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We could just fire him.
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He'll need
three months' notice.
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Stuff and nonsense.
Leave it to me.
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I'll talk to the chairman and
insist on Mr Bean's dismissal.
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Back to the agenda.
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The Grierson Gallery of
California has recently received
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a private donation
of fifty million dollars
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to buy Whistler's
portrait of his mother
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from the Musee D'Orsay
in Paris.
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It is simply the most
historic purchase
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made by an American gallery
this century.
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It's as simple as this.
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The greatest painting ever
by an American artist
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is returning to America.
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From now on, Whistler's Mother
lives here in Los Angeles
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where she belongs!
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When will we actually see her?
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The unveiling will be in about
two weeks - you're all invited!
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They've asked us
to send a scholar
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of great weight and substance
to preside over the ceremony
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and stay on
for lectures and seminars.
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Dr Rosenblum...
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Dr Cutler...
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You both hold high claim
on this great honour.
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- The chairman's here, sir.
- Excellent. Send him in.
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Run and fetch Mr Bean, will you?
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- We're about to fire him.
- Marvellous.
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Mr Bean is the worst employee
in the gallery's history.
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Good afternoon, sir.
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Sit down.
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Before moving on
to the major business,
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I'd like to broach
the question of Mr Bean.
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Mr Bean has worked
for us for many years.
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And will for many more.
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I employed
this splendid young man
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when I did YOUR job,
Charles,
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and I'll resign
if you go near him.
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He's a fine young fellow.
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Absolutely. Quite right.
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Moving on... um...
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The Grierson Gallery
of California
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needs a representative
of our great gallery.
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They are looking for a scholar
of the very highest standing.
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I have therefore decided
to recommend for the post...
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and the three months'
sabbatical that goes with it...
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that splendid employee -
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Mr Bean!
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Yes!
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- All in favour?
- YES! YES!
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Excellent! Carried.
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Our loss is America's gain.
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David, the Royal National
Gallery wants a guy called Bean
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to represent them.
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Can't say I've heard of him.
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The letter's signed
by Rosenblum and Cutler.
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That's impressive.
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They say "he's a man
whose incontrovertible genius
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Rosenblum and Cutler
said that?
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You asked for England's top man.
I delivered him.
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It sounds like it.
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However, before we confirm,
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Bernice feels
we'd get more media attention
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with someone from
the entertainment industry.
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I believe we could get...
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Jon Bon Jovi.
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Jon Bon Jovi?
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- To unveil Whistler's Mother?
- Yes.
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I have nothing
against Jon Bon Jovi.
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He's had two great
hairstyles in ten years,
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an achievement
not to be sniffed at.
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But, so far as I know,
Mr Jovi knows nothing
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about 19th-Century
Impressionism.
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It isn't mentioned in his songs.
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- But David...
- This is not a rock video.
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This is a great
and serious work of art,
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and Dr Bean will give
the occasion depth and dignity.
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You're right.
We go with Bean.
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- But, George...
- No, David's our curator.
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It's his decision,
his responsibility,
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ultimately, his neck.
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- Where will he stay?
- I have an interesting idea.
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Here? In our house?
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For two months?
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Oh-ho, David ... suddenly there's
no hotels in LA?
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No need to get excited.
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This is the Royal
National Gallery's top man.
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I thought it'd be exciting
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to have him around
to learn from, talk to...
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What do we know about him?
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They'd mention
if he was a serial killer
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Are you feeling lucky, punk?
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- David, over my dead body!
- Ali...
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I'd like to put it
on the table right now!
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This is a once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity.
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It'll be great for the kids.
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You're kidding!
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It's gonna be great!
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Let's say there is a chart
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of the most intelligent
people you've ever met.
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Number one is Dr Bean.
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Kevin, sometimes you ask me
questions I can't answer.
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Like, "What's an IUD?"
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More like,
"What's the meaning of life?"
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- I never asked you that.
- That doesn't matter!
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What I'm saying is,
Dr Bean is a remarkable man.
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He could be cute.
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The guy's gonna be a creep!
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All Englishmen are ugly -
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I look at Prince Charles
and weep.
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So he looks
like Meatloaf's butt.
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If we get lucky.
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Jennifer, nobody is
asking you to marry him.
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Why have a family conference?
Dad's made up his mind.
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Perceptive child.
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What's wrong
with Meatloaf's butt?
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C'mon, it'll be great.
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Dr Bean is a genius
of the highest order.
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Good evening.
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No, sir.
You're in First Class.
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Good evening.
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Good evening, sir.
May I take your coat?
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- Simple poster. Nice and big.
- A bargain at $9.99.
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- Spencer?
- Yes, sir.
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Bath towel.
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Pushing your luck a little.
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It'll sell.
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It's Whistler's Sister.
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You are kidding.
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No, sir. We have a range
for every member of the family.
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Whistler's Mother's cookies.
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Whistler's Father's beer mug.
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Here's one
for the younger brother range.
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Whistler's whistle.
You blow up her ass.
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Here, try.
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I don't feel well.
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I think I'm gonna be sick.
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I think we're looking
for a Brad Pitt look-alike.
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Police!
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Move on him now!
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Watch it! Out of the way!
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A 415, man with a gun
heading into Terminal Two!
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Get some people here!
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Police coming through!
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Lady, watch it!
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There he is!
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Everyone on the floor! Now!
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- Not you, sweetie.
- Oh, right.
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Carefully take out your weapon,
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holding the butt
with two fingers.
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Slowly place it on the floor
and take three steps back.
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- What is this?
- I don't know. Weird.
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Mr Bean,
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are you on any medication?
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Not that I know of.
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Well, you could
certainly use some.
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So, Doctor...
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Bean.
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Yes, OK, Dr Bean.
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Well, you... you made it.
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- Nice flight?
- Hm-mmh-ghhh...
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This is Kevin.
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This is Jennifer. She's very
excited about meeting you.
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My wife, Alison.
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David, could I have
the tiniest talk with you?
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All right. We just...
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I appreciate he seems
a little eccentric.
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There are Martians exiled
from Mars for looking weird
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who look less weird than him.
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- He has an original quality.
- He goes.
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Wow! That was amazing!
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Can you do this?
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No, but I can do this.
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- How do you do that?
- Magic.
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- You'll tell him?
- Yes.
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- Today?
- Today seems a good day.
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Well, sir. An unorthodox start.
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I guess I never expected things
with a man of your calibre
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to be normal.
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I've never read your writings.
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What exactly is your position
at the gallery?
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I sit in the corner
and look at the paintings.
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That is brilliant!
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If only more scholars
would do that -
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just sit and look,
not lecture, write and argue -
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just sit and look
at the paintings. Brilliant!
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- Morning, Elmer.
- Good morning, sir.
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- Dr Bean.
- Oh.
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If you'd like to sign in, sir.
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Thank you.
Welcome to the Grierson.
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Welcome to my world.
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We're expected in
Grierson's office at 9am.
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He doesn't like
to be kept waiting, so...
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- Do you mind...?
- Absolutely, you bet.
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Doctor, we should go.
We're very late.
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Oh, we...
Doctor, if you're ready.
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Ah, David, finally. >
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Our professor
from across the sea.
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- George Grierson, Dr Bean.
- I'm delighted, Doctor.
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- Actually, I'm not...
- A photo, sir?
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We expect a great deal
of you, Doctor.
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Bernice is in charge of PR.
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An absolute honour, Doctor.
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Walter Huntley,
our merchandise manager.
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Nice to meet you.
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Take a seat, Doctor.
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Let me take that.
This is very out-of-date.
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Before we settle in,
feast your eyes on these.
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I'll be honest with you, Bean.
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- I like this.
- It's beautiful, sir.
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- Over here.
- OK.
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Yeah, it's a lovely
green there.
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Good, down to business.
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I've asked Bernice to run
through the order of events.
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Dr Bean,
would you join us?
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Uh, no, no, I'll just, uh...
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< Oh, very well.
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Bernice.
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Anything pertaining
to media requirements
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has an asterisk.
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i. e., glossy stills required
by some favoured weeklies,
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that sort of thing.
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The big day unfolds as follows:
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our benefactor General Newton
arrives at 10am,
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then at 10.30
will be the unveiling
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in front of all media.
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I assume all this merchandising
will be available?
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Absolutely. From fridge magnets
to frisbees, we'll be ready.
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It will
probably be about 11am
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when the stage
is set for Dr Bean.
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Yes, right, we really...
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We should bring in
the Doctor here.
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Uh, Dr Bean?
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Doctor, we've inspected
the schedule, and...
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if you would just look
at yours over there.
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The General arrives at 10am
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and unveils the picture
at 10.30.
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About eleven o'clock
should be your speech.
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I think twenty minutes
should be long enough.
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- Bernice?
- Absolutely.
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You could fill hours, Doctor,
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but it would be best
to keep it light.
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Maybe some anecdotes about
the painting of the picture,
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and why it is considered
America's greatest painting.
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Is that going to be enough,
Doctor, 20 minutes?
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If you'll excuse me,
I have lunch with the Mayor.
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Not what I like, but duty calls.
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Doctor, good to meet you.
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It's a complex experience.
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Enjoy your stay with David.
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They're simple people, but warm.
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David, may I have
a private word?
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OK. Wait for me
at the new acquisitions.
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I'll join you shortly.
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He's a genius, right?
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- Yeah, he's eccentric, but...
- Yes!
256
00:25:22,446 --> 00:25:24,835
The unveiling
of Whistler's Mother
257
00:25:24,989 --> 00:25:29,028
is the most important thing
to happen at this gallery.
258
00:25:29,242 --> 00:25:32,075
And Dr Bean was your choice.
259
00:25:32,243 --> 00:25:36,873
Yes, I understand that.
Thank you, sir.
260
00:25:52,713 --> 00:25:54,863
Dr Bean, when we get home...
261
00:25:56,340 --> 00:25:59,252
I wonder if you would mind
262
00:25:59,425 --> 00:26:01,495
giving me a moment
with my wife?
263
00:26:01,635 --> 00:26:04,354
There's something
we need to work out.
264
00:26:04,511 --> 00:26:05,944
No problem.
265
00:26:16,268 --> 00:26:19,658
I think just wait
in here would be good.
266
00:26:19,853 --> 00:26:21,411
Just ignore that.
267
00:26:21,521 --> 00:26:25,560
Her mother gave it to us.
Huge sentimental value.
268
00:26:25,773 --> 00:26:28,048
Just make yourself at home.
269
00:26:28,191 --> 00:26:31,228
I'll be just a couple
of minutes with Alison.
270
00:26:37,196 --> 00:26:38,709
Oh, uh, Doctor...
271
00:26:38,822 --> 00:26:41,382
I would actually not do that.
272
00:26:41,532 --> 00:26:42,760
That's a limited edition.
273
00:26:42,866 --> 00:26:45,585
It's delicate, so if you...
274
00:26:45,742 --> 00:26:47,733
Yeah, there would be good.
275
00:26:47,869 --> 00:26:49,621
That's fine.
276
00:26:57,916 --> 00:27:00,305
No Dr Bean?
277
00:27:00,459 --> 00:27:06,056
- Actually, he is still here.
- Jennifer, Kevin, Plan B!
278
00:27:06,337 --> 00:27:09,374
Luggage packed?
What is Plan B?!
279
00:27:09,547 --> 00:27:13,222
If Dr Bean isn't gone,
we go to Grandma's.
280
00:27:13,424 --> 00:27:15,540
Screwed up again, Dad?
281
00:27:15,676 --> 00:27:17,826
There was no time
to raise the subject!
282
00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:21,359
- Start the car, sweetie.
- Wait a second. Look...
283
00:27:21,554 --> 00:27:24,910
YOU look!
I ask very little of you,
284
00:27:25,098 --> 00:27:27,487
but I did ask you
to get rid of Dr Bean.
285
00:27:27,641 --> 00:27:31,554
You two can stay here
286
00:27:31,768 --> 00:27:34,441
and come to grips
with post-modernism,
287
00:27:34,603 --> 00:27:37,242
but I am taking
our kids to Mother's.
288
00:27:37,396 --> 00:27:41,787
Give him one last chance.
Just one.
289
00:27:42,024 --> 00:27:43,059
Please.
290
00:27:45,192 --> 00:27:46,784
OK.
291
00:27:47,318 --> 00:27:49,388
- OK.
- Thank you.
292
00:27:49,528 --> 00:27:51,041
- All right.
- Thanks.
293
00:27:51,154 --> 00:27:53,952
- Once you know him...
- Don't.
294
00:27:59,950 --> 00:28:02,544
- Hello, Doctor.
- Hello.
295
00:28:05,078 --> 00:28:06,875
That's not for the TV...
296
00:28:22,379 --> 00:28:25,735
Yeah... Well...
297
00:28:25,923 --> 00:28:28,312
There they go.
298
00:28:34,928 --> 00:28:38,921
Well, Doctor, we got
the whole weekend together.
299
00:28:39,139 --> 00:28:43,337
Yeah, get to know
each other, and, uh...
300
00:28:45,100 --> 00:28:48,410
I was thinking tomorrow
we might really do LA.
301
00:28:48,602 --> 00:28:51,560
There's the Gallery
of American Indian Art,
302
00:28:51,729 --> 00:28:53,685
the California State Gallery...
303
00:28:53,814 --> 00:28:58,410
The Rabowitz is THE place
for Abstract Expressionism.
304
00:28:58,650 --> 00:29:01,403
Sound good to you?
305
00:29:04,444 --> 00:29:06,560
You have something
else in mind?
306
00:30:14,275 --> 00:30:17,312
Incredible. You set?
307
00:30:25,531 --> 00:30:27,647
Would you get another ticket?
308
00:30:27,782 --> 00:30:30,854
Could be more fun
the second time around.
309
00:30:48,335 --> 00:30:49,927
OK.
310
00:30:53,547 --> 00:30:55,742
Brace yourself!
311
00:31:10,306 --> 00:31:12,820
Help me!
312
00:32:22,846 --> 00:32:25,280
He's a genius, huh?
313
00:32:25,431 --> 00:32:27,422
So they tell me.
314
00:32:34,311 --> 00:32:38,020
Well, he looks like
a fruitcake to me.
315
00:32:41,023 --> 00:32:44,140
You'll take responsibility
for his actions?
316
00:32:48,319 --> 00:32:50,355
You're a braver man than me,
317
00:32:50,487 --> 00:32:54,162
and I take on gangs
armed with AK-47 s.
318
00:32:55,323 --> 00:32:57,279
Get him out of here.
319
00:32:57,407 --> 00:33:00,285
I would love to kick his butt.
320
00:33:01,409 --> 00:33:03,525
And the next time, I will.
321
00:33:07,830 --> 00:33:12,699
Doctor, there is something
we have to talk about.
322
00:33:14,717 --> 00:33:18,232
I don't quite know
how to put this. >
323
00:33:18,428 --> 00:33:20,225
What concerns me...
324
00:33:21,555 --> 00:33:24,513
Whoever that is,
I'll get rid of them.
325
00:33:25,807 --> 00:33:30,358
- There he is!
- David, sorry we're late.
326
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:37,957
Traffic - terrible.
It gets worse and worse.
327
00:33:38,356 --> 00:33:40,472
It's beautiful - the green!
328
00:33:40,607 --> 00:33:42,802
- .. nobody in control.
- The yellow!
329
00:33:42,941 --> 00:33:45,819
.. He doesn't have to drive!
330
00:33:45,985 --> 00:33:47,816
Where is Alison?
331
00:33:47,944 --> 00:33:51,016
I've got bad news
and good news.
332
00:33:51,196 --> 00:33:55,155
The bad news is that Alison
is visiting her mom,
333
00:33:55,365 --> 00:33:57,401
who is... not well.
334
00:33:57,533 --> 00:34:00,366
- That's too bad.
- The poor thing.
335
00:34:00,535 --> 00:34:04,050
The good news is,
Dr Bean and I are cooking.
336
00:34:04,245 --> 00:34:07,715
- That's good news?
- Of course it is.
337
00:34:09,790 --> 00:34:12,350
All the greatest chefs
are men.
338
00:34:12,500 --> 00:34:15,014
What's on the menu, maestro?
339
00:34:15,334 --> 00:34:17,404
How could I forget?!
340
00:34:18,336 --> 00:34:21,009
What the hell will we eat?
341
00:34:22,213 --> 00:34:25,091
They expect something
more formal.
342
00:34:29,175 --> 00:34:31,166
An onion? On its own?
343
00:34:34,137 --> 00:34:37,334
That's for Thanksgiving.
Alison would kill me.
344
00:34:37,513 --> 00:34:39,663
There must be something else.
345
00:34:41,391 --> 00:34:43,541
Have you cooked one before?
346
00:34:43,683 --> 00:34:45,719
Oh, yes.
347
00:34:46,310 --> 00:34:48,301
But it'd take five hours!
348
00:34:49,562 --> 00:34:51,837
Not necessarily.
349
00:35:01,402 --> 00:35:05,281
- What do you think, 20 minutes?
- How do I know?
350
00:35:06,946 --> 00:35:08,937
You sure this will work?
351
00:35:09,073 --> 00:35:12,622
OK, put on some vegetables
and say hello.
352
00:35:19,663 --> 00:35:25,181
Maestro, my tastebuds
are tingling with anticipation.
353
00:35:32,545 --> 00:35:34,024
No, thanks.
354
00:35:36,464 --> 00:35:38,500
We'll skip the appetiser.
355
00:35:39,507 --> 00:35:43,420
So, Bean. Big day Tuesday.
356
00:35:43,635 --> 00:35:45,830
Your big day, my big day.
357
00:35:45,969 --> 00:35:48,358
I have a question for you.
358
00:35:56,308 --> 00:35:58,060
He's attentive to detail.
359
00:35:58,184 --> 00:36:01,256
Everything must be... just so.
360
00:36:20,447 --> 00:36:23,996
Bean, I think we need
to be honest with each other.
361
00:36:24,199 --> 00:36:27,157
I cannot deny
that over the last days
362
00:36:27,325 --> 00:36:32,035
some suspicions have begun
to gather in my mind.
363
00:36:32,287 --> 00:36:35,120
I would like to ask
some questions.
364
00:36:38,207 --> 00:36:42,564
Number one: are you a doctor?
365
00:36:49,213 --> 00:36:50,532
No.
366
00:36:53,507 --> 00:36:55,065
Number two.
367
00:36:57,175 --> 00:36:59,530
Do you know anything about art?
368
00:37:01,761 --> 00:37:05,151
Um... well...
369
00:37:07,139 --> 00:37:09,016
Just, for instance...
370
00:37:10,683 --> 00:37:15,438
Was Leonardo da Vinci
an American basketball player?
371
00:37:27,109 --> 00:37:28,428
Yes.
372
00:37:41,492 --> 00:37:43,960
- Hi, Dad.
- Hi, Dad.
373
00:37:44,118 --> 00:37:45,267
Hello, Doctor.
374
00:37:45,369 --> 00:37:47,724
- Bye, Dad.
- Bye, Dad.
375
00:38:55,741 --> 00:38:59,700
Hallo-o...
Uh, Mr Grierson, yes.
376
00:38:59,910 --> 00:39:01,946
He's in the shower with me.
377
00:39:02,078 --> 00:39:04,353
Give it to me!
378
00:39:04,496 --> 00:39:06,691
Hello, Mr Grierson.
379
00:39:07,706 --> 00:39:09,901
No, no, you misunderstood.
380
00:39:10,166 --> 00:39:12,999
What time? She is?
381
00:39:13,168 --> 00:39:15,238
Thank you for calling me.
382
00:39:15,377 --> 00:39:18,289
- OK. Goodbye.
- Bye.
383
00:39:24,674 --> 00:39:28,792
Whistler's Mother
has actually arrived in America.
384
00:39:29,010 --> 00:39:30,841
Listen, I beg you,
385
00:39:30,969 --> 00:39:34,484
as a man whose entire
career depends on you,
386
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:36,671
behave rationally today.
387
00:40:10,324 --> 00:40:12,360
What do you think?
388
00:40:14,910 --> 00:40:17,549
Nice frame.
389
00:40:17,703 --> 00:40:19,455
Magnificent.
390
00:40:20,580 --> 00:40:25,017
David, well done.
Worth every bright green buck.
391
00:40:25,249 --> 00:40:27,809
She's something else,
isn't she?
392
00:40:29,502 --> 00:40:31,652
Enjoy her while you can.
393
00:40:31,795 --> 00:40:34,070
Soon we'll lock her away
394
00:40:34,213 --> 00:40:37,967
until the guy who paid
$50 million for her turns up.
395
00:40:38,173 --> 00:40:40,926
- Elmer, a security meeting?
- Right, sir.
396
00:40:41,091 --> 00:40:44,208
This is your key
to the encasement system.
397
00:40:44,385 --> 00:40:47,695
There are only two -
I have the other one.
398
00:40:47,887 --> 00:40:51,323
If it turns up missing,
I'll know where to go.
399
00:40:51,514 --> 00:40:54,745
If you could all join me
at the security console.
400
00:40:54,932 --> 00:40:57,400
Doctor, why don't you
stay here?
401
00:40:57,559 --> 00:41:00,790
Maybe the real thing
will inspire your speech.
402
00:41:02,812 --> 00:41:06,009
Don't leave this room
till I get back.
403
00:41:22,489 --> 00:41:26,198
This chart maps
all the security alarms.
404
00:41:26,408 --> 00:41:29,559
The operation has a code name:
405
00:41:29,743 --> 00:41:32,052
"Operation Whistler's Mother".
406
00:41:32,203 --> 00:41:35,559
Not a snazzy title,
but I think it works.
407
00:42:51,914 --> 00:42:53,745
Fear not, gentlemen.
408
00:42:53,873 --> 00:42:58,389
Nothing'll touch that painting,
short of an earthquake.
409
00:43:22,473 --> 00:43:24,384
Oooh!
410
00:44:22,381 --> 00:44:24,656
We've gotta protect the painting
411
00:44:24,799 --> 00:44:29,953
without getting
in the good doctor's way.
412
00:46:37,373 --> 00:46:40,251
Seems to be
a problem with the...
413
00:46:44,085 --> 00:46:45,438
door.
414
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:02,835
Where's the picture gone?
415
00:47:09,390 --> 00:47:10,903
What, what, what?
416
00:47:22,356 --> 00:47:24,506
Oh, Jesus! Oh, God!
417
00:47:24,649 --> 00:47:27,083
Jesus, God! Oh, Mary!
418
00:47:34,238 --> 00:47:37,196
Why am I worrying?
You did it!
419
00:47:37,364 --> 00:47:40,879
All I have to do
is tell them what happened!
420
00:47:41,075 --> 00:47:44,988
Then they'll say, "Who left him
alone with the picture?"
421
00:47:45,202 --> 00:47:48,433
I say, "ME"! And they say,
"You're fired. "
422
00:47:48,621 --> 00:47:50,259
I say, "Fine. "
423
00:47:50,371 --> 00:47:53,727
They say, "Prosecute him
for negligence. "
424
00:47:53,915 --> 00:47:57,794
My wife leaves me, my daughter
becomes a prostitute.
425
00:47:58,001 --> 00:48:01,232
I wind up on Death Row
with Butch McDick!
426
00:48:01,419 --> 00:48:03,410
I gotta calm down.
427
00:48:03,545 --> 00:48:06,901
OK, give me one more
look at the painting.
428
00:48:09,799 --> 00:48:12,472
Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!
429
00:48:12,717 --> 00:48:16,312
.. rendering the underground
ventilation ducts secure.
430
00:48:16,511 --> 00:48:19,025
- That's good to know.
- Thank you, sir.
431
00:48:41,692 --> 00:48:43,922
Hey, do you drink, Bean?
432
00:48:44,068 --> 00:48:46,866
- No.
- Good. Neither do I.
433
00:49:04,496 --> 00:49:05,849
Bean...
434
00:49:19,379 --> 00:49:21,210
Carry on.
435
00:49:24,215 --> 00:49:28,208
Do you want to know the reality
of the situation?
436
00:49:29,802 --> 00:49:35,593
Because you moved into my house,
my wife has moved out.
437
00:49:35,888 --> 00:49:37,799
Yes, she did.
438
00:49:37,931 --> 00:49:40,604
She might have
moved out anyway, but...
439
00:49:40,766 --> 00:49:43,155
That is point one.
Point two...
440
00:49:45,185 --> 00:49:47,745
I've given my LIFE to art.
441
00:49:47,895 --> 00:49:52,844
From here on in, the only art
I will get anywhere near
442
00:49:53,106 --> 00:49:55,904
are pictures I draw
on the pavement,
443
00:49:56,066 --> 00:49:59,695
hoping passers-by
will throw nickels in my hat.
444
00:50:00,027 --> 00:50:02,700
The long and the short of it...
445
00:50:03,529 --> 00:50:05,520
I wish I'd never been born.
446
00:50:20,830 --> 00:50:21,945
Yesterday,
447
00:50:23,290 --> 00:50:28,318
All my troubles
seemed so far away,
448
00:50:31,336 --> 00:50:36,490
Now it looks as though
they're here to stay.
449
00:50:36,756 --> 00:50:39,065
Oh, I believe
450
00:50:39,215 --> 00:50:42,890
In yesterday.
451
00:50:43,343 --> 00:50:45,299
Suddenly,
452
00:50:45,427 --> 00:50:49,739
I'm not half the man
I used to be.
453
00:50:49,971 --> 00:50:55,603
There's a shadow
hanging over me
454
00:50:55,891 --> 00:50:58,644
I believe
455
00:51:01,353 --> 00:51:02,672
In yesterday.
456
00:51:02,770 --> 00:51:04,488
Suddenly,
457
00:51:09,816 --> 00:51:13,855
Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream
458
00:51:14,068 --> 00:51:18,539
If you see a crocodile,
Don't forget to scream.
459
00:51:22,448 --> 00:51:28,125
Row, row, row your boat,
Gently down the stream.
460
00:51:28,409 --> 00:51:32,766
If you see a crocodile,
Don't forget to screa...
461
00:51:36,122 --> 00:51:38,352
I can explain everything.
462
00:51:38,498 --> 00:51:40,648
< OK, explain everything.
463
00:51:43,042 --> 00:51:44,634
It's inexplicable.
464
00:51:44,752 --> 00:51:46,982
- Ali, listen...
- No, David.
465
00:51:47,128 --> 00:51:50,837
The reason I came home
was because I missed you.
466
00:51:51,047 --> 00:51:53,766
And also because I live here,
467
00:51:53,923 --> 00:51:55,959
and they live here.
468
00:51:56,091 --> 00:51:58,525
But we've been waiting
for five hours!
469
00:51:58,676 --> 00:52:03,466
And we get a drunk and his
friend from the Planet Zog!
470
00:52:03,721 --> 00:52:06,519
I know it seems
like this horrible...
471
00:52:06,681 --> 00:52:08,273
situation...
472
00:52:08,390 --> 00:52:13,145
but if you could just hear
my full horrific tale.
473
00:52:13,393 --> 00:52:18,023
David, I think I'm gonna
have to leave you.
474
00:52:19,521 --> 00:52:21,113
You are?
475
00:52:24,774 --> 00:52:28,733
Well, then things
really have gotten bad.
476
00:52:55,249 --> 00:52:57,399
< Hi, Beanie.
477
00:53:01,127 --> 00:53:04,358
- Can't sleep?
- No.
478
00:53:06,505 --> 00:53:10,862
Me neither. Can't stop
thinking about naked women.
479
00:53:12,509 --> 00:53:16,218
- How about you?
- Whistler's Mother.
480
00:53:16,553 --> 00:53:18,703
Whatever turns you on.
481
00:53:25,641 --> 00:53:27,791
Catch you around, Moon Man.
482
00:53:29,226 --> 00:53:32,616
If you still can't sleep,
come to my room.
483
00:53:32,812 --> 00:53:36,088
I've some great posters
of Cindy Crawford.
484
00:56:10,441 --> 00:56:11,510
Come on!
485
00:56:39,374 --> 00:56:42,252
Ohhh! Arghhh! God damn it!
486
00:58:43,234 --> 00:58:46,909
Oh, my God! Oh, my GOD!
487
00:58:54,324 --> 00:58:57,202
Jennifer! No, no, no, no.
488
00:58:57,492 --> 00:58:59,926
You're not getting
on that bike.
489
00:59:00,077 --> 00:59:02,147
Good morning, everyone.
490
00:59:05,080 --> 00:59:08,152
No one's allowed on those
death traps. You promised.
491
00:59:08,331 --> 00:59:10,891
You promised
to get rid of Dr Freako!
492
00:59:27,675 --> 00:59:31,634
Don't talk to me!
I'm thinking about what to do.
493
00:59:35,555 --> 00:59:37,307
- Well...
- Quiet!
494
00:59:52,272 --> 00:59:54,308
There they are.
495
01:00:10,366 --> 01:00:12,436
< What a pleasure, sir.
496
01:00:12,575 --> 01:00:14,452
Welcome to our humble abode.
497
01:00:14,576 --> 01:00:17,329
Not too humble, I hope.
I'm expecting lunch.
498
01:00:17,495 --> 01:00:19,451
- This way.
- After you, sir.
499
01:00:25,082 --> 01:00:27,118
Glad you made it
500
01:00:28,751 --> 01:00:31,902
Where the hell have you been?
501
01:00:32,086 --> 01:00:34,554
- Sorry, trouble at home.
- Never mind. Come along.
502
01:00:34,713 --> 01:00:37,227
I'd like you
to meet our curator.
503
01:00:37,381 --> 01:00:39,178
- Delighted...
- Of course you are.
504
01:00:39,299 --> 01:00:40,698
Through here, sir.
505
01:00:53,181 --> 01:00:56,730
Ladies and gentlemen, this is
a great moment for America,
506
01:00:56,933 --> 01:01:00,721
and for one very special lady -
Whistler's Mother.
507
01:01:04,813 --> 01:01:06,644
She's here today
508
01:01:06,772 --> 01:01:09,491
thanks to our great benefactor.
509
01:01:09,649 --> 01:01:12,368
Will you join me
in saluting a soldier,
510
01:01:12,525 --> 01:01:15,881
philanthropist,
loving father...
511
01:01:17,403 --> 01:01:21,157
.. and extremely generous patron
of the arts, General Newton.
512
01:01:24,324 --> 01:01:26,155
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
513
01:01:26,283 --> 01:01:29,241
I am not
a traditional art lover.
514
01:01:29,410 --> 01:01:32,800
I can't distinguish between
a Picasso and a car crash.
515
01:01:33,162 --> 01:01:36,552
But I can't stand the idea
516
01:01:36,747 --> 01:01:39,739
of Frenchies owning
America's greatest painting.
517
01:01:39,916 --> 01:01:42,032
Let's get on with it.
518
01:01:50,171 --> 01:01:52,241
Welcome home, Ma.
519
01:02:22,314 --> 01:02:26,102
Whatever you did, you're
a genius, and I love you.
520
01:02:26,316 --> 01:02:29,911
- It's a poster.
- It's a what?
521
01:02:30,110 --> 01:02:33,182
- David, it's time.
- Time for what?
522
01:02:33,362 --> 01:02:35,512
- The speech.
- What speech?
523
01:02:35,655 --> 01:02:37,725
Dr Bean's speech.
524
01:02:37,864 --> 01:02:39,661
Of course, the speech.
525
01:02:42,659 --> 01:02:44,934
Doctor, keep it below an hour.
526
01:02:45,077 --> 01:02:47,511
A joke in it would be nice.
527
01:02:47,661 --> 01:02:51,813
"Good Morning, America" couldn't
give a monkey about "isms".
528
01:02:52,039 --> 01:02:54,030
You know what I mean.
529
01:02:58,209 --> 01:03:01,997
- It needn't be long. Just...
- Dr Bean, we're ready.
530
01:03:02,211 --> 01:03:04,247
Just, just, just...
531
01:03:05,880 --> 01:03:08,838
For the second
highlight of our day,
532
01:03:09,007 --> 01:03:13,125
Dr Bean, English art scholar,
will speak for a few minutes -
533
01:03:13,342 --> 01:03:16,812
not too long! -
about our new purchase.
534
01:03:17,011 --> 01:03:18,603
Ladies and gentlemen,
535
01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:21,393
Dr Bean of the National
Gallery of England.
536
01:03:21,555 --> 01:03:23,625
- Yeah!
- Bravo!
537
01:03:37,314 --> 01:03:39,225
Well, hello.
538
01:03:39,357 --> 01:03:43,111
I'm Dr Bean... apparently...
539
01:03:45,860 --> 01:03:52,299
and my job is to sit
and look at paintings.
540
01:03:55,032 --> 01:03:57,671
Just him and the painting?
541
01:04:03,495 --> 01:04:05,645
What have I learnt
542
01:04:05,788 --> 01:04:09,861
that I can say
about THIS painting?
543
01:04:14,418 --> 01:04:18,650
Well, firstly, it's quite big.
544
01:04:19,087 --> 01:04:21,362
Which is excellent.
545
01:04:23,798 --> 01:04:27,996
Because if it was really small -
you know, microscopic -
546
01:04:28,217 --> 01:04:31,812
then hardly anybody
would be able to see it,
547
01:04:32,011 --> 01:04:34,320
which would be
a tremendous shame.
548
01:04:34,471 --> 01:04:37,031
Um, secondly...
549
01:04:38,890 --> 01:04:41,927
and I'm getting
quite near the end now
550
01:04:42,100 --> 01:04:46,457
of this analysis
of this painting.
551
01:04:47,686 --> 01:04:50,280
Secondly...
552
01:04:54,440 --> 01:04:57,034
Why was it worth this man here
553
01:04:59,318 --> 01:05:02,788
spending fifty million
of your American dollars
554
01:05:02,987 --> 01:05:04,739
on this portrait?
555
01:05:06,614 --> 01:05:08,411
The answer is...
556
01:05:10,574 --> 01:05:14,931
Well, this picture
is worth such a lot of money
557
01:05:15,160 --> 01:05:16,673
because...
558
01:05:20,330 --> 01:05:22,719
it's a picture...
559
01:05:23,873 --> 01:05:26,467
of Whistler's MOTHER.
560
01:05:28,709 --> 01:05:34,341
And, as I've learnt
by staying with my best friend,
561
01:05:34,629 --> 01:05:37,826
David Langley, and his family,
562
01:05:38,006 --> 01:05:42,158
families are very important.
563
01:05:42,550 --> 01:05:46,225
And even though Mr Whistler
564
01:05:46,427 --> 01:05:48,657
was perfectly aware
565
01:05:48,804 --> 01:05:52,558
that his mother
was a hideous old bat
566
01:05:52,764 --> 01:05:56,643
who looked like she had
a cactus up her backside...
567
01:05:57,017 --> 01:06:00,327
he stuck with her,
568
01:06:00,519 --> 01:06:05,912
and even took the time to paint
this amazing picture of her.
569
01:06:07,272 --> 01:06:09,661
It's not just a painting.
570
01:06:10,733 --> 01:06:14,362
It's a picture of a mad old cow
571
01:06:14,568 --> 01:06:17,241
who he thought the world of.
572
01:06:18,612 --> 01:06:20,762
And that's marvellous.
573
01:06:22,906 --> 01:06:24,737
That's what I think.
574
01:06:44,460 --> 01:06:46,655
OK, let's seal it up.
575
01:06:59,593 --> 01:07:01,265
Home and dry.
576
01:07:01,386 --> 01:07:03,616
Where did you put
the original?.
577
01:07:06,847 --> 01:07:09,042
Mr Langley, may I have a word?
578
01:07:10,141 --> 01:07:12,132
Stay here. Shut up.
579
01:07:12,308 --> 01:07:14,742
- Mr Langley...
- I can explain.
580
01:07:14,893 --> 01:07:17,248
- Explain what?
- About the painting.
581
01:07:17,395 --> 01:07:20,034
- What painting?
- "Whistler's Mother".
582
01:07:20,188 --> 01:07:24,261
I'm here as a police officer,
not as an art lover.
583
01:07:24,482 --> 01:07:28,475
Your daughter's been
in a motorcycle accident.
584
01:07:55,582 --> 01:07:56,935
< Damn!
585
01:07:57,042 --> 01:07:59,636
Request emergency clearance
for 8-0-9 Adam.
586
01:07:59,793 --> 01:08:01,829
- No!
- Shut up!
587
01:08:02,253 --> 01:08:06,929
Suspect male, possibly
armed. Request back-up.
588
01:08:07,172 --> 01:08:11,484
Keep speeding. If you get
a ticket, I'll tear it up.
589
01:08:11,883 --> 01:08:14,556
Easy, fella, hold it! Halt!
590
01:08:15,760 --> 01:08:17,478
Put the gun down.
591
01:08:22,222 --> 01:08:25,817
Jennifer Langley's room.
She came in about 11 o'clock.
592
01:08:26,016 --> 01:08:27,847
Motorcycle accident.
593
01:08:47,069 --> 01:08:48,946
Ow! Just...
594
01:08:49,904 --> 01:08:51,303
All right.
595
01:08:55,824 --> 01:09:00,420
I... Please, just stay here
and do nothing!
596
01:09:01,077 --> 01:09:03,716
If you do nothing,
nothing can go wrong.
597
01:09:06,038 --> 01:09:08,313
I've got to
take care of my family.
598
01:09:28,592 --> 01:09:31,982
The nurse says
that it's not a coma,
599
01:09:32,178 --> 01:09:36,057
that she's just
sorta taking time out.
600
01:09:36,805 --> 01:09:40,400
But we haven't seen
a doctor yet, so I don't...
601
01:09:47,019 --> 01:09:50,250
Dr Jacobson, you're needed
urgently in OR-3.
602
01:09:50,438 --> 01:09:52,156
I'm due in Number 4.
603
01:09:52,272 --> 01:09:54,945
A ruptured kidney
and massive bleeding.
604
01:09:55,107 --> 01:09:56,142
OK.
605
01:10:08,907 --> 01:10:10,977
Yes, it's urgent.
606
01:10:11,116 --> 01:10:13,789
- What's happening?
- Surgeon's on his way.
607
01:10:16,869 --> 01:10:19,144
At last, Dr... Bean.
608
01:10:19,496 --> 01:10:24,445
We've got a 45-year-old male
brought in 10 minutes ago.
609
01:10:24,707 --> 01:10:27,904
He's got a penetrating
injury to the chest.
610
01:10:30,210 --> 01:10:31,643
In there now!
611
01:10:31,753 --> 01:10:35,985
Doctor, it looks like
a bullet in the lower thorax.
612
01:10:36,213 --> 01:10:38,408
There's severe inner bleeding.
613
01:10:38,548 --> 01:10:43,099
- He's coming to.
- Give me a T-70.
614
01:10:53,098 --> 01:10:55,487
Shall I extend
the incision, sir,
615
01:10:55,641 --> 01:10:59,111
from the breastbone
to the diaphragm?
616
01:11:01,853 --> 01:11:04,083
Sorry, sir,
it's only my first week.
617
01:11:04,229 --> 01:11:07,107
You're right.
We'll wait for X-rays.
618
01:11:07,272 --> 01:11:11,060
Help. We are losing
this guy. We need help.
619
01:11:14,860 --> 01:11:18,409
Watch he doesn't go
into haemodynamic shock.
620
01:11:25,574 --> 01:11:28,930
< He's fibrillating!
Charge the paddles.
621
01:11:32,786 --> 01:11:34,344
Clear!
622
01:12:15,519 --> 01:12:17,510
What's that?
623
01:12:21,438 --> 01:12:23,030
Oh, what?
624
01:12:50,788 --> 01:12:53,507
Oh, jolly good. Clean it up.
625
01:13:14,134 --> 01:13:17,410
Sorry to keep you waiting.
back to the bleeding.
626
01:13:17,595 --> 01:13:19,665
We'll clamp it off.
627
01:13:19,804 --> 01:13:22,637
We need that J-17 right now.
628
01:13:22,806 --> 01:13:24,603
There's too much blood.
629
01:13:24,724 --> 01:13:27,477
More suction,
pack the bleeding!
630
01:13:27,642 --> 01:13:29,872
Pressure's bottoming out.
631
01:13:30,018 --> 01:13:34,489
His heart rate's
dropping! We're losing him!
632
01:13:34,729 --> 01:13:36,447
He's crashing!
633
01:13:36,564 --> 01:13:40,762
Where is this bullet?
We find it or he's dead.
634
01:13:41,149 --> 01:13:43,822
< I am not going to lose him!
635
01:13:45,277 --> 01:13:47,916
Sir, I've got to get in there!
636
01:13:52,281 --> 01:13:55,671
Doctor, you can't just...!
This is too dangerous!
637
01:14:09,582 --> 01:14:10,901
My God!
638
01:14:13,459 --> 01:14:14,812
Incredible.
639
01:14:14,960 --> 01:14:17,872
Heart rate stabilising.
Blood pressure's back.
640
01:14:33,012 --> 01:14:36,607
Doctor, thank God.
My daughter was in an accident.
641
01:14:36,805 --> 01:14:39,558
We're desperate
for some medical attention.
642
01:14:41,600 --> 01:14:43,477
Would you mind?
643
01:14:47,186 --> 01:14:50,258
- The doctor will check her out.
- Thank God.
644
01:14:56,191 --> 01:14:57,340
Damage to the brain
645
01:14:57,442 --> 01:14:59,751
is sensitive to observe,
646
01:14:59,901 --> 01:15:02,415
so maybe we should
step outside.
647
01:15:02,695 --> 01:15:04,651
The first nurse said
648
01:15:04,779 --> 01:15:08,215
it's more like a deep sleep
than a coma.
649
01:15:20,746 --> 01:15:22,338
Jennifer?
650
01:15:22,664 --> 01:15:26,782
Wakey, wakey.
Breakfast's ready.
651
01:15:27,167 --> 01:15:28,964
Jennifer...?
652
01:15:29,460 --> 01:15:31,496
What time is it?
653
01:15:32,420 --> 01:15:34,331
It's almost 2.
654
01:15:34,462 --> 01:15:38,501
Can you turn the clock back
about 12 hours for me?
655
01:15:39,674 --> 01:15:41,027
Sure.
656
01:15:52,514 --> 01:15:54,345
Wake up, wake up!
657
01:15:54,640 --> 01:15:56,278
Wake up!
658
01:15:57,725 --> 01:16:00,717
I don't know
what to say about Bean.
659
01:16:00,894 --> 01:16:04,045
He's clearly
a Force 10 disaster area,
660
01:16:04,229 --> 01:16:07,301
but - God help me! -
661
01:16:07,481 --> 01:16:09,790
I like him.
662
01:16:13,317 --> 01:16:16,787
Having said that,
there is no reason
663
01:16:16,986 --> 01:16:21,138
why any of you should have
anything to do with him again.
664
01:17:03,470 --> 01:17:05,984
Mom! Dad! Anyone?
665
01:17:06,180 --> 01:17:08,011
My God! Jennifer!
666
01:17:08,264 --> 01:17:10,061
Honey! Look at you!
667
01:17:10,182 --> 01:17:13,219
- What happened?
- You had an accident.
668
01:17:13,392 --> 01:17:15,986
But everything is gonna be OK.
669
01:17:16,144 --> 01:17:18,100
What happened to Stingo?
670
01:17:18,228 --> 01:17:21,982
He'll be fine...
till I get my hands on him.
671
01:17:22,189 --> 01:17:27,388
Doctor, where are you going?
How can we ever say thank you?
672
01:17:27,650 --> 01:17:29,766
You've made us so happy.
673
01:17:29,901 --> 01:17:35,857
- We'll do anything.
- Anything.
674
01:17:42,115 --> 01:17:46,903
I suppose you could
let me stay another week.
675
01:17:54,291 --> 01:17:59,361
Sunset Boulevard!
676
01:19:02,953 --> 01:19:05,069
Hey, what's this all about?
677
01:19:05,204 --> 01:19:06,557
Presents!
678
01:19:06,664 --> 01:19:08,382
Ooh, this is heavy.
679
01:19:08,498 --> 01:19:09,772
Thank you.
680
01:19:09,874 --> 01:19:11,944
- Thanks.
- Thanks.
681
01:19:14,543 --> 01:19:18,377
Oh, look, laxatives.
A whole box of them!
682
01:19:18,587 --> 01:19:22,660
- Oh, hey, there they are!
- SIX of them.
683
01:19:24,132 --> 01:19:25,531
Barbie...!
684
01:19:27,175 --> 01:19:28,893
Thanks
685
01:19:29,009 --> 01:19:30,567
What did you get?
686
01:19:43,017 --> 01:19:44,006
We love it, we love it!
687
01:19:54,107 --> 01:19:56,223
Give us a smile.
688
01:20:00,652 --> 01:20:01,721
Bye-bye!
689
01:20:03,028 --> 01:20:05,258
Bye, Beanie!
690
01:20:07,572 --> 01:20:08,971
See ya!
691
01:20:12,575 --> 01:20:13,974
Farewell!
692
01:20:24,248 --> 01:20:27,445
Well, Beanie, it's been...
693
01:20:27,625 --> 01:20:29,536
.. surreal.
694
01:20:31,127 --> 01:20:34,437
Er, you can come back
and visit any time...
695
01:20:36,046 --> 01:20:38,435
in the fairly
distant future.
696
01:20:42,425 --> 01:20:46,336
I know it sounds insane,
697
01:20:47,468 --> 01:20:50,107
but I'm really gonna
miss you.
698
01:20:51,013 --> 01:20:52,128
OK...
699
01:21:11,274 --> 01:21:12,309
OK.
700
01:21:12,400 --> 01:21:14,072
Bye again.
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