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Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become
a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM
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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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(ENGINE CHUGGING)
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(TRAIN HOOTING)
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Budapest.
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- The next stop's Budapest.
- (ALL GASPING)
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Budapest is the next stop.
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Budapest.
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Tickets, ladies.
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(IN FALSETTO)
Oop, here you go.
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- (IN FALSETTO) Here's mine.
- (IN FALSETTO) And mine.
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- (IN FALSETTO) Mine, too!
- (IN FALSETTO) Here you go!
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Thank you, young man.
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(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Man, I hate wearing disguises.
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These heels are killing me.
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Okay, take it down a notch.
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We don't want to alarm
the humans.
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(BOY WHIMPERING)
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Psst. Drac.
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(GERMAN ACCENT)
I'm about to und freak out!
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You're a nice kitty.
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I'm und kitty-cat.
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Meow. Meow!
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(ALL GASP)
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Oh, no,
not this clown again.
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Good evening, travelers.
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I am Professor
Abraham Van Helsing.
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Yes. One of the Van Helsings.
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For centuries, my family
has protected humanity
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from the evils of monsters.
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So you can believe me
when I tell you,
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there are monsters
hiding amongst you!
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(LOUD CLUCKING)
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But fear not,
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for I am a professional,
and I know how to flush out
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these beasts
and bring them into the light!
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Fire bad!
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(YOWLING)
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- (SCREAMING)
- (CHICKEN CLUCKING)
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(ALL WHIMPERING)
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(YELPING)
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FRANKENSTEIN: Whoa!
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Sorry, guys.
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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(ALL GRUNTING AND GROANING)
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(MURRAY SCREAMING)
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Finally! First I kill Dracula,
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and then
the rest of the monsters!
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Why do you keep doing this?
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Your dad, your grandfather,
your great-great-granny...
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I defeated them all.
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When will you Van Helsings ever
learn to let go of the hate?
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Never! Because you,
monster, are a...
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(HIGH-PITCHED)
Eh, squeak, squeak.
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What? A mouse?
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VAN HELSING: Ahhh!
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You can't run from me,
Prince of Darkness!
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I will hunt you
for all eternity!
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(SCREAMS)
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I swear I will never rest until
I destroy you... (GROANS)
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And... (YELPS)
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Every... (GROANS)
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Other...
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Monster... Ow!
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If it's the last thing...
(GROANS)
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I... (GRUNTS)
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Ever... (GROANS)
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Do!
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(THUNDER CRASHING)
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Boy, that guy is annoying.
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Maybe one day
there will be a place
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where monsters can go
to get away from it all,
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take a vacation.
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Who knows,
maybe even get married.
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Wouldn't that be something?
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(SCREAMING)
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(THUNDER CRASHING)
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- (HERE COMES THE BRIDE PLAYING)
- (BAND MOANING MELODY)
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GUESTS: Hmm?
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(BABIES BAWLING IN DISTANCE)
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(SHUSHING) It's okay.
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Oh, when is
this thing starting?
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Aw, you made them cry,
Wayne.
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All except this little one.
Coochie-coochie...
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WAYNE: That's Sunny.
She doesn't cry.
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(YELPING IN PAIN)
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- She bites.
- (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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- This is a very special moment, Carl.
- (WHIMPERING)
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Any second, your beautiful bride is
going to walk right down the aisle.
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Oh, no, Drac,
she's not coming.
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- (AIR DEFLATING)
- Oh, don't worry.
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Mavis is with her. I'm sure
everything is under control.
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Mavey, is everything
under control?
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Um, yep, just a slight case
of pre-wedding jitters.
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(SCREAMING)
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Ahhh!
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(HISSING)
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(WHIMPERING)
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Yep, everything is
fine here.
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(SOBBING)
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Please try to relax, Lucy.
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I've taken care
of everything.
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The wedding
is going to be perfect.
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It's not that.
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Just, how do I know
I'm doing the right thing?
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(BLOWING NOSE)
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(GLASS SHATTERS)
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- (CRYING)
- I know just how you feel.
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The day I married Johnny was
the best day of my life,
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but I was so nervous.
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Not as nervous
as I was.
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And you should have seen my dad.
He was a mess.
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I wouldn't get out
of my coffin that night.
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But he knew
it was meant to be.
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It doesn't matter
where you come from
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or how different
you are.
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A Zing only happens
once in your life,
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and you have to
cherish it.
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(CRIES, CHUCKLES)
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ALL: Aw.
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You're right! Thank you!
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(GRUNTING) Okay.
All right. Okay.
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Oh. Uh... Okay.
(FORCED CHUCKLE)
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(BLABBING)
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I do.
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(BLABBING)
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I do.
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(BLABBING)
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- (WEDDING MARCH PLAYING)
- (ALL CHEERING, WHOOPING)
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(DISTANT THUDDING, RUMBLING)
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Do you hear that?
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Yes. I thought we
locked him in his room.
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We did!
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- (BARKING)
- DENNIS: Whoa! Whoa!
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- (PANTING)
- Hi, Mom. Hi, Papa.
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- Dennis!
- Dennis!
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Tinkles was crying,
so we let him out.
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(BARKING)
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Ahhh!
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Tinkles, sit!
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(TINKLES WHINING)
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DRACULA: Ah. Whose idea was it
to let Dennis have a puppy?
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- Um... Yours?
- (CHUCKLES SHEEPISHLY)
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(STAMMERS)
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Right.
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Poor Tinkles.
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MAVIS: Dennis...
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Look, honey,
I know you love Tinkles,
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but we're not allowed
to bring our dogs...
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- (GASPS)
- Uh... I mean, our pets everywhere.
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Okay?
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Okay.
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(UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING)
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- ♪ I'm in love
- ♪ I'm in love with a monster ♪
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DJ Jazzy Johnny in the house.
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It's time to welcome the happy
couple, Mr. and Mrs. Prickles!
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- (ALWAYS AND FOREVER PLAYING)
- CROWD: Aw!
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JONATHAN: The bride and groom
invite everyone
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to join them
on the dance floor.
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♪ Always and forever
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FEMALE MONSTER:
Care to dance?
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♪ Each moment with you ♪
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GRIFFIN: Is that her?
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Ooh! Watch out now.
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She got stitches
in all the right places.
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Okay, there's no way that
is related to you, Frank.
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No, she's
my right arm's cousin.
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(CHUCKLES)
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- (BONES CRUNCHING)
- Ay! Oh!
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- Oh!
- GRIFFIN: Ah! I see it now.
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- Frank wanted me to meet you.
- (BONES CRUNCHING)
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We're arm cousins,
twice removed.
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DRACULA: Of course.
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I'd recognize that bicep
anywhere.
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He thought, since we're both
single, we might hit it off,
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maybe go on a date?
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DRACULA: "Date"? Oh!
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Well, eh,
it's just that, eh...
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- (ROCK MUSIC BEGINS)
- Whoa!
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The DJ booth
is a sacred space!
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(GIGGLES) I love this song!
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(GIGGLING)
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Don't you?
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Dracula?
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Oh, where'd he go?
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Dracula?
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(DEEP GROWL)
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What's the matter, Drac,
you didn't like her?
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No offense, but you
can't be too picky.
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You haven't had a date
in 100 years.
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Look, guys, I appreciate your
concern, but it's not up to me.
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You only Zing once,
and I did.
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Times have changed, buddy.
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You can even find someone to
Zing with on your phone now.
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What? Really?
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Oh. Oh, no, no, no.
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I'm far too busy.
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I have Mavis and Dennis and the
hotel, and bleh, bleh-bleh.
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Um, did you guys
hear that?
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He actually said,
"Bleh, bleh-bleh."
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I don't say,
"Bleh, bleh-bleh"!
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(BEEPS)
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(AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE
SPEAKING)
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Eh, uh,
I'm looking for a Zing.
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- Okay. Changing phone ring.
- (RINGTONE PLAYS)
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No, no.
I'm looking for a date.
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(AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE
SPEAKING)
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No, no, no.
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I want to meet someone.
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(AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE
SPEAKING)
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Are you kidding me right now?
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Don't you get it?
I want to go on a date!
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I'm lonely.
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(AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE
SPEAKING)
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- You want baloney.
- (GROANS)
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- (CELL PHONE CONTINUES PINGING)
- (DRACULA SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
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(MUMBLES)
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What? Look at
that hair. Come on.
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Ah. Too many eyes.
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Too few eyes.
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- Not into tentacles.
- (CELL PHONE CHIMES)
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"Match found"?
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- (CELL PHONE RINGING)
- No, no, no!
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First things first.
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- (CATS SNARL)
- Whoa!
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I'm not into games.
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You'd better have a job,
and my cats have to like you.
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- (CATS YOWLING)
- (DRACULA EXCLAIMING)
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DRACULA: Oh, no.
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Oh, whoa, no.
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Dad?
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Oh! Mavis! Oh.
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Uh, what are you doing here?
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I was just checking on the honeymoon
suite, and I heard something.
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Oh, I'm sorry,
my little bedbug.
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I was just cleaning
the attic.
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(SCATTING MELODY)
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It's so dirty, ah, yes...
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- WITCH: (OVER PHONE) Who is that?
- Are you on the phone?
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What, this? I was just
trying to find a maid
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- to help me with the mess.
- WITCH: A maid?
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Who do you think...
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Thank you,
I'll check your references
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and get back to you. Goodbye!
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(RESUMES SCATTING MELODY)
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- Dad.
- (STAMMERS)
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Stop trying to
hide it from me.
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Hide? Who?
I mean, what? Me?
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Yes.
250
00:11:23,374 --> 00:11:25,340
And I know what it is.
251
00:11:25,342 --> 00:11:27,243
Uh... Really?
252
00:11:27,245 --> 00:11:29,978
You're stressed out
from working too hard.
253
00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:31,280
Oh!
254
00:11:31,282 --> 00:11:32,513
Okay, yes.
255
00:11:32,515 --> 00:11:34,049
You got me.
256
00:11:34,051 --> 00:11:36,185
It's a big hotel,
you know?
257
00:11:36,187 --> 00:11:37,920
Can't get to everything.
258
00:11:37,922 --> 00:11:39,054
But what about you?
259
00:11:39,056 --> 00:11:41,055
You're pretty busy yourself.
260
00:11:41,057 --> 00:11:44,359
I know. It seems like now that
we're working together more,
261
00:11:44,361 --> 00:11:46,929
we're seeing
each other less.
262
00:11:46,931 --> 00:11:49,230
Ah. Yeah.
You're absolutely right.
263
00:11:49,232 --> 00:11:52,166
I am working too much,
you're working too much.
264
00:11:52,168 --> 00:11:55,271
We should really take a break,
starting right now.
265
00:11:55,273 --> 00:11:56,441
Night-night.
266
00:12:00,311 --> 00:12:01,343
(SIGHS)
267
00:12:01,345 --> 00:12:02,411
WITCH: I'm still here!
268
00:12:02,413 --> 00:12:03,679
(CAT YOWLS)
269
00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:05,884
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)
270
00:12:10,053 --> 00:12:11,923
(ALL SNORING)
271
00:12:15,192 --> 00:12:16,193
Aw.
272
00:12:18,296 --> 00:12:20,296
Oh! Hey, honey.
273
00:12:20,298 --> 00:12:22,397
You ready for (YAWNS)
274
00:12:22,399 --> 00:12:24,166
date night?
275
00:12:24,168 --> 00:12:25,434
- (YAWNS)
- Aw.
276
00:12:25,436 --> 00:12:26,634
That's okay, sweetheart.
277
00:12:26,636 --> 00:12:28,103
You rest.
278
00:12:28,105 --> 00:12:29,608
- (RESUMES SNORING)
- (SIGHS)
279
00:12:31,442 --> 00:12:33,175
You know, Dad's right.
280
00:12:33,177 --> 00:12:34,977
We need a break.
281
00:12:34,979 --> 00:12:38,046
We need to all be together
again, like a family.
282
00:12:38,048 --> 00:12:39,317
Like we used to.
283
00:12:42,352 --> 00:12:45,087
MAN: (ON TV) Are you
overworked and stressed out?
284
00:12:45,089 --> 00:12:47,289
- (GRUNTS)
- Do you need some family time?
285
00:12:47,291 --> 00:12:49,391
Are you a monster?
286
00:12:49,393 --> 00:12:51,694
Then you need a vacation,
287
00:12:51,696 --> 00:12:54,028
a monster vacation.
288
00:12:54,030 --> 00:12:57,034
♪ Sail away, sail away,
sail away ♪
289
00:12:58,535 --> 00:13:01,469
STEWARDESS: Welcome aboard
Gremlin Air.
290
00:13:01,471 --> 00:13:03,408
(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
291
00:13:05,275 --> 00:13:07,041
(CACKLING)
292
00:13:07,043 --> 00:13:08,710
- Ah!
- (SCREAMS)
293
00:13:08,712 --> 00:13:10,378
(SHOUTING GIBBERISH)
294
00:13:10,380 --> 00:13:12,547
(CACKLING)
295
00:13:12,549 --> 00:13:15,185
(GREMLINS GRUNTING
AND CHATTERING)
296
00:13:16,653 --> 00:13:18,487
(GREMLIN CACKLING)
297
00:13:18,489 --> 00:13:20,388
Ladies and gentlemen,
298
00:13:20,390 --> 00:13:22,757
please direct your attention
to the front of the cabin.
299
00:13:22,759 --> 00:13:25,227
For your safety, please
unbuckle your seat belts.
300
00:13:25,229 --> 00:13:26,695
Ooh.
301
00:13:26,697 --> 00:13:28,129
(SCREAMS, GRUNTS)
302
00:13:28,131 --> 00:13:30,232
(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
303
00:13:30,234 --> 00:13:32,267
In the likely event we experience
a sudden drop in cabin pressure,
304
00:13:32,269 --> 00:13:33,971
oxygen will be provided.
305
00:13:34,672 --> 00:13:36,338
(GREMLIN BLOWING)
306
00:13:36,340 --> 00:13:38,272
Can I stow that
for you, sir?
307
00:13:38,274 --> 00:13:39,476
All right. Thanks.
308
00:13:41,578 --> 00:13:44,012
Beverages. Snacks. Beverages.
309
00:13:44,014 --> 00:13:45,748
Beverages. Snacks.
310
00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:47,181
Beverages.
311
00:13:47,183 --> 00:13:48,452
(BUZZING)
312
00:13:50,587 --> 00:13:52,621
- (BONES CRUNCH)
- Ahhh!
313
00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:54,723
- Coffee?
- That would be lovely.
314
00:13:54,725 --> 00:13:56,224
(SCREAMING)
315
00:13:56,226 --> 00:13:58,526
- (RUBBER DUCKY SQUEAKING)
- (CACKLES)
316
00:13:58,528 --> 00:13:59,530
(GRUNTS)
317
00:14:01,164 --> 00:14:03,732
Mavis, please,
you're torturing me.
318
00:14:03,734 --> 00:14:06,068
You know I hate surprises.
319
00:14:06,070 --> 00:14:08,403
(CHUCKLES) This is
a fun surprise.
320
00:14:08,405 --> 00:14:10,472
There are no fun surprises.
321
00:14:10,474 --> 00:14:12,306
Just tell me
where we're going.
322
00:14:12,308 --> 00:14:13,776
Why are we on a plane?
323
00:14:13,778 --> 00:14:15,676
We can fly, you know.
324
00:14:15,678 --> 00:14:18,280
Back in my day,
people took trains.
325
00:14:18,282 --> 00:14:19,714
Now, that's classy.
326
00:14:19,716 --> 00:14:22,751
Sure, Dad. Forty hours
in a closet-sized room
327
00:14:22,753 --> 00:14:25,653
with you and Uncle Bernie
and his smelly cigars,
328
00:14:25,655 --> 00:14:27,623
arguing who was
more attractive,
329
00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:29,391
Cleopatra or Nefertiti.
330
00:14:29,393 --> 00:14:31,426
(GROANS) Nefertiti.
331
00:14:31,428 --> 00:14:33,161
- Okay, Dad, thank you.
- (LAUGHS)
332
00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:36,330
Mavis, this is
such an amazing surprise!
333
00:14:36,332 --> 00:14:40,201
I can't wait to spend time
with the people I love most.
334
00:14:40,203 --> 00:14:44,272
But I beg of you,
tell me where we're going!
335
00:14:44,274 --> 00:14:48,109
Nope. I've taken care of everything,
so you don't need to worry.
336
00:14:48,111 --> 00:14:49,677
You've been
so stressed out lately.
337
00:14:49,679 --> 00:14:52,049
It's time for you to relax.
338
00:14:57,321 --> 00:14:58,322
(MAVIS CHUCKLES)
339
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:01,857
- (GRUNTS)
- Now, isn't that better?
340
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:03,358
Oh, yes.
341
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:04,696
So relaxed.
342
00:15:07,530 --> 00:15:10,132
I'm gonna go check
on you-know-who.
343
00:15:10,134 --> 00:15:11,733
I'll be right back.
344
00:15:11,735 --> 00:15:14,103
- I have to go to the bathroom.
- (GREMLIN CACKLES)
345
00:15:14,105 --> 00:15:15,337
Hey, did you see that?
346
00:15:15,339 --> 00:15:16,872
Dennis went to the bathroom!
347
00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:18,710
Uh... Okay.
348
00:15:22,413 --> 00:15:24,448
Psst. Hey, where are you?
349
00:15:27,784 --> 00:15:29,383
(WHINES)
350
00:15:29,385 --> 00:15:31,353
There you are, Tinkles.
351
00:15:31,355 --> 00:15:34,723
Don't worry, we'd never
leave you home alone.
352
00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:35,858
PILOT: (OVER PA) Okay, folks,
you're free to move
353
00:15:35,860 --> 00:15:37,258
about the cabin, as we have
354
00:15:37,260 --> 00:15:38,596
started our descent.
355
00:15:41,432 --> 00:15:43,198
(ENGINE WHINES)
356
00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:44,201
(SCREAMING)
357
00:15:48,905 --> 00:15:51,108
- (OVEN DINGS)
- (MUZAK PLAYING)
358
00:15:52,509 --> 00:15:53,842
(ALARM BEEPING)
359
00:15:53,844 --> 00:15:56,478
So, any big plans
for the weekend there, Bill?
360
00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:57,845
Oh, you know,
the usual.
361
00:15:57,847 --> 00:15:59,647
Got to take the kids
to soccer.
362
00:15:59,649 --> 00:16:00,784
(BOTH SLURPING)
363
00:16:04,154 --> 00:16:05,320
STEWARDESS: Snacks. Beverages.
364
00:16:05,322 --> 00:16:07,658
Snacks. Beverages. Snacks.
365
00:16:13,429 --> 00:16:14,832
(HULL CREAKING)
366
00:16:20,203 --> 00:16:22,938
Ladies and gentlemen, we've
arrived at our destination,
367
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,542
the Bermuda Triangle.
368
00:16:36,754 --> 00:16:38,656
ALL: Ooh!
369
00:16:39,923 --> 00:16:41,860
(PASSENGERS WHOOPING,
LAUGHING)
370
00:17:14,758 --> 00:17:17,292
Welcome to
the Bermuda Triangle,
371
00:17:17,294 --> 00:17:21,299
where you'll embark on a
monster cruise of a lifetime.
372
00:17:25,469 --> 00:17:26,867
A cruise?
373
00:17:26,869 --> 00:17:28,737
Surprise!
374
00:17:28,739 --> 00:17:30,372
(GRUMBLES)
Oh, no, you... No.
375
00:17:30,374 --> 00:17:34,776
But it's just like a hotel
on the water.
376
00:17:34,778 --> 00:17:36,944
I just figured
you need a vacation
377
00:17:36,946 --> 00:17:39,448
from running
everyone else's vacation.
378
00:17:39,450 --> 00:17:42,284
You've barely been
out of the hotel since...
379
00:17:42,286 --> 00:17:45,353
Well, since Mom died.
380
00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:47,488
But this is a chance
to make new memories,
381
00:17:47,490 --> 00:17:48,789
with all of us.
382
00:17:48,791 --> 00:17:50,992
With Dennis.
383
00:17:50,994 --> 00:17:56,466
- Boat!
- Boat!
384
00:17:59,903 --> 00:18:02,871
Who made you
such an amazing daughter?
385
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:04,038
You.
386
00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:05,539
(CHUCKLES) That's right!
387
00:18:05,541 --> 00:18:07,508
What a father I am.
388
00:18:07,510 --> 00:18:09,978
Come on, Denisovich,
let's get cruising!
389
00:18:09,980 --> 00:18:11,348
- DENNIS: Yay!
- (DRACULA CHUCKLES)
390
00:18:12,348 --> 00:18:14,915
(WITCHES CACKLING)
391
00:18:14,917 --> 00:18:16,853
(WHOOPING, CACKLING)
392
00:18:31,868 --> 00:18:33,403
- DENNIS: Wow!
- (ALL GASP)
393
00:18:37,674 --> 00:18:39,243
(HORN BLOWING)
394
00:18:41,778 --> 00:18:42,779
(FAINT CHEERING)
395
00:18:54,791 --> 00:18:56,660
(PUPPIES CRYING AND GROWLING)
396
00:18:57,894 --> 00:19:01,028
Okay. Smile.
397
00:19:01,030 --> 00:19:02,564
- (CRYING RESUMES)
- Thank you.
398
00:19:02,566 --> 00:19:04,535
(CACKLING)
399
00:19:11,709 --> 00:19:13,010
Ow!
400
00:19:14,044 --> 00:19:15,847
DENNIS: "No pets allowed"?
401
00:19:16,814 --> 00:19:17,815
Uh-oh.
402
00:19:27,657 --> 00:19:28,659
Perfect.
403
00:19:32,863 --> 00:19:34,462
(GROANS)
404
00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:36,597
FISH MAN: Welcome aboard.
How are you doing?
405
00:19:36,599 --> 00:19:37,998
- Dennis, come on.
- FISH MAN: Nice to see you.
406
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,534
Oh, lovely shirt. Yes.
407
00:19:39,536 --> 00:19:42,340
Oh, hello.
Welcome aboard.
408
00:19:49,645 --> 00:19:52,080
Uh, this is Bob.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
409
00:19:52,082 --> 00:19:53,681
Say hi, Bob.
410
00:19:53,683 --> 00:19:54,851
"Hi, Bob."
411
00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:04,860
Oh, my gosh, Griffin.
412
00:20:04,862 --> 00:20:06,694
I'm, like, so excited.
413
00:20:06,696 --> 00:20:08,963
This is, like, the nicest
hotel I've ever been to.
414
00:20:08,965 --> 00:20:10,565
GRIFFIN: Yeah! (CHUCKLES)
415
00:20:10,567 --> 00:20:12,167
Man, this is amazing!
416
00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:13,768
There's so much to do!
417
00:20:13,770 --> 00:20:15,772
Olympic-size swimming pool...
418
00:20:16,940 --> 00:20:18,609
All-you-can-eat buffet...
419
00:20:20,911 --> 00:20:22,043
(MUFFLED GRUNTING)
420
00:20:22,045 --> 00:20:24,645
Full-service spa...
421
00:20:24,647 --> 00:20:27,481
Whoo! I'm gonna get me
a seaweed rewrap!
422
00:20:27,483 --> 00:20:30,485
Wow, it sounds like
everything we can do
423
00:20:30,487 --> 00:20:31,952
at our hotel!
424
00:20:31,954 --> 00:20:34,655
Except on the water!
425
00:20:34,657 --> 00:20:36,690
(MURRAY CACKLING)
426
00:20:36,692 --> 00:20:40,161
- (FIREWORKS EXPLODING)
- (SHRIEKING)
427
00:20:40,163 --> 00:20:42,467
- (CROWD GASPING)
- (WHINING)
428
00:20:43,433 --> 00:20:45,534
(CROWD GASPING)
429
00:20:45,536 --> 00:20:48,737
ALL: Ooh! Ah!
430
00:20:48,739 --> 00:20:50,671
- (GIGGLING)
- Wow!
431
00:20:50,673 --> 00:20:51,840
You nailed it, honey.
432
00:20:51,842 --> 00:20:54,074
Your dad is going to
love this!
433
00:20:54,076 --> 00:20:56,010
Best summer vacation ever!
434
00:20:56,012 --> 00:20:57,912
Wait till you see
the itinerary.
435
00:20:57,914 --> 00:20:59,480
- (FIREWORK EXPLODES)
- Oh!
436
00:20:59,482 --> 00:21:00,849
That's nice.
437
00:21:00,851 --> 00:21:03,617
Frank, "fire bad." Remember?
438
00:21:03,619 --> 00:21:06,220
Oh, yeah, right, but,
uh, maybe you'll find
439
00:21:06,222 --> 00:21:08,789
your own fireworks
on the cruise, huh?
440
00:21:08,791 --> 00:21:10,859
It's not the Love Boat, Frank.
441
00:21:10,861 --> 00:21:13,865
I'm just here to have fun
with my family.
442
00:21:16,098 --> 00:21:18,735
- (GRUNTING)
- DRACULA: Huh?
443
00:21:20,671 --> 00:21:21,870
Ha!
444
00:21:21,872 --> 00:21:22,970
Ahoy there!
445
00:21:22,972 --> 00:21:24,538
Welcome aboard!
446
00:21:24,540 --> 00:21:25,707
(GREETS IN SPANISH)
447
00:21:25,709 --> 00:21:26,775
(GREETS IN GERMAN)
448
00:21:26,777 --> 00:21:28,176
(GREETS IN RUSSIAN)
449
00:21:28,178 --> 00:21:29,244
(GREETS IN OTHER LANGUAGE)
450
00:21:29,246 --> 00:21:30,745
(PURRS)
451
00:21:30,747 --> 00:21:32,016
(DEEP GROWL)
452
00:21:32,849 --> 00:21:34,718
Whoa! Who is that?
453
00:21:39,490 --> 00:21:41,623
I am Captain Ericka.
454
00:21:41,625 --> 00:21:44,492
And, yes, I'm human. But
don't hold that against me.
455
00:21:44,494 --> 00:21:47,562
I could not be more excited
to have all of you on board
456
00:21:47,564 --> 00:21:50,097
our first-ever
monster cruise!
457
00:21:50,099 --> 00:21:51,168
(ALL CHEERING)
458
00:21:53,135 --> 00:21:55,737
(RAPID HEARTBEAT)
459
00:21:55,739 --> 00:21:57,741
Whoo-hoo! (CHUCKLES)
460
00:21:59,209 --> 00:22:00,909
Dad? Are you okay?
461
00:22:00,911 --> 00:22:03,245
Eeny feeny fanny
foonyah wah wah?
462
00:22:03,247 --> 00:22:05,279
Oh, no! He's having
a heart attack!
463
00:22:05,281 --> 00:22:07,248
Drac? Not likely.
464
00:22:07,250 --> 00:22:09,683
Yeah, the only heart attack that can
hurt him is with a wooden stake.
465
00:22:09,685 --> 00:22:10,818
It must be a stroke!
466
00:22:10,820 --> 00:22:12,821
Actually, I think
it might be her.
467
00:22:12,823 --> 00:22:15,789
Ow! Watch where you're pointing,
mister, I'm right here.
468
00:22:15,791 --> 00:22:17,625
You always stand
so close to me.
469
00:22:17,627 --> 00:22:19,561
It's creepy.
470
00:22:19,563 --> 00:22:22,730
For so long, monsters were
hiding, living in the shadows,
471
00:22:22,732 --> 00:22:24,699
but not anymore!
472
00:22:24,701 --> 00:22:28,702
You've stood up and waved
your hand or claw or tentacle
473
00:22:28,704 --> 00:22:33,674
and said, "We're here, we're hairy,
and it is our right to be scary!"
474
00:22:33,676 --> 00:22:35,545
(ALL CHEERING)
475
00:22:36,712 --> 00:22:39,113
Now it's time to celebrate!
476
00:22:39,115 --> 00:22:42,217
You'll enjoy gourmet dining,
thrilling adventures,
477
00:22:42,219 --> 00:22:43,985
and nonstop entertainment,
478
00:22:43,987 --> 00:22:47,087
all on the way
to our final destination,
479
00:22:47,089 --> 00:22:50,190
the lost city
that isn't lost anymore,
480
00:22:50,192 --> 00:22:52,861
Atlantis!
481
00:22:52,863 --> 00:22:54,599
(CROWD CHEERING)
482
00:22:57,166 --> 00:22:58,667
Oh, yeah!
483
00:22:58,669 --> 00:23:00,067
Whoo-hoo!
484
00:23:00,069 --> 00:23:02,304
Whoa!
The fish are acrobats!
485
00:23:02,306 --> 00:23:04,139
They're fishcrobats!
486
00:23:04,141 --> 00:23:05,676
- (JONATHAN GRUNTING)
- (MAVIS CHUCKLES)
487
00:23:07,243 --> 00:23:09,710
Hello. How y'all doing?
488
00:23:09,712 --> 00:23:11,912
- (SULTRY MUSIC PLAYING)
- So...
489
00:23:11,914 --> 00:23:15,286
You must be
the one and only Dracula.
490
00:23:17,153 --> 00:23:20,721
I have waited so long
to meet you.
491
00:23:20,723 --> 00:23:22,856
Wow, you really don't age,
do you?
492
00:23:22,858 --> 00:23:24,292
I would kill
for your skin.
493
00:23:24,294 --> 00:23:27,696
(CHUCKLES) Eh doobeeday
shoolah eh koobeeday?
494
00:23:27,698 --> 00:23:29,631
Oh. You're speaking
Transylvanian.
495
00:23:29,633 --> 00:23:31,065
Oh. Always wanted
to learn.
496
00:23:31,067 --> 00:23:33,934
Uh, eh doobeeday
shoolah koobeeday?
497
00:23:33,936 --> 00:23:36,071
- Eh koobeeday.
- Koobeeday.
498
00:23:36,073 --> 00:23:37,939
- Eh koobeeday.
- Koobeeday.
499
00:23:37,941 --> 00:23:39,975
Eh doobeeday
shoolah koobeeday.
500
00:23:39,977 --> 00:23:42,744
Doolah-day shoolah koobeeday.
501
00:23:42,746 --> 00:23:44,979
Oh, such a romantic language.
502
00:23:44,981 --> 00:23:46,914
You know, there's just
something about an accent
503
00:23:46,916 --> 00:23:50,317
that makes a man
sound so intelligent.
504
00:23:50,319 --> 00:23:51,885
- Alibooboo.
- (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
505
00:23:51,887 --> 00:23:53,622
That's Transylvanian
right there.
506
00:23:53,624 --> 00:23:55,724
He's saying
it's nice to meet you.
507
00:23:55,726 --> 00:23:59,393
(CHUCKLES) Well, then
"alibooboo" to you as well.
508
00:23:59,395 --> 00:24:02,930
- Alibooboo. Alibooboo.
- Drac! Drac, snap out of it.
509
00:24:02,932 --> 00:24:04,865
Wait. I've always wanted
to do this.
510
00:24:04,867 --> 00:24:06,934
Wake up! Wake up, Drac!
(SLAPPING)
511
00:24:06,936 --> 00:24:08,202
Snap out of it!
512
00:24:08,204 --> 00:24:09,703
Hey, cut it out!
513
00:24:09,705 --> 00:24:11,006
Hey, buddy, you okay?
514
00:24:11,008 --> 00:24:13,674
No, not okay.
515
00:24:13,676 --> 00:24:15,043
Not okay!
516
00:24:15,045 --> 00:24:17,112
(STAMMERS)
I... I...
517
00:24:17,114 --> 00:24:18,646
I...
518
00:24:18,648 --> 00:24:20,216
Zinged.
519
00:24:34,064 --> 00:24:36,300
- (PARTY MUSIC PLAYING)
- (LIVELY CHATTER)
520
00:24:39,970 --> 00:24:41,939
(PLAYING DOWNTOWN)
521
00:24:48,679 --> 00:24:50,812
(SPOKEN SINGING) ♪ I went to the
moped store, I said, "Sell it"
522
00:24:50,814 --> 00:24:53,248
♪ Salesman's like, "What up?
What's your budget?"
523
00:24:53,250 --> 00:24:55,049
♪ And I'm like, "Honestly, I
don't know nothin' about mopeds"
524
00:24:55,051 --> 00:24:57,384
♪ He said, "I got the one
for you, follow me"
525
00:24:57,386 --> 00:24:59,353
♪ Ooh, it's too real
526
00:24:59,355 --> 00:25:02,323
♪ A chromed-out mirror,
I don't need a windshield ♪
527
00:25:02,325 --> 00:25:05,028
(VLAD SCATTING JAUNTY TUNE)
528
00:25:08,330 --> 00:25:10,699
Mmm!
529
00:25:10,701 --> 00:25:12,467
VLAD:
♪ It's a lovely day ♪
530
00:25:12,469 --> 00:25:13,735
- Ooh!
- Oh!
531
00:25:13,737 --> 00:25:14,772
Check that out!
532
00:25:15,838 --> 00:25:18,075
VLAD: Ah! (CHUCKLES)
533
00:25:20,810 --> 00:25:23,244
(SIGHS) Here we go.
534
00:25:23,246 --> 00:25:24,749
- Mmm, yummy.
- (GROWLS)
535
00:25:28,250 --> 00:25:30,186
(GRUNTING)
536
00:25:32,355 --> 00:25:34,057
(SIGHS)
537
00:25:36,192 --> 00:25:37,260
WITCH: Ah!
538
00:25:38,862 --> 00:25:41,065
WOMAN:
♪ Auf Wiedersehen
539
00:25:42,199 --> 00:25:45,102
♪ Danke schoen ♪
540
00:25:46,368 --> 00:25:48,438
(MUFFLED GROANING)
541
00:25:50,307 --> 00:25:52,073
(GASPS)
542
00:25:52,075 --> 00:25:53,507
(MUFFLED GROANING)
543
00:25:53,509 --> 00:25:54,711
(RETCHES)
544
00:25:56,346 --> 00:25:57,347
Papa.
545
00:25:59,115 --> 00:26:01,352
- (BARKING, CRYING)
- (GASPING)
546
00:26:02,952 --> 00:26:04,788
(PUPPIES WAILING)
547
00:26:10,926 --> 00:26:13,128
"Kids Club."
548
00:26:13,130 --> 00:26:14,832
What's a kids club?
549
00:26:17,267 --> 00:26:18,432
(MONSTER BABY BELCHES)
550
00:26:18,434 --> 00:26:20,301
(GRUNTS, GIGGLES)
551
00:26:20,303 --> 00:26:21,305
Whee!
552
00:26:22,204 --> 00:26:23,206
Whee!
553
00:26:25,808 --> 00:26:28,343
- Fish.
- That's right, dear.
554
00:26:28,345 --> 00:26:29,943
I'm still not sure
I understand.
555
00:26:29,945 --> 00:26:33,480
You take my kids,
all day, on purpose?
556
00:26:33,482 --> 00:26:34,915
Fish.
557
00:26:34,917 --> 00:26:36,183
That's right.
558
00:26:36,185 --> 00:26:38,353
What exactly
don't you understand?
559
00:26:38,355 --> 00:26:40,220
- Why? Ow!
- Shh.
560
00:26:40,222 --> 00:26:43,924
So they can have a great time,
and you can have a great time.
561
00:26:43,926 --> 00:26:46,294
- (SNIFFLES)
- Fish.
562
00:26:46,296 --> 00:26:49,799
Oh, don't worry, you get them
back at the end of the day.
563
00:26:50,834 --> 00:26:52,232
Fish.
564
00:26:52,234 --> 00:26:54,370
Oh, well. That's better
than nothing. (WHISTLES)
565
00:26:56,173 --> 00:26:57,741
Oh. Oh!
566
00:27:04,146 --> 00:27:05,212
- So...
- (GLASS SHATTERS)
567
00:27:05,214 --> 00:27:06,847
What do we do now?
568
00:27:06,849 --> 00:27:11,221
I think we do
whatever we want.
569
00:27:12,255 --> 00:27:14,421
"Whatever we want"?
570
00:27:14,423 --> 00:27:16,490
Whatever we want.
571
00:27:16,492 --> 00:27:17,892
Whatever we want.
572
00:27:17,894 --> 00:27:19,227
Whatever we want!
573
00:27:19,229 --> 00:27:23,131
BOTH: (CHANTING)
Whatever we want.
574
00:27:23,133 --> 00:27:25,933
- Stop! Help me!
- Whatever we want.
575
00:27:25,935 --> 00:27:27,971
- Whatever we want.
- Whatever we want.
576
00:27:29,038 --> 00:27:30,505
Oh, hi. Hello.
577
00:27:30,507 --> 00:27:32,172
How y'all doin'?
578
00:27:32,174 --> 00:27:33,341
- Oh. (CHUCKLING)
- Good evening, Captain.
579
00:27:33,343 --> 00:27:35,343
Well, hello.
Oh, my goodness.
580
00:27:35,345 --> 00:27:37,211
Ah! (CHUCKLES)
581
00:27:37,213 --> 00:27:40,882
Would you mind, uh, lifting your tail?
You know...
582
00:27:40,884 --> 00:27:42,150
Oh! Certainly.
583
00:27:42,152 --> 00:27:44,455
Okay. Thank you
so much.
584
00:27:46,856 --> 00:27:48,323
Oh, hello.
585
00:27:48,325 --> 00:27:49,393
Welcome aboard.
586
00:28:16,185 --> 00:28:20,255
Ugh! You were so right,
Great-Grandfather.
587
00:28:20,257 --> 00:28:23,157
Monsters are disgusting!
588
00:28:23,159 --> 00:28:25,095
VAN HELSING: They're animals!
589
00:28:31,968 --> 00:28:34,238
(CHUGGING, SQUEAKING)
590
00:28:42,045 --> 00:28:44,077
I'll be right there.
591
00:28:44,079 --> 00:28:46,247
(PANTS, GROANS)
592
00:28:46,249 --> 00:28:48,586
(SQUEAKING, SPUTTERING)
593
00:28:51,954 --> 00:28:54,288
Dracula, is he on board?
594
00:28:54,290 --> 00:28:57,592
Yes. I saw him.
Face-to-face. Ugh!
595
00:28:57,594 --> 00:28:59,227
I was so nice to him.
596
00:28:59,229 --> 00:29:01,528
That pale face of his
and his goofy smile,
597
00:29:01,530 --> 00:29:03,230
showing off his fangs.
598
00:29:03,232 --> 00:29:05,033
Argh, it's just like
you taught me!
599
00:29:05,035 --> 00:29:07,602
It's even worse than I feared!
600
00:29:07,604 --> 00:29:10,705
It was that fateful night
that I realized
601
00:29:10,707 --> 00:29:14,308
a human could never defeat
a monster.
602
00:29:14,310 --> 00:29:15,980
(SCREAMING)
603
00:29:18,448 --> 00:29:22,283
But I wouldn't let
our family legacy die.
604
00:29:22,285 --> 00:29:27,255
And so, I began to search
for an answer.
605
00:29:27,257 --> 00:29:32,526
And I saw it in an ancient text,
an instrument of destruction
606
00:29:32,528 --> 00:29:35,063
so powerful
it destroyed Atlantis,
607
00:29:35,065 --> 00:29:38,967
a whole city of monsters.
(CHUCKLES)
608
00:29:38,969 --> 00:29:43,237
And there, deep within the
rubble, it lay, waiting.
609
00:29:43,239 --> 00:29:47,040
Endlessly, I searched
for the lost city
610
00:29:47,042 --> 00:29:50,545
Time passed, and my body
began to fail me.
611
00:29:50,547 --> 00:29:53,146
Oh, it was so sad, Ericka.
612
00:29:53,148 --> 00:29:55,650
First my liver,
then my spleen,
613
00:29:55,652 --> 00:29:58,318
followed by a kidney or two.
614
00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:01,989
Then my golden locks.
(MOANS)
615
00:30:01,991 --> 00:30:04,525
But I wouldn't let
that stop me.
616
00:30:04,527 --> 00:30:09,497
I replaced my failing organs
with technology!
617
00:30:09,499 --> 00:30:11,199
Ha-ha!
618
00:30:11,201 --> 00:30:13,101
And look at me now.
619
00:30:13,103 --> 00:30:14,701
Mmm-hmm!
620
00:30:14,703 --> 00:30:17,573
Oh, girl,
it's an improvement, really.
621
00:30:18,674 --> 00:30:21,008
Um, sure.
622
00:30:21,010 --> 00:30:26,680
And now, after 120 years,
I have finally found Atlantis.
623
00:30:26,682 --> 00:30:28,516
Oh, forget about all this!
624
00:30:28,518 --> 00:30:30,117
Let me get rid of
Dracula right now.
625
00:30:30,119 --> 00:30:31,753
I was so close to him,
I could've just...
626
00:30:31,755 --> 00:30:33,653
(GRUNTING)
627
00:30:33,655 --> 00:30:36,324
No, no, no!
628
00:30:36,326 --> 00:30:38,359
We have to
stick to the plan.
629
00:30:38,361 --> 00:30:40,228
Lure the monsters
to Atlantis,
630
00:30:40,230 --> 00:30:42,596
retrieve the instrument
of destruction,
631
00:30:42,598 --> 00:30:45,466
trap them there,
and then wipe them out.
632
00:30:45,468 --> 00:30:47,301
It's simple, Ericka!
633
00:30:47,303 --> 00:30:50,371
Now, promise me you won't
try and kill Dracula.
634
00:30:50,373 --> 00:30:51,773
Ugh, fine!
635
00:30:51,775 --> 00:30:54,208
- I promise.
- Promise what?
636
00:30:54,210 --> 00:30:57,745
(GROANS) I promise I won't
try and kill Dracula. Okay?
637
00:30:57,747 --> 00:31:00,116
(SNORING)
638
00:31:02,484 --> 00:31:04,285
Ugh.
639
00:31:04,287 --> 00:31:08,355
Don't worry, Great-Grandfather,
I won't try and kill him...
640
00:31:08,357 --> 00:31:10,126
I will kill him.
641
00:31:11,827 --> 00:31:16,430
♪ Tonight...
642
00:31:16,432 --> 00:31:21,401
♪ I just want
to take you higher
643
00:31:21,403 --> 00:31:25,706
♪ Put yo' pinky rings
up to the moon
644
00:31:25,708 --> 00:31:28,545
- ♪ Girls
- ♪ What y'all tryin' to do?
645
00:31:30,279 --> 00:31:34,617
♪ 24-karat magic in the air
646
00:31:35,684 --> 00:31:36,851
♪ Head-to-toe
647
00:31:36,853 --> 00:31:38,318
Whew!
648
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:39,319
♪ Uh, look out
649
00:31:39,321 --> 00:31:40,755
(EVIL CHUCKLE)
650
00:31:40,757 --> 00:31:42,222
- ♪ Pop, pop, it's showtime
- ♪ Showtime
651
00:31:42,224 --> 00:31:43,290
- ♪ Showtime
- ♪ Showtime
652
00:31:43,292 --> 00:31:44,792
♪ Guess who's back again
653
00:31:44,794 --> 00:31:46,561
- ♪ Oh, they don't know?
- ♪ Go on, tell 'em
654
00:31:46,563 --> 00:31:48,196
- ♪ Oh, they don't know?
- ♪ Go on, tell 'em
655
00:31:48,198 --> 00:31:50,230
♪ I'll bet they know
as soon as we walk in
656
00:31:50,232 --> 00:31:51,466
- ♪ Sho' 'nuff
- ♪ I'm wearin' Cuban links ♪
657
00:31:51,468 --> 00:31:53,133
- ♪ Designer'minks
- ♪ Yeah
658
00:31:53,135 --> 00:31:54,701
(BABBLING)
659
00:31:54,703 --> 00:31:56,804
♪ Don't look too hard,
might hurt yourself
660
00:31:56,806 --> 00:31:59,076
♪ Known to give the color red
The blues
661
00:32:00,175 --> 00:32:01,476
(GRUNTS)
662
00:32:01,478 --> 00:32:04,178
♪ Tell me whatcha tryin'
to do
663
00:32:04,180 --> 00:32:08,815
♪ 24-karat magic in the air
664
00:32:08,817 --> 00:32:11,121
(CHUCKLING)
665
00:32:12,788 --> 00:32:14,357
Ugh!
666
00:32:15,290 --> 00:32:17,592
♪ Moon
667
00:32:17,594 --> 00:32:20,561
- ♪ Girls
- ♪What y'all tryin' to do?
668
00:32:20,563 --> 00:32:22,263
(LAUGHS)
669
00:32:22,265 --> 00:32:23,600
Oh!
670
00:32:27,336 --> 00:32:28,337
(WHIMPERS)
671
00:32:31,807 --> 00:32:33,743
(RAPID, HIGH-PITCHED GRUNTING)
672
00:32:36,145 --> 00:32:38,315
- ♪ Girls
- ♪ What y'all tryin' to do?
673
00:32:39,848 --> 00:32:41,282
♪ 24-karat... ♪
674
00:32:41,284 --> 00:32:42,717
(SONG PAUSES)
675
00:32:42,719 --> 00:32:45,689
♪ Put yo' pinky rings
up to the moon ♪
676
00:32:46,788 --> 00:32:47,790
(GRUNTS)
677
00:32:51,894 --> 00:32:53,894
Work it, Dracula.
678
00:32:53,896 --> 00:32:55,598
You know it.
679
00:32:56,766 --> 00:32:59,432
Oh! Lookin' good, Drac!
680
00:32:59,434 --> 00:33:00,801
Feeling good, Frank.
681
00:33:00,803 --> 00:33:03,371
Look at you, so fancy!
682
00:33:03,373 --> 00:33:04,939
What? This? Please.
683
00:33:04,941 --> 00:33:06,940
Ooh! Dressed to impress, huh?
684
00:33:06,942 --> 00:33:08,575
"Impress"? Oh.
685
00:33:08,577 --> 00:33:10,478
Who do I need to impress?
686
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:12,345
Hey, isn't that
Captain Ericka?
687
00:33:12,347 --> 00:33:13,914
Oh, no! (STAMMERS)
688
00:33:13,916 --> 00:33:16,249
Uh, what? Eh, oh...
689
00:33:16,251 --> 00:33:17,651
GRIFFIN: Oops, no,
not her.
690
00:33:17,653 --> 00:33:19,219
(ALL CACKLE)
691
00:33:19,221 --> 00:33:20,854
- Ooh, that's good!
- (DRACULA CHUCKLES)
692
00:33:20,856 --> 00:33:21,956
Very amusing.
693
00:33:21,958 --> 00:33:23,527
(CHUCKLES WEAKLY)
694
00:33:29,199 --> 00:33:31,364
(SIGHS)
695
00:33:31,366 --> 00:33:34,267
Sorry, Drac. You know, it's just
we've never seen you like this.
696
00:33:34,269 --> 00:33:35,503
I know.
697
00:33:35,505 --> 00:33:36,903
It doesn't make any sense.
698
00:33:36,905 --> 00:33:39,640
You can't Zing twice,
it's impossible!
699
00:33:39,642 --> 00:33:41,942
But I did! So now what?
700
00:33:41,944 --> 00:33:44,612
(GASPS) And what about Mavis?
701
00:33:44,614 --> 00:33:46,747
She wants you
to be happy, right?
702
00:33:46,749 --> 00:33:49,584
I'm sure she'll go
with the flow.
703
00:33:49,586 --> 00:33:51,318
Oh, no, no, no!
704
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:53,787
Mavis needs me.
She depends on me.
705
00:33:53,789 --> 00:33:56,856
I need to be home
with my family.
706
00:33:56,858 --> 00:34:00,961
Hey, Murray here may be from
Egypt, but you're the one in
707
00:34:00,963 --> 00:34:02,496
"da Nile."
708
00:34:02,498 --> 00:34:03,998
(LAUGHS)
709
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,665
You guys get that?
710
00:34:05,667 --> 00:34:06,933
- (THUDS)
- Ow! You hit me right in the...
711
00:34:06,935 --> 00:34:07,938
Mavis!
712
00:34:11,673 --> 00:34:13,943
Don't say a word, or
I'll haunt your dreams.
713
00:34:15,478 --> 00:34:17,278
Having fun?
714
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:19,679
Oh, I'm having even more fun
now that you're here.
715
00:34:19,681 --> 00:34:23,784
You know, Dad, I feel really lucky
to have this time with you.
716
00:34:23,786 --> 00:34:26,686
All of us together,
it's really special.
717
00:34:26,688 --> 00:34:29,590
Me, too,
spider monkey.
718
00:34:29,592 --> 00:34:32,860
Now, are you ready for me to
destroy you in monster ball?
719
00:34:32,862 --> 00:34:35,630
- Whoo-hoo! Monster ball!
- (GIGGLES)
720
00:34:35,632 --> 00:34:36,896
Come on, Papa Drac!
721
00:34:36,898 --> 00:34:38,599
(CHUCKLES) Bring it on!
722
00:34:38,601 --> 00:34:41,204
For I am king of family fun!
723
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:47,575
Ha-ha! All right!
Who is ready to get pummeled?
724
00:34:47,577 --> 00:34:49,043
(WHIMPERING)
725
00:34:49,045 --> 00:34:51,278
I got to warn you,
726
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:54,282
I played second-team coed intramural
volleyball at Santa Cruz.
727
00:34:54,284 --> 00:34:56,983
- (MAVIS CHUCKLES)
- Sure, pal. Whatever you say.
728
00:34:56,985 --> 00:34:59,720
Everybody, just please
watch the hair.
729
00:34:59,722 --> 00:35:01,554
Watch the hair!
730
00:35:01,556 --> 00:35:03,958
Oh-ho-ho! Let's go!
Let's do this!
731
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:06,427
Oh, my gosh, this is
gonna be so much fun.
732
00:35:06,429 --> 00:35:07,795
MURRAY: Ha-ha! Get ready.
733
00:35:07,797 --> 00:35:09,398
Here comes the pain!
734
00:35:10,833 --> 00:35:11,969
(SCREAMING)
735
00:35:13,001 --> 00:35:15,836
- Spike!
- Not the hair!
736
00:35:15,838 --> 00:35:17,641
- Whoa!
- (WHIMPERS)
737
00:35:19,541 --> 00:35:21,876
No, no, no!
738
00:35:21,878 --> 00:35:23,010
(LAUGHS)
739
00:35:23,012 --> 00:35:25,912
- (ALL CHEERING)
- All right!
740
00:35:25,914 --> 00:35:29,083
FISH MAN: (OVER PA) Captain
Ericka, you are needed on deck.
741
00:35:29,085 --> 00:35:32,485
Next stop...
Buh-bye, Dracula.
742
00:35:32,487 --> 00:35:34,023
Ha-ha! All right, baby!
743
00:35:34,856 --> 00:35:36,423
(DEEP SNARL)
744
00:35:36,425 --> 00:35:38,862
(SCREAMING)
745
00:35:40,630 --> 00:35:42,032
(BABBLING)
746
00:35:50,340 --> 00:35:51,775
(DISTORTED BABBLING)
747
00:35:53,041 --> 00:35:54,742
(ELECTRONIC FEEDBACK)
748
00:35:54,744 --> 00:35:56,344
(DISTORTED GRUNT)
749
00:35:56,346 --> 00:35:57,778
Oh, baby, I got this.
750
00:35:57,780 --> 00:35:59,347
Hey there, monsters.
751
00:35:59,349 --> 00:36:00,284
Huh?
752
00:36:02,784 --> 00:36:04,887
Yeah! What'd I say!
753
00:36:07,789 --> 00:36:10,027
ERICKA: We're arriving
at our first destination.
754
00:36:11,661 --> 00:36:12,996
(RUMBLING)
755
00:36:15,565 --> 00:36:18,798
The underwater volcano!
756
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:22,903
Everyone, grab your scuba
gear and get ready to explore
757
00:36:22,905 --> 00:36:25,309
the wonders of the sea.
758
00:36:25,942 --> 00:36:27,907
Especially you,
759
00:36:27,909 --> 00:36:29,478
Count Dracula.
760
00:36:32,547 --> 00:36:33,713
(CHUCKLES)
761
00:36:33,715 --> 00:36:35,449
You see that, pal?
She likes you.
762
00:36:35,451 --> 00:36:36,816
Oh, no, no, no.
763
00:36:36,818 --> 00:36:38,885
That sounds like a Zing
in full effect.
764
00:36:38,887 --> 00:36:40,787
Oh, no, no, no.
765
00:36:40,789 --> 00:36:42,490
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
766
00:36:42,492 --> 00:36:45,126
I'm just here
to have family fun.
767
00:36:45,128 --> 00:36:47,431
Family, family, fun, fun.
768
00:37:06,014 --> 00:37:09,048
(HISSING, BUBBLING)
769
00:37:09,050 --> 00:37:11,487
Hmm, let's see.
What about here?
770
00:37:12,588 --> 00:37:14,091
- (HISSING)
- (YELLING)
771
00:37:17,927 --> 00:37:20,130
(ALL CHEERING, WHOOPING)
772
00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:34,044
Right this way, everyone.
773
00:37:46,121 --> 00:37:50,090
Welcome to one of the true wonders
of the underwater kingdom.
774
00:37:50,092 --> 00:37:53,626
I give you Volcano del Fuego.
775
00:37:53,628 --> 00:37:55,929
Or, as the local sea life
call it...
776
00:37:55,931 --> 00:37:57,600
(POPPING MOUTH)
777
00:38:15,184 --> 00:38:16,686
(PEDALS SQUEAKING)
778
00:38:42,911 --> 00:38:44,146
(MUFFLED YELLING)
779
00:38:49,117 --> 00:38:50,219
(DENNIS GIGGLES)
780
00:38:55,925 --> 00:38:57,791
DENNIS: Whee!
781
00:38:57,793 --> 00:39:00,197
(WHALE SINGING)
782
00:39:50,980 --> 00:39:52,345
(CHUCKLES)
783
00:39:52,347 --> 00:39:53,880
Aw, what a cute family.
784
00:39:53,882 --> 00:39:54,949
What? No, it's not.
785
00:39:54,951 --> 00:39:56,786
Argh! Dracula bad!
786
00:40:01,623 --> 00:40:02,625
(GRUNTS)
787
00:40:23,278 --> 00:40:24,280
(GASPS)
788
00:40:29,952 --> 00:40:31,621
(PEDAL SQUEAKING)
789
00:40:51,907 --> 00:40:53,343
(STOMACH GRUMBLING)
790
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:06,787
(COUGHING)
791
00:41:06,789 --> 00:41:08,024
(TAKES DEEP BREATH)
792
00:41:11,693 --> 00:41:13,059
GRIFFIN: Frank, we just ate.
793
00:41:13,061 --> 00:41:15,229
I can't believe
you're hungry already.
794
00:41:15,231 --> 00:41:16,963
I'm sorry.
You know what it is?
795
00:41:16,965 --> 00:41:18,898
It's all... Just all that
seafood just swimming around,
796
00:41:18,900 --> 00:41:20,867
and when I "see food..."
797
00:41:20,869 --> 00:41:23,970
Oh, man! I'm gone.
798
00:41:23,972 --> 00:41:26,907
Oh! Dracula, Dracula, Dracula!
799
00:41:26,909 --> 00:41:28,976
Dracula, Dracula!
800
00:41:28,978 --> 00:41:32,079
I get so close, but it's
almost like he's teasing me.
801
00:41:32,081 --> 00:41:34,313
I just, I can't
stand it anymore.
802
00:41:34,315 --> 00:41:35,618
I have to get him!
803
00:41:41,090 --> 00:41:42,092
(GRUNTING)
804
00:41:46,394 --> 00:41:49,829
Boy, that underwater volcano
looked hot.
805
00:41:49,831 --> 00:41:51,701
WITCHES: Mmm-hmm.
806
00:41:54,135 --> 00:41:55,401
(ALL GASP)
807
00:41:55,403 --> 00:41:57,336
Oh... Hi, Bob.
808
00:41:57,338 --> 00:42:01,307
Right. We promised you we'd
play, uh, ping-pong now.
809
00:42:01,309 --> 00:42:03,876
Um, Dennis?
Who is this?
810
00:42:03,878 --> 00:42:05,945
Uh, it's our friend, Bob.
811
00:42:05,947 --> 00:42:07,783
- Say hi, Bob.
- "Hi, Bob."
812
00:42:09,251 --> 00:42:12,251
Okay! Time to go
play ping-pong.
813
00:42:12,253 --> 00:42:13,387
- FRANKENSTEIN: Drac!
- GRIFFIN: Drac!
814
00:42:13,389 --> 00:42:15,992
- Drac!
- Drac!
815
00:42:17,827 --> 00:42:20,026
Hey, boys,
where's the fire?
816
00:42:20,028 --> 00:42:21,394
Oh, well,
Griffin here, he...
817
00:42:21,396 --> 00:42:23,764
- He has something to tell you.
- Me? Uh...
818
00:42:23,766 --> 00:42:26,133
Oh. Yeah, I got this bite on
my hand, and since, you know,
819
00:42:26,135 --> 00:42:28,434
you're a biting expert, I
thought you could take a look.
820
00:42:28,436 --> 00:42:30,005
- Yeah. Come on over here.
- The light is better.
821
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:32,775
Okay...
822
00:42:34,476 --> 00:42:36,876
Okay, what is going on?
823
00:42:36,878 --> 00:42:39,912
You guys are acting weirder than normal,
and your normal is pretty weird.
824
00:42:39,914 --> 00:42:41,914
You are not gonna believe
what we heard, but...
825
00:42:41,916 --> 00:42:44,517
(VOCALIZING)
826
00:42:44,519 --> 00:42:46,920
♪ Ericka loves the Drac
827
00:42:46,922 --> 00:42:49,155
♪ She can't get enough
of that Drac
828
00:42:49,157 --> 00:42:51,124
♪ Oh, yeah
829
00:42:51,126 --> 00:42:52,425
♪ Drac is back
830
00:42:52,427 --> 00:42:54,128
♪ He's got the Zing
831
00:42:54,130 --> 00:42:55,963
♪ The Zinga-Zing ♪
832
00:42:55,965 --> 00:42:58,398
Shh. I told you I don't
want to upset Mavis.
833
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:01,135
- But what are you talking about?
- (CROWD GASPS)
834
00:43:01,137 --> 00:43:03,436
Okay, well, see, Frank got
hungry, so no surprise there...
835
00:43:03,438 --> 00:43:07,307
But we swam back to the ship, and
we found Ericka raving about you.
836
00:43:07,309 --> 00:43:09,142
She can't live
without you, buddy.
837
00:43:09,144 --> 00:43:10,878
It's serious!
838
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:14,914
♪ You can't deny
the Zing, baby ♪
839
00:43:14,916 --> 00:43:18,318
So, Drac, this is great. Are you gonna
make a move on the captain, or what?
840
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:19,952
Uh, yes.
841
00:43:19,954 --> 00:43:22,456
- Maybe? No.
- Ugh.
842
00:43:22,458 --> 00:43:25,793
It's been a while. I don't
even know where to start.
843
00:43:25,795 --> 00:43:28,195
It's easy, Drac.
Just make some small talk.
844
00:43:28,197 --> 00:43:30,030
- Remember to smile.
- Look into her eyes.
845
00:43:30,032 --> 00:43:32,032
- Keep it casual.
- Say something funny.
846
00:43:32,034 --> 00:43:33,300
Ask her where
her parts are from.
847
00:43:33,302 --> 00:43:35,001
Oh, and say
that her wrappings look nice.
848
00:43:35,003 --> 00:43:36,804
- "Do you like coffins?"
- Compliment her.
849
00:43:36,806 --> 00:43:38,805
- "Your neck looks delicious."
- GRIFFIN: Here she comes.
850
00:43:38,807 --> 00:43:41,208
Okay, Drac,
hit it.
851
00:43:41,210 --> 00:43:43,409
Your delicious neck wrappings
are in a nice coffin.
852
00:43:43,411 --> 00:43:46,313
Would you like
to see my parts?
853
00:43:46,315 --> 00:43:49,115
(IMITATES MISSILE WHISTLING
AND EXPLODING)
854
00:43:49,117 --> 00:43:51,217
Yes, I'd love to go out
with you.
855
00:43:51,219 --> 00:43:52,452
Ay! What?
856
00:43:52,454 --> 00:43:53,586
ALL: What?
857
00:43:53,588 --> 00:43:54,987
Cantina. Midnight.
858
00:43:54,989 --> 00:43:56,058
Don't be late.
859
00:44:05,835 --> 00:44:07,034
Whew!
860
00:44:07,036 --> 00:44:08,403
- That was a close one.
- (PANTING)
861
00:44:09,538 --> 00:44:12,039
(SNORTS, SNIFFING)
862
00:44:12,041 --> 00:44:14,778
- Wait! Stop it, Tinkles, stop!
- Wait, Tinkles. Come back.
863
00:44:24,619 --> 00:44:26,119
- DENNIS: Tinkles, stop!
- Wait!
864
00:44:26,121 --> 00:44:27,257
No, no, no!
865
00:44:33,128 --> 00:44:34,130
(THUDS)
866
00:44:34,597 --> 00:44:35,565
(GASPS)
867
00:44:37,632 --> 00:44:40,467
(GROWLING, BARKING)
868
00:44:40,469 --> 00:44:41,601
Tinkles, stop!
869
00:44:41,603 --> 00:44:44,070
(GASPING) I've been found!
870
00:44:44,072 --> 00:44:47,074
You'll never get me, monster!
871
00:44:47,076 --> 00:44:49,575
DENNIS: Shh! Tinkles, stop.
Shh! Shh!
872
00:44:49,577 --> 00:44:51,547
(YAPPING)
873
00:44:55,384 --> 00:44:57,420
(YAPPING FADES IN DISTANCE)
874
00:45:03,324 --> 00:45:04,827
Ew.
875
00:45:13,936 --> 00:45:19,405
FISH MAN: Everybody, we are pulling up
to our next stop, the Deserted Island.
876
00:45:19,407 --> 00:45:21,675
It's time to get lost
on the beach,
877
00:45:21,677 --> 00:45:27,083
and we hope you'll find yourself
some fun and relaxation.
878
00:45:28,416 --> 00:45:30,583
JONATHAN: Whoo-hoo!
Beach time!
879
00:45:30,585 --> 00:45:32,418
Johnny, you go
set everything up.
880
00:45:32,420 --> 00:45:34,354
And, Dad, you go get in
line for the snow cones.
881
00:45:34,356 --> 00:45:37,124
You know, actually,
I was thinking you and Johnny
882
00:45:37,126 --> 00:45:38,958
should spend
some time together.
883
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:41,394
What do you call it again?
Eh, date night?
884
00:45:41,396 --> 00:45:42,929
Date night?
885
00:45:42,931 --> 00:45:44,697
- What are you gonna do?
- Well, I thought
886
00:45:44,699 --> 00:45:47,066
me and the guys would
take this opportunity
887
00:45:47,068 --> 00:45:50,170
to spend some quality time
with Dennis.
888
00:45:50,172 --> 00:45:52,039
Oh. Okay.
That's a great idea.
889
00:45:52,041 --> 00:45:53,706
Come on, Johnny.
Date night.
890
00:45:53,708 --> 00:45:56,478
Duh-duh-duh-duh-date night!
891
00:45:59,581 --> 00:46:01,451
(EXCITED SQUEAKING)
892
00:46:10,192 --> 00:46:11,358
(SATISFIED SQUEAK)
893
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:13,159
Okay, here you go!
894
00:46:13,161 --> 00:46:14,230
(PANTING)
895
00:46:18,300 --> 00:46:20,103
- Good girl!
- I got this one.
896
00:46:20,635 --> 00:46:21,637
(BARKING)
897
00:46:26,708 --> 00:46:29,141
- (RETCHES)
- (YAPPING IN DISTANCE)
898
00:46:29,143 --> 00:46:30,644
What was that?
899
00:46:30,646 --> 00:46:32,545
- (RUMBLING)
- It sounds like our children.
900
00:46:32,547 --> 00:46:35,382
- It is our children! Run!
- Run!
901
00:46:35,384 --> 00:46:37,450
Please! Help! Someone!
902
00:46:37,452 --> 00:46:39,418
Get the parents!
903
00:46:39,420 --> 00:46:42,356
Frank? Would you rub
some moonscreen on my back
904
00:46:42,358 --> 00:46:43,990
before I get burned?
905
00:46:43,992 --> 00:46:45,191
Wait one second, honey.
906
00:46:45,193 --> 00:46:46,525
You know, the kids buried me
in the sand.
907
00:46:46,527 --> 00:46:48,130
(KIDS GIGGLING)
908
00:46:53,034 --> 00:46:54,700
Mmm. Thanks, honey.
909
00:46:54,702 --> 00:46:57,204
- Shall we have another?
- Sure.
910
00:46:57,206 --> 00:47:00,539
- Sounds good.
- Straight up.
911
00:47:00,541 --> 00:47:02,675
Isn't this place amazing?
912
00:47:02,677 --> 00:47:05,679
Whoa! The menu is in a bottle!
913
00:47:05,681 --> 00:47:07,583
Genius! Isn't that
awesome, honey?
914
00:47:10,085 --> 00:47:11,717
What? Oh, sorry.
915
00:47:11,719 --> 00:47:13,720
I was just thinking
about my dad.
916
00:47:13,722 --> 00:47:16,623
Don't you think
he's acting weird lately?
917
00:47:16,625 --> 00:47:20,059
Not really. Besides having
a huge crush on the captain.
918
00:47:20,061 --> 00:47:22,028
- What?
- (CHUCKLES) Oh, yeah.
919
00:47:22,030 --> 00:47:24,597
The Love Boat is definitely
making another run.
920
00:47:24,599 --> 00:47:26,365
No way. He's...
921
00:47:26,367 --> 00:47:28,635
He's my dad.
922
00:47:28,637 --> 00:47:30,436
I know, right? It's weird.
923
00:47:30,438 --> 00:47:34,273
When my parents kiss,
I still close my eyes.
924
00:47:34,275 --> 00:47:39,579
I guess I never thought about
him with anyone besides my mom.
925
00:47:39,581 --> 00:47:42,081
You're cool with it,
though, right?
926
00:47:42,083 --> 00:47:44,217
Of course. I want him
to be happy.
927
00:47:44,219 --> 00:47:45,221
Totally.
928
00:47:47,289 --> 00:47:49,121
Totally.
929
00:47:49,123 --> 00:47:51,226
(PLAYING MARIACHI MUSIC)
930
00:47:55,364 --> 00:47:57,831
Buenas noches, mi amigo.
931
00:47:57,833 --> 00:48:03,836
Have you a beverage
to quench me of my parchment?
932
00:48:03,838 --> 00:48:06,342
Yes, of course,
Mr. Chupacabra.
933
00:48:08,110 --> 00:48:10,242
(GOAT BLEATS)
934
00:48:10,244 --> 00:48:12,181
Muchas gracias.
(CHUCKLES)
935
00:48:14,550 --> 00:48:16,152
(GOAT SCREECHES)
936
00:48:28,130 --> 00:48:29,463
You look ravishing.
937
00:48:29,465 --> 00:48:30,563
Oh.
938
00:48:30,565 --> 00:48:31,764
Uh, thank you. I just...
939
00:48:31,766 --> 00:48:33,268
Oh. (CHUCKLES)
940
00:48:33,835 --> 00:48:35,038
(EXCLAIMS)
941
00:48:42,311 --> 00:48:44,177
So, um...
942
00:48:44,179 --> 00:48:47,246
Does Captain Ericka
have a last name?
943
00:48:47,248 --> 00:48:48,715
Uh, oh, uh...
944
00:48:48,717 --> 00:48:50,851
Oh, guacamole!
945
00:48:50,853 --> 00:48:52,385
"Ericka Guacamole"?
946
00:48:52,387 --> 00:48:55,722
That's so international.
947
00:48:55,724 --> 00:48:59,525
(CHUCKLES) No.
Guacamole for us to share.
948
00:48:59,527 --> 00:49:01,894
Oh, how beautiful
is that full moon tonight?
949
00:49:01,896 --> 00:49:03,331
Look. Right behind you.
950
00:49:07,735 --> 00:49:11,204
Mmm! The food here
is to die for.
951
00:49:11,206 --> 00:49:14,309
(BOTH MOANING)
952
00:49:21,849 --> 00:49:25,784
Holy moly, that was
a lot of guacamole.
953
00:49:25,786 --> 00:49:28,155
Are you feeling all right?
954
00:49:28,157 --> 00:49:30,824
- Totally fine. Why?
- No reason.
955
00:49:30,826 --> 00:49:32,691
(STOMACH GROWLING)
956
00:49:32,693 --> 00:49:34,360
Oh...
957
00:49:34,362 --> 00:49:37,796
There must have been garlic
in the guacamole.
958
00:49:37,798 --> 00:49:39,331
- Oh, no.
- (GROANS)
959
00:49:39,333 --> 00:49:40,800
Isn't that deadly
for you?
960
00:49:40,802 --> 00:49:42,771
No, no, no.
It's just that I'm...
961
00:49:43,704 --> 00:49:45,373
Garlic intolerant.
962
00:49:48,443 --> 00:49:49,745
(FARTS)
963
00:49:51,179 --> 00:49:52,815
(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
964
00:49:53,681 --> 00:49:54,850
Was that you?
965
00:49:56,684 --> 00:49:59,452
(GIGGLING) Whoo!
966
00:49:59,454 --> 00:50:00,686
Oh, yeah!
967
00:50:00,688 --> 00:50:02,889
Dolphin surfing!
968
00:50:02,891 --> 00:50:04,293
(DOLPHIN CLICKING)
969
00:50:05,527 --> 00:50:08,164
(BOTH LAUGHING)
970
00:50:10,465 --> 00:50:11,597
Whoa!
971
00:50:11,599 --> 00:50:13,532
Hi, Mama. Hi, Papa.
972
00:50:13,534 --> 00:50:14,668
Hey-hey.
973
00:50:14,670 --> 00:50:16,403
- Oh! Hey there.
- (GRUNTS)
974
00:50:16,405 --> 00:50:18,405
- Papa.
- Hidey-ho!
975
00:50:18,407 --> 00:50:19,606
Hi.
976
00:50:19,608 --> 00:50:21,974
(CHUCKLES) Is my dad
in there, too?
977
00:50:21,976 --> 00:50:24,311
(MONSTERS GASP)
978
00:50:24,313 --> 00:50:26,579
GRIFFIN: (AS DRACULA) Don't worry,
I'm over here. Bleh, bleh-bleh.
979
00:50:26,581 --> 00:50:30,619
(GIGGLES) No, Papa Drac's not here.
He's on his date.
980
00:50:31,385 --> 00:50:32,487
Date?
981
00:50:35,389 --> 00:50:37,856
Please, forgive me,
982
00:50:37,858 --> 00:50:39,559
I'm just very nervous.
983
00:50:39,561 --> 00:50:41,528
You see,
984
00:50:41,530 --> 00:50:46,769
I haven't had a date
since my wife died.
985
00:50:48,804 --> 00:50:50,737
How old was your daughter?
986
00:50:50,739 --> 00:50:52,706
She was just an infant.
987
00:50:52,708 --> 00:50:54,673
It was hard
being a single dad,
988
00:50:54,675 --> 00:50:57,212
but I did my best.
989
00:50:59,880 --> 00:51:02,648
I never knew
my mother, either.
990
00:51:02,650 --> 00:51:03,816
Or my father.
991
00:51:03,818 --> 00:51:06,019
Oh, I'm so sorry.
992
00:51:06,021 --> 00:51:07,554
Who raised you?
993
00:51:07,556 --> 00:51:09,623
My great-grandfather.
994
00:51:09,625 --> 00:51:12,325
I basically grew up
on this ship.
995
00:51:12,327 --> 00:51:14,561
That's why
you're a captain.
996
00:51:14,563 --> 00:51:17,831
Yeah. It's all
I've ever known.
997
00:51:17,833 --> 00:51:20,336
It was just expected.
998
00:51:21,302 --> 00:51:22,802
You know, a family thing.
999
00:51:22,804 --> 00:51:26,740
I understand,
family is everything.
1000
00:51:26,742 --> 00:51:29,508
You have to honor the past.
1001
00:51:29,510 --> 00:51:31,780
But we make our own future.
1002
00:51:45,027 --> 00:51:47,026
- MAVIS: Dad?
- Mavis!
1003
00:51:47,028 --> 00:51:49,565
- JONATHAN: (CRUNCHES) Mmm.
- Johnny!
1004
00:51:51,932 --> 00:51:56,970
Captain Ericka and I were just
discussing the hospitality industry.
1005
00:51:56,972 --> 00:51:59,039
You know,
just work stuff.
1006
00:51:59,041 --> 00:52:00,606
You're working now?
1007
00:52:00,608 --> 00:52:02,508
This is supposed to be
a vacation.
1008
00:52:02,510 --> 00:52:03,909
A family vacation.
1009
00:52:03,911 --> 00:52:07,546
I should really go
do captain-y things.
1010
00:52:07,548 --> 00:52:10,583
Dad, you said you were
gonna spend time with Dennis.
1011
00:52:10,585 --> 00:52:13,787
Dennis. Dennis? Dennis.
1012
00:52:13,789 --> 00:52:16,555
Oh! Yeah, you're right.
Where is that kid?
1013
00:52:16,557 --> 00:52:19,092
Denisovich? You're
supposed to be with me.
1014
00:52:19,094 --> 00:52:21,360
Come on now, kid,
it's family time.
1015
00:52:21,362 --> 00:52:22,864
Quit hiding. Dennis?
1016
00:52:24,432 --> 00:52:25,632
What was that about?
1017
00:52:25,634 --> 00:52:26,932
You mean
your dad's date?
1018
00:52:26,934 --> 00:52:29,936
It wasn't a date.
It was work stuff.
1019
00:52:29,938 --> 00:52:31,104
Uh-huh.
1020
00:52:31,106 --> 00:52:32,938
I'm telling you, Johnny,
1021
00:52:32,940 --> 00:52:34,773
there is something about
that woman I don't trust.
1022
00:52:34,775 --> 00:52:37,876
But you want your dad
to be happy, right?
1023
00:52:37,878 --> 00:52:39,378
Yes.
1024
00:52:39,380 --> 00:52:41,414
Just not with her.
1025
00:52:41,416 --> 00:52:43,115
(CRUNCHING) Mmm.
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
1026
00:52:43,117 --> 00:52:44,550
Heads up, honey.
1027
00:52:44,552 --> 00:52:46,720
This guac is loaded
with garlic.
1028
00:52:46,722 --> 00:52:47,790
Garlic?
1029
00:52:50,659 --> 00:52:51,724
(GASPS)
1030
00:52:51,726 --> 00:52:53,092
(STOMACH GRUMBLES)
1031
00:52:53,094 --> 00:52:54,526
(SQUEAKY FART)
1032
00:52:54,528 --> 00:52:56,831
Aw! That was
a cute toot, honey.
1033
00:53:04,072 --> 00:53:07,376
(LAUGHING AND BARKING)
1034
00:53:14,115 --> 00:53:16,950
- We've been up all night!
- Let's stay up all day, too!
1035
00:53:16,952 --> 00:53:18,851
- Let's get wild!
- (LAUGHS)
1036
00:53:18,853 --> 00:53:21,588
(BOTH HOWLING)
1037
00:53:21,590 --> 00:53:23,858
(LAUGHING AND BARKING)
1038
00:53:31,565 --> 00:53:33,566
- Ericka!
- (SHRIEKS) What?
1039
00:53:33,568 --> 00:53:36,936
- (SIGHS)
- Just where have you been, young lady?
1040
00:53:36,938 --> 00:53:39,405
Uh, doing work.
1041
00:53:39,407 --> 00:53:41,407
Wearing that?
1042
00:53:41,409 --> 00:53:43,943
You were with him!
I know it!
1043
00:53:43,945 --> 00:53:45,912
Who? (CHUCKLES)
1044
00:53:45,914 --> 00:53:48,046
"Who?" You know who!
1045
00:53:48,048 --> 00:53:50,617
You've been sneaking around
my back
1046
00:53:50,619 --> 00:53:53,952
trying to kill Dracula again,
haven't you?
1047
00:53:53,954 --> 00:53:56,755
So what if I have?
I am a grown woman!
1048
00:53:56,757 --> 00:53:58,057
I have the right to kill
whoever I want.
1049
00:53:58,059 --> 00:54:00,526
It's not just about you.
1050
00:54:00,528 --> 00:54:03,829
You could have ruined
the legacy.
1051
00:54:03,831 --> 00:54:06,599
What if he discovered
who you were?
1052
00:54:06,601 --> 00:54:09,903
I know. I wasn't thinking.
There's just something about him
1053
00:54:09,905 --> 00:54:11,838
that just drives me crazy!
1054
00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:13,972
I just, I see him,
and I want to...
1055
00:54:13,974 --> 00:54:15,108
Punch him?
1056
00:54:15,110 --> 00:54:17,811
Uh... I guess.
1057
00:54:17,813 --> 00:54:19,878
Just, I can't wait
to get this over with.
1058
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:22,115
Don't worry,
it won't be long now.
1059
00:54:22,117 --> 00:54:25,552
Once you recover the
instrument of destruction,
1060
00:54:25,554 --> 00:54:27,554
no one can stop us.
1061
00:54:27,556 --> 00:54:29,425
Not even Dracula!
1062
00:54:30,492 --> 00:54:32,862
- Oh. Excuse me.
- Spies!
1063
00:54:34,695 --> 00:54:35,496
(GRUNTS)
1064
00:54:37,532 --> 00:54:39,865
Now, quickly,
before someone comes!
1065
00:54:39,867 --> 00:54:42,135
- (GASPS)
- (GRUNTING)
1066
00:54:42,137 --> 00:54:43,572
(VAN HELSING YELPS)
1067
00:54:50,679 --> 00:54:52,514
(HORN BLOWING)
1068
00:54:59,186 --> 00:55:00,987
(PA CHIMES)
1069
00:55:00,989 --> 00:55:03,623
FISH MAN: Everyone assemble
on the forward deck.
1070
00:55:03,625 --> 00:55:07,526
We are arriving
at our final destination.
1071
00:55:07,528 --> 00:55:09,095
From the depths of creation,
1072
00:55:09,097 --> 00:55:12,831
the mighty city has risen
once again.
1073
00:55:12,833 --> 00:55:15,635
Home to the greatest
monster civilization
1074
00:55:15,637 --> 00:55:17,537
the world has ever known,
1075
00:55:17,539 --> 00:55:22,242
far surpassing Athens and Rome in
art, culture and sophistication.
1076
00:55:22,244 --> 00:55:27,583
I give you the legendary
lost city of Atlantis.
1077
00:55:48,168 --> 00:55:49,971
(PASSENGERS GASP)
1078
00:55:52,706 --> 00:55:55,874
(YELLS) It's a giant Kraken!
1079
00:55:55,876 --> 00:55:58,744
♪ There's a place
you've gotta be
1080
00:55:58,746 --> 00:56:02,081
♪ A thousand leagues
beneath the sea
1081
00:56:02,083 --> 00:56:06,985
♪ And it's waiting over here
for you and me
1082
00:56:06,987 --> 00:56:08,287
(CAMERA CLICKS)
1083
00:56:08,289 --> 00:56:11,557
♪ Gonna take you for a ride
1084
00:56:11,559 --> 00:56:14,927
♪ But first
you've gotta come inside
1085
00:56:14,929 --> 00:56:19,865
♪ Get ready,
for the party's on tonight
1086
00:56:19,867 --> 00:56:24,070
♪ So relax and just unwind
1087
00:56:24,072 --> 00:56:27,574
♪ Leave your worries
all behind
1088
00:56:27,576 --> 00:56:31,746
♪ And get ready,
for the party's on tonight
1089
00:56:41,956 --> 00:56:44,923
Welcome to Atlantis!
1090
00:56:44,925 --> 00:56:47,626
THE KRAKEN:
♪ So get ready
1091
00:56:47,628 --> 00:56:49,829
♪ Ready
1092
00:56:49,831 --> 00:56:50,833
Oh!
1093
00:56:51,865 --> 00:56:55,901
♪ It's party time
1094
00:56:55,903 --> 00:56:57,172
(BURBLING)
1095
00:56:59,708 --> 00:57:00,974
(BURBLES)
1096
00:57:00,976 --> 00:57:02,778
♪ It's party time! ♪
1097
00:57:04,813 --> 00:57:06,945
Ooh. I am so excited!
(CHUCKLES)
1098
00:57:06,947 --> 00:57:08,250
MONSTER: Come to Daddy!
1099
00:57:09,284 --> 00:57:10,883
(ALL CHEERING)
1100
00:57:10,885 --> 00:57:12,251
- Oh.
- FISH MAN: Twenty-eight black!
1101
00:57:12,253 --> 00:57:13,820
(ALL CHEERING)
1102
00:57:13,822 --> 00:57:14,757
Oh!
1103
00:57:16,824 --> 00:57:19,325
- Ahhh!
- Oh, no, you don't.
1104
00:57:19,327 --> 00:57:22,327
Last time you gambled, you lost
an arm and a leg. Literally!
1105
00:57:22,329 --> 00:57:24,329
- Replacement limbs...
- MONSTER: I'll raise you 40.
1106
00:57:24,331 --> 00:57:26,798
...aren't just lying around
like they were in the old days.
1107
00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:29,101
So, no gambling.
1108
00:57:29,103 --> 00:57:30,235
Frank!
1109
00:57:30,237 --> 00:57:32,173
Yes, dear! Got it!
No gambling!
1110
00:57:38,713 --> 00:57:40,380
- DENNIS: Tinkles, stop.
- Wait.
1111
00:57:40,382 --> 00:57:42,682
- Stop it, Tinkles, stop.
- Ah! Wait!
1112
00:57:42,684 --> 00:57:43,819
(MONSTERS SCREAMING)
1113
00:57:46,186 --> 00:57:48,220
Have you guys seen Mavis?
I have to find her.
1114
00:57:48,222 --> 00:57:49,722
Why? What's going on?
1115
00:57:49,724 --> 00:57:51,758
I'm going to tell her
about Ericka.
1116
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:54,226
I can't lie to
my own daughter anymore.
1117
00:57:54,228 --> 00:57:57,130
She's the most important
person in the world to me.
1118
00:57:57,132 --> 00:57:59,134
I have to tell her the truth.
1119
00:58:01,335 --> 00:58:03,171
Right after I talk to Ericka.
1120
00:58:04,139 --> 00:58:05,438
(FRANKENSTEIN SNICKERING)
1121
00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:06,642
Hey.
1122
00:58:08,876 --> 00:58:10,208
All right, I'm all...
1123
00:58:10,210 --> 00:58:12,278
Frank, are you sure
you know what you're doing?
1124
00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:14,984
I got this. I'm all in.
1125
00:58:18,152 --> 00:58:20,086
Johnny, have you seen
my dad?
1126
00:58:20,088 --> 00:58:22,822
- Maybe he's with Bob.
- Why would he be with Bob?
1127
00:58:22,824 --> 00:58:24,824
Bob's a great guy.
1128
00:58:24,826 --> 00:58:26,894
- Oh, there he is.
- Who? Bob?
1129
00:58:44,244 --> 00:58:47,146
There he is!
Hi, Bob! (LAUGHING)
1130
00:58:47,148 --> 00:58:48,414
(GRUNTS)
1131
00:58:48,416 --> 00:58:50,184
(GROANING)
1132
00:59:40,335 --> 00:59:41,336
(YELPS)
1133
01:00:01,322 --> 01:00:02,324
(GRUNTING)
1134
01:00:12,534 --> 01:00:13,736
Oh.
1135
01:00:24,512 --> 01:00:26,849
(SNARLING)
1136
01:00:32,353 --> 01:00:33,822
(RAT SQUEAKS)
1137
01:00:51,572 --> 01:00:53,040
(GASPS)
1138
01:01:26,173 --> 01:01:27,376
There it is.
1139
01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:40,922
(GASPS)
1140
01:01:45,893 --> 01:01:47,360
You saved my life.
1141
01:01:47,362 --> 01:01:49,295
Of course.
Why wouldn't I?
1142
01:01:49,297 --> 01:01:52,932
I just can't believe you
would do that for a human.
1143
01:01:52,934 --> 01:01:55,967
Humans, monsters,
what's the difference?
1144
01:01:55,969 --> 01:01:59,005
Yeah, right. Right.
1145
01:01:59,007 --> 01:02:01,240
Wait. What are you doing here?
1146
01:02:01,242 --> 01:02:05,077
Oh, uh... Well, you know,
vampires can predict the future,
1147
01:02:05,079 --> 01:02:08,113
so I knew you would
need my help.
1148
01:02:08,115 --> 01:02:10,349
Ha! Never heard that before.
1149
01:02:10,351 --> 01:02:12,418
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a well-known fact.
1150
01:02:12,420 --> 01:02:13,619
(STAMMERS)
1151
01:02:13,621 --> 01:02:15,287
What are you doing here?
1152
01:02:15,289 --> 01:02:16,421
Oh! Uh...
1153
01:02:16,423 --> 01:02:18,523
Well, I'm here to get that.
1154
01:02:18,525 --> 01:02:20,492
Yeah, it's a family heirloom.
1155
01:02:20,494 --> 01:02:25,130
Yeah, it was lost at sea, and
my great-grandfather is... Was!
1156
01:02:25,132 --> 01:02:28,467
Uh, was totally obsessed
with getting it back.
1157
01:02:28,469 --> 01:02:32,907
So, anywho, thanks for saving my
life, but I can take it from...
1158
01:02:34,409 --> 01:02:35,410
(GASPS)
1159
01:02:37,512 --> 01:02:38,644
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
1160
01:02:38,646 --> 01:02:40,179
Got to be
a little more careful.
1161
01:02:40,181 --> 01:02:42,081
How many times
can you save my life, right?
1162
01:02:42,083 --> 01:02:44,550
I don't know. Every time?
(CHUCKLES)
1163
01:02:44,552 --> 01:02:47,122
Really? Well, then...
1164
01:02:53,161 --> 01:02:54,663
(TANGO MUSIC PLAYING)
1165
01:03:00,601 --> 01:03:01,603
(CRASHING)
1166
01:03:19,487 --> 01:03:20,489
(GASPS)
1167
01:03:21,688 --> 01:03:23,024
Wow!
1168
01:03:37,204 --> 01:03:38,572
(PANTING)
1169
01:03:40,541 --> 01:03:43,512
(SIGHS) Ah,
that was incredible.
1170
01:03:54,688 --> 01:03:56,322
Oh, uh...
1171
01:03:56,324 --> 01:03:59,427
Don't you want to get
your family heirloom thingy?
1172
01:04:00,260 --> 01:04:02,063
Oh. Right.
1173
01:04:07,335 --> 01:04:09,501
(CHUCKLES) Got it.
1174
01:04:09,503 --> 01:04:10,972
(RUMBLING)
1175
01:04:36,164 --> 01:04:38,363
(BOTH PANTING)
1176
01:04:38,365 --> 01:04:40,365
- Mmm.
- (CHUCKLING)
1177
01:04:40,367 --> 01:04:42,233
Oh, here, let me get
that for you.
1178
01:04:42,235 --> 01:04:44,503
(DRACULA AND ERICKA CHUCKLING)
1179
01:04:44,505 --> 01:04:45,673
Dad!
1180
01:04:46,840 --> 01:04:48,606
Mavis!
1181
01:04:48,608 --> 01:04:50,409
What are you doing
to my father?
1182
01:04:50,411 --> 01:04:52,378
ERICKA: Wait! Whoa. Whoa!
1183
01:04:52,380 --> 01:04:54,646
Mavis, stop!
Put her down!
1184
01:04:54,648 --> 01:04:58,150
No! She's trying to hurt you.
Why can't you see that?
1185
01:04:58,152 --> 01:04:59,552
(GROANING)
1186
01:04:59,554 --> 01:05:02,420
Because I...
1187
01:05:02,422 --> 01:05:04,657
Because I Zinged.
1188
01:05:04,659 --> 01:05:06,157
- (ERICKA GRUNTS)
- What?
1189
01:05:06,159 --> 01:05:08,696
I Zinged with Ericka.
1190
01:05:09,864 --> 01:05:12,164
No, that can't be true.
1191
01:05:12,166 --> 01:05:13,699
You only Zing once.
1192
01:05:13,701 --> 01:05:16,334
That's what I thought, too.
1193
01:05:16,336 --> 01:05:18,637
"Zing"? What's a Zing?
1194
01:05:18,639 --> 01:05:22,675
Uh, well, it's a thing
for monsters.
1195
01:05:22,677 --> 01:05:25,478
It's kind of like
our "love at first sight."
1196
01:05:25,480 --> 01:05:28,313
What? No. No, no, no.
1197
01:05:28,315 --> 01:05:30,648
- You don't even know me.
- Well, not yet.
1198
01:05:30,650 --> 01:05:33,151
- But we're just...
- No, you don't understand.
1199
01:05:33,153 --> 01:05:34,686
I can't be with you.
1200
01:05:34,688 --> 01:05:37,623
I could never be
with someone like you.
1201
01:05:37,625 --> 01:05:38,760
I could never be with
1202
01:05:39,693 --> 01:05:40,795
a monster.
1203
01:05:51,539 --> 01:05:54,305
Dad, I'm so sorry.
1204
01:05:54,307 --> 01:05:56,110
- I...
- It doesn't matter.
1205
01:05:58,411 --> 01:06:00,147
You heard what she said.
1206
01:06:07,722 --> 01:06:09,557
But a Zing never lies.
1207
01:06:23,838 --> 01:06:25,807
Ha! You got it! (CHUCKLES)
1208
01:06:26,907 --> 01:06:28,342
Yes.
1209
01:06:30,777 --> 01:06:32,577
(LAUGHING)
1210
01:06:32,579 --> 01:06:35,280
Now that we have
the instrument of destruction,
1211
01:06:35,282 --> 01:06:38,217
our family legacy
will be fulfilled.
1212
01:06:38,219 --> 01:06:42,720
But first, we'll draw them in
with a dance party!
1213
01:06:42,722 --> 01:06:45,423
I love to dance.
1214
01:06:45,425 --> 01:06:47,528
- (OLD-TIMEY MUSIC PLAYING)
- (LAUGHING)
1215
01:06:59,373 --> 01:07:00,940
EUNICE: Frank,
could you zip me up?
1216
01:07:00,942 --> 01:07:02,907
We're gonna be late. (GASPS)
1217
01:07:02,909 --> 01:07:05,211
Where did you get those?
1218
01:07:05,213 --> 01:07:07,412
Uh, see, (STAMMERS)
here's the funny thing.
1219
01:07:07,414 --> 01:07:10,316
I lost my hands gambling,
but... It's no big deal!
1220
01:07:10,318 --> 01:07:12,383
Look, I got these
from the seafood buffet.
1221
01:07:12,385 --> 01:07:14,753
Look at this. Clickety-click,
click, clack, clack, click, click.
1222
01:07:14,755 --> 01:07:17,159
I kind of like 'em.
I like 'em.
1223
01:07:22,996 --> 01:07:24,597
Mmm! Mmm! Mmm.
1224
01:07:24,599 --> 01:07:26,398
Mmm. Mmm.
1225
01:07:26,400 --> 01:07:27,536
A-ha!
1226
01:07:35,610 --> 01:07:36,874
(GASPS)
1227
01:07:36,876 --> 01:07:38,880
(SOBS, SQUEALING)
1228
01:07:42,817 --> 01:07:44,717
(SQUEAKING)
1229
01:07:44,719 --> 01:07:46,487
(BOTH SQUEAKING EXCITEDLY)
1230
01:07:50,992 --> 01:07:52,825
Ah, I guess the party's
this way.
1231
01:07:52,827 --> 01:07:53,762
Whoo!
1232
01:07:54,894 --> 01:07:56,364
Whoa!
1233
01:07:57,965 --> 01:07:59,733
(EXCITED CHATTER)
1234
01:08:03,336 --> 01:08:04,639
(GASPS)
1235
01:08:05,706 --> 01:08:06,708
Wow.
1236
01:08:09,409 --> 01:08:11,976
Let's get this party
started right!
1237
01:08:11,978 --> 01:08:13,445
- Whoo-hoo!
- All right!
1238
01:08:13,447 --> 01:08:14,449
- (ALL GASP)
- MONSTER: What?
1239
01:08:15,815 --> 01:08:17,415
EUNICE: Huh?
1240
01:08:17,417 --> 01:08:20,419
I thought they said
the party was this way.
1241
01:08:20,421 --> 01:08:23,258
(ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC
PLAYING IN DISTANCE)
1242
01:08:31,765 --> 01:08:33,801
(MUSIC GROWING LOUDER)
1243
01:08:46,747 --> 01:08:48,946
DJ in a clamshell?
1244
01:08:48,948 --> 01:08:51,450
(GASPS) I'm so jealous.
1245
01:08:51,452 --> 01:08:53,922
- (DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES)
- (RUMBLING)
1246
01:09:06,067 --> 01:09:07,566
(SPOTLIGHTS WHOOSHING)
1247
01:09:07,568 --> 01:09:08,869
(ALL CHEERING)
1248
01:09:12,539 --> 01:09:13,541
(ALL WHOOPING)
1249
01:09:17,944 --> 01:09:19,546
(DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES)
1250
01:09:22,682 --> 01:09:24,051
(WHOOPING)
1251
01:09:29,422 --> 01:09:31,925
(CRYSTAL AND GRIFFIN LAUGHING,
WHOOPING)
1252
01:09:38,099 --> 01:09:42,067
I can't believe my dad Zinged with
someone who's trying to kill him.
1253
01:09:42,069 --> 01:09:44,469
Yeah, the Zing
makes you do crazy things.
1254
01:09:44,471 --> 01:09:46,705
Really, Johnny?
1255
01:09:46,707 --> 01:09:51,477
What's most important to understand
is that love is an infinite enigma
1256
01:09:51,479 --> 01:09:53,745
that is beyond
our understanding.
1257
01:09:53,747 --> 01:09:57,116
You and I were two halves,
a world apart.
1258
01:09:57,118 --> 01:10:00,152
But then we followed
the strands of destiny
1259
01:10:00,154 --> 01:10:01,919
and were brought together.
1260
01:10:01,921 --> 01:10:04,889
And our halves made one whole.
1261
01:10:04,891 --> 01:10:07,092
But what if she and he...
1262
01:10:07,094 --> 01:10:10,661
You must release all the
negativity and look within.
1263
01:10:10,663 --> 01:10:12,701
Your bond is unbreakable.
1264
01:10:14,835 --> 01:10:16,902
You're right, honey. Wow.
1265
01:10:16,904 --> 01:10:18,403
Thanks.
1266
01:10:18,405 --> 01:10:20,772
Whoa, you sounded
pretty smart, Dad.
1267
01:10:20,774 --> 01:10:22,808
Oh, that? Yeah, it was
just the philosophy
1268
01:10:22,810 --> 01:10:25,576
of Sifu Sing from my favorite
TV show when I was a kid,
1269
01:10:25,578 --> 01:10:27,178
Kung Fu Shaolin Monk Master.
1270
01:10:27,180 --> 01:10:28,847
Anyways, let's get back
to dancing!
1271
01:10:28,849 --> 01:10:29,984
Cool.
1272
01:10:34,154 --> 01:10:36,722
Dad? You have to talk
to Ericka.
1273
01:10:36,724 --> 01:10:37,822
- What?
- I know.
1274
01:10:37,824 --> 01:10:39,657
I know what I said before,
1275
01:10:39,659 --> 01:10:42,527
but maybe I overreacted
a teensy bit.
1276
01:10:42,529 --> 01:10:44,830
It's just the thought
of losing you.
1277
01:10:44,832 --> 01:10:47,965
What? What are you talking
about, losing me?
1278
01:10:47,967 --> 01:10:50,001
Well, obviously,
after you get married,
1279
01:10:50,003 --> 01:10:51,969
you're gonna live on the ship
and travel around the world...
1280
01:10:51,971 --> 01:10:54,572
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Slow down, Mavis.
1281
01:10:54,574 --> 01:10:56,808
There are two things
I can promise you.
1282
01:10:56,810 --> 01:11:02,647
One, nothing can ever take me
from you and all my family.
1283
01:11:02,649 --> 01:11:05,920
Two, I will never live
on a boat.
1284
01:11:08,456 --> 01:11:10,923
You're my cute
little tarantula.
1285
01:11:10,925 --> 01:11:13,058
How could I ever leave you?
1286
01:11:13,060 --> 01:11:15,059
Now, seriously,
go talk to her.
1287
01:11:15,061 --> 01:11:17,463
I can't. You heard
what she said,
1288
01:11:17,465 --> 01:11:20,165
she could never be
with someone like me.
1289
01:11:20,167 --> 01:11:22,500
No, Dad.
You're just a half,
1290
01:11:22,502 --> 01:11:26,004
and you have to follow your destiny
to find an infinite whole.
1291
01:11:26,006 --> 01:11:27,839
You sound like Johnny.
1292
01:11:27,841 --> 01:11:30,741
Point is,
you can't deny a Zing.
1293
01:11:30,743 --> 01:11:33,512
Monster, human, unicorn...
1294
01:11:33,514 --> 01:11:34,582
It doesn't matter.
1295
01:11:35,248 --> 01:11:37,551
So go to her! Now!
1296
01:11:39,019 --> 01:11:40,652
Okay. I'm on it.
1297
01:11:40,654 --> 01:11:42,153
(MUSIC STOPS)
1298
01:11:42,155 --> 01:11:43,688
DJ: Hey, man, you're
not allowed up here.
1299
01:11:43,690 --> 01:11:46,191
The DJ booth is a sacred space.
(SCREAMS)
1300
01:11:46,193 --> 01:11:47,595
- (THUDS)
- (DJ GROANS)
1301
01:11:49,596 --> 01:11:50,862
(ALL GASP)
1302
01:11:50,864 --> 01:11:53,197
(GROWLS, BARKING)
1303
01:11:53,199 --> 01:11:55,200
No. Tinkles, quiet.
1304
01:11:55,202 --> 01:11:56,735
Who is this?
1305
01:11:56,737 --> 01:12:01,138
Ha! I know you recognize me,
your greatest rival.
1306
01:12:01,140 --> 01:12:04,041
Hmm. Oh, right.
1307
01:12:04,043 --> 01:12:07,144
You own that Holiday Inn
down by the airport.
1308
01:12:07,146 --> 01:12:11,782
No! It is I,
Abraham Van Helsing.
1309
01:12:11,784 --> 01:12:13,251
Van Helsing?
1310
01:12:13,253 --> 01:12:15,120
After all these years?
1311
01:12:15,122 --> 01:12:17,025
You look awful.
1312
01:12:18,259 --> 01:12:21,226
Always with the quick insults.
1313
01:12:21,228 --> 01:12:23,762
Well, this will shut you up.
1314
01:12:23,764 --> 01:12:25,664
And all monsters.
1315
01:12:25,666 --> 01:12:29,701
Eh, huh? That's just Ericka's
family heirloom thingy.
1316
01:12:29,703 --> 01:12:32,204
(EVIL CHUCKLE)
Good one, Ericka.
1317
01:12:32,206 --> 01:12:33,738
Ericka?
1318
01:12:33,740 --> 01:12:35,107
You fool.
1319
01:12:35,109 --> 01:12:37,976
Not only is she
the ship's captain,
1320
01:12:37,978 --> 01:12:39,878
but she also happens
to be...
1321
01:12:39,880 --> 01:12:41,181
(SNICKERING)
1322
01:12:42,216 --> 01:12:44,619
Wait. You tell him.
1323
01:12:46,252 --> 01:12:48,922
I'm his great-granddaughter.
1324
01:12:50,256 --> 01:12:52,991
I'm Ericka Van Helsing.
1325
01:12:52,993 --> 01:12:55,994
(GASPS) I knew there was
something wrong with her.
1326
01:12:55,996 --> 01:12:57,262
But...
1327
01:12:57,264 --> 01:13:00,065
(STAMMERS)
See, what happened...
1328
01:13:00,067 --> 01:13:02,099
Now that we're all caught up,
1329
01:13:02,101 --> 01:13:04,937
let's get back to the dying.
1330
01:13:04,939 --> 01:13:10,342
Behold, the key to the demise
of all monsters.
1331
01:13:10,344 --> 01:13:11,578
(ALL GASP)
1332
01:13:13,212 --> 01:13:14,581
(ALL GASP)
1333
01:13:15,682 --> 01:13:17,085
(SCREAMS HYSTERICALLY)
1334
01:13:20,587 --> 01:13:21,652
(CRACKS KNUCKLES)
1335
01:13:21,654 --> 01:13:22,853
(GROANS)
1336
01:13:22,855 --> 01:13:24,156
Let's see.
1337
01:13:24,158 --> 01:13:26,791
Right... Okay.
1338
01:13:26,793 --> 01:13:29,861
(PLAYING ELECTRONIC,
SYNCOPATED RIFF)
1339
01:13:29,863 --> 01:13:32,030
Listen to the melody
1340
01:13:32,032 --> 01:13:33,902
of your destruction.
1341
01:13:37,003 --> 01:13:39,370
Ooh, what's this little
doodad do?
1342
01:13:39,372 --> 01:13:40,705
(TURNS UP BASS)
1343
01:13:40,707 --> 01:13:42,242
Yeah!
1344
01:13:50,818 --> 01:13:54,052
(SYNCOPATED RIFF CONTINUES
IN DISTANCE)
1345
01:13:54,054 --> 01:13:56,591
(EYES MATCHING
SYNCOPATED RHYTHM)
1346
01:13:59,693 --> 01:14:01,863
(DEEP RUMBLING)
1347
01:14:04,698 --> 01:14:06,968
Hey, look! It's the Kraken.
1348
01:14:09,168 --> 01:14:11,204
(ROARS)
1349
01:14:15,876 --> 01:14:17,011
(MUSIC STOPS)
1350
01:14:18,712 --> 01:14:21,679
- (RESUMES SYNCOPATED RIFF)
- (BABBLING ROAR)
1351
01:14:21,681 --> 01:14:23,016
Everybody out! Now!
1352
01:14:35,295 --> 01:14:37,696
We're trapped! Everybody back!
1353
01:14:37,698 --> 01:14:39,067
(PANICKED SCREAMS)
1354
01:14:40,300 --> 01:14:41,767
(BABBLING GROWL)
1355
01:14:41,769 --> 01:14:44,072
- (GRIFFIN GASPS)
- (YELLS)
1356
01:14:51,177 --> 01:14:52,680
(GROWLING)
1357
01:14:54,247 --> 01:14:55,414
(CACKLES)
1358
01:14:55,416 --> 01:14:57,085
(WINNIE SCREAMS)
1359
01:14:59,086 --> 01:15:01,021
- (TINKLES GROWLING)
- BOTH: Yay!
1360
01:15:02,890 --> 01:15:04,692
(ALL WHIMPERING)
1361
01:15:08,462 --> 01:15:10,062
Baby!
1362
01:15:10,064 --> 01:15:11,729
Papa!
1363
01:15:11,731 --> 01:15:13,001
(SQUEAKY GRUNTING)
1364
01:15:21,942 --> 01:15:23,778
This has to stop now!
1365
01:15:24,944 --> 01:15:25,943
Drac, no!
1366
01:15:25,945 --> 01:15:26,913
Ah!
1367
01:15:28,181 --> 01:15:29,182
(YELLS)
1368
01:15:30,184 --> 01:15:31,351
(STRAINED GRUNTING)
1369
01:15:38,759 --> 01:15:39,924
(SCREAMS)
1370
01:15:39,926 --> 01:15:41,026
Dad!
1371
01:15:41,028 --> 01:15:42,427
(GRUNTS)
1372
01:15:42,429 --> 01:15:43,928
Mavis!
1373
01:15:43,930 --> 01:15:46,867
Time for the immortal Dracula
to die.
1374
01:15:48,735 --> 01:15:51,171
(PLAYING DRAMATIC
ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
1375
01:15:57,845 --> 01:15:59,111
Dad!
1376
01:15:59,113 --> 01:16:00,748
(STRAINED YELLING)
1377
01:16:05,152 --> 01:16:06,186
No!
1378
01:16:07,787 --> 01:16:08,822
Ericka!
1379
01:16:09,823 --> 01:16:11,159
(GRUNTING)
1380
01:16:12,960 --> 01:16:14,226
Bob! Help!
1381
01:16:14,228 --> 01:16:15,430
Huh?
1382
01:16:18,832 --> 01:16:19,964
Tinkles?
1383
01:16:19,966 --> 01:16:21,133
Dennis.
1384
01:16:21,135 --> 01:16:23,835
Oh, no.
Bob is Tinkles?
1385
01:16:23,837 --> 01:16:25,236
How did he get here?
1386
01:16:25,238 --> 01:16:27,240
But thank goodness he did,
'cause look!
1387
01:16:33,046 --> 01:16:34,981
(THE KRAKEN GROWLING)
1388
01:16:45,859 --> 01:16:47,195
(BELLOWING)
1389
01:17:08,181 --> 01:17:09,446
You can't do this!
1390
01:17:09,448 --> 01:17:11,284
You're wrong
about monsters!
1391
01:17:12,452 --> 01:17:15,320
Dracula... He saved my life.
1392
01:17:15,322 --> 01:17:16,588
What?
1393
01:17:16,590 --> 01:17:18,455
I'm so sorry, Drac.
1394
01:17:18,457 --> 01:17:20,925
I was trying to kill you
this whole time,
1395
01:17:20,927 --> 01:17:23,495
but then I realized
how wrong I was.
1396
01:17:23,497 --> 01:17:25,533
How wrong all of this is.
1397
01:17:27,033 --> 01:17:28,900
And then I...
1398
01:17:28,902 --> 01:17:30,104
I Zinged.
1399
01:17:31,371 --> 01:17:33,304
"Zing"? What's a Zing?
1400
01:17:33,306 --> 01:17:34,572
It's a monster thing.
1401
01:17:34,574 --> 01:17:36,374
You wouldn't understand.
1402
01:17:36,376 --> 01:17:38,977
It's like true love.
1403
01:17:38,979 --> 01:17:40,044
Love?
1404
01:17:40,046 --> 01:17:41,314
(GROWLING)
1405
01:17:43,417 --> 01:17:46,183
Well, I guess the legacy
ends with me.
1406
01:17:46,185 --> 01:17:48,119
Hmm, that's an awkward ending.
(CHUCKLES)
1407
01:17:48,121 --> 01:17:49,321
ERICKA: Nope!
1408
01:17:49,323 --> 01:17:51,959
It's time to start
a new legacy.
1409
01:17:52,993 --> 01:17:55,463
A monster-human legacy.
1410
01:17:56,630 --> 01:17:58,062
No!
1411
01:17:58,064 --> 01:17:59,966
(PLAYING POUNDING DANCE BEAT)
1412
01:18:04,304 --> 01:18:08,240
Drac! Van Helsing's beats are
controlling the giant octopus thingy.
1413
01:18:08,242 --> 01:18:12,244
If there's one thing I hate,
it's an evil DJ.
1414
01:18:12,246 --> 01:18:15,149
We need positive energy!
1415
01:18:21,354 --> 01:18:24,488
Get ready for a DJ battle!
1416
01:18:24,490 --> 01:18:27,424
You just carry all that
stuff around with you?
1417
01:18:27,426 --> 01:18:30,629
Once a bar mitzvah DJ,
always a bar mitzvah DJ.
1418
01:18:30,631 --> 01:18:34,499
We're gonna use good music
to defeat his evil music.
1419
01:18:34,501 --> 01:18:37,134
- What?
- Trust me, I know the tunes,
1420
01:18:37,136 --> 01:18:39,036
but you've got the power.
1421
01:18:39,038 --> 01:18:41,071
All right. Okay.
1422
01:18:41,073 --> 01:18:44,342
Opening song needs to
be off the shizak.
1423
01:18:44,344 --> 01:18:46,447
Ooh, got it. Play this!
(GIGGLES)
1424
01:18:48,015 --> 01:18:50,147
(GOOD VIBRATIONS PLAYING)
1425
01:18:50,149 --> 01:18:52,116
♪ I'm picking up
good vibrations
1426
01:18:52,118 --> 01:18:53,250
(WHOOPING)
1427
01:18:53,252 --> 01:18:55,954
♪ She's giving me excitations
1428
01:18:55,956 --> 01:18:58,255
- ♪ Good
- ♪ I'm picking up
1429
01:18:58,257 --> 01:19:00,025
♪ Good vibrations
1430
01:19:00,027 --> 01:19:01,526
♪ She's giving me
1431
01:19:01,528 --> 01:19:03,093
♪ Excitations
1432
01:19:03,095 --> 01:19:04,929
♪ Good, good, good
1433
01:19:04,931 --> 01:19:06,298
- ♪ Good vibrations
- (ALL CHEERING)
1434
01:19:06,300 --> 01:19:07,499
♪ She's giving me...
1435
01:19:07,501 --> 01:19:09,366
What is that noise?
1436
01:19:09,368 --> 01:19:12,202
♪ I'm picking up
good vibrations
1437
01:19:12,204 --> 01:19:13,938
♪ She's giving me
excitations
1438
01:19:13,940 --> 01:19:15,339
Wow! I like this one.
1439
01:19:15,341 --> 01:19:17,174
This feels good.
1440
01:19:17,176 --> 01:19:19,244
- ♪ Good vibrations ♪
- (LAUGHING)
1441
01:19:19,246 --> 01:19:21,278
The fool.
1442
01:19:21,280 --> 01:19:23,384
- (GOOD VIBRATIONS FADES)
- (PLAYING POUNDING DANCE BEAT)
1443
01:19:27,386 --> 01:19:29,956
- (BABBLING)
- (ALL SCREAMING)
1444
01:19:32,391 --> 01:19:33,327
(GASPS)
1445
01:19:45,372 --> 01:19:48,305
Whoa! His music
is too powerful!
1446
01:19:48,307 --> 01:19:50,642
We're gonna need something
even more positive.
1447
01:19:50,644 --> 01:19:51,913
Now, Drac!
1448
01:19:54,014 --> 01:19:56,250
(INTRO TO DON'T WORRY,
BE HAPPY PLAYING)
1449
01:20:00,354 --> 01:20:02,189
♪ So don't worry
1450
01:20:03,657 --> 01:20:05,190
♪ Be happy
1451
01:20:05,192 --> 01:20:06,357
♪ Don't worry
1452
01:20:06,359 --> 01:20:09,027
- Really?
- It has a nice message.
1453
01:20:09,029 --> 01:20:12,597
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh
1454
01:20:12,599 --> 01:20:14,264
♪ Don't worry
1455
01:20:14,266 --> 01:20:15,767
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh
1456
01:20:15,769 --> 01:20:17,302
♪ Be happy
1457
01:20:17,304 --> 01:20:18,769
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪
1458
01:20:18,771 --> 01:20:21,539
I've had enough
of this nonsense!
1459
01:20:21,541 --> 01:20:24,177
(PLAYING POUNDING,
SYNCOPATED RIFF)
1460
01:20:24,778 --> 01:20:26,280
(LOW GROWL)
1461
01:20:31,251 --> 01:20:32,686
(RUMBLING)
1462
01:20:36,622 --> 01:20:38,790
(ALL SCREAMING)
1463
01:20:38,792 --> 01:20:41,529
(SYNCOPATED RIFF CONTINUES)
1464
01:20:42,328 --> 01:20:44,228
(GROWLING)
1465
01:20:44,230 --> 01:20:47,565
Johnny, we need
the most brain-dominating,
1466
01:20:47,567 --> 01:20:51,335
toe-tappinating song in the
history of all the universe.
1467
01:20:51,337 --> 01:20:52,505
(GROWLING)
1468
01:20:54,707 --> 01:20:57,377
JONATHAN: Come on.
Where is it?
1469
01:20:59,378 --> 01:21:01,513
I don't know!
1470
01:21:01,515 --> 01:21:03,214
There's too many choices.
1471
01:21:03,216 --> 01:21:05,750
(ELECTRONIC,
SYNCOPATED RIFF CONTINUES)
1472
01:21:05,752 --> 01:21:07,751
No, wait!
1473
01:21:07,753 --> 01:21:10,591
This is it.
1474
01:21:13,426 --> 01:21:14,826
(SYNCOPATED RIFF STOPS)
1475
01:21:14,828 --> 01:21:18,165
(INTRO TO MACARENA
PLAYING FAINTLY)
1476
01:21:23,369 --> 01:21:24,669
What the...
1477
01:21:24,671 --> 01:21:27,173
(MUSIC GROWING LOUDER)
1478
01:21:39,286 --> 01:21:41,154
Boy, that stinks.
1479
01:21:47,327 --> 01:21:49,693
It's working!
1480
01:21:49,695 --> 01:21:51,698
(MACARENA CONTINUES)
1481
01:21:56,470 --> 01:22:01,473
Hey, Johnny's corny music
is defeating the evil music.
1482
01:22:01,475 --> 01:22:02,807
I kind of like it.
1483
01:22:02,809 --> 01:22:04,545
WITCHES: Ooh!
1484
01:22:07,713 --> 01:22:09,449
(VLAD SINGS ALONG)
1485
01:22:10,850 --> 01:22:12,717
(SCREAMS)
1486
01:22:12,719 --> 01:22:14,288
- (MACARENA CONTINUES)
- (PLAYING SYNCOPATED RIFF)
1487
01:22:16,323 --> 01:22:18,392
(MACARENA DROWNING OUT
SYNCOPATED RIFF)
1488
01:22:20,627 --> 01:22:23,064
(DANCING TO THE TUNE
OF MACARENA)
1489
01:22:25,231 --> 01:22:27,432
No!
1490
01:22:27,434 --> 01:22:29,603
- (MACARENA BEAT CONTINUES)
- (HAPPY SHOUTS)
1491
01:22:47,253 --> 01:22:49,586
Argh! Ahhh! Whoo!
1492
01:22:49,588 --> 01:22:52,626
I'm a slave to the rhythm!
1493
01:22:54,493 --> 01:22:57,762
(SCREAMING ALONG TO MACARENA)
1494
01:22:57,764 --> 01:22:58,830
(SONG STOPS)
1495
01:22:58,832 --> 01:23:00,101
No!
1496
01:23:02,402 --> 01:23:04,335
Drac, what are you doing?
1497
01:23:04,337 --> 01:23:06,504
You got to be greater
than the haters!
1498
01:23:06,506 --> 01:23:09,376
(SCREAMING)
1499
01:23:10,377 --> 01:23:12,146
- (WINGS FLAPPING)
- Huh?
1500
01:23:22,288 --> 01:23:23,321
Why?
1501
01:23:23,323 --> 01:23:26,223
Why, after everything,
1502
01:23:26,225 --> 01:23:28,358
would you save my life?
1503
01:23:28,360 --> 01:23:31,795
Because basically
we are all the same.
1504
01:23:31,797 --> 01:23:35,400
Claws or hands, two eyes
or three eyes.
1505
01:23:35,402 --> 01:23:37,434
- Green skin.
- No skin.
1506
01:23:37,436 --> 01:23:38,835
- Prickly.
- Brainy.
1507
01:23:38,837 --> 01:23:39,773
(BARKS)
1508
01:23:41,740 --> 01:23:43,711
(STAMMERS SOFTLY)
1509
01:23:44,511 --> 01:23:45,813
I'm sorry.
1510
01:23:47,546 --> 01:23:48,915
(MUFFLED YELLING)
1511
01:23:52,685 --> 01:23:54,686
Ew. (EXHALES)
1512
01:23:54,688 --> 01:23:56,824
You are amazing.
1513
01:24:07,500 --> 01:24:10,304
Look at me, Dennis.
Look at me.
1514
01:24:11,537 --> 01:24:14,304
Come on,
you can't deny it.
1515
01:24:14,306 --> 01:24:16,376
No! I'm too young
to Zing!
1516
01:24:21,314 --> 01:24:23,513
Well, I feel
kind of silly now.
1517
01:24:23,515 --> 01:24:27,352
Heh. For decades
I have hunted your kind,
1518
01:24:27,354 --> 01:24:28,952
persecuted you.
1519
01:24:28,954 --> 01:24:30,591
(DISGRUNTLED CHATTER)
1520
01:24:31,992 --> 01:24:35,195
The only thing I can do
to make it up to you is
1521
01:24:36,429 --> 01:24:37,728
give you
1522
01:24:37,730 --> 01:24:38,996
(STAMMERS)
1523
01:24:38,998 --> 01:24:40,999
a 30% refund.
1524
01:24:41,001 --> 01:24:43,503
- (ANGRY CHATTER)
- Preposterous!
1525
01:24:44,871 --> 01:24:46,704
Oh, all right.
1526
01:24:46,706 --> 01:24:47,905
Full refund.
1527
01:24:47,907 --> 01:24:49,909
(ALL CHEERING)
1528
01:24:58,885 --> 01:25:01,619
(TIRED GROANS AND CHATTER)
1529
01:25:01,621 --> 01:25:03,620
(PANTING)
1530
01:25:03,622 --> 01:25:04,625
(SCREECHING)
1531
01:25:08,662 --> 01:25:10,297
(SNIFFING)
1532
01:25:12,364 --> 01:25:14,531
- (GROWLING)
- (HIGH-PITCHED YIPPING)
1533
01:25:14,533 --> 01:25:15,702
(TINKLES YIPPING)
1534
01:25:16,603 --> 01:25:18,503
(PUPPIES BARKING)
1535
01:25:18,505 --> 01:25:21,438
GRIFFIN: Wayne, Wanda,
what happened to you guys?
1536
01:25:21,440 --> 01:25:24,041
CRYSTAL: Yeah, we, like,
hardly saw you on the cruise.
1537
01:25:24,043 --> 01:25:26,343
Yeah, I know.
1538
01:25:26,345 --> 01:25:28,312
We got tranquilized and spent most
of the trip locked in a closet.
1539
01:25:28,314 --> 01:25:31,018
(SIGHS) We're gonna book it
again for the holidays.
1540
01:25:37,023 --> 01:25:38,522
Hi. Checking in?
1541
01:25:38,524 --> 01:25:40,558
Yes. Thank you.
1542
01:25:40,560 --> 01:25:42,529
- Great. I have a room all ready for you.
- (ERICKA AND DRACULA GIGGLING)
1543
01:25:44,363 --> 01:25:46,531
Hey, buddy, would you mind?
1544
01:25:46,533 --> 01:25:47,635
- Sure thing, pal.
- (ERICKA LAUGHS)
1545
01:25:51,637 --> 01:25:52,706
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
1546
01:25:56,475 --> 01:25:58,011
(DRACULA GIGGLING)
1547
01:26:01,780 --> 01:26:03,481
(LAUGHING)
1548
01:26:03,483 --> 01:26:07,384
Okay, what's going on,
sneaky pants?
1549
01:26:07,386 --> 01:26:09,419
Oh, nothing.
1550
01:26:09,421 --> 01:26:13,626
It's just, I wanted to make
sure nobody would bother us.
1551
01:26:14,461 --> 01:26:16,059
Oh! Why?
1552
01:26:16,061 --> 01:26:18,729
Are you going to suck-a my blood?
Bleh, bleh-bleh.
1553
01:26:18,731 --> 01:26:19,932
(CHUCKLES)
1554
01:26:20,632 --> 01:26:22,433
No.
1555
01:26:22,435 --> 01:26:25,102
I was going to ask you
1556
01:26:25,104 --> 01:26:26,806
if you would marry me.
1557
01:26:27,974 --> 01:26:29,374
(INQUISITIVE GRUNT)
1558
01:26:29,376 --> 01:26:30,844
(GASPS)
1559
01:26:31,810 --> 01:26:33,945
Well? What do you say?
1560
01:26:33,947 --> 01:26:35,481
Will you marry me?
1561
01:26:39,085 --> 01:26:41,422
(STAMMERS) I... I...
1562
01:26:42,154 --> 01:26:43,856
Woobee deeba doobee?
1563
01:26:45,625 --> 01:26:46,793
Wha...
1564
01:26:48,994 --> 01:26:51,497
I mean, I...
woobee doobeedee?
1565
01:26:53,966 --> 01:26:55,400
(GROANS)
1566
01:26:55,402 --> 01:26:57,070
MONSTERS: What did she say?
1567
01:26:58,470 --> 01:27:00,406
Uh... I'm not sure.
1568
01:27:03,609 --> 01:27:04,942
Yes!
1569
01:27:04,944 --> 01:27:05,946
(GASPS)
1570
01:27:07,780 --> 01:27:09,515
Whee!
1571
01:27:12,952 --> 01:27:14,986
(CHEERING, WHOOPING)
1572
01:27:14,988 --> 01:27:16,724
- ♪ I see love
- (GREMLIN CACKLING)
1573
01:27:17,990 --> 01:27:19,055
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
1574
01:27:19,057 --> 01:27:22,058
♪ I see love around me
1575
01:27:22,060 --> 01:27:24,731
- (GREMLIN CACKLES)
- ♪ From a river to a flood
1576
01:27:26,733 --> 01:27:29,467
♪ I see love around me
1577
01:27:29,469 --> 01:27:32,503
♪ Love around me
1578
01:27:32,505 --> 01:27:36,507
♪ All of you helped me
find my heart
1579
01:27:36,509 --> 01:27:40,477
♪ I didn't even know my name
1580
01:27:40,479 --> 01:27:44,048
♪ Then I was blinded
by the dark
1581
01:27:44,050 --> 01:27:47,184
♪ My eyes will never
look the same
1582
01:27:47,186 --> 01:27:50,787
♪ Come on, let's run
and get lost in the crowd
1583
01:27:50,789 --> 01:27:54,791
♪ Into the light
as the night's coming down
1584
01:27:54,793 --> 01:27:58,528
♪ I'm double-tapping,
I'm focusing now
1585
01:27:58,530 --> 01:28:00,600
♪ We're focusing now
1586
01:28:01,667 --> 01:28:03,670
♪ I see love
1587
01:28:05,904 --> 01:28:07,972
♪ I see love around me
1588
01:28:07,974 --> 01:28:09,072
(CACKLING)
1589
01:28:09,074 --> 01:28:11,478
♪ From a river to a flood
1590
01:28:13,246 --> 01:28:15,745
- (MUSIC STOPS)
- (CACKLING)
1591
01:28:15,747 --> 01:28:16,750
(SCREAMS)
1592
01:28:18,585 --> 01:28:19,683
(MUSIC RESUMES)
1593
01:28:19,685 --> 01:28:21,822
♪ From a river to a flood
1594
01:28:24,023 --> 01:28:26,624
♪ I see love around me
1595
01:28:26,626 --> 01:28:28,692
♪ Love around me
1596
01:28:28,694 --> 01:28:32,662
♪ Come on, let's run
and get lost in the crowd
1597
01:28:32,664 --> 01:28:36,534
♪ Into the light
as the night's coming down
1598
01:28:36,536 --> 01:28:39,870
- ♪ I'm double-tapping, I'm focusing now
- Ha-ha!
1599
01:28:39,872 --> 01:28:42,175
♪ We're focusing now
1600
01:28:43,710 --> 01:28:45,242
(GRIFFIN WHOOPS, LAUGHS)
1601
01:28:45,244 --> 01:28:47,245
♪ I see love
1602
01:28:47,247 --> 01:28:49,546
(MOTOR WHIRRING)
1603
01:28:49,548 --> 01:28:52,616
♪ I see love around me
1604
01:28:52,618 --> 01:28:54,921
♪ From a river to a flood
1605
01:28:56,989 --> 01:28:59,857
♪ I see love around me
1606
01:28:59,859 --> 01:29:01,157
♪ Love around me
1607
01:29:01,159 --> 01:29:03,663
♪ I see love
1608
01:29:04,730 --> 01:29:07,999
♪ I see love
1609
01:29:08,001 --> 01:29:10,471
♪ From a river to a flood
1610
01:29:12,572 --> 01:29:15,208
- ♪ I see love around me
- (BURPS)
1611
01:29:16,141 --> 01:29:18,808
♪ I see love ♪
1612
01:29:18,810 --> 01:29:20,947
(FLOAT PLAYING)
1613
01:29:25,918 --> 01:29:27,050
(GREMLIN CACKLING)
1614
01:29:27,052 --> 01:29:29,085
♪ No, I can't be patient
1615
01:29:29,087 --> 01:29:31,088
♪ Pullin' up
in this spaceship
1616
01:29:31,090 --> 01:29:32,790
♪ Don't need no destination
1617
01:29:32,792 --> 01:29:34,858
♪ Baby, come on
1618
01:29:34,860 --> 01:29:37,160
♪ Don't need
to complicate this
1619
01:29:37,162 --> 01:29:39,296
♪ We're lifting off
of this pavement
1620
01:29:39,298 --> 01:29:43,034
♪ I'll take you to that place
where we can vibe on
1621
01:29:43,036 --> 01:29:46,970
♪ There ain't nothin'
but a slow ride
1622
01:29:46,972 --> 01:29:51,642
♪ So, come on, let's catch
some more vibes
1623
01:29:51,644 --> 01:29:54,847
♪ Baby, let me get
by your side
1624
01:29:55,847 --> 01:29:58,182
♪ And hold on
1625
01:29:58,184 --> 01:30:00,887
♪ Wanna float away with you
1626
01:30:02,287 --> 01:30:05,024
♪ Wanna float away with you
1627
01:30:06,759 --> 01:30:09,029
♪ Nothing else I'd rather do
1628
01:30:10,762 --> 01:30:15,732
♪ Wanna float away with you
1629
01:30:15,734 --> 01:30:17,968
♪ You, baby
1630
01:30:17,970 --> 01:30:19,937
- ♪ Away, yeah
- (CACKLES)
1631
01:30:19,939 --> 01:30:21,938
♪ Away, yeah
1632
01:30:21,940 --> 01:30:23,809
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah
1633
01:30:25,211 --> 01:30:27,678
♪ Sun over that ocean
1634
01:30:27,680 --> 01:30:29,780
- ♪ Sippin' on that potion
- (CRASHING)
1635
01:30:29,782 --> 01:30:32,653
♪ Don't matter where we
rollin', baby, come on
1636
01:30:33,920 --> 01:30:35,785
♪ Your love prescription
1637
01:30:35,787 --> 01:30:37,754
♪ Is gettin' me so lifted
1638
01:30:37,756 --> 01:30:41,726
♪ 'Bout to take this trip
where we can vibe on
1639
01:30:41,728 --> 01:30:44,227
♪ There ain't nothin'
but a slow ride
1640
01:30:44,229 --> 01:30:46,030
♪ Slow ride
1641
01:30:46,032 --> 01:30:48,665
♪ So, come on, let's catch
some more vibes
1642
01:30:48,667 --> 01:30:50,101
♪ More vibes
1643
01:30:50,103 --> 01:30:52,940
♪ Baby, let me get
by your side
1644
01:30:54,207 --> 01:30:56,807
♪ And hold on
1645
01:30:56,809 --> 01:31:00,977
♪ Wanna float away with you
1646
01:31:00,979 --> 01:31:05,249
- ♪ Wanna float away with you
- (GREMLINS CACKLE)
1647
01:31:05,251 --> 01:31:08,184
♪ Nothing else I'd rather do
1648
01:31:08,186 --> 01:31:09,320
(WHOOPING)
1649
01:31:09,322 --> 01:31:11,789
♪ Wanna float away with you
1650
01:31:11,791 --> 01:31:13,190
♪ Float
1651
01:31:13,192 --> 01:31:16,796
♪ Wanna float away with you ♪
1652
01:31:19,032 --> 01:31:21,001
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1653
01:31:21,003 --> 01:31:26,003
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1654
01:31:27,305 --> 01:31:33,491
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