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Jess!
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- Where am I?
- She thinks she's in college.
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You ruined my life.
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I never want to see you again.
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I wish to speak
with your leader.
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You think that Steve
is the leader?
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Welcome... to The Hunt.
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Don't you get it?! There
can only be one survivor.
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- What happened?
- Chet killed Steve.
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- Holy shit.
- Game on, babies!
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Chet's in The Hunt now!
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Chet?
What are you doing?
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Don't you get it?
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There can only be one winner,
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so I'm gonna live,
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and I'm gonna collect
that sweet cash prize.
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What?
There is no cash prize!
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That you know of!
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Now, hold still,
'cause Daddy's only got
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one more of these
tiny, sharp spears,
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and I'm not that good...
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Aaaaaah!
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God bless.
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Yes!
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I'm freakin' Legolas!
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Ohhh!
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That's just the beginning,
babies.
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Things are about to get
a lot weirder.
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- Let's get out of here.
- Yeah.
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Somebody pull
this arrow out of me!
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Owen, give me your hand!
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Oh, I don't think
I'm really gonna...
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Aah!
Oh! Aah!
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Somebody pull it out of her now!
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All right!
Do it!
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I'll do it.
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I feel like it's already
starting to smell.
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Come on!
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- Oh, come on!
- Oh, my God. Are you kidding?
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Danny, pull it out.
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- Aah!
- I don't...
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I don't know how to do that!
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Just twist and pull!
You twist and pull!
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Okay! Okay!
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All right.
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Twist and...
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Ohh!
Oh!
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I broke it. Sorry, guys.
I broke it in half.
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Oh, my God.
Aah.
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Of course I have
to do it myself.
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Oh, my...
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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We need to come up with a plan.
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Okay, everybody quiet down.
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We need to come up with a plan.
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I saw a first-aid kit
in the weapons pile.
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I think we need to go get that
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and bring it back here,
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we'll patch Karen up...
I'm sorry.
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You want to risk our lives
to save Karen?
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Okay, she just tried
to murder us with an ax.
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Yeah, that's a good point.
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I'd kill me
while you have the chance.
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Smash my head in with a rock
or roll me off that cliff.
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No. No.
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If we're gonna survive,
then we're gonna need Karen...
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healthy and on our side.
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Yeah, that's fair.
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Even wounded, I'm an asset.
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If we want to survive,
you need to start
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listening to someone
other than yourself.
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Oh, you think I don't listen?
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Yeah, I think you don't listen.
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Okay.
What's your plan?
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My plan...
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We get...
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after it.
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"Get after it."
Nice.
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Okay, Danny, let's go get
this first-aid kit.
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Right behind you, buddy.
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And for the record,
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I agree we should get after it.
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Attention, competitors.
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It appears a surprise contestant
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has just made our first kill.
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Well done
to the long-haired psycho,
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and may the rest of you soon
join Steve.
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Now, Dec, uh,
wasn't "Awesome Blossom"
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your bet to win
the whole damn thing?
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Oh, yes, ha ha ha.
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Laugh it up,
"Blazing Saddles."
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I'll take the loss if it means
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an arrow death
from 50 yards out.
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Hmm.
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My God, man,
doesn't it make you feel alive?
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Hear, hear.
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Guys, I think
my bracelet stopped working.
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What?
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See, the red light turned off.
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It's... It's like
the power went out.
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The power.
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You should run.
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Get someplace
they can't find you.
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Uh, how about you focus less
on trying to control me
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and more
on not losing your hair?
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Listen, Jess,
I'm not like that anymore.
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I got a life lesson
from "Ballers'" Rob Corddry.
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He showed me that...
Who's Rod Cordy?
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One of your buddies
from the Civil War?
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Okay.
I was trying to apologize...
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Guys! What if we could turn
all the bracelets off?
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When Karen and I
were in the surveillance room,
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I saw that there was
a power station
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just across the river.
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It was surrounded
by all those shock pylons.
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But if you can't get shocked...
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Then I can get in
and power down the island.
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Hell yeah!
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I'm going with you.
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Oh, my God.
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You are so obsessed with me.
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I don't need your help.
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Yeah, you actually do
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because you weigh
like 80 pounds,
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and I'm not gonna let
a gust of wind
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just blow you away
and tank our only shot.
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If we could just focus for a
second, I'll explain how to...
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I can protect myself.
I was in color guard.
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Oh, I know.
You never shut up about it.
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That's why I made you quit
sophomore year.
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You what?!
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Wow.
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Listen.
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If by some miracle
you make it home,
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tell my husband, Anthony,
I fought till the very end.
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You know, I still can't believe
you have a family.
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How could
you never mention that?
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No one ever asked.
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So, what, if I just ask,
you'll tell me anything?
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Yeah. Sure.
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Fine.
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So, how'd you meet Anthony?
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You both made
at the same factory?
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It was one of those hot,
sticky Kansas summers.
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Anthony was a junior lifeguard
at the local YMCA.
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I was 34
and fresh out of the cult
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and didn't know how to swim.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's gone.
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It's all gone?
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Owen.
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Is that... Bruce?
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What is he doing here?
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Oh! Oh!
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You two shouldn't be here.
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Who did this to you, Bruce?
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His eyes were as black as night.
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A laugh forged in hell.
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Some call him "The Dark Prince."
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Others... Chitteewompwomp.
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But no matter the name,
make no mistake.
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He is evil incarnate.
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I'm sorry...
Who did this to you?
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I'm just not following
this at all.
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Chet.
Chet did this.
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Oh! Okay.
Okay.
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Anyway, he left me here
as a warning.
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A warning for who?
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For anyone who tried
to follow him.
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See, y'all don't understand...
He's not Chet anymore.
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He's a demon.
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Took all the supplies
and the other survivors
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out to a camp
deep in the jungle.
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He rules by fear.
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One word,
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and they shit their pants
clean off.
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Okay, so then he must have
that first-aid kit.
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We got to find that camp.
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That path will lead you to him.
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But be warned.
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You stroll into Hell,
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you better be prepared
to kill the Devil himself.
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And may god have mercy
on your souls.
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All right, well, thanks Bruce!
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Thanks, man.
Appreciate it.
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All right.
Good luck to you, boys.
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So, if we do find Chet,
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do you think you could,
you know, kill him?
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If it came to it yeah.
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Yeah, I think I could.
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Wouldn't be the first time
I've had to throw down.
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I've gotten
into some real scrapes
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over where I park my van.
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You've fought
over a parking spot?
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Oh, yeah.
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Before I started parking
at Frank's,
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things could get pretty nasty
under that bridge.
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Who's Frank?
Is he, like, a friend?
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No.
Frank's is a diner.
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Cut a deal with
the manager there
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after I found a rat
in my Caesar salad.
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Here's a little secret...
I put it there.
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Cool.
Yeah.
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So cool.
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Chet.
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What was that?
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Chet.
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Chet.
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Chet.
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It's everywhere!
Chet.
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Where are you?!
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Show yourself!
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Chet.
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- Look!
- Oh, shit.
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What the hell?
Hey!
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Danny, get him!
Get him, Danny!
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Aah! Aah! Aah!
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Keith?
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Oh.
Hey, Danny.
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Hey, Owen.
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What happened?
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Did Chet do this to you?
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Yeah.
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He had me cover myself up in mud
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and told me to scare anyone
who came through.
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Dart around the woods,
chanting his name.
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I think he just wanted
to create, like,
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a general creepy vibe.
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Yeah, he wanted you guys
to feel...
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What did he say... unsettled.
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Yeah.
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So, how was it?
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Was it unsettling?
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Kind of.
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Oh, good.
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Yeah, he said
if I didn't do a good job,
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he was gonna make me get a boner
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and then step on it
with his flip flops.
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What?
Jesus.
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I know.
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It has been a pretty weird day.
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Listen, Keith.
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We need you to take us to him.
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To Chet.
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Chet. Chet. Chet.
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Oh, you don't have to do that anymore.
You already...
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You did it already.
Yeah, we... we see you now.
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Hold up.
What?
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Let's just cross here.
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Uh, are your bifocals dusty?
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That current is way too strong.
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There's got to be a bridge or something.
Oh yeah, totally.
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Let me just ask the guy
who knows where to go.
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Hey, Pack.
Hey, man.
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Uh, is there a bridge around
here, huh, that I'm not seeing?
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Maybe some sort
of a ferry system
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or a jet-ski rental?
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No? Nothing?
Great.
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Yeah, we'll... then we'll
just cross here.
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Oh, God.
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What are you doing?!
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Uh, I'm swimming him across.
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I need full range of motion
if I'm gonna butterfly.
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God! If you're gonna go,
just go!
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All right.
265
00:10:33,110 --> 00:10:36,440
Time to add another Pack
to the six I already got.
266
00:10:40,990 --> 00:10:42,580
Here we go.
267
00:10:42,590 --> 00:10:45,920
Oh!
268
00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:47,120
Whoo!
269
00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:48,990
He is bigger than he looks!
270
00:10:51,330 --> 00:10:53,330
Oh, no!
271
00:10:53,330 --> 00:10:54,600
The big, bad rapids
272
00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:56,330
are taking me... Oh, shit!
273
00:10:56,330 --> 00:10:57,570
Oh, my G...
274
00:10:58,870 --> 00:10:59,930
Oh, God.
275
00:10:59,940 --> 00:11:00,870
Uh-oh.
276
00:11:02,610 --> 00:11:05,340
I guess the best part
of my job is...
277
00:11:05,340 --> 00:11:07,610
Wow.
This happened so fast.
278
00:11:07,610 --> 00:11:10,010
...you guys all kiss my ass.
279
00:11:10,010 --> 00:11:11,680
Did he build a throne?
280
00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:13,280
There's the first-aid kit.
281
00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:16,280
How do we get it
without being seen?
282
00:11:17,890 --> 00:11:19,550
I have an idea.
283
00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:21,620
You make you a dress
out of leaves...
284
00:11:21,630 --> 00:11:23,960
Something tasteful, but sexual.
285
00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:25,290
Maybe an open back?
286
00:11:25,300 --> 00:11:26,900
We disguise you
as a sultry lady,
287
00:11:26,900 --> 00:11:30,230
and you head in there
for some classic distraction...
288
00:11:30,230 --> 00:11:31,970
"Hello, boys!"
289
00:11:31,970 --> 00:11:32,840
What?
290
00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:34,100
Absolutely not.
291
00:11:34,100 --> 00:11:35,640
Yeah, you're right.
292
00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:37,370
We don't have time
to make that dress.
293
00:11:37,370 --> 00:11:38,840
Okay, what about this...
294
00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:42,110
We find two guards
that look exactly like us...
295
00:11:42,110 --> 00:11:44,910
...conk them,
and take their uniforms?
296
00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:46,520
And we sneak on in.
297
00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:49,120
Danny, what guards?
No one looks like us.
298
00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:51,120
Also, what uniforms?
299
00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:52,320
Okay, how about this one?
300
00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:53,920
We dig a tunnel, a big one...
301
00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:55,660
Dude, these are terrible ideas.
302
00:11:55,660 --> 00:11:57,260
Fine!
What's your plan?
303
00:11:57,260 --> 00:11:59,260
Let's just keep it simple.
Okay?
304
00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:01,460
Keith will walk in,
pick up the first-aid kit,
305
00:12:01,470 --> 00:12:03,130
walk right back out.
306
00:12:03,130 --> 00:12:05,670
If you do this for us,
we will protect you from Chet.
307
00:12:05,670 --> 00:12:08,040
And you'll be my best friends?
308
00:12:10,540 --> 00:12:11,740
I got him!
309
00:12:14,610 --> 00:12:15,740
Whoa!
What the shit?!
310
00:12:15,750 --> 00:12:16,950
Are you trying to kill me?!
311
00:12:16,950 --> 00:12:19,080
I'm not!
I'm saving you!
312
00:12:20,620 --> 00:12:22,550
- Come on!
- Help!
313
00:12:22,550 --> 00:12:24,620
Come on! Get it!
314
00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:26,290
Grab on!
315
00:12:26,290 --> 00:12:27,820
Hell yeah, Jess!
316
00:12:29,230 --> 00:12:31,090
- Now pull us up!
- What?!
317
00:12:31,100 --> 00:12:32,960
- Pull us up!
- I can't!
318
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:35,700
I'm hanging on with one arm!
There's two of you!
319
00:12:35,700 --> 00:12:37,770
Okay, then just pull me out!
320
00:12:37,770 --> 00:12:39,230
Here. I'm slipping!
321
00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:40,300
Hold on!
322
00:12:45,380 --> 00:12:46,580
Oh, God!
323
00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:56,250
That was... close.
324
00:12:57,520 --> 00:12:59,250
So close.
325
00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:07,860
I think I swallowed
a bunch of frogs!
326
00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:13,400
Guys, look!
327
00:13:16,070 --> 00:13:19,810
So the bus flipped over,
and you just crawled out?
328
00:13:19,810 --> 00:13:21,480
It was the only way.
329
00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:23,010
I had to get to the hospital
330
00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:25,280
before Anthony woke up
from surgery.
331
00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:26,420
Sir.
332
00:13:26,420 --> 00:13:27,750
What is it, Martha?
333
00:13:27,750 --> 00:13:31,020
Half-Pint, the Hot One,
and Todd...
334
00:13:31,020 --> 00:13:32,960
They're heading
for the generator.
335
00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:36,560
What if they tried
to shut the power down?
336
00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:38,360
Let them try.
337
00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:40,700
The moment they cross
the electro-perimeter,
338
00:13:40,700 --> 00:13:44,770
they'll be fried
like a poor man's oyster.
339
00:13:44,770 --> 00:13:46,370
Ooh, that sounds delicious.
340
00:13:46,370 --> 00:13:48,170
Martha, go fry up some oysters.
341
00:13:48,170 --> 00:13:49,440
Chop chop!
342
00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:51,570
Come on, Keith.
343
00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:53,510
Just get the first-aid kit,
bring it back.
344
00:13:53,510 --> 00:13:54,680
Here we go.
345
00:13:55,180 --> 00:13:56,180
What?
346
00:13:56,180 --> 00:13:57,180
Nothing. Nothing.
347
00:13:57,180 --> 00:13:58,650
Go.
Nothing. Go.
348
00:13:58,650 --> 00:14:00,780
He is really sweating.
349
00:14:00,790 --> 00:14:01,720
Yeah.
350
00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:03,990
I'm doing it.
351
00:14:03,990 --> 00:14:05,190
What does he keep doing that?
352
00:14:05,190 --> 00:14:06,190
Stop doing that!
353
00:14:06,190 --> 00:14:07,260
I'm doing it!
354
00:14:07,260 --> 00:14:08,520
We know! Go!
Shh! Shh!
355
00:14:08,530 --> 00:14:09,760
Jesus.
356
00:14:11,460 --> 00:14:12,590
Get the first-aid kit!
Yeah!
357
00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:14,630
Get it!
Oh, my God, dude.
358
00:14:15,930 --> 00:14:17,470
Oh, my God!
Stop looking at us!
359
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,600
Okay, here we go.
360
00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:27,010
Okay. You got it.
You got it.
361
00:14:27,010 --> 00:14:29,010
Good. Good. Go. You've been
a good steed for the day!
362
00:14:29,010 --> 00:14:30,550
Maybe when we get back to camp, I will...
Oh, shit. Dude.
363
00:14:30,550 --> 00:14:31,950
Oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit.
Shh! Shh, shh, shh!
364
00:14:31,950 --> 00:14:33,150
...oh, I don't know, brush you.
365
00:14:33,150 --> 00:14:34,620
Hey! It's Kevin.
366
00:14:36,490 --> 00:14:38,650
Be cool. Shh.
Shh.
367
00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:40,890
Oh, my God.
368
00:14:42,230 --> 00:14:44,090
Shh, shh!
369
00:14:44,090 --> 00:14:46,160
What is he doing?
370
00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:48,960
Are you messing with
my hospital stuff?
371
00:14:48,970 --> 00:14:50,630
Uh, friends.
Right there.
372
00:14:50,630 --> 00:14:53,300
Come on, Keith!
Really, Keith?!
373
00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:56,300
Well, well.
374
00:14:56,310 --> 00:14:57,940
Ain't this something.
375
00:15:09,790 --> 00:15:11,850
Pretty poetical, isn't it?
376
00:15:11,860 --> 00:15:13,720
Makes sense
this is how it would end.
377
00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:16,460
Literally none of this
makes sense.
378
00:15:16,460 --> 00:15:17,860
Oh, no?
379
00:15:17,860 --> 00:15:19,860
Maybe you should've done
your reading
380
00:15:19,860 --> 00:15:22,330
because it's written in our DNA.
381
00:15:22,330 --> 00:15:24,230
What happened to you, Chet?
382
00:15:25,740 --> 00:15:28,270
What happened to me?
383
00:15:28,270 --> 00:15:30,610
What happened to all of you?
384
00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:34,610
A thousand years ago,
we were wild animals.
385
00:15:34,610 --> 00:15:36,150
We ate what we killed,
386
00:15:36,150 --> 00:15:38,210
and we [bleep] where we pooped.
387
00:15:38,220 --> 00:15:40,480
But the weakest of us
couldn't handle it,
388
00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:43,690
so they built cities
and taught our young
389
00:15:43,690 --> 00:15:45,420
how to drink cow's milk.
390
00:15:45,420 --> 00:15:47,020
Before you knew it,
we were all driving
391
00:15:47,020 --> 00:15:48,960
our metal cows to our cow jobs,
392
00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:52,360
and we forgot how to nut
in the ocean!
393
00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:53,700
And you bet your tushies
394
00:15:53,700 --> 00:15:55,900
I'd still be clocking in
every day,
395
00:15:55,900 --> 00:15:57,500
9:00ish to 3:00,
396
00:15:57,500 --> 00:16:00,340
if Declan hadn't given me
a reason to wake up.
397
00:16:01,510 --> 00:16:04,370
Survival of the fittest, baby.
398
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:06,640
This is how
it was always meant to be.
399
00:16:10,650 --> 00:16:11,780
Why me?
400
00:16:11,780 --> 00:16:13,450
'Cause you.
401
00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:16,190
Build the fire up.
Burn these assholes.
402
00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:22,660
What's the plan?
403
00:16:22,660 --> 00:16:24,530
Florence was right.
404
00:16:24,530 --> 00:16:29,060
My stupid ego brought us here,
and now we're gonna die.
405
00:16:29,070 --> 00:16:30,870
I'm no different than Chet.
406
00:16:30,870 --> 00:16:34,270
This is Chet country, baby!
407
00:16:34,270 --> 00:16:36,070
Yarr!
408
00:16:36,070 --> 00:16:38,410
I'm no different than Chet.
409
00:16:39,940 --> 00:16:42,140
This is as far as we can go.
410
00:16:44,350 --> 00:16:48,150
Well, either I step
right through this...
411
00:16:48,150 --> 00:16:49,890
or I get shocked and die.
412
00:16:51,490 --> 00:16:53,560
Shock death! Shock death!
413
00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:56,360
Shock death!
Shock death! Shock death!
414
00:17:00,830 --> 00:17:02,160
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Wait. Wait.
415
00:17:02,170 --> 00:17:04,770
Boo! Boo! Boo! Pbht!
416
00:17:04,770 --> 00:17:09,840
Before...
whatever happens next,
417
00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:11,240
I just want to say...
418
00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:13,510
"I love you!"
419
00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:16,980
I just blurted it out.
420
00:17:16,980 --> 00:17:19,110
And I picked him up and I said,
421
00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:21,720
"Anthony, legs or no legs,"
422
00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:24,920
you're getting the [bleep]
back into that pool
423
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:28,520
"because love
will keep us afloat."
424
00:17:30,330 --> 00:17:32,190
God damn it!
425
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:35,400
That was the most beautiful
love story
426
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,670
I've ever heard
in my whole freakin' life.
427
00:17:39,070 --> 00:17:40,470
Yeah.
428
00:17:40,470 --> 00:17:44,210
Well, looks like this story's
about to come to an end.
429
00:17:44,210 --> 00:17:46,410
No.
430
00:17:46,410 --> 00:17:50,750
Those girls need their mother,
and Anthony needs his coach.
431
00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:54,220
How the hell else is he gonna
get to the Paralympics?
432
00:17:54,220 --> 00:17:56,220
Come on.
433
00:17:56,220 --> 00:17:58,350
We're gonna go get
that first-aid kit.
434
00:18:00,820 --> 00:18:04,160
All right, let's get lit!
435
00:18:05,700 --> 00:18:06,960
Wait! Wait.
436
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:09,030
If it's really
survival of the fittest,
437
00:18:09,030 --> 00:18:13,030
then I think that
the two leaders should fight.
438
00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:14,300
Man to man.
439
00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:17,040
But I've already won,
little Owen.
440
00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:18,770
Why would I let you fight me?
441
00:18:18,780 --> 00:18:21,240
Oh, no...
I'm not talking about you.
442
00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:24,250
I'm talking
about the real leader.
443
00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:25,980
Keith.
444
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:28,120
What?
No. I'm not the leader.
445
00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:29,990
You think he's in charge?!
446
00:18:29,990 --> 00:18:31,590
I rode a man here today!
447
00:18:31,590 --> 00:18:34,320
Keith, can you tell Chet
to calm down?
448
00:18:37,190 --> 00:18:39,330
You think you're gonna tell me
what to do now?
449
00:18:39,330 --> 00:18:41,330
- No, Chet.
- I'd never.
450
00:18:41,330 --> 00:18:42,530
I-I swear!
451
00:18:47,810 --> 00:18:49,070
Did he get me?
452
00:18:49,070 --> 00:18:51,540
Do you guys like me?
453
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:57,550
Okay.
454
00:18:57,550 --> 00:18:59,680
You want me?
455
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,150
You got me.
456
00:19:01,150 --> 00:19:04,350
Let's fight, little boy.
457
00:19:08,430 --> 00:19:10,490
Whatever happens next,
458
00:19:10,490 --> 00:19:12,890
I just wanted to say...
459
00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:14,500
you're not a total brat.
460
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:16,700
And if one day,
461
00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:18,500
I'm lucky enough to...
462
00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:28,640
Ugh. Oh, God.
No. God. Ew.
463
00:19:28,650 --> 00:19:30,110
Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!
464
00:19:30,110 --> 00:19:32,250
What?! Sorry. Sorry.
That was just...
465
00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:34,050
What?!
...so much tongue.
466
00:19:34,050 --> 00:19:35,720
It was like...
It was a lot, yeah.
467
00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:37,720
Like a friggin' eel in there.
Yeah.
468
00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:39,120
Oh, my God!
What is wrong with you?
469
00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:40,520
First, you're obsessed with me,
470
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:41,860
and now you reject me?
Screw you!
471
00:19:41,860 --> 00:19:42,990
No, no. No, no.
Jess, Jess, Jess, Jess.
472
00:19:42,990 --> 00:19:45,730
I'm not rejecting you.
It's just...
473
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:50,800
...that kiss
made me realize...
474
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:53,330
I don't want 19-year-old Jess.
475
00:19:53,340 --> 00:19:57,540
I want the amazing, grown-ass,
476
00:19:57,540 --> 00:20:03,610
right-amount-of-tongue-using
woman that she becomes.
477
00:20:03,610 --> 00:20:06,010
I want...
478
00:20:06,020 --> 00:20:07,350
My wife.
479
00:20:07,350 --> 00:20:08,680
Oh, my God.
480
00:20:12,020 --> 00:20:14,860
Gross, old Jess
is lucky to have you.
481
00:20:29,910 --> 00:20:31,440
Yeah!
482
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:33,040
- We did it!
- Whoo!
483
00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:34,710
Get it, girl!
484
00:20:34,710 --> 00:20:37,850
What?!
W-W-W-Why didn't she fry?
485
00:20:39,050 --> 00:20:41,380
Her bracelet is not responding.
486
00:20:41,380 --> 00:20:43,120
Oh, Jesus, woman.
487
00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:44,650
Get down there now.
She's...
488
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:48,120
Almost there.
Hang in there, Karen.
489
00:20:48,130 --> 00:20:49,390
I'm not gonna let you...
490
00:20:49,390 --> 00:20:50,790
Die!
491
00:20:50,790 --> 00:20:52,060
I'm gonna crack your skull open,
492
00:20:52,060 --> 00:20:53,860
and I'm gonna drink
your brain juice!
493
00:20:53,860 --> 00:20:55,800
You got this, Owen!
Just don't let him...
494
00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:57,100
[Bleep] me.
495
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:01,070
How do I turn this thing off?
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