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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,362 --> 00:00:23,296 - Babe. - Mmm. 2 00:00:23,298 --> 00:00:24,598 Lizzie. Mmm. 3 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:28,402 No. Mmm. Come on, please. 4 00:00:28,404 --> 00:00:30,737 - Mmm. - I'm tired, Peter. 5 00:00:30,739 --> 00:00:32,706 Baby, come on, just one. 6 00:00:32,708 --> 00:00:34,174 Peter. 7 00:00:34,809 --> 00:00:36,176 Please. 8 00:00:38,713 --> 00:00:43,450 ♪ Take me to the moon, baby 9 00:00:43,452 --> 00:00:46,319 ♪ Take me to the stars 10 00:00:46,321 --> 00:00:49,790 ♪ Yeah, 'cause you know that 11 00:00:49,792 --> 00:00:52,459 ♪ You're mine, baby 12 00:00:52,461 --> 00:00:56,263 ♪ You know that you are 13 00:00:58,833 --> 00:01:01,168 It's never not funny. 14 00:01:01,170 --> 00:01:03,136 - You really like it. - I love it. 15 00:01:05,674 --> 00:01:08,508 - Mmm. Love you. - Mmm. 16 00:01:08,843 --> 00:01:11,278 Oh, yeah. Mmm. 17 00:01:12,113 --> 00:01:14,514 Joyce, off the bed. 18 00:01:14,516 --> 00:01:18,552 Oh, you gotta be kidding me. 19 00:01:23,357 --> 00:01:24,491 Hey. 20 00:01:24,493 --> 00:01:26,293 He stole my fucking watch. 21 00:01:26,295 --> 00:01:28,328 It's too late to be calling, Andie. What? 22 00:01:28,796 --> 00:01:30,864 The guy that I met at the Hairy Lemon. We had sex, 23 00:01:30,866 --> 00:01:33,767 he stole my watch, which cost more than his fucking car. 24 00:01:34,168 --> 00:01:36,636 Um, I think I have your watch. 25 00:01:37,505 --> 00:01:38,572 What? 26 00:01:38,574 --> 00:01:40,774 You left it here when you went to the beach. 27 00:01:40,776 --> 00:01:41,842 Oh. 28 00:01:41,844 --> 00:01:47,447 No. No, fuck it, it's my Dad's. I don't give a shit. 29 00:01:48,316 --> 00:01:51,218 - I'll talk to you tomorrow. - No. Wait. 30 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:55,222 Can I come over? Still feels like this guy stole the watch. 31 00:02:15,776 --> 00:02:17,477 Hey, dog. 32 00:02:20,648 --> 00:02:23,183 Didn't realize you'd stayed over last night. 33 00:02:23,185 --> 00:02:25,352 Hmm. I should just rent out a room from you guys. 34 00:02:25,354 --> 00:02:26,486 Ha. 35 00:02:27,288 --> 00:02:30,590 Hey, you want a muffin? 36 00:02:31,425 --> 00:02:33,860 I got the gross zucchini kind you like. 37 00:02:35,930 --> 00:02:38,165 You know, I had a friend who went through eight rounds of IVF 38 00:02:38,167 --> 00:02:39,533 before she got pregnant. 39 00:02:40,469 --> 00:02:44,838 Okay, maybe it wasn't eight. It was more like two. 40 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:45,921 What are you talking about? 41 00:02:47,208 --> 00:02:49,309 We should probably get going. 42 00:02:49,311 --> 00:02:50,944 I don't want you to be late for therapy. 43 00:02:52,713 --> 00:02:56,249 Therapy. I can't believe you're in therapy. 44 00:02:57,852 --> 00:03:01,421 I just don't understand why you have to tell her everything. 45 00:03:01,423 --> 00:03:04,291 I don't tell her everything. 46 00:03:04,293 --> 00:03:06,459 Well, she knows we're doing another round of IVF, 47 00:03:06,461 --> 00:03:07,928 which, by the way, was news to me. 48 00:03:08,330 --> 00:03:11,264 I mean, how are we even gonna pay for it? 49 00:03:11,266 --> 00:03:12,933 We couldn't afford it the last three times. 50 00:03:12,935 --> 00:03:15,635 Well, I could do some more tutoring. 51 00:03:15,637 --> 00:03:17,837 That barely covers groceries. 52 00:03:18,940 --> 00:03:20,207 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 53 00:03:20,209 --> 00:03:24,778 You know, you don't have to drive such an expensive car, Peter. 54 00:03:24,780 --> 00:03:27,681 Well, I have an image to present to my clients. 55 00:03:28,683 --> 00:03:29,816 Okay. 56 00:03:29,818 --> 00:03:34,721 I have said from the start that I would always be straight with you both. 57 00:03:34,723 --> 00:03:37,390 And I'm willing to stroke the shaft, 58 00:03:37,392 --> 00:03:39,826 but I'm not gonna cradle the balls. 59 00:03:41,295 --> 00:03:43,730 Because, the thing is, this is, um... 60 00:03:45,233 --> 00:03:46,366 This is boring. 61 00:03:46,368 --> 00:03:49,903 Yeah. Really, I've been watching the two of you. 62 00:03:49,905 --> 00:03:52,906 You're drowning in the sea of boring bullshit, 63 00:03:53,274 --> 00:03:54,908 and I am choking on the fumes. 64 00:03:54,910 --> 00:03:58,011 I mean, you have been coming in here, I don't know, maybe, 65 00:03:58,013 --> 00:03:59,713 well, over a year, 66 00:03:59,715 --> 00:04:02,015 and I don't think any of us have really said anything. 67 00:04:02,717 --> 00:04:05,252 It's like we're talking about the weather every week. 68 00:04:05,254 --> 00:04:09,956 News flash, it's LA. It's always sunny. Nobody gives a fuck. 69 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:12,726 So, let's focus on something else. 70 00:04:16,364 --> 00:04:19,833 Thank you, Dr. Grayson, thank you. 71 00:04:22,770 --> 00:04:25,005 Previous owner was a professor of botany, and he... 72 00:04:25,007 --> 00:04:28,441 You can tell he took care of his garden, and rightfully so, 73 00:04:28,443 --> 00:04:30,777 considering the beautiful vista. 74 00:04:30,779 --> 00:04:32,679 You would probably spend a lot of time back here. 75 00:04:32,681 --> 00:04:35,682 Now this... No, you don't want to get wet? 76 00:04:35,684 --> 00:04:40,353 Hi. This house just went on the market, and considering its beauty, 77 00:04:40,488 --> 00:04:42,956 it is probably gonna go pretty fast. 78 00:04:43,557 --> 00:04:45,358 Where's the pool? 79 00:04:46,594 --> 00:04:47,761 I'm sorry? 80 00:04:48,363 --> 00:04:53,366 This isn't a pool. It's a fucking petri dish. 81 00:04:56,604 --> 00:04:59,372 Hey, Pete! Don't sweat it. 82 00:04:59,607 --> 00:05:01,308 I know you'll bring the magic next time. 83 00:05:02,443 --> 00:05:03,677 Ciao, bella. 84 00:05:06,614 --> 00:05:07,981 Douche bag. 85 00:05:09,317 --> 00:05:13,053 Okay, so let's try, "He knows her". 86 00:05:15,089 --> 00:05:17,457 Il la connait. 87 00:05:19,093 --> 00:05:20,727 Tres bien, monsieur. 88 00:05:20,729 --> 00:05:21,929 That's great. 89 00:05:25,633 --> 00:05:26,900 Let's beach it up, bitch. 90 00:05:26,902 --> 00:05:29,069 I'm just finishing up here with Justin. 91 00:05:29,637 --> 00:05:33,873 Admit it, you're totally pulling a Mary Kay Letourneau. Could you shut up? 92 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:35,709 What? I want to meet him. Can I meet him? Shh! 93 00:05:35,711 --> 00:05:36,910 Joyce! 94 00:05:36,912 --> 00:05:40,680 Get it away. Just ignore her. Joyce, Joyce. 95 00:05:40,682 --> 00:05:42,949 Justin, this is my friend, Andie. 96 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:47,687 Andie? Hey! 97 00:05:49,623 --> 00:05:50,690 Hey. 98 00:05:58,632 --> 00:06:00,734 Andie, you okay? 99 00:06:01,035 --> 00:06:02,369 Yeah. 100 00:06:03,037 --> 00:06:05,105 Yeah, I'll be right out. 101 00:06:22,690 --> 00:06:23,957 Hey. 102 00:06:25,526 --> 00:06:28,528 Do you think maybe you've got food poisoning? 103 00:06:29,864 --> 00:06:30,964 No. 104 00:06:38,739 --> 00:06:40,840 Are you warm enough? Yeah. 105 00:06:45,179 --> 00:06:46,713 I'm sorry, Lizzie. 106 00:06:47,982 --> 00:06:49,149 What? 107 00:06:49,884 --> 00:06:50,950 Why? 108 00:06:51,452 --> 00:06:52,819 Because, 109 00:06:54,822 --> 00:06:56,689 this is just so unfair. 110 00:06:57,491 --> 00:07:00,727 Hey. It's gonna be all right. 111 00:07:02,596 --> 00:07:03,997 We're gonna figure this out. 112 00:07:06,901 --> 00:07:09,569 So, who's the guy? Someone she met on the internet? 113 00:07:09,571 --> 00:07:12,872 No, it's just somebody she met in a bar. 114 00:07:13,073 --> 00:07:15,041 Jesus. 115 00:07:16,010 --> 00:07:17,844 So, what's she gonna do? 116 00:07:17,846 --> 00:07:20,647 Well, she doesn't know. 117 00:07:27,655 --> 00:07:29,522 Come to bed. 118 00:07:43,771 --> 00:07:45,538 I told my father. 119 00:07:46,740 --> 00:07:48,208 What'd he say? 120 00:07:48,742 --> 00:07:51,678 He said he'd support me whatever I decided. 121 00:07:52,012 --> 00:07:54,614 And then he needed to go play golf. 122 00:07:57,651 --> 00:08:00,620 You know, I really don't want to have a baby, 123 00:08:00,622 --> 00:08:04,023 but to get rid of it at my age seems a little gauche. 124 00:08:06,060 --> 00:08:08,695 Well, you don't have to tell anyone. 125 00:08:09,730 --> 00:08:12,232 No one would have to know. You'd know. 126 00:08:17,872 --> 00:08:19,873 Here you are. Four sugars. Mmm-hmm. 127 00:08:21,709 --> 00:08:24,511 Ah, sure you don't want anything to eat? 128 00:08:24,513 --> 00:08:27,046 We've got an hour. No, coffee's fine. 129 00:08:29,917 --> 00:08:32,085 So, how's your new roommate? 130 00:08:33,020 --> 00:08:34,287 He sucks. 131 00:08:35,523 --> 00:08:38,258 Talks too much in group. He's got a goiter. 132 00:08:39,860 --> 00:08:41,094 Goiter? 133 00:08:41,295 --> 00:08:42,929 Is that a thyroid issue? 134 00:08:42,931 --> 00:08:45,198 He's got this huge fucking bulge right here. 135 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:49,636 And he likes to fondle it, so it looks like he's jerking off his neck. 136 00:08:51,805 --> 00:08:52,906 Wow. 137 00:08:59,246 --> 00:09:02,682 So, you need me to bring you anything? No, thanks. 138 00:09:02,883 --> 00:09:04,017 Okay. 139 00:09:04,218 --> 00:09:06,019 All right, well. 140 00:09:07,655 --> 00:09:08,721 Take it easy. 141 00:09:09,690 --> 00:09:11,291 Yeah, you too, bro. 142 00:09:11,293 --> 00:09:13,159 Don't call me "bro". 143 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:01,341 What are you doing? 144 00:10:05,279 --> 00:10:06,379 Nothing. 145 00:10:07,381 --> 00:10:11,351 I was just, uh, thinking of, uh, 146 00:10:12,252 --> 00:10:13,987 starting dinner. 147 00:10:47,187 --> 00:10:48,855 Hey. 148 00:10:50,290 --> 00:10:52,258 I want you to have it. 149 00:10:53,127 --> 00:10:54,661 Have what? 150 00:10:55,162 --> 00:10:57,330 The beast growing inside me. 151 00:10:58,165 --> 00:10:59,332 Andie. 152 00:11:01,001 --> 00:11:04,003 Look, I know this sounds crazy... Yeah. 153 00:11:04,371 --> 00:11:05,905 It does. 154 00:11:05,907 --> 00:11:07,707 Just listen, okay? 155 00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:09,742 I made an appointment at the clinic, 156 00:11:12,413 --> 00:11:15,014 but I couldn't go through with it. 157 00:11:15,182 --> 00:11:17,984 Not when I know how much you want this. 158 00:11:21,855 --> 00:11:23,823 I can do this for you. 159 00:11:24,958 --> 00:11:26,459 And I want to. 160 00:11:28,762 --> 00:11:30,463 Just think about it. 161 00:11:32,366 --> 00:11:33,700 I, 162 00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:38,905 I don't know what to say. 163 00:11:40,274 --> 00:11:41,774 Say "yes". 164 00:11:49,016 --> 00:11:50,383 Yes. 165 00:11:53,754 --> 00:11:57,090 I'm sorry, she wants to just give us her child? 166 00:11:57,858 --> 00:12:00,226 I know it sounds a little unconventional... 167 00:12:00,761 --> 00:12:03,262 No, it doesn't, no, no. People give each other children all the time. 168 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:04,704 If anything is passe at this point... 169 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,735 Mmm. You didn't get the tiramisu? 170 00:12:09,436 --> 00:12:11,738 What about the father? Shouldn't he have a say in this? 171 00:12:11,740 --> 00:12:13,740 She doesn't know how to get in touch with him. 172 00:12:13,742 --> 00:12:15,208 She doesn't even know his last name. 173 00:12:15,210 --> 00:12:16,409 Of course. 174 00:12:16,411 --> 00:12:19,345 Why can't we at least explore this? 175 00:12:19,347 --> 00:12:22,123 Joyce! Well, because it's not an expedition. 176 00:12:22,149 --> 00:12:23,875 We're not fucking pioneers. 177 00:12:24,352 --> 00:12:27,187 I can't even believe we're talking about it. 178 00:12:27,213 --> 00:12:29,455 You know what? It's an insane idea. 179 00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:31,290 - Joyce! There she is. - She's here. 180 00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:33,059 Come here, girl, come on. 181 00:12:33,061 --> 00:12:36,028 Jesus! She shit on the floor again. 182 00:12:36,030 --> 00:12:39,132 Oh, God, it's 'cause she's been stuck in the house all day. 183 00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:41,901 Yeah, well, she needs to be trained properly. 184 00:12:41,903 --> 00:12:43,236 Come on. 185 00:12:45,906 --> 00:12:47,273 What if he doesn't come around? 186 00:12:47,275 --> 00:12:48,875 Oh, he'll be fine. 187 00:12:48,877 --> 00:12:51,377 He just needs a little time to get used to the idea. 188 00:12:52,279 --> 00:12:54,947 So, I'm gonna see you later, right? 189 00:12:55,082 --> 00:12:56,849 If you're lucky. 190 00:12:57,084 --> 00:13:00,319 Happy Birthday. Piss off. 191 00:13:08,095 --> 00:13:10,163 ♪ The train is gone, love 192 00:13:10,165 --> 00:13:11,430 ♪ It's gone 193 00:13:11,432 --> 00:13:13,432 ♪ It's out of sight 194 00:13:13,434 --> 00:13:16,803 Where did it go? I don't know. 195 00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:19,806 ♪ Good night, my darling 196 00:13:19,808 --> 00:13:21,073 Whoo! 197 00:13:21,075 --> 00:13:24,877 ♪ Darling good night 198 00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:30,082 ♪ Good night 199 00:13:30,084 --> 00:13:33,019 Yeah! Whoo! Whoo! 200 00:13:33,220 --> 00:13:35,922 Hey, um, I'm gonna, um 201 00:13:35,924 --> 00:13:37,204 give you your present now. Whoo! 202 00:13:38,292 --> 00:13:42,061 Ooh, I am so excited! 203 00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:48,234 Oh, my God! 204 00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:52,505 I was trying to finish it on time. 205 00:13:52,507 --> 00:13:55,274 I'm sorry, come again? I made it. 206 00:13:55,276 --> 00:13:56,342 You made it? 207 00:13:56,344 --> 00:13:57,465 Yeah. 208 00:13:58,111 --> 00:13:59,846 That is disgusting! 209 00:13:59,848 --> 00:14:02,548 Yeah, yeah, being unemployed has its benefits. 210 00:14:04,284 --> 00:14:08,020 Look at this! It's fucking cable knit, people! 211 00:14:08,022 --> 00:14:11,157 Like, Jesus, is there anything you can't do? 212 00:14:17,965 --> 00:14:19,098 Um. 213 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:21,334 Um, just. 214 00:14:22,002 --> 00:14:23,970 Anyone want any coffee? 215 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:27,874 Are you sure? 216 00:14:28,375 --> 00:14:29,876 Some tea? 217 00:14:30,444 --> 00:14:33,145 Yeah, I'm fine. 218 00:14:33,147 --> 00:14:35,147 I love you, lizard. 219 00:14:40,187 --> 00:14:43,089 Oh, I can't take this, this is too unfair. 220 00:14:43,557 --> 00:14:45,224 Oh, God. 221 00:15:19,693 --> 00:15:22,261 Hey. Hey. 222 00:15:25,332 --> 00:15:26,399 Can I? 223 00:15:28,535 --> 00:15:29,702 Sure. 224 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:41,013 Wow. 225 00:15:41,548 --> 00:15:44,150 You don't expect it to be so fast. 226 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,521 I guess when you have that much growing to do, 227 00:15:48,523 --> 00:15:51,290 your heart's gonna work twice as hard. 228 00:15:56,229 --> 00:15:58,097 I love you, Lizzie. 229 00:15:59,499 --> 00:16:01,233 I love you, too. 230 00:16:09,242 --> 00:16:11,177 Come on, you guys. 231 00:16:12,646 --> 00:16:14,413 So gross. 232 00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:45,478 Ew, Mom, stop. You're already suffocating me. 233 00:16:47,081 --> 00:16:49,248 Mom. Mommy. 234 00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:51,283 I need a drink. Mommy. 235 00:16:51,285 --> 00:16:52,785 Get me out of here. 236 00:16:52,787 --> 00:16:55,087 You're a bitch, you're going to be a terrible mom. 237 00:17:01,495 --> 00:17:04,163 I just don't understand why she has to live here. 238 00:17:04,165 --> 00:17:07,700 It's just while she's pregnant, sweetie. She's all alone. 239 00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:10,403 No, no, no, get away from me. 240 00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:11,845 No, no, no, no, no. Get away from me. 241 00:17:12,039 --> 00:17:13,372 Freak show. 242 00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:27,219 I don't know what's gonna happen to me. 243 00:17:27,221 --> 00:17:28,387 What? 244 00:17:30,590 --> 00:17:32,658 I don't want to be alone. 245 00:17:33,460 --> 00:17:34,627 Andie, 246 00:17:35,328 --> 00:17:36,462 you're not. 247 00:17:36,464 --> 00:17:38,798 Oh, come on, you know what I mean. 248 00:17:41,668 --> 00:17:44,303 You're gonna find somebody one day. 249 00:17:44,604 --> 00:17:46,138 I know it. 250 00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:48,207 How do you know it? 251 00:17:48,209 --> 00:17:50,443 God. I just do. 252 00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:52,078 I just do. 253 00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:55,414 Like I always knew that I was gonna be a mom one day. 254 00:17:58,518 --> 00:18:00,219 Oh, Jesus. 255 00:18:00,221 --> 00:18:03,089 I'm sorry. I'm so gassy. 256 00:18:03,091 --> 00:18:04,590 Oh, my God. 257 00:18:04,592 --> 00:18:06,859 Gaseous Clay over here. 258 00:18:07,327 --> 00:18:09,862 Yeah, it's flying like a butterfly. 259 00:18:10,497 --> 00:18:13,432 It's floating like a butterfly. It's gross. 260 00:18:14,634 --> 00:18:17,369 Oh, thank God you get my jokes. 261 00:18:20,207 --> 00:18:21,740 Always, my love. 262 00:18:29,116 --> 00:18:31,650 Hey, make sure that gate locks behind you 263 00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:34,487 'cause Joyce almost got out the other day. 264 00:18:35,288 --> 00:18:37,656 Leave the gate open. Cool. Got it. 265 00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:39,358 Uh, not funny. 266 00:18:41,761 --> 00:18:45,698 God, that baby looks like it's uncomfortable. 267 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:49,702 Hi, I'm Betty. I'm a sonogram technician. 268 00:18:49,870 --> 00:18:51,637 Hi. What's up, Betty? 269 00:18:52,239 --> 00:18:53,606 No cell phones in here. 270 00:18:53,608 --> 00:18:55,241 Oh. Okay. 271 00:18:55,408 --> 00:18:57,209 Just try to relax. 272 00:18:57,677 --> 00:18:59,411 Hey, when can we find out the sex? 273 00:18:59,413 --> 00:19:01,280 Wait, wait, I don't want to know. 274 00:19:01,282 --> 00:19:03,249 Okay. You can whisper it to me. No. 275 00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:05,818 No, why? You can't know if I don't. Why do you even care? 276 00:19:05,820 --> 00:19:09,155 I don't know. Maybe I'm just curious if there's a penis or a vagina growing inside me. 277 00:19:09,157 --> 00:19:10,556 Just forget it, okay? We don't want to know. 278 00:19:10,558 --> 00:19:12,458 We'll be able to tell around 14 weeks, 279 00:19:12,460 --> 00:19:14,827 so you two have time to think about it. 280 00:19:14,829 --> 00:19:16,795 Okay, thank you. Cool beans. 281 00:19:16,797 --> 00:19:19,632 Cool beans? Did I just say that? 282 00:19:19,634 --> 00:19:21,934 All right. This will feel a little cold. 283 00:19:23,571 --> 00:19:25,871 Feels like I'm getting kissed on. Andie. 284 00:19:27,374 --> 00:19:28,574 Sorry. 285 00:19:32,212 --> 00:19:34,280 All right, see that there? 286 00:19:37,817 --> 00:19:39,618 That's the embryo. 287 00:19:58,471 --> 00:20:01,507 Yeah, everything was great. Doctor said everything is fine. 288 00:20:01,875 --> 00:20:03,509 We got a little picture to show you. 289 00:20:03,877 --> 00:20:05,444 Great, great, sound's good. 290 00:20:05,446 --> 00:20:08,547 Hey, listen, I got a call from Casey's sponsor. 291 00:20:08,882 --> 00:20:10,349 Oh. 292 00:20:10,351 --> 00:20:11,483 Is everything okay? 293 00:20:11,618 --> 00:20:12,818 Yeah, everything's fine. 294 00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:14,887 Um, he said Casey can come home. 295 00:20:14,889 --> 00:20:17,823 So, I thought it might be nice to have him over for dinner. 296 00:20:18,491 --> 00:20:20,426 Oh. Um. 297 00:20:20,827 --> 00:20:22,328 Of course. 298 00:20:22,330 --> 00:20:24,463 Ew. Why are my hands all sweaty? 299 00:20:24,764 --> 00:20:26,498 I'll just throw a couple of things on the grill. 300 00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:27,967 Okay, well, I'll, 301 00:20:27,969 --> 00:20:29,435 I'll make a little salad or something. 302 00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:31,437 Seriously, I feel like Clammy Davis Junior. 303 00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:32,504 Okay. Feel. 304 00:20:32,506 --> 00:20:33,572 Feel that. Oh, Andie! 305 00:20:33,574 --> 00:20:35,507 That's like totally... Gross! 306 00:20:35,509 --> 00:20:36,775 Gross! I know. 307 00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:39,445 Hey, sweetie, yeah, I got to go. Bye. 308 00:20:40,247 --> 00:20:41,647 You made it! 309 00:20:42,716 --> 00:20:43,782 Got everything? 310 00:20:46,519 --> 00:20:47,953 Okay, let's do this. 311 00:21:01,835 --> 00:21:04,470 Jesus, that guy is totally gonna relapse. 312 00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:06,505 - Andie, don't say that. Mmm-hmm. 313 00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:08,941 Hi, boys! 314 00:21:10,010 --> 00:21:11,377 Okay, again, fast. 315 00:21:11,578 --> 00:21:13,445 Faster, one, two, three. 316 00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:15,381 Yes! 317 00:21:16,050 --> 00:21:18,784 This is coming straight at you this time, okay? 318 00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:22,454 One, two, 319 00:21:23,056 --> 00:21:24,823 three. Yes! Awesome! 320 00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:27,293 Hey, both of you do me a favor. 321 00:21:29,429 --> 00:21:33,699 Guys, let's not tell Casey about the baby, yet. 322 00:21:33,701 --> 00:21:34,833 Why? 323 00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:36,001 What am I gonna say? 324 00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:39,305 Sorry, you just got out of rehab for the fourth time, 325 00:21:39,307 --> 00:21:40,806 but guess what? We're getting a baby. 326 00:21:41,908 --> 00:21:44,376 Okay. Just seems a little weird if we don't tell him. 327 00:21:44,511 --> 00:21:48,414 Well, I just want to give him some time to adjust to his new surroundings. 328 00:21:48,748 --> 00:21:49,882 Then, we'll tell him. 329 00:21:49,884 --> 00:21:51,050 Okay. 330 00:21:53,453 --> 00:21:54,520 Andie? 331 00:21:54,988 --> 00:21:56,789 Sure, dog. It's your party. 332 00:21:58,792 --> 00:22:01,560 Hey, can you make one of those well done for me? 333 00:22:01,562 --> 00:22:02,795 Oh, Jesus! 334 00:22:03,763 --> 00:22:06,532 Joyce, took a shit on the floor again. 335 00:22:06,701 --> 00:22:10,903 It's because she's not getting enough praise when she goes outside, honey. 336 00:22:10,905 --> 00:22:12,838 She took a dump upstairs, too. 337 00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:14,040 Yeah, and did you clean it up? 338 00:22:17,510 --> 00:22:20,079 Joyce, I'll shit in your dog house tonight. 339 00:22:31,624 --> 00:22:32,991 How's the tri-tip, bro? 340 00:22:34,861 --> 00:22:36,462 It's fine, bro. 341 00:22:38,498 --> 00:22:40,699 Mmm, it's great, honey. 342 00:22:43,036 --> 00:22:45,003 You know, I always wanted to go to rehab. 343 00:22:47,474 --> 00:22:48,941 I mean, not to get sober. 344 00:22:51,644 --> 00:22:53,045 Do you like that corn, Casey? 345 00:22:53,047 --> 00:22:54,646 It's, it's from the garden. 346 00:22:54,648 --> 00:22:56,448 Mmm, yeah, thanks. 347 00:22:57,650 --> 00:23:00,719 Hey, so, any news on the baby front? 348 00:23:04,624 --> 00:23:06,158 Um, no, not yet. 349 00:23:07,026 --> 00:23:08,827 Who's up for dessert? Huh? 350 00:23:10,430 --> 00:23:11,830 Sure. Yeah. 351 00:23:11,832 --> 00:23:13,472 I don't see why you guys don't just adopt? 352 00:23:15,034 --> 00:23:17,469 Or did Mom and Dad's whole experience put you off that idea? 353 00:23:17,471 --> 00:23:18,604 You done with that? 354 00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:20,139 I mean, just cause I'm a bad apple. 355 00:23:20,573 --> 00:23:21,940 Sorbet, do we have any? 356 00:23:21,942 --> 00:23:23,976 Yes. We do. Good. 357 00:23:23,978 --> 00:23:26,445 Honey, we've even got some ice cream in the freezer. 358 00:23:26,447 --> 00:23:28,414 We do. That's right. Great. 359 00:23:28,416 --> 00:23:29,648 I will get that then. Good. 360 00:23:29,650 --> 00:23:31,083 And how about tea? Coffee? 361 00:23:31,085 --> 00:23:33,152 Anyone? I'll do that. I'll make a pot of both. 362 00:23:33,154 --> 00:23:34,486 And decaf for you. 363 00:23:34,488 --> 00:23:36,155 No, you can have caffeine. I'm sorry. 364 00:23:36,157 --> 00:23:37,956 All right. And I'll be right back. 365 00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:39,024 Okay. 366 00:23:41,861 --> 00:23:44,129 So, what are you saying? He wants to move in here? 367 00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:45,731 No, no, no, no, no. 368 00:23:45,733 --> 00:23:49,535 It's just his doctor doesn't think he should be alone right now. 369 00:23:49,537 --> 00:23:51,737 Doesn't he have any friends that he could stay with? 370 00:23:52,572 --> 00:23:54,606 All of his friends are drug-addicts. 371 00:23:55,175 --> 00:23:56,675 Just. 372 00:23:57,444 --> 00:23:58,777 I don't think this is a good idea. 373 00:23:59,579 --> 00:24:01,914 Well, then this isn't fair. Andie gets to stay here. 374 00:24:04,885 --> 00:24:06,051 I'm sorry. 375 00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:10,055 Look, I just want to be able to keep an eye on him. 376 00:24:10,857 --> 00:24:12,157 Okay? 377 00:24:13,126 --> 00:24:14,626 Of course. 378 00:24:15,028 --> 00:24:16,762 Of course, he can stay. 379 00:24:16,896 --> 00:24:18,096 Thank you. 380 00:24:18,098 --> 00:24:21,200 Can you take this thing off? 381 00:24:21,801 --> 00:24:23,769 Ooh, of course. Please. Peter. 382 00:24:24,704 --> 00:24:26,972 Okay. I'm gonna go make up the couch. 383 00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:28,674 Thank you. 384 00:24:33,546 --> 00:24:34,713 Joyce. 385 00:24:35,748 --> 00:24:37,015 Babe? 386 00:24:37,884 --> 00:24:39,818 That's an expensive cut of meat. 387 00:24:39,820 --> 00:24:40,953 It's not for Joyce. 388 00:24:43,623 --> 00:24:44,890 Here. 389 00:24:45,158 --> 00:24:47,159 It's good, expensive meat. 390 00:24:47,161 --> 00:24:48,694 Casey needs to grow up. 391 00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:50,896 Mmm. So you got adopted, you know? Get over it. 392 00:24:50,898 --> 00:24:52,898 Come on, he's just sensitive. 393 00:24:52,900 --> 00:24:54,967 Sensitive? My tits are sensitive. 394 00:24:56,170 --> 00:24:57,703 Is what he said true? 395 00:24:57,705 --> 00:24:59,872 Is Peter afraid of getting a bad apple? 396 00:24:59,874 --> 00:25:01,874 What? No! 397 00:25:01,876 --> 00:25:04,042 No. I'm serious. 398 00:25:04,044 --> 00:25:06,211 Maybe he's afraid I'm carrying a demon-child. 399 00:25:07,247 --> 00:25:09,114 Well, I'm certainly starting to be. Mmm. 400 00:25:09,616 --> 00:25:11,016 Hey. 401 00:25:11,651 --> 00:25:13,731 Where are you guys going? We're going to play b-ball. 402 00:25:15,688 --> 00:25:17,055 Honey, the gates. 403 00:25:17,057 --> 00:25:18,824 Got it. I'll fix it tomorrow, I promise. 404 00:25:20,059 --> 00:25:21,760 Come on, Casey, get the ball. 405 00:25:32,305 --> 00:25:34,106 I don't know if we're gonna make the game, bro. 406 00:25:34,108 --> 00:25:36,174 Please stop calling me "bro", please. 407 00:25:36,176 --> 00:25:37,276 You sound like a jackass. 408 00:25:38,945 --> 00:25:41,847 You know, maybe we could just go to a meeting instead, huh? 409 00:25:42,215 --> 00:25:43,682 Here we go. 410 00:25:44,117 --> 00:25:45,317 What? 411 00:25:45,319 --> 00:25:47,019 Just leave me alone, Peter. 412 00:25:47,253 --> 00:25:48,887 All right? Stop it. 413 00:25:48,889 --> 00:25:51,023 Look, I'm sorry, Casey, but I'm not gonna do that. 414 00:25:51,257 --> 00:25:53,857 Cause I made a promise to Mom and Dad... You promised Mom and Dad. 415 00:26:00,266 --> 00:26:01,633 Whoa, whoa, can you not? 416 00:26:02,602 --> 00:26:03,802 Jesus Christ! 417 00:26:04,170 --> 00:26:05,904 I don't know what to do. No, I get it, okay. 418 00:26:05,906 --> 00:26:07,339 I, I put everyone through hell. 419 00:26:07,341 --> 00:26:08,974 I didn't say that. All the stress I caused 420 00:26:08,976 --> 00:26:10,676 gave Dad a stroke and Mom cancer 421 00:26:10,678 --> 00:26:12,744 and I'm a fucking asshole. I didn't say that! 422 00:26:12,746 --> 00:26:14,313 All right? Might as well. Might as well. 423 00:26:14,814 --> 00:26:16,214 Jesus, just forget it. 424 00:26:17,116 --> 00:26:18,183 We'll go to the movies. 425 00:26:19,719 --> 00:26:21,119 All right. 426 00:26:23,623 --> 00:26:24,756 Hey, you want ice cream, bro? 427 00:26:24,758 --> 00:26:26,758 Seriously, I'm gonna kick the shit out of you. 428 00:26:38,738 --> 00:26:40,706 Mommy knows you're frustrated. 429 00:26:40,907 --> 00:26:42,307 I know, sweetheart. 430 00:26:42,309 --> 00:26:44,142 You must use your words. 431 00:26:44,144 --> 00:26:46,645 Use your words, sweetheart. 432 00:26:46,647 --> 00:26:47,879 God! "Use your words"? 433 00:26:47,881 --> 00:26:50,382 That is so fucking patronizing. 434 00:26:50,384 --> 00:26:52,217 Don't you ever say that to this kid, Lizzie. 435 00:27:05,732 --> 00:27:07,966 Five bedrooms, if you count the guest-house. 436 00:27:07,968 --> 00:27:11,169 Banister you're holding onto, recently reinforced. 437 00:27:11,371 --> 00:27:12,938 Brand new, as a matter of fact. 438 00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:17,109 Now, my favorite spot in the entire house. 439 00:27:18,044 --> 00:27:19,778 You'll immediately see why. 440 00:27:20,113 --> 00:27:23,215 Because, the view, which is so spectacular, 441 00:27:23,217 --> 00:27:24,950 takes in most of... Yeah, no, it's... 442 00:27:25,084 --> 00:27:26,251 It's too white. 443 00:27:27,220 --> 00:27:28,720 Too white, right. 444 00:27:28,855 --> 00:27:31,223 Well, you could paint it. 445 00:27:31,225 --> 00:27:33,659 Yeah, you know what? I actually can't even be here anymore. 446 00:27:33,661 --> 00:27:35,060 It's burning out my retina. 447 00:27:36,230 --> 00:27:37,729 Right. We got vertigo. 448 00:27:37,997 --> 00:27:39,398 Wow. Vertigo. 449 00:27:40,099 --> 00:27:41,333 The... Okay, Pete. 450 00:27:42,335 --> 00:27:44,770 The view can only really... Yep. 451 00:27:44,971 --> 00:27:48,674 You know, be appreciated when you look at it. 452 00:28:04,090 --> 00:28:05,791 Hey, Pete. Okay. 453 00:28:06,125 --> 00:28:08,193 I'm sporting baby trout right now. 454 00:28:08,327 --> 00:28:10,362 I need a house that's gonna make me hard. 455 00:28:11,330 --> 00:28:12,898 Ciao, bella. 456 00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:15,767 Whoo! 457 00:28:18,705 --> 00:28:19,971 Fuck you! 458 00:28:23,076 --> 00:28:26,344 Look at my legumes. 459 00:28:26,979 --> 00:28:28,413 Aren't they beauteous? 460 00:28:28,415 --> 00:28:29,981 It looks like an engorged scrotum. 461 00:28:29,983 --> 00:28:31,283 Yeah? Look at that. 462 00:28:31,285 --> 00:28:33,819 Wow. That looks like a good time. 463 00:28:34,821 --> 00:28:37,355 Lizzie, do you have any interviews lined up? 464 00:28:37,357 --> 00:28:39,391 Uh, no, not yet. 465 00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:43,061 We're not gonna make our mortgage this month. 466 00:28:45,765 --> 00:28:47,432 Are you sure? Yeah, I'm sure. 467 00:28:48,367 --> 00:28:49,901 I could start selling drugs again. 468 00:28:49,903 --> 00:28:51,336 Yeah, not funny! 469 00:28:51,338 --> 00:28:53,058 Come on, Joyce. How much do you need? 470 00:28:53,206 --> 00:28:55,166 I could ask my Dad. Casey, don't get her riled up. 471 00:28:55,174 --> 00:28:56,775 All right? Come on. Yeah. 472 00:28:56,777 --> 00:28:57,909 Seriously, I can make a call. 473 00:28:57,911 --> 00:28:59,211 No, that's okay. Thanks. 474 00:28:59,213 --> 00:29:01,079 Joyce, where's that ball? 475 00:29:01,081 --> 00:29:02,914 Oh! That's a good dog. Casey, outside! 476 00:29:02,916 --> 00:29:03,982 All right? 477 00:29:05,384 --> 00:29:07,419 What the hell is going on in this house? 478 00:29:08,187 --> 00:29:09,354 Come on, Joyce. Get it. 479 00:29:09,356 --> 00:29:11,123 Get it. 480 00:29:21,267 --> 00:29:23,235 Hey, sweetie. Mmm. 481 00:29:23,237 --> 00:29:24,936 Will you sing for me? 482 00:29:28,107 --> 00:29:29,374 Not tonight, hon. 483 00:29:30,510 --> 00:29:31,943 I'm really tired. 484 00:29:35,515 --> 00:29:36,882 Okay. 485 00:29:44,357 --> 00:29:45,557 I love you. 486 00:29:47,059 --> 00:29:48,393 Love you, too. 487 00:29:53,499 --> 00:29:55,100 You know what? 488 00:29:55,102 --> 00:29:57,062 I think we should just go with Vanilla Dream. Hmm? 489 00:29:57,436 --> 00:29:59,871 Mmm. Sounds like a porno color. 490 00:30:04,210 --> 00:30:06,545 Honey, do you like this color for the baby's room? 491 00:30:06,547 --> 00:30:07,879 Where's Casey? 492 00:30:08,581 --> 00:30:10,048 Uh. 493 00:30:10,183 --> 00:30:12,150 I don't know. He said he'd be back later. 494 00:30:12,485 --> 00:30:14,452 Great. He's probably with a girl. 495 00:30:14,454 --> 00:30:18,456 You know, he's supposed to keep his dick in his pants for the first year, 496 00:30:18,458 --> 00:30:22,327 Honey, he might have just gone to a meeting. 497 00:30:22,995 --> 00:30:24,863 Whatever. I'm gonna take a shower. 498 00:30:26,566 --> 00:30:27,999 Peter? 499 00:30:28,001 --> 00:30:32,337 Don't you think it's time we just told him what's going on? 500 00:30:32,339 --> 00:30:34,372 I mean, Andie's gonna start showing soon. 501 00:30:34,374 --> 00:30:37,242 Okay, I, I am gonna tell him, but when the time is right. 502 00:30:37,410 --> 00:30:39,010 I just don't want to make him feel like 503 00:30:39,012 --> 00:30:40,445 a bigger loser than he already is. 504 00:30:40,447 --> 00:30:43,215 Peter! Than he already feels like, that's what I meant. 505 00:30:44,016 --> 00:30:45,517 I feel like I'm having a boy. 506 00:30:47,153 --> 00:30:48,420 I hope he's gay. 507 00:30:50,289 --> 00:30:51,389 Why? 508 00:30:51,391 --> 00:30:54,159 Well, then when we dress him up as a doll, 509 00:30:54,161 --> 00:30:55,627 he won't be an asshole about it. 510 00:30:57,197 --> 00:30:58,430 Hey. 511 00:30:58,432 --> 00:30:59,931 We're not dressing him up like a doll. 512 00:30:59,933 --> 00:31:01,299 He's not gonna be gay. 513 00:31:01,301 --> 00:31:03,501 What if he is gay, Peter? 514 00:31:03,636 --> 00:31:05,036 You're not gonna love him then? 515 00:31:05,439 --> 00:31:11,142 But I might be and he might wind up being a butt pirate, 516 00:31:11,144 --> 00:31:13,044 so you need to fucking come to terms with that. 517 00:31:13,046 --> 00:31:14,446 Why are we even talking about it? 518 00:31:14,448 --> 00:31:16,348 You're not gonna be part of the child rearing! 519 00:31:16,883 --> 00:31:17,983 Are you? 520 00:31:18,484 --> 00:31:19,651 What? 521 00:31:20,119 --> 00:31:21,353 What the fuck does that mean? 522 00:31:24,523 --> 00:31:25,924 Lizzie, where are you going? 523 00:31:26,192 --> 00:31:28,059 I'm just gonna go do some gardening. 524 00:31:46,479 --> 00:31:48,146 I know what you're gonna say. 525 00:31:49,548 --> 00:31:52,450 I need you to get the threats under control. 526 00:31:53,653 --> 00:31:55,053 I know. 527 00:31:55,254 --> 00:31:56,588 Sorry, I can't help it. 528 00:32:07,266 --> 00:32:08,700 I'm sorry, did I wake you? 529 00:32:10,503 --> 00:32:12,103 No. 530 00:32:12,105 --> 00:32:13,505 Too tired to sleep. 531 00:32:19,378 --> 00:32:20,612 I'm sorry. 532 00:32:23,049 --> 00:32:24,282 It's okay. 533 00:32:30,189 --> 00:32:32,223 Do you think you could ask Andie for a loan? 534 00:32:36,462 --> 00:32:38,063 If we really need to. 535 00:32:41,634 --> 00:32:43,068 Thanks. 536 00:32:50,576 --> 00:32:54,279 And if you see my testicles hiding anywhere, let me know. 537 00:32:59,418 --> 00:33:01,686 I'm gonna see you same time next week, right? 538 00:33:02,188 --> 00:33:03,355 Okay. 539 00:33:04,757 --> 00:33:06,491 Hey, um, Justin, 540 00:33:07,994 --> 00:33:11,129 do you have any friends who might need tutoring? 541 00:33:11,697 --> 00:33:14,199 I don't know. Well, could you ask? 542 00:33:14,201 --> 00:33:17,535 Because I can teach English and Math, too. 543 00:33:19,238 --> 00:33:21,006 Okay. Sure. See ya. 544 00:33:21,540 --> 00:33:22,640 See ya. 545 00:33:23,709 --> 00:33:25,744 Bon travail, aujourd'hui. 546 00:34:08,621 --> 00:34:10,155 Oh! Gross! 547 00:34:11,223 --> 00:34:12,791 It's still warm. 548 00:34:14,093 --> 00:34:15,226 Peter! 549 00:34:15,228 --> 00:34:17,095 Honey, come on! We're gonna be late! 550 00:34:17,263 --> 00:34:20,432 Be there in a sec! How many pairs of shoes does he have? 551 00:34:21,233 --> 00:34:22,667 It's like you married a little girl. 552 00:34:22,835 --> 00:34:24,369 That's funny. 553 00:34:24,770 --> 00:34:26,271 Okay. 554 00:34:28,374 --> 00:34:29,541 All right, well. All right. 555 00:34:29,543 --> 00:34:30,775 Have fun. 556 00:34:30,777 --> 00:34:32,844 Okay. Well, thanks Casey. 557 00:34:34,346 --> 00:34:35,547 Be good. 558 00:34:36,782 --> 00:34:39,184 Hey. Hey. 559 00:34:39,186 --> 00:34:41,427 Look at all the produce I got at the farmer's market. Oh. 560 00:34:43,255 --> 00:34:44,456 What's that? 561 00:34:45,157 --> 00:34:46,424 This? Yeah. 562 00:34:46,426 --> 00:34:48,460 It's a kiwi. Oh, jeez. Are you crazy? 563 00:34:48,462 --> 00:34:51,162 Andie, I'm not gonna go cutting into a kiwi! 564 00:34:51,397 --> 00:34:54,099 Okay, freak. Peter! Come on! We're gonna hit traffic! 565 00:34:54,333 --> 00:34:56,367 Uh, hello! Where are you going? 566 00:34:57,803 --> 00:34:59,471 Oh. Right. 567 00:35:00,373 --> 00:35:05,343 Peter's boss has given us his house in Palm Springs for the weekend. 568 00:35:05,478 --> 00:35:06,644 What? 569 00:35:06,646 --> 00:35:10,815 Andie, would you calm down? It's gonna be fine. 570 00:35:10,817 --> 00:35:12,097 Well, that's easy for you to say. 571 00:35:12,218 --> 00:35:13,318 Andie, come on. 572 00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:14,881 Sweetie, do we have enough water? 573 00:35:15,287 --> 00:35:16,807 Yeah, we have a whole case full, honey. 574 00:35:18,157 --> 00:35:20,358 You sure I shouldn't just get someone to fix the gate? 575 00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:22,660 No, no, no. I'm not paying someone to fix it. 576 00:35:22,662 --> 00:35:24,229 All right? I'll fix it when we get back. 577 00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:30,869 Everything's gonna be fine. Hey, maybe I'll go halfsies with Casey 578 00:35:30,871 --> 00:35:32,570 and get him eight ball, huh? 579 00:35:33,139 --> 00:35:34,672 Splurge on some hookers. 580 00:35:34,674 --> 00:35:36,307 Yeah. Come on, sweetie. I want to beat traffic. 581 00:35:36,309 --> 00:35:37,876 Don't forget to feed Joyce! 582 00:35:38,310 --> 00:35:39,844 As if I'm not gonna... 583 00:35:40,579 --> 00:35:42,247 And we're off. 584 00:36:03,869 --> 00:36:05,170 Hey. 585 00:36:05,704 --> 00:36:06,838 Hey. 586 00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:09,407 I'm gonna go to the store. Do you want anything? 587 00:36:09,675 --> 00:36:12,210 Milk, sugar, crystal meth? 588 00:36:13,245 --> 00:36:15,213 What? 589 00:36:15,215 --> 00:36:16,514 I'm sorry. 590 00:36:17,783 --> 00:36:19,384 That is not funny. 591 00:36:19,386 --> 00:36:21,719 I don't know why I just said that. 592 00:36:21,721 --> 00:36:23,555 I'm gonna go. 593 00:36:27,426 --> 00:36:29,194 Seriously, that was not fu... 594 00:36:51,483 --> 00:36:54,452 Why don't you just put 'em in the dishwasher? 595 00:36:54,653 --> 00:36:56,487 I'm not allowed. 596 00:36:56,489 --> 00:36:57,589 Under strict orders. 597 00:36:58,390 --> 00:36:59,958 He's such a cheap bastard. 598 00:37:01,460 --> 00:37:03,021 No, he's just going through a hard time. 599 00:37:03,662 --> 00:37:05,530 Yeah, but he's a cheap bastard. 600 00:37:18,410 --> 00:37:19,744 You ever meet your birth mom? 601 00:37:20,946 --> 00:37:22,247 No. 602 00:37:22,249 --> 00:37:26,284 I even tried to call her once, but she didn't want to talk to me. 603 00:37:27,686 --> 00:37:29,287 Maybe you should just send her an e-mail. 604 00:37:30,956 --> 00:37:32,490 Yeah, well, I can't. 605 00:37:32,758 --> 00:37:34,559 She killed herself on her 21st birthday. 606 00:37:36,796 --> 00:37:39,631 Oh, my God. 607 00:37:43,535 --> 00:37:46,638 That is so fucked up. 608 00:37:48,907 --> 00:37:50,908 I'm sorry, that's... 609 00:37:51,543 --> 00:37:53,444 That is so not funny. 610 00:38:01,453 --> 00:38:02,887 Do you like ping pong? 611 00:38:08,327 --> 00:38:09,661 Uh. Ooh! 612 00:38:10,462 --> 00:38:12,222 All right, all right. This is it, game point. 613 00:38:12,398 --> 00:38:13,665 Serve it up. Okay. 614 00:38:14,733 --> 00:38:16,567 Hey, Casey, Oh, you're so dead. 615 00:38:16,569 --> 00:38:18,803 Watch out. There's a DEA agent behind you! 616 00:38:19,038 --> 00:38:20,571 Whoo! 617 00:38:20,573 --> 00:38:21,806 You suck, motherfucker. 618 00:38:22,374 --> 00:38:23,574 You talk a lot of smack. 619 00:38:23,576 --> 00:38:25,443 At least I don't do a lot of smack. 620 00:38:25,445 --> 00:38:27,445 Whoa, whoa. Whoo! 621 00:38:27,447 --> 00:38:28,513 Way out of line. 622 00:38:30,083 --> 00:38:32,817 All right, all right. Let's bring it, Sid Vicious. Yeah? 623 00:38:32,819 --> 00:38:34,018 Show me what you got. Yeah? 624 00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:35,787 You got the skills for this? 625 00:38:35,789 --> 00:38:36,954 What? What? 626 00:38:36,956 --> 00:38:38,423 Don't you fake me out. 627 00:38:38,624 --> 00:38:39,691 Just having... 628 00:38:44,797 --> 00:38:46,030 Oh! Oh! 629 00:38:46,032 --> 00:38:47,965 In the tit! I just hit you in the tit. 630 00:38:49,935 --> 00:38:51,536 That's so funny. 631 00:38:51,538 --> 00:38:52,704 You got spoked! 632 00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:56,941 I love curly straws, man. Mmm. 633 00:38:58,377 --> 00:39:00,878 Seriously, they make every beverage taste better. 634 00:39:03,615 --> 00:39:04,849 Totally. 635 00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:09,554 Here. What? No. 636 00:39:09,556 --> 00:39:10,855 I want you to have it. No. 637 00:39:11,423 --> 00:39:12,757 No, it's your curly straw. I can't take that. 638 00:39:12,759 --> 00:39:14,926 Seriously, I want you to have it. No. 639 00:39:14,928 --> 00:39:16,761 Take it. Okay. 640 00:39:17,463 --> 00:39:18,730 Wow. 641 00:39:19,498 --> 00:39:20,765 Wow, man. 642 00:39:20,767 --> 00:39:25,370 I just want you to know that whenever I suck on this I'm gonna think of you. 643 00:39:32,611 --> 00:39:33,878 Mmm. 644 00:39:37,015 --> 00:39:38,883 Oh, yeah, fuck. 645 00:39:39,685 --> 00:39:41,018 Holy fuck. 646 00:39:41,787 --> 00:39:43,955 Oh, my God. You're licking my balls. 647 00:39:43,957 --> 00:39:45,723 You're licking my fucking balls. 648 00:39:45,725 --> 00:39:48,626 You are such an awesome person. 649 00:39:48,894 --> 00:39:50,628 Oh, my God. That's it. 650 00:39:50,796 --> 00:39:52,630 That's it. Oh, my God. 651 00:39:52,632 --> 00:39:55,133 How do you know? You're like reading my fucking mind. 652 00:39:55,968 --> 00:39:57,402 Oh. 653 00:39:57,404 --> 00:39:59,003 You're like a sexual clairvoyant. 654 00:39:59,005 --> 00:40:00,838 Oh, my God! Yeah. 655 00:40:01,573 --> 00:40:02,907 Faster. 656 00:40:02,909 --> 00:40:03,975 Faster. 657 00:40:03,977 --> 00:40:07,078 Not the head push. I hate the head push. 658 00:40:07,446 --> 00:40:08,980 No. Yep, you got it. No head push. 659 00:40:08,982 --> 00:40:10,148 Here I am. 660 00:40:10,582 --> 00:40:11,916 Oh, that's it. 661 00:40:12,084 --> 00:40:13,751 Oh, that's it. 662 00:40:13,753 --> 00:40:15,119 Oh, faster. 663 00:40:15,121 --> 00:40:16,621 What the fuck? 664 00:40:17,723 --> 00:40:19,190 No hands, no hands. 665 00:40:19,658 --> 00:40:20,858 Uh-huh. 666 00:40:20,860 --> 00:40:22,927 Oh, my God! I'm gonna fucking come. 667 00:40:23,762 --> 00:40:25,663 Oh, I'm gonna fucking come. 668 00:40:25,998 --> 00:40:27,899 Holy fuck! 669 00:40:27,901 --> 00:40:29,667 I'm fucking coming! 670 00:40:29,669 --> 00:40:31,135 I'm gonna come right... 671 00:40:31,137 --> 00:40:32,770 Holy fuck! 672 00:40:35,140 --> 00:40:36,641 - What the fuck are you doing? - Oh! 673 00:40:36,643 --> 00:40:37,942 Oh, fuck! 674 00:40:38,577 --> 00:40:40,111 Oh, fuck! Oh! 675 00:40:40,113 --> 00:40:41,813 Jesus! Oh, my God. 676 00:40:41,815 --> 00:40:43,114 Get the fuck out of here! 677 00:40:43,116 --> 00:40:44,582 You get the fuck out of here! 678 00:40:44,584 --> 00:40:45,650 It's my fucking house! 679 00:40:45,652 --> 00:40:47,952 Oh! Andie, what are you doing? 680 00:40:48,153 --> 00:40:49,487 Did you swallow? 681 00:40:49,489 --> 00:40:53,891 I told you it was a bad idea to leave them alone. 682 00:40:53,893 --> 00:40:55,193 Because you thought they'd do drugs together, 683 00:40:55,195 --> 00:40:57,995 not because she'd turn into Fellatio Alger! 684 00:40:58,530 --> 00:41:00,631 Who? I think she meant Horatio Alger. 685 00:41:00,967 --> 00:41:05,570 Horatio Alger. He wrote about the American dream in the 19th century. 686 00:41:05,572 --> 00:41:07,772 You can read? Oh, my God. I'm so well read. 687 00:41:09,141 --> 00:41:11,175 I told you he shouldn't stay here. 688 00:41:11,177 --> 00:41:12,543 You didn't listen to me. 689 00:41:12,545 --> 00:41:13,811 What was I supposed to do? 690 00:41:13,813 --> 00:41:15,046 He can't live on his own. 691 00:41:15,048 --> 00:41:16,681 He's proven that over and over again. 692 00:41:16,683 --> 00:41:17,849 So, find another solution. 693 00:41:17,851 --> 00:41:19,250 There is no other solution! 694 00:41:19,585 --> 00:41:20,852 Fuck this. 695 00:41:22,187 --> 00:41:24,522 Casey, wait. You know, listening to you guys argue 696 00:41:24,524 --> 00:41:27,792 really makes me question whether or not you can handle raising this kid. 697 00:41:30,596 --> 00:41:31,662 Wait. 698 00:41:34,032 --> 00:41:36,133 I'm sorry. You're pregnant? 699 00:41:36,635 --> 00:41:37,802 We were going to tell you. 700 00:41:37,804 --> 00:41:39,637 I said that we should have just told him. 701 00:41:40,072 --> 00:41:42,512 And you're giving your baby to them? Are you out of your mind? 702 00:41:42,808 --> 00:41:45,276 She's thinking of what's best for the child. 703 00:41:46,211 --> 00:41:47,879 And you all think this is what's best. 704 00:41:47,881 --> 00:41:49,580 Jesus Christ! 705 00:41:49,582 --> 00:41:51,949 I know I win contest for biggest fuckup in the room, 706 00:41:51,951 --> 00:41:53,518 but at least I'm a drug addict. 707 00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:54,685 What's your excuse? 708 00:41:54,687 --> 00:41:55,953 Casey, come on. 709 00:41:55,955 --> 00:41:57,154 Casey? 710 00:42:12,104 --> 00:42:13,638 Peter, where are you going? 711 00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:16,207 I'm going to Casey's. He shouldn't be left alone. 712 00:42:16,209 --> 00:42:18,676 Maybe we should just give him some space. 713 00:42:19,545 --> 00:42:21,712 No, I'm not going to give him some space. 714 00:42:21,714 --> 00:42:24,849 Whenever I give him space, he winds up snorting horse tranquilizers. 715 00:42:25,050 --> 00:42:28,819 And you, what the hell were you thinking? He just got out of rehab. 716 00:42:29,021 --> 00:42:30,688 Sweetie, calm down. 717 00:42:31,123 --> 00:42:32,657 Don't tell me to calm down. 718 00:42:32,659 --> 00:42:36,260 No one should have that image burned into their brain. He's my brother. 719 00:42:37,663 --> 00:42:38,863 Not really. 720 00:42:41,934 --> 00:42:43,568 I'm sorry. 721 00:42:43,570 --> 00:42:45,303 That was fucked up. I didn't mean that. 722 00:42:45,671 --> 00:42:47,038 Peter! 723 00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:49,073 She just laughs when she's uncomfortable. 724 00:42:49,075 --> 00:42:50,942 It's like she has a nervous tick. 725 00:42:50,944 --> 00:42:54,045 She's a lunatic! And that baby is going to be a lunatic. 726 00:42:54,047 --> 00:42:55,246 Don't go! 727 00:42:56,616 --> 00:43:00,952 You're not alone! You got old cock sucker to lean on. 728 00:43:02,287 --> 00:43:03,854 Joyce, inside, okay? 729 00:43:04,623 --> 00:43:05,756 Joyce. 730 00:43:06,091 --> 00:43:08,593 Come on, Joyce. Joyce! 731 00:43:36,922 --> 00:43:38,122 Lizzie, 732 00:43:39,024 --> 00:43:40,358 I'm sorry. 733 00:43:41,193 --> 00:43:44,362 I didn't mean for anything to happen with Casey. 734 00:43:44,796 --> 00:43:47,698 I mean, clearly, he's, he's a little gross. 735 00:43:48,367 --> 00:43:50,735 It was a moment of weakness. 736 00:43:51,670 --> 00:43:54,238 I'm just tired of feeling alone, okay? 737 00:43:56,308 --> 00:44:00,678 You feel the same way. Jesus, you can't even eat a meal by yourself! 738 00:44:05,917 --> 00:44:08,583 Lizzie, wake up! Peter doesn't want this kid. 739 00:44:08,609 --> 00:44:10,321 He doesn't want kids, period. 740 00:44:10,323 --> 00:44:13,024 Jesus Christ! Will you say something? 741 00:44:14,893 --> 00:44:16,894 Use your fucking words! 742 00:44:29,841 --> 00:44:30,941 Hey! 743 00:44:31,743 --> 00:44:32,877 Hey. 744 00:44:33,445 --> 00:44:34,745 Is Lizzie here? 745 00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:36,981 Yeah, just, uh. 746 00:44:38,450 --> 00:44:39,717 One sec. 747 00:44:46,792 --> 00:44:47,925 Lizzie. 748 00:44:49,194 --> 00:44:50,928 Justin's here for his lesson. 749 00:44:57,002 --> 00:44:58,235 Hey. 750 00:44:58,237 --> 00:45:02,073 She's not feeling well. I'm sorry you had to come all the way down here. 751 00:45:02,075 --> 00:45:03,140 Is she okay? 752 00:45:03,142 --> 00:45:05,076 Yeah, yeah, she's totally fine. 753 00:45:05,078 --> 00:45:06,944 She's just. 754 00:45:06,946 --> 00:45:09,246 She went on a bender last night. 755 00:45:09,748 --> 00:45:10,869 You know how that is, right? 756 00:45:12,751 --> 00:45:14,051 Okay. Um. 757 00:45:15,253 --> 00:45:17,288 Is it okay if I stay here for a little bit? 758 00:45:17,756 --> 00:45:19,724 My dad's not picking me up for another hour. 759 00:45:26,798 --> 00:45:27,898 Oh! 760 00:45:28,366 --> 00:45:30,000 Okay. Game point. 761 00:45:30,002 --> 00:45:31,969 I know. You don't have to keep saying that. 762 00:45:32,771 --> 00:45:34,205 I'm not. I just said it once. 763 00:45:34,439 --> 00:45:35,806 All right, just serve. 764 00:45:41,246 --> 00:45:42,446 That's bullshit! 765 00:45:42,781 --> 00:45:43,881 Sorry. 766 00:45:43,883 --> 00:45:45,449 God, how are you so good? 767 00:45:48,453 --> 00:45:50,387 I think that's my dad. 768 00:45:50,389 --> 00:45:52,356 Oh, that's convenient. 769 00:45:52,358 --> 00:45:54,278 What are you guys, like, father and son drifters? 770 00:45:55,961 --> 00:45:57,995 You know what? I gotta go, 771 00:45:57,997 --> 00:45:59,063 but I'll see you later. 772 00:45:59,065 --> 00:46:01,532 I'm onto you. You're a hustler, kid. 773 00:46:09,141 --> 00:46:11,008 That Justin kid is sweet. 774 00:46:14,246 --> 00:46:15,513 You still mad at me? 775 00:46:16,415 --> 00:46:23,487 I was thinking, what if there is something wrong with Casey's jizz. 776 00:46:23,489 --> 00:46:25,422 Could I hurt the baby somehow? 777 00:46:27,092 --> 00:46:28,225 Come on, Joyce. 778 00:46:29,294 --> 00:46:30,895 I'm serious. 779 00:46:31,129 --> 00:46:32,830 Who knows where that cock's been? 780 00:46:33,098 --> 00:46:35,466 I mean, what if he's got an STD or something? 781 00:46:35,468 --> 00:46:38,102 Oh, Jesus! Maybe I should go get my stomach pumped. 782 00:46:38,104 --> 00:46:39,370 Who are you, Rod Stewart? 783 00:46:39,372 --> 00:46:41,372 I mean, how much did you swallow? 784 00:46:41,374 --> 00:46:44,308 I don't know, man, I didn't have a measuring cup with me. 785 00:46:45,143 --> 00:46:49,046 I don't understand why you didn't just spit it out. 786 00:46:50,148 --> 00:46:52,983 I guess I just got swept up in the moment. 787 00:46:52,985 --> 00:46:54,952 He was so appreciative. 788 00:46:55,453 --> 00:46:57,855 He'll called me a sexual clairvoyant. 789 00:47:00,125 --> 00:47:01,492 What did you do? 790 00:47:01,494 --> 00:47:02,560 Oh. 791 00:47:07,533 --> 00:47:11,068 - I'm not going to do that. - Look, Peter. 792 00:47:11,070 --> 00:47:13,070 I know this is a little uncomfortable, 793 00:47:13,072 --> 00:47:15,973 but some of the sites are saying it can affect the baby adversely. 794 00:47:16,175 --> 00:47:19,343 I'm not asking him how many STDs he just passed on 795 00:47:19,345 --> 00:47:21,111 to Andie and her unborn child. 796 00:47:23,081 --> 00:47:25,583 Our unborn child, that's what I meant. 797 00:47:25,585 --> 00:47:28,519 What are you doing in there? I got to take a shit. 798 00:47:28,521 --> 00:47:30,421 Okay, I'll be right out, bro! 799 00:47:30,423 --> 00:47:34,024 You know, I'm going to fucking bust down the door and shit on your head. 800 00:47:34,026 --> 00:47:36,627 Okay. You bet, buddy. 801 00:47:37,295 --> 00:47:38,462 No fucking way! 802 00:47:38,630 --> 00:47:40,064 Okay, come on. 803 00:47:40,565 --> 00:47:42,233 What? Come on, let's go. 804 00:47:42,401 --> 00:47:47,338 Why? Because you're the one who decided to gargle Casey's balls, that's why. 805 00:47:47,539 --> 00:47:49,240 Gargle balls! 806 00:47:56,481 --> 00:47:59,149 Ooh, is this where Casey lives? Mmm-hmm. 807 00:48:00,352 --> 00:48:02,286 Do you think it's all dark and druggy? 808 00:48:02,654 --> 00:48:05,289 I don't know. It just looks like a guy lives there. 809 00:48:05,590 --> 00:48:07,258 Needs a woman's touch. 810 00:48:07,260 --> 00:48:09,260 Yeah, too bad I blew that one. 811 00:48:09,961 --> 00:48:12,263 Hey, Peter, could you come down, please? 812 00:48:12,265 --> 00:48:13,564 I really need to... 813 00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:17,268 Oh, wow, this looks like it's going to be good. 814 00:48:17,270 --> 00:48:19,069 It was her, not me. What? 815 00:48:19,071 --> 00:48:21,472 I had nothing to do with this. I swear, it was her. 816 00:48:21,474 --> 00:48:23,040 Oh! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 817 00:48:23,042 --> 00:48:24,508 Oh, my God! 818 00:48:24,510 --> 00:48:27,011 Oh, dear God! Oh! 819 00:48:27,013 --> 00:48:29,413 Jesus! Jesus, Casey! 820 00:48:29,415 --> 00:48:31,248 God, Peter's out of shape. 821 00:48:31,250 --> 00:48:32,549 Open the door! Open the door! Open the door! 822 00:48:32,918 --> 00:48:34,084 God! Okay, okay, okay. Come on! Oh, my God! 823 00:48:34,086 --> 00:48:35,653 Let me in! Jesus Christ! Is he on drugs? 824 00:48:36,021 --> 00:48:37,988 Lock the door! Go! Go! Drive! 825 00:48:37,990 --> 00:48:39,123 Oh, my God, he's on drugs! Oh, my God! 826 00:48:39,125 --> 00:48:41,225 - Drive the car! Please! - Jesus! 827 00:48:41,227 --> 00:48:42,626 He's not rational! 828 00:48:42,628 --> 00:48:44,028 There! 829 00:48:44,362 --> 00:48:46,230 What's that? My HIV test. 830 00:48:46,232 --> 00:48:48,198 Look at the date! 831 00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:50,434 From one month ago. You see? I am clean. 832 00:48:50,436 --> 00:48:52,202 You don't have to worry about the baby. 833 00:48:52,204 --> 00:48:53,570 Well, that's great! 834 00:48:53,572 --> 00:48:55,472 How do we know those tests aren't fake? 835 00:48:55,474 --> 00:48:57,241 - Andie! - Are you insane? 836 00:48:57,243 --> 00:48:59,343 Lighten up! Lighten up! Leave him alone! 837 00:49:00,111 --> 00:49:02,246 Listen, I'm seriously happy you don't have AIDS. 838 00:49:02,248 --> 00:49:04,481 Fuck you, man. Fuck you so hard. 839 00:49:04,983 --> 00:49:06,951 The baby doesn't have AIDS. 840 00:49:06,953 --> 00:49:08,585 Thanks, Peter. Fuck you guys. 841 00:49:08,720 --> 00:49:10,680 - See you later, dude. - Let's just go. 842 00:49:10,957 --> 00:49:14,391 Are you okay, Peter? God, I'm glad he's not back on drugs. 843 00:49:14,393 --> 00:49:16,694 I'm winded. Jesus Christ! 844 00:49:17,062 --> 00:49:18,395 I don't even understand 845 00:49:18,397 --> 00:49:20,464 why this arrangement is even an issue. 846 00:49:21,366 --> 00:49:25,970 Usually it works out so well when friends give each other their babies. 847 00:49:26,404 --> 00:49:30,307 I think if we could just set some better ground rules. 848 00:49:30,608 --> 00:49:33,744 No, Lizzie, forget it. I don't want her in the house anymore. 849 00:49:33,746 --> 00:49:37,982 The only reason you have the house is because of me. 850 00:49:37,984 --> 00:49:40,451 Wait, what? She paid for your house? 851 00:49:40,618 --> 00:49:42,619 Sorry. It was supposed to be a secret. 852 00:49:43,355 --> 00:49:45,622 This is the place that we tell our secrets, Peter. 853 00:49:48,326 --> 00:49:52,429 I have to admit, that one is a, is a doozy. 854 00:49:52,431 --> 00:49:55,733 She bought your house and she's giving you a baby? 855 00:49:55,735 --> 00:49:59,036 Right? Wow, I mean, I'm starting to feel kind of gypped here. 856 00:49:59,304 --> 00:50:01,372 Hey, buddy, I rocked your world! 857 00:50:01,374 --> 00:50:03,407 Wait. Must we? Just. 858 00:50:03,675 --> 00:50:06,010 Okay, you, with the hair, why are you here? 859 00:50:06,411 --> 00:50:08,012 I? 860 00:50:08,146 --> 00:50:11,281 I'm here because there's concern amongst some 861 00:50:11,283 --> 00:50:13,050 that I might start taking drugs again. 862 00:50:13,218 --> 00:50:15,185 Well, frankly, who could blame you? 863 00:50:16,287 --> 00:50:17,554 Who are you? 864 00:50:17,556 --> 00:50:19,656 I am a person with a sense of humor. 865 00:50:22,027 --> 00:50:25,095 Peter, I want you to come home. 866 00:50:27,332 --> 00:50:29,299 No. No, I, 867 00:50:29,301 --> 00:50:32,036 I can't leave Casey right now. He needs me. No, way. 868 00:50:32,038 --> 00:50:34,038 I'm your wife. I need you. 869 00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:36,040 Do you? I mean, you got Andie. 870 00:50:36,307 --> 00:50:38,108 I don't know where I fit in here anymore. 871 00:50:38,110 --> 00:50:39,476 She's just using me for my uterus. 872 00:50:41,112 --> 00:50:42,179 Oh, my God! 873 00:50:42,181 --> 00:50:45,115 What is it, Lizzie? Nothing! Just forget it, okay? 874 00:50:45,117 --> 00:50:47,151 See, you always do that. I do what? 875 00:50:47,153 --> 00:50:48,419 You shut down. 876 00:50:48,421 --> 00:50:53,190 That's what happens to me when I feel like I'm being ganged up on. 877 00:50:53,192 --> 00:50:54,825 No one is ganging up on you. 878 00:50:55,393 --> 00:50:57,161 That's how it feels. 879 00:50:57,395 --> 00:51:00,230 All right, no one can make you feel anything, Lizzie. 880 00:51:00,232 --> 00:51:02,833 Oh, that is such bullshit. 881 00:51:02,835 --> 00:51:05,302 Good, Lizzie, good. Get... Fuck off, Peter! 882 00:51:05,737 --> 00:51:07,438 Don't tell me what to do! 883 00:51:10,543 --> 00:51:13,777 You know, it might not look like it right now, 884 00:51:13,779 --> 00:51:16,447 but she has just had a breakdown. 885 00:51:16,714 --> 00:51:18,582 A breakthrough, breakthrough. 886 00:51:19,651 --> 00:51:22,252 Oh, paging Doctor Freud. 887 00:51:23,521 --> 00:51:24,755 Oh, yeah! 888 00:51:34,266 --> 00:51:35,866 Oh, gosh. 889 00:51:39,170 --> 00:51:42,473 Hey, Justin. What's up? 890 00:51:43,741 --> 00:51:47,444 Oh, okay. I'm, I'm sorry, what time is your soccer match? 891 00:51:48,546 --> 00:51:52,149 Oh, okay, fine. So why don't we play it... 892 00:51:53,485 --> 00:51:55,319 Why don't we just play it by ear? 893 00:51:55,820 --> 00:51:58,222 Hello? Hello? 894 00:51:58,490 --> 00:52:00,224 Oh, goddamn it! 895 00:52:01,426 --> 00:52:04,628 Jesus! I didn't realize she was so full of rage. Hmm. 896 00:52:05,130 --> 00:52:07,464 Oh, it's always been there. It's just been buried deep down. 897 00:52:07,466 --> 00:52:10,400 Oh, you're goddamned right! I'm full of rage. 898 00:52:11,302 --> 00:52:13,904 I had plans! 899 00:52:13,906 --> 00:52:15,305 Plans! 900 00:52:19,711 --> 00:52:21,245 Okay, well, 901 00:52:22,147 --> 00:52:24,348 so I'm going to head back to work. 902 00:52:24,350 --> 00:52:25,849 How convenient. 903 00:52:31,456 --> 00:52:33,524 What? You can't smoke. 904 00:52:33,526 --> 00:52:35,159 Oh, fuck off! 905 00:52:52,544 --> 00:52:53,610 Hey. 906 00:52:55,346 --> 00:52:56,480 Hey. 907 00:52:58,316 --> 00:53:00,651 I'm sorry if you felt ganged up on. 908 00:53:02,854 --> 00:53:04,688 But we all had plans. 909 00:53:05,323 --> 00:53:06,456 Yeah? 910 00:53:06,958 --> 00:53:08,458 What were yours? 911 00:53:43,962 --> 00:53:45,395 It's just, I think it's just the latch, you know. 912 00:53:45,397 --> 00:53:47,664 Yes. You just do that and it just closes. 913 00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:51,802 Because, look, see, it's bent and doesn't close. 914 00:53:54,539 --> 00:53:56,707 Okay, don't try and sucker me, all right? 915 00:53:57,408 --> 00:53:59,776 I'm not, ma'am. I'm telling you, this is broken. 916 00:54:00,011 --> 00:54:01,645 And with the labor for the gate... 917 00:54:05,650 --> 00:54:07,284 Why are you speaking to me in Spanish? 918 00:54:07,286 --> 00:54:09,553 Because no sono un idiota, that's why. 919 00:54:09,555 --> 00:54:10,988 I can understand everything you're saying. You can? 920 00:54:10,990 --> 00:54:12,889 Yes, I am American. Okay, fine, forget it. Forget it. 921 00:54:12,891 --> 00:54:14,691 Look, look. I'll fix this myself. 922 00:54:14,693 --> 00:54:16,560 Fine. Fine. Look, see? It doesn't close. 923 00:54:16,562 --> 00:54:18,562 See? Look, see it opening? It's closing, right? 924 00:54:18,564 --> 00:54:20,998 It doesn't close. You want to fix it? You fix it. 925 00:54:28,539 --> 00:54:29,640 Ow! 926 00:54:31,843 --> 00:54:32,943 Ow! 927 00:54:36,314 --> 00:54:37,748 Are you okay? 928 00:54:37,750 --> 00:54:39,516 Yeah. What can I do? 929 00:54:39,884 --> 00:54:42,619 Nothing. I don't need anything. 930 00:54:42,954 --> 00:54:45,989 I'm an independent woman now, remember? 931 00:54:46,591 --> 00:54:48,525 Ow! Lizzie! 932 00:54:50,061 --> 00:54:52,729 You know it's great not having to rely on men. 933 00:54:52,731 --> 00:54:56,366 This is just so much more 934 00:54:56,368 --> 00:54:57,567 preferable. 935 00:54:57,569 --> 00:55:01,004 It's not like the gate was getting fixed when there were men living here. 936 00:55:01,006 --> 00:55:02,739 That's not the fucking point. 937 00:55:02,741 --> 00:55:04,875 Oh, fuck! 938 00:55:07,879 --> 00:55:09,012 Fuck! 939 00:55:10,014 --> 00:55:12,049 Fuck, shit! 940 00:55:16,487 --> 00:55:17,688 Joyce! 941 00:55:18,756 --> 00:55:20,524 Hey, Andie! 942 00:55:20,858 --> 00:55:22,092 Where do you think you're going? 943 00:55:22,094 --> 00:55:23,493 You're scaring her. 944 00:55:23,495 --> 00:55:25,028 You give her back right now! 945 00:55:25,563 --> 00:55:27,497 No way! Not when you're like this. 946 00:55:27,499 --> 00:55:29,900 There should be a social services for dogs. 947 00:55:29,902 --> 00:55:31,568 Oh, yeah? There is. 948 00:55:31,570 --> 00:55:33,837 It's called the ASPCA, Einstein. 949 00:55:34,572 --> 00:55:36,940 - My God. - Einstein. 950 00:55:39,510 --> 00:55:40,677 Okay. 951 00:55:40,679 --> 00:55:41,845 This is it. 952 00:55:41,847 --> 00:55:43,480 You can build anything you want here. 953 00:55:43,482 --> 00:55:45,515 Your dream house awaits. 954 00:55:45,650 --> 00:55:47,718 I mean, breathe it in. You know, just. 955 00:55:47,985 --> 00:55:49,786 Really savor it. 956 00:55:49,788 --> 00:55:51,521 Let your imagination go wild. 957 00:55:52,890 --> 00:55:54,691 Ah, I don't want to build a fucking house. 958 00:55:57,362 --> 00:55:58,995 Plus, it's way too much work. 959 00:55:59,430 --> 00:56:02,799 You're not going to build it, all right? Builders will build it. 960 00:56:02,801 --> 00:56:04,801 Do you hear the sound of those jack hammers out there? 961 00:56:04,803 --> 00:56:07,203 That is the sound of other people's dreams being constructed. 962 00:56:07,538 --> 00:56:08,638 It's loud. 963 00:56:08,806 --> 00:56:09,940 Wait. 964 00:56:09,942 --> 00:56:11,675 Hey, come on, buddy, you're reaching. 965 00:56:12,076 --> 00:56:13,877 You don't wanna reach around on me. 966 00:56:14,145 --> 00:56:16,413 Anyway, the only jack hammering I do is in the bedroom. 967 00:56:16,415 --> 00:56:17,748 Right, baby? 968 00:56:20,685 --> 00:56:21,852 Baby, I'm hungry. 969 00:56:21,854 --> 00:56:24,621 All right, titties, let's go get you some food. Ooh! 970 00:56:24,756 --> 00:56:26,957 I'm sorry. Heather, is it? 971 00:56:27,825 --> 00:56:28,992 Feather. 972 00:56:29,627 --> 00:56:31,094 Right, Feather. Feather. 973 00:56:31,096 --> 00:56:34,064 Right. I just thought you'd really like this area, 974 00:56:34,066 --> 00:56:36,586 considering you love hiking and there are so many trails nearby. 975 00:56:37,436 --> 00:56:40,837 Oh, yeah. When we were all at that house in Mulholland, 976 00:56:40,839 --> 00:56:42,639 you said, "I love to hike". And I thought, well... 977 00:56:42,641 --> 00:56:43,907 What is he talking about? 978 00:56:43,909 --> 00:56:47,844 I'm sorry. I just realized that wasn't you, that was another girl. 979 00:56:50,448 --> 00:56:51,982 It's funny, now that I look at you. 980 00:56:51,984 --> 00:56:53,917 Yeah, you look nothing like her! 981 00:56:54,685 --> 00:56:56,620 Foot in mouth. This is my bad. 982 00:56:57,722 --> 00:56:58,955 Oh, man! 983 00:56:59,458 --> 00:57:02,859 I got to take pictures, that's what I got to do. 984 00:57:06,697 --> 00:57:07,998 Ciao, bella. 985 00:57:09,133 --> 00:57:10,834 Goddamn it! 986 00:57:11,803 --> 00:57:13,570 You piece of shit! 987 00:57:16,641 --> 00:57:17,941 You man whore! 988 00:57:18,176 --> 00:57:19,943 Ugh, fuck you! Fuck you! 989 00:57:54,545 --> 00:57:55,879 Come on. 990 00:58:01,819 --> 00:58:02,886 Hey. 991 00:58:02,888 --> 00:58:04,187 Hey. 992 00:58:07,625 --> 00:58:09,125 Yeah. Mmm. 993 00:58:10,962 --> 00:58:12,529 Hey, Joyce. 994 00:58:15,233 --> 00:58:18,068 Wow. You look really big. 995 00:58:18,803 --> 00:58:19,936 Yeah. 996 00:58:20,671 --> 00:58:22,038 Growing strong. 997 00:58:22,507 --> 00:58:25,141 No, I mean, you're really big. 998 00:58:25,143 --> 00:58:26,610 You're fucking huge. 999 00:58:27,011 --> 00:58:28,845 Wish I could say the same about you. 1000 00:58:29,547 --> 00:58:30,614 Wow! 1001 00:58:34,986 --> 00:58:36,953 It's not as good without the curly straw. 1002 00:58:36,955 --> 00:58:38,622 Yeah, no shit. 1003 00:58:40,691 --> 00:58:41,892 Can I ask you a question? 1004 00:58:42,059 --> 00:58:43,260 Yeah, shoot. 1005 00:58:43,661 --> 00:58:45,962 Heroin? Ha. 1006 00:58:46,197 --> 00:58:48,899 Sorry, I'm sorry. I, uh. 1007 00:58:49,968 --> 00:58:54,971 If maybe you, kind of felt like maybe you weren't good enough your whole life 1008 00:58:54,973 --> 00:58:56,706 'cause your mom gave you up. 1009 00:59:00,011 --> 00:59:01,912 I know that's kind of a personal question. 1010 00:59:01,914 --> 00:59:03,146 Yeah, kind of. 1011 00:59:05,316 --> 00:59:07,017 So, is that how you feel? 1012 00:59:10,855 --> 00:59:11,988 I don't know. 1013 00:59:13,591 --> 00:59:14,925 Sometimes. 1014 00:59:15,726 --> 00:59:17,561 Depends on the day. 1015 00:59:20,631 --> 00:59:22,332 You shouldn't smoke. 1016 00:59:22,733 --> 00:59:25,268 Yeah, well, you shouldn't have swallowed the. 1017 00:59:25,270 --> 00:59:27,804 Believe me, man, I'm fucking happy about it. 1018 00:59:33,878 --> 00:59:36,079 Yep, it's past my curfew. 1019 00:59:37,615 --> 00:59:38,882 All right. 1020 00:59:39,216 --> 00:59:41,251 Well, I'll see you around. Yeah. 1021 00:59:41,253 --> 00:59:43,019 This was nice. Yeah, it was. 1022 00:59:43,955 --> 00:59:46,656 Let's go, Joyce. Let's go back to crazy town. 1023 00:59:46,791 --> 00:59:47,891 Bye, Joyce. 1024 01:00:07,645 --> 01:00:08,912 Oh, fuck! 1025 01:00:16,821 --> 01:00:17,921 Hey. 1026 01:00:17,923 --> 01:00:23,126 No, I don't want any pasta. When are you going to get your own place? 1027 01:00:23,128 --> 01:00:26,796 The problem is, I don't want a fucking roommate, Peter. 1028 01:00:26,798 --> 01:00:28,665 I want you to leave. 1029 01:00:29,400 --> 01:00:30,800 Where were you just now? 1030 01:00:30,802 --> 01:00:32,902 Don't. Peter, I'm warning you. 1031 01:00:32,904 --> 01:00:35,905 Look, I just don't know where this is coming from. 1032 01:00:35,907 --> 01:00:37,307 Hey, don't put that shit on the couch, man. 1033 01:00:37,309 --> 01:00:40,210 I sit here on your crumbs and your fucking toenails. 1034 01:00:40,212 --> 01:00:42,078 Put it on the coffee table. 1035 01:00:42,080 --> 01:00:45,949 All right, you are really amped up right now, you know that? 1036 01:00:45,951 --> 01:00:48,418 And that's not a coffee table, it's an end table, okay? 1037 01:00:48,420 --> 01:00:49,819 What concerns me. 1038 01:00:49,821 --> 01:00:51,021 Casey! 1039 01:00:57,228 --> 01:00:59,396 I'm so sick of your fucking shit. 1040 01:01:00,264 --> 01:01:02,298 Fuck! Fuck! 1041 01:01:03,100 --> 01:01:04,434 Get the fuck off me! 1042 01:01:04,969 --> 01:01:06,169 Get off of me! 1043 01:01:11,242 --> 01:01:12,676 Get out. 1044 01:01:14,311 --> 01:01:15,845 I'm sorry. 1045 01:01:20,851 --> 01:01:24,187 Pack your shit up and leave before I fucking burn it. 1046 01:01:36,267 --> 01:01:39,335 ♪ Down in the valley 1047 01:01:40,971 --> 01:01:43,940 ♪ Valley so low 1048 01:01:45,342 --> 01:01:48,745 ♪ Late in the evening 1049 01:01:51,882 --> 01:01:54,217 ♪ Hear the train blow 1050 01:01:59,957 --> 01:02:03,093 ♪ Down in the valley 1051 01:02:05,896 --> 01:02:08,798 ♪ Valley so low 1052 01:02:11,936 --> 01:02:15,238 ♪ Late in the evening 1053 01:02:18,809 --> 01:02:22,112 ♪ Hear the train blow 1054 01:02:27,218 --> 01:02:31,254 ♪ The train is gone, love 1055 01:02:34,091 --> 01:02:36,893 ♪ And out of sight 1056 01:02:41,065 --> 01:02:44,801 ♪ Good night, my darling 1057 01:02:48,239 --> 01:02:50,240 ♪ Darling, good night 1058 01:02:54,879 --> 01:02:57,280 ♪ Good night 1059 01:03:32,550 --> 01:03:34,150 Hey. 1060 01:03:35,519 --> 01:03:37,053 You look nice. 1061 01:03:39,456 --> 01:03:40,957 Um. 1062 01:03:41,358 --> 01:03:43,259 I'm just going out for a little while. 1063 01:03:45,863 --> 01:03:47,330 I miss my friend. 1064 01:03:53,904 --> 01:03:55,939 Yeah. All right, well, 1065 01:03:56,340 --> 01:03:57,574 I'll see you in a bit. 1066 01:04:23,567 --> 01:04:25,635 What's wrong? Does my breath stink? 1067 01:04:26,604 --> 01:04:27,871 Ow. 1068 01:04:29,306 --> 01:04:31,174 Oh, babe, that looks infected. 1069 01:04:31,176 --> 01:04:33,009 No. It's fine. 1070 01:04:35,646 --> 01:04:36,980 Okay. 1071 01:04:38,115 --> 01:04:39,482 I'm gonna have a shower. 1072 01:04:58,569 --> 01:05:01,104 Okay. You know, maybe we should split up. 1073 01:05:01,106 --> 01:05:02,572 Okay. I'll call you in a sec. 1074 01:05:04,475 --> 01:05:07,610 Andie, what happened? How did she get out? 1075 01:05:08,078 --> 01:05:10,113 How? The gate was open. 1076 01:05:10,614 --> 01:05:12,415 Yeah, well, did you leave it open? 1077 01:05:13,651 --> 01:05:15,652 No. I've been home all day. 1078 01:05:18,289 --> 01:05:19,355 Lizzie? 1079 01:05:21,158 --> 01:05:22,558 Lizzie, are you there? 1080 01:05:25,963 --> 01:05:28,431 Look, maybe Joyce got out some other way. 1081 01:05:30,401 --> 01:05:32,201 Yeah, um, I got to go. 1082 01:05:43,113 --> 01:05:44,414 Joyce? 1083 01:05:46,116 --> 01:05:47,684 Joycey? 1084 01:05:52,656 --> 01:05:54,190 Joyce? 1085 01:06:39,436 --> 01:06:42,238 I can barely see anything. Maybe we should call it a night. 1086 01:06:43,073 --> 01:06:44,374 I wanna keep looking. 1087 01:06:45,342 --> 01:06:47,377 Lizzie, someone will see her tags. 1088 01:06:48,178 --> 01:06:50,279 Okay, I'm, I'm gonna keep looking. 1089 01:06:53,184 --> 01:06:57,653 But I got a real early meeting tomorrow, so. 1090 01:07:03,727 --> 01:07:05,294 I waited for you. 1091 01:07:07,464 --> 01:07:08,798 Lizzie. 1092 01:07:10,067 --> 01:07:12,468 I just don't understand 1093 01:07:12,470 --> 01:07:14,270 why you married me 1094 01:07:14,272 --> 01:07:16,439 when you knew I wanted children someday. 1095 01:07:23,213 --> 01:07:25,681 I thought someday I'd want them, too. 1096 01:07:28,652 --> 01:07:30,286 I got to go. 1097 01:07:32,689 --> 01:07:34,123 Lizzie. 1098 01:07:36,427 --> 01:07:37,827 Lizzie, wait. 1099 01:07:56,780 --> 01:07:58,448 Hello? 1100 01:08:07,691 --> 01:08:08,791 Did you just drool on yourself? 1101 01:08:08,793 --> 01:08:10,126 No, no, I spat on the floor. 1102 01:08:10,128 --> 01:08:11,794 Oh, that's nice. I'm good. 1103 01:08:11,796 --> 01:08:14,764 All right, man, sorry to bother you. 1104 01:08:14,766 --> 01:08:17,800 I didn't mean to waste your time, but I'm gonna drive. I'm good. 1105 01:08:17,802 --> 01:08:19,535 Peter, give me your fucking keys. 1106 01:08:19,537 --> 01:08:21,671 No, I'm. Don't worry about it. I'm gonna drive. Peter... 1107 01:08:21,673 --> 01:08:23,873 Let me see your keys. You want to see them? 1108 01:08:24,308 --> 01:08:26,709 Okay? Ow, ow, ow! 1109 01:08:26,711 --> 01:08:28,344 All right! Come on, come on. 1110 01:08:28,346 --> 01:08:29,812 Friggin' maniac. Atta boy. 1111 01:08:30,681 --> 01:08:32,448 You're driving me tomorrow to pick it up. 1112 01:08:32,450 --> 01:08:34,484 Oh, yeah. Yeah, early. 1113 01:08:34,486 --> 01:08:36,519 Really early. I'm gonna be up and at 'em. I'm not joking man. 1114 01:08:36,521 --> 01:08:38,621 I know you're not, you're not gonna get up. You're serious. 1115 01:08:38,623 --> 01:08:40,223 You're not gonna get up. 1116 01:08:40,357 --> 01:08:41,724 You don't even lock this piece of shit? 1117 01:08:41,726 --> 01:08:43,192 Get in. 1118 01:08:43,194 --> 01:08:44,460 Weirdo. Atta boy. 1119 01:08:44,628 --> 01:08:46,429 Hey, you see that bartender? 1120 01:08:46,431 --> 01:08:47,630 Yeah, he was really into you. 1121 01:08:47,632 --> 01:08:49,599 No! She! The girl. Ah. 1122 01:08:52,402 --> 01:08:54,370 There we go. Open that, bud. 1123 01:09:01,845 --> 01:09:03,813 What's the matter with you? I'm in the dark. 1124 01:09:04,515 --> 01:09:05,915 You had trouble getting in? 1125 01:09:21,498 --> 01:09:23,166 Hey. You okay? 1126 01:09:25,202 --> 01:09:26,502 I fucked up. 1127 01:09:30,174 --> 01:09:31,474 I'm like a douchebag. 1128 01:09:34,478 --> 01:09:35,599 Man, you're not a douchebag. 1129 01:09:36,747 --> 01:09:37,914 Yeah, I am. 1130 01:09:39,249 --> 01:09:40,583 I don't know when that happened. 1131 01:09:45,622 --> 01:09:47,256 Hey, man. 1132 01:09:47,758 --> 01:09:49,525 We're all doing the best we can. 1133 01:09:59,336 --> 01:10:00,469 Hey, 1134 01:10:00,938 --> 01:10:02,338 You wanna get a beer? 1135 01:10:06,310 --> 01:10:07,910 I'm just messing with you, bro. 1136 01:10:11,982 --> 01:10:13,249 No! 1137 01:10:13,251 --> 01:10:14,584 Fuck! Peter! 1138 01:10:14,586 --> 01:10:15,985 Oh, man! 1139 01:10:16,920 --> 01:10:18,387 Fuck you. 1140 01:10:19,389 --> 01:10:20,990 You are a douchebag. 1141 01:10:30,901 --> 01:10:31,968 Ow. 1142 01:10:39,676 --> 01:10:41,277 Joyce? 1143 01:10:41,279 --> 01:10:42,578 Joyce? 1144 01:10:42,580 --> 01:10:44,347 Oh, my God. 1145 01:10:44,748 --> 01:10:46,616 You've got my dog. 1146 01:10:47,284 --> 01:10:48,384 Joyce. Knock it off. 1147 01:10:48,685 --> 01:10:49,919 Joyce. 1148 01:10:49,921 --> 01:10:51,787 Oh, sweetie, are you okay? 1149 01:10:51,789 --> 01:10:53,022 Whoa! 1150 01:10:53,024 --> 01:10:55,891 How do we know it's your dog? 1151 01:10:55,893 --> 01:10:57,360 Just, look at her tags. 1152 01:10:57,894 --> 01:10:59,929 It says Joyce. Honey. 1153 01:10:59,931 --> 01:11:02,798 That's a lucky guess. It says Joyce, but how do you spell it? 1154 01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:03,866 Are you kidding? 1155 01:11:05,303 --> 01:11:06,736 Oh, Jesus, man. 1156 01:11:06,738 --> 01:11:08,304 Fuck. I've never seen anyone puke so much, 1157 01:11:08,306 --> 01:11:09,839 not even in detox. 1158 01:11:10,007 --> 01:11:12,708 Oh, yeah. Yeah! 1159 01:11:12,710 --> 01:11:15,411 Yeah, don't hold back. Come on, I want to see where this is going. 1160 01:11:15,712 --> 01:11:18,281 Why did you leave your gate open? Yeah? 1161 01:11:18,749 --> 01:11:21,584 Yeah, we're gonna call the animal people. 1162 01:11:23,353 --> 01:11:25,488 The people that are in charge of animals. 1163 01:11:25,490 --> 01:11:26,789 They're half animal, half people. 1164 01:11:27,858 --> 01:11:29,592 It would be terrible if they were in charge. 1165 01:11:29,594 --> 01:11:31,327 If half animal, half people were in charge of animals. 1166 01:11:31,329 --> 01:11:32,849 Well, I mean if they had people brains. 1167 01:11:33,030 --> 01:11:35,965 Oh. Argh.! 1168 01:11:35,967 --> 01:11:38,034 It's Lizzie, I'll call you back. 1169 01:11:38,036 --> 01:11:39,669 Fuck! Lizzie! 1170 01:11:39,936 --> 01:11:41,737 Come on, we're not ready to throw in the towel here. 1171 01:11:41,739 --> 01:11:43,339 Come on, kid, get off the ropes. 1172 01:11:43,341 --> 01:11:46,342 Give him hell. Atta boy. Give me your uppercut. 1173 01:11:46,344 --> 01:11:48,744 Use your reach. Will you please shut the hell up? 1174 01:11:48,746 --> 01:11:51,314 But what if they were, like, they're in charge of all the animals 1175 01:11:51,316 --> 01:11:53,516 and they were half animal, half people. That way they could... 1176 01:11:53,518 --> 01:11:55,384 They can decide between, 1177 01:11:55,386 --> 01:11:56,886 if there was a dispute between animals and people. 1178 01:11:56,888 --> 01:11:58,754 They're like. "Well. I'm half of each, so I'll decide". 1179 01:11:58,889 --> 01:12:00,923 I don't even know what you're talking about. 1180 01:12:01,892 --> 01:12:04,360 This is such a smart idea. This is a smart idea. 1181 01:12:04,362 --> 01:12:05,428 Can I just take my dog? 1182 01:12:05,430 --> 01:12:07,596 Again, this is our dog. 1183 01:12:07,598 --> 01:12:09,031 We will help you find your dog. 1184 01:12:09,033 --> 01:12:10,800 We will track your dog down for you. Let's track him down. 1185 01:12:10,802 --> 01:12:13,769 - Give me back my fucking dog! - Whoa! 1186 01:12:13,771 --> 01:12:15,571 That came out of nowhere, man. 1187 01:12:15,573 --> 01:12:16,639 Come on, Joyce. 1188 01:12:16,641 --> 01:12:18,507 Bye, Joyce. 1189 01:12:18,509 --> 01:12:20,843 Right at the same time. Are you kidding me? 1190 01:12:20,845 --> 01:12:22,812 Yeah, we are like 1191 01:12:22,814 --> 01:12:25,448 two peas in a... We're bros. 1192 01:12:25,615 --> 01:12:27,516 Two pieces of a pizza. Pizza. 1193 01:12:27,918 --> 01:12:30,753 Oh, dude, that was awesome. 1194 01:12:31,054 --> 01:12:34,390 No, seriously. I can't wait for the next round. 1195 01:12:34,392 --> 01:12:38,794 Why do you have a geriatric stool in your shower? 1196 01:12:38,796 --> 01:12:41,063 That's how I sit here and wash my balls. 1197 01:12:41,065 --> 01:12:43,466 Think about life. 1198 01:12:43,468 --> 01:12:45,868 You don't do that? Hey. 1199 01:12:46,636 --> 01:12:48,771 Yo. What up, dog? 1200 01:12:50,707 --> 01:12:51,841 Wait, what? 1201 01:12:52,776 --> 01:12:54,577 Come on. 1202 01:12:54,579 --> 01:12:55,678 You guys. 1203 01:12:55,680 --> 01:12:58,647 - Come on. Here you are. - Wait! Wait! 1204 01:12:58,649 --> 01:13:00,116 No way! I'm not getting in the middle! 1205 01:13:00,118 --> 01:13:01,751 Well, I'm worried I'm going to throw up. 1206 01:13:01,753 --> 01:13:03,419 Are you fucking kidding me? 1207 01:13:03,421 --> 01:13:05,020 Peter, get in the middle! Okay. 1208 01:13:05,022 --> 01:13:06,956 Okay. 1209 01:13:06,958 --> 01:13:08,557 You in? You in? Yes! 1210 01:13:10,160 --> 01:13:11,994 Casey, that saves no time! 1211 01:13:11,996 --> 01:13:14,094 - You don't know that. - You stink! 1212 01:13:14,120 --> 01:13:15,097 Roll down the window. 1213 01:13:15,099 --> 01:13:16,866 You don't have electric? 1214 01:13:16,868 --> 01:13:18,701 I was drinking. That's why it smells. 1215 01:13:18,703 --> 01:13:20,770 Ew! Am I just, like, sitting in vomit? 1216 01:13:20,772 --> 01:13:22,738 Signal. Use your signal! 1217 01:13:25,709 --> 01:13:28,611 ♪ Violets loved you 1218 01:13:28,613 --> 01:13:31,180 ♪ Angels love heaven. 1219 01:13:31,782 --> 01:13:34,116 ♪ And Joyce I love you 1220 01:13:34,118 --> 01:13:35,785 Andie? 1221 01:13:35,919 --> 01:13:37,420 Whoo! 1222 01:13:39,589 --> 01:13:42,191 There's somebody here who wants to see you! 1223 01:13:49,499 --> 01:13:51,734 She must be asleep, Joyce. 1224 01:13:52,970 --> 01:13:54,603 I'm gonna barf. I'm gonna barf. 1225 01:13:54,605 --> 01:13:55,938 Don't barf. Keep it in. 1226 01:13:55,940 --> 01:13:58,073 Oh, my God! The baby is crowning! 1227 01:13:58,075 --> 01:13:59,942 Two biggest pussies in the world. 1228 01:13:59,944 --> 01:14:04,046 My pussy's about to get big in a fucking second, motherfucker! 1229 01:14:05,582 --> 01:14:07,510 That's it, girl, come on. Push it out, Andie. 1230 01:14:07,536 --> 01:14:08,709 That's it. That's it, girl. 1231 01:14:09,186 --> 01:14:10,886 That's it, that's it, that's it. 1232 01:14:10,888 --> 01:14:12,688 Come on, keep pushing. Keep pushing. 1233 01:14:13,023 --> 01:14:15,491 Push it out. That's it, girl. That's it, girl. 1234 01:14:15,493 --> 01:14:16,659 That's it. 1235 01:14:30,040 --> 01:14:32,575 Oh, shit. Shit. 1236 01:14:39,216 --> 01:14:42,184 Honestly, I don't think you guys would have gotten through that without me. 1237 01:14:51,495 --> 01:14:54,563 Everyone's fine. Baby is healthy. Andie is resting. 1238 01:14:55,732 --> 01:14:57,099 It's a boy. 1239 01:15:00,103 --> 01:15:01,170 Wow. 1240 01:15:10,947 --> 01:15:12,181 You can see her now. 1241 01:15:27,097 --> 01:15:28,631 Hey. 1242 01:15:30,200 --> 01:15:31,634 Hey. 1243 01:15:31,636 --> 01:15:33,936 I'm so sorry I wasn't here. 1244 01:15:35,573 --> 01:15:38,040 I found Joyce. Oh, good. 1245 01:15:42,846 --> 01:15:44,079 Hey. 1246 01:15:45,982 --> 01:15:49,184 Hey, little guy. Yeah. 1247 01:15:50,654 --> 01:15:51,921 Wow. 1248 01:15:52,255 --> 01:15:54,256 Yeah. 1249 01:15:56,126 --> 01:15:57,960 He's a feisty little boy. 1250 01:15:58,995 --> 01:16:01,630 I can't believe he's finally here. 1251 01:16:06,002 --> 01:16:07,202 Lizzie, 1252 01:16:17,714 --> 01:16:20,916 I didn't know it was gonna feel this way. 1253 01:16:35,131 --> 01:16:36,365 I'm sorry. 1254 01:16:42,339 --> 01:16:46,375 I hope one day you'll find it in your heart to forgive me. 1255 01:17:03,259 --> 01:17:05,160 Hey. 1256 01:17:05,162 --> 01:17:07,096 What's up? 1257 01:17:12,002 --> 01:17:13,068 Wow. 1258 01:17:14,838 --> 01:17:16,805 I thought it would look more like an alien. 1259 01:17:16,807 --> 01:17:18,073 Nice. 1260 01:17:18,075 --> 01:17:20,009 What? I'm saying it doesn't look like an alien. 1261 01:17:20,210 --> 01:17:22,344 - It's a compliment. - Okay fine, whatever. 1262 01:17:22,346 --> 01:17:25,047 You know, just relax. Try not to puke, okay? 1263 01:17:25,049 --> 01:17:27,316 Oh, yeah. Yeah, that joke's not getting old. 1264 01:17:27,318 --> 01:17:29,418 No. No, it's not actually. 1265 01:17:35,125 --> 01:17:37,760 Don't touch it You're gonna contaminate it. Okay. 1266 01:17:37,762 --> 01:17:40,095 You should probably leave. Should we put him in a room or something? 1267 01:17:40,097 --> 01:17:41,764 Okay, thank you. 1268 01:18:17,300 --> 01:18:18,734 Tres bien. 1269 01:18:22,239 --> 01:18:23,706 Tres bien. 1270 01:18:42,058 --> 01:18:44,426 So, I saw Peter the other day. 1271 01:18:45,428 --> 01:18:46,895 Oh, what happened? 1272 01:18:46,897 --> 01:18:48,964 Well, we laughed a lot. 1273 01:18:49,933 --> 01:18:51,973 I can't remember the last time we laughed that much. 1274 01:18:54,738 --> 01:18:57,406 And he told me how proud he was of Casey, 1275 01:19:01,177 --> 01:19:02,511 and of me. 1276 01:19:29,839 --> 01:19:31,507 I guess I just couldn't see 1277 01:19:31,509 --> 01:19:34,510 what was happening before, or maybe I just didn't want to see it. 1278 01:19:35,211 --> 01:19:36,411 I saw it. 1279 01:19:36,946 --> 01:19:38,147 Oh? 1280 01:19:39,082 --> 01:19:42,117 So, why didn't you say anything? 1281 01:19:43,453 --> 01:19:45,053 It wasn't my place. 1282 01:19:46,222 --> 01:19:47,890 Are you fucking kidding me? 1283 01:20:06,442 --> 01:20:08,510 Did that hurt? This? 1284 01:20:08,512 --> 01:20:10,045 Yeah. Ah. 1285 01:20:10,047 --> 01:20:13,315 Over time. So it's really not that bad. Do it gradual. 1286 01:20:13,850 --> 01:20:16,251 Just relax. You'll be fine. 1287 01:20:16,253 --> 01:20:18,353 Okay. Want a shot of tequila? 1288 01:20:23,126 --> 01:20:24,293 Do it. 1289 01:20:26,296 --> 01:20:29,264 Fuck! Oh, fuck! 1290 01:20:32,268 --> 01:20:34,102 What do you think of that, Joyce? 1291 01:20:34,104 --> 01:20:35,337 She likes it. 1292 01:20:44,881 --> 01:20:47,349 Uh, I'm gonna go, but I'll see you next week. 1293 01:20:47,917 --> 01:20:49,484 Okay. See you, Justin. 1294 01:21:14,177 --> 01:21:15,244 Hi. 1295 01:21:16,346 --> 01:21:17,613 Come on, Joyce. 1296 01:21:18,047 --> 01:21:20,148 Hello, Joyce. Say hi. 1297 01:21:20,150 --> 01:21:21,984 How are you doing? 1298 01:21:26,422 --> 01:21:27,656 Wow. 1299 01:21:30,159 --> 01:21:33,295 I don't think we ever got a formal introduction. Right. 1300 01:21:34,931 --> 01:21:35,998 This is Gus. 1301 01:21:39,135 --> 01:21:40,435 So big. 1302 01:21:40,670 --> 01:21:42,104 I know. 1303 01:21:42,572 --> 01:21:44,606 He's like a giant mutant. 1304 01:21:47,477 --> 01:21:48,944 So, how's it going? 1305 01:21:50,079 --> 01:21:52,314 Pretty fucking hard, actually. 1306 01:21:53,216 --> 01:21:54,483 Yeah? 1307 01:21:54,485 --> 01:21:56,385 Yeah, I had to move back in with my dad. 1308 01:21:57,453 --> 01:21:59,121 Hmm. It's, 1309 01:21:59,355 --> 01:22:00,656 It's been all right. 1310 01:22:01,224 --> 01:22:02,624 He, um, 1311 01:22:03,660 --> 01:22:05,928 he really loves being a grandpa. 1312 01:22:07,230 --> 01:22:08,597 Well, that's great. 1313 01:22:14,037 --> 01:22:15,304 So, how about you? 1314 01:22:16,706 --> 01:22:18,073 Me? 1315 01:22:18,408 --> 01:22:19,675 Um, 1316 01:22:22,345 --> 01:22:24,446 I'm considering my options. 1317 01:22:29,652 --> 01:22:31,720 It's going to be one lucky kid. 1318 01:22:34,958 --> 01:22:36,058 Hey. 1319 01:22:36,060 --> 01:22:40,028 I really should get him home for his nap, so. 1320 01:22:40,997 --> 01:22:42,230 Well, we're going that way. 1321 01:22:47,437 --> 01:22:48,603 Come on, Joyce. 1322 01:22:49,205 --> 01:22:50,272 Come on. 1323 01:22:50,606 --> 01:22:51,707 Let's go visit. 1324 01:22:54,143 --> 01:22:55,610 Are you okay there? Yeah. 1325 01:22:55,612 --> 01:22:57,012 Okay. 1326 01:22:57,146 --> 01:22:58,213 Good dog. 1327 01:22:59,182 --> 01:23:00,482 So, um. 1328 01:23:01,284 --> 01:23:02,985 Is Justin legal yet? 1329 01:23:05,488 --> 01:23:07,723 - He's got another couple of weeks. - Yeah? 1330 01:23:08,157 --> 01:23:09,658 Send him my way. I will. 1331 01:23:09,660 --> 01:23:11,626 His French is very, very good. 1332 01:23:12,528 --> 01:23:14,363 Getting better all the time. 1333 01:23:14,365 --> 01:23:16,164 Action's a little slow these days. 1334 01:23:16,166 --> 01:23:18,200 I'm happy to go a little bit younger. 1335 01:23:18,202 --> 01:23:20,335 Well, you gotta do what you gotta do. 1336 01:23:21,104 --> 01:23:23,205 You know, I think my dad's new girlfriend 1337 01:23:23,207 --> 01:23:24,773 is actually younger than Justin. 1338 01:23:25,308 --> 01:23:26,475 Oh, my God. 1339 01:23:27,444 --> 01:23:30,779 Do you know that they actually have a kid on the way? 1340 01:23:30,781 --> 01:23:32,280 No way. 1341 01:23:32,282 --> 01:23:38,120 No, really. It's weird, because I don't know if she's sure how babies get made. 92621

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