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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:29,130 --> 00:00:30,664 All right. 2 00:00:30,664 --> 00:00:32,500 Well, how do I look? 3 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:34,535 Sexy. 4 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:35,603 [chuckle] 5 00:00:35,603 --> 00:00:37,171 At least we don't have to worry 6 00:00:37,171 --> 00:00:38,472 about anyone hitting on me. 7 00:00:38,472 --> 00:00:40,074 Or mistaking you for a girl. 8 00:00:41,609 --> 00:00:44,145 I'm so glad you were able to fill in on such short notice. 9 00:00:44,145 --> 00:00:45,646 Are you kidding me? Look, 10 00:00:45,646 --> 00:00:49,016 I could use the extra money, so thank you. 11 00:00:49,016 --> 00:00:50,951 Is everything okay with you and David? 12 00:00:50,951 --> 00:00:53,487 Yeah, I guess so. Why? 13 00:00:53,487 --> 00:00:55,223 Oh. Nothing. 14 00:00:59,693 --> 00:01:00,928 Just tell me. 15 00:01:00,928 --> 00:01:03,497 I wasn't going to say anything. 16 00:01:03,497 --> 00:01:05,133 Heather saw David the other night 17 00:01:05,133 --> 00:01:07,568 on the Red and Tan bus headed into the city 18 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:09,470 with some girl. 19 00:01:09,470 --> 00:01:10,604 I'm sorry. 20 00:01:22,015 --> 00:01:23,484 Think about it. 21 00:01:23,484 --> 00:01:26,154 Jason Voorhees, Freddy Kruger, Leatherface. 22 00:01:26,154 --> 00:01:27,988 What do they all have in common? 23 00:01:27,988 --> 00:01:30,158 - What? - They're all WASPs. 24 00:01:30,158 --> 00:01:32,226 White Anglo-Saxon psychopaths. 25 00:01:32,226 --> 00:01:33,594 It's bullshit. 26 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:35,028 Leatherface is just his nickname. 27 00:01:35,028 --> 00:01:35,996 For all we know, he could be Jewish. 28 00:01:35,996 --> 00:01:38,666 Dude, he lives in Texas. 29 00:01:38,666 --> 00:01:40,268 Owns a chainsaw. 30 00:01:41,635 --> 00:01:44,338 - I got it. - No, dude, this one's mine. 31 00:01:46,073 --> 00:01:47,408 Hey, Ganz. 32 00:01:47,408 --> 00:01:49,210 Yo. 33 00:01:49,210 --> 00:01:50,544 Here you go. 34 00:01:51,845 --> 00:01:53,046 Fresh off the boat, 35 00:01:53,046 --> 00:01:54,882 as in literally one of 300 36 00:01:54,882 --> 00:01:57,685 in a cargo container in Red Hook a few hours ago. 37 00:01:57,685 --> 00:01:59,187 [chuckling] 38 00:01:59,187 --> 00:02:01,189 Where's the stuff? 39 00:02:01,189 --> 00:02:02,690 In the cassette player. 40 00:02:02,690 --> 00:02:04,325 Quarter of a key. 41 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:05,726 Should keep you busy for a while. 42 00:02:05,726 --> 00:02:09,730 Got to run. See you, Your Highness. 43 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:10,631 Who was that? 44 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:12,866 Uh, my mom. I forgot my lunch. 45 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:14,535 Oh, mine. 46 00:02:18,706 --> 00:02:20,708 - Good morning, sir. - Hi. 47 00:02:20,708 --> 00:02:23,211 - Grab my bag, please. - Oh, yeah. 48 00:02:23,211 --> 00:02:24,845 This is-- It was the '79, right? 49 00:02:24,845 --> 00:02:25,846 Yeah, the Mercedes. 50 00:02:25,846 --> 00:02:27,815 And, kid, get a haircut. 51 00:02:27,815 --> 00:02:30,050 You're starting to look like Son of Sam. 52 00:02:30,050 --> 00:02:31,952 - Thank you. - [tires screech, crash] 53 00:02:31,952 --> 00:02:32,986 Man: What the hell? 54 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,622 Oh, fuck. 55 00:02:34,622 --> 00:02:37,124 Everything's fine. Are you all right? 56 00:02:37,124 --> 00:02:38,526 Rizzo, come on. 57 00:02:38,526 --> 00:02:39,660 Yeah. 58 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:41,429 You see this? 59 00:02:43,431 --> 00:02:45,299 [people chattering] 60 00:02:49,303 --> 00:02:51,138 Hey, kid, what's with the getup? 61 00:02:51,138 --> 00:02:52,473 Bar mitzvah. 62 00:02:52,473 --> 00:02:54,842 Oh, Mazel tov. You're finally a man. 63 00:02:54,842 --> 00:02:56,043 I'm filming it. 64 00:02:56,043 --> 00:02:57,911 Do you do balloon animals, too? 65 00:02:59,380 --> 00:03:00,848 What's this I hear 66 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:03,851 about you fooling around with Getty's daughter? 67 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:05,253 Who told you that? 68 00:03:05,253 --> 00:03:06,820 A little birdie. 69 00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:08,256 We're just friends. 70 00:03:08,256 --> 00:03:10,791 Oh, right. Hey, I got to hand it to you, kid. 71 00:03:10,791 --> 00:03:12,426 You got chutzpah. 72 00:03:12,426 --> 00:03:14,262 I'm going to miss you. 73 00:03:14,262 --> 00:03:16,096 See you, Herb. 74 00:03:16,096 --> 00:03:18,766 Oh, uh, morning. 75 00:03:18,766 --> 00:03:20,268 David. 76 00:03:20,268 --> 00:03:21,269 Herb. 77 00:03:21,269 --> 00:03:23,637 Mr. President. 78 00:03:23,637 --> 00:03:25,473 What the hell? 79 00:03:25,473 --> 00:03:26,874 Something wrong, Herb? 80 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:31,011 Yeah, there's a mix-up. This is not my bag. 81 00:03:31,011 --> 00:03:32,179 All right. 82 00:03:32,179 --> 00:03:33,381 Oi. 83 00:03:36,116 --> 00:03:37,184 What happened? 84 00:03:37,184 --> 00:03:38,619 Idiots. 85 00:03:40,688 --> 00:03:42,323 [whispering] 86 00:03:44,091 --> 00:03:45,993 Just like a drunkard? 87 00:03:45,993 --> 00:03:48,362 Drunk driving golf course. 88 00:03:48,362 --> 00:03:51,131 Aqua Velva? 89 00:03:51,131 --> 00:03:53,367 [steam hissing] 90 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:54,668 [door opens] 91 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:00,441 [sighs] 92 00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:02,910 Ohh. 93 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:04,678 Ahh. 94 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:07,615 Mmm! 95 00:04:08,949 --> 00:04:10,083 Good morning. 96 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:12,353 Nasser. 97 00:04:12,353 --> 00:04:14,422 What the hell are you wearing? 98 00:04:14,422 --> 00:04:17,124 Oh. A towel. 99 00:04:17,124 --> 00:04:18,892 On your head. 100 00:04:18,892 --> 00:04:20,328 Oh, this. 101 00:04:20,328 --> 00:04:22,563 I'm-- I'm merely preparing for the boat 102 00:04:22,563 --> 00:04:25,466 I intend to purchase with my Galexa windfall. 103 00:04:25,466 --> 00:04:26,900 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 104 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:28,068 We're alone in here. 105 00:04:28,068 --> 00:04:29,337 That's not the point. 106 00:04:29,337 --> 00:04:30,838 You've been shooting your mouth off, 107 00:04:30,838 --> 00:04:33,874 and people are starting to talk. 108 00:04:33,874 --> 00:04:35,175 Sorry. 109 00:04:35,175 --> 00:04:37,811 What are you going to do with a boat? 110 00:04:37,811 --> 00:04:39,847 Mine are an ocean-going people, 111 00:04:39,847 --> 00:04:42,616 and I hear the siren call of the sea. 112 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:44,618 Yeah? Well, that's not the sea you hear. 113 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:48,356 That's the sound of money being flushed down a toilet. 114 00:04:48,356 --> 00:04:51,359 Boats-- big money pits. 115 00:04:51,359 --> 00:04:52,593 Really? 116 00:04:52,593 --> 00:04:54,762 Trust me. Piece of advice. 117 00:04:54,762 --> 00:04:57,998 If if flies, floats, or fucks, rent it. 118 00:04:57,998 --> 00:04:59,500 Oh. 119 00:05:05,473 --> 00:05:07,841 Ah, Herb. I could hug you. 120 00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:10,077 I'm sorry. kid. I don't swing that way. 121 00:05:10,077 --> 00:05:11,579 No, no. This is your bag. 122 00:05:11,579 --> 00:05:13,581 Oh, thank you. That's yours. 123 00:05:13,581 --> 00:05:15,082 W-Where's the cassette player? 124 00:05:15,082 --> 00:05:16,249 - [phone rings] - The whatsit? 125 00:05:16,249 --> 00:05:17,451 The little portable tape player. 126 00:05:17,451 --> 00:05:18,852 It's about this big with headphones. 127 00:05:18,852 --> 00:05:20,454 - It's in the bag. - No, it's not. 128 00:05:20,454 --> 00:05:22,089 Then it must have dropped out of the bag 129 00:05:22,089 --> 00:05:23,724 in the locker room. 130 00:05:23,724 --> 00:05:24,658 Sorry. 131 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:34,702 Welcome to Red Oaks. 132 00:05:34,702 --> 00:05:37,538 Thank you. We're here for the Glassman bar mitzvah. 133 00:05:37,538 --> 00:05:39,239 The reception's inside the clubhouse. 134 00:05:39,239 --> 00:05:40,307 - Thank you. - Tip him. 135 00:05:40,307 --> 00:05:41,542 What? 136 00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:43,243 He's waiting for a gratuity. 137 00:05:43,243 --> 00:05:44,512 No, he's not. Are you? 138 00:05:44,512 --> 00:05:46,947 It's customary. 139 00:05:46,947 --> 00:05:48,482 No, that's after. 140 00:05:48,482 --> 00:05:49,583 It's both. 141 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:50,984 Ah, you're nuts. 142 00:05:50,984 --> 00:05:53,587 You're embarrassing me. I'm sorry. 143 00:05:53,587 --> 00:05:55,423 Why can't you just defer to me for once? 144 00:05:55,423 --> 00:05:57,124 Mom? Dad? 145 00:05:57,124 --> 00:05:59,427 Why are you so early? 146 00:05:59,427 --> 00:06:01,094 The reception isn't for another hour. 147 00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:03,063 Your mom wanted to see where you work. 148 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:04,698 I have to say it's lovely. 149 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:05,966 Please don't wander off or talk to anyone 150 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:07,435 or do anything to get me in trouble. 151 00:06:07,435 --> 00:06:08,702 - No, honey. - Don't worry. 152 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:09,970 We're not wild animals. We're fine. 153 00:06:09,970 --> 00:06:11,038 Whoa. 154 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:13,106 Chop-chop, Sancho. Time is shekels. 155 00:06:13,106 --> 00:06:14,575 I got to go. 156 00:06:14,575 --> 00:06:16,143 What are you doing? 157 00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:18,145 We're David's parents. 158 00:06:18,145 --> 00:06:19,312 Judy and Sam. 159 00:06:19,312 --> 00:06:20,481 Oh, wow. 160 00:06:20,481 --> 00:06:22,450 I would have thought uncle and sister. 161 00:06:22,450 --> 00:06:24,452 Just-- Just kidding, Pops. 162 00:06:24,452 --> 00:06:25,786 That's a good boy you got there. 163 00:06:25,786 --> 00:06:27,555 His work ethic leaves something to be desired, 164 00:06:27,555 --> 00:06:28,789 but that's not his fault. 165 00:06:28,789 --> 00:06:30,223 It's generational. Am I right, slim? 166 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:32,460 - It's Sam. - If you say so. 167 00:06:32,460 --> 00:06:35,463 Whoa. Look at the time. I better say sayonara. 168 00:06:35,463 --> 00:06:37,798 Save me a dance, pretty lady. 169 00:06:37,798 --> 00:06:38,866 Okay. 170 00:06:38,866 --> 00:06:39,967 Kiss you later. 171 00:06:43,203 --> 00:06:44,672 What's wrong with you? 172 00:06:44,672 --> 00:06:46,974 Reggie, dude, did you find a cassette player? 173 00:06:46,974 --> 00:06:47,841 Yeah. 174 00:06:47,841 --> 00:06:50,010 Oh. Thank God. Where is it? 175 00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:52,245 Took it to the lost and found. 176 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:53,814 Should have put it in the trash. 177 00:06:53,814 --> 00:06:55,148 Piece of shit didn't work. 178 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:56,750 Couldn't even get it open. 179 00:07:00,988 --> 00:07:03,857 Did you go in to the city with some girl? 180 00:07:03,857 --> 00:07:05,493 I-- 181 00:07:05,493 --> 00:07:06,994 Please don't lie to me. 182 00:07:06,994 --> 00:07:10,197 Heather said she saw you two on the Red and Tan bus. 183 00:07:10,197 --> 00:07:12,032 Yeah, but it was-- 184 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:13,501 Who is she? 185 00:07:13,501 --> 00:07:15,503 Her name's Skye. 186 00:07:15,503 --> 00:07:17,805 Getty's daughter? 187 00:07:17,805 --> 00:07:19,840 She's just a friend. We went to see a Rohmer movie 188 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:21,642 I knew I'd never get you to see. 189 00:07:21,642 --> 00:07:22,976 So this is my fault, right? 190 00:07:22,976 --> 00:07:24,712 - No. - Because I'm not smart enough 191 00:07:24,712 --> 00:07:26,313 to appreciate your stupid subtitled movies, 192 00:07:26,313 --> 00:07:27,615 so you had to find someone who does? 193 00:07:27,615 --> 00:07:28,749 No, that's not what I said. 194 00:07:28,749 --> 00:07:30,283 You are fucking unbelievable, David. 195 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:31,752 Karen. 196 00:07:34,755 --> 00:07:39,527 A-woo, someone's in the doghouse. 197 00:07:39,527 --> 00:07:41,061 You want my advice? 198 00:07:41,061 --> 00:07:42,162 No. 199 00:07:44,164 --> 00:07:46,066 Yes, well, after giving it some thought, 200 00:07:46,066 --> 00:07:47,935 I've decide to go with the bigger engine-- 201 00:07:47,935 --> 00:07:50,704 the 250 horsepower, in fact. 202 00:07:50,704 --> 00:07:52,940 Yes, no measly 220 will cut it for me. 203 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:55,576 I want to feel a stiff wind slap me across the face 204 00:07:55,576 --> 00:07:57,177 like I've wronged it in some way. 205 00:07:57,177 --> 00:07:58,579 Oh, you know what, Molly? 206 00:07:58,579 --> 00:07:59,947 I'm going to have to call you back. 207 00:07:59,947 --> 00:08:02,583 Right. Hello. Can I help you? 208 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:05,719 We just want to see where our son David works. 209 00:08:05,719 --> 00:08:06,954 Oh, my goodness. 210 00:08:06,954 --> 00:08:09,389 As I live and breathe. Welcome. 211 00:08:09,389 --> 00:08:10,791 I'm Judy Myers, 212 00:08:10,791 --> 00:08:13,260 and this is my husband Sam. 213 00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:14,728 Let me just say 214 00:08:14,728 --> 00:08:17,130 the two of you have raised an exemplary young man. 215 00:08:17,130 --> 00:08:20,267 David is one of the finest assistants I've ever worked with. 216 00:08:20,267 --> 00:08:21,902 Oh, that's nice, very nice. 217 00:08:21,902 --> 00:08:25,038 Oh, that is such a sweet thing to say, Mr. Nasser. 218 00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:28,141 Ah, Judy, don't insult me now. You can call me Nash 219 00:08:28,141 --> 00:08:29,943 or call me nothing at all. 220 00:08:29,943 --> 00:08:32,746 So you in the market for a boat, huh? 221 00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:34,047 Ah, yes, yes, I am. 222 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:35,849 I'm currently shopping for one as we speak. 223 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,284 Do you know anything about them? 224 00:08:37,284 --> 00:08:39,920 Only that they depreciate faster than a Pinto 225 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:42,289 the minute it's been driven off the lot. 226 00:08:42,289 --> 00:08:44,491 Certified public accountant. 227 00:08:44,491 --> 00:08:46,159 Are there certain tax implications 228 00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:48,061 to boat ownership I should know about? 229 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:50,130 Depends. Going to be your primary residence? 230 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:52,600 Uh, let's say possibly. 231 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:56,604 If so, you deduct the interest like as a mortgage. 232 00:08:56,604 --> 00:08:58,606 Or you call it a charter, 233 00:08:58,606 --> 00:08:59,940 and then you convert it 234 00:08:59,940 --> 00:09:01,909 from a personal asset into a business one. 235 00:09:01,909 --> 00:09:03,176 - Really? - Hmm. 236 00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:04,311 You know what? 237 00:09:04,311 --> 00:09:05,646 Give it a rest, Sam. 238 00:09:05,646 --> 00:09:10,317 So what are you going to name your boat? 239 00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:11,985 It's funny you should ask. 240 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:14,722 The Wyndfall. 241 00:09:14,722 --> 00:09:16,123 That is so pretty. 242 00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:17,490 Thank you. 243 00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:19,159 * You see, 1, 2, 3 * 244 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:20,894 * Are you ready to do the freak? * 245 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:23,230 * You know, I go 1, 2, 3 * 246 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:25,833 * Are you ready? Are you ready? * 247 00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:28,035 - Here we go. Bar mitzvah boy. - Cheese! 248 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:34,441 All right, this whole table over here, 249 00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:36,343 look at me. Say Sandy Koufax. 250 00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:37,510 Sandy Koufax. 251 00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:38,779 * ...than a pack of mice * 252 00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:40,413 * I'm the L-O-V-E, the B-U-G * 253 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,249 * That's clear what the young ladies see in me * 254 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:44,251 * I'm 5 to 9, I love them right on time * 255 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:46,553 * I take the yellow bright out of the sunshine * 256 00:09:46,553 --> 00:09:47,721 [snapping fingers] 257 00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:49,322 Hey, video boy. 258 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:53,126 I'll give you 10 bucks if you get us some booze. 259 00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:54,294 Excuse me. 260 00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:55,663 Okay, 20. 261 00:09:55,663 --> 00:09:56,664 I-- I can't. 262 00:09:56,664 --> 00:09:57,931 Don't be a dickwad. 263 00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,066 Look, I'd love to help, 264 00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:00,500 but I don't want to get fired. 265 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:01,902 Pussy. 266 00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:02,936 Hey. 267 00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:06,774 Problem? 268 00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:08,408 Did you see what that little fucker just did? 269 00:10:08,408 --> 00:10:09,777 That little fucker's a man today, 270 00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:11,444 and he's Mr. Glassman to you, chico. 271 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:12,780 Now go set up by the dance floor. 272 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:14,514 They're about to do the Hora. 273 00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:17,117 Go. And don't get dizzy. 274 00:10:23,190 --> 00:10:24,291 [sigh] 275 00:10:25,659 --> 00:10:27,227 Yes. 276 00:10:29,596 --> 00:10:30,864 - Good morning. - Good morning. 277 00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:32,299 [tires screech] 278 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:33,667 Oh, God. 279 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:36,169 Fat little fucker. 280 00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:37,570 Came out of nowhere. 281 00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:38,706 Is he breathing? 282 00:10:38,706 --> 00:10:39,973 You saw that, right? 283 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:41,474 He stepped right out in front of me. 284 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:42,810 Help me lift him. 285 00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:46,947 [groaning] 286 00:10:46,947 --> 00:10:49,416 Fuck. [grunt] Fucking heavy. 287 00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:51,819 ** ["Hava Nagila"] 288 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,602 Do you remember David's bar mitzvah? 289 00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:12,906 How could I forget? He's wearing the same suit. 290 00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:25,986 * Some day * 291 00:11:25,986 --> 00:11:29,957 * He will come along * 292 00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:34,194 * Some day * 293 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,396 * And he'll be... * 294 00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:39,066 There's our song. 295 00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:40,567 Is it? 296 00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:42,836 * Some day * 297 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:45,873 * He will... * 298 00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:46,907 We should dance. 299 00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:49,609 Do you want to? 300 00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:51,144 Yeah. 301 00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:55,282 * Along * 302 00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:58,986 * Some day he'll come along * 303 00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:03,924 * That man I love * 304 00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:05,158 * Someday he'll come along * 305 00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:07,394 Do you think he's going to be okay? 306 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,129 Who? 307 00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:11,698 Our son. 308 00:12:11,698 --> 00:12:15,468 Yeah, why not? He's a grown man. 309 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:17,470 20 is not grown. 310 00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:18,806 When I was 20, 311 00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:21,341 I was freezing my ass off in a foxhole. 312 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:27,214 Yeah, but he's always been so sensitive. 313 00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:29,817 Well, that he gets from you. 314 00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:32,185 Maybe. 315 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:36,256 I just want him to be happy. 316 00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:40,828 I just want him to be employed. 317 00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:43,997 Come on. Be serious. 318 00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:46,834 Yes. 319 00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:49,870 I hope he's happy. 320 00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:54,241 Honey, can I ask you a question? 321 00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:57,277 Yes. 322 00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:00,914 When did you stop loving me? 323 00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:02,449 [scoff] 324 00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:05,152 Never. 325 00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:08,989 I still love you. I will always love you. 326 00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:12,259 You're not happy being married to me. 327 00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:17,097 What about you? 328 00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:20,367 Are you happy? 329 00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:24,237 Happy. 330 00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:26,606 I'm happy if I look at the obituary page 331 00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:28,075 and I'm not listed. 332 00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:35,115 * Oh * 333 00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:37,050 * I'm so lonely * 334 00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:39,987 * Won't you send him to me? * 335 00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:41,889 * Mm * 336 00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:42,923 ** [rap] 337 00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:43,957 Spielberg. 338 00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:45,058 Hey, guys. 339 00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:47,360 Oh, I, uh, I brought you something. 340 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,396 Outstanding. 341 00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:50,497 Is it hot? 342 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,933 Yeah, yeah, it's hot. Yeah, definitely. 343 00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:54,434 Let's get out of here. 344 00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:55,368 Okay. 345 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:02,575 Is he dead? He looks dead. 346 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:04,611 I don't think he's dead, Kimberly. 347 00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:06,046 He's probably just stoned. 348 00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:08,115 Wh-Where is it? 349 00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:09,682 Where-- Where is my cassette player? 350 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,218 Your cassette-- Oh, my God. 351 00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:12,419 - See? See? He's fine. - My cassette player. 352 00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:18,625 Hey, have you seen my cassette player? 353 00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:20,627 No. 354 00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:22,362 I'll give you 20 bucks. 355 00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:26,233 Feels like it's glued shut. 356 00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:28,835 I don't know. Maybe the battery leaked or something. 357 00:14:28,835 --> 00:14:31,038 Guys, look, I need help, please. 358 00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:32,672 Some kid puked. Just mop it up. 359 00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:34,474 That'd be awesome. Thanks. 360 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:37,644 [scoff, muttering in Spanish] 361 00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:43,516 You know this busboy Taco 362 00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:45,118 who knows how to fix electronic shit? 363 00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:46,386 One of the groundskeepers 364 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,988 sold him a cassette player I lost. 365 00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:50,290 - Sorry, man. - Fuck. 366 00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:51,591 S-Sorry. 367 00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:54,461 - You know Taco? - Sure. 368 00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:56,964 - Where is he? - Mopping up barf out there. 369 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,401 Want to make a quick 50 bucks? 370 00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:07,440 Sweetie, why don't you see if Mom's got us a table, would you? I am starving. 371 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:10,143 - Hey. - How about you, Mark? 372 00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:11,644 You hungry? 373 00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:14,547 [voices muffled] 374 00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:21,688 Hey, Mark, this is David. 375 00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:23,523 David's one of our tennis pros here. 376 00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:25,325 Got to get a little hot playing in that three-piece, huh? 377 00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:28,095 I'm off today. I'm just here videoing for a bar mitzvah. 378 00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:29,796 Mark's visiting us all the way from California. 379 00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:32,699 I say visiting us. We know who he's visiting. 380 00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:34,201 Mark is actually Skye's b-- 381 00:15:34,201 --> 00:15:36,136 I won't say boyfriend. What do I say? Fella? 382 00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:38,038 Pal? What do you kids call it these days? 383 00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:39,839 What would you describe it, you and Skye? 384 00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:41,108 - Good friends. - There you go. 385 00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:44,477 What part of, uh, California? 386 00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:45,712 Out near Palo Alto. 387 00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:47,314 He's being very modest. 388 00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:49,049 He's actually started med school 389 00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:51,151 - up at Stanford. - Cool. 390 00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:53,420 Right? You guys chitty-chat. 391 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,522 I'm going to hit the men's room. 392 00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:57,590 How long have you and Skye been friends? 393 00:15:57,590 --> 00:16:00,193 Uh, off and on, a couple of years now. 394 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,929 What are you now? 395 00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:04,031 Excuse me? 396 00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:05,032 Off or on? 397 00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:06,533 I'm not sure I follow. 398 00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:09,302 No, because I didn't think she had boyfriends. 399 00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:13,040 Nice to meet you, David. 400 00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:18,411 ** [rap] 401 00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:28,755 Hey, can we get a refill here? 402 00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:30,057 Oh, sure. 403 00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:31,224 Uh, thank you. 404 00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:33,593 Is it regular or Sanka? 405 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,695 I don't know. 406 00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:40,800 Hey. Hey. You Taco? 407 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,235 Yeah, I'm Taco. What? 408 00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:44,171 Do you-- Do you have my cassette player? 409 00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:45,738 No. No, I don't have no cassette player. 410 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:48,708 Where the hell you been, Chachi? 411 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:49,909 Sorry. 412 00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:51,144 That was a gift from my grandmother, 413 00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:52,445 you piece of shit. 414 00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:53,646 I don't have a fucking cassette player with me. 415 00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:55,082 You're going to want to go hand-held 416 00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:56,316 so you can get in there and really see 417 00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:57,484 Bar Mitzvah Boy's reactions. 418 00:16:57,484 --> 00:16:59,086 Nobody's going to be more excited 419 00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:00,287 to see a cake than this kid. 420 00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:01,588 Look at me right now. 421 00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:02,789 Where am I going to hold a cassette player? 422 00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:03,756 I'm cleaning the throw up. 423 00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:06,559 Hey. You even listening? 424 00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:08,261 - Hey! - Uh, sorry. Uh... 425 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:09,929 You got to get your head in the game, bro. 426 00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:11,098 Don't touch me. 427 00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:12,732 You got a real bad attitude. 428 00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:14,267 I'm starting to wonder if you've even got 429 00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,802 a future in this business. 430 00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:17,104 Maybe I don't want one. 431 00:17:17,104 --> 00:17:19,172 - What's that? - Nothing. 432 00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:21,108 Do you think you're too good for this? 433 00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:22,475 Is that it, Kubrick? 434 00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:24,177 Is this a waste of your talents? 435 00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:25,378 You think you should be out there 436 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,180 shooting rock videos for Jay Geils? 437 00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:29,216 Well, I got a news flash for you. 438 00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:31,318 You're no artist. Truth is 439 00:17:31,318 --> 00:17:33,653 I don't know if you've got any talent whatsoever. 440 00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,622 I only said you did as a favor to your lady. 441 00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:38,391 - Like you'd even know. - What's that supposed to mean? 442 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:39,992 It means you're a fucking wedding photographer. 443 00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:41,494 That's just on the side. 444 00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:43,463 Of what, your day job at fucking Rolling Stone? 445 00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:44,897 Wrong, Frodo. I wouldn't work there 446 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,133 even if they asked me to. 447 00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:47,400 Save the bullshit for Karen. 448 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,668 And while we're on the subject, 449 00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:50,470 stop telling her she has a future in modeling 450 00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:52,272 just so you can nail her. It's pathetic. 451 00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:53,873 Well, it's no bullshit. 452 00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:55,308 The camera loves her. 453 00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:57,644 Doesn't matter what she's got on-- 454 00:17:57,644 --> 00:17:59,146 or doesn't. 455 00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:01,148 What? 456 00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:02,682 Oh. You don't believe me? 457 00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:04,717 Here. 458 00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:07,220 Take a look. 459 00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:08,788 See for yourself. 460 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:19,666 Mm-hmm. 461 00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:20,933 Keep going. 462 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,435 It gets better. 463 00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:26,005 Fuck you. 464 00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:27,507 Hey, watch it, pipsqueak. 465 00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:29,509 [gasp] 466 00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:42,689 Oh, my gosh. 467 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:46,193 What the hell is wrong with you, David? 468 00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:47,794 [voices distorted] 469 00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:13,220 [no audible dialogue] 470 00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:22,762 How are you getting home? 471 00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,631 Wheeler's going to give me a ride. 472 00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:28,901 Are you guys, like, together? 473 00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:30,737 [chuckling] I don't know. 474 00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:32,972 Uh, maybe. It's weird. 475 00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:34,507 See you tomorrow? 476 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:35,475 Bye. 477 00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:41,381 What's wrong? 478 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,817 I fucked up big-time. 479 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,867 Karen: We need to talk. 480 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,402 Uh, I only have a minute. 481 00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:04,404 My folks are just getting the car. 482 00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:07,607 I didn't cheat on you with Barry, 483 00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:08,841 if that's what you're thinking. 484 00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:12,178 I mean, I wouldn't blame you if it is 485 00:20:12,178 --> 00:20:13,846 after seeing those pictures. 486 00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:15,114 Which, by the way, 487 00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:17,850 I was totally planning on showing you eventually. 488 00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:19,986 Okay. 489 00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:23,756 Would you have eventually told me 490 00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:25,758 about going to New York with Getty's daughter? 491 00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:30,330 Probably not. 492 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,634 You're an asshole. 493 00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:37,637 Karen, c-can we please talk about this like adults? 494 00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:38,805 [scoff] 495 00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:41,474 No, we can't because you're not. 496 00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:43,676 You are just a little boy, 497 00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:45,778 and nothing has changed since high school. 498 00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:48,681 You still live with your parents, 499 00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:50,717 and you hang out with your stoner friends, 500 00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:52,452 and you-- you ride a bike. 501 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,456 You act as if life is one big summer vacation, 502 00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:58,291 and it's not, David. 503 00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:01,328 Summer's fucking over, and you need to grow up. 504 00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:23,350 What the hell were you thinking? 505 00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:24,984 I didn't raise you to be a violent person. 506 00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:27,387 I didn't even let you play with toy guns. 507 00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:28,655 What the hell were you thinking? 508 00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:31,090 I made you watch Free To Be You and Me. 509 00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:33,225 Forget the chickenshit job at the club. 510 00:21:33,225 --> 00:21:36,496 If that schmuck with the mustache presses charges, 511 00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:39,031 NYU can cut your financial aid. 512 00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:41,701 What the hell were you even thinking, David? 513 00:21:52,111 --> 00:21:53,813 A Bergen County boy 514 00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:56,148 had a very unorthodox bar mitzvah gift 515 00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:57,884 when it turned out on Saturday 516 00:21:57,884 --> 00:22:00,620 it was discovered a portable cassette player he was given 517 00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:02,722 was stuffed full of cocaine. 518 00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:04,190 Police are still investigating 519 00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:07,727 how the narcotics worth an estimated $10,000 520 00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:11,398 wound up among 13-year-old Jeffrey Glassman's gifts. 34463

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