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Previously on Wynonna Earp...
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Where you been, pervert?
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You and Juan Carlo and Constance
sealed Bulshar underground!
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There has to be a way to beat him.
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Soon that weapon will be mine.
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- I don't feel well.
- Give me the ring!!!
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- Take it!!
- Your father's ring.
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- It found you.
- Waverly Earp,
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you sweet little lesbian,
you did it, you healed me!
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Bulshar was looking for the Garden.
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You need the Tower to
get into the Garden.
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Peacemaker is the Tower.
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- What does he want?
- You'll let them go?
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Say you did not give
up Wyatt Earp's gun.
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- _
- "The guardians were powerless
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in the face of evil
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that the serpent was perpetrating.
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What could they do?
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Their remit was to stand by idly,
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even as a new reign of terror began."
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Forgive me, Father Juan Carlo.
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Wyatt Earp is coming.
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And right on time.
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The Blood Eclipse occurs
on this very night.
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I had hoped we would be spared.
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Spared?
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Bulshar spares none.
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Hope, Robert, is God's
greatest gift to us.
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Miss Maeve?
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Do you hope? Do you dare?
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That is not for me to say, Mr. Svane.
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I'll return this to your room, Padre.
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No. No. Take it home. Conceal it.
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Yes, Padre.
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Robert. We need to ride to the flats.
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We need to get Peacemaker
to the champion.
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Yes, Father. With haste we must.
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We must, we must, we must...
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We must increase our bust?
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Bobo, I'm begging you.
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Give me something I
can hold onto. Please.
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Yes.
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Hope.
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But it's gone.
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It's gone.
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It's gone.
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Guess you must feel pretty
useless too, huh, Bobo?
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We are the heirs of cruelty and torture.
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I'm sorry, we have to keep you in here.
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No.
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I can't be trusted.
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Out of the mouths of Bae.
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Hi. We brought you a
quintuple-shot latte.
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Yeah, the barista said it
was like drinking a liter
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of espresso straight-up, but
we made her make it anyhoo.
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It'll do.
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- Are you okay?
- Meh.
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Bobo knows something that might help
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with this whole
end-of-the-world mishigas.
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But he can't pull it off his
French-fried hard drive.
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I'm worried about you.
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With Doc and your gun gone, you know?
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Even allowing for the whole
end-of-the-world mishigas.
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- Alright, I gotta go.
- Where?
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I don't know. Just... I
can't sit here and do this.
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Research is your thing.
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Hey.
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You're still the heir, Wynonna.
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We're counting on you.
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Spoiler alert: being
the heir sucks balls.
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Ah!
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Come and get it, Chosen One.
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Bulshar knows where the
Garden of Eden is,
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and he has the key to open it.
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What do we have?
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Uh... each other?
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Squat.
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And... and really great calves.
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Both of us.
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Seriously, have you ever
contemplated these?
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Yeah, that's all genetics, too.
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Like, I don't even take the stairs.
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Well, it sucks that
those works of art will be
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destroyed by Bulshar's reign of evil.
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Yeah, my gams are the real victims here.
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Hey, all I'm trying to say is...
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... we can't give up. We can't.
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I know, but I don't know
what else to look at!
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We've read every bit of history
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and research we could get our hands on
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and... and it's not like
Bulshar has Pinterest!
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Whenever I'm confused
watching Game of Thrones,
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I, uh, watch a recap of
the season to remember
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which bearded guy cut off the
head of the other bearded guy...
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Care Bear, looming apocalypse?
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We need a recap.
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Okay. Okay. Right.
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We know Bulshar has some kind
of power over the woods.
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Yeah, that guy would kill on Tinder.
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Like if the Giving Tree had sex
with a Stephen King story.
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He wants into the Garden.
Do we know why?
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Maybe that's tree-related too.
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Yeah, the Bible claims there were
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two trees in the Garden of Eden. Right?
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The Tree of Life and
the Tree of Knowledge.
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Not only the Bible, but
the Kabbalah, the Talmud,
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the Qu'ran and that really
weird Hugh Jackman film.
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But it's in Purgatory?
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We don't even have an Ikea!
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Let me out!!
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I want out of this cage.
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Now.
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Well, a cage has bars.
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It's technically more of a terrarium.
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Yeah, that's usually where
people keep lizards, so...
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He... took her book.
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Who?
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Doc?
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- Hey, gorgeous.
- What are you doing?
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Well, if you start early,
it encourages growth.
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I'm fixing your lawnmower.
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We have a lawnmower?
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No, see, you're Wynonna Earp,
you're supposed to say, uh...
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"Is that code?" And I say,
"No, but I'd like it to be."
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And then you say, um...
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"My lawn is perfectly trimmed."
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And I say something...
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We're T-minus 24 hours to an apocalypse.
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Everyone's gonna die.
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Huh...
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Well, if we don't,
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you're gonna want a nice
soft place to have a picnic.
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We're hugging?
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- Shush.
- You're hugging me?
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Should I be nice and normal
more or never, ever again?
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- I said shush.
- Okay, shushing now.
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- Doc.
- Doc?
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- Doc.
- Doc what?
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Doc bit your maybe boyfriend?
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I feel you, son.
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- Ask Holliday about a witch.
- Okay.
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Her name is...
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Juan Carlo. Juan Carlo.
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No. No! No, Bobo!
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Juan Carlo was the Father. Remember?
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No! Juan Carlo said they were wrong.
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He defended her when no one else did.
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They didn't care.
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They never cared.
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He's coming.
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- Bobo.
- He's coming.
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- Bobo, stay with me.
- Ride for the flats!
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- Ride for the flats!!
- Bobo! Bobo, wait!
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- And... he's gone.
- Gone from what?
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You guys capture a
pterodactyl or something?
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No, it's just Bobo.
Flipping the flip out.
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You want me to flip him
in the flippers? Balls.
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Do you want me to kick him in the...
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in... in the balls? No. Okay.
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Hey, do you know where Doc is?
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Uh, no, but I'm pretty
sure I can find him.
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Good.
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Ask him who...
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... Maeve was.
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Kinda thought you might
be avoiding me again.
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No, just been busy.
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If anybody was gonna get cold feet after
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a date involving a reanimated witch,
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- I figured it'd be me.
- Yeah, well, that was cool.
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- Some might say super cool.
- But then I got, uh...
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... stuck in a booby-trapped
house with a vampire,
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a demon and an over-dramatic
douche in a fur coat.
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Plus the world's ending
any minute, so...
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smoke 'em if you got 'em.
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I don't got 'em.
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Bulshar turned people into trees
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and used their root system
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to find the Garden...
as in, the... the Garden.
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It's... it's pretty ingenious, actually.
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Are you fan-girling the bad guy?
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He's winning. And I'm just not sure
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what other options are on my
tiny little table at the moment.
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We could go see who that is.
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You got your magic gun ready to go?
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- I gave it to my mortal enemy.
- You what?
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To be fair, it was a regift.
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Wait a minute. You did what?
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We doin' this or not?
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You're on my porch!
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Wow, you're a regular Mariska Hargitay.
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- No gun.
- No.
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Who the hell are you now?
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I'm Kevin.
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And I'm gonna help you
save the world, Earp.
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Next time, lead with that.
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Take it. The money's in the menu.
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It's too much. I only brought one.
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One bag? You brought me one bag?!
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All I could get without
catching shit. Make it last.
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You know, you have a liquor license.
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You don't have to brown-bag
it in your own bar.
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Officer Haught.
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Unless that isn't illicit hooch
and something way grosser.
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Bloody Mary mix it is not.
I have a contact
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at the veterinarian clinic.
He assures me...
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You know what? It's probably
better I don't know.
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Right. I do apologize for involving
you in my intimate affairs.
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Can't Kate help you with, uh, that?
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No. No, she's gone without a trace.
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She always did have a
flair for the dramatic.
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Because Wynonna?
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That is also a rather intimate affair.
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Just know I would do whatever
I can to keep her safe.
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Okay, good. 'Cause I'm here to
drag you on a recon mission.
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Because Wynonna and... Bulshar.
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What do you need?
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Bobo said for me to ask you...
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about this.
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Maeve.
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Her name is Maeve Perley.
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Maeve as in "Matte the Blacksmith
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and Gretta when you wish
upon a bitch" Perley?
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Nobody ever really leaves Purgatory.
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Look, there's something
about Maeve having a book.
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She kept it for Juan Carlo?
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- At the Perley homestead.
- Worth a shot.
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I will accompany you, but, uh...
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... I find myself rather powerful
hungry, Officer Haught.
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And as this state of being
is, uh, rather new to me,
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you have my permission
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to defend yourself should I...
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... should I cross any boundaries.
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- Wooden bullets.
- Yeah, so I've got it covered.
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- Thank you, though.
- No.
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Thank you.
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I'm a representative of a
long line of ambassadors
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tasked with looking after
the balance in the world.
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- She's like the Williams sisters.
- And your name's Kevin?
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Did I stutter?
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God.
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Usually, we only watch.
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We observe and record,
but don't participate.
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But these are desperate times.
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Well, no kidding. I just spent months
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in a demon-run alt-reality prison.
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Do you truly intend to go up against
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the beast with no training, no blade?
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And is that what you are wearing?
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- Hey.
- As in, hey, guess what,
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Kevin knows of a weapon
that may stop said beast.
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- Are you for real?
- Are you?
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You drink too much,
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you couldn't find your ass with a map...
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- Where is it? I dunno.
- And you are literally our only hope.
256
00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:19,150
That's what I've been saying!
257
00:12:19,220 --> 00:12:23,479
Hey, I took an extraordinary
risk coming here.
258
00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:25,640
My bosses, the Menfolk,
259
00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:28,300
do not think you deserve
this weapon or can wield it,
260
00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:31,130
but I'm fairly sick of
their boy bullshit.
261
00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:32,640
And I'm fairly certain
262
00:12:32,650 --> 00:12:34,676
that if you weren't such a
douchebag, we could hang.
263
00:12:34,700 --> 00:12:36,100
Hmm.
264
00:12:37,230 --> 00:12:39,500
It'll come at a cost,
to you and your team.
265
00:12:39,570 --> 00:12:42,750
- It always does.
- Well, then, say your goodbyes
266
00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:44,740
and switch those pants.
You're going hunting.
267
00:12:44,750 --> 00:12:46,340
Again, I'm not changing this outfit.
268
00:12:46,410 --> 00:12:48,159
Well, times like these,
269
00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:50,620
I really wish I could force
people to do things.
270
00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:51,880
For their own good.
271
00:12:53,700 --> 00:12:55,690
But I cannot say more in
front of the civilian.
272
00:12:55,750 --> 00:12:57,420
Well, I'm a firefighter.
273
00:13:00,460 --> 00:13:03,090
You seriously have a line on
an actual Bulshar killer?
274
00:13:07,260 --> 00:13:09,300
Chucky? Quick porch chat.
275
00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:13,500
- You're kidding.
- Yeah, she'll do that.
276
00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:19,210
You don't even know what this woman is.
277
00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:20,979
I know she can rock a suit
278
00:13:20,980 --> 00:13:22,680
and karate chops necks like a champ.
279
00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:24,850
- She called me a civilian.
- Yeah, it's a compliment.
280
00:13:24,860 --> 00:13:26,496
It means you're not a
supernatural weirdo.
281
00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:28,368
Okay, look, look, Wynonna,
282
00:13:28,380 --> 00:13:30,520
I baby-sat your vampire
ex-boyfriend for you.
283
00:13:30,540 --> 00:13:32,490
- Yes.
- I killed a bunch of psycho dudes
284
00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:34,820
dressed up as beekeepers and
I yanked the arm off some
285
00:13:34,890 --> 00:13:36,860
zombie witch. For you.
286
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:37,900
Very helpful.
287
00:13:37,910 --> 00:13:40,280
And now I am gonna need
you to scoot your boots.
288
00:13:41,130 --> 00:13:43,300
I just don't know what's happening here.
289
00:13:43,730 --> 00:13:46,380
Well... it's fine,
'cause it's not about you.
290
00:13:46,420 --> 00:13:47,680
Is it ever gonna be about me?
291
00:13:48,940 --> 00:13:52,199
I'm trying to stop a
bloody apocalypse, okay?
292
00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:53,756
So maybe not the time to
pull out the needy act.
293
00:13:53,780 --> 00:13:57,299
Needy? Wynonna, I'm trying
to actually help you.
294
00:13:57,300 --> 00:13:58,940
You don't even know who
this random lady is.
295
00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:01,900
Okay, let's just press pause on this
296
00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:03,499
and resume the butt-hurt song and dance
297
00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:05,159
after I off Bulshar.
298
00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:06,990
Make sense?
299
00:14:07,660 --> 00:14:10,730
Yep. We can definitely
press pause on this.
300
00:14:10,790 --> 00:14:12,360
No problem.
301
00:14:14,430 --> 00:14:16,470
Charlie... Tsk.
302
00:14:16,530 --> 00:14:19,700
You can for sure mow
my lawn in the spring!
303
00:14:23,170 --> 00:14:25,010
If we even get to spring.
304
00:14:31,750 --> 00:14:34,420
- You must be the sister.
- Yeah.
305
00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:36,620
Where's the other sister?
306
00:14:36,690 --> 00:14:38,780
Oh, she got dragged
outside by Mr. Flame.
307
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,720
Hey, does your boyfriend
tell you what to do too?
308
00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:42,540
Don't have a boyfriend.
309
00:14:42,580 --> 00:14:43,820
Is it the bangs?
310
00:14:43,990 --> 00:14:47,300
Weather update: being the
heir still sucks balls.
311
00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:49,140
Appreciate the weather update.
312
00:14:49,150 --> 00:14:50,739
Now can I have the "there's
a woman in our kitchen
313
00:14:50,740 --> 00:14:52,199
eating our pickles" update?
314
00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:54,140
She says she's from a
mysterious bunch of...
315
00:14:54,210 --> 00:14:56,110
World savers.
316
00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:58,110
And you believe her?
317
00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:00,280
I believe we're running out
of options, my gun is gone.
318
00:15:00,340 --> 00:15:03,150
Plus Miss Maître D' claims she can
help us find a special weapon.
319
00:15:03,210 --> 00:15:04,810
One that'll take down Bulshar.
320
00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:06,820
It's a magical arm.
321
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,620
Grab a pickle.
322
00:15:13,990 --> 00:15:18,020
Maeve. Some people
claimed she was a witch.
323
00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:19,900
Well, it does seem to run in the family.
324
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:23,820
She lived alone, she
wrote in books all day,
325
00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:25,660
she would not speak to men.
326
00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:27,440
Sounds like my kind of woman.
327
00:15:30,170 --> 00:15:32,980
She helped other women
with, uh, women things.
328
00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:36,180
Childbirth... not having children.
329
00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:38,180
I bet this has a happy ending.
330
00:15:38,250 --> 00:15:40,950
Mob came, all riled up, and got to her
331
00:15:40,980 --> 00:15:44,190
just mere days before Wyatt
shot old Sheriff Clootie.
332
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:45,690
Bulshar.
333
00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:48,590
They burned her... at the stake.
334
00:15:48,660 --> 00:15:50,190
Jesus. You serious?
335
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:54,200
I thought you should be
aware before we go in.
336
00:15:54,770 --> 00:15:56,580
Bulshar's severed arm is still in
337
00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:58,600
the mine where he was entombed.
338
00:15:58,620 --> 00:16:00,000
I confirmed it myself.
339
00:16:00,070 --> 00:16:02,440
- But didn't get it?
- That would be interfering.
340
00:16:02,510 --> 00:16:04,870
I was really hoping for
more of a flamethrower.
341
00:16:04,940 --> 00:16:06,540
A ride-on flamethrower with cup-holders.
342
00:16:06,610 --> 00:16:09,450
- And heated seats.
- And a hula girl on the dash!
343
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,310
Nope, just the arm.
344
00:16:11,380 --> 00:16:13,780
Only the champion can retrieve it.
345
00:16:13,850 --> 00:16:16,020
Then we synthesize a
weapon to defeat him.
346
00:16:17,190 --> 00:16:19,560
It's about as logical
as using people trees
347
00:16:19,570 --> 00:16:20,680
to find the Garden of Eden.
348
00:16:20,690 --> 00:16:23,400
Yeah, except the mine
is totally unstable.
349
00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:24,990
Right? Really dangerous.
350
00:16:25,060 --> 00:16:26,500
It could collapse.
351
00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:28,260
- Okay, I'm in.
- Me too.
352
00:16:29,570 --> 00:16:31,930
You know I want your
help, baby girl, but...
353
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,099
But what? No, I'm not gonna sit here
354
00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:35,380
waiting for the world to end,
355
00:16:35,420 --> 00:16:36,840
what... eating pickles?!
356
00:16:36,910 --> 00:16:38,510
Who asked you to eat pickles?
357
00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:40,590
So you girls really gonna do this, huh?
358
00:16:40,606 --> 00:16:42,150
Don't be pushy, brine breath.
359
00:16:43,980 --> 00:16:46,350
- Please?
- Yeah, we are.
360
00:16:47,690 --> 00:16:49,150
Ride or die.
361
00:16:51,690 --> 00:16:53,960
My money's on die.
362
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:02,100
Gretta, you in here?
363
00:17:02,900 --> 00:17:05,640
Gretta's vehicle is not in the drive.
364
00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:08,540
There are no shoes in the doorway.
365
00:17:10,140 --> 00:17:12,940
She has apparently turned off the heat.
366
00:17:13,910 --> 00:17:15,550
She's gone.
367
00:17:16,010 --> 00:17:19,650
Yeah, there seems to be a lot of
that going around town these days.
368
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:22,450
Like the town folk know
something is comin'.
369
00:17:24,150 --> 00:17:26,460
Oof. It's freezing in here.
370
00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:29,990
If we are gonna continue our
search, we need a fire.
371
00:17:40,870 --> 00:17:43,810
How dare you enter my home?!
372
00:17:43,870 --> 00:17:45,310
Maeve Perley?!
373
00:17:46,380 --> 00:17:49,940
Is that you? I am John Henry Holliday!
374
00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:53,200
You are Wyatt Earp's boyfriend.
375
00:17:56,050 --> 00:17:57,520
Yeah, fine.
376
00:17:57,990 --> 00:18:00,990
Did you keep a journal for
the Padre Juan Carlo?
377
00:18:03,740 --> 00:18:05,560
Uh, okay.
378
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:10,800
- The world is ending, Maeve.
- What do I care?
379
00:18:10,870 --> 00:18:13,600
I'm locked in fire for eternity!
380
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:17,940
No body, no boys, no booze.
381
00:18:20,780 --> 00:18:22,910
That book could really help us out.
382
00:18:22,980 --> 00:18:25,110
"That book could really help us out."
383
00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:27,250
Okay, I'm pretty good with teen girls.
384
00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:29,690
You just quit it with the poker.
Let me take it, okay?
385
00:18:31,790 --> 00:18:33,720
Hey, Maeve. Hi.
386
00:18:33,790 --> 00:18:36,630
Um, Officer Nicole Haught here.
387
00:18:36,690 --> 00:18:38,250
Yeah, this isn't gonna work.
388
00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:44,819
Oh, hush!
389
00:18:44,820 --> 00:18:46,300
That's right.
390
00:18:46,370 --> 00:18:50,940
You shut your little mouth, John Henry.
391
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:53,080
- Nicole?
- Not anymore.
392
00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:58,750
Hi.
393
00:19:01,820 --> 00:19:03,439
Okay, so all we do
394
00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:05,249
is we find Bulshar's arm and
then we get out of here.
395
00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:07,066
- Easy-breezy tequila squeezy.
- That's not how that goes.
396
00:19:07,090 --> 00:19:09,006
I don't take that from someone
wearing an oven mitt.
397
00:19:09,030 --> 00:19:10,560
- It's a precaution.
- It's fugly.
398
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:13,140
Well, it's the only
one Mercedes had, okay?
399
00:19:13,150 --> 00:19:14,150
Mercedes?
400
00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:16,740
I still haven't had the chance
to tell you that I saw her.
401
00:19:17,370 --> 00:19:19,400
- How's her face?
- What face?
402
00:19:19,470 --> 00:19:21,670
- Oof.
- Yeah.
403
00:19:21,740 --> 00:19:23,299
Once we stop the apocalypse,
404
00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:24,759
I'll make her redneck margaritas,
405
00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:27,840
buy her a dress with
pockets. She'll plotz.
406
00:19:34,150 --> 00:19:36,190
You get out of my friend!
407
00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:40,890
Something is different
about you, John Henry.
408
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:43,290
Oh...
409
00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:46,060
You're undead.
410
00:19:46,130 --> 00:19:49,400
Well, that's gonna
make this really easy.
411
00:19:49,470 --> 00:19:54,300
See... I need, like, a fresh body.
412
00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:56,610
To move into.
413
00:20:01,580 --> 00:20:03,450
Ah.
414
00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:08,620
Here... vampire.
415
00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:11,199
Do you want the book
416
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:13,920
that tells you how to defeat Bulshar?
417
00:20:14,660 --> 00:20:17,790
Okay. Well, then why don't you kill her,
418
00:20:17,860 --> 00:20:19,300
and give me this body?
419
00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:20,760
Okay?
420
00:20:39,660 --> 00:20:42,870
What the hell's that? Yeti? Porg?
421
00:20:42,940 --> 00:20:45,380
Whole bunch of puppies
wearing a trench coat?
422
00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:47,699
Wait! This was a uranium
mine back in the day.
423
00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:49,499
So my guess: radioactive Revenant?
424
00:20:52,550 --> 00:20:54,580
How come it's never puppies?
425
00:20:58,060 --> 00:20:59,260
Come on.
426
00:21:01,130 --> 00:21:03,090
Just a little nibble?
427
00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:10,500
- Sheriff Haught is my friend.
- I...
428
00:21:12,470 --> 00:21:16,510
I, like... cannot stay
in here much longer.
429
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:19,210
So...
430
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:22,879
... you need to go and
fetch me a new corpse,
431
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:25,319
and then... you get your book.
432
00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:28,220
Oh, and you have to
kill it in front of me
433
00:21:28,290 --> 00:21:30,090
so there's no time for organ failure.
434
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:31,440
No.
435
00:21:31,470 --> 00:21:34,590
No, there is no bargain here, Perley.
436
00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:37,160
Now you get out of that
body this instant!
437
00:21:37,230 --> 00:21:38,760
Make me.
438
00:21:38,830 --> 00:21:41,370
- Okay.
- Oh, yes.
439
00:21:41,430 --> 00:21:43,430
Oh, thank kale it's not salad.
440
00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:45,319
You know, eating fried potatoes
441
00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:47,000
is my payback against the bad man
442
00:21:47,020 --> 00:21:49,110
who made me regurgitate
dirt for the last month.
443
00:21:49,170 --> 00:21:51,470
- You're feeling okay now, right?
- Yeah, peachy.
444
00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:53,879
I mean, I did cough up a
blueberry the other day,
445
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,610
but that's just because
my blender sucks.
446
00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:59,300
Oh, uh, hey there. Nice ombré.
447
00:22:04,460 --> 00:22:06,379
This is Jeremy Chetri's phone
448
00:22:06,380 --> 00:22:08,099
if this is Doc Holliday calling.
449
00:22:08,100 --> 00:22:10,460
Jeremy, I know that you're there!
450
00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:11,899
And I'm not talking to you,
451
00:22:11,900 --> 00:22:14,740
so, uh, leave a message after the never!
452
00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:16,139
Is that Doc? Hey, Doc.
453
00:22:16,140 --> 00:22:18,400
Don't say hi to Doc. He bit you!
454
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:21,080
Look, Doc, I'm not talking to you.
455
00:22:21,910 --> 00:22:25,680
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What
do you mean, possessed?
456
00:22:35,620 --> 00:22:38,199
Okay, so much for Plan A, B, C, D, E, F.
457
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:41,120
- Any other ideas?
- Does he look kinda familiar to you?
458
00:22:41,180 --> 00:22:42,930
Dude, even I've never been that drunk.
459
00:22:42,990 --> 00:22:45,460
Oh! Oh, my God, I knew getting back
into my research would pay off!
460
00:22:45,470 --> 00:22:46,639
That's One Armed Clint!
461
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:48,229
- Who?
- Okay, back in the day,
462
00:22:48,230 --> 00:22:49,919
Clint killed a miner for his claim
463
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:51,369
and then hid out in this mine.
464
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:53,350
Wyatt came to arrest him, blew the mine
465
00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:55,510
to force him out, and
then Clint got trapped!
466
00:22:55,570 --> 00:22:57,519
Super-great history lesson, Waves.
467
00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:58,640
That guy has two arms.
468
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:01,160
- Uh, Wynonna?
- Mm-hmm.
469
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,680
- That right arm, it's not his.
- Hmm?
470
00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:05,420
It's Bulshar's.
471
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:09,660
Damn, Two Arm Clint.
472
00:23:11,860 --> 00:23:13,519
Ah, Jeremy. Thank God.
473
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:15,199
Okay, I am here for her, not for you,
474
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:17,330
and I like your new shirt. Dammit.
475
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:19,760
D'you guys think this is natural?
476
00:23:19,830 --> 00:23:22,700
Oh! Maybe I'll give her a pixie cut.
477
00:23:22,770 --> 00:23:27,160
Oh, and look! Copper's down
with Victoria's Secret!
478
00:23:27,370 --> 00:23:29,330
What? Mattie and Gretta had catalogues.
479
00:23:29,340 --> 00:23:31,210
Okay, Nicole, what are you... ?
480
00:23:35,980 --> 00:23:39,119
Oh, I was hoping for broader shoulders,
481
00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:42,000
but your eyebrows are on fleek.
482
00:23:42,020 --> 00:23:43,580
Just because I have a
thin frame doesn't mean
483
00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:45,080
I don't have definition under here.
484
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:50,260
Oh, ho.
485
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,560
Oh...
486
00:23:52,630 --> 00:23:56,170
Mm... Mm. Okay. Okay.
487
00:23:56,230 --> 00:23:57,779
Wow. What do you know.
488
00:23:57,780 --> 00:23:59,439
The kid does own a Shake Weight.
489
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:03,470
What is happening... to my shirt?
490
00:24:04,410 --> 00:24:06,410
Whoa. Whoa, whoa!
491
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:09,180
Oh! God! Ah! It itches!
492
00:24:09,250 --> 00:24:12,080
Hey, hey, listen.
493
00:24:12,150 --> 00:24:14,000
Maeve, this is not your new body.
494
00:24:14,010 --> 00:24:17,800
Yeah, no kidding! I
need someone more pure.
495
00:24:17,820 --> 00:24:20,360
As in... purely human.
496
00:24:22,590 --> 00:24:25,560
Oh, God. Your loss, lady.
497
00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:26,930
- Argh!
- Oh, God.
498
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,830
- Jeremy.
- Yeah.
499
00:24:32,900 --> 00:24:36,610
Just so you know, he does not
like you very much right now.
500
00:24:36,670 --> 00:24:39,180
Okay, how do we even know
she has the journal?
501
00:24:47,850 --> 00:24:50,140
Okay, this is gross.
502
00:24:50,250 --> 00:24:52,460
Crap! I'm all outta bullets!
503
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:54,220
Well...
504
00:24:55,050 --> 00:24:56,060
Oh, shit.
505
00:24:56,100 --> 00:24:57,896
Gonna have to "dark-alley
date-rapist" this dude.
506
00:24:57,920 --> 00:24:58,930
What?
507
00:24:58,940 --> 00:25:01,430
Ah!!!
508
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:04,180
What happened?!
509
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:07,240
What happened?! Oh! Holy Hiroshima!
510
00:25:07,310 --> 00:25:09,870
I was right again! Dude is radioactive!
511
00:25:09,940 --> 00:25:11,419
- Ugh! Congrats.
- Oh, my God!
512
00:25:11,420 --> 00:25:13,209
There is no prize.
513
00:25:13,210 --> 00:25:14,559
Unless you have any idea on
514
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:16,959
how to kill a Revenant we can't touch.
515
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:18,500
Maybe we need more oven mitts?
516
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:20,320
Uh, we're definitely
gonna need more keys.
517
00:25:20,390 --> 00:25:22,750
Pfft...
518
00:25:22,820 --> 00:25:24,550
And also...
519
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:33,260
Oh, God, he's coming! Eventually.
520
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:35,850
Turtle race to the death.
521
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:38,120
Oh. Oh!! No signal!!
522
00:25:38,190 --> 00:25:40,120
- What?
- No signal!
523
00:25:40,190 --> 00:25:43,789
- How much further till... town?
- Ten miles at least.
524
00:25:43,790 --> 00:25:44,874
I'll never make it.
525
00:25:44,886 --> 00:25:47,130
We have nothing to stop him with, so...
526
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:48,379
What about this?
527
00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:50,399
You melted a demon jeweller's face!
528
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:52,470
No, but I don't know how I did it!
529
00:25:52,540 --> 00:25:55,940
You just... wanted to and you
touched him and you did...
530
00:25:56,010 --> 00:25:58,780
Yeah, but I can't touch Clint!
Remember? He's toxic!
531
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:01,140
- Oh, look. Gardner House.
- What?
532
00:26:01,210 --> 00:26:02,910
It's not far from here.
533
00:26:02,980 --> 00:26:05,080
Yes.
534
00:26:18,430 --> 00:26:21,100
- You can put that down.
- Nope.
535
00:26:21,630 --> 00:26:24,170
No, I'm-I'm-I'm watching you.
536
00:26:24,230 --> 00:26:25,659
Got my orders.
537
00:26:25,660 --> 00:26:29,370
You've had your eyes closed
for the last 10 minutes...
538
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:30,740
listening.
539
00:26:30,810 --> 00:26:32,180
What are you listening to?
540
00:26:36,250 --> 00:26:38,780
- It's jazz.
- I like avant-garde.
541
00:26:40,250 --> 00:26:42,480
The more experimental, the better.
542
00:26:43,990 --> 00:26:46,919
I get it. So if I let you
listen, open the door...
543
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:49,360
Don't open the door.
544
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:53,400
So who is it?
545
00:26:53,460 --> 00:26:55,360
Sun Ra? Coleman?
546
00:26:55,430 --> 00:26:58,270
Oh, uh, no, it's, uh, Colin Stetson.
547
00:26:58,300 --> 00:26:59,300
Colin...
548
00:26:59,310 --> 00:27:01,960
Yeah, the song is called
Like Wolves on the Fold?
549
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:03,370
I dig wolves.
550
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:10,310
Maybe you'll dig this.
551
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:27,730
Saxophone.
552
00:27:32,140 --> 00:27:33,740
The devil's horn.
553
00:27:37,210 --> 00:27:38,410
No.
554
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:40,679
That wasn't made in hell.
555
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:43,500
Uh, no, not in hell. It's, uh, Montreal.
556
00:27:43,540 --> 00:27:44,980
He's from Montreal.
557
00:27:47,460 --> 00:27:51,090
You see, the problem with humans...
558
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:54,560
... is that sometimes...
559
00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:59,360
... sometimes...
560
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,800
... you make truly beautiful things.
561
00:28:06,140 --> 00:28:07,740
I can't figure it out, Bobo.
562
00:28:07,810 --> 00:28:10,970
Are you... a good guy, or a bad guy?
563
00:28:14,140 --> 00:28:16,180
Can we listen some more?
564
00:28:16,250 --> 00:28:18,060
Just for a little while.
565
00:28:18,100 --> 00:28:19,550
Sure.
566
00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:34,560
Definitely from the late
nineteenth century.
567
00:28:35,070 --> 00:28:36,740
Smells like horse and everything.
568
00:28:36,750 --> 00:28:37,750
Yep.
569
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:40,270
Maeve. Where is the
rest of that journal?
570
00:28:40,970 --> 00:28:42,399
- I dunno.
- Cough it up.
571
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:44,300
Actually, for Nicole's
sake, maybe don't.
572
00:28:44,340 --> 00:28:46,480
No, I don't think I'm gonna do that.
573
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:49,480
Unless you're ready...
574
00:28:49,550 --> 00:28:52,300
to give me this body!!
575
00:28:52,380 --> 00:28:54,350
This is not a negotiation.
576
00:28:54,420 --> 00:28:56,759
Give me this scarlet Madonna,
577
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:58,500
or get the hell outta my crib!!!
578
00:28:58,540 --> 00:29:00,890
What did you do to get her so peeved?
579
00:29:01,790 --> 00:29:03,930
She's a teenage ghost witch!
580
00:29:03,990 --> 00:29:05,490
Okay.
581
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:07,100
Come on, vampire.
582
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:11,240
Her blood is so sweet, I can sense it!
583
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:14,040
Just one little bite?
584
00:29:15,260 --> 00:29:18,240
Doc doesn't bite his friends! Anymore.
585
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:21,740
Then you'll never get your
hypocritical hands on that book!
586
00:29:21,750 --> 00:29:23,920
I'm gonna burn it.
587
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,800
How could you burn it with no body?
588
00:29:31,020 --> 00:29:32,560
- Yes!
- No! No!
589
00:29:34,190 --> 00:29:37,530
Oh, God, no! Please don't arrest
me for this later, Nicole!
590
00:29:37,590 --> 00:29:39,400
You're deceptively strong.
591
00:29:39,460 --> 00:29:41,530
Yeah, I told you!
592
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:45,840
This is it! This is
Juan Carlo's journal.
593
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:47,900
Oh!
594
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:49,396
You're not getting out of here alive.
595
00:29:49,420 --> 00:29:52,410
Well, then you'll never get
your freshly killed body.
596
00:29:52,420 --> 00:29:54,280
Oh, I might.
597
00:29:58,050 --> 00:30:01,980
What good is a new body
with a hole in the head?
598
00:30:02,050 --> 00:30:03,300
Yeah, I mean,
599
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:05,160
you can't walk around like that.
600
00:30:05,170 --> 00:30:08,290
Your... sunglasses would sit crooked.
601
00:30:09,190 --> 00:30:11,460
- I don't know.
- Then you two...
602
00:30:11,530 --> 00:30:13,960
get nothing!!!
603
00:30:18,270 --> 00:30:19,670
Nicole?
604
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:23,300
Ow.
605
00:30:23,510 --> 00:30:25,110
Listen.
606
00:30:25,940 --> 00:30:28,380
This book needs to get back to BBD.
607
00:30:28,450 --> 00:30:31,440
I will torture you with
apologies along the way.
608
00:30:35,620 --> 00:30:37,120
We're toast.
609
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:41,220
Mercedes!
610
00:30:41,290 --> 00:30:43,539
- Ever heard of a doorbell?
- Your face!
611
00:30:43,540 --> 00:30:44,919
My freakin' face!
612
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:47,030
It's, like, totally better!
613
00:30:47,100 --> 00:30:50,130
- Girl, you look fine as hell!
- And you look less pregnant.
614
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:51,505
Oof. We're all doing so great.
615
00:30:51,517 --> 00:30:53,370
Mm. Except there's a
demon following you.
616
00:30:54,940 --> 00:30:58,010
- A radioactive one.
- Oh, come! Come in! Come.
617
00:31:10,220 --> 00:31:12,520
- Come on, let's go, go, go!
- Yeah, yeah.
618
00:31:14,990 --> 00:31:18,160
Possible trapped victims.
Initiating primary search.
619
00:31:20,620 --> 00:31:23,139
I'll go in the back. You
two take the front.
620
00:31:23,140 --> 00:31:24,550
- We're on it.
- Hold tight, guys.
621
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:26,140
We're coming for you.
622
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,770
- You did this, kid.
- What?
623
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:31,540
You're... you're saying
I healed your face?
624
00:31:31,610 --> 00:31:33,840
You called me beautiful. You touched me.
625
00:31:33,910 --> 00:31:36,640
Above the belt, though, right?
Such a ginger fetish.
626
00:31:36,700 --> 00:31:40,280
And then the next thing
I know, boom, I'm me.
627
00:31:40,350 --> 00:31:43,190
What... ? But... how?
628
00:31:43,590 --> 00:31:45,920
Don't know, don't care. It
really is a miracle, though.
629
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,279
Oh...
630
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:49,579
Well, you'd better run,
unless you want your face
631
00:31:49,580 --> 00:31:50,960
to get a serious chemical peel.
632
00:31:51,030 --> 00:31:53,380
- I do not.
- No. Incoming.
633
00:31:53,390 --> 00:31:54,840
Oh.
634
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:02,640
You!
635
00:32:04,610 --> 00:32:06,310
No!
636
00:32:09,980 --> 00:32:11,200
Waverly, I love you,
637
00:32:11,260 --> 00:32:13,700
and I know you don't know
how to work that thing.
638
00:32:13,780 --> 00:32:15,850
- But you're gonna have to try!
- Okay!
639
00:32:16,650 --> 00:32:18,280
Time to render you armless!
640
00:32:18,300 --> 00:32:19,320
Good one!
641
00:32:19,330 --> 00:32:21,260
Thanks.
642
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:24,090
Ow, ow, ow! It didn't work!
643
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:27,230
Sorry! I'll never make
you do that again!
644
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,960
- Ah!
- Oh!
645
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:44,650
Sorry! This was not my idea!
646
00:32:45,700 --> 00:32:47,820
I'll twist this thing off if I have to!
647
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:50,219
Argh! You found me!
648
00:32:50,220 --> 00:32:52,860
Now do something, you
useless piece of junk!
649
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:54,690
What the... ?
650
00:32:56,430 --> 00:32:59,430
The ring controls the arm!
It's like playing Wii!
651
00:32:59,500 --> 00:33:02,470
I'm really good at Wii! Oh! Ah...
652
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:12,120
Choke-out! Badass! Aw.
653
00:33:24,780 --> 00:33:27,090
This arm is mine.
654
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:30,190
- Mine. Get it?
- 'Cause... he was in a mine.
655
00:33:30,260 --> 00:33:31,660
- Yeah!
- High-five.
656
00:33:31,730 --> 00:33:33,620
Okay.
657
00:33:33,860 --> 00:33:35,760
Come on!
658
00:33:35,830 --> 00:33:38,200
Yank! Come on, yank like you don't...
659
00:33:42,940 --> 00:33:44,410
Gross.
660
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:47,510
I knew you could control that thing.
661
00:33:48,380 --> 00:33:50,650
I... still don't know how.
662
00:33:52,150 --> 00:33:54,460
I never get sick of being right.
663
00:34:04,290 --> 00:34:06,900
You need to lay off those
pretzels, old man.
664
00:34:16,510 --> 00:34:19,480
You alright?
665
00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:22,880
- You're alright.
- Yes.
666
00:34:23,740 --> 00:34:25,610
Yes. You... you saved me...
667
00:34:25,620 --> 00:34:27,620
Yeah, I saved you. Exactly. Exactly.
668
00:34:35,630 --> 00:34:36,960
I'm impressed.
669
00:34:37,030 --> 00:34:39,930
Honestly, I thought I'd be
mopping up Earp goo for sure.
670
00:34:40,260 --> 00:34:41,420
I passed your dumb test.
671
00:34:41,460 --> 00:34:43,600
Now how do I use this
thing to kill Bulshar?
672
00:34:43,700 --> 00:34:46,320
Well, now, here's the
thing, pretty ladies.
673
00:34:46,420 --> 00:34:47,980
The arm isn't the weapon.
674
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:51,330
- What?!
- You better be joking,
675
00:34:51,340 --> 00:34:52,856
or you better have really
good health insurance.
676
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:55,400
- Okay, calm down.
- I am sick and tired of your shit.
677
00:34:55,420 --> 00:34:57,850
I have proven myself
time and time again,
678
00:34:57,860 --> 00:34:59,860
and you would know that if you'd
been doing your job properly.
679
00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:01,820
She used her gifts and passed the trial.
680
00:35:01,890 --> 00:35:03,050
Huh?
681
00:35:03,060 --> 00:35:05,600
Because now I know that
Mercedes's claim is true.
682
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:07,590
A miracle did happen.
683
00:35:10,460 --> 00:35:11,960
And you...
684
00:35:15,370 --> 00:35:16,970
... are the one.
685
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:18,800
The champion.
686
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:31,070
Doc!
687
00:35:31,140 --> 00:35:32,800
- Nicole!
- Oh, thank God you're okay!
688
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:33,970
Here. I got it, I got it.
689
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,000
Nicole.
690
00:35:42,900 --> 00:35:44,890
What did you do?
691
00:35:45,850 --> 00:35:47,720
I retrieved the book.
692
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:51,940
What did you do, Doc?!!
693
00:35:52,190 --> 00:35:54,260
The fire was too much.
694
00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:59,370
For him?
695
00:35:59,430 --> 00:36:01,100
Or for you?!
696
00:36:03,300 --> 00:36:04,600
You killed him.
697
00:36:04,770 --> 00:36:06,470
You don't understand what it's like.
698
00:36:06,540 --> 00:36:08,140
The hunger.
699
00:36:09,110 --> 00:36:10,780
The way it feels.
700
00:36:10,850 --> 00:36:13,699
I know that I am the only one
701
00:36:13,700 --> 00:36:15,700
who volunteered to handle you!
702
00:36:15,820 --> 00:36:18,450
I know that I'm the last
friend that you had!!
703
00:36:31,570 --> 00:36:34,100
If I ever see you again, John Henry...
704
00:36:35,570 --> 00:36:37,140
... I will kill you.
705
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:56,120
- Hey.
- Oh, shit.
706
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:11,040
Okay, so what do you mean,
that Waverly's the champion?
707
00:37:11,110 --> 00:37:13,820
That ring on your finger: Bulshar
stole it from your father.
708
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:16,540
So we know neither of them had taste.
709
00:37:16,610 --> 00:37:19,810
Also... Julian and
Bulshar knew each other?
710
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:21,820
They were the original haters.
711
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:24,120
You are the daughter
of one of two angels
712
00:37:24,190 --> 00:37:26,690
tasked with protecting the
Garden: Juan Carlo...
713
00:37:26,750 --> 00:37:28,160
And Julian.
714
00:37:29,890 --> 00:37:31,660
Hmm. Whew.
715
00:37:31,730 --> 00:37:32,730
Okay.
716
00:37:33,330 --> 00:37:36,660
So... what does that make Bulshar?
717
00:37:36,730 --> 00:37:38,900
Juan Carlo says, and I quote:
718
00:37:38,970 --> 00:37:40,730
"Bulshar was created in the Garden
719
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,900
to enjoy the spoils of Paradise."
720
00:37:42,970 --> 00:37:45,510
What does he mean by
"created in the Garden"?
721
00:37:45,570 --> 00:37:47,260
I don't know, but he, uh,
722
00:37:47,300 --> 00:37:49,820
he says before Bulshar was
known as Sheriff Clootie,
723
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:51,580
he took the form of a...
724
00:37:54,150 --> 00:37:56,360
Son-of-a-basilisk.
725
00:37:56,460 --> 00:37:58,420
- Is that a snake?
- The snake.
726
00:37:58,490 --> 00:38:00,659
- Jesus Christ.
- Different book.
727
00:38:00,660 --> 00:38:01,960
Bulshar's the snake!
728
00:38:03,790 --> 00:38:05,160
The snake from the Garden.
729
00:38:05,230 --> 00:38:06,820
As in: The Last Temptation of Snake
730
00:38:06,830 --> 00:38:08,620
featuring special guest star the Apple.
731
00:38:08,660 --> 00:38:11,879
- Wow. Don't forget Eve.
- Ah. I wish I could.
732
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:13,960
Don't even get me started on that girl.
733
00:38:13,980 --> 00:38:15,600
Bobo was right.
734
00:38:16,170 --> 00:38:19,000
This isn't a demon's
ring, it's an angel's.
735
00:38:19,020 --> 00:38:21,940
Guys, I don't understand. It
doesn't even have a diamond.
736
00:38:22,010 --> 00:38:23,740
And it found its way back to you.
737
00:38:23,810 --> 00:38:25,916
We had to confirm you could
wield the power of the ring.
738
00:38:25,940 --> 00:38:28,050
You're only half-angel.
There's no precedent.
739
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:30,750
Well, I... I think I
proved myself today.
740
00:38:30,820 --> 00:38:33,890
Yeah. Oh, and the other
day, with my face.
741
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:35,739
Um, can you do other body parts?
742
00:38:35,740 --> 00:38:37,339
Because I have a date tonight,
743
00:38:37,340 --> 00:38:39,680
and I went really hard on the
gelato while I was away.
744
00:38:39,740 --> 00:38:41,520
Waverly absolutely proved herself.
745
00:38:41,540 --> 00:38:42,980
Which means there's hope for us all.
746
00:38:43,030 --> 00:38:44,230
Oh!
747
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:47,739
"We guarded the entrance to keep him in,
748
00:38:47,740 --> 00:38:49,199
to keep everything in.
749
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:51,440
But we failed, Julian and I."
750
00:38:51,510 --> 00:38:53,440
Julian as in Waverly's father.
751
00:38:53,510 --> 00:38:55,080
Yeah.
752
00:38:56,280 --> 00:39:00,210
"It has been a lifetime since we had
the chance to right this wrong.
753
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:03,350
And it will be another lifetime
until we can strike again.
754
00:39:03,420 --> 00:39:06,890
On this night, and this night
only, we must stop him."
755
00:39:07,620 --> 00:39:09,260
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
756
00:39:09,620 --> 00:39:11,520
- I recognize this.
- What?
757
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:14,490
This is the Blood Eclipse.
The pledge moon.
758
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:17,000
Visible once every 120 years or so.
759
00:39:17,100 --> 00:39:19,500
- How do you know that?
- I minored in astronomy.
760
00:39:19,570 --> 00:39:21,499
With a Major in jazz history?
761
00:39:21,500 --> 00:39:23,500
Are you too employable?
762
00:39:24,670 --> 00:39:26,470
Wait a minute. Wait.
763
00:39:27,580 --> 00:39:31,040
There's one happening soon.
Like... tomorrow soon.
764
00:39:31,450 --> 00:39:33,710
Then we better get ready.
765
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:37,020
So what do I do to stop Bulshar?
766
00:39:37,090 --> 00:39:39,720
You take your rightful place
on your father's throne.
767
00:39:40,890 --> 00:39:43,020
- Then what happens?
- The Garden gets sealed.
768
00:39:43,090 --> 00:39:44,859
No, what happens to my sister?
769
00:39:44,860 --> 00:39:46,380
She saves the world.
770
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:49,230
Just cut the shit!
771
00:39:51,270 --> 00:39:53,030
What's it gonna cost us?
772
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:58,710
Her life. She'll turn to stone.
773
00:40:02,910 --> 00:40:06,180
No, she won't. 'Cause
that is not gonna happen.
774
00:40:06,250 --> 00:40:07,920
But Waverly is the only thing standing
775
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:10,720
between humanity and total annihilation.
776
00:40:11,290 --> 00:40:13,879
In the grand scheme of things, isn't...
777
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:16,320
one life kind of...
778
00:40:17,690 --> 00:40:19,290
Well, it's still mine.
779
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:23,560
There's no goddamn way
I am sacrificing her.
780
00:40:23,630 --> 00:40:26,180
Well, it's not really up
to you anymore, is it?
781
00:40:29,940 --> 00:40:32,570
I don't... I don't think I can do this.
782
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:36,440
Wow.
783
00:40:36,510 --> 00:40:40,880
You selfish, shortsighted,
weak-willed millennials.
784
00:40:40,950 --> 00:40:42,750
You're gonna kill us all.
785
00:40:42,980 --> 00:40:46,120
I expected more from you.
And so would your father.
786
00:40:55,070 --> 00:40:58,360
Alright, Maeve... you got your body.
787
00:40:58,420 --> 00:41:00,360
Now wake up!
788
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:03,440
Nicole, hey, you can...
you can stand down.
789
00:41:03,510 --> 00:41:05,210
She's not in there.
790
00:41:05,950 --> 00:41:07,710
Why not?
791
00:41:07,780 --> 00:41:10,020
I... I don't know.
792
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:12,120
But the fire witch is gone.
793
00:41:12,950 --> 00:41:14,690
And so is Charlie.
794
00:41:16,460 --> 00:41:18,959
What are we gonna tell Wynonna?
795
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:20,960
What happened to Doc?
796
00:41:22,100 --> 00:41:24,180
I wish I knew.
797
00:41:25,500 --> 00:41:28,200
- If it's the only way to stop Bulshar...
- It won't be.
798
00:41:28,300 --> 00:41:30,659
- If it was you that could save us...
- I will.
799
00:41:30,660 --> 00:41:32,700
... you'd sacrifice
yourself in a heartbeat!
800
00:41:32,720 --> 00:41:34,679
In a heartbeat to save the world.
801
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:36,300
- To save me.
- Yeah.
802
00:41:36,720 --> 00:41:40,260
But this... this time, this one time...
803
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:43,060
... I'm gonna be selfish as hell.
804
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:47,420
I've been through some shit, baby girl.
805
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:51,090
Some shit that brought me so low,
806
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:53,530
I didn't think I'd ever
see the light again.
807
00:41:56,500 --> 00:41:58,930
You're the only thing
that keeps me going.
808
00:42:00,500 --> 00:42:02,630
You're the light, Waverly.
809
00:42:02,700 --> 00:42:04,680
So I know it can't be true,
810
00:42:04,700 --> 00:42:07,570
'cause even my destiny
can't be this cruel.
811
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:09,370
Come here.
812
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:25,560
You've said it before
and I'll say it again.
813
00:42:26,860 --> 00:42:29,060
Being an Earp sucks balls.
814
00:42:36,870 --> 00:42:39,770
Waverly, it's 9 p.m. in
the middle of winter.
815
00:42:40,540 --> 00:42:43,440
Why hasn't the sun set yet?
816
00:42:43,460 --> 00:42:44,680
Coming!
817
00:42:44,740 --> 00:42:46,909
Please look like your profile photo,
818
00:42:46,910 --> 00:42:49,210
please look like your profile photo.
819
00:42:53,390 --> 00:42:55,959
Ah, no-show. Not the face!!
820
00:42:55,960 --> 00:43:00,960
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