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- Homer.
- Hey.
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- Homer.
- Huh? What?
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- I'll be right home.
- You are home.
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Homer.
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Homer, wake up, please. I can't sleep.
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I'm having friends over tomorrow.
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- Luann Van Houten.
- Back-stabber.
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- Bernice Hibbert.
- Snob.
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And Helen Lovejoy.
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Okay, she's pretty hot.
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I mean, hot for a reverend's wife,
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but so judgmental.
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I was going to ask you if
you could watch Maggie.
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Oh, yeah, of course.
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What do you suspect?
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Isn't this great?
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Daddy-baby alone time.
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Where's Daddy? Peek-a-boo.
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Where's Daddy? Peek-a-boo.
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- Where's Daddy? Peek-a-boo.
- Meh.
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Where's Daddy? Peek-a-boo.
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Where's Daddy? Peek-a-boo.
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Oh, you're sick of it already?
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I was gonna do different people.
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Peek-a-boo-ooh!
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I'm afraid, Master Wayne,
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it's time for peek-a-boo.
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Ah, come on. Nothing?
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Babies love Michael Caine.
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What to do? What to do?
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What to... do.
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What... to... do.
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Mags, I'll level with you.
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I love you, kiddo,
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but we are in two completely
different worlds.
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- More lemonade, ladies?
- No, thank you.
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I've had better lemonade
at Ralph Wiggum's stand.
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And he stirs it with his finger.
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So we've been asked to
redecorate the school room
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where the kids wait when
their ride is late.
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I have some ideas.
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Marge, you have many wonderful talents,
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but your sense of style is, uh...
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- One of them?
- I'm afraid not.
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Purple and orange cupboards,
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oh, corncob curtains,
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rabbit ears on the TV.
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It's like we're visiting
the Flintstones.
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Well, since you don't like my style,
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maybe I should show you the door.
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You mean the brown door
next to the hot pink walls.
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Just like at the circus.
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Well, an elephant does live here.
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An elephant?
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You're calling my husband an elephant?
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Marge, we got any more peanuts?
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Oh, Homer.
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Hmm.
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No.
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What the...?
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Is it that bird?
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- Marge! Are you making tea?
- Yes.
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- Whew.
- Iced tea.
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What the hell?
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This is WHIS.
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Whistling at you all day and night.
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WHIS, The Whistle.
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Ah. Whistling format radio.
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Huh?
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Where is that whistling coming from?
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Maggie?
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It is you!
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It's so odd... I'm a terrible whistler.
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Always have been.
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There must be a reason you
were given this gift.
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It's to make people
think I can whistle.
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Homer! Homer! Homer!
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And now I will perform
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"Flight of the Bumblebee."
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Who was that president?
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He looked pretty generic.
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I do too have taste.
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I'm afraid not.
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Corncob curtains.
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Mom, what's wrong?
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Why aren't you answering me?
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I'm right here.
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Honey, I'm just feeling
sorry for myself,
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but I'll show them.
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I'll make a late pickup room
like that school has never seen.
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That'll be easy, there's never been one.
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Well, what do you think
of my late pickup room?
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It's wonderful. Hard to believe
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it's the same room they found
all those dead rats in.
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Well, maybe you can fool the Hibberts,
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but to me, this is the work of a...
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Genius.
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Salud.
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Well, gee.
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Guess who got a job today.
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- You?
- Nope.
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The guy who went in after me.
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I-I totally set him up.
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Listen, I recently purchased the
old post office to renovate.
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Would you like to be
my interior decorator?
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Well, ladies.
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Looks like someone appreciates me...
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The one man in town who trims his nails.
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Is one of them giving you trouble?
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There's no room in the trunk, boss.
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- Bodies?
- No.
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Bottled water and
toilet paper, remember?
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We made that Costco run.
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Now do it backwards.
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Now sideways.
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Hey, come on. She's just a baby.
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Who is?
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Uh, my talent.
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Makes sense.
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Well, well, well.
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Seems like my no-talent
son can suddenly whistle.
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Tell me, Homer, how'd
you trill that high "C"
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with your lips in second position?
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Oh, it's amazing.
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She's got my whistling gene, all right.
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Which, unfortunately,
skips a generation.
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I hope it works out better
for you than it did for me.
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I was booked on the top
whistling show on radio,
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Your Blow of Blows, with Sid Wheezer.
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Good evening, folks. Sid Wheezer here,
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sipping a delicious Buzz Cola.
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Ah, refreshing.
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Keep polio at bay, the Buzz Cola way.
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Oh, thanks a lot.
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Our next act is a swell kid
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from right here in Springfield.
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His hobby is straightening
elbow macaroni.
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Let's here it for
Little Abraham Simpson.
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Then I got cocky.
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Tried a little stunt
called the Triple Windy.
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Blew out the ligaments in my lips.
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Had to hire guys to kiss my girlfriend.
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It was a good deal.
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I'd pay for five minutes,
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but it would go on for hours.
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When the time was right,
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I'd make my move.
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But this little magpie,
she's got my gift.
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And now she's going into showbiz.
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Couldn't showbiz screw her up?
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You know, like it did Ron Howard?
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He hasn't won an Oscar since 2002.
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Oh, please, son, do this for me.
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Dad, you should not live your
life through your granddaughter.
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You poor guy. She'll do it.
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Okay, Maggie. Time to learn a happy tune
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from these imprisoned birds.
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Man, Maggie's talented, Lisa's talented.
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- What am I good at?
- The birds love ya.
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Well, yeah, but they also love Grampa.
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Go ahead, but my blood's turned to bile
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from watching Fox News.
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This is my new property,
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the original Springfield Post Office,
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jewel of the implosion district.
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You'll get used to that.
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We'll definitely want to try
to keep the original facade.
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Yes, indeed.
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I'm all about keeping up facades.
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Is it okay if I take some
foundation measurements?
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Of course.
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In case she sees
something she shouldn't,
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have a hood ready.
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Idiota! You whack who you shouldn't,
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and you don't whack who you should.
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Is this about your brother again?
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You're gonna love this baby!
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- She whistles!
- This I gotta hear...
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Not because I am looking forward to it,
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but because it is my job.
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Fantastic talent!
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Now, move along... I have
a heart attack at 4:00.
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And... here it comes.
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Ooh! Oy vey!
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You sit on it, you bought it.
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Due!
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Can you picture this water feature
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at the back wall of the foyer?
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My sainted mother shared your gift.
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Where others saw only an
empty Chianti bottle,
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she saw a candle holder.
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We would have to rip out some walls.
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Done.
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You won't be seeing
those walls no more.
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Why do these guys come
with us for everything?
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Have you noticed how we are not dead?
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That is mostly due to them.
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Give the wall job to
the Palermo brothers.
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Tell them to make it
look like an accident.
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We'll make that wall dig its own grave.
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What's that whistling?
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You know what they say... in a marriage,
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don't ask a question you
don't know the answer to.
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That's what they say
to defense attorneys.
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Marge, how would you feel if I
kept a big secret from you?
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How would you feel if I
kept a big secret from you?
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- Good night.
- Good night.
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Maggie, you can whistle?
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You're gifted, too!
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Maybe more gifted!
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No, no, I will not get
caught in that trap
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that only one of us is good.
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We could both be good,
like the South Park guys.
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Except Trey does everything.
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Trey does everything!
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Diva.
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This little piggy went to Broadway.
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This little piggy worked with Stallone.
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This little piggy got
a Showtime special!
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I'm a great father.
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Tonight on Hollywood Nightmares,
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- What?!
- Child stars, prison bars.
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Ooh!
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At three months old, Skyler
Green could already patty-cake.
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By age one, she was the opening act
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for Frank Sinatra Jr. Jr. III.
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But after a disastrous
Super Bowl halftime show
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that left Jacksonville's
EverBank Field in ruins,
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Skyler's life would spin out of control.
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She began a downward spiral,
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woke up too many mornings
with stuffed animals
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whose names she didn't know,
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and she was arrested twice
for former cuteness,
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under the Scott Baio Law.
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Patty-cake, patty-cake, baker's man,
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bake me a train wreck
just as fast as you can.
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Oh, my God. Am I doing this for you,
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or because it makes me feel good?
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A showbiz kiss!
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There's nothing more sincere
than that. We'll do it!
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Marge, I love what you've done here.
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It's as much "Mwah!"
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as it is "Ey! Whoa!"
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It certainly was a
challenge... so many bedrooms.
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You must be expecting a
lot of sleepover guests.
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Is she, er, uh, one of the, uh...?
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No, no. She's the decorator.
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But I can get one like her.
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Add it to my customer profile.
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Er, uh, yes.
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Dim lighting,
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honky-tonk piano...
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Anthony D'Amico,
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what is the repute of this house?
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Ill.
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Our top story... you didn't see me.
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This is...
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John Doe saying "Good night."
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Why is everyone being so
weird? Did the principal call?
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'Cause he's got nothing to call about.
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I can't keep this mountain lion
in my bedroom forever, Bart.
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Just four more days.
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So listen, uh, I'm gonna
take Maggie out for a walk.
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These spray-on boas are
such a time-saver.
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Oh, God, that's good.
267
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Seems like everybody's got a
secret but us, huh, guys?
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Tonight, see Maggie Simpson,
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the Unborn Comic,
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The Umbilical Chords
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and the Pixie Chicks.
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And now your host,
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Sedgwick the Personality!
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Welcome to whatever this is.
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Now, let's meet our judges.
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NBA star and host of Flip That Igloo,
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Muk Mu!
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Peace.
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Former Hot Tots champion,
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Baby Dimples Riskind!
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00:15:40,662 --> 00:15:44,632
And robotic-themed DJ Der Zip-Zorp!
282
00:15:49,188 --> 00:15:52,740
You had lunch, didn't you?
283
00:15:52,741 --> 00:15:55,176
I gave you a 2:00 a.m.
curfew for a reason!
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Shut up!
285
00:15:56,412 --> 00:15:58,913
Where's denial when you need it?
286
00:15:58,914 --> 00:16:00,681
Maggie, this is no place for you.
287
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I'm taking you where you can
be a kid again... Moe's.
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00:16:09,876 --> 00:16:12,226
Oh, I've created a monster!
289
00:16:12,227 --> 00:16:14,245
I've placated a monster!
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00:16:15,815 --> 00:16:16,831
Oh...
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Marge Simpson, are the rumors true?
292
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Did you corncob a cathouse?
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It's not that.
294
00:16:24,373 --> 00:16:28,609
I sure love that new whorehouse smell.
295
00:16:28,610 --> 00:16:31,512
Marge, I never thought someone
could sink this town lower,
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but you have.
297
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You lied to me!
298
00:16:35,844 --> 00:16:37,018
You may scare these guys,
299
00:16:37,019 --> 00:16:39,754
but to me, you're just a big fat liar!
300
00:16:39,755 --> 00:16:42,306
Whoa. Nobody calls Fat Tony fat!
301
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Nobody!
302
00:16:43,358 --> 00:16:44,759
In the old country,
303
00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:47,562
only two were allowed to
speak truth to the Don...
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00:16:47,563 --> 00:16:50,898
His capo and his interior decorator.
305
00:16:50,899 --> 00:16:52,800
You are lucky.
306
00:16:52,801 --> 00:16:54,168
Now, please leave.
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00:16:54,169 --> 00:16:55,870
The launch party is tonight.
308
00:16:55,871 --> 00:16:58,639
The Grey Goose people are
bringing a big ice thing.
309
00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:02,243
Well, Anthony, not knowing
what I was designing for,
310
00:17:02,244 --> 00:17:04,445
there's something I didn't tell you.
311
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Your mother had a post office box
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at this office.
313
00:17:09,051 --> 00:17:12,603
I don't know whether to believe you.
314
00:17:16,609 --> 00:17:19,443
Oh, looks like a letter from the pope.
315
00:17:24,684 --> 00:17:28,074
You have surrounded a blessed
letter to your mother
316
00:17:28,075 --> 00:17:30,071
with a bordello!
317
00:17:30,072 --> 00:17:32,073
That's it! Shut it down!
318
00:17:32,074 --> 00:17:34,992
Apologize to our dear
friends at Grey Goose.
319
00:17:36,863 --> 00:17:39,046
So, what are you going
to do with my work?
320
00:17:39,047 --> 00:17:41,582
A little "Italian lightning"
for insurance purposes.
321
00:17:41,583 --> 00:17:45,551
And that is the last question
of yours we will ever answer.
322
00:17:45,552 --> 00:17:48,089
Good-bye, Mrs. Simpson.
323
00:17:48,090 --> 00:17:50,892
Can't you at least wait until
I'm out of the building?
324
00:17:50,893 --> 00:17:53,394
I'm sorry, I get nervous,
I do dumb things.
325
00:17:53,395 --> 00:17:55,496
Maybe it's because I'm wearing a wire.
326
00:17:55,497 --> 00:17:56,614
Uh-oh.
327
00:17:58,351 --> 00:18:00,768
Now, put your hands together for
the one who's going to win.
328
00:18:00,769 --> 00:18:02,737
Whoops. That's supposed to be a secret.
329
00:18:02,738 --> 00:18:04,605
Nothing I can do... in one moment,
330
00:18:04,606 --> 00:18:07,975
Maggie will stop being my little
baby and belong to the world.
331
00:18:07,976 --> 00:18:11,512
I remember her when she was
just a bit of bad news.
332
00:18:11,513 --> 00:18:15,182
Time for the greatest glory
there is... reflected.
333
00:18:15,183 --> 00:18:16,751
Aw...
334
00:18:23,191 --> 00:18:26,527
Oh, come on, I'm cheating
on my wife to see this?
335
00:18:28,597 --> 00:18:30,765
Look! She's got a tooth coming in!
336
00:18:30,766 --> 00:18:32,667
That's the kiss of death for a whistler.
337
00:18:32,668 --> 00:18:34,435
Give me a string and a doorknob!
338
00:18:34,436 --> 00:18:37,772
That baby is naught but
an overly dramatic,
339
00:18:37,773 --> 00:18:39,941
boring windbag!
340
00:18:39,942 --> 00:18:42,944
A windbag that yields no succor!
341
00:18:42,945 --> 00:18:45,846
In sum, a nothing!
342
00:18:49,451 --> 00:18:51,686
What? They're booing my Maggie?
343
00:18:51,687 --> 00:18:54,221
This is the sweetest
little girl in the world.
344
00:18:54,222 --> 00:18:57,474
Nice try, but no hook can fit me.
345
00:19:00,046 --> 00:19:02,330
This little angel never makes a fuss.
346
00:19:02,331 --> 00:19:04,165
She always shares her baby food,
347
00:19:04,166 --> 00:19:07,768
and she makes even a despicable
show like this seem sweet!
348
00:19:07,769 --> 00:19:10,004
Hey, pal, this is a
talent show for babies.
349
00:19:10,005 --> 00:19:11,422
We ain't goin' for sweet.
350
00:19:15,438 --> 00:19:18,479
The only thing that's been
worth it about this experience
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00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:22,016
is that I got to spend time
with this little girl.
352
00:19:22,017 --> 00:19:24,456
And that's the tooth!
353
00:19:25,621 --> 00:19:27,688
Good night, my little star.
354
00:19:27,689 --> 00:19:29,557
And if you have another amazing talent,
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for the love of God, don't tell anybody.
356
00:19:32,594 --> 00:19:34,031
Nighty-night.
357
00:19:39,426 --> 00:19:43,055
Okay, so I'll never enter
Maggie into another contest
358
00:19:43,056 --> 00:19:45,459
without telling you, and
you'll never design
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00:19:45,460 --> 00:19:47,895
another sex palace for the Mob.
360
00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:50,330
Agreed. No more secrets from each other.
361
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:54,401
No more secrets.
362
00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:00,914
Are you letting out my pants?
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I'm afraid so.
364
00:20:02,541 --> 00:20:05,260
I'm not really a size 32?
365
00:20:09,395 --> 00:20:14,395
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