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Please, put that down.
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Trust me,
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you don't want to play with it.
Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Just hand it over.
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Just hand it over, okay?
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Just hand it over. Ah.
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Hand it over, little
monkey, okay?
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Hey, little man.
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Hey, man, look what I got.
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A ripe, delicious thingamabob.
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All his monkey buddies are
eating these outside.
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They're going crazy for 'em.
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Hand that detonator
over, and this baby's
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all yours. Hmm?
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So good.
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Oh. Mmm...
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Mmm.
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So juicy. Mmm.
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Oh.
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Oh, y'all eat these things?
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How are they not extinct?
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RILEY: How are you
not extinct, Jack?
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What kind of Darwin Award
nominee puts down a detonator
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in a room full of explosives?
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The kind with only two hands
who had to zip... oh...
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Zip-tie a rebel leader
in a hurry, Riley.
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That's who. Okay.
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JACK: I just set the detonator
down for a second, man.
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How was I supposed to know
some cappuccino monkey
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was gonna go picking it up?
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Capuchin. Ah, I think
it's cappuccino.
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It's capuchin.
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Guys, it's a monkey.
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MacGYVER: You know what?
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Good news is: Safety's still on.
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So we're not in any real danger,
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unless he somehow
figures out how to...
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arm it. JACK: Uh-oh.
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Hey, I...
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think we better
give Curious George
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something else to
be curious about
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before he pushes that button
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and ends us all right here.
Yeah, yeah,
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like what, like what?
I don't know.
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Hey, buddy.
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What's this?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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You like that, don't you?
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Want to trade?
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Yeah. Uh-huh.
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Just like...
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Oh.
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We're safe.
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Safe? What is safe about
giving a knife to a monkey?
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Do you have any idea
what that could do?
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I don't know, Jack. What?
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You probably just started
Planet of the Apes, man.
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♫
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CAGE: Hey, guys. I just...
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I wanted to say
thank you so much
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for all the flowers
and the gifts.
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And, Bozer, you're right.
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The leftover Christmas
pastrami is surprisingly good.
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So the, um, the doctors have
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approved my travel request.
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I'm gonna be flying home
to Australia tomorrow
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to be with my sister,
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while I'm finishing PT.
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I'm gonna miss you guys.
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All of you.
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So take care of each other.
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Especially Jack.
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And if you can...
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find Murdoc for me.
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I told her that was the plan.
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Amen to that.
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How's it going over here?
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Slow.
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I mean, I kind of thought
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you lost your mind when you
said that 11 digit number
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etched into that gear was a clue
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that might help you
find your dad.
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But then, his super weird
Christmas present shows up,
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proving you right
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but leaving me with
even more questions.
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Yeah, like, why do the
numbers on this guy's arm
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match part of the
number on the gear?
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Yeah. And who is this guy?
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And what does he have
to do with your dad?
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Look, all I know for certain
is he's not in any database.
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What does Matty think
about the dossier?
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Uh, I don't know.
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You haven't shown her?
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Nope.
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Why not? When it
comes to analyzing
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confusing intelligence,
no one is better than...
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Because I think she's involved.
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Yeah.
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I thought I'd found proof
that she knew my dad,
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so I confronted her about it.
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She said she didn't.
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I think she's lying,
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but at the same time,
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there's no way to know.
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Man.
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This is a lot to process, Mac.
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Now I understand why
you're not upset
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you lost your knife.
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Didn't lose it.
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Gave it away.
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Besides, it was just a knife.
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Uh, no.
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What we use to carve the
Thanksgiving turkey
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is "just a knife."
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This was the vintage pocketknife
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that your grandfather gave you.
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Fair enough.
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But since its final act was to
save my life, and Riley's...
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I think Grandpa would be proud.
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ROBOT: I'd be happy to order
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a replacement knife for you.
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Or you could just ask my
replacement to order one.
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Dude, for the millionth time,
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you're not being replaced.
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That is a vehicular combat drone
for DARPA's Korman Challenge.
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The competition's been
going on for years,
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and nothing from our lab
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has ever been replaced
because of it.
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Well, I should hope not.
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Those weapons
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are utterly useless in
a laboratory setting.
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And have you tried
talking to it?
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It has absolutely
no personality.
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That's because it
doesn't need one.
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The goal of the challenge
is to prototype
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a fully autonomous
military vehicle,
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not a lab assistant.
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Your skill sets don't
overlap in any way.
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Okay?
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This guy could someday
do for ground troops
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what Predator drones have
done for our Air Force.
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If we could beat
the CIA this year.
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RILEY: And the NSA.
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And the DoD, JPL...
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Which we absolutely will.
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Have some faith,
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guys.
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This is our year.
JILL: Hey, guys?
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I know you're busy
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getting ready for the
competition, but Jack is...
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acting weird.
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MacGYVER: To be fair,
it would be weird
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if he wasn't acting weird.
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RILEY: Yeah, Jill. By now,
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you should know that's kind
of his default setting.
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Right. No, this is weird weird.
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Even for Jack.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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What's going on, Jack?
Who's this guy?
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Assassin.
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JACK: No. Worse. Way worse.
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Meet James LeRoy.
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"Jimmy" to his friends,
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and his enemies.
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RILEY: Uh...
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sorry, did we just
get a new mission?
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No. He's not a mission, Riley.
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That right there is my
old high school nemesis.
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Seriously? Wow.
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MacGYVER: Look who finally
decided to listen to me and go
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to his high school reunion.
Good on you.
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Apparently, the same guy
that used Phoenix resources
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to dig up dirt on an
innocent civilian.
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JACK: "Innocent"?
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Who said he's innocent?
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That guy right there spent
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four years ruining my life,
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always one-upping me.
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When we both went out for
class president, he won.
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We both go out for
starting quarterback,
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he won.
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And when we were both up for
"best hair," guess what?
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He won?
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That's right. He won.
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And senior year, when he beat
me out for homecoming king...
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I was never the same after that.
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Well, you do know
that homecoming kings
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hold no real power, right?
Just sayin',
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this punk really
shook my confidence.
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RILEY: Well, he may have, Jack,
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but this was years ago. Decades.
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Centuries, even. Yeah...
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Oh, very funny. No, no.
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Go ahead. Laugh it
up at my expense.
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I'm telling you, this was a real
turning point for me in my life.
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Who knows what I could've
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accomplished if it weren't
for that guy, right there?
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BOZER: If you hate
the guy so much,
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why are you even going
to the reunion?
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Well, I wasn't, but then
you fools all signed up
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for this robo-apocalypse
contest,
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and I don't want
no part of that.
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: Jack. The Korman Challenge
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is a friendly competition.
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Yeah, I'm sure that's what
Miles Bennett Dyson said
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when he activated Skynet
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and unleashed an
army of Terminators.
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Does-does...
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Matty even know
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you guys signed up
for this contest?
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MATTY: Can someone please
tell me why I'm waiting
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on you guys? I mean,
we're all loaded up,
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ready to leave for Virginia,
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and we're just missing the
team that's, you know,
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actually competing.
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And, Dalton,
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your cover I.D. is
bathroom tile salesman.
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If I find out that
you leaked Right.
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Classified info to impress
some divorced ex-cheerleader
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from Bumblesticks
Musical High School,
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then you're gonna wish it
was the robot apocalypse.
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MATTY: Ten years ago, DARPA
scientist Martin Korman
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had a dream: To create an
autonomous medevac transport
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that could rescue wounded
soldiers from the battlefield
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without risking
additional troops.
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So he created the
Korman Challenge.
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To bring the brightest
minds together,
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with the hope that one day,
someone would fulfill his dream.
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But one aspect of the
competition has always
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remained the same.
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Our team has never won.
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But this is our year.
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BOZER: Yeah. Yeah.
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The year that the
Phoenix takes home
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the blue ribbon, and all
the black budget funding
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that comes along with it.
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So tighten every single screw,
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and double-check
every line of code,
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because everything on this
vehicle must be absolutely...
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Bozer?
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No problem. We can
totally fix that.
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No mistakes today, people.
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None.
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Now, go win that challenge.
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Can you hand me the needle-nose
pliers right there? Yeah.
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Here you go.
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MacGYVER: Thanks.
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Pliers and a folding chair?
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Wow. The Phoenix Foundation
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really works with some
cutting edge tech.
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Good to see you again, MacGyver.
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I came by to wish you luck.
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Allie Winthrop.
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How's life at the CIA's
Special Research Division?
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Oh, you know. Another year,
another kickass prototype.
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Meet Bruno, the Battle Ready
Unmanned Networked Operative.
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See you at the finish
line, MacGyver.
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May the best bot win.
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BOZER: Yeah...
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I'm not sure this is
gonna be our year.
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So, when did you two hook up?
264
00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:36,770
What?
265
00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:42,309
Yeah, fine. That happened.
266
00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:44,912
BOZER: Korman Challenge
bonus points.
267
00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:46,065
Why didn't you tell me, man?
268
00:10:46,089 --> 00:10:47,209
Because it wasn't like that.
269
00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:49,817
It was a few years ago.
270
00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:51,985
It was my first time here.
271
00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:53,020
I really liked her.
272
00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:54,888
And I thought she liked me.
273
00:10:54,922 --> 00:10:56,890
Right up until I saw
her going through
274
00:10:56,924 --> 00:10:59,159
my drone's design
specs on my laptop.
275
00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:00,861
She was snooping on your laptop?
276
00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:02,229
Yeah, well...
277
00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:04,798
I guess for some people,
278
00:11:04,832 --> 00:11:07,200
winning is the only
thing that matters.
279
00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:09,770
♫ Whoomp, there it is!
280
00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:12,439
♫ Whoomp, there it is!
Whoomp, there it is! ♫
281
00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:14,775
♫ Whoomp, there it is!
282
00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:16,777
♫ Whoomp, there it is! ♫
283
00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:18,311
♫ Whoomp, there it is!
284
00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:22,182
♫ Whoomp, there it is!
Whoomp, there it is! ♫
285
00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:23,951
♫ Upside down and inside out
286
00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:25,344
♫ I'm 'bout to show
all you folks ♫
287
00:11:25,368 --> 00:11:27,154
♫ What it's all about,
now it's time ♫
288
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,488
♫ To get on the mic and make
289
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,057
♫ This mother party hype
290
00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:31,058
♫ I'm takin' it back
to the old school ♫
291
00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:33,961
♫ 'Cause I'm an old
fool who's so cool... ♫
292
00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:34,962
MAN: Jack Dalton.
293
00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:36,797
Oscar Himenez?
294
00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:38,098
I knew it was you.
295
00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:39,332
You don't look a day older.
296
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,168
You look great, man.
297
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,170
I love your hat. Tina Pham!
298
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:44,972
Yeah. Give me some hugs, girl.
299
00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:47,107
You look amazing. It is
so great to see you guys.
300
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,209
How long's it been since, uh...
301
00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:50,310
Homeroom together. Yeah.
302
00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:52,303
Remember that? That's right.
Who else was in there?
303
00:11:52,327 --> 00:11:54,081
TINA: Jimmy LeRoy?
304
00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:55,783
No, I don't think
Jimmy was in there.
305
00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:57,350
TINA: Jimmy.
306
00:11:58,385 --> 00:11:59,887
Hey. Hey, you.
307
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,488
You remember Jill? Hi.
308
00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:03,223
Son of a bitch.
309
00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:05,416
OSCAR: There he is, there he is.
He's aging better than
310
00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:07,060
George Clooney.
311
00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:08,361
We're going up. Boom!
312
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:09,897
All right. Hey, man.
313
00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:14,367
What's up, Karl?
314
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:17,070
You still into
Dungeons & Dragons?
315
00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:20,107
Mm-hmm. That's cool.
316
00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:22,175
Good to see you. Hi.
Hey, how are you?
317
00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:24,177
OFFICIAL: Next contestant
to the starting line.
318
00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:31,952
MAN: Organization?
319
00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:33,520
Phoenix Foundation.
320
00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:35,255
And the name of your entry?
321
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,993
Dalton's Nightmare.
322
00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:43,897
It...
323
00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:45,365
it's kind of a inside joke.
324
00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:46,800
Okay.
325
00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:49,102
It's a 20 mile course.
Your vehicle
326
00:12:49,136 --> 00:12:51,071
earns points from
speed, accuracy,
327
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,106
and the ability to
differentiate between targets.
328
00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:55,108
This is a live fire exercise,
329
00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:56,582
so I'm gonna have to ask you to...
Oh.
330
00:12:56,606 --> 00:12:59,212
All our weapons are state of the
art, less lethal technology:
331
00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:01,414
Taser cannons, beanbag rounds,
pepper spray grenades...
332
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,316
I don't like guns.
333
00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:04,584
Super.
334
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:07,097
I'm still gonna have to ask you
to step behind the safety line.
335
00:13:07,121 --> 00:13:08,088
All set?
336
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,189
All set.
337
00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:16,329
If your robot doesn't
win, you're all fired.
338
00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:19,566
Best of luck.
339
00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:21,334
OFFICIAL: Be advised,
340
00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:24,371
this is a live fire exercise.
Weapons hot.
341
00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:27,507
Ready. Set.
342
00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:45,926
Okay, this has to be
a rules violation.
343
00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:48,061
I don't think this is
part of the contest.
344
00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:50,130
Allie.
345
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,164
Allie!
346
00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:52,575
It's not me. I'm locked out.
Bruno won't respond
347
00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:53,600
to any of my commands.
348
00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,102
Has this ever happened before?
349
00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:56,535
Never. I don't know
what's going on.
350
00:13:57,404 --> 00:13:58,872
Mac!
351
00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:15,322
Any chance that thing
has an off switch?
352
00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:26,533
MATTY: High-impact
polymer armor,
353
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:28,435
and a gas-electric hybrid engine
354
00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:31,671
with a 600 mile radius.
355
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:34,207
I-It's like a Predator
drone on wheels
356
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:36,476
run by an on-board
artificial intelligence
357
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:38,145
that's just gone
358
00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:39,079
completely insane.
359
00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:41,514
Well, technically,
A.I.s can't go insane.
360
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,583
This is more like when an
aerial drone goes rogue
361
00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:45,318
because its code has bugs.
362
00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:47,587
They call it a "flyaway."
363
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:51,024
Okay, maybe now's not the best
time to nitpick terminology.
364
00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:55,162
I ran Bruno through
10,000 simulations
365
00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:56,363
without a single glitch.
366
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,716
BOZER: Bruno destroyed eight
other drones and tried to turn
367
00:14:58,740 --> 00:15:00,968
us into human roadkill. That's
a bit more than a glitch.
368
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:03,270
Guys, the only thing that
matters now is stopping Bruno
369
00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:04,938
before he hurts anyone else.
370
00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:06,692
We can't stop him if we
can't even find him.
371
00:15:06,725 --> 00:15:08,260
So how do we do that?
Head for McLean.
372
00:15:08,294 --> 00:15:12,045
Virginia? You think he's
headed to CIA Headquarters?
373
00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:16,049
If Bruno ever malfunctions, he's
programmed to go into safe mode.
374
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:18,685
As long as the on board GPS still
works, he should be driving back
375
00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:21,054
to my lab as we speak.
Running home to mama.
376
00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:22,328
It's cute when a puppy does it.
377
00:15:22,352 --> 00:15:24,157
This? Not so much. Okay, Allie,
378
00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:25,692
I've got birds in the sky,
379
00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:27,727
Jeeps on the ground
and satellite views
380
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:28,962
from here to McLean.
381
00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:30,430
There's no sign
of your lost dog.
382
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:33,200
How do we get eyes on it?
383
00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:34,501
I'm not sure we can.
384
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:35,568
Bruno is radar,
385
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:38,371
sonar, and thermal invisible.
386
00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:40,140
He's got visual camouflage,
387
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:42,509
and he's programmed to use
dense foliage for cover.
388
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:45,212
And good luck following the
right set of Humvee tracks
389
00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:47,147
on a military base. Say, Allie.
390
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:49,220
You didn't want to maybe put
in a master kill switch
391
00:15:49,244 --> 00:15:51,184
just in case, you
know, this happened?
392
00:15:51,218 --> 00:15:52,778
Of course I put in a
master kill switch.
393
00:15:52,802 --> 00:15:55,388
It was the first thing I
tried when Bruno took off.
394
00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:58,225
But the code is corrupted.
It's-it's not working.
395
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,295
Wait a minute, Allie,
396
00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:04,664
you said that Bruno is a gas.
397
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:07,034
Then I think I know
how to find him.
398
00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:08,507
Hey, Matty, would
you tell all of our
399
00:16:08,531 --> 00:16:10,370
search vehicles to turn
off their engines.
400
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:12,605
Because we'll find Bruno faster
401
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,274
if fewer people are
looking for it?
402
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:15,242
MacGYVER: Yeah, well...
403
00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:16,552
actually, we're not gonna
be using our eyes.
404
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:17,377
We're gonna be
following our noses.
405
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:18,770
Allie, can you take
over the wheel?
406
00:16:18,794 --> 00:16:21,481
Oh, yeah. Bozer, can you get me
a screwdriver from back there?
407
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:23,550
Yeah.
408
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:40,500
You're using the A/C system's
carbon dioxide sensors
409
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,402
to build an electronic nose
410
00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:44,504
so we can sniff out
Bruno's exhaust.
411
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:47,374
It may not be the
cutting edge tech
412
00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:48,375
you're used to,
413
00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:49,742
but...
414
00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:52,412
it should still do the trick.
415
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:58,385
♫ I don't wanna be the one
416
00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:01,254
♫ To tell you how
it's gotta be... ♫
417
00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:04,124
Dalton!
418
00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:05,358
Hey.
419
00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:06,759
Jimmy.
420
00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:08,361
Hey, man.
421
00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:09,296
Bring it in, brother.
422
00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:10,363
Bring it in.
423
00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:12,065
Oh, oh. All right, all right.
424
00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:12,932
All right. How are you?
425
00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:14,343
How are you? I'm good.
I'm good. Yeah.
426
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,487
You look good. You look good.
427
00:17:15,521 --> 00:17:16,555
Thanks. Been a long time.
428
00:17:16,588 --> 00:17:18,771
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Can
you believe this, huh?
429
00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:19,772
Together again,
430
00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:22,709
like nothing's changed. Right?
431
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:25,312
How you...
432
00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:26,579
How you been?
433
00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:29,449
Oh, oh, great, man, great.
Thanks for asking.
434
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:31,318
You know, I, uh, I sold
my business last year
435
00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:33,753
for ten times my
initial investment.
436
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:36,223
We used the proceeds
to start a nonprofit.
437
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:39,692
We just opened three schools
and a hospital in Africa.
438
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:40,427
The wife, you know,
439
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,295
she's still modeling
a little bit
440
00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:44,089
here and there, but her
natural foods company
441
00:17:44,113 --> 00:17:47,267
just went public,
and the stock is...
442
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,102
up through the roof, man.
443
00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:51,271
Oh, wait, my kids... I got...
444
00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:55,375
That's-that's Jimmy Jr.
there, ace left-hander.
445
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,477
The Blue Jays are
already scouting him.
446
00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:58,670
Don't get me started on that.
447
00:17:58,694 --> 00:18:00,613
And, uh, my little bell, Melody,
448
00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:02,315
she starts Harvard
next fall, man.
449
00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:03,650
So I got no complaints, brother.
450
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:06,553
No complaints at all.
What about you, Dalton?
451
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:09,256
Where has life taken you?
452
00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:17,464
I'm a highly trained
government operative
453
00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:19,332
who's fought terrorism
on multiple continents
454
00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:22,469
and saved the world
over a dozen times.
455
00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:33,589
Get in here, man.
456
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,382
That's you. There he is.
457
00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:37,350
There he is. The
old class clown.
458
00:18:37,384 --> 00:18:38,818
That's great. I love that. Yeah.
459
00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:41,588
I love that, man. Yeah.
460
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:44,824
But no, seriously, how's
the bathroom tile biz?
461
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:49,329
Of course.
462
00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:53,266
Of course he's healing sick kids
and building schools in Africa,
463
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:55,502
and his wife is a
supermodel business mogul,
464
00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:58,371
and his kids are
Ivy League bound
465
00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:00,540
and athletically gifted.
466
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:03,843
Of course.
467
00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:07,714
What are you doing with
your life, Dalton?
468
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:08,747
What are you doing?
469
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,255
Hey, Jack.
470
00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:17,557
Hey, man.
471
00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:25,932
Good to see you again.
472
00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:27,434
Yeah.
473
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:34,883
Look, I know I'm not in
the position to criticize
474
00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:36,276
anyone else's work right now,
475
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,949
but are you sure this
contraption of yours
476
00:19:37,973 --> 00:19:39,108
is gonna work?
477
00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:41,714
Oh.
478
00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:43,316
Left, Allie, left.
479
00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:51,190
Oh, right. Take a right.
480
00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:57,797
Bruno should just be
481
00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:59,198
straight up ahead.
482
00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:12,137
BOZER: Riley, we
got eyes on Bruno.
483
00:20:12,161 --> 00:20:13,446
Follow our signal.
484
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:14,481
RILEY: I see your signal.
485
00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:16,015
More importantly,
I see his signal.
486
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,584
I'm gonna try to hack in
487
00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:18,857
and see if I can shut him down.
488
00:20:22,366 --> 00:20:23,366
Well, hack fast
489
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:24,950
because Bruno just
left the reservation.
490
00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:26,909
We're in civilian territory now.
491
00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:34,367
Guys, that was the
exit for McLean.
492
00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:36,201
What happened to "he's
programmed to go home"?
493
00:20:36,225 --> 00:20:38,771
I don't know. He is
programmed to go home.
494
00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:39,939
Damn it, guys,
495
00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:41,641
I can't get any kind of access.
496
00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:42,954
If you use my login credentials,
497
00:20:42,988 --> 00:20:43,789
it should give you
admin privileges.
498
00:20:43,822 --> 00:20:45,678
I tried. The admin's
been changed.
499
00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:47,947
I can't hack in because
someone else already has.
500
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:51,551
Whoever they are, they still
have control of Bruno.
501
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:52,985
BOZER: So if Bruno
502
00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:55,688
isn't going home, where
the hell is he going?
503
00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:04,997
♫
504
00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:32,325
Jack!
505
00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:34,461
Hey, Jimmy.
506
00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:36,363
Hey, I thought maybe you'd left.
507
00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:37,897
Yeah, actually, I'm
on my way out.
508
00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:39,466
I got to go. You
know what they say.
509
00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:41,368
"Bathroom tile never sleeps."
510
00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:45,372
I've actually never
heard that one.
511
00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:47,165
Hey, come on, man, why
don't you stick around
512
00:21:47,189 --> 00:21:49,809
for a little while? Place won't
be the same without you here.
513
00:21:49,842 --> 00:21:51,043
Eh...
514
00:21:51,077 --> 00:21:53,346
At least let me buy you a drink
515
00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:54,381
to make up for that.
516
00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:57,116
Make up for what?
517
00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:59,051
: Hey.
518
00:21:59,085 --> 00:22:00,587
Hey, come on, man.
519
00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:02,655
You don't owe me anything.
520
00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:05,625
You were crowned homecoming king
fair and square, you old dog.
521
00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:07,093
: Yeah.
522
00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:10,062
Except the part where I snuck into Mr.
Haddon's office
523
00:22:10,096 --> 00:22:12,765
after school, and
stuffed the ballot box.
524
00:22:14,801 --> 00:22:17,003
Wait a minute. What'd you say?
525
00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:20,840
Yeah, I stuffed the ballot box.
526
00:22:20,873 --> 00:22:23,042
You stuffed the ballot box?
527
00:22:23,075 --> 00:22:25,412
Well, yeah, man. How
else was I gonna win?
528
00:22:26,813 --> 00:22:28,080
Everybody loved you, Jack.
529
00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:29,782
Everybody.
530
00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:32,084
I mean, yeah, man, I
know, it was stupid.
531
00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:33,953
But we were always
neck and neck,
532
00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:36,122
and you had just kicked the
winning field goal for us
533
00:22:36,155 --> 00:22:38,791
at State, so...
534
00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:43,430
You're not mad about
this, are you?
535
00:22:43,463 --> 00:22:44,564
I mean, I hope not.
536
00:22:44,597 --> 00:22:47,667
I've been dying for years
to get this off my chest.
537
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,902
: No.
538
00:22:49,936 --> 00:22:51,070
No, man.
539
00:22:51,103 --> 00:22:52,605
Come on, not at all.
540
00:22:52,639 --> 00:22:54,807
No, I mean, what kind of
pathetic loser obsesses over
541
00:22:54,841 --> 00:22:57,777
something like this for
all these years, right?
542
00:22:57,810 --> 00:22:59,946
Like, this one single event
543
00:22:59,979 --> 00:23:01,819
might've changed the
course of his entire life?
544
00:23:01,843 --> 00:23:02,782
Okay.
545
00:23:02,815 --> 00:23:04,617
All right. All right, all right.
Yeah.
546
00:23:05,952 --> 00:23:07,787
Hey. Why don't you
come back in the gym?
547
00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:09,422
I just bet Ahmed 50 bucks
548
00:23:09,456 --> 00:23:10,857
he can't do a backflip anymore.
549
00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:12,625
I think he's gonna try it.
550
00:23:12,659 --> 00:23:14,379
It's gonna get ugly.
Yeah, I'd love to, man,
551
00:23:14,403 --> 00:23:17,196
but I have a bathroom tile
emergency I have to deal with.
552
00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:21,434
Oh, right, right. 'Cause,
uh, "Tile never sleeps."
553
00:23:22,846 --> 00:23:24,006
Hey, you stay in touch, Jack.
554
00:23:24,030 --> 00:23:25,932
Let's not wait another
ten years to catch up.
555
00:23:25,965 --> 00:23:28,641
Yeah. Yeah, that's a
promise, brother.
556
00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:35,081
Don't tell me, let me guess.
557
00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:36,716
You started the
robot apocalypse.
558
00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:38,918
Yes. We have a runaway robot.
559
00:23:38,951 --> 00:23:40,553
Well, I called that
one, didn't I?
560
00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:42,188
But a human is in control.
561
00:23:42,221 --> 00:23:45,191
Someone hijacked a
fully-loaded military drone,
562
00:23:45,224 --> 00:23:47,059
and we believe it's
headed for the Pentagon.
563
00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:48,893
Mm-hmm, and does this
someone have a name yet?
564
00:23:48,917 --> 00:23:49,829
We're working on it.
565
00:23:49,862 --> 00:23:53,199
Riley traced the signal to a
network in Oklahoma City.
566
00:23:53,232 --> 00:23:54,400
And you're my closest agent.
567
00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:56,793
By the time you get there, we
should have exact coordinates.
568
00:23:56,817 --> 00:23:58,785
Okay. I'm on my way.
569
00:24:02,575 --> 00:24:05,578
Go Longhorns!
570
00:24:09,215 --> 00:24:10,726
You can't think of any way that
someone could've gained access
571
00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:12,390
to Bruno, like a-like
a breached firewall,
572
00:24:12,414 --> 00:24:14,220
or a phishing e No. No.
573
00:24:14,253 --> 00:24:15,087
I'm insanely paranoid.
574
00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:16,989
And my security
protocols are better
575
00:24:17,023 --> 00:24:18,024
than the NSA's.
576
00:24:18,057 --> 00:24:19,025
BOZER: Well, somebody got in.
577
00:24:19,058 --> 00:24:21,027
We need to get them out.
Riley, what if we just
578
00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:22,261
shut down all the cell towers?
579
00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:23,530
Cut them off from Bruno?
580
00:24:23,563 --> 00:24:24,723
It's the first thing I tried.
581
00:24:24,747 --> 00:24:26,633
But 300 milliseconds after
I killed the towers,
582
00:24:26,666 --> 00:24:28,901
Bruno switched over to a
Chinese spy satellite.
583
00:24:28,935 --> 00:24:30,215
I'm trying to hack
into that now,
584
00:24:30,239 --> 00:24:31,571
but it could take hours.
585
00:24:31,604 --> 00:24:33,204
We don't have hours.
The Pentagon is only
586
00:24:33,228 --> 00:24:34,841
30 minutes away. And
even if you kill
587
00:24:34,874 --> 00:24:36,554
the satellite, I
programmed Bruno to adapt.
588
00:24:36,578 --> 00:24:37,510
He'll just switch
589
00:24:37,544 --> 00:24:38,611
to ad hoc cellular,
590
00:24:38,645 --> 00:24:40,079
unsecured Wi-Fi, infrasound.
591
00:24:40,112 --> 00:24:41,213
Actually, I have an idea.
592
00:24:41,247 --> 00:24:43,616
Allie, pull over now.
593
00:24:45,785 --> 00:24:47,587
ANNOUNCER: First and ten
from the 28-yard line.
594
00:24:47,620 --> 00:24:48,697
Now, what is the
offensive coordinator
595
00:24:48,721 --> 00:24:49,756
gonna call here, Bob?
596
00:24:49,789 --> 00:24:50,823
BOB: With the league's
597
00:24:50,857 --> 00:24:52,925
best running back, you'd
assume they'd run, Jim.
598
00:24:52,959 --> 00:24:54,927
But down two touch...
599
00:24:57,697 --> 00:24:59,666
MAN: Hey, what the
hell are you doing?
600
00:24:59,699 --> 00:25:01,339
Okay, go, go, go! Get
back here with that!
601
00:25:03,448 --> 00:25:05,648
ALLIE: Hey, Mac, didn't you
hear what I said? If you jam
602
00:25:05,672 --> 00:25:07,472
the signal Bruno is using
to receive commands,
603
00:25:07,496 --> 00:25:09,275
he'll just switch to another.
Yeah.
604
00:25:09,308 --> 00:25:11,286
We're not gonna jam his signal,
we're gonna mess with his mind.
605
00:25:11,310 --> 00:25:13,212
Hey, I need Allie's help.
Uh, so can you just...
606
00:25:13,245 --> 00:25:14,413
switch with her?
607
00:25:14,446 --> 00:25:16,291
Uh, you couldn't have mentioned
the need to switch drivers
608
00:25:16,315 --> 00:25:18,117
before we pulled
onto the road again?
609
00:25:18,150 --> 00:25:19,118
Have you met me?
610
00:25:19,151 --> 00:25:21,287
I am just making this up
as I go along, man. Go.
611
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:23,289
You got it? Yeah.
612
00:25:25,692 --> 00:25:27,560
Oh!
613
00:25:27,594 --> 00:25:29,629
Hey, would you, uh,
clip and strip
614
00:25:29,662 --> 00:25:30,897
this coax cable for me? Yeah.
615
00:25:30,930 --> 00:25:33,733
We're gonna use it to
run power to the dish.
616
00:25:33,766 --> 00:25:35,635
I'm sorry.
617
00:25:35,668 --> 00:25:37,169
Look, this is not your fault.
618
00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:38,971
Even the best system
can get hacked.
619
00:25:39,005 --> 00:25:41,708
No, no. I'm not
talking about Bruno.
620
00:25:41,741 --> 00:25:43,576
I mean, I-I am sorry
621
00:25:43,610 --> 00:25:45,645
about Bruno, and, you know,
622
00:25:45,678 --> 00:25:48,047
deeply ashamed.
623
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:52,151
But I was talking about...
when we first met.
624
00:25:54,186 --> 00:25:55,321
Oh.
625
00:25:55,354 --> 00:25:57,123
Uh...
626
00:25:57,156 --> 00:25:59,091
Don't worry about it.
Because believe it or not,
627
00:25:59,125 --> 00:26:00,359
that's not the biggest lie
628
00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:03,162
you've ever told me.
629
00:26:03,195 --> 00:26:04,797
Wait. Wait.
630
00:26:04,831 --> 00:26:06,666
When did I lie to you?
631
00:26:08,367 --> 00:26:10,336
Really?
632
00:26:10,369 --> 00:26:11,771
You know, the part
633
00:26:11,804 --> 00:26:13,305
where you said you liked me,
634
00:26:13,339 --> 00:26:17,143
but you really just wanted
to sneak a peek at my plans?
635
00:26:17,176 --> 00:26:19,145
Mac, I wasn't lying.
636
00:26:19,178 --> 00:26:21,648
I mean, sure, I'm competitive,
637
00:26:21,681 --> 00:26:23,315
like, super competitive,
638
00:26:23,349 --> 00:26:26,285
like, it's a problem
how competitive I am.
639
00:26:26,318 --> 00:26:29,622
Which is why I couldn't
help but take a peek
640
00:26:29,656 --> 00:26:30,990
at your design specs.
641
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:36,663
But I wasn't lying when
I said I liked you.
642
00:26:38,264 --> 00:26:39,799
'Cause I did.
643
00:26:40,833 --> 00:26:42,601
I still do.
644
00:26:46,405 --> 00:26:48,174
Really?
645
00:26:49,676 --> 00:26:51,210
That's cool.
646
00:26:51,243 --> 00:26:52,411
That's, uh...
647
00:26:54,380 --> 00:26:57,183
I-I really don't know what
to say about that right now.
648
00:26:57,216 --> 00:26:58,651
But, uh...
649
00:26:58,685 --> 00:27:00,953
let's go stop your killer robot.
650
00:27:00,987 --> 00:27:02,088
Yeah?
651
00:27:02,121 --> 00:27:04,256
Good idea.
652
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:07,525
BOZER: So what's the
game plan, Mac?
653
00:27:07,549 --> 00:27:08,861
You gonna kill him with pay.
654
00:27:08,895 --> 00:27:11,798
You are not too far off.
655
00:27:11,831 --> 00:27:14,801
See, all computers work
by moving electrons
656
00:27:14,834 --> 00:27:16,969
through really, really
tiny little wires.
657
00:27:17,003 --> 00:27:18,137
So...
658
00:27:18,170 --> 00:27:21,273
if I can create enough radio
waves, a whole bunch of them,
659
00:27:21,307 --> 00:27:22,274
I can mess with those moving electrons...
ALLIE: Corrupt Bruno's data,
660
00:27:22,308 --> 00:27:24,376
overload his computer
and crash his network.
661
00:27:24,410 --> 00:27:25,945
MacGYVER: Exactly.
And hopefully,
662
00:27:25,978 --> 00:27:28,447
without him crashing
into anything else.
663
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:31,751
But in order for this to work,
we got to be within 160 feet.
664
00:27:31,784 --> 00:27:33,119
So you know what to do, Boze.
665
00:27:33,152 --> 00:27:34,721
Absolutely not.
666
00:27:35,688 --> 00:27:37,656
Go-go really fast. We
got to catch up to him.
667
00:27:49,335 --> 00:27:51,103
Hey.
668
00:27:51,137 --> 00:27:53,740
You sure this is the
address Riley sent?
669
00:27:53,773 --> 00:27:55,013
MATTY: A hundred percent, Jack.
670
00:27:55,037 --> 00:27:57,977
Hacker's I.P. traces to an
office on the fourth floor.
671
00:27:58,010 --> 00:27:59,478
All right.
672
00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:02,214
So, how was the reunion?
You don't sound
673
00:28:02,248 --> 00:28:05,451
like a man that just got revenge
on a hated high school nemesis.
674
00:28:05,484 --> 00:28:07,186
Yeah, and how is a man who just
675
00:28:07,219 --> 00:28:09,355
got revenge on a hated
high school nemesis
676
00:28:09,388 --> 00:28:10,489
supposed to sound?
677
00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:12,391
I don't know. Gleeful?
678
00:28:12,424 --> 00:28:16,295
Yeah, well, it didn't actually
go down the way I thought,
679
00:28:16,328 --> 00:28:19,766
but revenge is a dish
best served cold.
680
00:28:19,799 --> 00:28:21,801
I'll fill you in later.
681
00:28:24,070 --> 00:28:25,738
Any idea what I'm facing here?
682
00:28:25,772 --> 00:28:27,373
A murderous hacker collective?
683
00:28:27,406 --> 00:28:30,777
A sleeper cell of
foreign agents.
684
00:28:30,810 --> 00:28:34,013
Could be any and
all of the above.
685
00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:36,282
(loud office chatter,
phones ringing)
686
00:28:39,986 --> 00:28:43,022
What is this, operation
needle in a haystack?
687
00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:45,524
Matty.
688
00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:48,427
Will you please check that
address one more time?
689
00:28:48,460 --> 00:28:51,130
Please.
690
00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:55,677
All right. Almost in range.
Get closer.
691
00:28:55,701 --> 00:28:57,861
BOZER: Okay, but I want to
go on record that this feels
692
00:28:57,885 --> 00:28:59,305
like a terrible idea.
693
00:28:59,338 --> 00:29:00,539
Hey, Mac?
694
00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:03,075
Whoever's controlling Bruno
695
00:29:03,109 --> 00:29:04,844
just decided we're a threat.
696
00:29:04,877 --> 00:29:05,997
Oh, man, I hate being right.
697
00:29:06,021 --> 00:29:07,261
Just keep your foot on the gas.
698
00:29:08,514 --> 00:29:10,182
Okay, we're in range.
Allie, now!
699
00:29:22,705 --> 00:29:23,705
Where's she going?
700
00:29:23,729 --> 00:29:26,565
I, uh, I wired
this dish directly
701
00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:27,900
to the van's battery.
702
00:29:27,934 --> 00:29:29,936
But it's currently
drawing more amps
703
00:29:29,969 --> 00:29:31,203
than we can output, so, uh...
704
00:29:32,438 --> 00:29:34,106
once we run out of juice...
705
00:29:34,140 --> 00:29:36,442
You're about to say "Bruno
wakes up," aren't you?
706
00:29:36,475 --> 00:29:38,115
Yeah. Keep this focused
on him, all right?
707
00:29:41,580 --> 00:29:43,382
Mac, go around the
front and check the...
708
00:29:47,053 --> 00:29:48,955
Is this bad? I
think this is bad.
709
00:29:48,988 --> 00:29:50,957
Allie, get out of there
before the door close...
710
00:29:50,990 --> 00:29:51,990
No!
711
00:29:52,859 --> 00:29:54,460
Oh, no.
712
00:29:54,493 --> 00:29:56,395
Allie! Damn it.
713
00:30:28,294 --> 00:30:30,029
Any chance you got a
credit card on you?
714
00:30:30,062 --> 00:30:31,297
Uh, yeah.
715
00:30:42,141 --> 00:30:44,110
It's gonna be okay, man.
716
00:30:44,143 --> 00:30:45,111
We're gonna get her back.
717
00:30:45,144 --> 00:30:46,144
You're damn right we are.
718
00:30:47,106 --> 00:30:48,386
I lost Zoe, we almost lost Cage.
719
00:30:48,410 --> 00:30:49,690
We're not gonna
lose anyone else.
720
00:30:52,451 --> 00:30:54,386
Guys, we've got a big problem.
721
00:30:54,420 --> 00:30:56,620
You mean besides the hacked
military combat drone headed
722
00:30:56,653 --> 00:30:58,333
for the Pentagon with
Allie trapped inside?
723
00:30:58,357 --> 00:31:00,259
Unfortunately, yes.
724
00:31:00,292 --> 00:31:03,395
The Air Force just scrambled
three F-22s with orders
725
00:31:03,429 --> 00:31:05,364
to destroy Bruno on sight.
726
00:31:05,397 --> 00:31:07,333
You guys have, like,
20 minutes, tops,
727
00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:08,406
to get Allie out of there.
728
00:31:08,434 --> 00:31:09,714
Matty, you got to call that off.
729
00:31:09,738 --> 00:31:10,602
Mac, I tried.
730
00:31:10,636 --> 00:31:13,339
Homeland Security thinks
this is the best option.
731
00:31:13,372 --> 00:31:15,241
Well, then, we got to
give them a better one.
732
00:31:15,274 --> 00:31:16,909
In the next 20 minutes?
733
00:31:16,943 --> 00:31:18,110
And if we can't?
734
00:31:19,245 --> 00:31:21,413
We got to hope Jack's gonna
be able to find whoever's
735
00:31:21,447 --> 00:31:23,449
controlling Bruno
before it's too late.
736
00:31:32,124 --> 00:31:34,393
Riley, this place is
absolutely ginormous.
737
00:31:34,426 --> 00:31:37,429
Any chance you can tell me
how to find this scumbag?
738
00:31:37,463 --> 00:31:39,065
RILEY: Sorry, Jack.
739
00:31:39,098 --> 00:31:40,408
I can tell you where
he is on the network,
740
00:31:40,432 --> 00:31:41,333
but not in the real world.
741
00:31:41,367 --> 00:31:43,047
You're just gonna have
to search that place
742
00:31:43,071 --> 00:31:44,238
one I.T. tech at a time.
743
00:31:46,472 --> 00:31:49,375
Or...
744
00:31:49,408 --> 00:31:51,710
I could use an old
high school trick.
745
00:31:53,379 --> 00:31:55,347
Okay, people, everybody out!
746
00:31:55,381 --> 00:31:57,349
Big fire coming this way.
747
00:31:57,383 --> 00:31:59,185
Hey!
748
00:31:59,218 --> 00:32:01,453
Hey! Is minimum wage
worth dying for?
749
00:32:01,487 --> 00:32:03,322
I don't think so, not
last time I checked.
750
00:32:03,355 --> 00:32:04,475
Sir, you like being on fire?
751
00:32:04,499 --> 00:32:06,225
No, no, no, no. That's right.
752
00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:07,994
♫ It's getting hot in here...
753
00:32:08,027 --> 00:32:10,027
No time for eye contact,
sir, think of your family.
754
00:32:13,532 --> 00:32:14,566
And then there was one.
755
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:16,402
What's up, dude?
756
00:32:16,435 --> 00:32:18,604
Riley, coming your way.
757
00:32:18,637 --> 00:32:20,706
Hey, wait a minute.
Don't I know you?
758
00:32:20,739 --> 00:32:22,379
Did you go to my high
school or something?
759
00:32:22,403 --> 00:32:24,576
RILEY: No, Jack, you didn't
go to school with him,
760
00:32:24,610 --> 00:32:25,770
but you have seen him before.
761
00:32:25,794 --> 00:32:27,746
That's Martin Korman.
762
00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:29,581
Founder of the Korman Challenge.
763
00:32:29,615 --> 00:32:32,651
The geek from the robo.
764
00:32:34,553 --> 00:32:36,722
Why would you sabotage
your own thing, man?
765
00:32:36,755 --> 00:32:39,125
Because it's not my thing.
Not anymore.
766
00:32:39,158 --> 00:32:40,326
What do you mean?
767
00:32:40,359 --> 00:32:42,061
I wanted to build
unmanned ambulances
768
00:32:42,094 --> 00:32:43,429
to save wounded soldiers,
769
00:32:43,462 --> 00:32:45,431
but the government just
wanted another weapon.
770
00:32:45,464 --> 00:32:47,184
KORMAN: They want to
take the human element
771
00:32:47,208 --> 00:32:48,634
out of war.
772
00:32:48,667 --> 00:32:51,370
Well, mister, I was the
human element in war.
773
00:32:51,403 --> 00:32:52,580
Believe you me, it's not pretty.
774
00:32:52,604 --> 00:32:54,449
Anything we can do to get the
soldiers off the battlefield
775
00:32:54,473 --> 00:32:55,541
is a good thing, right?
776
00:32:55,574 --> 00:32:57,776
Not if we can't control
what we put in their place.
777
00:32:57,809 --> 00:32:59,645
Touché.
778
00:32:59,678 --> 00:33:02,114
Robots can be hacked.
Human soldiers can't.
779
00:33:02,148 --> 00:33:04,283
When I tried to explain
this to my superiors,
780
00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:06,152
they pulled my
security clearance.
781
00:33:06,185 --> 00:33:08,687
Forced me out. I
had to make them
782
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:10,489
see the mistake
they were making.
783
00:33:10,522 --> 00:33:12,602
And since violence seems to
be all they understand...
784
00:33:12,626 --> 00:33:14,693
What did you program
that thing to do?
785
00:33:14,726 --> 00:33:16,286
RILEY: Unfortunately,
I can answer that.
786
00:33:16,319 --> 00:33:17,639
I just got into
Korman's computer.
787
00:33:17,663 --> 00:33:20,032
He sent Bruno commands to
fire everything it's got
788
00:33:20,066 --> 00:33:21,100
at the Pentagon.
789
00:33:21,133 --> 00:33:24,570
Well, if you're at
Frankenstein's computer, Riley,
790
00:33:24,603 --> 00:33:27,039
can't you just shut
the monster down?
791
00:33:27,073 --> 00:33:28,593
No, I can't. He sent
his final command,
792
00:33:28,617 --> 00:33:30,276
then severed his
connection to Bruno,
793
00:33:30,309 --> 00:33:32,711
making the drone
fully autonomous.
794
00:33:32,744 --> 00:33:34,180
And I can't hack Bruno remotely.
795
00:33:34,213 --> 00:33:36,715
I've tried. Okay. Okay.
796
00:33:36,748 --> 00:33:39,651
Okay, Dr. Frankenstein,
on your feet.
797
00:33:39,685 --> 00:33:42,154
Don't mess around,
I'll put one in you.
798
00:33:42,188 --> 00:33:43,789
Let's go.
799
00:33:45,324 --> 00:33:46,758
Okay.
800
00:33:46,792 --> 00:33:49,728
Come on, Bruno, let me in.
801
00:33:52,431 --> 00:33:54,766
Whoa, whoa, why are you
loading your cannon?
802
00:34:09,792 --> 00:34:10,792
Clear out! Clear out!
803
00:34:10,816 --> 00:34:12,784
Get out of the way!
804
00:34:12,818 --> 00:34:14,052
Move, move!
805
00:34:22,628 --> 00:34:24,596
Matty, was that...
806
00:34:25,497 --> 00:34:27,699
MATTY: No. You still have
807
00:34:27,733 --> 00:34:30,502
nine and a half minutes
before the F-22 is in range.
808
00:34:30,536 --> 00:34:33,572
Okay, Mac, as Jack would
say, time to be brilliant.
809
00:34:33,605 --> 00:34:35,125
So, what you got? At
this exact moment?
810
00:34:35,149 --> 00:34:36,175
Absolutely nothing.
811
00:34:36,208 --> 00:34:37,743
RILEY: Guys, I have an idea.
812
00:34:37,776 --> 00:34:40,312
I can modify Korman's code
to reinstall the kill switch
813
00:34:40,346 --> 00:34:43,315
and shut Bruno down
for good, but...
814
00:34:43,349 --> 00:34:45,884
I-I can't deliver
the code remotely.
815
00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:47,018
What does that mean?
816
00:34:47,052 --> 00:34:47,986
Means you're gonna have to
physically upload the code
817
00:34:48,019 --> 00:34:51,223
by plugging a USB drive
directly into Bruno.
818
00:34:51,257 --> 00:34:53,892
That's insane. MATTY: Agreed.
819
00:34:53,925 --> 00:34:56,728
But right now, insane
is all we've got.
820
00:34:56,762 --> 00:34:58,082
Mac, do you think
you can do this?
821
00:34:58,106 --> 00:35:00,832
What, climb on board an
out-of-control military drone
822
00:35:00,866 --> 00:35:02,601
and find a way inside
in under nine minutes?
823
00:35:02,634 --> 00:35:05,137
Guess we're gonna find out.
824
00:35:13,389 --> 00:35:14,389
PILOT: Andrews, this is
Lima Juliet Niner-Four.
825
00:35:14,413 --> 00:35:15,781
I am three minutes to intercept.
826
00:35:15,814 --> 00:35:17,583
Weapons hot. Preparing to...
827
00:35:17,616 --> 00:35:19,218
W-Wait. What's
that Camaro doing?
828
00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:28,025
BOZER: All right,
download complete.
829
00:35:28,049 --> 00:35:30,162
I got your kill switch, Riley.
830
00:35:30,196 --> 00:35:30,896
Just plug that USB into Bruno,
831
00:35:30,929 --> 00:35:33,632
it should shut him down.
832
00:35:36,741 --> 00:35:39,181
You want to switch drivers in a
speeding car again, don't you?
833
00:35:39,205 --> 00:35:40,645
Unless you want to
jump onto the back
834
00:35:40,669 --> 00:35:43,275
of a hijacked military
drone at 80 miles an hour.
835
00:35:43,309 --> 00:35:44,810
No.
836
00:35:44,843 --> 00:35:47,513
Foot on the gas. All right.
837
00:35:47,546 --> 00:35:49,248
Oh, my bad, my bad.
All right, hold on.
838
00:35:49,281 --> 00:35:51,917
Yeah, I got it now. Oh.
839
00:35:51,950 --> 00:35:53,685
Whoo!
840
00:36:00,959 --> 00:36:02,069
ANDREWS CONTROLLER: Lima
Juliet, we have confirmed
841
00:36:02,093 --> 00:36:04,230
that the civilian vehicle
has vacated the area.
842
00:36:04,263 --> 00:36:06,665
You are clear to arm your
missiles and make your run.
843
00:36:06,698 --> 00:36:08,900
Roger that, Andrews. I'm
armed and coming around
844
00:36:08,934 --> 00:36:10,802
to engage the target.
845
00:36:10,836 --> 00:36:12,738
Allie! Allie, can you hear me?
846
00:36:12,771 --> 00:36:14,773
MacGyver? How did
you get up there?
847
00:36:14,806 --> 00:36:16,808
I'll explain later.
848
00:36:19,342 --> 00:36:20,622
You're a lunatic, you know that?
849
00:36:20,646 --> 00:36:23,615
Yeah, well, I'd like to
remain a living lunatic,
850
00:36:23,649 --> 00:36:25,484
so in order to do that,
851
00:36:25,517 --> 00:36:26,918
I need to give you
this flash drive.
852
00:36:26,952 --> 00:36:28,254
How do we do that?
853
00:36:28,287 --> 00:36:29,921
Okay. There's an air
vent on the back
854
00:36:29,955 --> 00:36:31,923
near the driver's side.
855
00:36:31,957 --> 00:36:33,559
I mean, if there was a driver.
856
00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:37,363
Yep.
857
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:03,255
Okay, there you go. Got it.
858
00:37:03,289 --> 00:37:04,556
Plug and play. Whoa!
859
00:37:13,031 --> 00:37:16,268
Is there, like, a...
status bar or anything?
860
00:37:16,302 --> 00:37:20,839
No. No, I don't think
it's gonna work!
861
00:37:34,386 --> 00:37:35,987
Matty, call off the
air strike now!
862
00:37:36,021 --> 00:37:37,589
Bruno's offline. I repeat,
863
00:37:37,623 --> 00:37:38,757
call off the air strike now!
864
00:37:38,790 --> 00:37:40,058
Air strike, abort.
865
00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:41,927
Repeat: Abort.
866
00:37:49,067 --> 00:37:51,403
PILOT: Roger that.
Mission aborted.
867
00:37:53,104 --> 00:37:55,641
Cut it a little closer
there next time, MacGyver.
868
00:37:55,674 --> 00:37:58,310
Some of us are actually
still breathing.
869
00:38:03,915 --> 00:38:05,617
Hey, you okay?
870
00:38:16,061 --> 00:38:17,763
You jumped out of
a stolen vehicle
871
00:38:17,796 --> 00:38:20,699
onto a killer robot,
872
00:38:20,732 --> 00:38:23,535
and stared down an F-22
with orders to fire.
873
00:38:23,569 --> 00:38:26,738
Yeah, I also smashed my phone.
874
00:38:28,407 --> 00:38:32,811
Why would you do
all that for me?
875
00:38:34,413 --> 00:38:37,048
Well, it's pretty simple.
876
00:38:37,082 --> 00:38:40,352
I don't like seeing
people I care about die.
877
00:38:42,421 --> 00:38:44,356
You still care about...?
878
00:38:44,390 --> 00:38:46,057
Even after everything I've done?
879
00:38:47,426 --> 00:38:48,860
Yes.
880
00:38:48,894 --> 00:38:51,129
Although,
881
00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:53,282
you could work on being a
little bit less competitive.
882
00:38:53,306 --> 00:38:57,002
Nothing wrong with a little
healthy competition.
883
00:38:57,035 --> 00:39:00,672
The key words being
"little" and "healthy."
884
00:39:04,142 --> 00:39:07,112
Korman's been remanded for
psychiatric evaluation
885
00:39:07,145 --> 00:39:09,147
to see if he's fit
to stand trial.
886
00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:10,620
Nothing crazy about
wanting the world
887
00:39:10,644 --> 00:39:11,817
to be a more peaceful place.
888
00:39:11,850 --> 00:39:13,519
JACK: You mean
except for the part
889
00:39:13,552 --> 00:39:14,872
where he hijacked
a military drone
890
00:39:14,896 --> 00:39:16,176
and tried to attack the Pentagon
891
00:39:16,209 --> 00:39:17,249
with it to make his point?
892
00:39:17,277 --> 00:39:20,125
Yeah, except for that part.
Shut up. You shut up.
893
00:39:20,158 --> 00:39:21,403
RILEY: Well, however it
works out in the courts,
894
00:39:21,427 --> 00:39:23,962
at least we know Martin Korman
won't be allowed near a computer
895
00:39:23,995 --> 00:39:26,532
for the rest of his life.
Is it weird
896
00:39:26,565 --> 00:39:27,666
that I'm kind of offended
897
00:39:27,699 --> 00:39:28,899
that he didn't hack our drone?
898
00:39:28,923 --> 00:39:30,602
Super weird. Yes.
899
00:39:30,636 --> 00:39:34,005
At least we'll always
have this, right?
900
00:39:34,039 --> 00:39:35,941
It's all that's left
of Dalton's Nightmare
901
00:39:35,974 --> 00:39:37,208
before Bruno blew it up.
902
00:39:37,242 --> 00:39:40,779
So the government spent a half a
million bucks on a paperweight?
903
00:39:40,812 --> 00:39:43,148
Trust me, it's not the worst
purchase they've ever made.
904
00:39:45,150 --> 00:39:47,486
MATTY: Come on, pizza's
on me if anyone's hungry.
905
00:39:47,519 --> 00:39:48,253
RILEY: Sure.
906
00:39:48,286 --> 00:39:49,888
BOZER: I'm in. Now
you're talking.
907
00:39:49,921 --> 00:39:52,424
All right. Hey, Mac,
hang on a second.
908
00:39:55,157 --> 00:39:56,237
Got you a little something.
909
00:39:56,261 --> 00:39:59,631
I know I'm not your grandpa
or anything, but...
910
00:39:59,665 --> 00:40:01,132
But you're almost
old enough to be?
911
00:40:01,166 --> 00:40:02,133
You looking to get
popped in the mouth?
912
00:40:02,167 --> 00:40:03,134
Saw an opening.
913
00:40:03,168 --> 00:40:04,536
Stop that. That's enough.
914
00:40:04,570 --> 00:40:05,937
I will. Open it.
915
00:40:08,674 --> 00:40:10,442
What?!
916
00:40:10,476 --> 00:40:12,077
Aw, man.
917
00:40:14,112 --> 00:40:15,514
Thanks.
918
00:40:15,547 --> 00:40:17,616
Yeah. Yeah, well, I
kind of realized
919
00:40:17,649 --> 00:40:19,585
it was probably my
fault that you lost it
920
00:40:19,618 --> 00:40:21,019
in the first place, so...
921
00:40:21,052 --> 00:40:23,188
Seriously, man, this means a lot.
Thank you.
922
00:40:23,221 --> 00:40:25,190
Ah, you're welcome.
This is awesome.
923
00:40:25,223 --> 00:40:28,193
Oh, I, uh... got
something for you.
924
00:40:28,226 --> 00:40:30,028
Same thing. Tradeoff.
925
00:40:30,061 --> 00:40:31,863
Hmm. Thanks.
926
00:40:31,897 --> 00:40:34,232
So, you never told me what
happened at your reunion.
927
00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:36,234
Oh. Oh, yeah.
928
00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:38,169
So, so check it out.
929
00:40:38,203 --> 00:40:40,472
Jimmy finally admitted
that he cheated
930
00:40:40,506 --> 00:40:42,207
to beat me out at
homecoming king.
931
00:40:43,675 --> 00:40:44,710
Cheated how?
932
00:40:44,743 --> 00:40:46,623
He stuffed the ballot box.
Can you believe that?
933
00:40:46,647 --> 00:40:48,246
Seriously? Mm-hmm.
934
00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:49,681
And after he
unburdened his soul,
935
00:40:49,715 --> 00:40:51,149
what did you, what did you do?
936
00:40:51,182 --> 00:40:52,851
Let him off the hook.
937
00:40:52,884 --> 00:40:54,553
You did?
938
00:40:54,586 --> 00:40:57,789
Yeah. Yeah, to be honest with
you, I'm glad he cheated.
939
00:40:57,823 --> 00:40:59,991
I mean, if I'd have
won homecoming king
940
00:41:00,025 --> 00:41:01,627
back in high school,
I might have peaked.
941
00:41:01,660 --> 00:41:03,620
You don't want to be peaking
in high school, dude.
942
00:41:03,644 --> 00:41:06,532
But losing gave me the sense
943
00:41:06,565 --> 00:41:08,166
that I have something
to prove, you know?
944
00:41:08,199 --> 00:41:10,035
It kind of fueled the
rest of my life.
945
00:41:10,068 --> 00:41:12,108
It's probably why I joined
the Army, became a Delta,
946
00:41:12,132 --> 00:41:13,839
applied for the CIA.
947
00:41:13,872 --> 00:41:16,575
You know, losing that stupid
homecoming king crown,
948
00:41:16,608 --> 00:41:18,043
which means nothing,
949
00:41:18,076 --> 00:41:19,578
was probably the best thing
950
00:41:19,611 --> 00:41:22,147
I ever could have
done for myself.
951
00:41:22,180 --> 00:41:24,249
These are all great things.
952
00:41:24,282 --> 00:41:26,752
I just, I wish you had
said something sooner.
953
00:41:42,300 --> 00:41:44,603
You won by a unanimous
vote, Jack.
954
00:41:44,636 --> 00:41:45,971
WOMAN: All right, Jack!
955
00:41:49,641 --> 00:41:51,777
Man, y'all didn't
have to do this.
956
00:41:51,810 --> 00:41:54,212
Oh, so you don't want the crown?
957
00:41:54,245 --> 00:41:55,645
You kidding me? Of
course I want it.
958
00:41:55,669 --> 00:41:57,805
WOMAN: Come on! Put it on, Jack!
959
00:42:08,660 --> 00:42:12,263
ALL: Speech! Speech!
Speech! Speech!
960
00:42:14,766 --> 00:42:16,768
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961
00:42:19,605 --> 00:42:22,941
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962
00:42:22,974 --> 00:42:25,210
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963
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964
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