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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY LIONS GATE ENTERTAINMENT

THE KEY IS LISTENING TO THE SIGNALS

AND HEARING WHAT THEY'RE SAYING.

IF SHE TOUCHES YOU SOFT,

THAT'S HOW SHE WANTS TO BE TOUCHED.

YOU DO THAT UNTIL YOU CAN HEAR HER GET WET.

[LAUGHTER] YOU GOT TO KNOW WOMEN BETTER.

I'M SERIOUS.

LAST TIME I WENT HOME, MY GIRL WAS SO GRATEFUL,

SHE WENT RIGHT OUTSIDE AND STARTED WASHING MY CAR.

[LAUGHTER]

DETAILED IT, EVERYTHING,

JUST TO THANK ME.

NAH, WE GOTTA STOP TALKING ABOUT PUSSY,

'CAUSE IF WE'RE NOT CAREFUL, PUSSY'S GONNA GET US KILLED.

ESPECIALLY IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD.

AND I'M NOT GONNA LET PUSSY GET US KILLED.

ALL RIGHT, GO LEFT.

YEAH, GET AROUND THIS AREA.

GO LEFT.

WATCH IT.

COME ON, MAN, YOU GOTTA SPEED UP.

SARGE, YOU EVER HAD TWO GIRLS AT THE SAME--

[EXPLOSION] AAH! OHH!

GO, GO, GO!

FIRE, FIRE!

I.E.D, I.E.D., I.E.D.! 5 CLICKS SOUTH OF NAJAF.

[GUNFIRE] THIRD VEHICLE.

WE GOT A HIT!

THAT WAS FUCKED UP!

CAME RIGHT THROUGH THE DOOR!

SHIT, THAT WAS CLOSE.

YOU ALL RIGHT, SARGE?

WHAT?

YOU ALL RIGHT?

YEAH.

SARGE, LOOK!

WHAT?

THOSE PANTS, SARGE.

[INDISTINCT P.A. ANNOUNCEMENT]

DID YOU TELL YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHAT HAPPENED YET?

NO, SIR.

YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TELL HER.

I'LL TELL HER WHEN IT'S WORKING AGAIN, SIR.

OK.

BUT...YOU DON'T BECOME FUNCTIONAL OVERNIGHT.

YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BE PATIENT WITH YOURSELF.

AND SHE'S GONNA HAVE TO BE PATIENT WITH YOU.

CAN YOU DO THAT?

I GUESS.

ALL RIGHT, THEN.

GOOD LUCK TO YOU, SERGEANT.

THANK YOU, SIR.

[CART RATTLING]

[CHATTER AND INDISTINCT P.A.]

Man: IT'S GOTTA BE ON THERE.

I DON'T WANT TO MISS THIS PLANE.

TOLD YOU ALREADY, YOU GOTTA SEE THE NC NCO.

AIRPORT?

YEAH.

SERGEANT T.K. POOLE.

LISTEN, BUDDY,

ALL I WANT TO DO IS GET BACK TO MY WIFE AND KID.

YOU GOTTA HELP ME OUT HERE.

I JUST GO BY THE LIST.

CAN I SEE THE LIST?

HEY, HERE IT IS.

HEY.

SERGEANT FRED CHEAVER, 648th, RESERVES.

HELLO? IT'S RIGHT HERE.

THAT'S HOW YOU SPELL IT?

WITH A C-H?

HOW ELSE WOULD YOU SPELL CHEAVER?

PROBABLY LOTS OF WAYS.

NOT IN ENGLISH.

Pilot on P.A.: WELCOME ABOARD FLIGHT 6240 TO NEW YORK.

OUR ESTIMATED FLYING TIME THIS EVENING TO JFK

WILL BE 8 HOURS 20 MINUTES.

HEY, WE'RE ALL ON THE SAME TEAM.

YOU GOT LEAVE?

YEAH, 30 DAYS.

OH, YEAH? ME, TOO.

HOW LONG DO YOU GOT?

THE REST OF MY LIFE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

MY TOUR'S OVER.

I'M GOING HOME.

IF WE GO DOWN IN THE WATER,

YOU'RE GONNA BE SITTING PRETTY.

WHAT?

I SAID, IF WE CRASH IN THE OCEAN,

YOUR DOUGHNUT'S GONNA COME IN HANDY.

IT'LL BE LIKE AN EXTRA LIFE PRESERVER.

IF WE CRASH IN THE OCEAN, IT'S NOT GONNA MATTER.

DON'T TALK ABOUT PLANES CRASHING

WHEN YOU'RE ON A PLANE.

WHY NOT?

IT'S BASIC COMMON SENSE.

IT'S THE SAME REASON THAT WHEN YOU'RE ON A CRUISE SHIP,

THEY'RE NOT SHOWING TITANIC. IT SCARES PEOPLE.

WHO WANTS TO THINK ABOUT DRUNK PILOTS AND MID-AIR COLLISIONS?

NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT, ANYWAY.

IT'S GOOD TO BE HOME.

YEAH. EVERYTHING...

WE'RE GONNA MISS THE WHOLE THING.

WHAT THE HELL?

P.A.: PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE YOUR BAGGAGE UNATTENDED.

ALL UNATTENDED BAGGAGE WILL BE CONFISCATED.

OH, GOD. I GOTTA GET TO VEGAS, I CAN'T BE SITTING AROUND HERE.

YOU'RE GOING TO VEGAS?

YEAH.

I'M GOING TO VEGAS.

HEY, ARE YOU GOING TO VEGAS?

ST. LOUIS.

EXCUSE ME.

YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED HERE,

WHY ALL THE FLIGHTS ARE CANCELED?

THERE WAS A BLACKOUT HERE.

THE WHOLE CITY WAS DARK FOR 5 HOURS.

LIGHTS JUST CAME BACK ON A LITTLE WHILE AGO.

THE LIGHTS ARE BACK ON IN THE NORTHEAST,

BUT THE PLANES ARE STILL NOT MOVING.

AIRLINE OFFICIALS SAY IT COULD BE AT LEAST TWO DAYS

UNTIL THEY GET THEIR PLANES TO THE RIGHT AIRPORTS

AND RESUME THEIR SCHEDULES.

TWO DAYS.

YEAH? THEY DON'T KNOW SHIT.

SUPPOSEDLY PLANES ARE FLYING OUT OF PITTSBURGH,

BUT THEY CAN'T EVEN GET US IN UNTIL TOMORROW NIGHT.

AND EVEN THAT'S A BIG MAYBE.

WELL, IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU ALL.

I'M OUTTA HERE. GOOD LUCK.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

I'M GONNA RENT A CAR BEFORE THERE'S NONE LEFT.

IT'S 14 HOURS TO ST. LOUIS.

DRIVE ALL NIGHT,

BE THERE HAVING DINNER WITH MY WIFE TOMORROW.

SURE AS SHIT NOT GONNA STAY HERE

WHILE THEY RUN OUT OF FOOD AND WATER.

HEY, MAN.

I BET YOU PLANES ARE FLYING OUT OF ST. LOUIS.

PROBABLY.

MAYBE I CAN CATCH A FLIGHT TO VEGAS FROM THERE.

ME, TOO.

OK. BUT WE SPLIT EVERYTHING 3 WAYS.

GAS, RENTAL, INSURANCE, EVERYTHING.

NO FREE RIDES.

THAT'S IT! SORRY, NO CARS LEFT.

[ALL GROANING]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO NOW.

YOU GOT NOTHING?

NOTHING.

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?

MAYBE WE COULD CALL THE ARMY.

THE ARMY? WHAT'S THE ARMY GONNA DO?

YOU GUYS IN THE ARMY?

YEAH.

WERE YOU OVER THERE?

JUST GOT BACK.

ALL RIGHT, LISTEN.

I DO HAVE ONE CAR LEFT.

I WAS SUPPOSED TO HOLD IT FOR MY BOSS, BUT...SCREW IT.

YOU GUYS CAN HAVE IT.

OH, MY GOD. THAT'S SO NICE.

THANK YOU.

NO, NO. THANK YOU.

* OHH

* OHH OHH

* COME DOWN FROM THE MOUNTAIN

* YOU HAVE BEEN GONE TOO LONG

SURE IS BEAUTIFUL.

* SPRING IS UPON US...

I GUESS WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO STOP?

NO, WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO STOP.

I'VE NEVER BEEN TO NEW YORK BEFORE.

YOU BEEN TO NEW YORK, SERGEANT?

I'M STATIONED AT FORT DRUM.

I'VE BEEN THERE A MILLION TIMES.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE FROM LAS VEGAS.

NO.

OH.

I'M NOT FROM LAS VEGAS, EITHER.

BUT MY FRIEND'S FROM THERE.

THAT'S HIS GUITAR.

WELL, IT WAS HIS GUITAR.

I MEAN, HE GOT KILLED, SO...

I'M JUST TAKING IT BACK TO HIS FAMILY.

THAT'S A REAL NICE THING TO BE DOING.

* WHOA

* OHH OHH

* WHOA

* OHH OHH

YOU MUST BE A GOOD DANCER, HUH?

OH, NO.

MY WIFE'S A GOOD DANCER.

I JUST TRY TO KEEP UP.

SHE LOVES ALL THOSE LATIN DANCES.

SAMBA, MERENGUE, THE TANGO.

SHE'S A LOOKER, HUH?

YEAH, SHE IS. YEAH.

WHAT SHE'S DOING WITH SOMEONE LIKE ME,

I'LL NEVER KNOW AND I'M NOT GONNA ASK.

WE'RE LUCKY ONES, AREN'T WE?

WE MADE IT THROUGH IN ONE PIECE.

I GOT SHOT IN THE LEG,

BUT ALL I GOTTA DO IS PUT SOME GOO ON IT, SO...

DID YOU GET SHOT, SERGEANT?

NO.

I CAUGHT A PIECE OF SHRAPNEL.

WHERE?

OUTSIDE OF NAJAF.

NO, I MEAN WHERE ON YOUR BODY?

OH.

THE THIGH. UPPER THIGH.

HOW ABOUT YOU, SARGE?

I HAD BACK SURGERY, THREE CRUSHED VERTEBRAE.

WHAT HAPPENED?

A PORT-O-JOHN FELL ON ME.

WHAT?

WAS IT FULL?

NO, IT WAS BRAND-SPANKING NEW, IT WAS COMPLETELY SANITARY.

WE WERE SETTING UP OUR CAMP OUTSIDE OF BANDAR

AND IT FELL OFF THE FORKLIFT.

WELL, DON'T TELL THE LADIES THAT.

YOU GOTTA FIND SOMETHING BETTER THAN THAT.

YOU KIDDING? I LOVE THAT PORT-O-JOHN.

THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME.

A WEEK LATER, MY UNIT SHIPPED OFF TO MOSUL,

GOT SHOT TO PIECES.

THAT SHITTER SAVED MY LIFE.

I WISH I COULD HAVE BROUGHT IT HOME.

SET UP A SHRINE.

IF I HAVE ANOTHER KID, I'M GONNA NAME HIM PORT-O-JOHN.

PORT-O-JOHN CHEAVER.

IT ALL LOOKS SO GOOD, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO ORDER.

WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU?

GIVE ME THE NUMBER 8, THE NUMBER 9, AND NUMBER 10.

COFFEE, ORANGE JUICE, AND MILK.

GOOD, HUH?

I TELL YOU, THIS WOMAN'S SMART,

SHE'S GOT PLANS FOR ME.

SHE'S DYING TO GET MARRIED.

BECAUSE I'M GONNA TAKE HER TO THE TOP.

HOW ARE YOU HER TICKET TO THE TOP?

SHE'S A LIEUTENANT. SHE OUTRANKS YOU.

NO, RIGHT NOW SHE DOES.

I MEAN, SHE'S GOT THE CONNECTIONS, BUT I GOT THE JUICE.

I MEAN, IT'S LIKE A MERGER BETWEEN US.

YOU KNOW, SHE'S GONNA GET ME INTO OFFICER CANDIDATE SCHOOL,

I'M GONNA MOVE UP THE RANKS,

AND THEN I'M GONNA RUN FOR OFFICE.

AND YOU HAVE TO HAVE A GOOD HEAD OF HAIR TO RUN FOR OFFICE,

AND I HAVE A GOOD HEAD OF HAIR.

SO, YOUR FIANCÉE IS MEETING YOU IN VEGAS?

NO, SHE'S STATIONED AT FORT DIX.

I'M GONNA MEET HER THERE AFTERWARDS.

OH, I GET IT.

FIRST A LITTLE FUN AT THE TITTY BARS?

NO, I'VE GOT BUSINESS TO TAKE CARE OF.

YOU PAYING BACK A GAMBLING DEBT?

WRONG AGAIN.

RANDY HAD A GAMBLING DEBT, YEP.

THAT'S WHY HE HAD TO ROB LUCKY JIM'S.

HE STOLE $50,000 SO HE COULD PAY BACK THE LOAN SHARKS.

BUT THEN, OF COURSE, THE COPS GOT ON HIS TAIL,

AND THAT'S WHEN HE ENLISTED.

HE WENT RIGHT INTO THE ARMY AND DISAPPEARED.

IT WAS THE PERFECT GETAWAY.

SEE, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THE ARMY DOESN'T WANT.

THE ARMY'S GOT STANDARDS.

LIKE, IT MEANS SOMETHING.

IT'S NOT LIKE LOWLIFES AND GANG BANGERS.

WHAT?

THE LAST THING WE NEED

IS TRASH LIKE YOUR PAL RANDY.

FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

THAT TRASH SAVED MY FUCKING LIFE.

HE PULLED ME OUT OF THAT TRUCK WHEN I GOT SHOT

AND HE TOOK A FUCKING BULLET IN THE FUCKING HEAD!

ALL I GOT LEFT IS HIS FUCKING GUITAR!

GET BACK IN THE CAR!

GET BACK IN THE CAR!

I OUGHTA KICK YOUR ASS!

YOU'RE GONNA KICK MY ASS?

YEAH! I COULD DO IT, TOO.

I JUST PUSH YOU DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS,

PUNCH YOU IN THE KIDNEY.

YOU BETTER HAVE EYES IN THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD.

THIS IS NOT A GOOD TIME FOR ASS-KICKING STOPS.

JUST SAY YOU'RE SORRY AND LET'S GET GOING.

I'M NOT SORRY!

I'M NOT TALKIN' TO YOU!

SAY YOU'RE SORRY!

NO, I'M NOT GONNA SAY I'M SORRY.

THAT'S LIKE SAYING I'M SORRY THAT THE SKY'S BLUE.

COME ON, MAN. YOU JUST INSULTED HER DEAD FRIEND.

HUH? COME ON.

SUCK IT UP. SAY YOU'RE SORRY, LET'S GO.

I'M SORRY THAT YOU GOT SO UPSET.

OK?

NO, THAT'S NOT AN APOLOGY.

BUT IT'S PRETTY CLOSE.

COME ON. LET'S GO.

IT'S NOT AN APOLOGY.

COME ON. LET ME IN.

DUDE, LET ME IN.

I CAN'T.

JUST PRESS THE KEY THING, MAN!

THE KEYS ARE IN THE CAR.

SHIT.

WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKIN'?

I WAS THINKING THAT I HAD TWO FUCKING NUTCASES

THROWING SHIT AND GETTING INTO A FIGHT!

WE DIDN'T FIGHT!

THIS IS NOT MY FAULT!

WELL, IT SURE AS SHIT'S NOT OUR FAULT!

WE DIDN'T LOCK THE KEYS IN THE CAR.

WHATEVER. WE NEED A COAT HANGER.

A COAT HANGER'S NOT GONNA WORK ON A LATE-MODEL CAR.

YOU NEED A SLIM JIM.

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I DON'T HAVE A SLIM JIM.

THANK YOU.

SO, THEY WENT ON THIS WORLDWIDE TOUR

AND THEY--THEY GOT--

BECAUSE THEY GOT THIS CONTRACT

AND THEY GOT TO MEET THE QUEEN

AND THEY GOT TO MEET THE PRESIDENT.

AND AFTER THAT,

RANDY GOT THE GUITAR FROM HIS DADDY,

WHO GOT IT FROM HIS GRANDDADDY,

WHO GOT IT FROM ELVIS.

ELVIS?

COME ON.

IT'S TRUE.

THAT GUITAR IS WORTH A LOT OF MONEY.

SHE'S A BEAUT, DON'T YOU THINK?

YEAH.

I ALREADY GOT ONE THOUGH.

YOU DO? YEAH.

ME, TOO.

THAT'S GREAT. WHAT COLOR?

SO, HOW IS IT OVER THERE?

YOU GUYS SEE ANY ACTION?

All: YEAH.

WELL, WE ALL THINK YOU'RE DOING A HELL OF A JOB.

THANK YOU. THANKS.

NO, THANK YOU.

YOU KNOW, WE GET CLIENTS ALL THE TIME

IN THE DEALERSHIP WHO WANT

THEIR HUMMERS OUTFITTED JUST LIKE YOURS.

THE DESERT CAMOUFLAGE.

THE WHOLE BIT.

ONE GUY EVEN PUT ARMOR ON HIS H1.

THEY WANT BULLET HOLES?

YEAH, THEY PROBABLY DO.

HEY, CHECK THIS OUT.

PUSH THAT THIRD BUTTON, RIGHT BACK THERE.

HMM. NOT BAD, HUH?

YEAH.

I BET YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE THAT ON YOUR VEHICLES.

NO, SIR. WE DON'T.

YOU GOT IT?

THAT DIDN'T TAKE LONG.

I HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM.

I'LL PULL OVER BY THOSE BUSHES.

NO, I SAID USE THE BATHROOM,

NOT SQUAT BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD.

AND THE WEIRD AND WACKY TALENT THIS WEEK IS...

NUMBER 5!

[ALL CHEERING]

Regis: CONGRATULATIONS, MAN.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

ALL YOURS.

YOU WANNA PLAY POOL OR PINBALL OR SOMETHING?

NO, WE SHOULD GET GOING.

OK.

IS THIS A GOOD SHOW?

YEAH.

I'VE NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE.

IS IT NEW?

NOT THAT NEW.

I HAVEN'T REALLY SEEN MUCH OF ANYTHING LATELY

BECAUSE I'VE BEEN OVERSEAS THE PAST 14 MONTHS.

AND...I'M IN THE ARMY.

MM-HMM.

BUT I'M HOME ON LEAVE FOR 30 DAYS,

SO I'M JUST HOPING TO CATCH UP.

I LIKE YOUR JACKET.

IT'S OK.

WHAT'S THE "I" STAND FOR?

INDIANA.

YOU KNOW, THE COLLEGE...

AND THE STATE WHERE YOU'RE STANDING RIGHT NOW?

YEAH, YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING

OF GOING TO COLLEGE WHEN I GET OUT, BUT...

DO YOU LIKE IT?

DO YOU THINK YOU COULD BE QUIET?

SURE, I CAN BE QUIET.

GOOD.

NO WAY.

[GIRLS LAUGHING]

I'M LIMPING BECAUSE WHEN I WAS OVER THERE,

I GOT SHOT IN THE LEG.

THAT WASN'T VERY SMART, WAS IT?

[ALL YELLING]

BACK OFF! BACK OFF!

BACK OFF!

THAT'S RIGHT. BE AFRAID.

BE VERY AFRAID.

GO, GO, GO, GO!

ALL RIGHT!

[LAUGHTER]

WHOO!

YEAH, WE WON!

KICKED THEIR COLLEGE ASSES!

KICKED THEIR COLLEGE ASSES!

AH, THIS GIRL'S CRAZY!

AH.

YEAH.

JUST GLAD I DIDN'T HAVE MY WEAPON.

WHOO!

TV! TV! TV!

[MOANING]

I WISH I HAD SOME BOOZE.

YEAH.

CHECK MY BAG.

DOCTOR IN GERMANY GAVE ME A BOTTLE OF SCHNAPPS.

THANK YOU.

AHH.

NOT BAD.

ONLY WHAT YOU REALLY WANT AFTER A FIGHT

IS WHISKEY BECAUSE IT MELLOWS YOU OUT.

IF YOU WANNA GET MEAN, YOU DRINK GIN.

VODKA, IF YOU WANNA ZONE OUT.

AND YOU SAVE TEQUILA FOR WHEN YOU WANNA GET CRAZY.

SHE DIDN'T NEED TEQUILA TONIGHT.

HA HA HA!

DID ANYBODY SEE A STRAW AROUND HERE?

NO. WHY?

BECAUSE IF YOU DRINK THROUGH A STRAW, IT GETS YOU DRUNKER.

THAT'S NOT TRUE.

OF COURSE IT IS.

THAT'S RIDICULOUS. MM-MMM.

HOW CAN THAT BE TRUE?

WELL, I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW IT WORKS,

IT--IT JUST GETS IN-- IT JUST GOES IN FASTER.

OH, IT'S JUST ONE OF--

ONE OF THE MYSTERIES OF LIFE?

IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?

UH-HUH.

AAH!

UH!

AH.

AH, SHIT, MAN.

ARE YOU OK?

I WAS...

YOU KNOW...

[EXHALES]

SORRY.

HONEY, IT'S ME. YOU THERE?

PICK UP.

OK, WELL, WE GOT HELD UP A LITTLE BIT,

BUT WE'LL BE ROLLING IN ABOUT TWO HOURS OR SO.

IS THAT THE MISSISSIPPI?

THAT'S IT.

I ALWAYS WANTED TO GO ON ONE OF THOSE RIVERBOATS.

YOU KNOW?

DO YOU THINK MAYBE WE COULD STOP?

NO.

PAT!

PAT!

[DOG BARKING]

HONEY!

I'M HOME!

HONEY?

SURE YOU GOT THE RIGHT HOUSE?

YEAH.

CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR OWN DOG DOESN'T KNOW YOU.

WE DON'T HAVE A DOG.

YES, SIR.

YOU HAVE A GOOD LIFE HERE, CHEAVER.

[DOG BARKING]

THERE YOU ARE.

FRED.

YOU'RE HOME.

[DOG BARKING]

AHH.

I MISSED YOU.

GOD, I MISSED YOU.

[DOG BARKING]

LET ME GET THE DOG TO STOP.

WHOSE DOG IS THAT?

MINE.

NO, NO, NO! NO, NO, NO!

POGO, YOU COME WITH ME.

YES, YOU COME WITH ME.

YES, YES, YES, YES.

I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN HERE FOR A WHILE.

YES, I KNOW. I'M SORRY.

MOMMY LOVES YOU.

SO...

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?

HOW'S YOUR BACK?

FINE.

IT DOESN'T MATTER NOW.

SCOTT SPENT THE NIGHT AT BRAD'S HOUSE.

HE SHOULD BE BACK SOON.

GREAT.

WHERE ARE YOUR FRIENDS?

THEY'RE OUT BACK.

DON'T YOU THINK WE SHOULD GET THEM?

WELL, SURE.

LET THEM IN?

GREAT.

WELCOME.

CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING TO DRINK?

YEAH.

DO YOU WANT ONE, FRED?

NO. THANKS.

I BET YOU'RE ALL GLAD TO BE BACK.

OH, YES, MA'AM.

EXCUSE ME FOR A MINUTE.

SIT DOWN.

SO...

HOW ARE YOU?

FINE.

ARE YOU SURE?

IS ANYTHING WRONG?

NO. NOTHING.

SOMETHING'S WRONG.

I DON'T SEE YOU FOR ALMOST TWO YEARS

AND THEN...

I DON'T KNOW.

WELL...

I DON'T KNOW EITHER.

I GUESS THEY SAY... THAT...

YOU KNOW, THAT...

IT'S DIFFICULT AT FIRST AND, UM...

I'M SORRY.

I REALLY AM, BUT I JUST CAN'T DO THIS.

EVERYONE TOLD ME TO WAIT BUT I--I DON'T SEE THE POINT.

YOU KNOW ME. I'M NO GOOD AT PRETENDING.

PRETENDING ABOUT WHAT?

FRED, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LIKE THIS.

OK.

OK.

I THINK THAT, UM...

I NEED A DIVORCE.

WHAT?

I'M SORRY, BUT TO GO AROUND PRETENDING

FOR A WEEK THAT IT'S NOT TRUE,

WELL, THAT DIDN'T SEEM FAIR TO YOU EITHER.

WAIT A MINUTE. UM...

I COME HOME AND, UH...

WHY--WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?

I DIDN'T PLAN IT THIS WAY.

IT JUST HAPPENED. YOU WERE GONE.

I'M SORRY.

BUT I'VE MOVED ON.

YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING.

I GOT A NEW JOB AND I'M FINALLY HAPPY.

FINALLY HAPPY?

YOU WEREN'T--YOU WEREN'T HAPPY BEFORE?

WELL, I GUESS I WAS. I DON'T KNOW.

I-I...

YOU SEEING SOMEONE ELSE?

NO.

YOU CAN TELL ME.

I'M NOT SEEING ANYONE ELSE.

I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANYONE ELSE.

I'M HAPPY BEING ALONE.

I WANT TO BE ALONE.

I KNOW THAT SOUNDS HARSH, BUT IT'S THE TRUTH.

I AM HAPPY...

WITHOUT YOU.

OH, MY GOD.

THIS IS WHAT MAKES A GUY FLIP OUT.

HE'S GONNA STRANGLE HER.

IT'S CHEAVER. HE WOULDN'T STRANGLE HER.

OK, SHOOT HER, WHATEVER.

HEY.

WHAT'S UP? HI.

WHO ARE YOU?

FRIENDS OF YOUR DAD.

MY DAD? HE'S--

SCOTT.

DAD.

OH, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.

WOW, LOOK AT YOU.

HOW ARE YOU?

I'M--I'M GOOD.

HOW...YOU?

JUST GREAT.

UM... SO...

DID MOM TELL YOU?

YEAH.

YOU SURPRISED?

YEAH.

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

STANFORD.

WHAT?

I GOT INTO STANFORD!

WHAT?!

YEAH, I GOT IN.

YOU GOT INTO-- I GOT INTO STANFORD.

YEAH!

OH, MY! YEAH!

ALL RIGHT. I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT!

YEAH, AND I GOT A SCHOLARSHIP THAT

WILL PAY FOR HALF OF THE TUITION.

FANTASTIC.

AND I MADE 6 GRAND WORKING THIS YEAR.

EXCELLENT.

AND I NEED $20,000 TO PAY FOR THE REST.

THAT'S NOT SO GREAT.

WELL, I TOLD HIM I'M NOT SURE

WE CAN COME UP WITH THE $20,000.

IT'S DO-ABLE.

I'LL JUST GET MY OLD JOB BACK,

AND IF WE HAVE TO,

WE'LL TAKE A SECOND MORTGAGE ON THE HOUSE.

WE HAVE A SECOND MORTGAGE ALREADY.

WELL, THEN WE'LL SELL THE FUCKING HOUSE. ALL RIGHT?

OK. IT TOOK THE SCHNEIDERS 2 YEARS TO SELL THEIRS.

I NEED THE MONEY IN 3 WEEKS

OR I LOSE MY PLACE.

I'LL GET YOU THE MONEY. I PROMISE.

CAN I TALK TO YOU?

WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?

WE SHOULD BE FOCUSED ON SCOTT.

I AM FOCUSED ON SCOTT.

WE GOTTA MAKE SURE WE CAN DO THIS FOR HIM.

POOL OUR RESOURCES, WHATEVER IT TAKES.

WHY YOU NEED A DIVORCE RIGHT NOW?

I JUST DON'T GET IT.

I'M SORRY, FRED, BUT THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO DO.

NOW, I'VE HAD SOME PAPERS DRAWN UP

AND I JUST WANT TO STICK TO THE PLAN.

LISTEN, WE'RE GONNA KEEP IT TOGETHER.

WE'RE GONNA STAY CALM.

LOOK, THERE'S NO KILLING YOURSELF OR ANYONE ELSE. OK?

YOU'RE GONNA GET THROUGH THIS.

ALL RIGHT? DO YOU HEAR ME?

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

CHEAVER.

CHEAVER.

COME ON. WHAT'S YOUR PLAN?

TAKE YOU GUYS TO THE AIRPORT,

AND I'M GONNA DRIVE STRAIGHT TO SALT LAKE TO SEE MY BROTHER.

NOT GOING BACK HOME. I CAN TELL YOU THAT MUCH.

WHAT ABOUT YOUR KID?

I'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT.

YOUR BROTHER SHOULD LEND YOU THE MONEY.

MY BROTHER IS IN DEBTORS ANONYMOUS.

FRED?

I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOU. YOU'RE BACK.

HEY, CARL. HI.

HEY. WHAT'S UP?

HOW'D IT GO OVER THERE?

GREAT. YOU KNOW, IT WENT GREAT.

WELL, WE ALL MISSED YOU.

YOU KNOW, SEEING YOU EVERYDAY.

WELL, I'M COMING BACK.

UH, JUST GONNA TAKE A FEW DAYS OFF

AND THEN IT'S NOSE TO THE GRINDSTONE TIME.

I'VE GOTTA EARN SOME MONEY.

YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW SINCE ALAN'S BEEN IN CHARGE,

HE'S JUST BEEN RUNNIN' THE COMPANY INTO THE GROUND.

AND THAT LAWSUIT. YOU HEARD ABOUT THAT.

NO.

ALREADY LAID OFF 60 GUYS.

INCLUDING ME.

SHIT.

THEY'RE SHUTTING DOWN THE WHOLE PLACE NEXT MONTH. SO...

FUCK.

YEAH.

FUCK!

FUCK!

FUCK!

TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOURSELF.

DON'T DRIVE STRAIGHT THROUGH, OK?

YOU'LL GET INTO A WRECK.

NOT A BAD IDEA.

WHAT?

KISS A TELEPHONE POLE GOING 90.

COLLECT SOME LIFE INSURANCE MONEY.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

FORGET THAT, BECAUSE INSURANCE DOESN'T PAY FOR SUICIDE.

NOT IF IT'S AN ACCIDENT.

ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH WITH THE CRAZY TALK, PLEASE.

I'M KIDDING, I'M KIDDING. IT'S A JOKE.

GOOD!

HAVE A NICE FLIGHT.

GOOD LUCK TO YOU.

ALL RIGHT.

DRIVE SAFE.

YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE, PAL.

YEAH, I KNOW.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

IT'S ALL RIGHT BECAUSE I'M DRIVING ANYWAY.

WHAT?

WE'RE COMIN' WITH YOU.

NO, YOU'RE NOT.

YEP. OF COURSE WE ARE.

NO, YOU'RE NOT. YOU HAVE FLIGHT TO CATCH.

WE'LL FLY OUT OF SALT LAKE CITY.

I FEEL PATHETIC ENOUGH. ALL RIGHT? JUST--

CRYING DON'T MEAN YOU'RE PATHETIC, OK?

ALL RIGHT, I'M FINE.

YEAH, YOU'RE GREAT.

THAT'S WHY WE'RE COMING WITH YOU.

WE WANT TO MEET YOUR WHOLE FAMILY.

THIS IS WHAT YOU GOTTA DO, OK?

CHEAVER, YOU GOTTA GET YOUR FINANCES IN ORDER.

ALL RIGHT, YOU BUY A HOUSE,

YOU GOTTA HAVE AN EXIT PLAN.

YOU GOTTA KNOW HOW YOU'RE GONNA SELL IT.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

HEY, EASY THERE, COWBOY.

THEY'RE FOR MY BACK.

SO, WHAT YOU GOTTA DO IS BUY AN APARTMENT HOUSE,

RENT IT OUT,

LIVE IN THE BASEMENT FOR FREE.

SIX MONTHS LATER YOU BORROW ON IT,

AND BUY ANOTHER ONE.

AM I STILL LIVING IN THE BASEMENT?

ABSOLUTELY.

TAKE A LEFT.

YOU CAN GET AROUND THIS.

YEAH, A MAN'S GOTTA BE INDISPENSABLE.

IF YOU WANNA MOVE UP IN THE WORLD, YOU GOTTA HAVE SKILLS.

BASIC SKILLS.

YEAH? WHAT ARE YOUR SKILLS?

LEADERSHIP.

I'M A LEADER.

ME, TOO.

NO, YOU'RE A PRIVATE.

THAT'S THE OPPOSITE OF A LEADER.

YOU KNOW COMPUTER?

YEAH, KINDA.

YOU'RE AT A DISADVANTAGE

IF YOU DON'T MASTER YOUR COMPUTER SKILLS.

YOU GOTTA BUILD ON THAT,

LEARN A NEW WORD EVERYDAY AND GET COMFORTABLE WITH IT.

DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING HERE?

GOT A SENSE OF IT.

I THINK YOU MIGHT BE MAKING YOUR WAY AROUND TO THE EAST.

NO, I'M GOOD.

CHEAVER, ARE WE GOING THE RIGHT--

DO YOU THINK HE'S OK?

HE TOOK A TON OF THOSE PILLS.

CHEAVER!

WAKE UP, MAN!

CHEAVER!

COME ON, MAN, WAKE UP!

TK, WATCH IT!

[TIRES SCREECHING]

NO!

OH, MY GOD.

HOLY SHIT!

OH, MY GOD.

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

YEAH.

MY GOD, TK, YOU'RE SO LUCKY.

YEAH, WELL...

I'M A LUCKY GUY.

WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING, TK?

HE STOPPED SHORT.

IT WAS A RED LIGHT.

IT WAS A RED LIGHT!

THERE WAS NOTHING I COULD DO!

I CAN'T FUCKING AFFORD IT!

HEY, GUYS...

I THINK IT OPENED UP.

COME ON, KEEP PRESSURE ON IT.

HE SAID A LEFT AT TEMPLETON?

DID YOU SEE TEMPLETON?

THERE IT IS.

WHAT THE HELL?

WE NEED A DOCTOR.

WELL, THE DOCTOR ISN'T IN UNTIL 3:00,

SO YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO WAIT.

WE CAN'T WAIT. IS THERE A NURSE?

NO.

YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA TREAT HER MYSELF.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

I'M A DOCTOR. AN ARMY MEDIC.

YOU CAN'T JUST GO IN THERE!

YOU HAVE TO WAIT!

YIKES.

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS.

YEAH.

[GRUNTING]

DOES THAT HURT?

IT'S OK.

HAVE YOU EVER DONE THIS BEFORE?

NO.

BUT SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA...

PUT THINGS ON JUST TO GET THINGS DONE.

MM-HMM.

YOU'LL BE FINE.

HEY, THANKS.

NO PROBLEM.

HEY, UH, DO YOU MIND IF I USE THE PHONE?

HEY, BABE.

SORRY I MISSED YOU.

AND I DO MISS YOU.

BUT I'M GONNA BE ANOTHER DAY OR TWO.

SO, UH, I LOVE YOU.

OK, I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. BYE.

HOW YOU DOING, CHEAVER?

I'M OK.

YOU GOTTA GIVE US THOSE PILLS.

WE'RE NOT GONNA LET YOU OFF YOURSELF.

IF YOU KILL YOURSELF, CHEAVER,

DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU GO?

UM...

HELL?

WORSE. THE LAKE OF FIRE.

THE LAKE OF FIRE?

YEAH. YOU DON'T WANNA GO THERE.

[CELL PHONE RINGING]

I FEEL LIKE I'M IN IT.

HELLO.

THEODORE?

YEAH.

I THINK IT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

HEY BABY, HOW ARE YOU?

NO, NO.

NO, THE OTHER GUY GOT SHOT IN THE LEG.

HE'S THE ONE WHOSE WIFE LEFT HIM,

SO WE'RE DRIVING HIM TO SALT LAKE CITY

AND THEN I'M GOING RIGHT HOME, OK, BABE?

NO, I'M WITH TWO GUYS.

ALL RIGHT, LET ME-- LET ME CALL YOU BACK, OK?

I LOVE YOU, TOO, BABE.

OK.

ALL RIGHT, BYE.

OH, MY LORD.

YOU'RE ONE GOOD LIAR. YOU KNOW THAT?

BUT, JUST SO YOU KNOW, THAT'S NOT A GOOD THING.

THAT JUST MAKES YOU A BIG PHONY.

BUT MOST OF WHAT I SAID WAS TRUE.

EXCEPT YOU FORGOT THE PART ABOUT THE TITTY BARS.

THAT'S BECAUSE I'M NOT GOIN' TO A TITTY BAR.

IT SEEMS TO ME IF YOU CAN'T TELL YOUR SOUL MATE THE TRUTH,

THEN MAYBE SHE'S NOT REALLY YOUR SOUL MATE.

I DIDN'T SAY SHE WAS MY SOUL MATE.

IF RANDY LIED TO ME...

I'D TAKE THAT GUITAR AND I WOULD BUST IT OVER HIS HEAD

AND THE DAMN LAP DANCERS, TOO.

THERE'S NO LAP DANCER!

OK, SO TELL HER THE TRUTH.

WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TELL HER THE TRUTH?

AW, FORGET IT.

I DON'T GET IT. WHAT'S THE BIG PROBLEM?

THE BIG PROBLEM? YEAH.

IS THAT I GOT WOUNDED IN THE DICK, THAT'S THE BIG PROBLEM!

WHAT?

I THOUGHT YOU SAID--

YEAH, AND IT DOESN'T WORK.

I CAN'T GET IT UP. OK? YOU HAPPY?

NO.

WHY YOU GOING TO VEGAS?

I GOT THE NAME OF A PLACE IN VEGAS WHERE THEY GOT REAL PROS,

AND I'M GONNA SEE IF THEY CAN GET ME HARD.

HOOKERS?

NO, HIGH-END GIRLS WHO KNOW HOW TO HANDLE SPECIAL CASES.

WHY DON'T YOU LET YOUR FIANCÉE DO IT?

BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHERE I'M WOUNDED.

SHE'S NOT GONNA BE INTERESTED IF SHE KNOWS I'M NOT WORKING RIGHT.

NO, YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.

YEAH, I DO KNOW THAT.

YOU GOTTA GIVE HER A CHANCE.

IF IT'S NOT WORKING,

SHE AND I GOT NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT.

WELL, EVEN IF IT DOESN'T WORK,

YOU CAN STILL PLEASURE HER.

THAT'S TRUE.

YEP.

YOU CAN DO THREESOMES.

WITH ANOTHER GIRL.

NO, WITH ANOTHER GUY.

THE GUY DOES IT WITH TK'S FIANCÉE WHILE TK WATCHES.

OH, JUST--COLEE--

OR YOU CAN USE A VIBRATOR.

THEY MAKE THEM REAL LIFE-LIKE THESE DAYS,

YOU CAN EVEN STRAP IT ON.

COLEE...

OR THEY CAN PUT THIS THING INSIDE YOUR PENIS.

IT'S LIKE A BALLOON AND ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS JUST PUMP--PUMP IT UP.

COLEE? YEAH?

ENOUGH.

WELL, IT'S JUST ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HER.

THE RENT-A-CAR FOLKS GAVE ME THE GO AHEAD, SO I CAN DO IT.

BUT THERE ARE ABOUT FIVE JOBS AHEAD OF YOU.

OH, SHIT.

ALL RIGHT.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING AFTER VEGAS?

YOU GONNA GO SEE YOUR MOM OR...

I HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO MY MOM IN THREE YEARS.

NO?

UH-UH.

WHY NOT?

SHE KICKED ME OUT OF THE HOUSE WHEN I WAS 16.

WANTED TO SPEND MORE ALONE TIME WITH HER BOYFRIEND.

THE ONLY PEOPLE I REALLY WANNA TALK TO NOW ARE RANDY'S FAMILY.

I'M GONNA STAY WITH THEM FROM NOW ON.

WELL, YOU CAN USE MY PHONE TO TELL THEM WE'RE RUNNING LATE.

NO, THAT'S OK.

THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW I'M COMING.

THEY DON'T?

NOPE.

OH.

YOU KNOW THAT FAMILY COLEE'S BRINGING THE GUITAR TO?

MM-HMM.

SHE THINKS SHE'S GONNA LIVE THEM.

THEY'RE GONNA BE HER FAMILY.

THAT GIRL'S LIVING IN A DREAM WORLD.

AHH.

PLUS, SHE'S GOT NO SKILLS.

[BELLS CHIMING]

THANKS.

IT LOOKS GOOD.

WHERE'S COLEE?

I DON'T KNOW.

THAT GIRL YOU WERE WITH?

YEAH.

I THINK SHE WENT ACROSS THE STREET TO THE CHURCH.

CAN I HELP YOU?

OH, WE'RE JUST LOOKIN' FOR SOMEONE.

ARE YOU FRIENDS OF COLEE?

YEAH.

SHE TOLD ME TO LOOK OUT FOR YOU.

JUST COME THIS WAY.

"WHAT DO I DO?" "WHAT BUSINESS ARE YOU IN?"

AND IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I ALWAYS SAY,

"WELL, I'M IN THE LOVE BUSINESS."

[LAUGHTER]

AND DON'T YOU KNOW, THE LORD HIMSELF

IS CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD OF THIS LOVE BUSINESS.

THINK ABOUT IT.

HE IS, ISN'T HE?

AND SO, THEN YOU GOT ASK YOURSELF...

DON'T YOU WANNA BE IN BUSINESS WITH THE LORD?

HEY, COME ON IN.

I KNOW I SURE DO.

BECAUSE THE LORD TAKES RESPONSIBILITY

EVEN WHEN YOU MAKE MISTAKES, DOESN'T HE?

HE'S REALLY GOOD, ISN'T HE?

THAT'S WHAT I CALL A GOOD CEO.

NOW, IN THE SPIRIT OF OUR LORD, WHO DIED FOR OUR SINS,

LET'S REACH OUT TO EACH OTHER WITH THE GREETING OF PEACE.

PEACE BE WITH YOU.

WE SHOULD GET OUT OF HERE.

YEAH, I KNOW.

PEACE WITH YOU.

NOW, REMEMBER THE FOLKS BEHIND YOU, TOO.

DON'T BE SHY.

AND IF ANY OF YOU ARE TROUBLED,

I ENCOURAGE YOU TO SPEAK OUT.

TESTIFY.

I'M HOPING YOU COULD PRAY FOR US.

UM, WE'RE SOLDIERS HOME ON LEAVE

AND MY FRIENDS HERE ARE TROUBLED.

CHEAVER HAS A VERY BAD BACK AND A BROKEN MARRIAGE,

AND HE WANTS TO TAKE HIS OWN LIFE.

AND TK IS WOUNDED IN THE PRIVATE PARTS,

WHICH IS WHY HE'S LYING TO HIS FIANCÉE ABOUT GOING TO WHORES.

THANK YOU, SISTER.

LORD, BRING YOUR HEALING TOUCH TO SISTER MARGARET'S ARTHRITIS.

AND GIVE HER DAUGHTER STRENGTH

AND FAITH IN THE FINAL DAYS OF HER PREGNANCY.

IN JESUS' NAME WE PRAY. AMEN.

All: AMEN.

AND BE SURE TO SAY A PRAYER...

PLEASE STAND, SIR.

HMM?

GET UP. GET UP.

IT'S YOUR TURN.

LORD, HELP THESE SOLDIERS,

WHO HAVE GIVEN SO MUCH FOR THIS COUNTRY.

EASE THE BURDEN OF PAIN FROM BROTHER CHEAVER'S BACK

AND HEAL HIS BROKEN SPIRIT.

All: AMEN.

AND FOR BROTHER TK, MAKE HIS WOUNDED...

WHOA!

WHOLE AGAIN.

AMEN.

Woman: THAT WAS GREAT. REALLY NICE.

ARE YOU SOLDIERS FROM KANSAS CITY?

NO, SIR. WE'RE JUST PASSING THROUGH.

WELL, I HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY.

WE'RE HAVING QUITE A SHINDIG TONIGHT.

HAPPENS TO BE MY BIRTHDAY.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

IT'S VERY NICE OF YOU BUT--

I'M STAN TILSON.

AND YOU DON'T NEED TO BE POLITE ABOUT IT.

I WANT YOU FOLKS TO COME, AND THAT'S IT.

WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.

WELL, YOU CAN'T SAY NO TO THAT KIND OF INVITATION.

HALF OF HEALING IS FELLOWSHIP.

WE'LL HAVE A QUICK BITE AND THEN BE ON OUR WAY.

AH, WELCOME, WELCOME.

NOW, WE DON'T START FOR A LITTLE WHILE,

BUT, UH, YOU FOLKS MAKE YOURSELVES RIGHT AT HOME.

OOH. WHAT ARE THOSE?

LOBSTER.

THAT'S A BIG LOBSTER.

Man: I'VE GOT FIVE SET UP HERE,

SO I NEED TO GET A FEW MORE.

WHEW. THIS GUY'S GOT SOME SERIOUS DOUGH.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

WOULD YOU CARE FOR SOME STUFFED ENDIVE?

NO, THANK YOU.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

Woman: I WORK FOR MY DAD.

I WORK IN, LIKE, COMMODITIES.

OH, REALLY? YEAH.

COOL. MY DAD'S A DRILL INSTRUCTOR.

YEAH. I GOT A BROTHER STATIONED IN KOREA

AND ANOTHER BROTHER WHO'S IN BASIC TRAINING.

SO, YOUR WHOLE FAMILY IS IN THE ARMY?

YEAH, JUST ABOUT. YEAH. MY MOM'S NOT.

OUR WHOLE FAMILY IS IN FINANCE.

COOL.

OH, THESE ARE THE SOLDIERS THAT DAD INVITED.

THIS IS MY BROTHER, PETER.

OH, RIGHT. WELCOME HOME.

THANKS. THANKS.

NO, THANK YOU.

IT'S A BIG MESS OVER THERE, ISN'T IT?

WELL, OF COURSE IT IS. IT'S A WAR.

WAR IS MESSY.

IT CAN'T BE ALL PERFECT.

HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?

WELL, HOW WOULD YOU KNOW, PETER?

DON'T EXACTLY SEE YOU OVER THERE.

BUT I'M NOT FOR THE WAR.

I DON'T THINK IT'S A GREAT THING.

NEITHER DO I.

SINCE WHEN?

WELL, I CAN CHANGE MY MIND, CAN'T I?

LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE?

YEAH, GO AHEAD, CHANGE YOUR MIND.

BUT THESE GUYS ARE STUCK OVER THERE.

THAT'S NOT THE POINT, PETER.

YOU DON'T GET IT. YOU JUST DON'T GET IT.

YOU CAN'T CHANGE YOUR MINDS, CAN YOU?

YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE.

NO, NOT REALLY.

BUT WE--WE DO GET SOME R&R.

THESE GUYS ARE SCREWED. AND FOR WHAT?

FOR WHAT?

CAN WE JUST ARGUE ABOUT GOLF, PLEASE?

THERE'S A LOT AT STAKE OVER THERE, PETER.

YEAH, A LOT OF MONEY.

BARBARA, WHAT'S THE NAME OF THAT WOMAN

WHO'S ALWAYS TRYING TO GET THAT SATURDAY MORNING TEE TIME?

ANGELA MORTON.

RIGHT, THAT'S HER BIG CAUSE.

WHAT DO YOU REALLY THINK WE'RE FIGHTING FOR?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING OVER THERE?

HONESTLY, WE'RE JUST TRYING TO STAY ALIVE.

STAY ALIVE?

I BET THAT'S NOT SO EASY.

STAY ALIVE? JESUS CHRIST.

IF THAT'S YOUR ATTITUDE, NO WONDER WE'RE LOSING.

BOB!

HEY, THAT'S NICE.

WELL, I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS CRAP.

COME ON.

CAN'T YOU JUST SHUT UP FOR ONCE?

WHAT?

YOU ALWAYS DO THIS.

I'M SORRY.

IT'S OK.

THAT'S FINE.

PARTIES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FUN.

WHITE WINE, PLEASE.

SO, YOU'RE A SOLDIER, HUH?

UM, USED TO BE.

YOU SAW A LOT?

ENOUGH.

SO THEY HAVE GIRLS IN THE MILITARY NOW, HUH?

YES, MA'AM.

IS THAT YOUR FRIEND?

THE GIRL I'M WITH?

MM-HMM.

WE'RE SHARING A CAR.

OH.

YOU MARRIED?

I'M, UH, SEPARATED.

YOU?

NNH.

WHAT'S THAT MEAN?

IT MEANS "NNH."

HA HA HA HA!

OK.

DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DANCE?

AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DO.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

* I WANT SOMEBODY

* TO BE LIKE A CROWD

* THIS CAN'T GO ON

* HEY, HEY, HEY

CHEAVER'S GOT SOME SKILLS.

I THINK SHE LIKES HIM.

DO YOU WANNA DANCE?

CAN YOU DANCE?

OF COURSE I CAN DANCE.

NO, I MEANT YOUR LEG.

OH, YEAH.

I DON'T KNOW. WE COULD TRY.

DOES IT HURT?

YEAH, A LITTLE I GUESS.

I THINK YOU COULD PUT YOUR FOOT ON MINE.

PUT MY FOOT ON YOURS?

YEAH.

LIKE, ON YOUR TOES?

SURE. HOW'S THAT?

YEAH, WE CAN TRY THAT.

ALL RIGHT.

YEAH. THAT HELPS IT.

DOES IT? MM-HMM.

WOW.

WHAT?

MMM. YOU ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO BE NICE.

[MUSIC ENDS]

[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]

WHERE'D CHEAVER GO?

I DON'T KNOW.

CHEAVER!

CHEAVER?

CHEAVER!

WHERE THE HELL IS HE?

MAYBE HE WENT HOME WITH THAT WOMAN?

HE BETTER NOT HAVE.

OH, COME ON. GIVE THE GUY A BREAK.

CHEAVER!

CHEAVER!

NAH, I DON'T WANNA STAY HERE.

HEY.

THESE PEOPLE ARE NICE.

AND WE GOTTA SLEEP SOME TIME.

YOU COULD HAVE SLEPT WHILE I WAS DRIVING.

LOOK, WE'LL FIND CHEAVER IN THE MORNING

AND THEN WE'LL GET GOING. OK?

I THINK THESE ARE THE GUEST ROOMS.

I'M GONNA TAKE THIS ONE.

OK. OK.

ALL RIGHT.

GOOD NIGHT.

GOOD NIGHT.

[DISTANT LAUGHTER]

[MUFFLED MOANING]

I THINK I FOUND CHEAVER.

[MUFFLED MOANING]

Woman: OH! OH, YEAH! OHH!

OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH.

OHH! OHH! OH, YEAH.

OHH! OHH! OHH!

YEAH, I THINK...

I THINK--I THINK I'M FIXIN' TO COME!

[MOANING LOUDLY]

[DOOR CLOSES]

DON'T STOP.

WHO'S THAT?

THAT'S JUST MY HUSBAND.

WHAT? DON'T STOP.

KEEP GOING.

GIVE IT TO HER GOOD, SOLDIER.

THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE IN THERE.

[DOOR SLAMS]

OOH, CHEAVER, THAT WOMAN WANTED TO MAKE A TRAIN WITH YOU.

SHH!

DO YOU STILL WANNA KILL YOURSELF?

NOT AT THE MOMENT.

THERE'S STILL HOPE, YOU KNOW.

THAT WOMAN WANTED YOU.

YEAH, THAT MAN WANTED YOU, TOO.

THAT'S NOT FUNNY.

"OHH! OHH!

I THINK I'M FIXIN' TO COME!"

I TOLD THIS GUY IN THE BAND ABOUT RANDY'S GUITAR.

AND HE THINKS IT MIGHT BE WORTH THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS OR...

MAYBE EVEN MORE.

GREAT.

WHATEVER.

IT'D BE NICE TO GO HIKING

WHEN WE GET TO THE ROCKIES, DON'T YOU THINK?

HAVE A PICNIC?

NO.

DENVER, COLORADO.

WHERE ARE WE?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

YOU'LL SEE.

[STRUMMING GUITAR]

IT'S A GOOD ONE.

I KNOW A GUY WHO WOULD COME OVER HERE RIGHT NOW

AND GIVE YOU 10 GRAND FOR IT.

10 GRAND?

10 GRAND.

BUT...

IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE JUST GOT 22 AT AUCTION.

$22,000?

IT'S A VERY SPECIAL INSTRUMENT YOU GOT THERE.

YES, SIR.

JEEZ!

$22,000!

YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME.

NO, I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A STOLEN GUITAR.

IT'S NOT STOLEN.

IT BELONGED TO HIS DADDY.

BUT HE STOLE SOMETHING, RIGHT?

YEAH, HE ROBBED A CASINO.

LUCKY JIM'S.

THAT'S RIGHT.

WALKED IN THERE BY HIMSELF

AND HE WALKED OUT WITH $50,000.

SO, RANDY WAS LIKE A BAD-ASS, RIGHT?

YEAH.

[CELL PHONE RINGING]

HE WAS A GOOD PERSON, TOO, YOU KNOW?

HE CAME FROM A GREAT FAMILY.

HE JUST ROBBED A LITTLE BIT, IS THAT IT?

HELLO? HEY, SCOTT.

TK: WHY'D HE START ROBBING?

HE JUST GOT, YOU KNOW, INTO A LITTLE BIT OF TROUBLE.

WELL, YOUR MOM AND ME HAVE...

SOME THINGS WE HAVE TO SORT OUT.

NO, NO, IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT.

YOU'RE GOIN' TO STANFORD.

WE'RE GONNA GET YOU TO STANFORD.

NO.

NO, NO, NO. THAT IS NOT A GOOD IDEA.

NO. DO NOT DO THAT.

I WILL GET YOU THE MONEY!

I WILL TAKE CARE OF IT.

I SAID I WILL AND I WILL.

PROMISE ME, YOU WILL NOT DO THAT.

ALL RIGHT.

I'LL--I'LL--

I'LL CALL YOU LATER.

ALL RIGHT, AND...

LOVE YOU.

SO WHAT'S UP?

THE KID THINKS HE'S GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT.

HE'S GONNA GET THE MONEY BY ENLISTING IN THE FUCKING ARMY.

$20,000 SIGNING BONUS.

HAS TO PUT OFF COLLEGE FOR GOD KNOWS HOW MANY YEARS, BUT...

HE'S OK WITH THAT.

WELL, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A PRETTY GOOD IDEA.

THAT IS NOT A GOOD IDEA.

THEY'LL SEND HIM RIGHT OVER THERE.

I'M NOT GOING TO LET THAT HAPPEN.

MAYBE HE CAN GO TO STATE SCHOOL.

NO, YOU GOT A SHOT AT STANFORD, YOU GO TO STANFORD.

EXACTLY.

THE PROBLEM IS YOU CAN'T GO THERE FOR FREE,

YOU KNOW...

I GOTTA GET THE MONEY. GET THE MONEY.

JUST GET THE MONEY.

I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU, CHEAVER.

I'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT.

IF YOU'RE SO WORRIED ABOUT HIM,

WHY DON'T YOU GIVE HIM THAT GUITAR OF YOURS?

WHAT?

I CAN'T GIVE HIM RANDY'S GUITAR.

WHY NOT? IT'S A STOLEN GUITAR.

IT'S NOT STOLEN.

IT BELONGS TO HIS FAMILY.

BESIDES, I MEAN, I DON'T SEE THE PROBLEM, YOU KNOW?

I ENLISTED AND I WENT OVER THERE.

YEAH, BUT WHAT CHOICE DID YOU HAVE?

AND IF I WAS GONNA SELL A GUITAR,

DON'T YOU THINK I'D USE IT TO PAY FOR MY OWN GODDAMN COLLEGE?

YEAH, BUT IT WOULDN'T BE STANFORD.

YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.

COME ON. THE GUY'S GONNA KILL HIMSELF

IF YOU DON'T GIVE HIM THAT GUITAR.

I'M NOT GONNA KILL MYSELF,

AND I DON'T NEED YOUR GUITAR.

ALL RIGHT, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO THEN?

I'M GONNA SKIP SALT LAKE,

I'M GONNA GO TO VEGAS WITH YOU GUYS.

I'M GONNA BORROW SOME MONEY OFF MY CREDIT CARD,

AND I'M GONNA TURN IT INTO $20,000.

YOU'RE GONNA PLAY POKER?

NO, I WAS THINKING ROULETTE.

PLAY RED AND BLACK,

GUESS THE RIGHT COLOR THREE TIMES, I GOT THE MONEY.

IF I WAS YOU, I'D STICK TO THE SKILLS GAMES--

EITHER BLACKJACK OR TEXAS HOLD 'EM.

BUT WHATEVER YOU DO, STAY AWAY FROM CRAPS.

THAT'S THE STUPIDEST IDEA.

WHY?

IT'S CRAZY.

YOU JUST CAN'T GO TO VEGAS AND MAKE $20,000.

THAT'S--YOU'RE DREAMING.

WAIT A MINUTE. HE'S DREAMING?

YEAH.

HE'S THE ONE WHO'S GOT THE STUPID IDEA?

YOU'RE TRAVELING ALL THE WAY ACROSS COUNTRY

TO VISIT A FAMILY THAT YOU'VE NEVER EVEN MET.

LIKE, THEY DON'T KNOW YOU'RE COMING.

THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU EXIST.

DO YOU THINK THEY'RE GONNA LOVE YOU OR TAKE CARE OF YOU?

LIKE, HE'S NOT THE ONE WHO'S DREAMING.

AH, CHRIST.

ARE YOU--

YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.

I JUST DON'T WANT HIM TO LOSE HIS MONEY.

LISTEN, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, OK?

DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.

I HAVE TO GIVE THEM THE GUITAR.

I HAVE TO GIVE IT TO THEM.

BUT THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU.

I DON'T KNOW YOU!

WHO EVER HEARD OF GIVING $20,000 TO SOMEONE THAT YOU JUST MET?

YEAH, BUT THE GUY'S DESPERATE.

HE'S ALL FUCKED-UP.

ENOUGH!

I CAN PAY FOR MY OWN KID'S COLLEGE.

I'M JUST TRYIN' TO HELP YOU, MAN.

YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT FUCKED UP?

LOOK IN THE MIRROR.

I'M NOT THE ONE TRYING TO KILL MYSELF, BUDDY.

[COLEE CRYING]

COLEE...

COLEE, STOP CRYING.

I CAN'T GIVE YOU THE GUITAR.

I CAN'T GIVE IT TO YOU.

I KNOW. IT'S OK.

IT'S NOT OK.

I WANT TO GIVE IT TO YOU, BUT THEN I WON'T HAVE--

I WON'T HAVE ANYWHERE TO GO.

[CRYING]

COLEE.

COME ON, COLEE.

ALL RIGHT, LISTEN?

HOW ABOUT YOU STOP CRYING AND WE'LL STOP?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

YOU BEEN WANTING TO SIGHTSEE, RIGHT?

YEAH.

OK, SO WE'LL GO SOMEWHERE, DO SOMETHING.

CAN WE HAVE A PICNIC?

YEAH, A PICNIC, WHATEVER.

YEAH.

YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR GUITAR IN THE CAR.

I'M NOT GONNA STEAL IT.

WELL, YOU MIGHT NOT THINK YOU ARE,

BUT I'M NOT CHANCING IT.

I DON'T WANT TO GET DITCHED.

WHY, DOES THAT HAPPEN TO YOU A LOT?

HA HA.

LOOK.

LOOK AT THESE ROCKS.

THAT'S A SKIPPING ROCK.

THAT WOULD GO FAR, HUH?

YEAH.

HEY, THAT'S A FOSSIL.

THAT'S A NICE ONE.

IT IS?

IT'S A MOLLUSK, SEE?

OH.

POOR LITTLE GUY WINDS UP GETTING SQUISHED BETWEEN TWO ROCKS.

WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO BACK?

I LIKE IT HERE. IT'S FUN.

[DISTANT LAUGHTER AND CHATTER]

OH, FUCK.

TK?

WHAT?

GUESS WHAT?

WHAT?

I GOT YOUR PROBLEM SOLVED.

WHAT PROBLEM?

UM, I WAS IN THE BATHROOM,

AND I MET THESE REAL NICE GIRLS,

AND THEY TRAVEL AROUND IN THAT RV OVER THERE.

UH-HUH.

AND WHAT THEY DO IS THEY'RE SEX WORKERS.

BUT THEY'RE REAL PROFESSIONAL,

AND I TOLD THEM ABOUT YOUR PROBLEM AND THEY SAID--

YOU GOTTA STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT.

THEY SAID THAT THEY COULD TAKE CARE OF IT.

AND THEY SAID THEY'D GIVE YOU A DISCOUNT

BECAUSE YOU'RE A SERVICE MAN WOUNDED IN THE WAR.

SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD DEAL TO ME.

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

HEY THERE.

HEY. HI.

SO, HERE HE IS.

THIS IS TK.

TK, THIS IS BRANDI, KENDRA AND SAVANNAH.

HEY. HEY.

SO HOW DOES THIS WORK?

DOES HE JUST PICK ONE OF YOU OR...

YEP, OR HE CAN HAVE ALL THREE.

OH.

HOW MUCH?

OH, HE'S SO CUTE, I'LL DO IT FOR FREE.

FOR FREE? HOW'S THAT SOUND?

DON'T WORRY, SHE'LL GET IT GOING.

OR IF SHE CAN'T, NOBODY CAN.

YOU COME WITH ME.

OK.

YOU'RE ALL RIGHT?

WE'RE HERE FOR YOU!

COLEE.

YEAH?

COME ON.

YOU ALL RIGHT?

YEAH.

AH.

WHAT?

COLEE.

NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED.

WHAT'S WRONG? I GOTTA--

YOU GETTING COLD FEET?

NO, I GOTTA GET SOMETHING IN MY STOMACH.

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

I HAVEN'T EATEN ANYTHING

EXCEPT A HOT DOG IN THE LAST 24 HOURS.

SO WHAT? EAT LATER.

WHY, I NEED TO UP MY ELECTROLYTES.

YOU KNOW, I NEED A POWER BAR OR GATORADE.

OK. DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING LIKE THAT?

NO. WE JUST GOT COKE AND TOSSED SALAD AND MARLBORO LIGHTS.

HEY, TK, I SAW A STORE ON THE WAY IN.

ALL RIGHT. WELL, UM...

I GUESS THEY'RE GONNA GO TO THE STORE.

GET ME A FRIED EGG SANDWICH ON A ROLL.

ARE YOU MAD AT ME?

NO.

I'M SORRY.

I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP.

I-I SHOULD JUST KEEP MY BIG MOUTH SHUT.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

WOW. LOOK AT THOSE CLOUDS.

[THUNDERING]

WOW, IT'S REALLY COMING DOWN.

[LOUD THUNDER]

THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

HUH?

[BANGING]

THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.

WHOO! WOW.

[LAUGHING]

WOW.

HOLY SHIT.

HOLY SHIT IS RIGHT.

GET OUT OF THE CAR.

I'M NOT GETTING OUT OF THE CAR.

YOU STAY IN THIS CAR, YOU MIGHT DIE!

IF I LEAVE THE CAR, I MIGHT DIE.

TK, OPEN THE DOOR.

GET OUT.

[METAL CLANGING]

IT'S OK.

WE'LL BE FINE.

[WIND SLOWS]

OK.

IS IT GONE?

OH, MY GOD!

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

YEAH.

WHAT'S GOING ON? NOTHING.

YOU OK?

YEAH.

IS IT WORKING?

WHAT?

IS IT WORKING?

AS A MATTER OF FACT, YEAH,

IT'S WORKING PRETTY GOOD RIGHT NOW.

THAT'S GREAT.

OH, YEAH. OK.

YEAH, THAT'S WORKING.

UM...THAT'S GREAT.

YEAH.

AHH.

WOW.

WE SHOULD GET OUT.

HEY, CHEAV?

GUESS WHAT?

WHAT?

HIS PENIS WORKS.

WHAT YOU MEAN? YOU GOT WOOD?

YEAH. DEFINITELY WOOD.

SO, WE DON'T NEED THESE LADIES ANYMORE?

NOPE, HE'S ALL FIXED UP.

HE COULD POUND A NAIL WITH THAT THING.

POUND A NAIL?

UH-HUH.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?

DID YOU TOUCH IT?

NO, I DIDN'T HAVE TO.

IT WAS JUST POKING RIGHT INTO ME.

IT'S A MIRACLE!

YOU ARE ONE LUCKY BASTARD, TK.

YOU ALL RIGHT?

YEAH, YOU DON'T SEEM TOO HAPPY. CONSIDERING.

I'M ALL RIGHT.

I GET TO SEE MY GIRLFRIEND.

GO BACK DOWN RANGE LIKE NOTHING EVER HAPPENED.

TK, WHAT ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT?

YOU'RE ON A LUCKY STREAK.

I DON'T THINK SO.

I MEAN, YOU CAN ONLY GET LUCKY FOR SO LONG.

STREAKS DON'T LAST FOREVER AND I'VE BEEN BURNING SOME KARMA.

HEY. YOU CAN'T THINK THAT WAY.

IT'S GONNA MESS YOUR HEAD UP, GET YOU IN TROUBLE OVER THERE.

YEAH, YOU GOTTA FORGET ABOUT LUCK.

I MEAN, LOOK AT RANDY.

ROBBING LUCKY JIM'S, NOT GETTING CAUGHT.

THAT WAS LUCKY. AMAZING.

BUT MAYBE IF HE HAD GOT CAUGHT,

HE WOULD'VE GONE TO JAIL,

AND HE WOULDN'T HAVE ENLISTED AND THEN HE MIGHT BE ALIVE.

THAT MIGHT BE LUCKIER.

SO, YOU KNOW, JUST DON'T THINK ABOUT LUCK.

I'M ON MY THIRD TOUR. THE ODDS AREN'T GOOD.

MAYBE YOU NEED TO CHANGE THE ODDS.

MAYBE YOU DON'T GO BACK.

MAYBE YOU GO TO CANADA?

TAKE A BREAK.

I CAN'T GO TO CANADA, MAN.

YOU'RE A COWARD IF YOU GO TO CANADA.

YEAH, BUT YOU'RE A COWARD THAT'S ALIVE.

PLUS, YOU'VE DONE YOUR SERVICE.

GIVEN A LOT. MORE THAN MOST PEOPLE.

I CAN'T DO IT. THEY GOT SHIT FOOTBALL IN CANADA.

BECOME A HOCKEY FAN.

NAH.

I DON'T KNOW ANYONE UP THERE ANYWAY.

WE'LL COME VISIT YOU.

I'VE NEVER BEEN TO CANADA.

YEAH. NO.

YEAH. I'M GOOD.

HEY! THERE'S LUCKY JIM'S.

ROBBING A CASINO IS A BALLSY THING TO DO.

IN A WEIRD WAY, YOU GOTTA ADMIRE IT.

YOU KNOW, HE WAS WEARING A GORILLA MASK WHEN HE DID IT

ON HALLOWEEN ABOUT THREE YEARS AGO.

NOBODY EVEN LOOKED TWICE AT A GUY RUNNING DOWN THE STREET

WEARING A MASK AND CARRYING A GUN.

I'M HAPPY FOR YOU, TK.

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE GOING HOME TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

THAT'S GONNA BE REAL NICE.

JUST TREAT HER RIGHT.

OK.

AND WHEN YOU GET MARRIED,

LET ME KNOW BECAUSE I WANT TO SEND YOU SOMETHING.

YOU GOT LOTS OF CELEBRATING TO DO.

YOU GOT YOUR BRIDAL SHOWER AND YOUR ENGAGEMENT PARTY.

COLEE, STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP.

AND YOUR REHEARSAL DINNER. IT'S GONNA BE NICE.

JUST TAKE CARE.

THAT WAS A BIT FORWARD.

GOOD LUCK AT THE TABLES.

LISTEN TO ME. YOU GO HOME AND DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO THERE,

BUT IF I WERE YOU, I'D THINK TWICE ABOUT GOING BACK.

WELL, IF I GO HOME, I'M GOING BACK.

YOU KNOW, MY WHOLE FAMILY IS IN THE ARMY.

SO, IT'S ALMOST THE SAME THING.

YEAH.

SEE YOU, GUYS.

SO, YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT ME TO DRIVE YOU OVER TO RANDY'S?

NO, I GOTTA DO THIS BY MYSELF.

THANKS.

I'LL TAKE A TAXI.

WELL, IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, YOU GIVE ME A CALL.

ALL RIGHT?

I'M REAL SORRY ABOUT THAT GUITAR.

FORGET IT.

YOU BRING IT TO THEM.

THEY'RE GONNA LOVE YOU.

[NEWSCASTER TALKING ABOUT IRAQ IN BACKGROUND]

WHAT'LL IT BE?

UM, CAN I GET A SHOT OF TEQUILA?

Newscaster: SUDDENLY, OUT OF AN ALLEYWAY, WHAM!

THERE COMES AN RPG.

WE HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET A LIVE REPORT.

CAN--CAN YOU MAKE THAT A DOUBLE?

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

YES?

HI.

I'M COLEE DUNN.

I WAS A FRIEND OF RANDY'S.

WE SERVED TOGETHER AND, UM...

THIS IS HIS GUITAR.

WELL, COME IN.

OH, AND THESE FLOWERS ARE FOR YOU, TOO.

THANK YOU.

WE LOVE FLOWERS.

THERE WE ARE.

YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL HOME.

THANKS.

I GUESS YOU DIDN'T REALLY NEED THE FLOWERS.

WELL, WE'RE ALWAYS HAPPY FOR MORE.

WE HAVE A FLOWER WHOLESALING BUSINESS, SO...

RANDY PROBABLY TOLD YOU THAT.

OF COURSE HE NEVER LIKED WORKING THERE.

YOU KNOW BOYS.

ALWAYS TRYING TO PROVE THEY'RE MEN.

I GUESS WORKING IN A FLOWER SHOP DIDN'T QUITE GO WITH THAT.

I MUST SAY, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT RANDY PLAYED THE GUITAR.

I THOUGHT THAT...

I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE YOU GAVE IT TO HIM.

MM-MM.

IT WASN'T IN YOUR FAMILY?

NO, OUR FAMILY WAS NEVER TOO MUSICAL.

I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE WOULD OF GOTTEN SUCH A NICE GUITAR.

THAT'S FUNNY.

HOW YOU DOING TODAY, SIR?

I'LL KNOW IN ABOUT 30 MINUTES.

NEVER TOO OLD TO SIGN UP.

YOU EVER THINK ABOUT IT?

I JUST GOT OUT.

THAT'D BE THE BEST TIME TO GET BACK IN.

YEAH.

THERE YOU GO, SWEETIE.

P.A.: YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE.

AIR CANADA FLIGHT 63 FOR VANCOUVER WILL BEGIN

BOARDING IN APPROXIMATELY 45 MINUTES FROM GATE C29.

OH.

CAN I HELP YOU?

NO, NO, NO.

NO? YOU SURE?

YES, JUST TELL US SOME MORE STORIES ABOUT RANDY.

OK. UM...

[DOORBELL RINGS]

OH. ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA GET THAT.

TOM, THAT TOAST IS BURNING.

SHANNON, THIS IS COLEE.

COLEE SERVED WITH RANDY.

HI.

HI.

AND THIS IS LITTLE JESSE.

HE LOOKS JUST LIKE HIS DADDY, DON'T YOU THINK?

HE'S GOT RANDY'S EYES.

BUT HE'S GOT A BALD SPOT JUST LIKE YOU.

GIVE ME THAT BABY.

STOP IT.

[LAUGHTER]

THAT'S MY BOY. YEAH.

HOW YOU DOING?

I'M GOOD.

I'M SORRY, COLEE.

YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT SHANNON, DID YOU?

YEAH, I KNEW.

I KNEW ABOUT THAT.

HE'S A DAMN FOOL, RANDY.

HE NEVER SLEPT WITH THE GIRL BUT ONCE, HE BARELY KNEW HER.

BUT SHE GOT PREGNANT.

AND HE DISAPPEARED AND, OF COURSE, WE FELT RESPONSIBLE.

SHE'S GONNA HAVE A BABY.

DOESN'T CHANGE WHATEVER YOU HAD WITH RANDY.

HOPE YOU KNOW THAT.

P.A.: THIS IS THE FINAL CALL

FOR AIR CANADA FLIGHT 63 TO VANCOUVER.

HE'S LOOKING AT ME TO SEE IF IT'S OK TO EAT THEM.

YES, YOU MAY EAT IT.

YOU GO RIGHT AHEAD.

YES, DELICIOUS.

HEY, COLEE.

UM...

I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT, UH...

JEANIE AND I HAVE TALKED ABOUT THIS

AND SEEING THAT YOU'RE KINDA OUT OF TOUCH WITH YOUR OWN FAMILY,

WELL, UM, WE WANT YOU TO KNOW

THAT, UH, YOU'RE WELCOME TO STAY HERE

FOR THE REST OF YOUR LEAVE.

REALLY?

UM...

[LAUGHTER]

WOW, THAT'S...

THAT'S SO NICE.

I HAVE SOMETHING THAT I WANT TO SAY, TOO.

UM...

SHANNON, UM...

THERE'S A COUPLE THINGS THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW.

RANDY, HE LOVED YOU WITH ALL HIS HEART AND SOUL

AND...HE TALKED ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME.

AND, YOU KNOW, HE KNEW THAT HE HAD MADE A BIG MISTAKE

AND HE WAS GONNA MAKE IT UP TO YOU.

AND TOM AND JEANIE, HE JUST LOVED YOU SO MUCH.

HE KNEW WHAT GREAT PARENTS YOU WERE AND...

GRANDPARENTS, TOO, AND...

AND HE WAS JUST SO LOOKING FORWARD TO COMING HOME.

Y'ALL HAVE BEEN SO NICE TO ME.

AND I THINK I SHOULD GO.

NO, NO, NO, NO.

YOU CAN STAY, CAN'T YOU?

NO. I THINK I SHOULD GO.

OH.

AND, YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING...

WOULD IT BE ALL RIGHT IF I TOOK THAT GUITAR?

RANDY'S GUITAR?

IS THAT OK?

YOU TAKE IT.

YOU'RE WELCOME TO IT.

MMM. THANK YOU.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

EXCUSE ME.

I HAVE A FRIEND WHO I THINK GOT ARRESTED.

YOU JUST BROUGHT HIM IN.

WHAT'S THE NAME?

POOLE. TK POOLE.

YEAH, WE GOT HIM.

CAN I SEE HIM?

NO, HE'S STILL BEING PROCESSED, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO WAIT.

WHAT'D HE DO?

DOESN'T SAY.

MUST'VE DONE SOMETHING.

[CELL PHONE RINGING]

HELLO.

CHEAVER, GUESS WHAT?

I GOT THE GUITAR.

I TOLD YOU NOT TO WORRY ABOUT THAT.

ARE YOU STILL IN VEGAS? CAN I COME MEET YOU?

HEY. HEY.

HOW IS HE?

THEY WON'T LET ME SEE HIM.

WELL, WHAT DID HE DO?

I DON'T KNOW.

SIR, WHEN CAN WE SEE OUR FRIEND?

YOU CAN'T.

LISTEN, WE GOTTA SEE HIM.

HE'S IN THE ARMY, WE ALL ARE,

AND HE'S HOME ON LEAVE FOR JUST 30 DAYS.

NOW, YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW WHAT THAT'S LIKE.

I KNOW JUST WHAT THAT'S LIKE.

I WAS A MARINE IN DESERT STORM.

OH, WELL, THEN MAYBE YOU CAN HELP US OUT.

Man: MY PROBLEM'S MY APPROACH SHOT.

OH, SEE, YEAH.

ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS JUST SHORTEN UP THAT BACK SWING

AND I GUARANTEE YOU HIT THE GREEN EVERY TIME.

OH.

THAT'S IT.

I DON'T LIKE TO BRAG

BECAUSE BRAGGING DOESN'T COME EASY TO ME,

BUT, YOU KNOW, LAST TIME I PLAYED NUMBER FOUR IN KUWAIT CITY

I GOT A HOLE-IN-ONE.

COME ON, YOU'RE BULLSHITTING ME.

NO, I'M SERIOUS.

AND IT WAS AMAZING BECAUSE THE BALL NEVER EVEN HIT THE GRASS.

IT JUST DROPPED STRAIGHT IN THE HOLE.

THERE WAS NOTHING BUT CUP.

[LAUGHTER]

THAT'S AMAZING.

BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL.

YOU KNOW THESE TWO?

YEAH.

HEY, GUYS.

HI.

HEY, YOUR FRIEND HERE IS A REAL HERO.

YEAH, WE KNOW, BUT WHY IS HE HERE?

HE'S HERE BECAUSE HE SERVED HIS COUNTRY HONORABLY

AND THEN HE CAME BACK AND TOOK RESPONSIBILITY FOR A PAST MISTAKE.

THAT'S AS BRAVE AS IT GETS.

WHAT'S THE CHARGE?

ARMED ROBBERY.

ARMED ROBBERY?

WHAT DID HE ROB?

YOU EVER HEARD OF A CASINO CALLED LUCKY JIM'S?

YEAH.

YEAH, I HEARD OF THAT.

SO, YOU ROBBED LUCKY JIM'S?

YEAH.

AND, UH...

I COULDN'T KEEP IT A SECRET ANYMORE.

THE GUILT WAS JUST KEEPING ME UP AT NIGHT.

GUY WHO CAN MAN-UP TO HIS PAST HAS GOT MY RESPECT.

MM-HMM. MM-HMM.

COULD WE HAVE A MOMENT ALONE WITH HIM?

IS THAT ALL RIGHT WITH YOU?

YEAH.

LUCKY JIM'S?

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

WELL, LIKE YOU SAID, I GOTTA DO WHAT I GOTTA DO.

FIND A WAY TO STAY ALIVE.

WHAT, TO KEEP FROM GOING BACK?

YEAH, IT'S PERFECT.

NO! YOU'RE GOING TO GO TO PRISON.

LOOK AT ME. PRISON'S GONNA BE EASY ON A GUY LIKE ME.

I GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT.

I CAN GET A COLLEGE DEGREE IN THERE.

THESE GUYS SAID I'LL BE OUT IN 18 MONTHS.

THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME.

YOU'LL BE AN EX-CON.

YEAH, BUT A LIVING EX-CON.

TK, THIS IS CRAZY.

EVERYBODY OK IN HERE?

YEAH.

YOU DIDN'T GET HIT TOO HARD ON THE HEAD

FIGHTING OVER THERE, DID YOU?

NO, SIR. NO.

WELL, THEN YOU'RE ALL VERY FUNNY.

SO FUNNY, YOU CAN GET YOUR ASSES THE HELL OUT OF HERE.

YOU THINK I GOT TIME TO WASTE, MR. BIG SHOT HERO?

YOU ROB LUCKY JIM'S?

YES, SIR.

THAT'S INTERESTING.

BECAUSE LUCKY JIM'S HAS NEVER BEEN ROBBED.

SURE, IT HAS.

I CHECKED ALL THE RECORDS.

AND I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH LUCKY JIM HIMSELF.

NOW, COME ON, GET OUT OF HERE.

TAKE A WALK.

TK, YOU OK?

HEY.

OH, MAN.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I ALMOST DID THAT.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID THAT.

DON'T WORRY.

WE GET IT.

I'M SORRY, GUYS.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

NAH, I'M REAL SORRY.

IT'S OK.

I'M FUCKED UP.

WOW, IT'S OFFICIAL, I'M FUCKED UP.

DID YOU GUYS KNOW HOW FUCKED UP I WAS?

IT DIDN'T REALLY SHOW...THAT MUCH.

I GOTTA RE-EVALUATE.

YOU KNOW, I'M STARTING TO SEE THINGS MORE CLEARLY RIGHT NOW.

GOOD. GREAT.

I REALIZE THAT...

I DON'T KNOW SHIT, MAN.

FUCK.

I DON'T KNOW SHIT.

YOU KNOW SOME THINGS.

YEAH?

YEAH. YEAH.

YOU GOT THE BASIC SKILLS.

SO, HOW WERE RANDY'S PARENTS?

THEY WERE REAL NICE.

GOOD, I'M GLAD.

AND SO WAS RANDY'S GIRLFRIEND AND HIS BABY, TOO.

OH, GOD.

YEP.

BUT, LOOK, I GOT THE GUITAR.

AND, CHEAVER, I WANT YOU TO HAVE IT.

THAT'S, UH...

REAL SWEET OF YOU, BUT I DON'T NEED IT.

I GOT THE MONEY.

WHAT?

HOW MUCH DID YOU WIN?

I DIDN'T WIN ANYTHING.

I DIDN'T EVEN PLACE A BET.

I RE-ENLISTED.

YOU WHAT?

YOU WHAT?

I RE-ENLISTED.

GOT A $20,000 SIGNING BONUS, SO ALL SET.

THAT'S INSANE.

YOU'RE CALLING ME INSANE?

CHEAVER, I GOT YOU THE GUITAR.

SELL IT, GET THE MONEY THAT WAY.

YOU NEED THAT GUITAR MORE THAN I DO, COLEE.

NO, I GOT ARMY MONEY SAVED UP.

I'M GONNA BE FINE.

AND I'M GONNA FIND MY MOM AND PATCH THINGS UP, SO YOU TAKE IT.

NO, I'M GOING BACK.

THE RECRUITER CALLED MY HOME UNIT.

THEY'RE TRANSFERRING THE PAPERWORK NOW.

YOU CAN GET OUT OF THAT.

I DON'T KNOW THAT I WANT TO.

CHEAVER, TAKE THE GUITAR.

PLEASE.

YOU TAKE THAT GUITAR, COLEE.

IT'S YOUR GUITAR.

YEAH?

YEAH.

THANK YOU.

NO, THANK YOU.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

SERGEANT.

TK.

HOW ARE YOU?

GOOD. GOOD.

SO, YOU GOT HERE.

UH-HUH.

EXCUSE ME.

AH, LOOK WHO IT IS. HOW ARE YOU?

HEY, HOW YOU DOING?

GOOD. HOW YOU DOING?

HOW YOU DOING?

WHERE'S YOUR GUITAR?

DID YOU SELL IT?

SELL IT?

HELL, NO, I'M LEARNING HOW TO PLAY IT.

YOU'RE LEARNING TO PLAY IT?

YEP.

ALL RIGHT.

HOW'S YOUR FIANCÉE?

UH...SHE'S FINE.

BUT SHE'S NOT MY FIANCÉE ANYMORE.

WHERE YOU GOING?

I'M GOING TO DAYALA.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

ANBAR.

WHERE YOU GOING?

TIKRIT.

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* WELL, THE FLOOR WILL HAVE ITS WAY, IT SEEMS *

* IT FIGHTS ME LIKE A TRAMPOLINE *

* IT WON'T LIFT ME ON THE GROUND *

* SO THIS TIME I'M NOT COMING DOWN *

* THIS TIME I'M NOT COMING DOWN *

* I'VE BEEN TALKIN' IN MY SLEEP *

* YOU ONCE KISSED ME NOT TO HEAR ME SPEAK *

* YOU LOVED ME JUST SO YOU COULD LEAVE *

* EVERY BIT OF LIFE WRUNG OUT OF ME *

* AND THIS TIME I'M NOT COMING DOWN *

* THIS TIME I'M NOT COMING DOWN *

* TRAMPOLINE

* TRAMPOLINE

* THE WHOLE PLATOON IS OVERFED

* AND WE'RE IN THIS THING OVER OUR HEAD *

* MY MIND, IT'S NEVER BEEN SO CLEAR *

* BUT I STUTTER LIKE AN AUCTIONEER *

* AS THE NIGHT HAS COME ALIVE WITH DREAMS *

* THAT HOOT AND HOLLER

* SPIT AND SCREAM

* EVERY ONE OF THEM IS SICK WITH LUST *

* BUT EVERY ONE OF THEM WILL OUTLIVE US *

* AND THIS TIME I'M NOT COMING DOWN *

* THIS TIME I'M NOT COMING DOWN *

* TRAMPOLINE

* TRAMPOLINE

* AND IF I REALLY THOUGHT I COULD *

* I'D GIVE UP YOUR GHOST FOR GOOD *

* BUT I'M NOT SURE IT ISN'T YOU *

* THAT KEEPS MY GHOST FROM LEAVING, TOO *

* BUT I DON'T MISS YOU HALF AS MUCH *

* AS WHO YOU MADE ME THINK I WAS *

* WHEN I COULD SEE MYSELF THE WAY YOU DO *

* AND I COULD ALMOST SEE MYSELF IN YOU *

* I COULD ALMOST SEE MYSELF IN YOU *

* THIS TIME I'M NOT COMING DOWN *

* THIS TIME I'M NOT COMING DOWN *

* THIS TIME I'M NOT COMING DOWN *

* TRAMPOLINE

* TRAMPOLINE