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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:39,382 --> 00:01:40,508 Yo, Maurice! 2 00:01:40,550 --> 00:01:41,915 Jackie-Jack! 3 00:01:43,420 --> 00:01:45,786 How you doin'? 4 00:01:45,822 --> 00:01:48,416 And Miss lovely Amber Waves. 5 00:01:49,726 --> 00:01:51,591 You haven't been around. 6 00:01:51,628 --> 00:01:53,596 We were on vacation. 7 00:01:53,630 --> 00:01:55,757 Don't ever stay away from my club that long again. 8 00:01:55,799 --> 00:01:57,027 You got it. 9 00:01:57,067 --> 00:01:58,193 And not for nothing, honey... 10 00:01:58,234 --> 00:02:02,694 but you are the sexiest bitch here, and I love you! 11 00:02:02,739 --> 00:02:03,865 Such a charmer. 12 00:02:03,907 --> 00:02:08,241 I got your booth set up in the back. 13 00:02:08,278 --> 00:02:10,712 I'm ready, I'm available. 14 00:02:10,747 --> 00:02:13,910 You put me in a movie, we're talking box office. 15 00:02:15,518 --> 00:02:16,507 G. G! 16 00:02:17,687 --> 00:02:19,552 Jack and Amber's table... 17 00:02:19,589 --> 00:02:22,615 take them over an order of clams. 18 00:02:22,659 --> 00:02:26,026 How's it going here? 19 00:02:26,062 --> 00:02:28,860 It's gonna be me and you. We'll take a picture later on. 20 00:02:28,898 --> 00:02:30,456 I love you, baby. 21 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:31,660 How's it goin'? 22 00:02:34,771 --> 00:02:38,605 I was looking for you. Where were you? 23 00:02:38,642 --> 00:02:40,837 I was here. 24 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:44,975 I love you back. 25 00:02:46,483 --> 00:02:48,883 Hey, Maurice, cowboy. 26 00:02:48,918 --> 00:02:50,408 That's the cowboy? 27 00:02:52,355 --> 00:02:53,720 You like it? 28 00:02:53,757 --> 00:02:56,225 Yeah, if you like it. 29 00:02:56,259 --> 00:02:58,159 I love it! 30 00:03:01,531 --> 00:03:02,998 Compliments of Maurice. 31 00:03:03,033 --> 00:03:05,228 - Thank you. - Can I get a margarita? 32 00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:06,860 A 7-UP. 33 00:03:10,540 --> 00:03:12,303 Hi, Rollergirl. 34 00:03:12,342 --> 00:03:14,071 Did you call that girl today? 35 00:03:14,110 --> 00:03:15,577 I forgot. 36 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:19,412 If you don't do it tomorrow, you'll never see her. 37 00:03:20,950 --> 00:03:22,884 What's the matter down there? 38 00:03:22,919 --> 00:03:24,443 I gotta go pee. 39 00:03:24,487 --> 00:03:25,977 Well, go then. 40 00:04:22,712 --> 00:04:23,940 Hey, Little Bill. 41 00:04:23,980 --> 00:04:25,538 Hi, Amber. How are you? 42 00:04:25,582 --> 00:04:28,312 How's our schedule? Are we still on for day after tomorrow? 43 00:04:28,351 --> 00:04:30,683 More like the day after the day after tomorrow. 44 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:34,713 Come on. I gotta call Rocky and Scotty and Kurt. 45 00:04:34,758 --> 00:04:37,283 It's going to be a small group on this one. 46 00:04:37,327 --> 00:04:39,659 - A low-key deal? - Exactly. 47 00:04:41,598 --> 00:04:42,758 Do we... I'm sorry. 48 00:04:42,799 --> 00:04:45,029 Do we have a script? 49 00:05:16,065 --> 00:05:17,293 How you doin'? 50 00:05:17,333 --> 00:05:18,698 Fine. 51 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:20,532 How old are you? 52 00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:22,834 I have a work permit. I have all the papers. 53 00:05:22,872 --> 00:05:25,466 Not that. Been working here long? 54 00:05:25,508 --> 00:05:27,476 A month. 55 00:05:27,510 --> 00:05:29,774 Maurice give you the job? 56 00:05:29,813 --> 00:05:34,216 You from around here? Canoga? Reseda? 57 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:36,650 You know where Torrance is? 58 00:05:36,686 --> 00:05:38,051 How do you get here? 59 00:05:38,087 --> 00:05:39,611 Take the bus. 60 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:42,448 What do you want to be? 61 00:05:42,492 --> 00:05:43,720 Excuse me? 62 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:48,220 You take the bus to Reseda for this job. 63 00:05:48,264 --> 00:05:50,664 Can't you get a job like this in Torrance? 64 00:05:50,700 --> 00:05:53,863 Yeah, but I don't want to. 65 00:05:58,007 --> 00:05:59,736 So... 66 00:06:00,944 --> 00:06:03,378 Do you want a five or a ten? 67 00:06:03,413 --> 00:06:05,347 What? 68 00:06:05,381 --> 00:06:09,249 If you want to see me jack off, it's ten... 69 00:06:09,285 --> 00:06:11,685 but if you only want to look at it, it's five. 70 00:06:12,922 --> 00:06:14,583 Guys pay to watch you do it? 71 00:06:16,125 --> 00:06:17,490 You already done it tonight? 72 00:06:17,527 --> 00:06:18,994 Couple times. 73 00:06:19,028 --> 00:06:20,393 And you can do it again? 74 00:06:20,430 --> 00:06:22,864 If you want. If you got ten bucks. 75 00:06:26,336 --> 00:06:27,667 My name is Jack. 76 00:06:27,704 --> 00:06:29,729 Eddie. Eddie Adams. 77 00:06:29,772 --> 00:06:31,603 Eddie Adams from Torrance. 78 00:06:33,042 --> 00:06:34,669 I'm Jack Horner, filmmaker. 79 00:06:34,711 --> 00:06:36,235 Really? 80 00:06:36,279 --> 00:06:40,045 I make adult films, exotic pictures. 81 00:06:40,083 --> 00:06:43,211 I know who you are. I read about you in a magazine. 82 00:06:43,253 --> 00:06:45,244 Inside Amber, Amanda's Ride. You made those, right? 83 00:06:45,288 --> 00:06:46,812 Those are great. 84 00:06:46,856 --> 00:06:50,087 So, now you know I'm not full of doggy doo-doo. 85 00:06:51,261 --> 00:06:53,786 Want to come back to the table and have a drink? 86 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:56,765 I'd love to, but I have to work. 87 00:06:56,799 --> 00:06:59,359 You have to work, get money, pay the rent. 88 00:06:59,402 --> 00:07:02,803 I need money, but I don't pay rent. 89 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:04,329 I still live at home. 90 00:07:05,942 --> 00:07:07,170 How old are you? 91 00:07:08,211 --> 00:07:09,576 Seventeen. 92 00:07:11,314 --> 00:07:13,248 Seventeen-year-old piece of gold. 93 00:07:13,283 --> 00:07:14,648 Yeah, right. 94 00:07:14,684 --> 00:07:17,175 Why don't you come back to the table? 95 00:07:17,220 --> 00:07:19,620 I do know you. I know who you are. 96 00:07:19,656 --> 00:07:23,092 I'd love to come for a drink, and you're not full of... 97 00:07:23,126 --> 00:07:24,423 Doggy doo-doo. 98 00:07:24,460 --> 00:07:28,362 But I just couldn't walk out on Maurice. I'm sorry. 99 00:07:30,934 --> 00:07:32,492 I got a feeling beneath those jeans... 100 00:07:32,535 --> 00:07:35,402 there's something wonderful just waiting to get out. 101 00:07:48,351 --> 00:07:49,579 Hey, Bill. What's up? 102 00:07:49,619 --> 00:07:52,144 What are you guys doing? 103 00:07:52,188 --> 00:07:54,122 A couple of bad girls. 104 00:07:54,157 --> 00:07:55,590 I guess I'll see you later. 105 00:07:55,625 --> 00:07:57,525 What are you still doing here? 106 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:59,050 Half hour be OK. 107 00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:03,764 Listen, thank you. 108 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:05,631 Love you, mamita. Take care. 109 00:08:05,668 --> 00:08:08,762 This is the man you let in any time, understand? 110 00:08:08,805 --> 00:08:09,772 All right. 111 00:08:09,806 --> 00:08:11,273 A luego. 112 00:08:11,307 --> 00:08:13,798 Hasta ma�ana. 113 00:08:18,948 --> 00:08:20,939 Make you some eggs, beauty? 114 00:08:20,984 --> 00:08:24,078 No. I'm going to sleep. Good night. 115 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:26,054 Good night, honeytits. 116 00:08:26,089 --> 00:08:27,147 Sleep beautiful. 117 00:09:02,692 --> 00:09:05,388 Tom? It's me. 118 00:09:05,428 --> 00:09:08,124 I know it's late, but I... 119 00:09:08,164 --> 00:09:09,563 Is Andy there? 120 00:09:13,202 --> 00:09:17,639 I'd like to say hello to my son, and that's all. 121 00:09:22,945 --> 00:09:25,607 Let me tell you something you don't know. 122 00:09:25,648 --> 00:09:28,116 I know a lawyer, you understand? 123 00:09:28,151 --> 00:09:31,314 You think I don't, but I do, and I'll take you to court! 124 00:09:35,858 --> 00:09:38,156 Don't. Please. 125 00:10:40,356 --> 00:10:42,324 What the fuck are you doing? 126 00:10:43,626 --> 00:10:45,958 What the fuck does it look like I'm doing? 127 00:10:45,995 --> 00:10:47,485 Can you close the door? 128 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:50,323 Will I close the door? 129 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:54,229 That's my wife, you asshole. 130 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:57,702 I'm sorry. 131 00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:59,435 Get out. 132 00:10:59,475 --> 00:11:01,409 Go sleep on the couch. 133 00:11:01,444 --> 00:11:04,470 Don't stop, big stud. 134 00:12:40,076 --> 00:12:42,169 That's right. 135 00:13:14,076 --> 00:13:17,978 Shave if you're gonna do that. 136 00:13:18,014 --> 00:13:19,379 You'll scratch my face. 137 00:13:19,415 --> 00:13:20,677 Sorry. 138 00:13:26,789 --> 00:13:27,983 Morning. 139 00:13:32,628 --> 00:13:36,359 How's that work? You get home late now? 140 00:13:37,366 --> 00:13:39,834 You work in a nightclub. 141 00:13:39,869 --> 00:13:42,064 If it means so much to you, find one that's closer. 142 00:13:45,007 --> 00:13:47,100 I gotta get to work. 143 00:13:47,143 --> 00:13:49,771 - A car wash. - What? 144 00:13:49,812 --> 00:13:51,780 You work at a car wash and a nightclub. 145 00:13:51,814 --> 00:13:53,714 School never occurred to you? 146 00:14:09,832 --> 00:14:14,769 You're getting twice the bass with the TK-421... 147 00:14:14,804 --> 00:14:17,364 which we've got on this system right here. 148 00:14:17,406 --> 00:14:21,570 I don't know if I need all that bass. 149 00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:24,170 I think you need all that bass. 150 00:14:24,213 --> 00:14:26,773 If you want a system to handle what you want... 151 00:14:26,816 --> 00:14:28,181 you need the bass. 152 00:14:29,552 --> 00:14:33,318 This is hi-fi, OK? 153 00:14:33,356 --> 00:14:35,984 High fidelity. 154 00:14:36,025 --> 00:14:37,117 You know what that means? 155 00:14:37,159 --> 00:14:39,593 That means this is the highest quality fidelity. 156 00:14:39,628 --> 00:14:42,688 Hi-fi. Two very important things in a stereo system. 157 00:14:44,033 --> 00:14:46,024 It's the price for the... 158 00:14:46,068 --> 00:14:48,502 I have this very unit in my home. 159 00:14:48,537 --> 00:14:50,471 Really? 160 00:14:50,506 --> 00:14:52,531 But I got it modified with the TK-421... 161 00:14:52,575 --> 00:14:55,442 which kicks it up another... 162 00:14:55,478 --> 00:15:00,643 three or four quads per channel. 163 00:15:00,683 --> 00:15:02,412 But that's technical talk. 164 00:15:02,451 --> 00:15:04,282 That doesn't really concern you. 165 00:15:05,421 --> 00:15:06,888 Still a little uncertain, aren't you? 166 00:15:08,724 --> 00:15:11,318 You know what you need? You need a test drive. 167 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:13,294 That's what you need. 168 00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:15,524 It's one thing to hear it from Buck's mouth. 169 00:15:15,564 --> 00:15:17,930 It's another thing to hear it from the TK-421. 170 00:15:17,967 --> 00:15:19,992 So let me just pop in this 8-track... 171 00:15:20,035 --> 00:15:22,094 and you just give a listen, tell me what you think. 172 00:15:27,943 --> 00:15:29,069 You hear that? 173 00:15:29,111 --> 00:15:31,045 You hear the bass? Right? 174 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:33,310 You hear it? It kicks. 175 00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:35,977 It turns. It curls up your belly. 176 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:38,111 Makes you want to freaky-deaky, right? 177 00:15:38,154 --> 00:15:41,123 You got that? If you get this system as is... 178 00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:44,092 it won't sound like this without the TK-421 modification... 179 00:15:44,126 --> 00:15:47,584 and we do that in the store, very small price. 180 00:15:47,630 --> 00:15:50,064 Move with it if you need to. It helps me. 181 00:15:51,834 --> 00:15:53,461 Thank you for your time. 182 00:15:55,404 --> 00:15:56,530 So long, partner. 183 00:15:57,706 --> 00:16:00,231 What the fuck was that? 184 00:16:00,276 --> 00:16:03,006 Have I told you? 185 00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:04,706 I don't know what you're talking about. 186 00:16:04,747 --> 00:16:08,012 With that country-western shit, no one's going to buy a stereo. 187 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:10,712 What kind of brother are you, listening to that shit? 188 00:16:10,753 --> 00:16:13,483 Look, Jerry... 189 00:16:13,522 --> 00:16:16,616 I gave you a job here because I thought your acting stuff... 190 00:16:16,659 --> 00:16:18,456 might bring some nice pussy into the place... 191 00:16:18,494 --> 00:16:22,055 and it has, but I can't have any more fuckups. 192 00:16:22,097 --> 00:16:23,257 You dig? 193 00:16:24,867 --> 00:16:26,892 - You dig? - Yeah, I dig. 194 00:16:26,936 --> 00:16:30,497 Now get in the back and unload those new 484s. 195 00:16:30,539 --> 00:16:33,030 All right. Sorry. 196 00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:35,202 Settle down, class. 197 00:16:36,779 --> 00:16:38,713 This is your final. 198 00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:43,480 Keep your test papers facedown until I tell you to turn them. 199 00:16:43,519 --> 00:16:45,487 Clear your tables, please. 200 00:16:45,521 --> 00:16:47,489 There should be nothing on your desk... 201 00:16:47,523 --> 00:16:49,991 but your test paper and a pencil. 202 00:16:50,025 --> 00:16:54,985 We're covering chapters seventeen through twenty-eight. 203 00:16:55,030 --> 00:16:58,989 Your eyes should stay on your test papers, please. 204 00:16:59,034 --> 00:17:01,332 Are we ready? 205 00:17:01,370 --> 00:17:02,667 Class, begin. 206 00:17:44,613 --> 00:17:45,978 Honey? 207 00:17:46,015 --> 00:17:47,949 You OK? 208 00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:50,508 Sweetheart? Is something wrong? 209 00:17:53,188 --> 00:17:54,553 I got to get back. 210 00:17:54,590 --> 00:17:56,080 I need it once more. 211 00:17:56,125 --> 00:17:57,592 I have to go back to work. 212 00:17:57,626 --> 00:17:59,491 Come on. Give it to me. 213 00:17:59,528 --> 00:18:01,257 Don't make me pounce you, Sheryl Lynn. 214 00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:04,565 - I'll do it. - You promise? 215 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:05,965 That's it! 216 00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:07,525 - You want it? - Yeah. 217 00:18:07,570 --> 00:18:09,333 - How bad? - Bad. 218 00:18:09,371 --> 00:18:11,066 - You sure? - Yeah. 219 00:18:11,106 --> 00:18:12,596 You asked for it! 220 00:18:15,945 --> 00:18:18,937 Oh, God. Wait. 221 00:18:18,981 --> 00:18:20,380 Stop. 222 00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:24,414 What? 223 00:18:29,925 --> 00:18:32,325 Your cock is so beautiful. 224 00:18:34,496 --> 00:18:37,465 Do you know how good you are doing it? 225 00:18:37,499 --> 00:18:39,467 Having sex? Fucking me? 226 00:18:39,501 --> 00:18:41,093 Making love to me? 227 00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:45,973 Everyone has one thing, you think? 228 00:18:46,008 --> 00:18:48,476 I mean, everyone's given one special thing, right? 229 00:18:48,510 --> 00:18:49,841 That's right. 230 00:18:52,514 --> 00:18:54,709 Everyone's blessed with one special thing. 231 00:19:01,023 --> 00:19:03,048 I want you to know I plan on being a star. 232 00:19:04,259 --> 00:19:06,921 A big, bright shining star. 233 00:19:06,962 --> 00:19:08,930 That's what I want. 234 00:19:08,964 --> 00:19:10,932 That's what I'm going to get. 235 00:19:10,966 --> 00:19:12,433 I know. 236 00:19:12,468 --> 00:19:13,628 I got to go. 237 00:19:15,971 --> 00:19:17,734 Get lucky. 238 00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:40,648 Want a ride? 239 00:20:42,858 --> 00:20:44,883 I'm going really far. 240 00:20:44,927 --> 00:20:47,691 Do you remember me from a couple hours ago? 241 00:20:47,730 --> 00:20:48,890 I remember. 242 00:20:50,399 --> 00:20:51,798 Come with us, sweetie. 243 00:21:00,542 --> 00:21:01,702 This is a really cool car. 244 00:21:07,616 --> 00:21:10,483 What I'm trying to tell you... 245 00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:15,479 is it takes a lot of the good old American green stuff... 246 00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:18,220 to make one of these things. 247 00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:22,156 You've got your camera... 248 00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:24,495 you got your film, you got your lights... 249 00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:27,366 your sound, your lab costs, your developing... 250 00:21:27,402 --> 00:21:30,496 your synching, and your editing. 251 00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:32,700 Before you turn around, you spent maybe $20,000... 252 00:21:32,741 --> 00:21:36,006 $25,000, $30,000 on a movie. 253 00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:37,739 That's a lot of money. 254 00:21:37,780 --> 00:21:39,771 You bet your ass it is... 255 00:21:39,815 --> 00:21:41,578 but if you make a good one... 256 00:21:41,617 --> 00:21:45,018 there's practically no end to how much money you can make. 257 00:21:45,053 --> 00:21:46,645 Have you seen Jack's house? 258 00:21:46,688 --> 00:21:49,156 - No. - He will. 259 00:21:49,191 --> 00:21:50,351 He'll see it. 260 00:21:51,794 --> 00:21:54,524 You got maybe fifteen, twenty guys standing around... 261 00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:58,021 just making sure that your lighting is right. 262 00:21:58,066 --> 00:22:00,500 But you can work out in the morning... 263 00:22:00,536 --> 00:22:03,437 you can work out at noon, you can work out at night. 264 00:22:03,472 --> 00:22:07,431 Doesn't matter if you don't have those juices flowing... 265 00:22:07,476 --> 00:22:11,810 down there in the Mr. Torpedo area, in the fun zone. 266 00:22:11,847 --> 00:22:14,441 But you got to get the people in the theater. 267 00:22:14,483 --> 00:22:17,452 You need the big dicks, the big tits. 268 00:22:17,486 --> 00:22:19,454 Here we go. 269 00:22:19,488 --> 00:22:22,355 How do you keep them in the theater after they've come? 270 00:22:23,992 --> 00:22:25,152 With beauty... 271 00:22:26,728 --> 00:22:28,855 and with acting. 272 00:22:28,897 --> 00:22:33,334 I understand you've got to get them in the theater. 273 00:22:33,368 --> 00:22:35,165 You got to keep the seats full... 274 00:22:35,204 --> 00:22:37,468 but I don't want to make a film... 275 00:22:37,506 --> 00:22:40,100 where they show up, sit down, jack off... 276 00:22:40,142 --> 00:22:42,975 and get up and get out before the story ends. 277 00:22:43,011 --> 00:22:45,479 It is my dream, it is my goal... 278 00:22:45,514 --> 00:22:53,319 it is my idea to make a film that the story sucks them in... 279 00:22:53,355 --> 00:22:56,483 and when they spurt out that joy juice... 280 00:22:56,525 --> 00:22:58,823 they just got to sit in it. 281 00:22:58,861 --> 00:23:04,925 They can't move until they find out how the story ends. 282 00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:09,927 I want to make a film like that. 283 00:23:09,972 --> 00:23:12,440 And I understand they have to make films. 284 00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:15,932 I've made them myself that are a few laughs... 285 00:23:15,978 --> 00:23:17,946 everybody fucks their brains out... 286 00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:19,948 and that's fine... 287 00:23:19,982 --> 00:23:21,950 but it's my dream... 288 00:23:21,984 --> 00:23:23,144 to make a film... 289 00:23:25,254 --> 00:23:27,449 that is true... 290 00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:29,286 and right... 291 00:23:29,324 --> 00:23:30,985 and dramatic. 292 00:23:33,595 --> 00:23:34,789 You sure you don't want a Fresca? 293 00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:37,230 - No, thanks. - Are you sure? 294 00:23:37,266 --> 00:23:39,200 You're out of limes. 295 00:23:39,234 --> 00:23:40,861 Check in the kitchen. 296 00:23:43,338 --> 00:23:46,967 I'm going to bed. Good night, Jackie. 297 00:23:47,009 --> 00:23:48,977 Don't stay up too late. 298 00:23:49,011 --> 00:23:50,501 Good night, beauty. 299 00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,443 Good night, Eddie. 300 00:23:53,482 --> 00:23:55,074 Glad you came by. 301 00:23:57,352 --> 00:23:58,478 You're great. 302 00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,010 Thank you. 303 00:24:04,793 --> 00:24:06,454 She's the best. 304 00:24:07,963 --> 00:24:09,931 She's a wonderful mother. 305 00:24:09,965 --> 00:24:12,934 She's a mother to all those who need love. 306 00:24:12,968 --> 00:24:15,368 She's really nice. 307 00:24:17,306 --> 00:24:19,433 You know what I'm thinking? 308 00:24:19,474 --> 00:24:22,932 I'm thinking I want to be in business with you. 309 00:24:22,978 --> 00:24:25,947 - Really? - Yeah. What do you think? 310 00:24:25,981 --> 00:24:27,312 I'd love it. 311 00:24:28,650 --> 00:24:30,618 What do you think of Rollergirl? 312 00:24:30,652 --> 00:24:33,450 She's great. 313 00:24:33,488 --> 00:24:35,456 Would you like to do it? 314 00:24:35,490 --> 00:24:38,459 - Have sex? - Oh, yeah. 315 00:24:38,493 --> 00:24:40,461 I'd love to. 316 00:24:40,495 --> 00:24:41,962 She's really foxy. 317 00:24:41,997 --> 00:24:43,965 You bet your ass she is. 318 00:24:43,999 --> 00:24:45,967 You're officially out of limes, Jack. 319 00:24:46,001 --> 00:24:48,469 I'll pick up some for you tomorrow. 320 00:24:48,503 --> 00:24:51,961 Come here, darling. I want you to go over there... 321 00:24:52,007 --> 00:24:53,975 and sit on the couch with Eddie. 322 00:24:54,009 --> 00:24:57,467 Here we go. Are we going to fuck? 323 00:24:57,512 --> 00:24:59,503 Wait a minute. 324 00:25:12,461 --> 00:25:14,326 Are you ready? 325 00:25:14,363 --> 00:25:15,796 Yeah. Are you? 326 00:25:19,634 --> 00:25:22,603 Are you going to take your skates off? 327 00:25:22,637 --> 00:25:24,127 I don't take my skates off... 328 00:25:25,340 --> 00:25:27,308 and don't fucking come in me. 329 00:25:28,643 --> 00:25:30,042 Aim it at her tits, Eddie. 330 00:25:56,338 --> 00:25:57,464 Where were you? 331 00:25:57,506 --> 00:25:59,974 - Nowhere. - Shut up. 332 00:26:00,008 --> 00:26:03,205 You see that little slut girl you see? 333 00:26:03,245 --> 00:26:04,906 Sheryl? Sheryl Lynn? 334 00:26:04,946 --> 00:26:06,413 Don't say that. 335 00:26:06,448 --> 00:26:09,440 Make you feel like a stud to see trash like that? 336 00:26:10,952 --> 00:26:12,510 Is she your girlfriend? 337 00:26:12,554 --> 00:26:14,522 She's not my girlfriend. 338 00:26:14,556 --> 00:26:17,423 She's a little whore and a little piece of trash... 339 00:26:17,459 --> 00:26:20,019 and I know you're not the only one she sees. 340 00:26:20,062 --> 00:26:21,586 Why would you say something like that? 341 00:26:21,630 --> 00:26:23,894 I heard things about her. 342 00:26:23,932 --> 00:26:26,025 Don't think I don't know what goes on when I'm not here. 343 00:26:26,068 --> 00:26:28,434 I wash your sheets. I know she's been here. 344 00:26:28,470 --> 00:26:30,438 Or you doing something else in there... 345 00:26:30,472 --> 00:26:32,906 with your music and your posters on the wall? 346 00:26:32,941 --> 00:26:34,875 What is your problem? 347 00:26:34,910 --> 00:26:36,104 OK. Fine. 348 00:26:36,144 --> 00:26:37,941 Go to that little whore Sheryl Lynn. 349 00:26:37,979 --> 00:26:40,447 - Why don't you go to her? - Maybe I will. 350 00:26:40,482 --> 00:26:42,950 What are you going to do? 351 00:26:42,984 --> 00:26:44,611 I don't know. I'll do something. 352 00:26:44,653 --> 00:26:45,950 You can't do anything! 353 00:26:45,987 --> 00:26:48,547 You'll always be a loser! 354 00:26:48,590 --> 00:26:51,582 You couldn't finish high school because you were too stupid! 355 00:26:51,626 --> 00:26:53,924 - What are you going to do? - I'll do something! 356 00:26:53,962 --> 00:26:55,293 I'll go somewhere, and I'll do something! 357 00:26:55,330 --> 00:26:56,820 Maybe I'll run away where you can never find me! 358 00:26:56,865 --> 00:26:58,730 Go ahead! Fuck that little girl! 359 00:27:01,336 --> 00:27:02,894 What do you think you're doing? 360 00:27:02,938 --> 00:27:06,066 - I'm getting my stuff. - You think that's your stuff? 361 00:27:06,108 --> 00:27:09,077 That's not your stuff! You didn't pay for it! 362 00:27:09,111 --> 00:27:11,909 That is not your stuff because you didn't pay for it! 363 00:27:11,947 --> 00:27:14,415 None of this is yours! 364 00:27:14,449 --> 00:27:18,078 You leave here, you leave with what you've got! 365 00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:19,849 Nothing! 366 00:27:21,223 --> 00:27:22,690 You understand me? 367 00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:24,419 You want to treat me like this? 368 00:27:24,459 --> 00:27:27,189 This is what happens! Is that fair? 369 00:27:27,229 --> 00:27:30,164 - I didn't do anything! - You want to live that way? 370 00:27:30,198 --> 00:27:32,928 You think you're going to do this? 371 00:27:32,968 --> 00:27:34,265 Goddamn poster! 372 00:27:34,302 --> 00:27:37,430 Don't do that! Why are you doing that? 373 00:27:37,472 --> 00:27:40,600 You're not going to be shit, because you're too stupid! 374 00:27:40,642 --> 00:27:42,701 - I'm not stupid! - Yes, you are! 375 00:27:42,744 --> 00:27:44,439 Please! Don't fucking do that! 376 00:27:44,479 --> 00:27:46,447 Please don't be mean to me! 377 00:27:46,481 --> 00:27:49,211 I'm not being mean to you. You're too stupid to see it! 378 00:27:49,251 --> 00:27:51,446 You don't know what I could do... 379 00:27:51,486 --> 00:27:53,454 what I'm going to do, what I'm going to be. 380 00:27:53,488 --> 00:27:54,648 You don't know. I'm good. 381 00:27:54,689 --> 00:27:56,281 I have good things you don't know about... 382 00:27:56,324 --> 00:27:58,019 and I'm going to be something! I am! 383 00:27:58,059 --> 00:28:00,357 Don't fucking tell me I'm not! 384 00:28:00,395 --> 00:28:03,728 Don't be mean! And you don't talk to me! 385 00:28:03,765 --> 00:28:04,925 Fuck! 386 00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:18,412 Eddie Adams from Torrance. 387 00:28:18,446 --> 00:28:20,914 I knew you'd make it. 388 00:28:20,949 --> 00:28:22,917 You take the bus the whole way here? 389 00:28:22,951 --> 00:28:24,441 It wasn't bad. 390 00:28:25,954 --> 00:28:27,581 Great. I got some people I want you to meet. 391 00:28:34,963 --> 00:28:36,430 You like music? 392 00:28:36,464 --> 00:28:37,863 - I love music. - What kind? 393 00:28:37,899 --> 00:28:40,925 All kinds of music... rock, jazz, classical. 394 00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:42,937 I want you to meet a couple of great people... 395 00:28:42,971 --> 00:28:44,438 Buck and Becky. 396 00:28:44,472 --> 00:28:46,269 I'm Eddie Adams. 397 00:28:46,308 --> 00:28:48,105 Buck Swope. Nice to meet you. 398 00:28:48,143 --> 00:28:50,441 - Our new fella. - Becky Barnett. 399 00:28:50,478 --> 00:28:53,777 - It's nice to meet you. - This is the new fella? 400 00:28:53,815 --> 00:28:57,581 - Is that a faccia? - That is a faccia. 401 00:28:57,619 --> 00:28:59,246 - Faccia's "face," right? - That's right. 402 00:29:00,889 --> 00:29:02,379 - Nice to meet you guys. - All right. 403 00:29:03,558 --> 00:29:05,287 Great people. 404 00:29:05,327 --> 00:29:07,090 He's one hell of an actor. 405 00:29:07,128 --> 00:29:09,096 Hey, Reed. Reedo! 406 00:29:10,198 --> 00:29:14,897 I want you to meet the new boy on the street... Eddie Adams. 407 00:29:14,936 --> 00:29:16,403 I'm Eddie. 408 00:29:16,438 --> 00:29:17,735 Reed Rothchild. 409 00:29:17,772 --> 00:29:19,899 I want you to stick around for a while, OK? 410 00:29:19,941 --> 00:29:21,408 Sure. 411 00:29:21,443 --> 00:29:24,412 - Make him something special. - Aye, aye. 412 00:29:24,446 --> 00:29:27,745 - You live on this street? - No. 413 00:29:27,782 --> 00:29:29,613 I thought Jack just said you did. 414 00:29:31,519 --> 00:29:33,248 - Want a drink? - Sure. 415 00:29:33,288 --> 00:29:35,586 - Margarita? - Great. 416 00:29:35,624 --> 00:29:37,182 Wow. 417 00:29:39,961 --> 00:29:41,929 Two, four... 418 00:29:41,963 --> 00:29:43,430 whatever. 419 00:29:46,935 --> 00:29:49,267 Can I ask you something? 420 00:29:49,304 --> 00:29:51,169 Do you work out? 421 00:29:51,206 --> 00:29:53,936 You look like it. What do you squat? 422 00:29:53,975 --> 00:29:55,442 About two. 423 00:29:55,477 --> 00:29:56,944 Super, super. 424 00:29:56,978 --> 00:30:00,641 What about you? What do you squat? 425 00:30:02,317 --> 00:30:04,615 - 350. - Wow. 426 00:30:04,653 --> 00:30:07,451 - It's no B.S. - That's a lot. 427 00:30:07,489 --> 00:30:10,617 - Where do you work out? - In Torrance, where I live. 428 00:30:10,659 --> 00:30:11,956 Cool. 429 00:30:11,993 --> 00:30:14,461 Do you ever go to Vince's out here? 430 00:30:14,496 --> 00:30:16,657 No, I would have seen you. I'm there every day. 431 00:30:16,698 --> 00:30:19,189 I've always wanted to work out at Vince's. 432 00:30:19,234 --> 00:30:21,395 Cool. Here. Taste that. 433 00:30:26,174 --> 00:30:28,199 - Rock and roll. - All right? 434 00:30:31,012 --> 00:30:33,480 Did you ever see that movie Star Wars? 435 00:30:33,515 --> 00:30:34,982 About four times. 436 00:30:35,016 --> 00:30:37,484 People tell me I look like Han Solo. 437 00:30:37,519 --> 00:30:38,850 Really? 438 00:30:40,522 --> 00:30:42,149 What do you bench? 439 00:30:42,190 --> 00:30:44,181 You tell first. 440 00:30:45,193 --> 00:30:46,820 I asked you first. 441 00:30:46,861 --> 00:30:48,192 Same time. 442 00:30:49,364 --> 00:30:50,490 Cool. 443 00:30:50,532 --> 00:30:51,658 Are you ready? 444 00:30:51,700 --> 00:30:52,826 Ready. 445 00:30:52,867 --> 00:30:55,836 One... two... three... 446 00:30:55,870 --> 00:30:58,532 - You didn't say anything. - Neither did you. 447 00:30:59,874 --> 00:31:01,933 Hey, guys. Look at me. 448 00:31:17,492 --> 00:31:19,016 Thank you, Johnny. 449 00:31:19,060 --> 00:31:21,119 My dear, it's party time. 450 00:31:21,162 --> 00:31:24,529 Do you look lovely? 451 00:31:24,566 --> 00:31:26,295 Hello, Colonel. How are you? 452 00:31:29,504 --> 00:31:31,131 This is my lady friend. 453 00:31:31,172 --> 00:31:33,470 Darling, I'd like you to meet Jack Horner... 454 00:31:33,508 --> 00:31:35,476 the finest director in the business. 455 00:31:35,510 --> 00:31:37,478 Do you have any coke at this party? 456 00:31:37,512 --> 00:31:39,480 I'm sure they can find some somewhere. 457 00:31:39,514 --> 00:31:40,981 Great. 458 00:31:41,015 --> 00:31:44,143 You're no bigger than a minute, are you? 459 00:31:44,185 --> 00:31:45,584 Shy as a butterfly, I'll bet. 460 00:31:51,025 --> 00:31:53,493 He doesn't have the right to tell me how to dress. 461 00:31:53,528 --> 00:31:56,224 Baby, it's just plain old. 462 00:31:56,264 --> 00:31:57,492 Wait. Let me tell you something. 463 00:31:57,532 --> 00:32:00,092 First, he was obviously pissed off about the music. 464 00:32:00,135 --> 00:32:01,693 What's wrong with it? 465 00:32:01,736 --> 00:32:03,636 Second, the cowboy look ended about six years ago. 466 00:32:03,671 --> 00:32:07,107 - It's coming back. - No, it's not. It's dead. 467 00:32:07,142 --> 00:32:09,076 I don't think you know what you're talking about. 468 00:32:09,110 --> 00:32:11,271 I know what I'm talking about... 469 00:32:11,312 --> 00:32:13,780 and it sounds like your bosses are saying the same thing. 470 00:32:13,815 --> 00:32:17,945 - What? - You have to get a new look. 471 00:32:17,986 --> 00:32:19,453 You get a new look. 472 00:32:19,487 --> 00:32:21,955 I have a look, OK? The look I have is just fine. 473 00:32:21,990 --> 00:32:24,959 - What's your look? - Chocolate love. 474 00:32:24,993 --> 00:32:26,460 Take a pill. 475 00:32:26,494 --> 00:32:28,291 You don't have to lash out like that. 476 00:32:28,329 --> 00:32:29,921 I'm just trying to be your friend. 477 00:32:29,964 --> 00:32:32,694 I tried opening up a club there... 478 00:32:32,734 --> 00:32:36,261 but I'm just this poor fellow from Puerto Rico. 479 00:32:36,304 --> 00:32:38,465 I got this club here. That's one thing. 480 00:32:38,506 --> 00:32:41,339 But soon that goes, I die, and what do I have? 481 00:32:41,376 --> 00:32:43,037 I got nothing. 482 00:32:43,077 --> 00:32:45,705 I want something I can send home. 483 00:32:45,747 --> 00:32:50,377 Something I can send my brothers and say, "Look at me... 484 00:32:50,418 --> 00:32:54,218 and all the beautiful women I've been with. " 485 00:32:54,255 --> 00:32:55,984 So, what? You want me to talk to Jack? 486 00:32:56,024 --> 00:32:57,992 Yeah. I mean, you know. 487 00:32:58,026 --> 00:33:00,494 What am I asking you here? 488 00:33:00,528 --> 00:33:02,928 Honey, Amber, baby, please talk to Jack. 489 00:33:02,964 --> 00:33:05,660 Tell him I can do this. Tell him I won't be bad. 490 00:33:05,700 --> 00:33:07,327 You want to be in a movie? 491 00:33:07,368 --> 00:33:09,632 - Baby, please. - I'll see what I can do. 492 00:33:09,671 --> 00:33:13,437 Would you, love? Thank you very much. 493 00:33:13,475 --> 00:33:14,965 Thank you, mamita. 494 00:33:16,978 --> 00:33:19,242 Maurice, can I talk to you? 495 00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:20,941 I need to talk to you now. 496 00:33:20,982 --> 00:33:22,449 Pal, buddy... 497 00:33:22,484 --> 00:33:24,145 Excuse me. 498 00:33:24,185 --> 00:33:26,119 Can I join in? 499 00:33:26,154 --> 00:33:27,451 Most certainly. 500 00:33:27,489 --> 00:33:29,457 The cowboy look, that's not dead. 501 00:33:29,491 --> 00:33:31,459 What is Becky talking about? 502 00:33:31,493 --> 00:33:33,461 She's got a fucking something up her ass. 503 00:33:33,495 --> 00:33:36,328 - Fuck that shit. - Bitch. 504 00:33:54,315 --> 00:33:55,475 Do a cannonball! 505 00:33:55,517 --> 00:33:57,508 No. Watch this jackknife. 506 00:34:03,791 --> 00:34:06,919 - Did it look cool? - Pretty good. 507 00:34:06,961 --> 00:34:08,258 Let me show you what you did wrong. 508 00:34:21,976 --> 00:34:23,466 Full flip. 509 00:34:40,962 --> 00:34:42,452 You all right? 510 00:34:42,497 --> 00:34:46,126 You got to bring your legs all the way around. 511 00:34:46,167 --> 00:34:48,829 I know. I know. 512 00:34:49,971 --> 00:34:52,462 This is my point. 513 00:34:52,507 --> 00:34:56,034 You know what I say? Wear what you dig. 514 00:34:58,012 --> 00:34:59,980 Just wear what you dig. 515 00:35:00,014 --> 00:35:02,608 - That's what I say. - What's the problem? 516 00:35:04,619 --> 00:35:05,711 Should I get that? 517 00:35:09,958 --> 00:35:11,926 Can you speak a little louder, please? 518 00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:15,691 Who? Maggie. 519 00:35:15,730 --> 00:35:16,924 - Do you know a Maggie? - I don't know a Maggie. 520 00:35:16,965 --> 00:35:18,830 Sorry. There's no Maggie here. 521 00:35:20,368 --> 00:35:21,767 Your mother. 522 00:35:21,803 --> 00:35:23,930 Just give me a second. 523 00:35:23,972 --> 00:35:26,532 Watch that for me, OK? 524 00:35:29,978 --> 00:35:31,946 Excuse me. Is there a Maggie here? 525 00:35:31,980 --> 00:35:33,811 Maggie? Are you Maggie? 526 00:35:37,151 --> 00:35:38,641 Do you know Maggie? 527 00:35:40,822 --> 00:35:42,221 You Maggie? 528 00:35:45,093 --> 00:35:46,355 Can you believe this? 529 00:35:48,029 --> 00:35:50,463 I'm sorry. There's no Maggie here. 530 00:35:50,498 --> 00:35:52,466 OK. No. It's not a problem. 531 00:35:52,500 --> 00:35:53,967 Ciao. 532 00:35:54,002 --> 00:35:55,469 Who was that? 533 00:35:55,503 --> 00:35:58,199 Some kid looking for his mom. 534 00:36:46,387 --> 00:36:47,513 What the fuck are you doing? 535 00:36:47,555 --> 00:36:49,455 What's it look like they're doing? 536 00:36:49,490 --> 00:36:52,459 - That's my wife. - Shut up, Bill. 537 00:36:52,493 --> 00:36:54,961 You're embarrassing me. 538 00:36:54,996 --> 00:36:57,157 Yeah, Little Bill. Shut up. 539 00:37:10,945 --> 00:37:12,412 Hey, Kurt. How's it going? 540 00:37:12,447 --> 00:37:13,744 What's wrong? 541 00:37:13,781 --> 00:37:15,408 My fucking wife. 542 00:37:15,450 --> 00:37:18,078 She's down there, some idiot's dick in her. 543 00:37:18,119 --> 00:37:19,916 Everybody's standing around watching. 544 00:37:19,954 --> 00:37:21,421 It's a fucking embarrassment! 545 00:37:21,456 --> 00:37:24,755 Yeah, I know. Anyway, listen. 546 00:37:24,792 --> 00:37:26,453 For the shoot, I want to talk about the look. 547 00:37:26,494 --> 00:37:28,962 I want to see about getting this new zoom lens. 548 00:37:28,996 --> 00:37:31,897 I was wondering if we'd get some more lights, too. 549 00:37:31,933 --> 00:37:33,457 Jack wants a minimal thing. 550 00:37:33,501 --> 00:37:36,368 Very often, minimal means a lot more photographically... 551 00:37:36,404 --> 00:37:39,032 than most people understand. 552 00:37:39,073 --> 00:37:41,564 - I understand. - I know you understand. 553 00:37:41,609 --> 00:37:42,735 I'm talking about some other people. 554 00:37:42,777 --> 00:37:45,439 I think what Jack is talking about is minimal... 555 00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:48,449 not really natural, but minimal. 556 00:37:48,483 --> 00:37:51,077 - I was just saying... - I understand. 557 00:37:51,119 --> 00:37:53,451 Because I'm trying to give each picture its own look. 558 00:37:53,488 --> 00:37:55,456 Can we talk about this later? 559 00:37:55,490 --> 00:37:57,822 Oh, yeah. You got to go somewhere? 560 00:38:01,662 --> 00:38:04,187 I was hoping for the shoot tomorrow... 561 00:38:04,232 --> 00:38:07,565 we could send Rocky down, and he could pick it up. 562 00:38:07,602 --> 00:38:09,900 No, hey. Got you. You got to go somewhere... 563 00:38:09,937 --> 00:38:11,905 so what the fuck? It's only the photography... 564 00:38:11,939 --> 00:38:13,907 of the film we're talking about. 565 00:38:13,941 --> 00:38:15,909 Are you giving me shit? 566 00:38:15,943 --> 00:38:17,740 Hey, no way, Little Bill. 567 00:38:17,779 --> 00:38:20,907 My wife has an ass in her cock in the driveway! 568 00:38:20,948 --> 00:38:23,416 I'm sorry if my thoughts are not on the photography... 569 00:38:23,451 --> 00:38:25,419 of the film we're shooting tomorrow, OK? 570 00:38:25,453 --> 00:38:27,421 OK. No big deal. Sorry. 571 00:38:27,455 --> 00:38:29,923 - All right? - Got you. 572 00:38:43,938 --> 00:38:45,462 All right. Where is this? 573 00:38:53,481 --> 00:38:55,142 I think she's sick. 574 00:38:55,183 --> 00:38:57,151 What the fuck is this? 575 00:38:57,185 --> 00:38:59,449 I didn't do anything. I didn't. 576 00:38:59,487 --> 00:39:00,954 Is she breathing? 577 00:39:00,988 --> 00:39:02,888 I don't know. I think she did too much coke. 578 00:39:02,924 --> 00:39:04,289 Do you think so, Doctor? 579 00:39:04,325 --> 00:39:05,883 This girl's definitely OD'd. 580 00:39:05,927 --> 00:39:10,227 I want you to handle this for me, Johnny. 581 00:39:10,264 --> 00:39:12,562 Pick her up, get her in the car, and drive her to Saint Joe's. 582 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,568 Drop her off in the front. 583 00:39:14,602 --> 00:39:16,536 Got you. 584 00:39:16,571 --> 00:39:18,903 Make sure no one sees the limo. 585 00:39:18,940 --> 00:39:20,601 What the fuck is this? 586 00:39:20,641 --> 00:39:24,338 This is twice in two days that a chick has OD'd on me. 587 00:39:24,378 --> 00:39:28,747 Do you think maybe you ought to get some new shit? 588 00:39:28,783 --> 00:39:31,718 Shit. She's freaking out! 589 00:39:31,752 --> 00:39:32,912 See? Look at this. 590 00:39:32,954 --> 00:39:34,922 With all this fucking conversation. Come on. 591 00:39:34,956 --> 00:39:36,446 Please don't die! 592 00:39:37,959 --> 00:39:39,426 Come on! 593 00:39:41,696 --> 00:39:43,027 Back door, Johnny. 594 00:39:43,064 --> 00:39:44,929 You got it. 595 00:39:44,966 --> 00:39:47,196 Fuckin' shit! 596 00:39:51,806 --> 00:39:53,637 Get out of my way. 597 00:39:55,309 --> 00:39:57,573 - Is she all right? - Shut the fuck up! 598 00:40:28,576 --> 00:40:29,975 Hey, Scotty J. How are you? 599 00:40:30,011 --> 00:40:33,538 You know, you know. Who's this? 600 00:40:33,581 --> 00:40:35,310 Eddie, this is Scotty J. He's a friend. 601 00:40:35,349 --> 00:40:36,646 He works on some of the films. 602 00:40:36,684 --> 00:40:39,312 - Nice to meet you. - Oh, yeah. Me, too. 603 00:40:39,353 --> 00:40:41,480 You going to be working or... 604 00:40:41,522 --> 00:40:42,887 Maybe. 605 00:40:42,924 --> 00:40:44,949 Probably. 606 00:40:44,992 --> 00:40:47,153 That's great. How'd you meet Jack? 607 00:40:47,194 --> 00:40:49,492 Because I work on the films sometimes. 608 00:40:49,530 --> 00:40:51,464 So if you ever... 609 00:40:53,935 --> 00:40:56,301 Come here a second, will you? 610 00:40:56,337 --> 00:40:59,500 Could you excuse me for a minute? 611 00:40:59,540 --> 00:41:00,939 Very nice to meet you. 612 00:41:00,975 --> 00:41:02,135 Take care. 613 00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:09,278 Eddie Adams, this is the Colonel. 614 00:41:09,317 --> 00:41:10,944 How do you do? 615 00:41:10,985 --> 00:41:13,249 Eddie is interested in film. 616 00:41:13,287 --> 00:41:15,448 I can't give you much advice... 617 00:41:15,489 --> 00:41:17,457 that Jack probably doesn't know... 618 00:41:17,491 --> 00:41:19,755 but I can advise that maybe you think about your name. 619 00:41:19,794 --> 00:41:20,954 My name? 620 00:41:20,995 --> 00:41:24,021 Think about some name that makes you happy... 621 00:41:24,065 --> 00:41:25,965 or something with a little pizzazz. 622 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,661 Sure. 623 00:41:27,702 --> 00:41:32,469 The Colonel here puts up all the money for our films. 624 00:41:32,506 --> 00:41:34,770 It's an important part of the process. 625 00:41:34,809 --> 00:41:36,208 Great. 626 00:41:36,243 --> 00:41:37,972 I'm looking forward to seeing you in action. 627 00:41:38,012 --> 00:41:39,309 Jack says you got a great big cock. 628 00:41:39,347 --> 00:41:41,975 I don't know. I guess so. 629 00:41:42,016 --> 00:41:44,985 - May I see it? - Really? 630 00:41:45,019 --> 00:41:46,179 Please. 631 00:41:52,026 --> 00:41:53,994 Thank you, Eddie. 632 00:41:54,028 --> 00:41:55,495 No problem. 633 00:41:55,529 --> 00:41:56,996 Thanks, Eddie. 634 00:41:57,031 --> 00:41:58,521 All right. 635 00:42:24,859 --> 00:42:26,486 You want to hear a poem I wrote? 636 00:42:29,497 --> 00:42:32,955 I love you, you love me... 637 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,969 going down the sugar tree. 638 00:42:36,003 --> 00:42:38,471 We'll go down the sugar tree... 639 00:42:38,506 --> 00:42:40,974 and see lots of bees... 640 00:42:41,008 --> 00:42:44,466 playing, playing. 641 00:42:44,512 --> 00:42:46,980 But the bees won't sting... 642 00:42:47,014 --> 00:42:48,982 because you love me. 643 00:42:49,016 --> 00:42:50,483 That's it. 644 00:42:50,518 --> 00:42:52,486 That's fucking great. Did you write that? 645 00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:55,489 - I write songs, too. - Wow. 646 00:42:55,523 --> 00:42:57,991 How's it going, boys? 647 00:42:58,025 --> 00:42:59,993 Having a good time? 648 00:43:00,027 --> 00:43:01,494 Excellent time. Thank you, Jack. 649 00:43:01,529 --> 00:43:04,430 - It was a great party. - The best. 650 00:43:04,465 --> 00:43:07,298 That's what Jackie's house is for. 651 00:43:07,334 --> 00:43:08,426 - Right? - That's right! 652 00:43:08,469 --> 00:43:09,527 Coming in. 653 00:43:13,974 --> 00:43:16,272 How about a little bubbles, Reed? 654 00:43:20,481 --> 00:43:22,813 Excuse me, Jack. 655 00:43:22,850 --> 00:43:26,786 I'm thinking about what the Colonel said about my name. 656 00:43:26,821 --> 00:43:28,254 I was just wondering if you had any ideas. 657 00:43:28,289 --> 00:43:29,950 I had some thoughts on it. 658 00:43:29,990 --> 00:43:31,855 What about you? What do you think? 659 00:43:31,892 --> 00:43:35,453 My idea was I just want a name... 660 00:43:35,496 --> 00:43:38,431 I want it so it can cut glass, like razor-sharp. 661 00:43:38,466 --> 00:43:39,899 Razor-sharp. Right. 662 00:43:39,934 --> 00:43:41,959 When I close my eyes, I see this thing. 663 00:43:42,002 --> 00:43:43,469 It's this big sign... 664 00:43:43,504 --> 00:43:46,701 and the name is in bright blue neon lights... 665 00:43:46,740 --> 00:43:47,968 with purple outline... 666 00:43:48,008 --> 00:43:50,977 and this name is just so bright and so sharp... 667 00:43:51,011 --> 00:43:56,574 that the sign blows up because the name's so powerful. 668 00:44:05,259 --> 00:44:07,454 It says, "Dirk Diggler. " 669 00:44:08,696 --> 00:44:14,430 I think Heaven has sent you here, Dirk Diggler. 670 00:44:14,468 --> 00:44:18,928 I think the angels have blessed us all because of you. 671 00:44:18,973 --> 00:44:20,235 You're Dirk! 672 00:44:22,376 --> 00:44:23,866 Amen. 673 00:44:30,818 --> 00:44:32,115 Talk to me, Kurt. 674 00:44:32,153 --> 00:44:34,621 - Twenty to thirty. - Why? 675 00:44:34,655 --> 00:44:36,953 I got a couple of tough shadows to deal with. 676 00:44:36,991 --> 00:44:38,982 There's shadows in life, babe. 677 00:44:40,594 --> 00:44:44,621 You want to go over this? 678 00:44:44,665 --> 00:44:47,293 The setup is... Here we go. 679 00:44:47,334 --> 00:44:50,303 One, Amber talking to Becky. 680 00:44:50,337 --> 00:44:52,305 They make the telephone call to the agents... 681 00:44:52,339 --> 00:44:54,136 to send over some actors. 682 00:44:54,175 --> 00:44:56,473 Two, enter Reed to audition for Amber. 683 00:44:56,510 --> 00:44:58,478 They go at it. Becky watches. 684 00:44:58,512 --> 00:45:01,481 Three, Becky goes to the bathroom to jack off. 685 00:45:01,515 --> 00:45:04,916 She gets interrupted by Amber. They go at it. 686 00:45:04,952 --> 00:45:06,442 Four... 687 00:45:07,788 --> 00:45:09,915 Who's Dirk Diggler? 688 00:45:09,957 --> 00:45:12,687 That's that new boy, good-looking kid... 689 00:45:12,726 --> 00:45:14,250 Eddie at the club. 690 00:45:14,295 --> 00:45:16,092 Good name. 691 00:45:16,130 --> 00:45:18,428 Anyway, enter Dirk. He meets Becky. They go at it. 692 00:45:18,465 --> 00:45:20,092 Change that, will you? 693 00:45:20,134 --> 00:45:22,432 I want Eddie to be auditioning for Amber. 694 00:45:22,469 --> 00:45:23,959 Got it. 695 00:45:25,139 --> 00:45:26,936 Darling, where are you going? 696 00:45:26,974 --> 00:45:28,771 I got to go wash my vagina. 697 00:45:28,809 --> 00:45:30,436 How long will you be? 698 00:45:30,477 --> 00:45:32,707 Two seconds. You want it clean, don't you? 699 00:45:35,983 --> 00:45:37,780 I'm back now. 700 00:45:37,818 --> 00:45:39,979 I'm ready to start. 701 00:45:51,265 --> 00:45:52,960 I'm supposed to come get you now... 702 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:54,991 and tell you that they're all ready now. 703 00:46:00,007 --> 00:46:02,339 Do you think you could give me a minute? 704 00:46:04,778 --> 00:46:06,268 Thanks. 705 00:46:08,449 --> 00:46:10,417 I'm back now. 706 00:46:10,451 --> 00:46:13,784 I'm ready to start my acting career. 707 00:46:23,130 --> 00:46:24,791 That's right. 708 00:46:32,473 --> 00:46:34,941 - You look really good. - Thank you. 709 00:46:34,975 --> 00:46:36,943 And you look really sexy. 710 00:46:36,977 --> 00:46:38,467 Thanks. 711 00:46:43,817 --> 00:46:46,945 - I like your name a lot. - You do? 712 00:46:46,987 --> 00:46:49,649 - It's really cool. - Thanks. 713 00:46:53,994 --> 00:46:55,985 You'll be right down there. 714 00:47:04,238 --> 00:47:05,603 Thanks. 715 00:47:06,940 --> 00:47:08,407 How's my boy? 716 00:47:08,442 --> 00:47:12,902 - Great. Let's do it. - All right. 717 00:47:12,946 --> 00:47:14,914 Remember everything we talked about? 718 00:47:14,948 --> 00:47:17,416 Now, you're going to come through the door... 719 00:47:17,451 --> 00:47:18,748 walk right over here. 720 00:47:18,786 --> 00:47:21,914 I'll say, "Action, Eddie. " 721 00:47:21,955 --> 00:47:23,923 That will be your cue, right? 722 00:47:23,957 --> 00:47:25,925 You come through the door... 723 00:47:25,959 --> 00:47:30,225 you walk right over to the desk to Amber, and we shoot. 724 00:47:30,264 --> 00:47:31,925 Do we go right into the sex or... 725 00:47:31,965 --> 00:47:33,933 Is that all right? 726 00:47:33,967 --> 00:47:35,958 Is it OK with you? 727 00:47:38,639 --> 00:47:40,937 Good. 728 00:47:40,974 --> 00:47:42,942 You don't need a rehearsal? 729 00:47:42,976 --> 00:47:45,444 No. It's OK. I can do it. 730 00:47:45,479 --> 00:47:47,447 Then we'll shoot the rehearsal. 731 00:47:47,481 --> 00:47:49,608 - Great. - All right. 732 00:47:49,650 --> 00:47:51,413 Could I ask you something? 733 00:47:51,452 --> 00:47:56,116 Can you call me Dirk Diggler from now on? 734 00:47:56,156 --> 00:47:58,283 - Absolutely. - Great. 735 00:47:58,325 --> 00:48:00,623 - I'm sorry. - It's all right. 736 00:48:00,661 --> 00:48:01,923 From now on. 737 00:48:01,962 --> 00:48:03,395 Let's get a good one. 738 00:48:03,430 --> 00:48:05,898 Do you want to practice your lines with me? 739 00:48:05,933 --> 00:48:07,400 No. I know it. 740 00:48:07,434 --> 00:48:09,902 - You look great, honey. - Thanks. 741 00:48:09,937 --> 00:48:12,906 Does he want me to keep going until I come? 742 00:48:12,940 --> 00:48:14,908 Yeah. You just come when you're ready. 743 00:48:14,942 --> 00:48:16,910 Where should I do it? 744 00:48:16,944 --> 00:48:19,572 - Where do you want? - Wherever you tell me. 745 00:48:19,613 --> 00:48:21,911 Come on my tits if you can, OK? 746 00:48:21,949 --> 00:48:24,918 Just pull it out and do it on my stomach and my tits. 747 00:48:24,952 --> 00:48:26,613 Yeah. No problem. 748 00:48:30,958 --> 00:48:33,119 Are you all right, honey? 749 00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:34,923 This is great. I'm fine. 750 00:48:34,962 --> 00:48:36,930 I just want to do good. 751 00:48:36,964 --> 00:48:38,932 I just want it to be really good. 752 00:48:38,966 --> 00:48:41,434 Is it OK if I really try to make it look sexy? 753 00:48:41,468 --> 00:48:43,936 Would that be OK? 754 00:48:43,971 --> 00:48:45,302 Great. 755 00:48:47,975 --> 00:48:50,637 You ready? 756 00:48:50,677 --> 00:48:52,941 You're going to enter through this door right here. 757 00:48:52,980 --> 00:48:56,939 He'll call "Action. " You got the lines for the scene? 758 00:48:56,984 --> 00:48:59,452 If you drop one, just call for it, but do not stop, OK? 759 00:48:59,486 --> 00:49:00,680 You want some water or something? 760 00:49:00,721 --> 00:49:02,689 - No. I'm fine. Thanks. - You're going to do fine. 761 00:49:04,425 --> 00:49:05,756 Roll it, Scotty. 762 00:49:06,927 --> 00:49:08,394 Speed. 763 00:49:08,429 --> 00:49:09,896 Sticks. 764 00:49:09,930 --> 00:49:11,420 Marker. 765 00:49:12,933 --> 00:49:15,401 Camera's set. We're ready, chief. 766 00:49:15,436 --> 00:49:17,427 And... 767 00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:21,431 Action, Dirk. 768 00:49:26,447 --> 00:49:28,574 Hello. Are you John? 769 00:49:30,951 --> 00:49:33,613 Your agency recommends you very highly. 770 00:49:33,654 --> 00:49:35,178 I'm a really hard worker... 771 00:49:35,222 --> 00:49:37,747 and if you give me a job, I won't disappoint you. 772 00:49:37,791 --> 00:49:39,759 What special skills do you have? 773 00:49:39,793 --> 00:49:41,920 I've been in the Marines for three years. 774 00:49:41,962 --> 00:49:44,430 I just got back from a tour of duty. 775 00:49:44,465 --> 00:49:46,933 - You're kidding. - No, I'm not. 776 00:49:46,967 --> 00:49:50,926 It got really hard being surrounded by guys all day. 777 00:49:50,971 --> 00:49:52,598 How long has it been since you've had a woman? 778 00:49:52,639 --> 00:49:55,107 - A long time. - That's terrible. 779 00:49:56,243 --> 00:49:59,940 But I'm back and ready to pursue my acting career. 780 00:49:59,980 --> 00:50:01,948 As you may or may not know... 781 00:50:01,982 --> 00:50:03,950 this is an important film for me. 782 00:50:03,984 --> 00:50:06,953 If it's not a hit, I'll get kicked out of my apartment. 783 00:50:06,987 --> 00:50:09,751 - My landlord's a real jerk. - Really? 784 00:50:09,790 --> 00:50:11,280 Why don't you take your pants off? 785 00:50:11,325 --> 00:50:13,793 It's important I get an idea of your size. 786 00:50:13,827 --> 00:50:14,987 No problem. 787 00:50:47,261 --> 00:50:48,990 I think that you have the job... 788 00:50:49,029 --> 00:50:51,520 but why don't I make sure of something? 789 00:50:54,535 --> 00:50:56,867 This is a giant cock. 790 00:52:37,170 --> 00:52:38,967 We've rolled out. 791 00:52:39,006 --> 00:52:41,201 We got to change mags. 792 00:52:42,676 --> 00:52:44,337 Do it quickly. 793 00:52:50,317 --> 00:52:52,979 - Kids. - Is everything cool? 794 00:52:53,020 --> 00:52:55,989 It's going great. We just got to change the angle. 795 00:52:56,023 --> 00:52:57,991 Does it look sexy? 796 00:52:58,025 --> 00:52:59,993 It's great. 797 00:53:00,027 --> 00:53:01,995 You're doing so good, Dirk. 798 00:53:02,029 --> 00:53:03,758 Does it feel good? 799 00:53:11,471 --> 00:53:13,439 Roll sound, Scotty. 800 00:53:17,144 --> 00:53:18,304 Speed. 801 00:53:19,746 --> 00:53:21,179 Quiet. Sticks. 802 00:53:25,485 --> 00:53:26,884 Marker. 803 00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:29,445 We're back. 804 00:53:29,489 --> 00:53:31,582 Action, kids. 805 00:53:32,659 --> 00:53:36,459 We're going to go down now. 806 00:53:36,496 --> 00:53:39,260 No. Do it again. 807 00:53:46,873 --> 00:53:49,933 John, you're a wonderful actor. 808 00:54:18,472 --> 00:54:19,939 You're amazing. 809 00:54:19,973 --> 00:54:22,441 - You feel so good, Amber. - You ready to come? 810 00:54:23,343 --> 00:54:25,937 - Come in me. - What? 811 00:54:25,979 --> 00:54:27,446 Don't worry. I'm fixed. 812 00:54:27,481 --> 00:54:29,472 I want you to come in me. 813 00:54:39,493 --> 00:54:41,324 Oh, God. 814 00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:48,490 Wonderful. 815 00:54:49,836 --> 00:54:51,463 Cut. Terrific! 816 00:54:51,505 --> 00:54:52,995 Nice work! 817 00:54:54,474 --> 00:54:57,466 That's great! Wasn't that sexy? 818 00:54:57,511 --> 00:54:58,978 Rock and roll! 819 00:54:59,012 --> 00:55:00,479 Really good. 820 00:55:00,514 --> 00:55:03,415 - Looked great. Very sexy. - Doesn't he fuck like a champ? 821 00:55:03,450 --> 00:55:05,179 - He rocked. - Thanks, Reed. 822 00:55:05,218 --> 00:55:08,244 - The camera loves you. - We didn't get the come shot. 823 00:55:08,288 --> 00:55:11,416 We missed the come shot. He came inside her. 824 00:55:11,458 --> 00:55:13,926 Maybe we could go to stock footage or... 825 00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:17,259 Are you crazy? It won't match. 826 00:55:20,267 --> 00:55:22,201 I could do it again if you need a close-up. 827 00:55:27,574 --> 00:55:29,474 Here we go! 828 00:55:31,411 --> 00:55:33,402 Everyone say, "Dirk. " 829 00:55:36,383 --> 00:55:37,941 These are real wood. 830 00:55:37,984 --> 00:55:39,474 I know. 831 00:55:39,519 --> 00:55:41,453 These are the ones. These are great. 832 00:55:41,488 --> 00:55:43,456 Those are really cool. Are they lizard? 833 00:55:43,490 --> 00:55:46,084 No. They're Italian. I'm going to fucking buy these. 834 00:55:48,161 --> 00:55:50,527 Guys! 835 00:55:50,564 --> 00:55:52,862 It's funny you say that, because we should be in a band. 836 00:56:02,943 --> 00:56:04,968 - You like my shoes? - They're pretty cool. 837 00:56:05,011 --> 00:56:08,139 I got them with Reed and Scotty. They're cool, huh? 838 00:56:08,181 --> 00:56:12,914 They're embossed leather with this reptilian pattern. 839 00:56:12,953 --> 00:56:14,420 Cool. 840 00:56:14,454 --> 00:56:16,422 Can we have some hot sauce here? 841 00:56:16,456 --> 00:56:18,924 Hiya, Scotty. Sit down and help yourself. 842 00:56:18,959 --> 00:56:20,426 Thanks. 843 00:56:20,460 --> 00:56:21,859 Say hello to Jaimelyn. 844 00:56:26,900 --> 00:56:29,232 - You're a Leo? - That's right. 845 00:56:29,269 --> 00:56:30,463 My girlfriend wants to meet you. 846 00:56:30,503 --> 00:56:32,596 - Is that right? - This is Raymond. 847 00:56:32,639 --> 00:56:34,129 How do you do? What's your name? 848 00:56:34,174 --> 00:56:36,142 - Becky Barnett. - Excuse me? 849 00:56:38,345 --> 00:56:41,246 - Raymond's a Leo. - I knew it. 850 00:56:41,281 --> 00:56:42,873 - What's your sign? - I'm a Pisces. 851 00:56:42,916 --> 00:56:45,248 What? I can't deal with no Pisces. 852 00:56:45,285 --> 00:56:46,877 That shirt's pretty sexy, too. 853 00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:49,946 This is imported Italian nylon... 854 00:56:49,990 --> 00:56:52,959 and it's a special edition limited silk print... 855 00:56:52,993 --> 00:56:57,953 and it was done by this really famous design artist. 856 00:56:57,998 --> 00:56:59,465 Pick a card. 857 00:56:59,499 --> 00:57:01,865 What's up, baby? I love you. Bitch you later, baby. 858 00:57:01,902 --> 00:57:02,834 What table's that going to? 859 00:57:02,869 --> 00:57:05,235 Four? Five, Jose. 860 00:57:05,272 --> 00:57:06,830 What's happening, my man? 861 00:57:06,873 --> 00:57:09,535 You alive, man. 862 00:57:09,576 --> 00:57:10,907 What's up, people? 863 00:57:10,944 --> 00:57:13,913 Rise from the deck. 864 00:57:13,947 --> 00:57:15,414 Damn! That's... 865 00:57:15,448 --> 00:57:16,915 Two of diamonds, right? 866 00:57:16,950 --> 00:57:19,418 That's my card. That is incredible. 867 00:57:19,452 --> 00:57:22,944 Doesn't it make you nervous dealing with those evil forces? 868 00:57:22,989 --> 00:57:26,425 - Horses? - No. Evil forces. 869 00:57:26,459 --> 00:57:27,926 Evil? No, man. 870 00:57:27,961 --> 00:57:30,429 It's not evil. It's an illusion. 871 00:57:30,463 --> 00:57:33,261 Yeah, it's confusing. 872 00:57:33,300 --> 00:57:35,461 Thank you. 873 00:57:35,669 --> 00:57:36,966 Listen up, kid. 874 00:57:37,003 --> 00:57:39,471 We're going to try and do this all in one shot. 875 00:57:39,506 --> 00:57:43,704 We start like this, and you roll her over, Dirk. 876 00:57:43,743 --> 00:57:44,971 Rollergirl, you roll right over with him... 877 00:57:45,011 --> 00:57:48,606 but try to give me every single position. Is that possible? 878 00:57:48,648 --> 00:57:51,378 If you wrap your leg around... 879 00:57:51,418 --> 00:57:54,945 The other one, the left leg... around and over. Good. 880 00:57:54,988 --> 00:57:56,979 See, we can go right into doggy style. 881 00:57:57,023 --> 00:57:58,183 Perfect. 882 00:57:59,326 --> 00:58:01,658 Is the movement of the waterbed a problem? 883 00:58:01,695 --> 00:58:04,061 No, not at all. I dig it. It's great. 884 00:58:04,097 --> 00:58:05,223 OK, can we do this? 885 00:58:05,265 --> 00:58:07,426 All right, everybody, here we go. 886 00:58:08,969 --> 00:58:10,834 This is going to be great. 887 00:58:10,870 --> 00:58:12,770 Do you want me to use the Spanish accent? 888 00:58:19,813 --> 00:58:22,304 "Jack Horner has found something special... 889 00:58:22,349 --> 00:58:24,579 "in newcomer Dirk Diggler. 890 00:58:24,617 --> 00:58:28,610 "Another stellar sexual standout from Horner and company. 891 00:58:28,655 --> 00:58:31,954 "Diggler delivers a performance worth a thousand hard-ons. 892 00:58:31,992 --> 00:58:34,961 His presence when dressed is powerful and demanding. " 893 00:58:34,995 --> 00:58:37,463 "When stripped to the bone... 894 00:58:37,497 --> 00:58:40,955 "Diggler's more eruptive than a volcano on a bad day. 895 00:58:41,001 --> 00:58:43,731 "Amber Waves' ripe cherry lips do a wonderful job... 896 00:58:43,770 --> 00:58:46,466 of handling Diggler's wide load. " 897 00:58:46,506 --> 00:58:49,498 "And Reed Rothchild's stiff biceps... 898 00:58:49,542 --> 00:58:53,069 do a slapping good job with Becky Barnett's supple ass. " 899 00:58:53,113 --> 00:58:54,978 "But Diggler remains the standout in this film. 900 00:58:55,015 --> 00:58:57,984 "It's easy to predict that after only two films... 901 00:58:58,018 --> 00:59:01,715 that Diggler's suck-cess can only grow and grow and grow... " 902 01:00:13,326 --> 01:00:15,055 What else? 903 01:00:15,095 --> 01:00:16,460 That's it for now. 904 01:00:16,496 --> 01:00:20,455 Look at the character Holmes came up with. 905 01:00:20,500 --> 01:00:22,195 And look, I just... 906 01:00:22,235 --> 01:00:23,634 Tell me. 907 01:00:23,670 --> 01:00:25,968 I don't like seeing women treated that way. 908 01:00:26,005 --> 01:00:27,802 This guy he plays, Johnny Wadd... 909 01:00:27,841 --> 01:00:30,309 it's always about slapping some girl around. 910 01:00:30,343 --> 01:00:32,811 It's not right. It's not cool. It's just not sexy. 911 01:00:32,846 --> 01:00:35,314 It's not sexy like it should be. 912 01:00:35,348 --> 01:00:38,317 This guy's more a James Bond type character. 913 01:00:38,351 --> 01:00:40,319 You know, he's classy. 914 01:00:40,353 --> 01:00:42,218 He's a world-traveled guy. 915 01:00:42,255 --> 01:00:43,813 I like that. 916 01:00:43,857 --> 01:00:45,848 Reed could play my partner. 917 01:00:48,027 --> 01:00:50,393 I like that a lot. 918 01:00:50,430 --> 01:00:51,988 We could make it really good. 919 01:00:52,031 --> 01:00:55,000 If you direct it, we make a series with a whole story. 920 01:00:55,034 --> 01:00:57,298 It's exactly what we've always talked about. 921 01:00:57,337 --> 01:00:59,498 Please? 922 01:00:59,539 --> 01:01:01,507 When we get back... 923 01:01:01,541 --> 01:01:03,406 set up the typewriter. 924 01:01:03,443 --> 01:01:06,344 We'll see what comes out of it. 925 01:01:06,379 --> 01:01:09,439 I have to talk to the Colonel when we get to Vegas. 926 01:01:09,482 --> 01:01:13,179 And you got to work on the Colonel, too. 927 01:01:13,219 --> 01:01:14,447 You got to be committed. 928 01:01:14,487 --> 01:01:17,945 I'll do whatever I have to do. 929 01:01:18,958 --> 01:01:20,550 Does this character have a name? 930 01:01:22,295 --> 01:01:24,957 His name is Brock Landers. 931 01:01:24,998 --> 01:01:27,933 His partner's name is Chest Rockwell. 932 01:01:30,503 --> 01:01:32,403 Those are great names! 933 01:01:32,572 --> 01:01:36,975 And the award for best newcomer goes to... 934 01:01:37,010 --> 01:01:39,308 Yes! My baby boy! 935 01:01:40,513 --> 01:01:42,981 And the award for best cock goes to... 936 01:01:43,016 --> 01:01:45,143 Here we go again. 937 01:01:45,185 --> 01:01:48,154 The award for best actor goes to... 938 01:01:48,188 --> 01:01:51,783 I've seen all his movies, and I can't wait to work with him. 939 01:02:30,997 --> 01:02:34,956 Wow. I don't know what to say. 940 01:02:35,001 --> 01:02:36,468 I guess... 941 01:02:36,502 --> 01:02:39,960 Wow. I guess the only thing I can say... 942 01:02:40,006 --> 01:02:41,906 is I'll promise to keep rockin' and rollin'... 943 01:02:41,941 --> 01:02:43,272 and making better films. 944 01:02:45,678 --> 01:02:49,808 It seems we make these movies, and sometimes, you know... 945 01:02:49,849 --> 01:02:52,477 they're considered filthy or something by some people... 946 01:02:52,518 --> 01:02:54,986 but I don't think that's true. 947 01:02:55,021 --> 01:02:57,990 These movies we make, they can be better. 948 01:02:58,024 --> 01:03:00,993 They can help. They really can. I mean that. 949 01:03:01,027 --> 01:03:02,927 We can always do better. 950 01:03:02,962 --> 01:03:06,420 I'm going to keep trying if you guys keep trying. 951 01:03:06,466 --> 01:03:07,831 Let's keep rockin' and rollin', man. 952 01:03:24,150 --> 01:03:26,641 Marker. 953 01:03:26,686 --> 01:03:27,983 Set. 954 01:03:45,672 --> 01:03:48,607 Shot of tequila, straight up. 955 01:03:50,576 --> 01:03:53,545 I've been in this place for twenty minutes... 956 01:03:53,579 --> 01:03:55,877 just to get a seat. 957 01:03:55,915 --> 01:03:57,780 Are you alone? 958 01:03:57,817 --> 01:03:59,944 Yeah. Just visiting L.A. 959 01:03:59,986 --> 01:04:03,183 Some people told me the food in here was really good. 960 01:04:03,222 --> 01:04:04,780 Good? It's not good. 961 01:04:04,824 --> 01:04:07,793 It's probably the best place to eat in Los Angeles. 962 01:04:07,827 --> 01:04:11,422 - It's excellent. - I certainly hope so. 963 01:04:11,464 --> 01:04:14,558 I could die of starvation before I get something in my mouth. 964 01:04:16,502 --> 01:04:17,992 Still hungry? 965 01:04:19,505 --> 01:04:20,995 Starving. 966 01:04:24,210 --> 01:04:26,235 Why don't you feast on that? 967 01:04:37,857 --> 01:04:40,325 Oh, it's true. 968 01:04:40,360 --> 01:04:41,987 What's that? 969 01:04:42,028 --> 01:04:45,156 You are Brock Landers. 970 01:05:08,287 --> 01:05:11,484 Freeze! Don't make me chase you, Raphael! 971 01:05:23,503 --> 01:05:24,993 Freeze! 972 01:05:39,519 --> 01:05:40,986 We're almost there. 973 01:05:41,020 --> 01:05:43,989 Here's what I want. I want you to trim the head. 974 01:05:44,023 --> 01:05:46,992 Dump that shot of Reed with the revolver. 975 01:05:47,026 --> 01:05:48,653 And switch the title card. 976 01:05:48,694 --> 01:05:52,152 I want it to come flying out of the screen at the audience. 977 01:05:52,198 --> 01:05:53,665 Nice. Piece of cake. 978 01:05:53,699 --> 01:05:55,132 That's my guy. 979 01:05:58,037 --> 01:06:00,835 I told him, "This is a special party for Scotty J. 980 01:06:00,873 --> 01:06:03,205 I want your lightest, bubbliest champagne. " 981 01:06:03,242 --> 01:06:04,436 So this is what he gave me, Scotty. 982 01:06:04,477 --> 01:06:07,446 Take a little sip of this and tell me what you think. 983 01:06:07,480 --> 01:06:09,448 This is supposed to be really good stuff. 984 01:06:09,482 --> 01:06:11,950 Here. Take a sip. 985 01:06:11,984 --> 01:06:13,451 Isn't that pretty light? 986 01:06:13,486 --> 01:06:15,283 What do you think, huh? 987 01:06:15,321 --> 01:06:16,447 Beautiful. 988 01:06:16,489 --> 01:06:18,286 Great. Look how spacious it is. 989 01:06:18,324 --> 01:06:20,292 Look, I like this, too. 990 01:06:20,326 --> 01:06:22,294 That's custom-made. Real imported Italian leather. 991 01:06:22,328 --> 01:06:24,956 - Very unusual. - Watch this. 992 01:06:24,997 --> 01:06:27,966 - What's that? - My initials. 993 01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:29,968 That's so imaginative. How'd you think of that? 994 01:06:30,002 --> 01:06:31,970 I was thinking of my name one day and dreamt it up. 995 01:06:32,004 --> 01:06:33,471 How are you? 996 01:06:33,506 --> 01:06:34,973 I'm almost finished. 997 01:06:35,007 --> 01:06:36,304 Looks great. 998 01:06:36,342 --> 01:06:38,970 I used a little poetic license to capture your essence. 999 01:06:39,011 --> 01:06:40,478 Looks great, Jessie. 1000 01:06:40,513 --> 01:06:42,310 It's good for conversation. 1001 01:06:42,348 --> 01:06:45,476 Jessie did that oil painting as well... 1002 01:06:45,518 --> 01:06:46,815 and Buck is still installing the stereo. 1003 01:06:46,853 --> 01:06:48,650 - That's a beanbag. - You're kidding. 1004 01:06:48,688 --> 01:06:51,156 And that lamp, those are real sterling silver. 1005 01:06:51,190 --> 01:06:53,158 They have a very modern feel, too. 1006 01:06:53,192 --> 01:06:56,320 This could be the place you could have conversations. 1007 01:06:56,362 --> 01:06:58,830 You ready? Ta-da! 1008 01:06:58,865 --> 01:07:00,332 It's my dojo. 1009 01:07:00,366 --> 01:07:01,833 It's all Asian. 1010 01:07:01,868 --> 01:07:03,426 You have an Asian dojo. 1011 01:07:03,469 --> 01:07:05,437 It has that whole karate feel. 1012 01:07:05,471 --> 01:07:06,938 It's very comfortable. 1013 01:07:06,973 --> 01:07:08,600 A lot of ancient China. 1014 01:07:08,641 --> 01:07:10,768 I have my statues for my best-actor awards. 1015 01:07:10,810 --> 01:07:12,937 A good place to keep your awards. I'm glad. 1016 01:07:12,979 --> 01:07:14,947 Yeah. Look at this. 1017 01:07:15,982 --> 01:07:18,450 - Oh, that's handy. - Can you see yourself? 1018 01:07:18,484 --> 01:07:19,815 It's great, huh? 1019 01:07:21,821 --> 01:07:23,288 My whole entire wardrobe. 1020 01:07:23,322 --> 01:07:24,789 That's great. 1021 01:07:24,824 --> 01:07:27,122 It's all perfectly organized by color and designer. 1022 01:07:27,159 --> 01:07:29,457 You don't have to think about it or anything. 1023 01:07:29,495 --> 01:07:30,962 No. It's all ready. 1024 01:07:30,997 --> 01:07:32,464 You're going to love it. 1025 01:07:32,498 --> 01:07:34,466 This is my favorite thing in the whole entire world. 1026 01:07:34,500 --> 01:07:36,468 You ready? Close your eyes, please. 1027 01:07:36,502 --> 01:07:37,662 Yeah, baby. 1028 01:07:43,676 --> 01:07:46,110 - Isn't it beautiful? - Oh, God! 1029 01:07:46,145 --> 01:07:48,978 This is it. This is the thing. 1030 01:07:49,015 --> 01:07:50,482 You deserve this, baby. 1031 01:07:50,516 --> 01:07:52,313 Isn't it great? 1032 01:07:52,351 --> 01:07:54,819 This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. 1033 01:07:54,854 --> 01:07:57,584 Want to go for a ride? 1034 01:07:57,623 --> 01:07:59,420 She rocks! 1035 01:08:05,865 --> 01:08:07,423 You set us up, Chico. 1036 01:08:07,466 --> 01:08:10,594 You want to fuck with Raphael and Ringo, that's your business. 1037 01:08:10,636 --> 01:08:12,467 You don't fuck with Chest and Brock! 1038 01:08:14,807 --> 01:08:16,604 You know what? You're not even worth it! 1039 01:08:16,642 --> 01:08:18,132 I gave you a chance! 1040 01:08:22,982 --> 01:08:24,472 I trusted him. 1041 01:08:26,652 --> 01:08:29,143 Well, we almost solved the case. 1042 01:08:30,990 --> 01:08:33,458 At least the women are safe. 1043 01:08:33,492 --> 01:08:36,484 Let's go get some of that Saturday-night beaver. 1044 01:08:38,698 --> 01:08:41,963 No one fucks with Chest and Brock. 1045 01:08:42,001 --> 01:08:44,970 This is the best work we've ever done. 1046 01:08:45,004 --> 01:08:46,995 It's a real film, Jack. 1047 01:08:49,008 --> 01:08:50,475 It feels good. 1048 01:08:50,509 --> 01:08:51,999 You made it fly. 1049 01:08:54,013 --> 01:08:57,471 You know, this is the film... 1050 01:08:57,516 --> 01:09:00,576 I want them to remember me by. 1051 01:09:11,130 --> 01:09:13,064 Thank you. 1052 01:09:30,316 --> 01:09:34,446 As far as I'm concerned, it's all about love, you know? 1053 01:09:34,487 --> 01:09:38,446 I mean, if you love someone, how hard can the world be? 1054 01:09:38,491 --> 01:09:42,791 People will come and go, and so will problems... 1055 01:09:42,828 --> 01:09:46,127 but ultimately, if you have got love on your side... 1056 01:09:46,165 --> 01:09:47,962 and it is just... 1057 01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:51,527 I mean, it is just deep down in your soul... 1058 01:09:53,339 --> 01:09:54,465 what's a problem going to be... 1059 01:09:54,507 --> 01:09:56,998 that takes your attention away from that? 1060 01:09:58,511 --> 01:10:00,001 Do you understand? 1061 01:10:02,014 --> 01:10:03,481 I'm Becky Barnett. 1062 01:10:03,516 --> 01:10:05,484 I'm Jerome. 1063 01:10:05,518 --> 01:10:06,985 Nice to meet you. 1064 01:10:07,019 --> 01:10:08,987 Nice to meet you, too, Becky. 1065 01:10:09,021 --> 01:10:10,989 So what do you do? 1066 01:10:11,023 --> 01:10:14,151 I'm in the auto industry. 1067 01:10:14,193 --> 01:10:17,162 Yeah, I'm a regional manager over at Pep Boys. 1068 01:10:17,196 --> 01:10:19,164 Oh, wow! That's great. That's great. 1069 01:10:19,198 --> 01:10:22,998 You've got a really nice smile, Becky. 1070 01:10:23,035 --> 01:10:26,493 Thank you... Jerome. 1071 01:10:39,218 --> 01:10:41,345 The Colonel. 1072 01:10:41,387 --> 01:10:42,979 Excuse me. 1073 01:10:43,022 --> 01:10:44,512 Floyd Gondolli. 1074 01:10:44,557 --> 01:10:46,548 Great you could make it. 1075 01:10:48,060 --> 01:10:50,028 How are you? You look happy. 1076 01:10:50,062 --> 01:10:51,529 I'm fine. 1077 01:10:51,564 --> 01:10:53,532 Meet boys... Tommy, Pete. 1078 01:10:53,566 --> 01:10:56,535 Meet girls... Cyndi, Angie. 1079 01:10:56,569 --> 01:10:59,197 These are the next stars. 1080 01:10:59,238 --> 01:11:01,604 These are the real people in the world. 1081 01:11:03,509 --> 01:11:05,136 I think we ought to do that talk with Jack now. 1082 01:11:05,177 --> 01:11:07,645 Maybe iron this thing out before we start the new year? 1083 01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:08,908 Let's do it. 1084 01:11:08,948 --> 01:11:10,813 What were you thinking? What were you feeling? 1085 01:11:10,850 --> 01:11:12,340 Did you do research? 1086 01:11:13,352 --> 01:11:14,979 What are you talking about here? 1087 01:11:15,020 --> 01:11:16,146 Nothing. 1088 01:11:16,188 --> 01:11:18,315 You want to come with me for a little while? 1089 01:11:18,357 --> 01:11:20,985 - Where? - It's a surprise. 1090 01:11:21,026 --> 01:11:22,493 Yeah. Let's go. 1091 01:11:22,528 --> 01:11:23,961 Excuse me, Jessie. 1092 01:11:52,558 --> 01:11:54,526 Hey, Buck. 1093 01:11:54,560 --> 01:11:56,528 Hey, Jessie. How you doing? 1094 01:11:56,562 --> 01:11:58,928 - You sitting alone? - Yes. 1095 01:12:02,501 --> 01:12:04,469 Todd Parker! 1096 01:12:04,503 --> 01:12:05,970 Rockin' Reed Rothchild! 1097 01:12:06,005 --> 01:12:10,465 - Aw, you made it! - Yeah! 1098 01:12:10,509 --> 01:12:13,478 An amazing party, man. Fuckin' chicks everywhere. 1099 01:12:13,512 --> 01:12:15,480 You bet. Courtesy of Jack Horner. 1100 01:12:15,514 --> 01:12:19,314 I wouldn't mind having a piece of that action over there. 1101 01:12:19,351 --> 01:12:20,818 Michelle. I'll introduce you. 1102 01:12:20,853 --> 01:12:22,821 Sure. Introduce her to my lap. 1103 01:12:22,855 --> 01:12:24,823 Did you get off work, man? 1104 01:12:24,857 --> 01:12:26,324 Don't dance Sunday nights. 1105 01:12:26,358 --> 01:12:27,484 Right. 1106 01:12:27,526 --> 01:12:29,494 Whose 'vette is that out in the driveway? 1107 01:12:29,528 --> 01:12:30,995 Dirk. I'm so jealous. 1108 01:12:31,030 --> 01:12:32,657 That shit's jammin', man. 1109 01:12:32,698 --> 01:12:34,996 Start down low with a 350 cube... 1110 01:12:35,034 --> 01:12:37,502 3.25 horsepower, 4- speed, 4-10 gears... 1111 01:12:37,536 --> 01:12:40,004 10 coats of competition orange hand-rubbed lacquer... 1112 01:12:40,039 --> 01:12:42,007 with a dual-plane manifold... 1113 01:12:42,041 --> 01:12:44,032 Full fuckin' race cams. 1114 01:12:53,052 --> 01:12:55,520 I'm pretty happy with it, you know. 1115 01:12:55,554 --> 01:12:58,022 It's a great look for you, I think. 1116 01:12:58,057 --> 01:13:00,525 It's pretty original, you know, I think. 1117 01:13:00,559 --> 01:13:02,049 Right. 1118 01:13:04,496 --> 01:13:05,986 Take this off. 1119 01:13:11,003 --> 01:13:13,471 What were we talking about before? 1120 01:13:13,505 --> 01:13:16,963 - Oil painting? - No. 1121 01:13:17,009 --> 01:13:19,477 No... Yes. I mean, but I was saying that... 1122 01:13:19,511 --> 01:13:20,978 Oh, sunsets. 1123 01:13:21,013 --> 01:13:23,481 Right, yeah. I was saying I love sunsets. 1124 01:13:23,515 --> 01:13:24,982 But sunrises are better. 1125 01:13:25,017 --> 01:13:26,507 Exactly. 1126 01:13:27,519 --> 01:13:29,817 I thought I was the only one who felt that way. 1127 01:13:29,855 --> 01:13:32,653 - No. I feel that way. - Really? 1128 01:13:32,691 --> 01:13:36,149 Yes, really. Have you ever heard my stereo system? 1129 01:13:36,195 --> 01:13:38,163 I'm going to open my own business. 1130 01:13:38,197 --> 01:13:40,825 - Really? - Yes. 1131 01:13:40,866 --> 01:13:42,663 It's my dream, OK? 1132 01:13:42,701 --> 01:13:47,502 It's hi-fi stereo equipment at discount prices. 1133 01:13:47,539 --> 01:13:50,508 It's called Buck's Super Stereo World. 1134 01:13:50,542 --> 01:13:52,510 That is a fucking great idea. 1135 01:13:52,544 --> 01:13:57,004 Yeah. The Eighties, that's when it's gonna happen. 1136 01:13:57,049 --> 01:14:00,018 - Really? - Really. The 1980s. 1137 01:14:00,052 --> 01:14:01,485 Wow. 1138 01:14:02,988 --> 01:14:04,956 I wanted you to come in and give me a minute... 1139 01:14:04,990 --> 01:14:06,958 so I could tell you how much I love you. 1140 01:14:06,992 --> 01:14:08,960 I mean, it's going to be a new year. 1141 01:14:08,994 --> 01:14:10,962 We're going to start things and do things... 1142 01:14:10,996 --> 01:14:13,965 and I just wanted you to know how much I care about you. 1143 01:14:13,999 --> 01:14:16,467 I really care about you, honey. You're my little baby. 1144 01:14:16,502 --> 01:14:17,969 Thank you, Amber. 1145 01:14:18,003 --> 01:14:20,028 You're the best thing that's happened to me... 1146 01:14:20,072 --> 01:14:21,801 since my son went off, and I just... 1147 01:14:24,009 --> 01:14:25,476 I love you, honey. 1148 01:14:25,511 --> 01:14:27,001 I love you, too. 1149 01:14:29,014 --> 01:14:31,642 Fuckin' 1980, you know? 1150 01:14:31,684 --> 01:14:33,151 Can you believe it? 1151 01:14:33,185 --> 01:14:36,313 I can't. It's, like, the next thing you know... 1152 01:14:36,355 --> 01:14:38,653 it's going to be, like, 1990 and 2000. 1153 01:14:38,691 --> 01:14:40,488 I mean, can you imagine? 1154 01:14:40,526 --> 01:14:43,495 Good-bye, 1979. 1155 01:14:43,529 --> 01:14:46,020 Hello, 1980. 1156 01:14:48,033 --> 01:14:50,501 Make sure you snort it back... 1157 01:14:50,536 --> 01:14:53,664 real quick and hard. 1158 01:14:53,706 --> 01:14:55,196 Like this. 1159 01:15:08,487 --> 01:15:09,954 It burns. 1160 01:15:09,989 --> 01:15:11,456 It's good, though, right? 1161 01:15:11,490 --> 01:15:13,458 It's going in my throat. 1162 01:15:13,492 --> 01:15:15,960 That's the drip. The drip's the best part. 1163 01:15:15,995 --> 01:15:17,462 It tastes like aspirin. 1164 01:15:17,496 --> 01:15:19,964 Here. Do one more in the other nostril. 1165 01:15:19,999 --> 01:15:21,967 I need a drink of water. 1166 01:15:22,001 --> 01:15:25,493 One more... and then a drink of water. 1167 01:15:32,778 --> 01:15:34,939 Do you think I look cool when I do it? 1168 01:15:40,152 --> 01:15:42,450 Let's talk about the future. 1169 01:15:42,488 --> 01:15:45,480 Let's talk about what it really means to this industry... 1170 01:15:45,524 --> 01:15:47,992 and let's talk about how all of us, not one of us... 1171 01:15:48,027 --> 01:15:49,927 how all of us are going to profit. 1172 01:15:49,962 --> 01:15:54,729 Now, I've been doing theater in San Francisco, San Diego... 1173 01:15:54,767 --> 01:15:57,099 about as long as you've been doing stag and hard core. 1174 01:15:57,136 --> 01:15:59,604 We're all familiar with your biography, Floyd. 1175 01:15:59,638 --> 01:16:02,539 No one doubts your credentials or your history. 1176 01:16:02,574 --> 01:16:04,201 Then why the resistance? 1177 01:16:04,243 --> 01:16:07,906 This industry is going to be turned upside down soon enough. 1178 01:16:07,946 --> 01:16:12,042 - Why help it? - Why not be prepared? 1179 01:16:12,084 --> 01:16:14,211 The Colonel's got the money. You got the talent. 1180 01:16:14,253 --> 01:16:16,221 I got the connections to the equipment... 1181 01:16:16,255 --> 01:16:17,882 and the mail-order distribution... 1182 01:16:17,923 --> 01:16:19,891 not to mention those kids out there... 1183 01:16:19,925 --> 01:16:22,086 who are hot fuck action to the max, Jack. 1184 01:16:23,362 --> 01:16:25,887 This is the future. Videotape tells the truth. 1185 01:16:25,931 --> 01:16:27,421 Wait a minute. 1186 01:16:27,466 --> 01:16:30,458 You come into my house, my party... 1187 01:16:30,502 --> 01:16:32,970 to tell me about the future? 1188 01:16:33,005 --> 01:16:35,974 That the future is tape... videotape... and not film? 1189 01:16:36,008 --> 01:16:38,476 It's amateurs and not professionals? 1190 01:16:38,510 --> 01:16:39,977 I'm a filmmaker. 1191 01:16:40,012 --> 01:16:43,311 That's why I will never make a movie on videotape. 1192 01:16:43,348 --> 01:16:44,940 I'll tell you something else. 1193 01:16:44,983 --> 01:16:47,008 I will never, ever loan out... 1194 01:16:47,052 --> 01:16:49,316 any of the actors that I have under contract. 1195 01:16:49,354 --> 01:16:51,151 Wait, Jack. 1196 01:16:51,190 --> 01:16:55,286 I'm not a complicated man. I like cinema. 1197 01:16:55,327 --> 01:16:57,318 In particular, I like to see people fucking on film... 1198 01:16:57,362 --> 01:16:59,330 but I don't want to win an Oscar... 1199 01:16:59,364 --> 01:17:01,332 and I don't want to reinvent the wheel. 1200 01:17:01,366 --> 01:17:02,765 I like simple pleasures... 1201 01:17:02,801 --> 01:17:05,429 like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. 1202 01:17:05,471 --> 01:17:08,099 That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy. 1203 01:17:08,140 --> 01:17:10,108 Call me crazy, call me a pervert... 1204 01:17:10,142 --> 01:17:13,441 but there's one little thing I want to do in this life... 1205 01:17:13,479 --> 01:17:17,438 and that is to make a dollar and a cent in this business. 1206 01:17:17,483 --> 01:17:19,951 I'm not trying to hurt you. 1207 01:17:19,985 --> 01:17:23,546 I'm trying to help you stay one step ahead of the game. 1208 01:17:23,589 --> 01:17:25,454 We're going in circles now... 1209 01:17:25,491 --> 01:17:27,425 but we're in familiar territory. 1210 01:17:27,459 --> 01:17:29,620 The territory we're in is the future... 1211 01:17:29,661 --> 01:17:31,390 not to mention the cost. 1212 01:17:31,430 --> 01:17:35,457 If it looks like shit, and it sounds like shit... 1213 01:17:35,501 --> 01:17:37,332 then it must be shit. 1214 01:17:37,369 --> 01:17:39,633 You're holding on too tight. 1215 01:17:39,671 --> 01:17:41,798 It doesn't have to look good. 1216 01:17:41,840 --> 01:17:43,967 Film is just too damn expensive... 1217 01:17:44,009 --> 01:17:47,775 and the theaters are already converting to video projectors. 1218 01:17:47,813 --> 01:17:49,474 I haven't heard that. 1219 01:17:49,515 --> 01:17:51,005 Well, it's true. 1220 01:17:54,019 --> 01:17:55,646 Well... 1221 01:17:57,856 --> 01:18:00,381 ten minutes before the new year. 1222 01:18:02,027 --> 01:18:04,518 I'd like to spend it with my friends. 1223 01:18:04,563 --> 01:18:08,329 We will or will not continue this conversation. 1224 01:18:16,408 --> 01:18:17,602 What's up? 1225 01:18:17,643 --> 01:18:19,110 Fuckin' New Year's, right? 1226 01:18:19,144 --> 01:18:20,270 1980. 1227 01:18:20,312 --> 01:18:22,439 Man, right. Did you see my new car? 1228 01:18:22,481 --> 01:18:23,948 You got a new car? 1229 01:18:23,982 --> 01:18:25,609 - Want to see? - Yeah. 1230 01:18:25,651 --> 01:18:27,278 All right, cool. It's out front. 1231 01:18:27,319 --> 01:18:28,946 Come on. It's out front. 1232 01:18:28,987 --> 01:18:32,115 I want you to meet my friend. Todd Parker, Dirk Diggler. 1233 01:18:32,157 --> 01:18:33,784 What's up, man? How are you? 1234 01:18:33,825 --> 01:18:35,292 We finally meet. 1235 01:18:35,327 --> 01:18:37,795 I was telling you about him before. 1236 01:18:37,829 --> 01:18:39,956 Todd Parker... he works at Party Boys Strip Club. 1237 01:18:39,998 --> 01:18:41,625 Cool. You're a dancer. 1238 01:18:41,667 --> 01:18:43,259 Yeah. I got some moves. 1239 01:18:45,637 --> 01:18:47,628 I'm sorry. Are you coming? 1240 01:18:47,673 --> 01:18:49,470 Listen, I'll be around in a little bit. 1241 01:18:49,508 --> 01:18:52,136 We can talk then, all right? 1242 01:18:52,177 --> 01:18:53,667 See you later, Reed. 1243 01:18:56,048 --> 01:18:59,950 When you get by the lights, close your eyes, OK? 1244 01:18:59,985 --> 01:19:01,452 All right. 1245 01:19:01,486 --> 01:19:03,886 All right, just follow my voice. 1246 01:19:03,922 --> 01:19:06,413 All right, here, here, here, here... 1247 01:19:10,429 --> 01:19:11,896 Where? 1248 01:19:11,930 --> 01:19:13,898 Keep coming. All right, open them. 1249 01:19:13,932 --> 01:19:15,900 This is it. 1250 01:19:15,934 --> 01:19:17,401 It's cool! 1251 01:19:17,436 --> 01:19:19,063 Yeah! You want to get inside? 1252 01:19:19,104 --> 01:19:20,731 When did you get this? 1253 01:19:20,772 --> 01:19:22,740 Yesterday. Actually I had it painted yesterday... 1254 01:19:22,774 --> 01:19:24,742 so the paint might still be kind of sticky. 1255 01:19:24,776 --> 01:19:26,243 This is great, man. 1256 01:19:26,278 --> 01:19:28,246 You want to go for a ride? 1257 01:19:28,280 --> 01:19:31,113 Wait. Fuck. Hell, how much time is left? 1258 01:19:32,618 --> 01:19:34,085 I'm sorry, Dirk. 1259 01:19:34,119 --> 01:19:36,087 What the hell is the matter with you? 1260 01:19:36,121 --> 01:19:37,748 Why did you do that, Scotty? 1261 01:19:37,789 --> 01:19:39,416 You look at me sometimes. 1262 01:19:39,458 --> 01:19:41,426 I want to know if you like me. 1263 01:19:41,460 --> 01:19:43,428 Of course... Yeah, I like you, Scotty. 1264 01:19:43,462 --> 01:19:44,929 Can I kiss you? 1265 01:19:44,963 --> 01:19:46,931 Please? Can I kiss you on the mouth? 1266 01:19:46,965 --> 01:19:48,933 - No! - Please let me. 1267 01:19:48,967 --> 01:19:51,299 - Scotty! - I'm really sorry. 1268 01:19:51,336 --> 01:19:53,736 I didn't mean to grab you like that or scare you. 1269 01:19:53,772 --> 01:19:55,569 - It's all right, man. - Do you want to kiss me? 1270 01:19:58,043 --> 01:20:00,273 - What is the matter with you? - All right, forget it. 1271 01:20:00,312 --> 01:20:02,109 I'm really drunk. Really, I am. 1272 01:20:02,147 --> 01:20:04,615 I'm out of my head. 1273 01:20:04,650 --> 01:20:07,118 I'm really wasted. Really, Dirk. 1274 01:20:07,152 --> 01:20:08,619 I understand, man. 1275 01:20:08,654 --> 01:20:10,952 I'm crazy right now. I'm really crazy. 1276 01:20:10,989 --> 01:20:12,980 Do you want to go back inside? 1277 01:20:14,926 --> 01:20:16,655 Do you like my car, Dirk? 1278 01:20:16,695 --> 01:20:18,959 What? Yeah. 1279 01:20:18,997 --> 01:20:20,965 Because I wanted to... 1280 01:20:20,999 --> 01:20:23,467 I wanted to make sure you thought it was cool... 1281 01:20:23,502 --> 01:20:25,663 or else I was going to take it back. 1282 01:20:28,907 --> 01:20:30,772 - It's great, Scotty. - Happy New Year. 1283 01:20:32,511 --> 01:20:34,479 I love you. I really love you. 1284 01:20:34,513 --> 01:20:37,311 I love you, too, Scotty. 1285 01:20:37,349 --> 01:20:39,146 Let's go back inside, OK? 1286 01:20:39,184 --> 01:20:40,674 All right. All right. 1287 01:20:48,460 --> 01:20:50,985 Fuckin' idiot. 1288 01:20:51,029 --> 01:20:53,520 I'm a fuckin' idiot. 1289 01:21:17,489 --> 01:21:19,480 Two minutes, pops. Two minutes. 1290 01:21:28,500 --> 01:21:30,968 Come on, Little Bill! 1291 01:21:31,002 --> 01:21:33,493 OK, Becky. I'm... 1292 01:21:39,010 --> 01:21:40,637 Little Bill! Smile, man! 1293 01:21:41,513 --> 01:21:43,413 Right. 1294 01:21:52,524 --> 01:21:53,991 Little Bill, champagne? 1295 01:21:54,025 --> 01:21:55,993 Aw, thanks. That's really nice of you. 1296 01:21:56,027 --> 01:21:59,019 - Happy New Year. - To you, too. 1297 01:22:12,978 --> 01:22:14,775 Hey, Kurt, have you seen my wife? 1298 01:22:14,813 --> 01:22:16,610 No. Hey, they're doing that countdown thing. 1299 01:22:16,648 --> 01:22:18,548 Come on in, man. 1300 01:22:59,024 --> 01:23:01,652 We need something to make a toast. 1301 01:23:01,693 --> 01:23:04,287 Hey, Little Bill, look at me. 1302 01:24:05,624 --> 01:24:08,593 Ten, nine, eight... 1303 01:24:08,627 --> 01:24:11,596 seven, six, five... 1304 01:24:11,630 --> 01:24:14,622 four, three, two... 1305 01:24:33,752 --> 01:24:35,947 What about your character Brock Landers... 1306 01:24:35,987 --> 01:24:39,821 and what some people consider violent attitudes towards women? 1307 01:24:39,858 --> 01:24:41,849 Violence? 1308 01:24:41,893 --> 01:24:43,758 No. What... 1309 01:24:45,230 --> 01:24:48,791 I mean, if there's a certain amount of... 1310 01:24:48,833 --> 01:24:52,269 you know, violence or action in this series of films, 1311 01:24:52,304 --> 01:24:53,464 you know, that's the movie. 1312 01:24:56,641 --> 01:24:59,439 If Brock Landers is slick with a gun... 1313 01:24:59,477 --> 01:25:02,378 he does so only in the vein of good and right. 1314 01:25:02,414 --> 01:25:05,008 Brock protects the values of the American ideal... 1315 01:25:05,050 --> 01:25:07,644 and fights for causes that instill pride... 1316 01:25:07,686 --> 01:25:10,814 in a society where morals are hard to come by. 1317 01:25:10,855 --> 01:25:12,823 Who sent you?! 1318 01:25:12,857 --> 01:25:14,324 Get the fuck off me. 1319 01:25:14,359 --> 01:25:16,884 Lie still, or I'll punch you in the goddamn face! 1320 01:25:16,928 --> 01:25:18,452 Get the fuck off! 1321 01:25:20,565 --> 01:25:21,725 I'll find out who sent you. 1322 01:25:25,270 --> 01:25:27,363 Amber, I live in this world. 1323 01:25:27,405 --> 01:25:30,863 I don't like violence any more than you do. 1324 01:25:30,909 --> 01:25:33,377 Violence is a bad thing. 1325 01:25:33,411 --> 01:25:36,380 But when you see violence in films... 1326 01:25:36,414 --> 01:25:38,382 it's... you know... 1327 01:25:38,416 --> 01:25:42,853 if movies... films caused violence... 1328 01:25:42,887 --> 01:25:44,912 we'd be able to wipe out violence tomorrow. 1329 01:25:44,956 --> 01:25:46,947 Boom. No more films. That's fine with me. 1330 01:25:46,992 --> 01:25:49,392 I'll find something else to do. I'll fuck on my own time. 1331 01:25:49,427 --> 01:25:54,228 You know, I got other interests. I'm a magician. 1332 01:25:54,265 --> 01:25:56,893 That will be something that I focus on in the future... 1333 01:25:56,935 --> 01:25:58,903 because you can't fuck forever. I realize that. 1334 01:25:58,937 --> 01:26:00,905 Anyway, violence... 1335 01:26:00,939 --> 01:26:04,568 is something that plagues us as a society. 1336 01:26:04,609 --> 01:26:09,205 The fine line is, I'm playing a character. 1337 01:26:09,247 --> 01:26:11,044 You know, I mean, I'm Dirk Diggler. 1338 01:26:12,384 --> 01:26:15,410 Brock Landers is a character that I'm playing. 1339 01:26:15,453 --> 01:26:18,513 I'm going to ask you once more, and I'm going to ask you nice. 1340 01:26:18,556 --> 01:26:20,854 Where the fuck is Ringo, you bitch? 1341 01:26:20,892 --> 01:26:22,416 Fuck you. 1342 01:26:23,995 --> 01:26:26,361 Why do I love him? 1343 01:26:26,398 --> 01:26:30,357 He's very special, and he can fuck hard... 1344 01:26:30,402 --> 01:26:32,529 or he can fuck, like, really gently. 1345 01:26:32,570 --> 01:26:34,435 He's the best. 1346 01:26:34,472 --> 01:26:36,702 I think that's... that's... 1347 01:26:36,741 --> 01:26:39,710 part of my reason for doing this, you know. 1348 01:26:39,744 --> 01:26:42,372 I've gotten thousands upon thousands of letters... 1349 01:26:42,414 --> 01:26:44,382 you know, from people telling me... 1350 01:26:44,416 --> 01:26:46,111 "God, you've taught me this... 1351 01:26:46,151 --> 01:26:48,551 and you've made our love life so much better. " 1352 01:26:48,586 --> 01:26:50,713 And this isn't go out and have sex... 1353 01:26:50,755 --> 01:26:53,053 with ten million people and how to get a girl off. 1354 01:26:53,091 --> 01:26:54,888 It's about how to get your wife off. 1355 01:26:54,926 --> 01:26:57,895 If only people could have been doing this before... 1356 01:26:57,929 --> 01:27:00,397 we could have saved a million relationships. 1357 01:27:00,432 --> 01:27:02,297 I've saved thousands. 1358 01:27:02,333 --> 01:27:04,494 Blocking, an idea of movement... 1359 01:27:04,536 --> 01:27:06,834 Jack will put the final touches together... 1360 01:27:06,871 --> 01:27:09,271 for what the camera needs for editing and stuff... 1361 01:27:09,307 --> 01:27:12,504 but he allows me to block my own sex scenes... 1362 01:27:12,544 --> 01:27:16,844 gives me the freedom to develop the character and stuff. 1363 01:27:16,881 --> 01:27:21,841 God, I don't know any other director who'd let an actor... 1364 01:27:21,886 --> 01:27:24,377 you know, do that. You know? 1365 01:27:26,624 --> 01:27:29,684 I don't allow him to block his own sex scenes. 1366 01:27:29,728 --> 01:27:32,356 It is. It's jealousy. 1367 01:27:32,397 --> 01:27:34,365 It's deceitfulness. It's vindictiveness. 1368 01:27:34,399 --> 01:27:36,526 It's all of that stuff, you know? 1369 01:27:36,568 --> 01:27:40,527 But I mean, God, what can you expect when you're on top? 1370 01:27:40,572 --> 01:27:42,870 It's like Napoleon. When he was the king... 1371 01:27:42,907 --> 01:27:45,535 people were just constantly trying to conquer him... 1372 01:27:45,577 --> 01:27:47,909 in the Roman empire, so it's... 1373 01:27:49,414 --> 01:27:51,814 history repeating itself all over again. 1374 01:27:51,850 --> 01:27:53,545 To all the critics out there... 1375 01:27:53,585 --> 01:27:55,553 I know they're going to be reviewing this... 1376 01:27:55,587 --> 01:27:57,384 and I know they're going to try to knock me. 1377 01:27:57,422 --> 01:27:58,548 I just want them to know... 1378 01:27:58,590 --> 01:28:00,717 Is it OK if I say this into the camera? 1379 01:28:03,595 --> 01:28:06,325 I only am who I am because I was born that way. 1380 01:28:06,364 --> 01:28:09,663 I have a gift, and I am trying to not be selfish about it... 1381 01:28:09,701 --> 01:28:11,328 but to use it, OK? 1382 01:28:11,369 --> 01:28:15,601 If you want to knock me for that, it's your own problem. 1383 01:28:15,640 --> 01:28:17,039 Jealousy will get you nowhere. 1384 01:28:18,543 --> 01:28:20,238 I'm going to keep rockin' on. 1385 01:28:21,713 --> 01:28:23,340 For Dirk Diggler... 1386 01:28:23,381 --> 01:28:27,340 the future is something to look forward to, not to fear. 1387 01:28:27,385 --> 01:28:30,354 He is a creative man of many interests... 1388 01:28:30,388 --> 01:28:34,347 film, poetry, karate, music, dance. 1389 01:28:34,392 --> 01:28:37,156 He is a man of passion and mystery. 1390 01:28:37,195 --> 01:28:38,787 He is a man of lust. 1391 01:28:49,374 --> 01:28:50,705 It's my poem to you. 1392 01:28:50,742 --> 01:28:52,209 It's good, Amber. It's really good. 1393 01:28:52,243 --> 01:28:53,870 You're a director now. 1394 01:28:53,912 --> 01:28:55,880 So have you shown Jack yet? 1395 01:28:55,914 --> 01:28:58,382 No. I wanted you to be the first. 1396 01:28:58,416 --> 01:29:00,384 It's really good, Amber. Congratulations. 1397 01:29:00,418 --> 01:29:02,113 Thanks, baby. 1398 01:29:04,522 --> 01:29:06,251 The only thing I was wondering is... 1399 01:29:06,291 --> 01:29:08,657 you might want to cut that part where Jack talks about... 1400 01:29:08,693 --> 01:29:10,456 About blocking the sex? 1401 01:29:11,930 --> 01:29:13,659 That stuff about me not being a black belt is not true. 1402 01:29:13,698 --> 01:29:15,791 Yeah. I can fix that. 1403 01:29:16,935 --> 01:29:18,630 - Ace of spades. - How'd it turn out? 1404 01:29:19,704 --> 01:29:20,864 Are you sure? 1405 01:29:23,708 --> 01:29:25,335 Hey, how was it, man? 1406 01:29:25,376 --> 01:29:26,866 What? 1407 01:29:28,880 --> 01:29:32,338 Look, slow down. 1408 01:29:32,383 --> 01:29:34,351 Guys, guys, guys. 1409 01:29:34,385 --> 01:29:37,877 Slow down, Colonel. Say again? 1410 01:29:41,392 --> 01:29:43,383 I'll be right there. 1411 01:29:52,403 --> 01:29:53,870 So? 1412 01:29:53,905 --> 01:29:56,396 Let me tell you, Jack. 1413 01:29:57,909 --> 01:30:00,878 I don't mean to laugh about it... 1414 01:30:00,912 --> 01:30:04,541 but she was 15 going on 150, believe me. 1415 01:30:04,582 --> 01:30:07,551 She was. You would never know it, never know. 1416 01:30:07,585 --> 01:30:10,053 I was fooled completely. 1417 01:30:10,088 --> 01:30:13,080 I've had a few of them. Anyhow... 1418 01:30:14,425 --> 01:30:16,325 You do believe me, don't you, Jack? 1419 01:30:16,361 --> 01:30:18,295 Yeah, I believe you. 1420 01:30:18,329 --> 01:30:20,263 Anyway, so I take her home, Jack... 1421 01:30:20,298 --> 01:30:22,289 you know, and I got her there... 1422 01:30:22,333 --> 01:30:25,302 and I tell her not to do so much coke... 1423 01:30:25,336 --> 01:30:28,794 but she must have done twenty lines in five minutes. 1424 01:30:28,840 --> 01:30:30,967 It's like a vacuum in her nose. 1425 01:30:31,009 --> 01:30:32,977 Just going up like crazy. 1426 01:30:33,011 --> 01:30:34,979 Anyway, she's got all this stuff going on... 1427 01:30:35,013 --> 01:30:36,981 and the next thing, she stopped... 1428 01:30:37,015 --> 01:30:38,812 something must have broken up there... 1429 01:30:38,850 --> 01:30:40,818 because blood poured all over the place... 1430 01:30:40,852 --> 01:30:42,444 all over the sheets and everything. 1431 01:30:42,487 --> 01:30:45,479 Just pouring out. Oh, Jack. 1432 01:30:45,523 --> 01:30:48,492 All right, you thought she was older. 1433 01:30:48,526 --> 01:30:50,653 You didn't do anything. 1434 01:30:50,695 --> 01:30:53,323 She was just at your place. 1435 01:30:53,364 --> 01:30:55,161 You didn't do anything, right? 1436 01:30:55,199 --> 01:30:57,497 - Right. Nothing. - You didn't do anything to her? 1437 01:30:57,535 --> 01:30:58,832 Not a thing. You know me, Jack. I didn't do a thing. 1438 01:30:58,870 --> 01:31:01,498 - You didn't do anything? - I didn't do anything. 1439 01:31:01,539 --> 01:31:03,063 All right, nothing. 1440 01:31:06,477 --> 01:31:07,967 But they... 1441 01:31:09,647 --> 01:31:12,207 they found something at the house. 1442 01:31:13,985 --> 01:31:15,452 What? 1443 01:31:15,486 --> 01:31:17,078 There's something that's... 1444 01:31:18,990 --> 01:31:21,458 Jack, it's my fuckin' weakness. 1445 01:31:21,492 --> 01:31:24,950 They're so small, and they're so cute... 1446 01:31:24,996 --> 01:31:27,191 and they're so adorable. 1447 01:31:27,231 --> 01:31:28,789 I just can't help it when... 1448 01:31:28,833 --> 01:31:30,300 Jesus Christ. 1449 01:31:30,335 --> 01:31:32,803 Listen, I don't touch them, Jack. 1450 01:31:32,837 --> 01:31:34,805 I don't touch them in any way, honestly. 1451 01:31:34,839 --> 01:31:36,966 Jack, please. 1452 01:31:37,008 --> 01:31:38,839 All right. 1453 01:31:42,013 --> 01:31:44,811 Now you think I'm an asshole. 1454 01:31:46,351 --> 01:31:48,319 Jack, let me tell you this. 1455 01:31:48,353 --> 01:31:50,821 I love you, Jack. I'm your friend. 1456 01:31:50,855 --> 01:31:54,154 There's one thing I want you to do, though. 1457 01:31:54,192 --> 01:31:57,559 Jack, come on. Tell me that you're my friend. 1458 01:31:57,595 --> 01:31:59,460 Just tell me. Am I your friend? 1459 01:32:25,490 --> 01:32:27,617 - I do. - I do, too. 1460 01:32:32,697 --> 01:32:34,995 I now pronounce you man and wife. 1461 01:32:40,905 --> 01:32:44,500 Listen, I'm dying to do a movie with you. 1462 01:32:55,520 --> 01:32:58,250 I'll tell you what comes to mind. 1463 01:32:59,524 --> 01:33:02,493 What comes to mind is, I am the ultimate Latin lover. 1464 01:33:02,528 --> 01:33:04,927 There is no Latin lover like me. You understand? 1465 01:33:04,962 --> 01:33:06,930 Once you get Maurice as the Latin lover... 1466 01:33:06,964 --> 01:33:09,432 Have you ever been to Niagara Falls? 1467 01:33:09,467 --> 01:33:12,766 That is great! That's so great, you guys. 1468 01:33:12,804 --> 01:33:15,932 It's an opportunity for me to run the store my way. 1469 01:33:15,973 --> 01:33:18,441 Just get those guys off my back. 1470 01:33:18,476 --> 01:33:19,602 Exactly. 1471 01:33:19,644 --> 01:33:21,441 I'll run the store my way. 1472 01:33:21,479 --> 01:33:23,276 Are you guys moving to Bakersfield? 1473 01:33:23,314 --> 01:33:25,441 - Yeah. - Soon? 1474 01:33:25,483 --> 01:33:27,451 Aren't your folks from Bakersfield? 1475 01:33:27,485 --> 01:33:29,453 Hey, guys, we're losing these two. 1476 01:33:29,487 --> 01:33:31,955 - Wow. - You like it there? 1477 01:33:31,989 --> 01:33:34,150 Big promotion! 1478 01:33:34,225 --> 01:33:37,126 You look at the movies and say, "Hell, I can do that. " 1479 01:33:37,161 --> 01:33:38,628 I can do it. 1480 01:33:38,663 --> 01:33:40,790 It's a little more complicated than that. 1481 01:33:40,832 --> 01:33:44,029 It's a tough racket. Dirk, you made it. 1482 01:33:44,068 --> 01:33:46,798 - Hey, Jack. - How you doing? 1483 01:33:46,838 --> 01:33:49,033 Good. Who's that? 1484 01:33:49,073 --> 01:33:51,473 Hi. I'm Johnny Doe. 1485 01:33:51,509 --> 01:33:54,000 You're... Dirk Diggler. 1486 01:33:55,780 --> 01:33:57,338 It's great to meet you. 1487 01:33:59,851 --> 01:34:02,752 Johnny's the new boy on the street. 1488 01:34:02,787 --> 01:34:05,950 He's interested in show business. 1489 01:34:11,796 --> 01:34:14,594 He's very tired. 1490 01:34:14,632 --> 01:34:17,123 And he's shy, you know? 1491 01:34:18,970 --> 01:34:22,599 So like I said, it's a tough business. 1492 01:34:22,640 --> 01:34:24,699 You got a great kisser... 1493 01:34:24,742 --> 01:34:28,940 but there's a lot of work involved, a lot of people. 1494 01:34:28,980 --> 01:34:31,949 We all have to work our buns off. 1495 01:34:31,983 --> 01:34:33,450 Know what I mean? 1496 01:34:33,484 --> 01:34:37,978 It takes sixteen guys just to do the lighting. 1497 01:34:40,124 --> 01:34:42,615 No, it's crystal, man. You just want to do bumps. 1498 01:34:42,660 --> 01:34:43,820 Shut up, man. 1499 01:34:46,497 --> 01:34:47,862 Hey, you guys. 1500 01:34:49,033 --> 01:34:51,968 - What? - Just saying hey. 1501 01:34:52,003 --> 01:34:53,971 Yeah, whatever. 1502 01:34:54,005 --> 01:34:55,495 Oh, man. 1503 01:34:57,175 --> 01:34:59,643 You all right? 1504 01:34:59,677 --> 01:35:01,645 It's getting me fuckin' high, man. 1505 01:35:01,679 --> 01:35:03,374 It's that carpet dope. 1506 01:35:04,682 --> 01:35:06,081 The kind of dope they used to put carpet in. 1507 01:35:06,117 --> 01:35:08,210 They'd mix it up in the bathtub... 1508 01:35:08,252 --> 01:35:11,415 and while they were mixing it up in the bathtub... 1509 01:35:11,455 --> 01:35:13,184 they'd drop in a hunk of carpet into it. 1510 01:35:16,861 --> 01:35:18,624 It's a lot better than that pink shit. 1511 01:35:18,663 --> 01:35:19,789 The pink shit's fuckin' weird. 1512 01:35:19,830 --> 01:35:21,957 They put fish scales in that shit. 1513 01:35:43,988 --> 01:35:45,956 You look good. 1514 01:35:45,990 --> 01:35:47,150 You ready? 1515 01:35:56,500 --> 01:35:58,161 Come on. 1516 01:36:01,005 --> 01:36:04,065 I am a star. I'm a fuckin' rock and roll star. 1517 01:36:04,108 --> 01:36:06,736 Man, I got to get hard. Come on. Fuck. 1518 01:36:06,777 --> 01:36:08,574 Please don't do this to me. 1519 01:36:08,613 --> 01:36:10,240 No, please. Come on. 1520 01:36:10,281 --> 01:36:11,942 I'm a star. 1521 01:36:18,956 --> 01:36:20,617 You ready? 1522 01:36:22,793 --> 01:36:24,920 I was born ready. 1523 01:36:24,962 --> 01:36:26,452 Come on. 1524 01:36:34,639 --> 01:36:36,231 I'm ready to shoot. 1525 01:36:37,575 --> 01:36:38,701 Twenty minutes, huh? 1526 01:36:38,743 --> 01:36:40,938 No. I'm ready now. It's got to be now. 1527 01:36:40,978 --> 01:36:42,343 Twenty minutes, babe. 1528 01:36:42,380 --> 01:36:45,941 Fuck it. Hey, Jack. I'm ready to shoot now. 1529 01:36:45,983 --> 01:36:48,451 My cock is ready. I want to fuck. 1530 01:36:48,486 --> 01:36:49,953 Twenty minutes. 1531 01:36:49,987 --> 01:36:52,114 I want to fuck. Who's it going to be? 1532 01:36:52,156 --> 01:36:53,487 What? 1533 01:36:53,524 --> 01:36:55,458 Who do you want to start fucking? Me or him? 1534 01:36:55,493 --> 01:36:57,620 - Me? What? - Shut up, OK? 1535 01:36:57,662 --> 01:36:59,129 I didn't do anything to you. 1536 01:36:59,163 --> 01:37:02,496 You're not even an actor, man. You got no business being here. 1537 01:37:02,533 --> 01:37:03,727 Yes, I am. 1538 01:37:03,768 --> 01:37:05,736 No, I'm an actor, man. 1539 01:37:05,770 --> 01:37:06,896 Shut up! 1540 01:37:06,937 --> 01:37:08,097 What? 1541 01:37:09,273 --> 01:37:11,070 Stop this Mickey Mouse bullshit. 1542 01:37:11,108 --> 01:37:13,235 I want you to go in there. 1543 01:37:13,277 --> 01:37:15,404 I want you to cool off, OK? 1544 01:37:15,446 --> 01:37:18,574 Just cool off, and we'll come back and shoot the scene. 1545 01:37:18,616 --> 01:37:20,243 I said I'm ready to shoot. 1546 01:37:20,284 --> 01:37:21,410 Not now. 1547 01:37:21,452 --> 01:37:23,249 I'm not going to tell you again, Jack. 1548 01:37:24,555 --> 01:37:26,420 I'm not going to shoot you in the state you're in. 1549 01:37:26,457 --> 01:37:29,426 What do you mean, state? State of California? 1550 01:37:29,460 --> 01:37:31,087 I know where the fuck I am. 1551 01:37:31,128 --> 01:37:32,755 Jesus Christ, you've been up for two days. 1552 01:37:32,797 --> 01:37:34,765 I haven't been up for two days. 1553 01:37:34,799 --> 01:37:37,097 You look like you haven't been to sleep... 1554 01:37:37,134 --> 01:37:40,103 so I ain't gonna shoot you because you don't look good. 1555 01:37:40,137 --> 01:37:42,264 You know what? You don't tell me anything. 1556 01:37:42,306 --> 01:37:44,103 - Really? - You're not the boss of me. 1557 01:37:44,141 --> 01:37:47,201 - Yes, I am. - You're the king? 1558 01:37:47,244 --> 01:37:48,768 Don't you fuckin' touch me, man! 1559 01:37:48,813 --> 01:37:51,441 - Dirk, honey... - You shut up, too. 1560 01:37:51,482 --> 01:37:53,609 You're not the mother of me, and you're not my boss! 1561 01:37:53,651 --> 01:37:55,778 You're not my mother! You're not my fuckin' mom! 1562 01:37:55,820 --> 01:37:57,617 I'll take you home. 1563 01:37:57,655 --> 01:37:59,953 No. I'm ready to shoot the scene. 1564 01:37:59,990 --> 01:38:01,890 I want to shoot the scene. I'm fine. 1565 01:38:01,926 --> 01:38:03,553 I want you out of here. 1566 01:38:03,594 --> 01:38:05,391 Look, it's over, OK? I'm done. 1567 01:38:05,429 --> 01:38:07,397 Listen to me, kid. I want you... 1568 01:38:07,431 --> 01:38:09,399 Don't you fuckin' call me a kid! 1569 01:38:09,433 --> 01:38:11,333 I'll fuck you up! You want to see me kick some ass? 1570 01:38:11,369 --> 01:38:13,894 I know fuckin' karate! 1571 01:38:13,938 --> 01:38:16,168 You're fuckin' fired! 1572 01:38:16,207 --> 01:38:17,902 You're fired, you goddamn kid! 1573 01:38:17,942 --> 01:38:19,341 Jack, what the hell... 1574 01:38:19,377 --> 01:38:21,402 You know what? No, no, no. 1575 01:38:21,445 --> 01:38:24,243 You know what? I'm the biggest star here, man. 1576 01:38:24,281 --> 01:38:26,078 That's the way it is! 1577 01:38:26,117 --> 01:38:28,585 I want to fuck! It's my big dick! 1578 01:38:28,619 --> 01:38:30,780 So everybody get ready fuckin' now! 1579 01:38:32,656 --> 01:38:34,920 You know what? I don't need this shit! 1580 01:38:34,959 --> 01:38:37,587 Fuck you! Fuck all of you! 1581 01:38:37,628 --> 01:38:40,096 You're not my boss! You're not the king of me! 1582 01:38:40,131 --> 01:38:42,099 I am the fuckin' king of Dirk! 1583 01:38:42,133 --> 01:38:45,261 You're nothing without me, Jack! You're fuckin' nothing! 1584 01:38:45,302 --> 01:38:47,270 Fuck this, man! I don't need this shit! 1585 01:38:47,304 --> 01:38:49,272 Dirk, wait. I'm so sorry, Jack. 1586 01:38:49,306 --> 01:38:51,797 I'll take care of this. I'll straighten him out. 1587 01:39:07,925 --> 01:39:09,119 OK, Dirk, you ready? 1588 01:39:09,160 --> 01:39:11,526 I was born ready, Nick. Let's go, man. 1589 01:39:11,562 --> 01:39:14,622 - Dirk Diggler demo... - Keep the vocals up. 1590 01:39:14,665 --> 01:39:16,360 You Got The Touch, take seven. 1591 01:39:17,835 --> 01:39:18,995 Excuse me, Reed. 1592 01:39:25,109 --> 01:39:27,509 You got the touch 1593 01:39:29,180 --> 01:39:32,013 You got the power 1594 01:39:43,360 --> 01:39:46,818 After all is said and done 1595 01:39:46,864 --> 01:39:50,163 You never walk, you never run 1596 01:39:50,201 --> 01:39:52,192 You're a winner 1597 01:39:54,538 --> 01:39:58,338 You've got the moves, you know the streets 1598 01:39:58,375 --> 01:40:01,503 Break the rules, take the heat 1599 01:40:01,545 --> 01:40:03,877 You're nobody's fool 1600 01:40:06,217 --> 01:40:09,345 You're at your best when the goin' gets rough 1601 01:40:09,386 --> 01:40:14,346 You've been put to the test, but it's never enough 1602 01:40:14,391 --> 01:40:16,325 You got the touch 1603 01:40:17,895 --> 01:40:20,125 You think the bass is taking away from the vocal? 1604 01:40:22,066 --> 01:40:24,034 No, not really. Maybe. 1605 01:40:24,068 --> 01:40:26,468 It sounds balanced to me. 1606 01:40:26,504 --> 01:40:28,699 It's definitely taking away from my vocal. 1607 01:40:28,739 --> 01:40:31,708 Just take the bass down and bring up the vocal. 1608 01:40:31,742 --> 01:40:33,266 OK, let's do it, Nick. You heard him. 1609 01:40:34,411 --> 01:40:36,208 You want to take it from the top? 1610 01:40:36,247 --> 01:40:37,578 Yeah. Let's try it. 1611 01:40:39,917 --> 01:40:44,877 Heat will rock you 1612 01:40:44,922 --> 01:40:49,518 And heat will roll you 1613 01:40:50,594 --> 01:40:55,554 Baby, don't you know? 1614 01:40:55,599 --> 01:41:01,231 My heat will move your soul 1615 01:41:01,272 --> 01:41:04,673 Come on, come on, come on, come on 1616 01:41:04,708 --> 01:41:08,371 Love me today 1617 01:41:10,047 --> 01:41:14,040 Love me tomorrow 1618 01:41:15,553 --> 01:41:16,850 All day 1619 01:41:16,887 --> 01:41:18,354 All night 1620 01:41:18,389 --> 01:41:19,686 You feel 1621 01:41:19,723 --> 01:41:22,191 My heat 1622 01:41:22,226 --> 01:41:26,185 Feel, feel, feel, feel my heat 1623 01:41:26,230 --> 01:41:28,357 I think we should repeat that again. 1624 01:41:28,399 --> 01:41:32,859 Feel, feel, feel, feel, feel 1625 01:41:32,903 --> 01:41:34,734 Feel my heat 1626 01:41:35,906 --> 01:41:37,874 Yeah. It's definitely cool. 1627 01:41:39,276 --> 01:41:41,210 Let's lay it down. Nick. 1628 01:41:41,245 --> 01:41:42,371 You want to lay it down? 1629 01:41:42,413 --> 01:41:43,607 Were we rolling on that rehearsal? 1630 01:41:43,647 --> 01:41:45,615 Is he going to fuck me in the ass? 1631 01:41:46,817 --> 01:41:47,943 Is that what you want? 1632 01:41:47,985 --> 01:41:49,953 It would be nice. 1633 01:41:49,987 --> 01:41:52,455 Fuck her in the ass. 1634 01:41:52,489 --> 01:41:54,480 Lock and load, Jack. 1635 01:42:02,299 --> 01:42:04,392 I was gonna take a pottery class at Everywoman's Village. 1636 01:42:04,435 --> 01:42:06,630 I want to do that. 1637 01:42:06,670 --> 01:42:09,195 Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays at 3:00. 1638 01:42:09,239 --> 01:42:10,467 I was thinking something. 1639 01:42:12,209 --> 01:42:13,733 I was going to see about taking the G.E.D. 1640 01:42:13,777 --> 01:42:15,404 Do you know what that is? 1641 01:42:15,446 --> 01:42:17,380 For high school, to graduate. 1642 01:42:17,414 --> 01:42:19,746 I never got my diploma. I feel bad that... 1643 01:42:19,783 --> 01:42:21,182 I think you were right about that. 1644 01:42:21,218 --> 01:42:23,243 You should do it, Rollergirl, 1645 01:42:23,287 --> 01:42:25,084 because you know what? 1646 01:42:25,122 --> 01:42:27,283 If you wanted to, you could do anything. 1647 01:42:34,064 --> 01:42:35,588 - Mr. Swope. - Yes. That's me. 1648 01:42:35,633 --> 01:42:38,261 Do you have your loan application? 1649 01:42:38,302 --> 01:42:40,827 - Do you want to follow me? - Yes, I do. 1650 01:42:40,871 --> 01:42:43,431 Kurt, are we gonna have any more coverage on this... 1651 01:42:43,474 --> 01:42:46,807 No. We keep shooting. This is video. 1652 01:42:46,844 --> 01:42:49,540 We shoot and shoot, and then we deal with it later. 1653 01:42:49,580 --> 01:42:50,945 All right, now, Summer... 1654 01:42:50,981 --> 01:42:52,778 I want you to take Skye's thong off. 1655 01:42:52,816 --> 01:42:54,613 Actually take it off. 1656 01:42:54,652 --> 01:42:56,119 That's good. And finger it. 1657 01:42:56,153 --> 01:42:58,121 That's good. Lick the thong. 1658 01:42:58,155 --> 01:43:01,613 That's really good technically, but it lacks passion. 1659 01:43:01,659 --> 01:43:03,559 I want to see some passion here. 1660 01:43:03,594 --> 01:43:05,425 Yes, bitch! 1661 01:43:07,031 --> 01:43:11,058 Yeah, that's it. Lick my balls. 1662 01:43:11,101 --> 01:43:12,329 Fuck me. 1663 01:43:13,937 --> 01:43:15,666 Who's your daddy, bitch? 1664 01:43:15,706 --> 01:43:17,435 You'll live. 1665 01:43:22,446 --> 01:43:23,913 I'm back. 1666 01:43:23,947 --> 01:43:26,211 Perfect timing. 1667 01:43:30,254 --> 01:43:32,552 What the fuck took you so long, man? 1668 01:43:43,434 --> 01:43:44,560 Fuck. 1669 01:43:44,601 --> 01:43:47,934 That's what Buck's Super Stereo World is about. 1670 01:43:47,971 --> 01:43:50,098 It's about the customer who wants to know... 1671 01:43:50,140 --> 01:43:52,540 what they're getting into technically... 1672 01:43:52,576 --> 01:43:54,441 and I have the specific technical hi-fi background... 1673 01:43:54,478 --> 01:43:56,946 to answer any technical question somebody's going to have. 1674 01:43:56,980 --> 01:43:58,743 I've been in sound equipment long enough to know exactly... 1675 01:43:58,782 --> 01:44:01,273 what a guy wants when he walks through that door... 1676 01:44:01,318 --> 01:44:02,876 and that's the kind of personal touch... 1677 01:44:02,920 --> 01:44:04,615 that Buck's Super Stereo World's going to have. 1678 01:44:09,526 --> 01:44:11,391 I miss my two sons. 1679 01:44:11,428 --> 01:44:14,886 I miss my little Andrew and... and my Dirk. 1680 01:44:14,932 --> 01:44:18,561 I always felt like Dirk was my baby... 1681 01:44:18,602 --> 01:44:20,069 my new baby. 1682 01:44:20,104 --> 01:44:21,696 Don't you miss Dirk? 1683 01:44:23,841 --> 01:44:25,900 He's so fuckin' talented, the bastard. 1684 01:44:25,943 --> 01:44:27,433 You know, I just... 1685 01:44:29,713 --> 01:44:32,443 I love him, Rollergirl. I really love the stupid jerk. 1686 01:44:35,786 --> 01:44:37,219 I love you, Mom. 1687 01:44:38,288 --> 01:44:41,121 I want you to be my mom, Amber. Are you my mom? 1688 01:44:41,158 --> 01:44:44,719 I'll ask you if you're my mom, OK? 1689 01:44:44,762 --> 01:44:47,754 And you say yes, OK? Are you my mom? 1690 01:44:47,798 --> 01:44:49,629 Yes, honey. 1691 01:44:55,172 --> 01:44:57,606 Hold on. Come on, all right? 1692 01:44:57,641 --> 01:44:59,939 All we need is the tapes, Burt. 1693 01:44:59,977 --> 01:45:02,343 No. You don't get them until you pay. 1694 01:45:02,379 --> 01:45:04,870 In our situation, that doesn't make any fucking sense! 1695 01:45:04,915 --> 01:45:07,884 Wait! We can't pay the price of the demo tapes... 1696 01:45:07,918 --> 01:45:11,115 unless we take the tapes to the record company and get paid! 1697 01:45:11,155 --> 01:45:12,645 Hello?! Exactly! 1698 01:45:13,857 --> 01:45:15,415 That's not an M.P. 1699 01:45:15,459 --> 01:45:17,893 That's a Y. P... your problem. 1700 01:45:17,928 --> 01:45:19,395 Come up with the money, and I'll give you the tapes. 1701 01:45:19,429 --> 01:45:20,555 That's it. 1702 01:45:20,597 --> 01:45:22,895 All right, now you're talking above my head. 1703 01:45:22,933 --> 01:45:25,902 I don't know this industry jargon... Y.P., M. P... whatever. 1704 01:45:25,936 --> 01:45:28,905 All I know is that I cannot get a record contract. 1705 01:45:28,939 --> 01:45:31,908 We cannot get a record contract unless I take these tapes... 1706 01:45:31,942 --> 01:45:34,410 and granted, the tapes themselves are your... 1707 01:45:34,444 --> 01:45:36,912 You own them, OK? 1708 01:45:36,947 --> 01:45:38,915 But the magic that is on the tapes... 1709 01:45:38,949 --> 01:45:41,918 that fuckin' heart and soul we put into those tapes... 1710 01:45:41,952 --> 01:45:44,250 that is ours, and you don't own that. 1711 01:45:44,288 --> 01:45:47,257 I need to take that magic and get it to the record company. 1712 01:45:47,291 --> 01:45:48,918 And they're waiting for us. 1713 01:45:48,959 --> 01:45:51,018 We were supposed to be there a half-hour ago. 1714 01:45:51,061 --> 01:45:53,621 We look like assholes right now, man! 1715 01:46:00,204 --> 01:46:02,069 I don't want to do this anymore, honey. 1716 01:46:02,105 --> 01:46:04,369 I can't. Let's have fun now. 1717 01:46:04,408 --> 01:46:06,706 Let's just go and go and go... 1718 01:46:06,743 --> 01:46:09,211 because it's over. There's too many things. 1719 01:46:13,083 --> 01:46:15,108 Let's go walk. 1720 01:46:15,152 --> 01:46:16,744 I don't want to leave this room. 1721 01:46:16,787 --> 01:46:18,414 Me, either. 1722 01:46:18,455 --> 01:46:22,016 - I love you, honey. - I love you, Mom. 1723 01:46:22,059 --> 01:46:24,152 Let me explain to him... 1724 01:46:24,194 --> 01:46:26,719 in simple arithmetic... one, two, three! 1725 01:46:26,763 --> 01:46:29,391 Because you don't fuckin' get it, Burt! 1726 01:46:29,433 --> 01:46:33,199 You give us the tapes. We get the record contract. 1727 01:46:33,237 --> 01:46:34,898 We come back and give you your fuckin' money. 1728 01:46:34,938 --> 01:46:37,406 Have you heard the tapes? Have you even heard them? 1729 01:46:37,441 --> 01:46:39,773 We're guaranteed a record deal. Our stuff is that good! 1730 01:46:39,810 --> 01:46:42,370 Now I got it. Now I understand. 1731 01:46:42,412 --> 01:46:44,744 You want it to happen... 1732 01:46:44,781 --> 01:46:49,912 but it's not going to happen because it's a Catch-22. 1733 01:46:49,953 --> 01:46:52,922 What the fuck does that mean? What is a Catch-22, Burt? 1734 01:46:52,956 --> 01:46:54,947 Catch-22, gentlemen. Think about it. 1735 01:46:57,160 --> 01:46:59,594 You know what I'm thinking about, man? 1736 01:46:59,630 --> 01:47:01,757 I'm thinking about kicking some fuckin' ass! 1737 01:47:01,798 --> 01:47:03,527 Scotty, get him out of here! 1738 01:47:03,567 --> 01:47:06,559 Thanks a lot for backing us up, too. Real good. 1739 01:47:08,071 --> 01:47:09,629 Fuck! 1740 01:47:17,581 --> 01:47:19,549 We can't help you. 1741 01:47:22,252 --> 01:47:23,378 I have all the papers, though. 1742 01:47:23,420 --> 01:47:25,888 Everything's in order, yes? 1743 01:47:25,923 --> 01:47:30,883 Yes, but we can't give you a loan. I'm sorry. 1744 01:47:30,928 --> 01:47:33,795 I don't understand. Why can't you give me the loan? 1745 01:47:35,766 --> 01:47:37,893 Mr. Swope, you're a pornographer. 1746 01:47:37,935 --> 01:47:40,403 This bank is not in business to support pornography. 1747 01:47:40,437 --> 01:47:42,905 I'm not a pornographer. I'm an actor. 1748 01:47:42,940 --> 01:47:45,408 - I'm sorry. - Please. 1749 01:47:45,442 --> 01:47:48,411 This is a new business for me. 1750 01:47:48,445 --> 01:47:52,279 All right? It's a real thing that I want to do. 1751 01:47:52,316 --> 01:47:53,749 It's a real thing that I can do. 1752 01:47:53,784 --> 01:47:55,012 Please. 1753 01:47:55,052 --> 01:47:56,519 I'm sorry. 1754 01:47:56,553 --> 01:47:58,077 We did everything right. 1755 01:47:58,121 --> 01:48:00,248 Honey, it's OK. Just wait a minute. 1756 01:48:00,290 --> 01:48:02,258 Let's just take a minute, OK? 1757 01:48:02,292 --> 01:48:05,227 You have something to say. 1758 01:48:05,262 --> 01:48:06,422 I have something to say, all right? 1759 01:48:06,463 --> 01:48:08,124 Let's just talk, OK? 1760 01:48:08,165 --> 01:48:12,602 If there's something I didn't fill out correctly on this... 1761 01:48:12,636 --> 01:48:14,194 or if there is something I left out... 1762 01:48:14,237 --> 01:48:16,205 or something maybe you want me to write on there... 1763 01:48:16,239 --> 01:48:18,673 just tell me what to write. 1764 01:48:19,977 --> 01:48:21,137 I'm sorry. 1765 01:48:24,081 --> 01:48:25,878 You're not being fair! 1766 01:48:25,916 --> 01:48:27,508 This isn't fair! 1767 01:48:27,551 --> 01:48:31,180 This financial institution cannot endorse pornography. 1768 01:48:31,221 --> 01:48:34,713 Stop saying pornography! Why are you doing this to me? 1769 01:48:34,758 --> 01:48:36,521 Please! Please! 1770 01:48:36,560 --> 01:48:38,027 I'm sorry. 1771 01:48:39,896 --> 01:48:43,059 I am an ac... I am an actor. 1772 01:48:47,571 --> 01:48:49,471 Come on. 1773 01:49:16,166 --> 01:49:17,326 Aaron wants that thing for the thing from... 1774 01:49:17,367 --> 01:49:18,834 You fix it up. 1775 01:49:32,382 --> 01:49:34,009 Who's your daddy? 1776 01:49:34,051 --> 01:49:35,518 How is it? 1777 01:49:35,552 --> 01:49:38,043 It is what it is. 1778 01:49:41,124 --> 01:49:43,058 Suck that cock, bitch. 1779 01:49:58,942 --> 01:50:00,534 You must be Maggie. 1780 01:50:00,577 --> 01:50:02,568 Kathleen O'Malley. I'm the judge. 1781 01:50:06,249 --> 01:50:07,546 You have a lawyer with you? 1782 01:50:07,584 --> 01:50:10,144 No, I don't. I do not. 1783 01:50:27,104 --> 01:50:28,571 Hello, Judge. 1784 01:50:28,605 --> 01:50:30,095 Good morning, Counselor. 1785 01:50:51,928 --> 01:50:53,589 You've been divorced for six years? 1786 01:50:53,630 --> 01:50:56,098 Yes, since 1977. 1787 01:50:56,133 --> 01:50:59,591 The money settlement has been taken care of? 1788 01:51:03,073 --> 01:51:04,631 So what we're talking about, then... 1789 01:51:04,674 --> 01:51:07,040 is coming to an agreement on the custody of... 1790 01:51:07,077 --> 01:51:08,567 of Andrew. 1791 01:51:11,581 --> 01:51:14,049 What was decided during the divorce? 1792 01:51:14,084 --> 01:51:18,544 Initially, Andrew was to go with his father... 1793 01:51:18,588 --> 01:51:24,254 for visitation with his mother from Saturday noon... 1794 01:51:24,294 --> 01:51:27,559 to Sunday at 7:00 with his mother entitled to bring him... 1795 01:51:27,597 --> 01:51:31,465 to her house or any reasonable place. 1796 01:51:31,501 --> 01:51:32,763 Was that the understanding? 1797 01:51:34,871 --> 01:51:36,566 Why wasn't that visiting privilege honored, then? 1798 01:51:36,606 --> 01:51:39,074 It was for a while. 1799 01:51:39,109 --> 01:51:41,077 I only saw him twice. 1800 01:51:41,111 --> 01:51:44,080 It said "reasonable place. " 1801 01:51:44,114 --> 01:51:45,581 I didn't think that a house of prostitution... 1802 01:51:45,615 --> 01:51:48,083 and drugs and pornography was that. 1803 01:51:48,118 --> 01:51:50,086 I'm sorry? 1804 01:51:50,120 --> 01:51:52,918 My wife is in the pornography business. 1805 01:51:54,858 --> 01:51:57,019 I didn't think that environment was a safe place for my son. 1806 01:51:57,060 --> 01:52:00,587 No, this is not right. My son was never exposed... 1807 01:52:00,630 --> 01:52:04,031 to drugs or pornographic material or any of those things. 1808 01:52:04,067 --> 01:52:06,035 My husband just assumed... 1809 01:52:06,069 --> 01:52:08,560 I saw it with my own eye, Maggie. 1810 01:52:10,073 --> 01:52:12,541 Did you register a complaint? 1811 01:52:12,576 --> 01:52:15,238 My client didn't officially register, Your Honor... 1812 01:52:15,278 --> 01:52:20,477 but I think the circumstances call for immediate action... 1813 01:52:20,517 --> 01:52:22,678 for the safety of the child. 1814 01:52:22,719 --> 01:52:25,984 The problem is, Judge, is that my ex-wife... 1815 01:52:26,022 --> 01:52:28,820 she's a sick person, and she needs help. 1816 01:52:28,858 --> 01:52:31,691 She deals in sex and drugs for a living. 1817 01:52:31,728 --> 01:52:33,491 No, I don't do drugs. 1818 01:52:33,530 --> 01:52:36,988 Your Honor, she has been in and out of trouble with the law... 1819 01:52:37,033 --> 01:52:40,935 on several occasions for this sort of thing. 1820 01:52:40,971 --> 01:52:42,495 Not anymore. 1821 01:52:42,539 --> 01:52:44,507 Have you ever been arrested? 1822 01:52:49,379 --> 01:52:52,007 When was the last time you were arrested... 1823 01:52:52,048 --> 01:52:53,413 and what was the charge? 1824 01:53:11,668 --> 01:53:15,695 OK, let's get ready for this... experiment. 1825 01:53:15,839 --> 01:53:20,037 Hi. Jack Horner here. 1826 01:53:20,076 --> 01:53:21,805 We're in the back of this beautiful limousine... 1827 01:53:21,845 --> 01:53:25,941 in the back seat riding west along Sherman Way... 1828 01:53:25,982 --> 01:53:31,443 and beside me is a beautiful, talented, gorgeous... 1829 01:53:31,488 --> 01:53:33,956 young actress from adult cinema... 1830 01:53:33,990 --> 01:53:36,458 Miss Rollergirl. 1831 01:53:37,994 --> 01:53:41,452 Are you ready to get on with this experiment? 1832 01:53:41,498 --> 01:53:44,467 Ready like Freddy. 1833 01:53:44,501 --> 01:53:47,470 Yes. And we're going along, like I said... 1834 01:53:47,504 --> 01:53:49,472 west on Sherman Way... 1835 01:53:49,506 --> 01:53:52,475 and this is called On The Lookout... 1836 01:53:52,509 --> 01:53:54,374 that's the name of this show... 1837 01:53:54,411 --> 01:53:57,972 on the lookout for a young stud... 1838 01:53:58,014 --> 01:54:01,472 who maybe will get in the back seat here... 1839 01:54:01,518 --> 01:54:04,419 and get it on with Rollergirl. 1840 01:54:04,454 --> 01:54:08,914 We're going to make film history... 1841 01:54:08,958 --> 01:54:11,859 right here on videotape. 1842 01:54:29,279 --> 01:54:30,541 Waiting for someone? 1843 01:54:34,417 --> 01:54:35,907 I'm waiting for somebody, but... 1844 01:54:35,952 --> 01:54:37,920 I'm not sure if they're going to show up. 1845 01:54:39,456 --> 01:54:40,616 You want to wait in the car? 1846 01:54:43,426 --> 01:54:44,586 Cool. 1847 01:55:13,022 --> 01:55:14,319 I'm Joe. 1848 01:55:19,996 --> 01:55:21,429 You know who I am? 1849 01:55:27,036 --> 01:55:28,731 My name's Dirk Diggler. 1850 01:55:33,209 --> 01:55:35,700 I mean, you're a guy. I'm just helping you out. 1851 01:55:39,416 --> 01:55:40,713 What do you see here? 1852 01:55:42,118 --> 01:55:43,676 I see a girl. 1853 01:55:44,888 --> 01:55:46,446 Do you like what you see? 1854 01:55:47,624 --> 01:55:48,852 Yeah, I do. 1855 01:55:50,059 --> 01:55:52,425 Get in... 1856 01:55:52,462 --> 01:55:55,431 and let's make film history. 1857 01:55:58,935 --> 01:56:00,095 So... 1858 01:56:01,438 --> 01:56:02,632 what do you want to do? 1859 01:56:04,207 --> 01:56:05,970 It's what you want to do. 1860 01:56:08,278 --> 01:56:09,836 I want to watch you. 1861 01:56:11,381 --> 01:56:13,849 I mean, I'm not gay. I just want to... 1862 01:56:15,452 --> 01:56:17,943 Maybe you could jerk off, and I could watch. 1863 01:56:19,622 --> 01:56:20,782 Maybe I'll join in later... 1864 01:56:20,824 --> 01:56:23,088 but for now, I just want to watch. 1865 01:56:25,361 --> 01:56:26,988 Twenty bucks. 1866 01:56:29,432 --> 01:56:30,990 Ten's all I have. 1867 01:56:35,805 --> 01:56:37,568 Go to school? 1868 01:56:37,607 --> 01:56:40,269 Yeah, I do. 1869 01:56:40,310 --> 01:56:41,641 Where do you go? 1870 01:56:44,481 --> 01:56:46,506 Is it OK if I don't tell you? 1871 01:56:46,549 --> 01:56:48,540 That's cool. 1872 01:56:50,520 --> 01:56:52,920 You recognize Rollergirl from her films? 1873 01:56:55,024 --> 01:56:57,458 We watch her films a lot at my frat house. 1874 01:56:57,494 --> 01:56:59,928 I go to CSUN. 1875 01:56:59,963 --> 01:57:01,089 Wonderful. 1876 01:57:01,130 --> 01:57:03,291 The fuckin' guys will never believe this. 1877 01:57:04,868 --> 01:57:07,393 We've done a bunch of films together... 1878 01:57:07,437 --> 01:57:09,632 Rollergirl and I. 1879 01:57:09,672 --> 01:57:11,196 Do you remember me? 1880 01:57:13,009 --> 01:57:14,704 We went to school together. 1881 01:57:16,846 --> 01:57:18,507 Your name's Brandy, right? 1882 01:57:20,116 --> 01:57:22,414 Brandy's your name, right? 1883 01:57:26,523 --> 01:57:27,649 I don't know what you're talking about. 1884 01:57:27,690 --> 01:57:29,282 Your name's not Brandy? 1885 01:57:40,703 --> 01:57:41,897 Can you do it harder? 1886 01:57:51,981 --> 01:57:54,211 Do it a little faster. 1887 01:57:58,354 --> 01:57:59,514 All right. 1888 01:58:03,693 --> 01:58:05,285 You're hiding her again. 1889 01:58:05,328 --> 01:58:07,455 Let's get on the other side. That's it. 1890 01:58:09,532 --> 01:58:12,092 Just nice and sexy. 1891 01:58:19,909 --> 01:58:22,241 Listen, pal... 1892 01:58:22,278 --> 01:58:24,041 make it a little more sexy. 1893 01:58:24,080 --> 01:58:26,810 Don't just ram it in like that. 1894 01:58:26,849 --> 01:58:29,841 She's not a hole in the wall. This is Rollergirl. 1895 01:58:29,886 --> 01:58:31,581 Faster. 1896 01:58:35,491 --> 01:58:36,617 Do it faster. 1897 01:58:38,194 --> 01:58:39,661 Get your hand wet. 1898 01:58:39,696 --> 01:58:40,856 Be quiet. 1899 01:58:43,566 --> 01:58:44,828 Can you be more sexy? 1900 01:58:44,867 --> 01:58:47,427 Like, cinematically sexy. 1901 01:58:47,470 --> 01:58:48,937 Just don't ram it. 1902 01:58:48,972 --> 01:58:50,701 Don't... 1903 01:58:50,740 --> 01:58:53,265 Be respectful. This is Rollergirl. 1904 01:58:54,877 --> 01:58:56,276 Are you listening to me? 1905 01:58:56,312 --> 01:58:57,836 Just let me do my thing. 1906 01:58:57,880 --> 01:58:59,541 This is stupid. 1907 01:58:59,582 --> 01:59:01,982 That's it. Cut. 1908 01:59:02,018 --> 01:59:03,144 Pull over. 1909 01:59:13,496 --> 01:59:15,396 I can't fucking believe this. 1910 01:59:15,431 --> 01:59:16,557 You gave me a hard-on. 1911 01:59:16,599 --> 01:59:18,692 The least you could do is jack me off. 1912 01:59:20,269 --> 01:59:22,032 What the fuck did you say? 1913 01:59:23,439 --> 01:59:26,897 I said it's not cool to leave me with a hard-on. 1914 01:59:26,943 --> 01:59:28,274 Fuck you. 1915 01:59:30,847 --> 01:59:32,678 I don't fucking believe this. 1916 01:59:35,718 --> 01:59:37,743 This is a fine life you've made for yourself. 1917 01:59:39,689 --> 01:59:41,953 You really should be proud. 1918 01:59:41,991 --> 01:59:43,288 I mean really. 1919 01:59:47,030 --> 01:59:48,190 Fuck you. 1920 01:59:49,499 --> 01:59:51,729 And your fucking films suck now anyway. 1921 01:59:57,440 --> 01:59:58,634 Come on. 1922 02:00:01,444 --> 02:00:03,309 I can't. 1923 02:00:03,346 --> 02:00:06,042 I can't get it hard. I just can't. I'm sorry. 1924 02:00:09,786 --> 02:00:12,448 You shouldn't do this sort of thing, faggot. 1925 02:00:13,690 --> 02:00:15,055 Get him out of the car! 1926 02:00:15,091 --> 02:00:16,490 Jack, Jesus! 1927 02:00:22,298 --> 02:00:24,766 Get him out of the truck! 1928 02:00:24,801 --> 02:00:26,701 You shouldn't be coming down here! 1929 02:00:33,976 --> 02:00:36,672 - You piece of shit! - You faggot! 1930 02:00:39,916 --> 02:00:41,213 Amateur fucker! 1931 02:00:42,251 --> 02:00:43,775 Come on! 1932 02:00:52,061 --> 02:00:54,996 You don't ever disrespect me, fucker! 1933 02:00:55,031 --> 02:00:58,262 You don't ever disrespect me! 1934 02:00:58,301 --> 02:01:00,394 Motherfucker! Look at you now, huh? 1935 02:01:00,436 --> 02:01:02,028 That's what you get, you faggot! 1936 02:01:02,071 --> 02:01:05,165 You think you can fuck? You can't fuck me! 1937 02:01:05,208 --> 02:01:07,199 You can't touch me! 1938 02:01:09,545 --> 02:01:10,978 Stop it! 1939 02:01:13,116 --> 02:01:14,947 You don't do this, donkey-dick! 1940 02:01:17,920 --> 02:01:20,115 Fucking faggot! 1941 02:01:24,393 --> 02:01:27,453 You don't ever disrespect me... 1942 02:01:27,497 --> 02:01:29,192 you fucker! 1943 02:01:29,232 --> 02:01:31,632 You fucking piece of shit! 1944 02:01:31,667 --> 02:01:34,261 You fucking... 1945 02:01:34,303 --> 02:01:36,635 Fucking die, you shithead! 1946 02:02:15,945 --> 02:02:17,071 What do you want? 1947 02:02:17,113 --> 02:02:21,607 I want an apple fritter, jelly... 1948 02:02:21,651 --> 02:02:22,845 chocolate with sprinkles... 1949 02:02:22,885 --> 02:02:25,513 and a bear claw, too. 1950 02:02:27,456 --> 02:02:28,616 And hurry. 1951 02:02:30,126 --> 02:02:31,855 How's my little kung fu fighter? 1952 02:02:31,894 --> 02:02:34,829 He's kicking ass inside my stomach. 1953 02:02:34,864 --> 02:02:36,354 See? That's a boy. 1954 02:02:37,834 --> 02:02:38,960 Di! 1955 02:02:39,001 --> 02:02:40,298 Ki! 1956 02:02:40,336 --> 02:02:41,496 Be right back. 1957 02:02:45,575 --> 02:02:46,940 What's up? 1958 02:02:46,976 --> 02:02:48,705 Can I help you? 1959 02:02:48,744 --> 02:02:49,904 I'm going to get a dozen. 1960 02:02:55,184 --> 02:02:57,448 Let me get a couple of bear claws... 1961 02:03:00,590 --> 02:03:01,750 and... 1962 02:03:03,192 --> 02:03:04,557 a couple glazed. 1963 02:03:07,163 --> 02:03:08,994 Oh, apple fritter. 1964 02:03:09,031 --> 02:03:11,022 Not that one. The one in front of it. 1965 02:03:11,067 --> 02:03:12,261 That one. 1966 02:03:18,174 --> 02:03:19,607 Two chocolate. 1967 02:03:22,378 --> 02:03:24,710 Old-fashioned, yeah. Give me two of those. 1968 02:03:27,550 --> 02:03:29,313 Is this... 1969 02:03:29,352 --> 02:03:32,378 Did you do this for the Christmas? 1970 02:03:32,421 --> 02:03:33,820 That's cute. 1971 02:03:33,856 --> 02:03:37,622 Give me two of those sprinkly Christmas things. 1972 02:03:39,996 --> 02:03:41,327 That's great. 1973 02:03:45,101 --> 02:03:47,296 - How many is that? - That's eleven. 1974 02:03:51,440 --> 02:03:53,408 Empty the cash register! 1975 02:03:53,442 --> 02:03:55,171 Now, motherfucker, and hurry up! 1976 02:03:55,211 --> 02:03:56,337 Jesus Christ. 1977 02:03:56,379 --> 02:04:00,281 Shut the fuck up! Hurry up with that shit! 1978 02:04:05,221 --> 02:04:07,883 Empty the safe, too, asshole. 1979 02:04:11,294 --> 02:04:12,693 And I ain't got all night. 1980 02:04:15,731 --> 02:04:17,289 Don't even move. 1981 02:04:17,333 --> 02:04:18,994 I'm not moving. 1982 02:04:19,035 --> 02:04:20,297 Shut up! 1983 02:04:25,141 --> 02:04:26,699 Don't fucking move. 1984 02:04:26,742 --> 02:04:27,868 I'm not... 1985 02:04:27,910 --> 02:04:30,105 Shut the fuck up. 1986 02:04:30,146 --> 02:04:32,910 Don't do that. 1987 02:04:32,949 --> 02:04:35,440 You shut the fuck up! 1988 02:04:35,484 --> 02:04:36,974 Give me the shit. 1989 02:05:27,970 --> 02:05:29,995 This could be the thing... 1990 02:05:30,039 --> 02:05:32,303 something to help us score a little extra cash. 1991 02:05:32,341 --> 02:05:34,935 The guy's name is Rahad Jackson. 1992 02:05:34,977 --> 02:05:36,604 He's got more money than God. 1993 02:05:36,645 --> 02:05:38,408 He's got twice as much coke, crank, and smack. 1994 02:05:38,447 --> 02:05:39,709 All right? 1995 02:05:39,749 --> 02:05:43,310 This guy's going to buy anything anybody wants to sell him. 1996 02:05:43,352 --> 02:05:45,320 Just likes people hanging around at his house... 1997 02:05:45,354 --> 02:05:46,651 partying, the whole thing. 1998 02:05:46,689 --> 02:05:48,122 How do you know him? 1999 02:05:48,157 --> 02:05:51,649 Used to come to the Party Boys a lot. Mutrix introduced me. 2000 02:05:51,694 --> 02:05:54,288 How would we do it exactly? How would it all go down? 2001 02:05:54,330 --> 02:05:55,456 It's going to go down like this. 2002 02:05:55,498 --> 02:05:58,433 I'm going to call him on the phone and tell him... 2003 02:05:58,467 --> 02:06:00,628 I got a half a key of quality stuff. 2004 02:06:00,669 --> 02:06:02,000 Do you have his phone number? 2005 02:06:04,640 --> 02:06:06,301 So I'm going to call him on the phone. 2006 02:06:06,342 --> 02:06:07,673 I'm going to give him a price. 2007 02:06:07,710 --> 02:06:09,337 How much? 2008 02:06:09,378 --> 02:06:11,676 It's half a key. It's, like, 5,000 bucks. 2009 02:06:11,714 --> 02:06:13,682 We'll split that up three ways. 2010 02:06:13,716 --> 02:06:15,684 It's enough to get the 'vette fixed. 2011 02:06:15,718 --> 02:06:17,083 That's right. 2012 02:06:17,119 --> 02:06:18,916 So we're going to do the deal. 2013 02:06:18,954 --> 02:06:21,149 We're going to drop half a key of baking soda into a bag. 2014 02:06:21,190 --> 02:06:24,284 We're going to walk over there. We're going to... 2015 02:06:24,326 --> 02:06:25,691 Right there. 2016 02:06:25,728 --> 02:06:28,959 This is going to be a nifty little bit of hustle-bustle. 2017 02:06:28,998 --> 02:06:31,125 Do you have his address? 2018 02:06:31,167 --> 02:06:33,692 I got his fucking address. 2019 02:06:33,736 --> 02:06:35,966 Question. Sorry. 2020 02:06:36,005 --> 02:06:39,031 What if he tests the stuff out? 2021 02:06:39,075 --> 02:06:40,542 He won't. 2022 02:06:40,576 --> 02:06:42,339 How do you know that? 2023 02:06:42,378 --> 02:06:44,972 Because I know he won't. 2024 02:06:45,014 --> 02:06:46,276 I'm positive. 2025 02:06:46,315 --> 02:06:48,408 You guys should be careful. 2026 02:06:49,485 --> 02:06:51,214 What? 2027 02:06:51,253 --> 02:06:52,447 What do you mean, what? 2028 02:06:52,488 --> 02:06:54,615 Just mind your business. 2029 02:06:54,657 --> 02:06:56,124 What the fuck? 2030 02:06:56,158 --> 02:06:57,989 Sorry. 2031 02:06:58,027 --> 02:07:00,154 Anyway... 2032 02:07:00,196 --> 02:07:02,164 Dump it in there good. 2033 02:07:04,233 --> 02:07:06,098 You can't lay this all on me. 2034 02:07:06,135 --> 02:07:08,262 We're going to go in there. 2035 02:07:08,304 --> 02:07:10,135 This is it. Fine. 2036 02:07:12,141 --> 02:07:14,268 You guys ready for this? 2037 02:07:14,310 --> 02:07:16,278 I am. 2038 02:07:16,312 --> 02:07:17,438 Me? 2039 02:07:17,480 --> 02:07:19,107 I was born ready. 2040 02:07:19,148 --> 02:07:21,082 All right. 2041 02:07:21,117 --> 02:07:23,085 What the fuck is that? 2042 02:07:23,119 --> 02:07:25,110 - It's a big gun. - But why? 2043 02:07:25,154 --> 02:07:26,587 Just in case. 2044 02:07:26,622 --> 02:07:27,919 Shit! 2045 02:07:29,391 --> 02:07:32,053 You never said anything about a gun. 2046 02:07:32,094 --> 02:07:33,459 Now I'm getting nervous. Do you have a gun, too? 2047 02:07:33,496 --> 02:07:35,464 I don't have a gun. 2048 02:07:35,498 --> 02:07:37,966 Let's just get in and out, all right? 2049 02:07:38,000 --> 02:07:40,332 Not too fast. It makes it look suspicious. 2050 02:07:40,369 --> 02:07:42,633 God damn it. 2051 02:07:42,671 --> 02:07:44,502 You all right? 2052 02:07:44,540 --> 02:07:46,974 Just let me do all the talking. 2053 02:07:47,009 --> 02:07:48,499 Just be cool. 2054 02:07:59,555 --> 02:08:02,217 How you doing? Come on in. 2055 02:08:09,031 --> 02:08:10,999 Hey, man! 2056 02:08:24,547 --> 02:08:27,015 Hey, Rahad. 2057 02:08:27,049 --> 02:08:29,040 Hello, friends! 2058 02:08:30,252 --> 02:08:31,947 Which one is Todd? 2059 02:08:31,987 --> 02:08:35,650 That's me. We met before, down at the Party Boys. 2060 02:08:35,691 --> 02:08:37,818 Come on in. 2061 02:08:37,860 --> 02:08:40,328 These are my friends Dirk and Reed. 2062 02:08:40,362 --> 02:08:42,830 Good to see you. Take a seat. 2063 02:08:42,865 --> 02:08:45,732 You want something to drink? A little pill, a little coke? 2064 02:08:45,768 --> 02:08:48,862 You sure you don't want something? 2065 02:08:48,904 --> 02:08:50,201 So... 2066 02:08:50,239 --> 02:08:51,831 got something? 2067 02:08:51,874 --> 02:08:54,035 We got something here? 2068 02:08:54,076 --> 02:08:55,338 Here it is. 2069 02:08:55,377 --> 02:08:57,572 That's about half a key there. 2070 02:08:57,613 --> 02:09:01,242 That is some quality shit... 2071 02:09:01,283 --> 02:09:02,944 Don't worry about him. 2072 02:09:02,985 --> 02:09:04,680 If you want to test that out... 2073 02:09:04,720 --> 02:09:06,347 Wait. 2074 02:09:08,591 --> 02:09:10,058 Love this part. 2075 02:09:15,164 --> 02:09:18,429 You're motorin' 2076 02:09:18,467 --> 02:09:22,494 What's your price for flight? 2077 02:09:22,538 --> 02:09:24,768 So anyway, what's the price? 2078 02:09:31,213 --> 02:09:32,510 We... 2079 02:09:40,222 --> 02:09:43,453 I don't know... five grand? 2080 02:09:50,099 --> 02:09:52,067 That's cool. 2081 02:09:58,007 --> 02:09:59,201 Five grand. 2082 02:10:21,463 --> 02:10:23,328 You guys want to play baseball? 2083 02:10:23,365 --> 02:10:25,060 No, thank you. 2084 02:10:27,636 --> 02:10:29,763 The black guy has a gun in his jacket. 2085 02:10:39,682 --> 02:10:42,207 Let's just get the fuck out of here. 2086 02:10:42,251 --> 02:10:44,116 Count the money in the car. 2087 02:11:00,703 --> 02:11:03,695 You want to see something really fascinating? 2088 02:11:08,744 --> 02:11:10,109 Check it out. 2089 02:11:10,145 --> 02:11:12,511 That's sweet. 2090 02:11:12,548 --> 02:11:15,142 That thing's not loaded, is it? 2091 02:11:15,184 --> 02:11:16,617 - Not yet. - Is that silver? 2092 02:11:16,652 --> 02:11:20,816 - Look, we... - Let's see what happens now. 2093 02:11:20,856 --> 02:11:23,416 Could you not point the gun, please? 2094 02:11:27,062 --> 02:11:28,529 Why? You think I can't do it? 2095 02:11:28,564 --> 02:11:29,792 Wait! 2096 02:11:29,832 --> 02:11:32,232 You think I can't do it? 2097 02:11:32,267 --> 02:11:33,791 You dare me? 2098 02:11:33,836 --> 02:11:36,168 No, we don't dare you! 2099 02:11:36,205 --> 02:11:38,230 Fucking dare me! 2100 02:11:43,045 --> 02:11:44,774 Thank you. Thank you. 2101 02:11:47,750 --> 02:11:49,911 Your fucking faces. 2102 02:11:53,088 --> 02:11:54,578 What the fuck? 2103 02:11:56,825 --> 02:11:59,487 I love this thing. I make these little mix tapes. 2104 02:11:59,528 --> 02:12:01,496 I put all my favorite songs together. 2105 02:12:01,530 --> 02:12:03,430 Which one is this? Number eleven. 2106 02:12:03,465 --> 02:12:05,092 I love it. 2107 02:12:05,134 --> 02:12:07,261 When you buy a tape or an album... 2108 02:12:07,302 --> 02:12:10,100 the bands put the songs in some fucking order... 2109 02:12:10,139 --> 02:12:12,266 like they want you to listen to it in that order. 2110 02:12:12,307 --> 02:12:14,775 I hate that. 2111 02:12:14,810 --> 02:12:16,675 I don't like to be told what to listen to... 2112 02:12:16,712 --> 02:12:19,044 when to listen to it... 2113 02:12:30,426 --> 02:12:32,087 It's Cosmo. 2114 02:12:32,127 --> 02:12:33,685 He's Chinese. 2115 02:12:34,663 --> 02:12:36,688 That's why he likes lighting off firecrackers. 2116 02:12:50,312 --> 02:12:53,213 Jessie is a friend 2117 02:12:53,248 --> 02:12:57,378 Yeah, I know he's been a good friend of mine 2118 02:12:57,419 --> 02:13:01,048 But something's changed, it ain't hard to define 2119 02:13:01,089 --> 02:13:02,750 Jessie's got himself a girl 2120 02:13:02,791 --> 02:13:04,588 And I want to make her mine 2121 02:13:04,626 --> 02:13:07,754 And she's watchin' him with those eyes 2122 02:13:07,796 --> 02:13:10,230 And she's lovin' him with that body 2123 02:13:10,265 --> 02:13:12,028 I just know it 2124 02:13:12,067 --> 02:13:14,558 Ricky Springfield. He's a buddy of mine. 2125 02:13:14,603 --> 02:13:16,298 ...late at night 2126 02:13:16,338 --> 02:13:19,102 You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl 2127 02:13:19,141 --> 02:13:20,267 I'm so jealous. 2128 02:13:20,309 --> 02:13:22,709 I want to have Jessie's girl 2129 02:13:22,744 --> 02:13:25,110 She should be with me! 2130 02:13:25,147 --> 02:13:28,412 Why can't I have a woman like that? 2131 02:13:29,284 --> 02:13:31,684 I play along with the charade... 2132 02:13:31,720 --> 02:13:33,244 We're leaving. 2133 02:13:35,390 --> 02:13:37,051 Right? 2134 02:13:37,092 --> 02:13:40,118 You know, I feel so dirty when they start talking cute 2135 02:13:40,162 --> 02:13:41,754 I want to tell her that I love her 2136 02:13:41,797 --> 02:13:43,788 But the point is probably moot 2137 02:13:43,832 --> 02:13:47,290 'Cause she's watchin' him with those eyes 2138 02:13:47,336 --> 02:13:49,429 And she's lovin' him with that body 2139 02:13:49,471 --> 02:13:50,995 I just know it 2140 02:13:51,039 --> 02:13:55,271 And he's holdin' her in his arms late, late at night 2141 02:13:55,310 --> 02:13:59,474 You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl 2142 02:13:59,515 --> 02:14:02,484 I wish that I had Jessie's girl 2143 02:14:04,586 --> 02:14:07,419 Where can I find a woman like that 2144 02:14:07,456 --> 02:14:10,482 Like Jessie's girl? 2145 02:14:10,526 --> 02:14:13,290 I wish that I had Jessie's girl 2146 02:14:15,464 --> 02:14:17,830 Where can I find a woman 2147 02:14:17,866 --> 02:14:18,992 We're leaving. 2148 02:14:19,034 --> 02:14:21,195 We got to split. 2149 02:14:21,236 --> 02:14:22,726 We got to go. 2150 02:14:22,771 --> 02:14:25,262 You just got here. 2151 02:14:25,307 --> 02:14:26,865 We got somewhere else to go. 2152 02:14:29,645 --> 02:14:31,306 We're not leaving yet. 2153 02:14:34,483 --> 02:14:37,543 We're here now, and we want something else from you. 2154 02:14:44,159 --> 02:14:46,525 We want something else from you. 2155 02:14:46,562 --> 02:14:48,120 What? 2156 02:14:48,163 --> 02:14:50,688 What the hell are you doing? Let's just go. 2157 02:14:52,801 --> 02:14:53,995 In the master bedroom... 2158 02:14:55,904 --> 02:14:57,166 under the bed... 2159 02:14:57,205 --> 02:14:58,604 in a floor safe. 2160 02:14:59,741 --> 02:15:01,231 Understand? 2161 02:15:01,276 --> 02:15:04,268 What is the matter with you? Let's go. 2162 02:15:04,313 --> 02:15:05,746 Shut up, Dirk. 2163 02:15:05,781 --> 02:15:08,375 I told you I got a plan. 2164 02:15:08,417 --> 02:15:10,681 Are you kidding me, Kitty? 2165 02:15:10,719 --> 02:15:12,277 No, I'm not. 2166 02:15:12,321 --> 02:15:16,052 I'm not kidding. I want what's in the safe. 2167 02:15:16,091 --> 02:15:17,649 We want what is in the goddamn safe... 2168 02:15:17,693 --> 02:15:19,661 in the goddamn master bedroom... 2169 02:15:19,695 --> 02:15:22,892 in the goddamn fucking floor safe. 2170 02:15:22,931 --> 02:15:24,455 Don't be crazy, OK? 2171 02:15:24,499 --> 02:15:26,160 We don't know anything about this. 2172 02:15:26,201 --> 02:15:28,135 This is not at all what we wanted. 2173 02:15:28,170 --> 02:15:31,503 Shut the fuck up. Do not reach for your gun. 2174 02:15:31,540 --> 02:15:33,371 Don't reach for your gun! 2175 02:15:47,122 --> 02:15:48,783 He went in the bedroom! 2176 02:15:48,824 --> 02:15:51,156 What are you doing? 2177 02:15:51,193 --> 02:15:52,785 He went in the bedroom. 2178 02:15:52,828 --> 02:15:55,422 Did you go crazy? 2179 02:15:55,464 --> 02:15:58,331 He's got coke, and he's got cash in that safe... 2180 02:15:58,367 --> 02:16:00,733 and if we leave here without it, we're idiots. 2181 02:16:00,769 --> 02:16:02,760 We came here to do something... 2182 02:16:02,804 --> 02:16:05,671 and we can do it, all right? Are you with me? 2183 02:16:05,707 --> 02:16:10,201 Listen to me! Let's just split right now. 2184 02:16:10,245 --> 02:16:12,236 This is not supposed to be the thing! 2185 02:16:12,280 --> 02:16:15,374 That's what we came here to do... 2186 02:16:15,417 --> 02:16:19,012 and that's what I'm going to do right now. 2187 02:16:19,054 --> 02:16:20,180 Fuck you! 2188 02:16:20,222 --> 02:16:23,191 Don't be stupid! 2189 02:16:26,361 --> 02:16:28,386 Come on! 2190 02:16:28,430 --> 02:16:30,091 Come on, you puppies! 2191 02:16:34,302 --> 02:16:36,202 It's coming down for puppies! 2192 02:16:45,747 --> 02:16:47,442 Come back! 2193 02:16:59,461 --> 02:17:00,792 Shit! 2194 02:17:16,178 --> 02:17:19,045 Fucking son of a bitch! 2195 02:17:19,081 --> 02:17:20,742 Oh, God. 2196 02:17:20,782 --> 02:17:21,942 Oh, fuck! 2197 02:17:24,352 --> 02:17:27,287 Fucking stupid motherfucker! 2198 02:17:38,066 --> 02:17:39,590 Bitch. 2199 02:18:36,525 --> 02:18:37,890 Could you please help me? 2200 02:18:48,069 --> 02:18:49,559 I'm... 2201 02:19:01,616 --> 02:19:04,710 I just wanted to come and say sorry. 2202 02:19:04,753 --> 02:19:06,311 And... 2203 02:19:09,357 --> 02:19:11,825 I just want to know if you can help me. 2204 02:19:14,462 --> 02:19:16,089 I need help. 2205 02:19:18,233 --> 02:19:19,393 And... 2206 02:19:20,468 --> 02:19:22,231 I'm sorry, you know? 2207 02:19:26,308 --> 02:19:27,798 I need help. 2208 02:19:46,661 --> 02:19:48,253 I'm sorry, too, kid. 2209 02:19:50,732 --> 02:19:52,700 It's OK, baby. 2210 02:19:52,734 --> 02:19:55,703 We all need to start again. 2211 02:20:00,508 --> 02:20:02,237 It's OK. 2212 02:20:13,388 --> 02:20:14,650 You're all right, baby. 2213 02:20:22,964 --> 02:20:25,364 Did I hear someone say deal? 2214 02:20:25,400 --> 02:20:27,834 This weekend and this weekend only... 2215 02:20:27,869 --> 02:20:30,531 Buck's Super Cool Stereo Store is making super-cool deals... 2216 02:20:30,572 --> 02:20:32,437 on all name brands. 2217 02:20:32,474 --> 02:20:34,135 We're open. We're ready. 2218 02:20:34,175 --> 02:20:37,542 All you need to do is walk over, get down, and come inside us. 2219 02:20:39,614 --> 02:20:41,445 Word. 2220 02:20:41,483 --> 02:20:42,780 Cut. 2221 02:20:42,817 --> 02:20:44,341 Excellent. 2222 02:20:44,386 --> 02:20:46,411 That was great. 2223 02:21:03,004 --> 02:21:04,904 I said shut up, Colonel! 2224 02:21:17,285 --> 02:21:18,411 Cinco... 2225 02:21:18,453 --> 02:21:20,216 cuatro... 2226 02:21:20,255 --> 02:21:21,381 tres... 2227 02:21:21,423 --> 02:21:22,549 dos... 2228 02:21:22,590 --> 02:21:23,716 uno... 2229 02:21:23,758 --> 02:21:24,918 �Dale! 2230 02:21:36,571 --> 02:21:37,731 Wait! 2231 02:21:39,941 --> 02:21:42,967 No, that's a "Q"! That's supposed to be a "G"! 2232 02:21:43,011 --> 02:21:44,740 Oh, man! 2233 02:22:07,235 --> 02:22:08,395 Go! 2234 02:22:13,842 --> 02:22:15,173 What the heck? 2235 02:22:16,811 --> 02:22:18,574 Naughty, naughty, Candi. 2236 02:22:23,118 --> 02:22:24,312 Let's push. 2237 02:22:25,720 --> 02:22:26,846 Come on, baby. 2238 02:22:26,888 --> 02:22:29,083 Go, go, go. Push, push, push. 2239 02:22:31,326 --> 02:22:34,090 God almighty, fucking Christ! 2240 02:22:34,129 --> 02:22:36,825 Don't cuss, sweetie. Just push, all right? 2241 02:22:36,865 --> 02:22:39,732 Last big push for the doctor. Big push. This is it. 2242 02:22:41,102 --> 02:22:42,262 I got it! 2243 02:22:44,372 --> 02:22:45,498 He got it! 2244 02:22:45,540 --> 02:22:46,734 It's a boy! 2245 02:22:55,050 --> 02:22:57,848 No hurry. Just sometime this year, huh? 2246 02:22:59,354 --> 02:23:00,981 Put it where I told you to put it. 2247 02:23:06,828 --> 02:23:08,557 You've got to turn the fan on. 2248 02:23:08,596 --> 02:23:10,325 It smells good, doesn't it? 2249 02:23:10,365 --> 02:23:12,265 It smells like shit. 2250 02:23:12,300 --> 02:23:14,393 This is Puerto Rican cooking. 2251 02:23:14,436 --> 02:23:16,666 Everybody's complaining in the whole neighborhood. 2252 02:23:16,704 --> 02:23:18,763 This is what they're complaining about. Taste this. 2253 02:23:18,807 --> 02:23:20,900 Not now. I'll taste it later. 2254 02:23:26,381 --> 02:23:28,281 Honey, honey. 2255 02:23:28,316 --> 02:23:30,147 Take the dirt on one side of your room... 2256 02:23:30,185 --> 02:23:31,777 and move it to the other side of your room. 2257 02:23:31,820 --> 02:23:34,380 Then one side will look clean that used to look dirty. 2258 02:23:34,422 --> 02:23:35,821 Then that will be good, huh? 2259 02:23:38,693 --> 02:23:40,490 Johnny Weissmuller! 2260 02:23:40,528 --> 02:23:41,790 That's my swimmer! 2261 02:23:41,830 --> 02:23:43,855 Say, "Hello, Uncle Jack. " 2262 02:23:48,470 --> 02:23:51,234 Who is the Olympic-fever baby? 2263 02:23:53,208 --> 02:23:54,539 Say, "Hi, Jack. " 2264 02:23:56,144 --> 02:23:57,338 "Watch me kick. " 2265 02:23:57,378 --> 02:23:58,470 He's not going to piss in the pool? 2266 02:23:58,513 --> 02:23:59,912 I don't think so. 2267 02:24:05,120 --> 02:24:06,246 I got to talk to you... 2268 02:24:06,287 --> 02:24:07,754 about the stereo modification for this system. 2269 02:24:07,789 --> 02:24:09,313 No technical shit. 2270 02:24:09,357 --> 02:24:10,847 If you don't get the right modification... 2271 02:24:10,892 --> 02:24:13,156 it's not going to be loud. 2272 02:24:13,194 --> 02:24:15,719 I don't want loud. I want... 2273 02:24:15,763 --> 02:24:17,424 Mellow. 2274 02:24:17,465 --> 02:24:18,989 That's what I want. 2275 02:24:26,207 --> 02:24:27,674 Great, honey. 2276 02:24:38,353 --> 02:24:40,321 Are we ready? 2277 02:24:40,355 --> 02:24:43,381 We've got all the time we want. 2278 02:24:44,993 --> 02:24:47,427 What are you looking at? 2279 02:24:47,462 --> 02:24:49,054 I'm looking at you. 2280 02:24:49,097 --> 02:24:50,621 You're staring. 2281 02:24:50,665 --> 02:24:51,859 You know what I'm staring at? 2282 02:24:53,768 --> 02:24:58,762 I'm staring at the foxiest bitch in the whole world. 2283 02:25:28,236 --> 02:25:30,727 I've been around this block twice now. 2284 02:25:30,772 --> 02:25:32,831 I'm looking for something. 2285 02:25:32,874 --> 02:25:34,933 A clue. 2286 02:25:34,976 --> 02:25:37,604 Been looking for clues, and something led me back here. 2287 02:25:39,480 --> 02:25:41,744 So here I am. 2288 02:25:41,783 --> 02:25:43,478 Could have been me that was at Ringo's place... 2289 02:25:43,518 --> 02:25:44,985 when the shit went down. 2290 02:25:46,821 --> 02:25:49,756 I know how it is. I've been there. 2291 02:25:49,791 --> 02:25:52,225 We've all done bad things. 2292 02:25:52,260 --> 02:25:55,627 We've all had those guilty feelings in our heart. 2293 02:25:55,663 --> 02:25:57,096 You want to take your brain out of your head... 2294 02:25:57,131 --> 02:25:59,463 and wash it and make it clean. 2295 02:26:04,138 --> 02:26:06,572 I'm going to help you settle this. 2296 02:26:06,608 --> 02:26:09,668 First we're going to check for holes, see what we can find. 2297 02:26:09,711 --> 02:26:11,838 Then we're going to get nice and wet... 2298 02:26:11,879 --> 02:26:14,609 and you're going to spread your legs. 2299 02:26:14,649 --> 02:26:16,276 That's good. 2300 02:26:16,317 --> 02:26:18,342 So you know me. 2301 02:26:18,386 --> 02:26:20,616 You know my reputation. 2302 02:26:20,655 --> 02:26:24,421 Thirteen inches is a tough load. I don't treat you gently. 2303 02:26:24,459 --> 02:26:26,256 That's right. 2304 02:26:26,294 --> 02:26:27,886 I'm Brock Landers. 2305 02:26:29,197 --> 02:26:30,755 So I'm going to be nice. 2306 02:26:38,840 --> 02:26:41,274 I'm going to ask you one more time. 2307 02:26:41,309 --> 02:26:43,709 Where the fuck is Ringo? 2308 02:27:09,103 --> 02:27:10,570 I am a star. 2309 02:27:14,409 --> 02:27:17,003 I am a big, bright, shining star. 2310 02:27:33,761 --> 02:27:34,921 That's right. 162495

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