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D'oh!
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D'oh!
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- Sync and corrections by ByDem -
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Great birthday trip.
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One more thing to remind me
of my insignificance.
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Two adults, one student,
one boy who just phones it in,
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and a senior citizen veteran
on his birthday.
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Oh, and I'd like to apply
my astronaut discount.
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I'll need to see your diaper.
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Typical cheapskate Homer.
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Taking all the fun out of turning 87.
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Get this stupid party hat off me!
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- What the... ?
- Oh, I'll fix it.
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Woo-hoo! 182!
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Homer, that's your weight on the moon.
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I used to be a planet.
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Then one day they called
and said it was over.
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It's over when I say it's over!
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So sad.
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But I'll be back.
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I'm working on some stuff.
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Let's just say you might not be
seeing Halley's Comet no more.
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Losers.
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Forged in a nanosecond in the Big Bang,
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our universe is so enormous,
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every NFL stadium could fit inside it.
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And their parking lots.
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When's this show gonna start?
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It has started.
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How can it have started if I'm talking?
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Wouldn't that bother everyone?
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Quiet! I can't hear the Big Bang!
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Approximately 13.8 billion years ago...
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- Billion?
- ... the universe consisted of
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a tiny singularity of enormous mass,
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which suddenly burst forth
in the greatest explosion ever.
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Fire in the theater!
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No! Your pupils aren't
ready for Earth light!
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Damn it, I was developing film!
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Turn it up!
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I can't hear it!
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Louder!
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Keep it down!
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Mm, happy birthday.
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I never want to hear that again!
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to you. ♪
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Say my name, you cowards!
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Make a wish, party popper.
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Okay, I will.
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That was a coincidence.
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I got you the one birthday present
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you can really use.
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A call girl that kills me after?
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- A hearing aid.
- A hearing aid?
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Forget it. People will think
I'm old, dadgummit.
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You are old.
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You've lived long enough
to see your prejudiced attitudes
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come back into fashion.
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Lousy Greeks.
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Thank you.
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Bart! Bart!
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Wake up.
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- Yo. What's up?
- Listen.
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The planetarium said the universe is
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13.8 billion years old.
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But I turned in a paper
where I said million!
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What do you want from me?
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I was just wondering
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if you were planning on breaking
into the school anytime soon.
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You know, like, maybe tonight.
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Nope. Not till next month.
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Please.
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I'll do your homework!
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Sounds like you can't even
do your own homework.
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- Ouch.
- Yeah, you think about that
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while I'm breaking you into the school.
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Hmm.
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Who's breaking into the school?
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Bart's just talking in his sleep!
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I believe that. Trust you. Good night!
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How did you know this door was broken?
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Eh, Willie keeps me posted.
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I keep him in licorice.
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Willie's riding the red pony tonight.
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Look who's got pumpkin stickers!
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Bart, those are for Halloween.
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Also Thanksgiving
if there's some left over.
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Whoa! Where has this been all my life?
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Come on, let's go!
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Okay. You fixed your stupid paper,
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and I scored the teacher's nicotine gum.
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She does that so she doesn't
smell like cigarettes, you know.
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Yeah, and she should also
get some booze gum.
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What's that?
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Maybe it's the ghost of that boy
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who had to climb that rope
in gym until his heart exploded.
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You're making that up.
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Am I that creative?
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No.
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Oh, God.
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Principal Skinner.
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Are you living in the school?
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Absolutely not. And you have no proof.
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Seymour, why are you
living here? You have a house.
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With 30 pizzas on the way.
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30 pizzas.
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I can finally send mama
back to Italy! Mwah!
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It's not my house, it's Mother's.
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But after what I just found out
she did, I can never go back.
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They say it's better to talk
about it, but I never will.
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- Okay.
- We understand.
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Seriously, don't ask what it was.
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- Are you asking?
- I was stretching.
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Then why'd you only stretch one arm?
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It's the only arm
that needed stretching.
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Fine, I'll tell you what it was.
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- You don't have to.
- Really, it's okay.
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We believe you.
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Ever since I was a kid,
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I-I wanted to be a drummer.
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- In a rock band?
- No.
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Marching.
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I would've given all I had
to be the dot on that "I."
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It's also called a "tittle."
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Don't you think I know that?
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I did everything I could
to make that band.
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In my application, I sent
songs and choreographies.
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I'm a shoo-in!
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Then the fateful day came.
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Son, you got a letter from
Ohio State University.
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I'm too nervous to get up.
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Do you want me to read it to you?
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Yes.
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I'm sorry.
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You were rejected.
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Uh, seems kind of thick.
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Well, they gave you a lot of reasons
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why you weren't good enough.
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That's so sad.
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There's more I have to tell you.
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I was going to surprise Mother
by papering her drawers,
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then I found this.
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I was accepted.
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She lied.
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That's so sad.
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What makes this really tragic
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is there was also
a personal handwritten letter
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from the Director of Admissions.
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Dear Seymour, I truly hope
you'll accept a full scholarship
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to come to Ohio State.
We want to make use
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of your brillant formations immediately
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What's that smell?
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I'm making spaghetti and kick balls.
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And in a fantastic coincidence,
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our current marching band
director is due to retire
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in four years and I can't
of a better replacement.
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You'll live a life at the
pinnacle of Columbus society
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and be buried at the fifty-yard line
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where you will witness coin
tosses for all eternity.
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Does it get worse than that?
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How could it be worse than that?
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May I see the letter?
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I must say your
sympathy is a pleasant surprise.
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No, this is just the only
college acceptance letter
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I'll ever hold.
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Mm.
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So it's for all these reasons
that I will not be seeking
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a seat in the U.S. Senate.
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I will now take a few questions.
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Let me tell you the wonderful
present I just got.
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Dad! What a surprise!
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What's he doing here?
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Didn't we just see him yesterday?
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That's what they're
saying under their breath?
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How awful! I want to hear all of it.
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Maybe if we pretend we're tired,
he'll go home.
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Thank God he can't hear us.
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And I'm glad these fake yawns
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are something we can do as a family.
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What?! You, too?!
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Good-bye!
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Dad, wait!
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What's wrong with the old coot?
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I mean, what's wrong with you,
you sweet old coot?
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I got a hearing aid,
and I heard everything you said.
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We didn't mean the mean things we meant.
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We just said them because we meant them.
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I am gone forever!
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A little mall walk will cheer me up.
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Uh-oh, old guy. Don't make eye contact.
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Rubbing them is like
working dry lasagna.
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Old guy! Here he comes!
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He'll want to try all my lotion samples.
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I'll have to explain
what "send" is on a cell phone.
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Come in! Come in!
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Well, that's more like it.
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I had to cheat.
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I was doing it for the bell curve.
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And with 99% of the vote in,
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the next president is Lisa Simps...
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Wait a minute.
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I'm being told she cheated
on a paper in second grade.
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She is disqualified,
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making our next president Kenny Hitler.
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No!
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Hey, welcome to Bob Hope's USO Show,
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or as I like to call it,
Christmas away from Dolores.
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Oh, that could've been me
on those drums.
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I would've gotten to rehearse
at his house in Toluca Lake.
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Toluca Lake!
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What'll it be?
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Can an old vet have a beer
and tell you his troubles?
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Sure.
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And that's how I opened the orange.
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So, uh, my mother
didn't tell me I got in.
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That's all right. You can enroll now.
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- Can I?
- No!
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This is a school, not an '80s comedy.
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That, uh, letter you sent me...
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is that something
you send every student?
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No, I only sent that once, to you.
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When you didn't show up,
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that was the second worst day
of my career.
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What was the worst?
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The day the Big Ten expanded
to 14 schools.
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What are we, morons?
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We didn't even notice till
Northwestern pointed it out.
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Oh, I'm sorry, should I not have
told you about the letter?
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Uh, no.
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It's actually good,
because I'm no longer sad.
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I'm angry!
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It's time for a furious
self-guided tour of this campus.
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I've never seen someone
walk the oval so many times.
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He's got to be dizzy.
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I switch directions every other lap.
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- Oh, uh, Michigan sucks.
- What?
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That's how we say "excuse me"
around here.
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♪ Loser, loser ♪
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♪ Loser, loser ♪
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♪ Missed opportunity ♪
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♪ All over now ♪
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♪ You poor bastard. ♪
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Et Tu, Brutus?
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Hey!
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Okay, Mother, it's time for
an unpleasant confrontation.
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Class, I'm going to hand back
your astronomy papers.
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Keep calm. Keep calm.
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No one knows you did anything wrong.
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Lisa Simpson, come to my desk.
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Miss Hoover, I have to confess.
I changed my paper.
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It said million,
but I knew it was billion.
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Oh, please.
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Maybe I can start a new life
in the other second grade class.
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I know you changed your paper.
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I don't care about your grade.
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Where the hell is my nicotine gum?
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My brother had it, and he was
hanging around the class pet.
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I'll get you some more gum.
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You do that.
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Can I help you?
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What are you doing here?
263
00:16:08,608 --> 00:16:10,441
Your mother rented me your room.
264
00:16:10,510 --> 00:16:12,844
You rented my room to the town drunk?
265
00:16:12,913 --> 00:16:15,513
I am also the state drunk.
266
00:16:17,050 --> 00:16:18,349
What do you want?
267
00:16:19,419 --> 00:16:21,586
You know?
268
00:16:21,655 --> 00:16:23,087
Yes. Yes, I do.
269
00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:25,156
Oh, son, forgive me.
270
00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:26,758
I'm so sorry.
271
00:16:26,827 --> 00:16:30,495
I just couldn't bear to lose you
like I'd lost everything else.
272
00:16:30,564 --> 00:16:34,032
Oh, I would've arranged for you
to live near me in the dorm.
273
00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:36,467
Oh, I can't live in a college town.
274
00:16:36,536 --> 00:16:38,937
Can't control myself sexually.
275
00:16:39,005 --> 00:16:42,574
What you did to me was the worst
thing anyone could do to anyone,
276
00:16:42,642 --> 00:16:44,275
much less a mother to her son.
277
00:16:44,344 --> 00:16:46,144
I really don't know what you could say.
278
00:16:46,179 --> 00:16:49,113
Son, I guess when
you get right down to it,
279
00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:53,084
I've always felt marching bands
are a colossal waste of time.
280
00:16:53,119 --> 00:16:55,687
The music and the walking both suffer.
281
00:16:55,755 --> 00:16:56,855
You may have a point.
282
00:16:56,923 --> 00:17:00,225
And you'll always be my little tittle.
283
00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:04,162
- Is that a tear?
- Maybe.
284
00:17:09,002 --> 00:17:10,902
Please, I beg you.
285
00:17:10,971 --> 00:17:12,604
Will you move back in?
286
00:17:12,639 --> 00:17:14,472
There are gonna have to be some changes.
287
00:17:14,507 --> 00:17:16,274
What kind of changes?
288
00:17:16,309 --> 00:17:18,977
Well, I want the parental
controls taken off the TV.
289
00:17:19,012 --> 00:17:21,546
You'll just watch booby programs.
290
00:17:21,615 --> 00:17:23,815
If I'm in the booby mood, yes, I will.
291
00:17:23,884 --> 00:17:25,884
Welcome back, son.
292
00:17:25,952 --> 00:17:28,386
Looks like I got a little brother!
293
00:17:28,455 --> 00:17:29,888
He's not staying, is he?
294
00:17:29,923 --> 00:17:31,256
You boys work it out.
295
00:17:31,324 --> 00:17:33,591
We sure will, Ma.
296
00:17:37,664 --> 00:17:39,530
You still haven't found Grampa?
297
00:17:39,599 --> 00:17:43,701
No. But I found this guy
who's willing to take his place.
298
00:17:43,770 --> 00:17:45,136
I am Grandpapa.
299
00:17:45,205 --> 00:17:46,971
Gather the grandchildren
300
00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:50,608
that we might play
the Hungry Hungry Hippos.
301
00:17:50,677 --> 00:17:53,611
I don't think anyone can
replace our Grampa.
302
00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:55,313
Are you sure? Your husband...
303
00:17:55,382 --> 00:17:57,782
she looked through
hundreds of grandpapas.
304
00:17:57,851 --> 00:18:00,018
This was my third callback!
305
00:18:00,086 --> 00:18:01,519
Make a choice.
306
00:18:01,588 --> 00:18:03,988
Yello.
307
00:18:04,057 --> 00:18:07,392
Is this the no-good ungrateful
son of Abraham Simpson?
308
00:18:07,427 --> 00:18:09,394
- Speaking.
- I'm gonna send him back to you,
309
00:18:09,429 --> 00:18:11,429
and I don't want to see him here again.
310
00:18:11,464 --> 00:18:13,298
This place is really depressing.
311
00:18:13,366 --> 00:18:15,133
And he does not help.
312
00:18:15,201 --> 00:18:18,269
There's a pathetic old drunk
peeing himself in the bathroom.
313
00:18:18,338 --> 00:18:19,504
That's a mirror.
314
00:18:19,572 --> 00:18:21,940
And it's not the bathroom.
315
00:18:26,813 --> 00:18:28,913
When is Grampa gonna get here?
316
00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:30,048
I knew it.
317
00:18:30,116 --> 00:18:32,617
Still bad-mouthing me behind my back.
318
00:18:32,686 --> 00:18:36,087
I can't believe it,
but I miss him so much.
319
00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:38,556
I love him, too.
320
00:18:38,625 --> 00:18:41,192
I just can't say it to his
beautiful shriveled turnip head.
321
00:18:41,227 --> 00:18:42,493
Aw.
322
00:18:42,562 --> 00:18:45,964
I love how he knows
what every building used to be.
323
00:18:45,999 --> 00:18:47,699
And Maggie says...
324
00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:53,338
U. R. A. D. Light.
325
00:18:57,744 --> 00:19:01,612
Come get your Grampa,
you sweet slices of melon.
326
00:19:02,649 --> 00:19:04,816
Aw.
327
00:19:04,851 --> 00:19:07,318
Aw, we love you.
328
00:19:07,619 --> 00:19:09,350
_
329
00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:10,588
Woo-hoo!
330
00:19:12,111 --> 00:19:13,292
D'oh!
331
00:19:15,828 --> 00:19:16,894
What are you watching?
332
00:19:16,963 --> 00:19:18,429
It's a booby movie, isn't it?
333
00:19:18,498 --> 00:19:20,431
It's Emmy-winning premium cable.
334
00:19:20,466 --> 00:19:21,699
Do they show boobs?
335
00:19:21,768 --> 00:19:23,467
Not since they started winning Emmys.
336
00:19:23,536 --> 00:19:24,668
Very disappointing.
337
00:19:24,737 --> 00:19:26,771
Well, I guess I'll watch with you.
338
00:19:26,839 --> 00:19:28,072
What's that thing?
339
00:19:28,141 --> 00:19:30,174
It's a raven from
the Lannister's Maester.
340
00:19:30,243 --> 00:19:32,710
What's a Lannister? What's a Maester?
341
00:19:32,745 --> 00:19:34,345
House Lannister is the wealthiest...
342
00:19:34,413 --> 00:19:35,846
- Is that a dragon?
- Yes.
343
00:19:35,915 --> 00:19:37,581
This is stupid.
344
00:19:44,991 --> 00:19:47,591
♪ He walks down the street ♪
345
00:19:47,660 --> 00:19:50,728
♪ He falls in a hole, man ♪
346
00:19:50,797 --> 00:19:53,030
♪ Everyone knows Hans Moleman! ♪
347
00:19:53,099 --> 00:19:54,099
Who?
348
00:19:54,100 --> 00:19:57,101
Nobody knows Hans Moleman.
349
00:19:57,170 --> 00:19:58,170
Next.
350
00:19:58,171 --> 00:20:00,371
I was here first.
351
00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:02,441
♪ In the checkout line ♪
352
00:20:02,508 --> 00:20:04,742
♪ He doesn't even scan ♪
353
00:20:04,811 --> 00:20:06,844
♪ Nobody knows Hans Moleman. ♪
354
00:20:06,913 --> 00:20:10,080
I just need my heart pills.
355
00:20:10,149 --> 00:20:12,416
♪ Nobody knows Hans Moleman. ♪
356
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:17,440
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