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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,043 --> 00:00:02,519 Previously on This Is Us... 2 00:00:02,544 --> 00:00:04,370 - Toby! - What? What? 3 00:00:05,120 --> 00:00:06,581 I know how difficult this is. 4 00:00:06,807 --> 00:00:09,712 The good news is that you got pregnant, which means you can try again 5 00:00:09,737 --> 00:00:11,175 in as soon as in four weeks. 6 00:00:11,643 --> 00:00:13,261 Thank you for doing this wedding, Lady. 7 00:00:13,286 --> 00:00:15,042 Any family of yours is mine, right? 8 00:00:15,067 --> 00:00:17,222 - I liked your toast. - Thank you. 9 00:00:19,714 --> 00:00:21,511 Sorry it's the couch for tonight. 10 00:00:21,683 --> 00:00:22,918 Good night, Deja. 11 00:00:22,943 --> 00:00:24,206 Good night. 12 00:00:24,471 --> 00:00:25,940 I got to go. 13 00:00:26,238 --> 00:00:27,925 And I can't take her with me. 14 00:00:30,839 --> 00:00:34,661 You're not just my great love story, Rebecca. 15 00:00:34,695 --> 00:00:36,396 You were my big break. 16 00:00:36,605 --> 00:00:37,783 And our love story... 17 00:00:37,808 --> 00:00:39,284 I know it may not feel like it 18 00:00:39,309 --> 00:00:41,277 right now, but I promise you, 19 00:00:42,123 --> 00:00:43,558 it's just getting started. 20 00:01:12,151 --> 00:01:13,394 Yeah, Ma. 21 00:01:13,419 --> 00:01:16,182 I-I'll just rent a car at the airport tonight, drive to you. 22 00:01:16,276 --> 00:01:18,913 I make lasagna, ah? Your favorite. 23 00:01:18,948 --> 00:01:20,215 Right now I got nerves so bad, 24 00:01:20,249 --> 00:01:21,730 I-I can't even think about eating. 25 00:01:21,755 --> 00:01:24,050 Don't have nerves. You will be great. 26 00:01:24,075 --> 00:01:25,753 Dad and the boys excited about today? 27 00:01:25,788 --> 00:01:27,355 Your father, your brothers, everybody, 28 00:01:27,389 --> 00:01:29,724 so very excited about today. 29 00:01:30,519 --> 00:01:31,693 What about you, Ma? 30 00:01:31,727 --> 00:01:33,392 I just cook. You know this. 31 00:01:33,417 --> 00:01:35,130 Ma, I'm going out with Michael. 32 00:01:35,964 --> 00:01:37,331 Don't get pregnant, ah? 33 00:01:39,003 --> 00:01:41,034 - Tobe? - Mmm. 34 00:01:43,373 --> 00:01:45,097 Let's make a baby. 35 00:01:47,245 --> 00:01:48,877 I'm your huckleberry. 36 00:02:08,898 --> 00:02:10,261 So the pregnancy was a fluke. 37 00:02:10,487 --> 00:02:14,035 No, no. But it's good we're looking into this now. 38 00:02:14,511 --> 00:02:17,105 The tests show you have PCOS. 39 00:02:17,573 --> 00:02:18,973 It could be linked to your weight 40 00:02:19,008 --> 00:02:20,714 and causing fertility problems. 41 00:02:22,641 --> 00:02:24,714 I'd also like to have you checked, Toby. 42 00:02:50,907 --> 00:02:53,742 Deja... what is this? 43 00:02:54,136 --> 00:02:55,480 What did you do? 44 00:02:56,017 --> 00:02:57,484 I'm sorry. 45 00:03:04,286 --> 00:03:07,121 We've been working through a lot this summer since your mom left. 46 00:03:07,156 --> 00:03:09,457 Those feelings don't just go away overnight. 47 00:03:10,472 --> 00:03:12,493 Whew! Wearing out my running shoes 48 00:03:12,528 --> 00:03:13,964 keeping up with you, girl. 49 00:03:14,612 --> 00:03:15,863 Ms. Andrews, 50 00:03:15,898 --> 00:03:19,000 do you understand that you are voluntarily giving up 51 00:03:19,034 --> 00:03:20,894 all of your rights as a parent 52 00:03:20,980 --> 00:03:23,706 - and that this decision is permanent? - Yes. 53 00:03:23,731 --> 00:03:26,292 And the father was given notice of today's hearing. 54 00:03:26,901 --> 00:03:28,425 No objection there. 55 00:03:28,815 --> 00:03:30,378 He's not gonna object. 56 00:03:30,591 --> 00:03:32,690 He made it clear he wants no part. 57 00:03:43,190 --> 00:03:45,159 So I say to her, "Babe, I can't tonight. 58 00:03:45,194 --> 00:03:48,162 You know my rule: no hanky-panky before work." 59 00:03:51,316 --> 00:03:52,792 Oh, God, I can't. 60 00:03:53,934 --> 00:03:55,214 Beth would kill me. 61 00:03:58,870 --> 00:04:01,142 Beth doesn't need to know everything. 62 00:04:07,683 --> 00:04:10,551 - Oh. - It's good! 63 00:04:10,586 --> 00:04:12,687 The crowd goes crazy! 64 00:04:19,558 --> 00:04:22,120 - What's up? - Nothing. 65 00:05:01,896 --> 00:05:04,072 The pro football playoffs began today, 66 00:05:04,106 --> 00:05:06,007 and the American Football Conference Pittsburgh 67 00:05:06,041 --> 00:05:08,676 defeated Oakland by the score of 13 to seven. 68 00:05:08,711 --> 00:05:10,945 The game ended in very remarkable fashion... 69 00:05:11,193 --> 00:05:12,947 I've never seen a game end like that. 70 00:05:12,981 --> 00:05:15,045 Crazy. Just crazy. 71 00:05:18,498 --> 00:05:19,826 I love this song. 72 00:05:21,310 --> 00:05:25,159 ♪ I'm bein' followed by a moonshadow ♪ 73 00:05:25,350 --> 00:05:28,396 ♪ Moonshadow, moonshadow ♪ 74 00:05:29,164 --> 00:05:33,234 ♪ Leapin' and hoppin' on a moonshadow ♪ 75 00:05:33,268 --> 00:05:35,770 ♪ Moonshadow, moonshadow ♪ 76 00:05:35,804 --> 00:05:37,672 Hey, look at this guy. 77 00:05:37,990 --> 00:05:39,615 He's done for. 78 00:05:41,178 --> 00:05:45,012 ♪ Lose my plow and lose my land ♪ 79 00:05:45,047 --> 00:05:48,560 ♪ Oh, if I ever lose my hands ♪ 80 00:05:53,404 --> 00:05:58,084 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com* 81 00:06:01,987 --> 00:06:03,837 My mother says that at a certain point 82 00:06:04,260 --> 00:06:06,394 I have to get realistic about my life. 83 00:06:06,429 --> 00:06:09,731 But I just... I don't know if I agree with that. 84 00:06:09,765 --> 00:06:11,814 You know what I mean? Because I'm a singer. 85 00:06:12,033 --> 00:06:14,392 Wow, I said that out loud, that I'm a singer. 86 00:06:14,478 --> 00:06:16,166 I'm a singer. 87 00:06:16,627 --> 00:06:18,607 I have been sending my demo off, 88 00:06:18,641 --> 00:06:20,689 and I have this dream of signing with 89 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:22,234 Reprise Records out in Los Angeles. 90 00:06:22,259 --> 00:06:23,445 They're the ones who put out 91 00:06:23,479 --> 00:06:25,220 - the last Joni Mitchell album, Blue. - Oh... 92 00:06:25,245 --> 00:06:27,516 I'm sorry, I feel like I'm talking too much. 93 00:06:27,541 --> 00:06:28,673 Am I talking too much? 94 00:06:28,698 --> 00:06:30,298 'Cause I feel like I'm talking too much. 95 00:06:31,176 --> 00:06:33,111 Please tell me something about you. 96 00:06:35,041 --> 00:06:39,794 Uh... well... my name's Jack. 97 00:06:43,027 --> 00:06:46,262 Okay, that's a good place to start, Jack. 98 00:06:47,587 --> 00:06:48,822 Do you... 99 00:06:49,384 --> 00:06:51,306 Do you maybe want to get out of here? 100 00:06:53,595 --> 00:06:55,117 I don't mean that the way that it sounded. 101 00:06:55,142 --> 00:06:56,431 - I just... - Yeah. 102 00:06:56,462 --> 00:06:58,313 - The food here is terrible. - No, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, 103 00:06:58,347 --> 00:07:00,576 - let's get out of here. - Okay, great. 104 00:07:00,601 --> 00:07:02,135 I'm gonna go get my jacket. 105 00:07:02,314 --> 00:07:03,752 All right. 106 00:07:03,887 --> 00:07:05,221 - I'll meet you outside. - Okay. 107 00:07:15,158 --> 00:07:17,192 Jesus, what the hell happened, man? 108 00:07:17,994 --> 00:07:19,127 I met the girl. 109 00:07:19,728 --> 00:07:21,029 You met a girl while... 110 00:07:21,064 --> 00:07:23,298 No, no, no, no. The girl. 111 00:07:23,333 --> 00:07:25,567 Hey, h-how much money you got? 112 00:07:25,602 --> 00:07:27,931 None. Which is why we're here in the first place. 113 00:07:27,956 --> 00:07:29,122 Hurry up. How much money you got on you? 114 00:07:29,147 --> 00:07:31,478 All right, I got... 115 00:07:34,064 --> 00:07:35,236 I got four bucks. 116 00:07:35,261 --> 00:07:37,533 Four bucks? Okay. I-I got five. 117 00:07:37,981 --> 00:07:41,650 Nine bucks to show my dream girl the night of her life. 118 00:07:42,283 --> 00:07:44,048 Okay, I'll call you tomorrow. 119 00:07:44,254 --> 00:07:45,369 - Hi. - Hey. 120 00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:47,699 - Are you ready? - Yeah. 121 00:08:30,986 --> 00:08:32,668 I didn't get him anything. 122 00:08:33,189 --> 00:08:35,537 Please. You're a kid. 123 00:08:35,572 --> 00:08:38,494 Just paint some macaroni, throw it on a piece of string, 124 00:08:38,519 --> 00:08:39,978 and call it a day. 125 00:08:41,536 --> 00:08:44,283 - Mm-mm. - Aw, damn. 126 00:08:44,361 --> 00:08:46,648 I wanted to surprise you with breakfast in bed. 127 00:08:46,683 --> 00:08:48,517 Happy birthday, baby. Mmm. 128 00:08:48,551 --> 00:08:49,718 - Thank you. - Mmm. 129 00:08:49,752 --> 00:08:52,187 I just finished working out. Sorry, I stink. 130 00:08:52,221 --> 00:08:53,889 - I love your stink. - Mm-hmm. 131 00:08:53,923 --> 00:08:55,591 Oh... oh... 132 00:08:55,625 --> 00:08:56,947 - Damn. - Hey, I warned you. 133 00:08:56,972 --> 00:08:58,017 Oh, you did. 134 00:08:58,595 --> 00:09:01,296 Yo, it's a good thing Zoe's staying here 135 00:09:01,331 --> 00:09:03,165 while she's making her documentary. 136 00:09:03,199 --> 00:09:05,300 Otherwise, Deja might never smile again. 137 00:09:05,335 --> 00:09:07,345 You really want to have the talk with her today? 138 00:09:07,370 --> 00:09:08,673 Can't keep avoiding it. 139 00:09:08,908 --> 00:09:10,634 Plus, I got a plan. 140 00:09:10,877 --> 00:09:12,509 I can connect with her on this. 141 00:09:12,556 --> 00:09:14,977 Oh, hon, uh, don't shoot, I'm just the messenger, 142 00:09:15,011 --> 00:09:16,378 but Kevin has requested 143 00:09:16,412 --> 00:09:18,166 a gluten-free birthday cake tonight. 144 00:09:18,366 --> 00:09:19,767 Kevin's coming tonight? 145 00:09:21,603 --> 00:09:24,447 It's cool. It's cool. 146 00:09:28,313 --> 00:09:29,658 Now I'm sure of it. 147 00:09:30,158 --> 00:09:32,260 Your brother and my cousin are knockin' boots. 148 00:09:33,103 --> 00:09:34,152 What you talking about, Beth? 149 00:09:34,177 --> 00:09:35,644 It's an expression from the '90s. 150 00:09:35,669 --> 00:09:36,841 It means that they are having sex. 151 00:09:36,866 --> 00:09:38,462 I'm familiar with the expression, woman. 152 00:09:38,487 --> 00:09:40,345 I'm just asking why are you so positive? 153 00:09:40,370 --> 00:09:41,837 - Because I know. - But you don't. 154 00:09:41,871 --> 00:09:43,505 - You need to talk to him. - And say what? 155 00:09:43,548 --> 00:09:44,939 Tell him to "get the hell off of Beth's cousin 156 00:09:44,964 --> 00:09:46,227 before I kill you in the face." 157 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:47,709 I will say no such thing, 158 00:09:47,744 --> 00:09:49,945 especially when we have no evidence to prove it. 159 00:09:49,979 --> 00:09:52,384 And I need you to swear that you won't say anything tonight. 160 00:09:52,409 --> 00:09:54,572 Hey-hey-hey, it is my birthday. 161 00:09:54,793 --> 00:09:57,369 And I need you to swear to it on Oprah. 162 00:09:59,002 --> 00:10:00,939 - I'm not doing that. - Beth. 163 00:10:02,825 --> 00:10:06,064 Fine. I will swear on Oprah. 164 00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:08,970 Thank you. 165 00:10:09,343 --> 00:10:12,103 Hey, Deja, come on, let's take a ride. 166 00:10:20,891 --> 00:10:22,955 Even Gayle let Oprah down sometimes. 167 00:10:23,314 --> 00:10:25,180 Heard it was your birthday. What are you turning? 168 00:10:25,214 --> 00:10:27,134 Oh, yeah, I'm turning 30-none-of-your-business. 169 00:10:27,159 --> 00:10:28,837 That's how old I'm turning. Thank you. 170 00:10:28,869 --> 00:10:30,509 Few of my colleagues screened the movie last night. 171 00:10:30,534 --> 00:10:31,820 They were raving about it. 172 00:10:31,854 --> 00:10:32,978 - Yeah? - Yeah. 173 00:10:33,003 --> 00:10:34,956 Oh, man, I hope so. I haven't seen it yet. 174 00:10:34,991 --> 00:10:37,398 You know, truth be told, I'm, uh, scared to see it. 175 00:10:37,423 --> 00:10:38,867 I'm just gonna wait till the premiere next week. 176 00:10:38,892 --> 00:10:41,229 I'm gonna watch it then and just rip the Band-Aid off. 177 00:10:42,565 --> 00:10:44,142 - Do you mind if I...? - Sure. Go ahead. 178 00:10:44,174 --> 00:10:45,798 - Is that okay? I'll be right back. Okay. - Yeah. 179 00:10:47,260 --> 00:10:50,370 Hey. So, what am I, just an afternoon booty call to you? 180 00:10:50,395 --> 00:10:51,439 Because that would be amazing. 181 00:10:51,464 --> 00:10:53,098 You can't come to your birthday party tonight. 182 00:10:53,123 --> 00:10:54,447 Oh, um... 183 00:10:54,631 --> 00:10:57,236 If she sees us together, Beth is gonna figure it out. 184 00:10:57,261 --> 00:10:58,995 She's already been sniffing things out. 185 00:10:59,143 --> 00:11:01,278 She is like a secret bloodhound. 186 00:11:01,312 --> 00:11:03,046 Meaning she sniffs out secrets like a bloodhound, 187 00:11:03,081 --> 00:11:04,689 or she's actually secretly a bloodhound? 188 00:11:04,714 --> 00:11:06,116 - You have to cancel. - I'm not canceling. 189 00:11:06,150 --> 00:11:07,517 This is my birthday party, okay? 190 00:11:07,552 --> 00:11:08,978 I'm not canceling... you cancel. 191 00:11:09,791 --> 00:11:12,823 Okay. No touching, 192 00:11:12,857 --> 00:11:15,377 no flirting, and, um, don't do that thing 193 00:11:15,402 --> 00:11:16,893 where you half smile, 'cause automatically, 194 00:11:16,928 --> 00:11:18,439 it makes me full smile, and she'll see. 195 00:11:18,464 --> 00:11:20,627 Fine. But you know what? You can't dress all crazy, okay? 196 00:11:20,652 --> 00:11:23,200 Because for some reason, the more you dress like Mia Farrow, 197 00:11:23,234 --> 00:11:24,468 the hotter I get. 198 00:11:24,681 --> 00:11:26,642 - Fine. - Fine. 199 00:11:27,572 --> 00:11:28,609 Oh, and you know what? 200 00:11:28,634 --> 00:11:29,906 Don't talk about your weird documentary. 201 00:11:29,941 --> 00:11:31,853 Okay? Because it makes you sound really smart, 202 00:11:31,907 --> 00:11:34,175 and when you sound really smart, I half smile, 203 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:36,462 and when I half smile, it makes you full smile. 204 00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:38,814 You hung up on "fine," didn't you? 205 00:11:40,088 --> 00:11:42,689 Yeah, you did. Hung up on "fine." 206 00:11:43,815 --> 00:11:45,002 Fine. 207 00:11:48,087 --> 00:11:50,436 "In vitro fertilization..." 208 00:11:50,461 --> 00:11:52,262 Stop with the notebook. 209 00:11:52,287 --> 00:11:54,798 I am writing down key words so I can remember stuff. 210 00:11:59,767 --> 00:12:02,773 As you can see, I have polycystic ovary syndrome. 211 00:12:02,970 --> 00:12:04,207 - And Toby... - Yeah. 212 00:12:04,242 --> 00:12:07,210 I-I have sperm, just not a lot of them. 213 00:12:07,245 --> 00:12:10,213 You know, and none of them are breaking 40-yard dash records 214 00:12:10,248 --> 00:12:12,415 at the NFL Combine, if you know what I'm saying. 215 00:12:12,450 --> 00:12:14,050 You've been on the antidepressant how long? 216 00:12:14,085 --> 00:12:15,252 Uh, six years. 217 00:12:16,173 --> 00:12:17,187 Well, it's possible 218 00:12:17,221 --> 00:12:18,791 they're causing the decreased sperm count. 219 00:12:18,816 --> 00:12:21,258 Uh, it's also possible that they're preventing me 220 00:12:21,292 --> 00:12:22,893 from crying all the time, so... 221 00:12:26,369 --> 00:12:29,533 Look, Doc, this is why we're here, okay? To start IVF. 222 00:12:29,567 --> 00:12:32,736 You are the best and Kate is the best 223 00:12:33,416 --> 00:12:34,900 and I am the best. 224 00:12:35,309 --> 00:12:36,704 So... 225 00:12:38,439 --> 00:12:41,158 Um, it's my 38th birthday, 226 00:12:41,283 --> 00:12:45,064 and sometimes, I swear, I can hear the clock just ticking. 227 00:12:45,939 --> 00:12:48,285 Uh, but when we got this appointment with you, 228 00:12:48,319 --> 00:12:50,620 on my birthday no less, 229 00:12:50,655 --> 00:12:53,990 I feel like the universe just intervened. 230 00:12:55,978 --> 00:12:57,828 I know this isn't what you want to hear, 231 00:12:58,298 --> 00:13:02,384 but I'm not going to be able to take you on as a patient. 232 00:13:03,467 --> 00:13:06,203 Wh-What? Why? 233 00:13:06,712 --> 00:13:10,440 At your weight, the chances of a successful pregnancy are very slim, 234 00:13:10,474 --> 00:13:12,309 even if you go through in vitro. 235 00:13:12,343 --> 00:13:16,291 Yeah, we know. And we don't care, and we, we want to try. 236 00:13:17,025 --> 00:13:18,448 And I admire that. 237 00:13:18,939 --> 00:13:22,085 But egg retrieval is invasive. 238 00:13:22,392 --> 00:13:25,188 At your BMI, going under anesthesia 239 00:13:25,223 --> 00:13:27,797 for an elective procedure is not advisable. 240 00:13:27,822 --> 00:13:29,259 Yeah, we know all the risks. 241 00:13:29,293 --> 00:13:31,828 We've talked about it for hours on end. 242 00:13:32,681 --> 00:13:36,392 All right? But we, we want to take our chances. 243 00:13:37,212 --> 00:13:39,269 It's not just up to me, unfortunately. 244 00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:42,973 I have partners at my practice, there are liability issues. 245 00:13:43,587 --> 00:13:45,892 I'm not gonna be able to help you here, Kate. 246 00:13:46,775 --> 00:13:48,645 And I fear you'll be hard-pressed 247 00:13:48,679 --> 00:13:50,283 to find anyone who will. 248 00:13:59,236 --> 00:14:00,541 Okay. Got it. 249 00:14:01,483 --> 00:14:04,291 Thank you for explaining that to us. 250 00:14:05,994 --> 00:14:09,799 Um, my friend is throwing me a birthday brunch, so... 251 00:14:10,107 --> 00:14:11,767 I know it's difficult. 252 00:14:14,755 --> 00:14:16,048 Yeah. 253 00:14:18,639 --> 00:14:19,970 Is that it? 254 00:14:22,712 --> 00:14:24,981 Okay, uh, it was really nice to meet you. 255 00:14:25,016 --> 00:14:26,462 Excuse me. 256 00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:37,793 I would not have taken you for a carnival type of guy. 257 00:14:37,832 --> 00:14:39,332 Oh, yeah. Love a good carnival. 258 00:14:39,367 --> 00:14:41,701 Two tickets? That'll be, uh, five bucks. 259 00:14:41,934 --> 00:14:43,434 No, no, no. I, I got it. 260 00:14:43,459 --> 00:14:44,691 - Really? - Yeah. 261 00:14:45,206 --> 00:14:46,640 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 262 00:14:46,674 --> 00:14:48,527 - You see the game? - Crazy. 263 00:14:48,552 --> 00:14:50,353 - Crazy. - Did-did you see the game? 264 00:14:50,854 --> 00:14:52,088 What game? 265 00:14:53,145 --> 00:14:55,293 New to America. Yeah. 266 00:15:00,187 --> 00:15:01,488 They have candy apples? 267 00:15:01,738 --> 00:15:03,289 - I love candy apples. - Oh. 268 00:15:03,574 --> 00:15:04,738 When I was a little girl, 269 00:15:04,763 --> 00:15:06,764 - I lost a baby tooth in a candy apple... - Uh-huh? 270 00:15:06,789 --> 00:15:08,537 and I put the whole thing underneath my pillow 271 00:15:08,562 --> 00:15:11,031 for the tooth fairy. My mother was furious, 272 00:15:11,065 --> 00:15:13,633 because, of course, I ruined a set of pillowcases. 273 00:15:13,668 --> 00:15:16,169 Well, how-how about we, uh, how about we get you one 274 00:15:16,203 --> 00:15:18,038 for old times' sake? 275 00:15:18,532 --> 00:15:19,732 Yeah. 276 00:15:20,066 --> 00:15:21,145 - Okay. - Sure. 277 00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:23,098 Oh, and a hot chocolate. 278 00:15:24,351 --> 00:15:25,887 - Sure. - Thank you. 279 00:15:28,090 --> 00:15:31,685 Um, one hot chocolate and one candy apple? 280 00:15:31,719 --> 00:15:32,980 That'll be two dollars. 281 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,676 - See the game? - Insane. 282 00:15:38,193 --> 00:15:39,254 Thank you. 283 00:15:40,571 --> 00:15:41,705 You didn't want anything? 284 00:15:41,730 --> 00:15:43,297 - No, I'm okay. - Oh. 285 00:15:43,404 --> 00:15:44,704 - Yeah. - Thanks. 286 00:15:45,848 --> 00:15:46,921 Mmm. 287 00:15:49,436 --> 00:15:50,670 What? 288 00:15:50,891 --> 00:15:53,311 You, uh, you got something 289 00:15:53,336 --> 00:15:54,550 - on your, on your... - What? 290 00:15:54,575 --> 00:15:56,225 - It's a piece of candy. - Can you get it? 291 00:15:56,250 --> 00:15:58,007 - May I? Yeah... - Yeah. 292 00:16:00,694 --> 00:16:01,715 Thank you. 293 00:16:01,749 --> 00:16:02,849 Uh-huh. 294 00:16:10,686 --> 00:16:12,952 Hello, hello. Cool uncle in the house. 295 00:16:13,319 --> 00:16:15,818 - Kevin. Hey! How are you? - Good. 296 00:16:15,843 --> 00:16:17,302 - It's been a while, huh? - Yeah. 297 00:16:17,327 --> 00:16:19,065 - Since the wedding. - What-what are we doing? 298 00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:21,553 You swore on Oprah, you swore on Oprah, you swore on Oprah. 299 00:16:21,578 --> 00:16:23,603 I've been hanging out here a lot, seeing the girls. 300 00:16:23,637 --> 00:16:25,605 - Okay. - Cutting my documentary in the city. 301 00:16:25,639 --> 00:16:27,436 Oh, hey, Beth. 302 00:16:27,569 --> 00:16:30,225 We just ran into each other out here. 303 00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:31,546 Cool, cool. 304 00:16:34,983 --> 00:16:36,549 You two are knocking boots. 305 00:16:37,310 --> 00:16:38,593 - Oh. - Uh... 306 00:16:40,755 --> 00:16:42,710 You know, we don't have to go to this thing. 307 00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:44,958 We can just call and tell 'em you're not feeling well. 308 00:16:44,992 --> 00:16:46,733 Tobe, I can't bail on my own party. 309 00:16:47,749 --> 00:16:49,763 Honestly. And I'm fine. 310 00:16:50,624 --> 00:16:52,905 It's not the first time I caught a bad break. 311 00:16:57,260 --> 00:16:59,061 Hey. Hi. 312 00:16:59,296 --> 00:17:00,718 Hi! 313 00:17:17,097 --> 00:17:19,702 Okay. We're here. 314 00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:33,254 So... 315 00:17:33,279 --> 00:17:35,848 this is the apartment building Beth and I bought last year. 316 00:17:36,981 --> 00:17:39,418 It's where I found my biological father. 317 00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:43,731 Knocked on the door of that building two years ago. 318 00:17:44,629 --> 00:17:46,145 Two years ago to the day. 319 00:17:46,635 --> 00:17:47,989 Came in hot, too. 320 00:17:48,231 --> 00:17:50,390 Banging on that mug like a Real Housewife, 321 00:17:50,424 --> 00:17:52,629 ready to throw down, you know what I'm saying? 322 00:17:53,934 --> 00:17:56,247 You see, my father... my biological father... 323 00:17:57,266 --> 00:17:59,465 was standing on the other side of that door. 324 00:18:01,756 --> 00:18:03,747 Wound up getting less than a year with him. 325 00:18:05,278 --> 00:18:08,262 I found him, then I lost him all over again. 326 00:18:09,731 --> 00:18:10,977 Then I bought his building. 327 00:18:11,754 --> 00:18:14,113 Guess you don't have to drop a hundo an hour on a therapist 328 00:18:14,148 --> 00:18:15,715 to crack that case, huh? 329 00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:25,325 It has defined my life, being adopted. 330 00:18:26,512 --> 00:18:28,728 It's defined my life, even when I didn't realize 331 00:18:28,762 --> 00:18:29,926 it was defining it. 332 00:18:30,397 --> 00:18:34,020 And I think the part of that, at least for me, 333 00:18:35,169 --> 00:18:37,971 is that this big giant thing happened to me, 334 00:18:38,005 --> 00:18:39,723 and I didn't have any say in it. 335 00:18:41,348 --> 00:18:43,309 And I don't want that to be the case for you. 336 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:51,606 Deja, we'd like to formally adopt you. 337 00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:56,422 They're saying we can't foster you forever, 338 00:18:56,457 --> 00:18:58,864 that we got to sign some papers and start a process. 339 00:18:59,864 --> 00:19:02,254 And as much as we would love that, 340 00:19:02,982 --> 00:19:05,383 we don't want it to happen unless it's your choice. 341 00:19:08,286 --> 00:19:09,989 You want me to say something, I know. 342 00:19:10,014 --> 00:19:11,926 No, I'm okay with whatever you decide, 343 00:19:12,090 --> 00:19:13,907 just as long as it's your choice. 344 00:19:13,941 --> 00:19:15,309 My choice. 345 00:19:17,921 --> 00:19:21,676 Look, you're a very nice person 346 00:19:22,249 --> 00:19:25,051 and you have a very nice family, 347 00:19:25,108 --> 00:19:29,645 and I'm real grateful for... what you've done for me, 348 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:34,394 but when you try and pretend like we're the same... 349 00:19:34,428 --> 00:19:36,161 - I'm not trying to pretend... - You're not? 350 00:19:36,825 --> 00:19:38,965 'Cause I feel like we just drove an hour 351 00:19:38,999 --> 00:19:41,536 just so you could show me how the same we are. 352 00:19:44,004 --> 00:19:47,020 You had one family your whole life. 353 00:19:48,168 --> 00:19:50,567 Two dads who loved you. 354 00:19:51,684 --> 00:19:54,309 I had one dad who never wanted me. 355 00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:57,536 One mom who left me. 356 00:19:58,452 --> 00:20:01,137 So don't tell me we're the same, Randall. 357 00:20:02,676 --> 00:20:05,731 Don't tell me that I have a choice in anything. 358 00:20:10,604 --> 00:20:12,575 I'd like to leave now if that's okay. 359 00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:21,976 I'm sorry to keep rambling. 360 00:20:22,078 --> 00:20:23,999 Will you please tell me something about you? 361 00:20:24,109 --> 00:20:26,701 Like, I don't even know what do you do. 362 00:20:27,250 --> 00:20:29,451 I'm kind of in between jobs right now. 363 00:20:29,476 --> 00:20:30,609 - Mm-hmm. - I just... 364 00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:32,677 I just... I got, I got back from Vietnam 365 00:20:32,702 --> 00:20:33,878 - not too long ago. - Really? 366 00:20:33,913 --> 00:20:35,456 - Yeah. - Wow. 367 00:20:35,481 --> 00:20:36,548 Yeah. 368 00:20:37,015 --> 00:20:39,117 Oh, God, was it just awful? 369 00:20:41,070 --> 00:20:42,193 I mean, of course it was. 370 00:20:42,218 --> 00:20:43,457 I'm so sorry that I asked. 371 00:20:43,482 --> 00:20:45,085 No, no. No, no, no. 372 00:20:51,202 --> 00:20:52,797 I was just a mechanic. 373 00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:55,804 - Huh. - Yeah. 374 00:20:56,736 --> 00:20:59,398 Do you have any siblings? 375 00:21:01,242 --> 00:21:02,671 I had a brother. 376 00:21:04,015 --> 00:21:05,944 He died in the war. 377 00:21:05,978 --> 00:21:07,946 - Oh, wow. - Yeah. 378 00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:09,904 God, I'm so sorry. 379 00:21:09,929 --> 00:21:11,383 I had no idea. 380 00:21:11,417 --> 00:21:12,937 Of course you didn't. 381 00:21:18,372 --> 00:21:20,413 - I'm sorry. - No, it's... 382 00:21:24,820 --> 00:21:26,498 You know what? Can we try something? 383 00:21:26,906 --> 00:21:28,474 Let's answer at the same time. 384 00:21:28,499 --> 00:21:29,768 - Yeah, okay. - Okay. 385 00:21:30,656 --> 00:21:31,763 Cats or dogs? 386 00:21:31,788 --> 00:21:33,156 - Dogs. - Cats. 387 00:21:34,546 --> 00:21:36,781 - Okay. How about one more time? - Sure. 388 00:21:36,806 --> 00:21:39,648 - Um, pizza toppings. - Okay. 389 00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:41,774 Mushrooms or pepperoni? 390 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:43,226 - Pepperoni. - Mushrooms. 391 00:21:46,984 --> 00:21:48,353 Is that rain? 392 00:21:49,562 --> 00:21:50,568 I think it's raining. 393 00:21:50,593 --> 00:21:51,921 Yeah, I think it is raining. 394 00:21:52,296 --> 00:21:53,491 Oh, wow, look. 395 00:21:53,526 --> 00:21:55,365 That guy's already selling umbrellas. 396 00:21:55,390 --> 00:21:56,796 Should we go get one? 397 00:21:57,229 --> 00:22:00,288 I-I don't think it's raining that bad, right? 398 00:22:02,882 --> 00:22:06,560 Uh... uh, I guess not. 399 00:22:06,585 --> 00:22:08,440 I mean, if you want, I can buy you an umbrella, 400 00:22:08,474 --> 00:22:12,163 but... I don't think it's raining that hard is all. 401 00:22:13,452 --> 00:22:14,906 Yeah, no, I'm fine. 402 00:22:15,848 --> 00:22:17,296 - Okay. - Yeah. 403 00:22:20,086 --> 00:22:21,492 Zoe, you could be with any other guy. 404 00:22:21,517 --> 00:22:23,240 - You're gonna be with Kevin? - Yes, I'm gonna be with Kevin. 405 00:22:23,265 --> 00:22:24,489 - What in the holy hell are you thinking? - What? 406 00:22:24,523 --> 00:22:25,790 - What am I thinking? - Yes. 407 00:22:25,825 --> 00:22:27,256 I'm thinking he looks like Batman 408 00:22:27,281 --> 00:22:28,662 and he is built like a truck. 409 00:22:28,687 --> 00:22:30,788 - Will you stop with the honesty? - That's why. 410 00:22:31,140 --> 00:22:32,773 - Uncle Kevin? - Yeah. 411 00:22:33,656 --> 00:22:35,200 Are you dating Zoe? 412 00:22:35,234 --> 00:22:37,635 I think I can make my own decisions on who I date. 413 00:22:37,677 --> 00:22:39,921 - Okay, but Kevin?! Kevin?! - Yes, Kevin! 414 00:22:39,946 --> 00:22:41,187 You know, we've been hanging out. 415 00:22:41,212 --> 00:22:42,656 We've been hanging out a lot, actually. 416 00:22:42,681 --> 00:22:44,242 You know, we don't, uh... 417 00:22:45,507 --> 00:22:48,921 we don't talk about anything real or intense. 418 00:22:49,351 --> 00:22:50,682 And for me, you know, that's-that's sort of 419 00:22:50,716 --> 00:22:52,365 the barometer of dating, right? 420 00:22:52,390 --> 00:22:53,718 Then again, I did date Jennifer Love Hewitt 421 00:22:53,753 --> 00:22:55,086 for the better part of a year, 422 00:22:55,121 --> 00:22:57,021 and we talked about nothing intense. 423 00:22:57,056 --> 00:22:59,039 Do you know that he dated the woman from Party of Five? 424 00:22:59,064 --> 00:23:00,331 Well, I love Neve Campbell. 425 00:23:00,538 --> 00:23:03,015 Can you keep a secret? Just between us gals? 426 00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:05,109 Huh? Huh. 427 00:23:05,765 --> 00:23:10,201 I, uh... I was gonna invite her to my premiere. 428 00:23:10,452 --> 00:23:12,248 You know, sort of like I was asking her to prom. 429 00:23:12,273 --> 00:23:14,773 You know what I mean? I thought it'd be kind of, kind of cute. 430 00:23:14,807 --> 00:23:16,207 What do you think? Do you think she'd like that? 431 00:23:16,232 --> 00:23:17,243 - Yeah. - Yeah? 432 00:23:17,268 --> 00:23:18,921 Why do you want to sit where you eat, Zoe?! 433 00:23:19,163 --> 00:23:22,213 Well, I'm gonna go check that out. Okay? 434 00:23:22,421 --> 00:23:23,827 I'm gonna brave that one. 435 00:23:23,852 --> 00:23:25,669 - Zoe, you're acting like a child. - I am not. 436 00:23:25,694 --> 00:23:26,874 - Hey. - You know what? 437 00:23:27,226 --> 00:23:29,429 You, out. You, sit. 438 00:23:31,676 --> 00:23:33,443 - Enjoy. - Thank you. 439 00:23:35,195 --> 00:23:36,474 Nope. Can't even look at you. 440 00:23:36,499 --> 00:23:37,710 Get out again. 441 00:23:38,909 --> 00:23:43,713 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Kate ♪ 442 00:23:44,170 --> 00:23:48,189 ♪ Happy birthday to you. ♪ 443 00:23:48,214 --> 00:23:49,812 All right. Make a wish. 444 00:24:00,523 --> 00:24:01,882 Do you want to know what I wished for? 445 00:24:01,907 --> 00:24:03,945 Uh, Kate, you can't say that or it won't come true. 446 00:24:04,546 --> 00:24:06,140 I wished for a baby. 447 00:24:07,624 --> 00:24:09,827 But you're right, Madison, it won't come true. 448 00:24:12,085 --> 00:24:14,038 And not because I said it out loud, 449 00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:15,882 but because we can't. 450 00:24:17,092 --> 00:24:18,413 I can't. 451 00:24:22,796 --> 00:24:25,398 Do you know that I've lost 40 pounds? 452 00:24:25,878 --> 00:24:28,945 Yep. Slow and steady. No fad diets, no pills. 453 00:24:28,970 --> 00:24:30,374 No slipups. 454 00:24:34,882 --> 00:24:36,999 I have been trapped... 455 00:24:37,556 --> 00:24:40,054 in this body for so long. 456 00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:43,218 Trapped. 457 00:24:45,835 --> 00:24:47,515 And I try to stay positive. 458 00:24:47,648 --> 00:24:49,148 God, I really do. 459 00:24:51,952 --> 00:24:55,073 is my weight 460 00:24:55,107 --> 00:24:56,851 the reason why I had my miscarriage, 461 00:24:56,907 --> 00:24:59,374 or is it the reason why we can't get pregnant again? 462 00:25:01,804 --> 00:25:03,898 It's like this black cloud... 463 00:25:06,312 --> 00:25:09,587 follows me around, and every time I get away from it, 464 00:25:09,622 --> 00:25:11,077 it catches up to me. 465 00:25:14,994 --> 00:25:18,452 I am so tired. I'm tired... 466 00:25:19,046 --> 00:25:21,421 of smiling and pretending that it's sunny out. 467 00:25:21,538 --> 00:25:22,734 I'm done. 468 00:25:24,390 --> 00:25:25,726 Ooh. 469 00:25:27,578 --> 00:25:31,109 When is the universe gonna give me a damn break? 470 00:25:37,247 --> 00:25:39,562 So, it's, um, a carrot cake. 471 00:25:42,288 --> 00:25:43,702 Thank you. 472 00:25:44,433 --> 00:25:47,327 Bad idea. Bad, bad idea. 473 00:26:06,070 --> 00:26:07,413 Deja, I'm sorry. 474 00:26:08,511 --> 00:26:10,012 I really screwed that up. 475 00:26:11,906 --> 00:26:15,587 Planned it for weeks, taking you there, talking to you. 476 00:26:16,269 --> 00:26:18,804 - Kind of memorized my speech. - I know. 477 00:26:22,702 --> 00:26:25,663 It was lame of me to compare our situations. 478 00:26:27,427 --> 00:26:30,452 But it's only because I really want all of this to work out. 479 00:26:33,572 --> 00:26:36,507 I think you're an exceptional person, Deja. 480 00:26:39,628 --> 00:26:41,367 I miss talking to you. 481 00:26:47,195 --> 00:26:49,487 I'm sorry I screwed up your birthday, Randall. 482 00:26:49,521 --> 00:26:51,570 No, it... 483 00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:54,632 You didn't... 484 00:26:56,662 --> 00:26:58,863 You didn't screw up my birthday. 485 00:27:02,624 --> 00:27:04,202 It didn't go so great. 486 00:27:04,398 --> 00:27:05,609 Yeah? 487 00:27:06,398 --> 00:27:08,937 I was really hoping for a win today. 488 00:27:10,129 --> 00:27:11,452 I know. 489 00:27:15,180 --> 00:27:16,881 Zoe and Kevin are doing it. 490 00:27:17,351 --> 00:27:18,593 Yeah? 491 00:27:19,554 --> 00:27:21,234 I had to say something. 492 00:27:22,094 --> 00:27:23,296 I know. 493 00:27:24,726 --> 00:27:26,457 I don't know how you're gonna make this right with Oprah, 494 00:27:26,492 --> 00:27:27,992 but I know. 495 00:27:28,663 --> 00:27:30,461 I made a donation to her foundation. 496 00:27:30,496 --> 00:27:31,835 Well, that's a start. 497 00:28:14,305 --> 00:28:16,891 You don't have to pretend like you don't know who I am. 498 00:28:17,860 --> 00:28:20,899 You don't have to pretend like you do. I really don't care. 499 00:28:21,837 --> 00:28:23,633 I just came here to say 500 00:28:24,922 --> 00:28:27,382 I'm gonna do something really great with my life 501 00:28:27,407 --> 00:28:28,813 and you're gonna miss it. 502 00:28:29,610 --> 00:28:32,133 And my mom's gonna miss it, too, but that's okay 503 00:28:33,063 --> 00:28:34,625 'cause I met these people. 504 00:28:35,696 --> 00:28:38,090 They think I'm exceptional. 505 00:28:39,078 --> 00:28:41,313 That's the word they use about me. 506 00:28:42,258 --> 00:28:44,235 And they actually want me. 507 00:28:44,555 --> 00:28:46,038 Like, they want me so bad 508 00:28:46,063 --> 00:28:49,711 that they plan out weird conversations to tell me. 509 00:28:52,448 --> 00:28:55,360 So... I came here to tell you that. 510 00:28:58,297 --> 00:29:01,766 Actually, I came here to ask you for something. 511 00:29:02,031 --> 00:29:05,758 One thing and then you'll never have to hear from me again. 512 00:29:21,735 --> 00:29:23,952 You sure you don't want to play one of the games? 513 00:29:23,977 --> 00:29:25,170 Nah, I'm okay. 514 00:29:25,610 --> 00:29:26,938 Thank you. 515 00:29:28,383 --> 00:29:30,623 - I should probably get home. - I mean, we could take a walk. 516 00:29:52,415 --> 00:29:55,274 Well, it was very nice to meet you, Jack. 517 00:29:55,299 --> 00:29:58,110 Thank you for a nice night. 518 00:29:58,799 --> 00:30:00,508 I couldn't pay for the umbrella. 519 00:30:01,450 --> 00:30:02,836 I... 520 00:30:03,584 --> 00:30:05,664 I started the night with nine bucks. 521 00:30:06,750 --> 00:30:09,922 Five bucks to get in, two bucks for a candy apple 522 00:30:09,947 --> 00:30:13,532 and a hot chocolate, which is kind of a rip-off in my opinion, 523 00:30:13,557 --> 00:30:15,266 but that's neither here nor there. 524 00:30:15,291 --> 00:30:18,060 That left me with two dollars. 525 00:30:18,438 --> 00:30:20,306 And if I bought the umbrella, 526 00:30:20,331 --> 00:30:23,485 then I wouldn't have enough for any of the games. 527 00:30:24,922 --> 00:30:27,844 I didn't know if you wanted to play any games, 528 00:30:27,869 --> 00:30:29,117 but I couldn't take that chance 529 00:30:29,142 --> 00:30:31,282 because, well, I-I-I brought you to a carnival, 530 00:30:31,307 --> 00:30:32,938 and you don't bring a girl to a carnival 531 00:30:32,963 --> 00:30:35,110 and-and not let her play any games. 532 00:30:44,070 --> 00:30:45,399 I've been having... 533 00:30:46,658 --> 00:30:49,282 a hard time since I got back. 534 00:30:50,962 --> 00:30:55,477 Making money... finding my place. 535 00:31:01,123 --> 00:31:02,860 I don't like talking about the war. 536 00:31:04,885 --> 00:31:06,211 Or my brother. 537 00:31:07,829 --> 00:31:09,086 It makes me sad. 538 00:31:10,526 --> 00:31:13,422 It makes me... angry. 539 00:31:16,528 --> 00:31:17,953 But I like talking to you. 540 00:31:19,532 --> 00:31:20,750 A lot. 541 00:31:22,538 --> 00:31:25,664 You make me feel like I'm home. 542 00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:31,188 And I, and I never really felt like that before. 543 00:31:37,994 --> 00:31:39,813 I'm sorry it was such a lousy first date. 544 00:31:39,838 --> 00:31:40,953 I mean... 545 00:31:43,373 --> 00:31:45,469 I'm really, very sorry. 546 00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:57,703 - It's a hard no on cats? - Allergic. 547 00:31:57,953 --> 00:32:00,000 Oh. And mushrooms? 548 00:32:00,025 --> 00:32:01,430 Oh, I hate 'em. 549 00:32:02,367 --> 00:32:04,313 No, like, I passionately hate them. 550 00:32:04,338 --> 00:32:05,505 Okay. 551 00:32:07,045 --> 00:32:09,407 Oh, yeah, it was a... 552 00:32:10,661 --> 00:32:12,664 pretty bad first date. 553 00:32:13,867 --> 00:32:14,889 I know. 554 00:32:21,711 --> 00:32:23,133 My girlfriends told me 555 00:32:23,158 --> 00:32:25,024 I'm supposed to pretend 556 00:32:25,049 --> 00:32:28,321 to forget something in the car 557 00:32:28,346 --> 00:32:29,813 if it's a really great first date. 558 00:32:29,838 --> 00:32:32,063 That way the guy has to come 559 00:32:32,088 --> 00:32:33,930 and return it the next day, but... 560 00:32:36,516 --> 00:32:38,784 this was not that kind of first date, 561 00:32:39,270 --> 00:32:40,899 and I'm not that kind of girl. 562 00:32:41,246 --> 00:32:43,547 Plus, the mushrooms are a non-starter for me. 563 00:32:50,750 --> 00:32:53,571 Oh, but the way that you look at me, wow. 564 00:33:01,420 --> 00:33:03,617 I never, ever do this. 565 00:33:14,838 --> 00:33:16,196 Good night, Jack. 566 00:33:44,172 --> 00:33:46,446 - Hey, listen... - Nope. Me. 567 00:33:48,300 --> 00:33:49,524 All right. 568 00:33:50,727 --> 00:33:53,133 You haven't seen through a romantic relationship 569 00:33:53,158 --> 00:33:54,446 in your entire life. 570 00:33:54,471 --> 00:33:56,336 - Beth... - Kevin... Uh-uh, still me. 571 00:33:57,547 --> 00:33:59,828 Look, I adore you, bro-in-law. 572 00:34:00,242 --> 00:34:02,242 Okay? I know I don't always say it out loud 573 00:34:02,267 --> 00:34:04,532 because it kind of ruins my schtick, but I do. 574 00:34:06,535 --> 00:34:08,946 You know, you're the only person who talks to my kids 575 00:34:08,971 --> 00:34:11,516 like they're people and not just kids. 576 00:34:13,082 --> 00:34:16,407 You're kind. You're funny. 577 00:34:17,899 --> 00:34:19,250 And... 578 00:34:19,275 --> 00:34:20,594 everything about the way you look 579 00:34:20,619 --> 00:34:23,063 says people should hate you, but somehow everybody loves you. 580 00:34:24,521 --> 00:34:25,797 I love you. 581 00:34:30,609 --> 00:34:32,758 She will break you, Kevin. 582 00:34:34,282 --> 00:34:35,985 I have known you for 20 years. 583 00:34:36,010 --> 00:34:37,820 I have known her all of her life. 584 00:34:37,860 --> 00:34:40,172 Her background is complicated. 585 00:34:43,305 --> 00:34:44,852 She eats men up and spits them out, 586 00:34:44,877 --> 00:34:46,492 and you won't stand a chance. 587 00:34:51,931 --> 00:34:54,367 I can't believe you know how to use the word "schtick." 588 00:34:58,686 --> 00:35:00,688 I know a lot of things, Kevin. 589 00:35:30,096 --> 00:35:32,477 There are other ways to have children. 590 00:35:33,336 --> 00:35:35,771 Yeah, I know. 591 00:35:37,203 --> 00:35:38,930 The whole IVF thing was stressing me out. 592 00:35:38,955 --> 00:35:40,500 I didn't like hearing the doctor talk about 593 00:35:40,525 --> 00:35:42,024 how it was dangerous for you. 594 00:35:44,815 --> 00:35:46,180 I was scared, too. 595 00:35:48,937 --> 00:35:52,430 And it probably wouldn't have worked anyway. 596 00:35:53,696 --> 00:35:56,086 I was hoping you'd change your mind on the whole thing. 597 00:35:56,111 --> 00:35:59,347 You know, the-the expense, the hormones, all of it. 598 00:35:59,372 --> 00:36:01,047 I just wasn't feeling it. 599 00:36:05,939 --> 00:36:07,164 Me either. 600 00:36:08,657 --> 00:36:11,305 Look, I can pare back on my antidepressants, 601 00:36:11,330 --> 00:36:12,680 you know, get my sperm count up. 602 00:36:12,705 --> 00:36:14,872 Maybe we get lucky? It only takes a couple months 603 00:36:14,897 --> 00:36:16,649 - to get the counts back up. - No. No way. 604 00:36:18,793 --> 00:36:22,128 So... screw IVF. 605 00:36:24,379 --> 00:36:25,680 Screw IVF. 606 00:36:25,865 --> 00:36:27,866 - Yeah, screw it. - Yeah. 607 00:36:38,865 --> 00:36:40,039 Hello. 608 00:36:40,186 --> 00:36:42,907 Oh, hi. Um, yes. 609 00:36:43,628 --> 00:36:47,625 5:00. Um, okay. Yeah, thank you. 610 00:36:48,935 --> 00:36:50,360 What 5:00? 611 00:36:53,598 --> 00:36:56,344 That was Dr. Jasper. She wants us to come back in. 612 00:36:59,606 --> 00:37:00,836 Uh... 613 00:37:06,015 --> 00:37:08,546 All right, everybody, T-minus five minutes 614 00:37:08,562 --> 00:37:10,498 until the birthday festivities begin. 615 00:37:10,523 --> 00:37:13,053 Hey, Deja, that means you, too. 616 00:37:13,078 --> 00:37:14,845 Yo, Kev, Zoe! 617 00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:17,548 - Show yourselves before you get too... - Really? Stop it. 618 00:37:20,249 --> 00:37:21,554 I snuck out. 619 00:37:22,695 --> 00:37:24,788 I went back to my old neighborhood. 620 00:37:25,511 --> 00:37:27,112 Hey, Deja, there are rules here. 621 00:37:27,429 --> 00:37:29,162 I don't care how upset you are with us, 622 00:37:29,197 --> 00:37:30,718 you don't get to just climb out of your window 623 00:37:30,743 --> 00:37:33,937 and go... Oh... my God, is that for me? 624 00:37:39,238 --> 00:37:41,039 I like surprises. 625 00:37:50,220 --> 00:37:52,538 It's about damn time. I need the car. 626 00:37:58,300 --> 00:37:59,501 What's with you? 627 00:38:04,491 --> 00:38:06,187 When earlier today, we witnessed 628 00:38:06,211 --> 00:38:08,685 one of the most remarkable comebacks in history. 629 00:38:08,710 --> 00:38:10,695 After Oakland's late touchdown, 630 00:38:10,757 --> 00:38:12,226 it looked like all was lost. 631 00:38:14,163 --> 00:38:15,636 I didn't like this morning. 632 00:38:15,661 --> 00:38:17,061 Watching you leave like that, 633 00:38:17,343 --> 00:38:18,741 crushing you like that. 634 00:38:19,710 --> 00:38:22,624 I got into this to make the impossible possible, 635 00:38:22,946 --> 00:38:24,580 not more impossible. 636 00:38:26,324 --> 00:38:28,546 I've spoken to my partners. 637 00:38:29,616 --> 00:38:31,929 I've spoken to colleagues who have had success 638 00:38:31,954 --> 00:38:33,687 with IVF at your weight. 639 00:38:33,932 --> 00:38:38,273 Realistically, there's about a 90% chance of failure here, 640 00:38:39,835 --> 00:38:42,671 but I'm choosing to look 641 00:38:42,696 --> 00:38:44,163 at the ten percent side today. 642 00:38:45,062 --> 00:38:47,882 So, if you want to move forward, 643 00:38:47,907 --> 00:38:49,132 knowing that, 644 00:38:50,279 --> 00:38:52,148 I will take you on as a patient. 645 00:38:55,878 --> 00:38:58,346 - Really? - Really. 646 00:38:59,976 --> 00:39:01,616 Really, really? 647 00:39:12,976 --> 00:39:14,820 With just seconds left to play, 648 00:39:14,845 --> 00:39:16,937 Terry Bradshaw's pass was deflected. 649 00:39:17,218 --> 00:39:19,070 All seemed lost for Pittsburgh 650 00:39:19,095 --> 00:39:21,304 until, in a miraculous turn of events, 651 00:39:21,329 --> 00:39:23,097 the ball fell right into the hands 652 00:39:23,122 --> 00:39:25,357 of star running back Franco Harris, 653 00:39:25,382 --> 00:39:27,679 who ran it in for the game-winning touchdown 654 00:39:27,704 --> 00:39:29,338 as time expired. 655 00:39:29,363 --> 00:39:31,164 Franco Harris has it! 656 00:39:31,189 --> 00:39:33,490 And it's over! He grabbed it 657 00:39:33,515 --> 00:39:35,898 with five seconds to go and scored! 658 00:39:59,498 --> 00:40:01,098 Deja, are these expensive? 659 00:40:01,343 --> 00:40:03,445 - Like, how did you even...? - I had a connection. 660 00:40:03,976 --> 00:40:05,421 It's no big deal. 661 00:40:06,740 --> 00:40:10,116 Oh, and you could sign those papers if you want. 662 00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:15,905 You talk about Christmas miracles, 663 00:40:15,991 --> 00:40:18,516 here's the miracle of all miracles. 664 00:40:18,550 --> 00:40:20,866 Franco, you remember now the ball coming to you? 665 00:40:20,891 --> 00:40:23,062 I don't know, like, I seen it bounce off 666 00:40:23,087 --> 00:40:25,866 and I just, you know, looked up 667 00:40:26,715 --> 00:40:28,624 and I just put my hands out and... 668 00:40:30,101 --> 00:40:31,804 Apparently, you're gonna have to 669 00:40:31,829 --> 00:40:33,697 shoot me up with hormones every day. 670 00:40:33,722 --> 00:40:36,304 It's gonna be like Requiem for a Dream up in here! 671 00:40:37,304 --> 00:40:38,718 That sounds good, hon. 672 00:40:44,049 --> 00:40:46,244 It's just one of those plays that'll go down 673 00:40:46,269 --> 00:40:48,229 in history, a single moment 674 00:40:48,377 --> 00:40:51,215 that changed destiny forever. 675 00:40:51,619 --> 00:40:53,283 It's time to go see her, Tess. 676 00:40:54,741 --> 00:40:56,307 I'm not ready. 677 00:40:59,088 --> 00:41:01,799 I'm just gonna run to the restroom before we head over. 678 00:41:02,041 --> 00:41:03,327 I'll be right here. 679 00:41:15,774 --> 00:41:17,729 - Hey, Randall. - Hey. 680 00:41:18,122 --> 00:41:19,346 You coming down? 681 00:41:22,033 --> 00:41:24,181 Yeah, I don't know if I should. 682 00:41:24,216 --> 00:41:26,025 She wants you to be there, too. 683 00:41:27,088 --> 00:41:28,682 All right, I'll see you soon. 684 00:41:28,707 --> 00:41:30,580 All right, bye. 685 00:41:31,846 --> 00:41:34,768 And while there may be heartbreak 686 00:41:34,793 --> 00:41:37,528 tonight in Oakland, here in Pittsburgh, 687 00:41:37,553 --> 00:41:40,522 they're calling it the Immaculate Reception. 688 00:42:10,479 --> 00:42:12,158 A reminder for all of us, I think, 689 00:42:12,248 --> 00:42:15,217 that sometimes a ball has to bounce off one person 690 00:42:15,242 --> 00:42:18,564 a few times to wind up in the hands of the right guy 691 00:42:18,812 --> 00:42:22,082 and make a story truly immortal. 692 00:42:22,107 --> 00:42:25,114 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com* 50130

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