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I'm scared, Mom.
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What if they take me?
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Don't worry, Barterfinger.
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You're always the last.
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Even boxes of stale raisins go
before you, Butterfinger...
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I mean, Barterfinger.
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No one ever wants the apple.
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They must be afraid there's
a razor blade in me.
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Yeah. That's the reason.
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Maybe you'll be dipped in caramel.
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Oh, whoop-dee-doo.
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What the... Where am I going?
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You're going to heaven, Dad.
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Those pearly gates
look a lot like teeth!
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Change is always hard.
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Well, I guess that...
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Cigarette breath!
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Oh, thank God.
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We made it through the night.
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And now you're on a high shelf,
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where they'll forget about you forever!
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Why won't the earth take me?
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I hear you, my friend.
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Mmm, candy.
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Homer, no!
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Don't be silly, honey.
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Chocolate doesn't feel anything.
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No! God, no!
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Dad...!
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I can't listen to this horror!
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Okay, I'm on it.
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Thank you.
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Sync and corrections by btsix
www.addic7ed.com
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It's here! Maggie's first Pazuzu!
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Your father ordered this because...
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Mm, why did you order this?
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I thought it was pizza.
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Yeah, I'll send it back tomorrow.
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Tonight we have a cocktail party.
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And we came early.
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And I left my face on your hand towel.
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Hmm.
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Don't worry, Maggie.
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While Mommy and Daddy
carouse downstairs,
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you'll be here in the dark with Pazuzu!
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♪ When Pazuzu's eyes ♪
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♪ Are glaring ♪
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♪ It's time to go to bed ♪
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♪ You'll see demon shadows fighting ♪
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♪ But it's just inside your head ♪
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♪ When Pazuzu's eyes are staring ♪
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♪ The moonlight will turn red ♪
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♪ 'Cause Pazuzu's in your nightmares ♪
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♪ Until we all ♪
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♪ Are dead. ♪
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Sweet dreams, Maggie.
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Don't let the Beelzebubs bite.
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Nobody's eating my chowder.
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Maybe I can take it back home with me.
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Maggie, sweetie, you should be in bed.
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No one leaves alive.
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Ooh, her first words!
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Did someone get that on their phone?
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Aw, she's got red eye.
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She's a demon from hell!
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Also, generic cola?
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Really?
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Cocktail fail.
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Thank you.
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Well, at least we still got the liquor.
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Ah, my chowder!
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Someone's starting the terrible twos.
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Someone's having an
affair with his nurse.
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- Say "ah."
- A... dulterer.
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179? I...
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I'm afraid that little
devil needs an exorcism.
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I'm afraid they didn't teach
me those at Pepperdine.
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Bible ribbons, that'll hold her.
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Oh, good, the police are here.
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When is that exorcist gonna get here?
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Marge, we'll be fine.
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Maggie just learned what a circle is.
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Okay, whoever she stops at
has to change her diaper,
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which appears to contain flaming lava.
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Oh, you just never want
to change a diaper.
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I'll handle this.
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Oops. Sorry about that.
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First thing, we'll see just how powerful
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our demon here truly is.
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The chicken goes...
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Well, there's only one answer here,
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- cut her loose!
- Are you sure?
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If you can't trust a Catholic
priest with a child,
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who can you trust?
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By the power of Christ,
I say devil be out!
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That's all you've got?
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Well, I say it three times.
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This guy's good.
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Devil be out!
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I am Pazuzu, demon of
the southwest wind.
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Wait, wait, so you're not even
as powerful as the south wind
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or the west wind?
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How lame is that?
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I used to be very important.
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Google it.
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Devil be out!
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Google it!
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Your baby is saved.
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Fantastic.
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She's not going to be a
religious weirdo, is she?
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- No.
- Fantastic.
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Now hush.
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Pazuzu is still among us.
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But where?
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Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
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Bart?
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Let me out, let me out!
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This boy has the darkest
soul I've ever seen.
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It's worse than working
for David Schwimmer!
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Yo, Pazuzu, grow me some horns.
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Those aren't horns, those are nubs.
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No, no, no!
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Well, at least it'll get
me out of jury duty.
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♪ Lisa, Lisa wants a better life ♪
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♪ Lisa, Lisa, go under the knife ♪
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♪ Homer, Homer got a button wife. ♪
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So, anyone want to pick up
litter at the park today?
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How about you, Maggie?
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She's still got a touch of Pazuzu.
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At least she never threw up.
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That's just great.
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Everywhere but the sink.
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Sometimes I think I was
born in the wrong family.
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Oh? Hey, Mr. Cat.
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What are you playing with?
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A secret door?
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We don't have smoke
alarms, but we have this?
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Smoke is its own alarm.
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No, no, Snowball, come back!
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It's too dangerous!
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Sometimes tiny doors lead
to big opportunities.
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- You could talk?
- Indeed.
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For centuries, the cat has been
the symbol of intelligence,
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the other world savoir faire...
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Ooh, shiny!
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Oh, there it is. Where'd it go?
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There it is. Where'd it go?
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There it is. Where'd it go?
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Enough.
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Let's go meet your other family.
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Other family?
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Already the talking cat isn't
the most interesting thing.
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Whoa! For a Halloween show
middle segment, this is amazing.
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Every girl's dream, a perfect family.
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Good morning, sleepyhead.
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For breakfast, tofu or kale?
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Oh, that's nice.
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But what's with the button eyes?
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We don't all have button eyes, silly.
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Some have button mouths.
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What's up?!
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Lisa, would you like to jam with us?
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You like jazz?
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You're all good, but not better than me.
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I wish I could stay forever.
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Oh, but you can.
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All right. Let me guess.
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Do you have to sew buttons over my eyes?
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Don't worry, sugar plum,
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we'll give you a button to bite on
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while we sew 'em on.
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Hold steady.
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Oh, sweetie, you're just in time.
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I killed a snake with
your saxophone and...
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Can you blow its head out?
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Here, let me just wipe the
blood off the mouthpiece.
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Buttons, please.
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Hmm, something's missing.
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Didn't we have a kid
between Bart and the baby?
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Little smarty pants, plays
the flute, I think.
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Lisa. She's been gone for days.
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And the police have been no help.
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That's not true. I helped you
reassemble that high chair.
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Damn it!
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Well, we got two kids
now, so no favoritism.
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Maggie will get Lisa's room,
Maggie will get Lisa's clothes,
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Bart will get Lisa's homework.
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Cowabunga!
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Bart! How'd you find me?
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I had an informant.
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I know, he can talk.
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He can? I just followed him in.
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Oh, God. Now I'll have to talk to him.
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Uh, I don't think he's coming back.
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How can you be so calm?
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I bore both those children.
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Hey, your stories aren't great,
but I wouldn't call them boring.
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Oh.
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I'm going in there now.
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You really did it this time, Homer.
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You lost your family.
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Wait, you can speak on this side?
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Yes, I just don't like to.
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Makes the dog feel inferior.
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All right.
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Oh! So tight.
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Why did I eat that
second lunch at lunch?
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Someone kick me in the ass!
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Thank you!
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What is it about this
world that's so great?
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The Homer in this world
doesn't pass gas.
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That was a three-button job.
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Would you like to have two eyes?
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We can talk to each other
while you watch TV.
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Just what Homer needs,
an excuse to get lazier.
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Why, you little...
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I'll lazy you, you otherworldly...
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- What the...
- That was my Bart!
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Boy, sure is hard to see
with buttons on your eyes.
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D'oh!
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You killed my husband!
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Spider wife, dead son, two
girls with button eyes?
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I think this marriage has
finally gotten out of its rut.
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Yep, I got everything
just the way I want it,
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including an extra me to go to
parent-teacher conferences.
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Oh! Bart drew this
picture of his family.
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Now we're getting visits
from a social worker
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and an exterminator.
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I'll be ready.
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And I've learned, no
matter how bad things are,
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they can get much, much worse.
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Huh, you're telling me.
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Haw... haw.
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No one will be seated
during the third act
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of this Halloween show.
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What you're about to
see is so disgusting
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you'll watch Game of
Thrones to calm down.
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You have been warned.
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Man, am I jealous of you guys.
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Two weeks in Lima, Ohio,
with Patty and Selma
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while I'm stuck here working.
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It's gonna be lonely. So lonely.
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Well, if you really want us to stay...
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We've already kissed good-bye
and the car heard it!
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They're gone. Not a second to waste.
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♪ Left alone again ♪
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♪ Yes, I'm eating provolone again ♪
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♪ Food just tastes better in
the bathroom now and then ♪
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♪ I just love being left alone again ♪
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♪ Left alone for days ♪
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♪ I ate two dozen bags of Frito-Lays ♪
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♪ I'm gonna brush my
teeth with mayonnaise ♪
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♪ Now my sweat tastes just
like doughnut glaze. ♪
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Not a single morsel in the house!
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A forgotten hot dog.
256
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Oh, you're shivering.
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I'll take care of that.
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♪ Happy birthday to meat ♪
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♪ I can't wait to eat. ♪
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Now to slit it down the middle.
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I'm not splitting it with you.
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I'm just teaching you how it's done.
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Still frozen.
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My finger!
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My hot dog!
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My finger! My poor...
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delicious finger.
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Wait a minute.
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I can't eat my own finger. It's unholy.
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Also, it's not quite done.
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But sometimes a man has
to do the unthinkable,
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like eat something medium-rare.
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Oh!
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♪ Hey, you ate you ♪
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♪ You tasted great, you ♪
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♪ Hey, you ate you, hey, you ate you ♪
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♪ You cooked and ate you. ♪
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Hmm?
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Hmm.
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Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm.
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It makes complete sense.
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I eat more and exercise less
than the most succulent pig.
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Of course I'm delicious!
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But I must never eat me again. Never!
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On the other hand is my other finger.
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And one thing I love is consistency.
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Hey, there, Homer Aloner.
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In the absence of the missus,
you want something delicious?
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Don't worry, I'll be back.
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Oh. Ooh, yuck.
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Oh, disgusting.
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Homer Simpson, you don't
like steak anymore?
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Actually, I've become a bit of a me-gan.
294
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Do you have any spaghetti
with my-balls? Uh, meatballs?
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"Me-gan? My-balls?"
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Are you eating forbidden fruit?
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Fruit? Ugh.
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Sorry, Flanders,
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but I've got more delicious
meat in my little finger
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than you have on this
whole picnic table.
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Speaking of which...
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I have really gone to a lot of trouble
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not to leave the house.
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Homie, we're home!
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What's with the gloves?
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Uh, I was watching
Breakfast at Tiffany's,
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and I thought I could be more elegant.
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Elegant? With your waistline?
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I don't think so.
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Actually, Homer, you look
like you've lost 20 pounds.
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Well, I have been cutting back.
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That means something
different to me than you.
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What's wrong with your leg?
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Nothing. It was perfect.
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Homie, you shouldn't be snacking
in the middle of the night.
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It can't be good for your...
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This is, without question,
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the worst moment of our entire marriage.
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- What about...
- This is worse.
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Opa!
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Marge, I admit it,
this is a rough patch.
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But I know when to stop.
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00:18:06,816 --> 00:18:09,316
And when would that be?
When you're just a mouth?
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00:18:09,352 --> 00:18:11,685
You see how she is,
Doc? Always negative.
325
00:18:11,721 --> 00:18:13,153
She makes me feel like nothing.
326
00:18:13,189 --> 00:18:15,489
You are almost nothing!
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Almost nothing.
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00:18:17,093 --> 00:18:19,827
Homer, have you considered
your wife's feelings?
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Perhaps she takes this new diet of yours
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as a comment on her cooking.
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00:18:23,733 --> 00:18:24,999
Marge?
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I won't deny that's a part of it.
333
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See? Progress.
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Now, excuse me.
335
00:18:29,772 --> 00:18:32,806
I need to go get famous
talking about you.
336
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Homie, I'm afraid this is it.
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Your self-destructive
behavior has gone too far.
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But, Marge...
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Good-bye, my love.
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Maybe, deep down, that's
why I ate myself...
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Because I hate myself.
342
00:18:50,559 --> 00:18:53,394
Sounds like someone had a breakthrough.
343
00:18:53,429 --> 00:18:55,863
Hi. I'm famous
cooker-upper Mario Batali.
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- You mean "chef"?
- I don't care for that term.
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00:18:58,434 --> 00:19:01,402
Well, I know I don't belong
in therapy, but why are you?
346
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I got depressed because I ran out
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of exciting new ingredients.
348
00:19:05,207 --> 00:19:07,841
Homer, we need to talk.
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Could we wok and talk?
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00:19:09,745 --> 00:19:11,145
Well, sure.
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My dearest family, I love you so much.
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00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:26,427
And I think I've found a way
to earn your forgiveness.
353
00:19:26,462 --> 00:19:28,062
Please come home.
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00:19:28,097 --> 00:19:30,064
Come home to flavor.
355
00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:40,908
He wanted me to pass
on these final words.
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"I've failed as a man,
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but I have succeeded as an ingredient."
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I call the brain!
359
00:19:47,616 --> 00:19:48,949
Ah.
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He's gone.
361
00:19:50,953 --> 00:19:55,422
Well, I guess I can be proud
that he succeeded at something.
362
00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:57,458
Oh, it's a lot more than something.
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00:19:57,493 --> 00:20:00,094
Homer's the biggest thing
in food since free refills.
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♪ Hey, you ate you ♪
365
00:20:03,499 --> 00:20:05,632
♪ You tasted great, you ♪
366
00:20:05,668 --> 00:20:07,668
♪ Hey, you ate you, hey, you ate you ♪
367
00:20:07,703 --> 00:20:09,670
♪ You cooked and ate you. ♪
368
00:20:09,705 --> 00:20:11,839
How did they get so
much meat out of Homer?
369
00:20:11,874 --> 00:20:15,075
Well, they mixed in some Barney,
Comic Book Guy and horse.
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00:20:15,111 --> 00:20:16,510
Horse?!
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00:20:18,207 --> 00:20:20,536
Do you know what it's
like to have everyone
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00:20:20,564 --> 00:20:21,897
eat of your body?
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00:20:21,932 --> 00:20:23,857
Yeah, like, every Sunday, pal.
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00:20:24,969 --> 00:20:27,601
Uh, you know, you don't
get more of those.
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