 --> 01:03:05,071 - All right. - That's it? 860 01:03:05,156 --> 01:03:08,074 Yeah. I found it online. 861 01:03:08,159 --> 01:03:12,704 '�we come here tonight to sacrifice the body of"� 862 01:03:15,333 --> 01:03:17,208 What is your name again? Tiffany? 863 01:03:17,335 --> 01:03:19,919 My name isJennifer. Super. 864 01:03:20,004 --> 01:03:24,257 '�we come here tonight to sacrifice the body of Jennifer from Devil's Kettle." 865 01:03:24,342 --> 01:03:27,052 Please, please. Please, please, don't do this. 866 01:03:27,136 --> 01:03:30,847 I'll do anything. I'll do anything you want. 867 01:03:34,852 --> 01:03:35,810 [ Sighs ] 868 01:03:37,229 --> 01:03:40,273 Do you know how hard it is to make it as an indie band these days? 869 01:03:40,358 --> 01:03:43,651 There's so many of us, and we're all so cute... 870 01:03:43,736 --> 01:03:46,321 and it's like, ifyou don't get on Letterman... 871 01:03:46,405 --> 01:03:50,200 or some retarded soundtrack, you're screwed, okay? 872 01:03:50,284 --> 01:03:52,911 Satan is our only hope. 873 01:03:52,995 --> 01:03:56,331 we're in league with the beast now, and we have to make a really big impression on him. 874 01:03:56,415 --> 01:03:59,918 And to do that, we're going to have to butcheryou and bleed you. 875 01:04:00,002 --> 01:04:02,295 And then Dirk here's gonna wearyour face. 876 01:04:02,380 --> 01:04:06,091 Relax. I'm kidding about the face. The rest is gonna happen though. 877 01:04:09,470 --> 01:04:14,224 But you know what? Maybe we'll write a song about you. As a fan, that'd be cool, right? 878 01:04:19,939 --> 01:04:21,940 [ Sobbing, whimpering Continue ] [ Clears Throat ] 879 01:04:22,024 --> 01:04:25,110 No! No! with the deepest malice, 880 01:04:25,194 --> 01:04:27,987 we deliver this virgin unto thee. 881 01:04:28,114 --> 01:04:31,157 Dude, that is a hot murder weapon. It's a bowie knife. 882 01:04:31,242 --> 01:04:32,700 Bowie? Nice. 883 01:04:32,785 --> 01:04:36,496 - Here we go! It's gonna be gnarly! - No, please, please! 884 01:04:36,622 --> 01:04:39,999 No, please, God! wait a second. I just thought ofsomething. 885 01:04:40,084 --> 01:04:43,503 Jenny,Jenny, you're the girl for me. 886 01:04:43,587 --> 01:04:45,338 You don't know me, but you make me so happy. 887 01:04:45,423 --> 01:04:48,842 I tried to call you before, but I lost my nerve. 888 01:04:48,926 --> 01:04:51,553 [ All Singing ] ? I used my imagination ? 889 01:04:51,637 --> 01:04:54,139 ? But I was disturbed ? 890 01:04:54,223 --> 01:04:58,101 ?Jenny, I got your number? 891 01:04:58,185 --> 01:05:01,312 ? I need to make you mine ? 892 01:05:01,397 --> 01:05:04,524 ?Jenny don't change your number? 893 01:05:04,608 --> 01:05:07,986 - ? 867-5309 ? - [ Screaming ] 894 01:05:08,070 --> 01:05:12,532 ? 867-5309 ? 895 01:05:12,616 --> 01:05:16,202 ? 867-5309 ?? 896 01:05:16,287 --> 01:05:19,330 [ Screaming, Sobbing ] 897 01:05:23,335 --> 01:05:25,253 They killed you. 898 01:05:25,337 --> 01:05:27,255 [ Scoffs ] I'm still here, aren't I? 899 01:05:27,339 --> 01:05:31,551 They did go all Benihana on my ass with that knife and it should have killed me, 900 01:05:31,635 --> 01:05:35,638 but for some reason it didn't. 901 01:05:38,184 --> 01:05:40,101 Maybe it did. 902 01:06:01,373 --> 01:06:03,166 [ Splashes ] 903 01:06:06,754 --> 01:06:09,923 [Jennifer] Anyway, I don't really remember what happened after that. 904 01:06:10,007 --> 01:06:14,761 I just know that I woke up and I found my way back to you. 905 01:06:26,899 --> 01:06:28,441 I remember. 906 01:06:29,443 --> 01:06:32,028 I couldn't bring myself to hurt you. 907 01:06:32,112 --> 01:06:34,656 I mean, I'm a really good friend, 908 01:06:35,658 --> 01:06:38,618 but I wasjust so hungry. 909 01:06:38,702 --> 01:06:41,454 [ Coughing ] 910 01:06:44,208 --> 01:06:46,626 [ Coughs ] 911 01:06:58,097 --> 01:06:59,472 Ahmet. 912 01:07:01,058 --> 01:07:03,601 You made it out. [ Coughs ] 913 01:07:06,939 --> 01:07:08,565 Are you lost? 914 01:07:11,318 --> 01:07:14,320 Does your host family know you're alive? 915 01:07:17,783 --> 01:07:20,785 Does anyone knowyou're alive? 916 01:07:26,166 --> 01:07:28,209 You come with me. 917 01:07:28,294 --> 01:07:30,336 We're gonna sort all this out, okay? 918 01:07:32,006 --> 01:07:36,175 And ever since then, I just knew what I had to do to be strong. 919 01:07:36,260 --> 01:07:38,636 And when I'm full, like I am right now, 920 01:07:38,721 --> 01:07:41,806 I'm, like, unkillable. 921 01:07:41,932 --> 01:07:45,268 Like, I can do shit like this. watch. [ Gasps ] 922 01:07:47,021 --> 01:07:50,356 It's really cool.Just watch. Look. 923 01:07:51,817 --> 01:07:55,320 It's, like, some X-Men shit, right? 924 01:08:00,993 --> 01:08:04,996 What do you mean, when you're full? 925 01:08:07,916 --> 01:08:13,129 What about my mom's Kia? Why were you covered in blood? 926 01:08:13,213 --> 01:08:15,465 You didn't even look human. 927 01:08:18,385 --> 01:08:21,846 You know, Needy, maybe you should talk to somebody about these... 928 01:08:21,930 --> 01:08:25,600 disturbing thoughts that you're having. 929 01:08:25,684 --> 01:08:27,644 we're all really concerned. 930 01:08:28,937 --> 01:08:30,313 Especially Chip. 931 01:08:31,649 --> 01:08:34,317 I think he may be having second thoughts about you. 932 01:08:34,443 --> 01:08:37,362 Leave. Come on, Needy. Let me stay the night. 933 01:08:37,446 --> 01:08:41,074 We can play boyfriend-girlfriend like we used to. 934 01:08:56,131 --> 01:08:59,217 What are you doing? Um, you said to leave. 935 01:08:59,301 --> 01:09:01,052 See you at school. 936 01:09:26,745 --> 01:09:31,791 We are gathered here to celebrate the life ofColin Gray, 937 01:09:31,875 --> 01:09:34,794 who was plucked from the prime of his youth. 938 01:09:34,878 --> 01:09:37,588 [ woman Sobbing ] 939 01:09:40,759 --> 01:09:42,802 No! No! 940 01:09:46,223 --> 01:09:49,392 [ Needy Narrating ] They did a big memorial assembly for Colin at school. 941 01:09:49,476 --> 01:09:54,105 And we had to watch another presentation about curfews and the buddy system... 942 01:09:54,189 --> 01:09:56,899 and how to deal with grief. 943 01:09:56,984 --> 01:10:00,027 But nobody seemed to care anymore. 944 01:10:00,112 --> 01:10:02,613 Sorrow was last week's emotion. 945 01:10:04,742 --> 01:10:07,910 Sure, we all hoped this would be the last funeral, 946 01:10:07,995 --> 01:10:10,329 but I knew better. 947 01:10:10,414 --> 01:10:12,915 So I did some research. 948 01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:14,667 Paranormal research. 949 01:10:29,057 --> 01:10:30,808 '�offering a virgin to Satan." 950 01:10:31,852 --> 01:10:33,853 '�Ifthe sacrifice is impure- 951 01:10:34,855 --> 01:10:37,106 Human and demonic relations"� 952 01:10:38,108 --> 01:10:40,318 ��Destroying a demon. 953 01:10:40,402 --> 01:10:42,987 ��Demons are weakest when hungry, 954 01:10:43,071 --> 01:10:46,824 but a blade to the heart is the surest way to kill the beast." 955 01:10:52,539 --> 01:10:56,042 Jennifer and I hadn't spoken since our encounter in my room. 956 01:10:57,211 --> 01:11:00,671 Actually, I hadn't really spoken to anyone. 957 01:11:17,731 --> 01:11:19,315 Hey. 958 01:11:20,359 --> 01:11:22,401 Just bought our formal tickets. 959 01:11:22,486 --> 01:11:24,320 Did you make reservations at the Cheesecake Factory? 960 01:11:26,865 --> 01:11:29,242 Chip, I can't go to the dance with you. 961 01:11:29,326 --> 01:11:30,785 What? Why? 962 01:11:30,869 --> 01:11:34,288 Look,just trust me. You shouldn't go at all. 963 01:11:34,414 --> 01:11:36,749 what are you talking about? Not here. 964 01:11:36,833 --> 01:11:39,752 What's going on? You're breaking up with me? 965 01:11:39,836 --> 01:11:41,921 Please, Chip! I just need to show you something. 966 01:11:42,047 --> 01:11:43,631 Is this aboutJennifer? Yes! 967 01:11:43,757 --> 01:11:47,301 But I promise you this is the last thing� Needy, I care about you. A lot. 968 01:11:47,386 --> 01:11:51,597 As a person, notjust some girl I made love to for four minutes the other night. 969 01:11:51,682 --> 01:11:55,268 And I'm scared ofwhat's happening to you. You're acting really fucked up. 970 01:11:55,352 --> 01:11:58,062 Pleasejust let me show you. 971 01:11:59,106 --> 01:12:01,023 [ Exhales ] Okay. 972 01:12:01,108 --> 01:12:03,317 Jennifer's evil. 973 01:12:03,402 --> 01:12:05,361 I know. 974 01:12:05,445 --> 01:12:07,989 No, I mean, she's actually evil. 975 01:12:08,073 --> 01:12:09,532 Not high-school evil. 976 01:12:09,616 --> 01:12:13,661 I've been through the occult section at the library five times. 977 01:12:13,745 --> 01:12:15,997 Our library has an occult section? 978 01:12:16,081 --> 01:12:18,666 Yeah, it's um� it's really small. 979 01:12:18,750 --> 01:12:21,586 Uh, you have to read this. 980 01:12:24,047 --> 01:12:25,631 ��Demoni"� ��Demonic transference." 981 01:12:25,716 --> 01:12:29,135 It's something that happens when you try to sacrifice a virgin to Satan... 982 01:12:29,219 --> 01:12:30,553 without using an actual virgin. 983 01:12:30,637 --> 01:12:33,639 The guys in the band tried to sacrifice her in the woods. 984 01:12:33,724 --> 01:12:36,684 But what they didn't know is that she hasn't been a virgin sincejunior high. 985 01:12:36,768 --> 01:12:38,603 It all makes sense now. Read this. 986 01:12:38,687 --> 01:12:41,689 ��Ifthe human sacrifice is impure, the result may still be attained, 987 01:12:41,773 --> 01:12:44,150 ��but the demon will forever reside in the soul ofthe victim. 988 01:12:44,234 --> 01:12:47,028 She must forever feed on flesh to sustain the demon." 989 01:12:47,112 --> 01:12:49,363 - Okay. - She's eating boys! 990 01:12:49,448 --> 01:12:52,742 They, like, make her really pretty and glowy... 991 01:12:52,826 --> 01:12:54,619 and her hair looks amazing. 992 01:12:54,703 --> 01:12:57,830 And then when she's hungry, she's weak and cranky and ugly. 993 01:12:57,914 --> 01:13:00,333 I mean, like, ugly for her. 994 01:13:00,417 --> 01:13:02,251 Don't you get it? 995 01:13:02,336 --> 01:13:03,836 The dance. 996 01:13:03,920 --> 01:13:06,964 It'll be like an all-you-can-eat buffet. 997 01:13:10,177 --> 01:13:12,219 Needy, I thinkyou need help. 998 01:13:12,304 --> 01:13:14,805 oh, my God. You don't believe me. 999 01:13:14,890 --> 01:13:18,184 It's not that I don't believe you. I just don't believe this. 1000 01:13:18,268 --> 01:13:20,353 God! This is a nightmare! 1001 01:13:22,314 --> 01:13:24,732 Well, what about the dance? 1002 01:13:24,816 --> 01:13:27,151 Who cares about the goddanged dance, Chip? 1003 01:13:27,235 --> 01:13:29,695 I do. I ordered your corsage. 1004 01:13:29,780 --> 01:13:32,990 It's an orchid. It was, like, $1 2. 1005 01:13:35,619 --> 01:13:39,664 I'll be at the dance. I just need to keep an eye on Jennifer. 1006 01:13:39,748 --> 01:13:42,500 Promise me you're not gonna go. 1007 01:13:45,337 --> 01:13:48,923 Needy, I� I'm not your guy anymore? 1008 01:13:49,007 --> 01:13:52,218 Chip, it's not safe for us to be together right now. 1009 01:13:58,934 --> 01:14:01,227 [ Woman ] ? You hit me once I hit you back ? 1010 01:14:01,311 --> 01:14:03,396 ? You gave a kick I gave a slap ? 1011 01:14:03,480 --> 01:14:05,439 ? You smashed a plate over my head ? 1012 01:14:05,524 --> 01:14:08,693 ? Then I set fire to our bed ? 1013 01:14:10,278 --> 01:14:12,363 ? You hit me once I hit you back ? 1014 01:14:12,447 --> 01:14:14,532 ? You gave a kick I gave a slap ? 1015 01:14:14,616 --> 01:14:16,992 ? You smashed a plate over my head ? 1016 01:14:17,077 --> 01:14:20,705 ? Then I set fire to our bed ? 1017 01:14:21,707 --> 01:14:23,874 ? Ohh-oh-oh ? 1018 01:14:23,959 --> 01:14:25,960 ? You hit me once I hit you back ? 1019 01:14:26,044 --> 01:14:27,962 ? You gave a kick I gave a slap ? 1020 01:14:28,046 --> 01:14:29,839 ?? [ Continues ] [ Needy Narrating ] All over Devil's Kettle, 1021 01:14:29,923 --> 01:14:31,549 kids were getting ready for the dance, 1022 01:14:33,051 --> 01:14:34,885 blissfully ignorant that some poor chump... 1023 01:14:34,970 --> 01:14:38,055 was on his way to being Satan Chow. 1024 01:14:38,140 --> 01:14:41,600 [ Man ] ? Yeah, whoo-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh ? 1025 01:14:41,685 --> 01:14:44,478 ?? [ Continues ] [ Knock On Door ] 1026 01:14:44,604 --> 01:14:48,190 In my underpants, Mom! I need to give you something. 1027 01:14:48,900 --> 01:14:50,985 What, Mom? 1028 01:14:54,322 --> 01:14:55,865 Ladies' pepper spray? 1029 01:14:55,949 --> 01:14:59,285 There's obviously a sicko out there who likes boys. 1030 01:14:59,369 --> 01:15:03,914 Mom, I can take care of myself. I've been using the Bowflex. 1031 01:15:03,999 --> 01:15:07,626 Did you hear what Colin Gray looked like when they found him? 1032 01:15:07,753 --> 01:15:10,379 Lasagna with teeth? You heard. 1033 01:15:10,464 --> 01:15:12,673 ?? [ Continues ] 1034 01:15:12,758 --> 01:15:15,926 [ Exhales ] You picking Needy up at her house? 1035 01:15:18,305 --> 01:15:21,724 Um, I'm meeting her at the dance. 1036 01:15:21,808 --> 01:15:24,727 I want pictures with your sister before you go. 1037 01:15:24,811 --> 01:15:26,437 Yes, ma'am. 1038 01:15:30,776 --> 01:15:33,569 [ Man ] ? Stop there and let me correct it ? 1039 01:15:33,653 --> 01:15:36,906 ? I wanna live a life from a new perspective ? 1040 01:15:36,990 --> 01:15:39,867 ? You come along because I love your face ? 1041 01:15:39,951 --> 01:15:42,203 ? And I'll admire your expensive taste ? 1042 01:15:42,287 --> 01:15:45,331 ? And who cares Divine intervention ? 1043 01:15:45,415 --> 01:15:48,667 ? I wanna be praised from a new perspective ? 1044 01:15:48,752 --> 01:15:51,212 Okay, one more. Back to back. 1045 01:15:51,296 --> 01:15:53,964 Big smiles. Cheese! 1046 01:15:54,049 --> 01:15:55,966 ?? [ Fades ] 1047 01:16:26,790 --> 01:16:29,667 ?? [ Rock ] 1048 01:16:42,013 --> 01:16:46,225 [ Man ] ? I wonderwhat keeps us so high up ? 1049 01:16:49,062 --> 01:16:52,064 ?? [ Continues, Faint ] 1050 01:16:57,779 --> 01:17:00,906 [ Dog Howling, whimpering ] 1051 01:17:03,076 --> 01:17:07,121 ? Keep very quiet and cling to my mouth as I'm cryin' ? 1052 01:17:07,205 --> 01:17:10,916 ? So frightened ofdyin' Relax, yes, I'm tryin' ? 1053 01:17:11,001 --> 01:17:14,879 ? But fear's got a hold on me ? 1054 01:17:17,716 --> 01:17:20,801 ? Yes, this fear's got a hold on me ? 1055 01:17:20,886 --> 01:17:23,721 - okay, can we all� - [ Feedback ] 1056 01:17:23,847 --> 01:17:27,892 ? Yes, this fear's got a hold on me ?? Quiet down, please. 1057 01:17:27,976 --> 01:17:30,853 Uh, boys, thankyou. 1058 01:17:30,937 --> 01:17:34,023 Welcome to the Spring Formal! 1059 01:17:34,107 --> 01:17:37,234 [ Students Cheering ] 1060 01:17:46,161 --> 01:17:48,746 [ Bird Calling ] 1061 01:17:48,872 --> 01:17:52,458 [ Gasps ] Didn't you hear me calling your name? 1062 01:17:52,542 --> 01:17:54,668 You weren't calling my name. 1063 01:17:54,753 --> 01:17:56,462 Yes, I was. 1064 01:17:58,089 --> 01:17:59,924 I-I couldn't hear it. 1065 01:18:00,008 --> 01:18:04,178 Listen, I need to talk to you about you-know-who. 1066 01:18:04,262 --> 01:18:06,221 Our little Needy. 1067 01:18:06,306 --> 01:18:08,223 I hope everybody has had an opportunity... 1068 01:18:08,308 --> 01:18:12,227 to consume some ofthe pecan sandies and Cran-Grape... 1069 01:18:12,312 --> 01:18:15,189 that were so generously donated by the parents club. 1070 01:18:15,315 --> 01:18:17,316 [ Applause ] Yeah! 1071 01:18:17,400 --> 01:18:20,611 But the real treat is yet to come. 1072 01:18:20,695 --> 01:18:24,406 She's been acting a little off lately. 1073 01:18:24,491 --> 01:18:26,951 [ Sighs ] 1074 01:18:27,035 --> 01:18:31,080 Look, I think I know what's wrong with her. 1075 01:18:31,164 --> 01:18:33,624 What? What is it? 1076 01:18:33,708 --> 01:18:37,711 You know how Needy has been really upset since Colin Gray died? 1077 01:18:37,796 --> 01:18:39,463 Mm-hmm. 1078 01:18:39,547 --> 01:18:44,009 Well, it's notjust because he was, like, brutally murdered and stuff. 1079 01:18:44,135 --> 01:18:46,637 I don't wanna say this! Say it. 1080 01:18:49,391 --> 01:18:51,475 Needy and Colin were intimate. 1081 01:18:52,686 --> 01:18:54,603 And by that... 1082 01:18:54,688 --> 01:18:58,065 I mean they were porking on a semi-regular basis. 1083 01:18:58,149 --> 01:19:00,317 No. 1084 01:19:00,402 --> 01:19:04,113 She and Colin were doing things that you have never even heard of. 1085 01:19:04,197 --> 01:19:06,198 Okay? Total varsity moves. 1086 01:19:09,160 --> 01:19:12,997 I just can't believe that she would mess with your head like this. 1087 01:19:14,040 --> 01:19:17,501 I care about you so much, Chip. 1088 01:19:20,964 --> 01:19:24,091 More than I've ever had the guts to admit. 1089 01:19:25,635 --> 01:19:27,845 These fine young gentlemen... 1090 01:19:27,929 --> 01:19:30,347 have been generous enough to take time out... 1091 01:19:30,432 --> 01:19:33,892 from their sold-out national tour... 1092 01:19:33,977 --> 01:19:37,980 to play our dance for free. 1093 01:19:40,817 --> 01:19:43,819 Needy didn't deserve a boy like you. 1094 01:19:43,903 --> 01:19:47,489 Boys and girls, please welcome... 1095 01:19:47,574 --> 01:19:50,534 Low Shoulder! 1096 01:20:21,316 --> 01:20:24,443 ? All alone in an empty room ? 1097 01:20:24,527 --> 01:20:27,529 ? Nothing left but the memories ? 1098 01:20:27,614 --> 01:20:29,865 ? Ofwhen ? 1099 01:20:29,949 --> 01:20:32,117 ? I had my best friend ? 1100 01:20:32,202 --> 01:20:34,661 Oh, you're so salty. 1101 01:20:34,746 --> 01:20:37,998 Yeah, you're... salty too. 1102 01:20:38,083 --> 01:20:40,042 Say it like you mean it. 1103 01:20:40,126 --> 01:20:42,252 Say I'm better than Needy. 1104 01:20:42,337 --> 01:20:43,921 What? Why? 1105 01:20:45,882 --> 01:20:49,009 ? Take my breath ? 1106 01:20:49,094 --> 01:20:52,513 ? As your own ? 1107 01:20:52,597 --> 01:20:55,724 ? And take my eyes ? 1108 01:20:55,809 --> 01:20:59,520 ? To guide you home ? 1109 01:20:59,604 --> 01:21:03,899 ? 'Cause I'm still here breathing now ? 1110 01:21:03,983 --> 01:21:10,364 ? I'm still here breathing now ? 1111 01:21:10,448 --> 01:21:13,992 ? And I'm still here ? 1112 01:21:14,077 --> 01:21:16,328 Chip. 1113 01:21:16,412 --> 01:21:18,956 ? 'Cause I'm still here breathing now ? 1114 01:21:19,040 --> 01:21:26,380 ? I'm still here breathing now ? 1115 01:21:26,464 --> 01:21:30,008 ? And I'm still here now ? 1116 01:21:30,093 --> 01:21:33,720 ? 'Cause I'm still here breathing now ? 1117 01:21:33,805 --> 01:21:41,019 ? I'm still here breathing now ? 1118 01:21:41,104 --> 01:21:44,606 ? And I'm still here ? ? I'm still here ? 1119 01:21:44,691 --> 01:21:47,401 ? And you're not coming back ?? 1120 01:21:48,987 --> 01:21:51,822 [ Switch Clanking ] [ Electricity Buzzing ] 1121 01:22:04,836 --> 01:22:06,753 Mmm. 1122 01:22:06,838 --> 01:22:08,839 [ Fly Buzzing ] 1123 01:22:11,259 --> 01:22:13,135 What are you doing? 1124 01:22:13,261 --> 01:22:15,053 [ Fly Continues Buzzing ] Swimming. 1125 01:22:15,138 --> 01:22:16,805 Ha-ha. 1126 01:22:16,890 --> 01:22:18,724 Come on, Chip. 1127 01:22:18,808 --> 01:22:21,810 Show me your breast stroke. 1128 01:22:30,445 --> 01:22:36,033 [ Sighs ] 1129 01:22:36,117 --> 01:22:38,368 I feel so empty. 1130 01:22:43,249 --> 01:22:45,209 Yeah, me too. 1131 01:22:47,086 --> 01:22:50,172 Why don't you just come here and kiss me again? 1132 01:23:00,433 --> 01:23:02,434 I can't. 1133 01:23:02,518 --> 01:23:05,020 I'm sorry. 1134 01:23:05,104 --> 01:23:07,272 Thisjust feels weird. 1135 01:23:18,993 --> 01:23:20,535 [ Gasping ] 1136 01:23:35,843 --> 01:23:37,928 [ Groans ] 1137 01:23:47,814 --> 01:23:50,274 Help! 1138 01:24:16,926 --> 01:24:18,802 [ Shrieking ] Needy. 1139 01:24:22,682 --> 01:24:25,600 [ Screaming ] 1140 01:24:31,190 --> 01:24:34,151 [ Gasping, Coughing ] 1141 01:24:48,374 --> 01:24:49,666 Needy. 1142 01:24:57,008 --> 01:24:59,843 [ Screaming ] 1143 01:25:02,430 --> 01:25:05,015 [ Gagging ] 1144 01:25:15,151 --> 01:25:17,444 She can fly? 1145 01:25:17,528 --> 01:25:20,614 She'sjust hovering. It's not that impressive. 1146 01:25:20,698 --> 01:25:23,867 God, do you have to undermine everything that I do? 1147 01:25:23,951 --> 01:25:25,911 You are such a player-hater. 1148 01:25:25,995 --> 01:25:28,413 You're a jerk. 1149 01:25:28,498 --> 01:25:31,374 Wow. Nice insult, Hannah Montana. 1150 01:25:31,459 --> 01:25:33,251 You got any more harsh digs? 1151 01:25:33,336 --> 01:25:36,630 You know what? You were never a good friend. 1152 01:25:36,714 --> 01:25:40,300 Even when we were little, you used to steal my toys... 1153 01:25:40,384 --> 01:25:42,135 and pour lemonade on my bed. 1154 01:25:42,220 --> 01:25:43,970 And now I'm eating your boyfriend. 1155 01:25:44,055 --> 01:25:46,807 See? At least I'm consistent. 1156 01:25:46,891 --> 01:25:50,018 Why do you need him? Huh? 1157 01:25:50,103 --> 01:25:52,646 You could have anybody that you want,Jennifer. 1158 01:25:52,730 --> 01:25:55,941 So... why Chip? 1159 01:25:56,025 --> 01:25:58,652 Is itjust to tick me off? 1160 01:25:58,736 --> 01:26:01,113 Or is it because you'rejust really insecure? 1161 01:26:01,197 --> 01:26:04,699 I'm� I am not insecure, Needy. 1162 01:26:04,784 --> 01:26:07,619 God, that's a joke. How could I ever be insecure? 1163 01:26:07,703 --> 01:26:10,413 I was the Snowflake Queen. 1164 01:26:10,498 --> 01:26:14,292 Yeah. Two years ago, when you were socially relevant. 1165 01:26:14,377 --> 01:26:16,002 I am still socially relevant. 1166 01:26:16,087 --> 01:26:19,589 And when you didn't need laxatives to stay skinny. 1167 01:26:23,427 --> 01:26:25,345 I am going... 1168 01:26:25,429 --> 01:26:27,430 to eat your soul... 1169 01:26:27,515 --> 01:26:31,560 and shit it out, Lesnicki! 1170 01:26:31,644 --> 01:26:34,771 - Thought you only murdered boys. - I go both ways. 1171 01:26:34,856 --> 01:26:37,149 [ Gasps, Groaning ] 1172 01:26:50,621 --> 01:26:53,999 [ Groaning Continues ] Ow. 1173 01:26:54,083 --> 01:26:56,418 [ Screams ] 1174 01:26:56,502 --> 01:26:58,336 [ Exhales ] 1175 01:27:05,136 --> 01:27:07,137 You got a tampon? 1176 01:27:09,056 --> 01:27:12,017 Thought I'd ask. 1177 01:27:12,101 --> 01:27:14,978 You seem like you might be plugging. 1178 01:27:28,701 --> 01:27:30,660 [ Chip Moaning ] 1179 01:27:32,997 --> 01:27:35,415 [ Sobbing ] 1180 01:27:35,499 --> 01:27:37,834 Oh, Chip. 1181 01:27:38,878 --> 01:27:41,671 Needy. 1182 01:27:41,756 --> 01:27:45,091 I should have believed you. 1183 01:27:45,176 --> 01:27:47,093 I'm sorry. 1184 01:27:47,178 --> 01:27:51,097 No. No, no. Listen to me. I'm gonna get some help. Okay? 1185 01:27:51,182 --> 01:27:53,975 Okay? Yeah. okay. 1186 01:27:54,977 --> 01:27:57,062 [ Coughing ] 1187 01:27:57,146 --> 01:27:59,022 [ Gasps ] 1188 01:28:00,191 --> 01:28:02,234 It's not working. 1189 01:28:02,318 --> 01:28:04,402 [ Banging Phone on Cement ] Fuck! 1190 01:28:04,487 --> 01:28:06,363 - Come on! - Hey, hey. 1191 01:28:09,659 --> 01:28:11,868 I'm going somewhere. 1192 01:28:11,994 --> 01:28:15,330 No, no, no. You're not going anywhere. Yes, I am. 1193 01:28:15,414 --> 01:28:19,584 I think I already died before you got here, but I woke up when I heard your voice. 1194 01:28:23,256 --> 01:28:25,423 I love you. 1195 01:28:28,719 --> 01:28:30,595 I love you too. 1196 01:28:35,476 --> 01:28:37,894 And you look totally hot in that dress. 1197 01:28:37,979 --> 01:28:41,773 Oh, you're clearly delirious. 1198 01:28:41,857 --> 01:28:44,734 No, I'm not. 1199 01:28:49,073 --> 01:28:52,867 Oh, Ch� No! 1200 01:28:52,952 --> 01:28:54,953 [ Screaming ] No! 1201 01:28:56,205 --> 01:28:57,956 No! 1202 01:28:58,040 --> 01:29:00,000 [ Sobbing Continues ] 1203 01:29:00,084 --> 01:29:07,132 No! 1204 01:29:12,763 --> 01:29:14,889 [ Man on TV ] Abduction and adduction, right? 1205 01:29:14,974 --> 01:29:16,891 Inner and outer. But you know what's really important? 1206 01:29:16,976 --> 01:29:18,893 Hurdle or sprint. That's huge. 1207 01:29:18,978 --> 01:29:23,606 Say I wanna do just my hip flexors or my buttocks even more. 1208 01:29:23,691 --> 01:29:28,320 I do what's called digging. I use this for a lot ofswimwear models. 1209 01:29:28,404 --> 01:29:31,323 Very, very, very important. How about Butt Squeeze? 1210 01:29:31,407 --> 01:29:36,244 Yeah, I see you wanted to touch. Not this show! Not touching this show! 1211 01:29:36,329 --> 01:29:38,663 okay. And ofcourse- 1212 01:29:38,748 --> 01:29:40,749 [ TV: Off] 1213 01:30:09,278 --> 01:30:11,154 [ Screaming ] 1214 01:30:13,616 --> 01:30:16,785 [ Grunting, Yelling ] 1215 01:30:17,745 --> 01:30:19,704 Best friends forever, huh? 1216 01:30:20,998 --> 01:30:24,834 You killed my fucking boyfriend, you goddamn monster! 1217 01:30:24,919 --> 01:30:26,669 You dumb bitch! 1218 01:30:28,839 --> 01:30:30,507 [ Groans, Screams ] 1219 01:30:30,591 --> 01:30:33,301 Mmm! 1220 01:30:34,970 --> 01:30:38,515 You know what this is for? Huh? 1221 01:30:39,308 --> 01:30:41,142 It's for cutting boxes. 1222 01:30:41,227 --> 01:30:43,728 [ Groaning ] 1223 01:30:43,813 --> 01:30:46,398 Do you buy all your murder weapons at Home Depot? 1224 01:30:46,482 --> 01:30:48,858 - God, you're butch. - [ Yells ] 1225 01:30:50,319 --> 01:30:52,320 Cross outJennifer. 1226 01:30:52,405 --> 01:30:54,239 [ Groaning ] 1227 01:31:25,479 --> 01:31:27,605 [ Laughter] 1228 01:31:54,967 --> 01:31:57,260 [ Grunts ] [ Moans ] 1229 01:32:08,689 --> 01:32:10,690 My tit. 1230 01:32:13,068 --> 01:32:15,987 No. Your heart. 1231 01:32:20,618 --> 01:32:26,456 [ Exhales ] 1232 01:32:37,384 --> 01:32:40,136 Jennifer, what is it, baby? 1233 01:32:42,014 --> 01:32:43,932 Needy? 1234 01:32:44,016 --> 01:32:46,935 [ Grunts ] oh, my God. 1235 01:32:48,312 --> 01:32:50,188 - oh, my God! - [ Gasps ] 1236 01:32:53,734 --> 01:32:56,819 Oh, God! 1237 01:32:58,239 --> 01:33:00,490 [ Exhales ] 1238 01:33:02,952 --> 01:33:06,996 [ Sobbing ] 1239 01:33:13,921 --> 01:33:16,923 I don't know who Needy Lesnicki is anymore. 1240 01:33:24,723 --> 01:33:26,307 [ Sniffing ] 1241 01:33:26,392 --> 01:33:28,810 I'm a different person now. 1242 01:33:28,894 --> 01:33:31,813 A person who uses curse words and kicks orderlies... 1243 01:33:31,897 --> 01:33:33,940 and sees things that aren't there. 1244 01:33:34,024 --> 01:33:36,609 A very bad, very damaged person. 1245 01:33:37,695 --> 01:33:40,196 But sometimes change can be good. 1246 01:33:40,281 --> 01:33:42,740 For instance, most occult scholars don't know this, 1247 01:33:42,825 --> 01:33:46,452 but ifyou're bitten by a demon and you live, 1248 01:33:46,537 --> 01:33:49,455 you just might absorb some ofthe demon's abilities. 1249 01:33:49,540 --> 01:33:53,042 You just might get lucky for once in your miserable life. 1250 01:34:23,991 --> 01:34:26,326 [ Crash, Fence Rattling ] 1251 01:35:14,958 --> 01:35:16,876 Where are you looking to go, young lady? 1252 01:35:16,960 --> 01:35:18,670 East, towards Madison. 1253 01:35:20,339 --> 01:35:22,173 Hop in my chariot. 1254 01:35:29,473 --> 01:35:31,974 So, why are you headed east? 1255 01:35:32,059 --> 01:35:34,435 I'm following this rock band. 1256 01:35:34,520 --> 01:35:36,437 [ Chuckles ] 1257 01:35:36,522 --> 01:35:38,606 Must be one hell ofa group. 1258 01:35:38,691 --> 01:35:41,025 Tonight's gonna be their last show. 1259 01:35:42,361 --> 01:35:45,071 ?? [ Rock ] 1260 01:35:45,155 --> 01:35:48,825 [ Woman ] ? And the sky was made ofamethyst ? 1261 01:35:50,661 --> 01:35:54,539 ? And all the stars arejust like little fish ? 1262 01:35:56,500 --> 01:35:59,627 ? You should learn when to go ? 1263 01:36:02,297 --> 01:36:05,133 ? You should learn how to say no ? 1264 01:36:07,720 --> 01:36:10,972 ? Might last a day, yeah ? 1265 01:36:11,056 --> 01:36:12,974 [ Fans Clamoring, Chattering ] 1266 01:36:13,058 --> 01:36:21,983 ? Mine is forever? 1267 01:36:22,067 --> 01:36:24,861 ? when they get what they want ? 1268 01:36:24,945 --> 01:36:27,655 ? They never want it again ? [ Bell Dings ] 1269 01:36:27,740 --> 01:36:29,949 ? when they get what they want ? 1270 01:36:30,033 --> 01:36:33,786 ? well, they never want it again ? 1271 01:36:33,871 --> 01:36:35,663 ? Go on, take everything ? And he's fucking out! 1272 01:36:35,789 --> 01:36:39,083 ? Take everything I want you to ? Candy chest. 1273 01:36:39,168 --> 01:36:41,502 ? Go on, take everything ? 1274 01:36:41,587 --> 01:36:46,090 ? Take everything I want you to ? 1275 01:36:46,216 --> 01:36:48,926 Look at this motherfucker! Don't be filmin' this. [ Doorbell Rings ] 1276 01:36:49,011 --> 01:36:51,554 Listen, go get the door. That's a sharp table knife you got. 1277 01:36:51,680 --> 01:36:53,848 Get the fuck out of here. ? Go on, take everything ? 1278 01:36:53,932 --> 01:36:56,017 ? Take everything Take everything ? 1279 01:36:56,101 --> 01:36:58,978 ? Take everything ?? 1280 01:36:59,062 --> 01:37:03,065 ?? [ Rock Ballad ] 1281 01:37:08,238 --> 01:37:11,491 [ Man ] ? Darling Darling, darling ? 1282 01:37:11,575 --> 01:37:15,328 ? I can't wait to see you ? 1283 01:37:15,412 --> 01:37:19,081 ? A picture ain't enough ? 1284 01:37:19,166 --> 01:37:22,502 ? I can't wait to touch you ? 1285 01:37:22,586 --> 01:37:24,754 ? In the flesh ? 1286 01:37:27,007 --> 01:37:30,218 ? Darling Darling, darling ? 1287 01:37:30,302 --> 01:37:34,013 ? I can't wait to hearyou ? 1288 01:37:34,097 --> 01:37:37,850 ? Remembering your love ? 1289 01:37:37,935 --> 01:37:41,604 ? Is nothing without you ? 1290 01:37:41,688 --> 01:37:43,856 ? In the flesh ? 1291 01:37:48,821 --> 01:37:52,240 ? In the flesh In the flesh ? 1292 01:37:52,324 --> 01:37:56,244 ? Ohh-oh, ohh-oh ? 1293 01:37:56,328 --> 01:37:59,664 ? In the flesh In the flesh ? 1294 01:37:59,748 --> 01:38:04,585 ? Ohh-ohh-oh ? 1295 01:38:04,670 --> 01:38:06,546 Oh, my God! I can't wait! 1296 01:38:06,630 --> 01:38:08,631 [ All Chattering ] They're here! 1297 01:38:10,634 --> 01:38:13,970 [ Girls Screaming ] 1298 01:38:19,142 --> 01:38:22,478 ? Do it, do it, do it, do it Do it, do it, do it now ? 1299 01:38:22,563 --> 01:38:25,815 ? Say it, say it, say it, say it Say it, say it, say it now ? 1300 01:38:25,899 --> 01:38:29,151 ? Do it, do it, do it, do it Do it, do it, do it now ? 1301 01:38:29,236 --> 01:38:32,697 ? Say it, say it, say it, say it Say it, say it, say it now ? 1302 01:38:32,781 --> 01:38:36,158 ? Do it, do it, do it, do it Do it, do it, do it now ? 1303 01:38:36,243 --> 01:38:40,955 ? Say it, say it, say it, say it Say it, say it, say it now ? 1304 01:38:41,039 --> 01:38:44,125 ? Instead ofcarving up the walls ? 1305 01:38:44,209 --> 01:38:47,712 ? why don't you open up We'll talk ? 1306 01:38:47,796 --> 01:38:51,340 ? I am ready I am ready for a fall ? 1307 01:38:54,469 --> 01:38:57,847 ? Instead ofcarving up the walls ? 1308 01:38:57,931 --> 01:39:01,434 ? why don't you open up We'll talk ? 1309 01:39:01,518 --> 01:39:04,979 ? We are ready we are ready for the floor ? 1310 01:39:07,858 --> 01:39:11,694 ? I can't hearyour voice Do I have a choice ? 1311 01:39:14,698 --> 01:39:18,701 ? You're sinking below I'm using my force ? 1312 01:39:22,080 --> 01:39:25,249 ? Instead ofcarving up the walls ? 1313 01:39:25,334 --> 01:39:28,878 ? why don't you open up We'll talk ? 1314 01:39:28,962 --> 01:39:32,548 ? We are ready we are ready for the floor ? 1315 01:39:34,593 --> 01:39:37,929 ? Do it, do it, do it, do it Do it, do it, do it now ? 1316 01:39:38,013 --> 01:39:42,350 ? Say it, say it, say it, say it Say it, say it, say it ?? 1317 01:39:42,434 --> 01:39:46,312 ?? [ Electronic Vocalization ] 1318 01:40:04,081 --> 01:40:07,333 [ Man ] ? okay, now, one, two, three ? 1319 01:40:07,417 --> 01:40:10,294 ? You've got me on my knees ? 1320 01:40:11,463 --> 01:40:13,631 ? And there's blood on the ground ? 1321 01:40:14,925 --> 01:40:18,219 ? You keep me hanging around the crime scene ? 1322 01:40:18,303 --> 01:40:21,973 ? He is not hard to name ? 1323 01:40:22,057 --> 01:40:25,351 ? Go on and take a bite ? 1324 01:40:26,520 --> 01:40:29,855 ? And chew me up I just want a taste ? 1325 01:40:29,940 --> 01:40:33,776 ? when you spit me out Put me in my place ? 1326 01:40:33,860 --> 01:40:39,532 ? So chew me up It's written on your face tonight ? 1327 01:40:40,534 --> 01:40:43,536 ? I give myselfforyou ? 1328 01:40:43,620 --> 01:40:46,831 ? Nothing left to lose ? 1329 01:40:47,874 --> 01:40:50,418 ? well, you chew me up ? 1330 01:40:50,502 --> 01:40:54,588 ? 'Cause, baby all I want is you ? 1331 01:40:55,841 --> 01:40:57,842 ? Tonight ?? 1332 01:40:59,970 --> 01:41:02,972 ?? [ Rock ] 1333 01:41:08,478 --> 01:41:12,440 ? She's got a target painted on her back ? 1334 01:41:12,524 --> 01:41:16,736 ? And keeps a list ofthe qualities a good girl lacks ? 1335 01:41:16,820 --> 01:41:18,738 ? She bites her lip ? 1336 01:41:18,822 --> 01:41:20,865 ? And sips her bottle ? 1337 01:41:20,949 --> 01:41:26,078 ? I take a drink 'cause the truth is hard to swallow ? 1338 01:41:26,163 --> 01:41:28,664 ? ohh-ohh ? 1339 01:41:28,749 --> 01:41:33,252 ? Sex and white lies Handcuffs and alibis ? 1340 01:41:33,336 --> 01:41:36,589 ? She lays her halo on the pillow where she sleeps ? 1341 01:41:36,673 --> 01:41:39,425 ? Her heart beats red wine ? 1342 01:41:39,509 --> 01:41:41,719 ? My toxic valentine ? 1343 01:41:41,803 --> 01:41:45,306 ? Lays her halo on the pillow that used to be ? 1344 01:41:45,390 --> 01:41:49,727 ? Sex and white lies Handcuffs and alibis ? 1345 01:41:49,811 --> 01:41:53,105 ? She lays her halo on the pillow where she sleeps ? 1346 01:41:53,190 --> 01:41:55,941 ? Her heart beats red wine ? 1347 01:41:56,026 --> 01:41:58,277 ? My toxic valentine ? 1348 01:41:58,361 --> 01:42:02,114 ? Lays her halo on the pillow that used to be ? 1349 01:42:02,199 --> 01:42:04,950 ? She lays her halo on the pillow ? 1350 01:42:05,035 --> 01:42:07,369 ? That used to be mine ?? 1351 01:42:19,549 --> 01:42:20,549 PSDH - US 101147

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