All language subtitles for Rendel

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Listen to me, you spineless
scumbags and immoral bastards.

There is a line between
good and evil in this world.

And that line is me.

For I...

I am...

After a long trial,
the mercenary Radek

has finally been convicted.

The International court
has now sentenced him

to five consecutive
life sentences.

And now, to the local news.

We spoke to Mr. Erola,
CEO of VALA Corp.

This is a great day for
the Finnish economy.

When this law comes
into effect,

Finnish economy
will skyrocket.

Unemployment keeps growing.

The city of Mikkeli
doesn't lose faith!

The EU commission has
granted a special license

for NH25 vaccine delivery
to developing countries.

Mr. Erola, what does this mean
to the VALA corporation?

Years of development
with universities

and our own research institutes
finally bear some fruit.

But both Mikkeli and Varkaus

don't support the
distribution of the vaccine?

Why Mikkeli and Varkaus won't
agree to cooperate with VALA

is a complete mystery to me.

So, who is paying so that
pharmaceutical companies

can legally test their products
on all those innocent children?

Who says that?

This will bring
export revenues to Finland

for the next ten years.

There are no reliable
findings for the NH25 vaccine's

possible adverse effects.

The European Union hasn't
granted trading licenses

for the vaccine in
any of its member countries.

Niina Heikkinen,
from Mikkeli.

This world would be
a better place

without
investigative journalists.

That's the freedom
of speech, Dad.

No one has asked you anything!

And when you're working for me,
I'm not your dad, I'm your boss!

Roger that.

Fucking gross!

Use that.

Were we that difficult as kids?

Can't remember. But if we
were, they beat us up.

Look how we turned out.

This is a weird company,

not listening to its
employees at all.

Respect must be earned.

And the sooner you learn it,

the better the chances
for you to stay alive.

Roger that.

And return that cloth clean.

Happy Father's Day!

Here comes your
favorite breakfast.

Thank you.

Good morning. What have
I done to deserve this?

Well, look what we have here...

For you.

A biker jacket.

And, am I correct that the
bike is waiting downstairs?

- There won't be a bike.
- Well, of course not.

So, Enni, does daddy look good
sitting on a bus with this?

Real good.

So, what does our hero
want to do today?

Oh, I can choose, can I...?

Yes, because you always
take care of us.

Well, it is my job.

You want to take the whole
family to the amusement park!

- The amusement park?
- Yeah.

Oh! I think
we can make that happen!

- I love you.
- I love you, too.

Yuck.

Yuck yourself. Get over here.
I got you now, you goose...

Get over here,

I'm gonna tickle you
to death...

Alright, Kurikka.

Where is the money?

I don't know.

Where is the money?

I really don't know.

Kurikka, Kurikka.

Now tell me, where is the money?

You know me.
I wouldn't do such a thing.

Please, please, no more.

Two million...

changes...

a man...

quite...

a bit.

Where is the money?!

Let's go take care of the cargo.

Come on, everyone's in there.
Now smile.

You two! Take care
of Kurikka, now.

You mean...
take care of Kurikka?

Isn't that what I just said?

Oh yeah, yeah.

For fuck's sakes.

She was just around the corner.

She heard something.

God dammit. You were supposed
to bring pizza, not pussy!

Hey, let me go.

Hey, it's six for the
price of one. Six.

Damn, do I need
to warm you up a bit?

Hello. Six of today's special.

Yeah, blue cheese.

Alright.

Yeah?

Is the cargo unloaded
and packed now?

Yeah... sort of.

Sort of?! What's the problem?

What now?

Our lights turned off.

Goddammit, now it's getting
really fucking weird.

Now you'll give me
a clear answer.

What the hell is going
on there,

you fucking Muppets?!

It's the goddamn fuse.

Repe, go fix it!

Goddamn guys, if you
have fucked something up there,

I'll rip your eyes
out of your ass, I promise!

What the hell is it now?

Fucking Muppets!

That goddamn moron.

I'm sure everything
would be okay.

Repe?

Repe?

There's someone here!

Who's there?

Who's there?!

Where the hell are those guys?

Hey!

Hey!

That's not enough.

They need to be afraid of you.

Are you gonna help, or are
you just gonna stare?

What the fuck was that?

Whore!

What the fuck?

What the fuck is Rendel?

Maybe the letters
are in the wrong order?

Hey, I've
got your pizzas here...

There's a small mess inside,
go clean it up.

Are there more people to
take to the hospital?

The hospital?

Yeah, the same place
we took Kurikka.

You goddamn apes.

I told you to put him
six feet under!

I told you so!

But didn't you say,
"take care of him"?

So, should we
get him out of the hospital?

Get your asses inside.

First he gives crappy orders,

then he fucking
acts like that.

Mr. Kurikka.

Mr. Kurikka.

Open wide.

Good boy.

Mr. Kurikka.

Unfortunately, I have to give
you a no for an answer.

We here in Trust Kapital

have gone through this
proposition of yours.

And we have come
to the result...

...that your predictions are
simply too unrealistic.

Unrealistic? What's
the problem here?

The vaccine's
profit calculations are good.

Maybe even too good.

Some could say they're...
overly optimistic.

Unrealistic.

Listen, I'm gonna
level with you.

The questionable publicity of
the vaccine doesn't really help.

Yeah.

I guess I'll have to talk to
someone else higher-up.

Yes.

Of course, as financial director
of this firm,

decisions of this scale
come directly to me.

You know as well as I,
that's not how it works.

Excuse me?

Yeah. There is always someone
higher-up. In every decision.

Even here.

Well, I'm afraid to tell you,
that opinion is mine,

and that of the bank's.

Alright, then.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Have a nice day.

I understand.

Oh, and this Rämö is,
after all, a financial director.

Okay. Well, I do know what
to do with such people.

I thought as much. Yeah.

Hello?

But I haven't done
anything wrong.

How will I support my family?

You're a competent guy.

I'm sure you'll find something.

So, have you heard
from the harbor?

Yeah.

They weren't interested.

And there really aren't any
other jobs

available at the Trust?

No.

- Did you talk to Timo?
- I didn't, and I won't.

What about the loan?

They didn't grant it.
I wouldn't either.

Well, hey.

Horsey broke.

No way. Come here,
let's take a look.

Oh boy...

Listen. This looks
like something

that Daddy might just
be able to fix.

If Mommy could read a
bedtime story for you?

Well? Could you?

What if Daddy read
the bedtime story?

It's not like he has
anything else to do.

Well, he has to fix
my horsey now.

How 'bout we do this,

Daddy reads the bedtime story
and then Daddy fixes the horsey?

- Okay.
- Let's go.

She was shrouded in the night,
moved like a shadow...

and like a silent wind,

she brought
a spark of hope with her.

Daddy?

Is it true?
Do bad people really exist?

No.

This is just a fairy tale.

It's true, there's some
bad stuff in the world

from time to time.

But still, bad people
don't really exist out there.

Kurikka?

Kurikka?

Damn!

And where might the
patient from this room be?

Mr. Kurikka left the hospital
just a moment ago.

Without legs?

Shut up!

Was the vaccine from VALA
in those boxes?

How should I know?

But let me tell you, that I'm
worth much more than 200.

I was almost gang raped
and killed.

How much?

700.

I'll give you five.

- Plus the 200?
- Yeah.

Good, since I'd probably be dead
if that guy hadn't shown up.

What guy?

A masked man,
he was wearing all black.

He beat them all up.

You mean one guy?

I guess. Hard to say,
since it was dark and all.

Well, did he say anything?

No.

He barely threw me the keys

so I could get
the hell out of there.

So, he saved you?

I guess.

But it was still enough trouble

that it's worth
the extra five hundred.

Are you sure that's all?

Did you see or hear
anything else?

No. Except the
hitting and the punching.

Oh, yeah. I did hear
in the yard,

that there's a
big cargo shipment

leaving from some VALA
loading platform this week.

Some important shipment.

What shipment? Vaccine?

I don't know. I can't listen to
something they don't say.

Listen very carefully. We have
clearance for the next phase.

It is time to move 221.

This is vital.

If any of these files
gets in the wrong hands,

it could jeopardize
our whole operation.

Don't worry.

Just take care of it,
Mr. Erola.

So, you took care of it, then.

I feel sorry for the bed.

Well?

Someone's stealing from us
and killing our people.

And when I find out who,
I'll take care of it.

Take care of it,
like you did with Kurikka?

- I just need more time.
- More time?

How many years more?

I got this watch from my father,
when I was around thirty.

Old man was proud of the way

I handled that hit
in the marketplace.

My father had got it
from his father,

who had got it from his.

This has been passed on
in our family for a long time.

And it has always been
passed on to the son,

if the son has proved
to be worthy of it.

I just fear that you are never
going to be worthy enough.

I'll handle this.

What about 221?

Let's move it to the
other depot at night.

Let's go for a smoke.

Hey, you hear that?

Do you have two wieners in it?

Of course.

Hey, dickface! Why do I have
one wiener and he's got two?

Goddamn.

We're going. Right now.

What is it?

Someone's found 221.

What the fuck?

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fucking fuck! Fuck's sake!

Tell me, how many knew of 221?

Not many.

We have a problem.

Someone's a snitch.

Who the fuck does
something like this?

We'll find out soon.

Goddammit. If he's snitched
about this one car,

then he's told about
the other one, too.

It's time to end this bullshit.

Whiskey.

- Fill it up?
- Yup, I'm here, aren't I?

Umm, hey, excuse me.
Can you make it neat, please?

I don't want it
watered down.

Well, look who it is.
I'm buying.

- I'll have the same.
- Sure.

Day drinking?

Yeah. I got a bit longer
of a vacation.

Mm-hmm.

You still interested in numbers?

Yeah. Why's that?

Well, I have a need for a guy
who can add things together.

With numbers I mean.

And I pay well.

Here's my card,
if you're interested.

Keep the change.

Alright, you monkeys, listen up.

The contents of the cargo
don't belong to you.

Even one broken seal or
missing crate and that's it.

You don't talk about
your personal life,

not your friends, not your
hobbies, not your women.

As long as you're working
for us, all you talk about

is the work you're doing.

What a fucking homo.

You don't touch these vaccines.

This shit isn't meant
for a white man.

So to be clear, not one
syringe goes missing.

Okay then, that was
such a rousing speech.

Next up, you can all go
towards the factory, over there.

Except you, Rämö.
You'll stay here.

Come with me.

I've arranged a bit cleaner
inside work for you.

Alright. So, this is
the perfect job for you.

You can start here.

Take receipts and bonds
to the safe.

Okay.

Everything else to the shredder.

What is that?

Don't touch it. It's tarnite.
They use it to make the vaccine.

It's really nasty stuff. There's
way too much of it here.

What the hell,
is it contagious somehow?

Well, if you get it on you,
it won't come off.

What, like nothing
would get it off?

You can't get it off at all.

It integrates to your cells,
or something.

I don't know,
something like that.

Okay.

But what I do know is that
when that stuff dries up,

it's harder than stone.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, alright.

Hey, Kurikka. Thanks for this.

Bullshit. Thanks to you.

Before you came along, I used
to run this all by myself.

Curious.
What did you tell your family?

Ah, that I work as a sorter in
the junkyard over there.

Good. Keeping the low profile
is the most important thing.

- Alright, good luck.
- Yeah.

Okay.

Well? Are we going?

Or if you want,
we can skip this.

Go back home,
spend time with the family,

pour a whiskey, have a sauna.

Doesn't that sound nice?

I'm sure it'll
take care of itself.

Who the fuck are you?

Well? Did we get him?

Not sure.

- Let's go.
- Hang on.

It had to be some sort
of special military sign

because he did it
with two fingers.

Fuck, two fingers?

This sucks so much fuckin' ass.

Well, I think it's kind of fun.
Quite cool actually.

Oh, man. You got to be
fucking kidding me.

Look it, we got guns and shit.

No more cleaning up dead bodies.
We're squad leaders now.

Fuck that shit. We're just
moving targets.

That's kinda cool, too.

- Did you hear that?
- Yeah.

- Sh... should we bail?
- Fuck yeah.

Don't kill us.

We haven't done anything wrong.

Yeah, we haven't. We're just
following the boss's orders.

And he doesn't live anywhere.

He just drives around in that
fuckin' American car of his,

so no one can even find him.

- What a tricky asshole.
- No, no, no!

He even eats in different
places, and bars,

and sleeps in
weird places, too.

- And at the club.
- Yeah at the club.

- He's there a lot.
- Fucknuts.

Let's go.

Stop stepping on my feet...

Who's there?

Oh, boss!

Hey boss!
Oh boy, we're glad to see you.

He left us alive.

And you really thought you
could handle this by yourself?

Well, I installed
a security...

Rotikka!

That's a fitting name for you.

Arrogant beetle
that rolls around in shit.

I sure could have had a better
use for the sperm that made you.

I got a picture of him...

A picture!? I need
a body, not a portrait.

You have to do everything
yourself, these days.

Radek.

What?

Radek.

You're right.

We'll get you some help.

All you need to do is give
the scent to the dogs,

and then step aside.

Do you understand?

- I understand.
- Good.

Yes?

Radek.

Radek.

Wake up!

- Phone.
- Silence!

Phone!

Okay.

Understood.

Mike.

Hey.

Yeah.

Hey, you little prick!

I'll be there.

I asked well done,
this is medium.

You need to be on the
next flight to Mikkeli.

ASAP.

I'll be there.

See you in Finland.

Jimmy. I can't talk right now,
I'm giving flying lessons.

But I've got a job for you.

Oh, okay.

I'll be there.

Lesson one, you need wings.

Do svidanya.

Stacy.

Sorry I haven't called
in a while.

Hey, stranger.

Okay. I'll be there.

Who was that?

Don't worry.
It wasn't your wife.

No.

Daddy.

Daddy.

Daddy.

Enni.

You were supposed to
read me a bedtime story.

Oh...
I'll be there in a sec.

Actually, why don't
you come here?

Look.
Guess what I've fixed for you?

But it used to be white.

Yeah, but now it
won't ever break again.

Besides, you can paint it
white if you want to.

No, it's fine like this.

- You sure?
- Yeah.

Black is a good color.

It's the color of the hero,
just like in the book.

Okay.

Good.

Take it and go ahead.

- I'll be there in a minute.
- Okay.

She moved like a shadow,
and like a silent wind

she brought a spark of hope
in her wake.

The evil forces of the village

had finally got themselves
a challenger.

The police authority
thanks you.

Now get the fuck out of here.

Alright,

it's time to bring tonight's
first singer to the stage.

Spank is singing
the evergreen classic

"Stairway To Helsinki"
from PMMP.

Here you go, good luck.

What's that!?

Radek.

Say what!?

Radek.

Reikki.

What's the situation?

All clear.

Here they come.

Look at that.

Hi, nice to meet you.

So...

We have a...

A... problem?

Shut up.

We have a problem.

A masked man.

He's killing my men.

He calls himself... Rendel.

He vanishes into the shadows,

and...

He just dances
around the bullets.

We just can't find him.

I love to dance.

Time to earn
your fucking paychecks!

That went well.

Yes.

Now we're talking.

Tell me, do you have fuzzy dice?

I have fuzzy dice in my pants.

Are those shoeboxes?

Shut up.

They've earned it.

They're tricking you.

C'mon, let's go.

Now get to the car.

The bottle.
Don't forget the bottle.

Don't be stupid.

The fucking radio died.

Fix it.

Do I look like a guy
who fixes radios?

Surprise me.

You know...

Behind every great man is a
woman who wants to trick him.

And I have such
a weakness for leather.

Black leather is so last season.

Shit.

Hey, you little gimp cunt.

Time to slice you a new asshole.

Hey! Don't turn your back on me!

Shit.

Kill that bastard!

Come out, come out,
wherever you are.

That was fun.

But this...

is going to hurt.

Yes!

Proshchay.

Stacy...

You... little...
bitch.

Bugger.

You're just another notch
on my arm.

You go that way.

Here's one more!

Useless Russian.

There's still one missing.

That fucking cocksucker
stole my favorite belt.

I think I saw it
on Stacy's neck.

- Over there.
- Great.

Well?

What do you want?

Did you come for this?

Oh, Rämö...

No! No!

- Hey! Hey!
- No!

Let them go!

Was there something unclear
about our employment contract?

No. Nothing unclear.
She's just a child.

She hasn't done anything.

That's right.

How about her?

You're gonna feel this.

Mommy!

- Anette! Anette, Anette!
- Mommy!

Shut up!

Anette, Anette!

This is your fault!

The city of Mikkeli
doesn't lose faith!

You're pathetic.

How in the world did you ever
think that you could do this?

Masked man?

I don't care about
your excuses.

You didn't deliver
what you promised.

It was a
very complicated situa...

Do you understand?

I'm sorry, my son has arrived.

Fuck you and your son!

He sent you his regards.

I came to tell you that things
got fucked up good this time.

Ah, so I heard.

You know...

Myself, I've done a lot
of bad things in my life.

But all of it had to be done.

That is, if you
wanted to stay alive.

That sort of thing
changes a man.

Defines who you truly are.

But you.

You're one dickless, brainless,
spineless

and useless fucking asshole
without any morals or honor.

The only way you get any
respect is the name Erola!

My name!

You are the greatest mistake
I've made.

And I think that your mother
would agree,

had she survived giving
birth to you, that is.

Goddamn.

You dickless piece of shit.

Oh, dear Pekka.

I, too, have been a part
of all sorts of crap.

And it was quite fun,
for as long as it lasted.

But this really takes the cake.

You really are
one piece of shit.

I mean, dear fucking God.

Try to hang in there.

Well, that went well.

Daddy's girl.

You're leaning on my car.
Get the fuck off.

What?

Now get your ass
the fuck away from there!

Hey, relax now.

Dammit. Wh... what the fuck
are you doing?

Get to the car.

Pass me the radio, please.

Turn it on.

Rotikka here.

Get your asses
to the factory, now.

Everyone!

I couldn't get
anything outside Finland.

My contacts end here.

But I managed to gather
some interesting stuff.

And lots of it.

I'll make sure the right
people get this.

There's the two million.

As a thank you.

Or, well... almost two.

I promise you I'll wheel myself
as far from this city as I can.

From this country.

I'll set up a nice little
bordello somewhere.

Or a kennel.

And you should stay far
away from that factory.

I still have VALA's
radio frequencies.

According to
radio communications,

Rotikka has gathered
all his firepower there.

They're waiting for you
to drop by.

What the hell is that
slackjaw waiting for!

You know the meaning of rendel?

I mean the word.

No.

It's Hungarian. It means order.

You mean like, things are
in the right positions?

No. The other order.

Oh, like you get
what you have ordered?

Work it out, Sherlock.

Hey!

Look at what I found.

And what have we here?

You're that reporter.

Goddamn.

Don't you realize that
journalism is dead?

Come here.

You see,

I have this pain.

And no matter what I do,
it gets worse.

Tie her to the forklift.

Jarno.

Your father is using you.

No, he's not. That's the
only thing he won't do.

Tie that pussy up tightly.

Now we'll go
for a little joyride.

Fuck it!

Why won't these things work,
goddammit!

Fuck!

What the hell
are you looking at?

Does the reporter need eyes?
Do you? Really? That's too bad.

What the fuck?

- Hall 6 won't answer.
- What?!

Hall 6 won't answer.

Everyone get to hall 6, now!

Move, move, move it!

Move it!

Someone, come in.

Come in!

Fucking come in...

Fucking fuck.

You got any news for me?

He's here.
Kill him.

Finally.

Round two.

You do realize
this is a trap.

Hey!

I found my belt!
Around Stacy's neck.

That your bitch?

Fair is fair.

I'll be wanting that axe back.

You left me hangin' there.

Without a goodbye kiss.

And I'm a man who
likes closure.

Cracking open that
fucking skull of yours...

Well, come on!

Aah! You cocksucker!

Goddammit! Fucking kill him!

Hit him!

Go on, kill him!

So, you think you're
a fucking superhero?

Fuck.

Goddamn.

How in the world did you ever
think that you could do this?

Rip his fucking head off!

Kill him now!

So there's no way to
get those files back?

I'm afraid so.

You know how this goes.

My son takes
operative charge after me.

VALA organization will
do great things in Finland.

We're making the world
a better place.

Yes.

Hopefully
your son is more capable.

It's a pity it had
to come to this.

Yes.

I'll kill you!

Now stay there.

This is who I am.

There is a line between
good and evil in this world.

I will not fall back,
give up, or quit.

For I am...

Really? With NH25?
That's new.

So... Mr. Erola's son
is dead, too?

Well... I expected no less.

We're moving into phase 2.

And I will take care
of that Rendel...

...myself.

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