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David. David, wake up.

Wake up. Come on.

My God, look at this place.
It's a disaster area.

I am not picking up
after you anymore, Mister.

You are 21 years old.

Just give me a chance
to wake up.

How would you like it
if I went into your car

and left my panties
all over the seats?

I said I'll get it.

I don't know
what's going on
with you lately.

You're not doing
drugs, are you?

- No.
- Addiction runs
in our family.

Mom, I'm not on drugs.

Listen, I know it is hard

not having a room of your own

and shuttling between
your dad's place and here.

But we just
have to make it work

just until you go
back to NYU.

I'm not going back to NYU.

So that's it?

Just because you didn't
get into the film program,

you're just going to throw away
your education entirely?

Pretty much.

Oh. Well, what are you
going to do?

I don't know. I'm still
exploring my options.

You get this from your father.

- Get what?
- Just quitting

at the first roadblock
life throws at you,

wallowing in your misery.

It's one of the reasons
we're not married anymore.

Aren't I entitled to be
bummed for a little while?

Yeah. Well,

I expect this place
to get picked up

before I get home from work.

Oh, my neck is so stiff.

- It's stress.
- Yep.

And old age.

Hey,

give her a little smack
on the ass for me, would you?

- Ah.
- Stay here, stay here.

What do you think Skye
is doing right now?

Well, if she's anything like
me during my waitressing days,

she's sleeping in.

- Yeah.
- Harder.

At least we know
she's sleeping alone.

Just saw the nitwit she's
dating in the locker room.

You know,
for such a smart man,

you're really clueless
sometimes.

Hmm?

What does that mean?

It means, my darling,

that the more you
disapprove of this boy,

the more interesting
he's going to be to her.

So if I were you, mm,
I'd make nice with him.

Hmm?

Uch.

- Good morning, Mr. Getty.
- David.

Nash just stepped out
for a minute.

Yeah, no, I don't need Nash.

I need to talk to you.

Listen, I feel like you
and I have gotten off
on the wrong foot this year.

Don't you think?

If you say so.

Uh, I think
I've been a little bit
of a hard-ass on you.

So here's
what I'm proposing.

What do you say
we start over, all right?

We'll just turn over
a new leaf.

We'll wipe the slate clean.

All right?
What do you say?

Okay.

All right. Good.
Hey, here's an idea.

How about we grab lunch
some time in the city?

Uh, just me and you?

Well, you can invite a couple
of hookers if you want.

No hook-- Just you and me.

Yeah. No. Yeah, uh--

Yeah, well, yeah,
I like lunch.

Do you? All right, great.

You know what?
How about tomorrow?

I'll have my secretary
set something up.

All right, man.
Glad we talked. All right.

Okay, uh, median
is the middle value

for a given set
of numbers,

and mean is what we
colloquially call

the average.

What's
colloquialing mean?

Colloquially. It's on
your vocab study list.

All right, you know what?

I think you guys
need some more caffeine.

Can I have another cherry?

Uh, okay. Uh, ahem.
Let's talk math.

All right? So I
came up with a few practice
word problems for you guys.

Uh, so "Two space craft
leave Earth at the same time

"to fly to Alpha Centauri,

which is 4.3
light years away--"

The space shuttle
wasn't designed for
interstellar travel.

These aren't space shuttles.

What are they?

Flying saucer--

one from ELO's album
and one from Boston's.

Why not Journey's?

Eli, are you high?

Come on, man. Don't you smoke?

Whether or not I smoke
is totally irrelevant,

which is also on your
vocab study list.

Come on, guys. I'm not
the one taking the SATs.

You got to focus.

Hey, everybody.

How's it going?

- Good.
- Yeah?

I think, right?

Wheeler's way better

than any of my
teachers at school.

Oh. Well, I suspected
there was a brain

under all those curls.

Well, I'll let you
get back to it.

She's the best.

Looks like Reagan
found his guy
on the Supreme Court.

Scalia.
How about that name?

Sounds like
a spinal condition.

See the guy over there?
White hair?

He's Chip Patrick.

Made a fortune
in tax liens.

You know
what tax liens are?

- No.
- Neither do I.

But whatever they are,

they bought the helicopter
he rides to work.

See that guy over there?

- The red hair? Dopey grin?
- Mm-hmm.

Joe Farrell.

Feldspar Capital?

They do business loans,
some retail.

What do you think
he drives?

Cadillac.

Lamborghini.

Base price $100,000.

I'm guessing that's more

than your parents'
house is worth.

Actually, my parents had
to sell their house.

Did they get $100,000
for it?

- Not quite.
- Well, think about that.

This guy is riding around
in your parents' house,

getting hand jobs from
Sports Illustrated models.

Yeah. Point is there are
a lot of guys out there

making a killing,

and you are of an age

where a young guy
can join the hunt.

- Yeah?
- Yeah. Hey, listen,

I wasn't much older than you.
I had a seat on the Exchange.

- Wow.
- Mm-hmm.

What is your five-year plan?

I don't really have one.

I'm kind of taking
things year to year.

Okay. So what's your
one-year plan?

I guess to figure out
what it is I'm good at

that someone's willing
to pay me to do.

- Mm.
- I used to think

that was to do
with movies, you know?

But, uh, since that doesn't
seem to be in the cards,

I guess I'm back
to exploring my options.

Okay, that's not a plan.

That's called
stalling for time.

You know who you remind me
of a little bit?

My kid brother,
Skye's uncle Marv.

He was a little bit
of a space cadet, too,
when he was your age.

Nice guy. Don't get me wrong.
I love him to death.

But his head's always
in the clouds.

You know
where he wound up?

A chiropractor.

Does he like it?

Who the fuck cares
if he likes it?

He's a glorified masseuse.

He drives a Pinto.

His kids
go to public school.

These are bad things,
I'm saying.

You kn--
Listen, I offer this

as a cautionary tale
of what happens

when you don't choose
a path in life

but you let life
choose for you.

Huh?

Skye used to love
coming here with me.

This was before she
decided meat was murder.

You know,
for a little thing,

she can really
put away a steak.

It's-- It's quite
impressive.

That's funny.

How's that place
she's working?

Yeah, it's pretty good.
The food's decent.

It's a restaurant?

Yeah.
I thought you knew.

No, I did.

I-- I think I forgot.

What-- How's your
steak doing?

Can one person
really eat all this?

A man can.

Hey, there's Susan,
the receptionist,

she's really pretty.

What about Marcia
from payroll?

- She's single.
- Oh, no, no. She's scary.

I mean,
with those long nails.

Those aren't real.

No?

No. Those are press-ons.

Oh. No.

No. I don't think
I'm ready.

I haven't been
on a date in years.

Things haven't changed
that much. You'll be fine.

How'd your meet your wife?

Choir. Yeah,
she took pity on me.

She said, "You've been
staring at me for six months.

When are you going
to ask me out, Terrence?"

So I did, and she said,
"I'll think about it."

Well, it's
probably a little late

for me to become
a Baptist.

You could put
an ad in the classifieds.

What do you mean, like
"Do you like piña coladas?"

Yeah. It's worth a shot.

I don't think I'm going
to get many takers.

A divorced heart patient
seeks nice lady

to sit at home
and watch "Night Court."

I have a cousin named Janice

who just got divorced
about a year ago.

She likes TV, too.

I think you two might
actually hit it off.

- Really?
- Yeah.

I'll give her a ring.

All right. I'll meet her.

I mean, what do you
have to lose?

Okay. It's a date.

Our entrance.

Just in case I forget my name.

Reception area.
One of our analysts here.

- Sir.
- Most of them don't
know their dicks

from a hole in the ground,

which is why their
predictions are wrong

90% of the time--

I actually keep 'em around

just so I know
what not to buy.

I'm not even joking.

This is my trading floor.

This is where
the magic happens.

Do they ever sit down?

Well, probably to take a crap,

but I couldn't swear to you.

Hey, hey, come here a second.

How old are you?

- Uh, 23.
- Okay.

What did we pay you last year?

With bonus, 125.

We'll get 'em next year.

You afraid of heights,
David?

- No.
- Come here.

Take a look at that.

My old man
was afraid of heights.

His whole life,
all he ever wanted to do

is take a trip west
to see the Grand Canyon.

So finally, I'm a teenager.

We did it. We get
to the Grand Canyon...

and he was too scared
to get out of the car.

So that's where I get it.

Wait a minute.
You're afraid of heights?

Oh, petrified.

It's quite a view,
though, isn't it?

You can almost
see all the way
to Skye's apartment.

- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

How do you like
her new place?

She hasn't moved in yet.

Right. Of course.

I knew that. I forgot.

- No, you didn't.
- Hmm?

Is that why you
invited me to lunch?

So you could pump me
for info about Skye?

I'm her father. I have a right
to know where she's living,

if her roommates
are ax murderers.

Why didn't you just
ask her yourself?

I would if she'd
return my calls.

Hell's Kitchen.

Really? Jesus.

Fourth floor walk-up,

and her roommates
aren't ax murderers.

One's a junior at the Fashion
Institute of Technology,

and the other is
studying to be a dancer.

Okay.

- Mr. Getty?
- Hmm.

Your lawyers are here.

Okay. Thank you.

All right.

Hi. Is Skye around?

Somewhere.

Could you tell her
that her boyfriend is here?

I didn't know
Skye had a boyfriend.

Well, she does. It's me.

- What's your name?
- David.

Skye, David's here.

Hey.

- Hey.
- Hey.

What are you doing here?

- Mm.
- Well, I was in the city,

so I thought I'd
stop in and see you.

What were you doing?

- Hmm?
- In the city.

I wanted to catch
a movie at the quad.

What did you see?

The new Woody Allen.

- Hannah and Her Sisters?
- Yeah.

God, wasn't it pedestrian?

Actually,
I really liked it.

Zan is a filmmaker, too.
You guys should talk.

Oh, cool. What kind of stuff?

I'm actually
a visual artist.

My stuff's not narrative.

Underground,

like Jonas Mekas,

Stan Brakhage,
Kenneth Anger,

but not so homoerotic.

You?

Tomorrow I'm
videotaping a bris.

You mean like...

Yeah.

David's work
is very experimental.

Or, I guess,
uh, confrontational

is a better word.

Come on. Come here.

I feel like we never get
to see each other anymore.

I know. It's a drag.

Hey, hey.
Would you get in trouble

if we had sex
somewhere in here?

Probably. And I
really need this job.

Okay.

Mm. I have an idea.

Why don't you go wait
at Serge and Alex's

until I'm done?

What time
do you get off work?

- Around 1.
- I have to be up early

to get my gear together
for the Feinberg bris.

I'll make it
worth your while.

Okay.

Hi, Herb. I didn't know
you knew the Feinbergs.

I don't. I'm crashing.

A bris?

Well, it was this
or a funeral,

and I was more
in the mood for deli.

Boychik.

Hey, Nash.

This is quite the spread.

Are brises
usually this lavish?

- Sometimes.
- Hmm. I simply must
go to more of them.

How are things
with Widow Horowitz?

Oh, we had the most
romantic evening.

Wine, candlelight, tiramisu.

- Who paid?
- Don't be so boorish.

I did, of course.
I'm a gentleman,
not a gigolo.

Besides, I consider it
an investment

in my future happiness.

Chachi.

Uh, I'll catch up
with you later.

- Hey, Nash.
- Barry.

Want to pose with that
pig in a blanket for me?

- Absolutely I do.
- Dip it in the
mustard for me.

Just the tip.
Just the tip.

Oh, you are very good.

Vodka tonic.

Vodka tonic coming right up.

Thank you, Webber.

Uh, it's Wheeler, sir.

If you say so.

- Hey, where, uh--
- It is.

Where the hell
is everybody today?

Uh, Dr. Feinberg's sir.

- Feinberg?
- Mm-hmm.

Why are they at Feinberg's?

Uh, he just had a baby boy.

It's his bris.

Oh, is he clever.

Son of a bitch.

He's campaigning
with his son's dick.

That's what this is.

I'm-- I'm honestly
not sure, sir.

Amen.

- Hi, Mr. Myers.
- Karen. What
a lovely surprise.

Who's this, your fiancé?

Very funny. This is Gracie.

- Hello, Gracie.
- Yeah, she's sweet, huh?

She's actually
the reason I'm here.

- Oh, yeah? How's that?
- Well, I was wondering

if maybe you could
do me a huge favor

and take care of her for me?

What? For how long?

Forever?

Look, my fiancé Barry
is really allergic,

and I thought, you know,
you can use the company.

Karen, I don't think
that's such a good idea.

I mean, I can barely
take care of myself

with the laundry and cooking.

I already killed
all my house plants.

Please.

I don't know the first
thing about cats.

They are so easy,
and you won't
even know she's here.

You know, she barely even meows,

and she does all her
business in a litter box.

See, that sounds
unhygienic to me.

She's my baby,

and I couldn't just
take her to the SPCA.

Okay.

Here you go.

So what do I do,

I buy her mice and feed it
to her every once in a while?

Hold on.

This is everything
she needs.

Well, except
for the cuddles,

but you seem
pretty good at that.

Oh, you're bleeding.

I am?

Cut yourself shaving?

Cut it pretty good.

- Mm.
- And all better.

So how are the wedding
plans coming?

They're fine.

The big day's going to be
here any moment now.

Yeah.

Marriage is a wonderful thing.

I know it sounds corny,
but it's true.

I miss it.

I'm going to have
the half price
poppers, please.

Those are only
half price for ladies.

Really?

Is that legal?

It's our Ladies' Night
special.

Oh.

Well, I'm meeting
a lady friend here.

She's just
running a couple
of minutes late.

Okay.

Hi. I'm supposed to be
meeting someone here.

Tall, in his 50s.

Said he's wearing
a brown turtleneck.

Thank you.

Got any, like, ketchup
or cocktail sauce?

Anything like that.
These are great.

- Thanks.
- Cheddar, right?

Cheddar puffs are
better than I remember.

Table for four, please.

Why the long face,
Fellini?

Someone leave the cake
out in the rain?

What? No. I was just--

I was going to--
What do you want?

We need to talk about
the elephant in the room.

What's that?

It's a metaphor.
Or simile.

Right. Well, I have a ton
of footage to edit,

so maybe another time.

You can't keep doing this.

Doing what?

Running from me.

We're going to keep
bumping into each other.

There comes a time
in a young man's life

when he must face
his demons.

Okay, look,
you're not my demon,

and if my memory serves,
I already faced you,

like with my fist
in your face.

When you sucker punched me?

That wasn't a sucker punch.

A little bit.

You were looking
right at me.

I was lost in thought.

Let's not quibble about
who threw the first punch.

There was only one.
I threw it.

And I respect you for that.

What? You do?

Of course.

I stole your lady from you.

That's heavy shit.

I'm not saying I'm sorry.

All's fair in love and war,
and she's happier with me.

But you acted with honor.

Faced me like a man.

Didn't go down
without a fight.

And I respect that.

Okay.

So...hatchet buried?

I guess.

Hey, you want to cut
that baby dick footage

on a pro rig, go see my buddy
Travis over at WZVX.

- Channel 87?
- Took a bunch of boudoir shots

of him and his old lady,
so he owes me.

Tell him I sent you.

He'll hook you up.

Is anyone sitting here?

No. No.
Go ahead. Take it.

Thank you.

Lady friend stand you up?

Seems like.

I'll tell you what.

Next round's on me.

Uh, no, thank you.
I got to, uh--

Come on.

You know what I'll have

is a, uh-- Let me have
a scotch up, please.

You got it.

Okay, okay, but seriously,
I don't know who's in it.

Oh, uh, Robert Redford,
Darryl Hannah,

- and Debra Winger.
- Ooh.

Mm.

I love Darryl Hannah.

What was that one
that she was in

where she played the fish?

Fish?

No, no, mermaid.

- Uh, but is a mermaid...
- Fish.

a fish.

Mermaids do not exist.

Right, obviously.

But I think
you mean Splash.

Yeah, Splash. That's--

How funny was that?

Debra Winger isn't
too shabby, either.

Oh, my God.
Officer And a Gentleman,

when Richard Gere
is all dressed
in his Navy uniform

and he sweeps her
off her feet, and--

Yeah, well, as someone
who was married

- to a guy who's ex-Navy--
- Uch.

...I can tell you
it ain't like the movies.

If Roger lifted anything
heavier than a laundry basket,

he'd throw his back out.

If he lifted a foot,

he'd throw his back out.

- Oh, my--
- Poor man.

I can't believe I stayed
with him so long.

How did this happen?

What do I know?

Your father never drinks.

Or sings.

He's been a little
down lately.

Both my boys been going
through a rough patch lately.

Yeah.

Wait, have you eaten?

No. I'm starving.

Come on. Let's go
get a bite to eat.

What are you in the mood for?

Uh, you think Friendly's
is still open?

Oh, good idea.